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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,864 --> 00:00:20,100 Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:26,164 I'm Philip Davidson. 3 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,245 Detective Jake Peralta asked me to drop by. 4 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,050 Mm, the dentist who murdered someone. 5 00:00:31,085 --> 00:00:33,220 Spoiler alert: they think you did it. 6 00:00:33,255 --> 00:00:36,563 Can you show him to Interrogation Room C, please? 7 00:00:36,599 --> 00:00:38,501 - Have fun in there. - Thank you. 8 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:44,409 What are you smiling about? 9 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:45,783 How uncomfortable this guy is. 10 00:00:45,819 --> 00:00:48,580 Jacked up the thermostat, got the table all sticky, 11 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:51,261 made one of the chair legs too short, and worst of all, 12 00:00:51,297 --> 00:00:52,579 I had Gina greet him. 13 00:00:52,615 --> 00:00:54,119 - What did you have her do? - Be herself. 14 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,855 - Poor son of a bitch. - Yeah. 15 00:00:55,891 --> 00:00:57,091 Why are you wearing a tuxedo? 16 00:00:57,127 --> 00:00:58,796 Kevin and I are attending the opera. 17 00:00:58,832 --> 00:00:59,865 Ooh, the opera. 18 00:00:59,901 --> 00:01:01,203 Is it the one Bugs Bunny sings? 19 00:01:02,275 --> 00:01:03,497 - Yes. - Okay. 20 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:05,706 - So, who's this? - This is Philip Davidson. 21 00:01:05,742 --> 00:01:07,076 - What do we have on him? - Clear motive, 22 00:01:07,112 --> 00:01:09,151 clear means, and a nonexistent alibi, 23 00:01:09,186 --> 00:01:10,853 but the DA won't bring a charge 24 00:01:10,888 --> 00:01:12,422 because he says it's all circumstantial. 25 00:01:12,457 --> 00:01:14,493 We want to bring this guy down, have to get him to confess 26 00:01:14,528 --> 00:01:16,598 right here, right now. 27 00:01:16,633 --> 00:01:19,134 Mm. An interrogation with a ticking clock 28 00:01:19,169 --> 00:01:20,585 and everything on the line? 29 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,635 I better call Kevin and tell him I won't be attending the opera. 30 00:01:23,671 --> 00:01:25,612 There's someone else I'd rather hear sing. 31 00:01:25,665 --> 00:01:27,216 - Oh, damn! - Hello, Kevin. 32 00:01:27,251 --> 00:01:28,952 I won't be joining you at the opera tonight... 33 00:01:28,987 --> 00:01:30,726 Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were on the phone already. 34 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:32,565 - Oh, damn! - It's under my name, H-O-L... 35 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:51,456 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:56,167 You're right. He did it. 37 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,037 But we have no murder weapon, no witnesses, 38 00:01:58,073 --> 00:02:00,910 and you really didn't find any usable forensic evidence? 39 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,576 The body was discovered rotting in the Pine Barrens. 40 00:02:02,612 --> 00:02:04,982 It'd been rained on for weeks and chewed up by coyotes. 41 00:02:05,018 --> 00:02:06,420 The only other DNA other than the vic's 42 00:02:06,456 --> 00:02:08,424 was some bear semen found in the hair. 43 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:09,983 - Right. Who found the body? - Hikers. 44 00:02:10,019 --> 00:02:12,122 You're really just gonna blow past the bear semen detail? 45 00:02:12,158 --> 00:02:14,027 I imagine a bear mistook the rotting corpse 46 00:02:14,063 --> 00:02:16,801 for a female of its species and had intercourse with it. 47 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,136 - Nothing I haven't seen before. - It isn't? 48 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,073 Let's get in here. Start working this guy. 49 00:02:20,109 --> 00:02:22,380 Oh. You're gonna come in with me. 50 00:02:22,416 --> 00:02:24,582 I just thought maybe you'd watch from out here, 51 00:02:24,618 --> 00:02:26,721 you know, pull me out when I'm getting too hot. 52 00:02:26,756 --> 00:02:28,156 Call me a loose cannon. 53 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,591 You know, classic Captain stuff. 54 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:31,027 Peralta, do you know 55 00:02:31,062 --> 00:02:32,732 what I miss most about being a detective? 56 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:34,667 A good interrogation. 57 00:02:34,702 --> 00:02:36,471 Breaking suspects down. 58 00:02:36,506 --> 00:02:39,076 Talking quietly and then talking real loud. 59 00:02:39,111 --> 00:02:42,117 Looking away and then looking right in their eyes. 60 00:02:44,787 --> 00:02:46,454 Leaning. 61 00:02:46,489 --> 00:02:48,493 - That was amazing. - So, can I join you? 62 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:51,231 Well, a lot of these techniques do work better 63 00:02:51,266 --> 00:02:53,233 with two people: you know, good cop/bad cop, 64 00:02:53,268 --> 00:02:54,636 crazy cop/sane cop, 65 00:02:54,671 --> 00:02:56,639 fast-talking streetwise cop and Hong Kong cop, 66 00:02:56,674 --> 00:02:59,078 AKA the "Rush Hour." You know what? Let's do this. 67 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,513 Let's break this son of a bitch! 68 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:05,221 - Hello, Philip. - Detective. 69 00:03:05,256 --> 00:03:06,657 This is Captain Raymond Holt. 70 00:03:06,692 --> 00:03:08,627 He's a bit of a legend in interrogation circles. 71 00:03:08,662 --> 00:03:10,565 Hey, Cap, who's the scariest person you've ever gotten 72 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,277 - a confession out of? - Connie Buttons. 73 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,504 Okay, thought it was gonna sound a little cooler, 74 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,642 but no matter. So, shall we recap the night 75 00:03:16,677 --> 00:03:18,755 that Robert Tupper was murdered Friday the 22nd? 76 00:03:18,791 --> 00:03:20,996 I believe you were the last person to see him alive, correct? 77 00:03:21,032 --> 00:03:23,962 No. I'd imagine whoever killed him saw him after I did. 78 00:03:23,998 --> 00:03:26,768 Ooh, nice dodge. You're quick, like a cat. 79 00:03:26,804 --> 00:03:29,108 - Like a dancer. - Like Great Tiger. 80 00:03:30,116 --> 00:03:31,417 From "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out." 81 00:03:31,453 --> 00:03:32,959 He could teleport around the ring. 82 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,128 Most people thought it was impossible to get past him. 83 00:03:34,164 --> 00:03:35,332 I beat him every time. 84 00:03:35,368 --> 00:03:36,669 You just punch him when he gets dizzy. 85 00:03:36,705 --> 00:03:38,713 Really?! I mean, duh. 86 00:03:38,749 --> 00:03:40,151 - Everyone knows that. - Tell us about Friday. 87 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,588 I had a late afternoon surgery. 88 00:03:41,624 --> 00:03:43,726 Simple gum graft. It wrapped around 6:00, 89 00:03:43,762 --> 00:03:44,995 and then Robert and I talked after. 90 00:03:45,031 --> 00:03:46,365 And who else was in the office? 91 00:03:46,401 --> 00:03:47,902 Our hygienist and anesthesiologist 92 00:03:47,938 --> 00:03:50,348 had gone home, and Grace, who usually locks up, 93 00:03:50,384 --> 00:03:52,657 had left early because her grandson had a school play. 94 00:03:52,693 --> 00:03:54,114 So it was just you and Robert. 95 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,582 - No witnesses? - That's lucky. 96 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:58,186 It wasn't lucky because there was nothing to witness. 97 00:03:58,678 --> 00:04:00,585 Robert just wanted to talk about firing 98 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,269 one of our office assistants, Cheryl. 99 00:04:02,305 --> 00:04:03,891 - And that's all you discussed? - Yeah. 100 00:04:03,927 --> 00:04:05,100 - Nothing else? - Nah. 101 00:04:05,136 --> 00:04:06,529 Zero other subjects were mentioned? 102 00:04:06,565 --> 00:04:08,134 - None. - Not even how gross gum grafts are? 103 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:09,226 They're really not that gross. 104 00:04:09,262 --> 00:04:11,165 Liar! About the gum graft thing, 105 00:04:11,201 --> 00:04:12,235 and about the meeting. 106 00:04:12,271 --> 00:04:13,838 We just talked about Cheryl. 107 00:04:14,176 --> 00:04:16,179 Right. And, of course, there's no way for me 108 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,582 to check if that's true, because 109 00:04:17,618 --> 00:04:19,791 because whoever took Robert's phone wiped all of his calendars. 110 00:04:20,957 --> 00:04:23,725 Except... it was all backed up on his home laptop. 111 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,285 Would you like to hear what he said the meeting was about? 112 00:04:26,991 --> 00:04:29,408 "7:00 p.m. Talked with Philip about..." 113 00:04:29,444 --> 00:04:30,714 Missing meds. 114 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:33,054 Ooh. Did I get that right? 115 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,175 Uh, yeah. 116 00:04:34,222 --> 00:04:36,998 But "missing meds" hardly sounds like "firing Cheryl," 117 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:38,113 so maybe you want to explain... 118 00:04:38,149 --> 00:04:39,383 He thought Cheryl was stealing Diazepam. 119 00:04:39,419 --> 00:04:40,953 That's why he wanted to fire her. 120 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,123 Any other questions? 121 00:04:42,159 --> 00:04:42,991 Uh... 122 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,242 Boy, you really thought you had him with that one, huh? 123 00:04:46,278 --> 00:04:48,247 - Well, I... - You got so excited for it. 124 00:04:48,283 --> 00:04:50,383 Let me guess, you, ah, practiced that notebook flip? 125 00:04:50,419 --> 00:04:52,153 - Well, yes, obviously. - I'd like to move on, 126 00:04:52,189 --> 00:04:55,025 unless you have any other big revelations in here. 127 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:57,165 Let's see. "From Gomez: Dear Morticia, 128 00:04:57,201 --> 00:04:58,635 I feel so happy when I'm wit' ya." 129 00:04:58,671 --> 00:05:01,073 I was just spit-balling wedding vows there. 130 00:05:01,109 --> 00:05:03,279 So you said you and Robert were partners, 131 00:05:03,315 --> 00:05:05,582 but it was Robert's name on the business, correct? 132 00:05:05,618 --> 00:05:08,256 Yeah. He started the practice and then I joined after. 133 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:10,542 Uh, Captain, something's come up in the case. 134 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,844 Can I talk to you outside for a sec? 135 00:05:12,241 --> 00:05:14,626 What the hell are you doing in there? You totally undermined me. 136 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:17,605 I know, and I apologize, but I'm executing a strategy. 137 00:05:17,641 --> 00:05:19,842 Oh, really, and what strategy might that be? 138 00:05:19,877 --> 00:05:21,178 Make Jake feel like an idiot, 139 00:05:21,213 --> 00:05:22,871 or make Jake feel self-conscious 140 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:25,234 about his Addams Family-themed wedding vows rap? 141 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:28,090 No, I want Philip to underestimate you and fear me. 142 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:30,061 I'll badger him with my superior intellect, 143 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,198 while simultaneously belittling you. 144 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,133 Once Philip dismisses you as a threat, 145 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,371 I'll leave you alone with him, and he'll let his guard down. 146 00:05:36,406 --> 00:05:38,409 If I didn't know any better, I would say you're describing 147 00:05:38,444 --> 00:05:39,865 smart cop/dumb cop. 148 00:05:39,901 --> 00:05:42,014 Look, I thought you had him on the calendar reveal. 149 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,351 But he was a step ahead. 150 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,287 You got flustered, and I realized 151 00:05:45,322 --> 00:05:47,491 in the moment we could use this to our advantage. 152 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:49,327 So what do you want me to do, ask stupid questions? 153 00:05:49,362 --> 00:05:51,364 Stupid questions, grammatical errors, 154 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:53,501 lose your train of thought, just ask him to confess... 155 00:05:53,536 --> 00:05:56,140 ooh, relate everything back to those movies you've seen. 156 00:05:56,175 --> 00:05:58,176 Kinda seems like a shot at me about "Die Hard," but okay. 157 00:05:58,211 --> 00:06:00,313 This is not a comment on you, Peralta. 158 00:06:00,348 --> 00:06:01,650 I just want to bring this guy down. 159 00:06:01,685 --> 00:06:03,741 Yeah, that's all I want too. 160 00:06:04,255 --> 00:06:08,161 And to possibly say, "You can't handle the tooth." 161 00:06:08,643 --> 00:06:10,010 You know, if it comes up naturally. 162 00:06:10,046 --> 00:06:11,033 - It won't. - It might. 163 00:06:11,069 --> 00:06:13,290 I actually think... it can't. 164 00:06:13,701 --> 00:06:14,968 So what do you say? 165 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:18,391 Me want to. 166 00:06:19,149 --> 00:06:20,281 - Dumb cop. - I got that. 167 00:06:20,317 --> 00:06:21,417 - Yeah. - Well done. 168 00:06:21,452 --> 00:06:23,421 - Mm-hmm. - So, the night of the murder, 169 00:06:23,456 --> 00:06:25,090 you met with Robert in the surgical suite. 170 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,426 Why there? Why not your office? 171 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:28,162 Uh, just preparing for the next day's surgeries. 172 00:06:28,197 --> 00:06:30,166 Don't you have an assistant who does that? 173 00:06:30,201 --> 00:06:33,138 I'm a meticulous person. I'm careful how I do things. 174 00:06:33,173 --> 00:06:34,602 So careful that you... 175 00:06:35,343 --> 00:06:37,412 I'm sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. 176 00:06:37,447 --> 00:06:38,683 Come back to me. 177 00:06:38,828 --> 00:06:40,484 Now, we did a sweep of the room 178 00:06:40,519 --> 00:06:41,720 where you and Robert fought. 179 00:06:41,755 --> 00:06:43,154 - Talked. - Right, talked. 180 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,542 - The entire room had been scrubbed. - It had been cleaned. 181 00:06:45,578 --> 00:06:47,738 It had undergone industrial sterilization 182 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,469 to remove all traces of blood and DNA. 183 00:06:50,504 --> 00:06:51,770 It's a surgical suite. 184 00:06:51,805 --> 00:06:53,174 People bleed in there every day. 185 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:54,609 We have to sanitize it by law. 186 00:06:54,644 --> 00:06:56,476 Ooh, I remembered what I was gonna ask. 187 00:06:57,444 --> 00:06:58,686 - Did you kill him? - No. 188 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,619 Ah! If you had said yes, I woulda had you! 189 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:03,291 So, after you and Robert fought... 190 00:07:03,326 --> 00:07:04,359 - Talked. - You left the office, 191 00:07:04,394 --> 00:07:05,490 but you didn't take your car? 192 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,994 I went to a bar, The Scotchman. 193 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:08,932 I didn't want to drive drunk, so I took a cab. 194 00:07:08,968 --> 00:07:09,912 And you didn't have your phone? 195 00:07:09,948 --> 00:07:11,382 I left it charging in my office 196 00:07:11,418 --> 00:07:13,509 and I didn't realize till I was already out of the building. 197 00:07:13,545 --> 00:07:15,813 Oh, man, if I go ten minutes without looking at my phone, 198 00:07:15,848 --> 00:07:17,816 my pumpkin crop dies on my little farm. 199 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:19,387 This is not the time 200 00:07:19,422 --> 00:07:21,556 for stories about your digital squash, Peralta. 201 00:07:21,591 --> 00:07:23,260 - Fine. - Talking about your phone. 202 00:07:23,295 --> 00:07:25,130 Why does it matter that I forgot it? 203 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,837 Ohhh, if I had it on me, 204 00:07:28,872 --> 00:07:30,878 you could've seen it pinging off the cell tower. 205 00:07:30,978 --> 00:07:32,477 Doesn't matter. Didn't have it on me. 206 00:07:32,512 --> 00:07:34,647 So you took a cab to this bar. 207 00:07:34,682 --> 00:07:36,650 Well, we talked to the employees of the Scotchman. 208 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:39,106 - Nobody saw you there. - Nobody remembers seeing me. 209 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:41,175 But let me ask you this... did you kill him? 210 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,680 Nah. You know, it's not surprising 211 00:07:42,716 --> 00:07:44,118 nobody remembers seeing me. 212 00:07:44,154 --> 00:07:46,088 The bar was extremely crowded that night, 213 00:07:46,124 --> 00:07:47,524 and I spent my whole time in the corner 214 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,204 talking to this woman, Dana. 215 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,204 Oh, so you said. 216 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,909 But when we ran all the credit card receipts, 217 00:07:52,345 --> 00:07:54,613 nobody named Dana bought any drinks that night. 218 00:07:54,649 --> 00:07:57,854 Trust me, Dana wasn't buying her own drinks. 219 00:07:57,889 --> 00:07:59,724 - No? - No. 220 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:00,992 Okay. 221 00:08:01,028 --> 00:08:02,621 - Hold on. - Hm? 222 00:08:02,736 --> 00:08:04,599 I need to deal with this. Let's take a five. 223 00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:07,570 Or... I could keep this interview going solo. 224 00:08:07,605 --> 00:08:09,808 Of course. I'm sure that'll be, um... 225 00:08:09,843 --> 00:08:11,030 pretty helpful. 226 00:08:11,881 --> 00:08:14,769 All right. Where should we start-a-rooski? 227 00:08:14,805 --> 00:08:16,401 Don't you think maybe we should just wait 228 00:08:16,437 --> 00:08:17,671 till your boss comes back? 229 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:18,973 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 230 00:08:19,258 --> 00:08:21,161 Because you're scared. 231 00:08:21,197 --> 00:08:22,498 You know I'm playing hardball, 232 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:24,368 except for that the balls are questions. 233 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:25,537 And here they come. 234 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,239 What kind of car did Robert drive? 235 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,508 Also, Dana from the bar, what color was her hair, 236 00:08:28,543 --> 00:08:30,861 and which night does the cleaning crew sterilize your office, 237 00:08:30,897 --> 00:08:32,326 and have you ever been up to where the body was found, 238 00:08:32,362 --> 00:08:33,638 and when you left your phone at the office, 239 00:08:33,674 --> 00:08:35,209 was it plugged into your computer or an outlet, 240 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,195 and did you kill him, and what did your cab driver look like? 241 00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:39,774 This seems like a huge waste of time. 242 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,477 But, here you go. 243 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:43,502 Robert drove a Saab, Dana's hair was blonde, 244 00:08:43,537 --> 00:08:45,305 they sterilize on Wednesdays and Saturdays, 245 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,974 I haven't been to Vernon in 20 years, 246 00:08:47,009 --> 00:08:48,723 the phone was plugged into the wall, 247 00:08:48,759 --> 00:08:50,026 no, I didn't kill him, 248 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,608 and the cab driver had a beard and an earring... 249 00:08:51,644 --> 00:08:53,380 I sorry I didn't get his license number. 250 00:08:54,241 --> 00:08:55,292 Wow. 251 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:57,826 - Very impressive. - Yeah. 252 00:08:57,861 --> 00:08:59,830 You didn't fall for my "did you kill him" gambit. 253 00:08:59,865 --> 00:09:00,631 No. 254 00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:02,395 Although it is interesting that you knew 255 00:09:02,431 --> 00:09:03,887 the body was found in Vernon, New York, 256 00:09:03,923 --> 00:09:06,132 when that information hasn't been released to the public. 257 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:13,106 Well, hello, Dolly. 258 00:09:14,348 --> 00:09:15,568 _ 259 00:09:15,604 --> 00:09:17,980 I can't believe you thought I was the dumb cop. 260 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,517 I mean, I've watched "Planet Earth." 261 00:09:19,552 --> 00:09:21,225 With the British narrator. 262 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,223 I can tell you anything you want to know about 263 00:09:23,515 --> 00:09:25,427 "three-toed slow-ths" 264 00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:27,129 and I got you to say you knew where the body was found, 265 00:09:27,164 --> 00:09:28,733 which kinda seems like something 266 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:29,868 only the murderer would've known. 267 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,472 Actually... Robert's wife told me. 268 00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:35,677 I've been talking with her a lot, comforting her. 269 00:09:35,712 --> 00:09:36,946 We asked her not to share that info, 270 00:09:36,981 --> 00:09:38,649 and she promised us she didn't. 271 00:09:38,684 --> 00:09:40,619 Well, she's been distraught. She might not remember. 272 00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:43,024 Uh-huh. Flimsy. So what did you mean when you said 273 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:45,061 that you hadn't been to Vernon in 20 years? 274 00:09:45,096 --> 00:09:47,666 My uncle has a cabin there. I would visit him as a kid. 275 00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:49,635 Wow. So your uncle owns a cabin 276 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,472 in the town that the body was found. 277 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:52,774 That is quite a coincidence. 278 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,329 I haven't been there for 20 years. 279 00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:55,800 You can call my uncle if you want. 280 00:09:55,836 --> 00:09:57,850 Oh, we are. So you might as well just confess now, 281 00:09:57,885 --> 00:10:00,114 or we can take our sweet time like... 282 00:10:00,315 --> 00:10:02,684 the mer-jestic slow-th. 283 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,974 Either way, we've got you. 284 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:07,234 - We don't have him. - But I just told him we did have him. 285 00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:09,003 Philip's uncle said he hasn't been to the cabin in months 286 00:10:09,038 --> 00:10:10,513 and he hasn't spoken to Philip in over a year. 287 00:10:10,549 --> 00:10:11,840 Well, what about the neighbors? 288 00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:13,211 There's only one other house off that road 289 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,714 and we haven't been able to contact the owner. 290 00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:16,860 Yeah, but Philip doesn't know that. He's rattled right now. 291 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,934 We tell him the neighbor saw him that night, he'll crack for sure. 292 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:21,625 - So you want us to lie? - No, I want me to lie 293 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:22,661 and for you to stand behind me 294 00:10:22,696 --> 00:10:23,897 and say, like, three 295 00:10:23,932 --> 00:10:25,698 oh damn 's when I really get cooking. 296 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:27,034 All right, fine, two oh-damns. 297 00:10:27,069 --> 00:10:29,172 - One oh-damn? - There will be no oh-damns. 298 00:10:29,207 --> 00:10:31,142 But it will be so satisfying in your deep, powerful voice. 299 00:10:31,177 --> 00:10:32,845 - We're not lying. - It's legal. 300 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,248 The Supreme Court said that we're allowed to lie 301 00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:35,361 in an interrogation. 302 00:10:35,397 --> 00:10:37,018 I told a perp that I knew Steph Curry a couple days ago. 303 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,344 It had nothing to do with the case, 304 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,950 - but I could say it. - It's a tactical mistake. 305 00:10:40,025 --> 00:10:41,293 You're guessing what happened that night. 306 00:10:41,328 --> 00:10:42,930 But what if Philip never went to the cabin? 307 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:45,100 He did. I can feel it here. 308 00:10:45,135 --> 00:10:46,802 - Your stomach? - No, my gut. 309 00:10:46,837 --> 00:10:48,272 Your gut, or intestines, is lower. 310 00:10:48,307 --> 00:10:49,908 You should point down here, closer to your pubis. 311 00:10:49,943 --> 00:10:51,744 - I'm good. - Suppose you're wrong. 312 00:10:51,779 --> 00:10:53,281 Now Philip knows we have nothing. 313 00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:55,284 There goes our credibility and our leverage. 314 00:10:55,319 --> 00:10:57,661 No, we need a different strategy, 315 00:10:57,697 --> 00:10:59,733 All right, fine. How about this... 316 00:10:59,995 --> 00:11:01,797 I convince him I'm unstable. 317 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:03,099 I run in there screaming, 318 00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:04,902 I throw a chair through the two-sided mirror, 319 00:11:04,937 --> 00:11:06,705 glass goes everywhere. He's like, 320 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:08,774 "If Mad Dog Peralta will do that, 321 00:11:08,809 --> 00:11:10,345 who knows what else he's capable of?" 322 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,115 No offense, but you don't get angry well. 323 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,217 What? That's not true. Remember how angry I got 324 00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,787 about how fast Daenerys got from Dragonstone 325 00:11:15,822 --> 00:11:16,788 to north of the Wall? 326 00:11:16,823 --> 00:11:17,791 That was intense. 327 00:11:17,826 --> 00:11:19,827 You have a boyish face and a big goofy grin. 328 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,978 It's like being yelled at by a children's cereal mascot. 329 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,013 Hey, some of those are scary. Count Chocula much? 330 00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:27,209 All right, fine, I see your point. What do you suggest? 331 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:28,817 Let's get all up in his personal space. 332 00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:30,600 - Make him feel uncomfortable. - Okay, fine. 333 00:11:31,695 --> 00:11:32,951 Let's get intimate. 334 00:11:32,986 --> 00:11:34,253 _ 335 00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:37,359 So, Philip, you're hanging out at the bar 336 00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:39,062 with "Dana." 337 00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:40,196 How late did you stay? 338 00:11:40,231 --> 00:11:41,737 I got in the cab around 3:30. 339 00:11:41,773 --> 00:11:43,107 Kinda hard to find a cab in that neighborhood. 340 00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:44,491 Why not a ride-sharing service? 341 00:11:44,527 --> 00:11:45,760 Didn't have my phone, remember? 342 00:11:45,796 --> 00:11:47,142 - Did you talk to the driver? - No. 343 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:48,245 What route did you take? 344 00:11:48,281 --> 00:11:49,848 I don't know, I was watching Taxi TV. 345 00:11:49,884 --> 00:11:51,383 - What was on? - Fallon highlights. 346 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,254 - What was he doing? - Slow-jamming the news. 347 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:55,090 - Who was the guest? - Amy Adams. 348 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:57,229 - Who's that? - Famous actress. 349 00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:00,032 - Why would you... - Wow. 350 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,969 You got some old silver fillings in there. 351 00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:04,261 You probably want to drill those out, replace 'em with porcelain. 352 00:12:04,297 --> 00:12:07,455 - Okay, but why... - And that is some serious plaque buildup. 353 00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:08,848 - Let's get back to... - No, no, no. 354 00:12:08,884 --> 00:12:10,254 Open wider. Let me see. 355 00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:13,444 Good God, when is the last time you had a cleaning? 356 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,481 Damn it! 357 00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:17,119 Not only did we not break him, but now I have to go to the dentist?! 358 00:12:17,497 --> 00:12:19,166 We need a new strategy. 359 00:12:19,201 --> 00:12:21,036 And all this dental talk 360 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:22,471 has given me an idea. 361 00:12:23,099 --> 00:12:24,000 - Okay. - _ 362 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,836 We have a few more questions for you, doctor. 363 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,661 Doctor. Huh. 364 00:12:28,284 --> 00:12:30,451 It's funny when people call dentists "doctor." 365 00:12:30,486 --> 00:12:31,513 We are doctors. 366 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:32,916 We do four years of medical school. 367 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,086 Yeah, but it's called "dental school." 368 00:12:34,122 --> 00:12:35,555 But we learn about the entire body. 369 00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:37,494 But if you had cancer, you wouldn't call a dentist. 370 00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:39,098 You know it's actually harder to get into dental school 371 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,100 than medical school. 372 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:41,972 Well, because there are fewer dental schools. 373 00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:45,010 Because most people want to become actual doctors. 374 00:12:45,045 --> 00:12:47,480 That's ridiculous. It's not like we're college professors 375 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,683 calling ourselves "doctors." 376 00:12:48,719 --> 00:12:50,388 - Not the same thing, my friend. - Well, sure it is. 377 00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:52,124 When someone has a heart attack on a plane, 378 00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:54,260 do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody here have an Art History PhD?" 379 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,898 A PhD is a doctorate. 380 00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:59,135 It's literally describing a doctor. 381 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,504 - Maybe let's refocus. - No! 382 00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,008 The problem here is that medical practitioners 383 00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:04,178 have co-opted the word "doctor." 384 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:05,380 - Okay, Captain... - I know we live in a world 385 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,451 where anything can mean anything, 386 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,865 and nobody even cares about etymolo... 387 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:13,528 Apparently that's a trigger for me. 388 00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:15,146 Yeah, apparently. 389 00:13:15,721 --> 00:13:17,925 So... now can we lie? 390 00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:20,138 No, no. But you know what often works? 391 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,108 Making him confront his victim. 392 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:23,875 _ 393 00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,679 Look your dead friend in the eyes 394 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,380 and say his name. 395 00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:28,591 Robert. 396 00:13:29,081 --> 00:13:31,417 Okay, maybe say his full name. 397 00:13:31,453 --> 00:13:33,420 - Robert Tupper. - His middle name's Henry. 398 00:13:33,456 --> 00:13:34,607 Robert Henry Tupper. 399 00:13:34,643 --> 00:13:36,146 His wife called him Rob. Work that in. 400 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,715 - Rob Tupper. - Work it into the full name. 401 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:38,918 Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper. 402 00:13:38,954 --> 00:13:40,374 Now say it with a frown on your face. 403 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:41,594 Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper. 404 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,664 Now try not to blink, so tears come to your eyes. 405 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,834 Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper. 406 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,104 Man, this guy is a good murderer! 407 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:47,957 There's got to be some way to break him. 408 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,099 Wait a minute. I just had an idea. 409 00:13:50,135 --> 00:13:51,235 Two, three, four. 410 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,927 Yeah, I really got to stop trying that. It never works. 411 00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,166 _ 412 00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:03,909 Tell us more about your relationship with Robert. 413 00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,438 We've been over this a thousand times. 414 00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:06,582 We got along well. 415 00:14:06,618 --> 00:14:08,453 So you never fought, at all. About anything. 416 00:14:08,489 --> 00:14:10,821 I mean, we worked together. We disagreed sometimes. 417 00:14:10,857 --> 00:14:12,367 But we had a good partnership. 418 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:14,354 He never, for instance, skipped a party 419 00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:17,259 so he could micromanage me as I tried to do my job. 420 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,561 That's what's happening here, right? 421 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,297 That's why you're wearing the tuxedo? 422 00:14:20,332 --> 00:14:21,901 I skipped the opera, not a party; it's no big deal. 423 00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:23,369 Yeah, it's the Bugs Bunny one. 424 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,906 And I'm not here to micromanage anyone. 425 00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:26,910 I'm here because I enjoy interrogating scum. 426 00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:28,344 - Scum like you. - That was implied. 427 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:29,506 I just thought we had a good rhythm going. 428 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,510 - We do. - I know. 429 00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:31,550 - Okay. - Okay. 430 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,122 You don't think the fact that he skipped the opera 431 00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:35,138 has anything to do with him not believing in you? 432 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,828 He believes in me. 433 00:14:36,863 --> 00:14:39,364 Okay. Why did he make you dumb cop? 434 00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:40,835 He didn't make me dumb cop, 435 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:42,237 not that it's any of your business. 436 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,340 We agreed on it as a strategy. 437 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,978 Right, but why wasn't he dumb cop? 438 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:48,546 Please. You never would have bought that. 439 00:14:48,581 --> 00:14:50,250 - What? - It's just that, um, 440 00:14:50,285 --> 00:14:53,288 between the two of us, you are more believable as a... 441 00:14:53,323 --> 00:14:54,624 - Dumb cop? - Yes, dumb. 442 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:57,195 Uh, the-the dumber of two smart options. 443 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,361 Wow. Rough. 444 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,367 All right, that's enough. You're not interrogating us. 445 00:15:00,403 --> 00:15:02,037 - We're interrogating you. - Exactly. 446 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:03,306 Tell us about that Diazepam. 447 00:15:03,341 --> 00:15:04,575 If Cheryl didn't take it, then who did? 448 00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:06,311 Because we're pretty sure it was you. 449 00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:08,383 Honestly, it could have been any one of our employees. 450 00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:10,353 They all have access to the storage room. 451 00:15:10,388 --> 00:15:12,456 You know, it's silly, but, uh... 452 00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:14,593 I trust the people who work for me. 453 00:15:14,628 --> 00:15:16,229 I'm telling you, Captain Holt is only in here 454 00:15:16,264 --> 00:15:17,364 because I want him here. 455 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,134 Really? So you're in charge? 456 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:22,206 And all those strategies you've been coming after me with, 457 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:23,341 those were all your ideas? 458 00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,312 Right. The guitar thing was mine. 459 00:15:25,347 --> 00:15:27,115 And you signed off on that? 460 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,317 - Well... - Seriously? 461 00:15:28,352 --> 00:15:30,421 - Ooh, this is sad. - Shut up. 462 00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:32,224 - I just feel bad for you. - I said shut up. 463 00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:34,628 Your boss thinks you're an idiot; that can't feel good. 464 00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:36,298 All right, listen, you son of a bitch, 465 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,466 you think you're smarter than us? 466 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,670 You think you've gotten away with it? 467 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,439 You haven't. We're gonna find something. 468 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,341 One skin cell, one eyelash, 469 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,211 one tiny inconsistency in your story, 470 00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:46,349 and you're gonna spend the rest of your life in prison. 471 00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:48,320 Everyone who loves you will leave, 472 00:15:48,355 --> 00:15:49,488 and you will die alone! 473 00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:51,524 And at that time, it will be your head 474 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,079 that a bear has sex with! 475 00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,739 I'm pretty sure you're going for angry, 476 00:15:59,774 --> 00:16:01,442 but in my mind, it just seems like 477 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:04,114 when a Muppet gets upset and starts going like... 478 00:16:04,149 --> 00:16:05,649 Oh, you want angry? 479 00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:07,354 I'll show you angry! 480 00:16:10,394 --> 00:16:11,594 Do you feel like I lost the upper hand? 481 00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:13,129 Because I still think it's about 50/50. 482 00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:14,565 I told you getting angry wouldn't work. 483 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,269 Well, your brilliant ideas haven't gotten us anywhere either. 484 00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:18,572 I'm telling you, the only thing that's gonna work 485 00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:20,008 is lying about the cabin. 486 00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:21,610 That would be a huge mistake. 487 00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,547 - It'll work. - No, it will backfire 488 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,118 and jeopardize the entire case. 489 00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:26,753 Oh, so Philip is right, you don't trust me at all. 490 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:29,291 Stop it! You know you're one of my best detectives. 491 00:16:29,326 --> 00:16:30,560 So let me do this my way. 492 00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:33,007 I did. I let you do it your way, 493 00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:34,377 and it was a disaster. 494 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,802 I had to jump in with the dumb cop gambit 495 00:16:35,837 --> 00:16:37,339 to rescue the interrogation. 496 00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:38,236 I'm sorry. 497 00:16:38,272 --> 00:16:39,340 I know you're frustrated, Peralta. 498 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:41,051 But the fact is, we don't have enough. 499 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,314 We may not get a confession. 500 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,349 It happens. 501 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,859 You're right. 502 00:16:47,134 --> 00:16:48,346 I'm sorry. 503 00:16:49,189 --> 00:16:51,242 This guy has just really gotten under my skin. 504 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,146 - Mine too. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom 505 00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,413 and try and clear my head. 506 00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:55,954 - I think that's a good idea. - Good. 507 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,448 Oh, no, Peralta, what are you doing? 508 00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:03,118 Guess what, you dick? 509 00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:05,089 I just got off the phone with Vernon PD. 510 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,624 Oh, no, no, no. 511 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,693 Your uncle's neighbors saw you go into the cabin 512 00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:08,881 the night of the murder. 513 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,566 They ID'd your photo. I've got you dead to rights. 514 00:17:11,602 --> 00:17:13,168 Interesting. 515 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:15,639 But, uh, my uncle only has one neighbor, 516 00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:17,643 and I'm pretty sure he didn't identify me. 517 00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:19,680 Oh, really? Because you were so careful? 518 00:17:19,715 --> 00:17:21,900 Because he's been dead three years. 519 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:24,817 Well. 520 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,294 I'm friends with Steph Curry. 521 00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:29,399 So... 522 00:17:31,192 --> 00:17:32,457 _ 523 00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:34,473 So, this is how it looks to me. 524 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:36,426 You were lying in an attempt to frame my client. 525 00:17:36,462 --> 00:17:38,236 No, no, no, no. Look Even if we were lying 526 00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:39,706 - about having a witness... - Which you are. 527 00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:41,706 - The neighbor's dead. - No, it could've been a squatter 528 00:17:41,742 --> 00:17:44,505 or a hunter or a squatting hunter, not all hunters have homes... 529 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,555 Peralta's point is, legally, he can say whatever the hell he wants 530 00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,086 - in an interrogation. - True. 531 00:17:48,122 --> 00:17:50,447 But that doesn't play so well with juries. 532 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,719 You screwed up, and my client's leaving. 533 00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,988 No! He can't leave until I dismiss him. 534 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:56,659 You've had him for ten hours 535 00:17:56,695 --> 00:17:58,369 and 45 minutes. 536 00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:00,207 15 more and we file a harassment claim. 537 00:18:00,243 --> 00:18:02,513 Great! Then I'll just keep him for 14 minutes. 538 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,763 Seriously? Just to be childish? 539 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:05,933 Yuh doy! 540 00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:07,804 I told you not to lie! 541 00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:09,182 What were you thinking?! 542 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,586 I thought it would work. 543 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,356 And I wanted to be the one that got him. 544 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,594 Is this about your ego? 545 00:18:13,978 --> 00:18:15,976 Are you that desperate for everyone to know how great you are? 546 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,307 It's not about everyone. 547 00:18:17,343 --> 00:18:18,653 Okay? It's just... 548 00:18:19,621 --> 00:18:21,032 I wanted you to know. 549 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,983 Oh, my God. 550 00:18:29,864 --> 00:18:30,973 I got it! 551 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,080 He's not answering any questions. 552 00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:35,482 That's okay. I have no questions. 553 00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:37,483 That's right. I'm about to monologue, son. 554 00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:39,434 You better make it quick. You only got eight minutes. 555 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,022 All right, then let me paint you a picture... 556 00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:42,694 of Philip, a successful periodontist 557 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,165 that's become addicted to Diazepam, 558 00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:45,916 a sedative I take because I'm junkie scum. 559 00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:47,588 Also, for real, addiction is a disease. 560 00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:49,281 I would be super empathetic if you hadn't murdered a man. 561 00:18:49,317 --> 00:18:50,788 - What is the point of this? - I'll get there. 562 00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:53,321 So, one day I'm working late when my boss Robert surprises me. 563 00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:54,695 He found out I was stealing meds... 564 00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:56,478 again, junkie scum... also again, not your fault. 565 00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:58,054 There's a major genetic component to addiction. 566 00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,591 He says he's gonna file a police report. 567 00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:00,927 I could lose my license. 568 00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:02,696 We fight, and something in me just snaps, 569 00:19:02,732 --> 00:19:05,136 so I grab the first thing I can find, and I hit him with it. 570 00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:06,505 You still have no murder weapon. 571 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:08,850 I do now. Here's a pic I found on Yelp 572 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,385 of the surgical suite six months ago, 573 00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:12,423 and here is a shot that our crime scene photographer 574 00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:14,260 took of the same room two weeks after the murder. 575 00:19:14,296 --> 00:19:15,830 - Notice any differences? - We're not answering that. 576 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:17,463 That's all right, I can just tell you myself. 577 00:19:17,499 --> 00:19:19,647 The Yelp shot has six of these heavy-looking glass awards 578 00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:21,686 from the Brooklyn Periodontics Society 579 00:19:21,722 --> 00:19:24,359 in the background, whereas this shot only has five. 580 00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:25,594 What happened to number six? 581 00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:27,442 - Murdered Robert with it! - I didn't. 582 00:19:27,478 --> 00:19:29,414 You lost all control and you bludgeoned him to death. 583 00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:31,886 There must have been blood everywhere, but you got lucky. 584 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,082 You were in the surgical suite; it can be sterilized. 585 00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:36,178 You never would have gotten away with it in your carpeted office. 586 00:19:36,214 --> 00:19:37,943 - That's not what happened. - Don't say anything more, Philip. 587 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,331 And your office manager would have heard all of the screaming 588 00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,023 but she was at her grandson's play. 589 00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:43,330 - Lucky again. - You're wrong. 590 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:44,865 You put Robert's body into a wheelchair 591 00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:46,118 and shoved it in the elevator. 592 00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:47,687 It's a miracle there wasn't blood everywhere. 593 00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:49,786 - That's not true. - Now you're in the garage with a corpse. 594 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,935 You panicked and left your phone in your office, 595 00:19:51,971 --> 00:19:53,050 and you don't have your car keys, 596 00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:55,676 but Robert's are in his pocket so you put him in his car 597 00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:56,908 - and you take off. - No. 598 00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:58,164 - You can't believe what you've done. - No. 599 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,269 - Philip. - You're flustered. 600 00:19:59,305 --> 00:20:00,869 You have no GPS, so you just start driving. 601 00:20:00,905 --> 00:20:01,999 - No! - Philip! 602 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,135 Next thing you know, you're in the Pine Barrens, 603 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,503 and it hits you: your uncle's cabin. 604 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,539 He has a place there. 605 00:20:05,574 --> 00:20:06,723 You're the luckiest son of a bitch... 606 00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:07,664 - It wasn't luck! - Yes, it was. 607 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,034 - You got lucky at every turn! - No. 608 00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:10,792 I knew exactly where I was driving, 609 00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:12,796 I left my phone in the office on purpose, 610 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,334 I was in the surgical suite by design, 611 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,836 and I didn't use some glass award 612 00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,842 that any idiot would clearly see was missing. 613 00:20:17,878 --> 00:20:20,012 I made a rod out of a special dental polymer, 614 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:21,984 killed him with it, then melted it back down. 615 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,612 It's already in a patient's mouth... son! 616 00:20:29,784 --> 00:20:30,831 Oh, damn. 617 00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:32,270 Oh, damn. 618 00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:34,241 Oh, damn! 619 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,512 And that is three oh-damns. 620 00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,040 Oh, damn! 621 00:20:40,442 --> 00:20:43,172 Ohhh. Fresh air. 622 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,588 Wow, I don't say that a lot. 623 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:48,360 There's one thing I still don't understand. 624 00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:51,423 Did you know you had the wrong murder weapon? 625 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,424 Ah, excellent question, sir. 626 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,527 Yes. I spotted the missing dental award 627 00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:56,663 when I first took the case. 628 00:20:56,699 --> 00:20:57,701 I asked around weeks ago. 629 00:20:57,737 --> 00:20:59,769 Turns out a cleaning lady knocked it over and shattered it. 630 00:20:59,805 --> 00:21:01,066 Then why did you run in there like that? 631 00:21:01,102 --> 00:21:02,402 Because in talking to you, 632 00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:04,595 I realized what Philip's worst fear actually was: 633 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,884 that we would think he was just some dummy that got lucky. 634 00:21:07,028 --> 00:21:08,027 Right. 635 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:09,971 He had planned the perfect crime. 636 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,344 And it killed him when you said he was sloppy and impulsive. 637 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,013 He needed us to know how smart he was. 638 00:21:14,049 --> 00:21:16,586 Right. Like someone else I know. 639 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,897 Yup. 640 00:21:18,179 --> 00:21:19,447 Kevin. 641 00:21:25,412 --> 00:21:26,557 I'm proud of you, Peralta. 642 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,547 Thank you, sir. 643 00:21:29,502 --> 00:21:31,353 Now let's go get some sleep. 644 00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:32,690 Hey, guys. 645 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,127 My goodness. We're almost late for work. 646 00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:38,031 Oh. Well, in that case, 647 00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:39,462 good morning, sir. 648 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,566 Good morning, Peralta. 649 00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,662 God, I love this job. 650 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,467 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 49840

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