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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,819 They don't look very happy. 2 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,742 Why should they? They just got married. 3 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,671 - I hope you enjoy your trip, Mr. Wallace. - Thank you. 4 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,215 - And your wife of course. - Thanks a lot. 5 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,968 I suppose I've got Maurice to thank for this. 6 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,221 What are you doing? 7 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,766 Just trying to discover where the strings are attached. 8 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,394 "Hope you have a nice trip, Mr. Wallace." 9 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,104 And my wife. 10 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:12,276 You're too suspicious about Maurice. What harm did he ever do us? 11 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,610 He hounds us. 12 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,904 He hounds us? Nonsense. 13 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:19,533 Mr. Maurice Dalbret for you, Mr. Wallace, from Saint-Tropez. 14 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,410 He hounds us. 15 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,958 I told you. 16 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,920 Of course we could have flown direct. 17 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,381 But we wanted to have a few days on our own. 18 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,258 - Can I help you? - London, please. 19 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,593 Joanna and me. 20 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,970 My wife. 21 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,392 It's too late to change. Anyway, I want the car down there. 22 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,562 Yes, my darling. Of course I will. 23 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,858 - Of course I won't. - Nothing is gonna fall down. 24 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,905 - We have to fly. - And you'll take care of Granny. 25 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,866 And Nanny, too. Take care of everyone. 26 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,286 But that makes nonsense of the whole spatial concept. 27 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:09,082 Spatial concept. 28 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,336 It messes up the whole lousy design. 29 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,963 I'll see you in three days. 30 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,469 Who is it now? 31 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,516 Caroline Wallace. Your daughter. 32 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,184 Oh, Caroline. 33 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,523 Hello, how's my little girl? 34 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,485 Cigarettes? 35 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:48,956 You bring your passport? 36 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,256 Look, I'm sorry, but I... 37 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:00,425 We'll have to turn back. I've left my passport. 38 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,177 I'm sorry, sir. Are you sure? 39 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,888 Yes, I've got to go to a most important conference... 40 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,975 Mark Wallace, 33 years old. Occupation: Architect. 41 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,108 Now how about getting me some cigarettes? 42 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,287 Thank you. 43 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,206 - It's just that Maurice... - Managed to persuade you... 44 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:34,376 that we have to get to Saint-Tropez by the day before yesterday. 45 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,461 Why do you always get taken in? 46 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,881 Baby, that's how it is, okay? 47 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,346 You want me not to work? Is that what you want? 48 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,436 Just wish that you'd stop sniping. 49 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,022 I haven't said a word. 50 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:58,901 Just because you use a silencer doesn't mean you're not a sniper. 51 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:05,115 We're not going on like this for the rest of our lives. 52 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,145 You haven't been happy since the day we met, have you? 53 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:40,108 If only you were 10 years younger and you knew what you know now. 54 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,944 You can say that again. 55 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,317 I wonder if anybody's picked up the wrong passport. 56 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,822 Excuse me, do you mind, I'm looking for a passport. 57 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:29,700 - I look in your bag, sir? - It's not in my bag. 58 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:32,327 - Somebody must have taken it. - I doubt that, sir. 59 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:36,373 You know what a British passport's worth on the black market in Naples? 60 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,499 L100 at least. 61 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,669 - This is France. - I've not got the latest figures for France. 62 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:45,215 I can see myself stuck on this boat for life, going backwards and forwards. 63 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,342 Hey, would it be your doing? 64 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,679 That's nice. You leave something for two seconds and... 65 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,685 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 66 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:18,040 There was a time when you were glad to be married to me. Early on. 67 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:23,629 Remember the first trip we made when we had wheels of our own, the old MG? 68 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,507 Which birthday of mine was it you gave yourself that? 69 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,300 Was it our anniversary? 70 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:32,054 Anyway, we were just going to drive and drive and see where we got to. 71 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,932 A couple of kids with not a care in the world. 72 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:40,062 Hold your breath, we've got a long way to go. 73 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,763 What we need is a small push. 74 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:31,738 Come on. 75 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:35,742 Let's go. 76 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,288 That's it. Very good. 77 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,290 Faster. 78 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,251 Come on. 79 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,627 Faster. 80 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,100 Remember me? Joanna? 81 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:03,312 - What's the matter? - Hear that? It's a donk. 82 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,815 A donk? What kind of a donk? 83 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,484 A medium-sized, slightly unhealthy donk. 84 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:18,702 When did it all start to go wrong? Was it in the MG? 85 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:20,996 Our first bust-up. 86 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,540 I thought we were quite happy in the MG. 87 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,795 It's what I call real independence, don't you? 88 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:31,798 I can still hear that damn donk. Hear it? 89 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,342 Donk. 90 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,303 It's in the engine. 91 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,055 Right. 92 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:57,241 This is the first afternoon I've spent in natural light in over a year. 93 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,118 The time I get home from work it's pitch black. 94 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,371 Originally you said you liked basements. 95 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,456 Originally I liked basements. 96 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,626 I think we were damn lucky to get the place, frankly. 97 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,840 I think we'll be damn lucky to get out of it, frankly. 98 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,676 If you want to live in one half of a suburban shoebox... 99 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,053 like your parents, you married the wrong man. 100 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,348 I don't want to live in one half of a suburban shoebox. 101 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,311 And I married the wrong man. 102 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,815 Do you want a divorce? 103 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:36,405 Why do we keep on with this farce? Is it bloody worth it? 104 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,115 No, it isn't. 105 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,577 - It was your idea, you wanted it. - And I got it. 106 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,916 Yes, it is worth it sometimes. 107 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,545 Only not now. 108 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,923 I don't know what you ever saw in me in the first place. 109 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,717 I can't really remember. 110 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,470 You had hair in those days, of course. 111 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,769 I don't think we had any kind of real, you know, in the MG... 112 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,188 bust-up. 113 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:15,903 Look, if you really want big houses, fast cars, hot and cold running, servants... 114 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,196 Who wants that? 115 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,990 I know what you want. You want big houses, fast cars. 116 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,201 You're right. There is a donk. 117 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,578 There is? I thought there was. 118 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,290 Right there. There's something loose without a question. 119 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,375 If there is, you loosened it. 120 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,754 Try and keep out of the lower gears. 121 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,797 You try keeping out of the lower gears. 122 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,965 Go on. 123 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,427 You're mad, you know that? 124 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:41,970 Let me get that. 125 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,309 See, no donk if you're careful. 126 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,322 Oh, shut up. 127 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:07,955 I hate this. 128 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,333 I can't see a... 129 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,878 I got oil in my eye now. 130 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,881 I could quit happily. 131 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,510 - How is it down there? - Pitch black! 132 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,514 This exhaust pipe is so rusty I could... 133 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,559 If I could just see. 134 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,270 Difficult doing things in the dark, isn't it? 135 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,480 We cannot afford a new flat. 136 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,568 On our present budget, we can't even afford a new exhaust pipe. 137 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:41,655 You really ought to try avoiding the lower gears, you know. 138 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:45,284 Why don't you put a very British sock in it. 139 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,953 Why don't you put a hard-boiled egg in it. 140 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:58,338 - That fixed it. - You mean that's fixed it? 141 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,591 Or that's fixed it? 142 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,051 Ask me in an hour's time. 143 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:06,346 You shouldn't have bought an MG, you should've bought a tractor. 144 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,808 I'll never forget you sitting in that chauffeur-driven tractor. 145 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:13,061 I'd never spoken to you and I thought you looked insufferable. 146 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:17,399 The girls were patty about you and so, Heaven knows, were you. 147 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,951 Oh, man, what are we going to do? 148 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,078 We'll never get there in time. 149 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,955 Hey, look there. 150 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,634 You're improving, Pat. 151 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,137 - What's the matter with you? - Nothing. 152 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,014 Oh, everything. 153 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,559 I don't think travel agrees with me. 154 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:37,062 - I hope it isn't measles. - I've had measles, clever. 155 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,315 It must be something else. 156 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,528 Oh, no. 157 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,240 Chickenpox. No question. 158 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,786 That's messed everything up completely. 159 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,539 Messed what up? I mean, what do you want exactly? 160 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,958 We're supposed to be going on holiday together. 161 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,461 Then onto the music festival at Menton. Middle of the month. 162 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,630 What we do now, I don't know. 163 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,340 Golly, nor do I. 164 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,726 And then there were four. 165 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,313 Only one thing to do, I suppose. 166 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:22,107 Let's see who's left in the morning. 167 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,569 Good plan. 168 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,876 - How are you this morning? - I'm very well. 169 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,420 - How are you? - Very well, indeed. 170 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,883 And the others? 171 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,969 I'm afraid it's been a night full of casualties. 172 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,432 I am sorry. 173 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,811 I think we should leave them the Minibus and press on. 174 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,190 - Does that appeal to you? - How can you be so callous? 175 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,070 When do we leave? 176 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,947 Whenever you're ready. 177 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,408 - I thought you went to the doctor's. - I drove the others. 178 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,869 - Nothing wrong with me. - You positive? 179 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,872 - That feeling can be very deceptive. - Right. 180 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,458 I've had chickenpox, when I was 12. 181 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:25,504 We're not taking the bus. We'll leave it for the others when they're better. 182 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:28,465 - We thought we'd hitchhike. - I love hitchhiking. 183 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,511 - I won't be in the way, will I? - Whatever gave you that idea? 184 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:35,597 Where do you think we'll get to by tonight? There? 185 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,104 - There. - We can do better than that, can't we? 186 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,438 Can we? 187 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,964 - Lambs. - I guessed. 188 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,757 Well, aren't they sweet? 189 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,974 - It's a shame about Jackie, isn't it? - Isn't it? 190 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,603 I suppose you'd have preferred if I'd got the chickenpox. 191 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:30,027 - You don't have to stay with me. - Listen, sweetheart, let's get this straight. 192 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,030 I have absolutely no intention of staying with you. 193 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:36,408 I don't know what your plans are, but I have a schedule. 194 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,495 I am not, whatever you may be, on holiday. 195 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,247 - I understand. - I'm here strictly for the buildings. 196 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,084 Anything else is entirely by the way. I haven't a minute to waste. 197 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,338 - My time is organized. - You're on a schedule. 198 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,548 It's quite a tight schedule. 199 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,927 Did you remember to pick up your passport this morning? 200 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,546 If there's one thing I really despise, it's an indispensable woman. 201 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,478 Nobody knows the names of the men who made it. 202 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,650 To make something as exquisite as this... 203 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,070 without wanting to smash your stupid name all over it... 204 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,613 Would you want to? 205 00:19:57,573 --> 00:20:00,576 All you hear about nowadays is people making names... 206 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,244 not things. 207 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,754 Sorry, do you want me to take your picture? 208 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,133 - No. - This is really a three-dimensional camera. 209 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,678 It's meant for photographing three-dimensional subjects. 210 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,514 I'm three-dimensional, as a matter of fact. 211 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,683 It's basically for buildings. 212 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,186 Well, I'm not a building. 213 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,202 We won't have to waste a minute stopping for lunch. 214 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,330 The trouble with women is they try to label you... 215 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,123 put you in a pigeonhole. 216 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,376 What they don't realize is... 217 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,006 the only thing that fits in a pigeonhole is a pigeon. 218 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,092 Marriage is all they ever think about. 219 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,970 I don't intend to get married for at least 40 years. 220 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:12,064 It's not that I have anything against sex. It's contracts I don't go for. 221 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:15,192 Promise of long service and good conduct. Are you a virgin? 222 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,778 Thought you were. Could always tell. 223 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,321 Congratulations. 224 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,282 I was two years at the University of Chicago. 225 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,368 Studying virgin detection? 226 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:28,413 Only at night school. Architecture during the day. 227 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:31,291 I always thought American women would be different. 228 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,877 I thought they'd broken the inhibitions barrier... 229 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,796 and it was all one long sex feast. 230 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,090 - No? - But no. 231 00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:40,968 The nicely brought-up American girl plays cool and modern... 232 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:44,054 but what she wants is what her grandmother wanted: 233 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,433 Your head stuffed and mounted on the living room wall. 234 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:54,898 And if you don't want it that way, you can take your loving self elsewhere... 235 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,025 speaking quite generally, of course. 236 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,570 Of course. Who was she? 237 00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:03,240 What do you mean? 238 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:07,202 Her name was Cathy Seligman, if you must know. 239 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:10,873 She was selfish, grasping, philistine... 240 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:15,085 materialistic, stubborn, opinionated. I was crazy about her. 241 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,462 Lucky for you, you'll never meet her. 242 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,632 She's now Mrs. Howard Maxwell Manchester. 243 00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,553 I always knew you two had to meet. 244 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:28,640 "There's only one drawback," Howard said. "We'll have to go to Greece." 245 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,685 - Remember saying that? - Yes. 246 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:35,230 Drawback! Of course, I absolutely flipped! 247 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:37,858 Howie, come on. 248 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:39,943 The first thing we thought of... 249 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:43,238 landing in Jolly Old was getting in touch with you. 250 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:47,326 I never thought that you newlyweds would want to travel with us ancients. 251 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,995 We don't care who we travel with, frankly. 252 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:52,539 - Oh, come on. - Hey, tell me something. 253 00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,001 Mommy, do snakes have nipples? 254 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,795 No, they don't, Ruthie. Do they, Howie? 255 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,590 No, they don't. 256 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:04,927 Ruthie is hooked on nature. 257 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:07,846 It's wonderful you two kids were free to come with us. 258 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,892 I just know that we're all going to be terribly terrific friends. 259 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:16,313 You know that Mark used to be my favorite beau. 260 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,773 Second favorite. 261 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,610 Favorite favorite. 262 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:24,780 That was before you came on the scenario, Howard. 263 00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,532 Of course. 264 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,826 Why don't they? 265 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,119 Why don't who what? 266 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,205 Snakes have nipples? 267 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,543 Because they lay eggs. 268 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,214 Did you remember to pack the anti-snake serum? 269 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,258 Good. 270 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,344 Mark, do you remember David Lewinsohn? 271 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:50,138 - No? David? - It's Woody Lewinsohn. 272 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,642 He's become a very fine physician in New York City. 273 00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:54,768 I remember. 274 00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:56,979 He taught Howard how to treat snake bites. 275 00:23:57,062 --> 00:24:00,274 How to inject the serum subcutaneously and all that. 276 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:03,652 - We've invested over $50... - $60. 277 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,738 $60 in anti-snake equipment. 278 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:10,033 Well, I sure hope somebody gets bitten by a snake. 279 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:17,916 That's my 100 exactly. Now, let me see. 280 00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,712 Mark, it's you to drive. 281 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:25,048 So we change places and that's all there is to it. 282 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:42,733 I'm hungry. 283 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:46,028 I think Howard's wonderful the way he organizes everything. 284 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:49,489 He's not an efficiency consultant for nothing, are you, sweetness? 285 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:52,451 If he were he wouldn't be married to you, honey. 286 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:56,371 - I'm hungry. - Hand me that guidebook, sugar. 287 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,876 - Thanks. - I want to eat something now. 288 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:04,546 If you want to ruin your lunch, Ruthiebelle, you can. 289 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:09,718 We believe in leaving things to Ruthie's own free decision. 290 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:12,262 Does that key make the car go? 291 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,557 Sort of. 292 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,269 Ruthie, that hurt Mommy. 293 00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:21,730 Did you see what she did? She pinched me. 294 00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:25,108 Yes, she probably thinks you're excluding her, honeybunch. 295 00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:26,818 She needs reassuring. 296 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:29,738 If she does it again, I'll need hospitalization. 297 00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:31,740 Yes, well, we're covered. 298 00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,079 Have you ever been in analysis? 299 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:38,413 No. 300 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:41,124 It can be very worthwhile. 301 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,962 Should I tell you a story, Ruthie? 302 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,799 - Joanna, thank you. - There we are, love. 303 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:51,677 Come on, Ruthie. 304 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:55,806 Well, well, well. Quite like old times, Mr. Wallace. 305 00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:09,152 I see what you mean about rearranging the luggage, Marcus. 306 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:12,406 - Thought you might, Howie. - Wow! That's a real sun. 307 00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,992 We're getting way down south, honey. 308 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:18,954 Mommy, I'm hungry. I want to eat something now. 309 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,415 I don't want anything to eat. 310 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:27,171 I think she's going to be a little late fixating. 311 00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,842 She felt we hurried her. Why don't we all relax? 312 00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:35,137 Marcus, I've been meaning to say about expenses... 313 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,723 I think I've come up with a formula. 314 00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:44,730 If you're agreeable, we'll call Ruthie a half. 315 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:49,693 In which event, we can most efficaciously divide everything into nine parts... 316 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:53,614 and split them in the ratio of five to four. 317 00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:59,036 Yes, I think that's the final breakdown on this morning's expenses. 318 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:02,164 - Mark, if you care to check it. - I believe you. 319 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:03,999 Well, shall we go? 320 00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:09,004 You don't like my house, do you? 321 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:12,382 Very handsome. Split-level. Market at L25,000. I like it a lot. 322 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:15,469 It's beautiful, Ruthie. Come on, sweetheart. 323 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:19,681 - I want to take my house with me. - She's feeling insecure, only natural. 324 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:23,018 - Come on, sweetness. - I'd like to take my house with me. 325 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,856 I want it! 326 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,778 Ruthie, this time I have to say no. And I mean, no. Now, no. 327 00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:43,413 It's very reassuring at times to retain a certain flexibility of attitude. 328 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:48,752 Howard has a tremendously mature quality. That's what I love about him. 329 00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:51,004 He has quiet assurance. 330 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,760 - Don't you think he has quiet assurance? - Very quiet assurance. 331 00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:58,804 He's the husband type. 332 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:02,266 You were always the lover type. I guess you still are. 333 00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:05,227 I've been married to Joanna for nearly two years. 334 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:09,064 But your relationship is basically volatile. Anyone can see that. 335 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:12,776 Joanna, I don't want you to feel badly about what happened just now. 336 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:16,238 - It doesn't really matter. - I think it does matter, Joanna. 337 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:18,740 You resent Ruthie, don't you? 338 00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:21,451 - A little spilt wine. - You misunderstand me. 339 00:28:21,577 --> 00:28:25,747 You resent her because she represents the child you want to have. 340 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:33,422 All right, we are 17 minutes behind schedule. 341 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:37,593 Marcus, you have 53 kilometers still to go. 342 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,761 - Okay. - It's hot. 343 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:42,514 Sweetheart, I hate to say it... 344 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:45,100 but we should've left the car under the sun shelter. 345 00:28:45,142 --> 00:28:47,603 I know, sugarbush. Let's move it, Marcus. 346 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,944 - What is it, candyface? - I'm hungry. 347 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:07,956 Very funny, isn't it? But I happen to have a schedule. 348 00:29:07,998 --> 00:29:12,002 The trouble is, there's two of us. That's the basis of the whole trouble. 349 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,799 If I ever have a car, I swear I'll never pass a single hitchhiker as long as I live. 350 00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:29,102 Must we dice with death? 351 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:37,653 Since when has this car got only two speeds, 110 and stop? 352 00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:41,323 - I'll tell you what, you drive. - I'll tell you what, I'll walk. 353 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:42,866 Okay, walk! 354 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,370 Come on, Jo, don't be silly. 355 00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:52,209 You'd be far better off on your own, wouldn't you? 356 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,169 Oh, not again, Joanna! 357 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:57,256 You want to get on, I know. Maurice is waiting. 358 00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,674 Let him wait. 359 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,593 He's got you on a line. All he has to do is reel you in. 360 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:05,097 Shut up about Maurice. If it weren't for him, you know what we'd be? 361 00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:06,348 - Happy! - Broke. 362 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,516 Broke and happy. 363 00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:10,102 You wanna go back to living in a cellar? You hated it. 364 00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:12,271 - I loved it. - You hated it. 365 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,481 I hated it. 366 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,609 I hate being at other people's beck and call. 367 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:21,029 As soon as someone becks or calls, I resent it, that's all. 368 00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:23,323 Okay, you run the show. You handle it. 369 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:26,994 You worry about the house, the flat, Nanny, and Mrs. Rathbone. 370 00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:29,121 I don't want any of them. 371 00:30:29,246 --> 00:30:32,833 Do I? Am I the one that wants enamel sports watches? 372 00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:37,087 Take your watch. I don't want it. I don't want anything. 373 00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:41,008 Why is it, when you give a woman what she wants, she gets so bloody minded? 374 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,803 You don't give me what I want. You give me what you want to give me. 375 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:47,806 Joanna, your watch. 376 00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:50,976 Joanna, I love you. 377 00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:10,537 Come on, Maurice is waiting. 378 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:12,664 Bitch. 379 00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:17,669 Listen, sweetheart. We're not going to make it together. See? 380 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,589 We don't get the breaks. So this is the kiss off. 381 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:23,133 You take the high road, I'll take the low road. 382 00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:26,011 We'll see who gets in where before who. Okay? 383 00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:30,724 If we meet again, great. If not, happy holidays. 384 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:33,310 No hard feelings, but... 385 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,395 - You have a schedule. - Right. 386 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,243 What happened to your slick friend in the Alfa Romeo? 387 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:34,454 I told him I was in love with you, so he put me down. 388 00:32:45,674 --> 00:32:48,552 - I warn you... - Don't. 389 00:33:07,446 --> 00:33:09,823 What would you say to a cup of coffee? 390 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,794 What kind of people would sit like that without a word to say to each other? 391 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,420 Married people? 392 00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:21,478 This is definitely against my principles. 393 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:26,149 Good. I wouldn't like to think it happened all the time. 394 00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:30,821 I had absolutely no intention of sleeping in hotels. 395 00:34:34,116 --> 00:34:35,534 You didn't? 396 00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:39,746 Hell, no. What do you think I brought a sleeping sack for? 397 00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:43,125 I hadn't seriously thought about it. 398 00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:55,721 - Who are you? - Some girl. 399 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,818 Sleep well? 400 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:13,155 I think that room was over the plate-smashing annex. 401 00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:16,200 My days for roughing it are over. 402 00:35:16,408 --> 00:35:20,287 Next time, get Maurice to reserve us a room if you can't remember yourself... 403 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:24,875 preferably with a carpet, and something else in the hot tap besides... 404 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:37,471 All right, now when we're ready... 405 00:35:37,554 --> 00:35:39,848 it's Joanna in the hot seat... 406 00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:43,060 and Catherine the Great, the co-driver. Okay? 407 00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:49,566 We've still got three weeks to go, so you may as well make the best of it. 408 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,985 Believe it or not, I am making the best of it. 409 00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:54,196 - You wanted to come. - Okay. 410 00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:59,201 Mommy, I don't want Joanna to look at me. 411 00:35:59,868 --> 00:36:01,912 Ruthie, don't be so silly. 412 00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:05,374 Joanna, may I say something? 413 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,794 This may sound absolutely ridiculous to you. 414 00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:12,881 I know that you love Ruthie, but she doesn't seem to realize it. 415 00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:15,551 I don't think you're getting through to her. 416 00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:18,887 She's gotten the idea that you are hostile to her. 417 00:36:19,596 --> 00:36:21,598 May I make a suggestion? 418 00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:25,519 Why don't you woo her a little bit? 419 00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:29,565 - Woo her? - That's right, woo her a little bit. 420 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:33,527 Okay. Let's get this show on the road. 421 00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:36,989 Ruthie, honey. Come on. 422 00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:49,084 It has running hot and cold, bath... 423 00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:52,838 free garage, telephone... 424 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:58,427 and transistor radios are not allowed in the dining room. 425 00:36:58,552 --> 00:37:00,888 Sounds minimal, but I'll buy it. 426 00:37:00,971 --> 00:37:03,265 I don't want to go to a hotel. 427 00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:06,810 Our little home for the night, sweetness. Of course, you do. 428 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,395 I don't. 429 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:21,241 May I have the keys back now, please? 430 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,326 No! 431 00:37:24,161 --> 00:37:27,039 All right, we'll just have to stay here all night. 432 00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,459 - Is that what you want? - Yes! 433 00:37:33,754 --> 00:37:36,256 - With nothing to eat? - I'm not hungry. 434 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,842 - She had a little snack... - Cathy, please. 435 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:46,016 Ruthie, give me that key. 436 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,070 Don't you have a spare? 437 00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:02,950 If I used the spare, we don't have a spare. 438 00:38:05,077 --> 00:38:07,454 Mommy, I'm so tired. 439 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:11,917 Do you still want a child? 440 00:38:12,918 --> 00:38:17,381 I still want a child. I just don't want that child. 441 00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:21,051 We agreed before we were married... 442 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:24,346 we weren't gonna have any children. 443 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:27,850 And before we were married we didn't. 444 00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:36,900 Ruthie, you know, that was kind of a funny thing you did with the key. 445 00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,153 Fast thinking. 446 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,782 - Did you see where it landed? - Yes. 447 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:47,619 Good girl. 448 00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:50,330 - Where? - I'm not going to tell you. 449 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:55,961 - Tell your daddy at once! - It's there. 450 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:02,301 I wooed her. 451 00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:11,143 Your time's up, buddy. 452 00:39:20,611 --> 00:39:22,154 Breakfast is served. 453 00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:30,120 That's a good cup of tea. 454 00:39:30,496 --> 00:39:31,914 It's coffee! 455 00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:34,583 I knew it's a good cup of something. 456 00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:37,377 Okay, start her up. 457 00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:48,722 Let's go. 458 00:39:52,768 --> 00:39:54,186 Plenty of revs. 459 00:40:05,364 --> 00:40:07,282 - We stalled. - You stalled. 460 00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:09,451 - You drive. - No. 461 00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:11,161 I don't want to drive. 462 00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:40,983 You stalled. 463 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:00,252 Done it! 464 00:41:49,134 --> 00:41:50,761 That should hold it for a while. 465 00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:57,768 Someone's having a bonfire. 466 00:41:58,227 --> 00:41:59,561 I love bonfires. 467 00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:03,190 One day we'll have a big garden and grow lots of bonfires. 468 00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:08,153 Wood smoke is the smell I like best. Hickory, for instance. 469 00:42:08,237 --> 00:42:10,572 - You ever smell hickory smoke? - Never. 470 00:42:10,948 --> 00:42:13,200 I'll have to take you to the States. 471 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:16,328 Alternatively, I could get Cathy to send us a few cans. 472 00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:18,247 They really can it now. She could. 473 00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:19,915 She could bring it on her next trip. 474 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,959 Don't tell me I detect a note of welcome. 475 00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:24,753 You can't expect her not to want to see your baby. 476 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:25,879 No. 477 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:28,757 Hey, you're not... 478 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:35,889 And this I suppose was my little holiday surprise. 479 00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:39,101 I don't really suppose it was much of a surprise. 480 00:42:40,435 --> 00:42:43,897 You know, you really have to have everything you want, don't you? 481 00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:47,609 Are we supposed to celebrate? What we gonna drink? 482 00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:49,444 Here we are. 483 00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:57,286 We're getting further south, all right. 484 00:42:57,327 --> 00:42:59,705 - It's certainly getting warmer. - Right. 485 00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:06,587 Why don't they overtake if they are gonna overtake? 486 00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:08,463 Mark! Fire! 487 00:43:08,547 --> 00:43:09,798 - Where? - Here! 488 00:43:09,923 --> 00:43:11,800 Mark, we're on fire! 489 00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:23,437 I can't see! 490 00:43:36,325 --> 00:43:37,659 Water! 491 00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:39,786 - But where? - Find some! 492 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:41,371 Here. 493 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:46,001 It likes water! 494 00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:48,670 - Stand back! - What are you going to do? 495 00:43:48,712 --> 00:43:50,839 I'm going to stand back. You think I'm crazy? 496 00:43:50,881 --> 00:43:53,967 - I have telephoned the pumpers. - The fire brigade. 497 00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:50,274 Park the car in the shade this time. 498 00:44:50,399 --> 00:44:53,861 I don't want to come out after lunch to a red-hot car again. 499 00:44:55,696 --> 00:44:58,407 What does "Reserve a la direction" mean? 500 00:44:58,782 --> 00:45:00,617 Reserved for the management. 501 00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:02,536 Hell, we're the customers. 502 00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:09,376 Why do you think Red China is a bitch? 503 00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:14,256 We can't stay here, Howie. 504 00:45:14,631 --> 00:45:18,010 I meant that Red China was a very difficult problem. 505 00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:20,762 All right, Cathy, I'm moving. 506 00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:27,019 Over there, Howie. It's perfect. 507 00:45:27,311 --> 00:45:28,604 I saw them. 508 00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:46,079 Yes, Ruthie? 509 00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:48,290 Did you do that on purpose? 510 00:45:51,168 --> 00:45:56,298 No, Ruthie, I didn't. No, I did not. No, Ruthie, no. 511 00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:07,809 - Do you love me? - Now she asks. 512 00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:09,978 Do you? 513 00:46:10,854 --> 00:46:14,942 - Confessions extracted under torture... - Do you? 514 00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:16,777 Yes! 515 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:22,407 You're gonna get us thrown out of here. 516 00:46:22,866 --> 00:46:24,827 Actually it's not a bad idea. 517 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:27,746 It's going to ruin us, anyway. 518 00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:33,418 This is heaven. 519 00:46:34,294 --> 00:46:36,421 - I could eat a horse. - You may have to. 520 00:46:36,505 --> 00:46:39,925 - We've just gone on a diet. - But we haven't had lunch. 521 00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:43,846 Baby, I'm not kidding. At these prices, we can't afford to eat here. 522 00:46:46,807 --> 00:46:47,975 I'm starving. 523 00:46:48,058 --> 00:46:51,144 You'll just have to practice a little self-restraint. 524 00:46:54,773 --> 00:46:56,942 I am not hungry. 525 00:46:57,067 --> 00:46:58,902 You are not hungry. 526 00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:01,446 We are not hungry. 527 00:47:02,156 --> 00:47:05,033 I am hungry! You are not hungry. 528 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:10,038 Women in an advanced state of pregnancy should be very careful about overeating. 529 00:47:10,122 --> 00:47:12,708 Advanced? I've got eight months to go! 530 00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:15,544 Must be some food shop in that village. 531 00:47:15,669 --> 00:47:19,298 I'm too worried about you to dream about eating anything myself. 532 00:47:19,423 --> 00:47:23,385 I'll tell you what. I'll slip down to the chemist and get you some... Guess. 533 00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:26,680 Hamburgers. 534 00:47:26,763 --> 00:47:30,684 Pills! That's right! 535 00:47:30,934 --> 00:47:35,564 Hamburger pills! Large hamburger pills! 536 00:47:35,856 --> 00:47:38,233 Don't let them see you bringing it in. 537 00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:46,742 What about food? 538 00:47:47,618 --> 00:47:48,869 What about food? 539 00:47:48,952 --> 00:47:52,289 We have to eat. Let's go to the Domaine St. Juste, why not? 540 00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:55,626 - I'm not dressed. - Baby, the last time we went there... 541 00:47:55,751 --> 00:47:58,754 I was dressed in soot and you were wearing a blanket. 542 00:47:59,630 --> 00:48:01,381 I can change if you want me to. 543 00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:03,175 Change. I want you to. 544 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:19,566 I'm still not done up. 545 00:48:57,271 --> 00:48:59,439 The lousy cops plugged me, sweetheart. 546 00:49:20,252 --> 00:49:22,504 Pills! Hamburger pills! 547 00:49:36,518 --> 00:49:40,981 What sort of people sit in a restaurant and don't even try to talk to each other? 548 00:49:41,857 --> 00:49:43,150 Married people. 549 00:50:07,549 --> 00:50:11,220 You're the only woman I know who's prepared to share a bed with a sardine. 550 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:14,556 I don't care what kind of a sardine you are. I like you. 551 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,645 - Will you hate me when I'm bowfronted? - Undoubtedly. 552 00:50:20,562 --> 00:50:22,815 - And will you be unfaithful to me? - Blatantly. 553 00:50:24,066 --> 00:50:26,568 - You promised I could. - You promised you wouldn't. 554 00:50:26,652 --> 00:50:28,195 When we got married. 555 00:50:30,614 --> 00:50:32,783 Do you mind undoing what you did? 556 00:50:41,542 --> 00:50:42,543 Thanks. 557 00:50:43,293 --> 00:50:44,503 You're welcome. 558 00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:47,840 Aren't you coming to bed at all? 559 00:50:48,841 --> 00:50:49,842 Tired? 560 00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:54,721 I won't be long. 561 00:50:54,805 --> 00:50:57,850 Shall I call your secretary and make an appointment? 562 00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:01,895 When did you start being as snide as this? 563 00:51:04,648 --> 00:51:06,984 Right after we got married, didn't I? 564 00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:09,778 - Did we get married? - Yeah. 565 00:51:11,113 --> 00:51:12,281 Remember? 566 00:51:12,823 --> 00:51:14,825 When sex stopped being fun. 567 00:51:15,492 --> 00:51:18,453 Yeah. It started being official. 568 00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:22,040 I remember. 569 00:51:35,679 --> 00:51:39,141 I think that lovely little lake breeds lovely little mosquitoes. 570 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:42,060 - I'll close the window. - We'll suffocate. 571 00:52:04,124 --> 00:52:07,461 - We just have to pretend they don't exist. - All right. 572 00:52:08,045 --> 00:52:10,547 - Good night. - Good night, little mother. 573 00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:18,847 - They do exist. - No, they don't. 574 00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:22,726 They do. 575 00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:25,395 I've had an idea. 576 00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:28,524 - Sleep well? - Very well. 577 00:52:28,732 --> 00:52:30,275 I had a dreamy dream. 578 00:52:31,109 --> 00:52:32,569 Tell me the worst. 579 00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:37,282 I dreamt you built us the most beautiful little Wallace-designed house. 580 00:52:38,826 --> 00:52:42,496 And I built the most beautiful little Wallace-designed triplets. 581 00:52:42,913 --> 00:52:45,749 All we need right now is a population explosion. 582 00:52:57,928 --> 00:53:00,013 You did not need the mosquito net? 583 00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:09,398 We managed without it. 584 00:53:16,613 --> 00:53:17,906 No breakfast? 585 00:53:19,616 --> 00:53:21,326 Religious reasons. 586 00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:29,918 We gotta get out of this place. This self-denial is killing me. 587 00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:34,715 I'm sorry you were not able to sample our restaurant last night. 588 00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:37,426 So were we. It was religious reasons. 589 00:53:37,509 --> 00:53:41,221 Particularly when we have to charge you an all-inclusive price... 590 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:42,890 - as you see. - Beg your pardon? 591 00:53:42,973 --> 00:53:46,602 High season. Our price includes dinner and breakfast always. 592 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:48,312 Always. 593 00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:53,817 Thank you. 594 00:53:54,318 --> 00:53:57,446 I think the inspector is waiting for you outside. 595 00:53:57,529 --> 00:53:58,697 Inspector? 596 00:53:58,822 --> 00:54:01,950 Concerning the expenses for the pumpers and such like. 597 00:54:03,494 --> 00:54:05,496 We will see you again, I hope. 598 00:54:07,164 --> 00:54:11,460 What's French for "I don't believe you and you're not going to get a damn penny"? 599 00:54:31,647 --> 00:54:32,731 - Tax? - Tax. 600 00:54:33,607 --> 00:54:34,608 Tax on what? 601 00:54:46,578 --> 00:54:50,415 This is literally highway robbery. I mean, this is literally highway robbery. 602 00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:53,502 - Don't lose your temper. - I'm not losing my temper. 603 00:55:00,384 --> 00:55:01,969 Dispose of the wreck. 604 00:55:06,723 --> 00:55:07,724 Where? 605 00:55:10,686 --> 00:55:11,854 Come on, Jo. 606 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,325 You think I'm deaf. I can hear you. 607 00:55:47,139 --> 00:55:49,892 You are mad! You are ill! 608 00:55:50,642 --> 00:55:52,436 We disposed of it. 609 00:55:55,230 --> 00:55:58,942 Who is going to pay me? Because if you think the insurance will pay... 610 00:55:59,318 --> 00:56:01,487 The insurance companies are never in a hurry. 611 00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:03,739 I had a barn which burnt two years ago... 612 00:56:03,822 --> 00:56:06,575 I haven't been paid back for it yet. 613 00:56:06,658 --> 00:56:08,368 And nobody will give me a barn like this. 614 00:56:08,911 --> 00:56:11,747 It was very dangerous. They could have killed someone. 615 00:56:19,630 --> 00:56:21,965 It is unbelievable anyone could be so clumsy. 616 00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:33,602 This is the life. 617 00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:36,897 He let me down, I must tell you. Quite disgracefully. 618 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:39,066 So I'm looking for an architect. 619 00:56:39,566 --> 00:56:41,318 My husband's an architect. 620 00:56:44,446 --> 00:56:47,574 So you put up buildings as well as knocking them down. 621 00:56:47,825 --> 00:56:50,410 - Corporation... - He doesn't have a minute to spare. 622 00:56:50,869 --> 00:56:52,412 What about now? 623 00:56:53,205 --> 00:56:54,957 He has a minute to spare. 624 00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:58,293 Good. We must talk. 625 00:56:58,710 --> 00:57:00,963 No, I must tell you, I'm in a corner. 626 00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:08,971 Communist. 627 00:57:09,221 --> 00:57:11,390 - Are you all right, honey? - Yes. 628 00:57:14,309 --> 00:57:15,644 Hey, Chantilly. 629 00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:19,398 - Isn't that in the guidebook? - It could just be. 630 00:57:19,648 --> 00:57:20,899 Do let's stop. 631 00:57:21,150 --> 00:57:24,111 I don't want Ruthie to be late for her lunch today. 632 00:57:24,319 --> 00:57:26,822 Yes. It's off the main road. 633 00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:30,159 Howie, I may as well warn you before we get to Greece... 634 00:57:30,284 --> 00:57:32,703 that the Acropolis is off the main road. 635 00:57:35,164 --> 00:57:37,040 This is a democratic trip. 636 00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:26,089 Really great to dawdle through an old place like that. 637 00:58:27,633 --> 00:58:29,551 Joanna, I have to thank you. 638 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,638 I thought you didn't like Joanna, Daddy. 639 00:58:35,265 --> 00:58:36,767 Of course I like Joanna. 640 00:58:36,934 --> 00:58:40,896 Then why did Mommy say she was a suburban English nobody? 641 00:58:45,526 --> 00:58:50,405 I think it may be very important to the future of our quadripartite relationship... 642 00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:54,660 to get that particular remark into very clear context. 643 00:58:54,743 --> 00:58:58,497 I think it might be best for the future of our quadripartite relationship... 644 00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:02,209 if we accepted the fact, here and now, that it has no future whatsoever. 645 00:59:02,334 --> 00:59:04,545 Mark, please don't be too hasty. 646 00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:06,421 We're through, Howard. 647 00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:09,132 Hey, those things took a lot of arranging. 648 00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:12,302 Now, you listen to me. Try and imagine how Joanna feels. 649 00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:14,263 I can see how Joanna feels. 650 00:59:14,346 --> 00:59:18,350 She's gonna feel that the whole trip has been loused up because of her. 651 00:59:18,809 --> 00:59:22,688 - Howard, you are the most complacent... - Abuse me if you want to. 652 00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:23,856 I want to. 653 00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:27,151 You are gonna dominate that girl right out of existence. 654 00:59:27,234 --> 00:59:29,736 I'm gonna smash your face in, Howie. 655 00:59:30,612 --> 00:59:33,490 That isn't a very adult attitude, if I may say so. 656 00:59:33,615 --> 00:59:36,577 Marcus, please. That's the phonograph. 657 00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:38,203 Mark, please. 658 00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:42,249 Come on, darling. Come on, sweetheart. 659 00:59:42,374 --> 00:59:46,879 You haven't asked Joanna if she wants to abandon the expedition at this point. 660 00:59:46,962 --> 00:59:48,213 Come on, baby. 661 00:59:48,714 --> 00:59:52,467 That, if I may say so, is a very revealing usage. 662 00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:57,890 Calling her baby shows you're prepared to do her thinking and deciding. 663 00:59:58,140 --> 01:00:00,225 Now I warn you solemnly, Marcus. 664 01:00:00,309 --> 01:00:04,605 You're denying Joanna the right to be her own paradoxical self. 665 01:00:04,771 --> 01:00:09,234 Howard, you're the largest pocket of untapped natural gas known to man. 666 01:00:26,043 --> 01:00:28,003 They haven't even opened yet. 667 01:00:28,295 --> 01:00:30,506 - What is it about? - Who knows? 668 01:00:30,839 --> 01:00:34,635 - What do people have rows about? - Money, sex. 669 01:00:35,844 --> 01:00:39,056 Sex, money. He wants, she doesn't want. 670 01:00:39,223 --> 01:00:41,141 She wants, he doesn't want. 671 01:00:41,225 --> 01:00:44,311 He thinks that the counter is all in the wrong place. 672 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:47,981 Counter and display cases. It's very funny. 673 01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:50,651 Yeah, that's marriage for you. 674 01:00:50,901 --> 01:00:52,694 That's marriage for them. 675 01:00:53,237 --> 01:00:55,531 That's marriage. Full stop. 676 01:00:58,075 --> 01:01:00,953 I'm allowed not to like Howard and Cathy. They're my friends. 677 01:01:01,036 --> 01:01:04,832 You never wanted to enjoy the trip. You were jealous of Cathy before we left. 678 01:01:04,915 --> 01:01:08,126 It's no bliss to be in a car with three Maxwell Manchesters. 679 01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:11,255 You promised when we were married, you'd always be happy. 680 01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:14,049 - I know. - Why can't you always be happy? 681 01:01:14,174 --> 01:01:15,509 Because I can't. 682 01:01:16,176 --> 01:01:18,303 You mean you broke your promise. 683 01:01:19,221 --> 01:01:20,889 I am happy, usually. 684 01:01:24,226 --> 01:01:26,228 I love you, if that's any good. 685 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:28,397 That's not the issue. 686 01:01:28,564 --> 01:01:31,233 If it isn't, it should be the issue. 687 01:01:33,235 --> 01:01:35,404 - You're right. - I'm right? 688 01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:39,074 You're right. Let's find a hotel. 689 01:01:39,491 --> 01:01:42,494 1:00 in the afternoon. What do we want a hotel for? 690 01:01:44,746 --> 01:01:46,248 Let's find a hotel. 691 01:01:46,582 --> 01:01:48,542 To hell with the Maxwell Manchesters. 692 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,711 Mister, Missus and Miss. 693 01:01:51,128 --> 01:01:54,298 In future, we travel alone together, or not at all. 694 01:01:58,051 --> 01:01:59,469 My darling Joanna: 695 01:02:00,304 --> 01:02:01,889 So far, all goes well. 696 01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:06,351 The car's nearly run in and my patience nearly run out. 697 01:02:07,603 --> 01:02:09,396 I miss you like mad. 698 01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:13,400 I drove nearly all night last night. 699 01:02:13,734 --> 01:02:16,737 Couldn't face one of our hotels without you with me. 700 01:02:18,447 --> 01:02:20,282 I finally slept in the car... 701 01:02:20,449 --> 01:02:23,994 quite near where we buried the poor old burnt-out MG. 702 01:02:26,622 --> 01:02:29,374 I wish to hell I hadn't had to make the trip. 703 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:33,253 I suppose, what with the house and Caroline... 704 01:02:33,337 --> 01:02:35,547 it's just as well that I've got some work. 705 01:02:35,631 --> 01:02:38,550 At least this pays better than corporation bus shelter. 706 01:02:38,634 --> 01:02:41,595 And it's a lot more interesting, too, let's face it. 707 01:02:41,803 --> 01:02:43,931 I think about you all the time. 708 01:02:44,723 --> 01:02:47,267 It's been a pretty uneventful drive so far. 709 01:02:47,351 --> 01:02:50,145 It's a long and dull road when you're on your own. 710 01:02:51,146 --> 01:02:55,108 All I care about is getting down there and doing whatever has to be done... 711 01:02:55,150 --> 01:02:56,944 and getting the hell back. 712 01:02:57,194 --> 01:03:00,864 When I'm not being woken at 3:00 in the morning, I feel very paternal. 713 01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:03,450 And I miss you both more than I can say. 714 01:03:04,034 --> 01:03:05,494 Life's very flat. 715 01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,747 I shall probably drive on overnight... 716 01:03:08,831 --> 01:03:11,667 tonight and get down to the site in the morning. 717 01:03:11,917 --> 01:03:14,461 Two or three sessions with a far-famed client... 718 01:03:14,586 --> 01:03:16,129 should be more than enough. 719 01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:18,882 It's typical of me that as soon as I get away... 720 01:03:18,966 --> 01:03:21,677 all I want to do is to get back to you again. 721 01:03:22,386 --> 01:03:24,429 I won't write any more at the moment... 722 01:03:24,513 --> 01:03:26,723 because I really do want to get on. 723 01:03:27,349 --> 01:03:30,477 As soon as I have a chance, I'll drop you another line. 724 01:03:30,853 --> 01:03:31,812 Love... 725 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,441 Mark. 726 01:03:37,442 --> 01:03:38,485 PS: 727 01:03:39,111 --> 01:03:43,157 Next time we come away, we shall have our own little Ruthiebelle with us. 728 01:03:47,202 --> 01:03:49,121 I don't want any more, Mommy. 729 01:03:49,746 --> 01:03:51,498 Do you want to finish it? 730 01:04:16,356 --> 01:04:18,317 Boiled egg for supper, Carol? 731 01:04:27,826 --> 01:04:30,329 Make sure Carol doesn't fall out of the window... 732 01:04:30,454 --> 01:04:32,456 or eat any chairs or anything, darling. 733 01:04:32,539 --> 01:04:33,582 Can you? 734 01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:36,877 While I wash out a few things for the morning. 735 01:05:03,612 --> 01:05:05,072 Come on in. 736 01:05:16,124 --> 01:05:17,251 Come here. 737 01:05:21,839 --> 01:05:24,091 - Has it come yet? - What? 738 01:05:25,175 --> 01:05:26,468 Carol's supper. 739 01:05:27,553 --> 01:05:28,804 I don't know. 740 01:05:29,346 --> 01:05:31,849 Couldn't you see what's happening to it? 741 01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:37,271 I thought you were watching Caroline! 742 01:05:37,563 --> 01:05:40,566 I'm sorry, but I've got to see His Majesty The Client tomorrow. 743 01:05:40,691 --> 01:05:42,442 I've got to get this finished. 744 01:05:44,319 --> 01:05:47,030 I'll go. 745 01:05:47,698 --> 01:05:48,991 Don't bother. 746 01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,203 I'll go! 747 01:06:00,711 --> 01:06:03,005 It's not possible. Where's our eggs? 748 01:06:03,172 --> 01:06:05,507 We've been waiting half an hour for an egg. 749 01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:13,348 - I must ask you... - I must ask you. 750 01:06:13,432 --> 01:06:15,184 You are disturbing the other guests. 751 01:06:15,267 --> 01:06:18,270 I want that egg in five minutes or we're leaving. 752 01:06:21,732 --> 01:06:23,108 We're leaving! 753 01:06:24,735 --> 01:06:26,153 - Leaving? - Leaving. 754 01:06:26,862 --> 01:06:30,699 - But Caroline's in her pajamas. - Caroline can leave in her pajamas. 755 01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:33,368 They don't want us here. We're not staying. 756 01:06:33,452 --> 01:06:37,915 I'm sorry, but I refuse to be insulted by a fifth-rate doss house, and that's it. 757 01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:41,418 I ask you for a boiled egg, and you return with an eviction order. 758 01:06:41,543 --> 01:06:44,213 I've told you we're leaving. Now let's go. 759 01:06:44,755 --> 01:06:46,048 Let's go! 760 01:06:46,381 --> 01:06:49,051 "He never got home to early tea" 761 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,386 Do it again. 762 01:06:53,263 --> 01:06:58,352 "The bumblebee, the bumblebee He flew away from the tulip tree 763 01:06:58,435 --> 01:07:01,021 "He made a mistake and flew into the lake 764 01:07:01,063 --> 01:07:03,440 "And he never got home to early tea" 765 01:07:04,775 --> 01:07:06,443 Daddy, do the duck. 766 01:07:17,287 --> 01:07:18,413 Thank you. 767 01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:43,814 It was all my fault, I know. 768 01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:48,527 I've been telling Caroline bedtime stories for an hour. 769 01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:51,280 It'd be nice if you could avoid fortissimo for a while. 770 01:07:51,321 --> 01:07:55,993 Look! I quit that hotel because they didn't bring you what you wanted. 771 01:07:56,326 --> 01:07:57,786 I didn't want a boiled egg. 772 01:07:57,911 --> 01:07:59,997 I suppose Caroline has nothing to do with you. 773 01:08:00,122 --> 01:08:02,457 You were the one who wanted a child. 774 01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:05,127 Why don't you wake her up and tell her that. 775 01:08:05,252 --> 01:08:08,672 I don't want to tell her. I'm telling you. I love Caroline. 776 01:08:09,006 --> 01:08:11,300 You don't know what love is. 777 01:08:14,178 --> 01:08:15,804 That's tough on me. 778 01:08:17,347 --> 01:08:21,977 All you can do is take the salute at an endless march-past of yourself. 779 01:08:46,376 --> 01:08:49,338 I have an appetite. Do you? 780 01:08:51,507 --> 01:08:53,717 Wouldn't matter who I was, would it? 781 01:09:02,893 --> 01:09:06,688 I'm willing to call it a day. Do you want to call it a day? 782 01:09:06,897 --> 01:09:10,859 - You never wanted to call it anything else. - You're damn right there. 783 01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:31,463 - We can't even have a fight in peace. - Leave me. 784 01:09:33,048 --> 01:09:34,132 Selfish. 785 01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:29,605 They call it the Mediterranean, my lady. 786 01:10:32,441 --> 01:10:34,109 Come, it's time to swim. 787 01:10:36,612 --> 01:10:38,280 I don't understand sex. 788 01:10:38,947 --> 01:10:40,616 Don't worry, it doesn't show. 789 01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:43,827 Seriously, why do we enjoy it more when it means less. 790 01:10:45,829 --> 01:10:47,956 Because it isn't personal anymore. 791 01:10:48,165 --> 01:10:49,541 Not personal? 792 01:10:50,918 --> 01:10:52,169 That's right. 793 01:11:05,265 --> 01:11:07,768 "Too late," they cried. "Too late." 794 01:11:23,158 --> 01:11:25,118 I'm so happy. 795 01:11:25,994 --> 01:11:27,538 I love you. 796 01:11:34,545 --> 01:11:36,213 Find us a big bed. 797 01:11:37,005 --> 01:11:38,924 - Tired? - No. 798 01:11:43,095 --> 01:11:44,138 Come on. 799 01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:52,563 - End of romantic gesture. - That didn't last very long. 800 01:11:52,688 --> 01:11:54,189 I believe in short romances. 801 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:56,692 So do I. Short and happy romances. 802 01:11:56,775 --> 01:11:59,027 Last one in bed turns the lights out. 803 01:11:59,111 --> 01:12:00,529 I'll beat you! 804 01:12:14,209 --> 01:12:15,544 Worth a try. 805 01:12:30,601 --> 01:12:31,685 Cheat! 806 01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:57,085 You know what I dreamt? 807 01:12:58,921 --> 01:13:00,297 What did you dream? 808 01:13:00,923 --> 01:13:02,591 I dreamt that a train... 809 01:13:03,675 --> 01:13:07,095 drove slap-bang through the middle of the room in the night. 810 01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:10,015 Mr. Freud, what big ears you've got. 811 01:13:11,183 --> 01:13:13,685 The better to analyze you with, my dear. 812 01:13:14,269 --> 01:13:15,437 You said it. 813 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:19,274 Nothing at all to do with sex whatsoever. 814 01:13:20,275 --> 01:13:23,237 I think I certainly am not as frustrated. 815 01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:27,199 That's your story. Try and sell it to Freud. 816 01:13:50,139 --> 01:13:51,598 Sexy, wasn't it? 817 01:13:52,641 --> 01:13:55,144 Okay, you're not frustrated. 818 01:14:22,004 --> 01:14:24,590 - Hot. - Scalding already. 819 01:14:25,007 --> 01:14:29,094 - Shouldn't get too much sun the first day. - I don't burn. I've got asbestos skin. 820 01:14:30,846 --> 01:14:32,848 - In, come on. - No. 821 01:14:35,184 --> 01:14:37,853 Get your shirt off. Come on! 822 01:15:24,191 --> 01:15:26,693 This must be very near the Garden of Eden. 823 01:15:28,987 --> 01:15:30,948 Do you know what marriage is? 824 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:35,536 You tell me and see if we are thinking of the same thing. 825 01:15:35,619 --> 01:15:40,374 Marriage is when the woman asks the man to take off his pajamas. 826 01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:44,586 And it's because she wants to send them to the laundry. 827 01:15:50,384 --> 01:15:52,928 - Good? - Yeah. Very good. 828 01:15:53,262 --> 01:15:57,432 - I'm hungry and thirsty. - You're never satisfied. 829 01:15:57,599 --> 01:15:59,351 What's wrong with being hungry? 830 01:15:59,434 --> 01:16:03,188 It's time you realize that all human appetites are profoundly degrading... 831 01:16:03,272 --> 01:16:05,149 with the exception of lust. 832 01:16:13,365 --> 01:16:17,369 What if we could just clap our hands and someone would bring us a menu? 833 01:16:24,293 --> 01:16:27,254 Wouldn't it be nice if we could just clap our hands... 834 01:16:27,337 --> 01:16:29,840 and make all these people disappear? 835 01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:42,352 Just as well, you wouldn't really like it. 836 01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:56,450 What do we do? 837 01:16:58,494 --> 01:17:02,414 Stand very still for several days. 838 01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:04,041 Maybe it will go away. 839 01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:08,462 I don't want to stand very still. I don't want to stand still at all. 840 01:17:10,255 --> 01:17:11,715 Nor do I. 841 01:17:12,216 --> 01:17:14,051 Come back next week. 842 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,183 Did that hurt? 843 01:17:37,407 --> 01:17:40,702 It's the first time you've said my name as if you really mean it. 844 01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:47,376 I really mean it. 845 01:17:48,168 --> 01:17:51,630 - We have a week, asbestos. - I'm not asbestos. 846 01:17:54,383 --> 01:17:57,761 You're not really going to rejoin those poxy choirgirls, are you? 847 01:17:57,845 --> 01:18:00,556 I promised. We have a week. 848 01:18:02,391 --> 01:18:03,642 A week? 849 01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:07,896 To hell with it. 850 01:18:09,064 --> 01:18:11,024 It will only hurt for a minute. 851 01:18:12,442 --> 01:18:14,528 This is the life, eh, darling? 852 01:18:15,445 --> 01:18:17,531 - Your wife is happy? - Yes. 853 01:18:17,906 --> 01:18:20,492 It doesn't take much to make her happy. 854 01:18:20,617 --> 01:18:23,829 A villa, swimming pool, champagne, simple things like that. 855 01:18:23,912 --> 01:18:25,247 You're not angry? 856 01:18:25,330 --> 01:18:27,749 - Angry? - Not to be alone together. 857 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,252 No, we can always be alone together. 858 01:18:30,711 --> 01:18:34,006 I am waiting to hear from Palamos about a meeting. 859 01:18:34,089 --> 01:18:36,175 Then I will show you the whole project. 860 01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:39,553 - Well, if you are interested. - Sure, I am interested. 861 01:18:40,012 --> 01:18:42,681 Perhaps you will have to stay a few more days. 862 01:18:42,764 --> 01:18:45,058 - Shall you mind? - I'll suffer. 863 01:18:46,643 --> 01:18:47,769 Game. 864 01:18:50,189 --> 01:18:51,398 Ready? 865 01:19:01,992 --> 01:19:03,785 Come on, darling, give. 866 01:19:05,954 --> 01:19:07,080 Too late. 867 01:19:10,459 --> 01:19:12,503 Come on, sweetheart, we're playing. 868 01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:15,297 Sweetheart, you've been playing for two hours. 869 01:19:22,012 --> 01:19:23,096 Hello. 870 01:19:23,472 --> 01:19:25,933 Palamos, I was going to call you. 871 01:19:27,476 --> 01:19:30,103 I am calling you. I see. 872 01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:32,898 Honey, give me the ball. 873 01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:47,079 - Get the ball. - You get it, it's your game. 874 01:19:47,162 --> 01:19:49,373 I've got sneakers on, and things. 875 01:19:49,456 --> 01:19:52,751 Very pretty. Did Francoise lend them to you? 876 01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:54,711 Got a guest pair. Get the ball. 877 01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:57,422 - They are probably her son's. - Get the ball. 878 01:19:57,506 --> 01:19:59,091 Or her grandson's. 879 01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:02,719 Will you stop this insane jealousy and get that ball. 880 01:20:03,637 --> 01:20:05,139 There it is. 881 01:20:06,932 --> 01:20:09,726 - Come on. - No. Put me down. 882 01:20:12,312 --> 01:20:15,065 - Will you get the ball? - Certainly not. 883 01:20:19,736 --> 01:20:21,321 - Get it. - There. 884 01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:25,993 We meet Palamos for drinks at 6:00. 885 01:20:26,118 --> 01:20:29,329 We talk about the whole scheme and then we make a decision. 886 01:20:29,413 --> 01:20:30,581 Fine. 887 01:20:36,587 --> 01:20:40,048 Now I've got my shoes wet and everything. I'll probably catch a cold. 888 01:20:40,132 --> 01:20:43,802 - How long do we have to stay here? - You got us into this, sugar. 889 01:20:43,927 --> 01:20:46,096 You sold me to Maurice and you were right: 890 01:20:46,221 --> 01:20:49,600 - A chance like this doesn't come everyday. - Thank God! 891 01:20:49,933 --> 01:20:50,934 Lunch! 892 01:20:52,102 --> 01:20:55,689 I see you at 6:00, and then I bring the genius with me. 893 01:21:04,072 --> 01:21:05,741 Will you please sit down here? 894 01:21:05,782 --> 01:21:08,660 Tonight we all go to the gala and everything is fixed. 895 01:21:08,744 --> 01:21:10,287 We'll see Palamos there. 896 01:21:10,412 --> 01:21:12,748 I don't have any suitable clothes for a gala. 897 01:21:12,789 --> 01:21:16,084 - Then I borrow you. - There you are. Francoise will borrow you. 898 01:21:17,878 --> 01:21:20,839 - Do you mind eating caviar? - No, if we must. 899 01:21:23,717 --> 01:21:26,470 - Do you like galas? - Some galas. 900 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:32,017 Please, could you ring for the butler? 901 01:21:34,978 --> 01:21:37,272 The only thing wrong with this part of the world... 902 01:21:37,356 --> 01:21:38,774 is there's not much of a sunset. 903 01:21:54,248 --> 01:21:56,625 How can a week pass so quickly? 904 01:21:58,502 --> 01:22:01,338 We made the mistake of enjoying ourselves. 905 01:22:06,176 --> 01:22:08,971 Don't go tomorrow. Just don't. 906 01:22:09,555 --> 01:22:12,141 Let's not talk about it. Let's not. 907 01:22:13,976 --> 01:22:16,603 All right, we won't. 908 01:22:18,814 --> 01:22:20,149 We agreed. 909 01:22:33,203 --> 01:22:37,207 You were marvelous, darling. Absolutely marvelous. 910 01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:39,293 - I was? - And so funny. 911 01:22:39,418 --> 01:22:42,546 The way you told the story about the sunshade. 912 01:22:42,629 --> 01:22:45,174 You charmed the pants off Palamos. 913 01:22:45,299 --> 01:22:48,135 That wouldn't be too difficult to do, would it? 914 01:22:48,552 --> 01:22:51,430 I knew you'd enjoy it once we got there. 915 01:22:51,513 --> 01:22:55,434 - I hated it once we got there. - Why? 916 01:22:57,144 --> 01:22:59,855 Why? Because I'm tired of being a parasite. 917 01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:03,192 I want to go. I want to be on our own. 918 01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:07,029 We haven't been here very long. 919 01:23:07,196 --> 01:23:11,033 We've been here month after month for two whole days. 920 01:23:14,203 --> 01:23:17,623 - I am going to work for the man. - Well, I'm not. 921 01:23:24,213 --> 01:23:25,714 Treats by Maurice. 922 01:23:26,715 --> 01:23:28,759 What should we call the baby? 923 01:23:29,301 --> 01:23:32,262 What baby? 924 01:23:33,305 --> 01:23:35,307 Our baby. 925 01:23:35,766 --> 01:23:37,518 The Baby, I guess. 926 01:23:40,395 --> 01:23:44,149 - What is it? - I'm trying to imagine you fat. 927 01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:50,113 - What is it? - I'm trying to imagine you thin. 928 01:23:57,162 --> 01:24:01,708 As I said to the Duchess, "If you want to be a duchess, be a duchess. 929 01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:05,254 "If you want to make love, hats off." 930 01:24:28,944 --> 01:24:32,781 Darling, I'll meet you here, right here, 10 years from now. Is it a deal? 931 01:24:32,823 --> 01:24:35,200 You'll be building skyscrapers 10 miles high... 932 01:24:35,325 --> 01:24:37,452 you'll never be able to get down in time. 933 01:24:37,578 --> 01:24:40,539 I'll always think of this place as ours. 934 01:24:44,293 --> 01:24:46,003 Here comes Daddy. 935 01:25:14,198 --> 01:25:16,158 What the hell's the matter with you? 936 01:25:16,325 --> 01:25:20,496 If you think I'll wait for 10 years and then turn up and say "what ho!" 937 01:25:20,537 --> 01:25:22,539 Nobody wants you to say "what ho!" 938 01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:25,209 - Say "darling." - Or darling or anything else. 939 01:25:25,334 --> 01:25:27,920 - I never want to see you again. - Then don't. 940 01:25:29,421 --> 01:25:31,840 - I hate you. - Joanna, listen. 941 01:25:32,549 --> 01:25:36,094 We went into this with our eyes open. Nobody deceived anyone else. 942 01:25:36,178 --> 01:25:38,722 So stop playing the ruined virgin! 943 01:25:38,889 --> 01:25:41,850 It's a tune I've heard before and I didn't like it then. 944 01:25:41,975 --> 01:25:46,355 Anyway, you're the one who's insisting on going back... 945 01:25:46,605 --> 01:25:50,108 to your damned choir! Joanna, I don't want you to go! 946 01:25:50,234 --> 01:25:54,321 You do. You just want me to become a beautiful memory. The sooner the better. 947 01:25:54,404 --> 01:25:57,074 Who said anything about beautiful? Will you come here! 948 01:25:57,157 --> 01:26:00,035 - I never want to see you again. - Not much... 949 01:26:00,410 --> 01:26:01,912 As long as I live! 950 01:26:04,039 --> 01:26:06,333 I've decided we should get married. 951 01:26:06,375 --> 01:26:08,335 - What do you say? - Yes. 952 01:26:12,422 --> 01:26:15,384 - I won't ever let you down. - I will you. 953 01:26:15,717 --> 01:26:18,846 I don't care what you do just as long as I've got you. 954 01:26:21,723 --> 01:26:24,226 - You won't be sorry, sir. - You will. 955 01:26:24,434 --> 01:26:25,519 Never. 956 01:26:34,111 --> 01:26:35,779 We are all down here! 957 01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:41,160 I want you to have lunch with Jeanine and Nanny. 958 01:26:41,743 --> 01:26:43,162 Won't that be nice? 959 01:26:43,495 --> 01:26:46,039 And afterwards you all can go for a swim. 960 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:50,919 You are naughty. We were expecting you yesterday. 961 01:26:51,044 --> 01:26:53,338 - I am sorry. - You are very naughty. 962 01:26:53,589 --> 01:26:55,382 Who don't you know? 963 01:26:55,674 --> 01:26:58,427 This is Nick and Michelle. You know them. 964 01:26:59,052 --> 01:27:00,471 And Mark and Maurice. 965 01:27:03,140 --> 01:27:04,725 Have you met Joanna? 966 01:27:08,562 --> 01:27:11,315 - Hello. - Joanna Wallace, my brother David. 967 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:12,608 - How are you? - Hello. 968 01:27:12,733 --> 01:27:15,235 She's tired and overheated and has a headache... 969 01:27:15,319 --> 01:27:18,113 but apart from that, she's fine. Thank you very much. 970 01:27:18,155 --> 01:27:21,241 Mark, I think you are horrible. I think he's horrible. 971 01:27:21,283 --> 01:27:23,494 Mark, I have given Michelle an island. 972 01:27:23,702 --> 01:27:26,997 When you are finished here you must come and build us a nest. 973 01:27:27,122 --> 01:27:29,875 - You'll be lucky, Nicky. - I am lucky. 974 01:27:31,710 --> 01:27:34,546 Mark, I must tell you I can't hear myself drink. 975 01:28:04,952 --> 01:28:08,038 And they never got home to early tea. 976 01:28:37,401 --> 01:28:40,028 Good morning. Coffee? 977 01:28:40,529 --> 01:28:42,239 Good morning. Thank you. 978 01:28:46,201 --> 01:28:48,245 Caroline sends you her love. 979 01:28:52,374 --> 01:28:54,626 - Did you spend the night here? - Yes. 980 01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:57,212 It's very comfortable. 981 01:28:58,255 --> 01:29:01,341 - You've stayed here before, have you? - Once or twice. 982 01:29:18,233 --> 01:29:21,111 Do you mind if I speak with Joanna alone? 983 01:29:21,445 --> 01:29:22,779 But of course. 984 01:29:38,587 --> 01:29:40,923 Did you sleep in the same room? 985 01:29:45,677 --> 01:29:47,596 In other words you... 986 01:30:10,285 --> 01:30:11,703 Are you in love? 987 01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:18,126 After only one day? 988 01:30:21,797 --> 01:30:23,006 I see. 989 01:30:23,841 --> 01:30:26,218 - I'm like that. - Are you? 990 01:30:28,428 --> 01:30:31,890 How many times has it happened before, you being like that? 991 01:30:32,391 --> 01:30:35,519 Twice, you and David. 992 01:30:43,026 --> 01:30:45,571 I thought I was going to last a lifetime. 993 01:30:50,492 --> 01:30:52,619 I never meant it to happen. 994 01:30:55,581 --> 01:30:58,792 - We just suddenly found that we... - Got on? 995 01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:05,966 - Lf you like. - I'm absolutely mad about the idea. 996 01:31:19,313 --> 01:31:21,773 You really mustn't blame yourself, you know. 997 01:31:21,899 --> 01:31:24,776 You've got an infernal bloody gall, I must say. 998 01:31:24,860 --> 01:31:27,779 I don't bloody blame myself, I blame you. 999 01:31:27,863 --> 01:31:29,323 But that is ridiculous. 1000 01:31:29,406 --> 01:31:31,909 Look, Joanna's my wife, or hadn't you heard? 1001 01:31:31,992 --> 01:31:34,536 Since some time you have not loved Joanna. 1002 01:31:35,287 --> 01:31:37,456 I am not taking her away from you. 1003 01:31:38,207 --> 01:31:41,293 We are simply going away together for a time. 1004 01:31:41,627 --> 01:31:44,630 Thanks. That's really set my mind at rest. 1005 01:31:45,047 --> 01:31:47,841 I am sorry we did not know each other longer. 1006 01:31:48,383 --> 01:31:51,720 - It would have been easier. - Yeah, and more fun. 1007 01:31:52,721 --> 01:31:56,934 Then you could have had the supreme pleasure of taking your friend's wife. 1008 01:31:57,059 --> 01:31:58,811 That's real kicks? 1009 01:32:14,743 --> 01:32:16,411 Why don't you come out? 1010 01:32:17,955 --> 01:32:19,748 Palamos won't mind! 1011 01:32:30,759 --> 01:32:32,219 Not that one! 1012 01:32:33,595 --> 01:32:35,347 There's still life in it! 1013 01:32:49,945 --> 01:32:53,782 The whole world is changing out of all recognition. 1014 01:32:55,617 --> 01:32:58,579 There is no such thing as permanence anymore. 1015 01:33:00,247 --> 01:33:03,000 - No, I suppose not. - And we should be glad. 1016 01:33:04,501 --> 01:33:05,961 I suppose so. 1017 01:33:15,554 --> 01:33:18,974 What kind of people just sit without a word to say to each other? 1018 01:33:19,057 --> 01:33:21,018 - Married people. - Exactly. 1019 01:33:25,439 --> 01:33:27,733 - It's so sad. - No, my darling. 1020 01:33:28,859 --> 01:33:30,486 That is not sad. 1021 01:33:31,278 --> 01:33:35,908 When something is finished, one must say, "It's finished." 1022 01:33:39,036 --> 01:33:43,040 I'll always love you, always, no matter what. 1023 01:33:44,625 --> 01:33:46,502 - No matter what? - Yes. 1024 01:33:47,711 --> 01:33:51,215 - As long as I don't catch you. - Lf you catch me, you can keep me. 1025 01:33:53,592 --> 01:33:56,720 There comes a time when one must grow. 1026 01:33:57,763 --> 01:34:00,307 When the old things are not amusing anymore. 1027 01:34:05,187 --> 01:34:07,231 How is that! 1028 01:34:08,023 --> 01:34:09,107 Painful! 1029 01:34:09,233 --> 01:34:12,444 That was out, you pregnant sow. Plumb out, leg before driftwood. 1030 01:34:14,196 --> 01:34:16,073 - Pregnant what? - Pregnant sow. 1031 01:34:32,965 --> 01:34:35,384 You'll have to come out eventually. 1032 01:34:43,684 --> 01:34:44,685 Help! 1033 01:35:14,923 --> 01:35:16,216 Bastard! 1034 01:35:22,264 --> 01:35:23,849 Give us a kiss. 1035 01:35:29,104 --> 01:35:30,772 You must decide. 1036 01:35:33,817 --> 01:35:34,860 I know. 1037 01:36:02,387 --> 01:36:03,597 Hello. 1038 01:36:17,152 --> 01:36:18,529 I am back. 1039 01:36:22,533 --> 01:36:24,034 Enjoy yourself? 1040 01:36:27,496 --> 01:36:29,081 Yes, thank you. 1041 01:36:35,504 --> 01:36:37,381 But I missed you. 1042 01:36:40,384 --> 01:36:41,677 I did. 1043 01:36:43,971 --> 01:36:45,097 Why? 1044 01:36:48,267 --> 01:36:50,310 Because he is so serious. 1045 01:36:51,937 --> 01:36:54,439 I thought you like people who are serious. 1046 01:36:55,149 --> 01:36:56,692 But he is so serious. 1047 01:37:00,195 --> 01:37:02,573 You want me to make some funny faces? 1048 01:37:03,574 --> 01:37:06,160 You don't need to make funny faces. 1049 01:37:14,293 --> 01:37:15,961 Mark, I am back. 1050 01:37:20,883 --> 01:37:22,718 You humiliate me... 1051 01:37:28,223 --> 01:37:30,017 then you come back. 1052 01:37:35,772 --> 01:37:37,232 That's right. 1053 01:37:42,738 --> 01:37:44,281 Thank God. 1054 01:38:13,101 --> 01:38:15,604 Are you sure you remember which one I am? 1055 01:39:12,870 --> 01:39:15,414 I've been stupid. So stupid. 1056 01:39:16,039 --> 01:39:17,166 We both. 1057 01:39:17,249 --> 01:39:20,919 It was always me, really. You were always the one... 1058 01:39:21,420 --> 01:39:23,547 - I am sorry. - Let's forget it. 1059 01:39:23,672 --> 01:39:25,757 - Can we forget it? - Can you? 1060 01:39:26,425 --> 01:39:27,593 I can. 1061 01:39:28,135 --> 01:39:30,846 I am just glad you are back. That's all I care about. 1062 01:39:30,929 --> 01:39:32,264 Well, I am back. 1063 01:39:34,725 --> 01:39:36,435 We should have parted then. 1064 01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:39,396 - Why didn't we? - I didn't have the courage. 1065 01:39:40,439 --> 01:39:43,984 You didn't have the courage? What courage did you need? 1066 01:39:44,109 --> 01:39:46,987 The courage to see that what was finished was finished. 1067 01:39:47,821 --> 01:39:49,323 And what was finished? 1068 01:39:49,448 --> 01:39:52,951 - You know bloody well what was finished. - Yes, I do. 1069 01:39:53,452 --> 01:39:56,121 David and me. And we finished. So? 1070 01:39:56,580 --> 01:39:59,792 Both of us know you're hoping David will be there. Why pretend? 1071 01:39:59,875 --> 01:40:02,795 I'm not pretending. I do hope he will be there. 1072 01:40:03,045 --> 01:40:04,838 - See. - I like him. 1073 01:40:05,547 --> 01:40:06,882 I'll have someone to talk to... 1074 01:40:06,965 --> 01:40:11,094 when Maurice drags you off for one of his 10-minute chats for six hours. 1075 01:40:11,220 --> 01:40:14,139 I am not having any 10-minute chats with Maurice. 1076 01:40:18,727 --> 01:40:22,064 Pin on a nice smile, darling, we're almost there. 1077 01:40:37,079 --> 01:40:40,040 Joanna thought they'd make a nice addition to the living pit. 1078 01:40:40,082 --> 01:40:41,583 Bless you both. 1079 01:40:42,584 --> 01:40:44,086 Prettier than ever. 1080 01:40:45,587 --> 01:40:47,047 Prettier than ever. 1081 01:40:47,256 --> 01:40:50,134 Everyone is admiring the house so much, I can't tell you. 1082 01:40:50,259 --> 01:40:52,970 Tell me. I can't stand praise unless I have it. 1083 01:40:53,095 --> 01:40:55,389 This is a beautiful house. Congratulations. 1084 01:40:55,430 --> 01:40:57,432 You must be the architect. 1085 01:40:57,474 --> 01:41:00,310 - I just love the high ceilings. - And the low floors? 1086 01:41:01,061 --> 01:41:02,146 Precious. 1087 01:41:02,229 --> 01:41:05,732 You'll never believe this, this is the wildest coincidence imaginable. 1088 01:41:05,858 --> 01:41:10,279 When I was en route to the airport, who do you think I should bump into? 1089 01:41:10,362 --> 01:41:12,156 Metaphorically speaking of course. 1090 01:41:12,239 --> 01:41:15,742 Howard and Cathy Maxwell Manchester, on their way back from the hospital. 1091 01:41:15,868 --> 01:41:18,871 She's been undergoing surgery for a particularly... 1092 01:41:18,954 --> 01:41:22,374 I'm very happy to say the doctors have given her a hopeful prognosis. 1093 01:41:22,458 --> 01:41:25,461 Anyhow, they told me to call you when I got to Europe. 1094 01:41:25,586 --> 01:41:27,463 What a charming couple you were and so on. 1095 01:41:27,588 --> 01:41:30,966 When I called Yvonne and found out that you'd built their new home... 1096 01:41:31,049 --> 01:41:33,051 - well, you could imagine. - Right. 1097 01:41:33,135 --> 01:41:35,596 Isn't that the wildest coincidence imaginable? 1098 01:41:35,637 --> 01:41:38,807 - Yes, isn't it? - You've done the most fantastic things. 1099 01:41:38,932 --> 01:41:41,810 - I guess you must be a very happy man. - I guess so. 1100 01:41:41,935 --> 01:41:44,271 And your wife is such a darling. 1101 01:41:44,313 --> 01:41:47,816 I've heard a lot about her. You have a wonderful little boy, haven't you? 1102 01:41:47,941 --> 01:41:50,319 Actually we have got a wonderful little girl. 1103 01:41:50,444 --> 01:41:53,822 That's right. A wonderful little girl. I want to tell you... 1104 01:41:53,864 --> 01:41:57,951 I'm happy to see a bright, talented man like you break right through to the top. 1105 01:41:58,035 --> 01:42:00,204 I wish Howard and Cathy were here to see it... 1106 01:42:00,287 --> 01:42:03,665 because, believe me, they believed in you right from the start... 1107 01:42:03,749 --> 01:42:05,876 - if not before. - Come along. 1108 01:42:09,338 --> 01:42:12,090 - Mr. Wallace, telephone for you. - Thank you. 1109 01:42:12,174 --> 01:42:14,510 Follow me, sir, I plug you in. 1110 01:42:20,390 --> 01:42:22,476 Follow me. He plugs me in. 1111 01:42:22,559 --> 01:42:25,771 - They call you from America. - They call me from America. 1112 01:42:26,104 --> 01:42:28,482 They call me from here, call me from there... 1113 01:42:28,524 --> 01:42:31,151 they call me from every bloody where. Hello. 1114 01:42:31,527 --> 01:42:34,863 Hello, Hal, how are you? It's Hal Van Benius. 1115 01:42:35,989 --> 01:42:37,366 What's the story? 1116 01:42:37,991 --> 01:42:40,327 It's fixed. That's wonderful. 1117 01:42:40,702 --> 01:42:42,496 Yeah. When do we start? 1118 01:42:43,455 --> 01:42:46,959 Yesterday, I can't do. I have things I have to do yesterday. 1119 01:42:50,170 --> 01:42:51,839 Rome, Friday? Yeah. 1120 01:42:53,841 --> 01:42:55,384 I've got it. 1121 01:42:55,509 --> 01:42:57,803 I'll see you then. Great. Bye. 1122 01:42:58,887 --> 01:43:00,013 Rome, Friday. 1123 01:43:00,222 --> 01:43:03,684 - So, you're very much a success? - Incredibly much. Come on. 1124 01:43:06,937 --> 01:43:08,522 Shall we dance? 1125 01:43:12,359 --> 01:43:15,279 I think it's a little bit too early in the evening for that. 1126 01:43:15,362 --> 01:43:18,031 Is it ever too early in the evening for that? 1127 01:43:18,157 --> 01:43:21,702 You are here, no one tells me a thing. I'm repairing the electrics... 1128 01:43:21,827 --> 01:43:24,037 which you should have been here to check. 1129 01:43:24,163 --> 01:43:25,956 No one tells me you're arriving. 1130 01:43:26,248 --> 01:43:28,292 There are many things I want to discuss... 1131 01:43:28,375 --> 01:43:30,961 - I'm with my fianc�e. - How do you do? 1132 01:43:31,086 --> 01:43:33,630 We'll go somewhere quiet, then we'll have a long talk. 1133 01:43:33,755 --> 01:43:37,217 - I thought this was going to be a party. - Please, I have problems. 1134 01:43:37,342 --> 01:43:39,261 What's the name of your fianc�e again? 1135 01:43:39,344 --> 01:43:42,389 I don't know, I haven't asked. What's your name, darling? 1136 01:43:44,558 --> 01:43:46,059 She's very pretty. 1137 01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:48,770 But you have divorced Joanna? 1138 01:43:49,271 --> 01:43:50,481 I don't understand. 1139 01:43:50,606 --> 01:43:54,568 Anyway, the main question is when are you free? 1140 01:44:03,202 --> 01:44:05,829 I want you to meet my fianc�e, Sylvia Albino. 1141 01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:08,874 David has been telling me about you. 1142 01:44:08,957 --> 01:44:10,876 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1143 01:44:11,460 --> 01:44:13,796 I had a phone call from Hal Van Benius. 1144 01:44:13,879 --> 01:44:16,089 - And? - I got the job. 1145 01:44:16,465 --> 01:44:17,800 Good. 1146 01:44:22,429 --> 01:44:25,265 - You're going to the States? - Only for two years. 1147 01:44:25,474 --> 01:44:28,435 Then you must spare me 10 minutes. I need your advice, Mark. 1148 01:44:28,477 --> 01:44:30,979 We'll see him in Rome on Friday on his way through. 1149 01:44:31,063 --> 01:44:32,231 Ten minutes. 1150 01:44:35,150 --> 01:44:38,445 I've heard the wonderful news about you and this beautiful girl. 1151 01:44:38,529 --> 01:44:42,783 If you two can be as happy as those two wonderful people over there... 1152 01:44:42,825 --> 01:44:44,493 and have a marriage like theirs... 1153 01:44:44,618 --> 01:44:46,995 you haven't got a thing to worry about. 1154 01:44:49,832 --> 01:44:54,795 You see, Mark, my problem is very simple but very complicated. 1155 01:44:54,878 --> 01:44:57,047 So you must spare me 10 minutes. 1156 01:44:57,798 --> 01:44:59,466 Only 10 minutes, please. 1157 01:45:01,677 --> 01:45:05,430 You are the obvious man since it was your original conception. 1158 01:45:05,514 --> 01:45:08,642 And I think it only fair that you see what you can do... 1159 01:45:11,687 --> 01:45:14,231 Everybody jump, please. 1160 01:45:15,816 --> 01:45:17,526 Thank you. 1161 01:45:18,485 --> 01:45:21,113 I think you should be there to supervise... 1162 01:45:28,287 --> 01:45:30,289 I hate those occasions. 1163 01:45:30,622 --> 01:45:33,125 I hate those occasions. You love those occasions. 1164 01:45:33,208 --> 01:45:34,501 I love you. 1165 01:45:35,294 --> 01:45:36,670 And I love you. 1166 01:45:40,799 --> 01:45:42,718 How long is this gonna go on? 1167 01:45:43,385 --> 01:45:46,388 - How long is what gonna go on? - The pretence that we're happy. 1168 01:45:46,513 --> 01:45:48,432 You've never pretended. Who's pretending? 1169 01:45:48,557 --> 01:45:51,685 You are. That we're happily married and you wanted to stay with me. 1170 01:45:51,768 --> 01:45:53,729 Those are two entirely different things. 1171 01:45:53,854 --> 01:45:55,606 You don't have to tell me. 1172 01:45:57,399 --> 01:46:00,652 If you had someone to go to you'd leave. You don't have to tell me. 1173 01:46:00,736 --> 01:46:03,530 - Why are you still here? - Because I'm not you. 1174 01:46:04,698 --> 01:46:07,534 How long are you gonna go on resenting the past? 1175 01:46:07,701 --> 01:46:10,579 Who's talking? Just who is talking? 1176 01:46:10,913 --> 01:46:13,707 I'm talking. What would you do if we got a divorce? 1177 01:46:14,708 --> 01:46:15,709 Cry. 1178 01:46:15,834 --> 01:46:19,087 - Yeah, like for how long? - I don't know. 1179 01:46:19,254 --> 01:46:22,674 - Why would we get a divorce? - What if I died or didn't exist? 1180 01:46:22,758 --> 01:46:26,678 If I hadn't had chickenpox I'd have had chickenpox... I don't know. 1181 01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:29,848 I love you. 1182 01:46:30,432 --> 01:46:31,725 Well, then. 1183 01:46:37,231 --> 01:46:39,608 What would you do if I didn't exist? 1184 01:46:40,067 --> 01:46:41,902 Probably marry David. 1185 01:46:45,030 --> 01:46:47,407 But you do exist. 1186 01:46:49,243 --> 01:46:52,162 You knew the answer, so why did you ask the question? 1187 01:46:52,287 --> 01:46:54,039 Because I knew the answer. 1188 01:46:55,165 --> 01:46:58,127 There'll never be anyone else like you in my life. 1189 01:46:58,168 --> 01:46:59,795 - You promise? - I hope. 1190 01:47:01,964 --> 01:47:03,924 It's you who can't accept it. 1191 01:47:04,466 --> 01:47:05,592 What can't I accept? 1192 01:47:05,717 --> 01:47:08,095 Why do you stop the car every time I say something? 1193 01:47:08,178 --> 01:47:09,680 What can't I accept? 1194 01:47:10,139 --> 01:47:12,599 That we're a fixture, that we're married. 1195 01:47:12,933 --> 01:47:16,353 You go on about my leaving you and I'm always still here. 1196 01:47:16,436 --> 01:47:19,398 - Sure you don't want me to leave you? - Positive. 1197 01:47:23,152 --> 01:47:25,279 Why do you think I'm here? 1198 01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:27,948 I don't know. That's the whole thing. 1199 01:47:28,073 --> 01:47:30,784 That's the whole thing, you never stop to think. 1200 01:47:32,828 --> 01:47:34,621 I've stopped to think. 1201 01:47:35,998 --> 01:47:37,583 Stop thinking. 1202 01:47:46,967 --> 01:47:48,093 Now? 1203 01:47:49,761 --> 01:47:50,804 Here? 1204 01:47:53,849 --> 01:47:56,977 - I love happy endings. - You're just plain immoral. 1205 01:47:57,644 --> 01:48:00,147 How can it be immoral if we are married? 1206 01:48:01,190 --> 01:48:03,275 We're gonna have to get a divorce. 1207 01:48:26,715 --> 01:48:29,426 - Come on, Howie. - Okay. 1208 01:48:59,540 --> 01:49:02,584 You have to admit it, we've changed. 1209 01:49:02,918 --> 01:49:06,046 - I admit it. We've changed. - It's sad, but there it is. 1210 01:49:06,797 --> 01:49:07,798 Life. 1211 01:49:08,674 --> 01:49:13,387 At least you're not a bad-tempered, disorganized, conceited failure anymore. 1212 01:49:14,930 --> 01:49:19,643 You're a bad-tempered, disorganized, conceited success. 1213 01:49:30,237 --> 01:49:31,446 Wait a minute. 1214 01:49:35,576 --> 01:49:38,245 No, my passport's in here. It must be in here somewhere. 1215 01:49:38,328 --> 01:49:42,249 I've got a very important meeting in Rome. I've got to get through. 1216 01:50:00,267 --> 01:50:02,144 - Bitch! - Bastard! 1217 01:50:03,187 --> 01:50:08,400 Odwied� www.NAPiSY.info 95295

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