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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,973 --> 00:01:35,407 Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 2 00:01:44,253 --> 00:01:45,652 Justin! 3 00:01:45,733 --> 00:01:48,645 Quick, honey, take my picture. l got the pyramid in my hand. 4 00:01:57,453 --> 00:01:59,489 Justin, you get back here right now! 5 00:01:59,893 --> 00:02:00,882 No, stop! 6 00:02:00,973 --> 00:02:03,282 -No, no! Stop him! -Go back! Don't climb! 7 00:02:07,853 --> 00:02:08,842 Wait, wait. 8 00:02:08,933 --> 00:02:10,889 Hold on. Easy, little boy. 9 00:02:12,213 --> 00:02:14,363 Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 10 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:18,446 No, no, no! There he goes. 11 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:30,648 Justin! 12 00:02:38,973 --> 00:02:40,691 l've got him! l've got him! 13 00:02:51,173 --> 00:02:53,528 Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 14 00:02:53,613 --> 00:02:56,252 that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 15 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:59,052 and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 16 00:02:59,293 --> 00:03:02,171 There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens 17 00:03:02,453 --> 00:03:05,206 try to protect their beloved landmarks. 18 00:03:05,733 --> 00:03:08,167 Law enforcement still has no leads, 19 00:03:08,253 --> 00:03:10,528 leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains 20 00:03:10,613 --> 00:03:13,047 is responsible for this heinous crime? 21 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:15,051 And where will he strike next? 22 00:04:01,973 --> 00:04:04,282 l'm having a bad, bad day 23 00:04:04,373 --> 00:04:07,285 lt's about time that l get my way 24 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,841 Steamrolling whatever l see 25 00:04:10,493 --> 00:04:13,053 Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! 26 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:15,169 l'm having a bad, bad day 27 00:04:15,253 --> 00:04:18,165 lf you take it personal, that's okay 28 00:04:18,253 --> 00:04:20,721 Watch, this is so fun to see 29 00:04:21,853 --> 00:04:23,332 Despicable me 30 00:04:47,373 --> 00:04:49,250 Morning, Gru! 31 00:04:50,653 --> 00:04:51,642 How you doing? 32 00:04:51,733 --> 00:04:53,644 Hello, Fred. 33 00:04:53,733 --> 00:04:58,568 FYl, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, 34 00:04:58,653 --> 00:05:00,644 and l don't appreciate it. 35 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:04,203 Sorry. You know dogs. They go wherever they want to go. 36 00:05:04,293 --> 00:05:05,965 Unless they're dead. 37 00:05:08,413 --> 00:05:09,528 l'm joking! 38 00:05:10,613 --> 00:05:13,366 Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one. 39 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:16,727 Okay. Yeah. 40 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:20,570 Steamrolling whatever l see 41 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:22,806 Despicable me 42 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:25,562 l'm having a bad, bad day 43 00:05:25,653 --> 00:05:28,167 lf you take it personal, that's okay 44 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,925 Despicable me 45 00:05:39,613 --> 00:05:42,127 You've got to be pulling on my leg! 46 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:46,802 Hello! 47 00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:49,610 Cookies for sale. 48 00:05:51,653 --> 00:05:53,769 Go away. l'm not home. 49 00:05:54,173 --> 00:05:56,482 Yes, you are. l heard you. 50 00:05:57,333 --> 00:06:00,245 No, you didn't. This 51 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,164 is a recording. 52 00:06:02,253 --> 00:06:04,403 -No, it isn't. -Yes, it is. 53 00:06:04,813 --> 00:06:08,886 Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 54 00:06:12,533 --> 00:06:14,251 Goodbye, recorded message. 55 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,085 Agnes, come on. 56 00:06:26,413 --> 00:06:27,402 Kyle! 57 00:06:27,493 --> 00:06:31,281 Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin. 58 00:06:31,373 --> 00:06:32,442 Gru! 59 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:34,971 Dr Nefario. 60 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,646 l know how you must be feeling. 61 00:06:36,733 --> 00:06:40,043 l, too, have encountered great disappointment, 62 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:44,368 but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats. 63 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,412 What? What happened? 64 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,846 lt's all over the news! 65 00:06:47,933 --> 00:06:49,844 Some fella just stole a pyramid. 66 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:53,050 They're saying he makes all other villains look 67 00:06:53,853 --> 00:06:55,286 lame. 68 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,489 Assemble the minions! 69 00:07:28,893 --> 00:07:30,645 Minions, assemble! 70 00:07:31,653 --> 00:07:33,052 Okay. Okay. 71 00:07:39,813 --> 00:07:40,882 Hey! 72 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,933 Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good? 73 00:08:29,013 --> 00:08:30,162 All right. 74 00:08:30,253 --> 00:08:33,131 That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 75 00:08:34,133 --> 00:08:36,089 Hello, everybody! 76 00:08:36,173 --> 00:08:37,970 Yeah, all right! 77 00:08:38,053 --> 00:08:40,283 Simmer down. Simmer down! 78 00:08:40,373 --> 00:08:42,170 Thank you, okay. 79 00:08:42,253 --> 00:08:45,051 Now, l realise that you guys probably heard 80 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,772 about this other villain who stole the pyramids. 81 00:08:47,853 --> 00:08:50,083 Apparently, it's a big deal. 82 00:08:50,173 --> 00:08:53,449 People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 83 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:57,526 But am l upset? No, l am not! 84 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,326 A little, 85 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:04,167 but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, 86 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:07,051 and you guys are all right in my book. 87 00:09:08,093 --> 00:09:09,287 No, no raises! 88 00:09:09,373 --> 00:09:12,410 You're not going to get any raises. 89 00:09:13,213 --> 00:09:14,805 What did we do? 90 00:09:14,893 --> 00:09:20,650 Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! 91 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,287 Nice! 92 00:09:23,893 --> 00:09:25,849 That's how l roll. 93 00:09:26,213 --> 00:09:29,762 Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh? 94 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:31,886 But that's not all. 95 00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:35,124 We stole the Statue of Liberty, 96 00:09:36,773 --> 00:09:39,048 the small one from Las Vegas. 97 00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:44,967 And l won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas. 98 00:09:45,053 --> 00:09:47,726 Okay, l wasn't going to tell you about this yet, 99 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:52,284 but l have been working on something very big! 100 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:57,365 Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 101 00:09:57,933 --> 00:10:02,131 And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr Nefario.. . 102 00:10:02,493 --> 00:10:03,892 Thank you! 103 00:10:03,973 --> 00:10:05,201 There he is. 104 00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:06,692 He's styling. 105 00:10:07,293 --> 00:10:10,490 Now, we have located a shrink ray 106 00:10:10,573 --> 00:10:15,010 in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, 107 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:18,365 we will have the capability 108 00:10:18,453 --> 00:10:22,241 to pull off the true crime of the century. 109 00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:25,328 We are going to steal.. . 110 00:10:27,773 --> 00:10:31,971 Wait, wait! l haven't told you what it is yet. 111 00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:36,202 Hey. 112 00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:38,329 Dave, listen up, please. 113 00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:46,049 Next, we are going to steal, 114 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:48,363 pause for effect, 115 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,203 the moon! 116 00:10:52,373 --> 00:10:56,048 And once the moon is mine, 117 00:10:56,493 --> 00:11:00,645 the world will give me whatever l want to get it back! 118 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:05,853 And l will be the greatest villain of all time! 119 00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:12,772 That's what l'm talking about. 120 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,368 Yes? 121 00:11:15,453 --> 00:11:19,048 Hello, Gru? l've been crunching some numbers, 122 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:22,170 and l really don't see how we can afford this. 123 00:11:22,253 --> 00:11:24,926 lt can't be done. l'm not a miracle worker. 124 00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:26,931 Hey, chillax. 125 00:11:27,013 --> 00:11:30,483 l'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me! 126 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:47,171 Edith, stop it! 127 00:11:47,253 --> 00:11:49,244 What? l'm just walking. 128 00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,569 -Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. -Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. 129 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,766 Hello, girls! 130 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,572 Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 131 00:12:11,453 --> 00:12:13,364 Let me think. 132 00:12:13,853 --> 00:12:14,888 No! 133 00:12:17,973 --> 00:12:20,931 Edith! What did you put on my desk? 134 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,925 A mud pie. 135 00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:27,407 You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you? 136 00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:29,688 -Yeah, l know. -Good. 137 00:12:30,013 --> 00:12:33,210 So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas? 138 00:12:34,013 --> 00:12:35,287 Sort of. 139 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:39,446 We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties. 140 00:12:41,253 --> 00:12:43,369 Okay. 141 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:47,442 Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. 142 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,603 Look at my face! 143 00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:52,810 Do you still think it's a great sale day? 144 00:12:53,693 --> 00:12:55,604 Eighteen coco-nutties. 145 00:12:56,013 --> 00:13:00,484 l think we can do a little better than that, don't you? 146 00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:02,282 Yeah. 147 00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:06,571 We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No. 148 00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:08,088 -No, Miss Hattie. -No, Miss Hattie. 149 00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:11,722 Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine. 150 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,887 -Hi, Penny. -Hi, Penny. 151 00:13:14,973 --> 00:13:16,088 Hi, guys. 152 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,925 Hello, Mom. Sorry, l meant to call, but.. . 153 00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:27,404 l just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 154 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,766 That was you, wasn't it? 155 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:33,489 Or was it a villain who's actually successful? 156 00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:37,212 Just so you know, Mom, l am about to do something 157 00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:39,932 that's very, very big, very important. 158 00:13:40,293 --> 00:13:42,966 When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. 159 00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:47,485 Good luck with that. Okay, l'm out of here. 160 00:14:53,053 --> 00:14:55,044 Gru to see Mr Perkins. 161 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,444 Yes, please have a seat. 162 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,848 That's one small step for man, 163 00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:15,291 one giant leap for mankind. 164 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:18,052 Ma, someday l'm going to go to the moon. 165 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,883 l'm afraid you're too late, Son. 166 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,568 NASA isn't sending the monkeys any more. 167 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:32,968 Hey. 168 00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:44,086 l'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. 169 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,966 lt's a mathematical term, 170 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:54,365 a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude. 171 00:15:58,173 --> 00:16:00,129 Vector! That's me, 172 00:16:00,213 --> 00:16:05,241 'cause l'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 173 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,925 Oh, yeah! 174 00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:10,531 Check out my new weapon. 175 00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:12,763 Piranha gun! Oh, yes! 176 00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:16,448 Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? No, you haven't. l invented it. 177 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,603 Do you want a demonstration? 178 00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:23,606 Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, to get the piranha back inside of my.. . 179 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:26,048 Mr Gru, Mr Perkins will see you now. 180 00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:28,162 So, all l need 181 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:31,165 is money from the bank to build a rocket. 182 00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:34,086 -And then, the moon is ours. -Wow! 183 00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,730 Well, very nice presentation. 184 00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:39,008 l'd like to see this shrink ray. 185 00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:43,006 Absolutely! Will do. Soon as l have it. 186 00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:45,930 You don't have it? 187 00:16:46,013 --> 00:16:49,528 And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 188 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,012 Apparently. 189 00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:56,245 Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? 190 00:16:57,253 --> 00:17:01,690 With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 191 00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:06,168 How can l put it? Let's say this apple is you. 192 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,082 lf we don't start getting our money back.. . 193 00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:12,491 Get the picture? 194 00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:17,289 Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there, 195 00:17:17,573 --> 00:17:20,292 younger than you, hungrier than you, 196 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,329 younger than you. 197 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,608 Like that young fellow out there named Vector. 198 00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,206 He just stole a pyramid! 199 00:17:30,573 --> 00:17:32,564 l've got it. l've got it. 200 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,413 So, as far as getting money for the rocket.. . 201 00:17:36,493 --> 00:17:39,371 Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk. 202 00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:06,687 Suckers! 203 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:12,807 Suckers! 204 00:19:19,453 --> 00:19:20,681 We got it! 205 00:19:27,453 --> 00:19:28,522 What? 206 00:19:28,613 --> 00:19:31,286 Hey! Hey! What! Hey! 207 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:33,922 No, no, no! 208 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:38,448 You! 209 00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:44,928 Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 210 00:19:45,013 --> 00:19:46,731 So long, Gru! 211 00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:50,568 Quick! We can't let him get away! 212 00:19:58,053 --> 00:19:59,691 Up ahead! Up ahead! 213 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,410 Fire! Fire, now! 214 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:11,682 You missed me! 215 00:20:11,773 --> 00:20:13,729 Come to papa! 216 00:20:26,373 --> 00:20:27,692 Take that. 217 00:20:29,613 --> 00:20:31,205 How adorable. 218 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:33,892 Got you in our sights! 219 00:20:34,453 --> 00:20:36,808 Like taking candy from a.. . 220 00:20:36,893 --> 00:20:37,928 What? 221 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,812 Hey, Gru! 222 00:20:40,893 --> 00:20:43,885 Try this on for size! 223 00:20:45,293 --> 00:20:47,887 That's weird. What is going.. . 224 00:20:52,453 --> 00:20:54,569 This is claustrophobic! 225 00:20:55,893 --> 00:20:57,246 No, no, no! 226 00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:05,162 Too small! This is too small for me! 227 00:21:11,293 --> 00:21:12,965 l hate that guy! 228 00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:23,372 ...and please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 229 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:27,332 And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears 230 00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:29,563 and lay eggs in our brains. 231 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:32,447 Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. 232 00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:35,692 And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, 233 00:21:35,773 --> 00:21:38,571 and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 234 00:21:38,653 --> 00:21:40,484 and have a pet unicorn. 235 00:21:40,893 --> 00:21:42,042 Amen. 236 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,805 -Amen. -Amen. 237 00:21:48,453 --> 00:21:51,650 Unicorns, l love them Unicorns, l love them 238 00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:55,282 Uni, uni, unicorns l love them 239 00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:58,845 Uni, unicorns, l could pet one 240 00:21:59,173 --> 00:22:01,209 lf they were really real 241 00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:02,362 And they are 242 00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,887 So, l bought one so l could pet it 243 00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:08,046 Now it loves me Now l love it 244 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,968 Don't you.. . What the.. . 245 00:23:52,613 --> 00:23:54,365 Good luck, little girls! 246 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,449 Whoa! Cool. 247 00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:06,372 Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. 248 00:24:06,453 --> 00:24:08,284 -l don't care. Beat it! -Come on! 249 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:11,530 We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 250 00:24:11,613 --> 00:24:14,332 -Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties? -Yeah. 251 00:24:35,573 --> 00:24:37,609 Light bulb. 252 00:24:40,573 --> 00:24:41,847 Dr Nefario! 253 00:24:41,933 --> 00:24:45,050 l'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 254 00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:47,010 -What? -Cookie robots! 255 00:24:47,093 --> 00:24:49,402 -Who is this? -Oh, forget it. 256 00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:58,446 Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, 257 00:24:58,973 --> 00:25:00,645 Dr Gru. 258 00:25:03,693 --> 00:25:05,843 And l see you have made a list 259 00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:09,528 of some of your personal achievements. 260 00:25:09,853 --> 00:25:12,287 Thank you for that. l love reading. 261 00:25:19,773 --> 00:25:22,128 And l see you have been given the Medal of Honor 262 00:25:22,213 --> 00:25:24,249 and a knighthood. 263 00:25:26,533 --> 00:25:27,966 -Me, me, me. -Me, me, me. 264 00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:29,247 Kevin? 265 00:25:30,893 --> 00:25:32,929 You had your own cooking show 266 00:25:33,013 --> 00:25:36,767 and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 267 00:25:36,853 --> 00:25:38,491 lt's not that impressive. 268 00:25:40,653 --> 00:25:41,802 ldiot! 269 00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:46,446 -Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! -Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 270 00:25:48,293 --> 00:25:51,171 What in the name of.. . What? 271 00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:54,805 Well, here's the dealio. 272 00:25:54,893 --> 00:25:59,603 Things have been so lonely since my wife, 273 00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:03,802 Debbie, passed on. 274 00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:06,851 lt's like my heart is a tooth, 275 00:26:07,493 --> 00:26:12,169 and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. 276 00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:13,688 l'm sorry. 277 00:26:17,893 --> 00:26:20,930 You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? 278 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,722 Do l look like l speak Spanish? 279 00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:28,923 You have a face como un burro. 280 00:26:32,293 --> 00:26:34,682 Well, thank you! 281 00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:39,682 Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? 282 00:26:39,773 --> 00:26:41,286 So, so excited! 283 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:46,364 Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 284 00:26:49,293 --> 00:26:50,931 l bet the mom is beautiful! 285 00:26:51,013 --> 00:26:53,049 l bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 286 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,806 l bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 287 00:26:56,773 --> 00:26:58,968 l'm just saying it'd be nice. 288 00:27:00,013 --> 00:27:03,164 My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 289 00:27:03,253 --> 00:27:04,811 That's a Cheeto. 290 00:27:07,813 --> 00:27:11,169 Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. 291 00:27:13,493 --> 00:27:14,846 Who's Debbie? 292 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,286 Your wife. 293 00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:18,166 Hi, girls! 294 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,486 Girls, l want you to meet Mr Gru. 295 00:27:31,813 --> 00:27:33,769 He's going to adopt you. 296 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,287 And he's a dentist! 297 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,807 Yeah! 298 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:47,611 Hi. l'm Margo. This is Edith. 299 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,885 And that's Agnes. 300 00:27:49,973 --> 00:27:51,850 l got your leg, l got your leg! 301 00:27:51,933 --> 00:27:54,891 Okay, that is enough, little girl. 302 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:57,203 -Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. -Higher! 303 00:27:57,293 --> 00:27:59,488 -Higher! -Just release your grip. Wow! 304 00:27:59,773 --> 00:28:02,810 How do you remove them? ls there a command? 305 00:28:02,893 --> 00:28:04,770 Some nonstick spray? 306 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:07,812 Crowbar? 307 00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:12,093 Okay, girls, let's go. 308 00:28:34,973 --> 00:28:36,326 Oh, yeah! 309 00:28:38,613 --> 00:28:40,524 Pretty impressive! 310 00:28:41,773 --> 00:28:43,650 What are you looking at? 311 00:28:43,733 --> 00:28:44,927 Boo-ya! 312 00:28:47,053 --> 00:28:48,964 You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash! 313 00:28:49,573 --> 00:28:50,562 Take that! 314 00:28:51,653 --> 00:28:53,371 You done been shrunk! 315 00:28:54,173 --> 00:28:55,322 Yello? 316 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,044 l got the shrink ray, all right. 317 00:28:59,213 --> 00:29:01,602 No, l'm not playing with it. 318 00:29:01,693 --> 00:29:03,126 Gru? 319 00:29:04,853 --> 00:29:06,605 Don't make me laugh! No. 320 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,527 P.S . he is not getting the moon, 321 00:29:09,613 --> 00:29:12,525 and P.P .S . by the time l'm done with him, 322 00:29:12,613 --> 00:29:14,092 he's gonna be begging for mercy. 323 00:29:16,093 --> 00:29:17,242 Okay, bye. 324 00:29:19,173 --> 00:29:23,086 Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby.. . 325 00:29:24,453 --> 00:29:26,205 Curse you, tiny toilet! 326 00:29:30,693 --> 00:29:32,684 Okay, here we are. 327 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:34,252 Home sweet home. 328 00:29:36,613 --> 00:29:39,411 So, this is, like, your house? 329 00:29:40,173 --> 00:29:41,401 Wait a sec.. . 330 00:29:41,493 --> 00:29:44,132 You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 331 00:29:44,213 --> 00:29:46,124 No, that was someone else. 332 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:00,361 Can l hold your hand? 333 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,122 No. 334 00:30:11,973 --> 00:30:16,649 When we got adopted by a bald guy, l thought this'd be more like Annie. 335 00:30:25,213 --> 00:30:26,441 No, hey! 336 00:30:30,373 --> 00:30:33,410 Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 337 00:30:33,493 --> 00:30:36,007 Girls, this is Kyle, my 338 00:30:36,093 --> 00:30:37,082 dog. 339 00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:40,848 Fluffy doggy! 340 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,168 What kind of dog is that? 341 00:30:47,253 --> 00:30:49,767 He is a.. . l don't know. 342 00:30:50,613 --> 00:30:53,685 Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 343 00:30:54,173 --> 00:30:55,765 'Cause it's not. 344 00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,048 No! No! Stay away from there! 345 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,612 lt's fragile. 346 00:31:03,093 --> 00:31:06,403 Well, l suppose the plan will work with two. 347 00:31:06,493 --> 00:31:09,166 Hey! lt's dark in here. 348 00:31:11,933 --> 00:31:14,163 lt poked a hole in my juice box. 349 00:31:18,933 --> 00:31:20,127 As you can see, 350 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:23,569 l have provided everything a child might need. 351 00:31:25,373 --> 00:31:26,408 All right. 352 00:31:27,493 --> 00:31:29,768 Okay. As l was saying.. . Hey! 353 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:31,922 Somebody broke that. 354 00:31:32,373 --> 00:31:35,888 Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 355 00:31:35,973 --> 00:31:37,725 Rule number one. 356 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:40,281 You will not touch anything. 357 00:31:40,373 --> 00:31:42,125 What about the floor? 358 00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:44,489 Yes, you may touch the floor. 359 00:31:44,573 --> 00:31:45,892 What about the air? 360 00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:47,964 Yes, you may touch the air! 361 00:31:48,053 --> 00:31:49,042 What about this? 362 00:31:52,093 --> 00:31:53,970 -Where did you get that? -Found it. 363 00:31:54,053 --> 00:31:57,682 Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while l'm working. 364 00:31:57,773 --> 00:31:59,570 Rule number three. 365 00:31:59,653 --> 00:32:03,931 You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 366 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:06,528 or sneeze or burp or fart! 367 00:32:07,173 --> 00:32:11,325 So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 368 00:32:11,413 --> 00:32:13,563 Does this count as annoying? 369 00:32:16,773 --> 00:32:18,092 Very! 370 00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,761 l will see you in six hours. 371 00:32:24,773 --> 00:32:28,527 Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 372 00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:33,331 We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 373 00:33:00,733 --> 00:33:03,611 Question. What are these? 374 00:33:04,493 --> 00:33:07,405 A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! 375 00:33:08,853 --> 00:33:10,809 Look at this. Watch me! 376 00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:17,093 Cookie robots. l said cookie robots. 377 00:33:17,653 --> 00:33:20,121 Why are you so old? 378 00:33:22,493 --> 00:33:24,131 Okay. l'm on it. 379 00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:26,207 Hello? 380 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,447 TV! 381 00:34:01,493 --> 00:34:02,642 What is that? 382 00:34:02,853 --> 00:34:05,162 -Look at that! -That is cool! 383 00:34:05,973 --> 00:34:07,201 Come on! 384 00:34:07,693 --> 00:34:09,888 l don't think he's a dentist. 385 00:34:23,173 --> 00:34:24,925 We've been working on this for a while. 386 00:34:25,013 --> 00:34:27,652 lt's a anti-gravity serum. 387 00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:36,409 l meant to close that. He'll be all right, l'm sure. 388 00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:39,405 -Do the effects wear off? -So far, 389 00:34:39,493 --> 00:34:41,404 no. No, they don't. 390 00:34:42,893 --> 00:34:45,851 And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 391 00:34:49,373 --> 00:34:50,362 No, no. 392 00:34:50,453 --> 00:34:54,128 l said ''dart gun,'' not.. . Okay. 393 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:57,332 Oh, yes. 'Cause l was wondering 394 00:34:57,413 --> 00:34:59,927 under what circumstances would we use this? 395 00:35:00,013 --> 00:35:01,412 But, anyway. 396 00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:04,769 What l really wanted to show you was this. 397 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:12,325 Now those are cookie robots! 398 00:35:13,413 --> 00:35:16,530 La, la, la, la l love unicorns 399 00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:20,128 What are you doing here? l told you to stay in the kitchen! 400 00:35:20,213 --> 00:35:22,773 We got bored. What is this place? 401 00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:24,525 Can l drink this? 402 00:35:24,613 --> 00:35:26,968 Do you want to explode? 403 00:35:28,533 --> 00:35:29,522 Gru! 404 00:35:29,613 --> 00:35:31,490 Get back in the kitchen! 405 00:35:31,573 --> 00:35:33,609 -Will you play with us? -No. 406 00:35:34,013 --> 00:35:36,129 -Why? -Because l'm busy. 407 00:35:36,213 --> 00:35:37,726 Doing what? 408 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,606 Okay, okay, you got me. 409 00:35:40,693 --> 00:35:43,332 The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 410 00:35:43,893 --> 00:35:46,202 ln real life, l am a spy. 411 00:35:46,693 --> 00:35:49,730 And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody, 412 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:51,804 -because if you do.. . -What does this do? 413 00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:56,602 Hey! 414 00:35:57,413 --> 00:35:58,812 My unicorn! 415 00:35:59,133 --> 00:36:00,725 You have to fix it. 416 00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:05,887 Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. By definition, it cannot be fixed. 417 00:36:10,973 --> 00:36:13,043 That's freaking me out. What is she doing? 418 00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:16,170 She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 419 00:36:17,493 --> 00:36:20,724 lt is just a toy. Now stop it! 420 00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:24,969 Okay, okay! l'll fix it! 421 00:36:25,373 --> 00:36:27,250 Tim! Mark! Phil! 422 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,007 This is very important. 423 00:36:31,093 --> 00:36:34,449 You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 424 00:36:40,253 --> 00:36:42,050 Hey, hey, hey! A toy! 425 00:36:43,173 --> 00:36:45,209 Go, and hurry! 426 00:36:45,293 --> 00:36:46,408 What are those? 427 00:36:46,493 --> 00:36:49,530 They are my cousins. 428 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,812 Jerry! Stuart! 429 00:36:52,853 --> 00:36:55,731 Watch them, and keep them away from me, please. 430 00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:14,568 -Wow! -Wow! 431 00:38:16,973 --> 00:38:18,088 lt was your cousin's idea. 432 00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:19,528 What? 433 00:38:19,893 --> 00:38:21,326 Okay, bedtime. 434 00:38:24,493 --> 00:38:25,892 Not you two! 435 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:31,889 Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams. 436 00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:35,485 Just so you know, 437 00:38:35,573 --> 00:38:37,450 you're never gonna be my dad. 438 00:38:38,013 --> 00:38:40,004 l think l can live with that. 439 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,365 Are these beds made out of bombs? 440 00:38:43,893 --> 00:38:47,886 Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 441 00:38:48,773 --> 00:38:50,729 But try not to toss and turn. 442 00:38:50,813 --> 00:38:51,882 Cool. 443 00:38:52,813 --> 00:38:55,850 -Will you read us a bedtime story? -No. 444 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:58,891 But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 445 00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:02,409 Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? 446 00:39:03,213 --> 00:39:06,683 So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. 447 00:39:06,773 --> 00:39:10,482 Because there are literally thousands of them. 448 00:39:11,533 --> 00:39:14,525 And there's probably something in your closet. 449 00:39:16,053 --> 00:39:18,123 He's just kidding, Agnes. 450 00:39:39,453 --> 00:39:41,284 lt's beautiful. 451 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:10,888 Girls, let's go. 452 00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:13,692 Time to deliver the cookies! 453 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,173 Okay. But first, we're going to dance class. 454 00:40:17,253 --> 00:40:20,051 Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 455 00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:24,490 Actually, we can't skip the dance class today. 456 00:40:24,573 --> 00:40:26,484 We have a big recital coming up. 457 00:40:26,573 --> 00:40:29,690 -We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. -Yeah, Swan Lake! 458 00:40:29,773 --> 00:40:31,445 That's fantastic. Wonderful. 459 00:40:31,533 --> 00:40:35,446 But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on! 460 00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:38,522 No. 461 00:40:39,373 --> 00:40:40,362 No? 462 00:40:40,453 --> 00:40:43,525 We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 463 00:40:43,613 --> 00:40:44,682 Really? 464 00:40:44,773 --> 00:40:48,322 Well, l am not driving you to dance class. 465 00:40:48,413 --> 00:40:53,567 So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves. 466 00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:00,641 What are you doing? 467 00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:02,405 Walking to dance class. 468 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,370 Ya? Okay, fine. 469 00:41:04,453 --> 00:41:08,162 You just keep walking, because l'm really not driving you! 470 00:41:08,253 --> 00:41:09,402 Okay. 471 00:41:10,813 --> 00:41:13,202 You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 472 00:41:13,653 --> 00:41:15,609 Seriously, l'm going to count to three! 473 00:41:15,693 --> 00:41:17,570 And you had better be in this car! 474 00:41:17,653 --> 00:41:21,123 Here we go! One! Two! 475 00:41:21,213 --> 00:41:24,649 ...three, four and five. 476 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:27,531 And lift, and stretch. 477 00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:30,081 And one, and two.. . 478 00:41:30,173 --> 00:41:32,209 -Here you go. -What is it? 479 00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:35,683 Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right? 480 00:41:35,773 --> 00:41:37,365 Of course, of course. 481 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:40,411 l have pins and needles that l'm sitting on. 482 00:41:40,493 --> 00:41:42,290 Pinkie promise? 483 00:41:43,453 --> 00:41:46,525 Oh, yes. My pinkie promises. 484 00:41:59,173 --> 00:42:03,689 All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. 485 00:42:03,773 --> 00:42:05,445 But he's a V. 486 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:07,410 You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. 487 00:42:07,493 --> 00:42:09,324 Then we go to the B's. Then we.. . 488 00:42:09,413 --> 00:42:14,123 Yes, yes! l went to kindergarten. l know how the alphabet works! 489 00:42:16,653 --> 00:42:19,213 l was just thinking 490 00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:22,888 that it might be nice to deliver Mr Vector's first. 491 00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:24,531 That is all. 492 00:42:27,653 --> 00:42:30,087 Almost over. lt's almost over. 493 00:42:32,093 --> 00:42:36,166 Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! 494 00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:39,522 Do you have my cookies for me? 495 00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:48,810 Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, 496 00:42:48,893 --> 00:42:53,409 two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 497 00:42:53,493 --> 00:42:56,929 Exactly. l'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. 498 00:42:57,013 --> 00:42:58,048 Not likely. 499 00:42:58,133 --> 00:43:00,203 Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 500 00:43:00,293 --> 00:43:01,772 That'll be $52. 501 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:03,561 Right. 502 00:43:10,813 --> 00:43:13,452 Seven, eight, nine.. . 503 00:43:14,293 --> 00:43:16,761 Tic Tacs! Where was l? 504 00:43:16,853 --> 00:43:19,925 Seven, eight, nine.. . 505 00:43:20,013 --> 00:43:21,731 Why are you wearing pyjamas? 506 00:43:22,693 --> 00:43:25,924 These aren't pyjamas! This is a warm-up suit. 507 00:43:41,933 --> 00:43:44,163 -What are you warming up for? -Stuff. 508 00:43:44,253 --> 00:43:45,242 What sort of stuff? 509 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:47,642 Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 510 00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:49,086 Like sleeping? 511 00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:51,926 They are not pyjamas! 512 00:44:03,293 --> 00:44:06,365 Here you go, 52 big ones. 513 00:44:23,733 --> 00:44:25,132 Bye! 514 00:45:16,853 --> 00:45:18,172 Come on! 515 00:45:39,373 --> 00:45:41,091 What the.. . 516 00:45:43,813 --> 00:45:45,405 Quiet down, fish! 517 00:45:52,173 --> 00:45:53,208 Down, boy! 518 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:18,530 We did it! Come on, girls, let's go! 519 00:46:26,093 --> 00:46:29,085 But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 520 00:46:29,173 --> 00:46:31,767 Life is full of disappointments 521 00:46:31,853 --> 00:46:33,525 for some people. 522 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:40,492 Don't do that! 523 00:46:40,573 --> 00:46:43,451 Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please? 524 00:46:43,853 --> 00:46:44,888 No. 525 00:46:44,973 --> 00:46:47,362 But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! 526 00:46:47,453 --> 00:46:48,442 Don't care. 527 00:46:48,533 --> 00:46:49,602 -Please? -Please? 528 00:46:49,693 --> 00:46:51,251 We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! 529 00:46:51,333 --> 00:46:53,289 -Pretty please? -Please? 530 00:47:00,173 --> 00:47:02,004 -Come on! -Come on! 531 00:47:02,573 --> 00:47:04,768 Light bulb. 532 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:11,051 Come on! 533 00:47:11,133 --> 00:47:13,966 Goodbye, have fun. 534 00:47:17,253 --> 00:47:20,643 Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. 535 00:47:20,733 --> 00:47:22,086 What? 536 00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:17,608 Oh, my gosh! 537 00:48:17,693 --> 00:48:20,002 Look at that fluffy unicorn! 538 00:48:22,653 --> 00:48:24,848 He's so fluffy, l'm gonna die! 539 00:48:24,933 --> 00:48:26,332 You've gotta let us play for it! 540 00:48:26,413 --> 00:48:28,051 No, no, no. 541 00:48:28,133 --> 00:48:29,361 Come on! 542 00:48:30,853 --> 00:48:33,287 How much for the fluffy unicorn? 543 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,284 Well, it is not for sale. 544 00:48:36,373 --> 00:48:41,128 But all you gotta do to win it is knock down that little spaceship there. 545 00:48:41,973 --> 00:48:43,042 lt's easy! 546 00:48:51,093 --> 00:48:52,321 Yay! 547 00:49:03,813 --> 00:49:04,962 Again! 548 00:49:05,653 --> 00:49:08,008 -Wait! -Come on. One more time! 549 00:49:08,093 --> 00:49:09,208 Just one more. 550 00:49:09,293 --> 00:49:11,523 l accidentally closed my eyes. 551 00:49:26,253 --> 00:49:28,164 -l hit it! l hit it! -That was cool. 552 00:49:32,453 --> 00:49:35,206 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 553 00:49:35,933 --> 00:49:38,891 She hit that. l saw that with my own eyes. 554 00:49:38,973 --> 00:49:41,612 Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. 555 00:49:41,693 --> 00:49:46,050 You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it's not knocked over? 556 00:49:46,133 --> 00:49:48,852 Do you know what that means, professor? 557 00:49:48,933 --> 00:49:52,323 lt means you don't get the unicorn! 558 00:49:54,373 --> 00:49:56,170 Somebody's got a frowny face. 559 00:49:56,253 --> 00:49:58,562 Boo! Better luck next time! 560 00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:03,287 Okay, my turn. 561 00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:26,242 Knocked over! 562 00:50:30,413 --> 00:50:33,211 -lt's so fluffy! -Yeah! 563 00:50:33,813 --> 00:50:35,849 That was awesome! 564 00:50:35,933 --> 00:50:37,491 You blew up the whole thing! 565 00:50:37,573 --> 00:50:39,848 Let's go. Let's try another game! 566 00:50:46,613 --> 00:50:48,922 Gru, do you mind if l have a quick word? 567 00:50:49,653 --> 00:50:51,803 Okay, girls, go play. 568 00:50:59,053 --> 00:51:01,248 l got the shrink ray! 569 00:51:03,773 --> 00:51:05,889 Cotton candy! 570 00:51:06,853 --> 00:51:10,641 We have 1 2 days until the moon is in optimum position. 571 00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:12,769 We can't afford any distractions! 572 00:51:14,453 --> 00:51:15,647 Get me Perkins. 573 00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:25,409 Sorry to bother you, Mr Perkins, 574 00:51:25,493 --> 00:51:29,281 but l figured that you would want to see this! 575 00:51:30,053 --> 00:51:31,122 What? 576 00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:45,522 Well done, Gru. Rather impressive. 577 00:51:45,613 --> 00:51:48,491 Now, the rest of the plan is simple. 578 00:51:49,093 --> 00:51:52,688 l fly to the moon. l shrink the moon. 579 00:51:52,773 --> 00:51:56,322 l grab the moon. l sit on the toilet. 580 00:51:56,413 --> 00:51:57,971 What? 581 00:51:58,053 --> 00:52:00,089 Sorry. Sorry! 582 00:52:00,173 --> 00:52:03,165 Could you excuse me for just one second? 583 00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:04,606 l told you not to touch my things. 584 00:52:04,693 --> 00:52:07,571 l told you, l told you. l've told you a thousand times. 585 00:52:07,653 --> 00:52:09,291 Hey, can we order pizza? 586 00:52:09,373 --> 00:52:11,204 Pizza? You just had lunch. 587 00:52:11,293 --> 00:52:12,408 Not now, for dinner. 588 00:52:12,493 --> 00:52:13,972 Dinner? 589 00:52:14,053 --> 00:52:16,772 Just.. . Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! 590 00:52:16,853 --> 00:52:18,571 Can we get stuffed crust? 591 00:52:19,773 --> 00:52:20,967 -Stuffed crust! -Stuffed crust! 592 00:52:21,053 --> 00:52:22,566 l'll stuff you all in the crust! 593 00:52:24,493 --> 00:52:25,812 You're funny! 594 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:28,532 Just don't come out of that room again! 595 00:52:29,053 --> 00:52:30,042 All right. 596 00:52:30,933 --> 00:52:34,209 Sorry about that. Where were we? 597 00:52:34,293 --> 00:52:35,806 You were sitting on the toilet. 598 00:52:35,893 --> 00:52:40,250 No, no, no! No, l'm sorry. lt was a little attempt at humour. 599 00:52:40,333 --> 00:52:43,006 l know how much you like to laugh 600 00:52:45,373 --> 00:52:49,048 inside. Now, l was saying.. . 601 00:52:52,493 --> 00:52:54,370 You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. 602 00:52:54,453 --> 00:52:56,728 Believe me, l am completely focused. 603 00:52:56,813 --> 00:52:58,724 -Hello! -What? 604 00:52:58,813 --> 00:52:59,928 That guy is huge! 605 00:53:00,013 --> 00:53:01,366 -Are we on TV? -What are those? Children? 606 00:53:01,453 --> 00:53:04,126 What are you doing? l told you to stay out of here! 607 00:53:09,133 --> 00:53:10,327 No, no, no! 608 00:53:10,413 --> 00:53:11,402 Freeze ray! 609 00:53:11,493 --> 00:53:13,051 Mr Gru? 610 00:53:17,573 --> 00:53:18,847 Okay. 611 00:53:20,173 --> 00:53:21,492 As l was saying.. . 612 00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:25,248 No need to continue. l've seen quite enough. 613 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,608 -But my plan.. . -ls a great plan. 614 00:53:27,693 --> 00:53:30,730 l love everything about your plan, except for one thing. 615 00:53:31,573 --> 00:53:32,847 You. 616 00:53:35,973 --> 00:53:39,409 Look, Mom, l drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 617 00:53:42,373 --> 00:53:46,252 Look, Mom, l made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 618 00:53:48,773 --> 00:53:52,971 Look, Mom, l made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype! 619 00:54:03,773 --> 00:54:05,445 l don't understand. 620 00:54:05,773 --> 00:54:07,968 Let's face reality, Gru. 621 00:54:08,053 --> 00:54:12,604 You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 622 00:54:12,813 --> 00:54:16,852 We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... 623 00:54:17,653 --> 00:54:19,211 Well, a younger villain. 624 00:54:19,293 --> 00:54:20,726 But l.. . 625 00:54:20,813 --> 00:54:22,804 lt's over. Goodbye, Gru. 626 00:54:43,173 --> 00:54:47,485 Now, l know there have been some rumours going around 627 00:54:47,573 --> 00:54:50,724 that the bank is no longer funding us. 628 00:54:51,573 --> 00:54:54,246 Well, l am here to put those rumours to rest. 629 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,170 They are true. 630 00:55:00,013 --> 00:55:02,129 ln terms of money, 631 00:55:03,253 --> 00:55:05,323 we have no money. 632 00:55:05,413 --> 00:55:07,881 So how will we get to the moon? 633 00:55:09,013 --> 00:55:10,765 The answer is clear. 634 00:55:10,853 --> 00:55:12,366 We won't. 635 00:55:15,293 --> 00:55:17,488 We are doomed. 636 00:55:18,693 --> 00:55:23,369 Now would probably be a good time to look for other employment options. 637 00:55:24,933 --> 00:55:26,002 l know. 638 00:55:26,093 --> 00:55:31,087 l have fired up my resume as l suggest that all of you do, as well. 639 00:55:32,053 --> 00:55:33,566 What is it? 640 00:55:35,413 --> 00:55:38,564 Can't you see that l am in the middle of a pep talk? 641 00:56:07,013 --> 00:56:08,332 Yes! 642 00:56:08,413 --> 00:56:11,211 Yes, we will build our own rocket 643 00:56:11,813 --> 00:56:15,203 using this and whatever else we can find! 644 00:56:15,653 --> 00:56:19,123 Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! 645 00:56:19,613 --> 00:56:21,410 Who needs the bank? 646 00:56:21,493 --> 00:56:23,165 Let's go. Let's go! 647 00:57:11,373 --> 00:57:13,284 Mom! What are you doing here? 648 00:57:13,373 --> 00:57:16,092 And here he is in the bathtub. 649 00:57:16,773 --> 00:57:18,365 Look at his little buns. 650 00:57:20,613 --> 00:57:22,046 Mom. 651 00:57:22,133 --> 00:57:23,452 Not cool. 652 00:57:24,413 --> 00:57:28,770 And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best. 653 00:57:29,413 --> 00:57:31,529 He looks like a girl! 654 00:57:31,613 --> 00:57:34,650 Yes, he does. An ugly girl! 655 00:57:56,533 --> 00:57:58,046 You're funny! 656 00:58:11,013 --> 00:58:13,846 Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy! 657 00:58:31,213 --> 00:58:33,647 Mr Perkins, your son is here. 658 00:58:33,733 --> 00:58:35,485 Send him in. 659 00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:38,205 Hey, Dad. 660 00:58:39,013 --> 00:58:40,412 You wanted to see me? 661 00:58:40,493 --> 00:58:43,326 -Yes, l did, Victor. -l am not Victor any more. 662 00:58:43,413 --> 00:58:46,723 Victor was my nerd name. Now l am Vector! 663 00:58:46,813 --> 00:58:48,087 Sit down! 664 00:58:49,653 --> 00:58:51,962 Do you know where the shrink ray is? 665 00:58:52,373 --> 00:58:54,250 Duh! Back at my place. 666 00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:57,086 Oh, is that right? Back at your place? That's cool. 667 00:58:57,173 --> 00:59:01,246 l guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 668 00:59:03,733 --> 00:59:06,850 What the.. . Those girls sold me cookies! 669 00:59:07,133 --> 00:59:10,728 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 670 00:59:10,813 --> 00:59:12,531 l give you the opportunity of a lifetime, 671 00:59:12,613 --> 00:59:14,365 and you just blow it! 672 00:59:15,213 --> 00:59:18,364 -No, l didn't. -Oh, really? 673 00:59:18,773 --> 00:59:21,526 You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. 674 00:59:21,613 --> 00:59:24,491 Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! 675 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,403 There's a squid on my face! 676 00:59:30,893 --> 00:59:32,121 Don't worry. 677 00:59:32,213 --> 00:59:35,330 The moon is as good as ours. 678 00:59:38,053 --> 00:59:39,486 Come on now, it's bedtime. 679 00:59:39,573 --> 00:59:42,610 Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. 680 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:44,532 You did not! 681 00:59:44,613 --> 00:59:48,526 Put on your PGs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously! 682 00:59:48,613 --> 00:59:52,925 This is beddie-bye time, right now. l'm not kidding around. l mean it! 683 00:59:53,013 --> 00:59:55,652 -But we're not tired! -Well, l am tired. 684 00:59:55,733 --> 00:59:57,849 Will you read us a bedtime story? 685 01:00:01,573 --> 01:00:02,892 No. 686 01:00:02,973 --> 01:00:04,167 Pretty please! 687 01:00:04,253 --> 01:00:07,928 The physical appearance of the ''please'' makes no difference. 688 01:00:08,013 --> 01:00:10,004 lt is still no, so go to sleep. 689 01:00:10,093 --> 01:00:12,129 But we can't. We're all hyper! 690 01:00:12,213 --> 01:00:16,525 And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you. 691 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,648 All night long. 692 01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:20,927 Fine. 693 01:00:21,933 --> 01:00:24,811 All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens. 694 01:00:25,253 --> 01:00:26,527 Sleepy Kittens? 695 01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:28,286 -What are these? -Puppets. 696 01:00:28,733 --> 01:00:30,928 You use them when you tell the story. 697 01:00:37,733 --> 01:00:40,167 Okay, let's get this over with. 698 01:00:40,653 --> 01:00:44,726 ''Three little kittens loved to play, they had fun in the sun all day. 699 01:00:44,813 --> 01:00:49,045 ''Then their mother came out and said, 'Time for kittens to go to bed.' '' 700 01:00:49,133 --> 01:00:52,842 Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this? 701 01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:54,332 Keep reading! 702 01:00:55,093 --> 01:00:57,368 -Come on! -All right, all right, all right. 703 01:00:57,453 --> 01:00:59,921 ''Three little kittens started to bawl, 704 01:01:00,013 --> 01:01:02,243 '''Mommy, we're not tired at all.' 705 01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:04,767 ''Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 706 01:01:04,853 --> 01:01:08,368 '''Fine, but at least you should brush your fur.' '' 707 01:01:08,453 --> 01:01:10,523 Now you brush the fur. 708 01:01:12,173 --> 01:01:13,845 This is literature? 709 01:01:13,933 --> 01:01:17,050 A 2-year-old could have written this. All right. 710 01:01:17,573 --> 01:01:20,451 ''Three little kittens with fur all brushed 711 01:01:20,533 --> 01:01:23,809 ''said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed!' 712 01:01:23,893 --> 01:01:26,851 ''Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, 713 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:29,731 '''Fine, but at least you should drink your milk.' '' 714 01:01:29,813 --> 01:01:32,043 Now make them drink the milk. 715 01:01:36,213 --> 01:01:39,922 l don't like this book. This is going on forever. 716 01:01:40,013 --> 01:01:46,088 ''Three little kittens, with milk all gone, rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 717 01:01:52,213 --> 01:01:57,765 '''We can't sleep, we can't even try.' Then their mother sang a lullaby. 718 01:01:57,853 --> 01:02:03,371 '''Good night kittens, close your eyes. Sleep in peace until you rise. 719 01:02:03,933 --> 01:02:07,005 '''Though while you sleep, we are apart, 720 01:02:07,093 --> 01:02:11,644 '''your mommy loves you with all her heart.' '' 721 01:02:15,493 --> 01:02:17,723 The end. Okay, good night. 722 01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:20,843 -Wait! -What? 723 01:02:20,933 --> 01:02:22,730 What about good night kisses? 724 01:02:24,613 --> 01:02:28,208 No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 725 01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:33,481 He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes. 726 01:02:34,093 --> 01:02:36,049 l like him. He's nice. 727 01:02:36,133 --> 01:02:37,407 But scary. 728 01:02:38,613 --> 01:02:39,841 Like Santa! 729 01:02:57,613 --> 01:03:01,652 Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go. 730 01:03:03,813 --> 01:03:05,405 About that, 731 01:03:05,893 --> 01:03:09,966 l was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 732 01:03:10,053 --> 01:03:15,411 Please tell me this is not as a result of the girls' dance recital, is it? 733 01:03:15,493 --> 01:03:17,609 No, no, no! 734 01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:20,605 The recital? Don't.. . That's stupid! 735 01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:25,409 l just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 736 01:03:25,493 --> 01:03:30,851 l was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right? 737 01:03:31,533 --> 01:03:35,003 Gru, you and l have been working on this for years. 738 01:03:35,093 --> 01:03:37,084 lt's everything we've dreamed of. 739 01:03:37,173 --> 01:03:39,004 Your chance to make history, 740 01:03:39,093 --> 01:03:42,165 become the man who stole the moon! 741 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:45,882 But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 742 01:03:45,973 --> 01:03:47,247 They need to go. 743 01:03:47,973 --> 01:03:51,807 lf you don't do something about it, then l will. 744 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,005 l understand. 745 01:03:57,413 --> 01:03:58,846 Good. 746 01:04:01,853 --> 01:04:02,968 Butt. 747 01:04:06,053 --> 01:04:07,202 Butt. 748 01:04:19,253 --> 01:04:20,368 Butt. 749 01:04:22,173 --> 01:04:25,768 All right. Now, when we put our cups together, 750 01:04:25,853 --> 01:04:28,413 we will make the ''clink'' sound with our mouths. 751 01:04:28,493 --> 01:04:29,608 Ready? Edith? 752 01:04:29,693 --> 01:04:30,682 -Clink. -Clink. 753 01:04:30,773 --> 01:04:32,684 There we go. And now we drink. 754 01:04:33,413 --> 01:04:34,402 And Agnes? 755 01:04:34,493 --> 01:04:35,528 -Clink. -Clink. 756 01:04:35,613 --> 01:04:36,932 Very good! 757 01:04:38,573 --> 01:04:39,892 Excuse me, girls. 758 01:04:40,253 --> 01:04:41,322 Come on! 759 01:04:41,413 --> 01:04:44,803 Don't worry, l'll be back. Keep clinking. 760 01:04:45,253 --> 01:04:46,322 -Clink, clink. -Clink, clink. 761 01:04:48,613 --> 01:04:50,410 Miss Hattie, what are you doing here? 762 01:04:50,493 --> 01:04:54,247 l'm here for the girls. l received a call that you wanted to return them. 763 01:04:56,733 --> 01:05:00,806 And also, l did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 764 01:05:04,093 --> 01:05:05,242 l didn't like what you said. 765 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,652 But.. . 766 01:05:12,693 --> 01:05:15,161 l will get the girls ready. 767 01:05:24,653 --> 01:05:27,008 Don't let her take us, Mr Gru! 768 01:05:28,213 --> 01:05:30,010 Tell her you wanna keep us. 769 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,004 All right, girls. Come on, let's go. 770 01:05:32,093 --> 01:05:34,482 Goodbye, Mr Gru. Thanks for everything. 771 01:05:49,933 --> 01:05:51,924 l did it for your own good. 772 01:05:52,293 --> 01:05:55,251 Come on, let's go get that moon. 773 01:05:57,013 --> 01:05:58,048 Right. 774 01:07:11,493 --> 01:07:12,562 What is this for? 775 01:07:14,173 --> 01:07:15,401 The recital? 776 01:07:15,493 --> 01:07:18,610 l am the greatest criminal mind of the century. 777 01:07:18,693 --> 01:07:22,606 l don't go to little girls' dance recitals! 778 01:07:42,573 --> 01:07:47,328 Opening launch bay doors. Commencing launch sequence. 779 01:07:47,413 --> 01:07:52,203 And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds. 780 01:07:53,253 --> 01:07:57,531 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 781 01:07:57,613 --> 01:07:58,602 six.. . 782 01:08:23,613 --> 01:08:24,807 Oh, yeah! 783 01:08:26,693 --> 01:08:29,127 Nice work, Doctor. All systems go. 784 01:08:29,533 --> 01:08:30,568 Boo-ya! 785 01:08:41,373 --> 01:08:42,886 My flight suit. 786 01:08:44,573 --> 01:08:47,610 Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty.. . 787 01:10:08,973 --> 01:10:10,611 l've got it! 788 01:10:12,053 --> 01:10:14,772 l've got the moon! 789 01:10:14,853 --> 01:10:17,526 l've got the moon! 790 01:10:32,013 --> 01:10:33,446 l can make it! 791 01:10:40,413 --> 01:10:42,643 -Wait a minute! -Kevin! 792 01:10:45,653 --> 01:10:47,166 Come on, come on! 793 01:10:55,093 --> 01:10:56,606 He's still not here. 794 01:10:56,693 --> 01:10:59,002 Why would he come? He gave us up. 795 01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:00,572 But he pinkie promised! 796 01:11:00,653 --> 01:11:03,292 Girls, girls, places! 797 01:11:03,373 --> 01:11:06,046 No, we can't start yet! We're still expecting someone. 798 01:11:06,133 --> 01:11:08,408 Can we just wait a few more minutes? 799 01:11:12,093 --> 01:11:14,402 All right. But just a few more minutes. 800 01:11:14,493 --> 01:11:16,484 He's not coming, guys. 801 01:11:19,813 --> 01:11:21,724 Gru! Gru, can you hear me? 802 01:11:23,973 --> 01:11:27,363 Quick, we have to warn him, and fast! 803 01:12:00,933 --> 01:12:02,844 Okay, okay. There's the library. 804 01:12:02,933 --> 01:12:05,527 That's Third Street. The dance studio.. . 805 01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:06,966 There! There! There it is! 806 01:12:42,893 --> 01:12:45,202 Sorry, buddy. Show's over. 807 01:12:45,533 --> 01:12:47,091 Over? 808 01:13:23,493 --> 01:13:24,926 Vector, open up! 809 01:13:26,613 --> 01:13:29,002 First give me the moon. Then we'll talk. 810 01:13:42,013 --> 01:13:44,402 -Mr Gru! -Zip it, Happy Meal. 811 01:13:44,493 --> 01:13:45,926 Now, the girls. 812 01:13:46,013 --> 01:13:50,211 Actually, l think l'll hold on to them a little while longer. 813 01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:51,282 No! 814 01:13:51,373 --> 01:13:53,933 Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! 815 01:13:54,613 --> 01:13:56,046 Listen close, you little punk. 816 01:13:56,133 --> 01:13:59,330 When l get in there, you are in for a world of pain! 817 01:14:00,573 --> 01:14:02,325 l'm really scared! 818 01:14:05,653 --> 01:14:07,405 He is gonna kick your butt. 819 01:14:46,053 --> 01:14:47,850 What? He punched my shark! 820 01:15:13,493 --> 01:15:14,562 There he is! 821 01:15:20,253 --> 01:15:21,447 Hang on, Gru. 822 01:15:26,573 --> 01:15:27,801 Oh, no! 823 01:15:37,693 --> 01:15:39,445 Vector has the girls. Go! 824 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:44,885 What happened to the ship? lt's big again! 825 01:15:44,973 --> 01:15:47,612 -Not as big as the moon is going to be! -What? 826 01:15:47,693 --> 01:15:52,562 The larger the mass of an object, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 827 01:15:52,653 --> 01:15:55,451 l call it the Nefario Principle. 828 01:15:55,533 --> 01:15:57,364 l just came up with it now, actually. 829 01:15:58,173 --> 01:15:59,606 Oh, no! 830 01:16:05,413 --> 01:16:06,687 Did you see that? 831 01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:09,407 -Vector! Help! -Vector! 832 01:16:09,493 --> 01:16:10,642 -Over here! -Hey! 833 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,291 What are you girls doing back there? 834 01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:13,362 The moon! 835 01:16:28,853 --> 01:16:29,842 Watch out! 836 01:16:33,533 --> 01:16:35,251 Get as close in as you can. 837 01:16:36,053 --> 01:16:37,281 You got it. 838 01:16:52,973 --> 01:16:55,089 -Mr Gru, up here! -Mr Gru! 839 01:16:55,173 --> 01:16:57,129 Okay, girls! Girls! 840 01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,807 -You're going to have to jump. -Jump? 841 01:16:59,893 --> 01:17:01,724 Are you insane? 842 01:17:01,813 --> 01:17:03,166 Don't worry, l will catch you. 843 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,406 You gave us back! 844 01:17:05,493 --> 01:17:09,486 l know, l know. And it is the worst mistake l ever made. 845 01:17:10,053 --> 01:17:11,884 But you have to jump now. 846 01:17:12,453 --> 01:17:14,444 lt'll be okay. 847 01:17:19,213 --> 01:17:20,202 Okay, girls. 848 01:17:22,213 --> 01:17:23,646 Jump now! 849 01:17:28,453 --> 01:17:30,648 Margo, l will catch you. 850 01:17:31,293 --> 01:17:34,205 And l will never let you go again. 851 01:17:43,413 --> 01:17:45,369 -Not so fast! -No! 852 01:17:45,453 --> 01:17:46,647 Let me go! 853 01:17:50,453 --> 01:17:51,488 Margo! 854 01:17:57,053 --> 01:17:59,169 l'm coming, Margo. Hang on! 855 01:18:26,933 --> 01:18:28,366 l got you. 856 01:18:45,773 --> 01:18:46,842 No! 857 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,527 Oh, poop. 858 01:19:05,573 --> 01:19:07,325 This time, good triumphs, 859 01:19:07,413 --> 01:19:10,405 and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky. 860 01:19:10,773 --> 01:19:15,210 But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, 861 01:19:15,293 --> 01:19:17,011 who is this mysterious hero? 862 01:19:17,093 --> 01:19:18,970 And what will he do next? 863 01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:21,211 Okay, girls. Time for bed. 864 01:19:21,293 --> 01:19:24,842 -Come on! We want a story. -Three sleepy kittens! 865 01:19:24,933 --> 01:19:29,006 Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 866 01:19:30,373 --> 01:19:33,445 Tonight we are going to read a new book. 867 01:19:33,533 --> 01:19:35,649 This one is called 868 01:19:35,733 --> 01:19:39,248 One Big Unicorn by.. . Who wrote this? 869 01:19:40,013 --> 01:19:43,562 Me! l wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book! 870 01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:45,971 Here, watch this. 871 01:19:47,093 --> 01:19:48,845 That's the horn! 872 01:19:52,693 --> 01:19:54,684 This is gonna be the best book ever! 873 01:19:54,773 --> 01:19:59,369 Not to pat myself on the back, but, yes, it probably will be. 874 01:19:59,453 --> 01:20:00,488 Here we go. 875 01:20:00,573 --> 01:20:03,451 ''One big unicorn, strong and free 876 01:20:03,533 --> 01:20:06,127 ''thought he was happy as he could be. 877 01:20:07,413 --> 01:20:10,723 ''Then three little kittens came around 878 01:20:11,053 --> 01:20:14,648 ''and turned his whole life upside down.' ' 879 01:20:14,733 --> 01:20:16,405 Hey, that one looks like me! 880 01:20:16,493 --> 01:20:18,529 No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! 881 01:20:18,613 --> 01:20:22,208 Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 882 01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:27,888 ''They made him laugh. 883 01:20:27,973 --> 01:20:30,089 ''They made him cry. 884 01:20:32,253 --> 01:20:34,608 ''He never should have said goodbye. 885 01:20:35,413 --> 01:20:39,804 ''And now he knows he could never part 886 01:20:39,893 --> 01:20:42,361 ''from those three little kittens 887 01:20:42,853 --> 01:20:45,651 ''that changed his heart. 888 01:20:45,733 --> 01:20:47,724 ''The end.' ' 889 01:20:47,813 --> 01:20:50,043 Okay, all right. Good night. 890 01:21:12,413 --> 01:21:13,971 l love you. 891 01:21:14,493 --> 01:21:16,131 l love you, too. 892 01:21:25,093 --> 01:21:26,845 No, no! 893 01:21:28,973 --> 01:21:30,042 All right. 894 01:21:34,853 --> 01:21:36,923 Didn't l get you already? 895 01:22:09,373 --> 01:22:11,284 They're very good! 896 01:22:11,373 --> 01:22:14,206 l'm so proud of you, Son. 897 01:22:14,293 --> 01:22:17,091 You've turned out to be a great parent! 898 01:22:18,173 --> 01:22:19,606 Just like me. 899 01:22:20,173 --> 01:22:22,323 Maybe even better. 900 01:22:48,533 --> 01:22:50,171 No, l'm fine. Go ahead. 901 01:22:51,853 --> 01:22:53,252 No, no, no! 902 01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:30,326 Hey, Carl! Hey. 903 01:24:34,413 --> 01:24:35,448 No, no, no. 904 01:24:35,533 --> 01:24:36,682 Me, me, me. 905 01:24:37,973 --> 01:24:38,962 John? 906 01:24:39,053 --> 01:24:40,452 No, no. Me, me, me. 907 01:25:03,213 --> 01:25:04,202 Oh, poop. 908 01:25:49,013 --> 01:25:50,162 Oh, no! 909 01:25:50,973 --> 01:25:52,372 Stop! Stop! 910 01:26:51,093 --> 01:26:52,412 Hello, l am Gru. 911 01:26:52,493 --> 01:26:55,371 Back to work, back to work! Back to.. . 63961

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