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The world of investing can be a jungle.
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Bulls. Bears.
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Danger at every turn.
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That's why we at Stratton Oakmont
pride ourselves on being the best.
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Trained professionals to guide you
through the financial wilderness.
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Stratton Oakmont.
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Stability.
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Integrity.
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Pride.
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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Twenty-five grand to the first
cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye!
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Come on! Let's go!
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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My name is Jordan Belfort.
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Not him.
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Me. That's right.
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I'm a former member
of the middle class
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raised by two accountants
in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
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The year I turned 26,
as the head of my own brokerage firm,
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I made $49 million,
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which really pissed me off because
it was three shy of a million a week.
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No, no, no. My Ferrari was white,
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like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice.
Not red.
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See that humongous estate down there?
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That's my house.
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For millionaires whose ships...
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My wife, Naomi,
the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn,
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a former model and Miller Lite girl.
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Yeah.
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She was the one with my cock
in her mouth in the Ferrari.
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So put your dick back in your pants.
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In addition to Naomi
and my two perfect kids,
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I own a mansion, private jet,
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six cars, three horses,
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two vacation homes,
and a 170-foot yacht.
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Anchors aweigh!
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I also gamble like a degenerate.
I drink like a fish.
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I fuck hookers maybe
five, six times a week.
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I have three different federal agencies
looking to indict me.
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Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.
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Okay.
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- One more round.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, you like it?
- Yeah.
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Pull up. Pull up!
We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
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Relax!
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Just relax.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
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Good job.
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You get in there safe, all right?
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Till the next time, brother.
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Till next time.
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Yup, on a daily basis
I consume enough drugs
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to sedate Manhattan,
Long Island and Queens for a month.
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Okay, Mr. Jordan.
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I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day
for my "back pain,"
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Adderall to stay focused,
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Xanax to take the edge off,
pot to mellow me out,
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cocaine to wake me back up again
and morphine, well,
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because it's awesome.
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Good morning, Nathan.
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But of all the drugs
under God's blue heaven,
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there is one that is my absolute favorite.
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You see,
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enough of this shit'll
make you invincible.
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Able to conquer the world,
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and eviscerate your enemies.
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And I'm not talking about this.
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I'm talking about this.
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See, money doesn't
just buy you a better life,
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better food, better cars, better pussy.
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It also makes you a better person.
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You can give generously to the church
or political party of your choice.
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You can save the fucking
spotted owl with money.
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I always wanted to be rich.
So let me go back.
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I'm 22 years old, newly married,
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and already a money-crazed little shit.
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So what do I do?
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I go to the one place on Earth
that befit my high-minded ambitions.
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I love you.
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You are lower than pond scum.
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You got a problem with that,
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Jordan?
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No. No problem at all.
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Good. Because that is what you are.
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Pond scum.
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Your job is connector,
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which means that you'll be dialing
the phone over 500 times a day
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trying to connect me
with wealthy business owners.
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And until you pass your Series 7,
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that is all you're gonna
fucking be doing. Sit.
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Sit!
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Now just so you know,
last year I made over $300,000.
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The other guy you'll be working for,
he made over a million.
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A million dollars?
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I could only imagine
what a douchebag that guy must be.
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- Jordan Belfort.
- Yes, sir.
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- Mark Hanna.
- A pleasure to meet you.
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And you as well. I see you've
already met the village asshole.
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Smile and dial.
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And don't pick up
your fucking head until 1:00.
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Hey, fuck him.
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I'm the senior broker here.
He's just a worthless piker.
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Why don't you blow me, Hanna?
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Now did you really pitch
a stock in your job interview?
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I had to do something
to stand out. Right, sir?
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I fucking love that.
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- Lunch. Today.
- Yeah.
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We don't start dialing at 9:30
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because our clients
are already answering the phone.
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Three. Two. One.
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Let's fuck!
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You want to know
what money sounds like?
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Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.
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"Fuck" this, "shit" that.
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"Cunt," "cock," "asshole."
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I couldn't believe
how these guys talked to each other.
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- Good fucking package...
- Piece of shit!
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I was hooked in seconds.
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It was like mainlining adrenaline.
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Yeah. Fuckface, look at
where the stock's at today, huh?
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You motherfucker,
you can't get any at 44...
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- Pick up the cocksucking phone!
- Sorry...
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You are such
a fucking douchebag, Hanna.
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We don't give two shits
about how technology works
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because all we care about
is getting fucking rich.
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- Solid, 2,000.
- Jordan Belfort.
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Done!
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Time to paint the tape.
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2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole!
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Come on.
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Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot.
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In. In. Shut that motherfucker.
Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!
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Sold!
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Yeah.
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Tootski?
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Oh, no. Thank you, though.
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Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you
on this glorious afternoon?
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Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
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You're gonna bring us
two Absolut martinis.
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You know how I like them. Straight up.
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And then precisely seven
and one half minutes after that,
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you're gonna bring us two more.
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Then two more after that
every five minutes
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until one of us passes the fuck out.
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Excellent strategy, sir.
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I'm good with water for now.
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Thank you.
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It's his first day on Wall Street.
Give him time.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Mr. Hanna?
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You're able to do drugs during the day
and then still function, still do your job?
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How the fuck else
would you do this job?
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Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
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Right.
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Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited
to be a part of your firm. I mean...
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The clients you have are absolutely...
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Fuck the clients.
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Your only responsibility
is to put meat on the table.
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You got a girlfriend?
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I'm married. I have a wife.
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Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Think about Teresa.
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Name of the game.
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Move the money from
your client's pocket into your pocket.
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Right.
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But if you make your clients
money at the same time,
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it's advantageous to everyone. Correct?
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No.
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Number one rule of Wall Street.
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Nobody...
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I don't care if you're Warren Buffett
or if you're Jimmy Buffett.
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Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,
down, sideways, or in fucking circles.
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Least of all stockbrokers, right?
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It's all a fugazi.
You know what a fugazi is?
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Fugayzi. It's a fake.
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Fugayzi, fugazi,
it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's...
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Fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
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It's never landed. It is no matter.
It's not on the elemental chart.
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It's not fucking real.
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- Right?
- Right.
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Stay with me.
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We don't create shit.
We don't build anything.
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No.
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So if you got a client
who bought stock at eight
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and it now sits at 16,
he's all fucking happy.
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He wants to cash in, liquidate,
take his fucking money and run home.
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- You don't let him do that.
- Okay.
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- 'Cause that would make it real.
- Right.
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No. What do you do?
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You get another brilliant idea.
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A special idea.
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Another "situation." Another stock
to reinvest his earnings and then some.
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And he will, every single time.
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'Cause they're fucking addicted.
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And you just keep doing this,
again and again and again.
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Meanwhile, he thinks
he's getting shit rich,
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which he is, on paper.
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But you and me, the brokers,
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we're taking home cold hard cash
via commission, motherfucker.
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Right.
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That's incredible, sir.
I can't tell you how excited I am.
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You should be.
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There's two keys to success
in the broker business.
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First of all...
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- You gotta stay relaxed.
- Yeah.
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Do you jerk off?
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Do I... Do I jerk off?
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Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
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How many times a week?
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Like three or four.
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- Three or four times, maybe five.
- Gotta pump those numbers up.
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Those are rookie numbers
in this racket.
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I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
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- Wow.
- Once in the morning
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right after I work out,
then once right after lunch.
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Really?
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I want to. That's not why I do it.
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I do it 'cause I fucking need to.
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Think about it.
You're dealing with numbers.
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All day long, decimal points,
high frequencies.
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Bang, bang, bang.
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Fucking digits.
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All very acidic
above-the-shoulders mustard shit.
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All right?
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It kind of wigs some people out. Right.
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You got to feed the geese
to keep the blood flowing.
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I keep the rhythm below the belt.
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Done.
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This is not a tip, this is a prescription.
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Trust me.
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If you don't, you will fall out of balance,
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split your differential
and tip the fuck over.
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Or worse yet,
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I've seen this happen, implode.
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No, I don't want to implode, sir.
241
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No. No, you don't.
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I'm in it for the long run, you know?
243
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- Implosions are ugly.
- Yeah.
244
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Pop off to the bathroom,
work one out any time you can.
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When you get really good at it,
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you'll fucking be stroking it
and you'll be thinking about money.
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Second key to success in this racket
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is this little baby right here.
249
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It's called cocaine.
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Right.
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It'll keep you sharp between the ears.
It'll also help your fingers dial faster.
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And guess what?
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That's good for me.
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Yes, sir.
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Revolutions. You follow?
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Revolutions.
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Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel.
258
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And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365,
259
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every decade, every goddamn century.
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That's it.
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The name of the game.
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Halkidiki?
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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We're the common denominator.
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Keep it up for me.
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You've seen the echo
268
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And the money comes in
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The parade comes to town
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Going down Broadway
271
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It's a one-way street
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Whichever way I go
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The next six months,
274
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I got to know the ins
and outs of Wall Street.
275
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Earning shit money as I geared up
to take my Series 7.
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Oh, fuckers.
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Then I was a licensed broker at last,
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ready to make my fortune.
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My first day as a future
Master of the Universe.
280
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I have Exxon at 861/4 six months ago.
281
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Today it is trading at 361/2.
282
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Mr...
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They called it Black Monday.
284
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No shit.
285
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,562
By 4:00 p.m., the market
had dropped 508 points.
286
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The biggest plummet
since the crash of '29.
287
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I know your family, you know mine.
288
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,027
No, I don't know. Some fucking
country in Europe took a shit.
289
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Let them do
what they want to fucking do.
290
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,780
Our market's solid.
291
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,490
This is not something
that you want to sell.
292
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You know what happened?
A fucking tsunami.
293
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I think you're making a big mistake.
294
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Yes, I will talk to your wife.
295
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,204
Trust me, do not answer the phone.
296
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A lot of people are gonna be calling you,
trying to get your dirty laundry.
297
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,625
We don't know what's going on here.
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I know. I know.
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Holy
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fucking shit!
301
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Unbelievable.
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My first shitty day as a broker.
303
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,775
Within a month, L.F. Rothschild,
304
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an institution since 1899,
closed its doors.
305
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,074
Wall Street had swallowed me up
306
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,535
and shit me right back out again.
307
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,207
We could pawn my engagement ring
if we needed to.
308
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,792
- Babe...
- Because I don't mind.
309
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If we needed to, I'm saying...
310
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- Will you listen to me?
- Okay.
311
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,797
You're not pawning anything. Okay?
312
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,257
- Okay.
- What do I always tell you?
313
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You're gonna be a millionaire.
314
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,053
That's right. Okay? Just let me look.
315
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,220
We'll find something.
316
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,972
- How about this?
- What?
317
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,516
Nobody Beats the Wiz,
the electronics store.
318
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,060
Stock boy. What do you think?
319
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,394
You're not gonna work at that place.
320
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520
Yeah, but, you know, you start off...
321
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,688
Jordan, you're gonna be
miserable at that place
322
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,814
- if you go there.
- I know.
323
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,108
It's sales. You work your way up,
you'll be a general manager.
324
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,985
- You're not gonna be a stock boy.
- Why not?
325
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,737
'Cause you're a stockbroker.
326
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,198
You understand that
nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now?
327
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,741
You understand that?
328
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,284
Okay?
329
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,041
This place is.
330
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,834
- What?
- What's that say?
331
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,127
"Stockbrokers."
332
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,880
In Long Island?
333
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,548
- Stockbrokers in Long Island?
- Yeah.
334
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,342
It's in Long Island. So what?
335
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,197
Hey, I'm looking for Investor's Center.
336
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,117
What's that? You want to invest?
337
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,286
No. Investor's Center.
I'm looking for Investor's Center.
338
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,040
Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey.
This is it. This is it.
339
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,667
- I'm Dwayne. Yeah.
- You're Dwayne?
340
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,752
Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
341
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,295
I'm Jordan Belfort.
342
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,631
I'm the broker from
Rothschild in New York.
343
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,800
Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you?
344
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,009
We had a conversation...
345
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,344
We spoke on the phone earlier, right?
346
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,762
- Two hours ago.
- Right.
347
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,847
Yeah.
348
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,976
They're up and comers.
That's what that means.
349
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,894
It's three cents a share, that's $3!
350
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,438
You cheap fuck!
351
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,398
So...
352
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,443
So where are your Quotrons here?
353
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,403
- Quotrons?
- Yeah. Your computers.
354
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,779
No, no. We don't even
need computers here.
355
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,573
We just trade right off
the pink sheets here.
356
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,491
- Pink sheets?
- Yeah, they're penny stocks.
357
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,410
You know, companies that
can't get listed on NASDAQ,
358
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,661
they don't have enough capital?
359
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,871
Their shares trade here.
360
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,664
- Penny stocks?
- Yeah.
361
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,625
This one, Aerodyne,
is a really interesting...
362
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,085
Or Aerotyne...
363
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,628
Aerotyne, yeah.
364
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,338
Aero... Aerotyne...
365
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,798
Aerotyne. Yeah.
366
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,008
Very hot stock right now.
367
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,092
Oh, yeah?
368
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,427
They're just a couple
of brothers that are making
369
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,803
radar detectors out of their garage.
370
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,929
They're out in Dubuque.
371
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,264
Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure.
372
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,766
But you call the company's main line,
373
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,642
their mom, Dorothy, answers
and she is so sweet.
374
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,644
- Good company.
- I actually don't know what else to...
375
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,314
I don't know anything else
about them other than that.
376
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,940
Six cents a share?
377
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,985
Hey, come on. Who buys this crap?
378
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,195
Well, I mean...
379
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,613
Honestly, mostly schmucks.
380
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,698
Postmen, there's always postmen.
381
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,700
Plumbers.
382
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,828
They see our ads in the back
of Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
383
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,748
Our ads actually say
they can get rich quick.
384
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,041
- Hustler?
- Yeah.
385
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,334
You know, those girlie magazines.
386
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,877
Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag.
387
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,086
- A lot.
- Yeah.
388
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,797
We're helping them finance houses,
389
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,799
we're helping them
buy their wife a diamond ring...
390
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,925
A boat maybe.
391
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,886
Is this... Is this stuff regulated
or are you guys...
392
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,054
What are you doing here?
393
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,933
Sort of.
394
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,226
Sort of?
395
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,480
Jesus Christ,
the spread on these is huge.
396
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,815
Yeah. And that's the point, that's...
397
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,982
What's your name again?
398
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,400
Mine... Jordan Belfort.
399
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,319
Jordan, what do you get
on that blue chip stock?
400
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,405
I make one percent.
Or I did make one percent.
401
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,324
Pink sheets, it's 50.
402
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,578
It's 50%?
403
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,789
50% commission?
404
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,582
- Yup.
- For what?
405
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,793
It's our markup for our services.
406
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,587
And so if I... If I...
407
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,716
If I sell a stock at $10,000,
my commission is 5,000 bucks?
408
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,344
If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock,
409
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,013
I will personally give you
a blowjob for free.
410
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,475
And I hope it happens.
411
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,104
Hello, John, how are you doing today?
412
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,815
You mailed in my company
a postcard a few weeks back
413
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,735
requesting information on penny stocks
that had huge upside potential
414
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,487
with very little downside risk.
415
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,489
- Does that ring a bell?
- Yeah, I may have sent something.
416
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,701
Okay, great.
The reason for the call today, John, is,
417
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,453
something just came
across my desk, John.
418
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,540
It is perhaps the best thing
I've seen in the last six months.
419
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,543
If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share
the idea with you. You got a minute?
420
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,627
Actually, I'm really very...
421
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,171
The name of the company,
Aerotyne International.
422
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,508
It is a cutting edge
high-tech firm out of the Midwest
423
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,510
awaiting imminent patent approval
424
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,138
on the next generation
of radar detectors
425
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:27,642
that have both huge military
and civilian applications now.
426
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,019
Right now, John,
427
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,563
the stock trades over-the-counter
at 10 cents a share.
428
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,024
And by the way, John,
our analysts indicate
429
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,401
it could go a heck
of a lot higher than that.
430
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:42,449
Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment
would be upwards of $60,000!
431
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,075
Jesus! That's my mortgage, man.
432
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,744
Exactly. You could
pay off your mortgage.
433
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,329
This stock will pay off my house?
434
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,498
John, one thing I can promise you,
even in this market,
435
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,085
is that I never ask my clients
to judge me on my winners.
436
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,756
I ask them to judge me on my losers
because I have so few.
437
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,424
And in the case of Aerotyne,
438
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,135
based on every technical factor
out there, John,
439
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,347
we are looking at
a grand slam home run.
440
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,308
Okay, let's do it. I'll do four grand.
441
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,602
$4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John.
442
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,145
Let me lock in that trade right now
443
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,521
and get back to you with my secretary
444
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,523
with an exact confirmation.
Sound good, John?
445
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,858
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Great.
446
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,109
Hey, John.
447
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,236
Thank you for your vote of confidence.
448
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,738
And welcome to the Investor's Center.
449
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,948
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
450
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,324
Bye-bye.
451
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,371
How'd you fucking do that?
452
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,125
Just like that, I made two grand.
453
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,962
The other guys looked at me
like I'd just discovered fire.
454
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,798
Great! Even better!
455
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,551
I was selling garbage to garbage men
and making cash hand over fist.
456
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,179
The only problem you're gonna have
is that you didn't buy more.
457
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,891
So I was selling them shit.
458
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,728
But the way I looked at it,
their money was better off in my pocket.
459
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,647
I knew how to spend it better.
460
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,400
Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot?
461
00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,901
Yeah.
462
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,945
- It's a nice ride.
- Thanks, man.
463
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,238
Donnie Azoff.
464
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,364
Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.
465
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,740
- Nice to meet you.
- How you doing?
466
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,659
You know, actually,
I see that car around.
467
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,411
- I see it around a lot.
- Oh, yeah, where?
468
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,287
I think we live in the same building.
469
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,455
- No shit?
- Yeah, yeah.
470
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,249
- Twelfth floor?
- Yeah. What floor are you on?
471
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,458
Fourth floor.
472
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,377
- I have two little kids. Ugly wife.
- Right.
473
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,422
What do you do, bro?
474
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,383
What do you mean, what do I do?
475
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,676
For work, what do you do?
476
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,927
I'm a stockbroker.
477
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,762
- Stockbroker?
- Yeah.
478
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,431
Children's furniture.
479
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,807
Oh, good for you.
480
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,267
It's all right.
481
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,810
You make a lot of money?
482
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,938
Yeah, I do all right for myself.
483
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,273
I'm trying to put it together.
484
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,317
You got your fucking nice car,
we live in the same building. I just...
485
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,987
I'm not understanding...
How much money do you make?
486
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,866
I don't know. $70,000 last month.
487
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,743
Get the fuck...
488
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,619
Get the fuck out of here.
489
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,954
No, I'm serious.
490
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,289
Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
491
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,416
Seriously, how much money
do you make?
492
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,793
I told you. $70,000.
493
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,421
Well, technically, $72,000.
494
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,465
Last month. Something like that.
495
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,551
You made 72 grand in one month?
496
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,802
Yeah.
497
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,475
I'll tell you what.
498
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,728
You show me a pay stub
for $72,000 on it,
499
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,147
I quit my job right now
and I work for you.
500
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,489
Hey, Paulie, what's up?
501
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,908
No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine.
502
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,409
Hey, listen, I quit.
503
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,369
And he did quit his job.
504
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,414
Which I thought was a little weird.
I mean, I just met this fucking guy.
505
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,374
Don't fucking tell Susan.
It's none of her business.
506
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,793
There were other things about him, too.
507
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,003
Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
508
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,254
...wife! I gotta fucking
deal with your wife?
509
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,507
The fact that he wore
horn rims with clear lenses
510
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,550
just to look more WASP-y.
511
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,512
And then, there were these rumors.
512
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,223
I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
513
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,767
Fuck, I didn't even want
to bring it up. It's just...
514
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,644
- It's stupid.
- Shit with me?
515
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,896
You know, people say shit.
I don't even know.
516
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,398
I don't even listen to it half the time.
517
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,067
What are they saying?
518
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,612
Shit about you and your cousin
or something like that.
519
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,905
I don't even listen to it.
520
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,533
Bro, it's not like that.
521
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,076
It's not like that.
522
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,870
Like you married your cousin
or some stupid shit. No?
523
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,956
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
524
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,791
My wife is my cousin, or whatever.
525
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,502
But it's not like what you think,
or whatever, you know.
526
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,546
Is she like a first cousin, or is she...
527
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,880
Yeah, no, she's, you know...
528
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,924
Her... Her father
529
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,677
is the brother of my mom.
530
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,387
It's not like, what... You know.
531
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,013
Look, we grew up together.
532
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,474
And she grew up hot, you know.
She fucking grew up hot.
533
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,309
And all my friends were
trying to fuck her, you know.
534
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,270
And I'm not gonna let someone...
535
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,938
You know, one of these assholes
fuck my cousin,
536
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,483
so, you know, I used the cousin thing
as like an in with her.
537
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,069
I'm not gonna let
someone else fuck my cousin.
538
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,821
You know, if anyone's
gonna fuck my cousin,
539
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,781
it's gonna be me,
out of respect. You know?
540
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:52,991
No, I get it. Yeah.
541
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,243
I mean, you're not afraid of like
the whole kid thing, right?
542
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,536
- What? Having kids with her?
- Yeah.
543
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,829
No. We have two kids.
544
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,372
And they're... I mean...
545
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,041
I don't want to get personal,
but they're okay?
546
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,252
No, they're not retarded
or anything like that.
547
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,254
But there's a big chance, right, if...
548
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,673
Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
549
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:12,260
60 to 65% chance the kid's
gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
550
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,428
That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
551
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,847
Look, man, a lot of having a kid,
or whatever, takes risk,
552
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,682
whether you're fucking cousins or not.
553
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,518
What if something like that happened?
554
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,187
Basically, you know,
if the kid was retarded,
555
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,565
I would, you know,
drive it up to the country
556
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,317
and just, like, you know,
open the door and say,
557
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,611
"You're free now."
You know, like, "Run free."
558
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,196
You know?
559
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,952
You're completely fucking with me.
560
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,956
That's horrible. You're not gonna...
561
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,625
You look like you've... No.
562
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,543
We would take it to, like,
an institution or somewhere
563
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,421
that's handled to, like, you know,
raise the kid or whatever.
564
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,049
You know what? If you're happy,
God bless you, buddy.
565
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:54,469
No, I'm not fucking happy.
No one who's married is fucking happy.
566
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,304
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
567
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,389
Listen, I'm really, you know...
568
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,808
I'm really appreciative
for this fucking job.
569
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,060
I'm really enjoying it.
570
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,561
I'm really happy with what you're doing.
571
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,939
Actually, I got you a little present.
572
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,440
- You got me a present?
- I got you something.
573
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,816
Oh, fuck. You're sweet.
574
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,151
Yeah. It's in the back though.
575
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:12,612
- What do you mean?
- You gotta go out back.
576
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,989
Like it's wrapped up or something?
577
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,574
It's wrapped up. Yeah.
578
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:17,784
- I don't get it.
- Neither do I.
579
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,327
Let's fucking go. Come on.
580
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,579
Your turn.
581
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,748
I'm not fucking doing this.
You're out of your fucking mind.
582
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,792
- Smoke this shit, bro.
- No.
583
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,877
No one's fucking here, bro.
584
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,003
Get the fuck...
585
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,880
Fucking smoke crack with me, bro.
586
00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,090
I'm not fucking doing it.
587
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,884
Smoke crack. Smoke some
fucking crack with me, bro.
588
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,345
- One hit. One hit. That's it.
- Okay.
589
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,347
Fucking nut job.
590
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,079
Wow!
591
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,874
Wow.
592
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,879
Let's go run, huh?
593
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,090
We gotta get out of here, buddy.
594
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,968
We gotta get out of here.
Let's go fucking run.
595
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,471
Let's run like we're fucking lions
and tigers and bears!
596
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,057
Let's run! Let's fucking run!
597
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,143
Let's fucking run! Go!
598
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,602
Go, go, go, go!
599
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,064
You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body.
600
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,649
We're closed right now.
601
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,735
So please leave us a message.
602
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,486
Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort.
603
00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:38,990
My partner and I are very interested
in renting out your garage.
604
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:41,534
Donnie and I were
going out on our own.
605
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,953
And the first thing
we needed was brokers.
606
00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:45,955
Guys with sales experience.
607
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,957
So I recruited
some of my hometown boys.
608
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:51,210
Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed.
609
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:54,672
Chester, who sold tires and weed.
610
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:57,592
And Robbie, who sold anything
he could get his hands on.
611
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,968
Mostly weed.
612
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,596
Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay?
613
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,097
This is Brad.
614
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,849
And Brad's the guy I really wanted.
615
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,184
But he didn't go along with us.
616
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,811
He was already making
so much money selling Quaaludes,
617
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,647
he'd become the Quaalude king
of Bayside.
618
00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:12,815
Getting any pussy
with that thing or what?
619
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:13,858
Yeah, man, of course.
620
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,860
Bring some of them chicks
around here sometime, huh?
621
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,195
Let 'em watch.
622
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,113
Let 'em watch. Know what I mean?
623
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:23,201
Hey, Zip! You tell your sister
I was asking about her.
624
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,454
Why don't you bring me a pair of
her panties next time you come through.
625
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,374
Yeah, man. She said she don't want
to talk to you anymore, man.
626
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,666
Get the fuck out of here.
627
00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:33,961
Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what?
628
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,005
Ma!
629
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,674
You listening? It's easier than you think.
630
00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,218
Every person you're on the phone with,
631
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,804
they want to get rich
and they want to get rich quickly.
632
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,055
They all want something for nothing.
633
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,599
There was this one time that
I was selling pot to this Amish dude.
634
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,059
You know those guys
who got like the beard
635
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,186
with like no mustache or some bullshit?
636
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:54,148
Well, he says that he only
wants to make furniture.
637
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:55,733
I don't understand.
638
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:56,984
What's that got to do with anything?
639
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,945
What the fuck are you talking about?
640
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,905
I'm not putting words
in your mouth or nothing,
641
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,158
but you just said that
everybody wants to get rich.
642
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,661
Holy fuck, you did just say that.
643
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,080
What the fuck are you talking about?
644
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,249
Yeah, like Buddhists.
They don't give a shit about money.
645
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,334
They're wrapped in sheets.
They're not buying shit.
646
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,169
I'm not talking about
Buddhists or Amish.
647
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,005
I'm talking about normal people,
working-class, everyday people.
648
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,007
Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy?
649
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,384
There's no such thing
as an Amish Buddhist.
650
00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,344
- I'm pretty fucking sure.
- There could be.
651
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,680
Can we get some ketchup, please?
652
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,140
Do you guys not want to make money?
653
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,975
I want to make some money.
654
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,351
I want to make
some fucking money, okay.
655
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,769
I can sell anything.
656
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,771
Shit, I can sell ludes
to a convent full of nuns,
657
00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,773
and get them so horny
they'd be fucking each other.
658
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,692
That's the attitude.
You can sell anything?
659
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,360
Sell me this fucking pen right here.
660
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,112
You can sell anything.
Sell that. Go ahead.
661
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,363
Sell me the pen.
662
00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:45,158
Can I finish eating first?
I haven't eaten today.
663
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,618
Brad, show them how it's done. Boom.
664
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:49,203
Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
665
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,830
You want me to sell this fucking pen?
666
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,416
That's my boy right there.
Can fucking sell anything.
667
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,500
Why don't you do me a favor.
668
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,252
Write your name down
on that napkin for me.
669
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,378
I don't have a pen.
670
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,172
Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend.
671
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,339
- Holy shit.
- See what I'm saying?
672
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,799
He's creating urgency.
673
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,342
Get them to want to buy the stock.
674
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,303
Convince them it's something
they need, you know what I mean?
675
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,554
And that's the thing.
676
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,139
All nuns are lesbians.
677
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,141
What the fuck
are you talking about, Otter?
678
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,019
Think about it. They can't keep a dude
so they're gonna start fucking chicks.
679
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,229
Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times.
680
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,772
- He's not with us.
- Friggin' Rambo.
681
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,191
Now she runs.
682
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,152
But look. I knew these guys
weren't like Harvard MBAs.
683
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:25,156
Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead,
took five years to finish high school.
684
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,159
Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter,
didn't even graduate.
685
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:32,497
Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman,
thought jujitsu was in Israel.
686
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,041
Smartest of the bunch
was Nicky Koskoff.
687
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,792
He actually went to law school.
688
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,296
I called him Rugrat
because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
689
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:44,217
Still, give them to me
young, hungry and stupid
690
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,345
and in no time, I'll make them rich.
691
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,598
Oh, my God.
692
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,141
Jordan, that...
693
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:53,559
You like it, baby?
694
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,394
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
695
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,897
They're not the biggest stones
in the world,
696
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,732
but I promise they're really high quality.
697
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,192
It's beautiful.
698
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,194
They're so beautiful.
699
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,779
Oh, boy.
700
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,280
What?
701
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,866
I know that look. What is it? Go ahead.
702
00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:10,618
I don't know, it's... You know...
703
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,496
These stocks... These companies...
704
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,623
They're like crappy companies.
705
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:16,999
- Well, yeah.
- Okay.
706
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,459
Yeah, they're terrible.
707
00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,004
Don't worry about it. I told you,
what I'm doing is completely legal.
708
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,172
Yeah, I know.
709
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:25,383
But they're not gonna make
anyone money though, right?
710
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,261
Well, sometimes they do,
sometimes they don't.
711
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:29,762
You know how it goes.
712
00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,390
Wouldn't you feel better
if you sold that stuff to rich people
713
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,434
who can, like, afford
to lose all that money?
714
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:37,645
Of course.
715
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,856
But rich people don't buy penny stocks.
716
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,817
They just don't.
717
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:44,485
Why not?
718
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,657
Because they're too smart,
that's why not.
719
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,743
I mean, what person
with a college education
720
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,120
would trust this bunch of jerk-offs?
721
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,413
Hang up the phone.
Tell him you'll call him back.
722
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,581
I got five fucking grand
on the phone right now!
723
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:57,707
Hey!
724
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,751
But what if they didn't sound
like a bunch of jerk-offs?
725
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:04,088
What if I could teach them
how to sell to people with money?
726
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,673
Real money.
727
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,925
So I decided to reinvent the company.
728
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,636
Gentlemen, welcome
729
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,514
to Stratton Oakmont.
730
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:18,686
You schnooks will now be targeting
the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
731
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,813
We're talking about whales here.
732
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,773
Moby fucking Dicks.
733
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:27,069
And with this script,
which is now your new harpoon,
734
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,238
I'm gonna teach
each and every one of you
735
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,991
to be Captain fucking Ahab.
736
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,701
Get it? Huh?
737
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,161
Captain who?
738
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:36,662
Captain Ahab. From the fucking...
739
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,333
The book, motherfucker. From the book.
740
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,418
Turn your fucking brain on.
741
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,003
- Fuck you.
- Jesus fuck, Robbie.
742
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,922
Listen to me.
We're a new company with a new name.
743
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:50,176
A company that
our clients can believe in.
744
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,179
A company that our clients can trust.
745
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:57,808
A firm whose roots are
so deeply embedded into Wall Street
746
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:01,312
that our very founders
sailed over on the Mayflower
747
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,230
and chiseled the name
Stratton Oakmont
748
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,608
right into Plymouth fucking Rock!
749
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:06,984
You got it?
750
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,236
What we're gonna do is this.
751
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:14,492
First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM,
blue chip stocks exclusively.
752
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,744
Companies these people know.
753
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,873
Once we've suckered them in,
we unload the dog shit.
754
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,669
The pink sheets, the penny stocks,
where we make the money.
755
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,921
50% commission, baby.
756
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,007
Now the key to making money
in a situation like this
757
00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:33,094
is to position yourself now
before the settlement.
758
00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:36,097
Because by the time you read about it
in The Wall Street Journal,
759
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,057
it's already too late.
760
00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,267
Then you wait.
761
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,435
You wait.
762
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,105
And whoever speaks first loses.
763
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,358
Sorry...
764
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,943
I appreciate the call.
765
00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:53,239
I really have to give this some thought
and talk to my wife about it.
766
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,657
Can I call you back?
767
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,033
They don't know, right?
They gotta think about it,
768
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,494
they gotta talk to their fucking wives,
or the fucking Tooth Fairy.
769
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,371
Point is, it doesn't matter
what the fuck they say.
770
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,958
The only real objection that they have
is that they don't trust you guys.
771
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,668
And why should they trust you?
I mean, look at you.
772
00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:07,503
You're a bunch of fucking
sleazy salesmen, right?
773
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,297
So, what do you say?
774
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:13,551
You mean to tell me that if I put you in
at Union Carbide at seven
775
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,052
and took you out at 32...
776
00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,722
Texas Instruments at 11
and took you out at 47...
777
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:20,266
U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41...
778
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,017
You wouldn't be saying
to me right now, "Chester,
779
00:34:22,144 --> 00:34:23,894
"pick me up
a few thousand shares of Disney
780
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,105
"on the spot, right now. Come on."
781
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:27,523
Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously?
782
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,941
I don't know you.
783
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,318
You cold-called me.
You're a total stranger.
784
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,238
I am in complete agreement with you.
You don't know me, I don't know you.
785
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,949
Let me introduce myself to you.
My name is Alden Kupferberg.
786
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,367
- Robbie Feinberg.
- Chester Ming.
787
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,286
I'm Senior Vice President
at Stratton Oakmont...
788
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,787
...and I plan on being one of the...
789
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:44,165
...top brokers in my firm next year.
790
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,167
And I'm not gonna get there
by being wrong, Stanley.
791
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,252
I do wanna say that you sound like a...
792
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,087
You sound like a pretty sincere guy.
793
00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:52,423
It's not gonna make you rich
and it's not gonna make you poor.
794
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,967
But what this trade will do is serve as...
795
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,303
...a benchmark for
future business, Kevin.
796
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,221
You feel comfortable
with me now, Scotty?
797
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,598
And then you'll know for sure
798
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,725
that you finally found
a broker on Wall Street
799
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,351
that you can trust,
800
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:08,022
and who can consistently
make you money.
801
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,523
Sound fair enough?
802
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,527
You know what... Yeah.
803
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,489
I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.
804
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,325
What are you thinking?
805
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,493
Kevin.
806
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,953
You give me one shot here
807
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,664
on a blue chip stock like Kodak,
808
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,958
and believe me, Kevin,
809
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,544
the only problem you're gonna have
810
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,047
is that you didn't buy more.
811
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:34,715
Sound fair enough?
812
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,259
Shit. My...
813
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,807
My wife might divorce me, but...
814
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:44,058
Yeah, let's do it.
815
00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,144
Excellent choice, Kevin.
816
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,063
How much do you
want to go for this time?
817
00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:51,106
Let's do five... $5,000.
818
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,358
Can we try 8,000, Kevin?
819
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,776
All right. Let's do 10.
820
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,152
- Ten.
- You want to do that?
821
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:56,237
Excellent choice!
822
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,114
Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now
and get back to you in a few minutes
823
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,491
with an exact confirmation, Kevin.
824
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,160
And welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
825
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,412
Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer.
826
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,622
This is fun.
827
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:07,915
Take it easy, Kev.
828
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,917
Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a...
829
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,586
Fuck that motherfucker!
830
00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:14,547
That's what I'm talking about!
831
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,301
What a fucking idiot.
832
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:22,847
The one thing I know about
in this world is airlines.
833
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,308
And Cuchon Airlines
is the future of airlines.
834
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,518
Get in now or...
835
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,353
- I'm Nicky Koskoff...
- Chester Ming...
836
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,939
...and I'm a Senior Vice President
with Stratton Oakmont.
837
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:36,151
Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss.
838
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:37,695
When did he pass?
839
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:38,779
Just say I'm wrong, right.
840
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:39,905
And the stock goes down
a couple points...
841
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,490
...and it makes you,
in the words of my grandfather,
842
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,368
God rest his soul, "A shit ton of money."
843
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,578
It's like getting in on fucking sunlight
844
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,288
before there was fucking sunlight.
You understand?
845
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,123
Can we do 8,000 shares?
846
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,666
Okay, 25,000.
847
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,794
That's a very intelligent decision.
848
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,504
I'm gonna transfer you
to my sales associate.
849
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,464
Rhonda!
850
00:36:58,174 --> 00:36:59,466
- Rhonda!
...put you through to Andrea.
851
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,176
Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
852
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,059
Everybody have a good week?
853
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,185
Yeah!
854
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,688
The end of the month.
855
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:16,191
$28.7 million in gross commissions,
856
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:19,570
all from pink sheet stock, boys!
857
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,908
And to celebrate with
our weekly act of debauchery,
858
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,743
I have offered
our lovely sales assistant,
859
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,745
Danielle Harrison, here,
860
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:31,582
$10,000 to shave her fucking head!
861
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,375
Yeah!
862
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,337
Yeah, you want this?
863
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:37,504
You want this?
864
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,007
Let's scalp her! Scalp her!
865
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,426
Let the scalping begin!
866
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,473
Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
867
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:54,688
FYI, boys, Danielle has promised
to use this $10,000 for breast implants!
868
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:58,192
She's already got C cups,
but now she wants fucking double D's!
869
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,028
Is this a great fucking
company or what?
870
00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:06,241
Is this the greatest company
in the world?
871
00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:10,663
Donnie!
872
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:14,208
Blow the roof off this motherfucker!
873
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,446
Champagne?
874
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,828
Send in the stripees!
875
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,280
Mine!
876
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,965
Word about us spread
throughout Wall Street.
877
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,342
Even the places I didn't want it to.
878
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,021
It wasn't long before Forbes magazine,
879
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,899
the flagship of Wall Street,
called to do a profile on me.
880
00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:05,277
Let me ask you, how do you see
the future for Stratton Oakmont?
881
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,528
One word?
882
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,741
Diversification.
883
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,117
Sounds good. Thank you so much.
I have more than enough.
884
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:13,202
- I appreciate your time.
- Fantastic.
885
00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:14,286
Can we get a quick picture?
886
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,874
A total fucking hatchet job.
887
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,126
This conniving little twat! Look at this!
888
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:24,379
"The Wolf of Wall Street"
they call me. Look.
889
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,422
Your hair looks good.
890
00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:26,924
- Well, my hair looks good.
- Yeah.
891
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:31,136
"Jordan Belfort, sounding like
a kind of twisted Robin Hood
892
00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:33,847
"who takes from the rich
and gives to himself
893
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,724
"and his merry little band of brokers."
894
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,643
- Read that. Read it.
- Listen.
895
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:41,105
There is no such thing
as bad publicity, sweetheart.
896
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,689
Read the article, babe.
897
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,234
Jordan, you look great!
You're in a huge magazine.
898
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,902
Big fucking deal I look great.
899
00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,530
Mr. Belfort! Can you
look at my resume, please?
900
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,532
Excuse me, excuse me, sir!
901
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,410
Calm the fuck down!
902
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,287
What the hell's all this?
903
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,207
It's the Forbes article.
They all want to work for you now.
904
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,458
Hey! What did I say?
905
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:02,709
I'm just trying to be nice.
906
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,629
Hey, you want a job, you talk to me!
907
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,005
- Mr. Belfort!
- Give me one minute.
908
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,716
Forbes made me a superstar.
909
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:15,764
Every day, dozens of money-crazed
kids beat a path to my door.
910
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:19,768
If we hired 'em, they dropped
straight out of college overnight
911
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:23,981
and spent whatever allowance they had
on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
912
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,607
Are you fucking serious right now?
913
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:29,778
I mean, we were literally
putting clothes on these kids' backs.
914
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,865
And here comes this jerk-off
sniffing around.
915
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,118
But, you know, every time
someone rises up in this world,
916
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,580
there's always gonna be
some asshole trying to drag him down.
917
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:44,918
Within months, we doubled in size,
moved to even bigger offices.
918
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,594
It was a madhouse.
919
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,262
A greed-fest,
920
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:59,266
with equal parts cocaine,
testosterone, and body fluids.
921
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:00,809
Yes!
922
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:05,439
It got so bad, I had to declare
the office a fuck-free zone
923
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,441
between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00.
924
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,194
But I'm telling you, even that didn't help.
925
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:13,322
Actually, the madness started
on our very first day,
926
00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:14,865
when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
927
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,075
christened the elevator
by getting a blowjob
928
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,702
from a sales assistant.
929
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,662
Her name was Pam, and to her credit,
930
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:25,792
she did have this amazing technique,
with this wild twist and jerk motion.
931
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,294
About a month later,
932
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,296
Donnie and I decided
to double-team her
933
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,547
on a Saturday afternoon
934
00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:33,383
while our wives were out
shopping for Christmas dresses.
935
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,052
Eventually, Ben married her,
936
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:37,596
which was pretty amazing
considering she blew
937
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,973
every single guy in the office.
938
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:43,310
Then he got depressed
and killed himself three years later.
939
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:47,856
Anyway, I hired my dad, Max,
to maintain order as the Enforcer.
940
00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:49,608
Stratton's very own Gestapo.
941
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,488
We called him Mad Max
because of his hair-trigger temper,
942
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:58,492
which could be set off by something
as innocuous as a ringing telephone.
943
00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:02,287
Who the fuck has the goddamn gall
944
00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:04,998
to call this house on a Tuesday night?
945
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,251
God damn it!
946
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,377
You're gonna miss it!
947
00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:10,295
Please, tell me something I don't know.
948
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:13,131
I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer
949
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:15,509
and they have to fucking... Hello.
950
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,302
But as soon as
he picked up the phone...
951
00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:18,679
Gene. How are you, Gene?
952
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,722
...he'd affect this weird British accent.
953
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,016
Right-o, Gene, that'd be great.
954
00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,309
Cheerio.
955
00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:25,435
It was absolutely bizarre.
956
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,062
The fucking halfwit!
957
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,188
- He'd hang up...
- You missed it!
958
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,524
...and then he's Mad Max all over again.
959
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:31,650
Damn it!
960
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,944
All right, tell me what happened.
What happened?
961
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,154
Well, he discovered
it was the mother's sister.
962
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,656
Who's he? Who? Tell me who...
963
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,324
The main guy.
You know who the main...
964
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,492
The main guy...
965
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,911
It was his mother's sister.
She showed up dead.
966
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,956
Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know
967
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,708
everything we were doing at Stratton.
968
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,835
And then there's a big target and we...
969
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,878
They get launched at the target.
They stick.
970
00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:54,089
There's a bull's-eye and
the bull's-eye's a dollar sign.
971
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,257
Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign
972
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,300
gets the most points.
973
00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,593
I'm gonna throw the shit out
of this little fucking thing.
974
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,595
So if it gets hurt, what happens?
975
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,972
'Cause we're gonna get fucking nuts.
976
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,307
I don't think he's gonna get hurt.
They're like...
977
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,142
They got like superhuman strength.
978
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,435
I think he's gonna be fine.
979
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,478
You can't look him right in the eyes.
980
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,688
You can't look him in the eye?
981
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,440
That's a fact. I saw it on PBS.
982
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,400
They get confused
and their wires get crossed.
983
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,027
You gotta look at their chin.
984
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:16,153
Like it looks like I'm looking at you
985
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,237
but I'm looking at your chin.
986
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,489
I feel like you're addressing me
right now, but you're not, are you?
987
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,450
They're like the Mona Lisa.
They find eye contact,
988
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,076
like, wherever you are
standing in the room.
989
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:24,369
And they lock in.
990
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,080
No, but there is a limit
to what we can do with them?
991
00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,290
We're allowed to throw shit at 'em.
992
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,791
We're allowed to throw food? Bananas.
993
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,335
Any food. Correct.
994
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:32,461
But, for example, what I wouldn't do is
995
00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,296
maybe like tell him to pull his cock out
996
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,089
and like get some
of the girls to, you know,
997
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,257
fondle him and shit like that.
998
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:38,342
That would be... That's unacceptable?
999
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:39,426
Let's keep that in our back pocket.
1000
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,511
This guy is more about
throwing at the dartboard.
1001
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:42,596
Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
1002
00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,056
The thing is, this is their gift, okay.
1003
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,183
They're built to be thrown
like a lawn dart.
1004
00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,476
They're top heavy like a lawn dart.
1005
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,560
So they're built for accuracy.
1006
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:50,604
Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy?
1007
00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:51,772
That's his fucking brother, Rob.
1008
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,190
His brother's the bowling ball.
1009
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:54,983
The brother, you put
a skateboard on him,
1010
00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:56,360
you strap him to a skateboard,
1011
00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:57,819
you toss him down
an alley at some pins.
1012
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,529
- No shit. That's interesting.
- Swear to fucking God.
1013
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,615
- Can we get that guy?
- Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.
1014
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,784
But it says here this guy
will show his cock. Yeah.
1015
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,118
- Instead of growing up. Yeah.
- He will?
1016
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,495
They are very ornery by the way,
1017
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,954
so you gotta be very careful
with these little guys.
1018
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,081
Safety first.
1019
00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:10,248
Safety is first, all right?
1020
00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,209
I want somebody with
a fucking tranquilizer gun
1021
00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:13,919
ready to knock this fucker out.
1022
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:16,171
- Do we want to get like a...
- Mace. Taser guns.
1023
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,255
A pellet gun maybe?
1024
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:18,465
No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him.
1025
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,883
I just want him out. Knocked out cold.
1026
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,552
But I say we stick with the loophole.
Right? Okay?
1027
00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:24,554
If we don't consider him a human,
1028
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,765
we just consider it an act,
I think we're in the clear.
1029
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:27,891
Like The Flying Wallendas.
1030
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,935
You know, a lot of those guys died
but they never sued anybody.
1031
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,770
The important thing
you guys gotta keep in mind
1032
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:33,688
is that these things gossip.
1033
00:45:33,815 --> 00:45:35,399
They get together and they gossip.
1034
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,858
- That's a good point.
- And the last thing
1035
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,111
that we need is them
getting together and saying,
1036
00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:40,779
"Oh, they made fun of us."
1037
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,447
Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad.
1038
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,616
That's why I love you.
You think of shit like that.
1039
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,702
When they come in,
we treat it just like one of us. Okay?
1040
00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:51,081
One of us. Gooble gobble, one of us.
1041
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:52,749
We accept them, one of us!
1042
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,543
Gooble gobble, one of us.
1043
00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:55,961
We accept them, one of us.
1044
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,087
Gooble gobble, one of us!
1045
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,463
Jordan! Your dad's coming.
1046
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,006
Something about
the American Express bill.
1047
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,258
Can you get him out of here?
1048
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:02,509
Yeah. Lick my twat.
1049
00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:03,844
No, I'm serious!
1050
00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:06,263
Fuck. Guys, act like we're working.
1051
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:07,806
You got any fucking stock forms?
1052
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,433
He's coming, he's coming.
1053
00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,684
Make some shit up.
1054
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,769
I think if we short Pfizer...
1055
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:17,774
$430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?
1056
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:23,196
Four hundred and fucking 30,000
fucking dollars in one fucking month!
1057
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,449
Good morning.
They're business expenses. Relax.
1058
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,741
- Business expenses?
- Yes.
1059
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,243
- Jordy, look what you got here.
- What?
1060
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:32,205
Look at this. $26,000
for one fucking dinner!
1061
00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:33,999
Okay. No, no. This could be explained.
1062
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,501
Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients.
1063
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,462
Right. The porterhouse from Argentina.
1064
00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,797
Expensive champagne and...
We had to buy champagne.
1065
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:42,382
And you ordered all the fucking sides.
1066
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,426
- Tell him about the sides.
- I ordered sides, so...
1067
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,971
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
1068
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,390
What are these sides?
They cure cancer?
1069
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,350
The sides did cure cancer.
That's the problem.
1070
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,852
That's why they were expensive.
1071
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,854
- Shut the fuck up.
- I'm serious.
1072
00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:57,939
- Stop.
- And EJ Entertainment?
1073
00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,816
What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?
1074
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,652
Well, that's...
1075
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:03,820
Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment?
1076
00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:04,988
How do I describe this?
1077
00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:06,072
Jord, what is that?
1078
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,241
- It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy!
- I know.
1079
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,410
- That's what it is!
- That is what it is.
1080
00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,496
Isn't that the perfect description for it?
1081
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,165
That is what it is.
But none of these were charged to me.
1082
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:16,583
This is all of them.
1083
00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,460
- Oh, that was all us?
- It wasn't me though.
1084
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,378
Fucking explain this shit to him!
1085
00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:23,423
These are all of your
fucking charges right here!
1086
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,675
The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine.
1087
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,094
T&E!
1088
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,221
Yeah. I said T&E.
1089
00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,597
- No, no. You said T&A.
- No, I didn't.
1090
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:31,681
Yeah, you did.
1091
00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,059
- When did I say that?
- You said T&A. It's T&E.
1092
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,435
I know you're upset about the dinner,
1093
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,814
and that makes sense because we did
spend too much money. But I said T&E.
1094
00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:41,525
Don't tell me what you said.
I heard what you said.
1095
00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:42,901
- Dad. He said T&A.
- He did?
1096
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,361
Absolutely, no question.
1097
00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:45,570
I'm trying to...
1098
00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,696
I'm getting this close!
1099
00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:47,989
- Dad, relax.
- I'm getting this close.
1100
00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,534
That's what I'm saying.
I want you to open up more, Max.
1101
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:51,660
He's gonna fucking kill you.
1102
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,286
Why do you hold it in? Why do you...
1103
00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,080
Max, why do you hold it in?
1104
00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,873
That's it. Get the fuck out of here!
1105
00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:59,292
- No, no, no!
- Asshole, get out of here.
1106
00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,461
What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
1107
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:02,587
A rich one.
1108
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,006
At Stratton, there were
three kinds of hookers.
1109
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:07,384
The Blue Chips, top of
the line, model material.
1110
00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:08,969
They cost between $300 and $500
1111
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,846
and you had to wear a condom
unless you gave them a hefty tip,
1112
00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:13,807
which, of course, I always did.
1113
00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:17,519
Then came the NASDAQs,
who were pretty, not great.
1114
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,938
They cost between 200 and 300 bucks.
1115
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,482
Finally, there were
the Pink Sheets. Skanks.
1116
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:25,485
They cost about 100 or less.
If you didn't wear a condom,
1117
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:26,820
you'd have to get a penicillin shot
1118
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,281
the next day
and pray your dick didn't fall off.
1119
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,199
Not that we didn't fuck them, too.
1120
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,118
Believe me, we did.
1121
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,996
It's that slipped disc thing again.
1122
00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,498
I know what it is. You know, too much...
1123
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,333
...with EJ Entertainment.
1124
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,418
Pops.
1125
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:42,836
How are things at home?
1126
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,504
Well, not the best.
1127
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,132
She just doesn't...
You know what I'm saying?
1128
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:48,717
It's like the smell...
1129
00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,385
There's a smell,
there's an attraction thing.
1130
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:53,054
After a while it kind of
fades away a little bit.
1131
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:54,806
Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
1132
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,808
- Supposed to?
- That's marriage. You know...
1133
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,519
Your mother and I, we've been
married a long, long time.
1134
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,770
What do you think? We're...
1135
00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:02,689
We're jumping into bed
every two minutes?
1136
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,149
- It doesn't work that way.
- I love her to death.
1137
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,401
I want to stay married, Dad, but...
1138
00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:07,819
It's crazy out there.
1139
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,404
Some of these girls...
You should see them.
1140
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:10,739
Oh, my God!
1141
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:12,449
They're fucking...
1142
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,409
The things they're doing now, Pops.
1143
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,828
I mean... I mean, it's on
a whole other level.
1144
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,496
- Really?
- And they're all shaved, too.
1145
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,040
- Get out of here!
- All shaven.
1146
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,541
- Are you kidding me?
- Yeah.
1147
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,835
- Bald as a china doll.
- No bush?
1148
00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,920
- No bush.
- Oh, my God!
1149
00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:29,633
All of a sudden, one week, nobody
had anything down there anymore.
1150
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,800
It's a new world.
1151
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,802
They're bald from the eyebrows down.
1152
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,347
- Wow.
- Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
1153
00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:36,765
Wow. A new world.
1154
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:39,893
I was born too... Too early.
1155
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:42,187
I've never been a fan
of the bush, to be honest.
1156
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,605
- Really?
- Yeah.
1157
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,773
I don't mind it.
1158
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,274
Dad.
1159
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,735
I don't want you stressing out
about any of this.
1160
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,070
How can I not get stressed out?
1161
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,529
Look at the knuckleheads
you got working for you.
1162
00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:52,822
I know they're knuckleheads
1163
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,116
but I need them to want
to live like me, you get it?
1164
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:56,576
To live like me.
1165
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,036
Jordy.
1166
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:01,873
One of these days, the chickens
are gonna come home to roost.
1167
00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:05,669
You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
1168
00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:09,130
Crazy? This is obscene.
1169
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,757
It was obscene.
1170
00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,467
In the normal world.
1171
00:50:12,802 --> 00:50:14,969
But who the fuck wanted to live there?
1172
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:18,807
Go party your fucking cocks off!
1173
00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:25,772
We are about to become
fucking legends
1174
00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:27,732
on Wall Street!
1175
00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:32,320
We got plans up here
that's gonna take this company
1176
00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:35,365
into the fucking stratosphere!
1177
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:40,120
Wolfie! Wolfie!
1178
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,917
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
1179
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,545
Why should they be taking all our
fucking money all the fucking time?
1180
00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:49,796
This way we become the underwriters.
1181
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,423
It was our next big move.
1182
00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:55,093
Finding companies to take public. IPOs.
1183
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,970
It was the only way
these Wall Street pricks
1184
00:50:57,054 --> 00:51:00,765
would ever stop thinking of us
as some shitkicker bucket shop.
1185
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:02,058
We got Arncliffe International.
1186
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,685
See, we were a little different.
1187
00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:07,355
We liked to get as fucked up as
possible during our business powwows
1188
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,899
in order to stimulate
our free-flowing ideas,
1189
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:12,986
which is why we were popping
these ludes like they were M&M's.
1190
00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,155
Steve Madden.
1191
00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:17,824
We own the fucking companies...
1192
00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:19,701
We own the companies...
1193
00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:21,703
Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you.
1194
00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:23,830
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1195
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:28,668
Looks like those ludes are working
their magic on Donnie right now.
1196
00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:03,453
The Quaalude,
1197
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,456
or lude, as it is commonly referred to,
1198
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:09,042
was first synthesized in 1951
1199
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,795
by an Indian doctor,
that's dots, not feathers,
1200
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,296
as a sedative,
1201
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:17,217
and was prescribed to stressed-out
housewives with sleep disorders.
1202
00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,136
But pretty soon someone figured out
1203
00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:23,973
that if you resisted the urge to sleep
for just 15 minutes,
1204
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:26,392
you got a pretty kick-ass high from it.
1205
00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:30,396
Didn't take long for people
to start abusing ludes, of course.
1206
00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:33,650
And in 1982,
the U.S. government Schedule 1'd them.
1207
00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,902
Along with the rest of the world.
1208
00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:39,280
Which meant there was
only a finite amount of these things left.
1209
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,325
No shit, you can't
even buy 'em anymore.
1210
00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,911
You people are all shit out of luck.
1211
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,496
What are you saying? What is it?
1212
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:49,749
Steve Madden.
1213
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,377
Steve.
1214
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,128
You remember those ads?
1215
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,589
Those giant-headed girls
with the bug eyes
1216
00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,299
wearing those big clunky shoes?
1217
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,593
My friend from school, Steve Madden.
1218
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,053
His friend from school, Steve Madden.
1219
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,931
Steve Madden was the name
in women's shoes at the moment.
1220
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:08,726
And all of Wall Street was
begging to take his company public.
1221
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,061
Go ahead, go ahead, what is it?
1222
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:11,437
Except, guess who grew up with him?
1223
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,314
- Women's shoes.
- Women's shoes.
1224
00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:15,942
My very own Vice President.
1225
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:17,610
Women's shoes!
1226
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,779
Diamond Donnie Azoff.
1227
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,448
- Steve Madden.
- Steve.
1228
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,867
Steve.
1229
00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:25,034
Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.
1230
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,286
You gotta come check
this fucking chick out.
1231
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,121
Look at this. Look.
1232
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,087
I would fuck that girl
if she was my sister.
1233
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,631
I would let that girl
give me fucking AIDS.
1234
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,426
You want to see the Wolf handle this?
1235
00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,888
She's hot.
1236
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,723
Cristy.
1237
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,688
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
1238
00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:56,357
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Naomi.
1239
00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:57,984
Naomi, nice to meet you.
1240
00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,819
You got an awesome place here.
1241
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:02,238
I've don't think I've ever been
in a house this big before.
1242
00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:03,489
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1243
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:04,782
Beautiful beach out there.
1244
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,034
Blair Hollingsworth.
1245
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,328
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
1246
00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,038
- Your name's Blair, right?
- Yeah.
1247
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,414
You like to Jet Ski?
1248
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,082
I've never done it before.
1249
00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,167
You've never Jet Ski'd in your life?
1250
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,251
No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
1251
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:16,753
You've never been on a Jet Ski?
1252
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,004
How many times
are you gonna ask her?
1253
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,464
She's never been on a Jet Ski.
1254
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,175
I don't know.
Might ask her a couple more times.
1255
00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,844
Okay. Sure.
1256
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,764
Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you.
1257
00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:29,849
- Hi.
- Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
1258
00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:31,351
Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes.
1259
00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:32,769
Just tell her I'll be
out in a couple of minutes.
1260
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,312
Why don't you tell your wife that?
1261
00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:35,396
I might do that, but I'm having
1262
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,023
- a conversation right now.
- What am I, your secretary?
1263
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,942
You know what,
I think we should get going.
1264
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,193
Wait, wait. Where you guys going?
1265
00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:41,736
We gotta go.
We got two other parties to go to.
1266
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:43,488
- We can stay for a drink.
- Yeah, stay for a drink.
1267
00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,865
No. We got two other parties
we're supposed to get to.
1268
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,116
But we can stay for a drink...
1269
00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:48,368
She's
1270
00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:50,203
perfect.
1271
00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:51,829
- You like champagne?
- I do.
1272
00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:52,956
She's perfect.
1273
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,415
Donnie, what the fuck are you doing?
1274
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,209
You piece of...
1275
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,511
You're gonna have
to excuse my friend. He gets...
1276
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:07,971
Get the fuck out!
1277
00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,098
Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro.
She's so hot!
1278
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,265
Yeah, Donnie!
1279
00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:14,352
Let him fucking finish, Hildy.
1280
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:16,062
That's fucking rude.
1281
00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:17,981
Have some fucking manners.
1282
00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:23,945
So, Bay Ridge,
that's near Staten Island, right?
1283
00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:26,364
Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge.
1284
00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,032
Saturday Night Fever territory.
1285
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,659
That's right. Guinea Gulch.
1286
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,036
We call the Verrazano Bridge
the Guinea Gangplank.
1287
00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:33,204
Right.
1288
00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:34,914
So I presume you're Italian?
1289
00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:36,207
On my dad's side.
1290
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,502
I'm also Dutch, German, English.
1291
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,087
I'm a mutt.
1292
00:55:41,422 --> 00:55:42,588
Yeah. You're a mutt.
1293
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,008
Yeah, I still have family
over there though, in London.
1294
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:47,802
My Aunt Emma. She's the best.
1295
00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,847
Very British, you know.
She's a classy lady.
1296
00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,265
That explains it then.
1297
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,349
Explains what?
1298
00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:56,227
It explains you. I mean,
you're a duchess, right?
1299
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,730
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
1300
00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:02,859
Excuse me.
1301
00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,944
Could I get a straw, please?
1302
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,572
Thank you.
1303
00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:15,830
So I was a little surprised
you asked Cristy for my number.
1304
00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,166
Why is that?
1305
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,878
Aren't you married?
1306
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:25,423
Well... Yeah, but what?
1307
00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:27,592
Married people can't have friends?
1308
00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:31,262
We're gonna be friends?
1309
00:56:32,473 --> 00:56:35,558
Yeah. You don't want to be my friend?
1310
00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:41,731
We're not gonna be friends.
1311
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,450
And at night I work on my designs.
1312
00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,244
I have an entire line of lingerie.
1313
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:58,206
You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties.
1314
00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,626
She designs women's panties, too?
1315
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,419
Oh, my God!
1316
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,390
Come on, Jordan, think of a way
to get up to her apartment.
1317
00:57:21,522 --> 00:57:23,981
You wanna come up for
some tea or something?
1318
00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,943
Tea? Yeah.
1319
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,945
- Like hot tea?
- Yeah.
1320
00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:30,321
Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah.
1321
00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:32,698
Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted
to come up for tea.
1322
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,743
Like Darjeeling or rose hip,
something nice like that?
1323
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:36,953
Sure.
1324
00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,371
This is Rocky.
1325
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,665
Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
1326
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:41,999
Hi, sweetheart.
1327
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,376
Okay.
1328
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,546
Why don't you light a fire or something
and I'll be right out.
1329
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,923
- Yeah. Fire, here?
- Sure.
1330
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:53,886
I like your painting here. It's...
1331
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,646
God, help me. How do I fuck this girl?
1332
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,276
You all right?
1333
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,695
Yeah, yeah. Just trying
to light the fire here.
1334
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,910
That's it. That's it, you're leaving.
1335
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,871
Don't get involved.
Go home to your wife.
1336
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,674
As you can probably guess,
1337
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,302
I fucked her goddamn brains out...
1338
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,137
Jesus Lord!
1339
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:40,600
For 11 seconds.
1340
00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:52,987
Did you just come?
1341
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,031
Oh, yeah, I just came.
1342
00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,408
Did you? Did you come?
1343
00:58:57,618 --> 00:58:59,202
- No.
- No?
1344
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:00,369
Okay.
1345
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,622
I'm still hard so just give me a sec.
1346
00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,124
Sure.
1347
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,043
Come on, baby, come on.
1348
00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,756
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1349
00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:19,013
Oh, God!
1350
00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:21,015
Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog.
1351
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,516
You have a biscuit
or something like that?
1352
00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:23,684
It's okay.
1353
00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,228
- Just keep going.
- Rocky, go play.
1354
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,188
Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go.
1355
00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,067
You're crazy.
1356
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,401
I couldn't get enough.
1357
00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,820
I mean, her pussy
was like heroin to me.
1358
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,657
And it wasn't just about the sex, either.
1359
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,742
Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
1360
00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,661
We had similar interests and shit.
1361
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,626
Choo-choo train.
1362
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,002
Yeah.
1363
00:59:57,177 --> 01:00:00,888
I think I can. I think I can.
I think I can. I think I can.
1364
01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:10,189
Yeah, yeah.
Let's toke it all on there, huh?
1365
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,401
Oh, shit!
1366
01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:25,162
You!
1367
01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:27,290
Get out of the fucking car!
1368
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:28,708
Jesus Christ.
1369
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,377
Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck!
1370
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,463
Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
1371
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,258
- Son of a fucking bitch!
- Okay, okay... Geez!
1372
01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,634
Okay, babe, stop!
1373
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:39,844
Please.
1374
01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,012
Bitch!
1375
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,389
- What are you doing...
- That whore from the party?
1376
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:44,974
Jesus Christ!
1377
01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:46,142
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1378
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,476
I thought you were at the fucking beach!
1379
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,894
I didn't know you were here!
1380
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,521
That's where you've fucking been?
1381
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,315
With that fucking whore from the party?
1382
01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:53,816
I thought you were at the beach house.
1383
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,276
How could you do this to me?
1384
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,154
- Sweetie, come on...
- Who the fuck are you, Jordan?
1385
01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:00,990
You're like a completely
different fucking person!
1386
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:04,201
I made a mistake.
I don't know what to tell you, babe. I...
1387
01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:05,911
I'm sorry.
1388
01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:08,873
- I'm sorry.
- Is that who... Is that what you want?
1389
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,426
Do you love her?
1390
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,558
Answer me.
1391
01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,207
I felt horrible.
1392
01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:54,043
Three days later, I filed for a divorce
1393
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,878
and moved Naomi into the apartment.
1394
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:03,886
Say what you will,
but the Duchess did have style.
1395
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:07,098
She brought in a decorator,
feng shui'd the whole place.
1396
01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:09,558
She even hired a gay butler.
1397
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,228
This guy was smart,
sophisticated, professional.
1398
01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:13,896
Really, really great.
1399
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,314
Is that jasmine?
1400
01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:18,317
Yes, sir. I tried to stump you
this evening. Very good.
1401
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:20,277
Very good. Great nose.
1402
01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,029
Except for that one time.
1403
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,702
Oh, my God!
1404
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:31,664
Oh, hey.
1405
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,416
Is it Wednesday already?
1406
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:35,626
Oh, don't stop.
1407
01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:36,794
What the fuck!
1408
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,004
That is fucked up!
1409
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:40,673
He must have thought we were still
1410
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,341
at the Hamptons
this weekend, you know.
1411
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,801
Where were they doing it,
sweetheart? In the bedroom?
1412
01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:46,554
They were everywhere. There were
two guys over there on the table.
1413
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:47,888
There were more over here.
1414
01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:49,432
There were four right here.
1415
01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:51,183
Are you fucking serious? Right there?
1416
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:54,103
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Oh, baby, it gets worse.
1417
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,149
After they left, I checked the apartment.
1418
01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,358
Right. What?
1419
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,527
What is it, babe? What?
1420
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:02,945
Where's my money?
1421
01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,029
I don't know where your money...
1422
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:06,115
Where is my fucking money?
Where is it?
1423
01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:08,159
I don't know where
your money is, Mr. Belfort.
1424
01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:10,494
- I didn't do anything.
- If you don't get...
1425
01:03:10,579 --> 01:03:11,871
He's lying through his fucking teeth.
1426
01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,122
Let's start from the beginning.
1427
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,457
Let's start from the beginning, all right?
1428
01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,083
You invited some friends over, right?
1429
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,043
One thing led to another.
Things got out of hand.
1430
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:19,628
We understand that, we do.
1431
01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,131
We do blow all the time.
We're fucking degenerates ourselves.
1432
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,299
Look at us, right?
1433
01:03:23,383 --> 01:03:24,967
But money was stolen
from my apartment.
1434
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:26,635
Right from my sock drawer. All right?
1435
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,804
Like I said, I don't know
where your money is.
1436
01:03:28,889 --> 01:03:30,264
Just start from the beginning.
Who came over?
1437
01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,390
It was just a normal day.
1438
01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:32,808
I knew you were coming home
the next day.
1439
01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:35,144
So everything would be fine.
It'd be cleaned up.
1440
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,146
I got a little high at breakfast.
1441
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,023
So I got a little happy. I had some eggs,
1442
01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,107
I had a little bit of ice cream.
1443
01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:42,026
And then I said,
"Who do I know that likes ice cream?"
1444
01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,569
It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy.
1445
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,113
- Who's Rudy?
- Yeah, who's Rudy?
1446
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,993
- You know who Rudy is. Come on.
- Me? I don't...
1447
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,203
- You know...
- Who the fuck is Rudy?
1448
01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:53,329
I don't know anyone named Rudy.
1449
01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:54,497
Last month. The Lollipop Club.
1450
01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,040
You know who Rudy was. Dancing...
1451
01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,541
You know who Rudy is?
1452
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,628
I don't fucking know any...
1453
01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:01,670
What do you mean?
1454
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:02,838
So he went to The Lollipop Club?
1455
01:04:02,923 --> 01:04:04,507
Oh, he was
at The Lollipop Club for sure.
1456
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,175
On the stage, grinding with everybody.
1457
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:08,260
I got fucked up. I like to dance.
1458
01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:09,887
I don't know.
Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't.
1459
01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:11,597
I meet a lot of fucking people.
1460
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,349
- What are you saying?
- $50,000 was stolen
1461
01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,642
from my fucking sock drawer!
1462
01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,227
All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone.
1463
01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:18,229
- Where the fuck is it?
...Rudy. What the fuck?
1464
01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:20,356
Did your fucking little faggot
friend Rudy take my shit?
1465
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,107
Did he? Answer me!
1466
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,693
Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm...
1467
01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:25,986
This is a gay thing.
1468
01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,655
See, all of you...
1469
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,281
You think this is 'cause you're a fag?
1470
01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,408
My cousin's a fucking faggot.
1471
01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,869
And I go on vacation with him
and his boyfriend. I love fags.
1472
01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:35,079
You were in charge, right?
1473
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,872
I will not be stolen from. You get that?
1474
01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:39,124
I fucking like gay people. I don't like you.
1475
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,835
He should've hired a fucking Mexican
like I have in my fucking house.
1476
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:45,047
Shit! What the fuck...
1477
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:50,636
Talk, you fuck, talk!
1478
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,845
I'm gonna drop you, you faggot!
1479
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,097
Where is it?
1480
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:56,308
Chester and Toby,
they went all yakuza on Nicholas.
1481
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:57,476
You know, they got crazy.
1482
01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:58,602
I don't know!
1483
01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:02,314
I had to call the cops just to keep
them from killing the poor guy.
1484
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,026
I gave them each 1,000 bucks
and told them what Nicholas had done.
1485
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,695
Then they kicked his ass.
1486
01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,530
Thanks again, Officer.
1487
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,533
It's not like I cared about
the 50 grand anyway.
1488
01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,243
I was making that much
almost every day
1489
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,579
through one rathole or another.
1490
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:19,415
Now a rathole is a friend,
like Brad here,
1491
01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:22,042
who held stock in his name for me.
1492
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:24,378
Who are you supposed to be, huh?
Jack Nickle-Jew?
1493
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:29,258
I'd drive the price up then he'd sell
and kick most of the profits back to...
1494
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,176
You guessed it, me.
1495
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,473
All cash. None of it's on the books.
1496
01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,851
A big no-no, of course,
in the eyes of the law.
1497
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:42,855
Enter our new securities
attorney, Manny Riskin.
1498
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,609
700 bucks an hour
to be the voice of doom.
1499
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,444
Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg,
1500
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:49,737
you end up with your tits in a ringer.
1501
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:52,823
Do not worry about it.
I have the SEC under control.
1502
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,659
What the fuck
are these imbeciles doing?
1503
01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,119
Hey! Hey!
1504
01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,495
What are you doing? Hey!
1505
01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,539
We got the SEC in here.
1506
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,708
The Securities
and Exchange Commission
1507
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,377
sent two lawyers down
to review our files.
1508
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,379
So I set them up in our conference room
1509
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,547
and I had it bugged
1510
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,841
and the air conditioning
turned up so high
1511
01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,468
that it felt like Antarctica in there.
1512
01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:14,511
Is it always this cold in here?
1513
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:15,638
I don't know.
1514
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:16,889
Then, while they were looking
1515
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,390
for a smoking gun in that room...
1516
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,267
Arncliffe International is on fire.
1517
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,604
...I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here,
1518
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,939
offering up our latest IPO.
1519
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,525
An IPO is an initial public offering.
1520
01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:32,363
It's the first time a stock is offered
for sale to the general population.
1521
01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,323
Now, as the firm taking
the company public,
1522
01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,075
we set the initial sales price
1523
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,911
then sold those shares
right back to our friends. The...
1524
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:40,621
Look.
1525
01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,581
I know you're not following
what I'm saying anyway, right?
1526
01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,625
That's okay. That doesn't matter.
1527
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,543
The real question is this.
1528
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,504
"Was all this legal?"
1529
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:50,464
Absolutely fucking not.
1530
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,258
But we were making more money
than we knew what to do with.
1531
01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,764
And what do you do when you're making
1532
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,307
more money
than you know what to do with?
1533
01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,731
Oh, my God!
1534
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:09,775
Will you marry me?
1535
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:11,652
Oh, my God.
1536
01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,737
Is that a yes?
1537
01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,489
Are you sure?
1538
01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,449
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
1539
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,493
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1540
01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:33,382
I held my bachelor party
at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
1541
01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,843
The flight there alone was a bacchanal.
1542
01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:40,055
One last blowout for the gods
before I settled down for good.
1543
01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,890
A hundred Strattonites,
1544
01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:44,768
50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting
once we landed.
1545
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,478
Oh, and the drugs.
1546
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:50,399
I mean, I tell you, our plane was
like a pharmacy with wings.
1547
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:23,182
All told, the weekend
cost me two million bucks,
1548
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:28,270
including the cost
of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
1549
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:31,190
...kiss the bride.
1550
01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:36,236
But the wedding
was something out of a fairy tale.
1551
01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:39,406
With Naomi, my Duchess,
1552
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:40,991
me, her handsome Duke,
1553
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,119
and The Bahamas Ocean Club,
our castle.
1554
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,841
Of course, after the bachelor party,
me, the Duke,
1555
01:08:57,926 --> 01:09:00,677
needed a few penicillin shots
so he could
1556
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,888
safely consummate the marriage.
1557
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,062
Hey! Barry Kleinman,
filming the wedding.
1558
01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,563
A few words for your son?
1559
01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,316
Jordan. Remember what I told you.
1560
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,528
It involves your penis and her vagina.
1561
01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:20,572
And you know, you know
what you can do, Jordy.
1562
01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:39,383
Oh, my God!
1563
01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:40,843
Aunt Emma?
1564
01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,932
I can't believe you came!
1565
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:50,602
Jordan! Jordan! Look who came!
1566
01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:52,437
It's Aunt Emma.
1567
01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,606
Aunt Emma.
1568
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:57,067
- Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely.
- Hey, how you doing?
1569
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:00,612
It's a pleasure
to finally meet you in person.
1570
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,614
Into the donuts, I see.
1571
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,033
Oh, I... I...
1572
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,326
Well...
1573
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,454
I lived through the '60s, my dear.
1574
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:10,998
Enjoy the day.
1575
01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:13,500
She surprised me. I didn't even know.
1576
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,349
Just one more step. Are you ready?
1577
01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:31,018
- Where are we going?
- Keep your eyes closed.
1578
01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:32,477
One, two, three!
1579
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,023
What is this?
1580
01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,150
- It's your wedding present.
- What?
1581
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,568
It's your wedding present, sweetheart.
1582
01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:42,404
What?
1583
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:44,990
- Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
1584
01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,199
A fucking yacht?
1585
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,202
For millionaires
whose ships have come in,
1586
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:52,080
pricey pleasure boats
are for the most fun afloat.
1587
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:55,250
It's no coincidence that
its 150 feet of green hull
1588
01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,502
is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh!
1589
01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,838
Oh, my God! Baby!
1590
01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:03,800
- I think you like it?
- You're crazy.
1591
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,302
- You like it?
- Yes!
1592
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:13,769
For three weeks, we sailed
the Naomi through the Caribbean,
1593
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,854
eventually taking her home
to Long Island,
1594
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,022
where we bought a house.
1595
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,691
Seven acres on
the Gold Coast of Long Island.
1596
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,277
The most expensive
real estate in the world.
1597
01:11:22,362 --> 01:11:25,030
With maids, cooks, landscapers,
you name it.
1598
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,574
We even had two guards
who worked in shifts.
1599
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,742
Both named Rocco.
1600
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,957
It was heaven on earth.
1601
01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,294
Wake up, you piece of shit!
1602
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,088
Who's Venice?
1603
01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:42,506
- Huh?
- Who?
1604
01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:43,590
Who? Who?
1605
01:11:43,675 --> 01:11:45,342
"Who?" What are you, a fucking owl?
1606
01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,593
Who is she?
1607
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,136
Some little hooker
you were fucking last night?
1608
01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,138
What the fuck are
you talking about? No.
1609
01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,807
No way, baby, no!
1610
01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:54,226
You were calling
her name in your sleep!
1611
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,937
Are you out of your
fucking mind? I don't...
1612
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,147
I don't even know who Venice is.
1613
01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:01,441
What the fuck does that
even mean? Venice.
1614
01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:04,277
That's the stupidest shit
I've ever heard in my fucking life!
1615
01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:10,242
Venice...
1616
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:12,828
Venice, baby, where are you?
1617
01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:17,040
Venice!
1618
01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:18,834
Where'd you go?
1619
01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,674
Oh, baby.
Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh?
1620
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,926
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- You like that?
1621
01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,389
I like it. I like it.
1622
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,266
Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie.
1623
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,475
Wolfie?
1624
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,852
Yeah, it's my safe word, baby.
It's my safe word.
1625
01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:38,353
I don't give a fuck about your safe word!
1626
01:12:38,438 --> 01:12:40,522
- Come on!
- Shut the fuck up!
1627
01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:42,983
Shut up, you little bitch!
1628
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,569
You're a fucking dirty little birdy!
1629
01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:48,655
That's right.
1630
01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:50,032
That's right! I forgot.
1631
01:12:50,158 --> 01:12:51,616
I forgot, baby.
1632
01:12:51,743 --> 01:12:56,038
Donnie and I were investing
in a condominium complex in Venice.
1633
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,247
That's why all this confusion.
1634
01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,874
Oh, you're investing in Italy?
1635
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,667
Not Italy. California.
1636
01:13:00,752 --> 01:13:02,252
- Oh, California?
- Yeah.
1637
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,462
You're a lying piece of shit!
1638
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:04,713
Duchess, baby, come on.
1639
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,339
Don't you fucking "Duchess" me.
1640
01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:07,883
Don't you "Duchess" me!
1641
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:11,094
Do you really think that
I don't know what you're up to?
1642
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,096
- You're a father now, Jordan.
- Yeah.
1643
01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:14,598
- You're a father now.
- I know...
1644
01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:16,391
And you're still acting like an infant!
1645
01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:19,352
God damn it!
1646
01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:22,105
Baby, you know,
you got real anger issues.
1647
01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:24,524
Who is the one who flew in here
1648
01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:27,486
at 3:00 in the morning
on their stupid helicopter
1649
01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,613
and woke up Skylar? That was you!
1650
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:32,324
Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit!
1651
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:47,130
Does it even matter to you
that I just had that driving range
1652
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:50,425
sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan,
1653
01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:52,552
- and now you fucking wrecked it!
- Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
1654
01:13:52,637 --> 01:13:54,387
No, you didn't research the whole thing
1655
01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:56,556
and deal with the fucking
golf course people!
1656
01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:57,808
Oh, my God,
1657
01:13:57,892 --> 01:14:00,435
you had to deal
with the golf course people, too!
1658
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,188
What a Greek tragedy, honey!
Oh, my God!
1659
01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:06,191
You probably had to pay them
in cash with your hands!
1660
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,484
What a fucking burden.
1661
01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,528
And actually do some work
besides swiping
1662
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,738
my fucking credit card all day, huh?
1663
01:14:11,823 --> 01:14:14,533
Because I can't keep track
of your professions, honey.
1664
01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,493
'Cause last month
you were a wine connoisseur.
1665
01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:18,620
Now you're an aspiring
landscape architect!
1666
01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:20,372
- Let me get that right... No!
- Fuck you!
1667
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,457
Don't fucking dare throw that
1668
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,001
fucking water at me.
Don't you fucking dare.
1669
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,379
All right, honey?
1670
01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:28,964
Now will you just...
1671
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,924
We could talk this out, all right?
1672
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:33,385
We just use our words. You know?
1673
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:34,553
Communicate.
1674
01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:35,846
Okay?
1675
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,681
Come on, sweetheart.
1676
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,724
Talk to me. Talk to me.
1677
01:14:39,851 --> 01:14:41,893
Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan.
1678
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,687
You look like a fucking imbecile.
1679
01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:45,063
Babe, come on.
1680
01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:48,316
You should feel happy
you got a husband
1681
01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:50,652
who's in such great shape
like this, huh?
1682
01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:52,696
Come here.
1683
01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:54,322
Come on, give me a kiss.
1684
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,448
You look so beautiful right now.
1685
01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,658
- Come on.
- Kiss you?
1686
01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:57,909
- You look so beautiful...
- Kiss you?
1687
01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,619
Yeah, give me one...
1688
01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,913
Fuck you!
1689
01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:03,999
Ah, yes, my morning ritual.
1690
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,459
First I'd get up and fight with Naomi
1691
01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,753
about whatever it is
I did the night before.
1692
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:11,047
Next was a steam so I could sweat out
1693
01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,883
the drugs still in my system.
1694
01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,593
Then I'd assess the damage.
1695
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,595
Drown out my eyeballs.
1696
01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,222
Take my "back pills"
to get the day started,
1697
01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:21,391
then seek to make up with Naomi.
1698
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,435
Good morning, Daddy.
1699
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,604
Where's my kiss?
1700
01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:29,065
Hey, sweetheart.
1701
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,820
Does Daddy get a kiss from
both of his little girls, huh?
1702
01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,280
Oh, no.
1703
01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:38,450
No, Daddy doesn't even
get to touch Mommy
1704
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,285
for a very, very,
1705
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:42,120
very long time.
1706
01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:45,415
Daddy's really sorry
about what he said in the other room.
1707
01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:46,708
He didn't mean any of it.
1708
01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:49,085
Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
1709
01:15:49,629 --> 01:15:51,213
And from now on,
1710
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,799
it's gonna be nothing but short,
1711
01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:57,219
short skirts around the house.
1712
01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,307
And you know something else, Daddy?
1713
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:09,397
Mommy is just so sick
and tired of wearing panties.
1714
01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,151
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1715
01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:16,947
In fact,
1716
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,701
she's decided to throw them
1717
01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:24,996
all away.
1718
01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:32,671
So take a good look, Daddy.
1719
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:36,132
You're gonna be seeing
an awful lot of this around the house.
1720
01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,759
Oh, baby...
1721
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,302
Yeah, Mommy.
1722
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,721
- Yeah...
- But no touching.
1723
01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,890
Oh, gosh.
1724
01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:50,105
What's wrong, Daddy?
1725
01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:51,523
Baby.
1726
01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:54,859
God!
1727
01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:57,696
Look at this shit.
1728
01:16:57,822 --> 01:17:01,533
Okay. Mommy likes to
play games with Daddy.
1729
01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:07,872
Mommy, have you ever noticed
anything odd about Mr...
1730
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,916
Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there?
1731
01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:15,213
His eyes seem
to be a little bit odd, don't they?
1732
01:17:15,715 --> 01:17:19,175
Yeah, there's something
a little bit different about his eyes.
1733
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:22,470
Yes! I think it's true. Say "Hi," Mommy.
1734
01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:24,389
Say "Hi" to Rocco and Rocco.
1735
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:25,807
Say "Hi." Hi, fellas.
1736
01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,309
See that, huh?
1737
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,144
Of all the fucking days,
1738
01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,979
she chooses today
to give me blue balls!
1739
01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:34,149
I mean, today was
the biggest day in Stratton's history,
1740
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,067
and I needed to be thinking straight.
1741
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,569
Hey, Jordan!
1742
01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:39,738
- Welcome.
- Steve here yet?
1743
01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:42,949
This was the day that
we launched the Steve Madden IPO.
1744
01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:45,160
Troops are all here,
everyone's all rallied, excited.
1745
01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:47,037
Everything had to run tight.
1746
01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:48,163
It had to be perfect.
1747
01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:50,415
What the fuck is that kid doing?
1748
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,083
What's he doing?
1749
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,669
The biggest IPO in this firm's history.
1750
01:17:54,879 --> 01:17:57,047
What the fuck is he doing?
1751
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,050
Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie?
1752
01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,426
Hi.
1753
01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:03,678
How're you doing?
1754
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:04,763
Good.
1755
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,474
You cleaning the fish bowl?
1756
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,643
I just... I had a minute and...
1757
01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:12,437
You had a minute.
1758
01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:15,065
And today you needed
to clean the fish bowl? Today?
1759
01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:18,818
I had finished my paperwork
and I had a couple of minutes.
1760
01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,779
Okay. Nice to meet you.
1761
01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:28,036
On new issue day?
1762
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,290
On cocksucking,
motherfucking new issue day?
1763
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:33,583
This is what you do?
1764
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,544
Hey, everybody, listen up!
1765
01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:39,798
This is what happens when you fuck
with your pets on new issue day!
1766
01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:55,313
Take your little bow tie, get your shit,
1767
01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:57,482
and get the fuck out of my office!
You understand?
1768
01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,067
Get the fuck out!
1769
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,239
Everybody on point!
1770
01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:07,242
We are here to make money.
Everybody on point.
1771
01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:12,497
A real wolf pit,
which is exactly how I liked it.
1772
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:15,208
Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby.
I caught a genius.
1773
01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:16,751
Enter Steve Madden.
1774
01:19:16,877 --> 01:19:17,961
The great American cobbler.
1775
01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:20,422
Red-hot ladies footwear impresario.
1776
01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:24,092
And thanks to Donnie,
we were taking his company public.
1777
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,887
Stratton Oakmont was crawling out
of the primordial ooze.
1778
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,973
Pond scum no more.
1779
01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:31,599
That's why they gotta see your face.
1780
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:34,144
You get them fired up so they push
the shit out of this stock. Okay?
1781
01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:36,813
And not only that,
Donnie and I secretly owned
1782
01:19:36,897 --> 01:19:39,190
85% of Steve Madden Shoes,
1783
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,776
which legally speaking was a big no-no,
1784
01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:45,238
but we'd get filthy fucking rich
if our troops got behind it.
1785
01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:47,824
Our job was to get them worked up.
1786
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,701
But not too worked up.
1787
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,495
Hello. If...
1788
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:55,707
For those of you who don't know me...
1789
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,041
My name's Steve Madden.
1790
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,668
Yeah, we know who you are.
1791
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,253
Your name is on the box.
1792
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:02,005
Get the shoes. Show them the shoes.
1793
01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,673
- Show them the shoes.
- Okay. Yeah.
1794
01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:06,968
Anyway, you know,
this shoe is pretty cool.
1795
01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:09,888
This is the Mary Lou, which is really
the shoe that put me on the map.
1796
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,556
Without it, I wouldn't be here.
1797
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,807
It's a fat girls' shoe!
1798
01:20:12,892 --> 01:20:14,851
Believe it or not...
Believe it or not though,
1799
01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:18,271
the Mary Lou is actually the same
as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather.
1800
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,611
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1801
01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:27,572
Fight back! Come on!
Where you at? Where you at?
1802
01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,157
All right!
1803
01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:32,494
Let's give it up for Steve Madden
and his awesome Mary Lou!
1804
01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:34,746
Hold that up. Hold that up.
Hold that up proud!
1805
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,290
Give him a round of applause!
1806
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,627
You guys got that
out of your systems, huh?
1807
01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:43,588
You having a good afternoon or what?
1808
01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:47,175
I wanna take a moment
and tell you why Steve here is so
1809
01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:49,552
absolutely off the fucking wall.
1810
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:54,349
It's because this man
is a creative genius.
1811
01:20:54,934 --> 01:20:58,436
This ability, this gift that Steve has,
1812
01:20:58,562 --> 01:21:01,856
it goes beyond just
spotting the hottest shoe trends.
1813
01:21:01,941 --> 01:21:05,693
Steve's power is that he creates trends.
1814
01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,445
You understand?
1815
01:21:07,655 --> 01:21:09,739
Artists like Steve
come along once every decade.
1816
01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:13,243
I'm talking Giorgio Armani,
Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
1817
01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,953
Yves Saint Laurent.
1818
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,038
Steve, come over here for a second.
1819
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,290
I don't think you all realize
1820
01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:21,334
that Steve Madden
1821
01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:24,963
is the hottest person
in the women's shoe industry,
1822
01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:26,339
with orders going through the roof
1823
01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:29,759
at every department store
in North America right now.
1824
01:21:30,261 --> 01:21:32,262
We have him here in our office!
1825
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,099
We should thank
our fucking lucky stars this man is here!
1826
01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:38,768
We should be on our hands
and knees right now,
1827
01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:40,937
getting ready to suck this guy off!
1828
01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,565
Like this! Okay?
1829
01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:45,441
I wanna suck you off, Steve!
1830
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,902
Everyone's gonna suck you off!
1831
01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:49,779
This is our golden ticket
1832
01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:52,282
to the fucking chocolate
factory right here!
1833
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,325
And I wanna meet
1834
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:56,661
Willy fucking Wonka, okay?
1835
01:21:57,329 --> 01:22:00,164
I wanna be with the fucking
Oompa Loompas like this!
1836
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:06,671
All right, get off this fucking stage!
Get out of here.
1837
01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:09,549
All right, I want all of you
to focus for a second.
1838
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,093
See those little black boxes?
1839
01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:13,428
They're called telephones.
1840
01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:16,264
I'm gonna let you in on a little
secret about these telephones.
1841
01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:18,933
They're not gonna dial
themselves. Okay?
1842
01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:22,770
Without you, they're just
worthless hunks of plastic.
1843
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:26,983
Like a loaded M16 without
a trained Marine to pull the trigger.
1844
01:22:28,027 --> 01:22:30,445
And in the case of the telephone,
1845
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:33,239
it's up to each and every one of you,
1846
01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:36,826
my highly-trained Strattonites.
1847
01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,245
My killers!
1848
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:43,291
My killers, who will not
take no for an answer!
1849
01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:45,752
My fucking warriors,
1850
01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:48,212
who will not hang up the phone
1851
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:51,299
until their client either buys
1852
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:53,551
or fucking dies!
1853
01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,109
Let me tell you something.
1854
01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:13,196
There is no nobility in poverty.
1855
01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:16,658
I have been a rich man
and I have been a poor man.
1856
01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:19,160
And I choose rich every fucking time.
1857
01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,081
Because at least as a rich man,
when I have to face my problems,
1858
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:27,001
I show up in the back of a limo,
wearing a $2,000 suit
1859
01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:29,671
and a $40,000 gold fucking watch!
1860
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:35,009
Duke it out! Hit him!
1861
01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:36,511
Get the fuck off me!
1862
01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:42,141
And if anyone here thinks
I'm superficial or materialistic,
1863
01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:44,519
go get a job at fucking McDonald's,
1864
01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:46,604
'cause that's where you fucking belong!
1865
01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:52,276
But before you depart
this room full of winners,
1866
01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:56,155
I want you to take a good look
at the person next to you. Go on.
1867
01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,409
Because sometime in
the not-so-distant future,
1868
01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:03,287
you're gonna be pulling up to a red light
in your beat-up old fucking Pinto,
1869
01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:06,666
and that person's gonna be
pulling up right alongside you
1870
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,876
in their brand new Porsche
1871
01:24:09,712 --> 01:24:11,713
with their beautiful wife by their side,
1872
01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:13,798
who's got big voluptuous tits.
1873
01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:17,719
And who're you gonna be sitting next to?
1874
01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:21,097
Some disgusting wildebeest
with three days of razor-stubble,
1875
01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:22,515
in a sleeveless muumuu,
1876
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,976
crammed in next to you
in a carload full of groceries
1877
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,811
from the fucking Price Club!
1878
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:29,188
That's who you're gonna
be sitting next to!
1879
01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,524
So you listen to me and you listen well.
1880
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,860
Are you behind on your credit card bills?
1881
01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:36,446
Good! Pick up the phone
and start dialing!
1882
01:24:36,864 --> 01:24:39,407
Is your landlord ready
to evict you? Good!
1883
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,868
Pick up the phone and start dialing!
1884
01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:45,246
Does your girlfriend think
you're a fucking worthless loser?
1885
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:48,374
Good! Pick up the phone
and start dialing!
1886
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:52,003
I want you to deal with your problems
by becoming rich!
1887
01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:57,467
All you have to do today
is pick up that phone
1888
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,512
and speak the words
that I have taught you.
1889
01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:03,765
And I will make you richer
1890
01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:06,934
than the most powerful CEO
in the United States of fucking America!
1891
01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:08,186
Yeah!
1892
01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:10,605
Fuck, yeah!
1893
01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:13,316
I want you to go out there
1894
01:25:14,067 --> 01:25:15,860
and I want you to ram
1895
01:25:16,195 --> 01:25:19,447
Steve Madden stock
down your clients' throats
1896
01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:21,824
until they fucking choke on it!
1897
01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:26,496
Till they choke on it and they buy
100,000 shares! That's what I want.
1898
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:28,122
Yeah! Fuck, yeah.
1899
01:25:28,207 --> 01:25:29,832
You be ferocious!
1900
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:31,876
- You be relentless!
- Yeah!
1901
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:35,254
You be telephone fucking terrorists!
1902
01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:40,301
Now let's knock this motherfucker
out of the park!
1903
01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:15,336
At 1:00 p.m., we opened
the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
1904
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:18,548
By 1:03, it was over $18.
1905
01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,967
Even the big Wall Street
firms were buying.
1906
01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,812
Of the two million shares
offered for sale,
1907
01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,857
a million belonged to me,
held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
1908
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,109
Now once the price hit the high teens...
1909
01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:40,403
You know what? Who gives a shit?
1910
01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:42,446
As always, the point is this.
1911
01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:46,951
$22 million in three fucking hours!
1912
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,954
Can you believe this shit?
1913
01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:52,456
- I fucking love this, baby!
- It's amazing!
1914
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,958
Jordan!
1915
01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:55,376
Barry Kleinman's on the phone
1916
01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,086
- from Future Video.
- Who?
1917
01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:58,379
I don't know. He shot at your wedding.
1918
01:26:58,463 --> 01:26:59,505
He says it's urgent.
1919
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,716
Urgent? Who the fuck
is Barry Kleinman?
1920
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,384
Oh, my God, you wanna marry me?
1921
01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:04,510
You're in love with me?
1922
01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:05,636
Yeah. Go fuck your cousin!
1923
01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:06,762
Hey, Barry, what's up?
1924
01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,973
Listen, I got this subpoena.
1925
01:27:09,057 --> 01:27:10,516
Subpoena? What the fuck
are you talking about?
1926
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:13,227
Yeah, the FBI, they want
a copy of your wedding video.
1927
01:27:13,312 --> 01:27:14,478
The fucking FBI?
1928
01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:16,522
- You fucking kidding me?
- Listen to me.
1929
01:27:16,607 --> 01:27:17,899
His name is Denham.
1930
01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:19,650
He's an agent with the New York office.
1931
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:20,776
What's his problem?
1932
01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:23,487
He's a Boy Scout.
He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko.
1933
01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,032
What does he want
with my wedding video?
1934
01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:27,742
It's like an invasion of my privacy.
1935
01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:29,160
You know what I'm saying? It's like...
1936
01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:30,578
It's intrusive, you know.
1937
01:27:30,662 --> 01:27:33,331
He's got pictures of your
whole inner fucking circle.
1938
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,249
Pictures, names of the people.
1939
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,334
You know what he's trying to do?
1940
01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:37,543
Exactly what he's doing.
Look at yourself.
1941
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:38,836
He's trying to rattle you,
1942
01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:40,421
he's trying to rattle your old lady,
1943
01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:43,215
so she nags you until
you become a fucking witness.
1944
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:44,759
He wants me to rat on myself?
1945
01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,636
He wants me to
give information about my...
1946
01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:48,554
Listen. The good fucking news is,
1947
01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:50,431
you know I know everybody downtown,
1948
01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:52,725
I call up the Justice Department,
the DEA,
1949
01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:55,895
nobody even knows you fucking exist,
so calm down!
1950
01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:57,396
They don't know I exist?
1951
01:27:57,689 --> 01:27:59,315
- No.
- That's good.
1952
01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,363
But you...
1953
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:06,906
You know who he is, right?
1954
01:28:07,658 --> 01:28:09,617
- Yeah.
- So, if I just wanted to get
1955
01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:11,661
some more information,
just find out what he knows,
1956
01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,956
you could go to his house, right?
1957
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,916
Tap his phones a little bit, bug him.
1958
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,125
You could get some information...
1959
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:21,003
You don't fuck with these guys like that.
1960
01:28:21,088 --> 01:28:22,171
You don't fuck with them like that.
1961
01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:23,422
What are you, nuts or something?
1962
01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:25,132
This is what you fucking do.
What do I pay you for?
1963
01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:28,302
I have a fucking P.I. license, you know?
I make a living at this.
1964
01:28:28,387 --> 01:28:29,470
I'm not a cop anymore.
1965
01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:31,555
They'll take my fucking license
away from me, all right?
1966
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,723
Okay.
1967
01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:35,685
Okay, if I can't do that, can I just...
1968
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,228
Can I give the guy a call?
1969
01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:40,439
- Why? Is that...
- Jordan. Jordan.
1970
01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:41,524
Do me a favor?
1971
01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:44,527
The only one who calls this guy
is your fucking lawyer.
1972
01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:45,611
I can't call him, right?
1973
01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:47,446
- It's against the rules?
- I told you,
1974
01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:49,198
whatever the fuck you say to him,
1975
01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:51,909
he's gonna use against you.
Don't you understand?
1976
01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:53,744
He's smart, you're dumb.
1977
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:55,079
Fucking bullshit.
1978
01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:58,165
Are we fucking talking tonight,
or are you gonna get schwacked?
1979
01:28:58,250 --> 01:28:59,792
The last time you
took these fucking pills,
1980
01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:01,877
you put your head in the
fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up.
1981
01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,422
All right.
1982
01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:06,048
Okay, I won't call him.
1983
01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:12,888
Hey, fellas! Come on board.
The plank's right around there.
1984
01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,141
Welcome!
1985
01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:17,935
What a nice day.
1986
01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:20,271
Hey.
1987
01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:22,273
Welcome aboard.
1988
01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:25,401
Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi.
Pleasure to meet you.
1989
01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:27,069
Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes.
1990
01:29:27,154 --> 01:29:28,195
Hi, how are you?
1991
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:31,532
Let me introduce you. This is Nicole,
Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy.
1992
01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:34,118
What are you guys all shy for?
Don't be scared.
1993
01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:35,369
These are friends of Stratton.
1994
01:29:35,454 --> 01:29:36,954
- It's a pleasure.
- Hello.
1995
01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:43,085
Your message said that
you wanted to speak privately.
1996
01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:44,962
Right. I do want to speak privately.
1997
01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:46,380
Give us a minute, huh, ladies?
1998
01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:48,049
Let me know if I can get you anything.
1999
01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,967
We'd be happy to help.
2000
01:29:50,177 --> 01:29:51,218
You guys hungry?
2001
01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:54,096
Want something to eat?
Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
2002
01:29:54,181 --> 01:29:56,557
I got whiskey.
Any kind of booze you want.
2003
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,100
You know what?
The Bureau doesn't allow us
2004
01:29:58,185 --> 01:29:59,602
to drink while we're at sea.
2005
01:29:59,770 --> 01:30:02,229
Duh! Of course.
2006
01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:04,148
Ever been on one of these before?
2007
01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:05,566
A boat?
2008
01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,610
I learned how to sail when I was six.
2009
01:30:07,694 --> 01:30:09,779
No shit. Is that right? Really?
2010
01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,572
On one like this, though?
2011
01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:14,450
I had the whole front extended in order
to fit the chopper up there.
2012
01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:15,868
See that?
2013
01:30:17,162 --> 01:30:18,621
Anyway, this is for you.
2014
01:30:18,705 --> 01:30:21,540
It's a complete list of every person
that was at my wedding.
2015
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:24,376
I understand you wanted
the whole wedding video.
2016
01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:27,213
Figured this would help expedite
the whole process, right?
2017
01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:29,048
- There you go.
- Look,
2018
01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:32,051
my point is that
I know you're investigating Stratton.
2019
01:30:32,135 --> 01:30:35,638
But for the life of me,
I can't figure out why.
2020
01:30:36,014 --> 01:30:37,389
I know we're a little unorthodox,
2021
01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:39,183
we're a little loud in
the way we do things.
2022
01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:40,392
But you gotta understand,
2023
01:30:40,477 --> 01:30:41,936
we're the new guys
on the block, you know,
2024
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:44,146
we're trying to make
a name for ourselves.
2025
01:30:44,231 --> 01:30:48,859
But I want you to understand,
we don't do anything illegal.
2026
01:30:49,653 --> 01:30:50,736
Whatsoever.
2027
01:30:50,821 --> 01:30:52,363
I mean, you could talk to the SEC.
2028
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,491
They were at my office 15 times
over the last six months.
2029
01:30:55,575 --> 01:30:58,202
I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide.
2030
01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:01,038
Well, you know the SEC
is a civil regulatory agency.
2031
01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:02,665
We pursue criminal activities.
2032
01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:05,584
Exactly! You go after real criminals,
2033
01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:09,213
which makes me wonder what
the hell you're investigating me for?
2034
01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:10,673
I mean, honestly...
2035
01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:14,593
What is it that you think
that we did or do? I don't get it.
2036
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:15,970
Well, I...
2037
01:31:16,054 --> 01:31:18,472
Look, Jordan, I can't discuss
an ongoing investigation.
2038
01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:20,224
No, I get that. No, I understand.
2039
01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:21,725
With that said...
2040
01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:24,436
This case got dumped on my desk...
2041
01:31:24,521 --> 01:31:26,355
- Did it?
- You know, by a higher-up
2042
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:29,650
who needs to make a show of looking
into the new company on the block,
2043
01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:31,193
- with all the press and everything.
- New loud guys.
2044
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:34,864
And then I end up being the schmuck
who does the looking. Exactly.
2045
01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:36,866
It's just, you know... It bothers me.
2046
01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:39,493
We're the new guy. We're the one
that's banging on Wall Street's door.
2047
01:31:39,578 --> 01:31:40,661
I mean, you should...
2048
01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,663
You should see what's going on
at the bigger firms.
2049
01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:44,206
I mean, I know all the information.
2050
01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:47,168
It's true! Goldman,
Lehman Brothers, Merrill...
2051
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:49,253
Collateralized debt obligations?
2052
01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:50,629
This Internet stock bullshit?
2053
01:31:50,714 --> 01:31:52,506
I mean, it's a fucking travesty.
2054
01:31:52,591 --> 01:31:57,595
I could take you step-by-step
through what exactly is occurring.
2055
01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,430
All you have to do is ask.
2056
01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:00,890
I'm available.
2057
01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:02,433
That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
2058
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:05,394
I don't see why a little sitdown like this
2059
01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:07,813
can't be profitable for the both of us.
2060
01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:10,191
It should. Right?
It should profit the both of us.
2061
01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:11,775
- It should.
- Look.
2062
01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:14,528
I'm gonna give you my personal line.
2063
01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:17,531
Five days a week,
you just call me, feel free.
2064
01:32:17,741 --> 01:32:19,450
- I'll do that.
- Great.
2065
01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:23,704
Are you sure you guys
don't want something to drink?
2066
01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:25,456
You're not hungry? Nothing?
2067
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,166
- Nothing? No?
- Oh, no.
2068
01:32:30,295 --> 01:32:32,880
Let me ask you,
and if you don't wanna get too personal,
2069
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,257
just tell me to shut up at any time.
2070
01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:38,761
Did you try to get your
broker's license at one time?
2071
01:32:38,845 --> 01:32:41,680
Did I hear that right? Were you trying
to take a stab at Wall Street?
2072
01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:44,516
- No?
- Who you been talking to?
2073
01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:45,601
Who the fuck you been talking to?
2074
01:32:45,685 --> 01:32:48,437
Well, you're investigating me.
I hear things.
2075
01:32:48,521 --> 01:32:50,606
You know what I mean?
2076
01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,274
You ever think about
what would've happened
2077
01:32:52,359 --> 01:32:54,818
if you would have stayed the course?
2078
01:32:56,238 --> 01:32:58,072
You know what?
When I'm riding home on the subway
2079
01:32:58,156 --> 01:32:59,406
and my balls are fucking sweating,
2080
01:32:59,491 --> 01:33:01,283
I'm wearing the same suit
three days in a row...
2081
01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:02,868
Yeah, you bet I do.
2082
01:33:02,953 --> 01:33:04,620
I've thought about it before.
Who wouldn't, right?
2083
01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:05,746
Right, who fucking wouldn't?
2084
01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:06,997
What do you get...
2085
01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:08,332
Another personal question,
no need to answer...
2086
01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,792
No, that's all right, Jordan.
2087
01:33:09,876 --> 01:33:12,920
What do you pull in? 50, 60K?
Something like that?
2088
01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:15,047
A year? In the ballpark?
2089
01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:16,590
Well, I...
2090
01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,467
Let's put it this way.
2091
01:33:18,551 --> 01:33:21,345
You get a free handgun
when you sign up for the Bureau.
2092
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:24,223
No, but it fucking pisses me off.
You know what I mean?
2093
01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:26,475
You think about the people
that built this country,
2094
01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:27,977
hardworking people like you.
2095
01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:30,604
Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.
2096
01:33:30,730 --> 01:33:34,400
End of the day, you guys get
fucking skinned alive financially.
2097
01:33:34,484 --> 01:33:36,360
It fucking makes me angry.
2098
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,530
Now the one thing about
Wall Street and this market is,
2099
01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:41,282
for me, I feel
2100
01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:44,702
it's good to give back.
You know, there's...
2101
01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:46,954
There are situations where I can
2102
01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:50,582
make those situations better for people.
You know?
2103
01:33:50,667 --> 01:33:51,959
You know what I mean.
2104
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:53,460
Opportunity
2105
01:33:53,753 --> 01:33:55,004
is everything.
2106
01:33:55,088 --> 01:33:56,338
Exactly.
2107
01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,924
Take for example,
I got this one kid, right?
2108
01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:02,803
Went to school for environmental
science, something like that.
2109
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:04,680
He was bogged down by student loans.
2110
01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:07,474
Turns out, his mother
needed triple bypass surgery.
2111
01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:08,976
- Jesus.
- Right. Horrible situation.
2112
01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:10,019
Sure.
2113
01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:11,186
But we got him into the market
2114
01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:12,980
at the right time
and chose the right stock.
2115
01:34:13,064 --> 01:34:14,815
We gave him the right guidance.
2116
01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:18,068
Boom! Overnight,
changed his entire life.
2117
01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:21,530
Got to put his mother into
the best hospital in New York City.
2118
01:34:21,614 --> 01:34:24,491
It didn't work out for her, granted,
she passed away, unfortunately.
2119
01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:26,493
But we gave him that opportunity.
2120
01:34:26,578 --> 01:34:27,745
You know what I'm saying?
2121
01:34:28,455 --> 01:34:32,958
It's just about setting up the right team,
and then overnight your life can change.
2122
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,758
What does... What does an intern...
2123
01:34:42,302 --> 01:34:44,178
What does an intern
make in a deal like that?
2124
01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:46,305
Well, in that situation,
2125
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:50,267
in that particular trade,
and it was one trade,
2126
01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:53,103
north of half a million dollars.
2127
01:34:56,733 --> 01:34:58,984
And I'd do that for anybody, you know,
2128
01:34:59,069 --> 01:35:01,737
anybody that needs
the proper guidance.
2129
01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:25,636
Can you say that again,
just the way you said it?
2130
01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,763
Just the same way.
2131
01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:33,060
I don't know what you're talking about.
2132
01:35:33,144 --> 01:35:35,396
Oh, come on! You know
what I'm talking about.
2133
01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:37,481
I think what Jordan just did is he...
2134
01:35:37,565 --> 01:35:38,690
- If I'm not mistaken...
- No.
2135
01:35:38,775 --> 01:35:40,901
...you just tried to bribe a federal officer.
2136
01:35:40,985 --> 01:35:43,070
No, technically I didn't bribe anybody.
2137
01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:45,572
No, no, that's not
the conversation I heard, Jordan.
2138
01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:47,157
No, no, according
to the U.S. criminal code,
2139
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:50,661
there needs to be an exact dollar figure
for the exchange of services.
2140
01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,371
That would not hold up in a court of law.
2141
01:35:52,455 --> 01:35:54,123
Nah, it's not how I heard it.
2142
01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:56,917
No, no, no, that's the truth.
But I want to tell you this.
2143
01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:58,001
Yeah.
2144
01:35:58,086 --> 01:35:59,586
The same gentleman that told me
2145
01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:01,422
that you tried to get
your broker's license
2146
01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:03,632
also told me that
you are a straight arrow.
2147
01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:05,217
He ran a security check on me.
2148
01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:06,510
Well...
2149
01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:09,596
Yeah, when you sail
on a boat fit for a Bond villain,
2150
01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,349
sometimes you need to
play the part. Right?
2151
01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,060
I think it's time you both
get the fuck off my boat.
2152
01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:16,437
What do you say?
2153
01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:18,772
You know, Jordan,
I'll tell you something.
2154
01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:21,859
Most of the Wall Street
jackasses that I bust,
2155
01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:24,611
they're to the manor born.
2156
01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:25,779
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
2157
01:36:25,864 --> 01:36:29,491
Their fathers are douchebags,
just like their fathers before them.
2158
01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,035
But you...
2159
01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:36,039
You, Jordan,
you got this way all on your own.
2160
01:36:36,207 --> 01:36:37,374
Did I?
2161
01:36:37,459 --> 01:36:39,543
- Good for you, little man.
- Little man?
2162
01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:40,919
Good for you.
2163
01:36:41,045 --> 01:36:42,171
Me, the little man?
2164
01:36:42,255 --> 01:36:43,297
And let me tell you something.
2165
01:36:43,381 --> 01:36:45,215
Let me tell you something else.
2166
01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,509
Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here,
2167
01:36:47,677 --> 01:36:48,802
this is one of the nicest boats
2168
01:36:48,887 --> 01:36:50,888
- that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you.
- I bet it is.
2169
01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:52,389
And you know
what I was just thinking, too?
2170
01:36:52,515 --> 01:36:55,767
The fucking hero that I'm gonna be
back at the office
2171
01:36:55,894 --> 01:36:58,061
when the Bureau seizes
this fucking boat.
2172
01:36:58,188 --> 01:37:00,355
Because, I mean,
fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,
2173
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:01,732
look at this thing!
2174
01:37:02,108 --> 01:37:03,150
It's beautiful!
2175
01:37:03,234 --> 01:37:06,195
And you got the beautiful girls there.
It's wonderful.
2176
01:37:06,279 --> 01:37:08,739
All right, get the fuck off my boat.
2177
01:37:08,907 --> 01:37:10,449
I'm sure we'll be seeing each other
2178
01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:11,575
- real soon.
- I'm sure.
2179
01:37:11,659 --> 01:37:15,120
Good luck on that subway ride home
to your miserable, ugly fucking wives.
2180
01:37:15,205 --> 01:37:18,290
I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar
off my balls in the meantime.
2181
01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:21,043
Hey, you guys want to take
some lobsters for your ride home?
2182
01:37:21,127 --> 01:37:23,754
Fucking miserable pricks,
I know you can't afford them!
2183
01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:25,923
Fucking cheap fucks.
2184
01:37:26,090 --> 01:37:28,050
Fucking miserable pricks.
2185
01:37:28,134 --> 01:37:31,345
Hey, fellas! Look what
I found in my pocket! Look!
2186
01:37:31,638 --> 01:37:33,388
A year's salary right here.
2187
01:37:33,473 --> 01:37:36,141
You know what I call them?
Fun coupons!
2188
01:37:36,226 --> 01:37:37,476
See that!
2189
01:37:38,019 --> 01:37:40,020
They're fun coupons!
2190
01:37:47,820 --> 01:37:50,572
Switzerland?
What the fuck is in Switzerland?
2191
01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,699
Swiss fucking banks, that's what.
2192
01:37:52,784 --> 01:37:55,452
It was ass-covering time.
I had to hide my money.
2193
01:37:56,746 --> 01:37:58,288
Enter Rugrat.
2194
01:37:58,414 --> 01:38:00,040
He knew this Swiss banker
from law school.
2195
01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:01,166
That's for European pussy!
2196
01:38:01,251 --> 01:38:02,501
But he was in Geneva.
2197
01:38:02,585 --> 01:38:04,962
And there was no way
I was gonna make that flight sober.
2198
01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:08,423
So I knew if I took my drugs right,
2199
01:38:08,508 --> 01:38:10,551
I could sleep through the entire flight.
2200
01:38:10,969 --> 01:38:13,303
But I had to take them just right.
2201
01:38:13,930 --> 01:38:15,973
At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes,
2202
01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:17,516
which started kicking in by the time
2203
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,351
I finished my sales meeting.
2204
01:38:19,602 --> 01:38:20,811
My tingle phase.
2205
01:38:21,145 --> 01:38:22,813
By dinner, I popped a few more
2206
01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:25,816
on top of some cocktails
and a Valium or two.
2207
01:38:25,984 --> 01:38:27,484
My slur phase.
2208
01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:31,989
By 8:30, I took a few more ludes
2209
01:38:32,198 --> 01:38:34,783
and pretty much lost all my motor skills.
2210
01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,535
This was the drool phase.
2211
01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:42,958
And by 10:00, I didn't know
who or what the fuck I was.
2212
01:38:43,042 --> 01:38:44,626
The amnesia phase.
2213
01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:47,504
We boarded the plane
just before midnight.
2214
01:38:47,589 --> 01:38:49,298
Wow! Look at you!
2215
01:38:49,382 --> 01:38:51,341
- You're beautiful.
- Excuse me, sir.
2216
01:38:51,551 --> 01:38:53,719
His sleeping pills just kicked in.
He's all right.
2217
01:38:53,803 --> 01:38:55,345
May I see your boarding passes, sir?
2218
01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:57,180
We have the boarding passes.
2219
01:38:57,307 --> 01:38:59,308
Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her.
2220
01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:01,643
Hey! Fucking relax.
2221
01:39:01,853 --> 01:39:03,895
Oh, my God!
You got your hand on my fucking cock!
2222
01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:05,355
I don't. Cut it out.
2223
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,440
He's got his hand on my dick again.
2224
01:39:06,524 --> 01:39:07,524
I'm just trying to buckle you up.
2225
01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:08,817
You got your hand on his dick?
2226
01:39:08,901 --> 01:39:10,861
You gotta stop doing that
in public places.
2227
01:39:10,945 --> 01:39:12,904
Oh, my God. Take it off!
2228
01:39:13,197 --> 01:39:14,197
Take it off!
2229
01:39:14,282 --> 01:39:16,992
I heard there's
a treasure map under here.
2230
01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,661
- Stop! I know, miss.
- Excuse me, sir.
2231
01:39:19,746 --> 01:39:21,246
Please sit down.
2232
01:39:21,331 --> 01:39:22,789
- Watch it.
- Go back to your seat, please.
2233
01:39:22,874 --> 01:39:25,167
- What are you upset about?
- Please go back to your seat.
2234
01:39:25,251 --> 01:39:27,127
I will have to call the captain.
2235
01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:29,713
Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down.
2236
01:39:29,797 --> 01:39:31,465
Please sit down!
2237
01:39:31,549 --> 01:39:33,133
- I'm going! Stop.
- Okay, sorry.
2238
01:39:33,217 --> 01:39:34,843
We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep.
2239
01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,136
Question. I wanna ask you a question.
2240
01:39:36,220 --> 01:39:37,763
Fasten your seat belt, sir.
2241
01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:39,931
We cannot take off
if you haven't fastened
2242
01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:41,058
- your seat belt.
- I'm really horny, too.
2243
01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:42,267
Sit down. Fasten it.
2244
01:39:42,352 --> 01:39:43,852
- Right. Okay, I'll sit down...
- I will do it for you.
2245
01:39:43,936 --> 01:39:44,936
- What?
- I'll do it for you.
2246
01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:46,188
You gotta speak English.
2247
01:39:46,272 --> 01:39:48,231
We don't understand
this language you're speaking.
2248
01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:49,816
I will help him with his seat belt.
2249
01:39:51,069 --> 01:39:53,028
- You gotta put it on right.
- Sit back. Sit back, sir.
2250
01:39:53,237 --> 01:39:55,238
- There you go.
- All right. I'll just lean back...
2251
01:39:57,575 --> 01:39:59,242
Bitte, Hilfe!
2252
01:40:14,509 --> 01:40:15,801
Jesus Christ!
2253
01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:17,260
Fuck!
2254
01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:20,305
Donnie...
2255
01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:23,517
Donnie, this isn't funny.
You gotta untie me, buddy.
2256
01:40:24,143 --> 01:40:25,852
I can't untie you.
2257
01:40:25,937 --> 01:40:28,772
The captain tied you up.
He almost fucking tasered you.
2258
01:40:29,732 --> 01:40:32,150
Why?
2259
01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:35,112
He's got a fear of flying.
2260
01:40:39,492 --> 01:40:41,034
He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry,
2261
01:40:41,119 --> 01:40:42,911
it's not you, sweetheart,
don't beat yourself up.
2262
01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:45,956
Easy, easy. He's fine.
He's just a nervous flyer.
2263
01:40:46,124 --> 01:40:48,291
You were screaming at people.
2264
01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:49,751
Oh, fuck off.
2265
01:40:49,836 --> 01:40:51,962
You were on the floor
rolling around and shit.
2266
01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,088
Oh, Jesus.
2267
01:40:53,172 --> 01:40:55,257
You called the captain the N-word.
2268
01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:56,842
I called the captain the N-word?
2269
01:40:56,968 --> 01:40:59,177
- Yeah, he was very upset.
- Really?
2270
01:40:59,303 --> 01:41:01,638
- Luckily we're in first class.
- Jesus.
2271
01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:05,308
Jesus Christ, I think
you have a fucking drug problem.
2272
01:41:06,602 --> 01:41:09,020
Where are the ludes?
2273
01:41:10,064 --> 01:41:11,565
They're up my ass. Don't worry about it.
2274
01:41:11,649 --> 01:41:13,233
- I got it.
- Okay.
2275
01:41:13,317 --> 01:41:14,901
Thank God.
2276
01:41:15,361 --> 01:41:17,821
Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do
when we get to Switzerland, buddy?
2277
01:41:17,947 --> 01:41:18,947
This is bad.
2278
01:41:19,031 --> 01:41:21,366
Fucking things are against
my chest. I can't breathe.
2279
01:41:21,492 --> 01:41:23,243
Come on, do something
to calm me down. Please.
2280
01:41:23,327 --> 01:41:25,036
Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
2281
01:41:25,621 --> 01:41:26,705
Okay.
2282
01:41:28,332 --> 01:41:29,583
- That's good.
- Go to sleep.
2283
01:41:29,667 --> 01:41:30,792
Rub it harder, buddy.
2284
01:41:30,918 --> 01:41:32,502
You're all right.
2285
01:41:32,879 --> 01:41:35,172
We all love you. Shut the fuck up!
2286
01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,889
Mr. Belfort, you're free to go.
2287
01:41:46,017 --> 01:41:47,184
Really?
2288
01:41:51,230 --> 01:41:52,355
- Hey, Donnie.
- Yeah?
2289
01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:53,940
When we get out there,
try not to act like yourself.
2290
01:41:54,025 --> 01:41:56,318
Okay? Let's make Geneva
an asshole-free Donnie zone, all right?
2291
01:41:56,402 --> 01:41:57,819
What are you fucking coming at me for?
2292
01:41:57,904 --> 01:41:59,446
Hey, listen. The only reason
you're sitting in this limo
2293
01:41:59,530 --> 01:42:01,114
and not in a Swiss jail
is because of my friend. Okay?
2294
01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:02,365
Hilfe!
2295
01:42:03,326 --> 01:42:05,744
We're here. We're here.
Everyone calm down.
2296
01:42:06,245 --> 01:42:07,662
Jordan Belfort!
2297
01:42:07,747 --> 01:42:08,997
At last.
2298
01:42:09,081 --> 01:42:11,666
Nicholas has told me
so much about you.
2299
01:42:11,751 --> 01:42:13,627
Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel.
2300
01:42:13,878 --> 01:42:16,254
- Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
- Nice to meet you.
2301
01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:18,048
It's a joke.
2302
01:42:18,174 --> 01:42:20,425
You'll understand
when you're in the fucking seat.
2303
01:42:20,802 --> 01:42:22,385
You need a bigger couch. For guests.
2304
01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:24,179
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I don't understand. I'm sorry.
2305
01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:27,098
I'm curious about
your bank secrecy laws here.
2306
01:42:28,726 --> 01:42:31,895
Wait. Yes. Excusez-moi, Jordan.
2307
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:35,524
Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of...
2308
01:42:35,650 --> 01:42:36,650
Blah, blah, blah.
2309
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:38,360
- Chit chat.
- Yeah, chit chat, thank you.
2310
01:42:38,444 --> 01:42:40,070
...before business can be discussed.
2311
01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:42,739
Yeah.
2312
01:42:45,535 --> 01:42:46,576
Of course.
2313
01:42:47,245 --> 01:42:50,038
Let's get down to it.
What would you like to know?
2314
01:42:50,581 --> 01:42:53,458
Under what circumstances
would you be obligated
2315
01:42:53,543 --> 01:42:55,710
to cooperate with an FBI
2316
01:42:56,087 --> 01:42:59,172
or a U.S. Justice Department
investigation, for example?
2317
01:42:59,799 --> 01:43:00,966
ça depend.
2318
01:43:01,592 --> 01:43:02,717
ça depend?
2319
01:43:02,802 --> 01:43:03,802
Oui.
2320
01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:07,556
Ça depend on what, exactly?
2321
01:43:08,349 --> 01:43:10,600
Whether America plans
to invade Switzerland
2322
01:43:10,685 --> 01:43:12,269
in the coming months.
2323
01:43:12,728 --> 01:43:14,938
Shall I check if tanks
are rolling down the Rue de la Croy?
2324
01:43:15,022 --> 01:43:17,107
- Yes. Rue de la Croix.
- Croix. Croix.
2325
01:43:17,191 --> 01:43:20,026
Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix.
2326
01:43:20,236 --> 01:43:22,445
See, this is what he used to do
back in law school. Check me.
2327
01:43:22,530 --> 01:43:24,281
- Champagne. Champagne.
- Yeah.
2328
01:43:24,365 --> 01:43:26,741
Yeah, yeah.
French fries, pommes frites.
2329
01:43:27,493 --> 01:43:30,036
- And that kind of stuff.
- That's funny.
2330
01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:36,501
What I'm asking, you Swiss dick,
is are you going to fuck me over?
2331
01:43:39,130 --> 01:43:42,799
I understand perfectly,
you American shit.
2332
01:43:44,969 --> 01:43:47,345
The only way
the Banque Réal de Genève
2333
01:43:47,430 --> 01:43:49,514
would cooperate
with a foreign legal body
2334
01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:53,768
is if the crime being pursued
is also a crime in Switzerland.
2335
01:43:53,895 --> 01:43:58,440
But there are very few Swiss laws
which apply to your practices.
2336
01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,276
From a financial standpoint,
2337
01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:04,446
you are now in heaven.
2338
01:44:04,614 --> 01:44:06,489
See, I told you he was fantastic, right?
2339
01:44:07,241 --> 01:44:11,786
If the U.S. Justice Department
sent us a subpoena, it would become
2340
01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:13,872
papier toilette.
2341
01:44:14,749 --> 01:44:17,000
We would wipe our ass with it.
2342
01:44:17,668 --> 01:44:20,253
Unless, of course,
it was an investigation
2343
01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:22,172
into stock fraud,
2344
01:44:22,256 --> 01:44:24,424
which is a crime here in Switzerland,
if I'm correct.
2345
01:44:24,508 --> 01:44:28,511
Then there would
have to be coopération on your part,
2346
01:44:28,638 --> 01:44:30,597
- if I'm not mistaken.
- Yes.
2347
01:44:30,765 --> 01:44:33,183
Yes, we would.
2348
01:44:33,351 --> 01:44:35,894
Assuming the account
is under your name.
2349
01:44:37,104 --> 01:44:40,148
If it were another name,
2350
01:44:41,359 --> 01:44:42,984
a friend's, camarade...
2351
01:44:43,069 --> 01:44:44,152
Cousin?
2352
01:44:48,908 --> 01:44:50,617
- Relative?
- Yeah.
2353
01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:55,455
Was that yodeling I just heard
2354
01:44:55,581 --> 01:44:58,041
or did you just say
what I thought you said?
2355
01:44:58,125 --> 01:44:59,876
Yes. Yes.
2356
01:45:00,628 --> 01:45:03,171
He's telling me to use a fucking rathole.
2357
01:45:03,381 --> 01:45:05,048
But a U.S. rathole would never get
2358
01:45:05,132 --> 01:45:07,342
into Switzerland with all that money.
2359
01:45:07,426 --> 01:45:11,262
What I needed was a rathole
with a European passport.
2360
01:45:18,562 --> 01:45:19,980
Jordan.
2361
01:45:20,064 --> 01:45:22,941
Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh?
2362
01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:24,442
Welcome. Was the traffic terrible?
2363
01:45:24,527 --> 01:45:26,069
Oh, no, not at all.
2364
01:45:28,614 --> 01:45:30,240
Jordan, come in.
2365
01:45:30,408 --> 01:45:32,909
Thank God Aunt Emma
didn't need too much convincing.
2366
01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:36,079
Turned out the British
weren't too different from the Swiss.
2367
01:45:36,247 --> 01:45:38,748
Money talks and bullshit takes the bus.
2368
01:45:39,208 --> 01:45:41,126
How do you say "rathole" in British?
2369
01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:44,004
If you get into any trouble whatsoever,
2370
01:45:44,088 --> 01:45:46,840
I'll come forth immediately.
I'll say that I duped you.
2371
01:45:46,924 --> 01:45:48,216
That I promise.
2372
01:45:48,926 --> 01:45:51,594
Risk is what keeps us young,
isn't it, darling?
2373
01:45:55,933 --> 01:45:57,726
Sometimes I wonder
2374
01:45:58,019 --> 01:46:01,021
if you let money get
the best of you, my love.
2375
01:46:01,147 --> 01:46:04,274
Among other substances.
2376
01:46:08,696 --> 01:46:10,071
It's that obvious, huh?
2377
01:46:10,156 --> 01:46:13,408
It's chilly, darling,
and you're sweating bullets.
2378
01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:17,954
What can I say? I'm...
2379
01:46:18,831 --> 01:46:20,498
I'm a drug addict.
2380
01:46:20,624 --> 01:46:21,958
I really am.
2381
01:46:23,002 --> 01:46:24,753
Cocaine, pills,
2382
01:46:25,254 --> 01:46:27,672
whatever it is, I'll fucking do it.
2383
01:46:28,215 --> 01:46:29,924
Now that's the truth.
2384
01:46:30,009 --> 01:46:31,259
I mean...
2385
01:46:31,343 --> 01:46:32,719
I'm a sex addict, too.
2386
01:46:33,637 --> 01:46:36,056
Well, there are worse things
to be addicted to than sex.
2387
01:46:37,349 --> 01:46:39,726
Jesus, why am I telling you all this?
Why am I...
2388
01:46:39,810 --> 01:46:41,436
I'm sorry.
2389
01:46:42,188 --> 01:46:44,397
Because I'm very easy to talk to.
2390
01:46:44,774 --> 01:46:47,484
You are. You are easy to talk to.
2391
01:46:48,652 --> 01:46:50,070
I suppose it's...
2392
01:46:50,154 --> 01:46:51,571
Just my job, you know.
2393
01:46:52,823 --> 01:46:54,783
All these people dependent on me.
2394
01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:57,577
Tens of millions of dollars
at stake, you know.
2395
01:46:57,661 --> 01:46:59,370
Sometimes I feel like I...
2396
01:46:59,455 --> 01:47:02,624
I've bitten off more than
I can chew, you know.
2397
01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:05,126
You're a man with large appetites.
2398
01:47:05,294 --> 01:47:06,377
Yeah.
2399
01:47:08,089 --> 01:47:10,006
Is she fucking hitting on me?
2400
01:47:10,341 --> 01:47:11,382
Yeah.
2401
01:47:11,509 --> 01:47:12,801
Yeah, I am.
2402
01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:18,515
I suppose I put that
on myself though, right?
2403
01:47:18,849 --> 01:47:20,391
My decision.
2404
01:47:20,893 --> 01:47:22,352
It's just hard to...
2405
01:47:22,436 --> 01:47:26,356
Hard to learn to control
the anxiety sometimes, you know?
2406
01:47:26,941 --> 01:47:28,483
You know, to...
2407
01:47:28,692 --> 01:47:31,361
Learn to relax and let go and...
2408
01:47:32,363 --> 01:47:34,364
To release the tension.
2409
01:47:35,407 --> 01:47:36,866
She is hitting on me.
2410
01:47:37,827 --> 01:47:39,244
Holy shit!
2411
01:47:39,537 --> 01:47:41,788
Yeah, to release the tension.
2412
01:47:45,626 --> 01:47:47,377
I suppose we...
2413
01:47:47,920 --> 01:47:50,255
We all just need to learn...
2414
01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:54,175
Learn to do what
comes naturally in life, you know?
2415
01:47:56,095 --> 01:47:58,555
Is he fucking hitting on me?
2416
01:48:04,770 --> 01:48:06,437
Stability, dear.
2417
01:48:06,522 --> 01:48:07,939
Family.
2418
01:48:14,572 --> 01:48:16,739
You take care of my niece, my love.
2419
01:48:16,824 --> 01:48:19,367
I'll take care of everything over here.
2420
01:48:20,327 --> 01:48:21,411
Deal.
2421
01:48:23,956 --> 01:48:26,124
Come on! There you go.
2422
01:48:28,169 --> 01:48:31,421
We had, literally, a fuckload of money.
2423
01:48:31,922 --> 01:48:33,923
Aunt Emma could never
carry all this by herself.
2424
01:48:34,758 --> 01:48:38,428
So I thought to myself,
who else has a European passport?
2425
01:48:38,596 --> 01:48:40,513
Brad, you're making this
too fucking tight!
2426
01:48:40,598 --> 01:48:43,391
Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
2427
01:48:43,475 --> 01:48:45,685
spent his winters in the south of France,
2428
01:48:45,769 --> 01:48:47,812
which is where
he met his wife, Chantalle,
2429
01:48:47,897 --> 01:48:50,773
a stripper of Slovenian origin
2430
01:48:50,941 --> 01:48:52,358
born, in of all places,
2431
01:48:52,943 --> 01:48:54,444
Switzerland.
2432
01:48:58,616 --> 01:49:00,283
Well, this is fucked.
2433
01:49:01,327 --> 01:49:02,785
No shit.
2434
01:49:06,290 --> 01:49:08,750
Like, this will take her like 50 trips.
2435
01:49:08,834 --> 01:49:10,043
I know.
2436
01:49:13,756 --> 01:49:14,964
Let me ask you something?
2437
01:49:15,090 --> 01:49:17,675
What about her family? Right?
2438
01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:20,428
I mean, they all got
Swiss passports, right.
2439
01:49:20,512 --> 01:49:22,388
She's got parents,
she's got a brother, right?
2440
01:49:22,473 --> 01:49:24,390
The brother's got a wife.
That's five fucking people.
2441
01:49:24,475 --> 01:49:26,392
Six, seven trips, boom, right?
2442
01:49:26,477 --> 01:49:28,061
They're all fucking
Swiss nitwits like her.
2443
01:49:28,145 --> 01:49:29,395
- They'll do it.
- We could do that.
2444
01:49:29,480 --> 01:49:31,940
At least I have a family,
you crooked-nose fuck!
2445
01:49:32,024 --> 01:49:34,859
Hey, don't forget about my money.
2446
01:49:36,654 --> 01:49:37,737
I'm sorry, what's that?
2447
01:49:37,821 --> 01:49:39,280
Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
He's got some...
2448
01:49:39,365 --> 01:49:41,407
- He's got some money.
- My money.
2449
01:49:41,784 --> 01:49:43,993
I got a couple of mil
coming in like a week.
2450
01:49:44,078 --> 01:49:46,663
When it gets in, I'll give you a call,
you come pick it up.
2451
01:49:49,291 --> 01:49:50,708
You give me a call?
2452
01:49:52,336 --> 01:49:55,588
When it gets here, I'll give you a call
and you'll come pick it up.
2453
01:49:55,673 --> 01:49:57,465
Well, we don't fucking
work for you, man!
2454
01:49:58,008 --> 01:50:00,969
Sweetheart,
you have my money taped to your tits.
2455
01:50:01,053 --> 01:50:03,054
Okay? Technically, you do work for me.
2456
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:07,684
Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
2457
01:50:07,935 --> 01:50:09,435
If I fucking do this,
I'm telling you right now,
2458
01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:10,478
I ain't going to him, okay.
2459
01:50:10,562 --> 01:50:11,604
- I'm not a fucking shvartze.
- I got it.
2460
01:50:11,689 --> 01:50:12,981
I don't do fucking pickups, all right?
2461
01:50:13,065 --> 01:50:14,107
- I got it.
- Well, listen to me.
2462
01:50:14,191 --> 01:50:15,775
We meet someplace that I fucking say.
2463
01:50:15,859 --> 01:50:17,235
And you tell that fucking piece of shit,
2464
01:50:17,319 --> 01:50:18,486
- he comes correct.
- I will.
2465
01:50:18,570 --> 01:50:20,863
He comes in all fucking loopy
and fucked up, I swear to God
2466
01:50:20,948 --> 01:50:22,782
I'll mash that douchebag's teeth in.
2467
01:50:22,866 --> 01:50:24,617
You're gonna mash
whose fucking teeth in?
2468
01:50:24,702 --> 01:50:26,411
Whose fucking teeth
are you gonna mash in?
2469
01:50:26,495 --> 01:50:28,788
I put the money on that
fucking table! Not you!
2470
01:50:28,872 --> 01:50:30,707
I'm the reason
we have this whole fucking deal!
2471
01:50:30,791 --> 01:50:32,792
- He's got a gun, you fucking idiot!
- Fuck his gun!
2472
01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:34,252
I put that money in there!
2473
01:50:34,336 --> 01:50:35,712
You know what?
You're a fucking pill dealer.
2474
01:50:35,796 --> 01:50:38,089
I got five more just like you, bro.
2475
01:50:38,173 --> 01:50:39,882
Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit!
2476
01:50:39,967 --> 01:50:41,718
You know what else?
You dress like shit!
2477
01:50:41,802 --> 01:50:42,802
So fuck you!
2478
01:50:42,886 --> 01:50:44,637
- Fucking motherfucker!
- Oh! Jesus!
2479
01:50:44,722 --> 01:50:46,556
How about that, faggot?
Who's a faggot?
2480
01:50:46,682 --> 01:50:48,474
You okay? Hey, pal.
2481
01:50:51,186 --> 01:50:53,980
The next day,
Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
2482
01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,399
Two million in cash in her carry-on,
2483
01:50:56,483 --> 01:50:59,444
which in the big picture
was a drop in the Swiss bucket.
2484
01:51:00,696 --> 01:51:01,988
'Cause the following month,
2485
01:51:02,072 --> 01:51:03,948
over the course of six round trips,
2486
01:51:04,033 --> 01:51:08,077
Chantalle's family and friends
smuggled in over 20 million in cash
2487
01:51:08,162 --> 01:51:09,912
without even a hiccup.
2488
01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:16,836
- And I have some more.
- Really?
2489
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:18,129
- Here.
- Oh, thank you.
2490
01:51:18,213 --> 01:51:19,339
And here.
2491
01:51:19,423 --> 01:51:21,424
- Welcome.
- Welcome.
2492
01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,760
Yeah, like four bags of it.
2493
01:51:25,387 --> 01:51:27,722
Are you Swiss-Slovakian
or Swiss-Slovenian?
2494
01:51:27,806 --> 01:51:29,349
- Slovenian.
- Slovenian?
2495
01:51:29,433 --> 01:51:30,641
Who cares. You're blonde.
2496
01:51:30,726 --> 01:51:31,726
Oh, stop.
2497
01:51:52,581 --> 01:51:53,706
Shit.
2498
01:51:53,791 --> 01:51:55,041
Just put the fucking car in park,
2499
01:51:55,125 --> 01:51:56,918
you dumb fucking idiot!
2500
01:51:58,462 --> 01:52:00,088
I can't close this briefcase.
2501
01:52:00,172 --> 01:52:01,547
One fucking day.
2502
01:52:01,632 --> 01:52:03,591
One fucking day,
you couldn't keep it together?
2503
01:52:03,675 --> 01:52:05,259
I'm fucked up, Brad.
2504
01:52:05,803 --> 01:52:08,429
- Gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Fucked up.
2505
01:52:13,268 --> 01:52:14,769
- It's a joke.
- It's a joke?
2506
01:52:14,853 --> 01:52:16,813
- I'm sober.
- Jesus fucking Christ!
2507
01:52:16,897 --> 01:52:17,897
It's a fucking joke.
2508
01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:19,565
- Are you fucking stupid?
- I'm not stupid.
2509
01:52:19,650 --> 01:52:21,109
You fucking drive in here
like a fucking maniac,
2510
01:52:21,193 --> 01:52:23,027
you know the attention that
that fucking draws?
2511
01:52:23,112 --> 01:52:25,780
- I'm not stupid. I'm smart.
- Smart?
2512
01:52:25,864 --> 01:52:27,949
- I make million-dollar deals.
- That right?
2513
01:52:28,033 --> 01:52:30,410
With smart important people,
unlike you.
2514
01:52:30,494 --> 01:52:34,372
People who don't sucker-punch people
when they're scared. Okay?
2515
01:52:34,456 --> 01:52:35,832
- I'm scared, huh?
- And by the way,
2516
01:52:35,916 --> 01:52:36,916
I haven't gotten an apology yet for that.
2517
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:38,042
You want an apology, okay.
2518
01:52:38,127 --> 01:52:39,544
I check my fucking messages every day
2519
01:52:39,628 --> 01:52:40,586
- when I come home from work.
- Did you?
2520
01:52:40,671 --> 01:52:41,921
- My answering machine. Zero.
- Didn't get one, huh?
2521
01:52:42,005 --> 01:52:43,047
I got a blinking light,
2522
01:52:43,132 --> 01:52:44,424
because I don't have shit from you.
2523
01:52:44,508 --> 01:52:45,716
You know what, you got
a big fucking mouth, okay?
2524
01:52:45,801 --> 01:52:47,051
I got my wife checking the messages
2525
01:52:47,136 --> 01:52:49,137
every 45 minutes
calling the office, saying,
2526
01:52:49,221 --> 01:52:50,430
"Has Brad apologized yet?
2527
01:52:50,514 --> 01:52:52,515
"Is there an apology message
on the machine?"
2528
01:52:52,599 --> 01:52:54,142
I don't have jack shit. You know what?
2529
01:52:54,226 --> 01:52:55,643
That's not how you treat people.
2530
01:52:55,727 --> 01:52:56,769
You got a big fucking mouth, you know.
2531
01:52:56,854 --> 01:52:58,521
I'm gonna give you a fucking pass.
Just give me the case.
2532
01:52:58,605 --> 01:53:00,815
You're gonna give me a pass?
2533
01:53:00,899 --> 01:53:02,483
Look, it's a figure of fucking speech.
2534
01:53:02,568 --> 01:53:04,527
Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville
2535
01:53:04,611 --> 01:53:05,903
came down from Fucksville
to give me a pass!
2536
01:53:05,988 --> 01:53:06,988
From Fucksville, huh?
2537
01:53:07,072 --> 01:53:08,948
Hey, what are the citizens
of Fucksville doing today
2538
01:53:09,032 --> 01:53:10,491
when their Emperor's gone?
2539
01:53:10,576 --> 01:53:12,118
Is it mayhem?
2540
01:53:12,202 --> 01:53:13,995
Are people looting and raping?
2541
01:53:14,079 --> 01:53:16,080
What are all the little fuckheads
doing while you're here?
2542
01:53:16,165 --> 01:53:17,582
Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag.
2543
01:53:17,666 --> 01:53:18,958
You back the fuck up.
2544
01:53:19,042 --> 01:53:22,503
I'll cause the biggest fucking scene
that I've ever caused in my life
2545
01:53:22,588 --> 01:53:24,338
if you come at me again.
2546
01:53:24,423 --> 01:53:26,007
- You know what?
- Just fucking keep it down.
2547
01:53:26,091 --> 01:53:27,300
I got...
2548
01:53:27,384 --> 01:53:31,971
I don't wanna be out of line or anything,
but I think you like, like me. Like you...
2549
01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:33,514
Like when you come at me...
2550
01:53:33,599 --> 01:53:34,682
What's the matter with you?
What the fuck is...
2551
01:53:34,766 --> 01:53:36,184
...and you look at me.
I swear I just noticed it.
2552
01:53:36,268 --> 01:53:37,977
You have like a fucking, like...
2553
01:53:38,061 --> 01:53:40,062
Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle.
2554
01:53:40,147 --> 01:53:41,606
Are you trying to kiss me, bro?
2555
01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,274
Jesus fucking Christ.
2556
01:53:43,358 --> 01:53:45,318
- What's with you?
- I have a... I don't know.
2557
01:53:45,402 --> 01:53:47,111
- It's not a homophobic thing.
- All right...
2558
01:53:47,196 --> 01:53:48,905
You're just not the one for me, pal.
2559
01:53:48,989 --> 01:53:50,114
You know what I mean? It's not...
2560
01:53:50,199 --> 01:53:52,116
- It's not about that for me, you know.
- I've heard enough.
2561
01:53:52,201 --> 01:53:54,619
Please, I'm begging,
give me the fucking case.
2562
01:53:54,703 --> 01:53:56,078
- I'm gonna give you the case.
- Give me the case.
2563
01:53:56,163 --> 01:53:57,538
- You gotta do me one favor.
- What's that?
2564
01:53:57,623 --> 01:54:00,917
You gotta take this case,
you gotta drive straight home,
2565
01:54:01,001 --> 01:54:04,504
need you to open up the briefcase,
and you take out every single dollar.
2566
01:54:04,588 --> 01:54:06,547
Don't leave one dollar
inside the briefcase.
2567
01:54:06,632 --> 01:54:07,757
And once you have it all
2568
01:54:07,841 --> 01:54:09,634
neatly organized outside the briefcase,
2569
01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:12,011
I need you to take it
and I need you to shove it right up
2570
01:54:12,095 --> 01:54:14,180
your wife's Latvian cunt,
you understand?
2571
01:54:14,264 --> 01:54:15,932
- My fucking wife!
- Chill! Chill, bro.
2572
01:54:16,016 --> 01:54:17,475
Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit!
2573
01:54:17,559 --> 01:54:18,601
How about now?
2574
01:54:18,769 --> 01:54:20,144
- Go, go!
- Fuck!
2575
01:54:21,897 --> 01:54:23,606
Motherfuck! You're fucking dead!
2576
01:54:23,690 --> 01:54:25,358
Stop! Don't move! Don't move!
2577
01:54:25,442 --> 01:54:28,277
Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away!
2578
01:54:28,695 --> 01:54:30,863
Drop the case!
Put your hands in the air!
2579
01:54:30,948 --> 01:54:32,073
Get down.
2580
01:54:32,866 --> 01:54:34,617
Get down on your knees!
Get down on your knees!
2581
01:54:35,327 --> 01:54:39,830
Motherfucker!
2582
01:54:49,007 --> 01:54:52,218
Jordan, do I have a surprise for you!
2583
01:54:52,469 --> 01:54:55,054
- What's that?
- Twenty real Lemmons.
2584
01:54:55,138 --> 01:54:56,305
Retired pharmacist's client of mine,
2585
01:54:56,390 --> 01:54:57,557
they've been in the safe for 15 years.
2586
01:54:57,641 --> 01:54:59,100
Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons?
2587
01:55:00,352 --> 01:55:02,228
They're gonna knock us
on our fucking heads.
2588
01:55:02,312 --> 01:55:07,233
When it comes to Quaaludes,
the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail.
2589
01:55:07,317 --> 01:55:08,818
- Can you believe it?
- Oh, my God.
2590
01:55:08,902 --> 01:55:10,361
I thought they were like a myth.
2591
01:55:10,445 --> 01:55:12,321
Three times as powerful
as anything available today.
2592
01:55:12,406 --> 01:55:13,447
Look at these babies.
2593
01:55:13,532 --> 01:55:16,117
Boy, Donnie really knew
how to celebrate.
2594
01:55:16,201 --> 01:55:18,286
He said he was saving these
for a special occasion.
2595
01:55:18,370 --> 01:55:20,955
Like a birthday, or being clap free,
2596
01:55:21,039 --> 01:55:24,000
or our money arriving
safely in Switzerland.
2597
01:55:27,421 --> 01:55:28,671
So that night,
2598
01:55:28,755 --> 01:55:30,590
I cleared my schedule and I rid my body
2599
01:55:30,674 --> 01:55:33,175
of anything that could fuck with my high.
2600
01:55:33,885 --> 01:55:35,678
It was celebration time.
2601
01:55:36,263 --> 01:55:37,430
Okay.
2602
01:55:37,514 --> 01:55:39,015
Start off with one, see how it goes?
2603
01:55:39,099 --> 01:55:40,850
My guy says all we'll need is one.
2604
01:55:40,934 --> 01:55:42,351
Here you go.
2605
01:55:43,061 --> 01:55:44,729
- Salud!
- Cheers.
2606
01:55:44,813 --> 01:55:47,607
Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down.
2607
01:55:49,359 --> 01:55:50,610
Steve! Steve!
2608
01:55:50,694 --> 01:55:51,944
I gotta get out of here!
2609
01:55:52,029 --> 01:55:53,904
Carl, I think I got it figured out.
2610
01:55:53,989 --> 01:55:57,700
It must be one pull for up
and two pulls for down.
2611
01:55:57,784 --> 01:55:59,035
Okay.
2612
01:56:07,377 --> 01:56:09,170
Do you feel anything?
2613
01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:13,007
No.
2614
01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,553
It's been 35 minutes.
2615
01:56:20,057 --> 01:56:23,601
Maybe we've built up a tolerance
after all these years, huh?
2616
01:56:36,740 --> 01:56:38,157
This is bullshit!
2617
01:56:38,241 --> 01:56:41,410
My metabolism's pumping.
I can't feel shit!
2618
01:56:41,495 --> 01:56:42,662
They're old.
2619
01:56:42,746 --> 01:56:44,914
You think they lost their potency, huh?
2620
01:56:44,998 --> 01:56:46,624
Check the bottle!
2621
01:56:49,461 --> 01:56:50,878
January '81.
2622
01:56:50,962 --> 01:56:52,046
They're fucking duds.
2623
01:56:52,130 --> 01:56:53,172
Fuck!
2624
01:56:53,256 --> 01:56:54,340
Let's take...
2625
01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:55,925
Let's take two more each.
2626
01:56:57,886 --> 01:57:00,429
- Jordan.
- Yeah, baby.
2627
01:57:04,101 --> 01:57:05,810
What are you two retards doing?
2628
01:57:05,894 --> 01:57:06,977
We're working out, honey.
2629
01:57:07,437 --> 01:57:09,021
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
2630
01:57:09,106 --> 01:57:10,106
Okay.
2631
01:57:10,190 --> 01:57:12,108
- Okay?
- Okay.
2632
01:57:13,610 --> 01:57:15,152
Hey, Bo, what's going on?
2633
01:57:15,237 --> 01:57:16,362
Jordan, listen to me clearly.
2634
01:57:16,446 --> 01:57:19,031
I cannot talk to you on this phone,
I have to talk to you.
2635
01:57:19,116 --> 01:57:20,616
Get out of here. What's going on?
2636
01:57:20,701 --> 01:57:24,036
Listen to me!
Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
2637
01:57:24,121 --> 01:57:25,788
and then call me from a pay phone.
2638
01:57:25,872 --> 01:57:27,832
This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
2639
01:57:27,916 --> 01:57:29,542
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
2640
01:57:30,043 --> 01:57:31,377
- Shit.
- What'd he say?
2641
01:57:31,461 --> 01:57:32,837
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
2642
01:57:32,921 --> 01:57:34,880
- I gotta go!
- Is everything okay, Jordan?
2643
01:57:45,308 --> 01:57:47,059
The closest pay phone I could get to
2644
01:57:47,144 --> 01:57:49,437
was at the Brookville Country Club.
2645
01:57:50,105 --> 01:57:52,064
It was a real WASP stronghold,
2646
01:57:52,149 --> 01:57:54,734
just a mile down the road
from my house.
2647
01:58:04,202 --> 01:58:05,619
Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me.
What's going on?
2648
01:58:05,704 --> 01:58:06,746
I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
2649
01:58:06,830 --> 01:58:07,955
Listen to me carefully.
2650
01:58:08,039 --> 01:58:11,792
Please. Your little friend there, Brad,
your little buddy, he's in jail.
2651
01:58:12,461 --> 01:58:13,753
What the fuck's he in jail for?
2652
01:58:13,837 --> 01:58:15,296
- What'd he do?
- I don't know what he did.
2653
01:58:15,380 --> 01:58:16,714
My friends in Long Island told me
2654
01:58:16,798 --> 01:58:19,008
he got picked up
in some fucking shopping mall.
2655
01:58:19,092 --> 01:58:20,092
He got locked up by...
2656
01:58:20,177 --> 01:58:22,428
Wait, wait. Did you...
Did you say a shopping mall?
2657
01:58:22,512 --> 01:58:23,804
- Yeah.
- He was with Donnie.
2658
01:58:23,889 --> 01:58:25,264
He was supposed
to deliver some money,
2659
01:58:25,348 --> 01:58:26,891
- then that fucking fat piece of shit...
- Listen to me!
2660
01:58:26,975 --> 01:58:27,975
I gotta go fucking talk to him right now!
2661
01:58:28,059 --> 01:58:29,977
Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me.
2662
01:58:30,061 --> 01:58:32,688
That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy,
2663
01:58:32,773 --> 01:58:35,065
somebody told me
he's got your phones tapped.
2664
01:58:35,150 --> 01:58:36,650
Your office and your home.
2665
01:58:36,735 --> 01:58:38,444
Don't talk on the motherfucking phone!
2666
01:58:38,528 --> 01:58:40,446
Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it.
2667
01:58:40,906 --> 01:58:42,031
Jordan.
2668
01:58:42,574 --> 01:58:46,368
You didn't try to bribe
this fucking FBI agent, did you?
2669
01:58:46,453 --> 01:58:48,496
No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent.
2670
01:58:48,580 --> 01:58:50,122
You think I'm that fucking stupid? No.
2671
01:58:50,207 --> 01:58:52,082
What the fuck did you say?
I can't understand you.
2672
01:58:52,167 --> 01:58:53,334
Say that again.
2673
01:58:53,418 --> 01:58:56,212
I said...
2674
01:58:56,880 --> 01:58:58,798
What the fuck are you saying?
2675
01:58:59,382 --> 01:59:00,382
I said...
2676
01:59:00,467 --> 01:59:01,926
Are you fucking high?
2677
01:59:04,554 --> 01:59:07,181
Jordan, are you fucking high?
2678
01:59:08,016 --> 01:59:10,142
Jordan, do me a favor,
stay where you are.
2679
01:59:10,227 --> 01:59:11,852
Don't get behind the wheel of the car.
2680
01:59:11,937 --> 01:59:13,479
I'm gonna send Rocco over
to pick you up.
2681
01:59:13,563 --> 01:59:14,814
Jordan! Jordan!
2682
01:59:14,898 --> 01:59:17,149
After 15 years in storage,
2683
01:59:17,234 --> 01:59:20,194
the Lemmons had
developed a delayed fuse.
2684
01:59:20,278 --> 01:59:22,947
It took 90 minutes for
these little fuckers to kick in.
2685
01:59:23,031 --> 01:59:24,406
But once they did...
2686
01:59:25,951 --> 01:59:27,493
I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase
2687
01:59:27,577 --> 01:59:29,495
and went straight to the drool phase.
2688
01:59:29,579 --> 01:59:31,539
Tell me where you are!
Don't fucking drive...
2689
01:59:31,623 --> 01:59:33,541
These little bastards were so strong,
2690
01:59:33,625 --> 01:59:35,668
I discovered a whole new phase.
2691
01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,795
The cerebral palsy phase.
2692
01:59:40,090 --> 01:59:42,091
Come on, stand up!
2693
01:59:46,054 --> 01:59:47,972
Okay, walking's out.
2694
01:59:48,932 --> 01:59:51,809
All right, think, think.
What else is there?
2695
01:59:52,644 --> 01:59:56,355
Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar!
2696
02:00:28,013 --> 02:00:30,973
Fuck! The kid makes it look
so goddamn easy!
2697
02:00:38,023 --> 02:00:40,399
Think, you motherfucker, think!
2698
02:00:40,483 --> 02:00:41,817
Yes!
2699
02:00:41,902 --> 02:00:43,986
I got it! I've got it!
2700
02:00:44,404 --> 02:00:46,572
I can roll! I can roll!
2701
02:02:08,905 --> 02:02:13,075
Jordan.
2702
02:02:13,451 --> 02:02:15,119
Oh, Jesus. Where are you?
2703
02:02:15,203 --> 02:02:16,662
I'm at a country club!
2704
02:02:16,746 --> 02:02:17,788
What?
2705
02:02:17,872 --> 02:02:20,708
I'm at a country club!
2706
02:02:20,792 --> 02:02:22,126
I don't know what
the fuck you're saying.
2707
02:02:22,210 --> 02:02:23,460
Look, you need to get home.
2708
02:02:23,545 --> 02:02:26,171
Donnie is out of control!
He's on the other line
2709
02:02:26,256 --> 02:02:28,132
with some Swiss guy. I don't know...
2710
02:02:28,216 --> 02:02:29,216
What?
2711
02:02:29,300 --> 02:02:32,261
Get him off the phone!
2712
02:02:32,595 --> 02:02:35,347
I can't understand you!
2713
02:02:35,432 --> 02:02:36,682
Get him
2714
02:02:36,766 --> 02:02:37,808
off
2715
02:02:37,892 --> 02:02:39,018
the phone!
2716
02:02:39,102 --> 02:02:40,352
I don't know what the fuck
you're saying, Jordan.
2717
02:02:40,437 --> 02:02:41,770
Can you just get home? Hurry!
2718
02:02:51,614 --> 02:02:53,741
I was less than a mile from home.
2719
02:02:53,825 --> 02:02:56,535
I drove as slow as I fucking could.
2720
02:02:56,619 --> 02:02:58,620
I'd seen Jell-O move faster.
2721
02:02:58,705 --> 02:03:01,123
I was gonna give you two million.
2722
02:03:01,291 --> 02:03:03,834
I's gonna be lates.
2723
02:03:04,502 --> 02:03:06,086
You ate two million?
2724
02:03:07,005 --> 02:03:08,255
Later.
2725
02:03:08,339 --> 02:03:09,465
Get off the phone.
2726
02:03:09,549 --> 02:03:11,050
Get off the fucking phone! Idiot!
2727
02:03:12,427 --> 02:03:14,511
Get out of the way, asshole!
2728
02:03:17,182 --> 02:03:18,432
You hate two million?
2729
02:03:18,516 --> 02:03:20,017
No, you don't hate two million, Donnie.
2730
02:03:22,562 --> 02:03:25,439
By some miracle, I made it home alive,
2731
02:03:25,523 --> 02:03:27,816
not a scratch on me or the car.
2732
02:03:37,243 --> 02:03:38,327
Jordan?
2733
02:03:38,828 --> 02:03:41,413
Jesus fucking Christ!
2734
02:03:41,498 --> 02:03:42,998
What did you take?
2735
02:03:43,083 --> 02:03:44,374
What's wrong with you?
2736
02:03:44,459 --> 02:03:45,459
Jor!
2737
02:03:45,543 --> 02:03:47,920
It's fucking good, right?
2738
02:03:48,004 --> 02:03:49,338
Fucked up!
2739
02:03:50,673 --> 02:03:52,508
Get off the phone!
2740
02:03:55,553 --> 02:03:57,763
What the fuck, Jordan?
2741
02:03:57,847 --> 02:03:59,431
Your daughter's in the house!
2742
02:03:59,516 --> 02:04:00,599
I hope you know that!
2743
02:04:00,683 --> 02:04:02,017
Your fucking daughter's in the house!
2744
02:04:02,519 --> 02:04:03,852
Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie.
2745
02:04:04,062 --> 02:04:06,480
Get off the phone!
2746
02:04:07,649 --> 02:04:08,607
Jesus Christ, Jordan.
2747
02:04:08,691 --> 02:04:10,359
The FBI!
2748
02:04:11,694 --> 02:04:12,945
Hey!
2749
02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,364
I'm on phone!
2750
02:04:15,573 --> 02:04:17,950
Get off the fucking phone!
2751
02:04:19,702 --> 02:04:21,703
- Come here!
...the phone.
2752
02:04:23,790 --> 02:04:26,917
Come on. We're gonna
go upstairs, all right.
2753
02:04:31,798 --> 02:04:33,298
I'm on the phone!
2754
02:04:33,383 --> 02:04:34,716
On the phone!
2755
02:04:34,801 --> 02:04:36,885
I know what you did,
2756
02:04:37,387 --> 02:04:38,804
you piece of shit!
2757
02:04:38,888 --> 02:04:40,597
What? What?
2758
02:04:40,682 --> 02:04:46,895
Brad!
2759
02:04:46,980 --> 02:04:49,398
You fucking cocksucker!
2760
02:04:53,736 --> 02:04:55,612
What did you do,
2761
02:04:55,697 --> 02:04:57,489
you piece of shit?
2762
02:04:57,574 --> 02:04:58,991
Fuck you!
2763
02:05:00,243 --> 02:05:04,788
I wanna fucking kill you!
2764
02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:07,082
I got you!
2765
02:05:31,649 --> 02:05:33,567
What the fuck happened?
2766
02:05:34,027 --> 02:05:35,277
Oh, shit!
2767
02:05:35,361 --> 02:05:37,237
Jordan? Jordan, are you all right?
2768
02:05:37,405 --> 02:05:38,989
Donnie? Donnie?
2769
02:05:39,324 --> 02:05:40,407
Donnie?
2770
02:05:40,491 --> 02:05:41,825
Jordan, he's not breathing.
2771
02:05:41,910 --> 02:05:43,702
Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do.
2772
02:05:43,786 --> 02:05:45,037
Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do!
2773
02:05:45,121 --> 02:05:46,455
I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan.
2774
02:05:48,499 --> 02:05:51,043
Oh, my God, I think he's choking,
Jordan. Do something.
2775
02:05:51,127 --> 02:05:52,878
- Oh, God.
- Baby, I got you!
2776
02:05:53,463 --> 02:05:56,340
He's not breathing, Jordan.
You gotta do something!
2777
02:05:57,258 --> 02:05:59,551
Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
2778
02:06:01,471 --> 02:06:02,804
I got you.
2779
02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:23,742
Step aside!
2780
02:06:23,993 --> 02:06:27,287
Oh, God!
2781
02:06:27,664 --> 02:06:29,414
Move aside, baby.
2782
02:06:36,381 --> 02:06:38,173
Come on! Come on!
2783
02:06:38,258 --> 02:06:39,466
Come on!
2784
02:06:44,013 --> 02:06:46,682
Jordan, he's not breathing.
You gotta do something.
2785
02:06:47,725 --> 02:06:49,768
Jordan, he's a father!
He's got fucking kids!
2786
02:06:49,852 --> 02:06:51,520
- Do something!
- Yeah?
2787
02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,277
Rocco, you gotta get over here.
2788
02:06:58,361 --> 02:07:00,279
- Come on.
- Call an ambulance!
2789
02:07:00,363 --> 02:07:01,530
I don't fucking know!
2790
02:07:01,614 --> 02:07:03,365
Just get over here! Call 911.
2791
02:07:11,416 --> 02:07:12,416
Yeah.
2792
02:07:13,960 --> 02:07:16,295
You all right? He's all right.
2793
02:07:29,475 --> 02:07:33,979
Mr. Belfort?
2794
02:07:36,649 --> 02:07:39,568
Get the fuck out of here. Fuck.
2795
02:07:39,652 --> 02:07:42,154
Sir, we need to ask you some questions.
2796
02:07:42,822 --> 02:07:44,781
Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you.
2797
02:07:44,866 --> 02:07:45,991
Come on, get up.
2798
02:07:46,075 --> 02:07:47,617
Get the fuck out of my house.
2799
02:07:49,412 --> 02:07:51,121
- Let's go.
- I've been here all night.
2800
02:07:51,205 --> 02:07:52,706
I been sitting here all night.
2801
02:07:52,790 --> 02:07:54,166
What the fuck are you talking about?
2802
02:07:54,250 --> 02:07:56,209
- Where you taking him?
- Where you taking me?
2803
02:07:56,294 --> 02:07:57,377
Where you taking him?
2804
02:07:57,462 --> 02:07:58,503
You ain't got no warrant.
2805
02:07:58,588 --> 02:07:59,880
Just come up
in people's house like that!
2806
02:08:01,049 --> 02:08:03,342
Did you drive your car tonight,
Mr. Belfort?
2807
02:08:04,927 --> 02:08:05,969
Well?
2808
02:08:09,265 --> 02:08:10,640
Wow!
2809
02:08:10,933 --> 02:08:12,726
Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.
2810
02:08:27,867 --> 02:08:30,243
Get out of the fucking way!
2811
02:08:32,205 --> 02:08:33,455
Fuck!
2812
02:08:39,087 --> 02:08:42,714
Did you drive that car tonight?
2813
02:08:43,841 --> 02:08:45,967
- Yeah.
- Yeah, right.
2814
02:08:46,052 --> 02:08:47,844
I'm a family man!
2815
02:08:47,929 --> 02:08:49,679
Family man. Honey!
2816
02:08:49,764 --> 02:08:51,723
It was a miracle I wasn't killed,
2817
02:08:51,808 --> 02:08:54,810
or that I didn't kill anybody else.
2818
02:08:54,894 --> 02:08:58,063
The cops took me in for questioning,
but they couldn't charge me.
2819
02:08:58,147 --> 02:09:00,565
They had no proof
I was even behind the wheel.
2820
02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:01,733
Meanwhile,
2821
02:09:01,818 --> 02:09:03,902
Brad did three months
in jail for contempt
2822
02:09:03,986 --> 02:09:06,571
because he wouldn't rat Donnie out.
2823
02:09:06,656 --> 02:09:09,366
The result, I was scot-free.
2824
02:09:09,450 --> 02:09:11,827
But I had eyes on me like never before.
2825
02:09:11,911 --> 02:09:13,578
You're a lucky man, Jordan.
2826
02:09:13,663 --> 02:09:16,581
You're lucky to be alive,
let alone not in jail.
2827
02:09:16,666 --> 02:09:18,250
You know I don't believe in luck, right?
2828
02:09:18,334 --> 02:09:19,668
But it's time.
2829
02:09:19,752 --> 02:09:22,003
Please, let me call the SEC
and cut a deal
2830
02:09:22,088 --> 02:09:24,005
before your luck runs out.
2831
02:09:24,090 --> 02:09:25,674
Wave to Daddy.
2832
02:09:25,758 --> 02:09:26,842
Hey.
2833
02:09:26,926 --> 02:09:28,427
Hey, sweetie.
2834
02:09:33,641 --> 02:09:36,935
What kind of terms
would you be talking about if I...
2835
02:09:37,019 --> 02:09:38,228
I don't know.
2836
02:09:38,312 --> 02:09:41,273
You plead guilty to a handful
of securities violations,
2837
02:09:41,357 --> 02:09:44,401
stock manipulation,
high-pressure sales tactics.
2838
02:09:44,485 --> 02:09:47,279
Ticky-tack shit like that, you know.
2839
02:09:47,363 --> 02:09:49,322
You pay a couple
million dollars in fines,
2840
02:09:49,407 --> 02:09:52,367
in exchange, the SEC
fucks off till the end of time.
2841
02:09:54,704 --> 02:09:56,329
And Stratton?
2842
02:09:56,831 --> 02:09:58,707
What happens to Stratton?
2843
02:09:58,791 --> 02:10:01,626
There's no way... I mean...
You got to walk away. Right?
2844
02:10:01,711 --> 02:10:02,836
Let Donnie be in charge.
2845
02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:04,546
Right. Donnie.
2846
02:10:05,256 --> 02:10:07,424
Now the FBI is
another animal completely.
2847
02:10:07,508 --> 02:10:09,301
They'll still be pursuing you
for criminal wrongdoing.
2848
02:10:09,385 --> 02:10:12,137
However, with you
stepping down voluntarily,
2849
02:10:12,221 --> 02:10:14,139
my guess is that
your best friend Agent Denham
2850
02:10:14,223 --> 02:10:16,558
will be standing around
with his dick in his hand.
2851
02:10:17,685 --> 02:10:18,977
Jordan.
2852
02:10:19,061 --> 02:10:20,979
What do you have to think about?
2853
02:10:21,063 --> 02:10:22,647
You beat them.
2854
02:10:22,732 --> 02:10:23,857
You won!
2855
02:10:23,941 --> 02:10:25,567
God knows you never
have to work again.
2856
02:10:25,651 --> 02:10:27,652
What're you gonna do?
Spend the rest of your life in jail?
2857
02:10:27,737 --> 02:10:28,820
- Is that what you want?
- No.
2858
02:10:28,905 --> 02:10:29,946
- Of course not.
- Okay.
2859
02:10:30,031 --> 02:10:32,073
Okay! You got
all the money in the world.
2860
02:10:32,158 --> 02:10:33,742
You need everybody else's money?
2861
02:10:33,826 --> 02:10:35,243
- Of course not, Pops.
- Well?
2862
02:10:35,328 --> 02:10:37,662
- You know, I built it.
- I know you built it.
2863
02:10:37,747 --> 02:10:39,456
You built it, so now preserve it.
2864
02:11:10,696 --> 02:11:12,113
You know,
2865
02:11:12,490 --> 02:11:15,200
five years ago,
when I started Stratton Oakmont
2866
02:11:15,284 --> 02:11:17,369
with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day
2867
02:11:17,453 --> 02:11:20,747
would eventually come
where I'd have to be moving on.
2868
02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:26,503
And it's truly with a heavy heart
that I'm here to say that...
2869
02:11:28,130 --> 02:11:30,298
That that day is finally here.
2870
02:11:34,512 --> 02:11:36,805
I wanna... I want
to thank you all for your...
2871
02:11:36,889 --> 02:11:39,558
Your years of loyalty and admiration.
2872
02:11:39,642 --> 02:11:41,101
But the point is this.
2873
02:11:42,061 --> 02:11:43,311
Under Donnie's leadership,
2874
02:11:43,396 --> 02:11:46,856
along with Nicky Koskoff
and Robbie Feinberg
2875
02:11:46,941 --> 02:11:49,734
moving into key management positions,
this place really
2876
02:11:49,819 --> 02:11:51,152
is gonna be better than ever!
2877
02:11:51,237 --> 02:11:53,363
That I promise you. Okay?
2878
02:11:53,739 --> 02:11:56,241
Give them a round of applause.
Come on.
2879
02:11:59,328 --> 02:12:02,080
This is Ellis Island here, people.
2880
02:12:02,164 --> 02:12:03,832
I don't care who you are,
where you're from,
2881
02:12:03,916 --> 02:12:06,418
whether your relatives
came over on the fucking Mayflower
2882
02:12:06,502 --> 02:12:08,670
or on an inner tube from Haiti,
2883
02:12:08,754 --> 02:12:11,006
this right here is the land of opportunity.
2884
02:12:11,090 --> 02:12:13,592
Stratton Oakmont is America!
2885
02:12:17,638 --> 02:12:19,264
All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right?
2886
02:12:19,348 --> 02:12:20,557
Yes, we do.
2887
02:12:20,641 --> 02:12:21,766
Fuck you.
2888
02:12:22,435 --> 02:12:23,643
Come on, Kimmie.
2889
02:12:23,728 --> 02:12:25,270
What you probably didn't know is,
2890
02:12:25,354 --> 02:12:27,147
Kimmie was one of
the first brokers here,
2891
02:12:27,231 --> 02:12:29,524
one of Stratton's original 20.
2892
02:12:30,276 --> 02:12:32,110
Now most of you met Kimmie,
2893
02:12:32,194 --> 02:12:35,196
the beautiful sophisticated woman
that she is today.
2894
02:12:35,615 --> 02:12:38,700
A woman that wears
$3,000 Armani suits.
2895
02:12:40,703 --> 02:12:43,246
Who drives a brand-new
Mercedes-Benz.
2896
02:12:43,956 --> 02:12:45,790
A woman who spends
2897
02:12:45,875 --> 02:12:47,292
her winters in the Bahamas
2898
02:12:47,376 --> 02:12:49,502
and summers in the Hamptons!
2899
02:12:54,508 --> 02:12:56,843
That's not the Kimmie that I met.
2900
02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:03,433
The Kimmie that I met
didn't have two nickels to rub together.
2901
02:13:04,685 --> 02:13:06,936
She was a single mom
on the balls of her ass
2902
02:13:07,021 --> 02:13:08,813
with an eight-year-old son.
2903
02:13:08,898 --> 02:13:11,900
Okay? She was
three months behind on her rent.
2904
02:13:12,985 --> 02:13:16,655
And when she came to me
and asked me for a job,
2905
02:13:16,739 --> 02:13:18,948
she asked for a $5,000 advance
2906
02:13:19,033 --> 02:13:22,202
just so she could pay her son's tuition.
2907
02:13:26,666 --> 02:13:28,375
And what'd I do, Kimmie?
2908
02:13:28,459 --> 02:13:30,168
Go on, tell them.
2909
02:13:31,921 --> 02:13:33,963
You wrote me a check
2910
02:13:34,215 --> 02:13:36,299
for $25,000.
2911
02:13:37,593 --> 02:13:39,052
That's right.
2912
02:13:39,178 --> 02:13:40,512
Thank you.
2913
02:13:43,933 --> 02:13:45,684
And you know why that is?
2914
02:13:49,021 --> 02:13:51,314
It's because I believed in you.
2915
02:13:53,025 --> 02:13:55,735
It's because I believed in you, Kimmie,
2916
02:13:56,153 --> 02:14:00,031
just like I believe in each
and every one of you here today.
2917
02:14:00,116 --> 02:14:02,534
- I fucking love you, Jordan!
- I fucking love you.
2918
02:14:02,618 --> 02:14:04,411
I fucking love you! I love you.
2919
02:14:04,495 --> 02:14:07,288
I fucking love you, too!
I fucking love you, too!
2920
02:14:10,209 --> 02:14:12,210
And I love all of you!
2921
02:14:12,795 --> 02:14:15,130
And I love all of you
from the bottom of my heart.
2922
02:14:15,214 --> 02:14:17,674
- I fucking love you, too.
- I mean that.
2923
02:14:18,509 --> 02:14:20,802
You are the shit.
You are the fucking shit.
2924
02:14:27,309 --> 02:14:29,477
It's a shame, you know.
2925
02:14:31,063 --> 02:14:35,191
For years, I've been telling you guys
never to take no for an answer, right?
2926
02:14:35,276 --> 02:14:38,486
You know, to keep pushing,
to never hang up the phone
2927
02:14:39,405 --> 02:14:41,656
until you get what you want.
2928
02:14:42,533 --> 02:14:44,284
Because you all deserve it.
2929
02:14:46,328 --> 02:14:49,497
You know, this fucking deal
that I'm about to sign
2930
02:14:49,999 --> 02:14:52,125
barring me from the securities industry,
2931
02:14:52,209 --> 02:14:54,252
barring me from Stratton,
2932
02:14:55,337 --> 02:14:56,755
my home.
2933
02:14:59,508 --> 02:15:01,509
What the fuck is that, you know?
2934
02:15:02,720 --> 02:15:05,054
I'll tell you what it is. It's...
2935
02:15:05,806 --> 02:15:08,600
It's me taking no
for an answer, you know.
2936
02:15:10,102 --> 02:15:11,352
It's them...
2937
02:15:11,437 --> 02:15:14,689
It's them selling me,
not the other way around.
2938
02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,151
It's me being a hypocrite is what it is.
2939
02:15:23,324 --> 02:15:24,574
So...
2940
02:15:31,707 --> 02:15:33,249
You know what?
2941
02:15:37,046 --> 02:15:42,258
I'm not leaving.
2942
02:15:45,221 --> 02:15:46,387
I'm not fucking leaving!
2943
02:15:51,435 --> 02:15:53,853
You're not getting a fucking promotion!
2944
02:15:55,231 --> 02:15:56,564
The show goes on!
2945
02:15:59,193 --> 02:16:00,610
This is my home!
2946
02:16:00,694 --> 02:16:03,446
They're gonna need
a fucking wrecking ball
2947
02:16:03,531 --> 02:16:05,406
to take me out of here!
2948
02:16:07,409 --> 02:16:09,911
They're gonna need to
send in the National Guard
2949
02:16:09,995 --> 02:16:11,746
or fucking SWAT team
2950
02:16:11,831 --> 02:16:14,332
'cause I ain't going nowhere!
2951
02:16:17,169 --> 02:16:22,423
Fuck them!
2952
02:16:56,542 --> 02:16:58,334
Jordy! Jordy!
2953
02:16:58,460 --> 02:17:00,461
Jordy! Get back here!
2954
02:17:01,297 --> 02:17:02,463
Hey!
2955
02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:06,175
Give me that.
2956
02:17:08,679 --> 02:17:09,804
What is this?
2957
02:17:09,889 --> 02:17:12,390
Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake?
2958
02:17:13,475 --> 02:17:16,394
Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman.
2959
02:17:16,478 --> 02:17:19,939
Jordan Belfort just welched
on his deal with the SEC.
2960
02:17:20,024 --> 02:17:22,692
He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting.
2961
02:17:35,623 --> 02:17:37,916
It was our time to party big.
2962
02:17:38,000 --> 02:17:40,627
And just as Brad
was released from jail, too.
2963
02:17:41,462 --> 02:17:45,423
I apologized, even offered to
pay him for his time in the can.
2964
02:17:46,008 --> 02:17:48,092
But he said no, that he was out.
2965
02:17:48,177 --> 02:17:50,053
He didn't want any part of us.
2966
02:17:50,137 --> 02:17:51,763
Sad thing was,
2967
02:17:51,847 --> 02:17:55,058
two years later he was dead.
2968
02:17:55,225 --> 02:17:57,644
Massive heart attack. Thirty-five.
2969
02:17:58,437 --> 02:18:00,772
Same age Mozart died.
2970
02:18:00,856 --> 02:18:04,108
Not that they have a hell
of a lot in common, but...
2971
02:18:04,193 --> 02:18:06,527
Anyway, I don't know
why that came to mind.
2972
02:18:08,697 --> 02:18:12,283
Within days, subpoenas started flying.
2973
02:18:12,368 --> 02:18:15,703
Notices to produce documents,
depositions, you name it.
2974
02:18:15,788 --> 02:18:17,789
Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
2975
02:18:17,873 --> 02:18:20,333
United States government
wants to give me a subpoena?
2976
02:18:20,417 --> 02:18:23,711
Here's what we do
with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont!
2977
02:18:29,468 --> 02:18:32,095
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
2978
02:18:32,179 --> 02:18:34,055
Fuck you! Fuck you!
2979
02:18:34,139 --> 02:18:35,932
Fuck you!
2980
02:18:43,691 --> 02:18:45,733
Jordan Belfort.
2981
02:18:45,818 --> 02:18:47,694
Alden. That's a nice name.
2982
02:18:47,778 --> 02:18:49,070
Thank you very much for that.
2983
02:18:49,154 --> 02:18:51,322
- What kind of name is that?
- That is my name.
2984
02:18:51,407 --> 02:18:53,074
I do not recall that.
2985
02:18:53,158 --> 02:18:55,493
I do not recall that. Okay?
2986
02:18:55,577 --> 02:18:57,745
Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today.
2987
02:18:57,830 --> 02:18:59,455
Are you gonna finish
the rest of that Danish?
2988
02:18:59,540 --> 02:19:00,748
- Can I have that Danish?
- No, no, go ahead.
2989
02:19:00,833 --> 02:19:02,500
They interrogated everybody.
2990
02:19:02,584 --> 02:19:04,210
I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.
2991
02:19:04,294 --> 02:19:05,461
It went on for months.
2992
02:19:05,546 --> 02:19:07,588
It was a total fucking harassment.
2993
02:19:07,673 --> 02:19:09,215
Tell him to proceed with the questions.
2994
02:19:09,299 --> 02:19:11,759
But not a single Strattonite cracked.
2995
02:19:11,844 --> 02:19:13,511
Gladys Carrera?
2996
02:19:13,595 --> 02:19:15,138
Doesn't ring a bell.
2997
02:19:15,222 --> 02:19:17,849
Sorry, I have
no recommendation of that.
2998
02:19:18,017 --> 02:19:19,017
No.
2999
02:19:19,101 --> 02:19:20,101
No idea.
3000
02:19:20,185 --> 02:19:22,687
I don't recall that transaction.
You guys have any milk?
3001
02:19:22,771 --> 02:19:25,023
Absolutely not.
3002
02:19:25,107 --> 02:19:26,941
Francis Sortigi
you called so many times
3003
02:19:27,026 --> 02:19:29,235
I just thought you might remember that.
3004
02:19:29,319 --> 02:19:30,820
Would you remember any of those?
3005
02:19:30,904 --> 02:19:32,655
- I do not recall any of that.
- This Abdul...
3006
02:19:32,740 --> 02:19:34,907
I do not... No, I don't recall.
3007
02:19:34,992 --> 02:19:36,659
It was a long phone call.
3008
02:19:36,744 --> 02:19:38,411
I just wondered if you have
any memory of that.
3009
02:19:38,495 --> 02:19:41,664
Okay. You know we've talked to
several of the employees at this firm
3010
02:19:41,749 --> 02:19:45,043
and nobody can recall anything
about this Steve Madden IPO.
3011
02:19:45,127 --> 02:19:46,377
I think it's odd.
3012
02:19:48,255 --> 02:19:50,757
Do you recall Cartage Corporation?
3013
02:19:52,259 --> 02:19:53,509
You do recall it?
3014
02:19:53,594 --> 02:19:54,886
No, I don't recall that at all.
3015
02:19:55,471 --> 02:19:58,389
Excuse me. I have to ask.
Is that your real hair?
3016
02:19:59,016 --> 02:20:01,142
Are you gonna say anything about that?
3017
02:20:01,226 --> 02:20:02,518
Are you gonna comment on my hair?
3018
02:20:02,603 --> 02:20:04,312
Is that how we're doing...
Is this personal questions?
3019
02:20:04,396 --> 02:20:06,064
I'm just wondering why you would
wear something like that.
3020
02:20:06,148 --> 02:20:07,982
Sorry. I don't recall that company.
3021
02:20:10,069 --> 02:20:11,819
Can I get you anything else, gentlemen?
3022
02:20:11,904 --> 02:20:13,738
Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition
3023
02:20:13,822 --> 02:20:17,241
which requires me to drink one of those
every 15 minutes, please.
3024
02:20:17,701 --> 02:20:20,828
We were specifically advised
not to leave the country.
3025
02:20:20,913 --> 02:20:22,955
So, we took our wives to Italy.
3026
02:20:23,332 --> 02:20:25,750
We figured we were safer
working from overseas
3027
02:20:25,834 --> 02:20:27,210
giving orders to Rugrat.
3028
02:20:27,294 --> 02:20:29,462
Nobody could arrest us
and nobody could prove
3029
02:20:29,546 --> 02:20:31,547
I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
3030
02:20:31,632 --> 02:20:32,882
Hey, Rugrat.
3031
02:20:32,966 --> 02:20:34,133
Bonjour.
3032
02:20:34,218 --> 02:20:36,219
You bald-headed eagle, how you doing?
3033
02:20:36,303 --> 02:20:37,261
Donnie, Donnie, listen!
3034
02:20:37,346 --> 02:20:38,638
We have a problem, okay.
3035
02:20:38,722 --> 02:20:41,974
Your friend, Steve Madden,
is unloading shares.
3036
02:20:42,059 --> 02:20:44,102
What are you saying?
Who told you that?
3037
02:20:44,186 --> 02:20:45,770
- What's going on?
- He's doing it, Donnie!
3038
02:20:45,854 --> 02:20:48,314
He said that
Steve Madden's unloading shares.
3039
02:20:48,398 --> 02:20:49,524
Who told you that? It's bullshit!
3040
02:20:49,608 --> 02:20:51,943
Give me that goddamn phone.
3041
02:20:52,027 --> 02:20:53,569
What's going on?
3042
02:20:53,779 --> 02:20:55,863
Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen
3043
02:20:55,948 --> 02:20:58,658
and huge chunks of Steve Madden
are being sold, okay.
3044
02:20:58,742 --> 02:21:00,785
It's not coming from us,
so it's gotta be Steve.
3045
02:21:00,869 --> 02:21:02,912
He's the only person
with that many shares.
3046
02:21:02,996 --> 02:21:03,955
It's Donnie. Call me back, all right.
3047
02:21:04,039 --> 02:21:06,374
Donnie, your little friend
is trying to fuck me, you know that.
3048
02:21:06,500 --> 02:21:08,209
Your little friend is trying to
fuck me right in the ass.
3049
02:21:08,293 --> 02:21:09,877
- Get him on the phone now!
- We don't know anything yet.
3050
02:21:09,962 --> 02:21:11,337
Let's not jump to conclusions.
3051
02:21:11,839 --> 02:21:13,548
Even though I owned 85%
3052
02:21:13,632 --> 02:21:16,676
of Steve-cocksucking-
motherfucking-Madden Shoes,
3053
02:21:16,760 --> 02:21:19,011
the shares were in his fucking name.
3054
02:21:19,096 --> 02:21:21,305
This motherfucker knew
I was in trouble with the feds
3055
02:21:21,390 --> 02:21:23,182
and was trying to take advantage.
3056
02:21:23,267 --> 02:21:24,767
Talk to me, man.
How do you wanna play this?
3057
02:21:24,852 --> 02:21:26,602
I want you to get
all our clients on the phone right now
3058
02:21:26,687 --> 02:21:27,979
and have them start
selling Steve Madden.
3059
02:21:28,063 --> 02:21:29,522
We're gonna drive
that fucking price down!
3060
02:21:29,606 --> 02:21:31,107
Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up!
3061
02:21:31,233 --> 02:21:32,859
This is your fucking friend
from high school.
3062
02:21:33,026 --> 02:21:35,111
If that little fucking prick
thinks he can fuck with me,
3063
02:21:35,195 --> 02:21:37,780
we'll turn his company
into a penny stock! You hear me?
3064
02:21:37,865 --> 02:21:39,282
- You got it?
- Yes. I got it!
3065
02:21:39,366 --> 02:21:42,285
Let's just not jump to conclusions
before we know what's going on.
3066
02:21:42,369 --> 02:21:44,912
Captain Ted!
3067
02:21:45,414 --> 02:21:47,790
Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey!
3068
02:21:47,875 --> 02:21:50,626
Turn the boat around!
We're going home!
3069
02:21:53,755 --> 02:21:56,132
Baby! Baby, what happened?
3070
02:21:56,425 --> 02:21:57,675
I just...
3071
02:21:58,093 --> 02:21:59,343
Sweetheart, what's going on?
3072
02:22:00,470 --> 02:22:02,096
Aunt Emma...
3073
02:22:02,973 --> 02:22:04,265
Just wait.
3074
02:22:04,683 --> 02:22:06,309
I can't...
3075
02:22:06,393 --> 02:22:09,270
What's going on? Why you crying?
3076
02:22:09,354 --> 02:22:11,397
- She's dead!
- Who? Who's dead?
3077
02:22:11,481 --> 02:22:13,858
I just got a call from my cousin Betty.
3078
02:22:13,942 --> 02:22:15,026
Yeah?
3079
02:22:15,110 --> 02:22:16,819
Aunt Emma is dead.
3080
02:22:18,238 --> 02:22:20,948
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- No.
3081
02:22:21,283 --> 02:22:22,450
You're serious?
3082
02:22:23,243 --> 02:22:25,536
Oh, my God! Baby, that's...
3083
02:22:25,621 --> 02:22:27,079
Oh, fuck!
3084
02:22:27,164 --> 02:22:28,956
Oh, sweetheart, that's just...
3085
02:22:29,041 --> 02:22:30,374
Fucking heart attack!
3086
02:22:30,459 --> 02:22:32,043
Boom, snap, gone.
3087
02:22:32,127 --> 02:22:33,961
Shuffled off her mortal coil.
3088
02:22:34,046 --> 02:22:37,381
And $20 million stuck
in a Swiss bank account.
3089
02:22:37,466 --> 02:22:39,550
The last time I talked
to her she was fine!
3090
02:22:39,635 --> 02:22:41,802
- She's not that old.
- Oh, God! Baby, oh, God!
3091
02:22:41,887 --> 02:22:44,055
That's so fucking terrible!
3092
02:22:44,139 --> 02:22:45,848
Oh, fuck!
3093
02:22:45,933 --> 02:22:46,933
It is terrible.
3094
02:22:47,017 --> 02:22:49,560
Your aunt was such an elegant,
attractive woman.
3095
02:22:49,645 --> 02:22:51,562
My condolences to you and your family.
3096
02:22:51,647 --> 02:22:52,980
Yes. We're absolutely devastated.
3097
02:22:53,065 --> 02:22:55,066
Thank you so much
for your condolences.
3098
02:22:55,150 --> 02:22:58,069
Now where does that leave us
in regard to her account exactly?
3099
02:22:58,153 --> 02:22:59,654
Does it go into probate or what?
3100
02:22:59,738 --> 02:23:01,322
Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry.
3101
02:23:01,406 --> 02:23:03,074
Your aunt, before she died,
3102
02:23:03,158 --> 02:23:06,077
signed a document
naming you as her successor.
3103
02:23:06,328 --> 02:23:07,828
She did?
3104
02:23:07,913 --> 02:23:09,538
Fantastic! Well, that's good news!
3105
02:23:09,831 --> 02:23:11,999
Well, not as of yet.
3106
02:23:12,334 --> 02:23:14,335
What does that mean? Not as of yet?
3107
02:23:16,755 --> 02:23:18,464
I can't seem to hear you.
3108
02:23:18,548 --> 02:23:21,259
I must have bad reception.
Are you speaking English?
3109
02:23:21,426 --> 02:23:24,095
- Very... Now. Fast. Very fast.
- Fast?
3110
02:23:24,179 --> 02:23:26,305
I have to get to Switzerland now?
3111
02:23:28,016 --> 02:23:30,101
Speak English! Fucking speak English!
3112
02:23:30,185 --> 02:23:31,477
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay?
3113
02:23:31,561 --> 02:23:33,020
Take your suit, take your dick, okay,
3114
02:23:33,105 --> 02:23:34,814
- and move your ass! Please.
- Okay.
3115
02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:36,899
Move my ass! Yes!
3116
02:23:36,984 --> 02:23:41,112
I gotta say, these Swiss were
some sneaky motherfuckers.
3117
02:23:41,196 --> 02:23:43,114
Within minutes,
he had me set up with a forger
3118
02:23:43,198 --> 02:23:45,199
who could fake Aunt Emma's signature.
3119
02:23:45,284 --> 02:23:46,826
You American shit!
3120
02:23:46,994 --> 02:23:50,371
I just had to get there by tomorrow,
or lose $20 million.
3121
02:23:50,455 --> 02:23:52,164
We're going to Monaco!
3122
02:23:52,708 --> 02:23:55,001
- Monaco? Now?
- Yes, baby.
3123
02:23:55,085 --> 02:23:57,670
We're going to Monaco,
so then we can go to Switzerland, okay?
3124
02:23:57,754 --> 02:23:59,463
- But her aunt just died.
- I realize that.
3125
02:23:59,548 --> 02:24:02,466
But I have business in Switzerland.
I need to go to Switzerland right now.
3126
02:24:02,551 --> 02:24:04,635
Bottom line. Sorry.
3127
02:24:04,928 --> 02:24:06,721
We gotta get to London.
3128
02:24:07,222 --> 02:24:08,472
Why? Why?
3129
02:24:09,975 --> 02:24:11,142
The funeral!
3130
02:24:11,226 --> 02:24:12,560
Yeah, but, babe. Look, look...
3131
02:24:13,061 --> 02:24:15,813
I loved your aunt
more than anyone in the entire world.
3132
02:24:15,897 --> 02:24:17,398
I really did.
3133
02:24:17,899 --> 02:24:20,151
But she's dead now, sweetie.
3134
02:24:20,235 --> 02:24:22,445
She's dead
and she's not going anywhere.
3135
02:24:22,529 --> 02:24:24,905
She'll still be dead by the time
we get to London, okay?
3136
02:24:25,574 --> 02:24:27,325
Captain Ted!
Captain Ted, all right, look.
3137
02:24:27,409 --> 02:24:29,201
We're going to Monaco.
Monaco now, okay?
3138
02:24:29,286 --> 02:24:30,328
Monaco, right.
3139
02:24:30,412 --> 02:24:32,288
We're going to Monaco
so that we can drive to Switzerland
3140
02:24:32,372 --> 02:24:33,664
so they don't stamp our passports.
3141
02:24:33,749 --> 02:24:35,624
Take care of business here,
we'll drive back to Monaco,
3142
02:24:35,709 --> 02:24:37,376
take a flight over to London
to catch the funeral
3143
02:24:37,461 --> 02:24:38,961
and be in New York
in three fucking business days!
3144
02:24:39,046 --> 02:24:40,212
That's the fucking plan.
3145
02:24:40,297 --> 02:24:42,673
I just want you to know that
we might run into some chop.
3146
02:24:42,758 --> 02:24:44,967
Chop? We can fucking
handle chop, right?
3147
02:24:45,052 --> 02:24:46,469
I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.
3148
02:24:46,553 --> 02:24:49,305
No, no, no. We're not going anywhere
unless he says it's safe, all right.
3149
02:24:49,389 --> 02:24:50,806
- Don't worry about the chop.
- It's safe.
3150
02:24:50,891 --> 02:24:52,224
You don't know shit about chop.
3151
02:24:52,309 --> 02:24:54,518
Oh, really? And you do?
You're a fucking expert on that.
3152
02:24:54,603 --> 02:24:56,937
I'll chop your fucking credit card in half.
How about that?
3153
02:24:57,022 --> 02:24:58,898
Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine.
3154
02:24:58,982 --> 02:25:00,691
Is chop fine, Captain Ted?
3155
02:25:02,027 --> 02:25:03,861
Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow.
3156
02:25:03,945 --> 02:25:05,112
Yeah, we're gonna take it slow.
3157
02:25:05,197 --> 02:25:06,781
It's a little uncomfortable.
Tell them it's safe.
3158
02:25:06,865 --> 02:25:08,032
It's gonna be safe.
3159
02:25:08,116 --> 02:25:11,702
We'll batten down the hatches
and secure the deck.
3160
02:25:11,787 --> 02:25:15,498
And we're looking at a few...
Maybe a few broken dishes.
3161
02:25:15,582 --> 02:25:16,707
Few broken dishes.
3162
02:25:16,792 --> 02:25:18,000
What's a few broken dishes?
3163
02:25:18,085 --> 02:25:19,377
Does that sound fucking awesome
or what?
3164
02:25:19,461 --> 02:25:20,836
No. Not really.
3165
02:25:20,921 --> 02:25:22,213
We're gonna have a fucking good time!
3166
02:25:22,297 --> 02:25:24,048
Let's go to fucking Monaco now!
3167
02:25:24,132 --> 02:25:25,299
Let's fucking move! Let's go!
3168
02:25:30,722 --> 02:25:31,764
Hold on!
3169
02:25:34,935 --> 02:25:37,937
What the fuck is going on out here?
3170
02:25:38,021 --> 02:25:40,648
The Jet Skis just went overboard!
3171
02:25:40,732 --> 02:25:42,733
Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay?
3172
02:25:42,818 --> 02:25:44,944
Gale warning! Gale warning!
3173
02:25:45,028 --> 02:25:47,822
The waves are
20 feet high and building!
3174
02:25:47,906 --> 02:25:49,573
Turn around, let's go
the other fucking way.
3175
02:25:49,658 --> 02:25:50,866
- We can't!
- Go!
3176
02:25:50,951 --> 02:25:53,536
We'll get broad-sided. It'll tip over!
3177
02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:55,413
I am a master diver. You hear that?
3178
02:25:55,497 --> 02:25:56,539
I'm a master diver!
3179
02:25:56,623 --> 02:25:57,873
No one's gonna fucking die!
3180
02:25:57,958 --> 02:26:00,584
I got you, baby. I got you.
Trust me, okay?
3181
02:26:00,669 --> 02:26:01,919
I love you.
3182
02:26:02,003 --> 02:26:03,921
I love you, baby. Just hold on tight.
3183
02:26:04,005 --> 02:26:05,047
Okay.
3184
02:26:05,132 --> 02:26:06,173
Donnie!
3185
02:26:07,759 --> 02:26:08,968
Hold on, baby!
3186
02:26:09,052 --> 02:26:13,139
Donnie!
3187
02:26:13,640 --> 02:26:15,015
- What?
- Hold on, baby.
3188
02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:16,600
Get the fucking ludes.
3189
02:26:16,685 --> 02:26:17,852
I don't wanna die, Jordan!
3190
02:26:17,936 --> 02:26:20,646
I did a lot of bad shit.
I'm going to hell, Jordan!
3191
02:26:20,730 --> 02:26:23,607
I fucked up! I fucked up so bad!
3192
02:26:23,692 --> 02:26:25,693
Get the ludes! Downstairs!
3193
02:26:25,902 --> 02:26:27,111
What are you saying?
3194
02:26:27,612 --> 02:26:29,029
Fuck!
3195
02:26:29,906 --> 02:26:31,115
Get the ludes!
3196
02:26:31,199 --> 02:26:32,783
I can't go down there, Jordan.
It's flooded.
3197
02:26:32,868 --> 02:26:34,118
It's three feet of water down there!
3198
02:26:34,202 --> 02:26:36,954
I will not die sober!
3199
02:26:37,038 --> 02:26:38,789
Get those fucking ludes!
3200
02:26:38,874 --> 02:26:39,915
Okay!
3201
02:26:40,000 --> 02:26:41,333
- Go!
- Okay.
3202
02:26:44,212 --> 02:26:45,963
- Where's he going?
- Hold on, baby!
3203
02:26:46,047 --> 02:26:47,631
Donnie! Is he fucking crazy?
3204
02:26:47,716 --> 02:26:48,841
He's just warning everybody!
3205
02:27:01,062 --> 02:27:02,771
Jesus Christ!
3206
02:27:04,357 --> 02:27:05,524
Hold on!
3207
02:27:05,609 --> 02:27:07,067
Get away from the window!
3208
02:27:07,152 --> 02:27:08,527
Rogue wave!
3209
02:27:08,612 --> 02:27:09,653
Mayday!
3210
02:27:09,738 --> 02:27:12,323
This is Captain Ted Beecham
aboard the yacht Naomi!
3211
02:27:12,407 --> 02:27:13,908
- We are going down!
- I got 'em!
3212
02:27:14,367 --> 02:27:15,576
I got 'em!
3213
02:27:16,745 --> 02:27:18,287
Give me one for the nerves!
3214
02:27:18,371 --> 02:27:19,497
We're going down!
3215
02:27:19,581 --> 02:27:21,790
This is a fucking Mayday!
3216
02:27:21,875 --> 02:27:23,959
We require immediate assistance!
3217
02:27:26,213 --> 02:27:27,213
Hold on!
3218
02:27:27,297 --> 02:27:28,506
Watch out!
3219
02:27:40,185 --> 02:27:42,728
The nice thing about
getting rescued by Italians
3220
02:27:43,021 --> 02:27:46,565
is that they feed you,
make you drink red wine,
3221
02:27:46,650 --> 02:27:48,609
then you get to dance.
3222
02:28:05,210 --> 02:28:06,877
Did you see that?
3223
02:28:07,295 --> 02:28:10,214
That was the plane
I sent to come get us.
3224
02:28:11,132 --> 02:28:14,885
I shit you not, it exploded
when a seagull flew into the engine.
3225
02:28:14,970 --> 02:28:16,971
Three people killed.
3226
02:28:21,142 --> 02:28:22,977
You want a sign from God?
3227
02:28:23,061 --> 02:28:26,146
Well, after all this,
I finally got the message.
3228
02:28:31,611 --> 02:28:35,239
Do you dream of becoming
financially independent
3229
02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:37,992
but struggle every month
just to pay your bills?
3230
02:28:38,076 --> 02:28:42,162
Would you like to own a home like this,
but can barely afford to pay your rent?
3231
02:28:42,247 --> 02:28:45,958
My name is Jordan Belfort,
and there's no secret to wealth creation.
3232
02:28:46,042 --> 02:28:48,544
No matter who you are,
no matter where you came from,
3233
02:28:48,628 --> 02:28:51,213
you too can become
financially independent
3234
02:28:51,298 --> 02:28:53,048
in just a matter of months.
3235
02:28:53,133 --> 02:28:55,259
All you need is a strategy.
3236
02:28:55,343 --> 02:28:56,969
When I was 24 years old,
3237
02:28:57,053 --> 02:29:00,889
I made a decision
not just to survive, but to thrive.
3238
02:29:00,974 --> 02:29:03,434
At first I didn't feel like
deals like these were possible.
3239
02:29:03,518 --> 02:29:06,937
But we have the house
and we have a $33,000 profit.
3240
02:29:07,022 --> 02:29:08,147
I certainly believe now.
3241
02:29:08,231 --> 02:29:09,648
Think about it for a second.
3242
02:29:09,733 --> 02:29:11,859
If you don't have the guts
to attend Jordan Belfort's
3243
02:29:11,943 --> 02:29:14,111
Straight Line Persuasion
System seminar,
3244
02:29:14,195 --> 02:29:15,779
then how do you expect
to make any money?
3245
02:29:15,864 --> 02:29:19,617
If you want to be a millionaire someday,
have some guts. Make a decision.
3246
02:29:19,701 --> 02:29:22,453
Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me
because I worked hard for it.
3247
02:29:22,537 --> 02:29:25,080
And if it doesn't work for you,
it's because you're lazy.
3248
02:29:25,165 --> 02:29:26,790
And you should get a job at McDonald's.
3249
02:29:26,875 --> 02:29:29,293
There's nobody holding you back
from financial freedom.
3250
02:29:29,377 --> 02:29:32,296
And there's nobody stopping you
from making millions.
3251
02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:33,631
Don't just sit at home,
3252
02:29:33,715 --> 02:29:36,342
or the life of your dreams
will sail right past you.
3253
02:29:39,095 --> 02:29:42,723
I changed all these people's lives
and I can change yours, too!
3254
02:29:42,807 --> 02:29:44,058
So come to my seminar!
3255
02:29:44,142 --> 02:29:45,517
The life of your dreams is only...
3256
02:29:45,602 --> 02:29:47,311
Good to see you again, Jordan.
3257
02:29:47,395 --> 02:29:48,479
You're under arrest!
3258
02:29:48,563 --> 02:29:50,147
You gotta be joking!
3259
02:29:51,399 --> 02:29:52,650
You're kidding me.
3260
02:29:52,734 --> 02:29:54,318
Hey, get the fuck away from me!
3261
02:29:54,402 --> 02:29:55,653
Turn that camera off.
3262
02:29:55,737 --> 02:29:57,738
I'm fucking shooting
a fucking infomercial here,
3263
02:29:57,822 --> 02:29:59,198
you fucking cocksucker!
3264
02:29:59,282 --> 02:30:00,991
- Fuck you, you motherfucker!
- Shut the fucking camera off.
3265
02:30:01,076 --> 02:30:02,826
You don't got shit on me, you hear me!
3266
02:30:02,911 --> 02:30:03,994
Go fuck yourself!
3267
02:30:04,079 --> 02:30:06,455
I'm making an honest living,
you fucking piece of shit!
3268
02:30:06,539 --> 02:30:09,500
Hey, Jordan,
let me give you a little legal advice.
3269
02:30:09,584 --> 02:30:11,001
Shut the fuck up!
3270
02:30:11,086 --> 02:30:12,628
Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick!
3271
02:30:12,712 --> 02:30:15,255
I'm making an honest living,
you motherfucker!
3272
02:30:17,092 --> 02:30:18,509
I clean up my act.
3273
02:30:18,593 --> 02:30:21,178
I did rehab. I'm a TV personality.
3274
02:30:21,262 --> 02:30:24,014
I'm sober for two years.
And this happens!
3275
02:30:24,099 --> 02:30:26,308
Rugrat goes
and gets busted down in Miami.
3276
02:30:26,393 --> 02:30:27,643
I'm Swiss, I'm not communist.
3277
02:30:27,727 --> 02:30:29,395
And guess who the fuck with? Saurel.
3278
02:30:29,479 --> 02:30:30,521
- You gonna beat me?
- No, sir.
3279
02:30:30,605 --> 02:30:32,856
Yeah, I know your country.
You're gonna beat me.
3280
02:30:32,941 --> 02:30:34,692
I mean, what are the fucking odds?
3281
02:30:34,776 --> 02:30:37,403
There had to be 10,000
Swiss bankers in Geneva,
3282
02:30:37,487 --> 02:30:41,281
and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough
to get himself arrested on U.S. soil.
3283
02:30:41,366 --> 02:30:42,741
I know.
3284
02:30:42,867 --> 02:30:44,243
I'm so sorry.
3285
02:30:46,454 --> 02:30:47,663
Even more fucked
3286
02:30:47,747 --> 02:30:50,874
was that he got busted
for shit that had nothing to do with me.
3287
02:30:50,959 --> 02:30:52,543
It had nothing to fucking do with me.
3288
02:30:52,627 --> 02:30:54,586
Something about laundering drug money
3289
02:30:54,671 --> 02:30:57,756
through offshore boat racing
and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
3290
02:30:57,841 --> 02:30:59,967
you know, the founder of Benihana.
3291
02:31:00,051 --> 02:31:01,385
Benihana.
3292
02:31:01,469 --> 02:31:05,347
Beni-fucking-hana!
3293
02:31:05,432 --> 02:31:06,390
Why?
3294
02:31:06,474 --> 02:31:07,850
Why, why, God?
3295
02:31:07,934 --> 02:31:09,393
Why would you be so cruel
3296
02:31:09,477 --> 02:31:12,062
as to choose
a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants
3297
02:31:12,147 --> 02:31:13,397
to take me down?
3298
02:31:15,817 --> 02:31:18,277
Long story short. Saurel rats me out.
3299
02:31:18,361 --> 02:31:21,488
But not before he rats out
Brad's wife, Chantalle,
3300
02:31:21,573 --> 02:31:25,659
who, it turns out, he'd been fucking
every time she went to Switzerland!
3301
02:31:27,662 --> 02:31:30,164
- No, no, no, it's impossible.
- Oui, oui, oui.
3302
02:31:32,375 --> 02:31:34,168
All right!
3303
02:31:34,252 --> 02:31:37,755
One count engaging in conspiracy
to commit securities fraud.
3304
02:31:37,839 --> 02:31:40,048
Two counts securities fraud.
3305
02:31:40,133 --> 02:31:43,594
One count engaging in conspiracy
to commit money laundering.
3306
02:31:43,678 --> 02:31:45,929
Twenty-one counts money laundering.
3307
02:31:46,014 --> 02:31:48,390
One count obstruction of justice.
3308
02:31:49,434 --> 02:31:51,643
Bail is set at $10 million.
3309
02:32:06,868 --> 02:32:08,452
Uncle Donnie's here!
3310
02:32:09,245 --> 02:32:11,497
Rocky. How you doing?
3311
02:32:12,791 --> 02:32:14,458
I hate that fucking dog.
3312
02:32:14,542 --> 02:32:16,877
Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit.
3313
02:32:16,961 --> 02:32:18,462
Starting to shit in the house again.
3314
02:32:18,546 --> 02:32:20,255
- Me, too.
- Come here, buddy.
3315
02:32:20,340 --> 02:32:21,632
Ah, fuck.
3316
02:32:21,716 --> 02:32:23,342
- It's good to see you, pal.
- Yeah, you, too.
3317
02:32:23,426 --> 02:32:24,635
Good to see you.
3318
02:32:24,719 --> 02:32:27,221
Sit down. Oh, man.
3319
02:32:29,098 --> 02:32:30,390
How you doing, brother?
3320
02:32:31,226 --> 02:32:32,726
You know.
3321
02:32:32,811 --> 02:32:34,478
Shitty, pal.
3322
02:32:34,562 --> 02:32:36,688
But I'm hanging in there.
3323
02:32:38,024 --> 02:32:40,526
My new piece of jewelry. Check that out.
3324
02:32:40,610 --> 02:32:42,986
Can't leave the house, you know?
3325
02:32:43,071 --> 02:32:45,656
Starting to get cabin fever already.
3326
02:32:46,241 --> 02:32:47,783
Fucking Rugrat.
3327
02:32:48,368 --> 02:32:49,660
That wig-wearing faggot.
3328
02:32:49,744 --> 02:32:51,870
I can't believe that fucking guy.
I wanna kill him.
3329
02:32:51,955 --> 02:32:54,540
Swear to God,
I want to choke him to death.
3330
02:32:54,624 --> 02:32:56,917
Irresponsible little prick.
3331
02:32:57,043 --> 02:32:58,085
I'll tell you one thing.
3332
02:33:00,463 --> 02:33:02,965
I'm never eating at Benihana again.
3333
02:33:03,842 --> 02:33:06,009
I don't care whose birthday it is.
3334
02:33:07,428 --> 02:33:08,971
Where's Naomi? How's she doing?
3335
02:33:09,764 --> 02:33:11,056
That's her in the house there.
3336
02:33:11,140 --> 02:33:13,100
You could say hi,
but she probably won't wave back.
3337
02:33:13,351 --> 02:33:14,977
Naomi, sweetheart!
3338
02:33:18,439 --> 02:33:19,690
What's up her ass?
3339
02:33:19,774 --> 02:33:21,316
- Is she mad at me?
- No, you know...
3340
02:33:21,401 --> 02:33:22,860
We probably have
to mortgage the house
3341
02:33:22,944 --> 02:33:24,736
in order to make bail.
3342
02:33:24,821 --> 02:33:28,532
Probably end up selling the thing
in order to pay for all the lawyers.
3343
02:33:28,616 --> 02:33:31,076
It's been a nightmare, buddy,
to tell you the truth.
3344
02:33:31,327 --> 02:33:33,036
What are you gonna do, right?
3345
02:33:33,830 --> 02:33:36,665
Anyway, how's Stratton?
That's more important.
3346
02:33:36,749 --> 02:33:37,833
How's morale?
3347
02:33:37,917 --> 02:33:40,544
They all pissed off 'cause they have
to make money legally now?
3348
02:33:40,628 --> 02:33:42,087
Jordan.
3349
02:33:42,463 --> 02:33:44,882
I got the founding partners together.
3350
02:33:44,966 --> 02:33:47,384
I talked to them about everything.
3351
02:33:48,136 --> 02:33:49,136
And I got you.
3352
02:33:49,971 --> 02:33:51,555
What do you mean, you got me?
3353
02:33:52,724 --> 02:33:55,475
The house, money,
don't worry about it. I got you.
3354
02:34:01,482 --> 02:34:02,566
All right.
3355
02:34:02,650 --> 02:34:03,609
I love you, buddy.
3356
02:34:03,693 --> 02:34:05,611
- You know I'd do it for you, right?
- I know.
3357
02:34:05,695 --> 02:34:07,654
- You know that, right?
- I know.
3358
02:34:08,656 --> 02:34:09,781
I could fucking kiss you all over.
3359
02:34:09,866 --> 02:34:11,033
All right, enough, enough.
3360
02:34:13,119 --> 02:34:14,244
You want a beer, pal?
3361
02:34:14,329 --> 02:34:15,579
What are you drinking?
3362
02:34:15,663 --> 02:34:17,748
I got this non-alcoholic shit.
3363
02:34:17,832 --> 02:34:19,041
What's that?
3364
02:34:19,125 --> 02:34:22,127
A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
3365
02:34:22,211 --> 02:34:24,504
- It's a beer?
- Yeah, with no alcohol.
3366
02:34:25,048 --> 02:34:26,298
But if you drink enough,
3367
02:34:26,382 --> 02:34:28,300
if you drink a lot,
they get you fucked up?
3368
02:34:28,384 --> 02:34:30,469
No, there's no alcohol.
That's the fucking point.
3369
02:34:30,553 --> 02:34:31,595
I'm not a scientist.
3370
02:34:31,679 --> 02:34:32,846
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
3371
02:34:32,931 --> 02:34:34,514
I can get you a beer
if you want a fucking beer.
3372
02:34:34,641 --> 02:34:36,767
I know, but I don't drink. You remember?
3373
02:34:36,851 --> 02:34:38,060
I don't drink anymore.
3374
02:34:38,144 --> 02:34:40,604
Oh, you wanna go inside
and blow some lines of baking powder?
3375
02:34:40,688 --> 02:34:41,855
Or baking soda...
3376
02:34:42,649 --> 02:34:44,942
Can't imagine ever not enjoying
getting fucked up.
3377
02:34:45,026 --> 02:34:46,443
- Yeah.
- I love it.
3378
02:34:46,527 --> 02:34:48,070
How's being sober?
3379
02:34:48,154 --> 02:34:49,988
- Fucking sucks.
- Boring, right?
3380
02:34:50,073 --> 02:34:52,491
So boring. I wanna kill myself.
3381
02:34:53,034 --> 02:34:55,577
There's a term,
and we don't like to use it
3382
02:34:55,662 --> 02:34:57,120
unless circumstances dictate,
3383
02:34:57,205 --> 02:34:59,164
and I think they do dictate in this case,
3384
02:34:59,248 --> 02:35:00,666
and the term is "Grenada."
3385
02:35:00,750 --> 02:35:02,292
Have you ever heard of Grenada?
3386
02:35:02,377 --> 02:35:03,418
No. No, I haven't.
3387
02:35:03,544 --> 02:35:07,047
Grenada's very interesting because
it is a small island nation
3388
02:35:07,131 --> 02:35:10,676
that was invaded by
the United States of America in 1983.
3389
02:35:10,760 --> 02:35:12,844
It's about 90,000 people.
3390
02:35:12,929 --> 02:35:15,180
And essentially, it means
3391
02:35:15,932 --> 02:35:17,933
this case is unloseable.
3392
02:35:18,017 --> 02:35:19,101
Okay?
3393
02:35:19,185 --> 02:35:20,769
So, you know, we can come in,
3394
02:35:20,853 --> 02:35:22,688
we can have our dick
hanging out of our pants.
3395
02:35:22,772 --> 02:35:23,939
Nobody gives a fuck.
3396
02:35:24,023 --> 02:35:25,565
I'm gonna win.
3397
02:35:25,733 --> 02:35:27,109
You, sir,
3398
02:35:28,653 --> 02:35:30,404
are what's known
3399
02:35:31,406 --> 02:35:32,614
as a Grenada.
3400
02:35:35,743 --> 02:35:38,078
You're looking at real prison time.
3401
02:35:39,247 --> 02:35:41,581
Money laundering
can get you as much as 20 years.
3402
02:35:42,583 --> 02:35:45,252
And our case couldn't be stronger
if we caught you
3403
02:35:45,336 --> 02:35:47,004
shoving cash in your mattress.
3404
02:35:47,088 --> 02:35:48,130
Is that right?
3405
02:35:49,007 --> 02:35:51,425
Hey, Jordan. Jordan.
3406
02:35:52,135 --> 02:35:55,971
Your rotting away in jail
till your kids get out of college,
3407
02:35:56,055 --> 02:35:57,681
that's not our ambition here.
3408
02:35:59,100 --> 02:36:01,643
There's other people
involved in this, too.
3409
02:36:01,728 --> 02:36:04,855
We think they need
to see their day in court as well.
3410
02:36:07,442 --> 02:36:09,484
Why do I sense
there's an offer in the air?
3411
02:36:09,569 --> 02:36:12,237
Look at him. He's got a sense.
What are you, Kreskin?
3412
02:36:13,448 --> 02:36:16,199
Full cooperation. He provides us
with a comprehensive list
3413
02:36:16,284 --> 02:36:18,660
of all the co-conspirators
spanning the last seven years,
3414
02:36:18,745 --> 02:36:20,704
and he also agrees to wear a wire.
3415
02:36:20,788 --> 02:36:22,039
Wait...
3416
02:36:22,123 --> 02:36:23,874
Did you just say "wear a wire"?
3417
02:36:23,958 --> 02:36:25,208
A wire.
3418
02:36:25,293 --> 02:36:26,668
What does that mean?
3419
02:36:26,753 --> 02:36:28,587
You want me to rat? Is that it?
3420
02:36:28,671 --> 02:36:29,963
No, I want you to cooperate.
3421
02:36:30,048 --> 02:36:31,965
- No. You want me to rat, right?
- Yes. We want you to rat.
3422
02:36:32,050 --> 02:36:35,886
That's fucking exactly
what we want you to do. To rat.
3423
02:36:39,974 --> 02:36:41,808
How was Cristy's party?
3424
02:36:41,893 --> 02:36:42,976
Fine.
3425
02:36:43,061 --> 02:36:44,436
Good.
3426
02:36:45,605 --> 02:36:48,065
Babe, I spoke
to the lawyers again today.
3427
02:36:48,149 --> 02:36:50,817
I have some really, really great news.
3428
02:36:52,653 --> 02:36:55,197
Turns out you're completely
off the hook, honey.
3429
02:36:56,157 --> 02:36:57,824
I know that already.
3430
02:36:57,909 --> 02:36:59,409
Right. Exactly.
3431
02:36:59,494 --> 02:37:02,704
You never did anything wrong
in the first place, right?
3432
02:37:03,664 --> 02:37:05,874
It turns out, all the FBI really
3433
02:37:06,542 --> 02:37:10,212
wants from me is to cooperate.
3434
02:37:10,463 --> 02:37:11,671
You know?
3435
02:37:11,756 --> 02:37:14,758
Turns out I have so much information
about the stock market and Wall Street,
3436
02:37:14,842 --> 02:37:16,635
I could save the government
years of heartache,
3437
02:37:16,719 --> 02:37:19,346
not to mention countless dollars.
3438
02:37:20,848 --> 02:37:23,183
But it gets even better, babe.
3439
02:37:23,643 --> 02:37:26,186
Because if I do decide to cooperate,
3440
02:37:26,562 --> 02:37:29,397
I might only be looking
at four short years,
3441
02:37:29,482 --> 02:37:30,941
in which case, you know,
3442
02:37:31,025 --> 02:37:34,069
we could start fresh,
maybe sell the house.
3443
02:37:34,153 --> 02:37:35,779
And any fines that I'd have to pay
3444
02:37:35,863 --> 02:37:37,656
wouldn't be due
till after I serve my term,
3445
02:37:37,740 --> 02:37:40,033
so we'd still have plenty
of money left over, you know?
3446
02:37:42,703 --> 02:37:45,122
The only thing that
of course bummed me out a little bit
3447
02:37:45,206 --> 02:37:50,252
is this whole idea of having to
give information about my friends.
3448
02:37:50,336 --> 02:37:53,547
Like you said, "There's no friends
on Wall Street." Right?
3449
02:37:53,631 --> 02:37:55,590
Right. Right. Exactly.
3450
02:37:55,675 --> 02:37:57,259
There's a silver lining
to that, too, honey.
3451
02:37:57,343 --> 02:37:59,010
Because they said eventually...
3452
02:37:59,095 --> 02:38:01,972
Eventually everyone's gonna have
to give information on this case.
3453
02:38:02,056 --> 02:38:04,850
So, at the end of the day, it might
not even be a factor. You know?
3454
02:38:04,934 --> 02:38:07,060
Well, that's good news. Right?
3455
02:38:07,186 --> 02:38:08,895
Yeah, yeah.
3456
02:38:08,980 --> 02:38:10,689
I'm really happy for you.
3457
02:38:12,066 --> 02:38:15,318
What do you mean,
happy for me, sweetheart?
3458
02:38:16,237 --> 02:38:18,822
You should be happy for
the both of us. Right?
3459
02:38:18,906 --> 02:38:20,866
- Yeah, right.
- All right.
3460
02:38:22,952 --> 02:38:24,578
Come here, baby.
3461
02:38:25,079 --> 02:38:26,621
Give me a kiss, sweetheart.
3462
02:38:26,706 --> 02:38:27,706
Jordan...
3463
02:38:27,790 --> 02:38:28,999
Oh, come on, baby.
3464
02:38:29,083 --> 02:38:31,293
I haven't made love to you
in so long. Please.
3465
02:38:31,377 --> 02:38:33,795
- No. Jordan, stop it.
- Come on, honey, please.
3466
02:38:33,880 --> 02:38:35,297
No! Jordan, stop it!
3467
02:38:37,049 --> 02:38:39,259
I've loved you
since the moment I saw you.
3468
02:38:43,139 --> 02:38:45,015
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
3469
02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:48,143
- Get off me!
- Baby... Don't do that.
3470
02:38:49,020 --> 02:38:50,937
You know how much I love you, right?
3471
02:38:51,439 --> 02:38:53,607
Stop that, sweetie. Please.
3472
02:38:58,863 --> 02:39:00,906
You wanna fuck me, Jordan?
3473
02:39:02,658 --> 02:39:04,367
You wanna fuck me?
3474
02:39:05,369 --> 02:39:06,494
Good.
3475
02:39:06,579 --> 02:39:07,913
Go ahead.
3476
02:39:08,414 --> 02:39:10,332
Go ahead and fuck me.
3477
02:39:11,417 --> 02:39:13,835
I want you to fuck me real hard.
3478
02:39:13,961 --> 02:39:16,630
I want you to fuck me like
it's the last fucking time.
3479
02:39:16,714 --> 02:39:18,048
- Why are you moving like that?
- Come on.
3480
02:39:18,132 --> 02:39:19,090
Please hold still.
3481
02:39:19,175 --> 02:39:20,717
'Cause I want you to come for me, baby.
3482
02:39:20,801 --> 02:39:22,135
Come on, babe.
3483
02:39:22,220 --> 02:39:23,720
Come for me, baby.
3484
02:39:23,804 --> 02:39:25,013
I want you to come for me
3485
02:39:25,097 --> 02:39:26,556
like it's the last fucking time.
3486
02:39:26,641 --> 02:39:28,099
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
3487
02:39:28,184 --> 02:39:30,769
Come on, baby. Come for me.
Come for me, baby.
3488
02:39:30,853 --> 02:39:31,978
Come on, baby.
3489
02:39:32,063 --> 02:39:33,396
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
3490
02:39:33,481 --> 02:39:35,398
- Yeah, baby, come.
- You want me to come for you?
3491
02:39:35,483 --> 02:39:36,650
Yeah.
3492
02:39:37,485 --> 02:39:39,444
- You want me to come for you?
- Yeah!
3493
02:39:39,528 --> 02:39:41,863
Huh? You want me to come for you?
3494
02:39:43,699 --> 02:39:45,408
Oh, God, baby. Yeah!
3495
02:39:45,493 --> 02:39:47,994
Oh, God. Oh, God.
3496
02:39:49,330 --> 02:39:53,750
Oh, God.
3497
02:39:53,834 --> 02:39:55,085
Jesus.
3498
02:39:58,714 --> 02:40:00,048
Oh, baby.
3499
02:40:00,132 --> 02:40:02,634
That was so fucking great!
3500
02:40:02,718 --> 02:40:04,010
Oh, God!
3501
02:40:06,347 --> 02:40:08,306
That was the last time.
3502
02:40:08,808 --> 02:40:10,767
What do you mean, baby?
3503
02:40:10,851 --> 02:40:13,812
I mean that was the last time
we ever have sex.
3504
02:40:14,814 --> 02:40:16,856
What are you talking about?
3505
02:40:18,859 --> 02:40:20,527
I want a divorce.
3506
02:40:22,113 --> 02:40:24,114
What do you mean, you want a divorce?
3507
02:40:24,198 --> 02:40:26,241
What's that supposed to mean,
you want a divorce?
3508
02:40:26,325 --> 02:40:28,201
Get off me! I want a divorce.
3509
02:40:28,536 --> 02:40:29,786
You just made love to me.
3510
02:40:29,870 --> 02:40:30,954
What the fuck is wrong with you?
3511
02:40:31,038 --> 02:40:33,373
I don't love you anymore, Jordan!
3512
02:40:34,667 --> 02:40:36,626
Oh, you don't love me?
3513
02:40:37,044 --> 02:40:38,628
You don't love me anymore, huh?
3514
02:40:38,713 --> 02:40:40,964
Well, isn't that just fucking
convenient for you!
3515
02:40:41,048 --> 02:40:42,882
Now that I'm under federal indictment,
3516
02:40:42,967 --> 02:40:44,926
with an electronic bracelet
around my ankle,
3517
02:40:45,011 --> 02:40:46,720
now you decide you don't
fucking love me anymore.
3518
02:40:46,804 --> 02:40:48,555
- Is that right?
- No, no.
3519
02:40:48,889 --> 02:40:51,141
What kind of person are you? Tell me.
3520
02:40:51,225 --> 02:40:52,475
You married me!
3521
02:40:52,560 --> 02:40:54,060
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
3522
02:40:54,145 --> 02:40:55,812
Jordan, this is how it's gonna go.
3523
02:40:55,896 --> 02:40:58,064
I'm gonna take custody of the kids.
3524
02:40:58,149 --> 02:41:01,693
If you agree to the divorce right now,
I will allow visitation.
3525
02:41:01,819 --> 02:41:03,653
- Okay? Don't try to fight it.
- Oh, my God.
3526
02:41:03,738 --> 02:41:07,907
It'll save us both a lot of money
and I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
3527
02:41:09,452 --> 02:41:12,662
You're not taking my kids, sweetheart.
You hear me?
3528
02:41:12,747 --> 02:41:14,164
I've already talked to the lawyer.
3529
02:41:14,248 --> 02:41:15,498
He said even if you don't get convicted,
3530
02:41:15,583 --> 02:41:16,666
I've got a good chance of getting them.
3531
02:41:16,751 --> 02:41:17,834
I got news for you.
3532
02:41:17,918 --> 02:41:21,338
You're not fucking taking my children,
you vicious fucking cunt, you!
3533
02:41:21,881 --> 02:41:23,840
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
3534
02:41:23,924 --> 02:41:26,092
You're not fucking taking
my goddamn fucking kids!
3535
02:41:26,177 --> 02:41:27,552
You hear me? Fuck you!
3536
02:41:27,762 --> 02:41:30,513
You're not fucking
taking my fucking kids!
3537
02:41:39,106 --> 02:41:40,899
Fucking bitch!
3538
02:41:43,361 --> 02:41:44,736
Fucking whore!
3539
02:41:49,116 --> 02:41:51,785
Fucking bitch!
Piece of shit fucking whore!
3540
02:42:00,961 --> 02:42:03,713
Look at yourself, Jordan.
3541
02:42:03,798 --> 02:42:04,964
You're sick!
3542
02:42:05,049 --> 02:42:06,216
You're a sick man!
3543
02:42:06,300 --> 02:42:08,343
Fuck you! I told you,
you're not taking my fucking kids!
3544
02:42:08,427 --> 02:42:10,887
You think I would let my kids near you?
3545
02:42:10,971 --> 02:42:12,138
Look at yourself!
3546
02:42:12,223 --> 02:42:13,723
You know what my lawyer said?
3547
02:42:13,808 --> 02:42:17,268
My lawyer said that you're going
to prison for 20 years, Jordan.
3548
02:42:17,353 --> 02:42:20,605
Twenty fucking years!
You're never gonna see the kids again!
3549
02:42:20,689 --> 02:42:21,898
You don't think I'm not gonna see my...
3550
02:42:21,982 --> 02:42:23,733
No, I'm not fucking
letting you near my kids!
3551
02:42:23,818 --> 02:42:25,985
You don't think I'm gonna see
my fucking kids again, huh?
3552
02:42:26,070 --> 02:42:27,612
Don't you fucking touch them!
3553
02:42:28,948 --> 02:42:30,740
Don't you fucking touch me!
3554
02:42:32,451 --> 02:42:35,703
Sweetheart? You're coming
on a trip with Daddy, all right?
3555
02:42:35,788 --> 02:42:37,747
You're coming on a trip with Daddy.
3556
02:42:40,501 --> 02:42:42,752
Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan.
3557
02:42:42,837 --> 02:42:45,588
I swear to God, I will fucking kill you!
3558
02:42:48,259 --> 02:42:49,509
It's all right, baby.
3559
02:42:49,593 --> 02:42:52,303
You and Daddy are gonna go
on a little trip together, okay?
3560
02:42:52,388 --> 02:42:53,930
- A little trip together.
- Violet!
3561
02:42:54,014 --> 02:42:55,098
Violet!
3562
02:42:55,182 --> 02:42:57,392
- Get the key! Get the key!
- I got it!
3563
02:42:57,476 --> 02:42:59,102
Jordan, you open this fucking door
3564
02:42:59,186 --> 02:43:01,980
- right now! Open the door!
- Put your seat belt on.
3565
02:43:02,064 --> 02:43:03,398
There you go. Get your legs in.
3566
02:43:03,482 --> 02:43:05,108
I'm taking her with me!
3567
02:43:05,192 --> 02:43:07,819
I told you I'm taking her with me,
you fucking bitch!
3568
02:43:07,903 --> 02:43:10,613
You're not gonna stop me!
You're not gonna stop me!
3569
02:43:11,407 --> 02:43:13,491
We're going on a little trip, honey.
3570
02:43:13,909 --> 02:43:15,410
No! No!
3571
02:43:16,036 --> 02:43:17,412
Get the hell out of here!
3572
02:43:17,496 --> 02:43:19,622
Leave that baby alone!
3573
02:43:19,707 --> 02:43:21,875
Violet! Garage door! Close it!
3574
02:43:21,959 --> 02:43:23,084
Mommy!
3575
02:43:23,210 --> 02:43:25,378
- Get out of here!
- Open the fucking door!
3576
02:43:26,297 --> 02:43:27,422
Mommy!
3577
02:43:30,468 --> 02:43:32,093
No!
3578
02:43:39,393 --> 02:43:42,145
Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens...
3579
02:43:42,229 --> 02:43:43,521
Get the baby!
3580
02:43:43,606 --> 02:43:45,732
Naomi, get the baby!
3581
02:43:46,484 --> 02:43:48,151
- Mommy.
- Honey, it's okay.
3582
02:43:48,235 --> 02:43:49,486
It's gonna be okay.
3583
02:43:49,570 --> 02:43:51,571
Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind.
3584
02:43:52,573 --> 02:43:54,365
- Baby...
- It's all right, honey.
3585
02:43:54,450 --> 02:43:56,034
She all right?
3586
02:43:56,118 --> 02:43:57,410
Is she all right?
3587
02:43:58,162 --> 02:43:59,746
What's the matter with you?
3588
02:43:59,997 --> 02:44:01,331
Is she all right?
3589
02:44:08,714 --> 02:44:10,089
Paragraph one.
3590
02:44:10,174 --> 02:44:11,674
The defendant shall plead guilty
3591
02:44:11,759 --> 02:44:15,178
to all counts of the indictment
currently pending against him
3592
02:44:15,262 --> 02:44:19,098
in the United States District Court
for the Eastern District of New York.
3593
02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:20,683
Paragraph two.
3594
02:44:20,768 --> 02:44:21,893
Talk normally.
3595
02:44:21,977 --> 02:44:25,188
The defendant shall participate
in undercover activities...
3596
02:44:25,272 --> 02:44:26,397
Breathe normally.
3597
02:44:26,482 --> 02:44:30,026
...including wearing a recording device,
also known as a wire...
3598
02:44:30,110 --> 02:44:32,278
After five minutes,
you'll forget you even have it on.
3599
02:44:32,363 --> 02:44:33,488
...in conjunction with the investigation...
3600
02:44:33,572 --> 02:44:35,114
Fucking brutal.
3601
02:44:35,241 --> 02:44:36,491
Quit your bitching.
3602
02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:38,409
Paragraph four.
The defendant must not commit,
3603
02:44:38,494 --> 02:44:40,662
or attempt to commit,
any further crimes.
3604
02:44:40,746 --> 02:44:44,207
Please. Let me just sign
the fucking thing already.
3605
02:44:44,291 --> 02:44:45,667
Thank you.
3606
02:44:48,629 --> 02:44:49,796
Just here?
3607
02:44:49,880 --> 02:44:51,422
That'd be good.
3608
02:44:53,133 --> 02:44:54,259
Thank you.
3609
02:44:54,343 --> 02:44:55,969
It wasn't even a choice.
3610
02:44:57,012 --> 02:45:00,014
For the next six hours,
I came up with a list.
3611
02:45:00,307 --> 02:45:03,226
Friends, enemies, business associates.
3612
02:45:03,310 --> 02:45:07,397
Anybody who'd ever known me
or taken so much as a stock tip.
3613
02:45:12,945 --> 02:45:15,238
Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
3614
02:45:17,032 --> 02:45:19,826
The first name on the list was Donnie.
3615
02:45:22,204 --> 02:45:25,331
Jordan, do you know how good it is
to have you back in this office?
3616
02:45:25,708 --> 02:45:27,750
It's not the same when you're gone.
3617
02:45:27,835 --> 02:45:29,586
It's sad, you understand? It's like...
3618
02:45:29,670 --> 02:45:31,087
That fucking Steve Madden, huh?
3619
02:45:31,171 --> 02:45:32,338
I can't...
3620
02:45:32,423 --> 02:45:34,257
Swear to God, I can't even think about it.
3621
02:45:34,341 --> 02:45:36,217
Every time I think about him,
my blood boils.
3622
02:45:36,302 --> 02:45:37,969
I can't even say his name.
3623
02:45:38,053 --> 02:45:39,596
- I know.
- It's, like, disgusting.
3624
02:45:39,680 --> 02:45:42,056
I grew up with this guy
and he betrays me like that.
3625
02:45:43,350 --> 02:45:46,269
He ever get back to you about that...
3626
02:45:47,021 --> 02:45:48,771
About that account?
3627
02:45:54,612 --> 02:45:55,653
You remember.
3628
02:45:55,738 --> 02:45:57,739
It was like four or five mil,
something like that, right?
3629
02:45:57,823 --> 02:46:00,950
He was supposed
to kick back four or five mil, was it?
3630
02:46:05,372 --> 02:46:06,831
Actually, I was...
3631
02:46:06,915 --> 02:46:08,291
I was fucked up, Jordan,
3632
02:46:08,375 --> 02:46:09,876
- so I don't really remember.
- Yeah.
3633
02:46:09,960 --> 02:46:11,961
Yeah, right. Stupid.
3634
02:46:12,630 --> 02:46:16,633
Well, if he calls you,
you make sure and contact me, okay?
3635
02:46:18,469 --> 02:46:20,136
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah.
3636
02:46:20,220 --> 02:46:22,305
Of course, yeah. No, of course.
3637
02:46:25,726 --> 02:46:28,227
You gonna eat
that last piece of yellowtail, bud?
3638
02:46:29,271 --> 02:46:31,022
No, it's all yours.
3639
02:46:31,857 --> 02:46:33,191
Can I get this?
3640
02:46:35,694 --> 02:46:37,403
So, what else is...
3641
02:46:40,157 --> 02:46:42,158
Well, how's Naomi and everything?
3642
02:46:42,242 --> 02:46:43,660
You know how it is.
3643
02:46:43,744 --> 02:46:45,828
She hates my fucking guts.
3644
02:46:47,581 --> 02:46:49,248
How's Hildy? Good?
3645
02:46:50,084 --> 02:46:53,670
She's still alive,
so my life is fucked, you know?
3646
02:46:53,754 --> 02:46:54,921
Yeah.
3647
02:47:01,762 --> 02:47:03,262
Mr. Jordan.
3648
02:47:04,932 --> 02:47:07,100
Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor.
3649
02:47:07,476 --> 02:47:08,518
What?
3650
02:47:08,977 --> 02:47:10,770
You've got a visitor.
3651
02:47:26,286 --> 02:47:28,287
I need you to get dressed.
3652
02:47:28,372 --> 02:47:30,581
Why? What the fuck's going on?
3653
02:47:35,629 --> 02:47:37,422
You're going to jail.
3654
02:47:49,351 --> 02:47:50,560
All right.
3655
02:47:50,644 --> 02:47:52,228
I'll get some clothes on.
3656
02:47:52,312 --> 02:47:54,647
We'll give you a hand with that.
3657
02:48:03,240 --> 02:48:04,323
Okay.
3658
02:48:16,545 --> 02:48:17,795
FBI!
3659
02:48:18,213 --> 02:48:21,799
Everybody sit down. Put your hands
where they can be seen, and shut up!
3660
02:48:21,884 --> 02:48:23,593
Don't you fucking touch me.
3661
02:48:23,677 --> 02:48:25,803
Get your fucking hands off me!
3662
02:48:25,888 --> 02:48:27,638
Don't get out of your seats!
3663
02:48:40,861 --> 02:48:42,487
It's fucking Chanel!
3664
02:48:55,125 --> 02:48:57,210
I gave up everyone.
3665
02:48:57,377 --> 02:48:58,878
And in return,
3666
02:48:58,962 --> 02:49:03,341
I got three years in some hellhole
in Nevada I'd never even heard of.
3667
02:49:05,219 --> 02:49:07,595
Like my pops, Mad Max, had said,
3668
02:49:08,388 --> 02:49:10,973
"The chickens had come home to roost."
3669
02:49:12,392 --> 02:49:14,602
Whatever the fuck that means.
3670
02:49:18,190 --> 02:49:19,482
I hope Your Honor would agree
3671
02:49:19,566 --> 02:49:21,567
that Mr. Belfort
has distinguished himself
3672
02:49:21,652 --> 02:49:23,736
in terms of his cooperation.
3673
02:49:23,821 --> 02:49:25,863
Mr. Belfort has helped
the government win convictions
3674
02:49:25,948 --> 02:49:28,491
of over two dozen serious offenders
3675
02:49:29,743 --> 02:49:31,661
and helped them
recover millions of dollars
3676
02:49:31,745 --> 02:49:35,164
to be made available
for restitution to their victims.
3677
02:49:37,417 --> 02:49:41,087
The sentence of the court shall be
36 months in federal prison.
3678
02:49:42,923 --> 02:49:45,049
Please remand the defendant.
3679
02:49:47,261 --> 02:49:48,970
I'm sorry.
3680
02:49:51,890 --> 02:49:52,932
That's okay.
3681
02:50:41,315 --> 02:50:43,733
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
3682
02:50:43,817 --> 02:50:45,651
When we arrived at the prison,
3683
02:50:45,736 --> 02:50:47,904
I was absolutely terrified.
3684
02:50:48,697 --> 02:50:50,072
Belfort, on your feet.
3685
02:50:50,157 --> 02:50:52,450
But I needn't have been.
3686
02:50:52,659 --> 02:50:55,286
You see, for a brief fleeting moment,
3687
02:50:55,996 --> 02:50:58,039
I'd forgotten I was rich.
3688
02:50:59,041 --> 02:51:02,501
And I lived in a place
where everything was for sale.
3689
02:51:05,005 --> 02:51:07,715
Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
3690
02:51:07,799 --> 02:51:10,676
So listen. I've met some
bad motherfuckers in my life.
3691
02:51:10,761 --> 02:51:14,221
I'm talking about rock stars,
professional athletes, gangsters.
3692
02:51:14,306 --> 02:51:16,098
I'm telling you,
some real bad motherfuckers.
3693
02:51:16,183 --> 02:51:18,476
But this guy, my good friend,
3694
02:51:18,560 --> 02:51:21,312
Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single
3695
02:51:21,396 --> 02:51:24,190
baddest motherfucker I have ever met.
3696
02:51:24,733 --> 02:51:26,442
So I want you right now
3697
02:51:26,526 --> 02:51:29,654
to give a warm Auckland,
New Zealand welcome
3698
02:51:29,738 --> 02:51:34,116
for my good friend
and the world's greatest sales trainer,
3699
02:51:34,201 --> 02:51:36,452
Mr. Jordan Belfort!
3700
02:51:47,422 --> 02:51:48,714
Thank you.
3701
02:52:11,697 --> 02:52:13,406
Sell me this pen.
3702
02:52:17,995 --> 02:52:20,037
It's...
3703
02:52:20,330 --> 02:52:22,081
It's an amazing pen.
3704
02:52:22,416 --> 02:52:24,583
For professionals, it's a...
3705
02:52:27,713 --> 02:52:29,422
Sell me this pen.
3706
02:52:30,424 --> 02:52:31,632
Well, it's a nice pen.
3707
02:52:31,717 --> 02:52:33,009
You can use the pen
3708
02:52:33,093 --> 02:52:36,303
to write down thoughts
from your life so you can...
3709
02:52:38,098 --> 02:52:41,434
Sell me this pen.
3710
02:52:43,437 --> 02:52:44,645
Well...
3711
02:52:45,022 --> 02:52:48,607
This pen works
and I personally love this pen...277396