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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,800 God almighty, I don't know what the world's coming to. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,680 Bloody perverts. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,480 You're overreacting, Da. 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:13,080 Overreacting? That lad's got no trousers on, for Christ sake. 5 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,280 He has a great set of pins on him, doesn't he? 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,000 For God's sake will you close that window, we're foundered here. 7 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,560 I need aired, Mary. I've five layers on me. 8 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:24,120 Five layers? What are you trying to do? Change race? 9 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,360 Give us a going over with the hairdryer, will you? 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,680 Indeed I will not. I've enough to be at. Why do they keep 11 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,160 touching themselves? Because they're artists, Granda. 12 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,600 Dirty English bastards is what they are. No offence son. 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,480 SDLP leader John Hume has again called for 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,960 cross party peace talks... 15 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,920 John's really dying for peace, like, isn't he? 16 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,720 It's all he ever goes on about. I hope it works out for him. 17 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,360 Aye, I sort of hope it works out for all of us, Sarah. 18 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,600 Come on, girls, tome to hit the road here. You've been 19 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,000 roped into going too then, son? Roped in? Hardly. 20 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,280 He's riding Gary Barlow. 21 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,360 I am not! I just respect him as a songwriter, that's all. 22 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,200 Aye, dead on, James, so you do. Will we need our passports, Gerry? 23 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,440 For Belfast? I don't think so, love. Belfast! Are we not 24 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,000 a wee bit early, Daddy? It's a two hour drive with traffic, love. 25 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,680 This thing's in Belfast?! But it's eight hours till the doors open. 26 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,280 Aye, we're cutting it fine all right. Belfast! Sure, why don't you 27 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,560 just sell the wains into white slavery and be done with it? 28 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,520 Gerry'll be with them, Da. That's worse! Sure, they hate 29 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,320 his kind there. My kind? Pricks. 30 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,080 That is enough! They're going to the concert, Da. 31 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,800 - That's the end of the matter. - And, finally, panic 32 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,560 at Belfast Zoo today when a polar bear escaped from its enclosure. 33 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,280 The RUC have launched a widespread search 34 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,200 and have warned residents in the local area to be extra vigilant. 35 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,080 Now will you see sense? Aye, Granda, cos an escaped polar bear's 36 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,640 going to track us down and kill us. 37 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,280 As if Mammy's bothered about that. 38 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,160 Wise up, Mammy! As if a polar bear's going to rock up 39 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,440 at a Take That concert! He wouldn't get a ticket, for a start. 40 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,360 They sold out months ago. You'd be surprised, girls. 41 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,560 Aye, thon boys would get in where draughts wouldn't. 42 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,560 Sure, the concert's nowhere near the zoo. 43 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,560 But he's not in the zoo anymore, is he, simple Simon? 44 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,480 He's sauntering about Belfast without a care in the world. 45 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,000 Aye, keep up, Gerry. What I'm saying is, it would be quite 46 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,640 a lot of ground for him to cover. They're quick on their feet 47 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,280 when they want to be, love. Or someone might give him a lift. 48 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,480 Whose side are you on, Orla? Come on, Mary. 49 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,400 If you don't let Erin go, our Mas won't let us go. 50 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,160 Well, neither they should! And I'll be ringing them to say as much. 51 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,160 Brilliant! I hate my life. 52 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,000 Look, girls, I know how much you were all looking forward 53 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,040 to seeing This n' That. TAKE That! But there'll be other concerts. 54 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,800 No, there won't! The fact that this one's happening is a miracle. 55 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,280 Nobody good ever comes here cos we keep killing each other! 56 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,840 And now we're overrun with polar bears. Where will it end? 57 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,360 Well, I'm not letting the fat, furry fuck ruin 58 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,920 the biggest day of my life. What can we do? 59 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,960 Listen, girls, I've never told anyone this before but sometimes 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,520 when Robbie's being interviewed, it's like he's sending me messages 61 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,560 through the TV, you know, telepathically or whatever. 62 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,400 It's like he's telling me we're going to be together. 63 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,720 Aye, maybe don't that to anyone again, Michelle. Ever. 64 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,480 Look, this is too important. I'm going to that concert. 65 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,720 I'm not afraid of a fucking polar bear! Me either! Nor me. Bastard! 66 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,840 I'll kill it with my own two hands if I have to. Bring it on! 67 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,280 OK, we seem to have gone down a weird road here, people. 68 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,920 I think we've got a bit confused. 69 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,160 We don't have to fight a polar bear. 70 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,720 And, if we did, I wouldn't really fancy our chances 71 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,280 because, well, they're massive. But there's five of us so... 72 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,560 The point is the polar bear's not the one stopping us 73 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,280 going to the concert. It's our mothers. 74 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,360 And we'll never get them to change their minds. 75 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,000 We're not gonna try to change their minds. 76 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,040 We're going to do something else. What? 77 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,360 Lie our holes off. 78 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,200 We're going to get caught. I just know it. 79 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,480 We're not going to get caught, Clare. Because, as far as 80 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,960 our Mas are concerned, me, you and James are at Erin's house, 81 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,880 and Erin and Orla are round mine. But we're not round yours, Michelle. 82 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,320 We're on a bus to Belfast. 83 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,400 I can't, I cannot explain it to her again, I'm going to scream. 84 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,440 What's in the suitcase, Michelle? Vodka. 85 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,320 You've brought an entire suitcase full of vodka? No. 86 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,880 There's some mixers as well. I'm not a savage. 87 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,960 You can mix vodka with cider, right? 88 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,280 God I'm boiling. Is it any wonder, Clare? What are you wearing? 89 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,920 Yeah, you look like a fucking provo. 90 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,760 I don't want anyone recognising me, OK? Nobody's going to 91 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,920 recognise you, Clare. Clare Devlin? Is that you? Jesus Christ. 92 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,960 Relax, Clare. It's the weekend. 93 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,320 She has no authority over us at the weekend. 94 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,000 She has no right to question us, 95 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,560 and, if she tries to, I'll tell her as much. 96 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,200 Morning, girls. Morning, Sister Michael. 97 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,720 What takes you to Belfast? 98 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,680 I'm not really sure that's... Speak up. 99 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,120 I'm not really sure that's any of your business. 100 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:46,160 I'm going to assume that was an ill-judged attempt 101 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,320 at humour, Miss Quinn. Yes. 102 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,360 Now answer the question. 103 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,800 We're going to the museum. Which museum? The Ulster museum. 104 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,600 What for? A project, a history project. What about? 105 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,920 Ulster? 106 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,720 A history project! 107 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,920 This web of lies we're spinning is getting out of control now, girls. 108 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,200 It's grand, Clare. I think she bought it. 109 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,000 Of course she didn't buy it. She's onto us. I'm telling you. 110 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,440 My God, I'm sweltered here. Then take it off. 111 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,160 I can't take it off. I've nothing underneath it. What, not even a bra? 112 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,320 Jesus, Clare! You've no bra on? Of course I've got a bra on. 113 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,040 I haven't got a bra on. Can everyone please stop saying "bra." 114 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,240 But I can hardly parade about in just my bra. I'm not Madonna. 115 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,480 Isn't that the truth. What's she doing now? 116 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,080 Reading her book. 117 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,600 Now she's looking at the woman beside her. 118 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,160 Now she's getting up. 119 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,920 Now she's coming this way. 120 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,200 Now she's standing right in front of us. 121 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,520 What is he doing? Now she's asking me. Stop talking, James. 122 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,360 I want to sit here. What? Why? 123 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,760 Well, you're just such wonderful company, girls, what with 124 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,080 your stimulating conversation and your razor sharp wit. 125 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,400 Really? No, not really. The woman next to me is eating 126 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,280 an egg and onion sandwich and the smell of it 127 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,760 is enough to turn an orange march. 128 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,160 Christ, but this is heavy. Sister, no, let me. 129 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,800 What have you got in here, girls? It's not ours! 130 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,200 Not yours? 131 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,560 We've never see it before in our lives. Have we, girls? 132 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,120 Never. Nope. 133 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,760 Excuse me, everyone! Can I have your attention, please? 134 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,240 Does anyone own this red suitcase? 135 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,040 No. Now, let me be clear, 136 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,720 no-one can claim this bag, is that correct? 137 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,840 That's correct. 138 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,080 I think we've got a code red on our hands. 139 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,920 Driver, pull over! 140 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,840 In position. Examining suspect device now. 141 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,040 Sweet Jesus. Aye, this isn't great. 142 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,240 Ach, it's not that big a deal. They're going to blow up 143 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,600 an entire suitcase of vodka, Michelle! I know, animals. 144 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,440 Their wee beekeeper costumes are so cracker. 145 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,120 You're unbelievable! 146 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,800 This is so itchy now! Don't blame me! Blame the Milk Tray man. 147 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,560 This is really serious, Michelle! People have gone to jail for less. 148 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,960 Why is this place so mental? That's enough, James. 149 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,320 You have serious fucking anger management issues, do you know that. 150 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,640 33 Bravo this is 31 Alpha, over. 151 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,400 I hear you. Over. 152 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,240 All clear here. Over. 153 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,080 Roger. Let's pack it up. Over. 154 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,640 Powerful smell of vodka down here. Over. 155 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,880 Vodka, did he say? 156 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,640 Interesting. 157 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,240 OK, we need to go. 158 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,320 We need a better plan, Michelle! This is a great plan. 159 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,920 We cannot walk to Belfast! How far can it be? 160 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,680 Have you ever seen Northern Ireland on a map? It's fucking tiny. 161 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,880 I have to say I'm not overly keen on being out in the open like this. 162 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,600 Just because of the whole "There's a polar bear on the loose 163 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,080 "that could maul us to death" thing! It can try! 164 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,320 Is it just me, or is that Gypsy an absolute ride? 165 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,400 Michelle! You cannot say that! What? They're called Travellers now. 166 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,680 You can't say Gypsy any more, it's insulting. Is it? 167 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,440 Yes. Yes, it is. Really? Who are they? 168 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,880 They're just people, James, they're just people 169 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,560 that are exactly like us. Except different. Yes. No! 170 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,360 That's actually racist, Orla. No, it's not. They are different. 171 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,600 They're not. They live in caravans, for a start. 172 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,760 I wish I lived in a caravan. Me too. Caravan's are class. 173 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,760 Could you all stop being so racist, please? 174 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,240 I'm a bit scared of them. Is that racist? Yes. 175 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,240 Very much so. Is "gypsy" even a race? Traveller! 176 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,560 How'ya, girls. Well, hello, there. Hi. Good afternoon, Sir. 177 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,880 "Sir?" What the fuck, Clare? Hey! Hold on! What does he want? 178 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:00,400 I dunno. I'm talking to you! Just walk on. Hey! Are you deaf or what? 179 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,680 Keep your heads down and keep walking. Get back here! 180 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,560 Faster, walk faster. Am I going to have to come after ya, am I? 181 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,760 Jesus Christ, he's following us. Holy fuck! Run! What? 182 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,320 He's obviously a psychopath! Run! 183 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:20,400 He looks fucking raging. I don't want to die! I don't want to die! 184 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,040 This is some craic, isn't it? Holy shit, they're fast! 185 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,720 Get off! What? Back off, you heard me, I'm not messing around 186 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,120 with this thing. We mean you no harm, Sir. 187 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,440 Seriously, Clare, the "sir" thing, just pack it in. 188 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,000 Why are you being so weird? 189 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,560 Why are you chasing us? 190 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,080 Because you dropped this. 191 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,120 That's my purse. 192 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,840 Why did you think we were chasing you? 193 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:49,040 Right, I see, we're travellers which means we're psychopaths? 194 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,960 You were right, Erin. Shut up, Orla. 195 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,480 We run after people and beat them up for no fecking reason. 196 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,400 No, look, that isn't. We're travellers, 197 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,480 so we're obviously violent. No, not at all. 198 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:02,400 Listen, we have huge respect for you and your people. 199 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,480 You've such a strong sense of community 200 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,640 and such wonderful, traditional values. 201 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,120 These lads bothering you, girls? Yes, yes, they are. 202 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:14,600 They're fucking madmen. They're going to kill us. Help us, please! 203 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,080 Jump in. 204 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,000 Arseholes. 205 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:38,780 We're totally set. 206 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,900 Have you ever actually met them, Rita? Take That? 207 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:45,100 No, I can't stand them, if I'm being honest, 208 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:47,420 but their fans are so thick they'll buy any old shite. 209 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,860 Present company included. I think you mean excluded. 210 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,220 Naw. Naw, I don't. I see. 211 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,260 Pop music isn't really my thing, truth be told. 212 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,700 It's all so fucking soulless. Nah. I'm a classical head, all the way, 213 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,980 but I've been banned from trading at Glyndebourne ever since 214 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:02,020 I absolutely battered that Pavarotti fan. 215 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,380 And when I say I battered, I mean intellectually, like. 216 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,220 I did kick the shit out of him as well! 217 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,500 Pavo's La Boheme is very muscular, 218 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,620 but for purity of tone you simply cannot fault Bocelli. 219 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,020 I mean, listen to that, girls. 220 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,060 Pass us a can there. 221 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:17,820 A can of? 222 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,580 Beer. I see. 223 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:22,980 Alcoholic beer. 224 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:28,860 That's fucking beautiful. While driving. OK. Fine. Good. 225 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:32,860 I mean, what a fucking instrument! Glorious! 226 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,060 Any idea what the speed limit is around here? 227 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:40,300 "Robie!?" Close your eyes, girls, and soak it up! 228 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:42,140 Sure. Of course. 229 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,820 But maybe you could soak it up with your eyes open and, 230 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:45,940 you know, on the road? 231 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:16,740 Erin, what are we going to do? I don't know! She's fucking mental! 232 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,900 She's spelt Robbie wrong on every single T-shirt! What?! 233 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,620 How are we going to break it to her? 234 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:23,780 That's what you're worried about, Clare? At this very second? 235 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:27,460 That's what's concerning you, a spelling mistake? I find it disturbing, Erin. 236 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,180 I tell you what, girls, I don't believe in God but, see, if I did... 237 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,980 She's lost the plot. ..that's what he would sound like! 238 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,660 We should have took our chances with the Gypsies. Travellers! 239 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,980 Jesus Christ! What was that? 240 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,100 Did we hit something? 241 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,020 My God, it's the polar bear! 242 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,700 Not again. Get it shifted, girls. 243 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,620 This is rank. Why are we doing it? 244 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:59,057 Because Rita told us to and I'm scared of her, Clare! 245 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:00,380 I'm very, very scared of her! 246 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,900 Why's it so heavy? Aren't they meant to be 90% wool? 247 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:05,340 Just put your back into it! The sooner this is done, 248 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:08,060 the sooner we're back in that van and on our way to see Robbie. 249 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,420 Robie! I mean, it so obviously doesn't look right. 250 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,620 I am not getting back in that van, Michelle. 251 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,420 The woman is a maniac. We've come this far. 252 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,580 We're not turning back 253 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,940 Jesus Christ! 254 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,140 What is it? I just put my hand on its hole! 255 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,460 Fuck this, let's just make James do it, the lazy bastard. 256 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,500 Totally. Good idea. 257 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,220 Where is James? 258 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,940 ..he doesn't have any other friends... 259 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:41,500 Will you shut the fuck up?! 260 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,800 OK. So, as far as I can make out, 261 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,160 you think you left this James character with the Gypsies? - Travellers. 262 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,460 The small annoying one thinks we should go back for him because..? 263 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,340 They were so angry with us. He could be in real danger, Rita. 264 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,000 And the mouthy curly one thinks we shouldn't because..? 265 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,800 - He's a dickhead, Rita. - See, it's tricky. 266 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:02,340 Come on, Michelle! If we go back for him we'll miss the start of the concert. 267 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:05,660 But he's your cousin. Who hasn't lost a cousin or two in their time? 268 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,980 OK, OK, so who agrees with Tiny Tears, who thinks we should go back? 269 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:14,300 Orla! I like James, I like Take That more. 270 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:16,980 Make a fucking decision, I've T shirts to flog! 271 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:20,180 Come on, girls, it's Take That we're talking about. 272 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:21,220 I know, it's just... 273 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,940 You said it yourself Erin, the greats don't come here. 274 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:26,180 We never got to see Bros, New Kids on The Block 275 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,740 Right Said Fred. 276 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,500 Let's not add Take That to the list. 277 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,820 We can't turn back. There's too much at stake. 278 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,300 James has the tickets. 279 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,420 Despite John Hume's optimism earlier today, 280 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,900 the DUP leader, Ian Paisley, 281 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,660 has said that under no circumstances will his party sit at the same 282 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,940 table as Sinn Fein, making all party talks impossible. 283 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:47,580 I can't take it any more. 284 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,580 All these false promises. 285 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,260 Waiting week after week, 286 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,820 hoping today might be the day, only to be disappointed. 287 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,500 Don't upset yourself, love. It's just a wheelie bin. 288 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:57,980 It'll change my life, Gerry. 289 00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:00,180 And Strabane's had them for months. 290 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:03,820 I mean, what's going on there? Who's pulling the strings for Strabane? 291 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,300 I mean, it's against the Trades Description Act. 292 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,940 The label said mahogany. Sure, that's barely oak. 293 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,100 Jesus, but I'm fuming, so I am. 294 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,980 He's gaining ground. 295 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,100 What? The polar bear. 296 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,900 Margo Murphy's niece just saw him 297 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,580 outside the Abrakebabra in Coleraine, apparently. 298 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,060 That close? I'll get the holy water. 299 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,300 Sarah, buzz Michelle's mother there, tell her we need our wains back. 300 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,660 I will surely, Daddy. 301 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,940 Then we'll barricade the front door, and if worst comes to worst, 302 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,780 Jim across the road lent me his tranquiliser gun. Nobody's picking up. 303 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:35,460 Why does Jim across the road have a tranquilizer gun? 304 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,180 His brother had an awful lot of bother with devil worshippers. 305 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:41,980 Excuse me? Aye, they sent up camp on his farm and he couldn't shift them 306 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,620 for love nor money, so Jim bought a couple of guns and just... 307 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:47,180 What? Shot them? Aye. I think it worked, you know? 308 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,460 I imagine it would, yeah. 309 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:51,020 I'm not convinced they were devil worshippers, you know? 310 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,900 Sure their hair had never seen a brush 311 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,980 and they were head to toe in tie dye, Mary. 312 00:15:55,420 --> 00:16:00,380 Jesus Christ! OK, I think we all just need to take a moment. 313 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,180 Don't answer! 314 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,340 That might be him! That might be the polar bear! 315 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,060 Yeah, because they're known for their impeccable manners. 316 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,405 They might come into your house and rip your throat out, 317 00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:11,900 but they'll knock on the door first. 318 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,380 Could you please stop pointing that thing at me, Joe? 319 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,420 Da... 320 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,100 Och, Geraldine. 321 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,460 I hope you don't mind, your front door was open. 322 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,100 Can you believe this bloody polar bear? 323 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,940 We're at our wits end over at our place. It's desperate, so it is. 324 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,300 Mary? Gerry? 325 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,980 'mon in Deidre love, it's open. 326 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,700 Can you credit this arsehole? 327 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,780 He's going to hold this whole town hostage, you mark my words. 328 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,060 He's an evil bastard, Deidre. 329 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,340 Look, I just want to get my two back home if that's all right, Mary. 330 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:42,140 Aye, same here. You wouldn't mind getting Clare for me? 331 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:43,980 What are you talking about? Ssh! Listen. 332 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,460 A polar bear that escaped from Belfast Zoo 333 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,220 this morning has been recaptured. 334 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,860 A group of firefighters who were helping with the search 335 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,860 discovered the animal close to the A6 between 336 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,420 Belfast and Londonderry, feasting on a sheep carcass. 337 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,460 Thank God for that. 338 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,380 I better leave Jim's gun back, so. 339 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:06,500 Michelle, James and Clare, did they tell you they were coming round here? 340 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,540 Aye. That's right. 341 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,700 The wee feckers! 342 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,260 What are you playing at? Get in the van, fucko! 343 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,940 Does not have to if you don't want to, James. 344 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:40,460 With all due respect, this has got nothing to do with you. 345 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,460 The way you treat this fella is disgraceful. 346 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,380 What's going on, James? 347 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:49,060 Jonjo and the lads, well, they just get me, 348 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,020 and it turns out I'm a really good salesman. 349 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,580 He's a natural. 350 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,380 So what? You're a Gypsy now? Traveller! 351 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,580 Actually, Gypsy's fine. I knew it! 352 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:58,860 Let's get a move on! 353 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,460 Right, get in the van. Come on. 354 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,380 And do not test me, cos we've already missed PJ and Duncan. 355 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,420 Is that who was supporting them? Aye. Aw, I really like them! 356 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,100 I'm not leaving, Michelle. Not even for Gary Barlow? 357 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,100 I don't really rate him as a songwriter, you know? 358 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,940 I'm sorry, Jonjo, 359 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,940 but you've just crossed the line there. 360 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:29,260 "Sure" by Take That 361 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,380 My Michelle's going to be wishing she was mauled to death 362 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,980 by that thing when I get my hands on her. 363 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,580 I don't know what to do any more. 364 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,060 I mean, they say that all teenagers are a bit rebellious 365 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,460 but Clare's off the scale. She's basically a delinquent. 366 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,500 Have you considered adoption, Geraldine? 367 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,780 She's 16, Sarah. Sure, she's past the cut-off. 368 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:51,260 And finally, amazing scenes in The King's Hall this evening 369 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,260 as the British pop sensations Take That 370 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,620 play their first ever Northern Irish concert. 371 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,260 Look, girls, we just need some cold, hard proof 372 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,620 they went to that concert. 373 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,780 And then, by Christ, they won't know what's hit them. 31818

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