All language subtitles for Permanent Roommates S02E088

Tanu, you deal with the kids

I am going to start off with a
little song called "Smelly Cat"

Smelly Cat...smelly cat...
what are they feeding you?

Everybody, Smelly cat...smelly
cat...It's not your fault...

Monica! -They wont take you to the vet.
Chandler!

-You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Joey!

-You may not be a bed of roses.
Rachel!

-You're no friend to those with noses.
C'mon!

Ross, those are the
only lines we have sorry.

Yeah hello.
-Hello ma’am I am calling from HSPST bank.

We have an on going offer for new credit
card, so would you be interested in.....?

Sorry I am in a meeting,
please call me later. Thank...

Why are you lying Ma'am?

Nobody works on "Valentines Day".

Who is this?

You didn’t recognize me?
Its me.

Who are you?

Its me...Mikesh

Mikesh? Wrong number sorry.

We met day before yesterday

When you were fighting with your ex
boyfriend outside the restaurant.

We shared the only available
table in the restaurant.

We had ordered "Kadai
Paneer", I had all the...

Paneer and the only thing
left for you was Kadai.

Do you remember? -Ya Mickesh!

From where did you get my number?

There is a technique for that. I will let
you know when we meet the next time.

So what's up?

Nothing much to do

I had guessed it that is why I thought
of taking you out on a date.

Date? With you?

Yes, but it is not an actual date.

we will just go out, have
some food and watch a movie.

We won't have sex.

Maximum, we will kiss each
other; only on the cheeks.

Or only the hug will be okay.

Listen Mikesh! I don’t really date...

I mean I barely know you, so...
I...I don’t think I can...I am...

What are you saying? We
talked about so much that day.

Remember you were getting calls and you
were going to the ladies room constantly,

Even then you were concentrating
on what I was saying.

Yeah but that's not enough, right?

See, I have just come out of
a bad relationship so...

Please just a... You know I
cant really go out, so...

Its "Valentines Day" Tanya.
All I am asking for is a date.

I will be in the US in 2 weeks.

You will enjoy and I will also get some
practical knowledge about dating.

Oh man!

You're sure this is nothing serious?

I told you I am going to US next week.

Do you know how hot the
girls are over there?

Have you ever watched
FTV in the night?

Okay hmm... Okay fine.

How do you wanna do it? Will you
come to pick me up and at what time?

I will at your place in
approximately 1- 1.30 minutes

I am right outside your building.
-What?

Who gave you my address?

I told you before that there
are techincs for this.

I will tell you all about
it when we will meet.

I knew you will agree to go out with
me that is why I came prepared.

Ok, you are...

It will some take time
for me to get ready, so.

No problem. Even I need
some time to get ready,

I just came back from playing cricket so
I am carrying my date clothes in the bag

I will change them in your bathroom.

Don't be worried. I am a
very hygienic person.

I wash my hands with
soap even after I pee.

Okay, fine. Come.

We will talk then.
-Okay!

She is calling me upstairs.

Leave the bike here. I will see
you at home after the date.

Okay, bye!

Is there fuel in it?

Tiwari!

He took the helmet, the traffic
police will stop me for that.

Hi

Hi, where are the vegetables?

Change in plan. Lets go out for dinner.

Mickey, you know I just
cant go out tonight.

My procedure release is
due on tuesday and...

...there is a lot of
pending work at home.

Tanu, it's sunday.

You work 11-12 hrs during weekday,
have I said anything then?

You have been told not to pick
up weights during pregnancy.

Wait, I will take it.
-Relax, I will do it.

Mom called.

-Which one? The first one
or the third one? Your mom.

What happened? All ok?

She is better now.

But.

I think she was trying to say was
that it is going to be a month now and...

...She was not able to speak properly.
I think she was trying to ask that..

..What about the marriage?

-You tell me.

Once the project is completed then...

It seems that the maid has
not taken all the clothes.

-Tanu! -Yeah!
-Let's go for a date.

Mickey, there is so much
work to be done. Please.

You are so stingy. You didn’t even
give a treat for your promotion.

Let's go. We will be back in an hour.

Where will we go? Wherever you
go there are no options for veg.

It's so annoying. -What can I do
if there are few veg restaurants.

Do you remember "Shiv Sagar" where
we went for our first date?

Yes.

So let's go there. That day
also you were not in a mood,

Turned out to be lucky for us.

Ya, we do need some
luck on our side.

There is nothing they could
have done, it's all our fault.

I know, I know.

You don’t realise how common it is,
until it happens to you.

-Are you okay?
-Ya, I am fine!

Do you really wanna go or its
just because I am forcing you to?

No. It's a good idea. Lets go out.

But we will make it quick

I will shower, change and come.

-Should I join you in the shower?
The door will be open.

Say something.

What should I say?

Anything.

I am a very good listener.

There might be a bitch in your friend
circle, start bitching about her.

Or if you want to know
about me just ask.

No I don’t have any...

What is your full name?

My name is Mikesh Choudhary.
I am from MP.

You are Nagpal, right?
-Ya.

So how did you end
up with Nagpal?

I don’t know, maybe my
ancestors used to pet a cobra.

Ok, so it came from there.

Ohhh... I get it.

But isn't your dad a
very fainthearted person?

He has a dog right?

All his pictures on Facebook are
either with his dog or with you?

But I am not on Facebook...

So that’s your technique.

You got address and my dad's
name from my company website

Then you stalked him on Facebook, and
that’s how you got my number also right?

No, I took your number on that day itself.

When you went to the loo I took
your phone and dialed my number.

Are you getting creeped out?

I am not that kind of a stalker

I have liked many girls before but
never had the guts to talk to them.

From where did you get this
exceptional confidence for me?

I have this friend Tiwari.

He showed me a documentary
film on the Universe.

Did you know from space, our
galaxy looks so small,

And earth looks even smaller.

So, I thought, why should I take the
girls' rejection so seriously?

Suppose, if a girl rejects me, it doesn't
mean that it is end of the world.

And, in our case, I was clear
that there was no future.

It is just a matter of one date, good
or bad but it will be a experience.

My greeting uncle.

I have ordered a Kashmiri pulao
and Kaniyakuwari family dosa,

Its been 15mins since
the waiter said 5mins.

Give me just 5mins.

Excuse me! Can you get
me a cushion please?

I have a pain in my back.
-Sure I will just send it.

Make it fast uncle, madam has
to go for a movie after this.

Excuse me! Get one for us too.

I am not a waiter.

-Manager?
No..no B TECH

I was supposed to do MBA
but I am going to the US now.

Do you come here regularly?

Yes. I use to come here
when I was doing my internship.

That uncle behind the counter
helped me with the PG room.

Just time-pass

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

What?

You are removing your jacket, I mean..

Can I be frank with you
rather than being formal?

Ya ok but what happened?

You...hmm...you...
-Tanya

Tanya, you are looking so hot.

If you remove your jacket then
it would distract me completely.

I mean there would be a problem.

What will be the problem?

Try and understand Tanya. I have had
very few female interactions in my life.

I mean, if a girl just smiles at me, it is
enough for me to start planning a wedding,

And you are on a date with me.

Your perfume is so strong
that you were sitting

behind and I still could
smell the perfume.

So, if I remove my jacket, what
thoughts will come to you?

What happened?

I will write it down.

Your worst thought is a kiss.

On the lips Tanya. Not
on cheeks, on the lips.

Here, is our food.

Has it shrunk in size,
compared to before?

No, it's the same.

Hey, Tanu!

It's a long distance again.

Can you hear me?
-Stop it now please.

Do you remember Gokul?

Tiwari's roommate. He
got married last week.

He got married to a European girl.

The marriage is in Iceland.

Do you know what happens
in an Icelandic wedding?

The bride and the groom get on their
knees and look at each others eyes,

If none of them blinks for one and
a half mins, then they are married.

He looks so good in the
photos, I will show you.

We will hire a professional
photographer at our wedding.

Since Tiwari has bought that DSLR camera,
he is stubborn about getting the pics.

Something has changed Mickey.

Everything is not the same.

Tanu please.

If few months back...

...I would have seen us here
then, it would have been fine

This a normal outing for us.

But I don’t feel the
same way today.

-Do you want to go somewhere else.
It's not the place.

I am sorry don’t take it
otherwise but its you.

Whenever I see you, you
constantly remind me of...

I am sorry.

Promotion is not the only reason
behind me working overtime.

Mickey, you are the best thing
that has ever happened to me.

But you also remind me of the worst
thing that has ever happened to me.

We can at least try.

What try? And for what?

We can try to be happy again.

Tankesh cannot
give up like this.

Tanu, the thing is that,
I thought about this.

Then I understood where
the problem lies.

First it was like me plus
you is equal to happy.

We use to think that the baby
would disturb the equation.

Then we found out that me plus you
plus the baby would very happy.

But then.

the baby got minus
from the L.H.S.

That is why we are facing problem to
come down to happy from very happy.

But if we try then, we could be happy again

Let us give it a shot.

-Madam, something in dessert?

Dessert?

No.

What happened? You
wanted something sweet, right?

I will have some
caramel popcorn later.

If we are late, then we will have
to watch the last show.

And I can't be late tomorrow.

What, you want to
watch a movie right now?

On our first date, you took me
for a movie after dinner.

Don’t you want to fight for it now?

Bill please.

Excuse me where is seat no F14?

F14 would be in between
of F13 and F15 sir.

There would be a attendant
at the back ask him.

Where will I find an attendant
now? You, please help me.

Sir, I am on a date with her.

This is Tanya. This is uncle

What times have come!

Nobody is ready to help anybody.

I am looking too strict in this shirt that
is why everybody is asking me for help.

But the tie, you can get rid of the tie.
Aren't you feeling hot?

No, it's about the first impression.

It should look like I am
giving in some efforts.

Should I remove it?
-Yes.

It is kind of suffocating also.

Better? More casual.

Mikesh you can keep
your hand here.

No, it's ok. They should have
installed two arm rest.

Everybody fools a
consumer in this country.

Listen, we can share this. It's okay.

Shhh.. The movie has started.

Listen, if you keep sitting
like then I will feel guilty.

We are on a date Mikesh,
you can hold my hand.

If I am holding your
hand just like that then

what is the point of
watching the horror film?

What do you mean?

Basically, it's Tiwari's funda that a
horror film is the most romantic film.

The girl gets scared and holds the boy's
hand and then the girl falls for the guy.

If girls fell for guys,
only by holding hands then,

All the astrologers and bangle
sellers would be casanovas by now.

Ya, you're right.

I thought that you looked smart
only in this dress, just like me.

But you will look smart
without the dress also.

You always speak exactly
what is in your mind, right?

Why, should I say something else?

Sorry..sorry.

I am not talking. She is talking.

Don’t go there.

You, stupid lady.

Who goes to the basement
at 3 in the morning?

You, idiot.

Doesn’t she know that
this is a horror film?

She looks so rich, why
doesn’t she fix her door.

I don’t want to watch this.

Is she dead yet?

Did the lady die?

I am sorry.

Is she dead yet?

What's happening?

Nothing is happening.

Please watch. There is
nobody in the basement.

It's okay. You can hold my
hand, if you are scared.

-Are you sure?
Ya.

Your hands are so soft.

There are no hair on it.

Usually, the girls hand are
like this.

That’s why I love girls.

The girls are the best.

You are not scared now?

This doesn’t happen
in real life.

All of them are just acting.

There are no ghost in real life.

It's not like that.

You don’t watch news nowadays?

What?

There is a girl,

She takes young boys on a
date,to strange dark places

And then she tortures them to death.

Really?

The dead bodies are
found everywhere,

In the restaurants, in the theaters.

That is why they keep
saying on the news,

That you should not go to the
dark places with the strangers.

But the people just don’t listen.

Dad is right about

Watching the news daily.

Firstly guys get attracted
to her perfume smell

Do you know how she laughs?

Leave me, leave my hand.

Leave my hand.

Sister, please hold my hand.

Please sister.

Poor guy is scared,
hold his hand.

Sister, there is horror
movie on both the sides.

Don’t you want to hear
the complete story? -No no.

When she is too close, then...

Slowly slowly

The throat starts to dry up.

And then...

What?

You are so stupid.

What are trying to do?

I almost peed my pants

How could you fall for
something like that?

Do you believe in
anything anybody says?

People will take advantage
of you in the US, Mikesh.

You are faking this, too?

No, my back is really paining badly.

The God has punished you for making
fake stories and scaring people.

I mean it. I have just shifted
in the new apartment,

So there is no bed and I
have to sleep on the floor.

Why do you sleep on the floor?
Go and buy a bed and mattress.

Ya but I don't get time
from the office work.

You should take some...

C'mon, lets buy you a bed
and a mattress, lets go.

What about the movie?

The movie is so boring.

Who makes a horror film without
casting Bipasha Basu in it?

C'mon let's get there before 11pm
or else the store would be closed.

C'mon lets go.

It's nothing brother, Madam
needs to buy a bed.

She gets back pain
sleeping on the floor.

Please remove the 3D goggles
anyways life has the 3D view.

Oh sorry sorry.

The whole caramel is on me.

This is horrible.

Take it, you watch the movie

How will you watch the movie then?

I don’t want to watch this
nonsense, you watch it.

If you want to watch some other
movie then we can also go there.

Doesn’t make any difference,
it is all the same.

It is all fake.

Just watch it Tanu,
it is a good movie.

The action scene is next.

I know what will happen,

The hero will be beaten badly,

He will get a power in the end,

And then he will save the world.

This is what happens Tanu,

Everything goes right in the end.

Really?

So you think whatever
I am going through,

Will be all right?

Maybe not immediately like them

It will take time.

But someday you will
feel better yourself.

Is there a problem?

Nowadays you seem
to be much wiser.

I have been wiser always.

People use to go to numerous tuition
classes during the board exams,

But I use to do self study.

See, what the result is!

I have come so far.

You will forget everything if
you concentrate on the movie.

Okay!

I got it.

What?

You want to recreate
our first date right?

Are we going to go somewhere else?

Not anywhere, we will go there again.

Give me the phone, I left
mine in the apartment.

Give me.
-Its discharged.

Sir.

Can I borrow your phone?

We are leaving, we need to book an OLA cab.

Sir?

The driver Radheshyam will call
in 2mins, please let me know.

I would have suffered an head injury.

What is this? It is so risky,

They should put a spring
based cushion on the back

So if someone falls then
they can bounce back.

Carpenters do not have
common sense.

You didn’t like anything?

No it's all ok but...

It's very expensive.

Lets contribute. I will pay the half,

It would be my
valentine's gift for you.

You will get a 50% discount.

No need for that.

Excuse me, how much does this table cost?

The price would be mentioned on the
backside of that heart.

Is there any discount?

Yes first select the
furniture and then go

to the counter, they
will give you a discount.

-Ok thank you!
Anytime.

What happened?

Nothing.

Tanu my breakfast?

Did you just called me Tanu?

Yes.

Please bring my breakfast quickly

Or do I have to eat Poha,
again, and go to the office

At least bring me tea.

What?

What?

I am acting so that you can
recover from your back pain.

How can acting...

How can acting help
me cure my back pain?

Have you not seen that advertisement?

You will make tea in the kitchen
and you will have a back pain,

You will scream because
of your back pain,

And then I will bring you
that pain reliever cream,

I will massage your back with it,
then your back will turn red,

It will heat up, then the arrows
will come out of the cream,

And your back pain will be gone.

Role play.

Serve me the breakfast quickly,
I am getting for the office.

Hey!

Don’t go to the office today please.

I have also taken a day off.

Let's do something romantic.

There is a lot of work in the office.

Please?

What are you doing Tanu?
Chintoo will see us.

Chintoo?

I have already sent Chintoo to school

So that we can be alone together.

As it is Chintoo was asking
for a partner to play with.

So I was thinking why don’t
we give him a little sister

What little sister? Are you kidding me?

Ask him to play with the maid's son, he
comes from the school in the evening.

Who will go through so
much trouble for him.

Oh Mikesh!

You were so romantic before marriage.
-Excuse me!

-This... We are doing the role
play, please come back later.

-Sorry...sorry.
Its ok.

Sorry, continue. Action!

Oh Mikesh! You were so
romantic before marriage,

You have changed so much.

No, Tanu, its not like that.
I still truly love you.

Then, lets do it.

Tanya what are you doing? You
always scare the hell out of me.

I thought we would really
start doing it on the table.

Look Tanya,

With all due respect,

I want my first
time to be special,

I am saving myself
for the right one.

What kind of person are you,
where have you come from?

It will just be so much fun to,
you know watch more of you.

Why are going to the US?
Please don’t go.

No, I have to go. If I stay, you
will fall in love with me.

Right right, you should go.

Tanya, what I was feeling was...

No, let it be.

What happened tell me?

No, you will start judging me.

Will I judge you anymore after
today? I don’t think so.

Okay, I have a proposal.

What if this is not
our last date?

I still have 15 days
before I go to US,

So, what if we meet at least 15 more times?

Yes, we can do that but what
will be the purpose behind it?

You said it yourself that we
don’t have any future together, so.

But I can be wrong.

No...no no no I know
where this is heading,

I mean listen, I had a lot of fun
tonight in a very weird way,

But I had a lot of fun. But,

Lets not spoil it by doing
it again and again.

I just got out of a really
messy relationship,

And honestly right now I
don’t even want to think about

Being in a relationship and love like ever.

You speak so fast tanya

I didn’t understand many things
but I just got the last line.

Look what I am saying is,
your situation right now is...

...is like this chair.

Somebody would have
scratched this chair,

So to protect it the owner
had covered it with plastic.

This is a typical middle
class mentality,

My dad does the same thing,
he puts cover on the remote.

They thinks by doing it its
beauty will remain intact.

But look at it, it's still sad

Whatever happened with you, after that

You went into a shell,

But still you are sad.

For your situation this chair is a good...

A good simile.

Good metaphor.

Good vocabulary.

So what do you suggest?

I suggest that let me
remove your cover.

I mean let me stay
with you for awhile.

Suppose, we are playing a role.

For the next two weeks we
are in a relationship.

I don’t know.

Tanya, I am telling you that
it would be amazing!

Let us try it once.

I like listening, so you can
tell me all your life's problem,

And, I am emotional, too.

I will also come for
shopping with you.

Physically, I am
safer than a condom.

You wanna be my pseudo boyfriend?

For now, lets call it
temporary boyfriend,

If you like my work
then make me permanent.

Sir, the van is here,
should I take the furniture?

Yes, take it.

So what do you say?

Wait. What van and
what furniture?

Take it put it in the van.
- No, wait.

Please come back.

He is closing it.

Excuse me sir, stop it
please don’t close it,

Sir we need to go inside
please don’t close it.

11 pm is our closing time.

Please come tomorrow in the morning, I will
show you all the furniture, personally.

We are not here for the
furniture, we are here for a date.

-A date? Oh, yes, please come
inside I will show you.

I will explain it.

Is this whole thing of iron?

Come, Tanu come.

-But sir. Be comfortable, just
come in I will explain it to you.

Listen I have been here before,
you were, too, young at that time

Sir, I can understand its a love matter.

I had an inter caste marriage myself.

But sir how can I
leave the shop open?

Keep the money first, its just the
matter of half an hour at the maximum.

Once I am done, I will call you inside,

After that you close the shop and
go home, what's the problem in that?

Sir, you will get a hotel room
with this money. Then why here?

We are under CCTV surveillance 24
hrs, everything will be recorded.

Hey, we are not here for that,

What do you think of us?

I explained you the whole thing.

Try to understand the situation. Otherwise
I wouldn’t have requested you so much.

Please, sir.

Thank you, sir.

He is gone

Why did you do all this?

This place is very lucky for us.

We had a wonderful first date here.

It all started here.

Everything will be perfect today also.

What will do in this shop?

The same thing.

Tanu please serve me
breakfast, I getting late.

Please Micky I am not in the mood.

Tanu C'mon yaar don’t be a spoil sport.

Please, you will feel better.

Tanu?

I feel like it, please.

Here is your breakfast.

I will have my breakfast
and go to the office.

Okay.

You are supposed to stop me.

Please don’t go. Stay.

How can I not go the office, Tanu?

If I don’t go to office and
do work then how are kids....

How will I manage
Bunty's school fees?

I have to go.

You will insist on me staying, Tanu.

Tanu, what happened?

I can't do it Mikesh.

I can't do it, I am sorry.
-It's okay, it's okay. We will stop.

I cant do it, I cant pretend
to be a happy woman. I am not.

You don’t have to be
Tanu I am sorry,

We will stop it, I understand.

You don’t understand, nobody can.

A part of my body has
been flushed away from me.

So many books, blogs, articles
and videos, I saw all of them,

So that nothing could go wrong.

And then they tell you that,

There is that one in thousand percent
chance that it will still go wrong.

Tanu please calm down.

I understand...
-How can I calm down Mikesh, I...

How do I calm down?

I have nothing to cling on to.

When someone dies, you at least...

...You have some happy
memories of that person.

But in this case, before
anything could happen...

This is the worst feeling ever Mikesh.

If a woman's husband dies
then you call her a widow,

If a child loses his parents
then you call them orphans,

But when your child dies,
their is no term for you.

Maybe because it's just that difficult.

Maybe it's simpler for you
to move on Mikesh,

But I am not able to do it.

You take me as a completely stupid, Tanu?

You think that I don’t understand anything.

What do you think I don’t know that
you go to the bathroom and cry,

You don’t want to act now?

From past one month
I have been acting,

To be happy,

Because if I am said then how will I...

When your test reports
were going to come,

I prayed a lot,

That I don’t want the baby,

I don’t want to be a dad,

I also feel guilty Tanu.

Maybe my prayers were heard.

If you knew that I am
crying in the next room

then why didn't you confront me?

What difference
would it have made?

We would have started
crying together.

So you will let me cry alone?

When did I let you cry alone?

I always kept distracting you,

I brought you here
like the first date,

It, too, didn’t work out.

You are truly an idiot,
did you know that?

The first date didn’t
work out because of the

restaurant or the theater
or this stupid place.

It worked out because of you.

I am glad that I still have you.

Will we always be sad like this?

Maybe it will take time.

But as you said,

We have to at least try.

Wait a minute.

What happened?

Close your eyes.

Tanu, please don’t change the clothes
here. There are cameras everywhere.

Mikesh hurry up, look
everybody is waiting for you.

Tanu, what are you doing?

In case you forgot, today is our wedding.

Did you take time to get ready or it is
just typical cold feet before marriage?

What kind of wedding is this? Neither
our are parents nor is Tiwari present?

Everybody is here.

Look, uncle is discussing the
meaning of circumvent with papa

Mummy and aunty are here. They are coming
back from a fight with the caterers.

Grandpa had three heart
attacks since morning

so Purshotam uncle took
him out for a pizza.

And Tiwari, Tiwari would be here somewhere.

Everybody is here.
-Yes.

Here, Dinesh and Mohit uncle
are chanting mantras right?

They are here but they are
not chanting mantras,

This is not an indian
style wedding,

This is an Icelandic wedding.

Oh, yeah, Iceland! It's so cold.

Now come sit, stare into
my eyes for 90 seconds

Oh ya!

Hey, Lleo move, its my wedding.

Think you have forgotten
beating from last time.

How do I look?

Very nice. And me?

You look like a babe, top class.

So, ready?

Just a minute, let me do
some exercise for the eyes.

Sorry, it's exercising my ears. Ready.

Okay

Start.

How will we come to know
that 90 seconds are up?

I will be out if I look at the watch

Just make it long enough
so that we are sure.

Marriage is tough.

I will kill you if you blink now.

Tanu we are acting but...

What if we are really married
as per Icelandic tradition?

Do have any problem?

No, just clarifying.

Tanu,

I think I felt it.

Feel so married right now.

I think we should have our
honeymoon here itself,

I will give him few bucks more, he
will switch off all the cameras.

Can't you be quiet for 2 mins?

I am going to have a lot of sex with you
on the honeymoon. Please don’t stop me.

I will climb on the cupboard
and have sex with you.

That’s physically impossible and I don’t
know why we are having this conversation?

Why not? I will try,

I will throw all the clothes out
of the cupboard and then climb it,

We will do it once on the dressing table.

That will be our make up sex.

I will say talaq thrice
if you continue talking like this.

First, you decide if you are
from Iceland or Afganistan.

Keep quiet Mikesh.

My eyes are burning Tanu.

Focus.