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♪ ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: On any given day,
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our school gymnasium
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presented a cocktail of horrors.
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[SCREAMS]
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From daily humiliation...
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to school-sanctioned violence...
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BOY: Oh!
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But one day a year, the
gymnasium was transformed
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into a haven of learning
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thanks to a remarkable institution
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known as the science fair.
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A chance for the student
body to come together
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in the name of research and progress.
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Uh, while some did the bare minimum...
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[BURPS]
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and others preferred
razzamatazz over raw data,
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I set out to save humanity
from deadly asteroids.
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And made it all neatly fit
on three poster boards.
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The science fair may be a competition,
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but when the goal is promoting
knowledge, we're all winners.
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PETERSEN: And the winner
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of the Medford High
School Science Fair is...
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SueAnn Ludlow!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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Shelly.
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[APPLAUSE]
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You people are crazy!
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- Hey.
- All right.
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SHELDON: You're celebrating mediocrity!
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Mediocrity!
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Mediocrity!
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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I'll be in my room.
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Oh, come on, Shelly.
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You still got an honorable mention.
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Stop reminding me.
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[SIGHS]
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I hate to see him so upset.
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Well, give him a little
time, he'll calm down.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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SHELDON: Fiddle-faddle!
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The F word.
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He's real mad.
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You don't always win in
life, he needs to learn that.
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I know, but these are big
feelings for a little boy.
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They're feelings everybody has.
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It's part of growing up.
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I guess.
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SHELDON: Poodle poop!
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MEEMAW: Okay.
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Somebody's got to
teach this kid to swear,
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it's embarrassing.
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Sheldon, listen,
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I know losing ain't easy.
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I deal with it on the
football field all the time.
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[CHUCKLES]
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It's like that big game we had
last year against Nacogdoches.
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We were down 28 points at the half.
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It was raining, it was muddy.
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Everybody in the stands had gone home.
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But somehow, we managed
to claw our way back
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to a tie with a minute left.
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And then, they threw a Hail Mary,
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and the receiver stepped out of bounds,
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but the ref didn't see it.
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After all that, we lose on a bad call.
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Believe me, I was furious.
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But I sucked it up,
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and I walked across that
field and I shook their hands.
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I didn't hear a word you said.
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Okay.
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So while an animal cell has a membrane,
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a plant cell has a
membrane and a cell wall.
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SHELDON: Who cares?
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Sheldon, what are you doing?
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Being disrespectful, sir.
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Ah. How come?
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Because I'm disillusioned
with the school system.
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Georgie, do you know
what's going on with him?
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Actually, I'm trying to ignore it.
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Well, get your feet off the desk.
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What if I don't?
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I was sent to see Principal Petersen.
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What is it this time?
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Youthful rebellion.
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My voice hasn't changed
yet, but my attitude has.
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I'll let him know you're here.
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You do that.
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Ma'am.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Sheldon Cooper's outside.
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Who sent him now?
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- Givens.
- Well, you know what?
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Givens needs to man up.
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Cooper's a little boy.
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It's not hard to handle him.
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I'll send him in.
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H-Hold on a minute, just...
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Does he know I'm in here?
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SHELDON [OVER P.A.]:
Attention, students and faculty.
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Oh, no.
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This is Sheldon Lee Cooper.
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What the hell?
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We're taught that hard work
pays off, but that's not true.
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I came up with a solution to save Earth
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from killer asteroids,
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and lost the science fair
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to SueAnn Ludlow, and
her frizzy hair machine.
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But it wasn't just me
who lost, we all lost.
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Wake up, people.
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The system's broken.
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Real innovation isn't valued.
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Nowadays, it's all
about flash and style.
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I blame MTV.
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Luckily, my parents can't afford cable.
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We can afford it.
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I urge you all to rise up.
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[GRUNTS]
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They can't send everyone
to the principal's office.
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Chew gum in class, use
a number one pencil,
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go nuts.
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This is Sheldon Lee Cooper signing off.
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Live long and prosper.
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You better run, you little punk!
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[GRUNTING]
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MEEMAW: I can't believe you sent
him to bed without his dinner.
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That's right.
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On spaghetti and hot dog night.
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- That's rough.
- He's got to learn.
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Let's talk about something else.
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Georgie, how was your day?
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My brother told the entire
school we can't afford cable.
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Oh, right.
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Missy?
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Good, until I learned
we can't afford cable.
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[SIGHS]
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I've been thinking, and there's
something I'd like to say.
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Unless it's an apology,
I don't want to hear it.
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I'm quitting science.
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Not an apology.
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Spank him, Dad.
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I'm really getting worried about Shelly.
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Acting out, and now quitting science?
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Oh, I'm sure he'll get right back to it.
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I've quit smoking and
gambling plenty of times.
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- Hmm.
- Look in my purse.
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Nothing but cigarettes
and scratchers. [LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS] Maybe he
should talk to somebody.
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Not it.
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I meant a professional, George.
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But way to be a dad.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hey. [CHUCKLES]
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Welcome back.
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Thank you for seeing us on
such short notice, Doctor.
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Oh, not a problem.
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Sheldon,
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I remember you.
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Do you remember me?
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I remember everything.
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Okay.
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Uh, you two, make
yourselves comfortable.
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Me and my main man Sheldon are gonna go
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have a little chitchat in my office.
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I don't like chitchat,
and I'm not your main man.
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Right on.
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Have fun.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Now, Sheldon, I understand
you've changed your mind
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about being a scientist.
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And you're gonna say I can't?
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No. I think that's great.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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I think it's important
to keep your options open.
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Let me tell you a little story
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about an extremely smart young boy.
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Me?
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Me.
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For the longest time,
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I thought I was gonna be
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a professional figure skater.
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And then you became disenchanted
with the field like I did?
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Exactly.
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Someone skated right over my foot.
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And that was that.
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I'm not sure that's the same thing.
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I'd say you lost your passion
the way I lost my big toe.
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Hmm.
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Don't draw in that.
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Hey. We're all done.
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- How'd it go?
- Great.
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I feel a lot better.
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Well, that's just wonderful.
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So, you're going back to science?
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No. In fact, I'm going as far
away from science as possible.
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I plan to pursue the arts.
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What kind of arts?
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I've decided to become an actor.
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Of course you have.
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Why's he want to study acting?
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The doctor encouraged him
to try something different.
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Maybe he'll learn to act normal.
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How about you learn to act nice?
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You people don't appreciate
my sense of humor.
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As long as he starts
behaving himself in school,
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I don't care what he does.
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You know, I actually did
a little community theater
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back in my 20s.
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Is that so?
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I had a good part in Oklahoma.
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♪ I'm just a girl who can't say no. ♪
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Say no to what?
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Well...
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To, uh, eating her vegetables.
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It was fun.
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But I'm pretty sure doing plays
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is just an excuse to change in
front of each other backstage.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Theater folk just love
to take their clothes off.
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How many people saw you naked?
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A lot.
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- Mom.
- Enough.
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Y'all don't understand
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my sense of humor, either.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Hello. Are you Mr. Lundy?
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My father is Mr. Lundy.
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Well, then what should I call you?
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I guess Mr. Lundy.
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My father's dead. [LAUGHS]
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I was told you're the head
of the drama department.
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Mm-hmm, and the girls'
volleyball coach,
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which, between us, is
the real drama department.
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Was that a joke?
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I thought so.
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Can I help you?
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I'm interested in becoming an actor.
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Well, good for you.
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You've come to the right place.
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You know, I-I've been
a professional actor
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for years and years.
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Really? What have you been in?
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Well, have you seen the
mattress madness commercials
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on channel 68?
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I'm soft and firm
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in all the right places.
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Wow. You're famous.
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Well, I...
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And I was Carbucketty
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in the Dallas-Fort Worth Players
production of Cats.
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[PURRS]
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[LAUGHS] Did you see that?
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No, I'm afraid of cats.
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Well, you realize the
cats are just the actors.
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I still wouldn't risk it.
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You're an odd boy, but you make it work.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Anyway, uh, auditions are next week.
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- You're welcome to come on by.
- Excellent.
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I checked out a book on acting
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so I should have the hang of it by then.
267
00:10:00,644 --> 00:10:02,838
Well, I like that confidence.
268
00:10:02,841 --> 00:10:06,018
Thank you. Most people
find it off-putting.
269
00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:08,722
I can see that.
270
00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:14,361
ADULT SHELDON: To master
acting, I immersed myself
271
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in all forms of the
genre, from silent films
272
00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:21,763
to modern classics...
273
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:31,072
to logic-defying experimental work.
274
00:10:31,075 --> 00:10:33,242
♪ It's great to stay up late... ♪
275
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Why are they all singing?
276
00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:36,783
[MOUTH FULL]: Because it's a musical.
277
00:10:36,786 --> 00:10:38,705
But why can't they just say it?
278
00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:42,010
Well, that wouldn't be
very musical, would it?
279
00:10:42,013 --> 00:10:43,963
♪ The stars were shining bright... ♪
280
00:10:43,966 --> 00:10:45,986
And where is the music coming from?
281
00:10:45,989 --> 00:10:48,845
You're thinking about it too much.
282
00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,288
♪ So, good morning ♪
283
00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,325
♪ Good morning... ♪
284
00:10:52,328 --> 00:10:54,551
And how do they all know the same dance?
285
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,308
- Come on.
- Moonpie.
286
00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:58,457
♪ To you and you and you and you. ♪
287
00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:00,335
ANNOUNCER: And it is intercepted.
288
00:11:00,337 --> 00:11:03,504
Walking in is Kevin
Smith for the touchdown.
289
00:11:06,276 --> 00:11:08,209
What are you looking for?
290
00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:09,715
A brooch.
291
00:11:09,718 --> 00:11:11,251
What's a brooch?
292
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,053
It's a piece of jewelry.
293
00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:15,496
In my acting book, there's an exercise
294
00:11:15,499 --> 00:11:18,485
where you look for a missing
brooch in a convincing way.
295
00:11:18,488 --> 00:11:19,473
Why?
296
00:11:19,476 --> 00:11:21,988
According to the story, it
was given to me by a friend
297
00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:25,368
so I could afford to stay in
drama school, but now it's gone.
298
00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:27,668
Well, good luck finding it.
299
00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:28,970
Thanks.
300
00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:30,372
Wait.
301
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:33,510
You really believed I
was looking for something.
302
00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:35,551
I did it.
303
00:11:35,554 --> 00:11:36,896
I'm an actor.
304
00:11:36,898 --> 00:11:38,331
You're a freak.
305
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:42,488
Oh, where the heck is that brooch?
306
00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:46,259
GIRL: If I can change,
307
00:11:46,262 --> 00:11:48,041
and you can change,
308
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:50,743
everybody can change.
309
00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:52,501
Thank you, Eva.
310
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:56,854
That was a-a lovely reading from Rocky IV.
311
00:11:56,857 --> 00:11:59,001
All right, Mr. Cooper.
312
00:11:59,004 --> 00:12:00,665
The stage is yours.
313
00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:02,388
Thank you.
314
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:06,593
I'd like to begin with a
monologue from King Lear.
315
00:12:09,131 --> 00:12:10,530
What?
316
00:12:10,532 --> 00:12:13,566
I believe you're supposed
to say “break a leg.”
317
00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:14,968
Sorry.
318
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,707
Break a leg.
319
00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:23,576
Poor naked wretches, whereso'er you are,
320
00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:27,814
that bide the pelting
of this pitiless storm.
321
00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:31,634
How shall your houseless
heads and unfed sides,
322
00:12:31,637 --> 00:12:34,965
your looped and windowed
raggedness defend you
323
00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:37,590
from seasons such as these?
324
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:43,163
Oh, I've ta'en too little care of this.
325
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:45,765
Take physic, pomp.
326
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:49,269
Expose thyself to feel
what wretches feel,
327
00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:51,683
that thou may shake
the superflux to them
328
00:12:51,686 --> 00:12:55,487
and show the heavens more just.
329
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:58,723
Holy mackerel.
330
00:12:58,726 --> 00:13:04,616
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina ♪
331
00:13:04,619 --> 00:13:09,422
♪ The truth is I never left you ♪
332
00:13:09,424 --> 00:13:11,915
♪ All through my wild days ♪
333
00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:14,327
♪ My mad existence ♪
334
00:13:14,329 --> 00:13:16,885
♪ I kept my promise ♪
335
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,058
♪ Don't keep ♪
336
00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:21,634
♪ Your distance... ♪
337
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,570
[”I'VE GOT RHYTHM” PLAYING ON PIANO]
338
00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:26,665
♪ I've got daisies ♪
339
00:13:26,668 --> 00:13:29,118
♪ In green pastures ♪
340
00:13:29,121 --> 00:13:31,251
♪ I've got my girl ♪
341
00:13:31,254 --> 00:13:34,152
♪ Who could ask for anything more ♪
342
00:13:34,155 --> 00:13:36,774
♪ Old man trouble ♪
343
00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:39,360
♪ I don't mind him ♪
344
00:13:39,363 --> 00:13:41,266
♪ You won't find him ♪
345
00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:44,102
♪ Hanging 'round my door ♪
346
00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,313
♪ I've got starlight ♪
347
00:13:46,316 --> 00:13:49,127
♪ I've got sweet dreams ♪
348
00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:51,430
♪ I've got my star ♪
349
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,433
♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪
350
00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:55,268
♪ Who could ask for ♪
351
00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:59,087
♪ Anything more? ♪
352
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,985
Ah. [WHOOPS]
353
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:05,545
That looked dangerous.
354
00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:08,147
No, that looks dangerous.
355
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:09,682
We're back.
356
00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,933
Hey. How'd the audition go?
357
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,377
Great. I got the lead.
358
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,813
You're kidding.
359
00:14:14,816 --> 00:14:16,089
What's the play?
360
00:14:16,091 --> 00:14:17,390
Annie.
361
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,808
I need to go learn my lines.
362
00:14:24,098 --> 00:14:26,808
Now, I was a little unsure at first,
363
00:14:26,811 --> 00:14:29,516
but Sandy Duncan does play Peter Pan,
364
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:30,703
so when you think about it...
365
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:31,798
Connie, you're not helping.
366
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,239
Okay.
367
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,832
[SIGHS]
368
00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:42,526
Hey.
369
00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:44,929
Hello.
370
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,665
[SIGHS] I want to talk
to you about this play.
371
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,400
I'm excited about it, too.
372
00:14:49,402 --> 00:14:52,470
You know, if you play
the part of a girl,
373
00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:54,091
people might make fun of you.
374
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,150
Mr. Lundy's trying
to push the boundaries
375
00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:57,908
of drama in East Texas.
376
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:01,178
One way to do that is
cross-gender casting.
377
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,680
Let me rephrase that:
378
00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:05,989
if you play the part of a girl,
people will make fun of you.
379
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,653
In Shakespeare's time, the men
played all the female parts.
380
00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:10,089
No one made fun of it.
381
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:11,788
If Shakespeare went
to public high school,
382
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:13,005
it'd be a different story.
383
00:15:13,008 --> 00:15:14,878
You know, Sandy Duncan plays
the part of Peter Pan...
384
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,394
Yeah, yeah, I heard.
385
00:15:17,397 --> 00:15:20,031
[EXHALES]
386
00:15:21,997 --> 00:15:24,135
I'm trying to protect you, son.
387
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:26,137
I appreciate that.
388
00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:27,338
Good.
389
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,673
You're a football coach.
390
00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:31,142
Isn't it your responsibility
391
00:15:31,144 --> 00:15:33,244
to put in the best player for the job?
392
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:35,646
I guess.
393
00:15:35,648 --> 00:15:38,349
Well, I want to do this,
394
00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:41,598
and Mr. Lundy said I was the best.
395
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:46,684
Okay.
396
00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:49,192
Can you at least wear
pants instead of a dress?
397
00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:51,575
I'll give you a definite maybe.
398
00:15:57,911 --> 00:16:00,137
Okay, who's excited?
399
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:03,012
I don't want to see Sheldon's
stupid play, it's humiliating.
400
00:16:03,015 --> 00:16:05,005
That's why I want to see it.
401
00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:06,496
We're going to support your brother.
402
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,467
Not another word about it.
403
00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:12,116
Can we at least sit in the back?
404
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,517
Not a word.
405
00:16:15,177 --> 00:16:17,333
Well, I'm excited.
406
00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:25,642
Okay, everybody, ten minutes to curtain.
407
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:28,114
No smiling, girls,
it's a hard knock life.
408
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,012
How you doing, Mr. Cooper?
409
00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:31,948
You in touch with your inner Annie?
410
00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,484
I believe so.
411
00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:35,525
Good. It's a packed house.
412
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,603
[LAUGHS]
413
00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:37,708
Wha... oh, what the heck?
414
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,977
Katie? Katie. You're an orphan,
415
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:41,545
sweetheart, not a coal miner.
416
00:16:41,547 --> 00:16:43,778
Let's tone that down, hmm?
417
00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:46,550
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
418
00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:50,552
[HEART BEATING RAPIDLY]
419
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:57,728
♪ ♪
420
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,763
Oh, dear.
421
00:16:59,765 --> 00:17:01,398
I can't do this.
422
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,783
What are you talking about?
423
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:04,082
The play, I can't do it.
424
00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:05,718
There are too many people out there.
425
00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:07,463
Oh, that is just stage fright.
426
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,114
That's completely normal.
427
00:17:09,117 --> 00:17:11,255
No, this is a full-blown panic attack.
428
00:17:11,258 --> 00:17:12,692
All right, listen to me.
429
00:17:12,695 --> 00:17:14,255
You're feeling scared.
430
00:17:14,258 --> 00:17:17,526
I get that, but what
you have to understand
431
00:17:17,529 --> 00:17:20,063
is you're not going
out on that stage alone.
432
00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:22,218
Everybody, gather around, hmm?
433
00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:24,054
Uh, Sheldon,
434
00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:26,285
have you ever been to the circus?
435
00:17:26,293 --> 00:17:27,965
- Yes.
- Okay, good.
436
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,859
I had a panic attack there, too.
437
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,296
My point is,
438
00:17:32,298 --> 00:17:36,367
the trapeze artist
always performs with a net
439
00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:38,769
to catch him, to protect him.
440
00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:43,440
And you are protected by
everyone standing here.
441
00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:46,856
Nothing can happen to
you out on that stage,
442
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,012
because we're a team.
443
00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:52,517
We are your net.
444
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,653
I don't know.
445
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,855
[SIGHS]
446
00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,925
Sheldon, come here.
447
00:17:58,991 --> 00:18:00,291
You...
448
00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:02,493
are a star,
449
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:05,162
and that audience
450
00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:09,059
deserves to see you shine.
451
00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:15,005
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
452
00:18:15,007 --> 00:18:17,829
ADULT SHELDON: Mr. Lundy
gave a compelling speech.
453
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:21,278
The audience did deserve
to see what they came for,
454
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,981
an eager boy bravely taking on
455
00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:26,850
the role of Little Orphan Annie.
456
00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:28,719
You're looking for a knuckle sandwich.
457
00:18:28,721 --> 00:18:32,890
And in that respect, they
were not disappointed.
458
00:18:32,892 --> 00:18:35,025
Pipe down, all of you.
459
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:36,694
Go back to sleep.
460
00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:39,071
It's all right, Molly.
461
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,657
Annie's here.
462
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,166
[LAUGHTER]
463
00:18:42,168 --> 00:18:43,701
Oh, thank God.
464
00:18:43,703 --> 00:18:48,574
I'd tell you how an East Texas
audience in 1989 responded
465
00:18:48,577 --> 00:18:50,841
to a grown man playing Annie,
466
00:18:50,843 --> 00:18:54,178
but I think you know.
467
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,248
Mm-hmm.
468
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,318
[WHISPERS]: What's my line?
469
00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:02,511
♪ The sun come out tomorrow ♪
470
00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:06,204
♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪
471
00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:08,379
♪ There'll be sun ♪
472
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:11,485
♪ When I'm stuck with a day that's gray ♪
473
00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:13,446
♪ And lonely ♪
474
00:19:13,449 --> 00:19:16,668
♪ I just stick out my chin and grin ♪
475
00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:19,436
♪ And say ♪
476
00:19:19,439 --> 00:19:21,485
♪ Oh... ♪
477
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:23,508
I think I see his underpants.
478
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,775
I told you.
479
00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:28,012
Theatre folk just love to
show off their business.
480
00:19:28,014 --> 00:19:30,748
♪ Always a day away ♪
481
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:34,318
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪
482
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,754
♪ I love you, tomorrow ♪
483
00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:40,558
♪ You're always a day ♪
484
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:45,997
♪ Away. ♪
485
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:55,528
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