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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,709 --> 00:00:18,667 - I think I'm gonna miss 2 00:00:16,709 --> 00:00:18,667 one night stands the most. 3 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:20,041 - Really? 4 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:23,000 - Yeah, new bodies, new sex, 5 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:23,000 all those smells. Ugh. 6 00:00:23,041 --> 00:00:24,250 - Oh sh-- 7 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,125 - Hmm. 8 00:00:28,792 --> 00:00:31,125 I always forget. 9 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,333 been pregnant 10 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,333 - It's a miracle we haven't 11 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:35,208 like a million times. 12 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:35,208 - I know, right? 13 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,667 Especially with Julian. 14 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,667 Dude never pulls out. 15 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,250 Like ever. 16 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:41,250 - I should not have invited him. 17 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:41,250 - What? 18 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,125 - Now, all your questionable 19 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,125 life decisions 20 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:45,000 photos. 21 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:45,000 are gonna be in my wedding 22 00:00:45,041 --> 00:00:46,959 - He's separated. 23 00:00:45,041 --> 00:00:46,959 - Yeah, for like a day. 24 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,125 - For like a month. 25 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,125 - Gross. 26 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:52,125 - Oh, here we go. 27 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,917 - Dude, are you gonna work 28 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,917 all weekend? 29 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:55,875 - Uh uh, no. I just have 30 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:55,875 to get this one email out, 31 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:58,750 and then it's gonna be 32 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:58,750 all about you. 33 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:02,291 Oh check it. We're here. 34 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:04,542 - Hmm. 35 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:08,667 - Let's get you married. 36 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,417 - Oh my god! 37 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:14,250 We're getting married! 38 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:18,208 Smokin', huh? 39 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,542 - Hey! Good to see you guys. 40 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,542 - Hi, guys. 41 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,500 - Thanks for coming. 42 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,500 - Hi. 43 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:39,041 - Yeah. 44 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:39,041 - You look beautiful. 45 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:41,333 - Um, honey... 46 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:42,959 - Hmm? 47 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:42,959 - Easy, easy. 48 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,709 No one likes a drunk bride. 49 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,291 There she is! 50 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:50,417 in the world! 51 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:50,417 The cutest little flower girl 52 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:54,083 - Hoo. She's-she's off right? 53 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:56,125 Like in the face, 54 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:56,125 she's very sleepy. 55 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,500 - Anne she's a little girl. 56 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,500 - Right, sorry. Yeah. 57 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,000 I'm sure she's a great kid. 58 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:01,208 Girls with strange faces 59 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:01,208 have to be, 60 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,792 - Hey, you. 61 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,792 it's like a survival technique. 62 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:05,291 - Hey. 63 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,333 - Can I get your eyes here, 64 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,333 please? 65 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,959 - Yes. Yes, I'm sorry, 66 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,959 I'm here. Hi. 67 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,291 - I know you didn't want 68 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,291 a big event, 69 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,333 but I just would hate 70 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,333 to think back on this 71 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,000 and wished that we'd 72 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,000 behaved better, right? 73 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,041 - Yes, totally. Yes! 74 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,875 I wanna look back on this 75 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,875 and not regret it. 76 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:21,792 - And there are going to be 77 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:21,792 moments that are weird, 78 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,625 and you're going to have 79 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,625 to struggle through them. 80 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:26,917 Like my dancing. 81 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:28,542 - If you can stomach that, 82 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,625 then we're gonna come through 83 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,625 the other side, married. 84 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:32,166 Deal? 85 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:32,166 - Mmhmm. 86 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:35,500 - Hmm. 87 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:38,000 Yes. 88 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:40,542 I do! 89 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:44,542 - Yes, uh, who could I speak 90 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:44,542 to handles celebrity requests? 91 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:47,250 Uh huh, I can hold. 92 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:49,250 Hm. 93 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:51,667 Hmm. Hi. 94 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:54,083 Can I call you back? 95 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,417 Julian! I thought you were 96 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,417 just coming to the wedding? 97 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,625 - Felt like surprising you. 98 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:00,417 - Hmm. 99 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:05,125 - Hey, don't forget to pull 100 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:05,125 out, okay? 101 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:06,500 - Yeah. 102 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,375 - This is Kate? 103 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:16,500 - Well, is there any way 104 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:16,500 we could skip the waitlist? 105 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:21,208 Did you just cum 106 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:21,208 in someone's coat? 107 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:25,208 Well, that's great, Jean. 108 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:28,542 - I'd love to say a few words 109 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:28,542 before the mother of the bride. 110 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:32,458 years, but in many ways, 111 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:32,458 I know it's only been a few 112 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,750 I feel like I'm the other 113 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,750 mother to our little Annie. 114 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,542 - I'm gonna go get a drink. 115 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,166 Eleanor: Kate, 116 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,166 nice of you to join us. 117 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:41,208 You look a little flushed. 118 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:41,208 Been up to something? 119 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:44,458 Oh, but who can tell under 120 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:44,458 that fake tan of yours? 121 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,625 - Die in a fire. 122 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:48,875 - Annie would love that, 123 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:48,875 Bradley, 124 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:51,959 and I just know that the two 125 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:51,959 of you are going to make 126 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,834 the most beautiful babies. 127 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,417 - If I could just convince 128 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,417 this one, right? 129 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:59,208 - Oh, and may I introduce the 130 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:59,208 other mother of the bride, 131 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,709 Jane. 132 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,000 - I did not 133 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,000 think I would be here, 134 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:06,083 ever, doing this. 135 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,625 Um, Anne was very independent, 136 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:10,250 she barely had any friends. 137 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,083 - Okay. 138 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,083 - Anne was a toughie, 139 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:16,500 uh, which I think will serve 140 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:16,500 her very well in marriage. 141 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:19,625 As you know, Anne grew up 142 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:19,625 without her father, 143 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:22,417 who was a goddamn deadbeat. 144 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,792 - Um, but I think we did, 145 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,792 we did pretty good. 146 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,083 - I think this would be a good 147 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,083 time to have a toast 148 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:31,709 to the bride and groom. 149 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:31,709 - Please! 150 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:34,333 - Okay, well, let's do it. 151 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:34,333 I was gonna get to that. 152 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:38,458 - I would like to toast 153 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:38,458 to Anne and Brad. 154 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,750 - To Anne and Bradley, cheers! 155 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,750 - God, all right, hold on, 156 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,792 let me get this hair 157 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,792 under control. 158 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:47,333 All right, go crazy, purge. 159 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:48,834 - Your mom! 160 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:48,834 - Yup. 161 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,583 - My mom! 162 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,583 - Mm hmm. 163 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,000 - I think I drank too much. 164 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,000 - No you're crazy, barf it out. 165 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:57,250 This is Kate. 166 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:59,041 No, this is a good time. 167 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:11,750 Anne: Ugh, so hungover. 168 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,458 - But look at these Frenchies, 169 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,458 bitch. 170 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,917 tonight classy as shizzit. 171 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,917 Seriously, I'm going into 172 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,709 - Oh, shit. 173 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,750 - Swallow it, Anne. 174 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,750 - Oh, I'm good, I'm good. 175 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:22,542 Did you get a chance to talk 176 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:22,542 to Brad at all last night? 177 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:26,500 - Uh, there was so much goin' 178 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:26,500 on you know, but he is great. 179 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:29,291 - Call him great one more time, 180 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:29,291 I'm gonna rip your tits off. 181 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:31,834 - Can you just cut the shit 182 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:31,834 - Jesus, violent. 183 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,208 and be straight up with me, 184 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,208 please? 185 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,917 - Not everyone likes to dump 186 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,917 their shit on the table 187 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,125 all the time, okay? 188 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,542 what different does it make 189 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,542 what I think? 190 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:39,291 - Your opinion is like the most 191 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:39,291 important thing to me. 192 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,709 - Well, fuck if... 193 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,709 you need to know. 194 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,709 - I do! 195 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,709 - He's a drop controlling. 196 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,000 - What does that mean? 197 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,000 - It's not like a big thing, 198 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,583 it's just like you've been... 199 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,583 body snatched, 200 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,458 but it's like of the mind. 201 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,458 It's like you joined a... 202 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,667 kind of a cult, you know, 203 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,667 like the cult of Brad. 204 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:56,291 And you're in ch-- 205 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:56,291 well, you're not in charge, 206 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,417 but you're like a really good 207 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,417 student. You know what it is? 208 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,125 You're like one of those kids 209 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,125 who's been kidnapped 210 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:02,166 and the cop spots you 211 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:02,166 at a bank, 212 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,417 and your eyes are saying 213 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,417 one thing, you know - SOS - 214 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,959 but your mouth is like, 215 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,959 I'm fine. 216 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,792 - Kate! 217 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,792 - What, am I nailing it? 218 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,667 - No! I am in love with him! 219 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,667 - Good! 220 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:12,917 It's more of a vibe thing. 221 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:12,917 The truth is I like him. 222 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:15,792 - I'm going to marry this guy. 223 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:15,792 - As you should, okay? 224 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,000 I'm sorry, you just... 225 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,000 you made me say all that stuff. 226 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,166 You cornered me. 227 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,166 - I made you say it? 228 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,750 Eleanor: Knock, knock! 229 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:24,917 Annie, I brought you 230 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:24,917 something borrowed. 231 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,125 - Oh, wow. 232 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:33,041 All right. 233 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,000 Oh my god, those are beautiful. 234 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:37,208 - They match your complexion 235 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:37,208 perfectly. 236 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,583 - Wow. 237 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,583 Anne: Thank you. 238 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:41,750 Eleanor: Oh, you deserve 239 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:41,750 everything in this world. 240 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,709 Jane: Smells like a chemical 241 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,709 plant in here. 242 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:45,125 - Jane. 243 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:45,125 - It's so uppity, right? 244 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:47,750 I asked them if I could 245 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:47,750 microwave my oatmeal package, 246 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:50,250 and they acted like 247 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:50,250 I'd shit the bed. 248 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,750 - Oh. Thanks, Mom. 249 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,750 - Okay. 250 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,875 You know what, I'm gonna go 251 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,875 and try your dad again. 252 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:56,291 Jane? Okay. 253 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:00,750 - Brought you something. 254 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:00,750 - Oh. 255 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:03,458 - It happens to be something 256 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:03,458 blue. 257 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:08,583 - Did uh, one of your 258 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:08,583 patients make this? 259 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:10,166 - Margaret did, yes, 260 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:10,166 and I'll have you know, 261 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:13,291 use of her motor skills. 262 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:13,291 she made them with very little 263 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,458 - They are very nice. 264 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,458 - Hmm. 265 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,125 - Please thank her for me. 266 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:20,208 - I would, but she is dead. 267 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:20,208 Kate: Okay. 268 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:24,250 - I'll um, 269 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:24,250 I'll see you out there. 270 00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:29,750 - Really? 271 00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:29,750 - She's great. 272 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,291 Jane: No, no. 273 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,041 No, no, please, 274 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,041 please sit down. 275 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:00,583 Just be comfortable. 276 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,917 - Mom, they're supposed 277 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,917 to do that. 278 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,959 - Nice earrings. 279 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,375 - Hi, everyone. 280 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:25,834 Uh, hello. 281 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:30,750 bring out the worst in Anne, 282 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:30,750 As public speaking tends to 283 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:33,083 she won't be up here speaking 284 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:33,083 tonight, but... 285 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,792 Her best friend, 286 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,792 Maid of Honour, 287 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:38,583 bridesmaid extraordinaire, 288 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:38,583 will be, Kate. 289 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,875 She's a lot of fun. She's a 290 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,875 very good-humoured person 291 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:43,709 and I can't wait to hear 292 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:43,709 from her. 293 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,333 - Aw, thank you. 294 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:51,166 Hi. 295 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:54,000 Such a um, such a great day, 296 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:54,000 right. And um... 297 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:00,792 That uh, that priest, so nice. 298 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:00,792 So like... 299 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,917 uh, and the flower girl, 300 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,917 very pretty. 301 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:12,208 since university, 302 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:12,208 Um, so look I've known Anne 303 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,208 and when I first met her 304 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,125 I actually thought she 305 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,125 was such a bitch. 306 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:24,083 Um, but I somehow gained 307 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:24,083 her trust, 308 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:28,792 and felt what it was like 309 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:28,792 to be loved, I guess. 310 00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:32,792 And I don't even think 311 00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:32,792 I need 312 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,083 anyone else's love 313 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,083 besides yours. 314 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,250 Is that weird? 315 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,250 Probably too much. 316 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:39,417 - Mm mm. 317 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:42,125 - But I'm happy to share her 318 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:42,125 with you, Brad, 319 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,500 'cause you're great. 320 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,959 Seriously, I know we don't know 321 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,959 each other very well, 322 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,125 but um, you make Anne 323 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,125 really happy, 324 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,208 and that makes me really happy. 325 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,959 So, let's lift our glasses, 326 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,959 or whatever, 327 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,583 to Anne... and Brad. 328 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,583 Both of 'em. 329 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:59,166 - I think before we have 330 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:59,166 a drink, 331 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:02,333 opportunity to say grace. 332 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:02,333 we should really take this 333 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:05,959 So if everyone could please 334 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:05,959 join me in bowing your heads? 335 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,375 Uh, take it away, Anne. 336 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,458 - Okay. Um... 337 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:14,041 I'm just gonna... 338 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,125 Dear God... 339 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,000 - Right, but is there like 340 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,000 a way to skip the list? 341 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:24,166 to wear it to an event, or... 342 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:24,166 Like what if his wife were 343 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,792 Eleanor: Kate! 344 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,125 I need to talk to you! 345 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:28,709 - Can I call you back? 346 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,000 What? What? Whaaat? 347 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,250 - Kate, believe it or not, 348 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:36,041 but there was a time that I 349 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:36,041 didn't want marriage either. 350 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,166 - Oh, here we go. 351 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,709 father. 352 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,709 - I had doubts about your 353 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,250 - I don't need to hear 354 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,250 about this. 355 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,375 - You think I didn't have 356 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,375 chemistry with other men? 357 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,000 Huh? That may have led to... 358 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:46,500 - Okay, Mom, I definitely 359 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:46,500 don't need to hear about this. 360 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,500 - But, I always came home 361 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,500 to him. 362 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:51,709 - He is my husband, 363 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:51,709 and that grounds me. 364 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,583 - Whadda you want? 365 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,583 A trophy? Mom, that's fucked! 366 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,542 - Oh, and that is fresh coming 367 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,542 from you. 368 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,667 Attending your best friend's 369 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,667 wedding with a married man. 370 00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:02,291 - How did you even... 371 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,917 - Married. 372 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,917 he's separated, so... 373 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:08,000 - I have to pee. Like bad, 374 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:08,000 okay, and I don't need this. 375 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,000 Why don't you have another 376 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,000 drink? 377 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:16,041 - Son of a bitch. 378 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:23,333 Oh, George, thank you 379 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:23,333 for holding my spot. 380 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,291 - Sorry. Ooh! 381 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,875 - Sorry about this, 382 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,875 - Ooh. 383 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,542 I just, had a little 384 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,542 10 over here. 385 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,500 - No problem. 386 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,500 - Oh. 387 00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,625 - Anything? 388 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,250 - Could you maybe just turn 389 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,250 around? 390 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,750 You just have this like secret 391 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,750 service vibe, 392 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,083 and I think if I could just see 393 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,083 you then I could just let go. 394 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,083 - Did I make it worse? 395 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,083 - No. It's better. 396 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,875 So what's your name? 397 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,625 - I'm Kate. 398 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,625 - I'm Nathan. 399 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:09,458 - Hi, Nathan. 400 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:09,458 What's your story? 401 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,166 - Well, I'm 27, 402 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,417 and I also have trouble peeing 403 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,417 in front of strangers. 404 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:17,291 And I'm somebody's pity date 405 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:17,291 tonight, so... 406 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,583 - Oh no, that's so sad. 407 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,583 - Yeah, sad for her. 408 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,291 I've eaten two pounds 409 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,291 of free shrimp. 410 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:27,834 - Oh, there it is. 411 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:27,834 Oh my god, sorry I just... 412 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,166 - Strong stream. 413 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,166 - Yeah. 414 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,375 - Good for you! Oh geez. 415 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,250 Oh, there we go. 416 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,583 Oh, shit. 417 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,500 - Oh here, I got ya. 418 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,500 Here, here, here. 419 00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:50,291 - Oh no, this is so nice, 420 00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:50,291 I couldn't. 421 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,750 go ahead. 422 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,750 - No, no, no, please, 423 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,500 I heard how much pee came 424 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,500 outta ya. 425 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,625 Drip dry is not gonna cut it so. 426 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,000 - Hi. 427 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,542 ("Hey Mama" by Black Eyed Peas 428 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,542 plays) 429 00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:47,250 - Oh my god, thank you. 430 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,875 the moon. Yeah, yeah. 431 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,875 My boss is gonna be over 432 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,750 Okay, speak soon. 433 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,750 Thank you, again. 434 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,417 - Hi. 435 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,417 I did it! 436 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,166 - Yeah? What the purse thing? 437 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,166 - Not just any purse, 438 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:59,041 I mean Indiana Jones 439 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:59,041 couldn't get this. 440 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,583 - Oh no? 441 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,166 had this moment, you know, 442 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,166 - God, you know, I just like 443 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,792 where I thought it wasn't 444 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,792 gonna happen. 445 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,208 - Yeah? 446 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,208 - But I was like, 447 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,667 I thought okay, what would 448 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,667 motivate this chick, 449 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,417 you know, 450 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,417 to like give me what I want? 451 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,208 will you just listen? 452 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,208 And then... 453 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,458 Shit! 454 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,542 - Don't worry about it, 455 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,542 it's not that bad. 456 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,709 It's not a big deal. 457 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,709 - Well I'm just, I'm all wet. 458 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,000 - Relax your dress looks like 459 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,000 it's from a Halloween store. 460 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:25,041 What? You look like you're 461 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:25,041 from a... Halloween store. 462 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,834 Fuck you! 463 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,834 - What? 464 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,125 Seriously, Kate? Come on. 465 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,125 Don't be a suck! Kate! 466 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:33,041 - Can I get 2 shots? Thanks. 467 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,667 All right, all right, 468 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,667 all right! 469 00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:56,291 Let's switch it up a bit! 470 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,709 Give it up for the groom 471 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,709 tonight, he's on fire! 472 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,583 - Hey, Lionel! 473 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,583 - Anne, hi! 474 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,125 - Hey! 475 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,125 - Hi. 476 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,291 Uh, congrats. 477 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,291 Congratulations. Congrats. 478 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,500 - Oh yeah, thanks man. 479 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,125 - Yeah, you look beautiful, 480 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,125 by the way, 481 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:10,208 like really, like a princess so. 482 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,291 - Yeah. 483 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,291 - Aw. That's so nice. 484 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,458 - Thank you. 485 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,000 - Thank you for inviting me, 486 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,000 by the way. 487 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:17,083 - Dude, of course. 488 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:17,083 - I'm gonna go, I think. 489 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,667 - No, no, no, no! 490 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,667 - No, I'm gonna go. 491 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,125 - Hey man, don't go. Don't go. 492 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,125 I saw you dancing with Cindy, 493 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,125 she's awesome! 494 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,834 - Yeah. 495 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,834 - You like her, right? 496 00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,792 - She's...sexy? She's sexy? 497 00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,792 - Yeah! 498 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,500 - And you're such 499 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,500 a great-looking guy. 500 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:33,792 So you should stay. 501 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:33,792 Go, get laid! 502 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,333 - Yeah. 503 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,333 - Go man, go now! 504 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:38,250 Have a great time! 505 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:38,250 - Okay, thank you. 506 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,750 I see you, Cindy. 507 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,750 Yeah, baby. 508 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,125 - Jesus. 509 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,709 - Are you enjoying that? 510 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,166 - Oh, no. No, I'm not. 511 00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,417 - Yeah, looks it. 512 00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,417 Uh, it's actually disgusting. 513 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,417 - Yeah. Um, do you wanna 514 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,417 come down? 515 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,083 - Oh, I think it's too high 516 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,083 of a... 517 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,959 - Here, come here. Come here. 518 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,959 - Really? 519 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,959 - Mm hmm. 520 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,375 - Oh, thank you. 521 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,375 - Hmm. 522 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,333 out here, anyway? 523 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,333 - So what are you doing 524 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,542 Mourning your pocket square? 525 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,834 - I am, actually. 526 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,750 No dry cleaner could 527 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,750 ever clean it. 528 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,250 - Hmm. 529 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,667 - What happened to your dress? 530 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:30,041 - What? Oh, yeah. 531 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:30,041 Lapse of judgment. 532 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,875 - What? 533 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,875 - It's a crappy dress. 534 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,000 Looks nice to me. 535 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:44,375 Whoa. 536 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,750 - Wow. 537 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,750 - Sorry I just, 538 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:48,125 I had this like silent air 539 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:48,125 going and I wanted to... 540 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,083 act on it, and... 541 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,083 - Okay. 542 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,333 I dare ya to do it again. 543 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:56,250 - Oh well no, I mean, 544 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:56,250 I already did the dare. 545 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,834 - Oh, okay, Johnny Knoxville. 546 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,709 I dare ya to jump 547 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,709 in the fountain. 548 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,625 - What? 549 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,625 Dude, it's a foot deep. 550 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,917 That's not a dare, 551 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,917 that's a pedicure. 552 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,625 for me? 553 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,625 - Are you upping my dare 554 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,208 - Well I mean, what choice do I 555 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,208 have? If your dares are lame, 556 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,917 I gotta you know, up your game. 557 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,709 - Okay, what did you have 558 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,709 in mind? 559 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,333 Something more um, naked? 560 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,291 - Sorry, naked? 561 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,750 I don't think I said anything 562 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,750 about nudity. 563 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,834 I'll have you know I'm a lady. 564 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,208 Never even had a one-night 565 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,208 stand. 566 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,583 - Wow. 567 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,542 - That's an interesting dare. 568 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,000 Bradley: May I weigh in? 569 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,000 Anne: On? 570 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:45,000 - You carry too many 571 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:45,000 people's burdens. 572 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:48,959 pleasing your mother. 573 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:48,959 The burden of constantly 574 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,875 It's annoying, but it's 575 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,875 the right thing to do. 576 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,792 - Is it? 577 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:58,250 - And the burden of a very 578 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:58,250 toxic friendship. 579 00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,542 - What the hell are you 580 00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,542 talking about? 581 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,500 - Honey, Kate's a great girl, 582 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,500 and I see that, 583 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,458 but she clearly has some pretty 584 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,458 jaded views 585 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,959 about this whole picture here. 586 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,125 - I don't think you know 587 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,125 her well enough 588 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,667 to say something like that. 589 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,375 - I can... read people very 590 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,375 well, and... 591 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:18,375 I get a strong sense that... 592 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,834 thrilled about... 593 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,834 well, she's less than 594 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,000 our marriage. 595 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:26,208 - Well, I mean, uh... 596 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:30,542 - But you want this, right? 597 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:30,542 - Yes! Yes! Yes! 598 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,667 Yes, I want it, 599 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,667 and I want you. Yeah. 600 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:38,041 - Hey, gimme those eyes. 601 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,000 Hey, beautiful. 602 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,000 - Hey. 603 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,834 - It's okay to feel scared about 604 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,834 the next stage in your life. 605 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,417 - The perfect night. 606 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,000 Hi. 607 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,291 Kate: I know the rules, 608 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,291 just go! 609 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,792 Nathan: Okay. On your marks... 610 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,792 - Uh-huh? 611 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,458 - Get set... 612 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,458 - Go! 613 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,792 Hey! 614 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,458 Eleanor: Kate! 615 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,625 Have you no shame? 616 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,625 - Um... 617 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,166 - Fake tan. 618 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,125 - I'm so sorry. 619 00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,000 Anne: Did you know he likes 620 00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,000 modern art? 621 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,792 - No, I did not know that. 622 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,792 - Mmhmm. 623 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,250 - And I do too, so, 624 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:14,041 - Ugh, wish I'd known about 625 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:14,041 the whole modern art thing 626 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,875 before I said this 627 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,875 was a bad idea. 628 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,917 You know, common interests 629 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,917 and all that. 630 00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:21,083 - Am I fucked? 631 00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:21,083 - No. 632 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,291 I wanna be you when I grow up. 633 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,291 Mm-mm. You're a badass. 634 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,625 - Yeah, I dunno... anything. 635 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,834 - Neither do I. 636 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,166 - Just don't wanna be alone. 637 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,166 You know? 638 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,208 - Hmm. 639 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,333 Well, luckily you don't have 640 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,333 to worry about that. 641 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,500 - Right, because I got Brad. 642 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,000 - No, dummy. You got me. 37972

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