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Enjoy The Flick 2 00:01:02,085 --> 00:01:03,535 (TYRES SCREECHING) 3 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:08,375 (CAR HONKING) 4 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:10,460 (PANTING) 5 00:01:16,126 --> 00:01:17,496 (CONTINUES PANTING) 6 00:01:28,335 --> 00:01:31,415 I've always wondered if you hit a mime, does he make a sound? 7 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:34,290 (ENGINE REVVING) 8 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:35,456 (SCREAMS INAUDIBLY) 9 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:41,753 Well, now you know. 10 00:01:42,626 --> 00:01:43,786 (MIME GROANING) 11 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:50,343 (CONTINUES GROANING) 12 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,920 (MUMBLING) I lost my teeth. 13 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,630 What is he saying? 14 00:01:54,835 --> 00:01:57,035 I don't know, something about "teesh"? 15 00:01:57,126 --> 00:01:58,496 (COUGHING) 16 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,205 Oh, he lost his teeth. 17 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:02,290 Terry. 18 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,460 Hey! You sons of bitches ain't going anywhere! 19 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,423 I saw the whole damn thing. I'm calling the police. 20 00:02:10,418 --> 00:02:11,668 BOTH: We are the police. 21 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:17,793 (ANTE UP BY M.O.P. PLAYING) 22 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,785 (HONKING) 23 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:58,788 (TYRES SCREECH) 24 00:03:07,085 --> 00:03:08,125 (GLASS SHATTERS) 25 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,290 "All oppression creates a state of war." Simone de Beauvoir. 26 00:03:11,376 --> 00:03:13,436 No, it's Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the father of anarchism. 27 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,790 It's not Simone de Beauvoir, the feminist existentialist. 28 00:03:15,876 --> 00:03:17,786 - I bet you 50 bucks. - I'll take that bet. 29 00:03:19,376 --> 00:03:21,536 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - How's it hanging, César? 30 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,503 (GASPING) 31 00:03:30,626 --> 00:03:31,977 DOLORES: Little early in the day, Terry. 32 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:34,131 - It's midnight in Tokyo. - Mmm. 33 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,710 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - Hey, Lil' Bob. 34 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,040 Where's my Xbox? 35 00:03:39,251 --> 00:03:40,881 How the fuck should I know? 36 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,852 Oh, you know what? It's up my ass. Do you wanna go see it? 37 00:03:42,876 --> 00:03:44,376 DOLORES: It's in the den. 38 00:03:45,168 --> 00:03:46,748 (GRUNTS) I hit your car, Bob. 39 00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:48,998 - Again? - TERRY: Yeah. 40 00:03:49,085 --> 00:03:50,455 (SIGHS) Is it bad? 41 00:03:52,085 --> 00:03:53,165 We should take my car. 42 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:55,840 You had a nice swim, honey? 43 00:03:55,918 --> 00:03:56,998 My eyes hurt. 44 00:03:57,085 --> 00:04:00,205 I told you, Bob. You put too much chlorine in that pool. 45 00:04:00,293 --> 00:04:02,543 No, no, no. I followed those instructions to a T. 46 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:03,666 He's been up to something. 47 00:04:03,751 --> 00:04:05,227 - No, I haven't. - (MOCKINGLY) "No, I haven't." 48 00:04:05,251 --> 00:04:07,921 All little innocent Little Lord fucking Fauntleroy over here. 49 00:04:08,001 --> 00:04:10,171 - Stop it. - I've been itching all weekend. 50 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:11,491 I'm trying to digest over here. 51 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,110 When was the last time you had sex? 52 00:04:14,043 --> 00:04:15,133 Thursday. 53 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:16,670 And when did you start itching? 54 00:04:16,751 --> 00:04:18,791 Saturday, in late afternoon, early evening. 55 00:04:19,876 --> 00:04:20,956 It's thrush. 56 00:04:22,251 --> 00:04:23,341 What's thrush? 57 00:04:23,751 --> 00:04:25,841 - I wore a condom. - It don't matter. 58 00:04:25,918 --> 00:04:27,644 - What do I do about it? - You go to a drugstore. 59 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,088 They'll give you some cream or something. You'll be fine. 60 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:31,788 - (SIGHS) - What's thrush, Pop? 61 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:33,876 Thrush is a small to medium-sized songbird. 62 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,160 Now, get the fuck out of here. 63 00:04:37,251 --> 00:04:41,251 Can you guys not discuss his genital complaints while I'm trying to eat? 64 00:04:41,335 --> 00:04:42,455 Is that too much to ask for? 65 00:04:43,085 --> 00:04:44,585 This looks like dick and balls now. 66 00:04:46,543 --> 00:04:48,463 - See you later, Dolores. - See you later, Terry. 67 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:50,173 He's fucking broke it, Mom. 68 00:04:50,251 --> 00:04:52,541 No! Oh, you know what? 69 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,126 - It is broken. - Mom! 70 00:04:57,168 --> 00:04:58,394 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - Don't litter, man. 71 00:04:58,418 --> 00:05:01,269 You're gonna make me look bad in front of all of my fucking white neighbours. 72 00:05:01,293 --> 00:05:03,173 Let's go fuck some scumbags. 73 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:16,880 What are they doing now? 74 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,560 Looking at the exhibits. What the fuck do you think they're doing? 75 00:05:20,501 --> 00:05:22,791 TERRY: This is a waste of time. BOB: No, it's not. 76 00:05:22,876 --> 00:05:25,561 What do you think the Webb brothers are doing in a fucking balloon museum? 77 00:05:25,585 --> 00:05:28,035 You think they're researching the history of aeronautics? No. 78 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:30,915 Look at this guy point. You're not fooling anybody, buddy. 79 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:32,976 You think they're gonna heist the place? 80 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:36,625 Well, it's popular with the yokels, but I reckon it's just a meet. 81 00:05:36,793 --> 00:05:39,593 - Oh. Hold it right there. Yeah. - Here? Here? Right here? 82 00:05:39,668 --> 00:05:40,838 The light is perfect. 83 00:05:41,043 --> 00:05:43,593 - Like this? - Yeah, that's really nice. 84 00:05:44,751 --> 00:05:47,671 TERRY: That's Jim Harris and his fucking yo-yo. 85 00:05:48,418 --> 00:05:49,498 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 86 00:05:49,585 --> 00:05:51,205 Thought he was inside. 87 00:05:51,293 --> 00:05:53,503 He broke out of Riker's Island two months ago. 88 00:05:53,751 --> 00:05:55,061 TERRY: Who's the other guy with the kid? 89 00:05:55,085 --> 00:05:57,875 No idea. What kind of bum brings his kid to a meet, though? 90 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,686 - Eyes here. Eyes here. - I don't even see you. 91 00:05:59,710 --> 00:06:01,130 Why am I looking there? 92 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:02,593 There we go. 93 00:06:04,251 --> 00:06:05,341 - Oh. - Look. 94 00:06:05,418 --> 00:06:07,248 Yo-yos were once, um, 95 00:06:07,335 --> 00:06:08,875 - outlawed in Damascus. - Huh! 96 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,880 It was believed that they were causing a drought. 97 00:06:11,085 --> 00:06:12,165 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 98 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:14,960 Look at all those fucking assholes working. 99 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:18,836 BOTH: Suckers! 100 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:21,383 Welcome back, boys! 101 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,540 How did we enjoy our sabbatical? 102 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:25,269 BOB: It was very pleasant, it was very relaxing. 103 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:26,503 I masturbated a lot. 104 00:06:26,585 --> 00:06:28,335 "Enforced sabbatical", I should have said. 105 00:06:28,668 --> 00:06:29,878 What's a "sabbatical"? 106 00:06:30,668 --> 00:06:32,288 (CHUCKLING) Okay. 107 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:34,416 So Laurel and Hardy here, huh? 108 00:06:34,501 --> 00:06:35,841 Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 109 00:06:35,918 --> 00:06:38,668 Siegfried and Roy, Sacco and Vanzetti, Abelard and Héloïse. 110 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:39,841 Is this a quiz? 111 00:06:39,918 --> 00:06:41,168 No, it's not a quiz. 112 00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:44,423 This is your last chance. 113 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:45,751 OK? 114 00:06:45,835 --> 00:06:46,995 This is it. 115 00:06:47,085 --> 00:06:49,245 There'll be no more suspensions from duty. 116 00:06:49,335 --> 00:06:50,375 That's great! 117 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:52,540 You will be out on your asses next time. 118 00:06:52,626 --> 00:06:53,666 Oh, that's not great. 119 00:06:53,751 --> 00:06:55,227 You'd be out on your asses already, frankly, 120 00:06:55,251 --> 00:06:58,061 if the powers that be could prove some of the rumours I've been hearing. 121 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,811 Yeah, but you know what they say about rumours, though. 122 00:06:59,835 --> 00:07:01,315 Rumours are the mothers of invention. 123 00:07:01,376 --> 00:07:03,246 No, necessity's the mother of invention. 124 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:04,415 What are rumours, then? 125 00:07:04,501 --> 00:07:06,291 - Rumours are... - Silencio! 126 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,290 Assaulting a fellow officer, that's one thing. 127 00:07:10,376 --> 00:07:13,586 Bribery and corruption charges against you and that's it, 128 00:07:13,668 --> 00:07:14,748 that's goodnight, Irene. 129 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,415 We were provoked, man. 130 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:18,291 - Bob was provoked! - Same thing. 131 00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:20,378 Look, fellas. 132 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:24,380 I agree with you about the race issue. OK? 133 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:26,750 I'm married to a chink myself, for Christ's sake. 134 00:07:26,835 --> 00:07:27,915 I got chink kids. 135 00:07:28,335 --> 00:07:29,745 Look at their faces. 136 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,040 - Wow. - Those are good-looking boys. 137 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,745 I know how you felt, Bob, believe me. 138 00:07:34,835 --> 00:07:38,035 But still, that's no excuse for assaulting a fellow officer. 139 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:39,706 Doesn't matter what they say. 140 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,793 He called me a wetback! He knows damn well I was born here! 141 00:07:42,876 --> 00:07:44,786 He's a big, fat, racist pig is what he is! 142 00:07:44,876 --> 00:07:48,126 Yes! He's a big, fat, racist pig. Granted. 143 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:50,290 No argument there, guys. 144 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:51,586 But look around. 145 00:07:51,668 --> 00:07:54,038 This is the police department. 146 00:07:54,126 --> 00:07:56,786 We're surrounded by big, fat, racist pigs. 147 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,336 So work with me here, OK? 148 00:07:59,543 --> 00:08:01,753 Now, what have we learned here? 149 00:08:02,085 --> 00:08:04,085 Don't assault a fellow officer, 150 00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:06,786 even if... even if he is a racist pig. 151 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,753 Yes. And? 152 00:08:09,126 --> 00:08:10,706 - Something about rumours. - Rumours. 153 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:12,133 No. 154 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:13,710 TERRY: Chinese kids? 155 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:16,670 - No. - Oh, oh, oh. 156 00:08:16,751 --> 00:08:18,171 Bribery and corruption. 157 00:08:18,251 --> 00:08:20,631 Yes, bribery and corruption! 158 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,170 What about bribery and corruption? 159 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:24,001 Oh, there's a part two. 160 00:08:24,085 --> 00:08:25,335 Uh... 161 00:08:26,043 --> 00:08:27,463 Don't get involved with it? 162 00:08:27,543 --> 00:08:30,383 Don't get involved with it in any way, shape or form. 163 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:31,840 Bribery and corruption, bad! 164 00:08:31,918 --> 00:08:33,838 Excellent! 165 00:08:33,918 --> 00:08:36,748 Progress has been made! 166 00:08:36,835 --> 00:08:38,875 Exeunt stage left. 167 00:08:42,001 --> 00:08:46,251 (BY THE TIME I GET TO PHOENIX BY GLEN CAMPBELL PLAYING ON RADIO) 168 00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:49,625 Hey, who's that asshole used to pal around with Harris? 169 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:51,540 Negro gentleman, got pinched for the toasters. 170 00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:52,706 Reggie Hayes. 171 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,003 Reggie Hayes. 172 00:08:55,418 --> 00:08:58,498 He, uh, changed it, though, didn't he? Changed his name. 173 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:01,250 Joined the Nation of Islam. Reggie X. 174 00:09:01,335 --> 00:09:02,995 (BOTH LAUGHING) 175 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,843 Reggie X! 176 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:07,336 Fuckin'... 177 00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:08,961 Who's this? 178 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:13,290 - Glen Campbell. - Great song. 179 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:14,666 Masterpiece. 180 00:09:16,585 --> 00:09:18,205 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 181 00:09:19,001 --> 00:09:20,211 Do you see him? 182 00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:23,706 Probably skulking somewhere. 183 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:26,043 That's what these criminal types do. 184 00:09:26,126 --> 00:09:27,206 Skulk. 185 00:09:27,418 --> 00:09:29,038 Oh, there he is. 186 00:09:29,293 --> 00:09:30,593 TERRY: Reggie! 187 00:09:31,168 --> 00:09:32,418 As salaam alaikum. 188 00:09:34,001 --> 00:09:35,961 Doesn't seem very pleased to see us, Terry. 189 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:37,836 What's the craic, lads? 190 00:09:38,418 --> 00:09:41,288 You know how to read, don't you, you Mick bastard? 191 00:09:42,085 --> 00:09:43,415 Or would that be too much to ask? 192 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:46,131 I'm actually dyslexic. All right? 193 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:49,500 And I find that statement to be highly discriminatory. 194 00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:50,785 Are you an actor? 195 00:09:51,418 --> 00:09:53,538 Because they all seem to be dyslexic nowadays. 196 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:54,866 It used to be called stupidity. 197 00:09:55,668 --> 00:09:57,378 You know these fucking pricks, do you? 198 00:09:57,876 --> 00:09:59,206 (GROANS) 199 00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:03,578 You shouldn't have done that. 200 00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:05,916 Well, what's he gonna do? Tell his momma? 201 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:07,543 God! 202 00:10:08,543 --> 00:10:10,383 What the fuck? I ain't done shit! 203 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,376 Oh, what's that, Terry? 204 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,290 It sure ain't origami, Bob. 205 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,630 You gotta be kidding me. 206 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:18,673 I suspect it may well be what the authorities would call 207 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,380 a controlled substance. 208 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,540 No! 209 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,040 (SNORTS) 210 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,498 Mmm. 211 00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:29,705 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 212 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:31,311 TERRY: That is most definitely a controlled substance. 213 00:10:31,335 --> 00:10:33,186 And you say you found this on the defendant's person, Detective? 214 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:35,920 - Is that correct? - It was hidden in his anus, Your Honour. 215 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:38,541 Oh, you dirty motherfucker! You dirty motherfucker! 216 00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:39,996 You're a dealer now, Reggie. 217 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,000 You two are fucked up. 218 00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,285 (SNORTS) 219 00:10:45,585 --> 00:10:46,811 You still running around with Jimmy Harris? 220 00:10:46,835 --> 00:10:49,475 Not since back in the day, before the motherfucker moved up a gear. 221 00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,811 I guess some people's ambitions go beyond selling toasters, you know? 222 00:10:51,835 --> 00:10:54,227 OK, you know what? You don't even know the whole level I'm on. 223 00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:56,251 These were designer fucking stolen toasters, man. 224 00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:58,995 Yes, yes! This big fucking shit, man. Philippe Starck, Moschino. 225 00:10:59,085 --> 00:11:00,705 - Fancy shit? - Yeah, fancy fucking shit. 226 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,253 - Okay. - Yeah, Moschino shit, man. 227 00:11:02,335 --> 00:11:03,686 Moschino don't make fucking toasters! 228 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,110 But you're friends with him, right? 229 00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:06,477 We knew each other, we're acquaintances. 230 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:10,211 Oh, OK. Well, have you heard that this acquaintance of yours is back in town? 231 00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:11,673 - I heard. - You did? OK. 232 00:11:11,751 --> 00:11:13,227 So, we've been surveilling the Webb brothers. 233 00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:14,352 Do you know about the Webb brothers? 234 00:11:14,376 --> 00:11:16,061 - Everybody knows the Webb brothers. - OK. Good, good, good. 235 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:18,205 Progress already. We're making progress. 236 00:11:18,293 --> 00:11:19,923 OK, so, they're up to something. 237 00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:23,171 You know, like something nefarious. I mean, so our informants tell us. 238 00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:25,269 And where would we be without our informants, Terry? 239 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,936 - Fucking nowhere. - Fucking no where's right, dude! 240 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,340 Fucking nowhere, dude! 241 00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:31,751 So Jimmy Harris and the Webbs are, you know, hooked up. 242 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:33,960 Ergo... 243 00:11:35,543 --> 00:11:37,003 - Ergo... - Ergo what, motherfucker? 244 00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:39,285 - Ergo. - Ergo what? What the fuck is that? 245 00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,923 They're planning a fucking robbery. 246 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,041 Bingo! 247 00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:44,786 (BOTH LAUGHING) 248 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,336 Keep it down. Keep it down... 249 00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:49,536 And we're gonna fuck 'em up and you're gonna help us. 250 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,286 - (SIREN WAILING) - What the fuck? 251 00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:52,456 Shit! 252 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:53,791 Cops. 253 00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:56,706 Oh, shit! Hey, we are the cops! 254 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,793 - Motherfuckers! - (BOTH LAUGHING) 255 00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:00,876 For a second, I forgot! 256 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:03,170 You see how I got all like, "Fuck!" 257 00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,841 I know, but I was there, too. I was like, "Where, where?" 258 00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:09,093 If I don't help you, what, are you gonna bust me for possession? 259 00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:11,668 Educated man, Terry! This is... 260 00:12:11,751 --> 00:12:14,961 Fuck! This is good coke. (COUGHS) 261 00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,093 There's a shitload more where that came from. 262 00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:18,458 Where did you guys get this? 263 00:12:18,543 --> 00:12:20,253 We fucked over a mime. 264 00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:24,170 - (BELL RINGS) - ANNOUNCER: They're off and running! 265 00:12:24,251 --> 00:12:26,791 (ANNOUNCER CONTINUES SPEAKING) 266 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,503 (SIGHS) 267 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,500 Oh, Your Lordship. 268 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,835 (TRUMPET PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE) 269 00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,245 She's a three-year-old. 270 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,878 Lovely little filly. 271 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,144 What's she like in the saddle? 272 00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:06,538 I haven't ridden her yet. She's, uh... 273 00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:08,086 She's a little... 274 00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:10,843 MANGAN: Excuse me. One of my trainers. 275 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:14,705 Do keep me informed of any further development, won't you? 276 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,383 Of course. 277 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,793 You know, I hate champagne. 278 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:23,875 Why do I drink it, then? 279 00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:27,843 One of those unresolved mysteries of life. 280 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:33,881 How's my crew? Or, how are my crew? 281 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,750 Whichever is grammatically correct. 282 00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,245 Well, sir, 283 00:13:37,335 --> 00:13:39,835 the Webbs, um, are just checked in. 284 00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:41,456 Mmm-hmm. 285 00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:43,133 - Mmm-hmm. - And the other thing? 286 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:44,340 The other thing. 287 00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:47,958 As you can guess, I imagine, Reynard wants more money. 288 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:50,420 Of course he does. 289 00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:53,041 - What do you want me to do about him? - Well... 290 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:57,916 I want you to pay him. 291 00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:00,128 We'll get the money back. 292 00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:03,745 I'm afraid I'll end up in jail first. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 293 00:14:03,835 --> 00:14:04,875 Oh, Russell. 294 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,630 Jail's not too bad. 295 00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,000 You know what the worst thing about jail is? 296 00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:11,665 No, Your Lordship, I do not. 297 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,461 The violent anal sex. 298 00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:17,923 But do you know what the best thing about jail is, Russell? 299 00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:22,536 The violent anal sex? 300 00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:30,000 You know, you're pretty quick for an American. 301 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,786 (CROWD CHEERING) 302 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,710 Jimmy used to go out with this dancer, Jacqueline Hollis. 303 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,093 Rumour is he's shacked up with her. 304 00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,538 You have an address? 305 00:14:45,626 --> 00:14:51,416 No, but I do know she works at the, uh, this club, Knockouts. Yeah. 306 00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:54,061 Of course, that means you two will actually have to do, you know, 307 00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,125 "Police work". 308 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,102 Now, don't be getting obstreperous with me, motherfucker. 309 00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:58,526 I'll knock your ass into Indochina. 310 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,421 PÁDRAIC: Here we go. 311 00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:02,211 What the fuck is that? 312 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:03,923 Cocksucking Cowboys. 313 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,500 Bollocks are still sore and I didn't do anything to you. 314 00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:10,205 Well, the world's full of injustice, pal. 315 00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:12,733 Call Amnesty International if you wanna do something about it. 316 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,340 Salud. 317 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,535 - Ah. - Ah! 318 00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:22,036 I thought you guys didn't drink. 319 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,995 - How do you mean? - Muslims. 320 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:26,380 I'm a Five Percenter. 321 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,706 Mmm, OK. 322 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,273 Do you know what the fuck that means? 323 00:15:29,335 --> 00:15:30,955 I know what that means. 324 00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:32,746 Do you know this other douchebag? 325 00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:34,205 What am I, Huggy Bear now? 326 00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:35,793 (LAUGHS) Huggy Bear. 327 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:37,883 Mmm. 328 00:15:38,335 --> 00:15:40,245 Those fellas in the car 329 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:42,245 with the white stripe. (CHUCKLES) 330 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,340 Who took these? A fucking epileptic? 331 00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:47,269 No, Robert Mapplethorpe over here. 332 00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:49,053 A little something was wrong with the, uh... 333 00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:50,166 PÁDRAIC: With the thing? 334 00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,341 Yeah, with the thing. 335 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,748 Oh, yeah, the thing can be tricky. (LAUGHS) 336 00:15:53,835 --> 00:15:55,644 Hey, motherfucker, I could bust you right now for... 337 00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:57,958 Hey! I got multiple sclerosis, OK? 338 00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:59,423 It helps to relieve the symptoms. 339 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,006 You're dyslexic and you have multiple sclerosis? 340 00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:03,125 Mmm. 341 00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,631 Yeah, I've had a lot of hard luck in my life. 342 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,500 You can't even spell sclerosis. 343 00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,288 S-C-L-E... 344 00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:10,416 Oh, fuck. 345 00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:12,538 Look, I don't know. 346 00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:15,673 Hey, it's Reynard. Clifford Reynard. 347 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,841 I used to steal cars with him. 348 00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:20,248 I mean, I think he's a driver now. 349 00:16:20,335 --> 00:16:22,375 Well, he's a fucking prick, anyways. 350 00:16:23,835 --> 00:16:24,915 Hey. 351 00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,836 - I claim my prize. - (CHUCKLES) 352 00:16:30,085 --> 00:16:31,835 Thank you. (GIGGLES) 353 00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:35,208 (ROBACUNA BY DAVILA 666 PLAYING) 354 00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:38,671 BOB: That's amazing. 355 00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,001 The flexibility. 356 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:45,085 (SONG CONTINUES) 357 00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:52,458 (MAN CHEERING) 358 00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,376 You should have seen her when she was 15. 359 00:16:57,876 --> 00:16:59,286 You guys looking for me? 360 00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:02,836 Well, if you're the manager of this shithole, then yes, we are. 361 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,670 I'm Detective Bolaño. Detective Monroe. 362 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:10,001 You are... 363 00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:11,415 Russell Birdwell. 364 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:13,840 What's the problem? 365 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,800 We're looking for the address of one of your dancers. Jacqueline Hollis? 366 00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,586 Jackie Hollis? 367 00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:19,958 Jackie Hollis, whatever. 368 00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:22,503 She doesn't work for me any more, she quit. 369 00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:25,625 Yeah, I didn't ask you if she's currently employed here. 370 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,460 I asked you for her address. 371 00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:29,293 She in some kind of trouble? 372 00:17:30,085 --> 00:17:32,375 - (CHUCKLES) - Just give us her fucking address. 373 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,878 You guys are adorable. 374 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,020 Where are you guys from? What precinct? 375 00:17:39,085 --> 00:17:40,995 We're from hell, baby. 376 00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:42,165 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 377 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,421 You know, the, uh, guy that discovered Uranus wanted to call it George. 378 00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:52,085 This is the planet George. 379 00:17:52,835 --> 00:17:53,875 BOB: Come on, Harris. 380 00:17:55,085 --> 00:17:56,245 Oh! 381 00:18:02,126 --> 00:18:03,666 - What? - Oh, hey, darling. 382 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,791 Tell Jimmy Harry wants to see him. 383 00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:09,248 - Harry who? - Harry fucking Krishna! 384 00:18:09,335 --> 00:18:11,455 Get away from the door, ma'am. Get away from the door. 385 00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:26,628 Hey, it's Manny Pacquiao! 386 00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:29,785 JACKIE: Leave him alone. 387 00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:31,998 He's a Quaker. 388 00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:33,852 Does he have any guns stashed away anywhere? 389 00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:37,206 No, I told you, he's a Quaker. He abhors violence. 390 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,540 - He what? - What? 391 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,793 He abhors violence. 392 00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:42,838 (BOTH LAUGHING) 393 00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,416 - He abhors! - Fucking pigs, man! 394 00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:45,633 Hey! 395 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,000 That's not very nice. 396 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,745 Hey, Jackie, can you put on some, uh, coffee for Mr Harris here? 397 00:18:51,835 --> 00:18:55,335 - And you should probably have one. - You want some doughnuts, too? Fuckers. 398 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,590 BOB: Nice underwear, Jimmy. 399 00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:03,131 Ooh! Widescreen. 400 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,340 Cool beans. 401 00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:06,245 (RADIO PLAYING R&B) 402 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:07,998 You got any Glen Campbell? 403 00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:09,165 Who? 404 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:10,751 You never heard of Glen Campbell? 405 00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:15,455 What's gonna happen to him? 406 00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,041 To Glen Campbell? 407 00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:19,536 To Jimmy. 408 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:23,206 Guess they'll ship him back to Riker's with another nickel on his sentence. 409 00:19:24,085 --> 00:19:25,955 There's nothing you can do for him? 410 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,920 Are you trying to bribe us, ma'am? 411 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,750 No. 412 00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:32,543 Damn it! (CHUCKLES) 413 00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,791 These fucking law-abiding citizens. 414 00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,036 (LAUGHS) 415 00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:38,915 Well, how much? 416 00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:40,477 How much you have in the house? 417 00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:43,131 Five. Two. Two Gs. 418 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,880 How much you got in the fucking house? 419 00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:46,496 Five. 420 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,245 Great! We'll take it. 421 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:49,456 And then he's free to walk? 422 00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:52,503 If it's within his capabilities. And I'm taking that widescreen as well. 423 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:53,790 You want something? 424 00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:55,206 No, I don't want anything. 425 00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:01,383 So, Jimmy-boy, why are you in town? 426 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,768 You wouldn't happen to be planning a little caper, now, would you? 427 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,995 Do you have an Xbox, by any chance? 428 00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:14,626 (ROARING) 429 00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:18,245 I can't concentrate. What the fuck? 430 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,498 They were there first. 431 00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:22,418 This is a Soderbergh movie. It requires focus. 432 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,290 What's a Soderbergh? 433 00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:26,176 Steven Soderbergh is a Jewish-American auteur. 434 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:27,290 He's Swedish. 435 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,956 He's in jail now in Florida on a morals charge. 436 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,133 Jennifer Lopez is in this movie. 437 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:34,394 Takes her blouse off, but you can't really see her titties. 438 00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:35,838 Why can't you see her titties? 439 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,381 Because she's a serious fucking actor, that's why. 440 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,710 She's not gonna get her cupcakes out for a fool like you. 441 00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:41,963 (DOORBELL RINGS) 442 00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:44,133 - César, go get it. - Go get it, you. 443 00:20:44,335 --> 00:20:46,125 He told you to get it! Mom! 444 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,130 Stop whining and answer the door, OK? 445 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,633 Why do you always pick on me? 446 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,950 Because you're the youngest and most vulnerable, I guess. 447 00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:58,423 That quote is Simone de Beauvoir. 448 00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:01,416 If I could only find the damn thing. 449 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,923 Mmm, 50 bucks coming my way. 450 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,091 Don't pay her, Pop. 451 00:21:05,168 --> 00:21:06,498 - Hey. - Hey, hey, hey. 452 00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:09,418 This jackass says you wanted to see him. 453 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,501 BOB: Don't call Reggie a jackass, that's rude. 454 00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:13,038 And factually inaccurate. 455 00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:15,213 He's more like a pathetic simpleton. 456 00:21:16,293 --> 00:21:17,923 Sit down, Reggie. 457 00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:26,883 So you found Jimmy? 458 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,210 In body, if not in spirit. 459 00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:30,956 Hey, I'm sorry for Terry making fun of your religion. 460 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,633 I apologise on his behalf. 461 00:21:35,751 --> 00:21:37,291 REGGIE: Jennifer Lopez is in this. 462 00:21:37,585 --> 00:21:39,394 She takes her blouse off but you can't really see her titties. 463 00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:40,628 I know! 464 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,375 No, stop, Your Lordship! 465 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:44,750 Stop! 466 00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:45,875 Your father! 467 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,710 I don't give a damn about my father. 468 00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:50,841 (BOTH MOANING) 469 00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:05,786 (SIGHS) 470 00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:09,835 Some cops showed up at the club tonight. 471 00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:12,588 Some bullshit about one of my dancers. 472 00:22:12,668 --> 00:22:14,088 Ex-dancer. 473 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:17,420 Do you think it has anything to do with us? 474 00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:19,501 Maybe, maybe not. 475 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,311 Want me to get in touch with the Webbs, tell them to cancel the gig? 476 00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:24,745 No. (EXHALES) 477 00:22:24,835 --> 00:22:26,785 It's probably just a coincidence, but... 478 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:30,290 Get hold of the girl. See what their story is. 479 00:22:31,335 --> 00:22:33,915 Give them a warning, if necessary. 480 00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:38,336 So where's this grand finale you've been promising me, Russell? 481 00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:40,628 Chill out, maestro. 482 00:22:41,543 --> 00:22:43,213 It's on its way. 483 00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:51,960 (BLUES RUN THE GAME PLAYING) 484 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:13,750 (PINBALL MACHINE RINGING) 485 00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:41,921 MANGAN: A million dollars. 486 00:23:42,793 --> 00:23:44,593 Any questions, gentlemen? 487 00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:48,840 I'm not sure whether that's supreme self-confidence or idiocy. 488 00:23:49,835 --> 00:23:51,335 But whatever. 489 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:05,843 Russell? 490 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,293 Do you ever think that you're God and everything else is just an illusion? 491 00:24:12,168 --> 00:24:13,538 No. 492 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:15,996 (JACKIE VOCALISING SOFTLY) 493 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,788 (HUMMING) 494 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:28,788 I love cheerleaders. 495 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:30,460 Is this part of your act? 496 00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,133 I'm a majorette, moron. 497 00:24:34,501 --> 00:24:36,541 I love majorettes, too. 498 00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:37,996 I ain't prejudiced. 499 00:24:39,418 --> 00:24:40,588 What do you want? 500 00:24:41,168 --> 00:24:42,458 Brought you a new TV. 501 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:45,001 Oh. 502 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:47,125 You have a conscience after all, huh? 503 00:24:49,668 --> 00:24:50,878 Do you want it or not? 504 00:24:52,668 --> 00:24:53,748 (SIGHS) 505 00:25:06,126 --> 00:25:09,496 ♪ I am a lineman for the county... ♪ 506 00:25:09,585 --> 00:25:11,745 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 507 00:25:11,835 --> 00:25:13,285 Weirdo. 508 00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:15,130 You're the weirdo. 509 00:25:15,751 --> 00:25:17,341 You're the weirdo. 510 00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:20,420 Who's this asshole? 511 00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:22,841 Ex-boyfriend. 512 00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:25,455 Looks like a douchebag. 513 00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:27,213 He was a really intelligent guy. 514 00:25:28,335 --> 00:25:31,625 He wrote a well-regarded monograph on André Breton. 515 00:25:32,585 --> 00:25:33,705 And he had a nice dick. 516 00:25:37,251 --> 00:25:38,791 And who's this? 517 00:25:38,876 --> 00:25:39,956 Ex-boyfriend. 518 00:25:41,335 --> 00:25:42,705 Oh, he had a nice dick, too. 519 00:25:47,085 --> 00:25:48,375 What is this about? 520 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:49,960 I don't know. 521 00:25:51,335 --> 00:25:52,835 Loneliness? 522 00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:54,745 It's kinda creepy. 523 00:25:57,210 --> 00:25:59,250 It's like something bad's gonna happen 524 00:25:59,335 --> 00:26:01,705 but there's nothing she can do about it. 525 00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:03,383 Yeah. 526 00:26:06,626 --> 00:26:08,126 (TOY GUN FIRING) 527 00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:12,461 So where did Jimmy-boy say he was going? 528 00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:14,293 Kenosha. 529 00:26:14,376 --> 00:26:15,536 Kenosha, Wisconsin. 530 00:26:15,626 --> 00:26:17,376 - Kenosha, Wisconsin? - Mmm-hmm. 531 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:19,500 Yeah? Right. 532 00:26:20,585 --> 00:26:21,665 He ain't left town. 533 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,251 What makes you so sure? 534 00:26:23,335 --> 00:26:25,375 ESP, darling. 535 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,170 Let's just leave it at that. 536 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,880 (TOY GUN FIRING) 537 00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:34,541 (BOTH MOANING) 538 00:26:35,585 --> 00:26:37,535 So why'd you become a cop? 539 00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:40,751 Your heart doesn't exactly seem to be in it. 540 00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:45,498 I guess I always wanted to pervert the course of justice. 541 00:26:46,751 --> 00:26:49,501 Plus you can shoot people for no reason. 542 00:26:49,585 --> 00:26:52,035 Nobody can do a goddamn thing about it. 543 00:27:06,835 --> 00:27:08,585 - (TERRY GRUNTS) - (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 544 00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:10,593 Any sign of Reynard? 545 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,290 BOB: No, he's still in there. 546 00:27:14,251 --> 00:27:16,791 TERRY: What's going on in the big wide world? 547 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:19,626 Two hundred people died in an earthquake in Peru. 548 00:27:19,710 --> 00:27:21,040 Who gives a fuck? 549 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,840 Peruvians? 550 00:27:25,418 --> 00:27:26,788 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 551 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:33,461 (COCKS GUN) 552 00:27:38,710 --> 00:27:40,170 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 553 00:27:46,876 --> 00:27:47,956 (WOMAN SOBBING) 554 00:27:52,168 --> 00:27:53,288 Oof. 555 00:27:53,376 --> 00:27:55,996 - That looks nasty. - (WOMAN SOBBING) 556 00:27:56,668 --> 00:27:57,748 Are you his wife, ma'am? 557 00:28:00,043 --> 00:28:02,093 (CONTINUES SOBBING) 558 00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:03,588 Why'd you stick him, ma'am? 559 00:28:04,793 --> 00:28:07,093 Ma'am! Why did you stick him? 560 00:28:07,626 --> 00:28:08,916 (INDISTINCT) 561 00:28:11,876 --> 00:28:13,786 (SOBBING CONTINUES) 562 00:28:13,876 --> 00:28:17,206 Ma'am, that's getting to sound just a little bit monotonous now. 563 00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:20,290 Ma'am... 564 00:28:24,043 --> 00:28:25,793 Can we play a little game? 565 00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:27,746 Can we play a little game of Shut The Fuck Up? 566 00:28:34,918 --> 00:28:37,838 Ma'am, did you do those paintings? 567 00:28:38,793 --> 00:28:40,293 He's gone. 568 00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:41,536 So is he. 569 00:28:45,585 --> 00:28:47,995 (PIANO PLAYING) 570 00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:53,673 Yeah, but did you know that Joseph Conrad and Vincent van Gogh 571 00:28:53,751 --> 00:28:56,501 both tried to kill themselves by shooting themselves in the heart? 572 00:28:56,585 --> 00:28:58,285 And both missed. 573 00:28:58,918 --> 00:29:00,498 No, it's true. 574 00:29:00,585 --> 00:29:02,585 No, I'm not making this shit up! 575 00:29:02,668 --> 00:29:03,998 Fuck you! 576 00:29:04,085 --> 00:29:06,685 - (WOMAN CONTINUES SOBBING) - Crime-scene pricks are on their way. 577 00:29:06,751 --> 00:29:08,631 TERRY: She says his name is Danny. 578 00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:10,420 BOB: Say anything about Reynard? 579 00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:13,019 - Planning a heist or something? - No, I can barely get a word out of her. 580 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:14,394 She's still bawling her fucking eyes out. 581 00:29:14,418 --> 00:29:15,458 BOB: Shut up! 582 00:29:15,543 --> 00:29:16,686 What are we gonna do about the kid? 583 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:17,840 I mean, what can we do? 584 00:29:21,168 --> 00:29:22,248 (GRUNTS) 585 00:29:23,293 --> 00:29:24,463 TERRY: Out. 586 00:29:24,543 --> 00:29:26,043 - Fuck! - BOB: That was out. 587 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:30,633 Give me a second, sisters. 588 00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:32,790 I'll play. 589 00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:40,456 It's good. 590 00:29:44,085 --> 00:29:45,602 What happened to your nose, sweetheart? 591 00:29:45,626 --> 00:29:47,456 A Chihuahua bit me. 592 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,130 So what's up? 593 00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:53,666 Clifford Reynard shuffled off this mortal coil. 594 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,501 So what? 595 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,505 So the Webb brothers are gonna need a new driver. 596 00:29:57,543 --> 00:29:59,003 And soon, probably. 597 00:29:59,085 --> 00:30:00,875 So if you hear of anything... 598 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with the whole cop-slash-informant dialectic. 599 00:30:07,043 --> 00:30:08,673 (GRUNTS) 600 00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:12,003 TERRY: Fucking mishit. 601 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,170 You did not mean that! 602 00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:17,751 Pure luck. 603 00:30:19,626 --> 00:30:21,286 Oh, come on! 604 00:30:21,376 --> 00:30:23,376 No need for a fucking jihad here! 605 00:30:25,043 --> 00:30:27,043 Can't take him anywhere. 606 00:30:30,876 --> 00:30:32,496 TERRY: My mom died young. 607 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:35,210 She was an alcoholic. 608 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,003 JACKIE: What about your dad? 609 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,915 I never knew him. 610 00:30:39,001 --> 00:30:40,291 How about you? 611 00:30:42,168 --> 00:30:43,958 He's dead. 612 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,093 How? 613 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,500 Suicide-murder. 614 00:30:49,418 --> 00:30:50,878 Suicide-murder? 615 00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:54,206 Was that, like, some pact thing? 616 00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:57,061 Like he killed your mom and then offed himself? 617 00:30:57,085 --> 00:30:59,245 No, my mom lives in Tennessee. 618 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,535 So it was another woman? 619 00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:03,208 - Mmm, no. - Another man? 620 00:31:03,293 --> 00:31:04,503 Yeah. 621 00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:07,630 But not... He wasn't gay or anything. 622 00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:09,708 Well, I don't, I don't get it. 623 00:31:09,793 --> 00:31:11,713 He was a security guard 624 00:31:11,793 --> 00:31:13,883 but he always wanted to be a SWAT guy. 625 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,340 - Why? - He never made it. 626 00:31:15,418 --> 00:31:17,498 - Why? I don't know. - They're fucking assholes. 627 00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:19,665 Well, so was he. 628 00:31:19,751 --> 00:31:22,091 So one night, he goes into a bar 629 00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:23,878 and he gets to drinking 630 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,670 and he gets more and more depressed 631 00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:28,961 and he pulls out his gun and he blows his brains out. 632 00:31:29,043 --> 00:31:32,043 Unfortunately, there's this guy sitting next to him. 633 00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:34,246 And the bullet goes through my dad's head 634 00:31:34,335 --> 00:31:36,245 and hits this other guy in his head... 635 00:31:36,335 --> 00:31:37,519 - (LAUGHING) - ...and kills him. 636 00:31:37,543 --> 00:31:39,673 - No. - Yeah. 637 00:31:39,751 --> 00:31:44,671 So the inquest found that technically, it was a suicide-murder. 638 00:31:46,293 --> 00:31:47,383 Although 639 00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:50,140 if my dad was dead before the bullet hit this other guy in his head, 640 00:31:50,168 --> 00:31:52,088 was that actually murder? 641 00:31:52,168 --> 00:31:53,708 Philosophically speaking? 642 00:31:54,793 --> 00:31:56,477 That's a very interesting question, actually. 643 00:31:56,501 --> 00:31:59,091 - I'll ask Bob, he'll know. - (CHUCKLING) 644 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:01,168 Let me know what he says. 645 00:32:05,168 --> 00:32:06,878 (COUPLE MOANING ON TV) 646 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,130 There's no plot in these things any more. 647 00:32:09,251 --> 00:32:10,921 Just straight in there. 648 00:32:11,001 --> 00:32:13,251 (MOANING CONTINUES) 649 00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:15,843 No preamble, no nothing. 650 00:32:15,918 --> 00:32:17,338 MAN: (ON TV) Oh, yeah. Take it! 651 00:32:17,418 --> 00:32:19,038 Where's the romance? 652 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:22,170 Starts and ends with the script. 653 00:32:22,251 --> 00:32:23,852 - You ain't got a good script... - (DIALLING PHONE) 654 00:32:23,876 --> 00:32:25,126 ...you ain't got shit. 655 00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:26,956 (BOYS GRUNTING) 656 00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:28,186 BOB: You guys think you're tough? 657 00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:29,960 You guys think you're so tough, huh? 658 00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:31,253 You think I can't do it? 659 00:32:31,335 --> 00:32:32,835 (PHONE RINGING) 660 00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:36,415 Oh, God, it's real. It's going off. 661 00:32:36,501 --> 00:32:37,631 Playboy Mansion. 662 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:39,000 - REGGIE: Hey! - Stop! 663 00:32:39,835 --> 00:32:42,245 Whatever it is, it's happening at the mosque downtown, 664 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,205 1:00 pm tomorrow. Don't ask me what. 665 00:32:44,293 --> 00:32:45,343 Who's doing the driving? 666 00:32:45,418 --> 00:32:48,288 The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. How the fuck should I know? 667 00:32:50,876 --> 00:32:52,602 One thing that I forgot to tell you guys is... 668 00:32:52,626 --> 00:32:53,876 Sha-bam! 669 00:32:56,793 --> 00:32:57,923 How do I look? 670 00:32:58,001 --> 00:32:59,171 Mmm-hmm. Suits you. 671 00:32:59,251 --> 00:33:01,921 - (CHUCKLING) - Stupid feckin' cops. 672 00:33:07,626 --> 00:33:09,666 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 673 00:33:17,543 --> 00:33:18,843 (EXHALES) 674 00:33:27,585 --> 00:33:29,285 You're soaked. 675 00:33:30,668 --> 00:33:32,088 You okay? 676 00:33:34,085 --> 00:33:35,375 Yeah, I'm okay. 677 00:33:36,835 --> 00:33:38,625 Did you have a bad dream? 678 00:33:41,918 --> 00:33:43,378 Go back to sleep, babe. 679 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,540 JACKIE: Hmm. 680 00:34:20,543 --> 00:34:22,043 (INAUDIBLE) 681 00:34:26,876 --> 00:34:28,286 (INAUDIBLE) 682 00:34:42,918 --> 00:34:44,338 (INAUDIBLE) 683 00:34:50,626 --> 00:34:52,166 (INAUDIBLE) 684 00:35:18,168 --> 00:35:20,248 - Yeah, perfecto. - (GIGGLES) 685 00:35:20,668 --> 00:35:22,338 (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) 686 00:35:36,585 --> 00:35:37,995 (BOTH LAUGHING) 687 00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:44,218 - You know what they say about vertigo? - Mmm. 688 00:35:44,293 --> 00:35:46,383 The vertigo is not the fear of falling 689 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:48,460 but the fear of wanting to fall. 690 00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:55,916 Aloha, ladies. 691 00:35:58,126 --> 00:35:59,746 TERRY: I don't think this is right, man. 692 00:36:01,043 --> 00:36:03,253 They're not gonna knock over a fucking mosque. 693 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,340 They'll have ISIS on their asses. 694 00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:08,336 Or al-Qaida. 695 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,206 Hey, is it al-Qaida or al-Qaeda? 696 00:36:11,835 --> 00:36:13,745 You say al-Qaeda, I'll say al-Qaida. 697 00:36:13,835 --> 00:36:16,375 - I say al-Qaida, you say al-Qaeda. - Al-Qaeda. 698 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:18,500 - Al-Qaeda. (CHUCKLES) - Al-Qaida. 699 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:20,133 What are you doing? 700 00:36:20,210 --> 00:36:21,340 We're loitering with intent. 701 00:36:21,418 --> 00:36:23,248 What the fuck does it look like we're doing? 702 00:36:23,335 --> 00:36:24,375 Fuck off. 703 00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:26,000 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 704 00:36:26,085 --> 00:36:27,535 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 705 00:36:27,626 --> 00:36:28,996 - You fuck off. - Hey! Hey! 706 00:36:29,793 --> 00:36:32,463 You might wanna be a little careful 707 00:36:32,543 --> 00:36:33,686 or you'll wind up another dead schizophrenic, 708 00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:34,790 you know what I'm saying? 709 00:36:34,876 --> 00:36:36,626 And that bike is way too small for you. 710 00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:38,130 (SIRENS WAILING) 711 00:36:41,376 --> 00:36:43,206 Hey, you don't think Reggie would... 712 00:36:43,293 --> 00:36:45,383 - (SIRENS CONTINUE) - (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 713 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:46,590 Oh, fuck! 714 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,015 TERRY: Should've gone to Wisconsin and fucked some sheep, Jimmy-boy. 715 00:36:56,668 --> 00:36:58,088 You know him? 716 00:36:58,168 --> 00:36:59,378 Yeah. 717 00:36:59,501 --> 00:37:02,421 James Harris. He's been on the run these last couple of months. 718 00:37:02,501 --> 00:37:03,751 Apparently, he's a Quaker. 719 00:37:03,835 --> 00:37:05,535 A Quaker? 720 00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:07,036 I thought they abhor violence. 721 00:37:07,668 --> 00:37:09,128 Was it a good shoot or a bad shoot? 722 00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:10,836 STANTON: Well... (CHUCKLES) 723 00:37:11,585 --> 00:37:14,585 ...that's what we would call a "contentious issue". 724 00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:15,788 Fuck me. 725 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:19,170 Again, really? It's like every fucking week. 726 00:37:20,501 --> 00:37:22,541 - At least these guys are white. - Yeah! 727 00:37:22,626 --> 00:37:24,426 - Yeah. Gotta look at the bright side. - Yeah. 728 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,883 - TERRY: What happened to the driver? - He got away. 729 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,130 Oh. Was he a Latin, Caucasian or Negro gentleman? 730 00:37:30,210 --> 00:37:32,170 African American, yes. 731 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:35,001 Got away with the money, too. Close to a mil. 732 00:37:36,251 --> 00:37:37,461 Wait a second. 733 00:37:38,251 --> 00:37:39,771 How'd you know the driver was missing? 734 00:37:40,918 --> 00:37:41,958 Wild guess. 735 00:37:42,043 --> 00:37:43,644 - That's a wild guess? - Wild guess, yeah. 736 00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:44,894 We never said missing. Nobody ever said missing. 737 00:37:44,918 --> 00:37:46,061 He just said, "What happened to the driver?" 738 00:37:46,085 --> 00:37:47,565 - He just asked. - I was just curious. 739 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:53,206 Reynard gets shanked so he can't drive, he's dead. 740 00:37:53,293 --> 00:37:55,963 So Jimmy Harris asks his old pal Reggie to be the driver. 741 00:37:56,043 --> 00:37:59,593 And Reggie, the double-crossing bastard, 742 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:01,838 decoys us and skedaddles with the money. 743 00:38:02,626 --> 00:38:03,876 Whose money? 744 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,670 Our money. 745 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,040 (GRUNTING) 746 00:38:18,543 --> 00:38:19,593 (SPITS) 747 00:38:19,668 --> 00:38:21,498 Patronising fuck. 748 00:38:23,085 --> 00:38:24,375 Ah... 749 00:38:25,376 --> 00:38:27,166 Well, well, well. 750 00:38:29,001 --> 00:38:30,631 Allah be praised. 751 00:38:41,876 --> 00:38:43,336 (SIGHS) What are you thinking? 752 00:38:45,043 --> 00:38:48,043 I'm thinking someone has just made a very big mistake. 753 00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:02,251 (SIGHS) 754 00:39:03,043 --> 00:39:05,293 TERRY: So you heard about Jimmy Harris. 755 00:39:05,918 --> 00:39:08,128 I just lit a candle for him. 756 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,790 That's a very good idea. 757 00:39:09,876 --> 00:39:11,586 He's gonna need all the help he can get. 758 00:39:11,668 --> 00:39:14,088 He wasn't so bad. He always treated me okay. 759 00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:17,248 He was a Quaker. 760 00:39:17,335 --> 00:39:18,625 They didn't have to kill him. 761 00:39:18,710 --> 00:39:21,880 He would've tried to kill them, if he had the chance. 762 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,630 Quaker or not. 763 00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:27,536 Tell me about Russell Birdwell. 764 00:39:28,251 --> 00:39:29,591 What's there to tell? 765 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,208 He runs a strip joint. 766 00:39:31,293 --> 00:39:33,883 It's not like he's Diaghilev with the Ballets Russes. 767 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,340 Come on. 768 00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:37,588 He wanted to know why you were looking for me. 769 00:39:37,668 --> 00:39:40,418 I told him you weren't looking for me, you were looking for Jimmy. 770 00:39:40,501 --> 00:39:43,001 That wasn't good enough for Mr Birdwell, was it? 771 00:39:43,751 --> 00:39:45,791 He's a wacko. 772 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:48,086 I had a run-in with him before. 773 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,998 What about? 774 00:39:50,085 --> 00:39:52,415 He tried to get me to do a porno. 775 00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:54,171 I told him to get lost. 776 00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:55,541 He got nasty. 777 00:39:57,835 --> 00:39:59,125 He got nasty? 778 00:39:59,793 --> 00:40:01,433 (BEAR HUG BY FUN LOVIN' CRIMINALS PLAYING) 779 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:04,131 (TYRES SCREECHING) 780 00:40:08,626 --> 00:40:10,496 Okay, mami, I got three dollars! 781 00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,251 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 782 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:21,880 Birdwell! 783 00:40:23,085 --> 00:40:25,165 - BOB: Nobody move! - Move! 784 00:40:25,251 --> 00:40:26,341 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 785 00:40:27,585 --> 00:40:28,745 Snake! 786 00:40:28,835 --> 00:40:29,875 Oh, fuck! 787 00:40:30,168 --> 00:40:31,248 (PANTING) 788 00:40:37,918 --> 00:40:39,878 - Fuck! - Fuck! 789 00:40:51,085 --> 00:40:52,495 (GRUNTS) 790 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:01,206 Move! 791 00:41:19,418 --> 00:41:21,288 (PLAYING JAUNTY TUNE) 792 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,840 (ALL SHOUTING) 793 00:41:29,418 --> 00:41:30,788 You're a shit shot, Birdwell. 794 00:41:31,876 --> 00:41:34,556 No one cares about innocent bystanders. Why do you keep moving, man? 795 00:41:49,918 --> 00:41:51,208 - (GUNSHOT) - (BOTH GRUNT) 796 00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:55,133 (GRUNTS) 797 00:41:57,043 --> 00:41:58,343 Fuck. 798 00:41:58,918 --> 00:42:01,038 Fuck. Fuck! 799 00:42:01,168 --> 00:42:02,668 Bob, were you hit? 800 00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:04,921 It's just a cramp. A bad one. 801 00:42:05,751 --> 00:42:06,841 Go, go. 802 00:42:07,835 --> 00:42:09,285 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 803 00:42:09,376 --> 00:42:10,996 (INHALES) I'm just gonna breathe. 804 00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:25,503 (PANTING) 805 00:42:31,876 --> 00:42:33,086 Come on, little piggy. 806 00:42:33,876 --> 00:42:34,916 Come on! 807 00:42:39,418 --> 00:42:40,498 (CHUCKLES) 808 00:42:45,085 --> 00:42:46,915 You see this ring? 809 00:42:47,001 --> 00:42:48,091 My mom gave me this ring. 810 00:42:48,543 --> 00:42:49,593 Ah. 811 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,268 It's a nice ring. You know what it's for? 812 00:42:53,335 --> 00:42:54,415 (BOTH GRUNTING) 813 00:42:58,001 --> 00:43:00,541 It's for beating the shit out of scumbags like you. 814 00:43:00,626 --> 00:43:01,706 (PANTING) 815 00:43:01,793 --> 00:43:02,883 (GRUNTS) 816 00:43:03,543 --> 00:43:06,093 - (BLOWS LANDING) - (BIRDWELL GRUNTING) 817 00:43:12,085 --> 00:43:13,835 Why don't we just throw him off the roof? 818 00:43:14,376 --> 00:43:15,706 - Huh? - I'm kidding. I'm... 819 00:43:16,876 --> 00:43:18,246 It was a bad joke. 820 00:43:18,418 --> 00:43:19,748 Hey, you wanna go grab a burrito? 821 00:43:19,835 --> 00:43:21,955 I can't, it's date night. 822 00:43:22,835 --> 00:43:23,995 Oh. 823 00:43:27,835 --> 00:43:28,955 A million dollars? 824 00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,227 BOB: It's a nice, round number. 825 00:43:30,251 --> 00:43:31,961 That's my favourite round number. 826 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:33,923 We don't need a million dollars to retire. 827 00:43:34,001 --> 00:43:35,041 No? 828 00:43:35,126 --> 00:43:37,376 Not if you're gonna get killed going after it. 829 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:38,920 Oh, I can handle myself, baby girl. 830 00:43:39,001 --> 00:43:41,001 Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 831 00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:42,915 - Fuck you. - And besides, 832 00:43:43,168 --> 00:43:45,408 - fortune favours the bold. - You know where that's from? 833 00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:47,340 - Greek mythology. - Oh. 834 00:43:47,418 --> 00:43:50,288 A guy named Turnus said it just before another guy 835 00:43:50,376 --> 00:43:52,206 named Aeneas 836 00:43:52,293 --> 00:43:54,423 popped a cap in his ass. 837 00:43:54,585 --> 00:43:55,769 It's just like my mother said. 838 00:43:55,793 --> 00:43:58,463 You're too damn smart for your own damn good. 839 00:43:59,751 --> 00:44:01,211 One second. 840 00:44:01,293 --> 00:44:02,713 Hey, assfuck! 841 00:44:03,085 --> 00:44:04,165 (CHUCKLES) 842 00:44:04,835 --> 00:44:06,165 Did you shit in this? 843 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,420 (CAT MEOWS) 844 00:44:13,543 --> 00:44:15,293 JACKIE: Whoa, there, pilgrim. 845 00:44:17,293 --> 00:44:18,503 This is lush. 846 00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:21,421 Yeah, it's all right. 847 00:44:23,085 --> 00:44:25,205 Don't be getting any ideas, though. 848 00:44:25,293 --> 00:44:28,963 This is just till this bullshit with Birdwell blows over. 849 00:44:34,876 --> 00:44:36,626 How can you afford this place? 850 00:44:37,126 --> 00:44:38,376 Overtime. 851 00:44:38,751 --> 00:44:42,291 (RHINESTONE COWBOY BY GLEN CAMPBELL PLAYING) 852 00:45:49,293 --> 00:45:51,133 (VIDEO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 853 00:45:59,751 --> 00:46:01,091 Where's Reggie? 854 00:46:01,210 --> 00:46:03,250 Why the fuck would I tell you? 855 00:46:03,335 --> 00:46:05,915 Well, we know that Reggie was the driver for the racetrack heist. 856 00:46:06,001 --> 00:46:07,091 Where is he? 857 00:46:07,168 --> 00:46:08,958 You're making me repeat meself now. 858 00:46:09,168 --> 00:46:10,878 Why the fuck would I... 859 00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:12,750 All right, don't fucking hit me! 860 00:46:12,835 --> 00:46:14,035 I'm an only child. 861 00:46:14,126 --> 00:46:15,206 He got away with the money. 862 00:46:15,793 --> 00:46:16,883 How much? 863 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,040 Million bucks. 864 00:46:18,918 --> 00:46:20,498 - Fuck me. - Yep. 865 00:46:20,585 --> 00:46:21,915 A million? 866 00:46:22,835 --> 00:46:23,995 (SIGHS) 867 00:46:24,126 --> 00:46:26,586 - How much do I get if I... - Rat out your friend? 868 00:46:26,793 --> 00:46:27,883 Yeah. 869 00:46:29,168 --> 00:46:31,168 - 50. - 200. 870 00:46:31,335 --> 00:46:33,165 - 50. - 175. 871 00:46:33,251 --> 00:46:34,921 - 50. - 100. 872 00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:36,750 All right, 50. 873 00:46:37,668 --> 00:46:38,708 Where is he? 874 00:46:38,793 --> 00:46:41,003 You're not gonna believe this, lads. (LAUGHS) 875 00:46:42,418 --> 00:46:43,628 Fucking Iceland. 876 00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:03,394 Well, they have something called the Blue Lagoon here. 877 00:47:03,418 --> 00:47:04,838 It's a hotspot. 878 00:47:04,918 --> 00:47:06,088 It's outdoors. 879 00:47:07,251 --> 00:47:10,001 It's probably full of sweaty Europeans with bad teeth, 880 00:47:10,085 --> 00:47:11,585 fucking each other. 881 00:47:12,918 --> 00:47:14,628 You'd be swimming around in jizz. 882 00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:18,668 European jizz. 883 00:47:21,501 --> 00:47:23,541 It was one of the first movies I ever saw, actually. 884 00:47:23,626 --> 00:47:25,036 European Jizz? 885 00:47:25,126 --> 00:47:26,746 - The Blue Lagoon. - Oh, right. 886 00:47:27,293 --> 00:47:30,043 Either that or DOC SAVAGE: Man of Bronze. 887 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,210 Oh, fuck. 888 00:47:42,085 --> 00:47:43,205 Hey, Bob. 889 00:47:43,376 --> 00:47:44,456 Yeah. 890 00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:47,086 What's the plan for finding Reggie? 891 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,250 It's gonna be tough tracking him down without anything to go on. 892 00:47:52,418 --> 00:47:53,878 Isn't it? 893 00:47:54,335 --> 00:47:55,785 Well, he's black. 894 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:58,456 How many fucking black people do you think there are in Iceland? 895 00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:01,673 We just stand around here and keep our eyes open. 896 00:48:02,543 --> 00:48:05,343 That's not much of a plan, Bob. You don't think we should try... 897 00:48:05,418 --> 00:48:06,628 There he is. 898 00:48:13,751 --> 00:48:15,291 (PANTING) 899 00:48:29,751 --> 00:48:32,001 (CONTINUES PANTING) 900 00:48:43,835 --> 00:48:46,085 I'm a black belt in jiu jitsu, motherfuckers! 901 00:48:50,293 --> 00:48:52,633 TERRY: You don't put up much of a fight, do you? 902 00:48:53,001 --> 00:48:55,091 Fucking Stephen Hawking could knock you out. 903 00:48:55,210 --> 00:48:56,710 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 904 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,381 Well, you kinda have to be. 905 00:48:58,460 --> 00:48:59,860 I guess I should count myself lucky 906 00:48:59,918 --> 00:49:01,602 you didn't put me in a fucking chokehold or some shit. 907 00:49:01,626 --> 00:49:02,996 Shut up, shut up. 908 00:49:03,585 --> 00:49:05,335 So, Iceland. What the fuck? 909 00:49:05,668 --> 00:49:07,628 - I wasn't thinking straight. - No shit. 910 00:49:07,751 --> 00:49:08,961 I panicked, okay? 911 00:49:09,043 --> 00:49:11,593 You would too if you saw everyone around you getting popped. 912 00:49:11,668 --> 00:49:13,019 That shit was stone-cold murder, man. 913 00:49:13,043 --> 00:49:14,602 Jimmy and the guys were giving themselves up. 914 00:49:14,626 --> 00:49:17,036 Oh, don't look at me. I fucking hate murder. 915 00:49:17,126 --> 00:49:18,706 - Don't I, Terry? - He hates murder. 916 00:49:18,793 --> 00:49:20,293 Oh, I hate murder! 917 00:49:20,585 --> 00:49:21,995 It really upsets me. 918 00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:23,561 But more importantly, where's the loot? 919 00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:24,915 Stashed it. 920 00:49:26,293 --> 00:49:27,383 How much you want? 921 00:49:27,793 --> 00:49:29,753 - All of it. - (SCOFFS) Obviously. 922 00:49:29,835 --> 00:49:32,785 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you, glass-jaw boy. 923 00:49:33,293 --> 00:49:35,133 You're gonna hand over that million bucks or... 924 00:49:35,210 --> 00:49:36,960 (LAUGHING) 925 00:49:37,085 --> 00:49:39,455 - A million bucks? - (MOCKINGLY) Yeah, a million bucks. 926 00:49:40,085 --> 00:49:42,875 I don't have a fucking million bucks, are you crazy? 927 00:49:43,001 --> 00:49:45,686 You fucking cheapskate! You walked away with a million fucking dollars! 928 00:49:45,710 --> 00:49:46,840 It wasn't all mine! 929 00:49:46,918 --> 00:49:49,436 I had to give it to the cat who planned the whole thing, then I got my cut. 930 00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:51,210 Oh, now you're bullshitting us. 931 00:49:51,293 --> 00:49:53,923 Either the Webb brothers planned it or Jimmy Harris planned it 932 00:49:54,001 --> 00:49:55,341 and they're all fucking dead. 933 00:49:55,418 --> 00:49:57,498 Jimmy and the Webb brothers were tapped out. 934 00:49:57,585 --> 00:49:59,705 That's why they took the gig in the first place. 935 00:49:59,793 --> 00:50:02,593 The whole thing was planned by this money guy, 936 00:50:02,668 --> 00:50:04,498 a British dude named James Mangan. 937 00:50:04,585 --> 00:50:05,665 Mmm. 938 00:50:05,751 --> 00:50:07,711 Never heard of him. Where can we find him? 939 00:50:07,793 --> 00:50:09,133 I don't know where he lives. 940 00:50:09,210 --> 00:50:11,130 He's this mysterious character. 941 00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:14,036 I know he's got some legit businesses, but... 942 00:50:14,126 --> 00:50:15,727 Look, I'll tell you guys everything I know 943 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,461 but you gotta give me a little leeway here. 944 00:50:17,626 --> 00:50:18,706 How much do you have? 945 00:50:18,793 --> 00:50:19,883 200. 946 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,227 - We'll take a hundred. - Fuck you. 947 00:50:21,251 --> 00:50:22,341 It's hard but it's fair. 948 00:50:22,418 --> 00:50:23,918 It is pretty fair, yeah. 949 00:50:25,001 --> 00:50:26,091 (SIGHS) 950 00:50:26,751 --> 00:50:27,921 Fine. 951 00:50:31,168 --> 00:50:32,248 Mmm. 952 00:50:32,668 --> 00:50:33,868 How are you finding the place? 953 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,340 Not exactly the best place to blend in 954 00:50:37,376 --> 00:50:39,666 but upside is I think I'm falling in love. 955 00:50:41,626 --> 00:50:43,166 Baby, where have you been? 956 00:50:48,085 --> 00:50:49,165 (CHUCKLES) 957 00:50:53,668 --> 00:50:55,038 You guys want a drink? 958 00:50:57,293 --> 00:50:59,503 I got some pretty good whisky. 959 00:50:59,710 --> 00:51:00,880 I'm good. 960 00:51:01,001 --> 00:51:02,561 I'll try a little bit of that whisky, Kimberly. 961 00:51:02,585 --> 00:51:04,165 So how long have you known Reggie? 962 00:51:04,251 --> 00:51:06,291 - We're old pals. - And you're here on holiday? 963 00:51:06,501 --> 00:51:08,791 No, just a quick in and out. 964 00:51:09,001 --> 00:51:10,881 - You're together? - Yes, we are. 965 00:51:11,626 --> 00:51:14,666 No, Kimberly, we are not together. I'm a heterosexual man. 966 00:51:14,793 --> 00:51:16,463 He's also a heterosexual man. 967 00:51:17,001 --> 00:51:18,631 Well, good for you, honey. 968 00:51:19,585 --> 00:51:21,535 You know, you should go to the Blue Lagoon. 969 00:51:21,626 --> 00:51:23,496 It's very refreshing. 970 00:51:23,585 --> 00:51:24,665 I'm sure it is. 971 00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:26,041 I go there a lot. 972 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,206 I'm sure you do. 973 00:51:29,335 --> 00:51:30,665 I hope you choke on it. 974 00:51:32,293 --> 00:51:33,713 (CHUCKLES) 975 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,496 So Reggie is gay, huh? 976 00:51:39,710 --> 00:51:42,420 If Kimberly has a dick, which I'm assuming she does, 977 00:51:42,501 --> 00:51:45,171 then that would make Reggie gay, yes. 978 00:51:45,251 --> 00:51:46,631 Possibly bisexual. 979 00:51:46,793 --> 00:51:49,633 Well, what if Kimberly doesn't have... Like, if she's already... 980 00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:50,960 - Post-op? - Yeah. 981 00:51:51,043 --> 00:51:52,463 That's a good question. 982 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:56,093 That would make Kimberly a woman, which would make Reggie straight. 983 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:58,920 - Would it? - With an asterisk. 984 00:51:59,293 --> 00:52:02,003 - But if Reggie is gay... - Mmm-hmm? 985 00:52:02,085 --> 00:52:05,415 ...do you think Reggie and Pádraic, they... 986 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,923 What the fuck is that, the international symbol for sodomy? 987 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:11,251 - You know exactly what this is. - (LAUGHS) 988 00:52:34,085 --> 00:52:36,366 You know, I don't think you're allowed to do that in here. 989 00:52:36,543 --> 00:52:37,923 (MANGAN INHALES) 990 00:52:38,543 --> 00:52:41,753 In fact, I don't think you're allowed to do that anywhere. 991 00:52:41,835 --> 00:52:44,205 I've just realised what you remind me of, Russell. 992 00:52:45,751 --> 00:52:47,541 A bloody Cyclops. 993 00:52:47,626 --> 00:52:49,666 I don't know what that means and you know I don't. 994 00:52:49,751 --> 00:52:52,041 You never read the Odyssey at school, Russell? 995 00:52:52,793 --> 00:52:54,423 You do surprise me. 996 00:52:55,126 --> 00:52:56,456 I read it in the original Greek 997 00:52:56,543 --> 00:52:58,943 when I was travelling through the Peloponnese with my father. 998 00:52:59,668 --> 00:53:01,748 I lost my fucking eye! 999 00:53:01,835 --> 00:53:03,375 Calm down. 1000 00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:05,210 You still have one good one. 1001 00:53:08,293 --> 00:53:10,503 I'm gonna fuck over those fucking assholes... 1002 00:53:10,585 --> 00:53:12,436 No, you're not. You're not gonna fuck over anyone. 1003 00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:14,710 They're still policemen, after all. 1004 00:53:15,501 --> 00:53:17,171 I don't wanna get into 1005 00:53:17,251 --> 00:53:21,091 some kinda fucking contretemps with you, Your Lordship, 1006 00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:23,378 especially not in my condition. 1007 00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:25,590 But I do believe you're being overly cautious. 1008 00:53:25,751 --> 00:53:29,131 Do you know who the greatest criminal that ever lived is? 1009 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:35,085 - No, I don't know. - No, you don't. 1010 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,500 Because if you did, 1011 00:53:37,585 --> 00:53:40,125 he wouldn't be the greatest criminal 1012 00:53:40,210 --> 00:53:42,920 that ever fucking lived, now, would he? Hmm? 1013 00:53:43,001 --> 00:53:45,711 Fuck, man, that's just the crack talking. 1014 00:53:46,585 --> 00:53:49,745 But to put your mind at ease, I shall have a word with them. 1015 00:53:51,001 --> 00:53:53,251 Give them a little reducer, 1016 00:53:53,335 --> 00:53:54,835 as we say in good old England. 1017 00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:56,423 Yeah? 1018 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,130 What if it doesn't take? 1019 00:54:00,210 --> 00:54:02,290 Eat your grapes, Russell. 1020 00:54:03,501 --> 00:54:05,091 Eat your grapes. 1021 00:54:19,626 --> 00:54:21,206 BOB: You shot his fucking nuts off. 1022 00:54:21,293 --> 00:54:24,463 TERRY: You shoot a guy in the cojones, Bob, that shitbird's going down. 1023 00:54:24,543 --> 00:54:26,519 BOB: Who makes these things, anyway? They're kinda racist. 1024 00:54:26,543 --> 00:54:27,673 TERRY: Looks like Reggie. 1025 00:54:27,751 --> 00:54:28,841 STANTON: Hey! 1026 00:54:30,001 --> 00:54:31,421 Where the hell have you two been? 1027 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:32,631 Following up on a tip-off. 1028 00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:34,376 To where, fucking Iceland? 1029 00:54:36,626 --> 00:54:39,416 - No, we were in Iceland! - Yeah. 1030 00:54:39,668 --> 00:54:41,378 Bob, that shit's not funny any more. 1031 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:44,880 Not that it was funny to begin with, so I don't even know why I said that. 1032 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,000 Anyway, during your unexplained absence, 1033 00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:51,710 I received a very serious allegation of assault. 1034 00:54:51,793 --> 00:54:53,633 This Russell Birdwell character. 1035 00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:55,170 - Fuck him! - No, Terry! 1036 00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:56,711 Fuck you! 1037 00:54:56,793 --> 00:55:00,593 How many times do I have to tell you? 1038 00:55:00,668 --> 00:55:03,668 His lawyer is threatening to have you arraigned on attempted murder charges. 1039 00:55:03,751 --> 00:55:06,341 Murder charges? He was shooting at us, for Christ's sake! 1040 00:55:06,418 --> 00:55:07,838 I gave him a couple of slaps. 1041 00:55:07,918 --> 00:55:09,628 - Oh. - That's it. Fucking pussy. 1042 00:55:09,751 --> 00:55:10,881 Well, he claims 1043 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,750 you failed to identify yourselves as police officers, 1044 00:55:13,835 --> 00:55:16,285 which is why he fled the scene. 1045 00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:19,380 Those are what we call mitigating circumstances. 1046 00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:22,290 The fact that you knocked out one of his eyes 1047 00:55:22,376 --> 00:55:23,916 while beating him to a pulp, 1048 00:55:24,001 --> 00:55:28,091 those are not what we call mitigating circumstances. Capisce? 1049 00:55:28,293 --> 00:55:30,923 I told you, Birdwell's part of an ongoing investigation. 1050 00:55:31,001 --> 00:55:32,671 We're gonna get it cleared up in two days. 1051 00:55:32,751 --> 00:55:36,751 Well, you'd better, cos this shit's not going away. 1052 00:55:36,835 --> 00:55:38,227 Meanwhile, I had to release the prick, 1053 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:40,251 - pending further investigation. - Oh, fuck me! 1054 00:55:40,335 --> 00:55:44,245 And I have had the hard word from the powers that be. 1055 00:55:44,335 --> 00:55:46,125 So, do me a favour, fellas, 1056 00:55:46,210 --> 00:55:49,340 slowly, slowly catchee monkey. You got it? 1057 00:55:49,501 --> 00:55:50,671 Got it. 1058 00:55:52,501 --> 00:55:54,211 (HORSE NEIGHING) 1059 00:56:01,835 --> 00:56:03,125 Hey, shorty. 1060 00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:04,673 Where can we find James Mangan? 1061 00:56:05,043 --> 00:56:06,543 Get the hell off this property! 1062 00:56:08,710 --> 00:56:10,290 Get off this property! 1063 00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:12,750 Get off this property! 1064 00:56:13,751 --> 00:56:15,211 What are you doing? 1065 00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,206 Oh, no, no, no! 1066 00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:21,843 Get back here, you little bastard! 1067 00:56:21,918 --> 00:56:22,998 MAN: Help! 1068 00:56:26,085 --> 00:56:27,205 (GASPING) 1069 00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:30,633 He only comes up on weekends to look over his horses. 1070 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,206 He lives... He lives in town. 1071 00:56:33,543 --> 00:56:35,793 - Where in town? - I don't know. 1072 00:56:36,335 --> 00:56:37,705 (SCREAMS AND GURGLES) 1073 00:56:41,626 --> 00:56:42,786 I don't know! 1074 00:56:42,876 --> 00:56:43,996 I swear to God! 1075 00:56:44,085 --> 00:56:45,875 I swear... (SOBS) 1076 00:56:46,168 --> 00:56:48,378 Give me back my fucking wig. 1077 00:56:50,043 --> 00:56:51,543 Give me back my fucking wig! 1078 00:56:51,626 --> 00:56:53,956 - Put the wig on, put the wig on. - Sorry, man, I didn't... 1079 00:56:54,710 --> 00:56:55,894 I didn't mean to upset you like that, man. 1080 00:56:55,918 --> 00:56:57,338 You destroy! 1081 00:56:57,418 --> 00:56:58,958 No, it's fine, it's fine. 1082 00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:00,173 You destroy! 1083 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,631 No, it's great. Oh, my God. It looks... 1084 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:04,380 (SOBBING) 1085 00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:06,090 No! No! 1086 00:57:06,168 --> 00:57:07,668 You take it! 1087 00:57:13,793 --> 00:57:14,883 Jesus Christ, kid. 1088 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,644 With all that time in hand, you'd think you'd do a better job than this. 1089 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:20,038 It's "homeless", not "homles." 1090 00:57:20,335 --> 00:57:21,995 You started with the letters too big here, 1091 00:57:22,085 --> 00:57:23,765 then you had to scrunch them up at the end. 1092 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:25,380 It's bad presentation. 1093 00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:26,540 That's why you're broke. 1094 00:57:26,668 --> 00:57:27,958 It's a lazy piece of work. 1095 00:57:28,376 --> 00:57:29,536 Come on. Leave him alone. 1096 00:57:29,876 --> 00:57:30,956 Thank you. 1097 00:57:32,376 --> 00:57:34,036 Getting soft in your old age? 1098 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:35,920 You need a hug? 1099 00:57:37,543 --> 00:57:38,633 There's no Glen Campbell. 1100 00:57:38,876 --> 00:57:40,286 Unbelievable. 1101 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,710 Put on some Elvis, I'm sure they got some Elvis. 1102 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,790 You know he died on the can? 1103 00:57:44,918 --> 00:57:47,088 Him and Judy Garland. 1104 00:57:47,168 --> 00:57:49,708 - What were they doing on... - Not at the same time. 1105 00:57:50,251 --> 00:57:51,341 Oh. 1106 00:57:56,543 --> 00:57:57,633 What? 1107 00:57:57,835 --> 00:57:59,245 Hey, kid! 1108 00:58:00,293 --> 00:58:01,727 - Get off me! - No, no, I'm not gonna hurt you! 1109 00:58:01,751 --> 00:58:03,671 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1110 00:58:05,335 --> 00:58:06,415 Gotcha. 1111 00:58:07,043 --> 00:58:08,543 Is my mom in jail? 1112 00:58:08,626 --> 00:58:10,336 Yeah, for killing your dad. 1113 00:58:10,501 --> 00:58:12,291 She's not at the beach. (SCOFFS) 1114 00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:14,836 What? 1115 00:58:15,001 --> 00:58:16,501 Are you gonna arrest me, too? 1116 00:58:16,585 --> 00:58:19,375 No, why would we? Are you, like, a little gangster? 1117 00:58:19,918 --> 00:58:21,748 You look like you're in a band. 1118 00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:23,165 Why did she kill him? 1119 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:26,343 Why did your mom kill your dad? 1120 00:58:26,710 --> 00:58:28,380 It's all right, man. We're the good guys. 1121 00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:31,130 - Yeah, we're the good guys. - You can talk to us. 1122 00:58:31,335 --> 00:58:32,415 (SIGHS) 1123 00:58:36,793 --> 00:58:37,883 What are we gonna do? 1124 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,394 Well, we gotta call Social Services. 1125 00:58:39,418 --> 00:58:40,498 - Social Services? - Yeah. 1126 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:42,311 Might as well sell him to the fucking Philippines. 1127 00:58:42,335 --> 00:58:43,815 What, you wanna adopt a "homles" kid? 1128 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:46,293 - No! - Yeah, I can do that. 1129 00:58:46,376 --> 00:58:48,876 - No! - I'm not putting him back on the street. 1130 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,640 Do you think it's easy looking after a kid? 1131 00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:53,090 I got two of 'em and it's not easy, let me tell you. 1132 00:58:53,168 --> 00:58:56,588 I mean, yeah, okay, I love 'em but I gotta feed them 24 hours a day. 1133 00:58:56,668 --> 00:58:59,338 Those little fat fucks... It's hard work. 1134 00:58:59,418 --> 00:59:00,878 So you're saying I'm not up to it? 1135 00:59:01,376 --> 00:59:02,876 Yes. That's what I'm saying. 1136 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,960 Just give me a chance, man. 1137 00:59:08,793 --> 00:59:10,383 Just give me a chance, okay? 1138 00:59:11,001 --> 00:59:12,251 No. 1139 00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:17,420 - What in the hell, Terry? - I'm working on a case, babe, 1140 00:59:18,168 --> 00:59:20,208 and Danny here is the star witness. 1141 00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:24,170 Kinda like in that movie, you know? 1142 00:59:24,251 --> 00:59:25,671 With that kid who died. 1143 00:59:25,751 --> 00:59:28,541 No, what movie? What kid who died? 1144 00:59:28,626 --> 00:59:30,416 Ah, I can't remember. 1145 00:59:30,501 --> 00:59:33,019 Your memory's shot to hell with all that liquor, you know that, right? 1146 00:59:33,043 --> 00:59:34,673 Yes, I do know that. 1147 00:59:36,293 --> 00:59:39,133 It's one of the few things in life I have to be thankful for. 1148 00:59:40,418 --> 00:59:43,061 You can just throw your stuff in one of the spare rooms if you want. 1149 00:59:43,085 --> 00:59:44,665 There's a good kid. 1150 00:59:45,751 --> 00:59:48,131 - Had anything to eat? - Yes, ma'am. 1151 00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:51,250 Okay, well, get cleaned up. I'll bring you in some towels. 1152 00:59:53,126 --> 00:59:55,786 Dolores got you hooked on her feminist crap, huh? 1153 00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:59,173 Hey, can you be a feminist and still wear hotpants? 1154 01:00:00,251 --> 01:00:01,501 Yes, you can. 1155 01:00:01,668 --> 01:00:02,748 Whoo! 1156 01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:05,128 Don't be such a misogynist. 1157 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:06,290 Huh? 1158 01:00:06,376 --> 01:00:07,916 And don't change the subject. 1159 01:00:08,626 --> 01:00:10,306 How long is he supposed to be staying here? 1160 01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:13,602 I don't know, how long are you supposed to be staying here? 1161 01:00:13,626 --> 01:00:16,086 That's not fair. I was in trouble. 1162 01:00:16,168 --> 01:00:17,998 Well, so is he, babe. 1163 01:00:20,210 --> 01:00:23,670 We're just your ordinary, everyday nuclear family. 1164 01:00:25,668 --> 01:00:27,838 (TYRES SCREECHING) 1165 01:00:36,876 --> 01:00:37,956 Hey! 1166 01:00:39,335 --> 01:00:40,745 Members only. 1167 01:00:42,460 --> 01:00:44,000 What the fuck does that say? 1168 01:00:44,918 --> 01:00:46,168 It says you're a member. 1169 01:00:47,168 --> 01:00:48,788 Damn right it does, baby. 1170 01:00:49,710 --> 01:00:51,170 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1171 01:00:51,668 --> 01:00:53,498 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1172 01:00:56,710 --> 01:00:58,250 WOMAN: I want another shot! 1173 01:00:59,751 --> 01:01:01,751 Yo, whoa! Watch out, man! 1174 01:01:02,168 --> 01:01:04,708 WOMAN 1: Jimmy, can you grab me a drink? 1175 01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:10,168 WOMAN 2: Hey, I think John's coming tonight! 1176 01:01:10,251 --> 01:01:11,961 - MAN: Yeah! Whoo! - What? 1177 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:13,477 Oh, my gosh, I thought you broke up with him. 1178 01:01:13,501 --> 01:01:14,841 TERRY: Excuse me! 1179 01:01:14,918 --> 01:01:16,998 Where will I find James Mangan? 1180 01:01:17,085 --> 01:01:18,665 What? How should I know? 1181 01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,711 I mean, where does he live? 1182 01:01:20,793 --> 01:01:23,043 Allow me to reiterate. How should I know? 1183 01:01:23,126 --> 01:01:24,536 Well, he owns this joint, don't he? 1184 01:01:24,626 --> 01:01:26,836 Yeah, so? That don't mean I know where he lives. 1185 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:28,631 Well, how often does he come in? 1186 01:01:28,710 --> 01:01:30,290 Every now and again. 1187 01:01:30,376 --> 01:01:32,336 You gonna order a drink or what? 1188 01:01:32,418 --> 01:01:33,748 Yeah, I'm gonna order a drink. 1189 01:01:33,835 --> 01:01:35,335 I want a Bloody Mary. 1190 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,380 The bloodier the better. 1191 01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:38,590 You got it. 1192 01:01:51,335 --> 01:01:52,477 PÁDRAIC: Are you fucking serious? 1193 01:01:52,501 --> 01:01:54,061 MAITRE D': I'm sorry, you can't come in here looking like that. 1194 01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:55,352 - PÁDRAIC: For fuck's sake. - You can't come in here wearing... 1195 01:01:55,376 --> 01:01:56,519 See the fucking man over there? 1196 01:01:56,543 --> 01:01:58,644 He's a fucking policeman, he'll kick the shit out of you. 1197 01:01:58,668 --> 01:02:00,208 - Fine, go. Go! - See? 1198 01:02:00,293 --> 01:02:01,753 Fuck you, Jeeves. 1199 01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,381 Hey, hey! 1200 01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:08,500 I'd say Iceland paid off handsomely, huh? 1201 01:02:08,585 --> 01:02:09,945 No, there's only 10 grand in here. 1202 01:02:10,293 --> 01:02:11,423 We agreed 50. 1203 01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:14,541 Reggie had to pay off a bigshot named James Mangan. 1204 01:02:14,626 --> 01:02:15,996 James Mangan? 1205 01:02:16,085 --> 01:02:17,205 - You know him? - Yeah, yeah. 1206 01:02:17,251 --> 01:02:19,227 I sold him some merchandise a while back. You see him at the fights. 1207 01:02:19,251 --> 01:02:21,341 - He manages a couple of welterweights. - Yeah. 1208 01:02:21,418 --> 01:02:23,338 He owns the restaurant in this hotel. 1209 01:02:23,418 --> 01:02:24,628 Really? 1210 01:02:24,710 --> 01:02:25,840 Must be loaded. 1211 01:02:25,918 --> 01:02:27,598 Yeah. You wanna see the rest of your money? 1212 01:02:27,626 --> 01:02:29,246 (GROANS) Fucking here we go. 1213 01:02:29,335 --> 01:02:32,096 All right. Just hang out here and if you see him, just give me a call. 1214 01:02:32,585 --> 01:02:33,835 Okay. 1215 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:36,883 Still, though, happy days. 1216 01:02:37,876 --> 01:02:39,286 You're not really happy. 1217 01:02:39,376 --> 01:02:41,376 It's just a chemical secretion in your brain. 1218 01:03:24,043 --> 01:03:26,253 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1219 01:03:30,543 --> 01:03:32,213 (TYRES SCREECHING) 1220 01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:37,841 (GRUNTS) 1221 01:03:44,126 --> 01:03:45,706 (TYRES SQUEALING) 1222 01:03:49,001 --> 01:03:50,881 (DANNY BREATHING HEAVILY) 1223 01:03:57,918 --> 01:03:58,998 Hey. 1224 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,380 It's me, honey. 1225 01:04:02,210 --> 01:04:03,290 It's only me. 1226 01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:09,213 It's just a dream. 1227 01:04:09,668 --> 01:04:10,748 Okay? 1228 01:04:14,918 --> 01:04:16,498 It's only a dream. 1229 01:04:29,251 --> 01:04:30,381 What the fuck is that? 1230 01:04:30,751 --> 01:04:33,351 It's a large Chinese plastic cat. What the fuck does it look like? 1231 01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:34,780 It's supposed to bring good luck. 1232 01:04:36,085 --> 01:04:37,495 (EXPLODES) 1233 01:04:42,793 --> 01:04:44,003 DOLORES: Or maybe not. 1234 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,880 (GRUNTING) 1235 01:04:49,918 --> 01:04:51,628 (TERRY GROANING) 1236 01:04:55,668 --> 01:04:56,748 Ah! 1237 01:05:02,876 --> 01:05:05,626 (PANTING) 1238 01:05:10,585 --> 01:05:11,785 TERRY: Is that it? 1239 01:05:13,626 --> 01:05:15,166 Is that all you got? 1240 01:05:15,835 --> 01:05:17,875 (LAUGHING) 1241 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,500 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that, boys. 1242 01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:23,416 It can get a lot worse, faggot. Believe me. 1243 01:05:24,043 --> 01:05:25,133 (GROANS) 1244 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,500 (COUGHS) 1245 01:05:30,418 --> 01:05:32,168 Oh, it can, huh, can it? 1246 01:05:33,543 --> 01:05:35,173 It can get a lot worse, huh? 1247 01:05:37,043 --> 01:05:38,593 Well, what are you gonna do? 1248 01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:40,458 Huh? 1249 01:05:40,543 --> 01:05:42,093 You gonna cut me? 1250 01:05:43,418 --> 01:05:45,088 You gonna abuse me? 1251 01:05:46,168 --> 01:05:48,248 You gonna rape me? 1252 01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:49,415 Huh? 1253 01:05:50,668 --> 01:05:52,088 (CHUCKLES) 1254 01:05:53,751 --> 01:05:56,421 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, boys. 1255 01:05:57,710 --> 01:06:01,170 There ain't nothing you can do to me that ain't already been done. 1256 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,746 So go ahead. 1257 01:06:07,751 --> 01:06:09,381 Do your worst. 1258 01:06:12,085 --> 01:06:14,205 What do you want us to do? 1259 01:06:29,043 --> 01:06:30,133 (GRUNTS) 1260 01:06:30,335 --> 01:06:33,245 I don't think the boys will be too keen on killing a cop. 1261 01:06:35,293 --> 01:06:36,503 Boss. 1262 01:06:39,210 --> 01:06:40,630 Boss! 1263 01:06:41,626 --> 01:06:42,916 (TYRES SCREECHING) 1264 01:07:00,376 --> 01:07:01,456 (GROANING) 1265 01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:14,460 (DOG WHIMPERING AND PANTING) 1266 01:07:15,251 --> 01:07:16,751 (SNIFFING) 1267 01:07:17,876 --> 01:07:19,086 (LAUGHS) 1268 01:07:25,376 --> 01:07:26,456 (MOANS) 1269 01:07:32,543 --> 01:07:33,633 Hey. 1270 01:07:35,001 --> 01:07:36,541 Son of a bitch. 1271 01:07:37,251 --> 01:07:39,041 Well, you should see the other guy. 1272 01:07:40,418 --> 01:07:42,418 He's totally unscathed. 1273 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:43,591 (CHUCKLES) 1274 01:07:52,585 --> 01:07:54,205 Babe, come on. 1275 01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:57,343 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1276 01:07:58,126 --> 01:07:59,626 - (SOBBING) - I'm okay. 1277 01:07:59,710 --> 01:08:01,790 It looks much worse than it is. 1278 01:08:01,876 --> 01:08:03,086 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1279 01:08:03,168 --> 01:08:05,998 Don't cry. Don't cry. No, no, no, don't cry. I'm okay. 1280 01:08:06,793 --> 01:08:09,253 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 1281 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:10,995 Kiss my bloody lips. 1282 01:08:13,418 --> 01:08:15,208 It's gotta be Mangan, right? 1283 01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:17,133 Obviously someone we've upset. 1284 01:08:17,710 --> 01:08:20,250 That could be anybody. (CHUCKLES) 1285 01:08:21,918 --> 01:08:23,538 (LAUGHS) 1286 01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:25,706 You look like Adam Ant. 1287 01:08:25,793 --> 01:08:26,883 Remember him? 1288 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,090 Fuck you, hippie. 1289 01:08:28,168 --> 01:08:30,008 Aren't you supposed to be scoping out the Brit? 1290 01:08:30,043 --> 01:08:31,753 Hmm. They threw me out when I skinned up. 1291 01:08:31,835 --> 01:08:33,585 He's still in there, though. 1292 01:08:33,668 --> 01:08:35,838 Probably having a nice little entrée for himself. 1293 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,420 Nice piece of salmon. 1294 01:08:39,501 --> 01:08:41,841 - Mangan, any distinguishing features? - Uh... 1295 01:08:42,710 --> 01:08:44,790 Yeah, he's sitting with a bunch of Japs. 1296 01:08:44,876 --> 01:08:46,166 Can't miss him. 1297 01:08:46,251 --> 01:08:48,171 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1298 01:08:49,210 --> 01:08:51,340 BOB: James! James. 1299 01:08:52,043 --> 01:08:53,923 Right here. There you are. 1300 01:08:54,001 --> 01:08:55,421 He's right there. 1301 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,170 Hey! 1302 01:08:57,710 --> 01:08:59,710 - How are things, man? - (TERRY GROANS) 1303 01:09:07,126 --> 01:09:08,876 Well, this is awkward. 1304 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,210 You're not gonna introduce us to your guy? 1305 01:09:12,335 --> 01:09:13,875 This is Mr Okuyama. 1306 01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:17,291 And Mr Murakawa. They are business associates of mine. 1307 01:09:17,376 --> 01:09:19,836 This is Miss Ito, their interpreter. 1308 01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:21,713 Mr Bolaño 1309 01:09:22,835 --> 01:09:24,665 and Mr Monroe. 1310 01:09:24,751 --> 01:09:26,251 They're policemen. 1311 01:09:26,335 --> 01:09:27,745 Why is this so formal, huh? 1312 01:09:27,835 --> 01:09:30,955 I'm Bob, this is Terry. Pleased to meet you. 1313 01:09:31,043 --> 01:09:33,227 - See, that was easier. See? - Is that lobster? Mind if I... 1314 01:09:33,251 --> 01:09:35,041 That was much easier. 1315 01:09:35,126 --> 01:09:37,046 Oh, I love lobster. What have you got there, Bob? 1316 01:09:39,793 --> 01:09:41,463 (CHOMPING) 1317 01:09:41,543 --> 01:09:43,543 I think it's veal. Yum-yum! 1318 01:09:43,668 --> 01:09:45,208 Would you care for some wine, perhaps? 1319 01:09:45,335 --> 01:09:48,285 No, we can't drink while we're on duty 1320 01:09:48,376 --> 01:09:50,666 - because that would be illegal. - (LAUGHS) 1321 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,120 Is everything all right, sir? 1322 01:09:53,418 --> 01:09:55,418 Yes, it's fine. I'd like the bill, please. 1323 01:09:55,501 --> 01:09:57,961 BOB: Oh, that's fantastic. TERRY: That's good. Hey, Bob. 1324 01:09:58,043 --> 01:10:00,519 Did I ever tell you about that time I puked Indian food through my nose? 1325 01:10:00,543 --> 01:10:02,213 - No! - Gentlemen, 1326 01:10:02,293 --> 01:10:05,843 is this a social visit or do you have a particular reason for embarrassing me? 1327 01:10:05,918 --> 01:10:07,352 We're not trying to embarrass you. Are we, Terry? 1328 01:10:07,376 --> 01:10:10,036 - Why would we? - We just came here to say that 1329 01:10:10,126 --> 01:10:12,456 we know everything about you and we're onto you. 1330 01:10:12,543 --> 01:10:13,727 You don't know the first thing about me. 1331 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:14,921 BOB: Oh, story time, okay. 1332 01:10:15,001 --> 01:10:17,251 - I am a legitimate businessman... - Hmm. 1333 01:10:17,335 --> 01:10:20,165 ...and if you think you can play any of your dirty little tricks on me, 1334 01:10:20,251 --> 01:10:23,291 I think you'll find yourselves sadly mistaken. 1335 01:10:23,376 --> 01:10:24,706 BOB: Hmm. 1336 01:10:24,793 --> 01:10:28,593 No, I don't think you understand, you limey fucking dipshit. 1337 01:10:28,668 --> 01:10:30,538 See, we don't live in your world. 1338 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:32,166 You live in ours. 1339 01:10:32,251 --> 01:10:33,501 You know that 800 grand? 1340 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,210 Eight hundred thousand fucking dollars? 1341 01:10:36,293 --> 01:10:38,133 See, that's ours. 1342 01:10:38,210 --> 01:10:40,040 That's not yours. 1343 01:10:40,126 --> 01:10:41,746 You have until tonight to hand it over. 1344 01:10:41,835 --> 01:10:44,785 And if you don't hand it over, you're gonna be fucked. 1345 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,040 So make sure to give us a call, okay? 1346 01:10:50,543 --> 01:10:51,753 You got that? 1347 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:56,423 How's that lobster, Terry? 1348 01:10:57,168 --> 01:10:58,378 Pretty tasty. 1349 01:10:58,793 --> 01:11:00,043 You want some dessert or... 1350 01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:02,916 No, no, I gotta watch the waistline here. 1351 01:11:05,251 --> 01:11:07,171 We should do this again sometime. It was fun. 1352 01:11:07,251 --> 01:11:09,421 I look forward to it. You've been delightful company. 1353 01:11:09,543 --> 01:11:10,923 Terry, that was sarcasm. 1354 01:11:11,001 --> 01:11:12,251 The lowest form of wit, Bob. 1355 01:11:13,418 --> 01:11:14,498 BOTH: Sayonara. 1356 01:11:15,085 --> 01:11:16,165 Sayonara. 1357 01:11:16,793 --> 01:11:18,352 - (BOB GRUNTS) - (TERRY SPEAKING JAPANESE) 1358 01:11:18,376 --> 01:11:20,166 (JAPANESE ACCENT) The goodbye! The goodbye. 1359 01:11:28,876 --> 01:11:32,746 - So Mangan got his sharks involved, huh? - I have to say, 1360 01:11:32,835 --> 01:11:34,585 I'm disappointed. 1361 01:11:34,668 --> 01:11:36,248 I feel like you've let me down. 1362 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:37,415 Aw! 1363 01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:39,421 You can't carry out that level of harassment 1364 01:11:39,501 --> 01:11:41,381 and think you can get away with it. 1365 01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:43,210 If the guy was an Arab, yeah. 1366 01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:45,133 But this is a Brit we're talking about. 1367 01:11:45,210 --> 01:11:49,090 Guy's a lord, apparently. He's got a fucking OBE or something. 1368 01:11:49,168 --> 01:11:50,418 OBE? What the fuck is that? 1369 01:11:50,501 --> 01:11:53,251 Order of the British Empire. Those fucking titles don't mean shit. 1370 01:11:53,335 --> 01:11:55,686 They don't mean shit to us, Bob, but the Brits swear by 'em. 1371 01:11:55,710 --> 01:11:59,250 - I'm a prince. - This, it just ain't right. 1372 01:11:59,876 --> 01:12:00,996 It ain't right. 1373 01:12:01,085 --> 01:12:03,455 Not to mention, having cars blown up outside your house. 1374 01:12:03,543 --> 01:12:05,769 And you looking like you just got the shit kicked out of you. 1375 01:12:05,793 --> 01:12:07,383 Just a little domestic abuse. 1376 01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:09,741 BOB: And that wasn't even my car, that was a four-by-four. 1377 01:12:09,876 --> 01:12:11,666 People don't like 'em, they're gas-guzzlers. 1378 01:12:11,751 --> 01:12:13,711 Probably some Greenpeace motherfucker torched it. 1379 01:12:13,876 --> 01:12:15,206 - Evil. - They're assholes. 1380 01:12:15,293 --> 01:12:17,003 I know. 1381 01:12:17,085 --> 01:12:18,835 - STANTON: Are you done? - Yes. 1382 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:20,248 Okay. 1383 01:12:20,335 --> 01:12:22,285 I'm gonna need your guns, too. 1384 01:12:23,918 --> 01:12:25,208 You think I care? 1385 01:12:26,168 --> 01:12:27,338 I don't even like this gun. 1386 01:12:31,835 --> 01:12:33,085 And clear out your desks. 1387 01:12:33,251 --> 01:12:34,671 There's nothing in my desk. 1388 01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:37,381 There is that one triple-murder case from a couple years back. 1389 01:12:37,460 --> 01:12:38,590 Oh, yeah. 1390 01:12:38,668 --> 01:12:40,588 - I wonder who did that? - We may never know. 1391 01:12:40,668 --> 01:12:41,998 - STANTON: Hey, Bob. - Yeah? 1392 01:12:42,085 --> 01:12:43,995 I'm telling you this as a friend. 1393 01:12:44,085 --> 01:12:46,125 He's gonna get you killed. 1394 01:12:46,210 --> 01:12:47,290 You know that, don't you? 1395 01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:49,126 Well, with all due respect, 1396 01:12:49,210 --> 01:12:50,490 you were never a friend of mine. 1397 01:12:51,126 --> 01:12:53,586 You were more a glorified fucking acquaintance. 1398 01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:02,543 I'm staying with Terry and his girlfriend. 1399 01:13:02,668 --> 01:13:04,498 They got this really cool place. 1400 01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:07,840 MRS REYNARD: That's good. 1401 01:13:08,668 --> 01:13:09,998 It'll only be till you get out. 1402 01:13:10,293 --> 01:13:13,213 Terry says you got a good chance of getting off at the trial. 1403 01:13:13,293 --> 01:13:15,173 Then we can live together again. 1404 01:13:17,668 --> 01:13:19,418 TERRY: With your husband's record, ma'am, 1405 01:13:19,501 --> 01:13:21,261 if we put that together with some other shit, 1406 01:13:22,001 --> 01:13:24,041 like history of spousal abuse or something... 1407 01:13:24,126 --> 01:13:26,036 MRS REYNARD: That's not why I killed him. 1408 01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,631 I'm so sorry. 1409 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:36,210 I'm so, so sorry. 1410 01:13:44,418 --> 01:13:45,788 It's not fair. 1411 01:13:46,626 --> 01:13:48,036 No, it's not. 1412 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,750 Life's a marked deck, kid. 1413 01:13:53,793 --> 01:13:55,383 Don't you ever forget it. 1414 01:14:01,376 --> 01:14:03,166 TERRY: I hate jellyfish. 1415 01:14:03,626 --> 01:14:05,916 I wonder how in the hell it got out here? 1416 01:14:06,001 --> 01:14:07,591 Maybe it fell from a spaceship. 1417 01:14:10,668 --> 01:14:14,088 Is it true they can sting you even when they're dead? 1418 01:14:14,710 --> 01:14:17,000 No, I think when they're dead, 1419 01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:18,535 they're dead. 1420 01:14:21,210 --> 01:14:23,130 They're immortal, though. 1421 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:24,290 What? 1422 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,920 Jellyfish, they're immortal. 1423 01:14:28,043 --> 01:14:29,213 Bob told me. 1424 01:14:29,293 --> 01:14:31,453 Just because Bob says something doesn't mean it's true. 1425 01:14:31,501 --> 01:14:32,961 Yeah, it does. 1426 01:14:33,043 --> 01:14:34,543 That's my greatest fear, actually. 1427 01:14:34,626 --> 01:14:35,956 Death by jellyfish. 1428 01:14:36,043 --> 01:14:39,463 (CHUCKLING) Your greatest fear is death by jellyfish? Okay. 1429 01:14:39,543 --> 01:14:40,843 It's not funny. 1430 01:14:40,918 --> 01:14:42,288 Random death by jellyfish. 1431 01:14:42,876 --> 01:14:46,126 This guy I knew, he caught a jellyfish, put it in a jar, 1432 01:14:46,210 --> 01:14:47,790 went out drinking, 1433 01:14:47,918 --> 01:14:49,628 got home... Listen to this. 1434 01:14:49,710 --> 01:14:52,960 Got home and reached for what he thought was a glass of water... 1435 01:14:53,626 --> 01:14:54,936 What do you think happened? He's dead. 1436 01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:56,130 (LAUGHS) 1437 01:14:56,251 --> 01:14:59,131 Well, I'm glad you guys find the idea so amusing. 1438 01:15:00,085 --> 01:15:01,705 Come on, you deadbeats. 1439 01:15:02,376 --> 01:15:04,286 Let's go get some frijoles! 1440 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:07,061 JACKIE: No, wait, I can't... TERRY: Come on! 1441 01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:08,535 JACKIE: No, I can't run in these! 1442 01:15:08,626 --> 01:15:10,666 - Come on! - (JACKIE GROANS) 1443 01:15:11,210 --> 01:15:14,460 MANGAN: '"I am real!' said Alice, and began to cry. 1444 01:15:14,751 --> 01:15:18,091 '"You won't make yourself a bit realer by crying, ' Tweedledee remarked: 1445 01:15:19,126 --> 01:15:20,996 ""there's nothing to cry about."" 1446 01:15:24,460 --> 01:15:25,960 We'll finish this off tomorrow. 1447 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:28,843 Daddy, what happens when you die? 1448 01:15:28,918 --> 01:15:31,248 Nothing. When you're dead, you're dead. 1449 01:15:31,751 --> 01:15:33,421 But isn't Mommy in heaven, Daddy? 1450 01:15:33,501 --> 01:15:35,341 No, she's not, darling. 1451 01:15:35,418 --> 01:15:38,708 What did I say? It's just darkness forever. 1452 01:15:38,876 --> 01:15:41,876 Now, run along and play. I have to speak to your Uncle Russell. 1453 01:15:46,251 --> 01:15:47,921 Growing up so quickly. 1454 01:15:52,918 --> 01:15:54,288 (CHUCKLES) 1455 01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:59,630 So what are we gonna do about those two pricks? 1456 01:15:59,835 --> 01:16:01,835 They were fired today. 1457 01:16:01,918 --> 01:16:04,088 They are no longer serving police officers. 1458 01:16:04,168 --> 01:16:06,338 They are civilians. 1459 01:16:07,126 --> 01:16:08,746 The fuck does that mean? 1460 01:16:08,835 --> 01:16:10,285 It's over? 1461 01:16:10,376 --> 01:16:12,086 No, it's not over, Russell. 1462 01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:14,421 Now we're going to kill them. 1463 01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:17,421 (BOTH GRUNTING AND MOANING) 1464 01:16:22,335 --> 01:16:23,415 (COUGHING) 1465 01:16:24,543 --> 01:16:26,253 You almost broke my fucking cock! 1466 01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:28,460 Can you break a cock? 1467 01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:30,503 Well, I mean, the fucking tendons. 1468 01:16:30,585 --> 01:16:32,375 You snapped the fucking tendons. 1469 01:16:33,001 --> 01:16:34,711 (DOLORES MOANS) 1470 01:16:47,168 --> 01:16:48,668 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1471 01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:51,590 Well, I gotta take a break. 1472 01:16:52,585 --> 01:16:54,285 Ruminate. 1473 01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,586 Consider options. 1474 01:16:57,210 --> 01:16:58,650 I'm gonna miss it, though, you know? 1475 01:16:59,543 --> 01:17:02,463 - Like, I liked the structure. - The structure? 1476 01:17:03,585 --> 01:17:06,915 Maybe it's a good thing that we got out, you know? 1477 01:17:07,835 --> 01:17:09,519 Things were just getting a little too close to home 1478 01:17:09,543 --> 01:17:11,436 and, you know, when those things start to happen... 1479 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:15,170 Yeah. I'm not sure how much longer you could've gotten away with it. 1480 01:17:16,168 --> 01:17:17,918 Especially with Terry. 1481 01:17:20,460 --> 01:17:21,540 Terry. 1482 01:17:22,001 --> 01:17:23,091 TERRY: Hey, toro! 1483 01:17:23,168 --> 01:17:24,708 (TOY BULL WHIRRING) 1484 01:17:24,835 --> 01:17:25,915 (TERRY LAUGHING) 1485 01:17:26,543 --> 01:17:27,963 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1486 01:17:29,585 --> 01:17:31,335 That's pretty fucking funny, huh? 1487 01:17:31,418 --> 01:17:32,838 Yeah, it's funny. 1488 01:17:32,918 --> 01:17:34,708 Yeah, you go, toro. 1489 01:17:35,460 --> 01:17:37,340 (CHUCKLES) That's pretty good, huh? 1490 01:17:41,376 --> 01:17:43,536 When you got beat up last night, 1491 01:17:45,043 --> 01:17:47,713 did that have anything to do with me? 1492 01:17:48,293 --> 01:17:50,503 Of course not. Why would it? 1493 01:17:51,418 --> 01:17:53,128 I know why she did it. 1494 01:17:54,251 --> 01:17:55,341 Who? 1495 01:17:56,501 --> 01:17:57,711 My mom. 1496 01:17:59,626 --> 01:18:01,626 I know why she stabbed my dad. 1497 01:18:04,626 --> 01:18:06,706 She found out what he'd done. 1498 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,500 Well, what had he done? 1499 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,290 Danny, what had he done? 1500 01:18:23,835 --> 01:18:26,165 He took me out to this place, 1501 01:18:26,251 --> 01:18:28,171 somewhere outside the city. 1502 01:18:29,376 --> 01:18:31,246 There were these people there. 1503 01:18:33,168 --> 01:18:34,788 They did things. 1504 01:18:35,418 --> 01:18:36,748 You know. 1505 01:18:41,293 --> 01:18:43,293 They filmed it as well. 1506 01:18:52,335 --> 01:18:53,415 Hmm. 1507 01:19:02,501 --> 01:19:04,671 And do you know the names of these people? 1508 01:19:07,251 --> 01:19:09,541 Yeah, I know their names. 1509 01:21:03,210 --> 01:21:04,790 Do you know why you're here, sir? 1510 01:21:05,793 --> 01:21:06,963 Go fuck yourself. 1511 01:21:08,793 --> 01:21:10,213 It's because I hate informers. 1512 01:21:11,543 --> 01:21:13,753 They have no honour. 1513 01:21:13,876 --> 01:21:15,626 They have no code. 1514 01:21:15,710 --> 01:21:16,790 Go fuck yourself. 1515 01:21:18,501 --> 01:21:21,171 This is the Lafayette sword. 1516 01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:23,381 From the Revolutionary War. 1517 01:21:23,543 --> 01:21:25,633 Yes, there was a revolution in the United States. 1518 01:21:25,710 --> 01:21:27,500 It's hard to believe, I know. 1519 01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:31,041 I stole it from a Masonic Lodge in Illinois. 1520 01:21:31,126 --> 01:21:32,206 (GASPS) 1521 01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:37,460 Have you heard of the writer Yukio Mishima? 1522 01:21:39,126 --> 01:21:41,036 No, of course you haven't, you're Irish. 1523 01:21:41,126 --> 01:21:42,456 I was forgetting. 1524 01:21:42,543 --> 01:21:44,633 - (SQUAWKS) - MANGAN: Anyway, in 1970, 1525 01:21:44,710 --> 01:21:47,750 Mishima attempted a coup on his native Japan. 1526 01:21:47,835 --> 01:21:50,705 The coup failed and Mishima committed seppuku, 1527 01:21:50,793 --> 01:21:53,593 or ritual disembowelment, if you prefer. 1528 01:21:54,668 --> 01:21:56,477 The second-in-command was supposed to behead him 1529 01:21:56,501 --> 01:21:57,727 at the culmination of the ritual 1530 01:21:57,751 --> 01:22:01,501 but the poor chap was so bloody nervous that he missed. 1531 01:22:04,293 --> 01:22:07,423 Mishima's bloody head was hanging off him, 1532 01:22:07,501 --> 01:22:08,961 quite literally. 1533 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,420 Another chap had to step in to finish him off. 1534 01:22:15,876 --> 01:22:18,086 Let's hope I don't miss, eh? 1535 01:22:18,168 --> 01:22:21,168 Fucking Brits. You never know when to shut up. 1536 01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:28,670 (CHILDREN LAUGHING AND SHOUTING) 1537 01:22:30,876 --> 01:22:32,036 Poor kid. 1538 01:22:33,251 --> 01:22:34,341 Yeah. 1539 01:22:36,043 --> 01:22:37,883 I've never killed anybody before. 1540 01:22:41,501 --> 01:22:43,091 Well, neither have I. 1541 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,245 You know what they say. 1542 01:22:47,460 --> 01:22:49,670 Always be open to new experiences. 1543 01:22:52,710 --> 01:22:56,880 I'll do this on my own. You don't have to get involved. 1544 01:23:02,460 --> 01:23:04,460 How come you always look out for me, Bob? 1545 01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:08,920 Because you're a good friend of mine. 1546 01:23:13,626 --> 01:23:15,956 (PHONE RINGING) 1547 01:23:25,543 --> 01:23:27,343 MANGAN: I've got your money. 1548 01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:34,500 You should be in bed. 1549 01:23:37,168 --> 01:23:38,838 Where's Lonesome Luke? 1550 01:23:41,210 --> 01:23:42,290 What? 1551 01:23:44,626 --> 01:23:47,376 I think he's gone to kill a whole bunch of people. 1552 01:23:48,418 --> 01:23:52,458 (GALVESTON BY GLEN CAMPBELL PLAYING ON RADIO) 1553 01:23:53,710 --> 01:23:57,090 You know that in Somalia only men have gravestones? 1554 01:23:58,585 --> 01:24:01,835 Walt Whitman was buried without his brain. 1555 01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:05,836 Descartes was buried without his right hand. 1556 01:24:08,501 --> 01:24:12,421 So you never wonder who created this whole shebang? 1557 01:24:13,835 --> 01:24:14,915 No. 1558 01:24:16,501 --> 01:24:17,711 It's like 1559 01:24:18,710 --> 01:24:22,000 where does the universe begin and where does it end? 1560 01:24:22,085 --> 01:24:24,785 And if you can't tell me that, you can't tell me God doesn't exist. 1561 01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:32,673 But then again, Pythagoras believed 1562 01:24:32,751 --> 01:24:34,961 that after you're dead, 1563 01:24:35,043 --> 01:24:37,173 your soul goes into a fucking green bean. 1564 01:24:37,251 --> 01:24:38,341 So what do I know? 1565 01:25:17,335 --> 01:25:19,245 Oh, I love this car! 1566 01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:21,628 She's fucking indestructible. 1567 01:25:30,501 --> 01:25:31,671 (EXHALES) 1568 01:25:33,001 --> 01:25:34,961 Like I always say, Bob, 1569 01:25:35,043 --> 01:25:37,883 if it ain't broke, break it. 1570 01:26:00,001 --> 01:26:01,421 (CONTINUES CLICKING LIGHTER TOP) 1571 01:26:04,793 --> 01:26:07,843 Detectives, good to see you again. 1572 01:26:09,418 --> 01:26:10,788 You like Westerns, right? 1573 01:26:20,710 --> 01:26:23,130 I don't have your $800,000. 1574 01:26:24,085 --> 01:26:25,915 I was never going to give it to you. 1575 01:26:26,876 --> 01:26:30,086 I thought I'd state that up front in the interest of full disclosure. 1576 01:26:30,251 --> 01:26:32,591 BIRDWELL: You're not, uh, so tough now, huh? 1577 01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:35,381 Without your motherfucking badge? 1578 01:26:35,585 --> 01:26:36,705 Hey, listen, man, 1579 01:26:36,876 --> 01:26:38,456 I know we don't see eye-to-eye, but... 1580 01:26:38,626 --> 01:26:40,376 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1581 01:26:41,501 --> 01:26:42,671 I'm fine. 1582 01:26:42,751 --> 01:26:45,171 (PANTING) 1583 01:26:49,626 --> 01:26:53,036 I must say, you're taking this turn of events rather well. 1584 01:26:53,168 --> 01:26:55,418 We haven't come here for the money. 1585 01:26:55,501 --> 01:26:57,841 - We don't care about the money any more. - Oh. 1586 01:26:58,376 --> 01:27:00,086 This is about Danny Reynard. 1587 01:27:02,376 --> 01:27:03,916 Danny Reynard. 1588 01:27:04,085 --> 01:27:05,245 Hmm. 1589 01:27:06,418 --> 01:27:09,918 I can't quite place the name. 1590 01:27:23,918 --> 01:27:25,668 You know, one day, 1591 01:27:25,751 --> 01:27:27,631 these students were taking a philosophy exam. 1592 01:27:27,793 --> 01:27:31,753 And at the start, the tutor grabs a chair, puts it on a desk 1593 01:27:31,835 --> 01:27:33,535 and says, "For your last test, 1594 01:27:34,793 --> 01:27:36,503 "prove this chair exists." 1595 01:27:36,626 --> 01:27:39,036 So everyone's scribbling away, 1596 01:27:39,668 --> 01:27:40,918 except one guy. 1597 01:27:41,001 --> 01:27:43,921 He writes two words, gets up, 1598 01:27:44,085 --> 01:27:46,745 hands his paper to the tutor, 1599 01:27:46,835 --> 01:27:48,495 leaves the class. 1600 01:27:48,585 --> 01:27:49,955 Tutor looks at it 1601 01:27:50,585 --> 01:27:52,125 and on it, it says, 1602 01:27:52,751 --> 01:27:54,131 "What chair?" 1603 01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:58,043 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1604 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:05,000 Well, that's certainly very... 1605 01:28:05,835 --> 01:28:06,915 MANGAN: Fuck! 1606 01:28:07,001 --> 01:28:08,211 (SHRIEKS) 1607 01:28:13,751 --> 01:28:15,291 (SHRIEKS) 1608 01:28:16,001 --> 01:28:17,091 (GRUNTS) 1609 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,003 Fuck! 1610 01:28:20,585 --> 01:28:21,665 (SCREAMS) 1611 01:28:29,876 --> 01:28:31,126 (GRUNTING) 1612 01:28:43,626 --> 01:28:45,376 (BIRDWELL WHIMPERING) 1613 01:28:52,335 --> 01:28:53,415 Bob? 1614 01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:01,706 Bob? 1615 01:29:06,876 --> 01:29:08,246 (EXHALES) 1616 01:29:17,460 --> 01:29:19,380 I love bulletproof vests. 1617 01:29:21,168 --> 01:29:22,788 Let's go fuck these scumbags. 1618 01:29:24,710 --> 01:29:26,290 (BIRDWELL SOBBING) 1619 01:29:42,293 --> 01:29:43,383 (SPITS) 1620 01:29:44,043 --> 01:29:45,383 (PANTING) 1621 01:29:49,876 --> 01:29:51,706 I killed your snitch. 1622 01:29:54,793 --> 01:29:56,923 I chopped his fucking head off! 1623 01:30:01,168 --> 01:30:02,248 Wait. 1624 01:30:04,918 --> 01:30:05,998 Don't... 1625 01:30:07,710 --> 01:30:09,880 I knew your last words would be shit. 1626 01:30:11,418 --> 01:30:12,838 (GUNSHOT ECHOES) 1627 01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:20,591 All right. 1628 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:24,168 All right, you made your point. 1629 01:30:24,793 --> 01:30:25,923 (MANGAN LAUGHS) 1630 01:30:30,085 --> 01:30:31,835 How much is this gonna cost me? 1631 01:30:32,126 --> 01:30:33,996 It's gonna cost you your life. 1632 01:30:35,835 --> 01:30:36,995 Nice line. 1633 01:30:48,668 --> 01:30:50,378 TERRY: Well, that's a damn shame. 1634 01:30:51,793 --> 01:30:54,133 I kinda liked the guy, in a funny sort of way. 1635 01:30:54,251 --> 01:30:56,591 His hair was receding quite a bit. 1636 01:30:58,335 --> 01:30:59,995 His teeth are all fucked up. 1637 01:31:00,626 --> 01:31:01,706 What are you doing? 1638 01:31:01,835 --> 01:31:03,625 Well, we gotta give him a decent burial. 1639 01:31:05,001 --> 01:31:06,961 What are we, savages? 1640 01:31:07,085 --> 01:31:10,035 Thought you were, like, keeping him as a souvenir or something. 1641 01:31:11,501 --> 01:31:14,961 So that story about the philosophy exam and the chair. 1642 01:31:15,043 --> 01:31:16,793 What does that actually mean? 1643 01:31:17,293 --> 01:31:19,343 It's not supposed to mean anything. 1644 01:31:19,418 --> 01:31:21,168 It's like a Zen koan. 1645 01:31:21,251 --> 01:31:22,921 Just ponder on it. 1646 01:31:23,001 --> 01:31:24,461 Just ponder on it? 1647 01:31:24,543 --> 01:31:26,293 Yeah. I fucked it up, though. 1648 01:31:26,376 --> 01:31:30,086 I was supposed to say, "Prove the chair doesn't exist." 1649 01:31:31,335 --> 01:31:32,835 Ah! 1650 01:31:32,918 --> 01:31:34,668 So it doesn't exist, huh? 1651 01:31:52,126 --> 01:31:54,206 Man, that was some cold shit. 1652 01:32:03,668 --> 01:32:07,128 (GENTLE ON MY MIND BY GLENN FREY PLAYING) 1653 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,133 DOLORES: Wait, you going in? 1654 01:32:30,210 --> 01:32:31,290 (SHRIEKS) 1655 01:32:32,168 --> 01:32:33,918 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1656 01:32:41,418 --> 01:32:42,538 (LAUGHS) 1657 01:32:43,043 --> 01:32:44,673 So what's next, man? 1658 01:32:45,918 --> 01:32:47,668 I'm gonna live slow, 1659 01:32:47,751 --> 01:32:49,791 die old and leave an ugly-looking corpse. 1660 01:32:50,210 --> 01:32:51,380 What are you gonna do? 1661 01:32:52,751 --> 01:32:54,091 I don't know. 1662 01:32:55,376 --> 01:32:56,706 Something sedate. 1663 01:32:57,210 --> 01:32:58,590 (LAUGHING) 1664 01:32:59,085 --> 01:33:00,875 You think you're capable of being sedate? 1665 01:33:02,293 --> 01:33:04,293 Well, Bob, it's like the Buddha once said... 1666 01:33:04,460 --> 01:33:06,500 You're quoting fucking Buddha now? 1667 01:33:06,585 --> 01:33:08,745 Do not dwell in the past, 1668 01:33:09,668 --> 01:33:11,498 do not dream of the future. 1669 01:33:12,251 --> 01:33:15,131 Concentrate the mind on the present moment. 1670 01:33:16,168 --> 01:33:17,708 (LAUGHS) 1671 01:33:21,876 --> 01:33:24,206 (I FOUGHT THE LAW BY THE CLASH PLAYING) 1672 01:33:24,460 --> 01:33:25,590 I love this song. 1673 01:33:26,751 --> 01:33:27,881 Great song. 1674 01:33:29,835 --> 01:33:30,915 Masterpiece. 1675 01:33:33,793 --> 01:33:36,173 (SONG CONTINUES) 118034

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