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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:01,445 Whoo-hoo! 2 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:02,795 My parents rarely went away, 3 00:00:02,820 --> 00:00:05,394 but when they did, we took full advantage. 4 00:00:05,419 --> 00:00:08,145 Whoa! 5 00:00:09,203 --> 00:00:11,103 Coming through! 6 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,255 I overindulged in TV viewing... 7 00:00:13,358 --> 00:00:14,991 game shows, Westerns, sitcoms... 8 00:00:15,093 --> 00:00:17,927 putting all my imaginary TV friends through their paces. 9 00:00:18,029 --> 00:00:19,929 Dance for me, monkeys. 10 00:00:20,031 --> 00:00:21,364 You should take a break. 11 00:00:21,466 --> 00:00:22,431 You've been glued to that box 12 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:23,865 since Mom and Dad left on Friday. 13 00:00:23,901 --> 00:00:26,858 You're a regular Joseph Benti from Channel Seven News. 14 00:00:26,953 --> 00:00:29,397 Now here's Dr. George Fischbeck with the weather. 15 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:31,100 Can I watch my show now? 16 00:00:31,166 --> 00:00:32,465 Go to hell. 17 00:00:33,931 --> 00:00:35,197 Hm. 18 00:00:35,299 --> 00:00:37,918 I'm guessing I'm the only one who chose to attend Sunday mass? 19 00:00:37,981 --> 00:00:41,482 I got up and went to the 6:30... had my pick of the pews. 20 00:00:41,507 --> 00:00:42,558 And what are you guys gonna say 21 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:43,952 when Mom and Dad ask if you went? 22 00:00:44,054 --> 00:00:45,286 Can I see that for a second? 23 00:00:45,355 --> 00:00:47,655 "Look, Mom, I brought home a church bulletin." 24 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:50,525 What in the Sam Hill?! 25 00:00:50,627 --> 00:00:51,693 What's up? 26 00:00:51,795 --> 00:00:54,262 What's up is Mom and Dad will be home any minute, 27 00:00:54,364 --> 00:00:57,365 and this kitchen is a sty in which pigs would live! 28 00:00:57,467 --> 00:00:58,700 A pig sty? 29 00:00:58,802 --> 00:01:01,069 Saying the words I just said in a different order 30 00:01:01,171 --> 00:01:03,171 doesn't make this place any less like a dump 31 00:01:03,273 --> 00:01:04,572 in which garbage is kept. 32 00:01:04,674 --> 00:01:05,974 You're right. If Mom and Dad see this, 33 00:01:06,042 --> 00:01:08,743 they won't hug us and tell us they love us anymore. 34 00:01:12,983 --> 00:01:14,749 Don't you dare add to this mess. 35 00:01:14,851 --> 00:01:16,317 There's a cockroach on that dish. 36 00:01:16,419 --> 00:01:17,518 Aah! 37 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:21,122 What'd you do that for?! 38 00:01:21,224 --> 00:01:22,357 I was helping! 39 00:01:22,459 --> 00:01:23,725 We're smashing stuff? 40 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,026 Cool. 41 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,427 Stop it! 42 00:01:26,529 --> 00:01:28,029 The bug's out here now! 43 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,333 - There he is! - Stomp him! 44 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:35,103 Bug, one... you guys, zero. 45 00:01:35,205 --> 00:01:36,504 I don't see him anymore. 46 00:01:36,606 --> 00:01:39,374 Uh, he's on your head. 47 00:01:39,476 --> 00:01:40,842 Hold still! 48 00:01:42,178 --> 00:01:44,612 Got him. 49 00:01:44,681 --> 00:01:45,690 Yeah. 50 00:01:45,715 --> 00:01:47,215 Whoo, that little guy runs fast. 51 00:01:47,317 --> 00:01:49,250 I like him. I like him a lot! 52 00:01:49,352 --> 00:01:51,986 Because he's so fast, I'm gonna name him Mitch. 53 00:01:52,088 --> 00:01:53,488 That makes no sense. 54 00:01:53,590 --> 00:01:54,589 None at all! 55 00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:56,224 Now, the only question is, 56 00:01:56,292 --> 00:01:57,392 what's the funnest way to kill him? 57 00:01:57,494 --> 00:01:59,494 Cockroaches are remarkable creatures. 58 00:01:59,596 --> 00:02:00,962 Did you know they can live for a week 59 00:02:01,064 --> 00:02:02,130 with their head chopped off? 60 00:02:02,232 --> 00:02:03,398 I have my answer. 61 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,233 Please don't decapitate Mitch! 62 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,567 What choice do I have? 63 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:08,870 Lawrence was talking about a bar near Santa Anita 64 00:02:08,972 --> 00:02:10,538 where they hold cockroach races. 65 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,740 Fastest roach wins a $50 prize. 66 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:15,605 What's a filthy cockroach gonna do with $50? 67 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:18,746 It's your lucky day, bug. 68 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,949 You get to live just long enough to earn me some righteous coin. 69 00:02:22,052 --> 00:02:23,484 Mom and Dad just pulled up! 70 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:26,087 I should probably go change the baby's diaper. 71 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,822 Did you miss me, Mama? 72 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:28,923 What do you think? 73 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:31,459 I missed you, too! 74 00:02:33,229 --> 00:02:36,230 Against all odds, the house is still standing. 75 00:02:36,299 --> 00:02:38,868 The fact that we're happy to come home to this seems sad. 76 00:02:38,915 --> 00:02:40,361 Look at this pig sty. 77 00:02:40,386 --> 00:02:42,204 It's like a garbage dump. 78 00:02:43,106 --> 00:02:44,305 How long you been watching that? 79 00:02:44,399 --> 00:02:45,406 I just turned it on. 80 00:02:45,508 --> 00:02:48,009 The bowl of wax fruit is melting. 81 00:02:48,078 --> 00:02:49,577 You're done. 82 00:02:55,518 --> 00:02:57,685 The baby seems okay, but they all look the same. 83 00:02:57,787 --> 00:02:59,353 Kids could've switched him out, and we'd never know. 84 00:02:59,456 --> 00:03:01,656 They were returning from a church-sanctioned weekend 85 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:03,324 to strengthen Catholic marriages 86 00:03:03,426 --> 00:03:05,193 run by a bunch of men who'd never been married. 87 00:03:05,295 --> 00:03:06,627 Hey, how'd Marriage Encounter go? 88 00:03:06,663 --> 00:03:08,029 Did you guys deepen your relationship 89 00:03:08,098 --> 00:03:09,297 with each other and God? 90 00:03:09,332 --> 00:03:11,733 Well, hard to say, but there was a waffle bar. 91 00:03:11,768 --> 00:03:12,967 Five different kinds of syrup. 92 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:14,135 Your dad embarrassed himself. 93 00:03:14,204 --> 00:03:15,503 I went a little crazy. 94 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:17,138 The best part, the food, the room, 95 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,773 all beautifully free 96 00:03:18,842 --> 00:03:20,608 thanks to the Shipleys pulling out at the last minute 97 00:03:20,677 --> 00:03:21,709 'cause their dumb kid broke his leg. 98 00:03:21,778 --> 00:03:22,877 The skateboard they got him for Christmas 99 00:03:22,979 --> 00:03:24,312 ended up being a gift for us. 100 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,748 So I'm guessing you skipped the empathy exercises. 101 00:03:26,816 --> 00:03:27,915 Oh, no. We went to that one. 102 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:29,584 Got a, uh, free pen. 103 00:03:29,652 --> 00:03:30,918 Ah, you can sign that kid's cast. 104 00:03:30,987 --> 00:03:32,653 "Thanks for the weekend in Malibu, you klutz!" 105 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,390 You know, your marriage might have benefited 106 00:03:35,391 --> 00:03:36,991 from some honest examination. 107 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:39,127 Don't be an idiot. Our marriage is a rock... 108 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:40,228 a rock you don't want to look under. 109 00:03:40,296 --> 00:03:42,163 Same reason we don't go to the dentist. 110 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,265 You know who took all the exercises seriously? 111 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:46,801 - Wendi's parents. - Whoa, that was a firework show. 112 00:03:46,836 --> 00:03:48,936 You do not want to ask Janelle Falkenberry 113 00:03:49,005 --> 00:03:50,538 what makes her feel "not heard." 114 00:03:50,607 --> 00:03:51,706 I'll tell you where she was heard... 115 00:03:51,775 --> 00:03:52,840 all the way to Catalina. 116 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:54,208 Oh, and Wendi's dad 117 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:56,544 boo-hooing like he was watching "Brian's Song." 118 00:03:56,613 --> 00:03:58,346 And then, he drove off without her. 119 00:03:58,448 --> 00:03:59,947 And without his free pen. 120 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:02,950 Last time we saw Wendi's mom, she was hitch-hiking along PCH. 121 00:04:03,052 --> 00:04:04,018 You didn't pick her up? 122 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,120 My policy is my policy. 123 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,456 Oh. 124 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:09,857 Hi there, Wendi. 125 00:04:11,027 --> 00:04:13,261 Your dad forgot his pen. 126 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:25,467 This bug is a thoroughbred! 127 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:29,216 Look at you having feelings for another living thing. 128 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:30,511 There's no feelings. 129 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:32,780 I look at this bug, I see dollar signs. 130 00:04:32,849 --> 00:04:34,282 I want to race him at the bar you go to. 131 00:04:34,384 --> 00:04:35,450 You're 14. 132 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:37,919 I've got an I.D. that says I'm 33 with five kids. 133 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:39,354 Why would that be on an I.D.? 134 00:04:39,422 --> 00:04:40,955 Now you sound like the bouncer at Chug-a-Lug's. 135 00:04:41,024 --> 00:04:42,991 I mean, you're not 21. How do you get into McSorley's? 136 00:04:43,093 --> 00:04:45,226 Well, the first time I went, I was a seminarian. 137 00:04:45,295 --> 00:04:46,928 And it's one of those old-school Irish places 138 00:04:46,997 --> 00:04:48,096 where everyone's got a fun nickname, 139 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:50,098 like "Sully" or "Violent Alcoholic." 140 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,900 So you show up in a collar, they roll out the red carpet. 141 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:54,268 Although McSorley's is more 142 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,471 of a vomit-soaked piece of cardboard. 143 00:04:56,539 --> 00:04:58,439 But you still put on your God threads and go. 144 00:04:58,541 --> 00:04:59,874 Yeah, every once in a while. 145 00:04:59,943 --> 00:05:00,908 I like it! 146 00:05:01,011 --> 00:05:02,677 Father Larry's got a taste for the hooch. 147 00:05:02,779 --> 00:05:04,045 No, it's not like that. 148 00:05:04,114 --> 00:05:07,015 It's, uh... there's a waitress that works there, Fiona. 149 00:05:07,117 --> 00:05:09,417 Ah, that's what you've got a taste for. 150 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:12,220 - Look who's suddenly interesting. - Yeah. 151 00:05:12,288 --> 00:05:14,122 I can't help you get into McSorley's. 152 00:05:14,224 --> 00:05:16,324 But maybe think about joining the seminary, Joe. 153 00:05:16,393 --> 00:05:17,625 How would I explain that 154 00:05:17,649 --> 00:05:18,942 to my five kids?! 155 00:05:22,098 --> 00:05:25,133 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 156 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,840 "I forgive you, my son." 157 00:05:27,837 --> 00:05:30,038 My TV binge of the previous weekend was just a warm-up 158 00:05:30,106 --> 00:05:33,174 for the big event... the annual Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon, 159 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:35,710 or "The Thon," as cool people like me called it. 160 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:37,145 You know, I don't care for the French, 161 00:05:37,247 --> 00:05:39,647 but they're right about this guy. 162 00:05:39,716 --> 00:05:42,016 20 hours featuring the best of Vegas, Broadway, 163 00:05:42,085 --> 00:05:43,351 and some animal acts 164 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:45,219 which I now feel complicit for enjoying. 165 00:05:45,255 --> 00:05:47,622 Who knew orangutans don't ride tricycles voluntarily? 166 00:05:47,691 --> 00:05:50,158 It was a big, gaudy schmaltz-fest, 167 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:52,544 and I suckled it like a calf on a teat. 168 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,095 Dad, can I take the car? 169 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,364 Don't hit anybody. My insurance is high enough. 170 00:05:56,433 --> 00:05:59,467 And, listen, if Wendi calls, you don't know where I went. 171 00:05:59,536 --> 00:06:00,735 I don't know where you went. 172 00:06:00,804 --> 00:06:02,170 My leather-crafting class. 173 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:04,238 Oh, make me a pair of wingtips. 174 00:06:04,307 --> 00:06:05,339 Where's that one off to? 175 00:06:05,442 --> 00:06:06,541 He's got leather class. 176 00:06:06,643 --> 00:06:07,675 Since when? 177 00:06:07,777 --> 00:06:09,177 He should be over there comforting Wendi. 178 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,112 Poor girl's parents just split up. 179 00:06:11,181 --> 00:06:12,914 Her dad moved to Phoenix or Portland or... 180 00:06:13,016 --> 00:06:15,016 Mr. Falkenberry moved to Provo, Utah. 181 00:06:15,118 --> 00:06:16,384 I knew it was a "P" town. 182 00:06:16,453 --> 00:06:17,985 You know what? I should be headed to P town. 183 00:06:18,054 --> 00:06:19,854 I drank like a gallon of root beer. 184 00:06:19,923 --> 00:06:22,457 Oh, if Wendi calls, we don't know where Eddie went. 185 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:24,726 - He's lying to her? - No, honey, we are. 186 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:25,827 But only if she calls. 187 00:06:25,895 --> 00:06:26,961 I will not be an accomplice 188 00:06:27,063 --> 00:06:28,963 to whatever Italian-style philandering 189 00:06:29,065 --> 00:06:30,498 Eddie's trying to inflict on that girl. 190 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,600 What philandering? He's making some shoes. 191 00:06:32,669 --> 00:06:35,169 Oh, Mike, sometimes I wonder if you live in the real world. 192 00:06:35,238 --> 00:06:37,572 - I should call Wendi right now. - No, don't do that. 193 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,574 Whatever Eddie's doing, he has his reasons. 194 00:06:39,676 --> 00:06:41,976 I trust him more than I trust Wendi. 195 00:06:42,078 --> 00:06:43,811 A little too self-assured, that one... 196 00:06:43,913 --> 00:06:46,080 all pretty and bright. 197 00:06:46,182 --> 00:06:47,448 The very fact that she's with Eddie 198 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:48,783 makes me wonder what she's up to. 199 00:06:48,818 --> 00:06:50,718 Well, I suspect there's some self-esteem issues there. 200 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,386 - She is coming from a broken home. - Mm. 201 00:06:52,489 --> 00:06:54,155 Plus, living alone in that house with Janelle 202 00:06:54,224 --> 00:06:55,490 can't be a bowl of cherries. 203 00:06:55,592 --> 00:06:57,525 Mrs. Falkenberry isn't living with Wendi. 204 00:06:57,594 --> 00:06:59,827 She just started graduate school at UC Riverside 205 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:00,995 to study ornithology. 206 00:07:01,097 --> 00:07:02,096 Where do you get all this stuff? 207 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:03,164 I'm their paperboy. 208 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:04,665 We ask a lot of intrusive questions 209 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:06,434 when people try to cancel their subscriptions. 210 00:07:06,503 --> 00:07:07,735 Okay, scram. It's bedtime. 211 00:07:07,804 --> 00:07:09,137 B-But it's "The Thon"! 212 00:07:09,205 --> 00:07:10,938 Come on, Mom, it's for Jerry's Kids. 213 00:07:11,007 --> 00:07:12,306 I barely care about my kids. 214 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,975 Beat it! 215 00:07:14,069 --> 00:07:15,240 Hey. 216 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:16,577 You see what's going on here? 217 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:19,280 No mom, no dad... Wendi's living there unsupervised. 218 00:07:19,349 --> 00:07:22,049 And you wanted to send Eddie over there to comfort her. 219 00:07:22,118 --> 00:07:23,885 It's a good thing he's at that leather class. 220 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,597 There is no leather class, you rube! 221 00:07:25,656 --> 00:07:27,889 Let's not use language we're gonna regret, Peg. 222 00:07:32,061 --> 00:07:33,895 Why are you dressed like a train conductor? 223 00:07:33,963 --> 00:07:37,398 I've been having a really fun adventure today, all by myself. 224 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,699 I'm going back out there. 225 00:07:38,768 --> 00:07:40,968 Uh, Mom made it pretty clear she wanted us gone. 226 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:42,103 You don't get it, William. 227 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:43,971 With the telethon, anything can happen... 228 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,440 a historic reunion between Jerry and Dean, 229 00:07:46,543 --> 00:07:48,509 Mitzi Gaynor performing with the cast of "Pippin." 230 00:07:48,578 --> 00:07:49,944 I mean, if I miss that, what will I talk about 231 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:51,279 with the kids at school? 232 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:53,414 Mom and Dad are in there discussing grown-up stuff. 233 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,715 Who cares what they're discussing, 234 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:56,083 as long as they keep it down so I can hear 235 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:58,252 the comedy stylings of Willie Tyler and Lester. 236 00:07:59,489 --> 00:08:01,322 - Want to play checkers? - Wish I could, 237 00:08:01,391 --> 00:08:03,573 but the 7:20 to Bakersfield is late. 238 00:08:03,598 --> 00:08:04,673 Don't you see? 239 00:08:04,674 --> 00:08:06,737 Eddie's not lying to Wendi... he's lying to us! 240 00:08:06,784 --> 00:08:07,940 Those two are probably doing laps 241 00:08:07,964 --> 00:08:09,697 in the Falkenberrys' waterbed as we speak. 242 00:08:09,766 --> 00:08:11,933 - We need to get over there. - No, no, no. 243 00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:13,501 If you're wrong, you're just gonna bust open 244 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:15,503 whatever secret Eddie is hiding from Wendi. 245 00:08:15,605 --> 00:08:16,704 And if you're right, 246 00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:18,706 we're walking in on two redheads on a waterbed. 247 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,208 You want to see that? I don't. 248 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:21,676 Well, somebody's got to drive me. 249 00:08:21,778 --> 00:08:22,877 At your service, Mom. 250 00:08:22,946 --> 00:08:25,479 Frank, you're unbearable. 251 00:08:25,582 --> 00:08:27,381 Let's go. 252 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,621 Is your sister still, uh, fooling around like... 253 00:08:35,825 --> 00:08:37,768 She had me over. Wait a second. 254 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:40,161 And after he passed, I missed him so much. 255 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:42,763 And then, one day, this little bird appeared in my yard. 256 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:45,366 He just sat there and watched me while I was working. 257 00:08:45,468 --> 00:08:47,034 And I would swear to Christ 258 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:49,437 that sparrow was the spirit of my dead dad. 259 00:08:49,539 --> 00:08:52,506 Is that even remotely possible, Father? 260 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,775 I'd have to see the bird to know for sure, 261 00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:57,211 but I-I'd be shocked if it wasn't your dad. 262 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,779 That's what I told my wife. 263 00:08:58,882 --> 00:09:01,649 She said reincarnation was more of a Hindu thing. 264 00:09:01,718 --> 00:09:03,484 The Church is adding new stuff all the time. 265 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:05,920 I mean, the Pope hasn't gone wide with that one yet, 266 00:09:05,989 --> 00:09:07,221 - but you'll be hearing about it. - Oh. 267 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:08,823 I have a question for you, Father. 268 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:11,692 Why do you look so young for a priest? 269 00:09:11,794 --> 00:09:12,793 Will you excuse us? 270 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,629 - Sure. - Thanks. 271 00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:15,997 I knew I'd find you here. 272 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:18,566 You should not have told that guy his father was a bird. 273 00:09:18,635 --> 00:09:20,668 Isn't it our job to give people comfort through nonsense? 274 00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:22,303 It's not either of our jobs. 275 00:09:22,405 --> 00:09:24,238 These are on the house, padres. 276 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,007 You just being here makes the rest of these animals 277 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:28,242 less handsy. 278 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,111 Always nice seeing you, Father Lawrence. 279 00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:32,847 Yeah, it's, uh... it's really nice to see you, too, Fiona. 280 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:35,883 I am taking you out of here before you embarrass both of us. 281 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:38,119 I've got these yokels totally snowed. 282 00:09:38,221 --> 00:09:39,854 I'm marrying that couple on Saturday. 283 00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:41,756 Then I'll just have to tell everyone you're not a priest. 284 00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:44,425 I could do the same to you, starting with Fiona. 285 00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:46,493 Mellow out. We've got a race to win. 286 00:09:47,597 --> 00:09:49,597 Look at the fire in his eyes. 287 00:09:49,699 --> 00:09:51,732 I believe his eyes are on the other end. 288 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,067 Well then, he's got fire in his butt. 289 00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:54,902 Either way, he's gonna go fast. 290 00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:58,280 Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. 291 00:09:59,472 --> 00:10:01,726 No, I only needed you to drive. You can wait in the car. 292 00:10:01,796 --> 00:10:03,626 I-I feel I would be more helpful backing you up 293 00:10:03,697 --> 00:10:06,337 on the scene, i-in case things go sideways. 294 00:10:06,423 --> 00:10:08,141 You know how you can really be helpful? 295 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:09,809 And I'm not just making up busy work to get rid of you 296 00:10:09,878 --> 00:10:11,712 - 'cause you annoy me. - Understood. 297 00:10:11,798 --> 00:10:13,408 You go around the house and cover the back door. 298 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:14,930 In case they make a run for it. 299 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:17,065 Smart! 300 00:10:19,503 --> 00:10:21,793 Mrs. Cleary. I wasn't expecting you. 301 00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:23,134 No, you weren't. 302 00:10:23,214 --> 00:10:24,673 I wanted to give your mother a casserole, 303 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:27,436 so I brought it here because here is where she lives. 304 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,022 Wow. 305 00:10:29,947 --> 00:10:32,314 A can of mushroom soup and green beans? 306 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,715 Want me to chew it for her, too? 307 00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:35,617 I am in position! 308 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,642 - What's that? - A reminder that I really need 309 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:39,321 a driver's license. 310 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:42,157 Huh. I heard something. 311 00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:44,225 Eddie wouldn't be here, by any chance, hm? 312 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,496 Oh, no. But my mother is taking a nap upstairs. 313 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,097 Uh, sometimes she talks in her sleep. 314 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:50,432 Oh. Does she say, "I'm Eddie. 315 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,733 I hope my mom doesn't find me"? 316 00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:53,568 Mrs. Cleary, I told you Eddie's not here. 317 00:10:53,637 --> 00:10:56,605 Well, sometimes I think he's not home, and then... boom! 318 00:10:56,673 --> 00:10:58,506 Unfortunately, there he is. 319 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,208 - Uh... Hm. - So, just to be sure... 320 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,043 Eddie! 321 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,012 I brought your favorite baseball card! 322 00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,715 Dick Allen with the ridiculous sideburns. 323 00:11:06,783 --> 00:11:09,684 I can't believe an adult man goes outside like that. 324 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,586 On the count of three, I'm tearing it to pieces. 325 00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:13,822 - He's really not here. - Hm. 326 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:18,493 One... two... three! 327 00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:21,730 I was wrong. 328 00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:22,897 He's really not here. 329 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,932 Huh. 330 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,433 Which doesn't make a lick of sense, 331 00:11:25,469 --> 00:11:27,569 'cause I know for a fact you're living alone now. 332 00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:29,504 What? 333 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,839 It's true. 334 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,008 My mom decided to let me stay here alone, 335 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,709 just until we sell the house. 336 00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:37,379 Then I have to move in with the nuns at school. 337 00:11:37,414 --> 00:11:39,414 The convent? Oh. 338 00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:41,082 Well, that would be a terrible place for Eddie 339 00:11:41,151 --> 00:11:43,785 to try to hide in the closet! 340 00:11:43,854 --> 00:11:45,253 Yes, I misled you. 341 00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:46,688 But I told you the truth about Eddie. 342 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,823 Wendi, sometimes I lie to get my way, 343 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:50,825 and that's all right because it's me doing it. 344 00:11:50,894 --> 00:11:52,794 But if someone tries to pull the wool over my eyes... 345 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,195 The wool wasn't for your eyes. 346 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,463 It was for Eddie's. 347 00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:57,065 He's the one I'm keeping this a secret from. 348 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:58,800 You're lying to my Eddie? 349 00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:01,536 And you're not just saying that to make me like you more? 350 00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:04,472 Whenever he's over, I just say my mom's napping upstairs. 351 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:05,840 If he knew I was here alone, 352 00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:08,643 he might assume that he can just come here any time 353 00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:10,111 and we'll do stuff. 354 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,480 And I would like to keep control of that situation. 355 00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,949 Honey, you have to. 356 00:12:15,052 --> 00:12:16,618 Men do not have an off switch. 357 00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:18,253 Without women pumpin' the brakes, 358 00:12:18,355 --> 00:12:19,587 they would have never built the pyramids 359 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,756 or that new Montgomery Ward at the Eagle Rock Mall. 360 00:12:21,858 --> 00:12:23,391 So you understand? 361 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:25,560 Of course. 362 00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:27,429 Well, I'm gonna walk home now. 363 00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:28,830 In a couple hours, 364 00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:30,632 open the back door and tell Frank I'm gone. 365 00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:32,033 He'll be in the bushes. 366 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,138 A nice night for racing. 367 00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:38,673 I got a pipe in the ceiling that's leaking, 368 00:12:38,775 --> 00:12:41,009 so, hopefully, he likes a wet track. 369 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,120 Can I get you another drink? 370 00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:44,256 - I'll have... - Just a water, please. 371 00:12:44,281 --> 00:12:45,513 What's the matter, Father? 372 00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:48,116 You hit the Blood of Christ a little hard last night? 373 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,335 I don't understand why you aren't 374 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,422 closing that deal. 375 00:12:50,447 --> 00:12:53,421 - She is a stone fox. - Well, Fiona thinks I'm a priest. 376 00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:54,956 If I ask her out, I'm a sleazeball. 377 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,225 And if I tell her I lied, I'm also a sleazeball. 378 00:12:57,294 --> 00:12:59,861 What about this... you say you're thinking about ditching 379 00:12:59,963 --> 00:13:02,363 the whole priest racket to get it on with her hot bod? 380 00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:04,999 But feel free to snooze it up with the Lawrence-speak. 381 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,634 Fixing old lies with new lies? 382 00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:07,969 That'd be even sleazier. 383 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,504 I mean, look at Mitch here. 384 00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:12,207 People are repulsed by him, but that's their problem. 385 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,142 He eats what he wants, goes where he wants, 386 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,811 and he's probably got a family under every refrigerator in L.A. 387 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,481 Father, is that cockroach story one of the Parables? 388 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,450 No, I'm trying to get you to grow a parables. 389 00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:26,888 - Get me my money! - Are you ready? 390 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:29,224 All roaches and trainers to the starting gate! 391 00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:31,526 - I got to get my bets in. - Final call for bets! 392 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,828 And of course, Wendi's got Eddie completely fooled 393 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,363 'cause she's so much smarter than he is. 394 00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:37,232 Oh, that's gonna be true no matter who he dates. 395 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,633 Well, unless it's the Mullen girl, 396 00:13:38,702 --> 00:13:41,202 the one who ran into that tree limb and now likes to hug a lot. 397 00:13:41,271 --> 00:13:44,038 And you think it's a-okay, Wendi manipulating Eddie? 398 00:13:44,107 --> 00:13:46,374 If it keeps our lummox son from having easy access to her. 399 00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:48,176 I don't want any grandchildren till I'm old enough 400 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,477 so that I don't have to play with them. 401 00:13:49,546 --> 00:13:50,612 She's lying to him, Peg. 402 00:13:50,714 --> 00:13:51,780 But you didn't seem to mind 403 00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:53,248 when you thought he was lying to her. 404 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,383 That was a one-time lie, 405 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,519 the kind men have to do all the time. 406 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:58,987 "Yes, honey, your hair looks nice," 407 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,288 when it really looks like something 408 00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:01,523 constructed by beavers. 409 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,924 But Wendi's lie? 410 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:05,093 That's a whole other megillah. 411 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:08,563 It's sneaky and complicated and female. 412 00:14:08,632 --> 00:14:11,232 And totally justified, if you want the pyramids. 413 00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:12,700 I'm just saying... 414 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,803 she shouldn't be afraid to communicate with Eddie. 415 00:14:14,905 --> 00:14:16,538 "Communicate"? 416 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,373 You were listening at the Marriage Encounter. 417 00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:20,542 You weren't just there for the waffles or the free pens! 418 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,510 - I knew it! - You know, I look at Wendi 419 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,912 leading our son around by the nose, 420 00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:25,713 and it puts me in the mind of you, Peg, 421 00:14:25,816 --> 00:14:26,915 when we were courting. 422 00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:28,283 Yeah, yeah. I was very pretty. 423 00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:30,952 You two have the same female wiles. 424 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:33,888 And me, just a raw kid thinking he had a steady girlfriend, 425 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:36,224 when you had another guy dangling on a string. 426 00:14:36,326 --> 00:14:37,492 What other guy? 427 00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:39,227 You mean Dave Borkowski? 428 00:14:39,329 --> 00:14:41,296 I'm talking about Ray Mulvihill. 429 00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:43,097 Who's Dave Borkowski? 430 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,388 Just a name I read in a book somewhere. 431 00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:45,768 Yeah, well, stay on topic. 432 00:14:45,769 --> 00:14:47,335 I remember when I finally put all the pieces together. 433 00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:48,803 It made me feel foolish. 434 00:14:48,905 --> 00:14:49,971 And feeling foolish 435 00:14:50,073 --> 00:14:51,906 is not the best foundation for a relationship. 436 00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:53,341 More Marriage Encounter hokum. 437 00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:55,510 No, it's not hokum to want to trust the person 438 00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:57,011 you're attempting to spend your life with. 439 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,314 And you don't trust me because I had a few boyfriends? 440 00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:01,716 You said it yourself... I was prettier than Wendi. 441 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,953 Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Cleary. 442 00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:06,521 I picked her up after leather class. 443 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:08,056 We wanted to show you the purse I made. 444 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,991 The big "W" is for "Wendi." 445 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:12,293 Oh, you see? Eddie wasn't hiding anything 446 00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:14,529 except a nice surprise for his girlfriend. 447 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:15,597 Hey, Wendi. 448 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,731 Is there a little pocket in there 449 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,966 for you to keep your secrets? 450 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,901 I also made her mom a cute coin purse. 451 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,936 You need to give her that in person. 452 00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:24,038 Your mom never seems to be awake when I'm around the house. 453 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,274 She'll love it, just like I love my purse. 454 00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:27,475 Do you really love it, Wendi? 455 00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:28,910 She just said she did, Mike. 456 00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:30,578 Or are you taking Eddie for a buggy ride? 457 00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:33,214 - Mike, stop. - Are we going on a buggy ride? 458 00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:34,849 Uh, I don't know what you mean, Mr. Cleary. 459 00:15:34,885 --> 00:15:36,885 Well, when someone isn't honest about one thing, 460 00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:38,620 maybe they're not being honest about lots of stuff. 461 00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:39,888 Okay, after we met, 462 00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,623 I went roller-skating with Dave Borkowski. 463 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,625 - You happy? - Why don't you tell Eddie the truth... 464 00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:44,959 that you're not living with your mother? 465 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,794 I asked him not to spill those beans, but here we go... 466 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,029 beans everywhere. 467 00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:50,064 Your mom isn't there? Why didn't you tell me? 468 00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:53,902 My parents divorcing has been a lot of change to deal with. 469 00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:57,071 I just... didn't want everything changing with us, too... 470 00:15:57,140 --> 00:16:00,441 you seeing me living alone as a chance to speed things up. 471 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,944 - You didn't trust me. - I guess. 472 00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:06,781 Or maybe I didn't trust myself to be responsible. 473 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,517 Well, in a way, I guess this is kind of a relief. 474 00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:10,785 With your mom always napping, 475 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,854 I was starting to get worried about her. 476 00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:17,258 Get your final bets in. 477 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,127 The betting windows are closing. 478 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,728 I'm more excited than I thought I'd be. 479 00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:21,963 It's not so much the race... 480 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,932 it's the pageantry that gets to me. 481 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,900 And they're in the gate. 482 00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:27,168 Hold on! 483 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:29,337 One of our little fellas is getting ahead of himself. 484 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,438 - Get him back in the corral. Oh. - Aww. 485 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,673 False start. 486 00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:33,241 Your little guy is trying to cheat. 487 00:16:33,343 --> 00:16:34,442 Now he's walking kind of funny. 488 00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:36,444 He hurt himself trying to take a head start. 489 00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:38,479 Out of my way! Let me see. 490 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,781 You okay, Mitch? 491 00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:41,215 You'll be all right, little guy. 492 00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:43,184 We've got a late scratch in the first race. 493 00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:47,288 And they're off! "Paparoach" broke well. 494 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,524 It's "Rojo Tuna" and "Roach-el Welch"! 495 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,826 Who's it gonna be, folks? You never know! 496 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,861 Here they come up the straight length. 497 00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:57,149 "Roach-el Welch" with the victory! 498 00:17:01,126 --> 00:17:03,684 Eddie, can you understand 499 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,935 why Wendi was hesitant to tell the truth? 500 00:17:09,056 --> 00:17:10,822 Now's your chance to be heard. 501 00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:12,165 Well... 502 00:17:12,189 --> 00:17:14,134 That's not how they did it at the Marriage Encounter. 503 00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:15,914 How do you know? You weren't even listening. 504 00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,016 I was half-listening so I could make fun of it. 505 00:17:18,094 --> 00:17:19,453 Eddie, just because Wendi's living alone, 506 00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:21,315 it's not an open invitation for you to show up 507 00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:22,500 and slobber all over her. 508 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:23,945 Wendi, lying to a man you care about 509 00:17:24,014 --> 00:17:28,324 is not the best way to start off a, ugh, relationship. 510 00:17:28,363 --> 00:17:30,090 Thank you. 511 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,153 I think Eddie and I have both decided 512 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,279 we can spend time alone at my house 513 00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:37,025 while still being responsible and taking things slow. 514 00:17:37,094 --> 00:17:40,195 Very good open, honest communicating, Wendi. 515 00:17:42,032 --> 00:17:45,200 I can't believe I used those words. 516 00:17:45,268 --> 00:17:48,036 - That weekend wasn't free. - No, it was not. 517 00:17:48,105 --> 00:17:50,805 Meanwhile, back on "The Thon," history was being made... 518 00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:52,974 a once-in-a-generation convergence 519 00:17:53,076 --> 00:17:54,609 comparable to the tectonic plates 520 00:17:54,678 --> 00:17:56,488 which formed the Himalayas. 521 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:58,913 Ladies and gentlemen, John Lennon and Yoko. 522 00:18:00,317 --> 00:18:02,484 Jerry's one of our favorite comedians. 523 00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:04,119 This is your chance to sing! 524 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:09,991 ♪ I'm sayin' ♪ 525 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,339 This happened. 526 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,595 - This actually happened. - Come on, now! 527 00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:16,097 ♪ Give peace a chance ♪ 528 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,599 And I couldn't believe my eyes, 529 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,367 or at least the inside of my eyelids. 530 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:21,503 I fell asleep and missed the whole thing. 531 00:18:25,475 --> 00:18:28,276 ♪ Give peace a chance ♪ 532 00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:31,179 ♪ Give peace a chance ♪ 533 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:34,048 ♪ Give peace a chance ♪ 534 00:18:34,151 --> 00:18:35,750 ♪ Give peace a chance ♪ 535 00:18:35,852 --> 00:18:38,155 Come on, now! Give peace a chance! 536 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,721 A chance! 537 00:18:39,823 --> 00:18:42,023 Well, they totally bought it. 538 00:18:42,092 --> 00:18:44,411 I'd like to think the purse really put us over the top. 539 00:18:44,481 --> 00:18:47,195 - It is so awful. Where did you get it? - At the Woolworth's. 540 00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:48,963 Then I used a lighter to burn in the "W." 541 00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:51,065 So now your mom and dad totally trust us, 542 00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:53,170 and we can be alone and do whatever we want. 543 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,744 Well, you know what I can't stop thinking about? 544 00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:58,006 - It's a buggy ride, isn't it? - Yep. 545 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:00,575 Sorry, buddy. 546 00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:02,076 I pushed you too hard. 547 00:19:02,179 --> 00:19:03,278 If you're interested, Father, 548 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,213 we usually take the losing roaches out back 549 00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,549 and bet on which one the crow eats first. 550 00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:10,418 Considering the bum leg, Mitch would be the favorite. 551 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:13,822 He might not be able to race, but he still has value. 552 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:15,623 I'm gonna put him out to stud. 553 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:19,658 Fiona. 554 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:20,963 Yeah, Father? 555 00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:23,231 I have a confession to make. 556 00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:30,972 I really like you and I'm not a priest. 557 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,274 Reaction? 558 00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:36,110 - I don't know what to say. - You're right. 559 00:19:36,213 --> 00:19:39,514 - I'm a disgusting sleazeball. - Calm down. 560 00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:41,883 In this place, you wouldn't even crack the top 10. 561 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:45,620 I've always thought you were a sweetheart. 562 00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:48,223 And I wouldn't mind doing something about it. 563 00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:49,424 But why'd you think 564 00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:50,725 you had to wear the collar? 565 00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:52,861 'Cause, otherwise, they'd card me. 566 00:19:52,963 --> 00:19:54,462 Because you're...? 567 00:19:54,564 --> 00:19:56,231 20. 568 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,233 You're 20? 569 00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,568 I'm 43. 570 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,136 Reaction? 571 00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:05,673 Doesn't change a thing. 572 00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:07,709 Murph, I'm going home! 573 00:20:07,811 --> 00:20:10,044 ♪ It's everywhere I go ♪ 574 00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:16,784 ♪ So if you really love me ♪ 575 00:20:16,887 --> 00:20:19,988 ♪ Come on and let it show ♪ 576 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:23,258 We can feel good about trusting those two. 577 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,692 I don't see the point 578 00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:27,829 of all these webs you ladies like to weave. 579 00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,928 Eddie and Wendi made two critical mistakes... 580 00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:32,303 Eddie left the Woolworth's receipt inside the coin purse, 581 00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:34,443 and Wendi asked him out in the first place. 582 00:20:34,477 --> 00:20:37,880 I skillfully cut through all the lies. 583 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,444 Now everything's above board. 584 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,920 Yep. 585 00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:43,719 You cracked the case, Mike. 586 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,733 Do you have a phone number for that fella at your work 587 00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:47,423 looking to buy a house in our neighborhood? 588 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,058 - Why do you ask? - Hm. 589 00:20:53,388 --> 00:20:55,021 Hello, Sister Vincent. 590 00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:57,412 Is Wendi ready? We're gonna go to the movies. 591 00:20:57,436 --> 00:20:59,099 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 592 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,006 I'll... I'll just wait here. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 44966

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