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Belle: I get a rush from
this job that I wouldn't
get from a normal job.
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I have a number,
a place to meet and a name.
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- Why do you wanna
escort, Bambi?
- Money.
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Stephanie: Bambi, sweetheart,
it's the only job where
the less you've worked,
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- the more you can charge.
- Half of which she takes,
by the way.
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- Are you just going to
undermine me, Belle?
- No, I'm just being honest.
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Do you wanna go
for a drink?
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A real girlfriend
going on a real date--
I'm just not sure if that's me.
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Ben: You can't keep it
from him. That's
completely out of order.
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And it's out of order
to use me as some sort
of decoy.
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- I can't go out with you.
- We're just starting.
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Don't run scared already.
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Jackie:
Thanks to all of you
for coming out here today,
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even those of you
who only just made it.
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Oh, no, actually,
that's just Hannah.
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- So it's going well with Alex?
- I'm gonna tell him.
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- I'm gonna tell Alex today.
- What the fuck is going on?!
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Hannah's a prostitute.
Did you fucking know that?
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Whatever you think
she is, that's not her.
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And you're in love
with her.
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I've given up escorting.
Got a job.
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- Hannah: Completely
unemployable.
- Ben: Be something you can do.
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- Writer, writer.
- Writer, yeah.
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Write about
what you know.
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- Hannah: "Once upon a time,
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there was an escort
called Belle."
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Oh, the prodigal daughter
has returned.
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- What do you want?
- A job.
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He's a publisher's assistant.
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His boss might be
interested in your book.
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I told him you were
a middle class call girl
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- and then his eyes lit up.
- Ben!
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Woman:
How does it feel to be
the latest literary sensation?
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Hannah:
Actually,
it feels pretty good.
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Now that you found
this new career,
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ever see yourself
giving up?
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Never.
Girl's gotta do her research.
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Belle: What I do is
not so different from
a conventional career, is it?
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The same basic
rules apply.
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If you want to stay
on top,
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you need to be
in control at all times.
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Belle:
If there's one thing
this job has taught me,
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it's that you can't just
lie back and expect things
to just happen.
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If you want to
diversify, you've got
to grab your opportunities,
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seize your moments,
don't let them pass you by.
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Timing is everything.
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And you have to
be versatile.
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Transferable skills
are a must.
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And you thought
you knew everything
about me.
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You're welcome.
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Great disguise.
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Enjoy.
It's a triumph
already.
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Am I allowed
to talk to you?
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Yeah, but can you
not pull that face?
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You look like
you're having a stroke.
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I'm trying
to be discreet.
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- Why are you wearing a bowtie?
- What's wrong with it?
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Nothing.
It's just not very you.
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You've got to
look the part,
haven't you?
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It was either this
or a cravat.
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Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the launch
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of Atwood and Kalberg's
latest title.
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"The Secret Life
of a London Call Girl"
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makes no apologies
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for lifting the lid on
the sex life of our capital.
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It's not
for the faint-hearted,
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but it does make
for a scintillating read.
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And we are extremely proud
to be launching it tonight.
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Whoo!
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The author passes on
her apologies, she can't
be with us tonight.
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If you read the book,
you'll understand she
has a very busy schedule.
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But we do have the pleasure
of hearing an extract.
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Guests with pacemakers
may want to retire to
the drawing room.
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I don't believe that.
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I know. They can't be real.
Look at the size of them.
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That's supposed
to be me?
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Talk about
perpetuating a myth.
This is ridiculous.
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What? Looks good.
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Woman:
The first thing
you should know...
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...is that I am a whore.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Best take two, love.
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I'm very high class,
which means I charge
by the hour...
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Belle:
And I charge a lot.
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No money, no honey.
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Never play until they pay.
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Oh, come on.
I've gotta be
in here somewhere.
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Belle:
Fortunately, however...
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It's only my manager
who ever robs me blind.
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No longer able
to shake her own moneymaker.
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Belle:
The terrible old tart
takes 40 percent
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of our fees.
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So if you want to know
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what really goes on
behind closed doors,
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come with me.
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I'll tell you
everything I know.
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- Whoo!
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Sound good, didn't it?
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Hey. Where you going?
It wasn't that bad.
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To throw myself
off the fire escape.
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Apparently, she
doesn't even exist.
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It's all just
part of a clever
marketing campaign.
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It's awful, isn't it?
It's so misogynistic.
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I bet it's written
by a man.
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Oh! I used to
be a waitress.
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Don't worry,
it won't be forever.
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One of my favorite clients.
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A real gentleman.
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Hello. I was wondering
if I could introduce myself.
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Ben. Hi.
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Belle:
What's the point
in staying there
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when there's
some real fun to be had?
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Can I?
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So what brings you here
anyway? You don't work
at the company, do you?
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I'm in PR there.
I'm sure I would've
remembered you.
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My friend
wrote the book.
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Actually I'm here
on her behalf because
she's not here.
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She's definitely
not here.
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- Your friend?
- Yes. Yep.
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Tell me more
about this friend.
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Are you very close?
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Yeah. I guess we are.
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But not like that.
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- Just mates.
- Tell the truth.
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- Sorry?
- It's you, isn't it?
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Hmm?
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You are
the London Call Girl.
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I have read
every word
you've written
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and I cannot tell you
how it turns me on.
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Just talk
like you write.
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Okay, but I've got
to warn you.
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I do a lot
of re-drafting.
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Don't be modest.
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I'm going to take off
all your clothes.
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Yes.
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Then I'm going to...
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What? What are
you going to do?
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Gonna throw you
on the bed.
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Go on, then.
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You sexy bitch.
You really turn me on.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Fucking hell!
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Do you want to
take a breather
for a minute?
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Yeah.
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Maybe for just
like five minutes
or something.
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You know that section
in the book where
Belle gets
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whisked off to Paris
by a celebrity client?
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Was that based on
a true story or did you
just make that up?
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That was true.
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That wasn't
in the book, Ben.
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- Get dressed then,
shall I?
- If you wouldn't mind.
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Yeah.
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So, are you going to
keep me in suspense
all night?
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Hmm?
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You've forgotten,
haven't you?
I knew it.
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Sorry. You're going to
have to help me out here.
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Is it your birthday?
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No. Oh, my God!
You've really forgotten,
haven't you?
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- What do you
take me for?
- Yeah.
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Huh?
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Now, I saved
the receipt, so...
Unh-unh.
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Look, if it doesn't fit or
if the color isn't right,
you have to let me know, okay?
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Yes, yes, yes.
Can I open it?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- It's perfect.
- Yeah? Try it on.
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Okay, but you can't
look. I want you to
have the full effect.
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Okay.
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Ready. Ta-da!
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You look beautiful.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I think this even beats
the King Kong snow-globe.
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Yes!
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Are you okay?
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Not really, no.
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What is it?
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I don't know.
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I'm just having a bit
of a crisis of confidence.
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Seriously?
Are you for real?
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I mean, that was
the best sex
I've had in...
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No, no. Not with this.
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Jesse, do you
ever feel like
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you've bitten off
more than you can chew?
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- All the time.
- Yeah?
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What do you do
about it?
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I either spit it out
or swallow.
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That's good advice.
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You asked!
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- Keep it on.
- Okay.
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Belle:
Breezing through reception
areas looking inconspicuous
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is my forte.
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Usually.
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At my publishers office,
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I feel I might as well
be wearing a flashing sign
that reads "Hooker."
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None of these people
know the truth.
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As far as they're concerned,
I'm just another author.
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An author!
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Maybe I can fake it
till I make it!
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- Good to see you.
- Hi.
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Come in.
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Have a seat.
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So, how did you
find it last night?
I noticed you left early.
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Yeah, going incognito
was not quite as much
fun as I'd hoped.
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A bit surreal?
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Surreal, yes, that.
Definitely.
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"Excruciatingly painful"
also springs to mind.
I don't know.
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I think being in disguise
is a great way
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to hear what
the critics think.
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Well, people will always
want to have an opinion.
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But, if it's
any consolation,
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have a look at that.
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It's your first review.
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They're right.
It's intelligent,
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witty, wry...
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So, book two.
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We need to really
jump on the success
of this first book.
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How does
three months sound
for a first draft?
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No rest for the wicked.
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Look, I know
it doesn't sound
like long,
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but by the time we've
factored in editing,
type-setting, proofing.
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Yeah, no.
It wasn't that.
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It was-- I don't know.
I'm just feeling a bit--
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- Daunted?
- Daunted, yeah.
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Understandably. I want
you to go even further
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- with your second book.
- Oh, God.
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You're more than
capable, Belle.
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When you say
"even further..."
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I think this next book
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could be a real
psychological exploration
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of you,
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your clients.
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I want you to
plunder your soul.
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I'm not entirely sure
I'm ready to plunder.
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I want you to
put your trust in me
completely, Belle.
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I know it's a lot to ask,
but I won't let you down.
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Why did I just
agree to that?
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If I'm going to
write a second book,
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I'm going to have to do
some serious whoring.
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- Oh! Darling!
- Hiya.
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00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,051
Bright little number.
245
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,721
Yeah. Do you think
it's a bit much?
246
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,524
- You got something for me?
- Yes.
247
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,529
Wonderful.
248
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,964
It's good, that book,
isn't it?
249
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,666
- I've read it
three times.
- Have you?
250
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,835
Yeah. I think
it's really life-like.
251
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,171
Well, all the girls
are talking about it.
252
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,708
Seems a little
distasteful to me.
253
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,445
And the madam...
Oh, good God,
a pantomime villain.
254
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,213
Who on Earth
behaves like that?
255
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,850
I don't know.
She seems all right.
256
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,120
I wonder who she is.
257
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,524
So, are we done
or is there anything else
you want to talk to me about?
258
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,760
- No, no, nothing.
- Excellent. Ciao.
259
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,762
Darling.
260
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,200
- Three times?
- Sorry?
261
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,904
It only came out
on the shelves yesterday.
You're quick, aren't you?
262
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,907
- Ciao, darling.
263
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,443
Give my love to Belle.
264
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,820
Onwards and upwards.
265
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:10,423
An overnighter
in Mayfair.
266
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,063
Book two, here I come.
267
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,435
- Welcome.
- Thanks.
268
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,306
I'm going to have a mint tea
first while I get changed.
Can I get you one?
269
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,175
No, thanks.
Not while I'm working.
270
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,878
- Oh.
271
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,649
Probably takes a bit
of time to get warmed up.
272
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,523
Belle:
So, chapter one.
Mr. Mayfair, it turns out,
273
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,858
has an insatiable appetite
274
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:48,261
for grinding away
for hours on end.
275
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,497
We might as well be
whittling a chair leg.
276
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,233
Is everything okay?
277
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,503
Everything's great,
you're great.
278
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,838
I just thought
there might be
something we can do
279
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:03,142
to make things a bit
more special for you.
280
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,744
This is fine.
281
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,680
How about a bit of
tie and tease?
282
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,116
- I have claustrophobia.
- Isn't that
confined spaces?
283
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,651
Well, that's a big part
of it, yes,
284
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,386
but I have
quite an extreme type
285
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,688
which also includes
a fear of being bound
286
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,557
or constricted in any way.
287
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,492
Right.
288
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,329
- Shall I carry on?
- Please do.
289
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:32,005
- I also have
a fear of heights.
- Do you?
290
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:35,141
Yes. I imagine they're
probably connected
in some way.
291
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,778
Heights and confinement.
292
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:42,115
Fascinating thing,
isn't it?
The human mind...
293
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,550
Riveting.
294
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,953
The thing about phobias
people don't realize
295
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,588
is they're all rooted
296
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,592
to some form of
neuroses in childhood.
297
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,495
I read this
fascinating article
the other week.
298
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,833
- Belle: I know what
you're gonna say.
- Do you?
299
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,369
Not every client I have
makes for good material.
300
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,005
But you know what?
I did the best I could
with the little I had.
301
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,608
Which by the way,
was hours staring
at a ceiling,
302
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,944
listening to
a list of phobias...
303
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,946
- It's brilliant.
- Really?
304
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,417
- Really?
- It's very funny.
305
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,118
It's intelligent,
insightful.
306
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,087
You're a natural
raconteur.
307
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,690
I think this is
going to be even better
than your first book.
308
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,358
Which,
I might add,
309
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,861
is really
saying something.
310
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,240
- What's this?
- Print-run figures.
311
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,010
Don't get your hopes up
about being a millionaire
just yet,
312
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,480
but I think
you'll agree,
pretty impressive.
313
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,217
- Fuck me!
- Exactly.
314
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,556
Ooh!
315
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,396
Looks great.
316
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,298
It must feel amazing.
317
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,334
Yeah. It's not bad.
Come on.
318
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,804
You've not even told
me what you think
of the book yet.
319
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,373
You haven't
read it, have you?
320
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,474
Yeah. Sort of.
321
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,575
I've read it
three times.
322
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,144
How can you "sort of"
read it, Ben?
323
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,013
Well, I've read
the whatsit on the back.
324
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,848
You know, the...
325
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,584
I'll start
properly tonight.
326
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,387
- What? I've been busy.
- No, you haven't.
327
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,790
- I've read it three times.
- Yeah. Thanks, Bambi.
There's loyalty for you.
328
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,660
You should read it.
You're in it loads.
329
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,828
- Am I?
- Yeah.
330
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,263
I've called you "Jeremy."
331
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,567
Jeremy? What the fuck
are you saying with that?
332
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,137
- What'd you think
of Letitia then?
- What?
333
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,272
I thought
I'd call you Letitia.
I thought it would suit you.
334
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,541
But then actually
I worried that it might
be a bit tacky.
335
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:52,278
- I'm Letitia?
- Yeah, of course you are.
Could you not tell?
336
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,882
Oh, my days!
Letitia is amazing!
337
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,750
- Yeah!
- She's a scream!
338
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,386
I'm Letitia. That's me.
Oh, my bloody days!
339
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,188
- All right, steady on. Jesus.
- I'm sorry.
340
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,691
I am starring in a book.
I can't believe it.
341
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,427
- Stop it!
- I'm a star!
342
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:12,799
If they do
make it into a film,
343
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,702
- I'm not being called
fucking Jeremy though.
- Okay.
344
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,037
Well, we'll cross that
bridge when we come
to it, should we?
345
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,707
I think it'll make
an awesome film.
346
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,276
I'm talking to Belle
about the film.
347
00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:24,510
All right.
Steady on, Bambi.
348
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,150
Jackie?
349
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,186
Why don't you answer
your bloody phone?
350
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,887
I've been calling you
for ages.
351
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:38,324
- Who is it?
- It's my sister.
What's the matter?
352
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,326
Patrick's having
an affair.
353
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,695
I need to stay here
for a while.
354
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,667
Prostitute, author,
355
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,236
sister-- shit!
356
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,942
Jackie!
357
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,510
I'm Byron.
How the fuck are you?
358
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,445
- Is Han in?
- She's out.
359
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:02,348
- But I'm in.
- Huh.
360
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:05,051
I know it was you
who wrote that
filthy little book.
361
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,652
I don't know what
you're talking about.
362
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,591
We need to talk.
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