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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:05,375 Nathan: Previously 2 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:05,375 on "Workin' Moms"... 3 00:00:05,417 --> 00:00:06,542 - This is it? 4 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,000 - What about all the stuff 5 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,000 you said about 6 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,542 gettin' outta the house? 7 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:11,583 - Well, I did-I did you outta 8 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:11,583 your house. 9 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:13,250 - Oh, hello, Dr. Carlson. 10 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:16,166 - You stay away from me, 11 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:16,166 and stay away from my family. 12 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:17,375 - You're leaving. 13 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,959 - Hi, Frank! 14 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,875 - Just pretend like I'm not 15 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,875 here. But I am! 16 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:22,500 - From now, when you climax, 17 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:25,709 I want you to think about 18 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:25,709 how hard other women cum, 19 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,917 experience is. 20 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,917 and how shallow your own 21 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:32,667 - Has anyone hit a toddler 22 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:32,667 milestone 23 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:35,166 that doesn't have to do 24 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:35,166 with human excrement? 25 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:37,875 - I got one. 26 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:37,875 - Hmm. 27 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:41,875 - Jayme's hit a pretty crucial 28 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:41,875 milestone... showing defiance. 29 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,875 belongs on the chart. 30 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,875 - I'm not sure that really 31 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:46,250 - She punched me right 32 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:46,250 in the tit. 33 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:48,667 - That deserves a good star, 34 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:48,667 Val. 35 00:00:48,709 --> 00:00:49,959 Woman: Yes! 36 00:00:48,709 --> 00:00:49,959 Alicia: Ooh. Val, 37 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,500 what would qualify 38 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,500 as a milestone? 39 00:00:51,542 --> 00:00:53,875 Like, does judgment count, or, 40 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,959 'cause Mabel has been eyeing 41 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,959 me, constantly. 42 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,166 She audibly scoffed 43 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,166 when I tried on capris. 44 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:00,041 I think she might be a bitch. 45 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,542 - 100%. 46 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,542 - Definitely. 47 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,500 - Yeah. 48 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,500 Jade: I'd take a bitch any day. 49 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:06,333 plotting about what? 50 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:06,333 Sometimes I catch my boys 51 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,166 I don't know yet, 52 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:10,000 but it's gonna be bad. 53 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:12,667 - Tit punch. 54 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,542 Carly: Hey, Anne, 55 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,542 . 56 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,291 It's Carly again. 57 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,542 I just thought you should know 58 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:32,417 that thanks to Professor Brad, 59 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:34,750 I'm learning self control. 60 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,959 He has me in these hypnotherapy 61 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,959 sessions. 62 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:43,333 Anyways, I really hope one day 63 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:43,333 we can be friends. 64 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:46,333 Okay, that's it. 65 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,792 So sorry again. Bye. 66 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:54,291 Anne: Lionel! 67 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:55,709 - Did she get any her mouth? 68 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,291 - Lionel! 69 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,500 - Oh my God. 70 00:01:58,542 --> 00:01:59,875 How long have you been 71 00:01:58,542 --> 00:01:59,875 standing there for? 72 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,750 - I gotta talk to you 73 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,750 about something. 74 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:04,375 - Can it wait? 75 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,417 Mean Nanny needs me 76 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,417 to clean the car seat 77 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:08,125 so she can take Jayme 78 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:08,125 on a playdate. 79 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:09,583 - Can't she just do 80 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:09,583 this herself? 81 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:12,083 - She says that car accessories 82 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:12,083 aren't in her pay grade. 83 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,500 - So um, I uh, 84 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:20,250 I, I wasn't totally honest 85 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:20,250 with you 86 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,959 about stuff with 87 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,959 Brad Heshinton. 88 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,417 - He did something to me, 89 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,417 - What? 90 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:31,083 and I-I think that he might be 91 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:31,083 doing it to other women, too. 92 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:34,375 - Okay? 93 00:02:34,417 --> 00:02:35,959 - I'm just gonna jump in. 94 00:02:34,417 --> 00:02:35,959 I'm just gonna... 95 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Okay, so uh, when I found out 96 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 that he was my work neighbour, 97 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:43,291 I also found out 98 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:43,291 that he's now a hypnotist. 99 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,875 And um, 100 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:48,625 after talking to him 101 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:48,625 for a while, 102 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,917 I let me hypnotize me. 103 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:55,083 - Hypnotize you? 104 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:56,750 Hypnotize you! 105 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,709 Oh! Okay. Uh, okay. Okay! 106 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,959 I thought you were gonna 107 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,959 say that you guys had sex... 108 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,500 or something, so... 109 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,125 - You know, this is gonna be 110 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,125 a lot easier 111 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:07,625 if I just let you listen 112 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:07,625 to the recording. 113 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,500 - Uh, sorry, recording? 114 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:12,458 Brad: In 2, 3, and out, 2, 3. 115 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,959 What do you like to do 116 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,959 prepare for sleep? 117 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,417 - Ugh! 118 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,500 Shut up, Val! 119 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,792 Ugh! 120 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:33,417 Frankie: Hey, Kate, you up? 121 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:33,417 I made momlettes. 122 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:37,583 Kate: Momlettes, 'cause they're 123 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:37,583 omelettes for moms? 124 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:39,166 - Indeed! 125 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:41,166 - Frankie, you know things like 126 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:41,166 that make me want you to leave. 127 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:43,208 - Yeah, fair enough. 128 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,834 - What are your plans 129 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,834 for the day? 130 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,417 - Uh yeah, I'm actually headed 131 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,417 to the doctor. 132 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,291 I've been having these like, 133 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,291 night sweats, 134 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:50,834 just waking up in the middle 135 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:50,834 of the night, drenched. 136 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,125 Always exhausted. 137 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,500 postpartum bullshit, 138 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,500 It's probably just some delayed 139 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:56,917 but I thought I'd get it 140 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:56,917 checked out. 141 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:58,500 - Yeah well, aside 142 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:58,500 from how amazing it is, 143 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,041 being a woman is garbage. 144 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:02,709 But I'm so pumped 145 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:02,709 for this interview today. 146 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,208 about getting back to work, 147 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,208 I'm just really excited 148 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,792 and then I'm gonna find 149 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,792 my own place. 150 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:08,750 - Well look, if you wanna raid 151 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:08,750 my closet for some new looks, 152 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:10,291 have at it. 153 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,792 You know, like 154 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,792 if you wanna show Wendy 155 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,333 that some changes 156 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,333 have been made? 157 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:17,750 - Oh! Right, yeah, 158 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:17,750 like I used to be nuts, 159 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,083 but now I'm in a blazer? 160 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,792 - Yeah. 161 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,792 - Sa-weet! 162 00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:22,750 Maybe I should move in 163 00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:22,750 permanently. 164 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:24,375 - Mhm. 165 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,333 Oh God, these things 166 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,333 are so tight! 167 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:49,500 Brad: When you climax, 168 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:52,417 I want you to think about 169 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:52,417 how hard other women cum, 170 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,500 and how shallow your 171 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,500 own experience is. 172 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:56,542 - He's a fuckin' dead man. 173 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,208 Brad: We're gonna bring you 174 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,208 back now. 175 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,166 - Lionel, Lionel! 176 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,166 Where are you going? 177 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,750 - The piece of shit thinks 178 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,750 he can manipulate you? 179 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:04,667 Manipulate your orgasms? 180 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:06,333 Well, I'm gonna manipulate 181 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:06,333 his skull 182 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,792 into something that no longer 183 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,792 resembles a skull! 184 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:11,875 - No! Lionel! Ja! 185 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:11,875 - No! Get off me! 186 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:13,291 - No! 187 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:13,291 - Stop it! 188 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:14,959 - Ah! No! 189 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:14,959 - Stop it! 190 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,792 - I need this! 191 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,792 - Stop! You don't need this! 192 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:18,333 What are you gonna do? 193 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:20,417 You gonna bash his brains with 194 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:20,417 a girl's baseball bat? Huh? 195 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:21,500 End up in jail? 196 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:22,792 in any way? 197 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:22,792 How does that help me 198 00:05:22,834 --> 00:05:24,125 - Anne, he can't get away 199 00:05:22,834 --> 00:05:24,125 with this! 200 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,917 He sexually assaulted you! 201 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,417 He-he, worse. 202 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,417 He molested your mind. 203 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,417 - Ugh! 204 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,417 - Okay, he molested your mind. 205 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:32,750 - No! It... 206 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:35,583 I am, I am a strong 207 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:35,583 and independent woman, okay? 208 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,834 - Yeah, yeah, who put her faith 209 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,834 in a professional, 210 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:39,667 that abused that trust, 211 00:05:39,709 --> 00:05:42,208 and then molested her mind. 212 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:43,709 - Please stop saying that. 213 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:45,834 - He can't get away with this. 214 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,333 - I know, and I'm not gonna 215 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,333 let him. 216 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:50,083 Trust me when I say that I am 217 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:50,083 going to handle this. 218 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:51,709 Okay? 219 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:54,792 - Okay. 220 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:59,041 - I just, I'm not... 221 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:59,041 I don't... know how, yet. 222 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:04,375 - Well, if only you were 223 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:04,375 an empowered woman 224 00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:06,792 with a deep understanding 225 00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:06,792 of the human psyche, 226 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,959 and an enraged common-law 227 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,959 spouse who loves you 228 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,917 and has your back. 229 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,750 You go get the bastard! 230 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,875 - Rumour has it, 231 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,875 I asked to see you? 232 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:50,166 Frank, come in. Take a seat. 233 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,667 - Okay, you know what, Wend, 234 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:03,625 I have a uh, lot of important 235 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:03,625 things to say, 236 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:05,583 and I think it's-think 237 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:05,583 it's just better 238 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:06,917 if I say them standing up. 239 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,542 - Sure, Frank, you do you. 240 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,959 - First of all, I really, 241 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,959 I know how I left things here. 242 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,375 I've had a lot of time 243 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,375 to think-- 244 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:14,291 - Yeah, okay honey, 245 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:14,291 I want you back. 246 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,000 - Oh. 247 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,000 - Chuck and Linda are useless. 248 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:17,750 They have the personal skills 249 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:17,750 of a couple of hamsters. 250 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:19,667 - Well, hamsters can be very 251 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:19,667 personable 252 00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:20,875 if you just give 'em a little-- 253 00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:22,542 - You have always had good 254 00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:22,542 numbers, 255 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:23,959 and I could use that right now. 256 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,792 I do, legally, have to ask you 257 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,792 one question. 258 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:28,959 Are you a liability? 259 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,959 - Yup, yeah, that is a fair 260 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,959 question, Wendy, 261 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,834 and uh, I could answer it 262 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,834 for hours, 263 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:34,709 but uh, because I know you're 264 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:34,709 in a rush, 265 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,083 I'm gonna keep it super quick. 266 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:39,125 Um, I've had counselling. 267 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,375 I sleep 8 hours a night. 268 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:42,625 I stay hydrated, 269 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,834 and I do sun salutations 270 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,834 every morning. 271 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,000 - Oh, okay, yeah. Sold! 272 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,000 - Oh! 273 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,583 - Welcome back, Frankie. 274 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,583 - Great! 275 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,709 And I promise, next time, 276 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:54,250 I will wear a skirt that 277 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:54,250 I can actually sit down in. 278 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,458 - Thought it was 279 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,458 an odd ensemble. 280 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,458 - Can't feel either ass cheek. 281 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,917 Kate: Doc, hi! 282 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:05,166 (Door squeaks 283 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:05,166 and clicks closed) 284 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,083 of some marketing or PR? 285 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,083 - You by chance in need 286 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:08,458 I couldn't help but notice some 287 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,166 pretty lack-lustre pamphlets 288 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,166 out there. 289 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:12,083 - No. 290 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:12,083 - Hmm. 291 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,750 - What brings you in? 292 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:15,959 - Oh um, it's probably nothing, 293 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,709 but I've been having these 294 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,709 like, night sweats. 295 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:20,834 - What kind of night sweats? 296 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,583 - Uh, well I um, 297 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:26,000 I've been like sweating... 298 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:26,000 at night? 299 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:27,375 - Well, how much sweat? 300 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,291 Can you wring out your pyjamas? 301 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,291 Are you soaked? 302 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,542 - Not soaked, but like, 303 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,542 you know, pretty damp. 304 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,333 sweats 305 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,333 - We don't consider them night 306 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,125 if you can't wring out 307 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,125 your pyjamas. 308 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,250 - Oh, well I'm still pretty 309 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,250 wet, like-- 310 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,417 - Can you wring them out? 311 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,458 - No. No, I cannot. 312 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,583 Guess I'm fine. 313 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,792 - Any other symptoms? 314 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:49,375 - I am like, perpetually 315 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:49,375 tired for no reason. 316 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:54,166 - Any added stress 317 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:54,166 in your life lately? 318 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,000 - No. 319 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,917 Oh, well, I'm starting 320 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,917 a new business 321 00:08:57,959 --> 00:09:00,041 because I was fired from... 322 00:08:57,959 --> 00:09:00,041 two jobs. 323 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,625 So... there's that. 324 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:04,792 - Well... 325 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:06,250 - And Nathan is away this week. 326 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,792 And my dad is dead. 327 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:11,000 Uh, suddenly actually. 328 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,792 - Oh. 329 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:18,750 So, you know 330 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:18,750 it hurts, you know. 331 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,041 A lot, but... 332 00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:25,542 So that's probably, you know, 333 00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:25,542 like that's it, probably. 334 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,250 - Go ahead and lie down. 335 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,250 - Yeah. No, yeah. 336 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,792 Just when your dad dies, 337 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,792 it's like, 338 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,125 yowch, you know. 339 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,500 What's that? 340 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,500 What's goin' on in my pit? 341 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,792 You find some treasure 342 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,792 or something? 343 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:04,750 - You can sit up now. 344 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:15,375 You have a small lump 345 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:15,375 in your armpit, 346 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,166 nothing necessarily 347 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,166 to worry about, 348 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,875 but it's also not normal. 349 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,709 I'm ordering an ultrasound 350 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,709 and blood-work 351 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,667 for processing immediately. 352 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,291 - S... uh, sorry, not normal? 353 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,834 think it is? 354 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,834 Um, what-what do you 355 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,208 I use a lot of cheap deodorant, 356 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,208 so it... 357 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,625 What's the worst-case scenario? 358 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,208 Sorry, your silence is 359 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,208 like deafening right now. 360 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,542 What's goin' on? 361 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,542 Do I have cancer? 362 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,625 ultrasound, and go from there. 363 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,625 - Why don't we do the 364 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:52,250 Give this requisition 365 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:52,250 to the lab downstairs. 366 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:12,834 - Okay. Brad... 367 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,709 Heshinton, let's see 368 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,709 who is else out here. 369 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:19,250 Have you seen... 370 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:21,959 this piece of shit in your... 371 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:21,959 neighbourhood? 372 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,041 I can't. That's... 373 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:35,041 - Look out for this face. 374 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,875 He's a hypnotist. 375 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:41,417 And a fucking... 376 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,917 - Come on! 377 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,458 Lionel: Come on, Anne, 378 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,458 let's go! 379 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,250 - Fuck! 380 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,291 - You've reached 381 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,291 Dr. Anne Carlson, 382 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,041 please leave a message. 383 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,709 - How do I look? 384 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,709 - Oh, great. So great. 385 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,917 - Ha. Awesome. 386 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,083 Bye! 387 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,083 Charlie: Bye! 388 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,291 Rosie: Kate? You're gonna be 389 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,291 late for you meeting! 390 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:44,417 Receptionist: Hello? Hello? 391 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,291 Mister Neb is waiting for you 392 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,291 at the end of the hall, ma'am. 393 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,250 - Uh, thank-thank you. 394 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:03,000 It's okay, 395 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:03,000 it's okay, it's okay. 396 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,959 Come on, you fucking pussy, 397 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,959 get it-good afternoon. 398 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,417 Now, I have taken the time 399 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,417 to look through your... 400 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,625 materials here, 401 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,625 and your partner, Mr. Mull. 402 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,959 - Hmm. 403 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:19,750 - Is everything okay? 404 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,000 - Yeah, I should-I should warn 405 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,000 you, um, 406 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,291 I'm having a bit of an off day. 407 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,291 Today. 408 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,250 - Uh, oh. 409 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:30,166 - We just found out that my-my 410 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:30,166 my partner, Steve, 411 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,667 uh, Steve is um... 412 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,583 dying. 413 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,083 Cancer. 414 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,458 - Oh. 415 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,458 - Of the breast. 416 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,709 It's not so common with men, 417 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,709 it's um, 418 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,417 it's pretty common 419 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,417 with the woman. 420 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,291 - Huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 421 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:54,959 - Anyway, I'm sorry he can't be 422 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:54,959 here at this, this meeting, 423 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,166 but as you can imagine, 424 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,166 he's taking some time to um, 425 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,291 uh, get his affairs in order. 426 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,542 To say his goodbyes. 427 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,000 - Here we go. 428 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,250 Jesus H. Christ. 429 00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,250 I'm so sorry. 430 00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:11,959 - Please, take all the time... 431 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,542 - No! No, it's okay. 432 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,834 He's so young. He's a father. 433 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,458 Frankie: So we are loving 434 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,458 the second and third floor 435 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,250 for you guys, right? 436 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,250 - Right. 437 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,166 - Now, this furnished main 438 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,166 floor, and basement, 439 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,208 could be a rental unit, right? 440 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,208 - Hmm. 441 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,917 - Make some income on the side? 442 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,625 - I guess. 443 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,625 - It's not bad. 444 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:36,417 - Not bad? All right, Vince, 445 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:36,417 you don't sound pleased, 446 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,917 even though I've been showing 447 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,917 you dynamite all day long. 448 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,667 He is not the easiest guy to 449 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,667 impress, is he, Marky Mark? 450 00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:42,917 - Uh uh. 451 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:45,458 for sure, it's just... 452 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:45,458 - It's a great apartment 453 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,667 - Just...? 454 00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,291 - We've had some really bad 455 00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,291 experiences 456 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,834 with renters in the past. 457 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,000 - We had one guy clean us out. 458 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,000 Even took the toilet. 459 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,750 - Yes, yes, renters 460 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,750 can be a gamble. 461 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,166 But every once in a while, 462 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,917 you find like, 463 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,917 that perfect person. 464 00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,750 - I guess you're right. 465 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:02,125 - I mean, look at this gem! 466 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,834 Holy smokes! 467 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,542 You even have a stew corner. 468 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:09,041 For stew makin'. 469 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,583 Don't get me started on the 470 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,583 soaker tub in the bathroom. 471 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:14,291 And that cute little treehouse 472 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:14,291 in the backyard. 473 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,166 - You know, this apartment 474 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,166 would be really great 475 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,291 for young professionals. 476 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,834 - Or, a young-ish professional, 477 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,333 and a mixed-race up-and-coming 478 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,333 child? 479 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,792 - It's kind of perfect. 480 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,792 - Sure. 481 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,875 Extra income would be a perk. 482 00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:33,917 - Well, I've always wanted 483 00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:33,917 a child... as a neighbour. 484 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,917 - Could we just stop for 485 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,917 a second? 486 00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:44,041 - Yeah, okay. 487 00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:44,041 You know, for the record, 488 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,959 I do support you busting 489 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,959 this creep. 490 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,792 the fact 491 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,792 But it doesn't change 492 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,959 that you hid something 493 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,959 from me... again! 494 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,125 - Look, I feel awful about 495 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,125 the Brad thing, 496 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,166 you know that. 497 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:58,375 But... part of my job, 498 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:58,375 as your partner, 499 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,291 the things that I know 500 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,291 is to not tell you about 501 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,583 are just gonna upset you. 502 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,583 - Anne, please. 503 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,834 You didn't tell me about going 504 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,834 to an abortion clinic. 505 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,875 'Member that? 506 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,875 - Lionel! 507 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,625 Ugh! How far is it 508 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,625 to the car? 509 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,417 - Too far! 510 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,500 know something 511 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,500 You wanna...you wanna 512 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:20,291 that I've been keeping 513 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:20,291 from you, just so it's even? 514 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,875 I know it's weird 515 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,875 that Alice found out 516 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,250 about us not being married, 517 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,458 and she's really hung up on it, 518 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,458 for some reason, 519 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,834 which I can't figure out, 520 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:31,000 but did you ever think 521 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:31,000 to ask how I feel about it? 522 00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,208 Like, I never got to dress up, 523 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,375 or have a big party, 524 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,375 like you did. 525 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:40,959 Not that your wedding was fun. 526 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,417 I know from experience 527 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,417 that it wasn't, but I mean, 528 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,625 other people have fun weddings. 529 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,583 like maybe 530 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,583 I guess I just kinda feel 531 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,000 I'm missing out on something. 532 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,458 - Can we just stop for 533 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,458 a second? 534 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,417 Just wait there. 535 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,125 Can you take off 536 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,125 that stupid hat 537 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,458 and give me your hand? 538 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,625 And while you're at it, 539 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,375 phoney ring? 540 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,375 can you get rid of that 541 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,542 Lionel, I want you 542 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,542 to have everything 543 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:19,250 that you dream about... 544 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:19,250 within reason. 545 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,458 Will you marry me? 546 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,792 - I respectfully decline. 547 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,792 - What?! 548 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:32,834 - Anne, this is all I've ever 549 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:32,834 wanted, ever, 550 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,667 but when you marry me, 551 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,667 I want it to be 552 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,709 because I'm the most beautiful 553 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,709 boy in the room, 554 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,417 not because you're compensating 555 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,417 for some lie you told 556 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,792 about your ex-husband. 557 00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,083 - Are you serious? 558 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,709 Ugh! Hurry up, neck flap! 559 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,583 What the fuck? 560 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,125 Kate: Hey, it's me. There's 561 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,125 something in my armpit. 562 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:10,583 I'm pretty sure the doctor's 563 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:10,583 implying cancer, 564 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,667 and AIDS or . 565 00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,625 Call me terminal. 566 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,375 Run! 567 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,333 Rosie: I'm just gonna say it. 568 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,250 I know it was last minute, 569 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,250 but still. 570 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,875 I think everyone coulda 571 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,875 stepped it up in attire. 572 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,208 Charlie: Yeah. 573 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,208 - Yeah. 574 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,166 Oh. 575 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,083 Oh, Rhoda, you're a mess. 576 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,834 Use your-use your spoon, 577 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,834 please. 578 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,250 That's right, Rhoda, 579 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,250 use your spoon, 580 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,417 for some tea, eh? 581 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,792 Mix the tea with the... 582 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,709 ...no, baby, mix the tea. 583 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,208 - Shut the hell up, Rosie. 584 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,083 I'm about to find out 585 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,083 if I have cancer. 586 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,041 - What? Oh my God, Kate! 587 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,000 This is Kate. 588 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,625 Peri-menopause? 589 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,291 Unbelievable! 590 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,959 - Dude, the takeaway here is 591 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,959 that you don't have cancer. 592 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,750 - Yeah, the other takeaway is 593 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,750 that I'm in my sunset years, 594 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,250 all of a sudden. 595 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,834 Ugh, God. 596 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,375 Like, I may as well have 597 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,375 cancer. 598 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,792 - Whatever. 599 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,792 - Stop saying that! 600 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,959 I'm basically a Golden Girl. 601 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,667 Right, though? 602 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,667 Ugh, and the worst part is 603 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,667 that Nathan's gonna find out, 604 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,041 and he's just gonna wanna 605 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,041 fill my body with a baby. 606 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,750 - Yeah, you're probably not 607 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,750 wrong, there. 608 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,917 too, you know? 609 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,917 - Maybe I want a second kid 610 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,083 Just not right now. 611 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,083 - Uh uh. 612 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,750 - God, I wish I had more time. 613 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,750 Fuck. 614 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,709 Frankie: Yeah well, you don't. 615 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,041 - Thanks, Frank. 616 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,125 - Hey, I got you. 617 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,458 I am your goddamn godparent. 618 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,041 - And I'm yours. Deal? 619 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,041 - Deal. 620 00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,625 - Your shoes are always 621 00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,625 so nice and clean. 622 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,333 Like nature-defying. 623 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:03,000 - Holy shit, Frankie. Yes! 624 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,291 - What! Frankie! 625 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,333 - What? 626 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,959 - Hey, come on. 627 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,959 - I had too much! 37435

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