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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,500 (dog barking) (Man) Yes! 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:03,600 Ha, ha! I swear to Bon Jovi, 3 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,300 if these sad sacks end up winning, 4 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,700 I'm gonna divorce you, Ray. 5 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:09,000 We'll call Lev and have him draw up the paperwork, 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,900 'cause the Giants are 20 yards away from the Super Bowl, baby! 7 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,700 They ain't gonna make it. 8 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,200 Just like you wouldn't make it one day without me. 9 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,200 Yeah, you got me there. 10 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,400 (TV announcer) Giants are set up on the... 11 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,000 Ahh, come on, guys. This game better hurry up. 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,200 We're gonna be late to coach Tiny Tots. 13 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,400 Yeah, well, don't worry, 14 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,900 my boys'll make quick work of you. 15 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:31,900 Huh, that's funny. (gasping) 16 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:33,400 Why are they your boys? 17 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,300 Dude, please don't do your show right now. 18 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:36,600 So, you know this hairdo? 19 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,300 Well, please inform him that the Rams are my boys 20 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,400 because they're from my hometown. 21 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,900 But none of the players are from there. 22 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,200 They change every year, 23 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,500 and your team just switched cities. 24 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,800 (chuckling) You know, this reminds me 25 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,100 of a famous thought experiment. 26 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,800 Shut up! The game is on. 27 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,100 I'll pause it. 28 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:56,700 Say this sandwich is your team. 29 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,300 (small gasp) Over time, 30 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,500 every part of it changes. 31 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,300 The turkey gets traded to Denver, 32 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,200 the tomato gets suspended for dog fighting, 33 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,400 and the bread can't close a stadium deal. 34 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,300 So, a philosopher would ask, "Is it even the same sandwich?" 35 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,700 Hah. (coughs) 36 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,200 (TV announcer) ...On the L.A. 23 yard line... 37 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,500 Tastes the same to me, Plato. 38 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,500 My heart stopped. 39 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,600 That's what's so weird about being a sports fan. 40 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,200 Everything but the name changes year to year, 41 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,300 but we still love our team just as much. 42 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,200 It's like we're really just a fan of the logo. 43 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,600 Great, 'cause my logo is about to win the playoffs. 44 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,000 'Cause they're the best! 45 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Oh, the playoffs don't pick which team is best. 46 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,600 In fact, the playoffs are a random and chaotic system 47 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,200 that's little better than a coin flip. 48 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,100 Buckle in, here we go. 49 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,300 Hi, I'm Adam Conover, 50 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:39,600 and this is "Adam Ruins Everything." 51 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,400 � (whistling) 52 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,000 Adam, please don't ruin football. 53 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,600 My folks take it really seriously. 54 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,000 This human Prius? Ruin football? 55 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,400 Yeah, right. 56 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,500 Football is the bond that holds this family together. 57 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,600 My family's the exact same way. 58 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,400 Except about books and with zero affection. 59 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,500 But look, I'm a huge football fan, too. 60 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,300 I mean, I'm wearing my favorite team's colors: 61 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,900 The New York Yankees. 62 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,500 That's a baseball team. 63 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,300 Yes, but there was also a football team called 64 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,600 the New York Yankees that played from 1926 through 1929. 65 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,500 Why do you have to be so specific? 66 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:24,000 Great, now get your amber waves of grain 67 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,000 out of the way because we're about to find out 68 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,500 which of these teams is better at football. 69 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,200 Gladly. Ahh! 70 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,300 But as I was saying, 71 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:32,800 the playoffs don't do any such thing. 72 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,900 In fact, they more or less pick the winner at random. 73 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,300 Okay, he's teleporting, 74 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,800 I'm gonna go make a sandwich for half an hour, 75 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,200 Godspeed, family! 76 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,600 Historically, the team with the best record 77 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,200 wins the Super Bowl less than half the time. 78 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,800 It's actually more common for a worse team to win. 79 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,900 (chuckles) Shut your mouth! 80 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,100 My Giants were the champs in 2011, 81 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,200 they were number one! 82 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,800 Uh, no, they were number ten. 83 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,400 The Giants regular season record that year was nine and seven, 84 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,400 the worst record of any team to ever win a Super Bowl. 85 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,500 But in the playoffs, they beat the Packers, 86 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,200 who only lost a single game all year. 87 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,300 I hate to tell you this, 88 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,700 but the Giants weren't the better team. 89 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:10,600 They were definitely the worst team, 90 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,800 and they just got lucky. Luck you! 91 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,800 Aah! 92 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,100 (Adam) Any team can win one game. 93 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,200 The problem with the playoffs 94 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,800 is they have way too small of a sample size. 95 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,800 Sample size? What, like Halloween candy? 96 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,700 No. Look, you're from Jersey, right? 97 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,400 Let me put it in Jersey terms. 98 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,300 Let's compare Bruce Springsteen... 99 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,600 � Baby we were born to run 100 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,400 ...the statistical analysis of the playoffs. 101 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,600 Oh, my God, Bruce Springsteen! 102 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,300 (chuckling) And Billy Joel. 103 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:47,100 I've been waiting in here for the longest time. 104 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,800 Oh, my God, Bruce Springsteen! 105 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,900 Over his career, Billy Joel has won six Grammys. 106 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,800 Bruce here has won 20. 107 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,400 Yeah! 108 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,800 But on February 25, 1981, 109 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,000 Billy beat Bruce for Best Rock Vocal Performance. 110 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,800 If you decide the whole contest 111 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,500 based on one day in February, 112 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,300 Billy wins. 113 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,700 Bruce was robbed. 114 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,500 His heart was hungrier than mine. 115 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,200 It's exactly the same with the playoffs. 116 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,700 Just 'cause you win on one day, 117 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,300 it doesn't make you the better team. 118 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,400 It's luck. 119 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,100 Okay, Mr. Spreadsheet, fine. 120 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,300 Maybe football does have a small sample size. 121 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,200 But what about the World Series? 122 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,300 Best of seven. 123 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,000 Oh, baseball's even worse. 124 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,100 It's actually the most random major sport. 125 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,100 (crack of bat) Since 1995, 126 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,100 the team with the best regular season record 127 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,500 has won the World Series 128 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,000 just 16% of the time. 129 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,300 Ugh. 130 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,700 I don't believe you. 131 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,800 You're not a sports nerd, you're just a regular nerd. 132 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,200 Well, maybe you'll believe the ultimate sports nerd, 133 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,200 legendary Oakland A's General Manager Billy Beane, 134 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,200 who once said, quote... 135 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,900 Long story short, you might as well skip the Super Bowl 136 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,900 and award the championship to whoever wins the coin flip. 137 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,700 Ladies and gentlemen, the NFL champion is: Heads! 138 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,800 (both loud grunting) 139 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,300 But I love the playoffs. 140 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,900 I get to yell at Joe Buck. 141 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:13,700 You'd be surprised at what his name rhymes with. 142 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,600 And I like a little randomness in my sports. 143 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:20,700 The playoffs give Patty's crappy underdog team a chance to win. 144 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,800 Exactly, that's why the playoffs are fun. 145 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,600 Because that's when the objectively worse underdogs 146 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,900 can beat their athletic superiors. 147 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:32,000 Face it, we don't like sports because they're rational. 148 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,500 We like them because they're random 149 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,600 and make no sense-- let's watch. 150 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,600 Ahh. 151 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,400 No! Dad-gummit. 152 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,900 This Twitter egg's been yapping so much, 153 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,900 we're gonna be late for Tiny Tots practice. 154 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,100 Last time we were late, 155 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,700 the kids started playing Minecraft. 156 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,000 We'll DVR it and watch it later. 157 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,500 Nobody say what happens. 158 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,300 Ray, get the sports drinks, the kids gotta stay hydrated. 159 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,700 Oh, no, they don't, heh. 160 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,100 Dehydration is largely an overblown marketing myth. 161 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,800 (announcer) "Adam Ruins Everything" is sponsored by 162 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,400 Hulko Sports Drink! 163 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,100 Stick around and find out why everything you know 164 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,000 about hydration is wrong. 165 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,600 � 166 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,800 (whistle blows) 167 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,300 All right, kiddos, let's run some drills. 168 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,200 Ah, football practice, 169 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,400 it's my favorite part of the week. 170 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,700 Most of the time. 171 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,400 Whoo! All right! 172 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,000 Go... uh, Blue Skins? 173 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,700 The league made us change the name. 174 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,300 Used to be super racist. 175 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,300 Not the color you're thinking of. (whistle blows) 176 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,500 Oh, my God, we've been out here for 15 minutes! 177 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,800 We need to be hydrating! Everybody drink up. 178 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:41,000 Actually, the risk of dehydration is way overblown. 179 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,100 (chuckling) Buh-buh-buh! 180 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,900 You're gonna tell me hydrating is bad? 181 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,600 Yeah, right, take a lap. 182 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,400 Oh, I'd never make it all the way around. 183 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,500 In America, we've become obsessed 184 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,400 with the dangers of dehydration. 185 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,700 People think that if they're not constantly drinking water, 186 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,100 they risk death. 187 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,500 You're dehydrated. 188 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,100 And you're dehydrated. 189 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,800 And, oh, my God, you're practically a mummy. 190 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,200 But that fear is totally baseless. 191 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,900 Yeah, right, bub. 192 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,200 Everyone knows you have to drink eight glasses of water a day. 193 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:11,100 Yeah, everybody knows that, but it's not true. 194 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,700 No study has ever shown or even claimed that. 195 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,300 It's just something people say. 196 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,800 Really? 197 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,600 Now you tell me. 198 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,900 (sarcastic chuckle) Water prevents cramps. 199 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,300 Oh, where'd you hear that? 200 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:24,700 From my coach. 201 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,100 And I heard it from my coach, 202 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,600 and he heard it from his coach, and so on. 203 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,300 Well, you didn't hear it from science, 204 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,200 'cause science says that ain't true. 205 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,400 Well, how much water am I supposed to drink? 206 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,400 Well, you can just drink when you're thirsty. 207 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,500 That's crazy, you're a crazy person. 208 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,700 Who are you? 209 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,100 Oh, Patty, this is Tamara Hew-Butler. 210 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:45,000 She's a professor of exercise science at Oakland University. 211 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,800 Our bodies already possess 212 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,000 an extremely sensitive measure of dehydration. 213 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,100 It's called thirst. 214 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,600 As long as we drink when we feel thirsty, 215 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,900 we really won't dehydrate. 216 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,600 That's how humans have done it for millions of years, 217 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,800 and it's worked out fine. 218 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,200 The fact is, truly dangerous levels of dehydration 219 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,700 are incredibly rare and only occur in cases 220 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,900 of extreme sickness or isolation. 221 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,700 As long as you have free access to water 222 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,500 and you drink when you're thirsty, 223 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,100 you'll be fine. 224 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,700 Then why do I do this to myself? 225 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,600 Hmm, maybe because beverage companies have spend decades 226 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,500 drowning us in ads like these. 227 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,400 (announcer) Hardworking hydration, keep at it. 228 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,900 Hydrate the hustle. 229 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,200 G2 from Gatorade, 230 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,700 the low-calorie, off-field hydrator. 231 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:28,000 Lucozade Sport hydrates and fuels you better than water. 232 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,500 'Cause the more water you drink, the better you feel. 233 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,700 Drink more water! 234 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,000 These companies have consistently portrayed 235 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,100 dehydration as a serious threat 236 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:39,900 for one, simple reason-- it gets us to drink more. 237 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,300 The International Bottled Water Association 238 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,400 publishes a hydration calculator 239 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:47,100 that can recommend you drink two liters of water a day. 240 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,200 Dasani tells you that hydration is healthy, 241 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,900 so drink up, preferably Dasani. 242 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:52,400 Paid spokesman Dustin Pedroia 243 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,600 says he always hydrates with Vita Coco 244 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,100 because it prevents cramps, even though it doesn't. 245 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,600 And in "Runner's World" magazine, 246 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,000 Gatorade ran an ad masquerading as an article 247 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 titled "Hydration 101." 248 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,400 It included tips like "drink early and often," 249 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,400 "don't wait until you feel thirsty" 250 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,800 and "always drinks sports drinks." 251 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,600 But that's all real science, right? 252 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,100 Ah, here's where it gets sticky. 253 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,800 That ad was sponsored by 254 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,900 the Gatorade Sports Science Institute, 255 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:20,200 which was founded by Gatorade in 1985. 256 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,900 Its scientific mission? 257 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,900 To discover exciting new reasons 258 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,600 people should drink their product. 259 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,000 Our unbiased study found 260 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 that people should drink a lot of Gatorade. 261 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,200 Terrific work, alert the media! 262 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,900 We also may have found a cure for cancer. 263 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,600 Was it Gatorade? 264 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,300 Damn it! 265 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,100 Get back to me when it's Gatorade! 266 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,100 Gatorade also sponsors sports science research 267 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,100 at universities across America, 268 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,000 and this can influence their findings. 269 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,600 � Money, money... 270 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,800 The American College of Sports Medicine once recommended... 271 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,900 When exercising, you should drink as much as tolerable. 272 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,300 � Money, money... 273 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,300 � It's all about the money 274 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,900 Other companies soon followed suit. 275 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:01,100 Evian's parent company founded Hydration for Health, 276 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,100 a group that... 277 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,600 Important research, everybody! 278 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,800 Drink Evian! 279 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,000 Science says so. 280 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,300 Oh, I gotta tell the Tots about this. 281 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:16,000 (Adam) And, after decades of bad science and marketing, 282 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 we now believe dehydration is a dire threat. 283 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,500 Gotta drink, drink or I'll die! 284 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,600 Well, it's not like drinking 285 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,400 too much liquid's gonna kill anybody. 286 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,100 Actually, that's exactly what it can do. 287 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:31,600 All of this scare mongering over dehydration has created 288 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,100 an entirely different problem: overhydration. 289 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,500 Phooey, you drink hard, you pee hard. 290 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,300 Not if you're exercising. 291 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,100 Exercise stops you from peeing 292 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,400 by putting your body in water conservation mode. 293 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,000 And if you overhydrate then, 294 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,400 all that extra fluid has nowhere to go. 295 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,700 Holy crow! 296 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:55,600 It's called exercise associated hyponatremia, 297 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,400 and it can be deadly. 298 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,300 In a study of the 2002 Boston Marathon, 299 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,700 nearly one-sixth of the runners studied 300 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,700 were found to have hyponatremia. 301 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,000 These runners drank so much liquid during the race, 302 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,300 that by the finish line, they had actually gained weight. 303 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,700 And she wins by a belly! 304 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,800 Okay, now, that's a joke, 305 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,400 but this is a serious problem in sports. 306 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:21,600 At least 12 athletes have died from overhydration. 307 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,800 No, that's terrible. 308 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,500 It's true. Overhydration is dangerous. 309 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,700 Most researchers, including myself, 310 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,600 think that it's the marketing of the beverage industry 311 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,700 that's responsibility for this surge 312 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,800 in fluid overload hyponatremia. 313 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,500 So, I've been putting the kids in danger? 314 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,000 No, Patty, 315 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,800 death by hyponatremia is extremely rare. 316 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,900 Just give the kids free access to water. 317 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,500 Let 'em drink when they're thirsty, 318 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,500 and don't treat these ads as science. 319 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,800 I don't deserve to wear this uniform. (sobbing) 320 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,200 Hey! You made my Patty cry. 321 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,200 Kids, let's practice some tackling drills. 322 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,000 I've got just the dummy. 323 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,600 See ya, Adam. 324 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,200 Maybe now's a good time to talk about the whole 325 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,800 concussion issue. 326 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,100 I knew he was gonna talk about concussions. 327 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,100 Go, Blue Skins, murderize that human tofu ball! 328 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,700 (Adam) Ah! No, wait! 329 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:14,000 The truth about concussions is really interesting! 330 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,800 (birds chirping) (Adam) Aah! 331 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,300 (kids screaming) 332 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,100 Aah! No, no, no! 333 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,000 No, kids, no, my skull hasn't completely fused yet! 334 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,400 Aah! Uhh! 335 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,800 Oh, oh... 336 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,400 I forgot, kids can't hurt me. 337 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,500 I always forget I'm an adult. 338 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,800 But not everyone is so lucky. 339 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,100 Because the truth is, brain injuries in the NFL-- 340 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,800 Hey, before you get started, okay, 341 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,200 we know plenty about concussions. 342 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,000 They talk about it on "Sports Center." 343 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,600 They made that Will Smith movie I slept through, 344 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,100 and they've instituted all these new rules. 345 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:52,800 The NFL is on it, problem solved! 346 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,400 Problem not solved, because the truth is 347 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,300 everything you know about football 348 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,400 and brain injuries is wrong-- ugh! 349 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,100 (sports commentator) Ooh, that's gotta hurt! That could be a concussion. 350 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,900 (commentator two) Let's watch it again from Sky Cam. 351 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,200 (Adam) Ahh! 352 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,100 (commentator two) And he's being taken out of the game 353 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,000 thanks to that new rule. 354 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Good job, NFL, you solved the problem, 355 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,900 nothin' more to see here. 356 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,800 And no more fussin' 'bout concussin'. 357 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,000 Actually, let's keep fussin'. 358 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,300 'Cause there's still a ton of concussin'. 359 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,000 � 360 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Hey, see, Pats, look, we're on TV. 361 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,800 Hey, Murph! 362 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,000 Oh, where is that Stephen A. Smith? 363 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,500 I've always wanted to kick his ass. 364 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,700 The NFL claims to take concussions seriously. 365 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,700 But the rate of diagnosed concussions keeps rising, 366 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,000 and those are just the ones we know about. 367 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,100 The truth is, our national conversation 368 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,700 about brain injuries in football 369 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,300 misses the point entirely, 370 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,900 because concussions are just the tip of the iceberg. 371 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,200 Huh, what's happening? 372 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,000 Oh, I changed the prompter, just go with it. 373 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,400 The brain disorder found in football players is called 374 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,200 Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy or CTE, 375 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,700 and here's the hard truth. 376 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,900 It's not just caused by concussion-- wait, really? 377 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,100 Yes, really. 378 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,700 It's also caused by the tiny run-of-the-mill hits 379 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,900 that happen dozens of times a game. 380 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,200 Plays like this one. 381 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,400 Ooh, that was unremarkable. 382 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,300 This one... 383 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,700 Booyah! Those are common. 384 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,900 Or even this one... 385 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:22,100 Howzah! I'm snorin' because that was boring. 386 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,600 Exactly, these are totally routine tackles and plays 387 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,700 that happen over and over again 388 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,500 in every game, especially to linemen. 389 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,900 But research now shows that even little hits like these 390 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,300 cause CTE, which can lead to lifelong memory loss, 391 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,400 depression, aggression, 392 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,700 dementia, anxiety, and even suicide. 393 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,100 Hold up, hot shot. 394 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,600 How do tiny little baby hits like that cause dementia? 395 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,800 Good question-- let's go to the premier expert 396 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,600 in this field, Dr. Ann McKee, 397 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,500 Professor of Neurology at Boston University 398 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,700 and Director of the CTE Center. 399 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,900 Thanks for joining us, Ann. 400 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,200 Thanks, Adam. 401 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,700 Unfortunately, it's true. 402 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,600 CTE isn't just caused by concussions. 403 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,200 It's also caused by the small sub-concussive hits 404 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,600 that build up over time. 405 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,500 If you play football at any level, 406 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,600 the chronic hits to the head will cause brain damage. 407 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,000 Well, that's easy, why don't they just build better helmets? 408 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,800 That will never work. 409 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,500 When the body and head suddenly stop, 410 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,000 the brain stretches, breaking its internal structures. 411 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,400 Unless you can fit a helmet inside your skull, 412 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,900 there is no way to stop it. 413 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,800 Yeah, but that can't happen to, like, everyone, right? 414 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,700 (Ann) Unfortunately, it does, Ray. 415 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,800 We found CTE in over 96% 416 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,700 of former professional players' brains that we've studied. 417 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,400 96%? Oh, no. 418 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,100 Ooh, that is regretful and upsetful. 419 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,900 The fact is, our research shows 420 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,500 that it's practically impossible to play football 421 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,000 without suffering irreversible brain damage. 422 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 And the NFL knows about this? 423 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,600 They do, in fact the NFL has admitted 424 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,300 that playing football is linked to CTE. 425 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,300 They just don't take it seriously. 426 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,100 When asked whether football was dangerous, 427 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,200 NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said... 428 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,300 There's risk in life. 429 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,000 There's risk to sitting on the couch. 430 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,100 I don't know about you, but if my couch was 431 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,900 giving brain damage to 96% of the people that sat on it, 432 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,600 I would throw out that couch. 433 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,300 But, hey, I guess it's easy 434 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,900 to ignore the truth when you're getting paid 435 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,900 34 million bucks a year to protect the status quo. 436 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,100 Well, the players are millionaires, too. 437 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,500 I'd take that risk for that kind of cash. 438 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,600 Oh, yeah, NFL players can make their own decisions. 439 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,700 They're adults. 440 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,500 But you know who can't? Kids. 441 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,600 Oh, crap, children. 442 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,200 I forgot about the children. 443 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,800 There are less than 2,000 current NFL players, 444 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,900 but more than 1 million high school students play the game, 445 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:36,400 as well as hundreds of thousands of straight-up kids. 446 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,000 And, well, I'll let Dr. McKee tell you the rest. 447 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,400 Children's brains are especially susceptible to brain damage. 448 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,300 The truth is the brain isn't even finished developing 449 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,000 until age 25. 450 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,700 It's difficult to say this, 451 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:52,100 but children simply should not be allowed to play football. 452 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,900 Isn't that a little overboard? 453 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,400 Well, why don't you ask the players? 454 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,000 If I had a ten-year-old boy, I don't know that I'd be 455 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,700 real inclined to encourage him to go play football. 456 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,400 If you had an eight-year-old kid now... 457 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,700 would you tell him you'd want him to play football? 458 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,100 I wouldn't. 459 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,800 And my whole life was football. 460 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,700 Especially me, knowing what I know now, there-- 461 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,500 there's absolutely no way, 462 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,100 no way in hell that I would do it all over again. 463 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,700 Harry Carson? 464 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,600 But he won the Super Bowl with the Giants in '86. 465 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,600 He would take that all back? 466 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,300 Look, it's hard to hear that the game we love 467 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,000 is killing people and hurting kids. 468 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,300 But it's true. 469 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,300 Oh, my God, the kids, the Blue Skins. 470 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,800 I had them run tackling drills. 471 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,800 Adam, get us out of here! We gotta stop them! 472 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,800 Right. 473 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,400 No, no, no! 474 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,300 (sound slowed) Noooo! 475 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:47,100 We'll be right baaaack! 476 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,300 No! No, no, no. No, no, no! 477 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,200 Ah, whoof. 478 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,100 Thank God they're so bad at football. 479 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,000 All right, everybody stop. Take a knee, Blue Skins. 480 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,400 (Patty) Come on. 481 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,200 I can't believe I'm saying this, 482 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,500 but we all gotta stop playing football. 483 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,000 It's dangerous, and there's no way to stop it. 484 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,500 Ray, there's another way. 485 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,400 It's true, if we keep playing football the same old way, 486 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,900 players will keep dying, 487 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,700 parents will pull the next generation 488 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,200 of athletes out of the sport, 489 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,100 and the game we love will slowly fade from prominence 490 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,300 just like boxing and horse racing did. 491 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,200 We used to feel five feet tall. 492 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,300 But now we're minced meat. (bell dings) 493 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,300 Tastes do change. 494 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,500 But they don't have to. 495 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,300 We can save football by changing it. 496 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,200 Like how? You just said almost all hits cause brain damage. 497 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,700 So, what, we ban tackling and get rid of linemen? 498 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,200 I mean, yes, that would work. 499 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,700 But that wouldn't be football. 500 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,900 Yeah, that's exactly what they said back in 1905. 501 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,400 (Adam) Back then, the sport was so violent 502 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,000 that college players were getting trampled to death. 503 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,100 There were 18 deaths nationwide that year alone. 504 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,100 Yes, the sports was far too brutal 505 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,100 even for me, Teddy Roosevelt! 506 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,300 (birds screeches) Ooh! 507 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,700 That's why I insisted football legalize 508 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,900 a forward pass. 509 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,900 It made the game safer by opening up the field. 510 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,700 Yes, that made the game fundamentally different forever, 511 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,200 but it was still football. 512 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,300 (bird squawks, thud) Ooh! 513 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,400 Ha ha! 514 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,000 I don't know, that seems hard. 515 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,200 Well, we have a choice. 516 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,600 We could either do the hard thing 517 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,200 and make real changes to the game, 518 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,900 or we can keep ignoring the problem, 519 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,900 and 50 years from now football will be dead. 520 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,200 And that would be a shame because football is awesome. 521 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,700 (all) Yeah! 522 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,400 Ah, here you guys are. Oh... 523 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,100 Remember when you said that everything 524 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,800 about this sandwich could change and you would still love it? 525 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,800 Well, then why is the one part that's killing people 526 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,800 the part that we decided we have no power over? 527 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,100 Let's save the sport we love by changing it for the better. 528 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,100 Are you with me? 529 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,100 (all) Yeah! 530 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,300 I said, are you with me?! 531 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,300 (all) Yeah! 532 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,600 Well, then let's get out there 533 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,200 and never play tackle football ever again! 534 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,300 (all cheering) 535 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,100 Let's go, let's play touch. 536 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,400 � 537 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,800 (engine revving) 538 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,500 Hey, is Adam here? 539 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,600 Yeah, and you are? 540 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,900 I'm his sister. 541 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,700 His sister? 542 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,300 Oh. Rhea, hi! 543 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,500 Hey, slugger, how was your show thing? 544 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,200 Oh, it was great, I taught Murph's parents 545 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,600 all about playoff statistics 546 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,600 and hydration and how playing football 547 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,800 injures the brains of millions 548 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,500 of high school students every year. 549 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,200 Well, I'm glad you had fun. 550 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,100 Hey, I hope he didn't bug you too much. 551 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,100 Did you, uh... 552 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,900 did you restore this car yourself? 553 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,400 Oh, yeah, 500 bucks and five years of elbow grease. 554 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,000 She's a beauty, huh? Yeah. 555 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,900 Well, aesthetics aside, public transportation 556 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,300 would be far more efficient... (engine revving) 557 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,500 What? What's that? 558 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,100 I can't hear you over this horsepower! 559 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,200 Say goodbye, Adam. 560 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,700 Bye, Murph, see you on Crossword Puzzle Friday! 561 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:57,200 (tires screeching, engine revving) 562 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,000 Maybe he's adopted? 563 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 � (theme song whistling) 42341

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