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TOWN: Mr. World wants to know why 3 00:00:11,298 --> 00:00:14,364 Mr. Wednesday would bring a nobody into his tribe. 4 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:15,934 I'm just a bodyguard. 5 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:17,707 - [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING] - [GROANING] 6 00:00:18,788 --> 00:00:21,504 There's a devil in the French Quarter of New Orleans. 7 00:00:21,528 --> 00:00:24,684 None better with the spice of life than the old Baron. 8 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:29,098 I need the eyes of Argus on my side to see my enemies. 9 00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:31,498 Make the connection for me. 10 00:00:32,278 --> 00:00:34,734 Ifrit, Grimnir needs you at the Corn Palace. 11 00:00:34,758 --> 00:00:36,604 Ask for Old Iktomi. 12 00:00:36,628 --> 00:00:37,604 To what end? 13 00:00:38,183 --> 00:00:39,323 Gungnir. 14 00:00:39,508 --> 00:00:41,264 Find Media. 15 00:00:41,288 --> 00:00:42,784 Oh, Media! 16 00:00:42,808 --> 00:00:45,224 Come on. Mr. World wants you. 17 00:00:45,248 --> 00:00:47,338 We will meet in your reincarnation. 18 00:00:47,988 --> 00:00:49,704 Be proud, Betty. 19 00:00:49,728 --> 00:00:51,998 - [TRAIN BELLS RINGING] - [EPIC MUSIC] 20 00:00:56,168 --> 00:00:58,958 [THEME MUSIC] 21 00:02:13,631 --> 00:02:21,631 Synced and corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 22 00:02:26,475 --> 00:02:31,284 [DISTORTED VOICES ECHOING] 23 00:02:31,308 --> 00:02:32,878 MR. WEDNESDAY [DISTORTED]: Betty the Barbarian, 24 00:02:34,268 --> 00:02:35,318 a Berserker! 25 00:02:46,018 --> 00:02:47,418 Be proud! 26 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:56,118 Be proud! 27 00:03:04,128 --> 00:03:05,388 Valhalla! 28 00:03:06,568 --> 00:03:08,178 Betty the Barbarian. 29 00:03:09,698 --> 00:03:11,584 A Berserker! 30 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,528 [EERIE MUSIC] 31 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:36,784 [NEIGHING] 32 00:03:36,808 --> 00:03:39,508 [ENGINE REVVING] 33 00:03:40,598 --> 00:03:42,046 [SHOUTING, MUFFLED] Shadow! 34 00:03:46,128 --> 00:03:47,558 [DOOR CREAKING] 35 00:03:49,868 --> 00:03:51,655 LAURA: Shadow! 36 00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:55,592 Shadow! 37 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,098 SHADOW: Laura! 38 00:04:00,788 --> 00:04:03,644 [HORSE GALLOPING, SNORTING] 39 00:04:03,668 --> 00:04:05,618 Laura! 40 00:04:06,888 --> 00:04:10,344 [FIRE CRACKLING] 41 00:04:10,368 --> 00:04:12,545 Ah, Mrs. Moon. 42 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:13,734 Fuck. 43 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:16,004 Did we sit on a wall? 44 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:19,484 Did we have a great fall? 45 00:04:19,508 --> 00:04:21,924 Shadow's here somewhere. We have to find him. 46 00:04:21,948 --> 00:04:24,484 Sweeney, pick up the arms and the talkie bits, would you? 47 00:04:24,508 --> 00:04:27,624 [COUGHING] 48 00:04:27,648 --> 00:04:29,014 Laura! 49 00:04:29,038 --> 00:04:30,494 Don't do this. 50 00:04:30,518 --> 00:04:32,144 I've always been a leg man myself, Laura. 51 00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:33,364 [MAD SWEENEY GRUNTING] 52 00:04:33,388 --> 00:04:35,423 - Don't help him. - Pipe down! 53 00:04:35,738 --> 00:04:37,674 Believe it or not, I'm helping you. 54 00:04:37,698 --> 00:04:39,114 [CLATTERING] 55 00:04:39,138 --> 00:04:40,218 [THUDDING] 56 00:04:41,438 --> 00:04:43,726 C'mon! Put her in the trunk! 57 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,083 Motherfucker! 58 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:50,514 I trusted you. 59 00:04:50,538 --> 00:04:51,798 [THUDDING] 60 00:04:52,787 --> 00:04:54,437 Fucking vultures! 61 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:58,108 [GRUNTING] 62 00:05:00,898 --> 00:05:02,094 [TRUNK CLOSING] 63 00:05:02,118 --> 00:05:03,478 MR. WEDNESDAY: Welcome back, Betty. - [TAPPING TWICE] 64 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,028 Shadow! [ECHOING] Shadow! 65 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:08,144 [COUGHING] 66 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,336 - You sure you wanna leave the oaf? - LAURA: Shadow! 67 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,766 Am I the only one that has faith in Shadow? 68 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:15,633 My faith is waning. 69 00:05:15,657 --> 00:05:18,266 The quickest way for Shadow to get where he's going 70 00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:20,817 - is sometimes the longest. - LAURA: Motherfucker! 71 00:05:23,149 --> 00:05:25,493 [EERIE MUSIC] 72 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:27,713 [SHADOW SCREAMING] 73 00:05:27,737 --> 00:05:28,997 [COUGHING] 74 00:05:32,517 --> 00:05:35,713 [SOFT DISSONANT MUSIC] 75 00:05:35,737 --> 00:05:37,787 [GROANING] 76 00:06:07,597 --> 00:06:10,387 [PANTING] 77 00:06:13,777 --> 00:06:15,827 [COUGHING] 78 00:06:25,097 --> 00:06:26,707 [GRUNTING] 79 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:57,867 [BIRD CAWING] 80 00:07:04,076 --> 00:07:05,922 [BIRD, ECHOING] Cairo! Cairo! 81 00:07:06,307 --> 00:07:07,657 Cairo... 82 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,253 SHADOW: Cairo. 83 00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:14,376 [MAN WHISPERING, BIRD ECHOING] Egyptian. 84 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,736 Egyptian? 85 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:21,844 No more. 86 00:07:21,869 --> 00:07:23,959 [BIRD CAWING] 87 00:07:28,857 --> 00:07:31,507 [BIRD CAWING] 88 00:07:34,207 --> 00:07:36,093 What's the news, Muninn? 89 00:07:36,117 --> 00:07:37,883 [BIRD CAWING] 90 00:07:37,907 --> 00:07:39,013 Did you find our boy? 91 00:07:39,037 --> 00:07:40,933 [BIRD CAWING] 92 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,086 Excellent. 93 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:46,476 Okay. You can fuck off now. 94 00:07:46,501 --> 00:07:48,517 [BIRD CAWING] 95 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:49,892 [CLEARS THROAT] 96 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,107 MR. IBIS: Right arm. 97 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,806 Five pounds, two ounces. 98 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:03,400 Loss of one ounce to necrosis plus a quarter ounce of maggots 99 00:08:03,999 --> 00:08:06,659 Nature's way of saying you've overstayed your welcome. 100 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,816 You just gonna lie there, 101 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,296 let nature have her way with you? 102 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,946 Hey! 103 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:16,346 Snap out of it, ya fuckin' cunt! 104 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,696 [SCREAMING] 105 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,060 [CLATTERING] 106 00:08:20,261 --> 00:08:22,221 - Told you not to call me that. - MAD SWEENEY: Ah. 107 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:24,330 There she is. 108 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,550 [MAD SWEENEY SIGHING] 109 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,666 Are you eating me? 110 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:33,576 The funerary arts we practice are ancient. 111 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,886 The deceased don't generally witness them. 112 00:08:36,272 --> 00:08:37,926 Ugh. 113 00:08:38,524 --> 00:08:41,016 You've changed since I last worked on you. 114 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,026 The first time we met, you didn't believe in anything. 115 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:44,570 But now... well... 116 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,090 It's definitely something. 117 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,896 I believe in Shadow. 118 00:08:50,244 --> 00:08:52,466 And as soon as you've got me all stitched up, 119 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,623 I'm gonna do 120 00:08:53,647 --> 00:08:55,287 what the Cowardly Lion over there 121 00:08:55,311 --> 00:08:57,516 wouldn't let me do before, and I'm gonna save him. 122 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:58,866 Coward? 123 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:00,036 I saved you. 124 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,736 I'm dead, Coward. 125 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,786 Well, you're welcome for picking up all your gory 126 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,760 little fuckin' pieces up off the road! 127 00:09:07,358 --> 00:09:09,467 LAURA: I wonder how much longer I'm gonna be fixable. 128 00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:13,309 I mean, how long until all this is just... maggots? 129 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:17,186 Can you stop chewing, please? 130 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:20,775 God! Just finish me up! 131 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,586 MR. WEDNESDAY: And can ya hurry it up, Ibis? 132 00:09:22,610 --> 00:09:25,106 Mrs. Moon and I have a date with Argus. 133 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,857 MR. IBIS: That old dog? 134 00:09:26,881 --> 00:09:29,029 MR. WEDNESDAY: No, not Odysseus's mutt. 135 00:09:29,053 --> 00:09:31,986 The man with all the eyes. Argus Panoptes. 136 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,076 - Argus? - Mm. 137 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,286 To what end? 138 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:36,946 Sorry, why should I help you? 139 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:39,116 Well, those stitches ain't gonna last forever. 140 00:09:39,502 --> 00:09:41,606 MR. IBIS: I give it another week. 141 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:45,670 MR. WEDNESDAY: My old friend Argus can recharge your coin. 142 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,736 Stop the rot. 143 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,110 He's lyin' to ya. 144 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,566 Argus is nothing but a standard-issue 145 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,876 peeping fuckin' Tom. 146 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,656 I'm going to New Orleans, dead wife. 147 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,706 I suggest you come with me. 148 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,604 I can get you what you actually need. 149 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:02,226 Your man works for me, Mrs. Moon. 150 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,926 MAD SWEENEY: Mark my words. 151 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:06,170 You're gonna need the Baron, dead wife. 152 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:08,570 I'll see you in New Orleans. 153 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,400 Let's go, Mr. Wednesday. Thank you. 154 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,066 You're a bigger fool than I thought you were! 155 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,660 If you still trust him after... 156 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,646 Keep an eye out for her dearly beloved. 157 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,070 A little bird told me Shadow's on his way. 158 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,720 [PANTING] 159 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:39,228 [HONKING] 160 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,939 Fuck. 161 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,260 [GAS STATION BELL DINGING] 162 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:49,610 [BIRDS CAWING] 163 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,870 [DOOR BELL DINGING] 164 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:58,920 Oh-ho. 165 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:01,793 Oh, this is heavenly. 166 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,816 And a beautiful angel too. 167 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,736 My goodness, it is so humid out there. 168 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,996 Y'all should get a water. It's 69 cents plus tax, 169 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:13,176 but it ain't gonna help with the humidity. 170 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,606 Perfect. And please ignore this. 171 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,757 I went hiking, I may have fallen over. 172 00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:19,420 It's a little bit embarrassing. 173 00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:22,966 Um, I only have a 20 on me. You got enough singles? 174 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,030 Oh, yeah, no problem. 175 00:11:25,111 --> 00:11:26,291 Great, thanks. 176 00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:30,146 So, the water and the map together is $7.02. 177 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,340 Great. 178 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:33,716 Oh, uh... 179 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,276 - [DOOR BELL RINGING] - I may have 180 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,716 something a little bit smaller. 181 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,623 'Cause, no, I-I don't wanna... 182 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,376 I don't wanna get all your change there. 183 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,246 So, if I give you three singles, 184 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,320 then you can just give me my 20 back. 185 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,516 And I'll take a beautiful smile. 186 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:51,805 I'll tell you what. 187 00:11:51,829 --> 00:11:54,776 My two kids wiped that smile off my face a long time ago. 188 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,847 - No. - GIRL: Hey. 189 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,550 That's not right. 190 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,356 He never paid you for that pretty smile. 191 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:05,046 He don't owe me for that. 192 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,914 Then you don't mind if I take it. 193 00:12:06,938 --> 00:12:08,666 Give me 20 on Pump 2. 194 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:10,576 CASHIER: Well, that's not up to me. It's his money. 195 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,120 Trust me. He doesn't mind. 196 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:14,532 Well, do you two know each other? 197 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,520 Oh, I know him. 198 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,286 [CHUCKLING] 199 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:24,636 Ah, there you go. 200 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:28,045 Ah... thank you. Thank you. 201 00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,356 Hey. 202 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,826 So, uh... how far is that 20 gonna take me? 203 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,976 From where you were standing to where you are now. 204 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,380 Look, I... I just need to get to Cairo. 205 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:48,527 It's Cay-row. 206 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,359 Cay-Cay-row? 207 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:59,027 You homeless or something? 208 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,580 Ah, heh, no, no, no. It's just... 209 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:08,201 I was just hiking and, and I, I just, I slipped on this rock. 210 00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:11,506 I busted my ass. Ended up just tearing all down here. 211 00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:12,715 You're a liar. 212 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,240 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] - Hey, can... 213 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,240 What's that about? 214 00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:28,272 Evidence. Case you turn into a psycho down the road. 215 00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:31,819 Get in. 216 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,966 MR. IBIS: Why Argus? 217 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,561 [CAT PURRING] 218 00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:40,276 Well, even before her union to Zeus, 219 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:44,111 Hera, Goddess of marriage and childbirth, 220 00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:46,851 ruled over the heavens and the Earth. 221 00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:53,437 The wisdom of Zeus is best exemplified 222 00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:55,716 in the fear he had of his sister, 223 00:13:56,721 --> 00:13:58,591 for she was also his wife. 224 00:14:00,561 --> 00:14:02,367 They fought frequently 225 00:14:02,391 --> 00:14:05,757 over his many extramarital affairs 226 00:14:05,781 --> 00:14:08,188 and illegitimate children, but in the end, 227 00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:12,692 all Gods fall victim to their thirst for worship. 228 00:14:16,587 --> 00:14:20,271 [EERIE MUSIC] 229 00:14:24,491 --> 00:14:26,956 The advantage of love at first sight... 230 00:14:29,331 --> 00:14:31,736 ...is it doesn't require a second look. 231 00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:33,461 [MECHANICAL TICKING] 232 00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:41,707 Zeus saw the River God's beautiful daughter Io, 233 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,511 and fell madly in love. 234 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:48,147 He consummated his desires 235 00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:51,022 without any consideration of the consequences. 236 00:14:51,831 --> 00:14:54,457 Displeased with Zeus's infidelity, 237 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:58,027 Hera turned Io into a cow and summoned her servant Argus 238 00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:01,699 to keep the heifer away from her husband. 239 00:15:02,491 --> 00:15:05,077 Frustrated by his own desires, 240 00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:09,332 Zeus sent Hermes to deliver a fatal message to Argus. 241 00:15:10,895 --> 00:15:15,755 The death of the All-Seeing One angered the Queen of Goddesses. 242 00:15:16,111 --> 00:15:17,697 In an act of vengeance, 243 00:15:17,721 --> 00:15:21,357 she channeled her will and Argus was reborn, 244 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:25,747 in America, as the God of Surveillance. 245 00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:29,685 But as his believers waned, so did his sight. 246 00:15:30,171 --> 00:15:32,772 Only his memories remain intact 247 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:37,767 An alliance with the New Gods seems imminent. 248 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,051 [DRONE BEEPING] 249 00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:44,207 [CRASHING] 250 00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:45,557 [ALARM BEEPING] 251 00:15:45,581 --> 00:15:47,171 TECHNICAL BOY: This was an hour ago. 252 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:50,127 He was heading south into Illinois, of all places, 253 00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:54,321 with an unidentified female before we lost connection. 254 00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:56,003 I've got nine more on the way. 255 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,087 They'll notify me 256 00:15:58,111 --> 00:16:00,657 as soon as they relocate Wednesday's little minion. 257 00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:02,510 And the drone that went down? 258 00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:06,097 OPERATOR: I can't confirm the exact location. 259 00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:08,682 The GPS logs were corrupted. 260 00:16:09,641 --> 00:16:11,894 If the network had been upgraded... 261 00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:14,063 First of all, 262 00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:16,649 fuck you. 263 00:16:17,094 --> 00:16:21,587 Second, I told Argus to upgrade this hub eons ago. 264 00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:26,075 I am not some ant-fucking micromanager. 265 00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,791 [CHUCKLING] 266 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,540 Have you heard of the... 267 00:16:32,801 --> 00:16:34,291 ...broken-window theory? 268 00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:37,753 A broken window in a nice neighborhood... 269 00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:43,050 ...signals to all who see it that the norms have slipped. 270 00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:47,787 Your broken window has signaled to every God 271 00:16:47,811 --> 00:16:49,787 that has not chosen a side 272 00:16:49,811 --> 00:16:52,667 that my house is not in order. 273 00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:55,707 Get your man in line! 274 00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,148 [LAUGHING] 275 00:16:59,611 --> 00:17:02,987 You do not want me to solve this. 276 00:17:10,575 --> 00:17:11,771 Right. 277 00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:16,790 - You text them. - You will go to him in person. 278 00:17:16,815 --> 00:17:19,253 - Why? - Tradition! 279 00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:24,383 We build the new world 280 00:17:26,071 --> 00:17:29,263 on top of the ruins of the old. 281 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,471 COMPUTER: Download complete. 282 00:17:38,929 --> 00:17:40,316 Compiling. 283 00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:44,487 Run program. 284 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,661 [ELECTROACOUSTIC MUSIC] 285 00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:04,715 [ELECTRONIC POP MUSIC] 286 00:18:25,651 --> 00:18:28,906 [SOFT MUSIC] 287 00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:33,847 Media. 288 00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,247 NEW MEDIA: Oh, that's just so old. 289 00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:38,749 This here is New. 290 00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:42,427 New Media. 291 00:18:42,451 --> 00:18:46,090 Ah, and that's a... 292 00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:50,511 ...Happy Birthday to me. 293 00:18:51,941 --> 00:18:54,765 So, what's our play, boys? 294 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,330 Argus. 295 00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:59,357 Ah, fuck, yes! 296 00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:01,991 The man with the fiber optics! 297 00:19:02,511 --> 00:19:05,192 You know, that's my jam. 298 00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:08,320 - Good. - Ah. 299 00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,576 Uh... 300 00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:17,547 How the fuck is that an upgrade? 301 00:19:17,571 --> 00:19:19,481 [BIRD CAWING] 302 00:19:20,221 --> 00:19:21,987 LAURA: What is this place again? 303 00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:24,247 MR. WEDNESDAY: Oh, ask the local tinfoil-hat brigade. 304 00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:26,247 They'll tell you it's the secret HQ for 305 00:19:26,271 --> 00:19:28,337 the Deep State, the Illuminati, 306 00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:29,642 the men in black. 307 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,297 Ask the local council, city hall, they'll tell you, 308 00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:34,477 "Ah, it's just a warehouse full of computers." 309 00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:35,787 LAURA: What's the truth? 310 00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:37,266 MR. WEDNESDAY: Truth is Argus, 311 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:40,311 and the truth doesn't care which version you prefer. 312 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,357 The truth is just information. 313 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,057 And information will win the war for you, if you let it. 314 00:19:45,081 --> 00:19:47,096 - I'm not in a war. - Oh, you are 315 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,728 if you wanna get that heart ticking. 316 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:49,978 Come on! 317 00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:52,698 We're taking the scenic route. 318 00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:59,663 Interesting choice. 319 00:20:00,624 --> 00:20:01,950 Old school. 320 00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:03,546 The fuck are we? 321 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:05,044 We're in a field. 322 00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:08,964 Well, memory of a field. 323 00:20:09,401 --> 00:20:10,841 [DOORS CLOSING] 324 00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:12,867 Is he dead? 325 00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:14,553 Oh, deader than you. 326 00:20:15,711 --> 00:20:17,191 What did you come back for, anyway? 327 00:20:18,201 --> 00:20:19,371 Who is he? 328 00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:22,851 That's an old version of Argus, 329 00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:25,437 a cast-off husk 330 00:20:25,461 --> 00:20:27,816 after he changed into something else. 331 00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,007 Now, you revenants, 332 00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:31,967 and that's what you are, my dear, 333 00:20:31,991 --> 00:20:34,667 you tend to be single use. 334 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,317 You come back to do the one thing, 335 00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:39,171 and then slip back off the mortal coil. 336 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:42,847 So, what's your mission? 337 00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:44,416 You know what my mission is: 338 00:20:44,831 --> 00:20:45,897 Shadow. 339 00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:48,817 Oh, so, marriage, kids, 340 00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:51,467 summer house? I mean, how do you see this ending? 341 00:20:52,081 --> 00:20:53,611 - I don't know. - You don't know. 342 00:20:53,635 --> 00:20:55,207 So, you're working on faith, huh? 343 00:20:55,231 --> 00:20:56,947 Well, I definitely wouldn't use that word, but... 344 00:20:56,971 --> 00:20:58,477 You, uh, came back from the dead, 345 00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,217 but you're not even curious why? 346 00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:02,647 Well, I see a golden beam of light wherever he is, 347 00:21:02,671 --> 00:21:04,862 so from where I'm sitting it's pretty cut and dry. 348 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:06,814 Oh. 349 00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:09,101 Do you, uh... 350 00:21:10,919 --> 00:21:12,309 Do you see one here? 351 00:21:14,144 --> 00:21:15,184 No. 352 00:21:15,659 --> 00:21:17,471 - Interesting. - [SIGHING] 353 00:21:21,561 --> 00:21:23,622 Shadow made my heart beat again. 354 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,327 He kissed me and my dead fucking heart beat. 355 00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:28,937 That has to count for something. 356 00:21:28,961 --> 00:21:32,157 Uh-huh. In death as in life, it's all about Laura Moon. 357 00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:33,987 You saw a light. Your heart beats. 358 00:21:34,011 --> 00:21:36,857 What about Shadow? What about his heart, huh? 359 00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:39,037 He's got a nice stretch of road ahead of him now. 360 00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:41,297 He doesn't want to spend it with a corpse. 361 00:21:41,321 --> 00:21:44,143 You really think you can compete with what I can show him? 362 00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:46,395 Yeah, I do actually. 363 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:49,100 You were beautiful, 364 00:21:49,161 --> 00:21:50,787 and kind, 365 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:53,193 and your lover will remember you forever. 366 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,824 Odin thanks you personally for this gift. 367 00:22:01,301 --> 00:22:05,289 [EERIE MUSIC] 368 00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:22,848 Jesus Christ. 369 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,901 [KNIFE HITTING THE GROUND] 370 00:22:33,371 --> 00:22:35,778 Change requires sacrifice. 371 00:22:39,381 --> 00:22:41,601 [DISSONANT MUSIC] 372 00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,735 You coming? 373 00:22:59,571 --> 00:23:03,263 [FUNKY MUSIC] 374 00:23:22,951 --> 00:23:24,618 [SIGHING] 375 00:23:38,741 --> 00:23:40,634 - [BARKING] - [SCREAMING] 376 00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:44,930 ♪ Everybody's talking about the All-American ♪ 377 00:23:46,751 --> 00:23:50,018 ♪ Knocking down walls like a bombardier again ♪ 378 00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:54,257 ♪ Hair falling down like a razor blade ♪ 379 00:23:54,281 --> 00:23:56,437 ♪ Breaking every heart by the way she played ♪ 380 00:23:56,461 --> 00:23:59,945 ♪ Everybody's talking about the All-American ♪ 381 00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,785 ♪ Everybody's talking about the All-American ♪ 382 00:24:08,561 --> 00:24:11,665 ♪ If your feet don't fly, hold your breath and count to ten ♪ 383 00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:18,107 [LOUD MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE] 384 00:24:18,547 --> 00:24:20,831 I didn't picture the Corn Palace like this. 385 00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:23,547 In my head it was a lot more yellow. 386 00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:24,877 Like corn. 387 00:24:24,901 --> 00:24:26,157 [CHUCKLES] 388 00:24:26,181 --> 00:24:28,077 Roadside attractions are all about the green. 389 00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:29,597 - [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] - ANNOUNCER: Alright, guys, 390 00:24:29,621 --> 00:24:31,297 you've been waitin' all night for this. 391 00:24:31,321 --> 00:24:36,023 Welcome to the stage the beautiful Tamara! 392 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:41,681 [WHISTLING] 393 00:24:45,111 --> 00:24:47,576 Is Old Iktomi a Jinn like you? 394 00:24:48,991 --> 00:24:52,821 Iktomi is a shapeshifter and a spider like Mr. Nancy. 395 00:24:53,601 --> 00:24:55,057 He controls humans like puppets 396 00:24:55,081 --> 00:24:58,086 so, whatever you do, do not look him in the eyes. 397 00:24:58,521 --> 00:25:00,380 How did he get Gungnir? 398 00:25:01,441 --> 00:25:04,301 Trickster Gods always seem to find a way. 399 00:25:05,481 --> 00:25:06,921 [WHISTLING] 400 00:25:10,491 --> 00:25:12,101 [SNIFFING] 401 00:25:14,231 --> 00:25:15,687 Ifrit. 402 00:25:15,711 --> 00:25:17,127 [SNIFFING] 403 00:25:17,151 --> 00:25:21,026 You smell of sex with humans. 404 00:25:22,371 --> 00:25:24,827 Well, maybe that's because I like to fuck humans! 405 00:25:24,851 --> 00:25:26,567 [LAUGHING] 406 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,992 - How are you, my friend? - I'm good, my friend. 407 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:33,617 Iktomi will grant Votan's request, 408 00:25:33,641 --> 00:25:36,487 but expects a favor in return. 409 00:25:36,511 --> 00:25:38,251 Follow me. 410 00:25:45,891 --> 00:25:48,679 [FOLK MUSIC PLAYING] 411 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:02,907 I was listening to this audiobook 412 00:26:02,931 --> 00:26:04,611 before you bought a ticket to ride. 413 00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:07,787 You ever hear of the Crow Nation warrior 414 00:26:07,811 --> 00:26:09,574 named Finds Them and Kills Them? 415 00:26:10,681 --> 00:26:13,286 No, but he sounds very efficient. 416 00:26:16,731 --> 00:26:17,874 He was different. 417 00:26:18,601 --> 00:26:21,628 Like me: two-spirited. 418 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:31,638 You're human, right? 419 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,809 You're not some buffalo queen, 420 00:26:36,751 --> 00:26:39,117 pulling coins outta hoards, turn into fucking spiders? 421 00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:40,191 [CHUCKLING] 422 00:26:41,063 --> 00:26:42,363 Not yet. 423 00:26:43,841 --> 00:26:45,607 Although, if this were back in the day, 424 00:26:45,631 --> 00:26:47,195 I would've been godlike. 425 00:26:48,085 --> 00:26:49,175 Why? 426 00:26:51,891 --> 00:26:53,493 Two spirits in one body, 427 00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:56,329 both masculine and feminine. 428 00:26:57,331 --> 00:26:59,416 It was considered a gift from the Creator. 429 00:27:00,771 --> 00:27:01,918 [SCOFFING] 430 00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:07,317 Yeah, well, Gods only give gifts 431 00:27:07,341 --> 00:27:09,301 when they get something in return. 432 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,760 Okay. 433 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:15,767 The only gift my people ever got 434 00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:19,227 was a cozy smallpox blanket and genocide. 435 00:27:24,491 --> 00:27:25,881 [TURNING VOLUME UP] 436 00:27:41,551 --> 00:27:44,836 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 437 00:28:00,661 --> 00:28:02,479 Fuckin' hell! 438 00:28:09,581 --> 00:28:11,947 - Oh! - ♪ Come on boys ♪ 439 00:28:11,971 --> 00:28:17,244 ♪ Take me back I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪ 440 00:28:17,501 --> 00:28:20,827 ♪ Oh boys take me back ♪ 441 00:28:20,851 --> 00:28:24,437 ♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪ 442 00:28:24,461 --> 00:28:28,713 ♪ - Everybody ♪ ♪ - Take me back... ♪ 443 00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:31,601 [FIRE CRACKLING] 444 00:28:44,271 --> 00:28:46,982 Have you never been in a library? 445 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,276 I love libraries. 446 00:28:50,051 --> 00:28:52,404 I miss libraries. This is not a library. 447 00:28:52,671 --> 00:28:54,364 Oh, this is a library. 448 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:58,217 This is a memory of a library. 449 00:28:58,241 --> 00:28:59,997 LAURA: Is that the same guy from the field? 450 00:29:00,021 --> 00:29:02,567 Oh, don't feel sorry for him. He's moved on. 451 00:29:02,591 --> 00:29:05,437 So, the game is that we follow the trail of dead bodies 452 00:29:05,461 --> 00:29:08,357 until we get to the most recent version of your friend Argus? 453 00:29:08,381 --> 00:29:10,255 Smart dead girl. 454 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:12,841 I can see what Shadow saw in you. 455 00:29:13,771 --> 00:29:15,447 You don't know the first thing about me. 456 00:29:15,471 --> 00:29:18,263 Oh, I know everything about you. 457 00:29:18,287 --> 00:29:19,797 Everything. 458 00:29:19,821 --> 00:29:21,887 You say you miss libraries. 459 00:29:21,911 --> 00:29:25,547 Remember that book you kept and said it was lost? 460 00:29:25,571 --> 00:29:27,987 When you were 10, you took it home, 461 00:29:28,011 --> 00:29:31,857 your dad got drunk, as usual, spilled some booze on it. 462 00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:34,427 It stunk and stained so bad you were ashamed to take it back. 463 00:29:34,451 --> 00:29:36,156 What was the title of it? 464 00:29:37,574 --> 00:29:39,387 Tiger Eyes. Judy Blume. 465 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:42,996 And have you visited a library since? 466 00:29:45,549 --> 00:29:47,109 It's a cool party trick. 467 00:29:47,811 --> 00:29:50,712 You know a story about me. You don't know me. 468 00:29:54,771 --> 00:29:56,227 You know, your friend isn't exactly 469 00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:58,227 rolling out the red carpet for us. 470 00:29:58,251 --> 00:30:02,515 He... is not expecting us. 471 00:30:04,091 --> 00:30:07,520 I want it to be a surprise. 472 00:30:12,351 --> 00:30:15,467 You know you don't want Shadow, don't you? 473 00:30:15,491 --> 00:30:17,687 Please, tell me more about what I want. 474 00:30:17,711 --> 00:30:19,411 You want to feel. 475 00:30:20,191 --> 00:30:21,817 You want that rush of blood to the head 476 00:30:21,841 --> 00:30:23,737 when you stand up too fast. 477 00:30:23,761 --> 00:30:26,671 Fuck too hard. Kill those guys on the train. 478 00:30:27,371 --> 00:30:30,502 You gotta get that ticker ticking, by hook or by crook. 479 00:30:31,501 --> 00:30:34,339 Shadow is frightened of that girl, isn't he? 480 00:30:34,861 --> 00:30:36,577 I have no idea what you're talking about. 481 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,397 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 482 00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:41,731 You are not the girl he fell in love with anymore. 483 00:30:42,698 --> 00:30:43,788 Are you? 484 00:30:47,484 --> 00:30:49,304 You know, that's really none of your business. 485 00:30:49,571 --> 00:30:51,197 So, why don't you just tell me 486 00:30:51,221 --> 00:30:52,661 how the fuck we can get out of here? 487 00:30:54,141 --> 00:30:56,194 Well, that is obvious, huh? 488 00:30:58,330 --> 00:30:59,739 Sacrifice. 489 00:31:00,921 --> 00:31:02,647 Okay, well, this guy's already dead. 490 00:31:02,671 --> 00:31:04,597 So, are there rats or something? 491 00:31:04,621 --> 00:31:06,427 What's the worst thing you can do to a book? 492 00:31:06,451 --> 00:31:07,451 Um... 493 00:31:08,727 --> 00:31:09,947 Ignore it? 494 00:31:13,891 --> 00:31:17,841 This is a memory of the Great Library of Alexandria. 495 00:31:18,511 --> 00:31:20,837 It contained a copy of every book ever written. 496 00:31:20,861 --> 00:31:23,407 You could spend a lifetime in here and many did. 497 00:31:23,431 --> 00:31:25,598 Until Caesar came to town. 498 00:31:26,601 --> 00:31:29,644 He laid siege to the city. 499 00:31:31,337 --> 00:31:33,148 When he was backed into a corner, 500 00:31:34,221 --> 00:31:36,234 he set fire to his own ships. 501 00:31:36,701 --> 00:31:38,351 His own men. 502 00:31:39,435 --> 00:31:43,857 They died looking up to as much of the sky as they could see 503 00:31:43,881 --> 00:31:45,994 through the smoke and the flames. 504 00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:49,127 Some must have lasted long enough 505 00:31:49,151 --> 00:31:53,668 to see the fire roll up to the Great Library. 506 00:31:56,411 --> 00:31:58,177 Oh, that was sacrifice. 507 00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:00,721 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 508 00:32:42,421 --> 00:32:45,845 Burn, baby, burn. 509 00:32:55,301 --> 00:32:58,691 [FOLK MUSIC PLAYING] 510 00:33:08,011 --> 00:33:09,369 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 511 00:33:49,921 --> 00:33:51,202 You hungry? 512 00:33:54,621 --> 00:33:56,833 Yeah. I could eat. 513 00:33:58,061 --> 00:34:01,754 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 514 00:34:16,341 --> 00:34:18,211 [DOOR OPENING] 515 00:34:18,911 --> 00:34:21,757 Tell Votan not to forget who his friends are 516 00:34:21,781 --> 00:34:23,187 - when this is over. - [CHUCKLING] 517 00:34:23,211 --> 00:34:24,717 That motherfucker has no friends. 518 00:34:24,741 --> 00:34:26,821 [LAUGHING] 519 00:34:30,051 --> 00:34:31,661 Iktomi is here. 520 00:34:35,462 --> 00:34:36,581 Whoa. 521 00:34:37,361 --> 00:34:40,168 This place is definitely about the green. 522 00:34:41,491 --> 00:34:43,491 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 523 00:34:47,321 --> 00:34:49,469 You've brought me a sacrifice? 524 00:34:52,851 --> 00:34:55,808 Votan offers no worship. 525 00:34:59,256 --> 00:35:00,736 I'm Salim. 526 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:04,561 Can I offer you drink or smoke? 527 00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,444 DJINN: Come now. 528 00:35:06,468 --> 00:35:09,481 Your tricks, your potions. 529 00:35:10,351 --> 00:35:13,618 They do not work on me. Remember? 530 00:35:14,261 --> 00:35:15,791 When the time comes, 531 00:35:16,311 --> 00:35:19,207 Votan must pay homage. 532 00:35:23,801 --> 00:35:26,387 [SPEAKING ARABIC] _ 533 00:35:26,411 --> 00:35:28,101 Iktomi. 534 00:35:29,371 --> 00:35:32,695 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 535 00:35:44,951 --> 00:35:47,402 Gungnir's an instrument of death. 536 00:35:48,431 --> 00:35:50,572 Will Thoth allow it? 537 00:35:51,398 --> 00:35:52,448 That... 538 00:35:53,301 --> 00:35:56,571 ...my very, very, very old friend, 539 00:35:57,871 --> 00:35:59,987 is not your motherfucking concern. 540 00:36:00,011 --> 00:36:02,208 [LAUGHING] 541 00:36:04,335 --> 00:36:06,748 He's gonna need this too. 542 00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:09,007 [SOFT CHOIR MUSIC] 543 00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:26,274 Leave me. 544 00:36:29,871 --> 00:36:30,911 Choukrane. 545 00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:33,057 Iktomi. 546 00:36:33,335 --> 00:36:36,221 [ROCK MUSIC] 547 00:37:00,838 --> 00:37:02,108 GIRL: You a fan of catfish? 548 00:37:03,501 --> 00:37:06,047 SHADOW: Uh, fish is fish in my book. 549 00:37:06,071 --> 00:37:09,155 Yeah, I'm pretty sure not all sushi was created equal. 550 00:37:09,179 --> 00:37:10,818 [LAUGHING] 551 00:37:13,091 --> 00:37:14,791 I will take your word for it. 552 00:37:16,641 --> 00:37:19,071 So, what's in Cairo? 553 00:37:22,433 --> 00:37:24,999 I gotta find the Egyptians? 554 00:37:25,665 --> 00:37:27,543 The Egyptians in Cairo? 555 00:37:29,921 --> 00:37:31,491 I actually know a place. 556 00:37:32,101 --> 00:37:33,451 It's been there forever. 557 00:37:34,491 --> 00:37:36,167 I guess sleeping with the dead 558 00:37:36,191 --> 00:37:38,304 is better than sleeping with the fishes. 559 00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:41,976 Yeah, well... 560 00:37:46,761 --> 00:37:48,356 What's her name? 561 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,850 Who? 562 00:37:53,961 --> 00:37:55,181 You know who. 563 00:37:58,306 --> 00:37:59,325 Laura. 564 00:37:59,871 --> 00:38:01,244 Mmm. 565 00:38:02,301 --> 00:38:04,327 Yeah, I know a few Lauras. 566 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:06,237 Every one of them's been a pain in my ass. 567 00:38:06,261 --> 00:38:07,583 [CHUCKLING] 568 00:38:10,051 --> 00:38:11,881 Well, this Laura's dead, but... 569 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:18,011 I'm just gonna let that sink in for a minute. 570 00:38:18,451 --> 00:38:20,337 [DINGING] 571 00:38:20,361 --> 00:38:23,321 MAN: Okay, I got four cats, two shakes, two fries! 572 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:32,984 Just a hot second, new girl. 573 00:38:33,861 --> 00:38:35,447 We need a plan of attack. 574 00:38:35,471 --> 00:38:38,489 Mm. Man with a plan. 575 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:41,223 Love it. 576 00:38:41,601 --> 00:38:43,887 - I'm in charge. - I'll sing backup. 577 00:38:43,911 --> 00:38:48,870 - [CLICKS TONGUE] - Got it! #NotMe, #You! 578 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,027 Cool. 579 00:38:50,339 --> 00:38:51,717 Follow my lead. 580 00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:54,630 These Old Gods need special handling. 581 00:38:56,271 --> 00:38:58,176 - [BEEPING] - [ELEVATOR WHIRRING] 582 00:38:59,461 --> 00:39:01,737 It is kinda weird that he sent us both, though, isn't it? 583 00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:03,541 I mean, we're basically... 584 00:39:04,764 --> 00:39:05,975 ...redundant. 585 00:39:07,655 --> 00:39:08,695 Hm? 586 00:39:09,654 --> 00:39:10,694 We're different enough. 587 00:39:11,591 --> 00:39:14,150 Different audiences, for sure. 588 00:39:15,241 --> 00:39:17,028 What I really need... 589 00:39:18,853 --> 00:39:20,023 Bandwidth. 590 00:39:21,170 --> 00:39:22,860 You think you could hook me up? 591 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,571 - [BIRDS CALLING] - [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 592 00:39:34,961 --> 00:39:37,423 [BUS HONKING] 593 00:39:41,971 --> 00:39:44,222 Dude! You all right? 594 00:39:47,801 --> 00:39:50,269 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 595 00:39:52,981 --> 00:39:55,358 So, you're going all the way to New Orleans, then? 596 00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:58,551 Yeah, we're bringing our message there tonight. 597 00:39:59,201 --> 00:40:01,656 We are just so happy to have you. 598 00:40:03,251 --> 00:40:06,537 Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? 599 00:40:06,561 --> 00:40:08,757 [ROCK MUSIC] 600 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:16,009 ♪ Yeah. Now I fully rely on God ♪ 601 00:40:16,391 --> 00:40:17,717 Fuck... 602 00:40:17,741 --> 00:40:22,401 ♪ I fully rely on God. Yeah ♪ 603 00:40:31,841 --> 00:40:33,867 TECHNICAL BOY [CHUCKLING]: I'm really trying 604 00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:35,777 to see things from your perspective. 605 00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:38,307 Then I remembered that you're literally fucking blind 606 00:40:38,331 --> 00:40:40,177 so I might have to spell this out for you. 607 00:40:40,201 --> 00:40:42,787 May I remind you, one word from me 608 00:40:42,811 --> 00:40:45,917 and you go back to trolling the Dark Web on IRC bots 609 00:40:45,941 --> 00:40:47,967 and Geocities pages. 610 00:40:47,991 --> 00:40:49,829 The ingratitude. 611 00:40:50,171 --> 00:40:51,797 It hurts me. 612 00:40:51,821 --> 00:40:54,497 How many other Gods would love the access 613 00:40:54,521 --> 00:40:57,017 that I've given to Mr. World? 614 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,644 TECHNICAL BOY: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 615 00:40:58,668 --> 00:41:02,091 That you've given me, Argus. 616 00:41:02,311 --> 00:41:06,262 Me! You're tech, okay? 617 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:10,207 And tech is my bitch, okay? 618 00:41:10,231 --> 00:41:15,947 That makes you my fucking bitch, okay? 619 00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:19,483 MR. WEDNESDAY: I need you to do something I can't. 620 00:41:21,811 --> 00:41:24,177 - I need you to kill him. - What? 621 00:41:24,201 --> 00:41:25,886 He's been playin' both sides, 622 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,811 and I need to get him off the field. 623 00:41:28,489 --> 00:41:31,527 Go for the tattoo on the neck. That's where the magic is. 624 00:41:31,551 --> 00:41:33,877 He dies, your coin recharges. 625 00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:36,497 Live to see the future with Shadow 626 00:41:36,521 --> 00:41:39,295 that you've put so much unearned faith in. 627 00:41:40,521 --> 00:41:42,067 You're a fucking liar. 628 00:41:42,632 --> 00:41:43,911 I wanna go home now. 629 00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:46,353 All right. 630 00:41:46,778 --> 00:41:48,208 Don't believe me. 631 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,682 But you're still gonna need a sacrifice to get outta here. 632 00:41:55,271 --> 00:41:57,387 LAURA: I am not like Shadow. I see right through you. 633 00:41:57,411 --> 00:41:58,907 I know you're a fucking fraud. 634 00:41:58,931 --> 00:42:01,347 Oh, can't con a con, is that it? 635 00:42:01,371 --> 00:42:06,217 Well, I did, and you were such an easy mark, hmm? 636 00:42:06,241 --> 00:42:08,267 You sleepwalked through your life while you had one, 637 00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:09,787 then I had you killed. 638 00:42:09,811 --> 00:42:10,967 And now you're sleepwalking through your death. 639 00:42:10,991 --> 00:42:14,914 It's my hand up your skirt, puppet. 640 00:42:17,951 --> 00:42:20,977 Because for all that gaga-goo-goo 641 00:42:21,001 --> 00:42:23,297 about coming back for love, 642 00:42:23,801 --> 00:42:27,004 I know what makes you tick and isn't our dearly beloved Shadow. 643 00:42:27,029 --> 00:42:30,513 It's self-interest, like any other mere mortal. 644 00:42:31,401 --> 00:42:33,140 I'm just making sure that... 645 00:42:33,973 --> 00:42:37,141 ...what I'm having you do is what is right for Laura McCabe. 646 00:42:39,191 --> 00:42:41,151 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 647 00:42:44,281 --> 00:42:47,477 Entropy leads logically to disorder. 648 00:42:47,501 --> 00:42:51,137 All systems evolve towards chaos. 649 00:42:51,161 --> 00:42:53,917 Even alliances with Gods. 650 00:42:53,941 --> 00:42:57,394 Listen to me, you cosmically inconsequential sack of shit... 651 00:42:57,418 --> 00:42:58,916 Let me handle this. 652 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,460 Hi, big guy. 653 00:43:08,705 --> 00:43:10,261 Nice to meet you. 654 00:43:11,831 --> 00:43:14,254 I don't think we realized how... 655 00:43:14,278 --> 00:43:15,807 big, 656 00:43:15,831 --> 00:43:19,311 how powerful your network really is. 657 00:43:21,401 --> 00:43:25,151 Now that I'm here, it occurs to me that we could, 658 00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:27,183 you know, 659 00:43:28,283 --> 00:43:30,023 do something on our own. 660 00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:36,031 [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING] 661 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,227 NEW MEDIA: Forget Mr. World. 662 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:43,711 You're someone who can handle my demands. 663 00:43:44,341 --> 00:43:47,923 What the fuck, Media? 664 00:43:55,921 --> 00:43:58,117 You would join me? 665 00:43:58,141 --> 00:43:59,897 Leave Mr. World? 666 00:43:59,921 --> 00:44:02,417 NEW MEDIA: I have millions of subscribers. 667 00:44:02,441 --> 00:44:05,337 Thousands of likes and shares per minute. 668 00:44:05,361 --> 00:44:09,687 Everyone watches me, but I need someone who can watch them back 669 00:44:09,711 --> 00:44:11,906 We were made for each other. 670 00:44:12,591 --> 00:44:13,866 Connect. 671 00:44:14,941 --> 00:44:17,787 [DISTORTED VOICE] Merge. Be me. 672 00:44:17,811 --> 00:44:19,527 [GRUNTING] 673 00:44:19,551 --> 00:44:21,397 See the world through the eyes of everyone 674 00:44:21,421 --> 00:44:23,447 who has ever watched me. 675 00:44:23,471 --> 00:44:25,879 Together, we can usher in the new wave 676 00:44:25,903 --> 00:44:29,667 of synergistic, expansive... 677 00:44:29,691 --> 00:44:31,973 [ARCADE GAME MUSIC] 678 00:44:31,998 --> 00:44:34,155 ...marketing opportunities. 679 00:44:37,391 --> 00:44:39,141 I can see. 680 00:44:43,531 --> 00:44:45,523 [NEW MEDIA MOANING] 681 00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:53,281 - [ELECTRONIC MUSIC] - [MOANING IN THE DISTANCE] 682 00:44:54,151 --> 00:44:56,241 [MOANING] 683 00:45:01,201 --> 00:45:03,161 [MOANING] 684 00:45:04,511 --> 00:45:06,836 Um, guys... 685 00:45:10,691 --> 00:45:12,341 Never mind. 686 00:45:15,521 --> 00:45:17,301 [MOANING] 687 00:45:20,171 --> 00:45:22,311 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 688 00:45:28,661 --> 00:45:30,734 [DIAL-UP INTERNET CONNECTION SOUND] 689 00:45:31,133 --> 00:45:32,299 [MOANING] 690 00:45:33,011 --> 00:45:34,411 Your loss, 691 00:45:34,881 --> 00:45:37,324 my gain, you fucking nerd. 692 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:40,127 [PANTING] I wasn't done. 693 00:45:40,151 --> 00:45:41,537 Come on. 694 00:45:42,479 --> 00:45:44,707 TECHNICAL BOY: Wednesday's move, am I right? 695 00:45:46,551 --> 00:45:50,087 Tell the old cunt he's fucking welcome. 696 00:45:55,861 --> 00:45:57,667 LAURA: Hey, it's done. You can come out. 697 00:45:57,691 --> 00:45:58,951 Coming! 698 00:46:03,872 --> 00:46:05,352 Nothing's happening. 699 00:46:05,651 --> 00:46:09,440 You are so impatient! 700 00:46:09,961 --> 00:46:11,727 Who the fuck were those people? 701 00:46:11,751 --> 00:46:12,898 World's people. 702 00:46:12,922 --> 00:46:15,738 I told you he'd gone over to the other side. 703 00:46:16,892 --> 00:46:18,072 ARGUS: Wednesday. 704 00:46:19,631 --> 00:46:25,241 Well, I am so sorry, Argus, my old friend. 705 00:46:25,266 --> 00:46:27,697 This war business, nothing personal. 706 00:46:27,721 --> 00:46:30,267 But I'm sure you'll come back somehow. 707 00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:33,339 And just remember when you do, which side you're on. 708 00:46:34,551 --> 00:46:36,471 [ELECTRONIC BUZZING] 709 00:46:37,771 --> 00:46:39,797 [EERIE MUSIC] 710 00:46:39,821 --> 00:46:41,861 [GASPING, PANTING] 711 00:46:57,141 --> 00:46:59,687 Well, lookie here. 712 00:46:59,711 --> 00:47:02,785 I guess it wasn't all about Shadow, after all. 713 00:47:04,971 --> 00:47:08,087 Now, that should hold the rot for a while 714 00:47:08,111 --> 00:47:09,792 and that makes us square. So... 715 00:47:11,941 --> 00:47:13,087 Ciao, baby. 716 00:47:13,111 --> 00:47:15,297 I'm, I'm coming with you. 717 00:47:16,216 --> 00:47:17,341 Why? 718 00:47:17,681 --> 00:47:19,707 - Shadow. - No, no, no. 719 00:47:19,731 --> 00:47:22,357 You can't come back, not after everything you've been through. 720 00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:24,757 No, no, no, no, no. 721 00:47:24,781 --> 00:47:27,237 Your dead little heartbeat and Shadow 722 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,367 had fuck all to do with it! 723 00:47:29,391 --> 00:47:31,327 And what a mercy that is, huh? 724 00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:33,327 He doesn't love the girl that wants to be alive 725 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,677 and will kill to get what she wants. 726 00:47:34,701 --> 00:47:36,637 No, he loved the girl 727 00:47:36,661 --> 00:47:38,637 that tried to off herself with bug spray. 728 00:47:38,661 --> 00:47:40,231 And that girl... 729 00:47:42,017 --> 00:47:44,034 ...well, she doesn't exist anymore, does she? 730 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:47,663 Oh, I just love a happy ending. 731 00:47:48,501 --> 00:47:53,168 Goodbye and good luck, Miss Laura McCabe Moon. 732 00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:57,830 [PANTING] 733 00:48:11,183 --> 00:48:12,396 [CHUCKLING] 734 00:48:21,011 --> 00:48:22,364 It's funny. 735 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:28,787 A lot of my dreams are nightmares. 736 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:35,586 Buffalos and skulls and... 737 00:48:37,891 --> 00:48:39,840 ...all kinds of weird shit. 738 00:48:42,941 --> 00:48:44,678 I just don't understand. 739 00:48:47,731 --> 00:48:49,057 Well, good luck with that. 740 00:48:49,081 --> 00:48:50,121 [CHUCKLING] 741 00:48:52,651 --> 00:48:53,854 Yeah. 742 00:48:55,001 --> 00:48:56,774 I don't want luck. 743 00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:03,072 I want peace. 744 00:49:08,621 --> 00:49:10,871 My father was a full-blood Cherokee, 745 00:49:12,151 --> 00:49:13,999 and he called me a half-breed. 746 00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:18,504 My mother raised me with the Bible by her side. 747 00:49:20,851 --> 00:49:22,424 There was no peace for me. 748 00:49:23,201 --> 00:49:24,760 Not in their worlds. 749 00:49:27,811 --> 00:49:33,018 But I found my home in the stories of my ancestors. 750 00:49:35,601 --> 00:49:36,980 Keep searching... 751 00:49:40,724 --> 00:49:42,027 ...or give up. 752 00:49:59,501 --> 00:50:01,801 [INSECTS CHIRRING] 753 00:50:10,251 --> 00:50:11,601 [CAR ENGINE STOPPING] 754 00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:14,601 [SOFT MUSIC] 755 00:50:20,001 --> 00:50:21,041 [CHUCKLING] 756 00:50:29,571 --> 00:50:30,831 [SIGHING] 757 00:50:34,441 --> 00:50:37,166 Hey. I never did catch your name. 758 00:50:38,931 --> 00:50:40,502 I'm Shadow Moon. 759 00:50:42,775 --> 00:50:44,423 Sam Black Crow. 760 00:50:55,551 --> 00:50:58,121 [FIREFLIES FLUTTERING] 761 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,730 Friends of yours? 762 00:51:13,221 --> 00:51:15,162 [ENGINE REVVING] 763 00:51:25,451 --> 00:51:27,891 [SOFT VIOLIN MUSIC] 764 00:51:54,871 --> 00:51:57,141 [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 765 00:51:59,401 --> 00:52:00,531 [GRUNTING] 766 00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:11,426 MR. WEDNESDAY: Shadow Moon. 767 00:52:13,111 --> 00:52:14,888 Well, look at you. 768 00:52:16,681 --> 00:52:18,917 Trial and tribulation make you stronger, 769 00:52:18,941 --> 00:52:22,563 but you look like you have been through it. 770 00:52:25,431 --> 00:52:27,234 So, this is how it's gonna go. 771 00:52:29,861 --> 00:52:31,697 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 772 00:52:33,301 --> 00:52:35,117 And you're gonna give me some answers. 773 00:52:37,481 --> 00:52:42,124 Revelations come when ready, not when requested. 774 00:52:42,921 --> 00:52:43,971 Fine. 775 00:52:45,051 --> 00:52:46,503 Then just tell me why. 776 00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:48,988 Can you just, 777 00:52:49,012 --> 00:52:52,347 just tell me why these sadistic motherfuckers are after me? 778 00:52:52,371 --> 00:52:55,090 Oh, could be your face, could be your shoes. Who knows? 779 00:52:55,114 --> 00:52:57,257 All I know is that, in the morning, 780 00:52:57,281 --> 00:53:00,225 you're gonna wake up and wanna seize the day. 781 00:53:00,901 --> 00:53:03,312 No, Shadow, listen. Listen to me. 782 00:53:05,031 --> 00:53:06,787 If you don't wake up in the morning 783 00:53:06,811 --> 00:53:08,609 feeling like a million bucks, 784 00:53:09,861 --> 00:53:12,863 you can take Betty and leave, with my blessing. 785 00:53:15,101 --> 00:53:16,491 Eh? 786 00:53:19,221 --> 00:53:20,897 We have a compact? 787 00:53:20,921 --> 00:53:22,677 [ROCK MUSIC] 788 00:53:22,701 --> 00:53:26,597 ♪ Warden, Warden, don't you know ♪ 789 00:53:26,621 --> 00:53:29,386 ♪ The prisoners ain't got no place to go ♪ 790 00:53:29,410 --> 00:53:30,668 Come on! 791 00:53:30,692 --> 00:53:34,167 ♪ They took ol' Geronimo by storm ♪ 792 00:53:34,191 --> 00:53:38,087 ♪ They took the badges from his uniform ♪ 793 00:53:38,111 --> 00:53:41,917 ♪ Jesus told me and I believe it's true ♪ 794 00:53:41,941 --> 00:53:45,747 ♪ The Redmen are in the sunset too ♪ 795 00:53:45,771 --> 00:53:49,137 ♪ They stole their land and they won't give it back ♪ 796 00:53:49,161 --> 00:53:52,667 ♪ And they sent Geronimo a Cadillac ♪ 797 00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:53,887 Come on! 798 00:53:53,911 --> 00:53:57,017 ♪ Oh boys take me back ♪ 799 00:53:57,041 --> 00:54:00,521 ♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪ 800 00:54:01,261 --> 00:54:04,627 ♪ Oh boys take me back ♪ 801 00:54:04,651 --> 00:54:08,271 ♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪ 802 00:54:09,091 --> 00:54:12,377 ♪ Oh take me back ♪ 803 00:54:12,401 --> 00:54:16,077 ♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪ 804 00:54:16,101 --> 00:54:19,817 ♪ I need to ride ♪ 805 00:54:19,841 --> 00:54:23,281 ♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪ 806 00:54:47,261 --> 00:54:49,701 [HUMMING] 807 00:55:06,411 --> 00:55:09,437 ♪ Come on boys take me back ♪ 808 00:55:09,461 --> 00:55:13,827 ♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪ 809 00:55:13,851 --> 00:55:16,917 ♪ Oh boys take me back ♪ 810 00:55:16,941 --> 00:55:18,731 ♪ I want to ride... ♪ 55340

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