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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,671 I have a number, a place to meet, and a name. 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,039 I'm Alex. 3 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:06,774 Hi, I'm Belle. 4 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:09,543 Oh, shit. 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,812 I'm so sorry, Alex. 6 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,914 Well, I just wanted to get your advice. 7 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,349 Why do you want to escort, Bambi? 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,517 Money. 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,685 I'm so sorry. 10 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,353 I didn't even know it was in my bag. 11 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,422 Do you want go for a drink? 12 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,124 Hannah? I thought your name was Belle. 13 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,393 Belle's phone. 14 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,761 Hi, this is Bambi. 15 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:28,729 I'm taking care of Belle's clients 16 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:29,997 while she's away. 17 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:45,546 My body is my work. 18 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,982 And if I'm not in good shape then neither's my career, 19 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,917 so... 20 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,920 Belle is considering 21 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,990 some professional... 22 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:57,925 development. 23 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,800 Right. Let's take a look. 24 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:49,877 Yeah. 25 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,412 Mm. 26 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,914 Augmentation, doctor? Yeah. Without a doubt. 27 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,083 Yes. I'd say a mastoplexy too. 28 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,818 Oh, I can see that. 29 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,253 It's a big job. 30 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,354 But it's not impossible. 31 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,622 No. 32 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,058 Uh... 33 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:06,060 Oh, sorry, uh... 34 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:09,129 this will give you some idea of where the incisions would be. 35 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,431 Mm-hm. 36 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:14,301 Mm-hm, you, uh, you cut round the nipples? 37 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,403 Yeah. The nipples are repositioned in the mastoplexy. 38 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,272 It's a lift so we'd have to move them up the breast. 39 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,673 There will be some scarring, 40 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,042 but since there's a change of color anyway 41 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:24,411 it's a nifty solution. 42 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,814 Hm. Nifty. 43 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,052 Hm. 44 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,954 You've got a slight abnormality of the breast 45 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,222 that's what's called tuberous. 46 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,624 Tumorous? 47 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,159 No, no, tuberous. 48 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,897 It's a condition where the breasts are quite long in shape 49 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:44,632 rather than high and round. 50 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,033 We can correct it. 51 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,235 God, I didn't realize there was an actual term. 52 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,470 Well, it's not uncommon. 53 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,005 Have you had children? 54 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,007 No. 55 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,942 I should ask, what exactly has prompted you 56 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,210 to consider the surgery? 57 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:59,446 Well, I thought in my line of work it might be useful. 58 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,682 Are you a model? Yeah. 59 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,651 S-stroke actress. 60 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,754 Stroke physical therapist. 61 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:10,090 Stroke counselor, stroke-- 62 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,892 I'll put self-employed. 63 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:18,299 Do I--? Do I need them done? 64 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:21,635 At least Belle can claim it back on tax. 65 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,271 : Hey, Hannah, it's Alex. 66 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,674 Um, I wondered if you still fancied that drink? 67 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:30,077 Let me know if you've got a free evening. 68 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,545 Hardly. 69 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,548 Belle's a busy girl. 70 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,484 Hi-- Oh, sorry, Belle, you were-- 71 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:38,652 No, no, it's fine, it's just me. 72 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,687 Hi. 73 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,856 : Hello. 74 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,758 Uh... 75 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,860 Look, I'm sorry if I seemed a bit rude-- 76 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,195 No, no, not at all, you're at work. 77 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,997 It's just with Eleanor there. Yeah, course. 78 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,099 Thanks for seeing me. I just thought it was better 79 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,567 than going to see some stranger. 80 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,303 Belle. Yeah? 81 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,308 Maybe we should make another appointment. 82 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,678 With you or with me? 83 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,349 For me, with you. 84 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,584 Yeah, I can do... 85 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,786 Tomorrow. Just an hour. 86 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,189 Tomorrow afternoon, 4 at mine? 87 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:17,291 Yeah, that's grand, thanks. 88 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,561 Can I, um--? Yeah. 89 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,836 I should probably-- Yeah, probably. 90 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,009 I can't wait. Look forward to it. 91 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,078 Just... 92 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:49,823 I can't go on a real date like a normal person. 93 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,092 I'm a prostitute. 94 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,597 That's what I am. 95 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,835 I'm an independent prostitute. 96 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,505 No agency, no madam. 97 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,874 No one leeching off me. 98 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:10,377 In the end, you can only rely on yourself. 99 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,547 Belle! Belle, hi! 100 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,382 Bambi. 101 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,117 I knew it was you. 102 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,386 How are you? Yeah, good, ta. 103 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,488 I should say thanks for all the advice you gave me 104 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,691 about the job. Oh, you're welcome. 105 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,025 I'm going for it. 106 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,027 : Oh! Wow! 107 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,496 Well, that's good... I guess. 108 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,466 So, um, have you done proper research? 109 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:35,069 I mean, have you, um--? Have you got an agency? 110 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:37,971 I'm sorted. I've been talking to this bloke on the Net. 111 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,707 He's got his own studio-type thing in Bow. 112 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,775 Take your pictures and everything. 113 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,792 Bambi, Stephanie. 114 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,893 Stephanie, Bambi. 115 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:00,894 All right? 116 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,997 Good Lord, look who it is. 117 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,934 It's just an introduction and it's probably a very bad idea. 118 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,168 You brought me a little friend? 119 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,436 Yeah, and I'm off. 120 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,739 Oh, Belle, wait. 121 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,742 Can't you stay? She's scary. 122 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:18,445 Bambi, you were off to some strange bloke's garage in Bow. 123 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:22,082 Yeah, but-- Oh, go on, just for a minute. 124 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,156 Let's have a look. Profile. 125 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,059 Yeah, needs work, but we could have something here. 126 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,827 Punters love a new girl. 127 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:34,962 Can't help that. 128 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,630 Yeah, but nothing can replace experience. 129 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,899 Ooh, older girls always say that. 130 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,334 I'm not old. 131 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,636 No, I just mean for an escort. You know, the body changes, 132 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,905 young girls come up on the inside. 133 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,074 Bambi, sweetheart, it's the only job 134 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,143 where the less you've worked the more you can charge. 135 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:51,044 Nearly half of which she takes, by the way. 136 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,114 Are you just going to undermine me, Belle? 137 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,649 No. I'm just being honest. 138 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,786 You know, Bambi, you need work, 139 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:02,122 but my books could really use a nice British girl. 140 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,024 That used to be Belle. 141 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,794 She was always available, all about the job, 142 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,295 100 percent escort. 143 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,830 I'm not all about the job. 144 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:13,767 It's just Eastern Europeans and nasty porn stars these days. 145 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,102 I did a bit of porn. 146 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:21,408 Funny, they all look down on you lot, you know. 147 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,644 "I'm a performer, not a prostitute," 148 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:26,446 and you're all "I'm an escort, I'd never do porn." 149 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,215 Well, you know, in my time I've done things 150 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,650 you couldn't even imagine. 151 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,618 The work will always be there. 152 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,354 A city without whores is like a house without bathrooms. 153 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,456 Have a think about it. 154 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,159 Actually, I reckon I've made my decision. 155 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,529 I wanna be independent. Like Belle. 156 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,631 Well, if you ever change your mind... 157 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,099 You too, Belle. 158 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,801 The door's always open. 159 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,102 As long as your legs are. 160 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,107 I can let you know what I do, 161 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,909 but I'm not gonna be your mentor. 162 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:58,378 Ment-whore. 163 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,217 Okay, sorry, let me know what you do. 164 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,252 : Just so you know, 165 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,287 the most important thing: safety. 166 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:11,191 And that is why... Look at this e-mail. 167 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,559 See, I'd never go near this one. 168 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,862 "Hey, baby," and he's misspelled "baby." 169 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,163 You're a snob! 170 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,432 Yeah, I am a snob. The whole tone of it's wrong. 171 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,037 It comes with experience. 172 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:28,141 You know, I've, uh-- I've got to a point where I'm more-- 173 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:31,278 I'm more confident, not easily intimidated. 174 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,746 What's that? 175 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,748 It's just some bloke who wants to go on a date with me. 176 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,216 I'll do it. No, not-- 177 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:39,019 Not like that. Proper, real-life date. 178 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,020 You should go. 179 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,822 No, bad idea. Good idea. 180 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,157 Anyway, uh, so I was saying, 181 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:48,028 the biggest security stuff happens before the appointment. 182 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,296 You should call that bloke back. 183 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,231 No, I don't date, like, civilians. 184 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,167 It's just a drink, my days, if I didn't know, 185 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,970 I would say you were well in need of getting laid. 186 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,640 Hardly. 187 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,608 You are all work and no play, babes. 188 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:06,246 Yes, I don't know. 189 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,383 Somewhere along the line, since my best mate left London, 190 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,818 I sort of couldn't really be arsed with a personal life. 191 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,654 There's not that much going on except work. 192 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,489 It'll be larks. 193 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:18,792 Have a beer, have a flirt. 194 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,395 What's your real name? 195 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,563 Hannah. 196 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,133 Well, Hannah needs some loving too. 197 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,134 Yeah, maybe. 198 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,201 Go, on do it. 199 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,070 I'm not gonna leave until you do it. 200 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,238 Go on! Do it! 201 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,074 Do it, do it, do it-- All right, okay. 202 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,409 All right. 203 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,385 Hi, um... 204 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,041 Okay, bye. 205 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,411 So I, um, 206 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,948 have a date tomorrow night. 207 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,785 Yeah, it looks like you do. 208 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,762 These days I can get ready for a client in my sleep. 209 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,963 They like big hair, 210 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,698 big breasts, 211 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:34,134 and a big smile. 212 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,907 But you can't fake everything. 213 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,383 That's it. 214 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,785 I'm gonna make such a mess of you. 215 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,764 I'm sorry, Belle, I don't think it's gonna happen. 216 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,803 Are you sure you should have any more of that? 217 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,405 It's not this. 218 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,209 Oh, my God, it's my tits, isn't it? 219 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:20,414 You think they look like spaniel's ears, 220 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:23,150 with nipples. 221 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,751 No. 222 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,219 Well, yeah. 223 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,989 No, but not like that. 224 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,891 You've got lovely, normal breasts. 225 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,893 Hm, normal. Do you want some? 226 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,896 No, I don't. 227 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,831 See, I look at them now and I think what I said to you. 228 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,032 It's your job. 229 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,500 Yeah. God, I hate my job. 230 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,069 Really? Why? 231 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,071 Anal bleaching. 232 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,306 Vaginoplasty. 233 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,777 Look, I know it's your choice and all 234 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,813 and I know, you know, 235 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,781 women are free to disempower themselves these days 236 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:55,882 or whatever. 237 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,584 Yeah, we appreciate that. 238 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,153 I should be helping burns victims. 239 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,789 I could set fire to my breasts. 240 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,492 That won't be necessary. 241 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,896 I specifically started seeing you 242 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,865 because you haven't had work. 243 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,767 I don't want to be scrutinizing another man's work 244 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,903 when I'm... in the moment. 245 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,472 Sure. 246 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,209 I can't work on you and carry on seeing you. 247 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,378 There's something still a bit... 248 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,014 normal about you. I like that. 249 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,516 Thanks very much. 250 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,351 I've become a shitty person. 251 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,520 No! It's your work. 252 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,055 You don't see me getting all moralistic 253 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,323 about what I do, do you? 254 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,792 Yeah, well, your job is about making people feel better. 255 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,862 I make people feel awful about themselves. 256 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:45,432 Tuberous breasts. 257 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,101 We made it up. 258 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,805 Breasts are breasts. 259 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,448 There's nothing wrong with you. 260 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,016 Really? 261 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,722 Really. 262 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,056 Mm-hm. 263 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,441 I'm definitely keeping this though. 264 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,976 Mm-hm. 265 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,715 Oh, the last time I rang you to make an appointment, 266 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,552 I got that other girl, um, 267 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,921 the one who answered your phone. What? 268 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,689 The one you sent round instead of you. 269 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,158 It's just I'd rather see you than your replacement. 270 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,826 What girl? 271 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,795 Stealing clients off me? 272 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,263 You answered my phone the other week 273 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,532 and now you've been on my laptop and replied to that e-mail? 274 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,301 I am trying to help you, I just-- 275 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,536 I can't believe you've been so fucking disingenuous. 276 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,139 You know what? Don't call me back. 277 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,009 This is why you should never help anyone. 278 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:06,179 Other people are bastards. 279 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,981 And now I have to go on a date. 280 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,417 With a real person. 281 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,421 Hi. Hi. 282 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,990 Sorry I'm late. It's okay, sit yourself down. 283 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,159 Do you want a drink? Uh, I'll just-- 284 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,760 I'll have whatever you're having. 285 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,229 Okay, uh, bottle of a-- 286 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,065 Actually, no, wait, I'll-- I'll have what I want, 287 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,234 and I'll have... 288 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,935 ooh, I'll have a beer. 289 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,805 I'll have, um, a glass of red wine. 290 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:32,806 Cheers. 291 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,107 Cheers. 292 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,842 No, I was just saying thank you to him. 293 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,077 Oh, right. 294 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,411 Yeah, because we haven't got our drinks. 295 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,447 : Yes. 296 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,581 Ooh. 297 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,728 Have, um... 298 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,663 Sorry, you've-- Have you--? 299 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,164 Don't worry. 300 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,933 Oh. Oh, my God. 301 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,635 No, no, not that, not that, um... 302 00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:04,004 It looks like there's something drawn on your-- 303 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,505 : Oh, yeah. No, this is-- 304 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,107 It's a moustache. 305 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,110 I am so sorry. Oh-- 306 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,811 No, no. Not a real one. 307 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,780 I-- I drew it on. 308 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,653 Sometimes I like to draw facial hair on myself. 309 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,058 Excellent. 310 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,336 Um, do you know what you're gonna have? 311 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:40,307 I might have the steak. 312 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,641 Hm. 313 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,943 So, you've, uh-- You've just moved back? 314 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,746 How are you finding London? Ah, oh. 315 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,649 I'd forgotten how great it was, you know? 316 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,618 Nobody looks at you. Nobody gives a shit. 317 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,119 You know, you could walk down the road 318 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,454 with a big massive stupid hat 319 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,456 and people would just go, "Oh, look, there's a guy 320 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,024 with a big, massive stupid hat." 321 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,729 Sometimes I go to the shops in my pajamas. 322 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,602 What do you do? 323 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,706 Ah, that's a-- That's a really shit question. 324 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:13,740 Sorry. 325 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,577 I'm a nighttime legal secretary. 326 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,912 Shall we order? 327 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,247 Yeah. 328 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,584 No, no, why are you thinking about getting surgery? 329 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,586 I wasn't seriously thinking about it. 330 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,888 Well, maybe just a little bit. 331 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,624 One of the fastest-growing areas of surgery 332 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,693 is in repairing botched boob jobs. 333 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,162 Yeah, they harden, they-- They rupture, they-- 334 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,465 They leak into the body, it's... Oh, God. 335 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,766 I'm sorry, we've just eaten. 336 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,568 No, no, don't worry, I'm not squeamish. 337 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,636 Neither am I. 338 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,305 That's-- That's good. 339 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,840 What does that mean? 340 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,842 I don't know, I'm really drunk. 341 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,512 It's just, uh-- Looked like you were going to do something 342 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,447 really, really wicked to me later. 343 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:58,418 No, I just-- I just meant because you're a doctor. 344 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,521 Oh good, you talked your way out of that one. 345 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,958 Although I am going to do something terrible to you 346 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,259 as well later. 347 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,561 Really. 348 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,830 Jolly good, I hope you brought the equipment. 349 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,866 Wow. 350 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,574 Is that you? 351 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,676 Is what me? 352 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,445 Oh. Yeah. 353 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,113 Sorry. 354 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,252 What? I'm so sorry, Belle, 355 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,154 I didn't know who else to call. Come on, darling. 356 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,388 I'm in trouble. 357 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,756 Come on. I'm with this guy 358 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,858 and he's gone really weird. 359 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,894 I've locked myself in the bathroom but 360 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,897 I just don't know what to do. Where--? Where are you? 361 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,899 Fucking hell! I don't know. I can't remember. 362 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,368 My head's gone all funny. I can't think straight. 363 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,070 Okay, okay, calm down. Catch your breath. Um... 364 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,472 Was it a hotel? 365 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:56,109 Yeah, yeah. Um, can you see any of those 366 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,577 toiletries around you, 367 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,245 you know, those little bottles that you get? 368 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,114 Oh. Yeah, okay. 369 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,016 What do they say? 370 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:05,819 Um, it says the Blakely. Come on. Come on. 371 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:06,920 I think I know it. 372 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,688 Okay. Don't worry, I'm coming over. 373 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,192 I'm so sorry. I've gotta go. Are you all right? 374 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,360 I'm gonna come with you. Uh, no, no, you can't. 375 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,330 It's a friend. Sorry. 376 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,468 Thank you. Thanks. 377 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,669 Shit... 378 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,108 What room? Which floor? 379 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:38,852 I'm just about to get concierge up here. Open the door. 380 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,120 He left. 381 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,622 You all right? 382 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,191 What happened? 383 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,559 Jesus, I'm having a heart attack. 384 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,794 I'm so sorry about everything. 385 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,529 It's fine, don't worry. What happened? 386 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,832 This guy just opened the door 387 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,968 and he was really quiet, 388 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,470 and I was gonna count the money but he stopped me. 389 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,939 And I saw that the top one was a 20 390 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,941 but underneath that they were all photocopies. 391 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,910 Not even very good ones. 392 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:07,046 Was this the man from my e-mail that you replied to? 393 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,216 I knew it. 394 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,987 He told me to take off my clothes, but I wouldn't. 395 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,855 And he got really angry 396 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,757 and he pulled my dress down, 397 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:21,728 so I ran to the bathroom, but he just kept shouting at me. 398 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,530 It's okay. It's okay, come on. 399 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,764 It's all right. 400 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:30,503 It's okay. It's all right. 401 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,974 Come on, we better go. He might come back. 402 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,343 Oh, my goodness. No, it's-- It's okay, it's fine. 403 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,511 Come on, just get it together. 404 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,167 It's from ages ago. I try and cover it. 405 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:09,809 I didn't mess up your night, did I? 406 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,177 No, Bambi, don't worry about it. 407 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,747 How'd your date go? 408 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,318 Well, he didn't assault me, so better than yours. 409 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,954 Come on. 410 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,101 You should rethink this. 411 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,037 I know I fucked up but I can change. I can get like you. 412 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,406 No, no, y-you mustn't. 413 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,977 That's exactly the attitude that destroys you in this job. 414 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,645 You can't let it take over, okay? 415 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,381 You-- You can't let it change you. 416 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,884 I need you to tell me all about this bloke 417 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,787 so I can alert the other girls on the Net. 418 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,392 Can I maybe stay with you tonight? 419 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,192 I know the job is kind of taking over my life. 420 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:36,896 And now it's taking over other people's. 421 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,368 But there's one thing that's normal about me. 422 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,938 One thing that's Hannah's, not Belle's. 423 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,176 Well, two things. 424 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,580 And maybe I shouldn't let them go. 425 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,453 This is the kind of girlfriend I can be. 426 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:02,889 What do they want? 427 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,791 I hope that you're thinking about me. 428 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:05,892 Alex, I can't go out with you. 429 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:06,993 He's my husband. 430 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,327 It's fucking over. 431 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,397 It's nice to know I have this effect on people. 29847

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