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You want it?
Try and get it.
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Give it to me.
Come on, Dash.
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Fakes right,
cuts left.
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No one's gonna catch him!
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I don't need to catch you,
you Neanderthal nitwit.
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I know where you sleep!
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Ugh. Ah!
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Hey! Liam and Dash,
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could you please
stop racing through...
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Tiffany, would you please
turn down the music?
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It's called rock and roll,
people!
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♪
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No headphones at the table.
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What are you listening to?
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Whale mating sounds.
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It relaxes me.
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Oh, hey, guess what.
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I'm sending in
a patent application today.
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Really
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The Pickle Popper.
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- That was one of Dad's best.
- Mm-hm.
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If it sells like
the ButterMe Toaster,
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we'll be rich.
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Oh, honey, I wish.
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Uh, we sold just about enough
of these suckers
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to buy ourselves
a 12-year-old Astro van.
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The van that can.
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If you mean
"only start half the time
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and randomly honk the horn,"
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then yes, it definitely can.
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Yelp says
you're a five-star foot rubber.
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Let's see what you got.
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Nnh...
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Those are the feet of
a 29-year-old.
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Tom Jones told me that.
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Ah!
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Hey, uh, Wyatt,
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can you actually
help me out upstairs, huh?
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See what Dash broke this time.
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Uh. Ow.
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What is going on in here?
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- It's his fault. It's so his fault.
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- He just attacked me.
- He's the spaz, not me.
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He screwed up my game
with Ludvik.
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And who is Ludvik?
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This kid from Scrabble he's
playing online checkers with.
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We were playing Scrabble,
and he's from
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the Czech Republic,
you troglodyte.
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I don't know what that means,
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but it sounds like an insult!
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Hey, hey, come on.
Guys!
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Guys?
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Stop it.
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Ugh.
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- Ow.
- Hey!
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Family meeting,
downstairs in five.
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Good job.
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Okay, look, I know we've been
through a lot lately,
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and there are surely
more tough times ahead,
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but we're just...
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we're not being nice
to each other.
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We're not acting like a family,
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and I'm not mad, I'm just...
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I'm just disappointed.
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Go easy.
Look how sad they are.
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Give 'em up. Now.
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Look, you boys
go back to school on Monday,
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and next weekend is...
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well, it would've been
your father's birthday,
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so I... I think we should
do something.
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You know, your dad always made
such a big deal
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out of your birthdays.
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It seems right
that we honor his.
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Any ideas?
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Well, what if
we had some friends over, and...
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we showed them
a few of Dad's inventions?
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Well, that's an interesting
idea.
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I mean, your dad
loved his inventions,
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but they do need
a little spiffing up,
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so how about we all help
Wyatt with his plan, okay?
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What do you guys think?
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I don't know. I guess.
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Okay, could I get
a little enthusiasm?
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- I guess.
- I don't know!
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Can we go now?
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Yes, adjourned.
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Boo.
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I...is he going to
be okay?
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Little dude went down
faster
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than a fat guy
on a water slide.
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No, don't worry
about Wyatt.
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He's a fainter.
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Yeah, that happens
a lot with goats.
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Well, at least
the goats I knew.
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What?
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Is there something on my face?
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Yes.
Actually, it's the whole face.
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It's pretty weird.
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Hey.
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- - Hey, honey.
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Honey, stay with us, okay?
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Wyatt, Wyatt,
you remember your uncle Terry?
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Your father's twin.
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I am so sorry
I scared you, little buddy.
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My bad.
You know, I forgot it's been
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five years since I've been here.
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I'm still not sure why.
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Didn't you burn down
our tree house?
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That's all conjecture
and hearsay.
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I can't comment any further.
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Isn't it great to see
your dad's little brother again?
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Little brother?
But you and Dad
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are identical twins.
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Identical, yes, but Terry's
a good nine minutes younger.
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He's always been
my little baby ever since.
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Mom, this little baby's
done a lot of growing up.
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Hey, can you make me
the little smiley-face pancakes
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- I love
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Coming right up. I get to pour the syrup!
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Don't pour the syrup! I know, I know.
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Pancakes!
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Oh, good.
More children in the house.
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Quarterback pulls out.
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Deep pass to the right side.
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Dash, you, um...
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you think about Dad a lot?
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Hands it off...
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Mom said I have to move in
with you invertebrates.
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Uncle Terry's getting
the sofa bed in the living room.
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No way!
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You think I'm happy
about this?
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Last year, I had to give up
my room to crazy Grandma.
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Now I have to give up
the living room to Bizarro Dad.
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It's just cruel.
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Hey!
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Ah!
God!
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"Let the strongest live
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and the weakest die."
Charles Darwin.
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"You're a butt-face."
Dash McKenna.
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Are you guys gonna help me
with Dad's inventions?
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Chill.
We have all week.
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Yeah, and Uncle Terry said
he'll take care of the party.
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How long is Uncle Terry
gonna stay here?
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Until he gets arrested again,
or burns something else down.
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So he did burn down
the tree house?
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Oh, no!
Quiet, I've got to focus.
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Ludvik just dropped
an 80-pointer on me.
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Okay, I think you guys
have had--
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Dig, dig!
Oh, no, you don't!
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I know you're using an
anagram app, you Czech cheater!
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Penalty
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God. Oh, no!
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Hello. Yo, Mom here.
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No! My game stopped!
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What happened?
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- Mom, the router stopped...
- Mom, the wi-fi's off!
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I can't play my game
with the TV off.
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The wi-fi's not working.
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I have something here
from your dad...
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and he told me I'd know when
to give it to you, and...
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he was right.
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"Under the ga-nome"?
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What's a ga-nome?
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What's a ga-nome?
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Tree house.
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Purple haze.
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Bermuda.
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♪
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What's so dangerous
about a book?
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For you?
Trying to read it.
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Hey, hold on,
hold on.
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I also have a letter
from your dad.
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Want me to read it?
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Yeah.
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"Hi, kiddos.
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Hey, I know this
may seem weird,
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but I had a lot of fun
making this book for you guys.
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I know it must feel like
I'm not there to be with you,
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sharing the things that I love
with the people I love most,
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but I am,
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on every page of this book.
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Maybe if this book
sparks your imagination,
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you'll put down the gadgets
for a few minutes.
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I want you boys
to be dangerously good
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and take some chances,
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get lost,
try new things,
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be fearless.
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'Just do it.'
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Wait, no, that's Nike,
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and they might sue.
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Mine is 'You can't succeed
unless you're willing to fail.'
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Life's an adventure,
so go out and live it.
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I love you forever. Dad."
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Oh, get off of me.
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Dude, move!
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Okay, fine. Dash!
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You're gonna
break it.
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Submarines.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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"The first submarine
was tested in the River..."
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Whatever.
- Oh, look, look.
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Whoa. "Making a paper hat."
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"Imagine you're wearing
your paper hat
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in your paper boat."
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Wait, wait, wait,
I was looking at that.
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Great Wall of China.
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Oh, where's that?
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- China.
- Oh.
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Go-carts.
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Coin tricks.
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Oh, astronomy.
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Frogs.
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Frogs don't have ears.
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- Yes, they do.
- Yes, they do. Come on, Dash.
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I think Dad's wrong
on this one.
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Whoa, I'm not done
reading the pictures!
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Whoa, what's this?
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Pyramids.
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Temple of Artemis.
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This is so cool.
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Oh...wow.
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That's gonna take some time.
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Mm. This is gonna be
a killer party,
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and I'm not just saying that
'cause it's my birthday, too,
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so don't even think about
getting me a present.
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I'm a size large.
Whatever.
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Um...
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Look, Terry, I'm really glad
that you've come back
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to process everything
that's happened, you know,
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but at this moment,
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and you being you...
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Oh, you mean
'cause, um...
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'cause I look just like him,
right?
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Well, yeah, there's that,
but, and no offense,
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I'm just worried that
you might not be
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the greatest role model
for the kids.
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Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
No offense taken.
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Uh, and...and...
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you have nothing to
worry about, Beth.
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I've changed my ways.
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I'm a very different man
than I used to be.
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Thank you for holding.
Can I help you?
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Yes, hello,
it's Father O'Herlihy here
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from the orphanage,
calling about
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the deluxe fog maker.
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Ah, it would just warm
the cockles
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of the little tykes' hearts
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if you could find it
in your soul...
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45%. Great, yes.
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Where are you, Wyatt?
My dogs are barking!
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"The command module
separates from
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the Saturn rocket."
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Cool.
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"It rotates and docks with
the lunar module,
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also known as the LEM."
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Adventurer...
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Adventurer,
this is Houston.
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Come in.
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Um...
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hello?
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Wyatt, there you are.
262
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,097
Glad to hear communication's
back up and running.
263
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,224
Dad, is...
264
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,308
is that you?
265
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,687
Yep, it's me.
266
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,522
But, uh...
267
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,857
Listen, there are a lot of dads
around here, so...
268
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,484
we'd best keep it official.
269
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,862
I'm Houston,
you're Adventurer.
270
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,824
Adventurer,
do you copy?
271
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:30,036
Yeah, yeah, I copy, Dad...
Houston.
272
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,122
Adventurer,
273
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,748
you're a go.
274
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,126
Go
275
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,045
To the moon.
Where else, champ?
276
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,138
What?
No, no, I can't.
277
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,264
I can't do that.
278
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,892
Are you crazy? I'm ten!
279
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,227
There you are,
you little sneak.
280
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,438
Mom, I'm working here.
281
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,148
- Grandma
282
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,775
These feet aren't gonna
massage themselves.
283
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,238
Come on, boys,
let's go.
284
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,823
You don't want to be late
on your first day back.
285
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,575
This party is gonna rock.
286
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,201
I got some great stuff
set up.
287
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,953
Now, you're not gonna
believe this,
288
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,580
but I once worked
as a carnie.
289
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,081
Oh, that's not remotely
hard to believe.
290
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,833
So I got a lead
on a tilt-a-whirl.
291
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,044
- Wow.
- Best of all.
292
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,503
I booked a musical act.
293
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,755
- Yeah?
- Little band.
294
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,214
You might have heard of them.
295
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,717
- KISS? Ah, sweet!
296
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,552
I can finally collect!
297
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,638
Gene's owed me 100 bucks
since the "Love Gun" tour.
298
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,348
Or was it Paul?
299
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,646
Liam, remember how
Dad used to steer with his knees
300
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:41,650
so he could do
a drum solo on the dashboard?
301
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:45,570
Yeah, I... I kind of.
Um...
302
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,156
Oh, look, the price of gas
went up 9/10 of a cent.
303
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,325
The Saudis are playing hardball.
304
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,206
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
305
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,749
What'd you honk for?
306
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,125
No, it does it
on its own.
307
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,919
I know.
It just does it.
308
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,090
Hey, Sam.
309
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,508
You weren't here,
so I finished
310
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,842
the five food group mobile
without you.
311
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,764
All right, quiet, everyone.
312
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,307
Quiet.
313
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,768
Let's welcome Wyatt
back to class.
314
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,770
Hi, Wyatt.
315
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,313
Now, we need to let
Wyatt know
316
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,607
that he has support
here in this classroom,
317
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,775
okay?
318
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,402
Because he's hurting.
319
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,530
Deep down inside,
right here,
320
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:32,742
and it's not the kind of hurt
you can put a Band-Aid on,
321
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,119
so we need to be kind to him.
322
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,248
Okay? Okay.
323
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,291
Okay, take a seat.
324
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,211
Okay, I hope everyone
had a nice weekend.
325
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,713
Mine was not good.
326
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,339
I won't bore you
with the details.
327
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,883
Okay, so these
alternate interior angles,
328
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,136
one and three,
are created by this transversal,
329
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,430
and one and three form
alternate interior angles,
330
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,432
which are always...
supplementary?
331
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,267
No, congruent.
332
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,270
One and two are...
333
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,646
Two, one...
334
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,231
zero.
335
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,483
Adventurer,
disengage the LEM
336
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,693
from Command Module.
337
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,237
Dad! I mean, Houston!
338
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,530
I can't do this.
339
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,323
I have no idea what I'm doing.
340
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,576
You gotta believe
in yourself, Commander.
341
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,495
I do.
342
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,000
What's happening
343
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,793
Okay, here's what
you have to do.
344
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,420
Yo, Wyatt!
345
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,798
Whoa.
346
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,342
Check it out.
Even my puke floats.
347
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:32,927
Dash!
Liam?
348
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,013
Get off me! In space,
349
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,098
no one can smell your farts.
350
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,601
Stop! Moon! Crash!
351
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,603
Houston! Don't panic.
352
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,938
Everything will be fine
if you just...
353
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,806
Only one that stuck with it,
huh?
354
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,557
Dash and Liam
really like it.
355
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,643
They just have other stuff
they have to do.
356
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,229
Mm-hm.
357
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,147
Hey, how's it going?
358
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,066
- With the inventions?
- Mm-hm.
359
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,026
Really great.
360
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,528
How are you with Uncle Terry...
361
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,987
Taking over the party planning?
362
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,574
I trust he'll do
the right thing.
363
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,076
I mean, he's out there
right now,
364
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,119
hanging lights for his stage.
365
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,915
- - Ugh...
366
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,166
He keeps on shouting.
367
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,420
Oh, God.
I'll get the first aid kit.
368
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,686
Ah!
369
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,396
Agh.
370
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,912
What's shaking, kiddo?
371
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,666
Tiffany, can you help me
with one of Dad's inventions?
372
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,002
I can't do it alone.
373
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,462
Uh, gosh, sweetie,
no, I can't.
374
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,673
I'm going out
in a little while.
375
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,307
Why won't anyone
talk about Dad?
376
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,687
Oh, honey.
377
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,938
There's a good reason.
378
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,030
If we talk about Patrick now,
379
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,158
he'll think we're calling him
back.
380
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,870
We need to let his spirit
make its journey.
381
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,456
So, when can we talk about him?
382
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:10,919
He needs three moon cycles
to reach the celestial terminus.
383
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,254
Hm?
384
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,048
Hey, do me a solid.
Hand me that hairbrush.
385
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,678
Here, oh.
386
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:23,348
Oops.
387
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,975
Oh.
388
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,686
Adventurer.
389
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,938
Help! Dude!
390
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:30,980
Wyatt!
391
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,231
Something's wrong!
392
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,316
Prepare for moon landing.
393
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,317
Stop beeping!
394
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,277
Uh-oh.
395
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,073
Dad!
I mean, Houston!
396
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,241
You were going to tell me
what to do.
397
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,410
What is it?
398
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,579
The first thing you need to do
is calm down, son.
399
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,331
The key to being
a good leader
400
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,458
is controlling your emotions.
401
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,628
I can't be a leader.
I'm just a kid.
402
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,005
Even though you're the smallest
and you don't think
403
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,757
you're strong enough
or brave enough,
404
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,467
you can do it.
405
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,469
You can be a leader.
406
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,929
I know you can.
407
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,062
Dash, put that fire out.
408
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,106
Liam, plot the
landing trajectory and speed.
409
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,363
Dash, get on those thrusters.
410
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,490
I need you to stop
the spinning.
411
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,783
What?
- You can do it.
412
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,702
I know you can.
413
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,370
It's just like a video game.
Give short trigger bursts
414
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,497
until the needle goes under
the red line.
415
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,541
Okay, and if
I accidentally kill us,
416
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,334
I'll just start the level
over again, right?
417
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,294
It's not that much
like a video game.
418
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,337
Got it.
419
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,929
I have coordinates
and landing specs.
420
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,305
We're stable.
421
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,932
Excellent.
Good work, guys.
422
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,934
We need to get into
the lunar module.
423
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,144
Follow me.
424
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,689
Lunar module
has good descent.
425
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,316
1,000 feet till touchdown.
426
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,943
We have touchdown.
427
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,486
They did it!
All right!
428
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,238
- Yes!
- Well done!
429
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:09,120
One small step for Man,
430
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,663
one giant...
431
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,623
Hunk of green cheese for me!
432
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,838
That's not cheese.
433
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,590
Hey, it's not cheese.
434
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:41,152
Boy, this is nothing
like Pink Floyd described it.
435
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,886
Dad?
436
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,222
Are you still here?
437
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,686
Always.
438
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,033
Hey, buddy.
439
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,493
All right, little guy.
440
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,245
- Okay.
- Hey.
441
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,414
You okay, sweetie?
442
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,125
Yeah.
443
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,751
I wanna call
a family meeting.
444
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,964
Hey.
445
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,884
Everyone,
living room in two.
446
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,517
Okay, so, honey,
is this about the party?
447
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:57,019
Yes.
448
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,313
And no.
449
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:02,275
I wanted us to talk about Dad.
450
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:06,362
I thought everyone
could say one thing about him.
451
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,363
Anything.
452
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,414
I remember how Dad
tipped everybody.
453
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:17,999
Not just waiters
and delivery guys,
454
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,043
but, like, bus drivers
and doctors.
455
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,753
I remember one time,
he stuck a 20
456
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,297
into the dentist's pocket, said,
457
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,007
"Thanks for the extra floss,
boss."
458
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:33,014
Patrick was...
459
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,473
Oh, gosh. He... He was a...
460
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,893
an artist with a foot rub.
461
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:40,646
He was the Michelangelo
of massage.
462
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:45,526
Tiffany, is that really
what you wanted to say?
463
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:51,616
No, honey, it's not.
464
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,702
I guess
I've just been...
465
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,662
you know, running away
from all these feelings
466
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:59,749
'cause...I miss him so much.
467
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,338
And I remember...
468
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,049
Patrick's smile. Oh!
469
00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:12,887
His beautiful smile
470
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:15,514
made me feel...
471
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,017
loved.
472
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,481
I... I never would've
graduated high school
473
00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,733
without Patty.
474
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,736
He took a math quiz
for me once.
475
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,696
And a history test.
476
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,365
Science exam.
477
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,033
Took my SATs.
478
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,660
He broke up with three girls
for me.
479
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:39,121
Man, he was...
He was a great brother.
480
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:45,336
I remember how
Dad never let me quit.
481
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,838
Like with that diorama
of the Boston Tea Party.
482
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,590
That turned out so well.
483
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,425
It was terrible.
484
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:54,053
I left it on the radiator,
and Paul Revere melted.
485
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,141
But, like Dad always said,
486
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:02,770
you can't succeed
unless you're willing to fail.
487
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,814
I know what he means now.
488
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,194
Okay, Mom?
489
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:13,072
Oh, okay.
490
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,782
Well, I remember that he
491
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:17,368
made up a special dance
for each of us.
492
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,120
That's right.
Mine was the Rusty Robot.
493
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,579
Right?
494
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,876
That's it! That's the one.
495
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,503
That was the
Rusty Robot. I remember.
496
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,462
Oh! Turn it off.
497
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,299
And we had
the high-speed hustle.
498
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:32,550
Right, right.
499
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:33,968
That's the one,
right.
500
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:37,847
Yeah!
501
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,223
The high-speed hustle.
- Whoo.
502
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,267
Whenever he saw that
one of us was sad,
503
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,935
he would do that
silly octopus dance
504
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,936
until we laughed.
505
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,021
The octopus dance!
506
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,272
The octopus dance...
507
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,606
That's ridiculous,
right?
508
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,536
Gather round, everyone!
509
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,080
Simply light the wick
510
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:07,001
and behold Rapunzel's
sparkling hair.
511
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,714
The wick...
512
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,382
the wick...
513
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:17,845
So, the bread goes in here.
514
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,389
The butter is in here.
515
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,766
Hi, everyone.
516
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,517
I wanted to show you all
517
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,770
my dad's favorite invention.
518
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,319
The Dynamo Carousel.
519
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,197
He called this
a "smile-maker."
520
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:39,617
I couldn't figure out
how to make this thing go,
521
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:42,036
and then I realized that
Dad wanted us all
522
00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:44,246
to work together on this one.
523
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:47,500
Mom, Dash, Liam,
524
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,668
come up here, please.
525
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:53,589
You too, Uncle Terry.
526
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,841
Haven't been on
one of these in a week.
527
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,593
Hi-ho, Silver!
528
00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:03,265
Oh...
529
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,024
It's working!
530
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,818
Ho ho ho!
531
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,425
Is there a Terry here?
532
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:43,222
Minikiss?
That's why they were half-off.
533
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,723
Awesome!
They're just like KISS,
534
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,724
only mini-er.
535
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,976
And KISS-ier.
536
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,359
Mm.
537
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,111
Your dad would've loved this.
538
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,823
He does.
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