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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I love a good panel.
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Krusty clearly hates being there,
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but he still gets super mad
when anyone but him talks.
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Please welcome the legendary stars
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of the Krusty the Clown Show.
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Hey-hey!
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And a non-writing producer.
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Ooh, non-writing.
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Hey-hey, kids!
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Hey-hey, Krusty!
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Have we got a great panel
planned for you today.
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What is it, Howard, the usual crap?
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Oh, yeah, that'll kill some time.
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Kids, call the police!
This isn't a sketch!
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Ah.
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My legs!
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Stick to the script.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Miami Sound Machine.
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♪ Come on, shake... ♪
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Where do you come up with your ideas?
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I'm a genius. Next.
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- Are there any plans...
- For another Krusty movie?
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We're waiting for a story
that needs to be told.
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Once we see that, we'll copy it
and call it a parody.
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Oy. Does anyone have a question
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that hasn't been asked a thousand times?
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I have the worst fans in the world.
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Now we've got a big surprise
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for the best fans in the world!
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We're making some big changes
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to your favorite cartoon.
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It's different.
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It's an all-female reboot
of Itchy & Scratchy!
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Oh, my God!
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Pretty enlightened, eh, kids?
We here at the Krusty Show
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really care about gender diversity.
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Ask anyone: our lawyers,
our attorneys, anyone.
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A girl Itchy & Scratchy?
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No, no, no, this can't be.
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They've ruined my childhood.
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Your childhood is currently happening.
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That's how I know.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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In real life,
Itchy and Scratchy are dudes.
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Girl mice don't have
the upper body strength
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to wield a chain saw.
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Is truth dead?
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Boo!
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Ah, you boys are leaving me
for video games anyway.
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Zap, zap, zap, you'll all die alone.
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Girl power is where it's at.
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That movie where Superman was a chick
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made a megillah of shekels.
Am I right, ladies?
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See? Girls like my pandering.
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Remember this if there's
ever a gender war.
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Oh, this is the worst change
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Krusty's ever made to the show,
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even worse than Sideshow Leonard Cohen.
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When girl Itchy & Scratchy comes on,
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we should totally hate-watch it.
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No, everybody come over to my house,
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and we'll turn off the TV the second
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that girl cartoon comes on.
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We'll hate-not-watch it.
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Yeah! Hate-not-watch!
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Yeah, that won't not show 'em.
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I never really thought
about Itchy and Scratchy
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as male or female, but it is
cool that they're girls now.
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I always thought
they were a married couple,
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and that's why they fought so much.
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Mom, they're different species.
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I don't know what to be
liberal about anymore.
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I am so pumped to hate-not-watch
Itchy & Scratchy.
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I've not popped the popcorn,
the lights are not turned down.
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Perfect.
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Listen, son, I'm proud that
you're starting to hate things,
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but take it slow.
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If you use up all your hate
when you're young,
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one day you'll be an old man
who likes things that suck.
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Tonight, cabbage.
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It is a lovely shade of gray,
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and just look at the wrinklin.
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All I'm saying is, if they ever
make a female Mr. Magoo,
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I will lose it, I will just lose it!
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Hey-hey, kids!
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It's time to tickle your funny bones
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and your Equal Employment
Opportunity Commission bones
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by presenting the all-new, all-female
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Itchy & Scratchy!
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Now to sit in silence till it's over.
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Blindfolds on, gentlemen.
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This is Lisa Simpson,
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recording my reaction
to this historic moment
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in cartoon women's history.
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♪ They fight, they bite ♪
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♪ They bite and fight and bite,
bite, bite, bite ♪
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♪ Now they're girls ♪
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♪ The Itchy & Scratchy ♪
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♪ Girls! ♪
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May I?
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♪ I got my ticket
for the long way 'round ♪
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♪ Two bottle o' whiskey for the way ♪
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♪ And I sure would like ♪
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♪ Some sweet company ♪
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♪ And I'm leaving tomorrow ♪
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♪ What do you say? ♪
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♪ When I'm gone, when I'm gone ♪
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♪ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone ♪
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♪ You're gonna miss me by my
hair, you're gonna miss me... ♪
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Ha-ha! I knew you couldn't
resist watching.
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And guess what, you laughed!
It was funny.
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I-I wasn't laughing.
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I-I was crying a-and burping!
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And... open.
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We did it.
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We prejudged something
without giving it a chance.
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I am so proud of us.
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Like Bart Simpson would ever
watch a girl Itchy & Scratchy.
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Never gonna happen.
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Yeah.
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That little liar.
If only people could know
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that Bart laughed
even harder than I did...
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All right, you soda-squirting hypocrite,
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I know exactly what to do
with this video.
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Welcome to Josh.0,
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the show for people who want
to look at the Internet
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but don't have a computer or a phone.
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You know what bugs me
about old guys at the gym?
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They always forget
to wipe down the machine.
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He means the blood.
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Now, this boy says he hates
all-girl Itchy & Scratchy,
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but then this happened...
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Bart, you got to see this!
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Some old guy at a gym got hit by a boat!
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Also, now everyone knows you're
the world's biggest hypocrite.
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You said you weren't gonna watch it,
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and then you did and you loved it!
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Then you got busted and I called
you in here and laughed at you!
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And I'm still doing it!
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Look at you.
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What a jerk.
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Well, Bart, how does it feel
to be trolled, memed, giffed,
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and, dare I say, pwned?
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How do you know those words?
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I read about them in Parade magazine.
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Big deal, I was exposed
as a liar on the Internet.
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I've got so much cred built up,
nothing can take me down.
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You betrayed us, Bart.
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And worse, you betrayed your own wang.
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You know what?
Yes, I laughed at a cartoon.
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Why? Because it was funny.
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So what if Itchy and Scratchy are girls?
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I laughed, and you can't
take back the laugh.
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Girls aren't funny.
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They're hot or moms.
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Or both.
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Girls stole Itchy and Scratchy.
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What are they gonna take next,
our body spray?
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Our puka shell necklaces?
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- Yeah!
- Lame!
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Girls get everything:
bigger, softer baseballs,
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chick flicks, two-piece bathing suits,
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and on House Hunters International,
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they always choose
the house that she wants.
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He's right.
The wife gets the beach view,
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but it's always a longer commute
for the husband.
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- You know, you're right.
- Oh, yeah.
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You guys see what's happening?
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You're listening to Milhouse!
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So? Maybe we are.
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They are listening to me.
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The next thing I say
must be perfectly chosen
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to show I am worthy of leadership.
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Get him!
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Sixth graders. Tweens.
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What are you doing
in the girl's room, Seat Soaker?
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No, no, I didn't mean to come in here.
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I need sanctuary.
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Hey, you guys have
a candy machine? No fair.
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Spin him till he barfs.
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Ah!
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I'm full of hummus and milk!
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Pink spray paint?
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Give that back.
That's for Skinner's office.
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You tell anyone about this,
you're canceled.
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Charlie Rose canceled.
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No, no, no, you can trust me.
I'm not just any fourth grader.
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Whoa, this dude's El Barto.
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Huh, I always thought it was
that fifth grader, Eloise Barto.
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Yeah, sometimes I get her e-mail.
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You know, if you fill up
a leaf blower with paint,
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you can coat Skinner's whole office.
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- Duh.
- Double duh.
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Where are we gonna get a leaf blower?
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Willie's shack.
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Whoa, homemade prank masks.
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The knit is on.
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This'll teach Skinner to ban sandals.
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Oh, he will not silence our toes.
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Hurry, Skinner's almost back
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from his lunchtime dog-walking job.
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I will not negotiate with terrorists.
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I'll just give in. Sandals unbanned.
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Ladies, that was smooth, Barbie smooth.
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So smooth.
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Hey, why are you still here, truck-nuts?
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Whoa, is this your hideout?
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It's the old Home Ec classroom,
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where they would brainwash girls
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into being good little housewives,
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but now it's our war room.
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Also, we cook here,
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we do a little bit of sewing.
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Stop telling him things!
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Cooties be damned, you girls are badass
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and your pranks are next level.
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Take a seat and learn something.
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We don't do "pranks,"
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we drop awareness bombs.
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Our protest crew is called Bossy Riot.
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We're pushing back against the pushback,
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starting with this school.
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Look at this his-tory book.
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Cool shades.
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That is textbook textbook shredding.
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Now do you see what we're doing here?
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I think I do.
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You're sticking it to the man,
but this time, the man is men.
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Look, you got to let me join your gang.
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You know, if we're really
serious about gender equality,
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it's only right
that a boy be our servant.
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Okay, No-varies, you're in,
if you pass this test...
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Steal Skinner's cell phone.
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Work or personal?
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- Skinner!
- Seymour!
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Welcome to girlhood.
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Gentlemen, our way of life
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- is under attack.
- Hear, hear!
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Society is trying to erase boys.
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They give us drugs that make us
do girly things,
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like pay attention.
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They're putting drugs in our medication?
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We need to band together.
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Like a sorority, but for dudes.
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I give you the Boys Rights Association.
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- BRA!
- B-R-A.
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- Right now, we're just training BRAs.
- Mm-hmm.
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But soon, we'll be the strongest,
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most supportive BRAs
anyone has ever seen.
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We are BRAs! We are BRAs!
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Our son has one, two...
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eight friends.
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They're more than just friends,
he's-he's the leader.
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I'm feeling this wave of relief,
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not worrying about my son's social life.
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I can stop being a mother
and start being a... a woman.
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Say it. Say it again.
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Our son has friends.
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This is why I sit.
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Springfield,
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a town living in fear,
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as masked pranksters
calling themselves "Bossy Riot,"
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spread their terrifying message
of female empowerment.
266
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The latest victim of this "gal
Qaeda," our once-proud symbol
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of the portly
pastry-purveying patriarchy.
268
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"Lard Lady"?
269
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:46,117
But a donut is the ultimate
symbol of masculinity.
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The only lead police have
as to the identity of Bossy Riot
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is this security camera footage.
272
00:13:53,302 --> 00:13:55,269
Moe and his bats.
273
00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:58,889
Bossy Riot is so cool.
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We need fearless female activists
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to fight back against misogyny
and man-spreading.
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00:14:04,396 --> 00:14:07,990
Well, whoever they are,
they are the coolest badasses
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this town has ever seen,
whoever they are.
278
00:14:11,612 --> 00:14:14,054
Ooh, Bart winked at me.
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00:14:14,056 --> 00:14:16,723
I must be in on a joke.
280
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,167
Hmm...
281
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:24,398
Bart, are you in Bossy Riot?
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00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:26,416
- No way.
- Ah, good.
283
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,826
Because if you were fighting
for women's rights,
284
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:32,572
it would destroy my entire
vision of the universe.
285
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,402
Actually, I totally am.
286
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:40,310
You can't be an activist
for women's rights.
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00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:42,941
You don't know anything
about the feminist cause.
288
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,073
Sure I do. Chicks get a raw deal.
289
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,501
I'm a little fuzzy on the deets,
but take my word for it.
290
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:50,838
It's all about
the deets. You're not a girl.
291
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,915
You just want to spray-paint
the world and watch it drip.
292
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,011
You've never been called shrill
just because you speak up.
293
00:14:57,087 --> 00:15:00,998
And-and girls' clothing has no pockets,
294
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,592
while yours are lousy with pockets!
295
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,112
This is good stuff,
I got to write it down.
296
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,677
This is someone else's war,
297
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,956
and you, y-you're just a mercenary.
298
00:15:17,074 --> 00:15:19,274
Mercenaries are cool, like Boba Fett.
299
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,962
Oh, yeah, Boba Fett, great character.
300
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,373
Boba Fett's badass.
He wears a jetpack and a cape.
301
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Pick a lane, weirdo.
302
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,118
Why does every discussion about feminism
303
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,788
turn into an argument about Star Wars?
304
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,865
If Boba Fett's such
a great bounty hunter,
305
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,292
why is his armor all banged up?
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00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,796
It's a look, like distressed denim.
307
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,798
You shouldn't be part of a protest
308
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,042
if you don't care about the cause.
309
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,803
Well, you care. Why don't you come with?
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00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,471
Maybe I will.
311
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,882
Great. Bring black gloves and no ID.
312
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,384
You've been Tasered before, right?
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It only hurts until you pass out.
314
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,404
I'm excited; I want to, I do, but...
315
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,332
there's a part of me that's scared,
316
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and that part is my body and my head.
317
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,170
It's okay, I get it.
318
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,987
There's nothing wrong
with being all talk.
319
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,399
Us feminists need cheerleaders, too.
320
00:16:10,994 --> 00:16:14,013
So, what's up, my fellow
Ruthless Bader Ginsburgs?
321
00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:16,182
What's on the a-gender for the evening?
322
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,685
Your friends in the so-called
"Boys Rights Association"
323
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,003
have been protesting The Krusty Show.
324
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,690
I told you not to light the toys yet.
325
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,252
I didn't, they just burst into flames.
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00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,938
Krusty caved. He said he'd never show
327
00:16:31,014 --> 00:16:33,941
another all-girl
Itchy & Scratchy ever again.
328
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,944
So we're gonna destroy the master tapes
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of every Itchy & Scratchy.
330
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,022
Wait, what? No.
331
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,616
I love those cartoons.
332
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,284
I can't let you do it.
333
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,837
Oh, you can't "let" us?
334
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,033
Don't have a lady cow.
335
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:55,888
All cows are ladies.
336
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,621
That thing you said about me
being all talk?
337
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,048
Well, I have prepared two comebacks,
338
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,235
and I will now give you both.
339
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,963
Those girls are gonna destroy
every Itchy & Scratchy, forever!
340
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,968
Hey, hey, boys and boys!
341
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,728
Well, congratulations,
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00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,973
I'm never gonna air the girl
Itchy & Scratchy again.
343
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,569
You hit me where it hurts
the most: right in the sponsors.
344
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,921
Buy 'em all.
345
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,137
We're too late.
346
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:42,009
They're going to destroy
the tapes on live TV.
347
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,011
Let's get him out of those bras and go.
348
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:48,182
Uh, no, you can leave me
like this. I'm good.
349
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,925
We are Bossy Riot,
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00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:53,279
and we're gonna drop all
the original Itchy & Scratchys
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00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:56,340
into a pool of nail polish remover.
352
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,939
That's crazy. We have those
backed up a thousand times.
353
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,941
Right, Howard?
354
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,944
What do you do?!
355
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,946
Don't do it. Those shows are funny.
356
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,873
Mice killing cats, guts everywhere.
357
00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:15,801
It doesn't matter
if it's boy guts or girl guts.
358
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,361
Guts are guts.
359
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,530
See, the thing about comedy is...
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00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,123
Bart, stop mansplaining!
361
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,701
No, no, no, no, if I keep talking,
362
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,478
they'll get it eventually.
363
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,216
The fumes are burning my eyes.
364
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,982
Look, they're crying, on live TV.
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00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:50,019
Glitterize their tears.
366
00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:52,004
Mama!
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00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:10,581
Don't worry, sir,
your brothers are united
368
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,691
in blaming this on you.
369
00:19:19,817 --> 00:19:21,759
Hey, hey! Come back here!
370
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,370
You there, sweet innocent girls,
371
00:19:24,488 --> 00:19:27,964
did you see three crazed
man-haters run through here?
372
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:30,709
Gee, Officer, they went that way.
373
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,936
Thanks, princess. Thank you.
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00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,122
Wait a second.
375
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,533
Do any of you babysit?
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00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,444
Great. Be at my house Saturday at 7:00.
377
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,946
And if Ralph asks you
to give him a bath,
378
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,206
do not give him a bath.
379
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,893
So I guess I'm not in the group anymore.
380
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,120
You were never in the group.
381
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,956
We just kept you around
for fingerprints and DNA.
382
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:56,217
But making those boys cry was hardcore.
383
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,630
You, uh, ever think
about wearing the yarn?
384
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,556
Me? Join you?
385
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,151
Can I do it?
Can I push my beliefs further
386
00:20:04,227 --> 00:20:06,486
than they've ever gone?
387
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,602
Well, let us know.
388
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,793
Mask me.
389
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,463
So spill it, Simpson.
You were on the inside.
390
00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:59,280
What's the deal with girls?
391
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,950
Well, check this out: they also burp.
392
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,952
No way. From where?
393
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,787
Is that even allowed?
394
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,197
Let's see, what else?
395
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,366
They're always telling
each other they're pretty,
396
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,869
their bathroom candy
tastes really weird,
397
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,538
but there's one thing
that really crushed me.
398
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,798
I almost don't want to say it out loud.
399
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,392
They don't envy us.
400
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,726
Oh...
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00:21:25,927 --> 00:21:32,240
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