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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,045 --> 00:00:16,405 Oh! Oh my god. 2 00:00:16,965 --> 00:00:18,885 Oh, my... I'm not even in the house. 3 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:20,805 I'm fucking soaked. 4 00:00:20,885 --> 00:00:23,565 I'm not even in the house. How long have you had that there? 5 00:00:23,645 --> 00:00:27,205 About 40 minutes, right. 'Cause I was just waiting like a dog 6 00:00:27,285 --> 00:00:28,565 - at the window. - You prick. 7 00:00:28,645 --> 00:00:30,485 I can't believe that I'm soaked! 8 00:00:30,565 --> 00:00:32,765 - Ahh, tough day at work? - No. 9 00:00:32,845 --> 00:00:34,205 Really easy day at work. 10 00:00:34,725 --> 00:00:38,925 No. Tough time the second I get into my own house. 11 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,525 Look at how happy you are. 12 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,365 ♪ Shadows settle ♪ 13 00:00:42,725 --> 00:00:45,525 ♪ On the place that you left ♪ 14 00:00:47,085 --> 00:00:51,325 ♪ Our minds are troubled by the emptiness ♪ 15 00:00:53,725 --> 00:00:58,565 ♪ Destroy the middle It's a waste of time... ♪ 16 00:00:58,645 --> 00:00:59,485 Good girl. 17 00:00:59,565 --> 00:01:02,005 ♪ From the perfect start ♪ 18 00:01:02,725 --> 00:01:04,325 ♪ To the finish line ♪ 19 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:09,605 - Are you goin' in there? - Yeah. 20 00:01:09,685 --> 00:01:11,365 - Can you give that to him? - Yeah, course. 21 00:01:11,445 --> 00:01:12,285 Ta. 22 00:01:12,885 --> 00:01:14,485 - You're a friend of his are you? - Yeah. 23 00:01:15,645 --> 00:01:16,485 Oh. 24 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,365 - All right? - Some post. 25 00:01:26,485 --> 00:01:28,805 - Where d'you get that? - Postman gave it to me. 26 00:01:29,085 --> 00:01:29,925 What? 27 00:01:30,005 --> 00:01:31,365 Oh, for f... 28 00:01:31,445 --> 00:01:33,645 Should've made him put it through the letterbox. 29 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:40,485 I was walking along the side of the road 'cause there was no pavement. 30 00:01:40,565 --> 00:01:44,125 I slipped down this steep bank and onto some rubbish... 31 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:47,645 big chunk of wood with, like, a nail, metal spike sticking out of it... 32 00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:48,885 and went right on it. 33 00:01:49,925 --> 00:01:53,525 Well, it just went right through me, right through me side, 34 00:01:53,805 --> 00:01:54,805 out me back. 35 00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:56,845 There was blood everywhere. 36 00:01:56,925 --> 00:01:58,805 It's a miracle I'm still alive 37 00:01:59,165 --> 00:02:02,325 'cause the doctor said, because I'm so big, 38 00:02:02,405 --> 00:02:03,925 it just went straight through me 39 00:02:04,005 --> 00:02:05,645 and missed me vital organs. 40 00:02:06,005 --> 00:02:08,485 - You know, just straight through the... - Flab. 41 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:12,005 So, in a way, my fatness saved my life. 42 00:02:13,765 --> 00:02:14,925 Not really. 43 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:16,685 If you'd have been thin, 44 00:02:16,765 --> 00:02:19,525 the spike would have missed you altogether, wouldn't it? 45 00:02:20,605 --> 00:02:23,365 You'd just be lying next to a spike. Not a problem. 46 00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:24,725 Hmm. 47 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:28,805 Cheers. 48 00:02:34,045 --> 00:02:35,125 Good pictures. 49 00:03:02,085 --> 00:03:03,125 Lisa's old room. 50 00:03:03,645 --> 00:03:04,565 Ahh. 51 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:17,645 Hungry? 52 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:19,285 Stupid question. 53 00:03:22,205 --> 00:03:24,125 Thought you were gonna grab the back of my neck. 54 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,045 Not yet. 55 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:34,405 Say you wanna use this photo here, you just... 56 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:39,525 take the file P100124.jpg, 57 00:03:39,605 --> 00:03:43,405 and you just drag it across and pop it in the folder and it uploads. 58 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:49,445 That's done. And then check the next image. 59 00:03:49,525 --> 00:03:53,165 Looks like P100125.jpg. 60 00:03:53,245 --> 00:03:55,925 You just click it, move it across, pop it in the folder. 61 00:03:56,005 --> 00:03:57,885 Fuck me! 62 00:03:57,965 --> 00:03:59,365 Why do you wanna work here? 63 00:03:59,925 --> 00:04:01,685 - It's exciting. - What is? 64 00:04:02,085 --> 00:04:03,085 Journalism. 65 00:04:03,165 --> 00:04:05,725 - This isn't fucking journalism. - You've gotta start somewhere. 66 00:04:05,805 --> 00:04:07,685 Yeah, but if you start here, you'll end here. 67 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:08,765 Look at this. 68 00:04:08,845 --> 00:04:10,725 Not true, actually, no. 69 00:04:10,805 --> 00:04:12,645 No, this is a great stepping stone, this place. 70 00:04:12,725 --> 00:04:14,645 There was a guy who worked here a while ago, 71 00:04:14,725 --> 00:04:16,964 - went on to work for The Guardian. - What was his name? 72 00:04:18,165 --> 00:04:20,605 - No, I can't remember his name. - Oh, he made it big then? 73 00:04:20,725 --> 00:04:22,565 - The point is... - Bill Coombes. 74 00:04:24,045 --> 00:04:25,165 Wasn't here long. 75 00:04:25,845 --> 00:04:26,765 Was a bit grabby. 76 00:04:28,245 --> 00:04:29,645 I do get that a lot though. 77 00:04:32,085 --> 00:04:33,645 He's a lorry driver now. 78 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:36,245 Since the court case. 79 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:40,125 I didn't know that. But the point is, okay, 80 00:04:40,205 --> 00:04:43,325 you start here, then you go on to have a bright future in journalism. 81 00:04:43,405 --> 00:04:45,045 There is no bright future in journalism. 82 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,525 By the time you're a features writer, there won't be newspapers 83 00:04:47,605 --> 00:04:50,885 as we know them because it'll just be a shit storm on the Internet. 84 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:55,085 People posting nasty, fucking hateful opinions that aren't even theirs 85 00:04:55,165 --> 00:04:58,445 'cause their editor told them to, to get clickbait for fucking advertisers 86 00:04:58,525 --> 00:05:00,845 because the world is full of fuckin' morons. 87 00:05:01,205 --> 00:05:03,845 It's awful. It's an awful future. 88 00:05:04,765 --> 00:05:07,285 Tell you what, misery guts. This might cheer you up... um... 89 00:05:07,605 --> 00:05:09,165 Just been speaking to Jill, 90 00:05:09,245 --> 00:05:11,285 and we might've got you a date. 91 00:05:11,565 --> 00:05:13,245 - For what? - For... 92 00:05:13,325 --> 00:05:15,845 - Well, we know a lovely lady... - Oh, a date? 93 00:05:15,925 --> 00:05:16,805 - Yeah. - Forget it! 94 00:05:16,885 --> 00:05:19,485 Well, hang on. She's also a widow. 95 00:05:19,565 --> 00:05:21,005 So we'd have a lot in common? 96 00:05:21,085 --> 00:05:22,685 - I've told her all about you... - Yeah? 97 00:05:22,765 --> 00:05:24,085 You told her I'm still married? 98 00:05:24,165 --> 00:05:25,845 - Well, no. I mean... - To your sister. 99 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,405 - No. - Have you forgotten that? 100 00:05:27,485 --> 00:05:29,245 Because I haven't. I still know the deal. 101 00:05:29,645 --> 00:05:33,645 I'm just getting on with stuff to keep you off my back until it's time. 102 00:05:33,725 --> 00:05:35,805 Because when you see me, for one moment you think 103 00:05:35,885 --> 00:05:37,925 I look like I'm enjoying myself for a split second, 104 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:41,165 know that in there I'm still fucking in pain and the moment's ruined 105 00:05:41,245 --> 00:05:43,645 'cause I can't share it with her, okay? 106 00:05:43,725 --> 00:05:45,645 And I can't fucking wait to be with her. 107 00:05:45,725 --> 00:05:48,245 Tony, that doesn't make sense. You're a rational man. 108 00:05:48,325 --> 00:05:49,885 You don't even believe in an afterlife. 109 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:53,765 I know. She's nowhere, all right? But get this through your head... 110 00:05:54,405 --> 00:05:58,805 I'd rather be nowhere with her than somewhere without her, all right? 111 00:05:59,565 --> 00:06:02,685 Fucking hell. Why can't you just leave me alone? 112 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:04,845 Oh, God. 113 00:06:36,685 --> 00:06:38,405 I've been getting a bit of pressure... 114 00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:41,405 to maybe start dating again. 115 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,525 I say "again." I've never dated. 116 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:45,365 I don't see the point. 117 00:06:45,445 --> 00:06:47,725 I met someone, by chance, 118 00:06:48,525 --> 00:06:50,445 and she turned out to be perfect, 119 00:06:50,525 --> 00:06:53,565 and... I can't see that ever happening again. 120 00:06:54,005 --> 00:06:55,485 What about just... 121 00:06:56,525 --> 00:06:58,245 - having fun? - It won't be fun. 122 00:06:58,325 --> 00:07:00,845 Yeah, again, shit attitude, mate. 123 00:07:01,285 --> 00:07:03,325 All this, "Oh, where's my soulmate?" 124 00:07:03,405 --> 00:07:06,605 I'm not even sure it's natural for us to have one mate for life. 125 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:10,405 It's pretty rare in most species, I've gotta tell you. 126 00:07:11,045 --> 00:07:14,405 There is... an Australian mouse. 127 00:07:15,285 --> 00:07:17,925 Now, the male lives for a year, 128 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,205 because as soon as it becomes an adult and it wants to mate, 129 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:23,005 it goes out and mates... 130 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,205 with about a hundred females. 131 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:27,885 Literally, it gets the horn, 132 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:30,525 and it thinks, "Right, I'm gonna shag everything that moves." 133 00:07:30,605 --> 00:07:32,125 And it does. 134 00:07:32,845 --> 00:07:36,045 You know, there's no wooing, there's no "Are we compatible?" 135 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,245 "Is she my soulmate?" There's none of that. 136 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,845 He's just on her, whether she likes it or not. 137 00:07:40,925 --> 00:07:42,725 I mean, it's basically rape, yeah? 138 00:07:43,365 --> 00:07:45,805 But there's no silly outcry. 139 00:07:46,965 --> 00:07:47,805 And then... 140 00:07:48,445 --> 00:07:49,485 exhausted... 141 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:52,965 dead. 142 00:07:55,325 --> 00:07:57,405 That's £68, please. 143 00:07:58,125 --> 00:07:59,725 Any plans for the weekend? 144 00:08:00,205 --> 00:08:01,685 Gonna rape myself to death. 145 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,365 - Hi. - Hello. 146 00:08:11,445 --> 00:08:13,445 - Where's the other one? - Which one? 147 00:08:14,205 --> 00:08:15,365 Scottish, mouthy. 148 00:08:15,725 --> 00:08:17,885 Emma. Do you want to speak to her? 149 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,005 Err... yeah, please. 150 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:20,925 Cheers. 151 00:08:23,845 --> 00:08:24,805 You all right, Dad? 152 00:08:28,605 --> 00:08:30,925 - Did you... wanna see me? - Yeah. 153 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:33,924 I'm sorry. 154 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:35,804 What for? 155 00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:37,245 Doesn't matter, apparently. 156 00:08:37,325 --> 00:08:39,445 - What doesn't matter? - Why I'm apologizing. 157 00:08:40,405 --> 00:08:41,804 I'm apologizing for... 158 00:08:42,725 --> 00:08:44,365 being an arsehole in general. 159 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,565 Oh... right. 160 00:08:47,725 --> 00:08:50,805 So are you apologizing for being an arsehole so far, 161 00:08:50,885 --> 00:08:53,685 or are you apologizing in advance? 162 00:08:58,485 --> 00:09:01,125 I think you do a great job with my dad, and... 163 00:09:02,165 --> 00:09:04,005 I don't spend enough time with him. 164 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,765 All right. Fine. 165 00:09:06,765 --> 00:09:08,125 I wouldn't worry about your dad. 166 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:09,605 Cheers. 167 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:11,085 Yeah... 168 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,085 about your dad. 169 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,485 You upset quite a few people today, didn't you, Ray? 170 00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:19,045 How? 171 00:09:19,405 --> 00:09:23,405 Well, he told Ireney Tindall that he'd like to do her from behind. 172 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,085 Why from behind? 173 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,485 - I don't really think that's the issue. - No, sure... 174 00:09:28,565 --> 00:09:29,965 - Ugly. - Oh right. 175 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:33,845 And he accused Charlie Willis of sucking off Elton John. 176 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,965 How old's Charlie Willis? 177 00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:37,325 Eighty nine. 178 00:09:37,405 --> 00:09:38,725 Dirty bastard. 179 00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:43,485 - Anything else? Please say yes. - Oh, yeah. He told Winston Freeman 180 00:09:43,565 --> 00:09:45,965 that he has the cock of a Chinaman. 181 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:49,885 How do you know what a Chinaman's co... You shouldn't even say Chinaman, Dad. 182 00:09:53,045 --> 00:09:55,165 Ahh. 183 00:09:56,645 --> 00:09:57,845 - Oh. - Oh. 184 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:02,605 That's cheered me up. 185 00:10:02,885 --> 00:10:03,805 Tough day at work? 186 00:10:05,645 --> 00:10:06,485 I... 187 00:10:07,645 --> 00:10:10,805 Some of the guys are trying to get me to go on a date. 188 00:10:10,885 --> 00:10:11,725 Mmm. 189 00:10:12,605 --> 00:10:15,685 Well, you should probably go on a date, then. 190 00:10:17,445 --> 00:10:20,005 - Right, I'd better get back to work. - Oh, okay. 191 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:21,645 - All right, bye. - Cheers. 192 00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:24,605 All right, Ireney? 193 00:10:29,205 --> 00:10:30,285 Here she is. 194 00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:32,445 Get in here, you dirty cow. 195 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:39,005 My brother-in-law wants me to try dating again. 196 00:10:39,925 --> 00:10:42,085 Oh, excellent. 197 00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:44,085 You need some tips. 198 00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:46,605 Why would I need some tips? 199 00:10:46,685 --> 00:10:48,685 Well, I imagine you're awful with women. 200 00:10:49,685 --> 00:10:50,525 Yeah? 201 00:10:51,045 --> 00:10:52,245 She's having a go, Stan. 202 00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:54,085 Well, all men are awful, 203 00:10:54,165 --> 00:10:56,285 but grumpy, selfish ones are the worst. 204 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:59,245 Oh, all right. Let me take notes. This is dynamite. Go on. 205 00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:03,365 Well, go on. What are you going to say to her? I'll be your date. 206 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:05,645 What, role-play? 207 00:11:06,245 --> 00:11:07,125 If you like. 208 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,205 Hi, I'm Tony. 209 00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:19,445 I don't wanna appear ageist, 210 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,085 but are those your own teeth? 211 00:11:24,445 --> 00:11:26,285 That's probably a bad start, is it, getting hit? 212 00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:27,445 No. 213 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:29,565 It's good. You made me laugh, 214 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,925 but I'm assuming that your date isn't as old as me. 215 00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:34,005 Fuckin' hope not. 216 00:11:35,885 --> 00:11:38,325 Swearing. Be serious! 217 00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:39,605 I can't. I... 218 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,645 I'd just be honest. 219 00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:44,765 Tell her my situation, tell her what I'm going through, 220 00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:46,125 be honest up front, and... 221 00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:49,165 So just all about you, then? 222 00:11:49,685 --> 00:11:51,685 What? I can't win, can I? 223 00:11:52,005 --> 00:11:53,485 I don't wanna date again. 224 00:11:54,205 --> 00:11:55,885 I don't wanna live without Lisa. 225 00:11:57,565 --> 00:11:59,525 But it's not just all about you, is it? 226 00:12:00,245 --> 00:12:01,405 That's what I'm saying. 227 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:05,325 What if a nice date made her feel good? 228 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,125 That might feel nice, right? 229 00:12:09,325 --> 00:12:11,845 We're not just here for us, we're here for others. 230 00:12:11,925 --> 00:12:13,605 I don't do the whole God thing, I'm afraid. 231 00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:15,445 No, neither do I. Load of rubbish. 232 00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:17,125 All we've got is each other. 233 00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:20,125 We've got to help each other struggle through till we die, 234 00:12:20,205 --> 00:12:21,405 and then we're done. 235 00:12:21,485 --> 00:12:23,165 No point in feeling sorry for ourselves 236 00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:24,965 and making everyone else unhappy, too. 237 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,125 Might as well top yourself if you feel like that. 238 00:12:28,285 --> 00:12:30,725 Are you sure you wanna work for the Samaritans? 239 00:12:30,805 --> 00:12:32,525 All I'm saying is that... 240 00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,245 I think that deep down, 241 00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:37,125 that you still think life's worth living. 242 00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:39,205 It's nowhere near over for you. 243 00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:41,205 You're in pain. 244 00:12:43,525 --> 00:12:44,805 But the thing you lost... 245 00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:47,805 is the same thing that can stop that pain. 246 00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:05,885 - I'm sorry. - It's fine, seriously. 247 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:06,965 No, it's... I... 248 00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:08,685 I shouldn't have... 249 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:10,845 I'll... 250 00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:13,205 I'll do the date. 251 00:13:13,885 --> 00:13:15,045 Really? 252 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:18,005 Great. Well, I'll call her and book a restaurant. 253 00:13:19,205 --> 00:13:20,045 Indian okay? 254 00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:22,165 Yeah. I don't care what she is. 255 00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:25,085 No, I meant... food. 256 00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:27,205 Oh... Err... 257 00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,645 No, Italian'd be best. Soak up the alcohol. 258 00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:33,365 Okay. Yeah, I'll book that. 259 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,125 Great. 260 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:40,805 So, what are you gonna wear? 261 00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,285 - Why? - Well, first impressions are important. 262 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,805 I mean, look at me and June. 263 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,845 She'd noticed my style before my personality. 264 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,685 I don't care about first impre... I don't care about any impression, do I? 265 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,605 If you want any help, I could give you tips. 266 00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:59,245 He's had a girlfriend for about a minute and he thinks he's Bryan fucking Ferry. 267 00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:02,365 And why do people think I need tips with women? 268 00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:03,445 Tips on style. 269 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:04,685 Tips on style? 270 00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:05,765 From you? 271 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,045 - Yeah. - Go on. 272 00:14:07,365 --> 00:14:09,805 - Okay. Lunch or dinner? - What difference does that make? 273 00:14:09,885 --> 00:14:12,285 Well, for dinner, she might wear a ball gown, 274 00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,645 in which case you'll wanna wear a dress suit. 275 00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:17,125 But for lunch, you'll probably get away with blazer and slacks? 276 00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:19,645 - Slacks? - Are you from the 1940s? 277 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,325 - No need to wear a suit. - I won't. 278 00:14:21,405 --> 00:14:23,925 - Smart jeans, nice shirt. - Exactly, yeah. 279 00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:25,725 Have you got smart jeans and a nice shirt? 280 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,485 - Err... - Hm. 281 00:14:29,565 --> 00:14:31,485 I'll take you shopping, if you like. 282 00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:33,165 But remember, black is slimming. 283 00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:35,525 Can't work miracles though, can it? 284 00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,205 Cheers, thank you. 285 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,645 I don't need to go shopping. 286 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,845 - Come on. - Really? 287 00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:41,805 Yeah. 288 00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,405 Ah. It's embarrassing. 289 00:14:43,485 --> 00:14:44,525 No, it's not. 290 00:14:44,605 --> 00:14:47,845 It is. A grown man being told what to wear. 291 00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:50,165 Go in here. 292 00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:53,885 Fuck off. 293 00:14:57,765 --> 00:15:00,165 - Do you take requests? - What? 294 00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,405 Have you got any Bee Gees? 295 00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:08,205 - What do you mean? - Oh, sorry, I thought this was a disco. 296 00:15:08,685 --> 00:15:09,765 He's very old. 297 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,885 Are you two together? 298 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,485 - No. - No, I was gonna say... 299 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,005 Got one of these in 42 chest? 300 00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:28,925 - Be nice. - Yeah. 301 00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:36,725 It's not a waste of time, you working here. 302 00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:40,045 It is a good stepping stone, and you can go on and do... 303 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,285 anything you want. I didn't... 304 00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:44,365 'cause I didn't want to. 305 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:45,805 I didn't do overtime, 306 00:15:46,485 --> 00:15:47,845 try and get promoted, or... 307 00:15:48,525 --> 00:15:50,925 get a better job in a different town. I just... 308 00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:54,405 I just wanted to get home every night... 309 00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:58,845 spend every available minute I could with Lisa. 310 00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:02,925 And I made the right decision. 311 00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:05,845 That's so lovely. 312 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,845 Don't cry. Not in front of your new boyfriend. 313 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,325 Here he comes. 314 00:16:09,645 --> 00:16:10,525 Hi. 315 00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:12,845 It just won't look as good in this size. 316 00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:20,565 I could see the look of disappointment when I went in his shop. 317 00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:21,765 - Hello. - You all right? 318 00:16:21,845 --> 00:16:22,685 Yeah. 319 00:16:23,885 --> 00:16:26,725 This is Sandy, who works for me. 320 00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:27,965 - Hello, Sandy. - Hello. 321 00:16:28,045 --> 00:16:29,685 - This is... - Nice to meet you. 322 00:16:29,765 --> 00:16:30,645 ...Daphne, 323 00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:33,885 who's a cleaner, my cleaner. 324 00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:36,765 Yeah. 325 00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:38,285 I'm his cleaner. 326 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,725 Err... 327 00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:42,365 Not his friend or anything with a job he's embarrassed about on my behalf. 328 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,005 Anyway, 329 00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:46,645 I was just on my way to your house to do some cleaning, 330 00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:49,685 and I forgot my keys, so it's lucky we ran into each other. 331 00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:52,845 But he's just gonna give me his 'cause I'm his cleaner. 332 00:16:52,925 --> 00:16:54,605 - It's not a problem, is it? - No. 333 00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,885 Trust your cleaner. Give your keys to your cleaner. 334 00:16:57,285 --> 00:16:59,165 It's not like giving them to a prostitute, is it? 335 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,725 - See you later! - Hope so. 336 00:17:08,964 --> 00:17:09,885 You all right, George? 337 00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:21,845 You left the keys in the door. 338 00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:23,765 - Did I? - Yeah. 339 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,484 That's amazing. 340 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,485 Can't believe you've done all this. 341 00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,245 I can't believe you gave me your keys. 342 00:17:32,325 --> 00:17:33,685 I didn't wanna back down. 343 00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:34,925 I know. 344 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,045 How much do I owe you? 345 00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:39,685 Nothing. 346 00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:41,965 Just wanted to see if you trusted me. 347 00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,805 Sorry about the whole... 348 00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:44,965 saying you're my cleaner. 349 00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:46,925 I thought you'd prefer it to prostitute. 350 00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:48,005 Sex worker. 351 00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:50,365 And only 'cause people prejudge you when you say that, 352 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,525 and I don't wanna scare the new girl. "This is my friend, she's a prostitute." 353 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,085 - Sex worker. - Right. 354 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:56,925 No worries. 355 00:17:58,005 --> 00:17:59,005 D'you want a coffee? 356 00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,285 No, I've just had one. 357 00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,565 Actually, I've got to be going. 358 00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:06,245 You sure I can't give you anything for this? 359 00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,085 No, it's my pleasure. 360 00:18:08,925 --> 00:18:10,605 Not everyone is out to get you, Tony. 361 00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:13,885 Most people are all right. They're just having a bad day. 362 00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:17,765 Sometimes they don't think, they get caught up. They're just trying to survive. 363 00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:21,845 Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to bad people, 364 00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:22,965 and sometimes... 365 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,085 it's just no one's fault. 366 00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:28,245 Cheers. 367 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,565 Right, shoes on. See you later, mate. 368 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,325 See you later. 369 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,925 Good girl. 370 00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:48,365 Uh-uh-uh. 371 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:56,045 Good. 372 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:59,045 I should say from the off, 373 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:04,085 I didn't want to do this, but Matt said you're a widow, too, and, 374 00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:06,605 you know, absolutely nothing, apart from eating, 375 00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:08,325 could ever come of this 376 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,845 because I'm still attached to my wife, 377 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,245 and... I'm just being honest. 378 00:19:13,645 --> 00:19:15,965 Is this your way of saying we're gonna split the bill? 379 00:19:16,045 --> 00:19:17,245 Erm, champagne. 380 00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:20,245 Definitely splitting the bill. Whiskey, please. 381 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,605 - Any particular sort? - Large. 382 00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:22,965 Oh, discerning. 383 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:25,485 You know what? It's a mouthful of painkiller. 384 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,125 This is good schtick. You know, dark and down. 385 00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:31,245 But you're obviously not really suicidal. It's just bullshit. 386 00:19:32,085 --> 00:19:33,405 Right, that's where you're wrong. 387 00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:36,285 No, I know the story. But seriously though, 388 00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:38,365 how hard is suicide? 389 00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,005 My husband did it. 390 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,325 Threw himself off Beachy Head, hit the rocks, 391 00:19:43,405 --> 00:19:46,845 skull exploded. Poof! Efficient. 392 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,805 He was shit at everything else, but gotta give him his due. 393 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:52,405 He really knew what he was doing when it came to suicide. 394 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:54,525 - Wow. - Wow indeed. 395 00:19:54,605 --> 00:19:57,085 And no, I'm not grieving. He was a cunt. 396 00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:59,885 Well, I'm sure you gave as good as you got. 397 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,685 - Oh, I did. - Oh, I believe you. 398 00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:04,445 Why are you so sarcastic all the time? 399 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,245 'Cause it stops me killing people, including myself. 400 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,525 - Gotta do what you've gotta do. - You have, indeed... and... 401 00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:15,725 I... nearly took some pills. 402 00:20:15,805 --> 00:20:18,485 You nearly took some pills? Jesus Christ. 403 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,565 - What is wrong with you? - No, what is wrong with you? 404 00:20:20,645 --> 00:20:22,045 Why couldn't you go through with it? 405 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,685 Because I had to look after my dog. 406 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,885 - That's an excuse. - It's not an excuse. It's a reason. 407 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,205 Because I realized that my wife 408 00:20:29,285 --> 00:20:33,805 was probably the only human being I actually liked, and my dog is second. 409 00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:35,365 Well, maybe I could come third. 410 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:36,525 Yeah, good luck. 411 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,445 No, but I do get it. 412 00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:41,965 Some people just feel more comfortable around animals then they do around people. 413 00:20:42,045 --> 00:20:45,525 I'm comfortable around humans. I just think animals are better. 414 00:20:45,605 --> 00:20:47,005 That's because you're hurt 415 00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:50,125 and you've lost someone and you think no one compares. Mmm. 416 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,405 No one does compare. 417 00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:52,845 No offense. 418 00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:53,965 No, none taken. 419 00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:56,845 And the reason animals are better than people 420 00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:58,965 is because they just get on with it. 421 00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:01,325 - They don't whinge all the time... - Unlike you. 422 00:21:01,405 --> 00:21:02,325 What d'you mean? 423 00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:05,325 We haven't stopped whinging since we got here. No offense. 424 00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:08,685 - Well, this is nice. - Mmm. 425 00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:11,925 - Cheers, thanks. - Cheers. 426 00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:14,685 - Can I tell you about the specials? - No. 427 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,325 Fuckin' hell. 428 00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:33,085 Good. 429 00:21:34,525 --> 00:21:36,125 - Fuckin' let go! - Fuck off! 430 00:21:41,605 --> 00:21:42,445 Cunt! 431 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,885 - Well, that was really silly. - Why? 432 00:21:54,325 --> 00:21:56,765 Well, they could have had some acid or stabbed you or something. 433 00:21:56,845 --> 00:21:57,805 Told you... 434 00:21:58,245 --> 00:21:59,965 - I don't care. - What if they'd stabbed me? 435 00:22:01,045 --> 00:22:02,565 - Oh, cheers. - Pleasure. 436 00:22:17,885 --> 00:22:18,765 Me again. 437 00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:20,565 This must be why they call it a habit. 438 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,445 - Yep. - Yep. 439 00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:27,965 You know I know how you feel? 440 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,645 Okay, try imagining if... 441 00:22:31,605 --> 00:22:34,045 everyone you told about your wife dying just... 442 00:22:35,245 --> 00:22:36,805 thought it was their own fault. 443 00:22:38,405 --> 00:22:39,285 What d'you mean? 444 00:22:41,405 --> 00:22:43,245 Well, Mel was an addict, wasn't she? 445 00:22:43,765 --> 00:22:45,205 She injected herself, so... 446 00:22:46,045 --> 00:22:47,965 you know, most people just think it was her fault. 447 00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:51,565 Don't feel the same sympathy 448 00:22:51,645 --> 00:22:53,445 for me or for her. I mean... 449 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:57,125 Every minute of every day that I have my wits about me, 450 00:22:57,205 --> 00:22:58,565 all I can think about is... 451 00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:01,805 getting some gear before I become too fucking conscious. 452 00:23:04,565 --> 00:23:05,485 When I was with... 453 00:23:06,445 --> 00:23:07,325 Lisa, 454 00:23:08,285 --> 00:23:10,685 we'd sort of get home, open a bottle of wine... 455 00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,725 and go, "Yay! Just us. Let's party." 456 00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:15,685 And by "party," 457 00:23:16,245 --> 00:23:19,485 I mean... sit here like this, with the dog, 458 00:23:20,405 --> 00:23:23,485 watching telly, or listening to music, or just talking. 459 00:23:23,765 --> 00:23:25,485 Just, the more we talked, 460 00:23:26,685 --> 00:23:27,645 the more we drank. 461 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,525 We didn't want the night to end. 462 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,125 Now I drink... 463 00:23:34,805 --> 00:23:36,365 'cause I want the night to end. 464 00:23:38,045 --> 00:23:40,765 It's like I'm already dead inside, and yet I'm still... 465 00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:42,965 in the worst kind of pain. 466 00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:46,125 Well... 467 00:23:47,645 --> 00:23:48,925 as long as we're having fun. 468 00:23:51,085 --> 00:23:53,605 I still can't believe we've got so much in common. 469 00:23:55,005 --> 00:23:56,965 We don't have anything in common. 470 00:23:57,045 --> 00:23:58,285 Why do you say that, though? 471 00:23:58,365 --> 00:24:00,445 Well... the big difference is... 472 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:04,125 you haven't given up yet, have you? 473 00:24:05,245 --> 00:24:07,725 I mean, me, I would quite happily die right now. 474 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,245 If I had enough money, 475 00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:14,565 I would just take as many drugs as I possibly could. 476 00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:51,765 Don't waste it on food. 477 00:24:52,565 --> 00:24:57,245 ♪ Shadows settle on the place that you left ♪ 478 00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:03,005 ♪ Our minds are troubled by the emptiness ♪ 479 00:25:05,445 --> 00:25:10,245 ♪ Destroy the middle It's a waste of time ♪ 480 00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:13,605 ♪ From the perfect start ♪ 481 00:25:14,325 --> 00:25:15,965 ♪ To the finish line ♪ 482 00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:22,845 ♪ And if you're still breathing You're the lucky ones ♪ 483 00:25:24,765 --> 00:25:29,565 ♪ 'Cause most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs ♪ 484 00:25:30,805 --> 00:25:36,045 ♪ Setting fire to our insides for fun ♪ 485 00:25:37,325 --> 00:25:42,165 ♪ Collecting pictures from a flood that wrecked our home ♪ 486 00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:46,285 ♪ It was a flood that wrecked this home ♪ 487 00:25:50,365 --> 00:25:52,165 ♪ And you caused it ♪ 488 00:25:56,725 --> 00:25:59,765 ♪ And you caused it ♪ 489 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,245 ♪ And you caused it ♪ 490 00:26:11,165 --> 00:26:15,925 ♪ Well I've lost it all I'm just a silhouette ♪ 491 00:26:17,765 --> 00:26:22,365 ♪ I'm a lifeless face that you'll soon forget ♪ 492 00:26:23,565 --> 00:26:28,605 ♪ My eyes are damp from the words you left ♪ 493 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,965 ♪ Ringing in my head ♪ 494 00:26:33,005 --> 00:26:35,725 ♪ When you broke my chest ♪ 495 00:26:36,365 --> 00:26:38,685 ♪ Ringing in my head ♪ 496 00:26:39,525 --> 00:26:42,405 ♪ When you broke my chest ♪ 497 00:26:43,045 --> 00:26:45,405 ♪ And if you're in love ♪ 498 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,765 ♪ Then you are the lucky one ♪ 36773

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