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I have acquired visual
on subject in sector A.
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Speed clocked at
72 miles per hour,
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top strength,
breathing controlled,
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now headed northeast
to sector D.
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Sector D reporting.
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Subject's reflexes
registered 10.2
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on the Goleman-Flinker
standardized test.
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Off the charts.
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He's headed south.
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Subject acquired in sector B.
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Single-handedly lifted
10,000 pounds.
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Extremely formidable.
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My kind of challenge.
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Relating!
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To you. That's the goal.
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You want a goal?
Take up soccer!
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I don't want to relate.
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I want a boyfriend.
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See? You don't get it.
You can't do it.
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Because you make it
so difficult!
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No, you know damn well
what the problem is: him.
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Oh, God.
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Yes. I still care
about him.
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And... scene.
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All right.
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Watson, you're back tomorrow
for a screen test.
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Next!
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So... maybe we'd
better go now.
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Uh-uh. Now that
she made it,
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she'll be thrilled we saw her.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Hey, how cool would it be
if M.J. became a star?
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I've already got it
all figured out.
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Actress parties,
supermodel parties,
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actress and supermodel
parties...
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Yeah, I'm sure M.J.
can't wait for those.
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Oh, good, then we're on
the same wavelength.
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Hey, what's with
Dolce and Gabbana?
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Don't know about muscle bags,
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but the freaky hipster's
Richard Damien.
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He's putting up the money
for this turkey...
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I mean, this Oscar-worthy
independent film.
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Thank you for your patience.
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I've got money in
a new movie that's casting.
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Couldn't pull myself
away from the auditions.
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In my business,
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if I don't pull away
fast enough, I die.
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You know,
I like the sound of that.
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I see I've hired
the right person.
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Odd hobby.
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You collect rare species,
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yet you have no desire
to hunt them yourself?
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I love the salmon at Jojo.
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Doesn't mean I have
to troll for it.
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I've studied the subject.
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I accept your terms.
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Excellent.
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2.5 million,
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but remember...
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I want him alive.
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I know, I know.
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His name's Spider-Man,
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but the way I figure,
he's mostly spider.
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No more a man than that bonobo.
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He belongs in a cage.
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I told you I accept the terms.
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No need to explain yourself.
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Half now, the other half
upon delivery.
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Raymond doesn't think you...
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I heard what he said.
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If he doesn't feel
I'm up to the task,
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he can prove it right now.
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You challenging him
to a sword fight?
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He carries a weapon in
the small of his back.
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I believe it's a 9 mm.
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Have at it.
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En garde.
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I'm having so much fun,
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I won't even deduct it
from your pay.
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She was lucky.
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Oh, yeah. Definitely
getting my money's worth.
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Ow!
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Give me your watch now!
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Why bother?
Your time is up.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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It's a setup.
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Spider-Man...
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Prepare to be defeated. Hyah!
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Uh, I don't know
who you are, lady,
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but "take a swipe
at Spidey" days
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ended last month.
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It was just a short
promotional offer.
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Mm. Good.
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No, stupid.
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Is there something I did
that I should know about?
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Stole your seat on the subway?
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Okay. Now you're definitely
not getting an apology.
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Ow!
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One hell of a first date.
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You're a noble fighter,
but not my type.
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Okay, dipstick.
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Take your java break
in somebody else's precinct.
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Shikata, cops!
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Hold him steady.
We'll bag him.
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Ohh...
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Hmm...
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No one decides
how to take down an opponent
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but me.
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You, hold it right
there! Spider-Man!
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Should've figured on you
being involved.
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What the...?
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Punks!
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I can't see anything!
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Where are they...?
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Looks like we got
ourselves a magician.
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All right, big shot.
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You got a right
to remain silent.
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Anything you say may be used
against you in a court of law.
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You have the right to
consult an attorney...
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Doing a little
past-life regression?
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Let me guess. You used to be
a hit man for Genghis Khan.
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I underestimated your
tracking skills, Spider-Man.
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You underestimated
21st-century technology.
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I matched frequencies
with your cell phone.
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A woman in your position...
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Lotus, I believe...
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should be more careful.
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You mistake me for someone
who cares about dying.
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And you don't?
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The only thing
that matters to me is honor.
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Ah, as in, "It would be an honor
to kill you, Spider-Man."
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Exactly.
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Worthy adversaries are
so hard to find in this city.
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Great. You like me.
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You really like me.
Now let's move on.
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Do you come with me
peacefully or not?
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No fighting, now.
139
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You'll have your chance soon.
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Hmm.
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So, guess you had
the screen test.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, maybe this is a sign
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that you're too talented
for that Hollywood stuff.
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Harry, I did great.
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Oh. Quick,
someone get a crowbar.
147
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My Skecher is stuck in my mouth
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and I can't get it out. Heh!
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Wait a second.
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Why the big crying scene?
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The script. It sucks.
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So much for movie stardom.
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My acting career
is going to be over
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before it's ever begun!
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This isn't a B movie.
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It's more like a U movie.
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"U" for "uck!"
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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What, you're going to call in
a script doctor?
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Better.
Witness the power of Osborn.
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Fred? Harry.
Do you know Richard Damien?
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Thought so.
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00:10:02,265 --> 00:10:04,666
My character is just so
two-dimensional.
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I need to get an appointment
for a friend.
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Sooner the better.
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00:10:08,871 --> 00:10:11,439
Okay. Call me back.
He'll make it happen.
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00:10:11,441 --> 00:10:13,441
Thank you, thank you,
thank you!
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00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:15,410
Hey, not a problem.
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But, um, do you think it's safe
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for you to be alone
with Damien?
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A lecherous producer
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and a young, beautiful actress?
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You know the Girl Scout motto.
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"Don't leave home
without lip gloss"?
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The cookies are a cover-up.
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Oh.
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Fine. Yeah, fine.
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Have her come by at 8.
Right, Fred.
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You owe me, baby.
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Business crisis?
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A little damage control
on my independent movie project.
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It's just one of my many
artistic endeavors.
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So you keep saying.
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Shouldn't you be out
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hunting down
our favorite arachnid?
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Exactly why I'm here.
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I've already found Spider-Man,
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and I fully intend to face him
again soon.
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00:11:00,323 --> 00:11:03,858
In which case,
you'll have earned your 2.5.
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The terms have changed.
191
00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:08,463
It wouldn't be honorable
to take your money.
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But you just said...
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But I can no longer promise
I'll capture Spider-Man alive.
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Why in the hell not?
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It would be dishonorable.
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So you can fight him
but not capture him?
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In a bout such as this,
only one comes out alive.
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We had a deal!
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And now it's off.
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Argh!
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She knows your plans
about Spider-Man.
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00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:40,828
Mr. Damien, you think
of it as collecting,
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but hiring a person
to capture someone...
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That's kidnapping.
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She squeals, you're in trouble.
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Then make sure she doesn't.
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You stay here.
We'll go up to the next block.
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A real man wouldn't be afraid
to fight me alone.
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Yeah. We'll write that
on your gravestone.
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Damn it!
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Hey, you throw a great party.
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You continue to impress me
with your character.
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Now, more than ever,
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I know it is our destiny
to fight to the death.
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But not now.
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You hear me?
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No one gets past the front gate.
No one!
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That includes that actress
who's on her way.
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Think you can manage that?
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Mr. Damien, I've never
seen anything like her.
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And that sword!
222
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Then Spider-Man
swung in
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and things got out of control.
224
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Those were two of my
best men. Close that!
225
00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:18,986
What, is the front-gate guy
dead now too?
226
00:14:21,489 --> 00:14:25,192
Good. You figured out
how this works.
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Uhh! Ohh!
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00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:35,670
Uhh...
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00:14:35,672 --> 00:14:38,405
You shouldn't have sent
your men to kill me.
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It was Raymond, not me.
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He's such a hothead.
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At least he has a head.
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Hello? Mr. Damien?
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00:15:15,444 --> 00:15:16,811
Hello?
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Okay, this is the only
room with the light on.
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If you're trying to get me
up to the bedroom,
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I'm just going to leave.
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00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:28,522
Mr. Damien?
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00:15:28,524 --> 00:15:31,258
What are you doing
under your desk?
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00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:06,994
Oh!
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00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:10,998
911 emergency.
242
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,168
Yes, there's been
a murder. Taxi!
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00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:26,346
Hey, lady! Take your
walk somewhere else!
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Prepare to kill
or be killed, Spider-Man.
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00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,593
Wasn't it just yesterday
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we made such a handsome
crime-fighting duo?
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That is why I honor you
with the chance to fight me.
248
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:47,467
Lady, it's time to get you
off the streets.
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It's over, Shikata.
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Not till one of us is dead!
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Argh!
252
00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:25,706
So, if this is Heidi Klum,
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please come over right away.
254
00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:31,345
Harry or Peter, please come home
as soon as you get this message.
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I was home, but I, like,
totally freaked out,
256
00:17:33,149 --> 00:17:35,509
and you won't believe what
happened at Mr. Damien's house...
257
00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:37,852
What's going on?
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Spider-Man!
259
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,056
M.J.!
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Listen and listen good.
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You fight me to the death,
or she will die.
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Spider-Man, the sword!
It gives her power!
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Uhh!
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Wait!
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Done waiting.
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00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:08,442
No!
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00:19:29,364 --> 00:19:31,031
Hold it right there!
268
00:19:35,737 --> 00:19:38,138
Ah...
Your arm.
269
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,240
It'll be okay.
270
00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:41,541
You fought her. For me.
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Not alone.
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00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:45,484
Handy piece of information,
that sword thing.
273
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How'd you know?
274
00:19:46,648 --> 00:19:50,584
Long story, but the point is,
we make a good team.
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Yes, we do.
276
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:12,672
So, like, I think
your sword freak
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killed the guy
who's bankrolling the movie
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I was supposed to be in.
279
00:20:15,878 --> 00:20:17,244
Why am I telling you this?
280
00:20:17,246 --> 00:20:19,280
In case I run into
any showbiz types
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looking for a leading lady?
282
00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:21,717
Would you do that?
283
00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:23,851
I don't really travel
in those circles.
284
00:20:23,852 --> 00:20:26,253
Yeah, I didn't think so.
285
00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,289
Spider-Man went
this way! Follow me!
286
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,824
Here we go again.
See you around?
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Definitely.
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