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You fixed it. 12 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,080 - Oh. - Nice work, demon. 13 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:32,180 Mm. 14 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:33,980 Well, Sid. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,630 - Ah. - I'm off to Milan 16 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,279 for a week... again. 17 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,940 Listen, I have some rather fickle ficus. 18 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,260 You sure you can handle watering my plants while I'm gone? 19 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:46,960 I know you poors don't like to work. 20 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,760 You know it. 21 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:51,091 Everybody, this is Edie. 22 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:54,129 She lives over in Shady Meadows West, 23 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:56,360 where the rich people live. 24 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,259 I wandered over there once, 25 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:01,420 and Edie was kind enough to escort me out. 26 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,040 Here's the key. 27 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:06,059 Be sure to remove your shoes on the rug. 28 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:09,600 And I must insist you sit when you urinate. 29 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:12,300 Ooh, do we stand when we do number two? 30 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:15,489 Oh, forget I said that. 31 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:17,760 Uh, uh, don't you worry. 32 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:21,900 I'm going to treat your fickle fici as if they were my own. 33 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,780 See that you do. 34 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,680 Toodily oodily. 35 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,630 Gee, I hope they let her through security 36 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,660 with that stick up her butt. 37 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:34,900 Sid, why would you do anything for that snobby woman? 38 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:38,930 Any other stupid questions, stupid? 39 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,469 Sorry. 40 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,480 Living the high life is getting to me. 41 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:50,060 Oh, it's plastic. 42 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:13,220 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 43 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:17,089 Wow. So this is how the other half lives. 44 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,980 Two bed, two bath. Washer, dryer. 45 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,620 Yeah. Now I don't have to get glared at 46 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,980 by Meredith McDougle in the laundry room. 47 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,979 The woman is there every day, 48 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,860 yet her clothes are always dirty. 49 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,360 What are you washing, Meredith?! 50 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,200 Ooh-wee! 51 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:39,079 Ooh, this massage chair is working my neck out. 52 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,359 And my butt! 53 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,640 Oh! Thattagirl! 54 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,920 Work that booty. 55 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,960 Look at that crappy apartment down there 56 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,039 with the two-cent window treatments. 57 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,660 What... what kind of an animal lives there? 58 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,460 Oh. 59 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,839 I think that's actually my place. 60 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,880 This kitchen is great. I love to cook. 61 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,560 Reminds me of my days as a chef on a wagon train. 62 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,960 Frontierland at Disney World. 63 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,099 Cookie, anyone? 64 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,560 Yeah, sure. 65 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,539 - Wow. - This is the life. 66 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:12,550 Mmm. 67 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,940 Holy crap, Charlie. 68 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,159 These are really good. 69 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,029 - I had no idea you bake. - Thanks. 70 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:22,080 Yeah, I like to get stoned and just let my creativity run wild. 71 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,690 Sometimes it leads to baking, 72 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:26,380 and sometimes it leads to, uh... 73 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,380 What were we talking about? 74 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,419 Okay. Fast. 75 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,379 Oh, fast. 76 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:37,060 Wait a minute. I don't think I feel comfortable with this. 77 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,799 Hold up. 78 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,920 Yes, I do. 79 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,059 If this ever goes to trial, 80 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:47,520 I'm a witness for the chair. 81 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,840 You know what, Charlie? You could make some decent money 82 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,550 - selling these cookies. - Oh, Charlie, 83 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,769 you'd be adorable selling cookies. 84 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:56,700 Like a stoned, wrinkly Girl Scout. 85 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,460 What am I saying? That would be terrifying. 86 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,990 Yeah, I appreciate it, guys, but no. 87 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,326 No, cooking is just a hobby I picked up 88 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:07,788 when I retired, like, uh... 89 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,040 Like, what-what are we talking about? 90 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:15,090 Ben and Jerry started as a fun hobby, too, 91 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,109 and look at them now. 92 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,760 Yeah, I don't care about your other friends. 93 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,879 You guys like this place, right? 94 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,380 It's only $1,000 a month more. 95 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,199 I mean, if we could turn Charlie's Cookies 96 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,549 into a real business... which I know how to do... 97 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:31,680 we could all be living in Shady Meadows West. 98 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:35,024 I mean, isn't this what we want our retirement to look like? 99 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,699 I've always wanted to be a snob. 100 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:41,360 I so seldom get to look down on people. 101 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:44,559 I could use the spare money to buy a nice mattress. 102 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,660 I mean, if I keep lying on mine, 103 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,578 I won't be able to turn my neck to the left. 104 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,205 How am I gonna watch tennis? 105 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,059 I'll be all like... 106 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:58,660 What do you say, Charlie? They're your cookies. 107 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:02,240 Well, you know, we didn't retire to retire from retirement. 108 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,700 If we retired to make money for our retirement, 109 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,596 then you're not retiring from your retirement. 110 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:08,200 You have to retire your retirement 111 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,240 to retire, and that's tiring. 112 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,120 Look, Charlie, all you have to do 113 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,770 is get baked and bake. 114 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,273 I have always dreamed of running my own business. 115 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,120 I will handle everything else. 116 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,480 I don't think so. 117 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,613 Your weed would be a business write-off. 118 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:24,699 I'm in. 119 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,980 Now, if you will turn to page 14 in your packets, 120 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,110 you will see that our marginal costs are gonna start 121 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,060 - to decline right here... - As will our lives 122 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,090 if you don't stop talking! 123 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:46,240 Seriously, Margaret, you said this would be fun. 124 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:50,260 I have never had less fun in my life, and I was a P.O.W. 125 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,219 At least there, they played music. 126 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,460 Okay, guys, we're putting in a little work now 127 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,659 so that we can have a lot of fun later. 128 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,520 We need a professional oven like Edie's 129 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:00,719 if we're gonna make enough cookies 130 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,139 to get this company off the ground, 131 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:03,149 and we only have a week 132 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:04,590 before she gets back home. 133 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,850 Margaret, here's where you went wrong. 134 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:10,660 See, you made pie charts 135 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,399 when you should've made cookie charts 136 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,890 made out of real cookies. 137 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:16,869 That way, when you're talking, we can be eating bites 138 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:19,619 that represent the profits and losses. 139 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,579 Get in there, Hank. Save her. 140 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:24,549 Oh, looks like I need to come in here and take charge. 141 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,549 All right, so, uh, first of all, you don't run a business 142 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:30,100 with all this old nerd stuff. You got to use your gut. 143 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,500 Mm. Well, you definitely have me beat in the gut department. 144 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,240 What do you know about business? 145 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,180 You were a meter reader for the gas company. 146 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,780 Margaret, I was in sales. 147 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,149 How is reading meters sales? 148 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,699 Well, I had to sell the idea 149 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,820 of a black man coming on white folks' property. 150 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,720 If I can sell that, cookies will be a piece of cake. 151 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:50,699 Ooh, we should sell cake. 152 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,239 And doughnuts, too! 153 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,100 - And wallets. - What? 154 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,500 No. No, Charlie's Cookies should only be selling cookies. 155 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,400 Look, you guys, I have been through this whole thing before. 156 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,020 My ex-husband Kenny and I ran 157 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,460 a seafood distribution company for years. 158 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,349 And that applies to cakes, 159 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:10,100 doughnuts and wallets how? 160 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:12,700 He didn't listen to me, either, 161 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,899 and that's why our company crashed and burned. 162 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:18,560 Wasn't for him, I'd be the shrimp queen of Pensacola. 163 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:20,720 While we're bringing up painful memories, 164 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,480 "shrimp queen" is really triggering for me. 165 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,580 Anyway, I am not gonna watch another company fail 166 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,720 just because a man is too stubborn to listen. 167 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:33,920 I will be running Charlie's Cookies. 168 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,839 So, you get to be in charge just 'cause you married a moron? 169 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,640 What kind of sense does that make? 170 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:43,180 It's called "Charlie's Cookies." 171 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,320 Okay, so I think it's pretty obvious 172 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,850 who should be running it. Hank. 173 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,360 Can't argue with that logic. 174 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,560 You guys want extra money, right? 175 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,109 Hank, you want that new mattress. 176 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:56,989 Sid, you want the high life. 177 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:59,560 Charlie, we know you want the high life. 178 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,520 I'm the one that can lead us down that path to success. 179 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,719 Now, I know the charts and the graphs... 180 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,940 Oh, she's boring us again! I vote for Hank! 181 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,780 - Me, too. - Guys... 182 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,280 How about you, Margaret? What's your vote? 183 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,500 Never mind! Doesn't matter! Hank's in charge. 184 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,879 First order of business: let's go swimming. 185 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,220 All right! 186 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,769 1,000 cookies by Friday. 187 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:29,440 Absolutely, no problem. We can make that happen. 188 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,260 Thank you. 189 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:34,460 You guys, I just landed a huge order. 190 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,489 It's a big resort in Sedona. 191 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:37,819 Could we now please admit 192 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:40,000 that I am the one who should be in charge? 193 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,969 Nope. But listen to this. 194 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:45,080 Charlie's got an idea for a chocolate chip cookie 195 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:48,720 where all the chips are little bitty cookies. 196 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,940 We're gonna be so frigging rich. 197 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:57,019 Oh, you know what? 198 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,519 Forget about a mattress. 199 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,020 I'm gonna buy a waterbed, 200 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,220 and I'm gonna fill it full of champagne. 201 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,819 Hank, don't be spending money before you got it. 202 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:07,340 That's just about the most foolish thing you can do. 203 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:10,580 Guess who's been spending their balls off. 204 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,560 Wha... ? 205 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:16,180 Where are the groceries I asked you to buy? 206 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,629 And why are you dressed like a Build-A-Bear? 207 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:21,940 Why are you dressed like the manager at a pumpkin patch? 208 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,660 We can both be mean, Margaret. 209 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,259 Who wears a fur in Arizona? 210 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,480 If I'm gonna live in Shady Meadows West, 211 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,290 I got to look the part. 212 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,240 What part is that? The oldest Ewok? 213 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,200 How did you afford all of this? 214 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:42,729 I set us up a corporate credit card, silly. 215 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,359 The company pays for it. 216 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,120 We are the company. 217 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,520 We have got to hustle if we're gonna fill this order 218 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,039 before Edie gets home. 219 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,020 This is a golden opportunity, guys. 220 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,260 Come on, let's get to work. 221 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:57,320 Whoa, Margaret, calm down. 222 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:59,749 You seem a little emotional. 223 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,480 Don't worry about it. I got this. 224 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,759 You're right. I am being a little emotional. 225 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,760 Typical woman, right? 226 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:09,220 You get it. 227 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,879 Oh, she gets it. Yeah. 228 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,320 Hank, as long as you're in charge, 229 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:16,780 would you mind if I ran out and got all of the supplies 230 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,849 that Sid forgot and maybe have myself a... a good cry? 231 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:22,770 I approve that. 232 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,800 Have fun. 233 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,400 Finally. 234 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,609 Now maybe we can get some work done. 235 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,260 Hank, if we're gonna get rich off this thing, 236 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,720 we need a jingle. 237 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,160 I'm thinking something like... 238 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:42,689 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 239 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:44,949 ♪ Charlie's got a cookie. ♪ 240 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:47,409 All right, sing that song again. Let me put some stank on it. 241 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,329 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 242 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:51,579 ♪ Charlie's got a cookie ♪ 243 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,409 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 244 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:56,419 ♪ Charlie's got a cookie. ♪ 245 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,600 - Well, that's done. - Mm. 246 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,760 That's my boss. 247 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,049 Hey, Charlie. 248 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:10,889 I'm glad you're alone. 249 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:13,940 Aren't we all really, at the end of the day? 250 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:17,399 Yeah, things got a little heated there earlier, 251 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,300 so, uh, I brought over a little peace offering. 252 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,819 Ooh. 253 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:25,660 This is a strain called "Nipple of the Gods." 254 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,320 It is grown just outside of Humboldt. 255 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:31,480 I don't need the whole story, J.K. Rowling. Just spark it up. 256 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,930 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 257 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:39,129 ♪ Charlie's got a cookie ♪ 258 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:42,630 ♪ Lookee, lookee, Charlie's got a cookie. ♪ 259 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,419 That's the best one yet. 260 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,840 I think that four-hour rehearsal we had today really helped. 261 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,469 I've just got to quadruple-check. 262 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:52,780 It's a "no" on my choreography? 263 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,820 Yeah. 264 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:58,620 Wait a minute. What is going on here? 265 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,620 - Every table is eating our cookies. - Wow. 266 00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:03,620 Uh, hey, baby, where'd you get these from? 267 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:07,020 Oh. A red-haired woman sold those to us, 268 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,679 and Susan wouldn't buy any, 269 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,409 and she called her the "B" word. 270 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:14,080 - Margaret. - Yes, that's it. 271 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,750 That's funny, because when she came over the other night, 272 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,880 - she didn't mention anything about this. - Wait. Hold up. 273 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,500 - She came to see you? - Yeah, it was fun. 274 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,160 She got me really stoned, 275 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,879 and she brought out these legal documents 276 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,469 and challenged me to a signature contest, and I... 277 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:30,000 - Oh, geez. - Margaret. 278 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,940 But who won the contest? 279 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,639 Margaret! 280 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,980 Margaret, open up the door right now! 281 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,480 Everything okay, Hank? 282 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,240 Because you sound really emotional. 283 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:47,120 What is going on in here? 284 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,630 Well, I'm running a successful business 285 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,409 the way I always wanted to. 286 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:53,780 Hard-working employees, breaks to call grandkids, 287 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,789 orders being fulfilled on time, 288 00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:59,980 and a business plan that does not involve miniature furs. 289 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,290 This is a youth large. 290 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,339 Blah, blah, blah. 291 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:08,380 This doesn't change the fact that you stole this business. 292 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,639 I did not steal it. I bought it fair and square. 293 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,550 How can it be fair when you tricked me? 294 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,240 I did not trick you. You gave me the recipe. 295 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,390 You said I could buy the company for a dollar. 296 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,019 I said I didn't have a dollar. 297 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:22,979 You said, "Good enough." You gave me the company. 298 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,689 Does sound kind of familiar, Hank. 299 00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:26,539 Yeah, well, screw that. 300 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,489 We gonna find our own cookie buyers. 301 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,859 And I know real fat people, Margaret. 302 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,119 Come on, y'all. Let's go get some supplies. 303 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,079 Yeah, well, about those supplies. 304 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,290 We don't have any money left. 305 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:41,800 Somebody maxed out our company credit card. 306 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,060 It was your boy. 307 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,339 - Damn it, Sid! - Well, it wasn't just me. 308 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:50,720 You should see how much Charlie has blown on weed. 309 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:54,300 We got somebody on the payroll named Dank Steve. 310 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,059 You know, I've been biting my tongue on this all week, 311 00:13:57,060 --> 00:14:00,620 but, uh... he prefers Dank Steven. 312 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,359 You know, guys, I couldn't help but overhear that you suck, 313 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,189 and you've run your company 314 00:14:07,190 --> 00:14:09,070 into the ground, and you have no money. 315 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,239 - We did not say that we suck. - Oh, it was implied. 316 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,120 Anyway, I'm looking for some extra hands in the kitchen 317 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,240 if you're interested in working for me. 318 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,800 Over our dead bodies will we humiliate ourselves 319 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,789 - by bending the knee to your... - You know, Hank, 320 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:25,780 she does sound like she knows what she's doing. 321 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,899 Yeah, Hank. We all want that Shady Meadows West life, but... 322 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,550 - Yeah. - I don't see it happening 323 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,140 with you at the helm. 324 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,089 I'm with Margaret now. 325 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,469 Yeah, me, too. 326 00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:38,000 You bunch of betrayers. 327 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,920 I hope you know this means war. Cookie war! 328 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,140 Good luck trying to sell something without a jingle. 329 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:46,420 Oh, you mean the jingle that Charlie sold to me? Ladies? 330 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,819 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 331 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,760 ♪ Margaret's got a cookie. ♪ 332 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,110 Damn, damn, damn! 333 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,119 Great job, team. 334 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,720 We're gonna have these cookies done 335 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,119 with time to spare. 336 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,300 Sid, you're killing it, 337 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,399 but you need to take that fur coat off, 338 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,959 or else cover your entire body with a hair net. 339 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,839 Oh, I'll just take it off. 340 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,959 I do not know how Russian prostitutes 341 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,260 get anything done in these. 342 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,219 Guys, we have got a huge problem. 343 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,889 The oven is not working. 344 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:23,600 That's 'cause I just turned the gas off. 345 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:28,020 Never mess with a retired meter reader, baby. 346 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,360 Well, that is pretty stupid, even for you, Hank. 347 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:33,660 I will just turn the gas back on. 348 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,200 You don't know how. Ha! 349 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:37,399 Isn't it just a little valve 350 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,490 that you turn counterclockwise? 351 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,370 Maybe. 352 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,540 But sometimes you need a wrench. 353 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:50,629 You got a wrench, Margaret? 354 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:53,040 We could just call 24-hour maintenance. 355 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:56,240 This is Shady Meadows West. They actually show up. 356 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,720 Shut up, Sid. 357 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,139 Everybody is turning against me. 358 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,960 I lost the company, I lost my friends. 359 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,119 What is next? 360 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,920 Hank, you can have all of that back 361 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,479 if you will just listen to me. 362 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,189 Well, that sounds like a good idea... on opposite day! 363 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:16,150 I will never listen to anything you have to say. 364 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,850 I am taking this company back. 365 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,159 Oh, you wouldn't know what to do with it. 366 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,700 You're a meter maid! 367 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:27,499 Meter man. Meter man. 368 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,680 Oh... Is that supposed to impress me? 369 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,080 Your job was wandering around neighborhoods in shorts. 370 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:38,500 Pleated shorts! Pleated dress shorts! 371 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,590 They're the half pants of kings. 372 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:47,439 Well... so, how you gonna make cookies now, 373 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,020 now that you don't have any flour? 374 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,650 That is sugar, Hank. 375 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:54,360 So... now you gonna get ants. 376 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:57,540 And-and how you gonna sell all these cookies 377 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,659 if you can't find them? 378 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,280 Oh, I'll save the cookies for... 379 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,020 Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot tray! 380 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,369 - Oops. - Oh! 381 00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:09,869 Sorry. My bad. 382 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,629 Oh, you are such a baby! 383 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:15,459 Would a baby ever do this? 384 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,260 Hey! Look at yourselves. 385 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,219 This was supposed to be fun, 386 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,259 and now you're tearing at each other's throats. 387 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,889 And for what? 388 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:32,649 A little extra money? 389 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,979 - You can't enjoy cookies... - Oh! 390 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,479 ... without a little milk! 391 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,729 Stop it! 392 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,219 Stop it! 393 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,819 What the hell is the matter with you?! 394 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:45,300 I told you how important this was to me, and you ruined it! 395 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,300 Why?! Why, Hank? 396 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,409 Because I did something you couldn't do? 397 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:52,460 - What's that, have babies? - There's that, too! 398 00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:01,720 Can somebody show me how to turn this thing off? 399 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,180 Boy, she's working that ball pretty hard. 400 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,859 Should we wait till she tires out a little? 401 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,779 No, let's get right to it. 402 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,939 Charlie, you go in first. You've seen combat. 403 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,609 Uh, you don't survive by going in first. 404 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:25,320 All right. 405 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,949 Hey, girl. How's your day going? 406 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:31,039 Go away. I'm busy. 407 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,959 Uh, listen, 408 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,200 I'm not very good at apologies, so, um... 409 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,040 we cool? 410 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:40,940 What Hank means to say 411 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,660 is that he's sorry. That's what you mean to say, 412 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,739 Hank, right? I don't want to put words in your mouth, 413 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,759 but you tell Margaret you're sorry right now. 414 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,720 I'll say I'm sorry when I'm ready. 415 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:54,979 All right, I'm ready. 416 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:58,190 So, um, I'm not good with apologies, 417 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,750 but I was watching that show, uh, 418 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,899 - This Is Us. - Yeah. 419 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,609 And the black dude on the show would say, uh... 420 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,419 I can kind of be a jerk when people tell me what to do. 421 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,409 Especially when they're right. 422 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,619 Well, I-I'm kind of the same way. 423 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,939 Except I'm usually right, 424 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,789 so it's not that big of a problem for me. 425 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,560 Hey, Tom, don't be petty. 426 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,640 No? 427 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:25,049 Look, guys... 428 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:27,000 when I watched my ex-husband 429 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,429 run our business into the ground, 430 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:31,889 I swore I would never let a man steamroll me again. 431 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:35,229 I mean, I love hanging out with you guys, but I'm... 432 00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,059 sick of being condescended to. 433 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,859 I'm sick of being ignored, 434 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,299 - I'm sick of being... - Margaret... 435 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,240 I'm sick of being interrupted. 436 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,199 It's not the 1950s, you guys. 437 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,240 Times have changed, and you have to change, too. 438 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,419 I'm not saying you have to agree with me all the time, 439 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,370 but I need to be heard. 440 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:56,579 Well, Margaret, you know what they say. 441 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:59,499 Men are from Mars, and women are from... 442 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,980 Well, my mother was from Philadelphia, 443 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 - but she grew up in a small... - Charlie. Charlie. 444 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,929 We were stupid to not listen to you. 445 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:11,600 Yeah, and if your ex didn't listen to you, he's stupid, too. 446 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,540 You know, if we all pitch in, 447 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,480 it's not too late to finish that cookie order. 448 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,770 What do you say, boss? 449 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:25,220 What do I say? What do I say? 450 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,320 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 451 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,779 ♪ We got us a cookie ♪ 452 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,619 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 453 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,909 ♪ We got us a cookie ♪ 454 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,539 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 455 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,369 ♪ We got us a cookie ♪ 456 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,250 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 457 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,720 ♪ We got us a cookie ♪ 458 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,028 Remix! 459 00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:46,009 ♪ Lookee, lookee, lookee... ♪ 460 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,840 Hey. 461 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,220 What the hell did you do to my apartment? 462 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,690 Edie, you're home early. 463 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,230 How was Mulan? 464 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:01,189 I'm gonna be honest with you. 465 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,940 Edie, I completely forgot 466 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:06,160 to water your plants. 467 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,990 Feel free to help yourself to some cookies. 468 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,080 And if you find any change in this chair, it's mine. 469 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,050 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 470 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:19,159 ♪ We got us a cookie ♪ 471 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,789 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 472 00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,789 ♪ We got us a cookie ♪ 473 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:24,339 ♪ Lookee, lookee ♪ 474 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,289 ♪ We got us a cookie. ♪ 475 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:30,260 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 35089

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