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You can read him a story. 15 00:01:11,215 --> 00:01:13,974 Don't open the door for anyone but Miss Hunt. 16 00:01:13,975 --> 00:01:15,094 OK? 17 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:17,060 - Love you! - Bye, Mum! 18 00:01:17,062 --> 00:01:19,435 Bye, Mum. 19 00:01:22,255 --> 00:01:24,595 Ugh... 20 00:01:32,745 --> 00:01:34,444 Miss Hunt? 21 00:01:34,446 --> 00:01:36,010 Yes. 22 00:01:54,690 --> 00:01:57,752 It's a giant wolf. 23 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:01,039 A giant, hungry wolf. 24 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:04,464 Can you show me the kitchen, little boy? 25 00:02:04,465 --> 00:02:07,104 Haven't you had any dinner yet? 26 00:02:07,105 --> 00:02:10,264 - That's strange. - I thought I'd have a bite here. 27 00:02:10,265 --> 00:02:12,114 What do you like most? 28 00:02:12,116 --> 00:02:14,824 Mmm, I think I like... 29 00:02:14,825 --> 00:02:16,144 you. 30 00:02:16,145 --> 00:02:18,005 And I like you! 31 00:02:23,545 --> 00:02:25,365 What are you doing? 32 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:28,729 I'm preparing the vegetables. 33 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:32,543 I'm cutting onions, cooking potatoes. 34 00:02:33,591 --> 00:02:37,352 And then I'm going to eat you up! 35 00:02:40,065 --> 00:02:42,045 But... it's... 36 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,365 ...story time. 37 00:02:45,808 --> 00:02:48,468 Yes! Story time! 38 00:02:55,838 --> 00:02:58,858 All right, story time. 39 00:03:02,268 --> 00:03:05,982 Let me tell you a story about... 40 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,824 No. 41 00:03:07,871 --> 00:03:09,851 Not just one story. 42 00:03:11,202 --> 00:03:13,784 Two kids, two stories. 43 00:03:13,785 --> 00:03:15,824 That's story time. 44 00:03:15,825 --> 00:03:18,060 Yeah, two stories. 45 00:03:18,091 --> 00:03:20,507 Today, it's... 46 00:03:20,509 --> 00:03:23,025 Jack And The Beanstalk, and... 47 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,109 Well, you can't tell Jack's story without Cinderella's. 48 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:27,989 Cinderella? 49 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:32,435 Oh, she always wants to hear it all the time! 50 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:37,669 Cindy loses her shoe and instead she gets the Prince. 51 00:03:37,737 --> 00:03:38,746 Aha! 52 00:03:38,808 --> 00:03:41,163 You think you know these stories. 53 00:03:41,165 --> 00:03:45,545 You don't. The real ones are much more gory. 54 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,709 The phoney ones... the ones you know... 55 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,309 were cooked up years and years ago 56 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:54,269 And made to sound all soft and sappy 57 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,880 Just to keep the children happy. 58 00:03:57,995 --> 00:03:59,509 Cinderella! 59 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:03,850 For instance, did you know that Jack and Cindy were neighbors? 60 00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:08,409 Ugh... 61 00:04:09,095 --> 00:04:10,435 Cindy? 62 00:04:19,948 --> 00:04:22,712 The Ugly Sisters, fat and tall, 63 00:04:22,714 --> 00:04:25,814 Were hellbent for the Palace Ball. 64 00:04:27,289 --> 00:04:28,909 Hmph. 65 00:04:31,991 --> 00:04:34,310 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! 66 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,420 Oh... 67 00:04:38,193 --> 00:04:39,533 Huh? 68 00:04:44,688 --> 00:04:46,150 - Oh, have that. - Oh. 69 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,020 Oh... 70 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:58,543 Mmm. 71 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:02,509 Huh? Where's the jam? 72 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,429 Cinderella! 73 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,709 Get her. 74 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:07,330 Huh? 75 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,469 Hmm... 76 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,370 - "Get her, get her." - Huh? 77 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:29,413 Ugh... 78 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:31,650 - Cindy! - Ah! 79 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,474 Oh, Cindy. 80 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,691 No jam for Cindy! 81 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,140 Ah! Ow! Oof. 82 00:05:45,995 --> 00:05:47,495 Jack! 83 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:50,615 You creep. 84 00:05:51,454 --> 00:05:54,232 We're stony broke! 85 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,440 Go out and find some wealthy bloke 86 00:05:56,442 --> 00:05:59,770 Who'll buy our cow. Just say she's sound 87 00:05:59,772 --> 00:06:01,531 And worth at least... 88 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,002 £100. 89 00:06:04,004 --> 00:06:06,114 But don't you dare to let him know 90 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,896 That she's as old as billy-o. 91 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,590 Welcome. 92 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,172 Huh? 93 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:51,230 Jack gave the old brown cow away, 94 00:06:51,246 --> 00:06:53,725 And came back later in the day. 95 00:06:53,874 --> 00:06:55,012 Oh! 96 00:06:55,093 --> 00:06:57,692 When he produced one lousy bean, 97 00:06:57,795 --> 00:06:59,869 His startled mother, turning green, 98 00:06:59,871 --> 00:07:01,994 Leaped high up in the air and cried... 99 00:07:01,996 --> 00:07:04,416 I'm absolutely stupefied! 100 00:07:04,418 --> 00:07:07,693 You crazy boy! Do you really mean 101 00:07:07,749 --> 00:07:11,148 You sold our Daisy for a bean? 102 00:07:11,205 --> 00:07:13,773 - She snatched the bean. She yelled... - You chump! 103 00:07:13,775 --> 00:07:15,878 And flung it on the rubbish dump. 104 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,391 Then summoning up all her power, 105 00:07:18,393 --> 00:07:21,090 She beat the boy for half an hour, 106 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:24,522 Using... and nothing could be meaner... 107 00:07:24,524 --> 00:07:26,513 Hmm. Erm... 108 00:07:26,566 --> 00:07:29,386 ...The handle of a vacuum cleaner. 109 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:42,021 The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all, 110 00:07:42,073 --> 00:07:44,893 Departed for the Palace Ball. 111 00:07:48,195 --> 00:07:49,195 Help! 112 00:07:49,197 --> 00:07:51,213 Oh, help! 113 00:07:51,215 --> 00:07:52,360 Please! 114 00:07:52,407 --> 00:07:53,409 Hmm? 115 00:07:53,411 --> 00:07:54,395 Let me out! 116 00:07:54,397 --> 00:07:56,783 The Magic Fairy heard her shout. 117 00:08:00,817 --> 00:08:02,896 Appearing in a blaze of light, 118 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,181 - She said... - My dear, are you all right? 119 00:08:06,183 --> 00:08:07,902 All right? 120 00:08:08,027 --> 00:08:09,774 All right?! 121 00:08:09,821 --> 00:08:11,860 Why, can't you see 122 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:14,185 I feel as rotten as can be?! 123 00:08:14,187 --> 00:08:15,821 She beat her fist against the wall 124 00:08:15,823 --> 00:08:18,043 - And shouted... - Get me to the Ball! 125 00:08:18,814 --> 00:08:20,274 Hmm. 126 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,759 There is a disco at the Palace. 127 00:08:24,815 --> 00:08:27,294 The rest have gone and I am... 128 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,011 jealous! 129 00:08:30,489 --> 00:08:34,833 I want a dress, I want a coach. 130 00:08:35,696 --> 00:08:39,341 And earrings and a diamond brooch. 131 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:42,489 And silver slippers, two of those, 132 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,079 And lovely nylon panty hose. 133 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:49,006 Done up like that I'll guarantee 134 00:08:49,008 --> 00:08:52,905 The handsome Prince will fall for... me. 135 00:08:54,249 --> 00:08:56,708 - The fairy said... - Hang on a tick. 136 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:59,690 She gave her wand a mighty flick. 137 00:09:02,013 --> 00:09:05,372 And keep in mind you'll lose your frock 138 00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:07,951 If you're not home by 12 o'clock. 139 00:09:17,146 --> 00:09:19,366 Hello. 140 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:48,957 A piece of advice... the love of your life could be right under your nose, 141 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:52,760 you just don't know it cos you're not smelling hard enough. 142 00:09:52,762 --> 00:09:54,262 Ooh! 143 00:10:01,085 --> 00:10:03,937 It made the Ugly Sister wince 144 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:06,299 To see her dancing with the Prince. 145 00:10:09,178 --> 00:10:11,576 She held him very tight and pressed 146 00:10:11,614 --> 00:10:14,234 Herself against his manly chest. 147 00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:21,997 At 10pm or thereabout, 148 00:10:22,059 --> 00:10:24,495 The little bean began to sprout. 149 00:10:25,696 --> 00:10:28,196 The Prince himself was turned to pulp. 150 00:10:29,787 --> 00:10:32,392 All he could do was gasp and gulp. 151 00:11:05,848 --> 00:11:07,907 Then midnight struck. 152 00:11:07,909 --> 00:11:09,754 Oh, no! 153 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:11,434 Oh, heck! 154 00:11:11,435 --> 00:11:14,270 I've got to run to save my neck! 155 00:11:16,356 --> 00:11:18,381 - The Prince cried... - No! Alas! Alack! 156 00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:20,692 He grabbed her dress to hold her back. 157 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:23,003 - As Cindy shouted... - Let me go! 158 00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:26,714 The dress was ripped from head to toe. 159 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:32,453 She ran out in her underwear, 160 00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:34,849 And lost one slipper on the stair. 161 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:39,243 The Prince was on it like a dart, 162 00:11:39,338 --> 00:11:41,878 He pressed it to his pounding heart. 163 00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:46,533 - The girl this slipper fits... - He cried. 164 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,385 ...Tomorrow morn shall be my bride! 165 00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:55,593 Then, rather carelessly, I fear, 166 00:11:55,622 --> 00:11:58,750 He placed it on a keg of beer. 167 00:11:58,812 --> 00:12:01,114 At once, one of the Ugly Sisters, 168 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:03,474 The one whose face was blotched with blisters 169 00:12:03,521 --> 00:12:06,065 Sneaked up and grabbed the dainty shoe, 170 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,681 And quickly flushed it down the loo. 171 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,122 Then in its place she calmly put 172 00:12:11,184 --> 00:12:14,495 The slipper from her own right foot. 173 00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:16,699 That's not fair. 174 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,287 Aha, you see, the plot grows thicker, 175 00:12:21,343 --> 00:12:25,243 And Cindy's luck starts looking sicker. 176 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:29,690 Mum! 177 00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:32,055 Mum! 178 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:37,662 Muuuuuu...! 179 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:39,669 Mum, admit it now. 180 00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:41,655 It's better than a rotten cow! 181 00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:47,726 You little creep, you lunatic! 182 00:12:47,781 --> 00:12:49,962 Where are the beans that I can pick? 183 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:53,586 There's not one bean! It's bare as bare! 184 00:12:53,661 --> 00:12:55,226 No, Mother, look up there! 185 00:12:55,271 --> 00:12:57,740 Look very high and you'll behold 186 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:02,159 Each single leaf is solid gold! 187 00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:07,888 By gollikins, my sainted souls, 188 00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:10,364 I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls! 189 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,246 Don't stand and gape, you little clot! 190 00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:17,091 Get up there quick and grab the lot! 191 00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:26,028 Jack was nimble. Jack was keen. 192 00:13:26,094 --> 00:13:28,893 He scrambled up the mighty bean. 193 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:35,286 Up, up he went without a stop, 194 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,674 But just as he was near the top, 195 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:41,434 A ghastly, frightening thing occurred... 196 00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:43,635 Not far above his head he heard 197 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:47,596 A big, deep voice, a rumbling thing 198 00:13:47,645 --> 00:13:50,625 That made the very heavens ring. 199 00:14:10,774 --> 00:14:15,213 Fee, fi, fo, fum, 200 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:21,394 I smell the blood of an Englishman! 201 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:36,555 Aaaaaaaaah! 202 00:14:38,764 --> 00:14:41,426 Oh, Mumsy, dear, believe you me, 203 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,424 There's something nasty up our tree! 204 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,627 I saw him, Mum, my gizzard froze! 205 00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:51,335 A giant with a clever nose! 206 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:59,434 Meanwhile, in town, the tension grew. 207 00:14:59,435 --> 00:15:02,215 Who was the owner of the shoe? 208 00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:06,793 The shoe was long and very wide. 209 00:15:06,821 --> 00:15:09,589 A normal foot got lost inside. 210 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:13,025 Also it smelled a wee bit icky. 211 00:15:13,094 --> 00:15:15,653 The owner's feet were hot and sticky. 212 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:20,125 He smelled me out, I swear it, Mum! 213 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:24,034 He said he smelled an Englishman! 214 00:15:24,035 --> 00:15:24,877 Ow! 215 00:15:24,909 --> 00:15:26,984 And well he might! 216 00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:28,717 I've told you every single night 217 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,915 To take a bath because you smell, 218 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:35,881 But would you do it? Would you hell! 219 00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:37,744 You even make your mother shrink 220 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:41,250 Because of your unholy stink! 221 00:15:43,078 --> 00:15:46,757 Well, darling Mum, if you're so clean, 222 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:49,379 Why don't you climb the crazy bean? 223 00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:54,435 By gollikins, by gad... 224 00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,501 I will. 225 00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,443 There's life within the old dog still! 226 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,684 Now came the Ugly Sisters' go. 227 00:16:11,795 --> 00:16:13,234 Hmm! 228 00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:18,217 - Ah! - She tried it on. 229 00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:19,903 Do-do-do-doo! 230 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,639 - The Prince screamed... - No! 231 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:25,709 - But she screamed... - Yes, it fits! Whoopee! 232 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:27,967 So now you've got to marry me! 233 00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:30,282 The Prince went white from ear to ear. 234 00:16:30,352 --> 00:16:32,218 - He muttered... - Let me out of here. 235 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,954 Oh, no, you don't, you made a vow. 236 00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:38,655 There's no way you can back out now! 237 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,766 - Off with her head! - The Prince roared back. 238 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,104 They chopped it off with one big whack. 239 00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:46,794 Catch me, then! 240 00:16:46,795 --> 00:16:51,138 This pleased the Prince. He smiled and said, 241 00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:53,820 She's prettier without the head. 242 00:16:55,854 --> 00:16:57,744 Next! 243 00:17:02,395 --> 00:17:05,935 By gollikins, the boy was right. 244 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:12,578 Now, would the Giant smell Jack's mum? 245 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:16,090 He listened for the fee, fo, fum. 246 00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:20,932 He gazed aloft. He wondered when 247 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,673 The dreaded words would come... And then... 248 00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:30,243 From somewhere high above the ground 249 00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:35,539 There came a frightful crunching sound. 250 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:47,098 Ahem. He heard the Giant mutter twice... 251 00:17:48,887 --> 00:17:54,061 ..."By gosh, that tasted very nice. 252 00:17:54,131 --> 00:17:56,231 "Although..." 253 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,239 And this in grumpy tones 254 00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:01,556 "...I wish there weren't so many bones." 255 00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:10,431 By Christopher, by gum, 256 00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:12,954 The Giant's eaten up my mum. 257 00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:17,786 He smelled her out. She's in his belly. 258 00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:22,022 I had a hunch that she was smelly. 259 00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:34,198 Jack stood there gazing longingly 260 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,765 Upon the huge and golden tree. 261 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:40,090 He murmured softly... Golly-gosh, 262 00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:42,398 I guess I'll have to take a wash 263 00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:45,150 If I'm going to climb that tree 264 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,959 Without the Giant smelling me. 265 00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:52,714 Huh? 266 00:18:56,797 --> 00:18:58,434 Hmm... 267 00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:01,154 In fact, a bath's my only hope. 268 00:19:02,455 --> 00:19:05,294 He rushed indoors and grabbed the soap. 269 00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:07,901 He scrubbed his body everywhere. 270 00:19:08,035 --> 00:19:10,331 He even washed and rinsed his hair. 271 00:19:10,372 --> 00:19:12,545 He did his teeth, he blew his nose... 272 00:19:13,982 --> 00:19:17,691 ...And went out smelling like a rose. 273 00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:27,343 Then up came Sister Number Two, 274 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,215 - Who yelled... - Now I will try the shoe! 275 00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:34,431 - Try this instead. - The Prince yelled back. 276 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:37,714 He swung his trusty sword and smack. 277 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,996 In the kitchen, peeling spuds, 278 00:19:40,029 --> 00:19:42,099 Cinderella heard the thuds 279 00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:44,384 Of bouncing heads upon the floor, 280 00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:46,221 And poked her own head round the door. 281 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,754 What the...? 282 00:19:48,023 --> 00:19:50,220 Hoo! Ha! 283 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,716 - What's all the racket? - Cindy cried. 284 00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:55,935 - Mind your own bizz. - The Prince replied. 285 00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:59,354 Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds. 286 00:19:59,419 --> 00:20:03,825 My dashing Prince, he chops off heads! 287 00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:06,112 How could I marry anyone 288 00:20:06,159 --> 00:20:09,281 Who does that sort of thing for fun? 289 00:20:09,315 --> 00:20:10,655 Hmm? 290 00:20:11,639 --> 00:20:13,634 Who's this dirty mutt? 291 00:20:13,697 --> 00:20:17,489 Off with her nut! Ha! Off with her nut! 292 00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:18,066 Off with her nut! 293 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,543 - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! 294 00:20:25,714 --> 00:20:30,667 Fee, fi, fo, fum. 295 00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:37,634 Right now I can't smell anyone. 296 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,639 Jack waited till the Giant slept, 297 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:45,567 Then out along the boughs he crept. 298 00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:15,740 Jack gathered so much gold, I swear 299 00:21:16,054 --> 00:21:18,634 He was an instant millionaire. 300 00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:40,834 Huh? 301 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,010 Oh... 302 00:21:58,635 --> 00:22:00,295 And Cindy? 303 00:22:01,599 --> 00:22:02,394 Well... 304 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,939 - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! 305 00:22:10,243 --> 00:22:12,831 - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! 306 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,510 - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! 307 00:22:16,495 --> 00:22:19,157 - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! 308 00:22:19,243 --> 00:22:21,750 - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! - Off with her nut! 309 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,709 - Off with her nut! - Oh! 310 00:22:25,155 --> 00:22:26,524 Oh! 311 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,554 Off with your nut. 312 00:22:29,555 --> 00:22:31,335 Help! 313 00:22:34,663 --> 00:22:36,363 And then? 314 00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:39,775 Well... 315 00:22:41,231 --> 00:22:43,034 What? 316 00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:45,095 What's wrong with you? 317 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,447 Er... 318 00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:52,286 Just then, all in a blaze of light, 319 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,874 The Magic Fairy hove in sight. 320 00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:55,602 Ah! 321 00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:59,500 Her magic wand went swoosh and swish. 322 00:22:59,558 --> 00:23:01,898 Come on now, Cindy, make a wish! 323 00:23:08,117 --> 00:23:11,304 Wish anything and have no doubt... 324 00:23:11,351 --> 00:23:13,611 "That I will make it come about." 325 00:23:14,391 --> 00:23:15,811 Cindy answered... 326 00:23:16,777 --> 00:23:20,576 No more princes, no more money. 327 00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:22,945 I've had my taste of honey. 328 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,060 Whoa! 329 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,415 Argh! 330 00:23:38,448 --> 00:23:40,388 I'm wishing for a decent man. 331 00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:45,066 They're hard to find. Do you think you can? 332 00:23:52,148 --> 00:23:53,488 Huh? 333 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,488 A short while later, Cinderella 334 00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:55,947 Was married to a lovely fella. 335 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,476 A simple jam maker by trade, 336 00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:02,295 Who sold good home-made marmalade. 337 00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:13,750 Mmm. Looks like a bath does seem to pay. 338 00:25:14,887 --> 00:25:17,166 I'm going to have one every day. 339 00:25:19,526 --> 00:25:22,586 Their house was filled with smiles and laughter. 340 00:25:26,355 --> 00:25:30,935 And they were happy ever after. 341 00:25:53,776 --> 00:25:55,615 Thank you. 342 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,606 I loved it. 343 00:25:57,622 --> 00:26:01,002 - Bye. - Goodnight. See you next Friday. - Get home safely. 344 00:26:04,995 --> 00:26:06,935 Hmm? 345 00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:26,015 You. 346 00:26:27,009 --> 00:26:28,749 Goodbye, Red.23063

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