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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,303 ♪ Togetherness ♪ 3 00:00:06,337 --> 00:00:08,038 ♪ The Two Of Us Together ♪ 4 00:00:08,071 --> 00:00:12,142 ♪ It's The Only Place To Be ♪ 5 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:14,411 ♪ Togetherness ♪ 6 00:00:14,445 --> 00:00:16,247 ♪ No Matter What The Weather ♪ 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:20,151 ♪ You Can Always Count On Me ♪ 8 00:00:20,184 --> 00:00:22,687 ♪ Me And You ♪ 9 00:00:22,719 --> 00:00:24,756 ♪ Are Stuck Like Glue ♪ 10 00:00:24,789 --> 00:00:28,893 ♪ To Never Come Apart ♪ 11 00:00:28,925 --> 00:00:30,594 ♪ You And Me ♪ 12 00:00:30,627 --> 00:00:32,929 ♪ Couldn't Hurt A Flea ♪ 13 00:00:33,961 --> 00:00:37,167 ♪ We're The Same Right Down To The Heart ♪ 14 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,169 ♪ Togetherness ♪ 15 00:00:39,202 --> 00:00:41,438 ♪ It's Like Nothing ♪ 16 00:00:41,471 --> 00:00:45,442 ♪ And It's Something That's Hard To Find ♪ 17 00:00:45,476 --> 00:00:47,378 ♪ The Two Of Us ♪ 18 00:00:47,410 --> 00:00:49,679 ♪ Are So Similar ♪ 19 00:00:49,712 --> 00:00:53,718 ♪ You Know That I Can Read Your Mind ♪ 20 00:00:53,751 --> 00:00:57,754 ♪ When The Rain Comes Falling Down ♪ 21 00:00:57,788 --> 00:01:02,026 ♪ The Sun Will Come Right Back Around ♪ 22 00:01:02,058 --> 00:01:03,627 ♪ 'Cause We've Got The Best ♪ 23 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,096 ♪ Nothing Less ♪ 24 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:07,898 ♪ Togetherness ♪♪ 25 00:01:07,931 --> 00:01:11,969 "Dog Psychic Stuns Experts" 26 00:01:13,803 --> 00:01:15,873 Don't You Worry, Boy. 27 00:01:15,906 --> 00:01:17,642 Everything's Gonna Be All Right. 28 00:01:19,309 --> 00:01:22,079 Looks Like He's The Real Thing, Boy. 29 00:01:24,615 --> 00:01:26,884 Mr. Morgan Is A Dog Therapist. 30 00:01:26,916 --> 00:01:29,886 He's Been Gifted With A Psychic Connection To Canines. 31 00:01:29,919 --> 00:01:31,823 So He Can Actually Read Their Thoughts 32 00:01:31,856 --> 00:01:33,624 And Communicate With Them. 33 00:01:33,656 --> 00:01:36,059 He'll Sit Your Dog Down For A Consultation 34 00:01:36,093 --> 00:01:37,627 And See If He Can't Get The Heart 35 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:39,129 Of What's Really Bothering Him. 36 00:01:39,162 --> 00:01:40,965 Is This For Real Or What? 37 00:01:40,998 --> 00:01:43,600 Oh, Yes. Mr. Morgan Has Been Doing This For Years. 38 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:46,002 He's A Very Talented And Sensitive Therapist. 39 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:48,972 [ Snoring ] 40 00:01:59,782 --> 00:02:02,587 Dog Therapist. This Is Bernice. 41 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,123 Dog Therapist-- For Crying Out Loud. 42 00:02:05,155 --> 00:02:06,623 Why Do I Listen To You? 43 00:02:06,656 --> 00:02:10,994 Oh, Really? Well, I Put That Check In The Mail Last Week. 44 00:02:11,028 --> 00:02:14,599 Nothing In The Envelope? The Check Must've Fallen Out. 45 00:02:14,631 --> 00:02:16,466 There's Nothing Going On In There. 46 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,436 Fifty Bucks Down The Drain. 47 00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:21,972 Well, Maybe He Communicates With His Clients On A Higher Level. 48 00:02:22,006 --> 00:02:23,306 That Does It. I'm Going In There. 49 00:02:23,339 --> 00:02:24,808 You Can't Go In There! 50 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:28,713 What Did I Tell You? 51 00:02:28,745 --> 00:02:30,380 He's Nothing But A Big Phony. 52 00:02:30,413 --> 00:02:34,018 Well, Ah, We Were Making Some Real Progress. 53 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:36,154 Progress? You Were Sleeping! 54 00:02:36,186 --> 00:02:39,523 Well, That's How It May Appear To The Untrained Eye. 55 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:41,726 Let's See What It Looks Like With A Black Eye. 56 00:02:41,758 --> 00:02:44,028 You Know, I'm Sensing A Lot Of Hostility Here. 57 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:45,662 And That Could Really Cause Some Serious 58 00:02:45,696 --> 00:02:47,298 Psychological Damage To Bosco. 59 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,965 From Which He May Never Recover. 60 00:02:48,999 --> 00:02:50,234 And You're Gonna Have To Live With That, 61 00:02:50,267 --> 00:02:52,502 Fine. Live With This... 62 00:02:52,536 --> 00:02:54,805 I Happen To Be A Personal Friend Of The Mayor, 63 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:56,641 And I'm Gonna Have This Place Closed Down 64 00:02:56,673 --> 00:02:59,242 Quicker Than You Can Say "Cease And Desist." 65 00:02:59,275 --> 00:03:00,844 Get The Dog, Emily. 66 00:03:00,877 --> 00:03:03,614 Come On, Bosco. Come On. 67 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:10,053 Oh, Sure. Like He Really Knows The Mayor. 68 00:03:10,087 --> 00:03:12,489 This Is It! I've Just Had It, Jack. 69 00:03:12,523 --> 00:03:14,258 It's Too Stressful! 70 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:16,526 Besides, I've Already Got A Line On A Job 71 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,929 With More Career Potential. 72 00:03:17,962 --> 00:03:19,262 What Kind Of Job? 73 00:03:19,296 --> 00:03:21,232 Drive-In Hostess At The Chicken Mart. 74 00:03:21,264 --> 00:03:23,900 You Sure I Can't Talk You Out Of Leaving? 75 00:03:23,934 --> 00:03:25,369 Positive. 76 00:03:25,401 --> 00:03:26,770 What If I Give You A Raise? 77 00:03:26,804 --> 00:03:29,173 I'd Settle For What You Already Owe Me, Jack. 78 00:03:29,205 --> 00:03:31,742 I'm Sure Gonna Miss You, Bernice. 79 00:03:31,774 --> 00:03:33,577 [ Knocking ] 80 00:03:33,611 --> 00:03:35,012 A Customer! 81 00:03:35,044 --> 00:03:37,080 Stop Packing. Put It Away. 82 00:03:39,149 --> 00:03:40,351 Jack Morgan? 83 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:41,351 At Your Service. 84 00:03:41,385 --> 00:03:43,787 I'm Clyde Windsor. 85 00:03:43,821 --> 00:03:45,121 This Is Calvin. 86 00:03:45,155 --> 00:03:46,190 Hello. 87 00:03:46,222 --> 00:03:49,594 And This Unhappy Fellow Is Lucky. 88 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:52,463 He's Been So Upset And Agitated Lately. 89 00:03:52,495 --> 00:03:55,299 I'm Very Concerned. 90 00:03:56,466 --> 00:03:57,934 Yes, Yes, I Can See. 91 00:03:57,968 --> 00:03:59,269 He Needs Immediate Attention. 92 00:04:00,304 --> 00:04:01,239 Hmmm. 93 00:04:01,272 --> 00:04:03,139 Could Be A Chewing Disorder. 94 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:05,276 Or Tail Anxiety. 95 00:04:05,309 --> 00:04:06,911 Or Both. 96 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:13,284 Bernice, When Is My Next Open Appointment? 97 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,723 You're Clear Till Next Thanksgiving. 98 00:04:18,755 --> 00:04:20,123 Shhh. 99 00:04:20,156 --> 00:04:22,560 Well, Looks Like We Have A Cancellation. 100 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:24,127 We Can Get Started Right Away. 101 00:04:25,428 --> 00:04:27,498 Please, Make Yourselves Comfortable. 102 00:04:27,531 --> 00:04:29,567 Bernice, The Gentlemen Might Like A Cup Of Coffee. 103 00:04:29,599 --> 00:04:30,767 So Would I. 104 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,269 It's Across The Street At The Diner. 105 00:04:33,837 --> 00:04:36,606 Ha Ha, She's Great. 106 00:04:36,639 --> 00:04:38,776 Ok. Well, Come On, Lucky. 107 00:04:38,808 --> 00:04:40,810 This Won't Take Long. 108 00:04:40,844 --> 00:04:42,346 Come On. This Won't Hurt A Bit. 109 00:04:42,378 --> 00:04:43,213 That's It, Boy. Go Ahead. 110 00:04:45,349 --> 00:04:47,351 Here We Go. Have A Seat. 111 00:04:55,993 --> 00:04:57,528 Who Am I Kidding? 112 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,864 Your Head's As Empty As A Clear Sky, Isn't It? 113 00:05:00,897 --> 00:05:03,267 Even If I Could Read Your Mind, 114 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,502 All You'd Be Thinking About Is Chasing Squirrels 115 00:05:05,536 --> 00:05:06,303 And Drinking Out Of A Toilet. 116 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:12,343 Believe It Or Not, There Was A Time 117 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:14,644 When I Could Actually Do This. 118 00:05:14,678 --> 00:05:16,647 For Real. 119 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,949 I Was Just A Kid. 120 00:05:18,981 --> 00:05:20,417 Maybe It Was Some Kind Of Genetic Thing. 121 00:05:22,086 --> 00:05:24,355 Well, Whatever It Was 122 00:05:24,387 --> 00:05:26,056 It Just Faded Away. 123 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,329 [ Mystical Bark ] 124 00:05:33,497 --> 00:05:36,067 Man, What Was That? 125 00:05:36,099 --> 00:05:39,002 I Gotta Get Out Of This Office More Often. 126 00:05:41,003 --> 00:05:42,806 I've Got To Get Some Fresh Air. 127 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,142 [ Mystical Bark ] 128 00:05:46,175 --> 00:05:48,512 What The Heck Is Going On? 129 00:05:53,082 --> 00:05:55,318 Wait A Second... 130 00:05:55,351 --> 00:05:57,688 What Are You Looking At? 131 00:06:01,358 --> 00:06:02,793 What Are You Up To? 132 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:10,100 All Right, That's It. 133 00:06:10,134 --> 00:06:11,636 This Session Is Officially Over. 134 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:20,543 Oh, Done Already? 135 00:06:20,577 --> 00:06:22,512 Yes. I'm Having Trouble Getting Through To Him. 136 00:06:22,546 --> 00:06:24,548 I'm Sorry. It's Just Not Gonna Work Out. 137 00:06:24,581 --> 00:06:26,117 Are You Sure? 138 00:06:26,149 --> 00:06:27,751 I'm Positive. 139 00:06:27,784 --> 00:06:29,352 Maybe You Should Just See Another Dog Therapist. 140 00:06:29,385 --> 00:06:31,588 Or A Veterinarian. Anybody But Me. 141 00:06:31,622 --> 00:06:33,124 Is Lucky All Right? 142 00:06:33,156 --> 00:06:34,091 I Don't Know. 143 00:06:34,123 --> 00:06:35,392 Is He Sick? 144 00:06:35,425 --> 00:06:36,661 [ Mystical Bark ] 145 00:06:35,425 --> 00:06:36,661 I Don't-- 146 00:06:39,796 --> 00:06:41,431 He's Worried About You. 147 00:06:41,464 --> 00:06:43,433 Me? 148 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:46,937 He's Sensing Some Hostility... 149 00:06:46,969 --> 00:06:50,541 From Two...No, Three People... 150 00:06:50,574 --> 00:06:52,109 In Your Own Home. 151 00:06:52,142 --> 00:06:54,579 How Did You Know About That? 152 00:06:59,849 --> 00:07:02,486 Ah, To Be Honest With You, 153 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:03,921 I Have No Idea. 154 00:07:05,923 --> 00:07:07,391 It Was Probably Just A Lucky Guess. 155 00:07:07,423 --> 00:07:09,626 Listen. You Better Leave. 156 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:14,564 At Least, Let Me Pay You For Your Information. 157 00:07:14,598 --> 00:07:15,800 Oh, No, No. No, No, No. 158 00:07:15,832 --> 00:07:17,734 I Cut The Session Short. 159 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:18,469 I'm Not Gonna Charge You A Thing. 160 00:07:18,502 --> 00:07:20,471 No, No. I Insist. 161 00:07:20,503 --> 00:07:23,606 Now I Understand What's Been Bothering Lucky. 162 00:07:23,639 --> 00:07:27,310 Well, I'm Glad I Could Help. 163 00:07:27,344 --> 00:07:31,149 You Have A Remarkable Gift, Young Man. 164 00:07:35,651 --> 00:07:37,154 Come On. 165 00:07:48,865 --> 00:07:51,568 A Gift? It's More Like A Curse. 166 00:07:52,836 --> 00:07:55,339 What Happened In There? 167 00:07:55,372 --> 00:07:56,574 It's The Dog. 168 00:07:57,707 --> 00:07:59,809 What, Windsor's? 169 00:07:59,842 --> 00:08:02,178 Yeah, I Just... 170 00:08:02,212 --> 00:08:04,615 I Got A Really Weird Vibe Off Him. 171 00:08:04,647 --> 00:08:07,017 He Kind Of Spooked Me. 172 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,519 What Are You Talking About? 173 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:12,789 After All These Years, He's The Only One That I Almost... 174 00:08:12,822 --> 00:08:14,524 He Just Rattled Me. 175 00:08:14,558 --> 00:08:17,293 If You're Talking About You Know What, 176 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:19,129 You Haven't Had That Since You Were 14. 177 00:08:19,161 --> 00:08:21,933 [ Phone Ringing ] 178 00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:26,269 Yeah? 179 00:08:27,503 --> 00:08:30,307 Oh, I See. 180 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,510 Jack, It's The Mayor's Office. 181 00:08:40,784 --> 00:08:44,856 Well, I Happen To Be A Respected Canine Therapist. 182 00:08:45,755 --> 00:08:47,223 Why Are You Laughing? 183 00:08:47,256 --> 00:08:51,194 Listen. I Provide A Valuable Service To The Community. 184 00:08:51,227 --> 00:08:53,197 Hello? 185 00:08:56,299 --> 00:08:58,067 Well, Fine. 186 00:08:58,101 --> 00:09:01,371 Pick My Bones While I'm Down, You Vultures. 187 00:09:01,404 --> 00:09:03,540 I Can't Believe This. 188 00:09:03,573 --> 00:09:05,341 This Is Totally Unfair. 189 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,845 Uh, Mr. Morgan? 190 00:09:07,878 --> 00:09:10,247 Remember Me, Calvin Bridges? 191 00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:13,284 Yes, Yes. You Work For, Uh... 192 00:09:13,317 --> 00:09:14,451 Mr. Windsor. 193 00:09:14,484 --> 00:09:15,586 Right. 194 00:09:15,619 --> 00:09:18,422 I'm Sorry. Did I Come At A Bad Time? 195 00:09:18,455 --> 00:09:22,459 Oh, No. I'm Just, Uh, Remodeling. 196 00:09:22,491 --> 00:09:23,961 Uh-Huh. 197 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:25,963 What Brings You Here, Mr. Bridges? 198 00:09:25,995 --> 00:09:27,463 Bad News, I'm Afraid. 199 00:09:27,496 --> 00:09:29,433 Mr. Windsor Passed Away Last Week. 200 00:09:29,466 --> 00:09:31,435 Oh, I'm Very Sorry. 201 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,937 He Was Such A Nice Old Guy. 202 00:09:33,971 --> 00:09:36,206 Yes, He Was. 203 00:09:36,239 --> 00:09:38,274 Now You're Needed At The Estate. 204 00:09:38,308 --> 00:09:39,610 Why? 205 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:40,945 Something To Do With Lucky. 206 00:09:40,977 --> 00:09:42,312 No, Thanks. 207 00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:45,215 I Really Think You Should Reconsider. 208 00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:47,450 I Told You I Want Nothing To Do With That Dog. 209 00:09:47,484 --> 00:09:48,918 This Could Be Very Much Worth Your While. 210 00:09:48,952 --> 00:09:50,553 Come On. Let Me Drive You Over. 211 00:09:50,587 --> 00:09:52,056 No. 212 00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:55,625 Why, You Got Something Better To Do? 213 00:09:55,659 --> 00:09:57,861 Well... 214 00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:03,801 I Think We're Ready To Begin The Proceeding. 215 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:07,003 First, Let Me Express My Heart-Felt Condolences 216 00:10:07,037 --> 00:10:08,739 On The Death Of Your Uncle Clyde Windsor. 217 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:09,939 Thank You, My Dear. 218 00:10:09,972 --> 00:10:12,108 It Has Indeed Been Very Devastating. 219 00:10:12,141 --> 00:10:13,343 It's Been So Difficult. 220 00:10:13,376 --> 00:10:15,245 Please Proceed. 221 00:10:15,278 --> 00:10:15,846 Fine. 222 00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:20,084 "I, Clyde Windsor, Being Of Sound Mind And Body 223 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:21,584 Yeah, Right. 224 00:10:21,617 --> 00:10:23,686 "Do Hereby Bequeath My Worldly Possessions 225 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,189 "To My Only Living Heirs As Follows: 226 00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:26,423 Yes! 227 00:10:26,456 --> 00:10:27,625 "To My Nephew Ruben, 228 00:10:27,658 --> 00:10:30,094 "Who Never Showed An Interest In Anything, 229 00:10:30,126 --> 00:10:31,594 "Other Than His Own Comfort, 230 00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:34,431 I Leave My Favorite Easy Chair." 231 00:10:34,463 --> 00:10:36,332 I Always Liked That Chair. 232 00:10:36,365 --> 00:10:37,967 You Moron, 233 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,870 He's Cut You Out Of His Will. 234 00:10:42,405 --> 00:10:43,973 Who's Next? 235 00:10:44,006 --> 00:10:45,508 "To My Niece Margaret, 236 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:48,479 "Whose Greed Is Rivaled Only By Her Vanity, 237 00:10:48,511 --> 00:10:51,614 I Leave One Full-Length Mirror." 238 00:10:51,648 --> 00:10:52,783 And...? 239 00:10:52,816 --> 00:10:54,184 I'm Afraid That's It. 240 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:56,620 It's Mine! It's Mine! 241 00:10:56,653 --> 00:10:58,055 What?! 242 00:10:58,087 --> 00:10:59,957 Thank You, Uncle. Thank You. 243 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:02,393 How Dare He? 244 00:11:02,426 --> 00:11:04,495 "And To My Sniveling Nephew Lyle, 245 00:11:04,528 --> 00:11:07,297 "Who Has Always Been A Big Numskull, 246 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,900 I Leave Nothing." 247 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:13,803 What? 248 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:16,472 "That's Right, Lyle. Absolutely Nothing." 249 00:11:16,505 --> 00:11:18,541 Oh, That's What It Says. 250 00:11:18,575 --> 00:11:21,311 I Think That Just About Covers It. 251 00:11:21,343 --> 00:11:23,880 Wait A Minute. Who Gets The Money? 252 00:11:23,913 --> 00:11:25,582 The 64 Million Dollars? 253 00:11:25,615 --> 00:11:28,317 The 64 Million Dollars Has Been Placed In A Trust Fund. 254 00:11:28,351 --> 00:11:29,953 But Who Gets The Money? 255 00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:33,856 Mr. Bridges? Uh, Mr. Bridges, 256 00:11:33,889 --> 00:11:35,091 If It's Not A House Call 257 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,226 Then Why Are We Going To The Windsor Estate? 258 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:38,262 I Told You I'm A Very Busy Man. 259 00:11:38,294 --> 00:11:39,495 I'm Practically A Doctor. 260 00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:41,498 You're Meeting With Mr. Windsor's Attorney. 261 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:42,865 His Attorney? 262 00:11:42,899 --> 00:11:44,567 Here We Are. 263 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:50,374 Wow. This Is The Place? 264 00:11:50,407 --> 00:11:52,143 I've Seen Smaller Museums. 265 00:12:00,884 --> 00:12:03,821 [ Arguing ] 266 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:11,694 That's Ridiculous! We Live Here! 267 00:12:11,727 --> 00:12:13,930 What Are We Supposed To Do? 268 00:12:13,963 --> 00:12:15,498 Is That Him? 269 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,077 Hi. 270 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,613 I'm Jack Morgan, The Dog Therapist. 271 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:31,582 I'll Kill You! 272 00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:40,356 Stop It! You'll Kill Him! 273 00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:45,328 Get Her Off Of Me! 274 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,335 Wait, My Foot! 275 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,649 I'll Be Back! 276 00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:09,753 Are You Ok? 277 00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:12,588 Yeah. Yeah, I'm Fine. 278 00:13:12,621 --> 00:13:14,524 I'm Jack Morgan. 279 00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,626 I'm Here To See Mr. Windsor's Attorney. 280 00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:18,529 That's Me. Allison Kent. 281 00:13:18,562 --> 00:13:20,464 You're The Attorney? 282 00:13:20,496 --> 00:13:23,032 Yes. You Seemed Surprised. 283 00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:25,369 Uh, Well, I Am. 284 00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:27,204 I Mean I Was. 285 00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:33,877 Are You Ok? 286 00:13:33,909 --> 00:13:36,646 Yeah. Yeah, Great. 287 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:40,284 Good. We Have Some Business To Discuss. 288 00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:41,986 We Do? 289 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,125 Nice Place. 290 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,961 Perhaps You'd Like To Take A Look Around. 291 00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:53,062 Yeah. Sure. 292 00:13:53,096 --> 00:13:57,167 I Think I Should Tell You To Prepare Yourself. 293 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,702 The Situation That We're In Here 294 00:13:58,735 --> 00:14:00,904 Is A Bit Unusual. 295 00:14:00,937 --> 00:14:05,209 In Fact, I Think It's Safe To Say It's The First Of Its Kind. 296 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,876 When You Met Mr. Windsor, 297 00:14:06,909 --> 00:14:10,380 I'm Sure You Noticed He Was A Very Unique Individual. 298 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:14,250 During His Lifetime He Amassed A Fortune Of 64 Million Dollars. 299 00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:18,020 Well, That Definitely Qualifies As Amassing. 300 00:14:18,053 --> 00:14:19,722 You Just Met His Only Living Heirs, 301 00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:22,024 Who Could Best Be Described As-- 302 00:14:22,058 --> 00:14:24,394 Pond Scum? 303 00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:28,365 Let's Just Say Mr. Windsor Thought They Were Undeserving. 304 00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:31,869 So, That's Why Mr Windsor Decided To Leave His Entire Estate 305 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:35,906 To The Only One He Knew Possessed Enough Heart And Spirit 306 00:14:35,938 --> 00:14:37,373 To Enjoy The Money Properly. 307 00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:39,710 His Dog. 308 00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:42,412 Lucky. 309 00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:43,946 You're Joking, Right? 310 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,615 No, I'm Not. 311 00:14:45,649 --> 00:14:48,952 Wait A Minute. How Does A Dog Inherit Money? 312 00:14:48,985 --> 00:14:50,787 Well, The Entire 64 Million Dollars 313 00:14:50,819 --> 00:14:52,521 Has Been Placed In A Trust, 314 00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:54,790 And You Have Been Named Trustee. 315 00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:56,959 Lucky's Permanently Translator. 316 00:14:56,992 --> 00:14:59,195 His Legal Voice In All Matters 317 00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:00,764 Regarding His Whims And Whishes 318 00:15:00,797 --> 00:15:02,065 For Spending The Fortune. 319 00:15:02,097 --> 00:15:04,233 The Dog Will Be In Control Of The Assets, 320 00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:06,769 And You Will Be Working For Him. 321 00:15:06,803 --> 00:15:08,105 Me? 322 00:15:08,138 --> 00:15:10,841 Apparently, Mr. Windsor Was Very Impressed With You. 323 00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:13,910 Really? 324 00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:18,615 Wait A Minute. 325 00:15:18,648 --> 00:15:20,450 Let's Get This Straight. 326 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:25,721 The Dog And I Have Control Of All The Money? 327 00:15:25,755 --> 00:15:27,658 That's Right. 328 00:15:27,691 --> 00:15:29,993 And All The Property, Including This Mansion. 329 00:15:30,025 --> 00:15:32,328 If You Choose To Become Trustee. 330 00:15:32,361 --> 00:15:35,399 Of Course, It Does Require Some Duties On Your Part. 331 00:15:35,432 --> 00:15:38,668 Oh. Duties? 332 00:15:38,702 --> 00:15:40,604 You'd Have To Live Here. 333 00:15:40,636 --> 00:15:43,005 Oh, Gee. 334 00:15:43,038 --> 00:15:45,475 And You'll Have A Full-Time Staff 335 00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:48,478 Oh, A Staff? I Like The Sound Of That. 336 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:51,113 Are You Sure This Whole Thing Is Legal? 337 00:15:51,146 --> 00:15:52,782 Ironclad. 338 00:15:52,816 --> 00:15:56,486 Unless, Of Course, The Heirs Can Prove You're Mentally Incompetent. 339 00:15:56,519 --> 00:15:59,188 Aw, Well, No Problem There. 340 00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:01,091 I Mean, I Am Sharp As A Tack. 341 00:16:10,966 --> 00:16:11,802 Mr. Morgan? 342 00:16:11,835 --> 00:16:13,003 Huh? 343 00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,840 So, Is There Anything Else? 344 00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:19,175 Well, There Is The Matter Of Money. 345 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,477 Here's Some Credit Cards And Cash 346 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:23,413 To Tide You Over Until We Set Up Your Bank Account. 347 00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:26,283 Oh, Excellent. 348 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:29,887 It's Been Very... Interesting. 349 00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:34,524 I Think That Takes Care Of Things For Now. 350 00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,659 Yeah, Well, Drop By Anytime. 351 00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:38,160 I'll See You Later. 352 00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:39,596 I'll Talk To You Tomorrow. 353 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,709 It's All Mine. 354 00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:54,577 This Whole Castle Is Mine! 355 00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,516 I Am Master Of The Manor. 356 00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:03,354 I'm Lord Of The Castle. 357 00:17:04,621 --> 00:17:06,857 I'm Lord Of The Flies. 358 00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:09,226 Lord Of The Dance! 359 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,162 I'm Rich! I'm Rich! 360 00:17:12,194 --> 00:17:13,696 I'm Really, Really Rich! 361 00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:16,566 I'm Rich! I'm Rich! 362 00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:18,268 I'm Really, Really Rich! 363 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,269 I'm Rich! I'm Rich! 364 00:17:20,302 --> 00:17:22,106 I'm On Top Of The World! 365 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:28,779 Uh...What Can I Say? I've Never Been Rich Before. 366 00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:30,946 And It Looks Like I'm Your New Driver. 367 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,749 Great. 368 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:34,451 I Live Upstairs In The West Wing. 369 00:17:34,483 --> 00:17:37,220 I'll Be More Than Happy To Help You Find Your Bedroom. 370 00:17:37,252 --> 00:17:40,890 Sure. I've Never Lived In A Place Where I Needed A Tour Guide Before. 371 00:17:42,491 --> 00:17:44,927 Oh, Man, Have I Got A Weird Taste In My Mouth. 372 00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:46,195 You Got A Mint? 373 00:17:46,229 --> 00:17:47,096 No. 374 00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:48,597 It Taste Like... 375 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:51,268 It Taste Like Shoe Leather. 376 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,202 Are You All Right, Chief? 377 00:17:53,235 --> 00:17:56,272 Yeah. Yeah, I'm Fine. 378 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:57,774 Ok. Follow Me. 379 00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:59,510 Ok. 380 00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:18,295 The Old Man Knew Exactly What He Was Doing. 381 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,629 He Was Trying To Teach Us Some Stupid Lesson 382 00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:22,499 About The Real World Or Something. 383 00:18:22,531 --> 00:18:25,601 All I Want To Know Is, How Do We Get Our Money Back? 384 00:18:25,635 --> 00:18:27,069 According To The Will, 385 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:28,971 The Only Way To Dissolve The Trust 386 00:18:29,004 --> 00:18:31,907 Is To Prove That The Trustee, Mr. Jack Morgan, 387 00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:34,577 Is Mentally Incompetent. 388 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,946 He Claims To Be A Dog Psychic. 389 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,280 What More Proof Do You Need? 390 00:18:38,314 --> 00:18:39,115 Can You Do It? 391 00:18:39,148 --> 00:18:42,251 Of Course. Relax. 392 00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:44,788 If It Takes Me More Than A Week I'll Retire. 393 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:48,157 But It's Going To Cost You. 394 00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:49,459 How Much? 395 00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:51,694 Thirty Percent. 396 00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:53,163 What? 397 00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:53,163 What? 398 00:18:53,195 --> 00:18:56,132 I Think He Said Thirty Percent. 399 00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:59,869 That's Thirty Percent Of Our Money. 400 00:18:59,903 --> 00:19:02,972 Your Money Currently Belongs To A Dog. 401 00:19:03,006 --> 00:19:04,673 Ooh! 402 00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:08,177 Thirty Percent Of Squat Is Still Squat. 403 00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:09,679 Do You Want Your House Back Or Not? 404 00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:11,647 I Cost Because I'm The Best In The Business. 405 00:19:11,681 --> 00:19:14,284 I Have You Back In Your Mansion, On Your Patio, 406 00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:17,953 With That Dog On A Barbecue Spit, In A Couple Of Weeks. 407 00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:19,990 But Thirty Percent Is What It Will Cost. 408 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,493 Take It Or Leave It. 409 00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:28,898 Well, What Do We Do For Money In The Meantime? 410 00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:31,067 You Could Always Take A Job. 411 00:19:31,099 --> 00:19:32,868 [ Gasps ] 412 00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:36,740 All Right, Cut Back On Your Spending. 413 00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:38,875 Cut Back? 414 00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:40,543 How Am I Supposed To Live? 415 00:19:40,577 --> 00:19:43,212 I Used An Imported Shampoo. 416 00:19:44,913 --> 00:19:48,151 Well, You Could Wear That Hat For A Week. 417 00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:51,520 No, No, No, No. We Need A Court Order 418 00:19:51,554 --> 00:19:53,256 To Be Able To Get Back Into The House, 419 00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:55,424 To Be Able To Get Our Cars, Our Belongings-- 420 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,094 Negative. I Don't Want You Going Back There 421 00:19:58,126 --> 00:19:59,596 Until After The Trial. 422 00:19:59,628 --> 00:20:01,597 We're Going For Emotion Here. 423 00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:02,899 I Want To Be Able To Tell The Jury 424 00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:05,268 That You Were Too Traumatized To Go Back. 425 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:09,004 Don't Worry. You'll Be Back In Your Rooms In No Time. 426 00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:11,173 This Is An Outrage. 427 00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:14,043 We Have No Credit Cards, No Cars. 428 00:20:14,077 --> 00:20:16,112 I Can't Even Imagine What Kind Of Room We Could Rent 429 00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:17,780 For The Amount Of Cash We Have On Us. 430 00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:19,282 What Are We Gonna Do? 431 00:20:19,315 --> 00:20:21,551 Shhh, Shhh, Shhh. 432 00:20:21,584 --> 00:20:25,855 We'll Consider The Offer, Mr. Phister. 433 00:20:25,887 --> 00:20:27,256 Thank You. 434 00:20:27,289 --> 00:20:28,658 Come On. Let's Go. 435 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,933 I Can't Stand The Thought Of That Little Creep In Home. 436 00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,437 Heaven Only Knows What He's Doing At This Very Moment. 437 00:20:52,815 --> 00:20:56,787 It's Good! Jack Morgan Wins It Again! 438 00:21:01,423 --> 00:21:03,960 Oh, No. Where's The Ball? 439 00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:05,794 Where's The Ball? 440 00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,663 I'm Going In. 441 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,269 [ Knocking ] 442 00:21:13,302 --> 00:21:17,673 Mr. Morgan, It's The Housekeepers. 443 00:21:17,706 --> 00:21:19,875 Would You Like Some Dinner? 444 00:21:37,192 --> 00:21:38,628 Ooh! 445 00:21:40,363 --> 00:21:43,232 Wait. Don't Be Afraid. I Live Here. 446 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:47,803 Miss? 447 00:21:49,672 --> 00:21:51,575 Hello. 448 00:21:59,648 --> 00:22:01,617 Look At These Sheets! 449 00:22:01,651 --> 00:22:02,786 At Least, They're Clean. 450 00:22:02,818 --> 00:22:04,287 But They're Cotton! 451 00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:07,856 This Skin Has Never Slept On Anything Less Than 100% Silk. 452 00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:11,728 And I'm Certainly Not About To Start Rubbing Elbows With Mattress Buttons Now. 453 00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:16,732 This Is Unbearable. 454 00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:19,035 This Is Completely Unacceptable! 455 00:22:19,067 --> 00:22:24,206 How Much Longer Can We Be Expected To Endure This? 456 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,376 I Suggest We Take Matters Into Our Own Hands. 457 00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:30,980 Tell Me. What Do You Have In Mind? 458 00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:34,683 Why Pay That Greedy Attorney Millions Of Dollars 459 00:22:34,717 --> 00:22:36,920 When We Can Handle The Problem Ourselves? 460 00:22:36,952 --> 00:22:38,654 Yes? Yes? 461 00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:40,757 If Lucky Becomes Unlucky 462 00:22:40,789 --> 00:22:43,225 The Money Reverts To Us. 463 00:22:43,259 --> 00:22:45,428 You Mean All We Have To Do 464 00:22:45,461 --> 00:22:47,764 Is Change The Dog's Name? 465 00:22:49,598 --> 00:22:54,069 No. If Lucky Has An Accident... 466 00:22:54,103 --> 00:22:57,273 We Get All Of It Back. 467 00:22:57,306 --> 00:22:59,308 Oh. 468 00:23:00,942 --> 00:23:02,945 It's Too Risky. 469 00:23:02,979 --> 00:23:04,913 Before We Go That Far, 470 00:23:04,946 --> 00:23:08,016 Let's Get The Goods On That Phony Mutt Lover. 471 00:23:08,049 --> 00:23:10,619 Let's Not Forget We're Down To Our Last Quarter. 472 00:23:10,653 --> 00:23:13,623 Can I Use It For The Vibrating Bed? 473 00:23:13,655 --> 00:23:15,459 Please? 474 00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:29,938 I Know It's Strange 475 00:23:29,971 --> 00:23:31,941 But Mr. Windsor Was Convinced 476 00:23:31,973 --> 00:23:34,944 I'd Know Exactly How Lucky Wants The Money Spent. 477 00:23:36,412 --> 00:23:39,115 I'm Neat And I'm Tidy, 478 00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:41,451 I Eat The Normal Stuff At The Normal Times. 479 00:23:41,483 --> 00:23:43,218 Nothing Fancy About Me. 480 00:23:43,251 --> 00:23:46,221 I Think You'll Find I'm Just A Normal-- 481 00:23:46,254 --> 00:23:47,122 [ Mystical Bark ] 482 00:23:47,155 --> 00:23:48,124 What? 483 00:23:48,156 --> 00:23:49,625 What? 484 00:23:49,658 --> 00:23:51,293 What Did You Say? 485 00:23:51,327 --> 00:23:53,596 I Beg Your Pardon? 486 00:23:53,628 --> 00:23:55,631 You Said Something About Going Outside. 487 00:23:55,664 --> 00:23:58,300 Outside? No. 488 00:23:58,334 --> 00:23:59,602 You? 489 00:23:59,635 --> 00:24:00,769 No. 490 00:24:00,802 --> 00:24:02,671 Oh. 491 00:24:02,704 --> 00:24:04,973 What Was I Saying? 492 00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:07,443 You Said You Were Normal And-- 493 00:24:07,477 --> 00:24:10,747 That's Right. I Am Perfectly Normal And-- 494 00:24:10,779 --> 00:24:13,348 Hey, If You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go. 495 00:24:13,382 --> 00:24:14,651 Don't Let Me Stop You. 496 00:24:14,683 --> 00:24:15,518 What? 497 00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:17,252 You Just Said-- 498 00:24:17,286 --> 00:24:18,788 I Didn't Say Anything. 499 00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:20,088 Are You Sure? 500 00:24:20,122 --> 00:24:21,524 I Think I'd Know. 501 00:24:21,557 --> 00:24:22,357 Then You? 502 00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:23,894 Nothing. 503 00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:32,769 Arf! 504 00:24:32,801 --> 00:24:34,436 Oh, No. 505 00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:37,039 What Is It? 506 00:24:37,073 --> 00:24:39,342 He Just... 507 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,611 I Just... 508 00:24:41,644 --> 00:24:43,512 Oooh! 509 00:24:44,846 --> 00:24:46,316 Do You Know What This Means? 510 00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:49,618 Yes. The Dog Wants To Go Outside. 511 00:24:49,652 --> 00:24:51,520 How Did You Know That? 512 00:24:51,554 --> 00:24:55,191 Because Dogs Always Make Those Whining Noises 513 00:24:55,223 --> 00:24:57,159 When They Want To Go Out. 514 00:24:57,192 --> 00:25:00,730 Oh. Right. 515 00:25:01,998 --> 00:25:04,801 I'm A Dog Therapist. I Know That. 516 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:07,470 Will You Excuse Us For Just A Minute? 517 00:25:07,502 --> 00:25:10,072 Can I Talk To You? 518 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:16,645 I'm Hearing You Inside My Head. 519 00:25:16,679 --> 00:25:19,015 And You Can Understand Me Too, Can't You? 520 00:25:19,048 --> 00:25:19,848 Arf! 521 00:25:19,882 --> 00:25:21,651 Why Didn't You Tell Me 522 00:25:21,683 --> 00:25:22,751 When We First Met At The Office? 523 00:25:22,785 --> 00:25:24,087 Arf! 524 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,754 All Right, Maybe I Wasn't Listening, 525 00:25:25,788 --> 00:25:27,222 But I Had A Lot On My Mind. 526 00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:29,092 He's Talking To The Dog. 527 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,660 He's Very Strange. 528 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:31,994 You Don't Understand. 529 00:25:32,028 --> 00:25:33,195 After All These Years It's Come Back. 530 00:25:33,229 --> 00:25:34,430 Why Now? 531 00:25:34,462 --> 00:25:36,365 I Knew This Setup Was Too Good To Be True. 532 00:25:36,398 --> 00:25:37,699 Arf! 533 00:25:37,732 --> 00:25:38,934 I Know You Need To Go Out. 534 00:25:38,968 --> 00:25:40,103 Just Hold It, Will You? 535 00:25:40,135 --> 00:25:42,739 Listen. I Have Been Through This Before 536 00:25:42,771 --> 00:25:43,673 And It's No Fun For Me. 537 00:25:43,705 --> 00:25:45,841 Arf! Arf! Arf! 538 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,844 All Right, Slow Down, Will Ya? 539 00:25:47,876 --> 00:25:49,378 I Haven't Done This Since I Was A Kid. 540 00:25:52,147 --> 00:25:54,116 Wait A Minute. 541 00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:55,819 This Could Be Worse Than I Thought. 542 00:25:58,921 --> 00:26:01,257 All Right, Listen. 543 00:26:01,289 --> 00:26:02,692 I've Got To Ask You Something. 544 00:26:02,724 --> 00:26:05,193 This Is Very Important So Think It Through Carefully. 545 00:26:05,227 --> 00:26:07,263 What's Your Personality Like? 546 00:26:07,296 --> 00:26:09,265 Do You Get Over Excited Easily? 547 00:26:09,298 --> 00:26:12,434 All Right, You Don't Strike As The Type That Gets Too Hyper. 548 00:26:12,468 --> 00:26:15,271 And That's Good Because It's Very Important To Stay Calm. 549 00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:18,408 Whatever You Do, You Don't Want To Get Too Emotional. 550 00:26:18,441 --> 00:26:22,545 Now, Tail Wagging Is Acceptable In Moderation. 551 00:26:22,577 --> 00:26:26,081 An Occasional Outbreak Of Barking Or A Token Growl Is Fine Too. 552 00:26:26,115 --> 00:26:27,951 You Just Don't Want To Get Too Excited. 553 00:26:27,983 --> 00:26:31,320 Because It's Bad. It's Real Bad. 554 00:26:32,788 --> 00:26:34,123 Why Is It Bad? 555 00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:35,724 You Don't Want To Know. 556 00:26:35,758 --> 00:26:37,961 People Might Think I'm Nuts. 557 00:26:37,993 --> 00:26:41,129 He's Definitely Nuts. 558 00:26:41,163 --> 00:26:42,765 Arf! Arf! Arf! 559 00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:43,799 All Right, Already. 560 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,435 I Heard You The First Two Times. 561 00:26:45,468 --> 00:26:47,804 You Want To Go Out, We'll Go Out. 562 00:26:51,874 --> 00:26:54,443 Don't Think You're Gonna Be Barking Out Orders At Me, Either. 563 00:26:54,477 --> 00:26:56,713 That's Not How It's Gonna Work Around Here. 564 00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,615 Are You Listening To Me? 565 00:26:59,648 --> 00:27:02,250 That's The Same Spot You're Circled Three Times Now. 566 00:27:02,283 --> 00:27:03,218 Don't You Recognize It Yet. 567 00:27:04,654 --> 00:27:07,824 Sorry. I Didn't Mean To Throw Off Your Concentration. 568 00:27:12,327 --> 00:27:15,263 Oh, That's The Spot, Huh? 569 00:27:15,297 --> 00:27:17,901 Great! I Think You Made A Fine Choice. 570 00:27:20,702 --> 00:27:22,105 What? 571 00:27:22,137 --> 00:27:26,141 Oh, For Crying Out Loud. I'm Not Watching. 572 00:27:26,174 --> 00:27:27,711 I'm Waiting. 573 00:27:29,577 --> 00:27:31,780 All Right, No Problem. 574 00:27:31,814 --> 00:27:33,817 I Guess I Wouldn't Want To Be Watched Either. 575 00:27:39,254 --> 00:27:40,856 Are You Finished? 576 00:27:40,890 --> 00:27:42,726 Hello? 577 00:27:45,027 --> 00:27:46,029 [ Barking ] 578 00:27:46,061 --> 00:27:47,663 What? 579 00:27:49,731 --> 00:27:51,800 A Bone? 580 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:54,137 All Right, Just Calm Down. 581 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:55,238 It's Just A Bone. 582 00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:57,240 Stay Calm. 583 00:27:57,272 --> 00:28:00,642 Lucky, Just Relax, Will Ya? 584 00:28:00,675 --> 00:28:03,746 I Thought You Said You Didn't Get Excited That Easy-- 585 00:28:06,281 --> 00:28:08,850 Oh, No. 586 00:28:08,884 --> 00:28:10,720 No! No! 587 00:28:16,192 --> 00:28:19,261 What In The World? 588 00:28:28,770 --> 00:28:30,106 Excuse Me. 589 00:28:30,138 --> 00:28:32,474 Excuse Me! 590 00:28:34,577 --> 00:28:37,279 Are You Sure You're All Right? 591 00:28:37,313 --> 00:28:39,282 I'm Fine. Just Looking For A Bone. 592 00:28:39,315 --> 00:28:42,919 A...A...A What? 593 00:28:42,952 --> 00:28:45,421 A Bone. A Bone. I Need To Find A Bone. 594 00:28:45,453 --> 00:28:47,289 I Buried A Big Juicy Bone Out Here A Few Nights Ago 595 00:28:47,323 --> 00:28:48,624 And I Can't Remember Where It Is. 596 00:28:48,656 --> 00:28:50,159 It's Driving Me Crazy. 597 00:28:52,161 --> 00:28:54,363 I Can Smell It. I Know It's In Here. 598 00:28:54,395 --> 00:28:55,731 I Can Just Taste It Too. 599 00:28:58,968 --> 00:29:01,337 Hold The Phone. This Could Be Gravy. 600 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,943 Hallelujah, It's Still Got Some Meat On It. 601 00:29:06,975 --> 00:29:09,978 You Need Help. 602 00:29:10,011 --> 00:29:12,447 Baby, I Could Just Chew On You All Night. 603 00:29:12,481 --> 00:29:14,416 How Dare You! 604 00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:16,853 Oh, Come Here, You Tasty Morsel. 605 00:29:26,427 --> 00:29:30,766 [ Barking ] 606 00:29:53,655 --> 00:29:56,658 I Think He's Dangerous. 607 00:29:56,692 --> 00:29:58,361 That Guy's A Fruitcake. 608 00:30:02,163 --> 00:30:04,233 [ Glass Breaking ] 609 00:30:22,684 --> 00:30:26,489 He's One Sick Puppy. 610 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,963 Excuse Me. 611 00:30:33,996 --> 00:30:37,633 I Just Wanted To Let You Know We're Leaving Now. 612 00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:40,368 It's Nothing Personal, 613 00:30:40,402 --> 00:30:43,739 But I Think You Might Be Possessed By The Devil Or Something. 614 00:30:43,771 --> 00:30:46,009 So We're Just Going To Go Now. 615 00:31:12,033 --> 00:31:14,436 [ Howling ] 616 00:31:51,906 --> 00:31:54,443 Oh, My Head. 617 00:32:05,087 --> 00:32:07,323 My Shoe! 618 00:32:08,356 --> 00:32:10,760 Lucky, Wake Up. We Gotta Talk. 619 00:32:14,829 --> 00:32:17,433 Hey, Look At This Place. 620 00:32:17,465 --> 00:32:18,900 Look At You. 621 00:32:18,933 --> 00:32:20,135 Look At Me. 622 00:32:20,169 --> 00:32:23,506 What Did We Do Last Night, Raid The City Dump? 623 00:32:24,606 --> 00:32:26,442 Wait. Don't Even Answer That. 624 00:32:26,474 --> 00:32:28,778 What Did I Get Myself Into? 625 00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:32,914 All Right, This Is Not Gonna Go On Like This. 626 00:32:32,948 --> 00:32:34,617 Do You Understand? 627 00:32:34,650 --> 00:32:36,953 You Have Got To Concentrate On Not Getting Excited 628 00:32:36,985 --> 00:32:39,120 And Behaving Yourself. 629 00:32:39,154 --> 00:32:40,323 You Got It? 630 00:32:41,789 --> 00:32:43,459 All Right, Then. 631 00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:50,298 64 Million Dollars. 632 00:32:50,331 --> 00:32:52,834 Just Keep Reminding Yourself Of That. 633 00:32:52,867 --> 00:32:54,837 Ahem, I Hate To Interrupt. 634 00:32:56,471 --> 00:32:57,839 Ah, Good Morning. 635 00:32:57,873 --> 00:32:59,342 Morning. 636 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:04,180 So, You Talk To The Dog, Huh? 637 00:33:04,212 --> 00:33:06,514 Yes, I Do. 638 00:33:06,548 --> 00:33:08,951 And He Understands You? 639 00:33:08,983 --> 00:33:11,953 I'm Afraid So. 640 00:33:11,987 --> 00:33:13,622 And You Understand Him. 641 00:33:13,654 --> 00:33:15,490 That's Right. 642 00:33:15,523 --> 00:33:19,694 Ok. I See. 643 00:33:19,728 --> 00:33:21,998 You Know, I've Known Ol' Lucky Here For A Few Years. 644 00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:24,066 Why Don't You Ask Him Why He Chewed Up 645 00:33:24,098 --> 00:33:26,335 My Brand New Italian Leather Gloves Last Week? 646 00:33:26,367 --> 00:33:28,104 I'd Really Like To Know That. 647 00:33:30,873 --> 00:33:32,775 Well? 648 00:33:37,378 --> 00:33:40,015 He Says He Couldn't Resist. 649 00:33:40,048 --> 00:33:41,517 He Loves Italian Food. 650 00:33:43,051 --> 00:33:45,053 Is That So? 651 00:33:47,623 --> 00:33:50,393 I Guess They Would Be Pretty Tasty At That. 652 00:33:54,063 --> 00:33:57,066 Why Don't You Clean Yourself Up? 653 00:33:57,098 --> 00:33:58,734 I'll Make Us A Pot Of Coffee. 654 00:34:00,469 --> 00:34:02,038 Thanks. 655 00:34:02,070 --> 00:34:04,139 Uh-Huh. 656 00:34:10,378 --> 00:34:12,447 Look At This Stuff, Man. 657 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,150 What Are You, A Walking Garbage Can? 658 00:34:19,054 --> 00:34:22,958 So, How Weird Did Things Get Last Night? 659 00:34:22,990 --> 00:34:25,260 Let's Just Say For The First Time In My Life, 660 00:34:25,293 --> 00:34:28,096 I Locked My Bedroom Door And Slept With My Light On. 661 00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:29,597 That Bad, Huh? 662 00:34:29,630 --> 00:34:33,402 You Want To Tell Me What's Going On Here, Chief? 663 00:34:33,434 --> 00:34:35,270 Not Really. 664 00:34:38,739 --> 00:34:42,110 Ok. Ok, Listen. 665 00:34:42,143 --> 00:34:46,147 When Lucky Gets Excited, 666 00:34:46,181 --> 00:34:50,786 When He Gets Really, Really Excited, 667 00:34:50,818 --> 00:34:56,092 His Personality Kind Of Jumps Into Me. 668 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:59,962 And Then I Kind Of Become Him. 669 00:34:59,994 --> 00:35:01,996 Arf! 670 00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:04,467 What? 671 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,268 You Know, It's Kind Of Like... 672 00:35:07,302 --> 00:35:09,672 Channeling. 673 00:35:09,704 --> 00:35:12,173 You Become A Dog? 674 00:35:12,206 --> 00:35:15,344 Cold Nose, Car Chasing, The Works. 675 00:35:15,376 --> 00:35:18,947 He Expects Me To Believe This. 676 00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:20,949 What, You Think I'm Making This Up? 677 00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:26,254 Hey, Listen, Calvin. 678 00:35:26,288 --> 00:35:28,289 I Wouldn't Blame You If You Left. 679 00:35:28,322 --> 00:35:30,326 I've Been Here 15 Years. 680 00:35:30,358 --> 00:35:32,627 I've Got A Good Thing Going Here. It's Home. 681 00:35:32,661 --> 00:35:34,630 I Want It To Stay That Way 682 00:35:34,663 --> 00:35:36,365 But If You Keep On Pretending To Be Lassie 683 00:35:36,398 --> 00:35:38,033 They're Gonna Run Us Out Of Here 684 00:35:38,065 --> 00:35:39,734 Quicker Than You Can Say, "Timmy Fell Down The Well." 685 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,611 Can I Fix You Some Breakfast? 686 00:35:49,644 --> 00:35:53,715 Bacon? Eggs? Kibble? 687 00:35:53,748 --> 00:35:56,818 No, Thanks. I Had Too Much Garbage Last Night. 688 00:35:59,154 --> 00:36:02,690 Hey, How About You, Fella? You Hungry? 689 00:36:02,724 --> 00:36:05,361 No. He Hasn't Had Much Of An Appetite 690 00:36:05,393 --> 00:36:06,361 Since The Night The Old Man Died. 691 00:36:08,864 --> 00:36:10,132 Here You Go, Lucky. 692 00:36:10,164 --> 00:36:12,168 Breakfast Fit For A King. 693 00:36:14,702 --> 00:36:16,672 You've Got To Eat, Lucky. 694 00:36:20,675 --> 00:36:22,378 What's Bothering You, Pal? 695 00:36:34,255 --> 00:36:36,858 Not Tonight, Lucky. 696 00:36:36,891 --> 00:36:39,462 It's The Coldest Night Of The Year. 697 00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,101 Arf! 698 00:36:46,134 --> 00:36:50,606 You Know Just How To Get To Me, Don't You, Boy? 699 00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:53,742 All Right, All Right, Come On. 700 00:37:01,717 --> 00:37:05,621 You're Going Too Fast For Me, Lucky. 701 00:37:05,654 --> 00:37:10,559 Wait A Minute. You'll Be Ok On Your Own. 702 00:37:32,313 --> 00:37:34,482 Arf! Arf! Arf! 703 00:37:39,855 --> 00:37:42,791 Lucky, It Wasn't Your Fault. He Was An Old Man. 704 00:37:44,659 --> 00:37:46,295 I Know You Miss Him, 705 00:37:46,327 --> 00:37:48,931 But Sooner Or Later, You've Got To Let Him Go. 706 00:37:48,963 --> 00:37:51,833 Just Try To Remember The Good Times You Had Together 707 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:54,135 Like Going For Walks, 708 00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:55,471 And Riding In The Car. 709 00:37:55,503 --> 00:37:57,772 Those Are The Things That He Left Behind For You. 710 00:37:57,806 --> 00:38:00,275 That's What You Have To Hold On To. 711 00:38:02,978 --> 00:38:05,114 In The Meantime, You've Got To Eat. 712 00:38:10,184 --> 00:38:12,788 I Know. You Need A Change Of Scenery. 713 00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:14,989 What Do You Say We Go Someplace? 714 00:38:15,023 --> 00:38:16,791 Arf! 715 00:38:16,824 --> 00:38:18,693 Oh, You Like That Idea, Huh? 716 00:38:18,726 --> 00:38:19,761 Where Do You Want To Go? 717 00:38:19,795 --> 00:38:24,133 What? You Want To Go Where? 718 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:28,671 Oh, No. Not The Mall. 719 00:38:28,704 --> 00:38:30,206 Ok, All Right, All Right. 720 00:38:33,007 --> 00:38:36,444 We've Decided To Go To The Mall. 721 00:38:36,478 --> 00:38:37,813 The Mall? 722 00:38:39,313 --> 00:38:43,652 Ok. Well, I'll Bring The Car Around. 723 00:38:47,422 --> 00:38:50,693 All Right. Just Don't Get Yourself All Worked Up. 724 00:38:50,726 --> 00:38:52,394 Ok, We're Going To The Mall. 725 00:38:52,427 --> 00:38:54,997 Just Stay Calm. Calm. 726 00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:02,938 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, We're Going For A Ride. 727 00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:30,164 I Apologize If You're Not, 728 00:39:30,197 --> 00:39:33,534 But Are You By Any Chance The Dog Right Now? 729 00:39:33,568 --> 00:39:36,205 I'm Covered In Fur, Aren't I? Who Else Would I Be? 730 00:39:36,237 --> 00:39:37,239 Come On, Let's Roll. 731 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,911 Hold It. Serious Itch Coming On. 732 00:39:50,751 --> 00:39:54,222 Oh, Honey. Come On, Bring It On Home. 733 00:39:55,956 --> 00:39:57,458 That's Better. 734 00:39:57,492 --> 00:39:59,461 Ever Get One Right Behind The Ear? 735 00:39:59,494 --> 00:40:03,097 That Can Drive You Crazy. 736 00:40:03,130 --> 00:40:05,634 Come On, Let's Get This Bucket On The Road. 737 00:40:07,668 --> 00:40:09,605 I'm Gonna Need A Lot More Money For This Gig. 738 00:40:09,637 --> 00:40:10,806 I Can See That Right Now. 739 00:40:15,643 --> 00:40:18,513 [ Both Barking ] 740 00:40:30,157 --> 00:40:32,994 [ Barking ] 741 00:40:39,768 --> 00:40:42,103 Ha Ha Ha! Look At 'Em! 742 00:40:42,137 --> 00:40:43,639 Better Than We Could've Hoped For. 743 00:40:46,141 --> 00:40:48,344 He's A Total Maniac! 744 00:40:49,777 --> 00:40:51,279 Get Close To The Limousine 745 00:40:51,313 --> 00:40:53,449 So We Can Get 'Em On Tape. Hurry! 746 00:40:53,481 --> 00:40:55,050 I Know What I'm Doing. 747 00:40:57,152 --> 00:40:58,253 Are You Getting This On Video? 748 00:40:58,286 --> 00:40:59,655 Every Bark Of It. 749 00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:11,433 Hurry Up, Stupid! They're Getting Away. 750 00:41:11,465 --> 00:41:14,001 Would You Stop Telling Me How To Drive?! 751 00:41:14,034 --> 00:41:15,170 You Don't Even Have A License. 752 00:41:15,202 --> 00:41:18,373 And Don't Call Me Stupid Anymore. 753 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,476 Look Out! 754 00:41:25,413 --> 00:41:27,282 Now You've Done It, Lyle! 755 00:41:27,315 --> 00:41:28,684 Well, It Was Your Fault. 756 00:41:28,717 --> 00:41:31,854 At Least We Have That Raving Idiot On Video Tape. 757 00:41:31,887 --> 00:41:35,123 Oh, No. I Forgot To Put A Video Tape In This Thing. 758 00:41:35,155 --> 00:41:37,058 You What?! 759 00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:40,062 Go, Go, Go, Go, Go! 760 00:41:41,362 --> 00:41:42,998 Come Back Here! 761 00:41:49,170 --> 00:41:52,039 Well, We've Lost Them. 762 00:41:52,072 --> 00:41:54,809 Well, It's Time To Stop Pussyfooting Around. 763 00:41:54,842 --> 00:41:57,812 Don't You Think It'll Look A Tad Suspicious 764 00:41:57,846 --> 00:41:59,681 If Something Happens To The Dog So Soon? 765 00:41:59,713 --> 00:42:01,717 I Pulled It Off The First Time, Didn't I? 766 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:05,087 We'll Break Into The House And We'll Get The Mutt Tonight. 767 00:42:05,119 --> 00:42:08,489 This Time Next Week We'll Be Sleeping In Our Own Beds. 768 00:42:08,523 --> 00:42:10,692 Everybody In Sync? 769 00:42:10,724 --> 00:42:13,094 Maybe I Could Make A Deal With Him? 770 00:42:13,128 --> 00:42:14,830 The Dog? 771 00:42:14,862 --> 00:42:19,000 No, Our Mr. Morgan. 772 00:42:19,034 --> 00:42:20,869 Oh. 773 00:42:21,902 --> 00:42:26,107 I'll Use My Irresistible Charm. 774 00:42:26,141 --> 00:42:27,909 Right. 775 00:42:33,315 --> 00:42:34,416 Stop That. 776 00:42:34,449 --> 00:42:36,385 Stop That! 777 00:42:37,217 --> 00:42:38,420 I Gotta Chew! I Gotta Chew! 778 00:42:38,452 --> 00:42:42,257 Oh, There's Happy Bumps In The Glove Compartment. 779 00:42:44,726 --> 00:42:46,762 All Right, Already. Here. 780 00:43:04,311 --> 00:43:06,748 Wow. What Just Happened? 781 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:08,784 You Took Another Little Trip To The Rubber Kennel. 782 00:43:08,817 --> 00:43:12,219 We've Got To Figure Out A Way To Keep Lucky 783 00:43:12,253 --> 00:43:13,588 From Getting So Excited. 784 00:43:13,621 --> 00:43:15,156 Whatever You Say, Boss. 785 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,159 [ Ringing ] 786 00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:19,795 Hello? 787 00:43:19,827 --> 00:43:21,829 Ah, Yes, He Is, Ms. Kent. 788 00:43:21,862 --> 00:43:23,097 Just A Minute. 789 00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:24,298 Now, Remember, You Be Careful 790 00:43:24,331 --> 00:43:25,634 Or You're Gonna Blow It For Both Of Us. 791 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,436 Hello, Allison. 792 00:43:28,469 --> 00:43:29,904 Hi, How Are You? 793 00:43:29,938 --> 00:43:32,773 Sure, Sure, I'd Love To Sign Some More Papers. 794 00:43:32,806 --> 00:43:35,076 But Right Now We're On Our Way To The Mall. 795 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:37,112 Why Don't You Just Meet Us There? 796 00:43:38,313 --> 00:43:40,581 Your Daughter? I Didn't Know You Had-- 797 00:43:40,614 --> 00:43:42,016 Well, Bring Her Along. 798 00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:45,821 We're Going To The Pet Store. 799 00:43:45,853 --> 00:43:47,188 Where Else Is A Dog Gonna Shop? 800 00:43:57,132 --> 00:43:59,334 I Hate To Break It To You, Lucky, 801 00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:01,937 But Dogs Just Don't Buy Furniture. 802 00:44:01,969 --> 00:44:06,107 A New Dish, Maybe, Or A Studded Collar. 803 00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:07,376 Arf! Arf! 804 00:44:07,409 --> 00:44:08,977 It Does Look Comfortable, But-- 805 00:44:09,009 --> 00:44:11,379 I Don't Need To Try It. 806 00:44:11,413 --> 00:44:12,614 Look, It's Your Money. 807 00:44:12,646 --> 00:44:14,615 If You Really Like It Go Ahead And Buy It. 808 00:44:14,648 --> 00:44:18,619 All Right, I'll Try It. Relax. 809 00:44:18,652 --> 00:44:20,321 Remember, You're Got To Stay Cool. 810 00:44:22,556 --> 00:44:25,192 Ooh, You're Right. This Is Nice. 811 00:44:25,226 --> 00:44:27,730 And The Leather Doesn't Rub Your Fur The Wrong Way. 812 00:44:28,862 --> 00:44:31,966 Get The Dog Off The Sofa, Please. 813 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,637 Oh, Sorry, But He Insists On Checking It Out Before We Buy It. 814 00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:37,539 Well, It Happens To Be Our Finest Model. 815 00:44:37,572 --> 00:44:39,074 $5,000. 816 00:44:39,106 --> 00:44:42,309 What? Five Grand For A Sofa? 817 00:44:42,342 --> 00:44:44,413 Arf! Arf! 818 00:44:44,445 --> 00:44:45,514 Are You Sure? 819 00:44:45,547 --> 00:44:48,916 Arf! Arf! Arf! 820 00:44:48,949 --> 00:44:50,217 Whatever You Say. 821 00:44:50,251 --> 00:44:52,187 We'll Take It. 822 00:44:52,219 --> 00:44:55,189 Arf! Arf! 823 00:44:55,222 --> 00:44:56,324 And That One. 824 00:44:56,356 --> 00:44:58,360 Arf! 825 00:44:58,393 --> 00:44:59,161 And That One. 826 00:44:59,193 --> 00:45:00,862 Arf! Arf! Arf! 827 00:45:00,894 --> 00:45:03,898 And The Two Red Ones Over By The Door. 828 00:45:03,931 --> 00:45:07,135 Very Well. We Can Make Delivery Next Week. 829 00:45:11,139 --> 00:45:13,642 No. I'm Sorry. He Wants Them Tomorrow Or The Deal's Off. 830 00:45:17,644 --> 00:45:20,048 Would A 10:00 Delivery Be Satisfactory? 831 00:45:24,384 --> 00:45:25,987 Come On. Make Up Your Mind, Lucky. 832 00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:32,893 Great! 833 00:45:32,927 --> 00:45:35,097 We'll Take A Pair Of These Too. 834 00:45:46,007 --> 00:45:48,710 Hey, Here's A Nice One. 835 00:45:48,742 --> 00:45:50,277 Soft, Squeaky. 836 00:45:50,311 --> 00:45:52,314 Give It A Test Chew. See What You Think. 837 00:45:55,849 --> 00:45:57,818 Too Squeaky? 838 00:45:57,851 --> 00:45:58,987 Fine. 839 00:46:02,923 --> 00:46:05,960 Here's Something No Home Should Be Without-- 840 00:46:05,994 --> 00:46:08,297 A Green Lamb Chop. What Do You Think? 841 00:46:09,797 --> 00:46:11,332 Nah. I Didn't Like It Either. 842 00:46:12,634 --> 00:46:14,168 Oh, Look At This-- 843 00:46:14,201 --> 00:46:17,104 Cheese-Filled, Smokey Flavor... 844 00:46:17,137 --> 00:46:19,106 How About One Of These? 845 00:46:19,139 --> 00:46:20,442 Arf! Arf! 846 00:46:20,474 --> 00:46:22,143 Two Of 'Em? 847 00:46:22,177 --> 00:46:23,178 Ok. 848 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:25,346 All Of 'Em? 849 00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:26,682 All Right. 850 00:46:28,115 --> 00:46:30,284 I Should Taste-Test This Stuff Myself 851 00:46:30,318 --> 00:46:32,821 Because I'll Probably End Up Chewing On Most Of It. 852 00:46:35,489 --> 00:46:37,192 Now What? 853 00:46:43,498 --> 00:46:47,802 Ok, This Shopping Spree Is Officially Over. 854 00:46:47,835 --> 00:46:49,670 Come On. 855 00:46:54,675 --> 00:46:56,277 May I Have Him, Mom? 856 00:46:56,311 --> 00:46:58,046 I'll Take Care Of Him. I Promise. 857 00:46:58,079 --> 00:46:59,614 It's Not That Easy, Honey. 858 00:46:59,646 --> 00:47:01,782 The Apartment's No Place For A Puppy. 859 00:47:01,815 --> 00:47:03,350 He Needs A Yard To Play In. 860 00:47:03,384 --> 00:47:05,052 Let's Move Back To The House With Dad. 861 00:47:05,085 --> 00:47:06,721 He Has A Yard And Everything. 862 00:47:06,753 --> 00:47:09,657 Nicole, You Know We Can't Do That. 863 00:47:09,690 --> 00:47:13,828 Hi! Oh, What A Cute Puppy. 864 00:47:16,063 --> 00:47:17,431 Did I Say The Wrong Thing? 865 00:47:18,498 --> 00:47:20,801 We Don't Have Room For A Puppy 866 00:47:20,835 --> 00:47:22,037 Because My Dad Got The House. 867 00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:23,305 Nicole! 868 00:47:23,338 --> 00:47:24,840 She's Not Married. 869 00:47:25,873 --> 00:47:27,908 He Likes Me. What's His Name? 870 00:47:27,942 --> 00:47:29,644 Lucky. And I'm Jack. 871 00:47:29,677 --> 00:47:31,413 I Bet Lucky Would Love It 872 00:47:31,445 --> 00:47:32,813 If You Came Over To Play Sometime. 873 00:47:32,847 --> 00:47:34,049 Can I, Mom? 874 00:47:34,081 --> 00:47:35,317 We'll See, Honey. 875 00:47:35,349 --> 00:47:37,918 Hear That, Lucky. We're Gonna Be Friends. 876 00:47:37,951 --> 00:47:39,287 There You Go. You Got Him? 877 00:47:40,788 --> 00:47:43,058 Thanks. That Was Really Sweet. 878 00:47:43,090 --> 00:47:44,893 Oh, Sure. 879 00:47:44,925 --> 00:47:47,194 Any Friend Of Lucky's Is A Friend Of Mine. 880 00:47:47,228 --> 00:47:50,831 Hey, I Have Some Documents I Need You To Sign If You Don't Mind. 881 00:47:50,864 --> 00:47:52,199 No Problemo. 882 00:47:52,233 --> 00:47:55,769 All Right. 883 00:47:55,802 --> 00:47:58,440 Alrighty, Right There On The Dotted Line? 884 00:47:58,472 --> 00:48:00,041 Yep, Right There. 885 00:48:03,577 --> 00:48:05,547 [ Hissing ] 886 00:48:05,579 --> 00:48:07,282 You Don't Like Cats? 887 00:48:07,315 --> 00:48:08,916 Huh? 888 00:48:08,949 --> 00:48:11,452 Mom, Lucky Wants To Lead! 889 00:48:11,485 --> 00:48:12,621 Do You Have Time For A Little Walk? 890 00:48:12,654 --> 00:48:14,021 Sure. 891 00:48:14,054 --> 00:48:15,656 Hold On, Nic. We're Coming. 892 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:20,094 The Last Time I Spent An Afternoon Just Hanging Out At The Mall 893 00:48:20,128 --> 00:48:22,463 I Was Still Living In Nebraska. 894 00:48:22,496 --> 00:48:25,266 Nebraska? What Was Your Other Entertainment Option, 895 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:26,968 Tipping Over The Neighbor's Cow? 896 00:48:27,001 --> 00:48:30,205 For Your Information, There's A Lot Of Fun Things To Do In The Midwest. 897 00:48:30,237 --> 00:48:32,440 My Sisters And My Cousins, We'd All Hang Out. 898 00:48:32,472 --> 00:48:34,942 My Mom Used To Call Us The Seven Musketeers. 899 00:48:34,976 --> 00:48:36,544 Wow, There Was Seven Of You? 900 00:48:36,576 --> 00:48:39,713 Boy, It Must Seem Real Quiet Now With Just You And Nicole. 901 00:48:39,746 --> 00:48:41,282 Quiet's Ok. 902 00:48:41,315 --> 00:48:44,151 But I Think She's Missing Out On Something Really Special. 903 00:48:44,184 --> 00:48:48,289 Being From A Big Family, There Was Always Someone There For You. 904 00:48:48,322 --> 00:48:50,125 Always. 905 00:49:08,509 --> 00:49:10,445 Thanks For The Ride, Jack. 906 00:49:10,478 --> 00:49:12,579 Oh, You're Welcome. I Love Trains. 907 00:49:12,612 --> 00:49:14,949 When I Was Little I Always Wanted To Be An Engineer. 908 00:49:14,983 --> 00:49:18,153 You Know, For A Bachelor, You're Pretty Good With Kids. 909 00:49:18,186 --> 00:49:20,288 Oh, Well, Thanks. 910 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,023 I Guess I Do Have A Sensitive Side. 911 00:49:22,056 --> 00:49:25,293 I'm Not One Of Those Guys Who Cries At The Drop Of A Hat, 912 00:49:25,326 --> 00:49:29,030 But I Do Like Kids. And Girls Too. 913 00:49:29,063 --> 00:49:32,000 In Fact, Allison, Would You Ever Consider... 914 00:49:32,032 --> 00:49:34,670 [ Sniffing ] 915 00:49:37,672 --> 00:49:39,541 Wonton Chicken! 916 00:49:39,574 --> 00:49:40,642 Excuse Me. 917 00:49:42,576 --> 00:49:44,611 Sweet And Sour Pork. 918 00:49:44,644 --> 00:49:45,780 What? 919 00:49:45,813 --> 00:49:48,317 I Can Smell It. It's Near. It's Near. 920 00:49:51,418 --> 00:49:54,922 Yeah, It's Probably Over At Wonton Tommie's. 921 00:49:56,523 --> 00:49:58,326 Yeee-Haaaa! 922 00:50:00,661 --> 00:50:02,697 They Must Be Pretty Hungry. 923 00:50:02,730 --> 00:50:05,733 I Guess So, Honey. 924 00:50:05,766 --> 00:50:07,435 Come On. Let's Go. 925 00:50:21,282 --> 00:50:23,385 Gotta Have More, More. 926 00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:26,454 Table Scraps. Table Scraps. 927 00:50:57,884 --> 00:51:00,788 What Is All This? Are They Remodeling The Place? 928 00:51:00,822 --> 00:51:03,157 It Looks Like He Bought The Whole Stupid Town. 929 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,097 He's Having Steaks Delivered. 930 00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:11,598 Tons Of Them. 931 00:51:11,632 --> 00:51:13,902 What? Give Me Those! 932 00:51:20,942 --> 00:51:23,878 Hundreds Of Chew Toys? 933 00:51:23,911 --> 00:51:25,914 I Don't Believe This. 934 00:51:28,449 --> 00:51:31,253 Now's The Time To Make My Move. 935 00:51:36,824 --> 00:51:38,793 How Many Dogs You Got Here, Anyway? 936 00:51:38,826 --> 00:51:40,462 Just One. 937 00:51:40,494 --> 00:51:44,431 But He And The Dog Have A Very Special Relationship. 938 00:51:44,465 --> 00:51:48,269 Just Go Pile This Up With The Rest Of The Stuff. 939 00:51:49,637 --> 00:51:51,106 Admit It, You Overdid It. 940 00:51:51,139 --> 00:51:52,808 Now Where're We Supposed To Put All This Stuff? 941 00:51:55,842 --> 00:51:57,911 Lucky, Come On, Come On. 942 00:51:57,945 --> 00:51:59,247 Can't You Wait Till Dinnertime? 943 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,749 Yoo-Hoo! Hello There. 944 00:52:01,782 --> 00:52:04,952 Oh, My Dear Boy, 945 00:52:04,985 --> 00:52:08,088 Please Allow Me To Apologize 946 00:52:08,121 --> 00:52:09,790 For My Behavior The Other Day. 947 00:52:09,824 --> 00:52:11,925 Say You'll Forgive Me. 948 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:14,995 Ok. Yeah, Sure. 949 00:52:15,029 --> 00:52:18,333 You Can't Imaging How Distraught I Was 950 00:52:18,365 --> 00:52:21,802 Over The Sudden Passing Of My Beloved Uncle. 951 00:52:21,835 --> 00:52:27,141 But You Seem Like A Reasonable Young Man. 952 00:52:27,175 --> 00:52:28,643 Uh-Huh. 953 00:52:28,675 --> 00:52:30,712 Good. 954 00:52:30,744 --> 00:52:33,347 Then We Can Discuss Business. 955 00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:35,782 [ Jackhammer ] 956 00:52:35,815 --> 00:52:39,186 What On Earth Are You Doing To This House? 957 00:52:39,219 --> 00:52:40,855 Oh, We're Tearing Out The Marble Floors. 958 00:52:40,887 --> 00:52:42,789 You're What? 959 00:52:42,822 --> 00:52:44,625 It Was Lucky's Idea, Not Mine. 960 00:52:44,659 --> 00:52:46,327 That Is Curara Marble! 961 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,628 Imported From Naples, 962 00:52:47,661 --> 00:52:49,196 Hand Carved And Polished! 963 00:52:49,230 --> 00:52:51,798 Yeah, But You Should Try Running On It. 964 00:52:51,831 --> 00:52:53,734 Your Paws Slip All Over The Place. 965 00:52:53,768 --> 00:52:55,970 Especially If You're Taking A Really Sharp Turn. 966 00:52:56,003 --> 00:52:58,506 I See. 967 00:52:58,539 --> 00:53:03,077 Do You Mind If I Ask What You Intend To Replace It With? 968 00:53:03,110 --> 00:53:04,913 Watch It, Lady. 969 00:53:09,282 --> 00:53:10,485 Astro Turf. 970 00:53:10,518 --> 00:53:13,021 Oooh! Ha Ha. 971 00:53:13,054 --> 00:53:15,889 But Of Course. 972 00:53:15,922 --> 00:53:19,259 Where Were We? 973 00:53:19,293 --> 00:53:22,730 Oh, Yes. Business. 974 00:53:22,762 --> 00:53:25,866 I Was Thinking, Perhaps There's A Way 975 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:27,434 That We Could Both Profit. 976 00:53:27,467 --> 00:53:28,735 Would You Look At That?! 977 00:53:28,768 --> 00:53:29,570 What? 978 00:53:29,603 --> 00:53:30,871 Bones! 979 00:53:34,308 --> 00:53:37,445 Beef-Basted, Crunchy, Munchy, 980 00:53:37,478 --> 00:53:39,681 Grade-A, Certified Bones! 981 00:53:39,713 --> 00:53:42,416 My Goodness! Get A Hold Of Yourself. 982 00:53:42,449 --> 00:53:45,018 You Know What I'm Gonna Do With Those Bones, Don't You? 983 00:53:45,052 --> 00:53:46,854 Bury 'Em! 984 00:53:46,887 --> 00:53:48,590 But Why? 985 00:53:48,623 --> 00:53:50,891 Duh. So I Can Dig 'Em Up Again. 986 00:53:50,925 --> 00:53:53,595 That Seems Rather Silly, Doesn't It? 987 00:53:53,628 --> 00:53:56,030 You Don't Understand, Do You? 988 00:53:56,063 --> 00:53:57,699 You Never Did. 989 00:53:57,731 --> 00:53:59,132 You Gotta Dig 'Em Up. 990 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:00,868 Think About It. 991 00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,603 It's 2:00 In The Morning 992 00:54:02,637 --> 00:54:04,439 And You Got Nothing To Do. 993 00:54:04,472 --> 00:54:06,608 All Of A Sudden, You Remember-- 994 00:54:06,641 --> 00:54:09,244 There's A Bone Buried In The Yard! 995 00:54:09,277 --> 00:54:11,913 I Can Dig It Up And Chew It To Pieces. 996 00:54:13,347 --> 00:54:16,784 You're Nothing But A Dirty, Filthy, 997 00:54:16,817 --> 00:54:19,454 Disgusting Young Man! 998 00:54:19,487 --> 00:54:20,822 What Did You Say? 999 00:54:20,855 --> 00:54:22,623 Stay Away From Me. 1000 00:54:22,657 --> 00:54:25,425 There's Something I've Always Wanted To Do. 1001 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:26,793 Arf! Arf! Arf! 1002 00:54:26,826 --> 00:54:28,329 I'm Warning You! 1003 00:54:34,634 --> 00:54:36,670 Aaaaah! 1004 00:54:45,045 --> 00:54:46,346 Well? 1005 00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,950 Did You Make A Deal With Him? 1006 00:54:48,983 --> 00:54:49,751 Not Exactly. 1007 00:54:49,784 --> 00:54:51,152 What Happened? 1008 00:54:51,184 --> 00:54:54,889 Let's Just Say He's A Very Disturbed Young Man. 1009 00:55:02,163 --> 00:55:04,465 All Right, Then, We're Gonna Do It My Way. 1010 00:55:04,498 --> 00:55:07,969 And I'm Gonna Really Enjoy Planning This One. 1011 00:55:08,001 --> 00:55:09,471 Let's Go. 1012 00:55:17,712 --> 00:55:19,813 I'll See If Everything's Ready. 1013 00:55:22,382 --> 00:55:24,351 Just Wait Here A Minute, All Right? 1014 00:55:25,686 --> 00:55:27,822 Calvin, You Ready? 1015 00:55:27,855 --> 00:55:29,057 Oh, Yeah. It's All Done. 1016 00:55:29,090 --> 00:55:30,124 Shhh. 1017 00:55:30,157 --> 00:55:31,793 I Hope He Likes It. 1018 00:55:31,826 --> 00:55:34,228 I'm Having A Ball Watching Him Throw Windsor's Money Around. 1019 00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:36,630 That's The Way A Dog Is When He's Free To Do Whatever He Wants. 1020 00:55:36,664 --> 00:55:37,832 Reckless Abandon. 1021 00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:41,035 Hey, Calvin, 1022 00:55:41,068 --> 00:55:45,807 I Really Appreciate You Keeping All My Little Freak-Outs A Secret. 1023 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,409 I Just Don't Want Anyone To Know About This. 1024 00:55:48,442 --> 00:55:51,144 Especially Not Mr. Windsor's Attorney, Ms. Kent, 1025 00:55:51,177 --> 00:55:52,313 All Right? 1026 00:55:52,346 --> 00:55:53,748 No Problem. 1027 00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:55,083 Thanks. 1028 00:55:56,617 --> 00:55:59,253 All Right, Lucky, Come On. 1029 00:55:59,286 --> 00:56:00,621 Time To Play. 1030 00:56:02,757 --> 00:56:03,925 Come On In. 1031 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:05,093 Come On. 1032 00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:06,928 It's All Yours, Luck. 1033 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,895 Look What We Set Up For You, Lucky. 1034 00:56:08,929 --> 00:56:11,432 Your Very Own Sidewalk Cafe. 1035 00:56:11,465 --> 00:56:13,902 With Today's Special, Leg Of Moose. 1036 00:56:18,139 --> 00:56:20,442 You Made Your Mark, Lucky. 1037 00:56:22,643 --> 00:56:25,380 Cold Cuts, Hot Dogs, 1038 00:56:25,413 --> 00:56:27,280 Lamb Chops, Pork Chops, 1039 00:56:27,313 --> 00:56:29,449 Roast Beef And Burgers, 1040 00:56:29,483 --> 00:56:32,220 Kibble By The Carload, 1041 00:56:32,253 --> 00:56:34,856 Lip-Smacking, Liver-Flavored Candy, 1042 00:56:34,889 --> 00:56:38,425 Gumballs That Make Their Own Gravy. 1043 00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:41,562 How About A Couple Of Barrels Full Of Lo-Cal Chew Toys? 1044 00:56:43,597 --> 00:56:45,299 Well, What Do You Think? 1045 00:56:45,331 --> 00:56:47,134 Wait Till You See The Rest Of This Stuff. 1046 00:56:52,306 --> 00:56:53,875 Wait Till You See This. 1047 00:56:53,907 --> 00:56:55,275 You're Not Gonna Believe It. 1048 00:57:05,652 --> 00:57:08,088 Lucky, Looks Like You Hit The Jackpot. 1049 00:57:10,423 --> 00:57:12,760 Come On, Lucky. Get 'Em. Get 'Em. 1050 00:57:21,302 --> 00:57:23,204 You Still Miss Mr. Windsor, Don't You? 1051 00:57:26,606 --> 00:57:29,277 It'll Be All Right, Fella. 1052 00:57:29,309 --> 00:57:31,445 We'll Get Through This Together. 1053 00:57:31,478 --> 00:57:34,514 All Right? It's Just Gonna Take Some Time. 1054 00:57:34,547 --> 00:57:36,082 Right Now, I Am Pooped. 1055 00:57:36,115 --> 00:57:37,684 I'm Going To Bed. 1056 00:57:37,717 --> 00:57:40,288 I Had No Idea Taking Care Of A Pile Of Money 1057 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,688 Could Be So Exhausting. 1058 00:57:49,163 --> 00:57:52,500 Hey, What You Doing, Lucky? 1059 00:57:52,532 --> 00:57:54,469 Looks Like He Wants To Play. 1060 00:57:54,501 --> 00:57:56,837 That Just Figures. 1061 00:57:56,871 --> 00:57:58,972 We've Got Thousands Of Dollars Worth Of Toys In Here 1062 00:57:59,005 --> 00:58:00,273 And He Wants To Play With A Sock. 1063 00:58:00,306 --> 00:58:01,975 Ha Ha Ha. 1064 00:58:02,009 --> 00:58:03,478 All Right. 1065 00:58:09,315 --> 00:58:10,984 All Right, Come On, Come On. 1066 00:58:11,018 --> 00:58:12,487 I'm Gonna Get It. I'm Gonna Get It. 1067 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:24,632 All Right, Lucky, We'll Play Again Tomorrow, Ok? 1068 00:58:24,664 --> 00:58:26,900 I'm Beat. I'll Catch You In The Morning, Calvin. 1069 00:58:26,934 --> 00:58:28,369 Ok. Good Night, Jack. 1070 00:58:28,402 --> 00:58:29,404 Good Night, Lucky. 1071 00:58:31,271 --> 00:58:33,040 What? 1072 00:58:34,507 --> 00:58:37,511 No, No, No. We Are Not Starting That. 1073 00:58:39,914 --> 00:58:41,783 No Means No. 1074 00:58:45,085 --> 00:58:47,554 Oh, All Right. 1075 00:58:47,588 --> 00:58:48,623 But Only For Tonight. 1076 00:59:04,737 --> 00:59:07,607 It's The Last Time I Send You To Buy Disguises. 1077 00:59:07,641 --> 00:59:10,344 You Have No Sense Of Taste Or Style. 1078 00:59:10,376 --> 00:59:11,746 It's All We Can Afford. 1079 00:59:11,779 --> 00:59:14,414 Will You Two Just Shut Up And Get Out Of The Car? 1080 00:59:16,650 --> 00:59:19,253 Get Out Of The Way. 1081 00:59:37,304 --> 00:59:39,407 We Don't Need A Ladder, Margaret. 1082 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,643 It'll Be Easy To Climb The Fence. 1083 00:59:42,675 --> 00:59:44,545 They're Gonna Hear Us. 1084 00:59:44,577 --> 00:59:46,947 Remind Me To Kill You When I Get Down From Here. 1085 00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:49,983 It's Diet Time For You, Margaret. 1086 00:59:50,650 --> 00:59:52,085 Ooh! 1087 00:59:59,659 --> 01:00:01,128 Oowwh! 1088 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,971 Hey, What About Me? 1089 01:00:20,213 --> 01:00:22,683 He's Gonna Cut The Alarm And The Telephones. 1090 01:00:32,492 --> 01:00:33,760 All Right! 1091 01:00:33,793 --> 01:00:36,463 Now This Is Gonna Take All The Lights Out. 1092 01:00:38,632 --> 01:00:40,467 We'll Wake Up The Entire Neighborhood. 1093 01:00:40,501 --> 01:00:42,803 Will You Get That Light Out Of My Face?! 1094 01:00:42,835 --> 01:00:44,738 Follow Me. 1095 01:01:06,259 --> 01:01:08,228 He's An Idiot. 1096 01:01:08,262 --> 01:01:10,664 It's One Big Canine Nightmare. 1097 01:01:10,697 --> 01:01:13,033 I Actually Kind Of Like This Carpet. 1098 01:01:13,067 --> 01:01:14,001 Shhh! 1099 01:01:14,034 --> 01:01:15,536 Ten-Shun! 1100 01:01:15,568 --> 01:01:17,337 Check Your Weapons. 1101 01:01:19,773 --> 01:01:23,010 Remember, This Dart Has Got Enough Sedative In It 1102 01:01:23,043 --> 01:01:25,046 To Knock This Mutt Out Cold. 1103 01:01:25,079 --> 01:01:26,247 We're Gonna Shot Him 1104 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,048 And Then We're Gonna Drag Him Out Of Here. 1105 01:01:28,081 --> 01:01:29,416 All Right? 1106 01:01:30,550 --> 01:01:32,052 She Has No Camouflage On. 1107 01:01:32,085 --> 01:01:34,854 You Have-- Oh! 1108 01:01:34,887 --> 01:01:36,856 Here. 1109 01:01:36,889 --> 01:01:38,224 Do I Have To? 1110 01:01:38,257 --> 01:01:39,626 [ Squeak ] 1111 01:01:42,061 --> 01:01:43,397 I'm Sorry. 1112 01:01:44,398 --> 01:01:46,200 Get With The Program. 1113 01:02:05,818 --> 01:02:08,755 [ Dart Gun Fires ] 1114 01:02:20,967 --> 01:02:22,636 Oh, I Thought I Got Him. 1115 01:02:57,436 --> 01:02:58,873 Ooh! 1116 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,409 Oow! 1117 01:03:03,443 --> 01:03:06,147 What Were You Doing Under There? 1118 01:03:06,179 --> 01:03:07,514 I Was Hiding! 1119 01:03:10,650 --> 01:03:14,120 Get Up! Get Up! 1120 01:03:14,154 --> 01:03:16,990 I'll Be Fine...Whoa! 1121 01:03:28,335 --> 01:03:31,271 If This Is His Idea Of Decorating 1122 01:03:31,304 --> 01:03:33,340 We Oughta Put A Dart In Him. 1123 01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:37,577 Ooh! Ooow! 1124 01:03:45,751 --> 01:03:48,188 Ha Ha Ha! 1125 01:03:50,489 --> 01:03:52,659 Whooa! 1126 01:03:56,996 --> 01:03:58,998 Wake Up. Wake Up, Lucky. 1127 01:03:59,032 --> 01:04:00,334 Did You Hear That? 1128 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,902 Let's Go Check It Out. 1129 01:04:02,936 --> 01:04:06,140 You Have To Watch Where You Aim That Thing. 1130 01:04:06,172 --> 01:04:09,009 Oh, Let's Just Get Out Of Here. 1131 01:04:39,972 --> 01:04:42,909 There's Someone In The House. 1132 01:04:42,943 --> 01:04:45,012 Well, Push The Emergency Button On The Alarm System. 1133 01:04:45,045 --> 01:04:46,113 I Tried It. It's Dead. 1134 01:04:46,146 --> 01:04:47,414 911? 1135 01:04:47,447 --> 01:04:48,782 The Phones Are Out Too. 1136 01:04:48,815 --> 01:04:50,583 Come On. 1137 01:04:50,617 --> 01:04:52,052 You Go Downstairs. 1138 01:04:52,085 --> 01:04:53,753 Lucky And I'll Cover The Upstairs. 1139 01:04:53,786 --> 01:04:55,422 Here. You're Gonna Need Something To Protect Yourself With. 1140 01:04:55,454 --> 01:04:56,923 What Am I Supposed To Do With This Thing? 1141 01:04:56,956 --> 01:04:58,791 Hit 'Em With The Dry End. 1142 01:04:58,824 --> 01:05:00,627 Let's Go. 1143 01:05:52,311 --> 01:05:54,147 Aah! 1144 01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:57,083 Will You Stop Sneaking Up On People? 1145 01:05:57,117 --> 01:05:59,053 I Was Here First. 1146 01:06:01,722 --> 01:06:03,357 Follow Me. 1147 01:06:29,081 --> 01:06:30,483 Aaaah! 1148 01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,888 You Cretins! 1149 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,322 Margaret, I Thought You Were The Dog. 1150 01:06:36,355 --> 01:06:39,159 [ Growling ] 1151 01:06:40,159 --> 01:06:43,297 That's Him. Shoot Him! Shoot Him! 1152 01:06:43,329 --> 01:06:44,130 Shut Up! 1153 01:06:44,164 --> 01:06:45,499 Where's Your Dart? 1154 01:06:45,532 --> 01:06:47,067 I Gotta Reload. 1155 01:06:47,099 --> 01:06:49,235 I'm The Only One Around Here Man Enough To Do The Job. 1156 01:06:49,268 --> 01:06:51,571 All Right, Everybody, Freeze! 1157 01:06:55,842 --> 01:06:57,545 I Missed. 1158 01:06:58,945 --> 01:07:00,948 Grrrrr! 1159 01:07:05,451 --> 01:07:07,620 Aaaah! 1160 01:07:55,802 --> 01:07:57,604 Snap Out Of It! 1161 01:07:57,637 --> 01:08:00,975 Come On, Jack. Come On. 1162 01:08:02,275 --> 01:08:04,445 I'm Gonna Go Next Door And Call The Cops. 1163 01:08:04,478 --> 01:08:06,113 I Know Who It Was-- 1164 01:08:06,146 --> 01:08:07,614 Windsor's Creepy Relatives. 1165 01:08:07,646 --> 01:08:08,614 Did You See Them? 1166 01:08:08,648 --> 01:08:11,251 No. It Was Too Dark. 1167 01:08:11,284 --> 01:08:12,719 Then How Did You Know It Was Them? 1168 01:08:12,751 --> 01:08:14,588 You Smelled Them? 1169 01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:15,989 That's Right. 1170 01:08:16,022 --> 01:08:17,458 Excuse Me. 1171 01:08:17,491 --> 01:08:20,060 Detective, You're Just Gonna Have To Take My Word For It. 1172 01:08:20,093 --> 01:08:21,394 I Know Their Scent. 1173 01:08:21,428 --> 01:08:23,764 What, Cologne, A Cigar? 1174 01:08:23,797 --> 01:08:25,633 What Exactly Did You Smell? 1175 01:08:28,434 --> 01:08:30,269 Never Mind. 1176 01:08:30,303 --> 01:08:31,839 You'll Never Believe Me. 1177 01:08:36,642 --> 01:08:38,545 Send Them In. 1178 01:08:55,227 --> 01:08:59,298 Well, We've Thought About Your Proposal 1179 01:08:59,331 --> 01:09:01,802 And We're Willing To Take You Up On It. 1180 01:09:01,834 --> 01:09:06,439 Well, The Case Is More Complicated Than I Thought. 1181 01:09:06,473 --> 01:09:08,342 So My Price Is Going Up. 1182 01:09:08,374 --> 01:09:11,110 It's Now Fifty Percent. 1183 01:09:11,143 --> 01:09:13,280 Fifty Percent?! 1184 01:09:13,312 --> 01:09:14,380 That's Almost Half. 1185 01:09:14,414 --> 01:09:16,849 You're A Low-Life, Opportunist! 1186 01:09:16,883 --> 01:09:19,153 Yes. 1187 01:09:19,186 --> 01:09:21,355 And I Have A Law Degree To Prove It. 1188 01:09:25,525 --> 01:09:27,594 Set...Hike! 1189 01:09:28,827 --> 01:09:31,165 Go Long! Go Long! 1190 01:09:31,865 --> 01:09:34,635 Touchdown! Whooo! 1191 01:09:34,668 --> 01:09:36,170 Nice Catch! 1192 01:09:36,202 --> 01:09:38,705 [ Door Chimes ] 1193 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,141 Hi. 1194 01:09:41,174 --> 01:09:42,076 Hi. 1195 01:09:43,776 --> 01:09:45,511 You Remodeled. 1196 01:09:45,544 --> 01:09:48,414 Yeah. We Really Love How It Turned Out Too. 1197 01:09:48,447 --> 01:09:49,383 You Do? 1198 01:09:50,517 --> 01:09:52,318 Jack, We Have A Problem. 1199 01:09:52,352 --> 01:09:53,587 Where's The Tv? 1200 01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:54,955 It's Right In Here. 1201 01:09:55,855 --> 01:09:56,924 What's Up? 1202 01:09:56,956 --> 01:09:58,157 The Local News. 1203 01:09:58,191 --> 01:09:59,860 And You're Not Gonna Like It. 1204 01:09:59,892 --> 01:10:02,929 Windsor's Heirs Claim Their Uncle Was Mentally Unstable 1205 01:10:02,963 --> 01:10:04,731 At The Time He Wrote His Will, 1206 01:10:04,763 --> 01:10:08,000 Which Made Lucky The Richest Dog In The World. 1207 01:10:08,034 --> 01:10:11,205 Not Only Did He Leave The Dog Millions Of Dollars, 1208 01:10:11,237 --> 01:10:14,208 But He Appointed A Dog Psychic As Trustee. 1209 01:10:14,241 --> 01:10:16,076 In Our Suit Against The Estate 1210 01:10:16,108 --> 01:10:18,411 We Allege That The Dog Psychic, Jack Morgan, 1211 01:10:18,445 --> 01:10:21,048 Is Himself Mentally Incompetent 1212 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,616 And May Have Taken Advantage Of The Elderly Mr. Windsor. 1213 01:10:23,650 --> 01:10:25,919 Keep In Mind That This Young Man-- 1214 01:10:25,951 --> 01:10:28,187 That's Not True. 1215 01:10:28,221 --> 01:10:29,856 ...As A Dog Therapist, 1216 01:10:29,888 --> 01:10:33,192 But Also Claims He Can Read Dogs' Minds. 1217 01:10:33,226 --> 01:10:34,561 That's Right. 1218 01:10:34,593 --> 01:10:36,929 He's Either A Con-Man Or A Lunatic. 1219 01:10:36,963 --> 01:10:38,599 Hardly The Type Of Individual 1220 01:10:38,632 --> 01:10:40,701 Responsible Enough To Serve As Trustee For This Estate. 1221 01:10:40,733 --> 01:10:41,669 Oh, Boy. 1222 01:10:42,468 --> 01:10:46,272 Yeah...And...What He Said. 1223 01:10:48,941 --> 01:10:50,710 There You Have It. 1224 01:10:50,744 --> 01:10:53,813 One Of The Strangest Cases We've Seen In A Long Time. 1225 01:10:53,847 --> 01:10:56,282 A Bitter Battle That Can Best Be Described 1226 01:10:56,316 --> 01:10:57,784 As Dog Eat Dog. 1227 01:10:57,816 --> 01:10:59,385 Reporting Live-- 1228 01:10:59,419 --> 01:11:01,989 I Didn't Take Advantage Of Mr. Windsor. 1229 01:11:02,022 --> 01:11:04,424 Relax, Ok? I Saw This Coming. 1230 01:11:04,456 --> 01:11:05,892 Whenever There's This Much Money Involved 1231 01:11:05,924 --> 01:11:07,494 There's Always A Dispute. 1232 01:11:07,526 --> 01:11:09,395 Well, What Are We Supposed To Do? 1233 01:11:09,428 --> 01:11:11,230 We Go To Court. 1234 01:11:11,263 --> 01:11:13,400 They Say You're Nuts We Say, Prove It. 1235 01:11:13,432 --> 01:11:15,101 Well, Can They? 1236 01:11:15,134 --> 01:11:16,837 Of Course Not. 1237 01:11:18,672 --> 01:11:20,173 Well, Not Unless There's Something You're Not Telling Me. 1238 01:11:20,205 --> 01:11:21,741 Is There? 1239 01:11:21,775 --> 01:11:23,844 No. 1240 01:11:23,876 --> 01:11:25,612 Are You Sure? 1241 01:11:27,379 --> 01:11:29,115 Because I'll Fight For You, Jack, 1242 01:11:29,148 --> 01:11:30,851 But You've Got To Tell Me Everything 1243 01:11:30,883 --> 01:11:31,985 Before We Get To Court. 1244 01:11:34,019 --> 01:11:35,222 You Know What I Know. 1245 01:11:36,955 --> 01:11:39,860 Ok. Bring 'Em On. 1246 01:11:39,892 --> 01:11:44,130 So I Walk Into His Office And There He Is, Asleep. 1247 01:11:44,164 --> 01:11:46,266 And Where Was Your Dog? 1248 01:11:46,299 --> 01:11:48,602 Up On The Desk Eating A Sandwich. 1249 01:11:48,634 --> 01:11:52,105 Mr. Mooney, Why Did You And Your Wife 1250 01:11:52,138 --> 01:11:53,607 Bring Your Dog To Mr. Morgan In The First Place. 1251 01:11:53,639 --> 01:11:56,977 Because He Was Eating Too Much. 1252 01:11:57,009 --> 01:11:59,079 [ Laughter ] 1253 01:12:00,980 --> 01:12:03,616 He And The Dog Were Digging In The Dirt 1254 01:12:03,650 --> 01:12:07,687 Looking For Bones, Barking And Howling. 1255 01:12:07,721 --> 01:12:11,157 With Him Talking To The Dog Like He Understood Every Word. 1256 01:12:11,191 --> 01:12:12,559 Then What Happened? 1257 01:12:12,592 --> 01:12:16,530 You Mean After He Made Improper Advances Toward Me? 1258 01:12:16,562 --> 01:12:18,297 Yes. 1259 01:12:18,330 --> 01:12:21,901 He Chewed Up The Furniture, Tore Apart The Cushions, 1260 01:12:21,934 --> 01:12:24,971 The Pillow, Everything. 1261 01:12:25,004 --> 01:12:26,840 The Dog Did That? 1262 01:12:26,873 --> 01:12:29,242 Both Of Them Did That. 1263 01:12:31,878 --> 01:12:33,480 When I Got There, 1264 01:12:33,513 --> 01:12:36,216 He Was Head First In The Garbage Can. 1265 01:12:36,249 --> 01:12:38,352 The Dog Too. 1266 01:12:38,384 --> 01:12:44,257 And What Was Mr. Morgan Doing In The Garbage Can? 1267 01:12:44,290 --> 01:12:47,327 I Don't Know, But When I Pulled Him Out 1268 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:48,728 He Had A Hotdog In His Mouth. 1269 01:12:48,762 --> 01:12:51,932 [ Laughter ] 1270 01:12:53,465 --> 01:12:56,268 It's A Simple Question, Mr. Bridges. 1271 01:12:56,302 --> 01:12:58,371 You Live At The Mansion. 1272 01:12:58,405 --> 01:13:01,842 Surely You Observe Mr. Morgan's Conduct. 1273 01:13:01,874 --> 01:13:03,209 I Like To Keep To Myself. 1274 01:13:03,242 --> 01:13:06,112 Are You Saying You've Never Seen Jack Morgan 1275 01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:08,048 Exhibit Unusual Behavior? 1276 01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,548 Depends On What You Mean By Unusual. 1277 01:13:09,581 --> 01:13:11,617 Very Well. 1278 01:13:11,651 --> 01:13:15,422 Would You Describe Mr. Morgan As Normal? 1279 01:13:15,455 --> 01:13:18,091 There's All Kinds Of Normal. 1280 01:13:18,124 --> 01:13:20,093 Mr. Bridges, 1281 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:24,063 Have You Seen Jack Morgan Act Like A Dog? 1282 01:13:29,568 --> 01:13:31,772 I'm Afraid You'll Have To Answer The Question. 1283 01:13:31,804 --> 01:13:34,106 Ok. 1284 01:13:34,139 --> 01:13:38,277 Yes, On Occasion. 1285 01:13:38,311 --> 01:13:41,148 Now We're Getting Somewhere. 1286 01:13:41,181 --> 01:13:43,817 Details, Mr. Bridges. 1287 01:13:43,849 --> 01:13:46,786 Details. 1288 01:13:46,820 --> 01:13:49,156 This Could Take Some Time. 1289 01:13:50,490 --> 01:13:52,726 As A Practicing Dog Therapist, 1290 01:13:52,758 --> 01:13:55,261 You Claimed You Could Actually Read Dogs' Minds. 1291 01:13:55,294 --> 01:13:56,829 Isn't That Correct? 1292 01:13:56,862 --> 01:13:58,397 Yes. 1293 01:13:58,431 --> 01:14:00,400 And When You Made That Claim To Your Clients, 1294 01:14:00,432 --> 01:14:01,934 Was It The Truth? 1295 01:14:04,870 --> 01:14:07,239 No. 1296 01:14:07,272 --> 01:14:10,943 But When I Was Younger I Actually Could Read My Dog's Mind. 1297 01:14:10,977 --> 01:14:14,114 And For Some Reason I Can Read Lucky's Mind. 1298 01:14:14,147 --> 01:14:16,082 Of Course You Can. 1299 01:14:16,115 --> 01:14:17,983 With Millions Of Dollars In Your Control, 1300 01:14:18,017 --> 01:14:19,952 Suddenly The Old Power Comes Back. 1301 01:14:19,986 --> 01:14:21,121 What A Coincidence. 1302 01:14:21,154 --> 01:14:22,289 Objection! 1303 01:14:22,321 --> 01:14:25,291 Overruled, But Move It Along, Counselor. 1304 01:14:25,325 --> 01:14:28,260 Let's Get This Straight. 1305 01:14:28,294 --> 01:14:33,266 You Were Lying Before But Now You're Telling The Truth, Right? 1306 01:14:33,299 --> 01:14:35,669 That's Right. I'm Through Lying. 1307 01:14:35,701 --> 01:14:37,838 Let's Be Clear About This. 1308 01:14:37,870 --> 01:14:41,106 You Claim You Can Read Lucky's Thoughts, 1309 01:14:41,139 --> 01:14:43,108 Isn't That Correct? 1310 01:14:43,142 --> 01:14:45,144 That's Right. 1311 01:14:45,178 --> 01:14:49,049 That's Very Interesting. 1312 01:14:49,081 --> 01:14:51,218 What's On His Mind Now? 1313 01:14:58,991 --> 01:15:01,561 Your Shoes. 1314 01:15:01,593 --> 01:15:04,597 My Shoes? 1315 01:15:07,232 --> 01:15:09,302 Oh, Yeah. He Loves To Chew On Leather. 1316 01:15:09,334 --> 01:15:11,237 It's His Favorite. 1317 01:15:11,271 --> 01:15:13,173 Very Clever. 1318 01:15:13,205 --> 01:15:16,642 I'm Sure You Had Lots Of Clever Answers 1319 01:15:16,675 --> 01:15:17,843 For The Elderly Mr. Windsor 1320 01:15:17,876 --> 01:15:19,678 When He Came To You In Ernest 1321 01:15:19,712 --> 01:15:21,815 Believing You Could Actually Help Him. 1322 01:15:21,848 --> 01:15:23,016 Objection! 1323 01:15:23,049 --> 01:15:24,384 Sustained. 1324 01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:26,018 No More Questions. 1325 01:15:27,085 --> 01:15:29,455 You May Step Down, Mr. Morgan. 1326 01:15:33,625 --> 01:15:36,096 It Was A Harmless Visit. 1327 01:15:36,129 --> 01:15:38,598 I Simply Intended To Reminisce, 1328 01:15:38,630 --> 01:15:41,166 To Have One Last Look, 1329 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,871 To Feel The Presence Of My Dear Departed Uncle. 1330 01:15:44,904 --> 01:15:48,441 And Then...Then... 1331 01:15:48,473 --> 01:15:53,512 That Monster Turned Violent And Cruel. 1332 01:15:53,545 --> 01:15:56,148 I Can't Go On! 1333 01:15:58,383 --> 01:16:00,386 I Know This Is Difficult. 1334 01:16:02,589 --> 01:16:05,091 What Did He Do? 1335 01:16:05,124 --> 01:16:07,594 He Chased Me Off The Property. 1336 01:16:07,626 --> 01:16:10,763 The Home I Once Cherished. 1337 01:16:10,797 --> 01:16:14,267 Galloping On All-Fours, 1338 01:16:14,299 --> 01:16:17,102 Howling Like A Beast. 1339 01:16:17,135 --> 01:16:19,105 Then What? 1340 01:16:19,138 --> 01:16:22,208 Then He Attacked Me. 1341 01:16:22,241 --> 01:16:24,778 He Attacked You? 1342 01:16:24,811 --> 01:16:26,146 With His Fists? 1343 01:16:26,178 --> 01:16:27,813 No. 1344 01:16:27,847 --> 01:16:29,782 How Then? 1345 01:16:29,816 --> 01:16:32,818 With This Teeth! 1346 01:16:37,156 --> 01:16:39,659 Ladies And Gentlemen, 1347 01:16:39,691 --> 01:16:43,295 I Offer This Torn And Tattered Skirt To The Court, 1348 01:16:43,329 --> 01:16:46,266 Plain And Simple Evidence 1349 01:16:46,299 --> 01:16:50,236 Of The True Mental Depravity 1350 01:16:50,268 --> 01:16:55,842 Of Mr. Jack Morgan. 1351 01:16:55,874 --> 01:16:57,476 Arf! 1352 01:16:57,509 --> 01:16:59,212 Arf! 1353 01:17:01,147 --> 01:17:04,584 So, When Did You Plan On Telling Me About Your Mental Condition? 1354 01:17:04,616 --> 01:17:06,119 It's Not A Mental Condition. 1355 01:17:06,151 --> 01:17:07,286 I'm Your Attorney, Jack. 1356 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,255 You Were Supposed To Tell Me Everything. 1357 01:17:09,288 --> 01:17:11,523 I Didn't Want You To Think I Was Crazy. 1358 01:17:11,557 --> 01:17:13,393 Well, Now I Know You're Crazy. 1359 01:17:14,826 --> 01:17:16,295 So, What Do We Do? 1360 01:17:16,329 --> 01:17:18,031 We Go Back In That Courtroom And Take Our Licks. 1361 01:17:18,063 --> 01:17:19,499 You Lose It All, 1362 01:17:19,531 --> 01:17:21,166 And I Move To A City 1363 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:22,769 Where They've Never Heard About This Case. 1364 01:17:22,802 --> 01:17:24,337 Wait A Minute, You're Giving Up? 1365 01:17:24,370 --> 01:17:25,772 It's Over, Jack. 1366 01:17:25,804 --> 01:17:27,941 The Relatives Get Everything, 1367 01:17:27,973 --> 01:17:29,708 Including Lucky. 1368 01:17:29,741 --> 01:17:30,876 What? 1369 01:17:33,045 --> 01:17:33,981 No. 1370 01:17:35,181 --> 01:17:36,950 No Way. 1371 01:17:36,982 --> 01:17:39,018 They Can Have The Money But They Can't Have Lucky. 1372 01:17:39,052 --> 01:17:41,353 It Doesn't Work That Way, Jack. 1373 01:17:41,387 --> 01:17:44,557 Allison, I Can't Leave Lucky With Those Vultures. 1374 01:17:44,589 --> 01:17:46,192 He Won't Last A Week. 1375 01:17:47,492 --> 01:17:49,129 Put Me On The Stand. 1376 01:17:49,161 --> 01:17:50,829 I Can Prove I'm Not Crazy. 1377 01:17:50,862 --> 01:17:52,231 How? 1378 01:17:52,264 --> 01:17:54,467 There's Something Else I Haven't Told You About Yet. 1379 01:17:54,499 --> 01:17:58,303 I Can Sort Of Channel Lucky. 1380 01:17:58,337 --> 01:17:59,472 I Know It's Weird But It's True. 1381 01:17:59,504 --> 01:18:01,641 What Are You Talking About? 1382 01:18:01,674 --> 01:18:05,144 Allison, The Dog's Voice Will Come Out Of My Mouth. 1383 01:18:05,178 --> 01:18:06,413 You're Kidding? 1384 01:18:06,446 --> 01:18:07,914 I Wish I Was. 1385 01:18:07,946 --> 01:18:09,215 Allison, You Gotta Believe Me. 1386 01:18:10,682 --> 01:18:12,218 What Will He Say? 1387 01:18:19,691 --> 01:18:21,560 I Don't Have The Slightest Clue. 1388 01:18:27,133 --> 01:18:28,835 Ms. Kent, Will You Call Your Next Witness? 1389 01:18:28,867 --> 01:18:31,771 Your Honor, With The Court's Permission, 1390 01:18:31,803 --> 01:18:33,772 We Are Prepared To Demonstrate Conclusively 1391 01:18:33,806 --> 01:18:36,076 That Jack Morgan Can, In Fact, 1392 01:18:36,108 --> 01:18:37,376 Read Lucky's Mind. 1393 01:18:39,312 --> 01:18:41,047 This Oughta Be Interesting. 1394 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:43,283 This Is A Waste Of The Court's Time, Your Honor. 1395 01:18:43,316 --> 01:18:44,851 Afraid Of The Truth, Mr. Phister? 1396 01:18:44,883 --> 01:18:48,420 Ha Ha, No, 1397 01:18:48,454 --> 01:18:51,191 But You Have Failed To Produce One Witness 1398 01:18:51,223 --> 01:18:52,758 To Support His Claims. 1399 01:18:52,791 --> 01:18:55,861 If You Can Bring One Person Into This Courtroom 1400 01:18:55,894 --> 01:18:59,199 Who Believes Jack Morgan Can Read This Dog's Mind, 1401 01:18:59,232 --> 01:19:01,802 I'll Agree To A Demonstration. 1402 01:19:07,807 --> 01:19:10,210 I Believe Him, Your Honor. 1403 01:19:10,242 --> 01:19:11,178 Do Your Stuff, Pal. 1404 01:19:12,812 --> 01:19:16,083 Jack, Will You And Lucky Please Take The Stand? 1405 01:19:26,191 --> 01:19:28,727 All Right, Mr. Morgan, 1406 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:32,598 Please Tell The Court What Lucky Is Thinking Right Now. 1407 01:19:40,373 --> 01:19:44,143 I...I'm Not Sure. 1408 01:19:44,177 --> 01:19:46,112 Your Honor... 1409 01:19:46,144 --> 01:19:47,347 Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait. 1410 01:19:47,379 --> 01:19:49,449 Hey, Hey, Come On, Boy. 1411 01:19:49,482 --> 01:19:51,017 What's The Problem? I'm Trying To Save Our Tails. 1412 01:19:51,049 --> 01:19:52,851 I Know I Told You Not To Get Over Excited 1413 01:19:52,884 --> 01:19:54,686 But Now's Your Chance To Really Let Loose. 1414 01:19:54,719 --> 01:19:56,623 Lucky, Pay Attention. 1415 01:19:56,656 --> 01:19:59,492 I'm Sorry, Your Honor. 1416 01:19:59,525 --> 01:20:00,960 I Need Just Another Minute. 1417 01:20:00,992 --> 01:20:03,463 He Needs To Get Worked Up And Emotional. 1418 01:20:03,495 --> 01:20:06,165 I Think We've Seen Enough, Your Honor. 1419 01:20:06,199 --> 01:20:09,969 This Demonstration Proves Just One Thing. 1420 01:20:10,001 --> 01:20:12,472 That Jack Morgan Will Do Anything 1421 01:20:12,504 --> 01:20:15,275 To Get His Hands On The Inheritance. 1422 01:20:15,307 --> 01:20:17,643 The Windsor Estate 1423 01:20:17,677 --> 01:20:21,781 Rightfully Belongs To His Blood Relations, 1424 01:20:21,813 --> 01:20:25,617 Not This Ignorant Dog. 1425 01:20:25,651 --> 01:20:29,121 Jack Morgan Is A Phony And A Fraud. 1426 01:20:29,155 --> 01:20:32,291 No Better Than The Mindless Beast 1427 01:20:32,325 --> 01:20:34,059 He Claims To Communicate With. 1428 01:20:34,093 --> 01:20:37,130 Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! 1429 01:20:37,163 --> 01:20:39,199 Arf! Arf! Arf! 1430 01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:50,075 Calm Down, Calm Down. 1431 01:20:50,108 --> 01:20:51,811 It's Ok, Lucky. Relax. 1432 01:20:51,843 --> 01:20:54,079 Calm Down. Calm Down, Boy. 1433 01:20:54,112 --> 01:20:57,017 Good Boy, Good Boy. Calm Down. 1434 01:20:58,084 --> 01:21:00,921 There You Go. All Right Now. 1435 01:21:02,254 --> 01:21:05,324 Uuh. Uuh. That's The Spot. 1436 01:21:05,357 --> 01:21:07,092 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Whoa, Nelly. 1437 01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:09,262 That's The Spot. 1438 01:21:12,231 --> 01:21:14,166 Ok, Sit Up. Sit Up Now. 1439 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,202 Come On. Sit Up. 1440 01:21:18,536 --> 01:21:20,606 Am I Speaking To Lucky Now? 1441 01:21:22,275 --> 01:21:23,610 In The Fur. 1442 01:21:23,642 --> 01:21:24,910 What's Up? 1443 01:21:24,943 --> 01:21:27,614 This Is Just An Act. 1444 01:21:27,647 --> 01:21:30,383 We'll Just See. 1445 01:21:30,415 --> 01:21:31,985 Please, Face The Jury. 1446 01:21:40,459 --> 01:21:42,028 Choose An Object, Mr. Phister. 1447 01:21:42,061 --> 01:21:43,396 Show It To Lucky 1448 01:21:43,428 --> 01:21:44,998 But Do Not Let Mr. Morgan See It. 1449 01:21:52,138 --> 01:21:54,073 What's This, Lucky? 1450 01:21:54,106 --> 01:21:56,442 Looks Like A Stolen Hotel Pen. 1451 01:21:56,474 --> 01:21:59,212 Did You Take The Towels Too? 1452 01:21:59,245 --> 01:22:01,147 [ Laughter ] 1453 01:22:01,179 --> 01:22:03,148 Nothing But A Good Guess. 1454 01:22:03,182 --> 01:22:04,450 Try Something Else. 1455 01:22:04,482 --> 01:22:06,253 You Honor-- 1456 01:22:04,482 --> 01:22:06,253 Do It. 1457 01:22:11,490 --> 01:22:14,794 Oh, Chocolate Caramel Nugget With Roasted Peanuts. 1458 01:22:14,826 --> 01:22:16,795 My Favorite. I'm Drolling. 1459 01:22:16,829 --> 01:22:17,964 When's Lunch, Anyway? 1460 01:22:22,267 --> 01:22:24,436 Extraordinary. 1461 01:22:24,469 --> 01:22:25,637 This Is Outrag-- 1462 01:22:25,670 --> 01:22:26,772 What Else Can You Tell Us, Fella? 1463 01:22:26,806 --> 01:22:30,108 I Say We Cut To The Chase Here, Judge. 1464 01:22:30,142 --> 01:22:32,312 There's A Very Good Reason 1465 01:22:32,344 --> 01:22:35,580 Why My Master, Mr. Windsor, Cut Those Three Out Of His Will. 1466 01:22:35,614 --> 01:22:37,282 They're Pinheads. 1467 01:22:37,316 --> 01:22:40,286 Oh, Sure, They Act Like They're Purebreds, 1468 01:22:40,318 --> 01:22:41,486 But The Truth Of The Matter Is, 1469 01:22:41,519 --> 01:22:43,022 They're The Runts Of The Litter. 1470 01:22:43,054 --> 01:22:46,758 Mr. Windsor Knew That Jack Had Something Extra Going For Him. 1471 01:22:46,791 --> 01:22:49,361 And With My Help He's Starting To Learn 1472 01:22:49,394 --> 01:22:50,797 How To Get The Best Out Of Life. 1473 01:22:50,830 --> 01:22:53,132 Jack's Not Crazy. 1474 01:22:53,165 --> 01:22:55,168 A Little Boring, Maybe, 1475 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:56,835 But Most Two-Leggers Are. 1476 01:22:56,869 --> 01:22:58,603 I Don't Know, 1477 01:22:58,637 --> 01:23:01,107 Maybe You've Got To Have A Lifespan As Short As Mine 1478 01:23:01,139 --> 01:23:02,441 To Get This, 1479 01:23:02,474 --> 01:23:04,811 But You've Got To Enjoy Every Minute Of Your Life. 1480 01:23:04,843 --> 01:23:07,279 It's The Simple Things That Matter. 1481 01:23:07,312 --> 01:23:10,115 The Sweet Song Of A Can Opener, 1482 01:23:10,148 --> 01:23:12,785 Those Precious Moments When You Catch Your Own Tail. 1483 01:23:12,817 --> 01:23:16,121 Enjoy 'Em While You Can, 1484 01:23:16,155 --> 01:23:17,857 Because You Could Run Out Into The Street 1485 01:23:17,889 --> 01:23:19,726 Get Hit By A Bus At Any Minute, 1486 01:23:19,758 --> 01:23:22,394 And Boom, Lights Out. 1487 01:23:36,275 --> 01:23:39,779 Lucky, Are You Ok? 1488 01:24:03,803 --> 01:24:06,005 Not Tonight, Lucky. 1489 01:24:06,038 --> 01:24:08,474 It's The Coldest Night Of The Year. 1490 01:24:10,209 --> 01:24:14,313 Ah, You Know Just How To Get To Me, Don't You, Boy? 1491 01:24:19,951 --> 01:24:21,721 All Right, All Right, Come On. 1492 01:24:23,755 --> 01:24:26,125 You'll Be Ok On Your Own. 1493 01:24:41,307 --> 01:24:43,876 Jack? 1494 01:24:43,909 --> 01:24:46,980 Jack? Jack! 1495 01:24:48,313 --> 01:24:49,481 Jack! 1496 01:24:51,749 --> 01:24:53,485 What Did You Do With The Cup, Lyle? 1497 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,092 Huh? Lucky Doesn't Know What You Put In That Cup, But I Do. 1498 01:24:59,124 --> 01:25:02,494 You Poisoned The Old Man, Didn't You? It Was Murder. 1499 01:25:02,527 --> 01:25:04,163 You Killed Your Uncle. 1500 01:25:04,196 --> 01:25:05,365 Arf! 1501 01:25:08,534 --> 01:25:09,768 Put The Gun Down! 1502 01:25:09,802 --> 01:25:11,471 Put It Down! 1503 01:25:11,504 --> 01:25:13,506 Everybody Freeze. Put The Gun Down. 1504 01:25:13,539 --> 01:25:15,675 Put It Down. 1505 01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:17,643 Come On, Let's Go. 1506 01:25:30,022 --> 01:25:31,791 [ Gunshot ] 1507 01:25:33,526 --> 01:25:34,827 Lucky! 1508 01:25:37,530 --> 01:25:40,433 What On Earth Were You Thinking Of? 1509 01:25:40,465 --> 01:25:43,001 Well, If It'd Worked You Wouldn't Be Complaining. 1510 01:25:44,370 --> 01:25:46,272 Come On, Lucky. 1511 01:25:46,304 --> 01:25:48,607 Hey, Buddy, Hang In There. 1512 01:25:48,641 --> 01:25:50,009 I Need You As Much As You Need Me. 1513 01:25:51,343 --> 01:25:52,812 Lucky... 1514 01:25:55,548 --> 01:25:56,715 Look, He's Fine! 1515 01:25:56,749 --> 01:25:58,684 The Bullet Just Grazed His Ear. 1516 01:25:58,717 --> 01:26:00,420 Oow! 1517 01:26:01,352 --> 01:26:04,257 [ Laughter ] 1518 01:26:10,728 --> 01:26:13,298 Ok, So What's The Big Surprise? 1519 01:26:13,331 --> 01:26:15,735 Be Patient, Be Patient. 1520 01:26:15,767 --> 01:26:18,471 Mommy, Look. Jack Bought Me The Puppy I Wanted. 1521 01:26:18,504 --> 01:26:21,040 We're Gonna Keep Him Here At Lucky's House. 1522 01:26:21,072 --> 01:26:23,075 How Cute! 1523 01:26:23,107 --> 01:26:25,010 It Really Wasn't Necessary. 1524 01:26:25,044 --> 01:26:27,013 I Know, But, Like You Said, 1525 01:26:27,045 --> 01:26:30,081 You Want Nicole To Feel Like She's Part Of A Big Family, 1526 01:26:30,115 --> 01:26:33,686 And, Well, I Was Hoping That Maybe You Do Too. 1527 01:26:33,718 --> 01:26:36,888 We're Here For You, Allison. 1528 01:26:36,922 --> 01:26:39,125 All Of Us. 1529 01:26:43,861 --> 01:26:49,100 Lucky Finally Realized All The Dogs At The Pet Shop Were For Sale, 1530 01:26:49,133 --> 01:26:51,603 Just What We Need, More Dogs. 1531 01:26:51,637 --> 01:26:54,540 Well, Pal, You Got Everything You Ever Wanted. 1532 01:26:54,572 --> 01:26:55,775 I Guess The Old Man Knew What He Was Doing 1533 01:26:55,807 --> 01:26:56,775 When He Named You Lucky. 1534 01:26:56,808 --> 01:26:57,776 Arf! Arf! 1535 01:26:57,809 --> 01:27:00,279 Yeah, I Guess I'm Lucky Too. 1536 01:27:00,312 --> 01:27:02,348 ♪ Togetherness ♪ 1537 01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:04,016 ♪ I Know It Sounds Funny ♪ 1538 01:27:04,049 --> 01:27:08,421 ♪ But We're Lucky As Lucky Can Be ♪ 1539 01:27:08,454 --> 01:27:10,356 ♪ Togetherness ♪ 1540 01:27:10,388 --> 01:27:12,190 ♪ You're Always On The Money ♪ 1541 01:27:12,223 --> 01:27:16,628 ♪ 'Cause You Know You Got A Buddy In Me ♪ 1542 01:27:16,661 --> 01:27:20,732 ♪ No Matter What They Do Or Say ♪ 1543 01:27:20,766 --> 01:27:24,904 ♪ We'll Never Be Alone ♪ 1544 01:27:24,937 --> 01:27:28,741 ♪ 'Cause What We Got Is Here To Stay ♪ 1545 01:27:28,773 --> 01:27:33,111 ♪ And We're Lucky Right Down To The Bone ♪ 1546 01:27:33,144 --> 01:27:35,114 ♪ Togetherness ♪ 1547 01:27:35,147 --> 01:27:36,882 ♪ The Two Of Us Forever ♪ 1548 01:27:36,915 --> 01:27:41,287 ♪ We're Together Right Till The End ♪ 1549 01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:43,322 ♪ The Very Best ♪ 1550 01:27:43,355 --> 01:27:45,124 ♪ There's Nothing Better ♪ 1551 01:27:45,156 --> 01:27:49,462 ♪ Than To Know You've Found A Friend ♪ 1552 01:27:49,495 --> 01:27:51,297 ♪ 'Cause I've Got You ♪ 1553 01:27:51,330 --> 01:27:53,499 ♪ And You've Got Me ♪ 1554 01:27:53,531 --> 01:27:57,736 ♪ There's No Better Place To Be ♪ 1555 01:27:57,769 --> 01:28:01,773 ♪ We'll Always Have The Best And Nothing Less ♪♪ 105587

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