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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,195 - Hey. - Fuck you guys. 2 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,773 I'm really gonna miss that asshole. 3 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,975 Yeah, me too. 4 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,549 Grande means large. 5 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,353 - Are you Latin? - No. 6 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,955 Then it's a large latte. 7 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,225 I'd like to speak to the manager. 8 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:09,728 The manager is not here, would you like to speak to the owner? 9 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,096 Yes, I would. 10 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,900 Now you're just being as asshole 11 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:18,770 you know what, I think you're gonna need to take your caffeine needs elsewhere. 12 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,039 Dick head. 13 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,642 The owner of this place is a prick. 14 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,277 Don't I know it. 15 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,649 Thank you, Emily. So... 16 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:34,486 I really don't want to. -Look, it's an extra 1200 a month plus utilities. 17 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,989 Besides we're never gonna find a place this sweet for how much we're paying. 18 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,858 I know, but do you really want some freak moving in? 19 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,860 We don't really have a choice. 20 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,262 And all are friends are broke, 21 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,130 if we don't get a roomie, Jen's gonna want to move in. 22 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:49,434 Which will be fine, except for the fact that she gonna put a death grip on your dick. 23 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:52,104 Sorry, it's gonna be like two on one, before you know she'd eventually get 24 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:54,206 peanut allergy, and then I'm gonna have to move out. 25 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,841 Why would you have to move out? 26 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,810 Quit being Bob, you gotta find a roommate. 27 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,446 - Gonna place an ad. - Okay, you're right. 28 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:06,351 You're right, just one request please, no dickheads. 29 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:10,622 Welcome to trickle tree. 30 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,334 We're not within 400 feet of that school, are we? 31 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,939 So you guys do the whole dress alike thing? 32 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:29,141 - Always have. - Always have. 33 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:31,877 You know it's just for one room right? 34 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,779 - We know. - We know. 35 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,848 So you guys do like, bunk beds or something? 36 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,550 - Or something. - Or something. 37 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,195 Is it cool if I grow, in the soil back there? 38 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,287 It's pretty fresh. 39 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:45,023 Wait, is that legal now, to do that? 40 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:48,260 Aaaaa... 41 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,339 I'm a puppeteer. 42 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,075 Ah cool, for like, kids birthdays? 43 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:07,412 No, more performance based, my aesthetic isn't for kids. 44 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,948 So like state fairs? 45 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,550 I'm an erotic puppeteer. 46 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:23,929 - Very cool place. - Thank you. 47 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,432 So Chloe, tell us about yourself. 48 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:36,441 I'm 28 years old, kind of... In between jobs right now. 49 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:41,446 I've been living in Santa Monica, but I can't really live there anymore. 50 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,383 Basically I've just had this really bad breakup 51 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,351 and I'm trying to get as far away from there as possible. 52 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,187 Wow that's probably the worst pitch you've heard all day. 53 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:53,392 No, actually we've heard a lot of bad pitches today. 54 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,627 Yeah. 55 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,463 Chloe, tell us why you think you'd be a good roommate? 56 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:04,636 I think I'm a fun person. 57 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:09,441 I'm easy going. -That's perfect, we're... Easy going ourselves. 58 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:17,115 Well, I... I do have a question. 59 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,084 Do you like to party? 60 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,222 Party? 61 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,958 That's a weird question, Bobby. 62 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,995 No. I like to party, I like to have a good time. 63 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,431 I just want to make sure you're cool with that. 64 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:39,104 Do you mean like party-party or... party-party? 65 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,643 Uh... party-party. 66 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,611 Like... 67 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:50,749 Have some drinks, dance around with some friends, have fun kind of party? 68 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:57,789 Or, do coke and fuck kind of party? 69 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:11,036 I didn't know there was a definition for party. 70 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,538 Usually when he asks me to throw a party, it leans toward the second one, 71 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,174 - I meant the first one. - He meant the first one. 72 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,876 I'm fine with the first one. 73 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,746 Real quick, Bob, can I just see you in the other room? 74 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:24,116 Are there other definitions of party I'm not aware of? 75 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:25,517 - Real quick. - Yeah. 76 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:26,918 Sorry. 77 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,226 I think this is going very well. 78 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,561 You need to calm down, man, you are all over the place. 79 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,531 I'm cool as a cucumber, you need to calm down. 80 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,467 I think she's great, she's very hot. 81 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,070 I agree she's a very pretty girl. 82 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,773 I know, and she like to party-party. 83 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:53,912 Hey, I'm here about the room for rent. 84 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,480 No vacancies, fuck off. 85 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,818 Wow, sorry about that. 86 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,188 So, when can you move in? 87 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:12,664 Just don't say anything, okay. Freddie gets all weird about women. 88 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:16,735 I'm not gonna say a word, quiet as a mouse. -Thank you. 89 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,239 So how hot are we talking about, dude? 90 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,642 - Pretty hot. - Here's the thing, 91 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,243 she's gonna be our new roommate in a couple of days, 92 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,545 she's not some circus freak to be ogled. 93 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,113 I would like to subtly ogle her. 94 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:31,349 Yeah, you're about subtle as a date rapist, Fred. I fold. 95 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,987 On you, bud. -I mean, this is what worries me, 96 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,456 you don't know anything about her. 97 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,692 I mean girls are crazy, especially the ones I date. 98 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,260 Like okay, a while ago 99 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,729 I saw this girl at the Metro station right... 100 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:48,333 And she's eye fucking me hard. Now, this happens a lot. 101 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,968 So it's not like I'm not used to it. 102 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,169 Right, yeah, of course. 103 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,072 But this one made an impression, alright. 104 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:58,009 So much that couple days go by and I can't stop thinking about her. 105 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:02,481 So I go on missed connections on Craig's list and... 106 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:07,052 Mother fucker, if it's not a post that night from this chick. 107 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,119 - No shit. - No. 108 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,754 - Get the fuck out of here. - No. 109 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:13,859 Seriously, she described everything. What I was wearing, where we were. 110 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,327 The whole kit and caboodle. 111 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:18,063 Now, I'm feeling frisky so... 112 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,564 I e-mailed her, 113 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,267 right. -And she responds and then we meet up. 114 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,169 This sounds like a penthouse forum letter. 115 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,439 Yeah, well hold your horses, Kimosabi. 116 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:30,342 We had drinks, that went well. 117 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,878 And then she invited me to her place. 118 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,180 Here's where the story gets kinda weird. 119 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,315 Yeah, cause it wasn't weird before so... 120 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,217 she was the dominatrix. 121 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,685 - Get the fuck out of here. - What? 122 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,053 - Yeah. - Seriously? 123 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,323 Yes man, she gets all leathered up. 124 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,859 You know she asked me, if I'm down to party. 125 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,996 See, Bobby? -So I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah. 126 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:55,233 - Cool, right? She gives me a safe word. - Oh, what was the safe word? 127 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,002 Porcupine, lady boy... 128 00:08:57,004 --> 00:09:00,472 Fuck I didn't use it, I don't remember, but what I do remember is... 129 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:04,142 She ties me up and then she started blowing me. 130 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,977 - Oh yeah. Nice. - Fuck. 131 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,279 - Yes. - This sounds great. 132 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:09,281 Yeah, then she kicks me in the nuts. 133 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,082 - Oow... - What the fuck? 134 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,450 - Why? - Yeah man. 135 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,786 And here's the weird shit, it was awesome. 136 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,455 I mean that's when all this other crazy stuff started happening. 137 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:23,228 I'm talking about whips and wax and she shoved a peeled banana 138 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,932 up my ass and it didn't even break, I mean come on, man. -Eww. 139 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:30,035 This girl was genius. I fell in love, I moved her in. 140 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:34,472 I introduced her to my parents she got my dad hooked on spanishfly 141 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:37,275 and he had a mild heart attack and I got herpes. 142 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:47,085 Starting to see why you never told us this story before. 143 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,687 But the point is... 144 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,424 You fuck crazy. 145 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,093 You don't let crazy move in. 146 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,768 I can't believe you picked a girl roommate. 147 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:10,742 What's the problem? She's a nice lady. 148 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:12,978 A nice lady? 149 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,980 Yeah... 150 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:18,116 Girls are cleaner than guys and they make better roommates. 151 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:19,884 Is she fat? 152 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,189 No. Does she have a hair lip or something? 153 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,192 No. So you went with a hot chick. 154 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:30,795 She's pleasant looking, non offensive. 155 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,030 You're full of shit. 156 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,403 What's the problem? I'm not gonna bang her or anything. 157 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,973 Please don't say bang, it makes me feel like I'm dating a skateboarder. 158 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:48,179 I'm not gonna plow her, how about that? -Plow? 159 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,716 Yes, it's so much better than bang, if you're 11. 160 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,586 - Is ray? - Is ray what? 161 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,621 Gonna plow/bang her? 162 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,791 I should hope not, that is very bad roommate etiquette. 163 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,528 Right, of course it is. 164 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,580 - Hi, ray. - Hi. 165 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:26,051 Look, this is little awkward, but... 166 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:31,723 My boyfriend came home unexpectedly and I was hoping I could move in early. 167 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,859 Yeah, no, that's totally fine. 168 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:39,764 - When you thinking? - Today, right now actually. 169 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:40,832 Oh... 170 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,737 You know, I can pay the extra days pro rated. 171 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,407 Don't be ridiculous, it's totally fine. 172 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,209 - Really? - Yes, of course. 173 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,644 Thank you. 174 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,850 Would you mind helping me carry in my stuff? 175 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,353 - Absolutely. - Thanks. 176 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,489 I wouldn't absolutely not... 177 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,957 What's with this suit of armor? 178 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,160 Ah that is so funny you should ask, 179 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,597 I'm actually a descendant 180 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,966 from a nordic tribe of knights and 181 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,569 for the past 12 generations that armor has been... 182 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,537 he got it at a garage sale. 183 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:23,108 I did, it's true. But I got a really great deal on it. 184 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:29,647 Oh, before I forget, couple of house rules... 185 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,950 No avocados, not allowed. 186 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,252 You've an allergy? 187 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:38,289 No no, they just really freak me out. 188 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,091 Any other rules? 189 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:45,296 - I'm good. - Um... what about house guests? 190 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:49,000 - You can have friends over, it's fine. - Like... 191 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,138 Sleepover guests? 192 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:59,043 Not that I'm in the market for a while, but I just want to know what to expect. 193 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,079 Two single guys. 194 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,681 He's not single. 195 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:08,353 - You're not? - No, Bobby's got a girlfriend. 196 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,955 Named Jennifer, she's adorable. 197 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,194 That's so cool, I had no idea. 198 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:21,099 I can't wait to meet her. -Aah, I'm sure you're going to, so very soon. 199 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,334 And you, ray? 200 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,805 Yeah, I'm single. 201 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,341 I mean, I have house guests, I mean sleepover... 202 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,244 Sleepover friends from time to time. 203 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:37,348 Let's just keep it to a respectful moderation. Okay? 204 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,986 This is fun. Any other rules? 205 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,023 You know, I think we're good in the rules. 206 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:50,228 Now, Chloe, I couldn't help but notice that you have no furniture. 207 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:55,133 I know... I need to go buy a bed and stuff tomorrow. 208 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,603 Well, obviously you're gonna need somewhere to sleep. 209 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,841 Yeah I was thinking I could crash in the couch, if that's cool with you guys. 210 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:08,947 Yeah. -No, this couch is so hard, it will throw your back out. 211 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,984 Why don't you just crash in my room and I will bunk up with ray. 212 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,485 - Really? - Really? 213 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,554 Of course, it's for one night. 214 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:21,192 Yeah I mean, no. That's... just... guys, sleeping in the bed. Two men. 215 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,962 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 216 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,263 This guy huh... 217 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:29,267 I think it's gonna be really fun, living with you guys. 218 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,904 Why don't I get another bottle... 219 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,940 You know what, I've something that we can really celebrate with. 220 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:36,841 - Really? - Yeah. 221 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,409 - What's that? - Absinthe. 222 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,332 - What you thinking about? - What? 223 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,904 What you thinking about? 224 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,440 Are you seriously trying to have pillow talk with me right now? 225 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,442 She's in the shower. 226 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,013 - I know, I can hear. - All lathered up. 227 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,049 Can you please not get worked up, when you're sleeping right next me. 228 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,552 Don't tell me you're not into her. 229 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,923 She's a very pretty, nice lady. 230 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,992 She's fucking hot. You totally want to bang her. 231 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,396 The point isn't whether or not I would bang her, 232 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,233 the point is I'm not gonna try to bang her. Okay? 233 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,340 - Is a hand job considered cheating? - Yes, absolutely. 234 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,855 She's done. 235 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,325 Thank god. -I'm gonna get a glass of water. 236 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,560 - Do not do that. - Too late. 237 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,674 Oh... hi. 238 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,411 I'm sorry, I was gonna get a glass of water. 239 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,148 Oh that's okay. You were gonna see it eventually 240 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,487 ha! Yup. There it was. 241 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,156 - Good night, Bobby. - Good night. 242 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,237 See, water. 243 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,040 You're an embarrassment. 244 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,185 - She was naked. - What? 245 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:06,524 - Naked. - Jesus. 246 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,428 - It was good. - Did she freak out? 247 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,130 No, she was totally cool. 248 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,533 It was like, she was in to it. 249 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,201 Maybe she's an exhibitionist. 250 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,340 This whole roommate thing was a great idea, good job. 251 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,076 I gonna totally have to bone her down. 252 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,279 - That's against house rules. - We didn't make that rule. 253 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:33,885 Avocados, yes. Respectful moderation, yes. Having sex with her, all good. 254 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,087 I'm sure Jen would agree. 255 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,860 Dick. 256 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,167 You snore. 257 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:55,039 - Barely. - Like a chainsaw. 258 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,308 Bobby? 259 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,812 Hey... 260 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,648 - Hey, babe. - Hey, Jen. 261 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,951 - Hi, what you doing here? - Is she here? 262 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,788 Oh, no, she's probably still sleeping in Bobby's bed. 263 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,523 I'm sorry, you fucking kidding me? 264 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,792 No, no, she doesn't have a bed. 265 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,829 - Who doesn't have a fucking bed? - I slept in Ray's room, relax. 266 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,430 - It's totally fine. - Sounds fine. 267 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,134 - Morning. - -Hi... 268 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,405 Hi, you must be Bobby's girlfriend. 269 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,406 - Jennifer. - Jennifer. 270 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:32,043 Yep, this is my girlfriend Jen, this is Chloe. 271 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:35,246 - Nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you, too. 272 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,116 Your boyfriend is really a gallant gentleman. 273 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,853 He let me sleep in his bed last night, so I wouldn't have to sleep on the couch. 274 00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:45,656 Bobby did that? He was gallant? 275 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,358 - Surprising huh? - Mmm. 276 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:53,531 Anyway I don't want to take advantage of you so... 277 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:58,736 I'm gonna buy a bed and a dresser and maybe the market. No avocados. 278 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,271 House rules. 279 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,573 - Nice meeting you. - You too, bye. 280 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,976 Have a good time. 281 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,848 - What? - I've got my eye on you. 282 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,850 Keep your eye on him, I'm the gallant one. 283 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,420 - Gallant one. - Bye, I love you. 284 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,228 Does she smell your intentions the way a dog smells fear? 285 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,464 Mm-hmm. 286 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,617 Can't tell if you're working hard, or hardly working. 287 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,488 Apparently people like what I have to say. I'm somewhat of a... 288 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,523 Celebrity in parts of south east Asia. 289 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,227 It's not really a job, is it? 290 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,196 Knock wood. 291 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,932 Okay, well, you seem involved. 292 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,366 No, what's up? 293 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,036 Nothing, you're busy. 294 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,439 I'm not... that busy. 295 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,908 Well, I was thinking about getting a coffee. 296 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,444 - Bobby's place? - Or not. 297 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,215 You like to live dangerously. 298 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,552 I've never had a best friend like you guys. 299 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:27,925 No. Not even like, when you were a kid, elementary school, anything like that? 300 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,262 - Military brat. Moved around a lot. - Ah. 301 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:34,899 - Should we uh... - Yes, thank you. 302 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,836 So how about your parents, where are they? 303 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:43,374 Um... Louisiana, not really sure. 304 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,576 Mmm. -I haven't talked to them in years. 305 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,311 - Sorry. - It's okay. 306 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,414 So, what next? What happened next? 307 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,686 - What, you want my life story now? - I bored you with mine, so... 308 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:01,158 Well, bounced around a lot. 309 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,930 Didn't really meld with the military lifestyle. 310 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:11,869 So when I was old enough, I just backpacked around the world. 311 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:16,107 That's kind of the upside of living that kind of lifestyle, 312 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,476 you just know someone everywhere. 313 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:25,082 Met a guy in Bali, an American. 314 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,654 Fell in love, moved to la... 315 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:34,358 Two good years, two bad years... Now I'm here. 316 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,527 That's my story. 317 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,797 - You got your wish? - I've not. 318 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,633 Make it count. -I get a lot anxiety when I do these things. 319 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,834 So hold on. 320 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,073 - Hi. - Hey, Bobby. 321 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,109 - Hi, Bobby. - You guys look so cozy. 322 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,611 Yeah, alright. 323 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,681 - What the hell is that? - What? 324 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,185 - What? - The coffee cups. 325 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,587 The treasonous coffee cups. 326 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:06,190 We were on the other side of the town, Bobby. 327 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,759 I'm actually, I'm a little disgusted right now. 328 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,494 It really wasn't very good. 329 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,530 Mmm. 330 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,573 I know what's going on here. 331 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,576 - What do you think is going on here? - Shenanigans, that's what. 332 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,545 There are no shenanigans going on here, Bobby. 333 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,781 I know shenanigans, when I see shenanigans. 334 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:35,186 You know what, it doesn't matter okay. Because I run a small struggling business, 335 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:38,889 and you are feeding dollars into a corporate behemoth. -Here it is, uh-huh. 336 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,325 I hope you can sleep tonight through your guilty conscience. 337 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,900 Cool, dude. Yeah, so it's about the coffee isn't it? 338 00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:45,162 That's why you're pissed. 339 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,897 - Fuck you, ray. - Yeah, blow me. 340 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,767 This coffee's delicious by the way. 341 00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,937 Why do you care? 342 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:56,475 Just put a sign that says, "no fucking on this couch". 343 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,275 And then you're good to go. 344 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,144 That's not even the problem. 345 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:03,981 Oh. Is the problem that you're a little jealous? 346 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:09,053 No. I'm just saying, if they like each other, I'm glad. 347 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,422 This is just great, I come over here for a little support, 348 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,691 and some physical caring and I get this. 349 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,328 Well you know what, it's your loss. I'm not staying here tonight. 350 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:20,831 - Babe, where you going? - I'm going out. 351 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,434 And then back to the pleasure dome and then hopefully 352 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,303 I can sleep, through all the fucking and sucking. 353 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:35,146 It's not that I'm an insecure person or a jealous person, 354 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,014 I just don't like being excluded. 355 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:40,885 Or deceived, I mean if they're out there getting random coffee, 356 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,820 what the fuck else are they doing? 357 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:47,425 - Fucking. - Yeah. 358 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:53,063 Yeah, they probably are. But I shouldn't care right? 359 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,632 Probably not, no. 360 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:59,403 Well, I don't. I don't care. 361 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,510 It just really pisses me off. 362 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,850 You're not very good at this whole "shoulder to cry on" thing, are you? 363 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:17,288 I tell you what, I'll make you another drink... -Ah talk to me. 364 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,756 If you shut the fuck up. 365 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:22,927 Deal. 366 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,202 Mother fuckers. 367 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,545 Jesus! Fuck! 368 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,714 Hi, sorry. 369 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,317 Don't sneak up on me. 370 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,820 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 371 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,357 I'm fine. -You seemed really upset earlier. 372 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:59,263 Yeah, I'm just really sensitive about the coffee thing. 373 00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,967 I don't think it was about the coffee. 374 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:04,835 Oh yeah? 375 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,439 I see the way that you look at me. 376 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,848 Yeah, if you're talking about the other night in the hallway... 377 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,683 my point is that... 378 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,586 I like ray. 379 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,423 And I like you. 380 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:34,698 What do you mean like? -I mean, I want us to be friends and roommates. 381 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:36,834 Nothing more. 382 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:42,072 Yeah, of course, me too. 383 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:48,679 Good night. 384 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:03,694 So, how's three's company working out? -Mmm... 385 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:07,998 It's weird, she's a little weird but she's hot, so I can deal. 386 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,468 I'm very offended you're keeping her from us, I'm dying to meet this chick. 387 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,437 That's not intentional, I'm just trying to figure out 388 00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,272 the boundaries of our relationship. 389 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:18,809 Like for instance, she fully kissed me last night. 390 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,545 What? Wait, did I miss some hanky panky? 391 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:25,115 - Yep, Bobby kissed Chloe last night. - No no, she kissed me. Come on. 392 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,418 - Where? - In the kitchen. 393 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,687 No I mean like, on the mouth? 394 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:33,223 - No on my taint, yes on the mouth. - What you boys talking about? 395 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:37,428 Well allegedly, Bobby and Chloe had a little smooch sesh last night. 396 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,131 What happened, Bobby? 397 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:45,869 I got home, we were talking. I apologized for being a douche, she was super cool 398 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:50,808 and just said that she wanted all of us to be friends... And then she kissed me. 399 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,311 - And then what? - And then nothing. 400 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:58,182 Whoa, dude make something up I wanna jerk off right here. 401 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,251 - You kissed her. - She kissed me. 402 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:04,755 Why would you do that? -You're not listening to me. She kissed me. 403 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,590 You're hooking up with her anyway 404 00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:11,929 actually no we're not hooking up. Thank you, Bobby. -Oh. 405 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:13,464 Dude, why you making this awkward for me? 406 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,933 Hmm, it would appear, to the neutral party, 407 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:18,769 that Chloe is playing both sides of the sausage here. 408 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,071 - Absolutely. - You paint a very vivid picture. 409 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,873 - Vivid. - Thank you. 410 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:26,076 You're being an asshole, why are you so blase about this whole thing? 411 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,746 Because what's the big deal? I didn't bang her 412 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:34,418 or plow her or whatever. It was a fairly innocuous slightly lingering kiss. 413 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,953 Bonering it. 414 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,789 And I was telling Smith here because he usually has perspective. 415 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,658 - That's true. - You know what, 416 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,526 you are fucking with me and it's not funny. 417 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:46,530 Okay I'm being serious now. Look maybe she's just a really kissy person. 418 00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:50,034 Maybe it was totally innocent on her part. 419 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:53,437 Didn't really feel that way, I'm not trying to bum you out. 420 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,808 You know what? I'm leaving. 421 00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:01,178 - Aww... - Really? 422 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,714 - Great, you fucked up. - Yeah, thank you seriously. 423 00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:06,750 You fucked up ray, -You're breaking your friend's tiny heart. 424 00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,485 It's not how you get into heaven, bro. 425 00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,256 Think there's a very good reason for all this 426 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,725 I'm not gonna react till I hear her side. 427 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:18,295 Okay, okay, maybe we should just drop the whole thing I... 428 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,398 I don't wanna be a bad friend here but this is kind of a red flag. 429 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,001 We have to proceed with caution you know, I mean... 430 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,336 While I do like having her around on many levels, 431 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,906 I don't want her to come between... -The fuck is that? 432 00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,476 Oh great, just fucking great. 433 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,150 Hey! 434 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:46,156 Respectful moderation. 435 00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:50,861 Girls, this is Bobby and this is ray. 436 00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:53,564 I just got back from the gym. 437 00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:26,430 - Oh. - Oh, I'm sorry... 438 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,699 that's okay. -I didn't know if anybody was in here. 439 00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:30,000 Do you want some of that? 440 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:34,638 No. No... oh you don't. Who are you? Oh, my god. 441 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,642 I'm so sorry, I need to take my shirt off 'cause it's so hot in here. 442 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:41,044 - Can I take a sip of this? - Yeah. 443 00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:49,887 Who are you anyways? What is your name? 444 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:55,425 - I'm Bobby. - -Bobby? 445 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,928 - That is so funny. - Why is that so funny? 446 00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,931 - Get out, I need to use the bathroom. - Okay. 447 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,766 Get out. 448 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,176 Hi. 449 00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:14,678 Hey. 450 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,947 Can you get me a drink? 451 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:23,053 Yeah, sure. Yeah. 452 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:43,273 - To us. - To us. 453 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,075 This is so far beyond cool. 454 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,977 Oh, my god, I'm so hammered right now. 455 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:23,213 - You are so fucking hammered right now. - So are you. 456 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,582 - I'm fine. - No you're fucking hammered 457 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:28,018 I'm fucking... I'm great. 458 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,254 - Hi. - Hi. 459 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,222 Hello. 460 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,259 We like your friends. 461 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,895 I'm gonna get in the hot tub in the bath tub with some of them. 462 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:39,763 No, you're not. 463 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:42,766 Yes, I am. 464 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,336 You're gonna chicken out. 465 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:52,042 She just called you a chicken. -I'm not a chicken. You're a chicken. 466 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:57,714 I'm just saying, you wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that. 467 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,484 Don't insult me. 468 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,720 I'm like a sexual Swiss army knife. 469 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:13,430 You, me, him. 470 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,334 You would not know what to do. 471 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:21,905 I'm not saying we should. I'm just saying you would chicken out. 472 00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:25,309 I'll fucking do it right now. You with me, ray? 473 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,813 - Wait, what? - I'm down. 474 00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:53,537 We're fucking doing this. 475 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:57,140 Don't you touch me, don't you fucking look at me. 476 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,508 Do you understand? 477 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,011 Okay. We got this. 478 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:18,161 Hmm... so... 479 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,000 So. 480 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:29,006 Uh, full disclosure. 481 00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:34,077 I've never done this before. 482 00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,981 I have seen wild things, so I have a general idea. 483 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,089 Holy shit. 484 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,429 Should we get into bed? 485 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,801 I think that's a great idea. 486 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,951 Waiting on you, ray. 487 00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:18,455 There you go, alright. 488 00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:36,473 Guys, guys. This isn't a laughing matter. 489 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,608 Okay. 490 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:43,947 - If we're doing this, it's hardcore. - Okay, sorry. 491 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:45,315 That's okay. 492 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,661 Time out, time out. I'm sorry. 493 00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:00,597 I don't wanna be vulgar here. 494 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:08,205 But are we doing you together or like, are we taking turns... 495 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,474 Lets just... 496 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,811 - See what happens. - I can do that. 497 00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:17,013 Don't get anything on my hair. 498 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:20,517 No. No. 499 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:51,348 Don't take this personally but that was a terrible, terrible mistake. 500 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:54,918 Yeah. 501 00:35:56,387 --> 00:36:00,490 It's just... think we all need to be adults about this. 502 00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:13,436 I know. 503 00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:16,039 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 504 00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:19,676 - Us? - You specifically. 505 00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:22,112 - Me? - Yeah. 506 00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:25,815 Look we all fucked up here, okay? 507 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:30,554 Let's just leave it at that. -I was coerced into cheating on my girlfriend 508 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:31,988 and you called me a chicken. 509 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,658 Leave that, at that. 510 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,161 You weren't coerced into anything. 511 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:40,864 You were the one leading the parade. 512 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,099 You were too shit faced to remember. 513 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,307 - You spiked my drink. - Fuck you. 514 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,175 She didn't spike our drink, Bobby. 515 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,377 Maybe not yours, but mine. 516 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:59,616 Don't be a baby, own up. You wanted to fuck me, we got drunk and we fucked. 517 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,051 Don't blame me. 518 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,489 It's your fault and your fault. 519 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:09,192 It's both of yours. 520 00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:11,294 Really? 521 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:13,597 - Yeah. - Really dude? 522 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:21,204 - Fuck you. - Oh yeah? Well fuck you. 523 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:34,718 You know what, it's fine. I'm sure it's great. -It's mud. 524 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,152 I don't serve mud. 525 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,862 - Oh, Christ. - Oh, Christ is right. 526 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:51,735 Okay, babe, my phone died and I had a really rough night last night 527 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,670 and I'm sorry. 528 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,172 Okay well, I was actually coming here to say sorry 529 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,174 'cause I wasn't that nice to you yesterday. 530 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:01,544 You know what, fuck that. I'm not sorry. 531 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:04,147 You don't have to be sorry about anything. 532 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:07,851 Yeah that's what I also said, I'm not sorry. 533 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:10,186 Perfect, then we agree. 534 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,956 Mmm yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? 535 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:17,160 Listen, like I said my phone died okay and 536 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:20,597 I've actually had a rough couple of days, honestly 537 00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:25,201 what... you know what I don't need is you to pile on right now. 538 00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:29,172 I can pile on whenever I want, because I'm the girlfriend and that's that how it works. 539 00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:30,874 And you are acting weird. 540 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:36,579 Listen, I'm sorry I missed your texts or your phone calls or whatever I... 541 00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,581 That's just the best I can offer right now. 542 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:42,285 You, ray and Chloe have a really weird dynamic going on right now. 543 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:48,591 No we don't. -Yeah you do. And I'm being left out of your threesome. 544 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,362 We didn't have a threesome. 545 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,262 Yeah, of course you didn't have a threesome, 546 00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:55,865 like I think you and ray fucked Chloe 547 00:38:55,867 --> 00:39:00,036 over a couch, like two of you fucked her. 548 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,605 Figuratively, babe, of course that didn't happen. 549 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,808 But here's the thing, in order to fix the whole thing, 550 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,210 the four of us are going out to dinner, Friday night. 551 00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,246 It's gonna be great. If you're living with her I mean, I have to be friends with her. 552 00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:13,216 Babe, you don't need to be friends with her. 553 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,386 I don't even like her that much. 554 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,521 In fact I fucking hate her. 555 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,492 I mean I wanna like her, I just... so dinner, Friday it's gonna be perfect. 556 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:25,595 With you... Anything is perfect. 557 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:30,233 Okay. Oh, babe, stop acting like a fucking asshole okay? 558 00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:32,435 Okay love you. 559 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:48,752 You okay? 560 00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:55,992 I usually don't regret things but this one's pushing it. 561 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,294 Oh yeah. 562 00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:03,533 The only thing I regret 563 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:07,170 is that it wasn't just you and me. 564 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,175 That probably would've made things a lot easier. 565 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,914 Well, ray, think about it. 566 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:23,853 We live together, I just got out of a serious relationship. 567 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,323 We just had drunken orgy sex with your best friends 568 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,426 and your other roommate. 569 00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:33,263 So we're off to a great start. 570 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,837 No, not the best start. 571 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,675 I can't have a boyfriend right now. 572 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:55,618 I know what you're expecting and... I can't do that right now. 573 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,353 You have no idea... 574 00:40:58,689 --> 00:40:59,856 What I'm expecting. 575 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:03,693 Unlike Bobby, 576 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,964 I can deal with the situation as an adult. 577 00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:17,941 I can't see that this ends well. 578 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:20,710 Let's just... 579 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:26,649 Keep whatever this is between us and... 580 00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,019 See what happens. 581 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:38,294 So then my mom says, 582 00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:40,230 "do you think Bobby can tell that I don't like him" 583 00:41:40,232 --> 00:41:45,602 and I'm like, "stop saying that, mom, you like Bobby." She goes, "no I don't". 584 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:48,872 - How can you not like Bobby. - -I don't know. 585 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,107 This is fun. 586 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,843 I don't usually like Italian food, but this is really good. 587 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,279 Oh that's because, usually Italian food's really heavy. 588 00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:58,214 - Oh is it? - Yeah. 589 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,487 - Oh... - Are you guys dating? 590 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,725 Mmm... no. 591 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:12,428 You guys are up to something and I can tell. 592 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,199 Whatever it is, you guys, it's really cute. 593 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:20,803 And if this were a double date, I think we should do it again really soon. 594 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:24,641 We're not on a double date but we should do this again real soon. 595 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:27,377 You're full of shit, yes it was. 596 00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:30,113 Babe, they are not dating. Okay? 597 00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:33,016 I mean it's kind of like a double date, right? -Yeah. 598 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,858 - I gotta go. - But... 599 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,593 Yes. -We were having a really good time... 600 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:46,362 no. I know but I'm just a little bit tired 601 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:49,332 and to be honest, just a touch nauseous. 602 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:54,904 The gnocchi is a bit extreme for my delicate constitution. You know about that right? 603 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:58,074 Mmm... the cure for fun. 604 00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:00,743 That's me... 605 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:04,380 Well, thank you so much, and there you go. 606 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:09,085 Wow. -Bye, guys. Sorry for whatever that was. 607 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,086 Good night, Jen. 608 00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,993 Wanna tell me what's going on? 609 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,695 What you talking about? 610 00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:21,864 Don't play stupid with me. With you and Chloe, what's going on? 611 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:26,502 She likes me. I like her. 612 00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:30,506 So you guys are in a relationship now? 613 00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:36,646 Guess you could say we're dating. Sure. 614 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:39,482 That's great. That's just fucking great. 615 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:43,953 Got a problem with that, man? 616 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,660 Of course I do, I want her out of the house. 617 00:43:48,686 --> 00:43:50,118 And now you're fucking her. 618 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,163 I know why you want her out of the house, man. 619 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,167 Because she knows things, okay? 620 00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:01,771 And now she's got one over on me and I don't trust her. 621 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:05,141 And you what? The more I think about it, this whole threesome thing 622 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:08,277 was just the way for her to get leverage over you and me and it's fucking working. 623 00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:11,681 You are spending way too much time analyzing this. -Am I? 624 00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:17,086 How is it a big deal man, you can have a girlfriend and I can't? 625 00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:21,824 Oh, wow. So, so, she's your girlfriend now? 626 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,762 Maybe down the road, I don't know. 627 00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:30,867 You sound pathetic. 628 00:44:34,638 --> 00:44:38,741 And guess what, I fucked your girlfriend. Deal with that. 629 00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,611 You get like this, every time I date a girl that's hotter than Jen. 630 00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:43,546 What the fuck? 631 00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:45,448 - Foul. - Gimme the ball. 632 00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:46,949 - Foul. - Gimme the ball. 633 00:44:46,951 --> 00:44:49,052 - Uh... - Bobby! 634 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,888 - Fuck. - Hey, hey! 635 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,589 Hey hey! 636 00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:55,825 - Gimme the ball. - Goddammit, Bobby. 637 00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:05,501 I want her to stay, and I want you to stay. Stop being so petty. 638 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:10,006 I'm not being petty. I don't like her for very good reason. 639 00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:12,775 So we're together now, so you gonna have to deal. -Great. 640 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,245 Did you hear that? 641 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:22,752 What the fuck is going on here? 642 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,888 I feel so fucking stupid. 643 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,292 Oh you should. 644 00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,925 Are you trying to do this whole compassionate friend thing? 645 00:45:31,951 --> 00:45:33,221 Cause you really suck at it. 646 00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:36,432 I thought I was doing okay. 647 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:40,269 - Oh, here comes the she devil. - Hi. 648 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:44,040 If I'd known you guys were gonna come home so soon I would have... 649 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,975 is that supposed to make me feel better? 650 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,344 If I thought you'd secretly fuck other dudes... 651 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:53,349 I didn't secretly fuck anyone. I didn't know that I had to be explicit with you, 652 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:57,687 that I wanted to see other guys, I mean I thought I was pretty strongly implying that 653 00:45:57,689 --> 00:45:59,555 yeah, well this isn't gonna work. 654 00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,724 You and me, it's not gonna work. 655 00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:09,899 I understand. 656 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,202 Think you should move out. 657 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:21,644 Really? Yeah, so does Bobby. 658 00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,180 Is that true? 659 00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:33,823 I'm not your girlfriend, right? 660 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,929 I like you, I liked us. 661 00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:44,300 Not just in the last couple of weeks, but since I moved in. 662 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,170 And I was really honest with you about what I wanted. 663 00:46:50,674 --> 00:46:52,875 But clearly you wanted something different. 664 00:46:52,877 --> 00:46:56,212 And this reaction just shows you weren't honest with me. 665 00:46:56,214 --> 00:47:00,216 Okay, so somehow you fucking other dudes is my fault. 666 00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,520 Okay house vote. 667 00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,722 All in favor of Chloe leaving. 668 00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:10,259 It's democracy. 669 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:13,896 It's not the ideal system of government but it's the best we've got. 670 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,666 I'm not leaving. 671 00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:19,035 Deal with it. 672 00:47:21,738 --> 00:47:25,374 I can make your life very uncomfortable. 673 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:29,846 Is that a threat? 674 00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:33,049 That's a promise. 675 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:37,386 I'm not going anywhere. 676 00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:48,965 Don't worry, I will give her the Bobby treatment. 677 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:50,658 She'll be out in a week. 678 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,011 Good morning. 679 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:17,326 Guys, I've a bit of an announcement to make. 680 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,161 I'm turning over a new leaf. 681 00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:22,365 Bob has decided to go au naturel. 682 00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,568 I think you should tell your friends, invite them over. 683 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,237 Oh, am I making you uncomfortable? 684 00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:31,841 You're making me very uncomfortable. 685 00:48:39,016 --> 00:48:44,153 Ooh, eggs. Ooh, so delicious. 686 00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,268 Thank you. 687 00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:02,171 What are we watching? 688 00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:07,310 Oh, I am just catching up on a little porn. It's pretty extreme. 689 00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:11,080 - So it seems. - Yeah. 690 00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:14,617 You might wanna run along 'cause I'm probably... 691 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:18,220 I'm probably gonna rub one out. 692 00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:19,322 Oh, I don't care. 693 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:25,728 Huh? 694 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:28,497 Go ahead, pull it out. 695 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:32,802 You're gonna watch me masturbate? 696 00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:34,670 - Mmm? - No. 697 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:36,005 Yeah, I don't care. 698 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,543 I'm not really in the mood anymore. Excuse me. 699 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,152 Could you grab me the milk? 700 00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:14,810 Here you go. 701 00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,046 I meant the almond milk. 702 00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:23,552 Right. 703 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,061 Oh... 704 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:35,331 Hi. Get the fuck out, I'm taking a shower. 705 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,734 I had to take a shit and Ray's using the other bathroom. 706 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,770 What the fuck is wrong with you? 707 00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:44,540 I ate some really bad Sushi, this is gonna be bad. 708 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:49,011 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god. 709 00:50:57,187 --> 00:51:01,424 I really wanna eat her pizza, but you know I can't... 710 00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:06,095 - 'Cause the... - Yeah. 711 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,033 Can you move it? 712 00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:18,541 No, don't even fuck around with that, put it down. 713 00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,376 - Mmm... - Put it down. 714 00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:26,315 - Oh mushroom and olives. - Looks delish. 715 00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:28,851 - Should we do this? - Let's do it. 716 00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:32,955 That's disgusting. 717 00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,623 Fucking awful. 718 00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:39,061 - We're eating the whole fucking thing. - Fuck it. 719 00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:45,468 It's awful. 720 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,143 Did you guys eat my pizza? 721 00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:56,512 Yep, all of it. 722 00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:01,117 All of it. Both of you? 723 00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,419 Yeah it tasted like it was made out of shit. 724 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:09,458 Cool, have a nice trip. 725 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,026 Bye. 726 00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:18,033 What did she mean by that? 727 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:33,182 - Your eyes are all fucked up. - Your eyes are all fucked up. 728 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,320 What? 729 00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,192 We're shrooming. 730 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,530 - Never shroomed before. - Me neither. 731 00:53:05,116 --> 00:53:08,951 - Do we need a guide? - No, we'll guide each other. 732 00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:58,160 Bitch. 733 00:55:04,734 --> 00:55:06,769 What exactly are we looking for? 734 00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:09,138 Her dildo. 735 00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:16,913 What makes you so sure she actually has any... 736 00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:19,815 Oh... here it is. 737 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:21,850 Perfect. 738 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:25,988 Whoa, what you doing? 739 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,389 Habanero dildo. 740 00:55:28,124 --> 00:55:30,259 - Vibrator. - Dildo. 741 00:55:30,261 --> 00:55:34,563 - That's a... That's a vibrator. - Help me out. 742 00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:39,735 Yeah, this is wrong. 743 00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:42,237 Don't be a pussy. 744 00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:47,843 Yeah, that's definitely wrong. 745 00:56:08,432 --> 00:56:10,799 Yeah, so you're saying you would... -I'd punch you. 746 00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:13,268 - Punch me square in the jaw? - Yeah. 747 00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:15,404 Why do I feel... 748 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,409 well, hi, welcome home. 749 00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:25,013 - What did you do? - Nothing. 750 00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:29,318 I'm just sitting here with my buddy ray, about to watch a little TV. 751 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:33,088 Right, ray? -Yeah no, we're about to watch the big game. 752 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:37,826 You wanna join us? -You're creeping me out. I'm going to my room. 753 00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:39,661 Suit yourself. 754 00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,434 You're a horrible person. 755 00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:47,136 - We are awesome at this game. - Thanks. 756 00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:48,470 - There you go. - I got it. 757 00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:49,972 I was just throwing with my hand. 758 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:53,075 When my dad comes out of water, but he's a narwhal... 759 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,376 I don't know, what a narwhal is. 760 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:56,879 It's like a... imagine like a whale and a unicorn. 761 00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:00,416 Nope. 762 00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:03,118 - So you have, imagine like baseball. - Yeah. 763 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,586 - So you have the field. - Yeah. 764 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,121 - And then there's the whole plate right? - Yeah, yeah. 765 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,689 That's the bean. 766 00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:09,525 - Are you... is this my dick or a vagina? - That's a vagina. 767 00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:10,926 I'm lost. 768 00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,762 Turns out, wasn't my sister. 769 00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:17,633 She wasn't anyone. 770 00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:27,209 Spicy dildo. Who knew. 771 00:57:32,015 --> 00:57:33,215 Yeah. 772 00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:35,851 Enjoy that. 773 00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,775 You motherfucker 774 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:22,331 Babe, look. -Don't fucking touch me. Don't. 775 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:26,468 How can you do this to me? 776 00:58:30,573 --> 00:58:31,874 I was roofied. 777 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,621 You fucking told her? 778 00:58:46,322 --> 00:58:48,223 I told her the truth. 779 00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:52,094 He put hot sauce on your dildo, this is a little extreme don't you think? 780 00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:57,933 He went on to my laptop, found something I made and sent it to my dad. 781 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:06,675 I assumed that was him, unless it was you. 782 00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:09,478 No. 783 00:59:10,513 --> 00:59:11,613 Fuck. 784 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:13,949 Yeah. 785 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,986 So gloves are off. 786 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,030 Oh, with fucking ray. 787 00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:34,937 I don't even know how many levels is that fucked up on. 788 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:37,940 All of them. 789 00:59:41,545 --> 00:59:46,515 I don't know what happened, I swear to you I was drugged. 790 00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:54,756 I fucked up. 791 00:59:57,995 --> 00:59:59,661 I fucked up real bad. 792 01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:02,464 I'm sorry. 793 01:00:05,234 --> 01:00:06,435 Hmm. 794 01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:08,804 You're sorry, 795 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,541 you think sorry can undo this? 796 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:17,813 I know. 797 01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:22,084 It can't undo this. 798 01:00:24,421 --> 01:00:26,121 But we can fix this. 799 01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:30,792 I'll make it up to you. I promise. 800 01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,565 I'll move in with you. 801 01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:45,007 Wow. 802 01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:41,229 I'll tell you what we do, we get a bunch of garbage bags, 803 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,865 we throw her shit in them, we throw her bags out on the street, 804 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:45,701 and then we toss her out on her ass. 805 01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:49,805 Pretty sure that's assault and battery. 806 01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:52,708 Is that a felony, because I can live with a misdemeanor. 807 01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:57,212 Gotta come up with a better idea. 808 01:02:02,852 --> 01:02:04,619 What you doing? 809 01:02:04,621 --> 01:02:06,088 I'm tracking Jen on her phone. 810 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:08,423 I installed the app, I can track her every move. 811 01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:11,226 - That is definitely... - Where is she now? 812 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,129 I'm sure she's driving home from work or something. Okay? 813 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,198 Holy shit. 814 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,566 - She's at the bar... - Whoa... 815 01:02:17,568 --> 01:02:19,134 - She's at the fucking bar. - No don't... 816 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:21,203 Let's go. Come on. 817 01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:23,138 Dammit. 818 01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:30,479 - Bobby, Bobby... - God fucking kidding me. 819 01:02:30,481 --> 01:02:31,947 Oh shit. Bob no... 820 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,749 - No, no way. - How long is it happening? 821 01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:39,154 What are you doing here, with her? 822 01:02:39,156 --> 01:02:40,722 I'm just grabbing a drink. 823 01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:42,190 With a friend. 824 01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,593 - With a friend? - Yeah. 825 01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,194 So you guys are friends now? 826 01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:49,264 Did you forget that she seduced me and him into that threesome? 827 01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:53,769 Wait, you guys banged her at the same time? 828 01:02:53,771 --> 01:02:55,604 - Yeah. - Oh that's awesome. 829 01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:57,539 Okay, well, she told me the truth. 830 01:02:57,541 --> 01:03:01,543 Which only proves to me that, you're the perverted bastard I always thought you were... 831 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,645 what kind of kinky shit did you do to her? 832 01:03:03,647 --> 01:03:05,547 Can you shut up for one minute, please? 833 01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:08,884 Yeah, she told me about a whole lot of awful stuff you guys did to her. 834 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,886 Yeah seriously, what you guys do? 835 01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:13,588 If you guys do one more mean thing to her, 836 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:15,457 I'm never gonna talk to you ever again. 837 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,460 You didn't tell me that you guys were serious. 838 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,996 Okay that's a lie, she's fucking lying. 839 01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:23,999 Oh wow, if I was important to you at all... 840 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,501 You are... -...None of this would have happened in the first place. 841 01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:28,670 - Yeah, that's true. - Thank you. 842 01:03:30,606 --> 01:03:37,145 Okay, I was drunk or drugged or temporarily insane or something okay? 843 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,848 Yeah, you just have to come up with something better than that. 844 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:43,218 Okay can you shut the fuck up? Please? -Woah, bro. 845 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:46,988 Don't talk to a girl like that. -What the fuck are you gonna do about it huh? 846 01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:50,058 You're right, he's got some serious anger issues. 847 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:54,262 I do not have fucking anger issues okay? You're a fucking bitch. 848 01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:56,598 You might have crossed your line mate. -No no. 849 01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,036 You fucking bitch. Oh, my god. Okay, okay, okay. 850 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:03,371 Oh... 851 01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:08,276 Uh... think I'm gonna take off. 852 01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:16,818 Oh shit, Bobby. 853 01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:18,520 I'm so sorry, man, I don't even know what to say. 854 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,355 Are they trying to fucking torture me. 855 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,925 - Don't think they're trying... - What the fuck do I do? 856 01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:26,895 You know what, you don't do anything. Jen's really upset right now, 857 01:04:26,897 --> 01:04:30,232 you just let her get over it. People get over things right? 858 01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:32,934 You will figure out a way to dig yourself out of this hole. 859 01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:35,370 - Just gotta be cool. - Right. 860 01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:38,840 You're right. 861 01:04:38,842 --> 01:04:42,777 Look I will help you fix this, alright? You just.. 862 01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:44,479 You gotta promise me one thing, 863 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,749 if anything else happens you just, let it roll off your back. 864 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:49,918 I could be cool. 865 01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,989 - Good, just be cool, man. - Ice cold. 866 01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:56,424 Not cold. 867 01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,627 - You don't wanna do that. - Ice water in my veins. 868 01:04:58,629 --> 01:05:03,265 Again I'm just thinking cool just a blanket, gonna go cool on this one. 869 01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,233 - Alright? - Yeah? 870 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,434 Good, give me your keys. 871 01:05:09,672 --> 01:05:12,874 - Okay. - That was unnecessary, okay. 872 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:30,158 Hi... 873 01:05:30,993 --> 01:05:32,560 Good evening. 874 01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,562 Um... where's Bobby? 875 01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:37,098 I put Bobby to sleep. 876 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,702 That's good, Bobby's still sleeping? 877 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:43,038 Wow, what are you guys doing here? 878 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,341 Oh, we're having a sleepover. 879 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,313 That's a really bad idea. 880 01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:54,349 It's okay because, we're... 881 01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:57,385 Not really gonna be doing much sleeping. 882 01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:07,929 - You cannot do this to Bobby, Jen. - I can do whatever I want dude. 883 01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,731 Why are you doing this? 884 01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:12,567 Because he did it to me, and then we'll be even. 885 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:15,637 Okay here's the thing you're not gonna be even, Jen, 886 01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,339 you're gonna be further apart. 887 01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,374 Raymi, thank you. 888 01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:22,110 I've always really liked you, you're a great guy. But you didn't do anything 889 01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:24,746 to stop this. You participated, remember? 890 01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,349 So fuck you, too. 891 01:06:34,056 --> 01:06:35,090 Shit. 892 01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:56,111 I think Chloe and Jennifer are having sex. 893 01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:59,447 What? No way Bobby. They're just watching a movie. 894 01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,785 Porno movie. 895 01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:06,554 In surround sound. 896 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:09,257 Chloe doesn't have surround sound. 897 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,227 - Or a TV for that matter. - -Oh wow. 898 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,595 You sure? 899 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,697 Yeah... I like that. 900 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:19,467 I know what both of them sound like when they're having sex. 901 01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,102 And this is what it sounds like. 902 01:07:22,138 --> 01:07:24,205 I don't know man... 903 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:28,243 it's okay. 904 01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:31,746 I'm cool. I'm playing it cool. 905 01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:34,416 Great yeah, just be cool. 906 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,889 - Can I borrow your gun? - No please. 907 01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:44,125 No. I need it just for like two minutes. 908 01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:47,896 They 909 01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:49,464 they just finished. 910 01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:53,935 Look, Bob, you just... 911 01:07:54,937 --> 01:07:56,571 Just gotta go to sleep okay? 912 01:07:57,706 --> 01:07:59,374 You're gonna wake up tomorrow and... 913 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,011 It's just gonna be just one... 914 01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:07,882 Really, really horrible, just 915 01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:10,285 terrifying dream that you had. Okay? 916 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,230 Sounds like you two had a wild night, huh? 917 01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:48,515 Be cool, Bobby. 918 01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:52,026 I don't think it's any of your business. 919 01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:57,132 I'm just saying it was a little loud, very vocal. 920 01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:02,537 You know ray here thought it was porno. 921 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,740 And I was like, ray, 922 01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:09,410 I think that Chloe and Jennifer, 923 01:09:09,412 --> 01:09:12,080 you know the one used to be my girlfriend Jennifer, 924 01:09:12,082 --> 01:09:15,250 are having loud lesbian intercourse. 925 01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:18,253 But he thought it was a movie and surround sound. Right, ray? 926 01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:23,224 It was very vigorous, very raw. 927 01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:28,429 You know I've never heard two women pleasure each other 928 01:09:28,431 --> 01:09:30,231 live in person before. 929 01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:34,569 It definitely had an impact on me. It was profound. 930 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:39,707 It was the unbridled passion of two women, 931 01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:46,548 on a freight train to a destination of a carnal explosion of ecstasy. 932 01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:52,587 Upon reflection, it was savage. 933 01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:55,456 Desperate. 934 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:59,494 Both selfish and selfless. 935 01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:06,000 Yet beautiful in it's shameless violence. 936 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,106 So I'm gonna go... 937 01:10:12,108 --> 01:10:15,877 Oh, you don't want any toast? 938 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,880 No toast for me today actually, Bobby. 939 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:21,282 - No problem. Oh, Jen, - Yeah. 940 01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:24,085 Have a great fucking day. 941 01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:35,029 Thinking about it whole day, 942 01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:37,966 - I think we gotta move out. - Common sense. 943 01:10:37,968 --> 01:10:41,834 Such a stranger in these strange times, you know man? 944 01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:43,838 No way, absolutely not. 945 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,541 Maybe you can reconcile with Jen? 946 01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:48,876 Jen's a lesbian now. 947 01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,546 - She's a lesbian now? - Oh, that's right. 948 01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:53,281 She fucked Chloe. 949 01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:55,083 Wasn't she a lesbian in college? 950 01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:58,486 Um... I'm sorry, what the fuck did you jut say? 951 01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:01,990 You cannot move out of the house I can't... You know what? 952 01:11:01,992 --> 01:11:04,726 You're right actually, move out. I'll move in. 953 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:07,328 Look, she's not a lesbian okay. She had an encounter. 954 01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:10,164 We had an encounter, we're not homosexuals. -Whoo... 955 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,067 What? -No no, with Chloe. The three of us. 956 01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:14,670 - I'm getting an erection right now. - Wait, 957 01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:16,904 I'm still trying to figure out what the hell is going on right now. 958 01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:19,974 Smithy, pay attention okay. Apparently there's some kinky shit happening 959 01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:23,378 and I would really like an invitation. Cause I'm down to do whatever. 960 01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:28,750 Literally what the fuck-ever. Clamps, plugs, fire. 961 01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:31,786 Okay, look, I know to an outsider, this seems fucking awesome. 962 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,823 But in reality, on the inside it's a fucking nightmare. 963 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:40,328 Just so you know, I will not move out. I will not be the one that leaves. 964 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:43,164 She's saying the same thing, man. 965 01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:46,367 Don't get any ideas, you're in this with me. 966 01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:07,522 What? 967 01:12:10,893 --> 01:12:11,959 Nothing. 968 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:16,397 You have very judgmental eyes. 969 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:27,775 A little bit past the judgmental phase, wouldn't you say? 970 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:33,214 I don't understand you sometimes. 971 01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:34,849 I don't understand you all the time. 972 01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:43,424 We could've had something, ray, I don't know what but something. 973 01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:50,331 Still could. 974 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,538 How could you even say that after everything you've done. 975 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,640 After everything that I've done? 976 01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:03,010 What about everything that you've done? 977 01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:04,612 What about everything that Bobby's done? 978 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:10,284 I'm not pretending to be a victim here. 979 01:13:11,019 --> 01:13:12,820 I fight fire with fire. 980 01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:19,260 - You should've figured that out by now. - No I... 981 01:13:19,262 --> 01:13:21,429 I definitely figured that out by now. 982 01:13:22,765 --> 01:13:24,232 You're enjoying this, Chloe. 983 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:27,101 No, I'm not. 984 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:31,939 - Yes, you are. - What I would enjoy... 985 01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:34,175 Is if you came back to my room with me. 986 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,717 Go to hell. -You don't have to be miserable, ray. 987 01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:46,921 Bobby ruined it for himself. That has nothing to do with us. 988 01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:50,258 We don't have to go down with the ship. 989 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:56,197 I can be yours and only yours. If that's what you want. 990 01:14:05,307 --> 01:14:07,341 I don't want that anymore. 991 01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,554 Fine, fuck you. 992 01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:26,961 Ray, this is Bobby. 993 01:14:27,896 --> 01:14:29,864 I'm gonna go to a bar. 994 01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:33,267 I'm gonna go to that freak bar, the one I've always been too scared to go into. 995 01:14:33,269 --> 01:14:35,269 And I just wanted to let you know 996 01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:39,307 'cause I think you should come out and meet me and we should drink a lot. 997 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,311 Bye. 998 01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:51,953 Can't believe I've never been here before. 999 01:14:53,088 --> 01:14:54,489 Clearly a party. 1000 01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:59,727 - I'm into some weird shit. - Sure you are. 1001 01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:03,831 No, no, no, I know I look normal but I like to get down. 1002 01:15:04,299 --> 01:15:05,833 Multiple partners, 1003 01:15:08,804 --> 01:15:10,338 sex toys. 1004 01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:14,308 - Girl on girl shit. - You ever cut yourself? 1005 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:16,677 I got stitches once. 1006 01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:20,882 You mean on purpose, right? 1007 01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:24,051 Yeah, no, I've never done that. Have you? 1008 01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,020 No. 1009 01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:34,195 I just, I wanna get wild. I wanna get dangerous, you know what I mean? 1010 01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:37,398 - Not really. - -Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. 1011 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:41,569 - Oh, Jesus! - This is my friend raymi. 1012 01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:45,606 He's a freak too. He likes to rub hot sauce on dildos. 1013 01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:48,109 - That's fucked up. - Yeah. 1014 01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,077 - That's fucked up okay? - Bobby? 1015 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:54,782 Ray and I here, we like to party. 1016 01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:57,952 Have you ever been drilled by two guys in a coffee shop? 1017 01:15:57,954 --> 01:16:00,821 - Okay, Bob. - Wow. 1018 01:16:00,823 --> 01:16:03,858 That was a very different reaction than I was expecting. 1019 01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:08,362 - Oh. - That's about right. 1020 01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:13,926 What you doing here, besides salting my game? 1021 01:16:13,952 --> 01:16:15,561 Let's get her out of the house. 1022 01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:18,372 - Yes. - Yeah. 1023 01:16:18,374 --> 01:16:19,840 - Do you have a plan? - No plan. 1024 01:16:19,842 --> 01:16:21,609 Let's just get her shit and throw on the fucking street. 1025 01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:24,712 Oh, that's an awesome plan, let's do it. -Alright. 1026 01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:27,882 - Nobody gets between you and me. - Nobody. Friends for life. 1027 01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:29,817 - For life. - Since we were little kids. 1028 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:33,487 Yes, little children. We we're friends when we were little. Little friends. 1029 01:16:33,489 --> 01:16:34,889 Get the fuck out of our house. 1030 01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:37,191 - Get the fuck out. - Get out of our house. 1031 01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:38,793 - Now. - Yes. 1032 01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:39,794 - Hold on. - What? 1033 01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:41,395 - I'm gonna puke. - Oh, Jesus, shit shit. 1034 01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:43,898 - Oh god. - Hold on. Wait wait. 1035 01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:46,233 - Wait wait. - You know what? 1036 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,135 - False alarm. I'm all right. - You good? 1037 01:16:52,107 --> 01:16:54,842 Nope. -Okay. Here we go. Shit. 1038 01:16:56,845 --> 01:17:00,781 Okay, okay. Wait, wait. What is the plan? 1039 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,350 Again, Bobby, we don't need a plan. 1040 01:17:02,352 --> 01:17:05,453 We're men, she's a woman. We take her and throw the fuck out. 1041 01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:08,155 Okay, so we're just gonna carry her out. 1042 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,590 - Chloe! - Oh whoa whoa. 1043 01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:13,127 Chloe! Chloe get the fuck down here. -Oh. 1044 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:14,528 Okay. 1045 01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:18,265 What the fuck do you want? 1046 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,067 Get the fuck out of our house. 1047 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:23,070 This is my house, too. 1048 01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:27,274 Okay, Chloe, let's not make this difficult, than it already has been. 1049 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:29,677 You need to leave tonight or else... 1050 01:17:30,345 --> 01:17:33,514 - Or else what? - Or else... 1051 01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:37,251 What the fuck are you gonna do? 1052 01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,920 Okay, see this is why we needed a plan. 1053 01:17:41,556 --> 01:17:44,825 I'm gonna throw your ass on the street, you fucking slut. 1054 01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:04,812 The fuck are you doing? 1055 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:08,482 Fuck you. 1056 01:18:30,005 --> 01:18:31,072 No... 1057 01:18:57,533 --> 01:18:58,833 What's wrong with you? 1058 01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:20,921 Dammit. 1059 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,061 Stop it Chloe. Chloe stop it. 1060 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,797 Dammit, Chloe! Stop! 1061 01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:31,532 Chloe, no. 1062 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:34,835 Fuck. 1063 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:42,843 - Ray! What the fuck are you doing? - Stop. 1064 01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:53,721 Ugh... 1065 01:19:55,123 --> 01:19:59,026 Uh... you guys suck. 1066 01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:00,594 What the fuck? 1067 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:18,279 Oh shit. Oh shit. Shit. 1068 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:24,685 - What the fuck? Who the fuck was that? - Steve. 1069 01:20:25,353 --> 01:20:27,021 Who the fuck is Steve? 1070 01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:29,290 My ex-boyfriend. 1071 01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:31,559 He's dead Bob. 1072 01:20:31,561 --> 01:20:34,695 - Are you sure? - Yeah, you're not a doctor. 1073 01:20:34,697 --> 01:20:38,299 He has a knife in his fucking chest. He is dead. 1074 01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:41,202 Shit. 1075 01:20:42,437 --> 01:20:43,571 Wait, wa... 1076 01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,774 this was an accident, okay? 1077 01:20:47,709 --> 01:20:49,710 We just need to call 911. 1078 01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:52,112 Don't touch anything. 1079 01:20:55,283 --> 01:20:56,784 We need to think. 1080 01:21:08,663 --> 01:21:10,364 Does anybody know he's here? 1081 01:21:13,735 --> 01:21:16,503 Safe to assume that he didn't tell anyone. 1082 01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,138 Guys, we have to get rid of the body. 1083 01:21:21,776 --> 01:21:25,246 This is crazy, Bobby, we can't do that. 1084 01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:28,182 Or we'll all go to jail, we've no other options. 1085 01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,788 We can drive to the forest in about an hour and a half. 1086 01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:39,860 Why was that motherfucker in my house? 1087 01:21:39,862 --> 01:21:43,764 - Why don't you go ask him? - Guys, Jesus Christ. 1088 01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:48,636 If we're gonna do this we have to act fast. Okay? 1089 01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:52,473 We gotta get trash bags, and wrap up the body. 1090 01:21:52,475 --> 01:21:54,008 Can't do that, man. 1091 01:21:56,111 --> 01:21:57,177 I'll do it. 1092 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:06,120 You guys clean yourselves up, put your clothes in a bag. We'll burn them. 1093 01:23:00,308 --> 01:23:02,509 Ready? One, two. 1094 01:23:29,471 --> 01:23:30,838 Looks good. 1095 01:23:35,744 --> 01:23:37,811 Sun'll be up soon, we should go. 1096 01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:47,154 Should probably say something, Bobby. 1097 01:23:48,423 --> 01:23:51,425 - What, like a prayer? - Sure. 1098 01:23:54,796 --> 01:23:58,265 Fuck. Okay... 1099 01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:03,237 Dear god, 1100 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,941 please don't send us to hell for what we've done. 1101 01:24:10,678 --> 01:24:12,179 We're good people. 1102 01:24:13,281 --> 01:24:14,415 Who made a mistake. 1103 01:24:17,685 --> 01:24:20,254 And we know, thou shall not murder. 1104 01:24:22,957 --> 01:24:24,058 And... 1105 01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:30,064 We will be good in thine eyes. Whether more. 1106 01:24:31,032 --> 01:24:33,233 And may the apostles sing... 1107 01:24:35,637 --> 01:24:41,341 Um so... please deliver... 1108 01:24:48,283 --> 01:24:49,316 Steve? 1109 01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:53,153 Right. Steve. 1110 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,424 Please deliver Steve from evil. 1111 01:24:59,327 --> 01:25:01,628 - Amen. - Amen. 1112 01:25:56,551 --> 01:25:58,585 - Hey. - Hey. 1113 01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:04,324 Just wish that... 1114 01:26:23,578 --> 01:26:25,012 Me too. 1115 01:26:41,796 --> 01:26:43,263 So I guess this is it. 1116 01:26:47,302 --> 01:26:48,335 Yep. 1117 01:26:54,142 --> 01:26:55,742 - I couldn't take it. - Bobby. 1118 01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:58,712 I couldn't take the guilt. We gotta pay our debt to society. 1119 01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,647 You called the cops on us? 1120 01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:03,217 I told it on all of us, I'm sorry. 1121 01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:29,069 Babe, you can't keep coming here every few days. 1122 01:28:29,071 --> 01:28:34,041 But I've never been so hot for you, since you became a criminal. 1123 01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:36,977 Are you okay? Are they treating you okay? 1124 01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:39,813 I'm good, I've been lifting. 1125 01:28:40,715 --> 01:28:42,149 I can see that. 1126 01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:44,718 It's killing me. 1127 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:48,488 I don't know how I'm gonna spend thirty months without you. 1128 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:52,392 Babe, thirty months is for good behavior. 1129 01:28:53,728 --> 01:28:54,828 I can't promise you that. 1130 01:28:55,730 --> 01:28:57,264 I'll wait for you. 1131 01:28:57,732 --> 01:28:59,700 I want you so bad. 1132 01:29:03,871 --> 01:29:05,339 Hey, lady! 1133 01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,407 Take your tits of the glass. 1134 01:29:12,847 --> 01:29:15,515 I love you so much. 1135 01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:17,617 I know. 1136 01:29:27,628 --> 01:29:29,363 Why don't you ever do that for me? 1137 01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:32,799 Goodnight, George. 1138 01:29:39,173 --> 01:29:41,408 Another present from the chick prison? 1139 01:29:43,644 --> 01:29:47,280 Every month. -Don't know why she sends you those things. 1140 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,450 Or why you accept them? 1141 01:29:51,285 --> 01:29:53,720 - Nostalgia. - Deep. 1142 01:29:55,156 --> 01:29:57,591 You know the corner cell's opening up soon. 1143 01:29:57,593 --> 01:29:58,658 Really? 1144 01:30:00,595 --> 01:30:03,163 - We should get it. - That's a great cell. 1145 01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:07,601 It's more room, view of the yard and more private. 1146 01:30:07,603 --> 01:30:11,037 - Got to take on a cell mate though. - We can do that. 1147 01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,606 Just gotta find the right guy. 87645