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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,964 --> 00:00:12,227 Previously, on "Happy!"... 2 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:15,254 - [LAUGHS] You can see me! - What the hell? 3 00:00:15,257 --> 00:00:17,132 I ain't your imaginary friend. 4 00:00:17,135 --> 00:00:18,341 I don't even want to think about 5 00:00:18,343 --> 00:00:19,646 what that would look like. 6 00:00:19,649 --> 00:00:22,182 I'm Hailey's imaginary friend. 7 00:00:22,185 --> 00:00:24,707 - Got you! - It's really you. 8 00:00:24,709 --> 00:00:27,232 Sonny Shine. [SCREAMS] 9 00:00:27,234 --> 00:00:29,588 - Where is she? - You should stop by my town. 10 00:00:29,591 --> 00:00:31,480 I can't speak to her frame of mind. 11 00:00:31,483 --> 00:00:34,108 This is evil. They can't get away with this. 12 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:36,371 They can, but not forever. 13 00:00:36,374 --> 00:00:39,808 If Mikey gave Orcus to Blue, all is lost. 14 00:00:39,811 --> 00:00:41,855 Yes, yes, that's why we must stop him. 15 00:00:41,857 --> 00:00:43,335 [EXHALES] 16 00:00:43,337 --> 00:00:44,814 [SCREAMING AND GRUNTING] 17 00:00:44,816 --> 00:00:47,210 [BONES SNAPPING] 18 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,734 [GRUNTS] 19 00:00:51,388 --> 00:00:53,030 I'm hungry. 20 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:55,738 - Why do you have to go? - You're growing up. 21 00:00:55,740 --> 00:01:00,308 You'll forget all about that silly horse. 22 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,480 See, the thing about imaginary friends 23 00:01:02,483 --> 00:01:03,714 is we're kind of supposed to 24 00:01:03,717 --> 00:01:05,922 help out the person who needs us the most. 25 00:01:05,924 --> 00:01:07,750 - Here it comes. - [HOOVES CLATTERING] 26 00:01:07,752 --> 00:01:10,579 - Yeah, it is. - Here comes the fun! 27 00:01:10,581 --> 00:01:12,269 - Oh, boy, here it goes. - Are you ready? 28 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:13,541 [RETCHES] 29 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,281 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 30 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:18,152 Please, please help. 31 00:01:18,154 --> 00:01:20,676 Dear God. Oh, Jesus Christ. 32 00:01:20,678 --> 00:01:24,463 [INDISTINCT PRAYERS] 33 00:01:24,465 --> 00:01:31,472 ♪ 34 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:37,693 I place myself in the word of your God. 35 00:01:37,695 --> 00:01:40,263 [SOBS, MUTTERS] 36 00:01:42,221 --> 00:01:45,439 Don't be afraid. 37 00:01:45,442 --> 00:01:49,270 Heaven waits for us. 38 00:01:49,272 --> 00:01:50,967 We'll all die together. 39 00:01:50,969 --> 00:01:58,107 ♪ 40 00:02:00,196 --> 00:02:03,243 [INDISTINCT PRAYERS CONTINUE] 41 00:02:25,265 --> 00:02:26,960 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 42 00:02:26,962 --> 00:02:29,963 [WOMEN SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 43 00:02:29,965 --> 00:02:37,492 ♪ 44 00:02:37,494 --> 00:02:40,541 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 45 00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:45,500 [SCREAMS] 46 00:02:45,502 --> 00:02:48,462 [CROWD SCREAMING IN PANIC] 47 00:03:06,871 --> 00:03:09,916 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 48 00:03:09,918 --> 00:03:14,703 ♪ 49 00:03:14,705 --> 00:03:17,708 [WOMEN SHOUTING] 50 00:03:30,373 --> 00:03:32,375 [YELLS] 51 00:03:36,379 --> 00:03:39,641 [BOTH YELLING] 52 00:03:39,643 --> 00:03:42,992 [HEAVY BREATHING] 53 00:03:42,994 --> 00:03:50,001 ♪ 54 00:04:12,633 --> 00:04:15,679 [DEVICE BEEPING] 55 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:20,073 [BEEPING INTENSIFIES] 56 00:04:20,075 --> 00:04:21,640 [GASPS] 57 00:04:21,642 --> 00:04:22,989 [SCREAMS] 58 00:04:22,991 --> 00:04:24,991 [EXPLOSION] 59 00:04:24,993 --> 00:04:28,995 [TIMER BEEPING] 60 00:04:28,997 --> 00:04:31,737 [EXPLOSION] 61 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,086 [GRUNTS] 62 00:04:33,088 --> 00:04:36,265 [EXPLOSIONS] 63 00:04:39,573 --> 00:04:42,619 [DISTANT EXPLOSIONS] 64 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,141 [BEEPING INTENSIFIES] 65 00:04:45,143 --> 00:04:48,144 [UPBEAT FOREIGN MUSIC] 66 00:04:48,146 --> 00:04:55,151 ♪ 67 00:04:55,153 --> 00:04:57,346 [WAILS] 68 00:04:57,349 --> 00:05:00,343 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 69 00:05:00,346 --> 00:05:03,336 [SNORING] 70 00:05:18,437 --> 00:05:21,481 [SOFT MUSIC] 71 00:05:21,484 --> 00:05:26,661 ♪ 72 00:05:26,663 --> 00:05:28,881 ♪ 7:00 AM, waking up in the morning ♪ 73 00:05:28,883 --> 00:05:30,951 BOTH: ♪ Got to be fresh, got to go downstairs ♪ 74 00:05:30,954 --> 00:05:32,999 ♪ Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal ♪ 75 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:34,219 [GRUNTS] 76 00:05:34,222 --> 00:05:35,256 ♪ The time is going ♪ 77 00:05:35,259 --> 00:05:36,454 [HISSES] 78 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:38,717 Top of the morning to you, partner! 79 00:05:38,719 --> 00:05:40,806 Oh, fuck off. 80 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,416 We're getting our act together, Nick. 81 00:05:42,418 --> 00:05:45,155 No more drinking, no more illegal narcotics. 82 00:05:45,158 --> 00:05:48,074 No more whoring. Right. 83 00:05:48,076 --> 00:05:50,032 [BLOW DRYER WHIRS] 84 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,512 And most of all, 85 00:05:51,514 --> 00:05:53,906 no more filling chumps full of hot lead. 86 00:05:53,908 --> 00:05:56,648 ♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪ 87 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:58,824 ♪ Got to get down on Friday ♪ 88 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:03,037 ♪ Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend ♪ 89 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,049 ♪ Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday ♪ 90 00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:11,053 Boy, Nick, your breath sure is fresh. 91 00:06:11,055 --> 00:06:13,534 I don't miss the old us at all, Nick. 92 00:06:13,536 --> 00:06:15,057 You're doing super, 93 00:06:15,059 --> 00:06:17,756 and Hailey's going to be so proud of you. 94 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:19,758 ♪ Looking forward to the weekend ♪ 95 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,761 [TIRES SCREECH, CAR HORN HONKING] 96 00:06:22,763 --> 00:06:24,893 - I'm walking here! - Move! 97 00:06:24,895 --> 00:06:26,842 - I'm walking here! - Get out of the way! 98 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,593 ♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪ 99 00:06:28,595 --> 00:06:29,985 Hey, up yours, buddy! 100 00:06:29,987 --> 00:06:31,944 ♪ We so excited ♪ 101 00:06:31,946 --> 00:06:36,470 I'm Deandra, and I'm, um... 102 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:38,559 uh... 103 00:06:38,561 --> 00:06:40,953 uh, I'm a... I'm... 104 00:06:40,955 --> 00:06:43,608 - I'm... - [COFFEE DRIBBLING] 105 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,218 [CHAIR CREAKS] 106 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:48,482 [LIPS SMACKING] 107 00:06:48,484 --> 00:06:50,179 Let 'er rip, sis! 108 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:52,268 You're only as sick as your secrets. 109 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:55,533 - That's what I always say. - Uh... 110 00:06:55,535 --> 00:06:57,467 Nick, bear claw! 111 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:59,624 [LAUGHS] 112 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:01,669 Are you even signed up? 113 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,760 He's just here for the coffee. 114 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:07,196 This place is depressing, Nick. 115 00:07:07,198 --> 00:07:09,024 I'm so glad you've evolved into such a total 116 00:07:09,026 --> 00:07:11,287 Zen wizard master of your darker impulses. 117 00:07:11,289 --> 00:07:15,074 Evolved, huh? You're goddamn right. 118 00:07:15,076 --> 00:07:16,684 Evolved. 119 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,990 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 120 00:07:17,992 --> 00:07:20,079 [GROANS] 121 00:07:20,081 --> 00:07:23,299 [HEAVY BREATHING] 122 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:24,997 So thirsty. 123 00:07:24,999 --> 00:07:27,956 - [MONKEY SCREECHING] - I'm thirsty. 124 00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:30,916 - [MONKEY SCREECHING INTENSIFIES] - So, so thirsty. 125 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,745 Now, Nick, you promised. 126 00:07:33,747 --> 00:07:35,792 ♪ 127 00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:38,750 You've been coming down with a cold 128 00:07:38,752 --> 00:07:40,142 for two months, Nick. 129 00:07:40,144 --> 00:07:41,970 It's why I need the good stuff, Hap. 130 00:07:41,972 --> 00:07:44,799 What you need is a big glass of OJ, 131 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:48,063 a bowl of chicken soup, and a nice, warm blanket. 132 00:07:48,065 --> 00:07:49,848 OJ did it. 133 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:53,634 Don't you read the news? 134 00:07:53,636 --> 00:07:56,202 Okay, we're good. 135 00:07:56,204 --> 00:07:58,683 [DOG BARKING] 136 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:02,251 - Bike lane, moron! - [BIKE BELL DINGS] 137 00:08:02,253 --> 00:08:05,254 [BRIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 138 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:07,213 ♪ 139 00:08:07,215 --> 00:08:08,823 [LASERS WHOOSH] 140 00:08:08,825 --> 00:08:12,131 [SCREAMS] 141 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:15,134 [CHAINSAW REVS] 142 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:22,143 ♪ 143 00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:29,844 - [BIKE BELL DINGS] - Dickhead! 144 00:08:29,846 --> 00:08:32,673 Your imagination is a pretty F'd up place to live, Nick. 145 00:08:32,675 --> 00:08:34,632 - You know that, right? - [GRUNTS] 146 00:08:34,634 --> 00:08:35,981 Oh! 147 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,635 [CLOCK TICKS] 148 00:08:37,637 --> 00:08:39,201 Hallelujah, my little blue asshole. 149 00:08:39,203 --> 00:08:41,203 Guess what time it is? 150 00:08:41,205 --> 00:08:43,205 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 151 00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:46,208 [GROOVY MUSIC] 152 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:50,865 ♪ 153 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,911 - Meat tenderizer. - What? 154 00:08:52,913 --> 00:08:55,391 Powdered form right there in the herbs and spices section. 155 00:08:55,394 --> 00:08:57,094 Gets the blood right out of cotton underwear. 156 00:08:57,096 --> 00:08:59,698 - You're kidding on me, Nicki! - I stand before you shitless. 157 00:08:59,701 --> 00:09:01,180 Seasoned or unseasoned? 158 00:09:01,182 --> 00:09:02,790 Depends on how spicy you like it down there. 159 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,227 [LAUGHTER] 160 00:09:05,229 --> 00:09:06,838 What's wrong with your kid? 161 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,666 What's wrong with your face? 162 00:09:08,668 --> 00:09:10,885 [LAUGHTER] 163 00:09:10,887 --> 00:09:13,888 [GENTLE MUSIC] 164 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:17,065 ♪ 165 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:18,937 All right, till next time. Be well, be safe. 166 00:09:18,939 --> 00:09:21,342 And remember to lock down them stroller wheels, huh? 167 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,770 Hey, kiddo. 168 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:28,120 Um, 3:00. You ready to... 169 00:09:28,122 --> 00:09:30,080 The teacher wants to talk to you. 170 00:09:31,908 --> 00:09:33,736 What did I do? 171 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:37,912 - Ms. Palm. - Please, have a seat. 172 00:09:37,914 --> 00:09:39,305 [CHAIR CLATTERS] 173 00:09:39,307 --> 00:09:41,089 I've heard so much about you. 174 00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:42,917 But if I'd known we were meeting, 175 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:44,440 I'd have brought an apple. 176 00:09:44,442 --> 00:09:46,417 Well, I'll get right to the point. 177 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,140 - Good. - We all understand that 178 00:09:48,142 --> 00:09:51,665 Hailey has been through a very traumatic experience. 179 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:53,928 Well, I took care of that... [LAUGHS] 180 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:56,278 - [POPS LIPS] - [BOTH GRUNT] 181 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,976 You're doing the thing. 182 00:09:57,978 --> 00:10:00,674 Uh, surely, as a former police officer, 183 00:10:00,676 --> 00:10:02,981 you understand it's not that simple. 184 00:10:02,983 --> 00:10:06,724 The last two months have seen a series of incidents... 185 00:10:06,726 --> 00:10:08,201 School property broken, 186 00:10:08,204 --> 00:10:11,859 a campaign of psychological harassment against the staff... 187 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,013 Psychological harassment? 188 00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:14,862 Hailey would never do anything like that! 189 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,213 Shut your nozzle. 190 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,867 I know, you know, my daughter, I mean, 191 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,477 she would never do nothing like that. 192 00:10:21,479 --> 00:10:23,479 You know, I've met Ms. Hansen. 193 00:10:23,481 --> 00:10:26,004 - Well? - I can't imagine where Hailey 194 00:10:26,006 --> 00:10:29,485 could have acquired this anti-authoritarian attitude. 195 00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:32,488 Maybe the problem here is that she's not being offered... 196 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:35,471 [STAMMERS] A proper creative outlet. 197 00:10:35,474 --> 00:10:38,233 - A creative outlet? - Hey, take me for example. 198 00:10:38,235 --> 00:10:39,795 I had my issues at school. 199 00:10:39,798 --> 00:10:43,063 And if it hadn't been for extracurricular activities... 200 00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:45,893 [FURIOUS GUITAR SOLO] 201 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,242 Whoo! 202 00:10:47,244 --> 00:10:49,331 Who knows how I would have wound up? 203 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:52,160 I understand you've had a change of employment recently. 204 00:10:52,162 --> 00:10:54,082 What's that have to do with the price of ass in Pittsburgh? 205 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:55,990 - Dad. - Instability in the home 206 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,714 can lead to changes in a child's behavior. 207 00:10:57,717 --> 00:10:59,254 Instability? What are you talking about? 208 00:10:59,256 --> 00:11:01,169 I drive a cab. There's nothing more stable than that. 209 00:11:01,171 --> 00:11:03,345 - That's a good job, right? - Wow. 210 00:11:03,347 --> 00:11:06,651 I haven't taken an actual cab in years. 211 00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:08,916 - I mean, do you mean Uber? - Yeah. 212 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,178 What? What's Uber? 213 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,832 - Oh, God. - Who asked you? 214 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,529 It's an app! I knew that. 215 00:11:13,531 --> 00:11:17,142 I am not going to sit here and tolerate someone 216 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:20,014 casting aspersions on my daughter. 217 00:11:20,016 --> 00:11:22,756 I don't suppose you have any evidence 218 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:24,845 to back up these wild claims? 219 00:11:24,847 --> 00:11:27,413 Would you, uh, care to review 220 00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:29,809 the security camera tapes with me? 221 00:11:31,288 --> 00:11:33,332 They're HD. 222 00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,160 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 223 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,118 - I know your kind. - Dad, no. 224 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,859 I've been fighting you my whole life. 225 00:11:38,861 --> 00:11:41,993 With your Birkenstocks, avocado toast, 226 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:43,908 five college degrees that ain't worth 227 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:46,911 the "paper du toilette" that they're printed on. 228 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:49,217 Looking down your nose at us poor slobs 229 00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:51,089 like Queen Shit on Dick Mountain. 230 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,091 Well, let me tell you something. 231 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,003 If that's the way it's going to be around here, 232 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,137 then screw this school, 233 00:11:56,139 --> 00:11:58,073 because she's better off someplace else. 234 00:11:58,076 --> 00:11:59,730 And do you know what the real crime is here? 235 00:11:59,732 --> 00:12:02,498 Do you know what makes me want to fall to my knees and weep? 236 00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:04,972 You let down your hair, you put on a little bit of lipstick, 237 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,321 you wouldn't be half bad. 238 00:12:06,323 --> 00:12:08,175 Nick! Sensitivity. 239 00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:10,456 This meeting was intended as a wake-up call, 240 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:14,895 but taking into account her situation, 241 00:12:14,897 --> 00:12:17,643 perhaps Hailey needs more attention and help 242 00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:19,385 than we're equipped to provide. 243 00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:20,858 What kind of frame job is this? 244 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,424 Dad, I did it. 245 00:12:22,426 --> 00:12:24,339 I did it. I broke the windows. 246 00:12:24,341 --> 00:12:26,907 I did the psychological harassment. 247 00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:28,517 It was me. 248 00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:32,086 [SOFT MUSIC] 249 00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:33,305 [SCOFFS] 250 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:35,263 Every kid's got problems. 251 00:12:35,265 --> 00:12:38,963 And we need to learn to solve those problems constructively, 252 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:41,530 using sensible, adult techniques 253 00:12:41,532 --> 00:12:45,360 like discussion, negotiation, 254 00:12:45,362 --> 00:12:47,364 compromise. 255 00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:51,366 Compromise? 256 00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:54,369 [GREGORIAN CHANTING] 257 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:59,461 ♪ 258 00:12:59,463 --> 00:13:01,420 Let's face it. 259 00:13:01,422 --> 00:13:03,422 Easter sucks. 260 00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:05,641 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC] 261 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:09,558 Dude, you got the IP, don't get me wrong. 262 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:13,388 Jesus H. Christ, resurrected from the dead. 263 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:17,610 I... it don't get sexier than that. 264 00:13:17,612 --> 00:13:21,135 But what have you done with it? Colored eggs? 265 00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:23,224 The Easter bunny? 266 00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:26,532 I mean, I like marshmallow Peeps as much as the next guy. 267 00:13:26,534 --> 00:13:29,143 I... I ate a whole bag on the flight out. 268 00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:30,449 But come on! 269 00:13:30,451 --> 00:13:33,408 Easter, it's the Alzheimer's-ravaged 270 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,628 mother-in-law of holidays. 271 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:39,982 Tolerated, not celebrated. 272 00:13:41,549 --> 00:13:43,420 That's why I'm here. 273 00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:48,335 I'm sure you're familiar with my work, 274 00:13:48,338 --> 00:13:50,295 my legacy. 275 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,428 My status as beloved global icon 276 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,604 to children of all ages. 277 00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:59,521 What I'm offering you today is a chance to be a part 278 00:13:59,523 --> 00:14:03,351 of the biggest holiday re-branding of all time. 279 00:14:03,353 --> 00:14:06,702 I'm talking four quadrants. 280 00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:09,227 I'm talking mass marketing. 281 00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:11,272 Walmart wars. 282 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:13,971 Easter presents, Easter carols. 283 00:14:13,973 --> 00:14:15,937 Chocolate Wishies instead of those 284 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,062 horny Pagan fertility bunnies. 285 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:22,327 A multi-trillion dollar holiday bonanza 286 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,982 to rival Christmas itself! 287 00:14:24,984 --> 00:14:26,200 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 288 00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:30,552 Nuns exploding on 5th Avenue. 289 00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:33,294 Tragic, yes, 290 00:14:33,296 --> 00:14:37,559 but this can work to our advantage. 291 00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:39,561 Everyone's talking about Easter 292 00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:41,476 for the first time since 293 00:14:41,478 --> 00:14:44,044 Mel Gibson struck box office gold 294 00:14:44,046 --> 00:14:46,003 telling your story. 295 00:14:46,005 --> 00:14:49,223 The war on Easter is real, 296 00:14:49,225 --> 00:14:51,573 and we can win it! 297 00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:54,011 [INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC] 298 00:14:54,013 --> 00:14:56,056 We're going to 299 00:14:56,058 --> 00:15:00,539 Make Easter Great Again 300 00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,671 for the first time. 301 00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:05,413 Now... 302 00:15:05,415 --> 00:15:07,633 I can do it with or without you. 303 00:15:07,635 --> 00:15:09,243 And it's the 20-teens. 304 00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:11,767 The holiday's ain't just for believers anymore. 305 00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:14,640 ♪ 306 00:15:14,642 --> 00:15:16,468 But I'm here, 307 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:20,646 at your feet. 308 00:15:20,648 --> 00:15:27,655 ♪ 309 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,788 I want you on board, big fella. 310 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:36,227 I want your brand front and center 311 00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:38,620 for the big rollout, 312 00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:42,148 starting quarterback for Team Sonny. 313 00:15:44,063 --> 00:15:46,456 What do you say, Pope Daddy? 314 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,199 I like it. 315 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,075 [LAUGHS] 316 00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:03,153 [ROUSING MUSIC] 317 00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:06,241 ♪ 318 00:16:06,243 --> 00:16:08,504 [BIRD CAWS] 319 00:16:08,506 --> 00:16:15,730 ♪ 320 00:16:19,256 --> 00:16:21,258 No, no. 321 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,564 Tired. 322 00:16:25,566 --> 00:16:28,743 [INDISTINCT DISTANT CHATTER] 323 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:34,094 [SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 324 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:36,096 Wow. 325 00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:40,100 Just, wow. 326 00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:43,103 [LIQUID TRICKLING] 327 00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:46,150 Little Blues. 328 00:16:46,152 --> 00:16:50,023 You were amazing last night. 329 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,461 [TENSE MUSIC] 330 00:16:52,463 --> 00:16:55,507 [BUZZER BLARING] 331 00:16:55,509 --> 00:16:58,510 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 332 00:16:58,512 --> 00:17:05,519 ♪ 333 00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:29,062 Look, it's Blue rat, 334 00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,586 like in movie. 335 00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:33,980 [IMITATES MOUSE BITING] 336 00:17:33,982 --> 00:17:38,333 You know you are a dead man, Blue rat. 337 00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:41,205 - I just hope it's me who gets... - [GRUNTS] 338 00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:42,554 [SCREAMS] 339 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:46,079 I ain't no rat, you Bolshevik asshole! 340 00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:48,343 Get off! [GRUNTS] 341 00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:50,257 [RATTLING] 342 00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:54,000 What is that? What is... what is that? 343 00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:55,524 [GRUNTS] 344 00:17:55,526 --> 00:17:57,613 [TENSE MUSIC] 345 00:17:57,615 --> 00:17:59,919 [GRUNTING] 346 00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:01,660 [MEN CHUCKLING] 347 00:18:01,662 --> 00:18:07,666 ♪ 348 00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:10,669 A present from the Bug. 349 00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:12,279 [BRIGHT ROCK MUSIC] 350 00:18:12,281 --> 00:18:15,935 ♪ Sonny ♪ 351 00:18:15,937 --> 00:18:19,199 ♪ Ooh, Sonny Shine ♪ 352 00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:21,941 [MUSIC DISTORTS] 353 00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:25,031 ♪ 354 00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:28,339 Amanda, are you all right? 355 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,428 - I'm sorry, Doctor, I'm fine. - [CHUCKLES] 356 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:36,478 ♪ 357 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:40,525 It's just... is there something else we can put on? 358 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:42,680 Why? Kids love Sonny. 359 00:18:42,683 --> 00:18:45,182 Hey, right? Huh, huh, see? 360 00:18:45,184 --> 00:18:49,012 ♪ Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, rock and roll ♪ 361 00:18:49,014 --> 00:18:51,057 ♪ Rock and roll ♪ 362 00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:53,495 [TENSE MUSIC] 363 00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:55,279 [DRILL WHIRRING] 364 00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:58,587 [HEAVY DANCE MUSIC] 365 00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:01,328 - ♪ Rock and roll ♪ - I'm sorry. 366 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:04,072 Okay, I got this. 367 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,424 Well, here she is, safe and sound. 368 00:19:09,426 --> 00:19:11,077 What happened? 369 00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:13,253 I told you she was good, Nick. 370 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:14,646 You know how you're always saying 371 00:19:14,648 --> 00:19:16,300 we got a one-in-a-million kid, 372 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,084 and you're not getting any argument from me. 373 00:19:18,086 --> 00:19:20,609 Kid's got a personality like she's a superstar, 374 00:19:20,611 --> 00:19:24,439 brightest star in the sky, and sometimes, 375 00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:26,901 the other stars, you know, who ain't so bright, 376 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,469 they may feel a little intimidated. 377 00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:30,532 Ms. Palm wanted to talk to you or dad. 378 00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,447 - She got Dad. - Oh. 379 00:19:32,449 --> 00:19:35,754 Our little Hailey got singled out for behavior 380 00:19:35,756 --> 00:19:38,365 that any other kid with a backbone would have... 381 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,150 This Ms. Palm character. 382 00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:42,457 I mean, she presents us with all these trumped-up charges, 383 00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:45,285 totally unsubstantiated, and I step forward, like, 384 00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:47,592 you know, any good father would, naturally. 385 00:19:47,594 --> 00:19:49,191 I mean, if you're looking for someone to blame... 386 00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:52,205 I don't have to look very far. 387 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,033 No, no. Tell her, tell her. 388 00:19:54,035 --> 00:19:55,774 Dad got me kicked out of school. 389 00:19:55,776 --> 00:19:59,169 She set off the fire alarms. 390 00:19:59,171 --> 00:20:01,780 Wait for me over there. 391 00:20:01,782 --> 00:20:04,479 Snitches get stitches. 392 00:20:04,481 --> 00:20:07,394 You, outside. 393 00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:09,353 I haven't seen Amanda this disappointed since 394 00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:11,398 you let me out of the pillowcase last New Year's, 395 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,032 and your giggle pole was... 396 00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:15,315 What happened on New Year's stays on New... 397 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:18,188 [CAR HONKING] 398 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:20,407 All right. 399 00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:22,105 All right? 400 00:20:22,107 --> 00:20:24,006 This child's been through a nightmare, Nick. 401 00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:25,392 We all have. 402 00:20:25,395 --> 00:20:27,810 We're kidding ourselves if we think it hasn't affected her. 403 00:20:27,813 --> 00:20:29,030 Man, she's a tough little hombre. 404 00:20:29,032 --> 00:20:31,157 She's a child, Nick. 405 00:20:31,159 --> 00:20:34,509 And she's seen things no child should have to see. 406 00:20:34,511 --> 00:20:38,817 Maybe this is exactly what she needs. 407 00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:41,777 You've noticed this place runs 40,000 a year? 408 00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:44,475 [SOFT MUSIC] 409 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,391 Boy, we must have spent a gajillion hours in here 410 00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:49,654 playing with all the toys, the games, 411 00:20:49,656 --> 00:20:52,853 the waiting for Amanda to get done with the work. 412 00:20:52,856 --> 00:20:54,942 [NICK AND AMANDA ARGUING BEHIND THE WINDOW] 413 00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:58,620 But I guess we're all grown out of that stuff, 414 00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:01,148 aren't we? 415 00:21:01,151 --> 00:21:02,629 You know, I thought about trying 416 00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:05,234 the whole nun thing once... The vows, the habit. 417 00:21:05,237 --> 00:21:07,454 - I thought you were Jewish. - Well, that's the thing. 418 00:21:07,456 --> 00:21:09,786 I'd like to see you stick to a vow of celibacy. 419 00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:11,676 [MEOWS] 420 00:21:11,678 --> 00:21:14,549 - [BARKING] - [HISSES] 421 00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:16,376 [BARKS] 422 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,465 So you said you were drugged, and when you woke up, 423 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:21,207 you were fitted with the latest in ISIS fashion. 424 00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:23,775 Witnesses say you and your sisters were running around 425 00:21:23,777 --> 00:21:27,866 like headless chickens looking for something. 426 00:21:27,868 --> 00:21:32,305 He told us there was a device hidden in an egg. 427 00:21:32,307 --> 00:21:34,438 So you're saying this was an Easter egg hunt? 428 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,285 - Mm, never was a fan. - See, Christmas, 429 00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:38,592 they put the presents where you can find them. 430 00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:41,227 - See, that's what I'm talking about. - Yes, 431 00:21:41,229 --> 00:21:43,795 an Easter egg hunt. 432 00:21:43,797 --> 00:21:46,624 He said... he said... 433 00:21:46,626 --> 00:21:48,887 Come on, spit it out. 434 00:21:48,889 --> 00:21:51,455 The device would detonate the vest closest to it, 435 00:21:51,457 --> 00:21:53,152 and the others would be safe. 436 00:21:53,154 --> 00:21:55,102 Oh, I see. 437 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,416 So you thought you were 438 00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:58,771 sacrificing yourself for the others. 439 00:21:58,774 --> 00:22:00,731 Got us a Good Samaritan, Hubble. 440 00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:02,205 Ought to canonize this one. 441 00:22:02,207 --> 00:22:04,903 Funny thing is, the opposite happened. 442 00:22:04,905 --> 00:22:07,602 You were saved, and the others... 443 00:22:07,604 --> 00:22:10,605 Boosh! 444 00:22:10,607 --> 00:22:12,258 Guess it was your lucky day. 445 00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:15,261 - No, I wanted to die. - No one said you didn't. 446 00:22:15,263 --> 00:22:16,741 Ease off, Julie Andrews. 447 00:22:16,743 --> 00:22:19,744 We'll never know, on account of everyone else 448 00:22:19,746 --> 00:22:21,920 who was there was just power-washed off the streets 449 00:22:21,922 --> 00:22:23,618 by a sanitation crew. 450 00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,881 Well, now, 451 00:22:25,883 --> 00:22:30,276 that's not entirely true. 452 00:22:30,278 --> 00:22:33,279 [TENSE MUSIC] 453 00:22:33,281 --> 00:22:34,411 ♪ 454 00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:36,456 No. 455 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:37,903 No, don't make me talk about him. 456 00:22:37,906 --> 00:22:39,416 Come on, don't be shy. 457 00:22:39,418 --> 00:22:41,374 He just blew up all your little sister sisters. 458 00:22:41,376 --> 00:22:44,247 You want us to catch this son of a gun, don't you? 459 00:22:44,249 --> 00:22:47,946 ♪ 460 00:22:47,948 --> 00:22:51,297 He said... he said... 461 00:22:51,299 --> 00:22:52,734 [CHAIRS CREAK SOFTLY] 462 00:22:52,736 --> 00:22:54,953 Who said? 463 00:22:54,955 --> 00:22:56,738 [SOBS] 464 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,696 The Bunny. 465 00:22:58,698 --> 00:23:00,657 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 466 00:23:02,658 --> 00:23:05,963 Black like licorice, 467 00:23:05,966 --> 00:23:10,534 and terrible, big, biting teeth... 468 00:23:10,536 --> 00:23:12,797 [SHUDDERS] 469 00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:16,714 Big, floppy ears, 470 00:23:16,716 --> 00:23:19,369 and the eye... 471 00:23:19,371 --> 00:23:21,980 The pink bunny eye... 472 00:23:21,982 --> 00:23:23,808 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH] 473 00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:26,245 [BUNNY MUNCHING] 474 00:23:26,247 --> 00:23:29,335 The kids will wait here until you sound the horn. 475 00:23:29,337 --> 00:23:30,685 Then, the curtain drops, 476 00:23:30,687 --> 00:23:32,469 and they run out to the Easter meadow. 477 00:23:32,471 --> 00:23:33,992 I cannot believe "Good Morning America" 478 00:23:33,994 --> 00:23:36,645 is blue-balling us. I'm Scooter frickin' Sterling. 479 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:39,998 Junior, they know. They still might come through. 480 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,046 The Times article had an impact, 481 00:23:42,049 --> 00:23:43,920 but I think you can still expect a very successful event. 482 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,787 Oh, that hack job? Are you kidding me? 483 00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:48,125 We raised over $8 million for inner-city kids last year. 484 00:23:48,128 --> 00:23:50,002 They can't expect every penny to actually go to the, 485 00:23:50,004 --> 00:23:51,177 - you know... - The kids. 486 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,402 - Yeah. - Right. 487 00:23:52,404 --> 00:23:53,817 The foundation does have expenses. 488 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,318 Damn right, it does. 489 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,321 [GROOVY MUSIC] 490 00:23:58,323 --> 00:24:00,671 ♪ 491 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,478 Well, they did get to keep the candy. 492 00:24:02,481 --> 00:24:03,873 Look, I got to go take care of something. 493 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,092 You can hold down the fort, right? 494 00:24:05,094 --> 00:24:07,330 - Yep. - Okay. 495 00:24:07,332 --> 00:24:10,550 ♪ 496 00:24:10,552 --> 00:24:12,030 Yeah. 497 00:24:12,032 --> 00:24:15,338 You are Scooter fucking Sterling, baby. 498 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:19,298 You're about to get your D S'd. 499 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:22,737 Oh, yeah. Very sexy lighting. 500 00:24:22,739 --> 00:24:24,477 I like the mood in here. 501 00:24:24,479 --> 00:24:27,480 It's getting the blood flow down to my dee-ock. 502 00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:29,013 Oh, hi. 503 00:24:29,016 --> 00:24:30,353 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 504 00:24:30,355 --> 00:24:33,704 You look fantastic. 505 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,750 What the hell's the matter with you? 506 00:24:35,752 --> 00:24:38,361 Okay, you're freaked out, I get it. 507 00:24:38,363 --> 00:24:40,363 Good news, that's my thing. 508 00:24:40,365 --> 00:24:41,843 This is, like, a game thing we're going to play. 509 00:24:41,845 --> 00:24:43,627 Okay, a little trauma play. 510 00:24:43,629 --> 00:24:45,324 You're scared. I'm strong. 511 00:24:45,326 --> 00:24:47,130 A couple of ground rules for me off the bat... 512 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:49,286 One, I like a lot of teeth down there. 513 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,374 Two, my safe word is "Tallahassee." 514 00:24:51,376 --> 00:24:53,376 [GRUNTING] 515 00:24:53,378 --> 00:24:56,379 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 516 00:24:56,381 --> 00:24:58,328 ♪ 517 00:25:02,974 --> 00:25:05,760 So, here we are. 518 00:25:08,239 --> 00:25:09,751 It's so light and bright. 519 00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:11,579 Right? 520 00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:13,885 It's time to settle down in a real family home. 521 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:17,802 Oh, this place has "family" all over it... 522 00:25:17,804 --> 00:25:19,717 Speaking of which, state law requires me 523 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,545 to disclose certain things about the property 524 00:25:21,547 --> 00:25:22,894 before we continue. 525 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,592 A few months before listing, 526 00:25:24,594 --> 00:25:27,727 this property was the site of a triple homicide. 527 00:25:28,989 --> 00:25:30,989 Young couple, about your age, 528 00:25:30,991 --> 00:25:32,904 and their mother-in-law visiting from Boston. 529 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,080 - The intruder... - Intruder? 530 00:25:35,082 --> 00:25:37,908 Was on PCP, tripping balls, dick, all of it. 531 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,607 He butchered them like cattle. 532 00:25:39,609 --> 00:25:41,522 They were found in this open concept kitchen, 533 00:25:41,524 --> 00:25:44,220 which I'm sure you'll agree, is super cute. 534 00:25:44,222 --> 00:25:46,265 It is nice. 535 00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:48,879 Built-in coffee maker? 536 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,533 A lot of folks might not want a property 537 00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:54,186 with this type of history. 538 00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,754 But on the upside, statistically speaking, 539 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:59,235 the odds of something like that ever happening again 540 00:25:59,237 --> 00:26:02,934 in the exact same location? 541 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,762 Close to zero. 542 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:07,330 Well, it is a real bargain for this neighborhood. 543 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,392 And between you and me, 544 00:26:08,395 --> 00:26:09,941 I think the seller will move a little. 545 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,455 And like she says, a place that's been broken into once, 546 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:13,641 it's not likely that... 547 00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:15,251 - [TOILET FLUSHES] - Oh! 548 00:26:15,253 --> 00:26:17,993 The self-flushing toilets. 549 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:20,604 I... I'm gonna get that taken care of. 550 00:26:20,606 --> 00:26:22,301 [TENSE MUSIC] 551 00:26:22,303 --> 00:26:24,303 You guys love the place. 552 00:26:24,305 --> 00:26:27,219 We'll talk, yeah? I'll call you. 553 00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:28,873 - Self-flushing? - Yeah. 554 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,093 - Wow. - It's amazing technology. 555 00:26:31,095 --> 00:26:36,054 ♪ 556 00:26:36,056 --> 00:26:38,058 Jesus Christ, Nick! 557 00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:42,541 [HAPPY SQUEAKS] 558 00:26:45,302 --> 00:26:47,675 - A little privacy here, huh? - What are you doing here? 559 00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:48,980 All right, you need to calm down. 560 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:52,984 Oh, oh! I can never un-see it! 561 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:56,988 "Calm down," Nick? This is my job. 562 00:26:56,991 --> 00:27:00,369 Are you stalking me? Oh, great, her again. 563 00:27:00,372 --> 00:27:02,080 What? No. 564 00:27:02,082 --> 00:27:03,691 I wouldn't call it that. 565 00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:05,170 I was at the bus shelter, I looked down. 566 00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:06,955 Who do I see? Mary McCarthy, realtor. 567 00:27:06,957 --> 00:27:08,913 I must have been sitting on your face for ten minutes. 568 00:27:08,915 --> 00:27:10,698 All right, that's it. Out of this house. 569 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,918 It was you... the squatter in the condo on north 6th. 570 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,703 I should have recognized that smell. 571 00:27:15,705 --> 00:27:16,763 That was a nice place. 572 00:27:16,766 --> 00:27:20,272 A little transitional for my tastes, but very nice. 573 00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:22,299 - Oh, Jesus! - Oh, it's not, like, 574 00:27:22,302 --> 00:27:23,518 something you haven't seen before. 575 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,626 Don't remind me. 576 00:27:25,628 --> 00:27:28,324 Please promise me you will destroy this thing 577 00:27:28,326 --> 00:27:30,369 by fire before contamination spreads. 578 00:27:30,371 --> 00:27:32,197 Oh, there it is. 579 00:27:32,199 --> 00:27:34,809 Damn it, Sax. This is not okay. 580 00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:37,725 Hey, you can't screw this up for me. 581 00:27:37,727 --> 00:27:39,857 I got Hailey a couple days a month. 582 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:43,208 Man, I just need a place where she can sleep in a nice bed 583 00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:45,167 that's clean. 584 00:27:45,169 --> 00:27:46,864 You know, someplace normal. 585 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,345 How's a guy like me supposed to afford a place like that? 586 00:27:49,347 --> 00:27:50,999 Your problem was never making money. 587 00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:52,783 It was drinking it and snorting it. 588 00:27:52,785 --> 00:27:55,699 Yeah, well, you're looking at the new Nick Sax. 589 00:27:55,701 --> 00:27:57,007 I'm clean. 590 00:27:59,357 --> 00:28:02,314 Ish. Six weeks. 591 00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:04,752 [EXHALES] 592 00:28:04,754 --> 00:28:06,231 - Sax. - Yeah. 593 00:28:06,233 --> 00:28:08,407 Not so high and mighty now, are we? 594 00:28:08,409 --> 00:28:11,933 I just want her to be proud of me, Mar. 595 00:28:11,935 --> 00:28:14,370 I'm getting back on my feet. 596 00:28:14,372 --> 00:28:17,025 I'll clean up before I go. 597 00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:19,246 Do you ever think about what happened? 598 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:23,987 Oh, that. 599 00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:26,295 [SOFT MUSIC] 600 00:28:26,297 --> 00:28:29,080 Why would I? We won. 601 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,952 - Did we? - Well, you know. 602 00:28:30,954 --> 00:28:32,910 Hailey's had her ups and downs, but she's all right, 603 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,259 and she's way more than I deserve. 604 00:28:34,261 --> 00:28:37,741 So yeah, we did. 605 00:28:37,743 --> 00:28:39,787 You ever think about going after Sonny Shine? 606 00:28:39,789 --> 00:28:42,322 Nick, you don't seriously believe that Sonny Shine 607 00:28:42,325 --> 00:28:44,835 had anything to do with... 608 00:28:44,837 --> 00:28:46,750 Moved on, Mar. 609 00:28:46,752 --> 00:28:49,031 The way I look at it, the world is full of cockroaches. 610 00:28:49,034 --> 00:28:50,425 That's more the rule than the exception. 611 00:28:50,427 --> 00:28:52,166 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - So you squash one. 612 00:28:52,169 --> 00:28:54,149 What the hell does that get you? 613 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:57,456 Thousands more just like them behind every wall, 614 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,023 even these. 615 00:28:59,025 --> 00:29:01,460 - This really is a new you. - Yeah. 616 00:29:01,462 --> 00:29:02,984 How about you? 617 00:29:02,986 --> 00:29:05,943 Oh, well, you can see I've moved on. 618 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,292 Yeah. 619 00:29:07,294 --> 00:29:10,121 I find that outfit, um... 620 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,819 hot, strangely. 621 00:29:11,821 --> 00:29:13,124 - I don't know. I don't know. - [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 622 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,822 You know what I don't understand, though? 623 00:29:14,824 --> 00:29:16,824 Why didn't you put up more of a fight for your badge? 624 00:29:16,826 --> 00:29:18,477 There's no fight when the fix is in, Sax. 625 00:29:18,479 --> 00:29:20,828 You know that. Blue had half the department 626 00:29:20,830 --> 00:29:22,133 on the take when he went down. 627 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,918 Somehow, IA concludes 628 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,137 I'm the only rotten banana of the bunch? 629 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,923 One way to look at it. 630 00:29:28,925 --> 00:29:30,838 "You had it coming" is another. 631 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,230 [INHALES] 632 00:29:32,232 --> 00:29:35,756 So that's it, huh? Keep our heads down. 633 00:29:35,758 --> 00:29:37,409 Take it day by day. 634 00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:39,977 Hope trouble doesn't come looking for us. 635 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:42,240 Sure. 636 00:29:42,242 --> 00:29:44,810 It seems like neither one of us was cut out to be a cop. 637 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:48,855 Your cookies suck. 638 00:29:48,858 --> 00:29:50,335 You got shit on your face. 639 00:29:50,337 --> 00:29:52,207 Sonny's not a cockroach. 640 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,862 I don't believe it, and neither does Hailey. 641 00:29:54,864 --> 00:29:57,168 ♪ He's the man in the rainbow castle ♪ 642 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,344 ♪ A friend to you and... ♪ 643 00:29:59,346 --> 00:30:02,217 Huh? 644 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:03,871 Nick! 645 00:30:03,873 --> 00:30:06,177 Yeah, what is it? 646 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,920 Uh, nothing. 647 00:30:09,922 --> 00:30:12,923 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 648 00:30:12,925 --> 00:30:15,926 [TENSE MUSIC] 649 00:30:15,928 --> 00:30:18,929 [BABY CRYING] 650 00:30:18,931 --> 00:30:23,542 ♪ 651 00:30:23,544 --> 00:30:26,023 [EXHALES] 652 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:29,028 Blue, it's great to see you... 653 00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:33,248 In here, I mean. 654 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,859 An angel of grace and light, as usual. 655 00:30:35,861 --> 00:30:38,079 Cut the shit, brother. I'm here to tell you something. 656 00:30:38,081 --> 00:30:39,558 [GROANS] 657 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,560 I'm here to tell you about the nightmares 658 00:30:41,562 --> 00:30:43,954 you've been having. 659 00:30:43,956 --> 00:30:46,368 I sleep like a little pink baby. 660 00:30:46,376 --> 00:30:48,177 About the blackouts, 661 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,311 about the things that you can't remember. 662 00:30:50,314 --> 00:30:51,353 [GROWLS] 663 00:30:51,355 --> 00:30:52,920 Well, there's a perfect reason... 664 00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:55,226 [INHALES SHARPLY, SOFT CLICKING] 665 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,764 What's that sound? 666 00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:59,013 Nothing in the world is going to bring back 667 00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:01,842 my sweet Mikey, but believe me, 668 00:31:01,844 --> 00:31:03,365 I'm going to take a lifetime's worth 669 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:06,150 of satisfaction in knowing that the last great thing 670 00:31:06,152 --> 00:31:09,066 he did on this earth was to screw you over. 671 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,286 Mikey? 672 00:31:11,288 --> 00:31:14,245 No. 673 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,160 Mikey gave me a password. 674 00:31:16,162 --> 00:31:18,902 There was no password, you moron. 675 00:31:18,904 --> 00:31:21,992 Mikey carried an ancient spirits, 676 00:31:21,994 --> 00:31:23,951 an evil thing, 677 00:31:23,953 --> 00:31:26,954 passed from the old dawn to you, 678 00:31:26,956 --> 00:31:29,434 like a virus, like AIDS. 679 00:31:29,436 --> 00:31:31,915 I know... I know what a virus is, Isa... 680 00:31:31,917 --> 00:31:33,351 [SOFT CLICKING CONTINUES] 681 00:31:33,353 --> 00:31:37,138 [SCOFFS] 682 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:39,401 Do you hear that sound? 683 00:31:39,403 --> 00:31:42,578 There's something living in your mind, Blue. 684 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,536 You can feel it, can't you? 685 00:31:44,538 --> 00:31:47,975 Scratching in the dark, trying to get out. 686 00:31:47,977 --> 00:31:50,240 ♪ 687 00:31:52,459 --> 00:31:55,983 [BRITISH ACCENT] Isabella, Isabella. 688 00:31:55,985 --> 00:31:59,404 It's a name of Hebrew origin. 689 00:31:59,407 --> 00:32:01,553 Did you know? 690 00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:05,429 It means "devoted to God." 691 00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:08,952 Beautiful name. 692 00:32:08,954 --> 00:32:12,042 Devout. 693 00:32:12,044 --> 00:32:15,132 Why are you talking like Madonna? 694 00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:18,135 Come closer. 695 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,659 I need to tell you a secret. 696 00:32:20,661 --> 00:32:23,358 Something about Mikey, 697 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,361 something even his mother didn't know. 698 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:29,364 [SOFT WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 699 00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:34,151 ♪ 700 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:37,198 And who is this vision? 701 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,070 You don't know who I am, 702 00:32:40,072 --> 00:32:42,681 but I know who you are. 703 00:32:42,683 --> 00:32:46,468 Orcus, god of death. 704 00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:50,167 You've been passing down for ages, 705 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:53,516 from Scaramucci to Scaramucci. 706 00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:56,313 _ 707 00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:02,526 _ 708 00:33:02,529 --> 00:33:06,053 How many times have you passed from body to body? 709 00:33:06,055 --> 00:33:10,231 More than I can count with all my fingers, 710 00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:12,015 with all my toes. 711 00:33:12,017 --> 00:33:14,148 But this time, it was different. 712 00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:16,019 The transfer was corrupted. 713 00:33:16,021 --> 00:33:18,630 It is like you unplug your device 714 00:33:18,632 --> 00:33:22,069 before the update is complete. 715 00:33:22,071 --> 00:33:24,027 Two lousy souls 716 00:33:24,029 --> 00:33:27,988 sharing one pasty, white body. 717 00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:32,079 And you will be living in that prison, 718 00:33:32,081 --> 00:33:34,733 in that body, forever. 719 00:33:34,735 --> 00:33:39,564 Bella, Orcus lives in our bloodline. 720 00:33:39,566 --> 00:33:42,654 We don't need Blue. 721 00:33:42,656 --> 00:33:44,091 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] 722 00:33:44,093 --> 00:33:46,702 Let me enter you. 723 00:33:46,704 --> 00:33:49,183 Let me come inside you. 724 00:33:49,185 --> 00:33:51,663 - Um... - Let me leave this 725 00:33:51,665 --> 00:33:55,189 graceless, flaccid sack of flesh behind. 726 00:33:55,191 --> 00:33:59,410 Together, you and I will rule. 727 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:02,152 That will never happen. 728 00:34:02,154 --> 00:34:06,156 Don't be so sure, harridan. 729 00:34:06,159 --> 00:34:08,988 She's the last of the Scaramucci. 730 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:13,423 _ 731 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,036 Yeah, so suck it. Wait, what? 732 00:34:16,038 --> 00:34:18,125 [SCREAMS] 733 00:34:18,127 --> 00:34:21,128 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 734 00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:24,696 ♪ 735 00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:27,949 Never be free! [LAUGHS] 736 00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:29,745 Never be free! 737 00:34:29,747 --> 00:34:31,268 [SCREAMS] 738 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:34,097 - [SPEAKING ITALIAN] - [GRUNTING] 739 00:34:34,099 --> 00:34:37,144 ♪ 740 00:34:37,146 --> 00:34:39,624 - [LAUGHS] - [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 741 00:34:39,626 --> 00:34:42,840 You will never be free... [LAUGHS] 742 00:34:42,843 --> 00:34:44,418 Never! 743 00:34:48,528 --> 00:34:50,269 40K a year... 744 00:34:50,303 --> 00:34:52,425 Them sisters ought to be wearing masks. 745 00:34:52,428 --> 00:34:55,549 What the hell is wrong with public school, anyway? 746 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:57,813 Plenty of good Americans went to public school, right? 747 00:34:57,815 --> 00:34:59,684 Lincoln. 748 00:34:59,686 --> 00:35:01,512 - Einstein. - Oprah. 749 00:35:01,514 --> 00:35:03,906 I'm supposed to make that kind of money driving a cab. 750 00:35:03,908 --> 00:35:06,473 [BABBLES MOCKINGLY] 751 00:35:06,475 --> 00:35:09,259 Uber! [CAR HORN BLARES] 752 00:35:09,261 --> 00:35:12,479 Taking out the trash, that's what I'm good at. 753 00:35:12,481 --> 00:35:14,830 And by "trash," I mean people who need to get whacked. 754 00:35:14,832 --> 00:35:17,615 You promised. No whacking. 755 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:18,958 How the hell is anyone supposed to keep their head 756 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,967 above water in this stinking town without killing people? 757 00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:26,493 Um, right here is good. 758 00:35:26,495 --> 00:35:28,278 I thought you said uptown. 759 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,586 Did I? 760 00:35:39,857 --> 00:35:42,422 There you go, buddy. Get that paper. 761 00:35:42,424 --> 00:35:44,685 You see that? Get that money. 762 00:35:44,687 --> 00:35:47,340 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 763 00:35:47,342 --> 00:35:49,952 I don't know, Hap. 764 00:35:49,954 --> 00:35:53,651 Maybe California ain't looking so bad. 765 00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:56,386 Nick, can I ask you something? 766 00:35:56,389 --> 00:35:58,438 - Something kind of personal... - Who's this asshole? 767 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,006 Shit, shit, shit. 768 00:36:01,008 --> 00:36:03,574 Yeah, well, the world's full of it, pal. 769 00:36:03,576 --> 00:36:06,579 So you got a particular destination in mind, or what? 770 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,886 Listen, you look like a "can-do" kind of guy. 771 00:36:10,888 --> 00:36:12,365 Hear that all the time. 772 00:36:12,367 --> 00:36:15,803 I need a girl for a party. 773 00:36:15,805 --> 00:36:17,588 My own date just ran off on me, 774 00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:19,458 and I don't want to look like an asshole showing up alone. 775 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:21,026 Yeah, well, you know, I got to tell you, 776 00:36:21,028 --> 00:36:22,376 that ain't really my line of work. 777 00:36:22,378 --> 00:36:23,899 - It's just a party, man. - Look, pal. 778 00:36:23,901 --> 00:36:26,336 I realize I may not give off the rosiest first impression, 779 00:36:26,338 --> 00:36:27,903 but I'm not quite sure where you'd arrive 780 00:36:27,905 --> 00:36:29,600 at the rather presumptuous notion... 781 00:36:29,602 --> 00:36:32,995 I'll give you 1,000 bucks if you find me a girl. 782 00:36:32,997 --> 00:36:34,561 Hm? 783 00:36:34,563 --> 00:36:37,564 [GROOVY MUSIC] 784 00:36:37,574 --> 00:36:44,581 ♪ 785 00:36:54,017 --> 00:36:55,930 You're a life-saver, bro. 786 00:36:55,933 --> 00:36:58,934 I am. I really am. 787 00:36:58,936 --> 00:37:01,414 So, um, I'm assuming there's 788 00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:03,068 going to be other girls at this party? 789 00:37:03,070 --> 00:37:04,591 Yeah, of course, baby. 790 00:37:04,593 --> 00:37:06,637 [LAUGHS] 791 00:37:06,639 --> 00:37:09,945 You don't mind me asking, what's your blood type? 792 00:37:09,947 --> 00:37:16,954 ♪ 793 00:37:22,524 --> 00:37:24,570 Yeah, this is it. 794 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:30,442 Wow, Sax. I really owe you for this one. 795 00:37:30,445 --> 00:37:32,968 Excuse me for trying to throw a friend a bone. 796 00:37:32,970 --> 00:37:34,926 - You're friends? - All right, all right, look. 797 00:37:34,928 --> 00:37:36,449 You heard the guy. It's a party. 798 00:37:36,451 --> 00:37:38,103 A little conversation, a little dancing. 799 00:37:38,105 --> 00:37:42,064 Oh, God, can't I just blow everyone and be done with it? 800 00:37:42,066 --> 00:37:44,849 Really? 801 00:37:44,851 --> 00:37:46,982 Is romance really that dead? 802 00:37:46,984 --> 00:37:50,420 Now, I'm not saying there's anything, um, 803 00:37:50,422 --> 00:37:52,596 untoward about this situation, 804 00:37:52,598 --> 00:37:54,641 but should anything arise that 805 00:37:54,643 --> 00:37:57,180 involves certain acts... Of an adult nature, I mean... 806 00:37:57,183 --> 00:37:58,853 I think we should negotiate some consideration. 807 00:37:58,855 --> 00:38:00,056 Uh, why are you talking like that? 808 00:38:00,058 --> 00:38:01,157 - 20%. - 10. 809 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,564 - 15. - Did you bring a calculator? 810 00:38:04,566 --> 00:38:06,402 All right, 10. 811 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:16,926 This is her. Well, yeah. 812 00:38:25,587 --> 00:38:28,458 Seems legit. 813 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:31,026 What, no music? 814 00:38:31,028 --> 00:38:33,115 There you go. 815 00:38:33,117 --> 00:38:35,639 [JERMAINE STEWART'S "WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF"] 816 00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:37,446 You changing into this. 817 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,643 Ah, costumes. That's fun. 818 00:38:39,645 --> 00:38:41,862 ♪ We could dance and party ♪ 819 00:38:41,864 --> 00:38:44,086 - ♪ All night ♪ - ♪ All night ♪ 820 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:45,953 ♪ And drink some cherry wine ♪ 821 00:38:45,955 --> 00:38:47,253 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 822 00:38:47,256 --> 00:38:48,646 Maybe I ought to just stick around, 823 00:38:48,648 --> 00:38:50,175 - make sure everything's okay. - You know what? 824 00:38:50,177 --> 00:38:52,873 Just wait for me outside. 825 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,788 What the fuck you looking at? 826 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,660 Sax, would you please 827 00:38:56,662 --> 00:38:58,749 just get the hell out of here and let me do my job? 828 00:38:58,751 --> 00:39:01,665 You're making everything weird. 829 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:04,146 ♪ Na, na ♪ 830 00:39:04,148 --> 00:39:05,712 ♪ Just slow down ♪ 831 00:39:05,714 --> 00:39:07,192 I'm making it weird? 832 00:39:07,194 --> 00:39:09,151 ♪ A man wants to be approached ♪ 833 00:39:09,153 --> 00:39:10,935 ♪ Cool and romantically ♪ 834 00:39:10,937 --> 00:39:12,458 "I'm" making it weird. 835 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,199 ♪ I've got needs ♪ 836 00:39:14,201 --> 00:39:15,766 [SOFT MUSIC] 837 00:39:15,768 --> 00:39:18,595 Why do things have to change, Nick? 838 00:39:18,597 --> 00:39:21,902 Oh, the big questions, huh? 839 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:25,689 What brought that on? 840 00:39:25,691 --> 00:39:27,082 [SNIFFS] 841 00:39:27,084 --> 00:39:29,040 Look, Hap, 842 00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:31,782 you can't fight it. 843 00:39:31,784 --> 00:39:33,871 The rain gutters are stuffed with poor suckers 844 00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:36,528 who thought they could hang on to the way it was. 845 00:39:38,617 --> 00:39:40,834 Change is inevitable. 846 00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:43,839 Then why haven't you changed that shirt in three weeks? 847 00:39:46,712 --> 00:39:48,755 Hap, you want to make yourself useful? 848 00:39:48,757 --> 00:39:50,469 [GASPS] Of course I do. 849 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,889 Fly your tiny little blue ass up into that party, 850 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,561 take a look around, tell me if there's anything 851 00:39:54,563 --> 00:39:57,114 - funny going on. - Like, funny "haha?" 852 00:39:58,593 --> 00:40:00,767 No, the other kind. 853 00:40:00,769 --> 00:40:02,204 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 854 00:40:02,206 --> 00:40:04,728 Guys, 855 00:40:04,730 --> 00:40:06,251 even for me, this is fucked up. 856 00:40:06,253 --> 00:40:13,478 ♪ 857 00:40:20,615 --> 00:40:22,791 [GLASSES TINKERING] 858 00:40:24,793 --> 00:40:26,793 - Nick! - Sweet Jesus. 859 00:40:26,795 --> 00:40:29,535 That's the silliest kind of party I ever saw, Nick. 860 00:40:29,537 --> 00:40:32,625 There's a big bathtub full of ice but no sodas in it, 861 00:40:32,627 --> 00:40:36,151 and a yellow guy in the back hooked up to a giant juice box. 862 00:40:36,153 --> 00:40:38,357 What do you mean "yellow?" Like, Chinese? 863 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,590 Nick, that's offensive. 864 00:40:40,592 --> 00:40:43,593 I mean yellow, like a pineapple popsicle. 865 00:40:43,595 --> 00:40:45,769 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 866 00:40:45,771 --> 00:40:47,292 [GRUNTING] 867 00:40:47,294 --> 00:40:49,251 Wait, wait! 868 00:40:49,253 --> 00:40:51,035 And up! [CLAPS HANDS] 869 00:40:51,037 --> 00:40:52,950 Spill on aisle three. 870 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:55,648 Look, I'm as open-minded as anyone... 871 00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:57,726 More so, as a point of fact... 872 00:40:57,729 --> 00:40:59,076 But I think we can all agree. 873 00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:00,610 This is no one's idea of a party. 874 00:41:00,612 --> 00:41:03,743 Yo, taxi driver, get the fuck out of here. 875 00:41:03,745 --> 00:41:06,920 You talking to me? 876 00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:09,201 Anyway, look, let's not get carried away, all right? 877 00:41:09,204 --> 00:41:12,883 I think that we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle, you know? 878 00:41:12,885 --> 00:41:17,279 But I know that we can, um... 879 00:41:17,281 --> 00:41:19,672 find a way to solve our problems, 880 00:41:19,674 --> 00:41:23,285 you know, constructively, using, um, 881 00:41:23,287 --> 00:41:27,854 sensible, adult techniques such as... 882 00:41:27,856 --> 00:41:29,856 Discussion! 883 00:41:29,858 --> 00:41:32,729 Negotiation and compromise. 884 00:41:32,731 --> 00:41:34,078 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 885 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,601 [GRUNTING] 886 00:41:35,603 --> 00:41:37,777 [BLOOD SPLATTERS] 887 00:41:37,779 --> 00:41:39,172 Um... 888 00:41:41,696 --> 00:41:44,088 [AX CLATTERS] 889 00:41:44,090 --> 00:41:47,831 That wasn't my fault. You're going to be fine. 890 00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:49,180 [GRUNTING] 891 00:41:49,182 --> 00:41:51,469 Yeah, you're good. 892 00:41:51,472 --> 00:41:53,880 You know, more accidents happen in the workplace. 893 00:41:53,882 --> 00:41:55,513 - [GROANS LOUDLY] - You're gonna be fine. 894 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:57,797 - [YELLING] - Uh... 895 00:41:57,799 --> 00:41:59,625 - Oh, boy. - [GAGS] 896 00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:01,975 I mean... all right, look, 897 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,803 but he... he came at me... 898 00:42:03,805 --> 00:42:06,241 [MUTTERS] 899 00:42:06,243 --> 00:42:08,808 I mean that as a compliment. 900 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:10,636 - Nick! - Ah... whoa! 901 00:42:10,638 --> 00:42:13,639 [ROCK MUSIC] 902 00:42:13,641 --> 00:42:20,648 ♪ 903 00:42:39,406 --> 00:42:41,014 [BONES CRUNCHING] 904 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,668 Ah, cheeseburgers. 905 00:42:42,670 --> 00:42:44,193 [GRUNTS] 906 00:42:49,155 --> 00:42:52,287 Son of a bitch. You're a heavy bastard. 907 00:42:52,289 --> 00:42:54,595 [GRUNTING] 908 00:42:57,672 --> 00:43:00,207 It's nothing personal, pal. This is just for your own good. 909 00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:02,215 Consider it like time out. 910 00:43:02,218 --> 00:43:03,435 Hey, fedora. 911 00:43:03,438 --> 00:43:05,263 Look, your guys are going to get hurt. 912 00:43:05,266 --> 00:43:06,910 Let's just everyone... [INHALES, EXHALES] 913 00:43:06,912 --> 00:43:08,694 - Right? - [GROANS] 914 00:43:08,696 --> 00:43:10,435 - [TRUCK WHIRRS] - Well, I hope that 915 00:43:10,437 --> 00:43:12,544 you have learned a very valuable lesson tonight. 916 00:43:12,547 --> 00:43:14,309 I know I have. 917 00:43:14,311 --> 00:43:16,441 When we deal with our problems 918 00:43:16,443 --> 00:43:18,791 out of a place of anger, 919 00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:20,271 bad things happen. 920 00:43:20,273 --> 00:43:23,405 But when we confront them with kindness... 921 00:43:23,407 --> 00:43:26,408 [MELLOW MUSIC] 922 00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:29,411 ♪ 923 00:43:29,413 --> 00:43:31,151 Fuck it! 924 00:43:31,153 --> 00:43:33,371 But Nick, you promised you wouldn't kill anyone... 925 00:43:33,373 --> 00:43:35,302 - No guns. - You killed everyone! 926 00:43:35,305 --> 00:43:36,708 There's corpses. How would you... 927 00:43:36,711 --> 00:43:38,232 - What happened? - Nick, why? 928 00:43:38,235 --> 00:43:41,074 - Eh... - Entrails, bones. 929 00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:42,772 Blood... just, all blood! 930 00:43:42,774 --> 00:43:44,817 - Is that a liver? - How can... 931 00:43:44,819 --> 00:43:46,776 I think it's more of a spleen. 932 00:43:46,778 --> 00:43:49,474 [STAMMERING, HOWLS] 933 00:43:49,476 --> 00:43:52,434 You, what's something like that worth? 934 00:43:52,436 --> 00:43:55,872 $500, maybe. 935 00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:57,221 How about a kidney? 936 00:43:57,223 --> 00:44:00,137 In good condition? 937 00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:02,444 Over 100,000, easy. 938 00:44:02,446 --> 00:44:04,271 Holy giblets, I'm standing in the middle 939 00:44:04,273 --> 00:44:08,014 of a goddamn gold mine of blood and guts. 940 00:44:08,016 --> 00:44:10,365 [FLESH SQUELCHES] 941 00:44:10,374 --> 00:44:13,377 Now, what would you say qualifies as good condition? 942 00:44:14,501 --> 00:44:16,501 [SIREN WAILS FAINTLY] 943 00:44:16,503 --> 00:44:18,329 [GASPS SHARPLY] 944 00:44:18,331 --> 00:44:20,157 [HEAVY BREATHING] 945 00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:21,856 [GASPS] 946 00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:27,163 Bad dream, baby? 947 00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:29,166 I don't remember. 948 00:44:29,168 --> 00:44:32,474 You don't have anything to be afraid of. 949 00:44:32,476 --> 00:44:35,390 All the bad people who tried to hurt you 950 00:44:35,392 --> 00:44:38,088 are either gone, or locked up somewhere 951 00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:41,526 where they can never get out again. 952 00:44:41,528 --> 00:44:44,137 All of them? 953 00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:45,530 All of them. 954 00:44:45,532 --> 00:44:48,533 [SYNTH MUSIC] 955 00:44:48,535 --> 00:44:55,716 ♪ 956 00:45:15,432 --> 00:45:16,955 [SIGHS] 957 00:45:27,487 --> 00:45:34,494 ♪ 958 00:45:44,417 --> 00:45:47,464 [BLOB GURGLING, POPPING] 959 00:45:49,117 --> 00:45:52,118 [SOFT ACOUSTIC MUSIC] 960 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:59,127 ♪ 961 00:46:05,177 --> 00:46:07,482 ♪ A strange kind of love ♪ 962 00:46:07,484 --> 00:46:08,918 [DOOR CREAKS] 963 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,050 ♪ A strange kind of feeling ♪ 964 00:46:11,052 --> 00:46:13,313 [MUFFLED SOBS] 965 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:16,447 ♪ Swims through your eyes ♪ 966 00:46:16,449 --> 00:46:20,320 ♪ 967 00:46:20,322 --> 00:46:22,932 ♪ And like the doors ♪ 968 00:46:22,934 --> 00:46:26,501 ♪ To a wide, vast dominion ♪ 969 00:46:26,503 --> 00:46:28,505 What do you have in mind for him? 970 00:46:30,507 --> 00:46:32,463 No, no, don't tell me. 971 00:46:32,465 --> 00:46:35,510 I... I love surprises. 972 00:46:35,512 --> 00:46:37,947 How did you get in here? 973 00:46:37,949 --> 00:46:39,514 When you're as rich and famous as I am, 974 00:46:39,516 --> 00:46:42,604 let's just say it pays to keep tabs on your employees... 975 00:46:42,606 --> 00:46:46,912 Even a gold star go-getter like you, 976 00:46:46,914 --> 00:46:51,003 left to their own... 977 00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:53,005 devices, the next thing you know, 978 00:46:53,007 --> 00:46:55,530 the stenographer is downloading 979 00:46:55,532 --> 00:46:58,576 granny porn on company time. 980 00:46:58,578 --> 00:47:02,537 Please put that down. 981 00:47:02,539 --> 00:47:04,541 I'll let you get back to work. 982 00:47:08,545 --> 00:47:10,675 That lady cop, 983 00:47:10,677 --> 00:47:12,984 you know, the one that put Blue Scaramucci in jail... 984 00:47:12,987 --> 00:47:14,244 Whatever happened to her? 985 00:47:14,246 --> 00:47:15,637 You had her thrown off the force. 986 00:47:15,639 --> 00:47:17,377 Ruined her life, remember? 987 00:47:17,379 --> 00:47:19,684 Did I? Huh. 988 00:47:19,686 --> 00:47:22,165 Oh, and the other one. 989 00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:23,865 The big... the big, smelly one. 990 00:47:23,868 --> 00:47:25,868 - Nick Tuba, right? - Sax. 991 00:47:25,871 --> 00:47:28,258 Sax, that's it. What happened to him? 992 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:30,262 How would I know? 993 00:47:32,525 --> 00:47:36,658 Ah, well, we have bigger fish to fry, don't we, 994 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,964 my floppy-eared friend. 995 00:47:38,966 --> 00:47:42,054 [CHUCKLES] 996 00:47:42,056 --> 00:47:45,057 But maybe I should have just killed him anyway. 997 00:47:45,059 --> 00:47:47,103 You know, revenge. 998 00:47:47,105 --> 00:47:49,234 I mean, everybody loves revenge, right? 999 00:47:49,237 --> 00:47:50,976 Even you. 1000 00:47:50,978 --> 00:47:54,632 I am a professional, Mr. Shine. 1001 00:47:54,634 --> 00:47:59,419 My focus is my work, and only my work. 1002 00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:02,422 [TENSE SYNTH MUSIC] 1003 00:48:02,424 --> 00:48:05,425 ♪ 1004 00:48:05,427 --> 00:48:08,167 I don't have a vengeful bone in my body. 1005 00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:13,519 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 68307

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