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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:50,007 The world of investing can be a jungle. 2 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,260 Bulls. Bears. 3 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,220 Danger at every turn. 4 00:00:54,763 --> 00:01:00,351 That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. 5 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:04,897 Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. 6 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,983 Stratton Oakmont. 7 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,943 Stability. 8 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,737 Integrity. 9 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:12,613 Pride. 10 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,033 One! 11 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:17,827 Two! 12 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,495 Three! 13 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,504 Twenty-five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye! 14 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,340 Come on! Let's go! 15 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,010 One! 16 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:35,511 Two! 17 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:37,722 Three! 18 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,349 My name is Jordan Belfort. 19 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,642 Not him. 20 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,436 Me. That's right. 21 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,396 I'm a former member of the middle class 22 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:49,358 raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. 23 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:53,112 The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, 24 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,823 I made $49 million, 25 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:59,327 which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. 26 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,625 No, no, no. My Ferrari was white, 27 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,878 like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red. 28 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,426 See that humongous estate down there? 29 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,844 That's my house. 30 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,471 For millionaires whose ships... 31 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:22,809 My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, 32 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,019 a former model and Miller Lite girl. 33 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,146 Yeah. 34 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,774 She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari. 35 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,401 So put your dick back in your pants. 36 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,196 In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids, 37 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,156 I own a mansion, private jet, 38 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,866 six cars, three horses, 39 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:42,537 two vacation homes, and a 170-foot yacht. 40 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,456 Anchors aweigh! 41 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:52,213 I also gamble like a degenerate. I drink like a fish. 42 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:55,091 I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week. 43 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,010 I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me. 44 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,763 Oh, yeah, and I love drugs. 45 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,270 Okay. 46 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,522 - One more round. - Oh, yeah. 47 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,440 - Oh, you like it? - Yeah. 48 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,121 Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake! 49 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,455 Relax! 50 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,500 Just relax. 51 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,638 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. 52 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,307 Good job. 53 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,976 You get in there safe, all right? 54 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,895 Till the next time, brother. 55 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,521 Till next time. 56 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,363 Yup, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs 57 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:04,869 to sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month. 58 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:06,996 Okay, Mr. Jordan. 59 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,666 I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my "back pain," 60 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,585 Adderall to stay focused, 61 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,588 Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, 62 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,633 cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well, 63 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,176 because it's awesome. 64 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,385 Good morning, Nathan. 65 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,645 But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, 66 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,772 there is one that is my absolute favorite. 67 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,358 You see, 68 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,819 enough of this shit'll make you invincible. 69 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,614 Able to conquer the world, 70 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,824 and eviscerate your enemies. 71 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,955 And I'm not talking about this. 72 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,957 I'm talking about this. 73 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,837 See, money doesn't just buy you a better life, 74 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,423 better food, better cars, better pussy. 75 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,801 It also makes you a better person. 76 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,471 You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. 77 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,683 You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. 78 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,690 I always wanted to be rich. So let me go back. 79 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,067 I'm 22 years old, newly married, 80 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,736 and already a money-crazed little shit. 81 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,988 So what do I do? 82 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:25,408 I go to the one place on Earth that befit my high-minded ambitions. 83 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,078 I love you. 84 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,717 You are lower than pond scum. 85 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,761 You got a problem with that, 86 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,513 Jordan? 87 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,682 No. No problem at all. 88 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,475 Good. Because that is what you are. 89 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,935 Pond scum. 90 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,270 Your job is connector, 91 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:58,107 which means that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day 92 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:01,110 trying to connect me with wealthy business owners. 93 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,154 And until you pass your Series 7, 94 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,448 that is all you're gonna fucking be doing. Sit. 95 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,782 Sit! 96 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,203 Now just so you know, last year I made over $300,000. 97 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:14,874 The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million. 98 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,584 A million dollars? 99 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,628 I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be. 100 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,631 - Jordan Belfort. - Yes, sir. 101 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,383 - Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you. 102 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:27,053 And you as well. I see you've already met the village asshole. 103 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,763 Smile and dial. 104 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,348 And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00. 105 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,975 Hey, fuck him. 106 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,686 I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker. 107 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,563 Why don't you blow me, Hanna? 108 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,983 Now did you really pitch a stock in your job interview? 109 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,818 I had to do something to stand out. Right, sir? 110 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,571 I fucking love that. 111 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,782 - Lunch. Today. - Yeah. 112 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,701 We don't start dialing at 9:30 113 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,662 because our clients are already answering the phone. 114 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,373 Three. Two. One. 115 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,458 Let's fuck! 116 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,128 You want to know what money sounds like? 117 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,172 Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. 118 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,715 "Fuck" this, "shit" that. 119 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,342 "Cunt," "cock," "asshole." 120 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,511 I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other. 121 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,887 - Good fucking package... - Piece of shit! 122 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,597 I was hooked in seconds. 123 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,850 It was like mainlining adrenaline. 124 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,228 Yeah. Fuckface, look at where the stock's at today, huh? 125 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,189 You motherfucker, you can't get any at 44... 126 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,566 - Pick up the cocksucking phone! - Sorry... 127 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,488 You are such a fucking douchebag, Hanna. 128 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,324 We don't give two shits about how technology works 129 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,035 because all we care about is getting fucking rich. 130 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,411 - Solid, 2,000. - Jordan Belfort. 131 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:37,915 Done! 132 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,625 Time to paint the tape. 133 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,963 2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole! 134 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,339 Come on. 135 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:49,093 Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot. 136 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:53,097 In. In. Shut that motherfucker. Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! 137 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,306 Sold! 138 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,742 Yeah. 139 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,001 Tootski? 140 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,503 Oh, no. Thank you, though. 141 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:27,173 Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon? 142 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,967 Well, Hector, here's the game plan. 143 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,511 You're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis. 144 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,138 You know how I like them. Straight up. 145 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,849 And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that, 146 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,267 you're gonna bring us two more. 147 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,645 Then two more after that every five minutes 148 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,939 until one of us passes the fuck out. 149 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,650 Excellent strategy, sir. 150 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,569 I'm good with water for now. 151 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,987 Thank you. 152 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,948 It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time. 153 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,743 - Thank you. - Thank you. 154 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:57,786 Mr. Hanna? 155 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:04,168 You're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? 156 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,086 How the fuck else would you do this job? 157 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,339 Cocaine and hookers, my friend. 158 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,840 Right. 159 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:15,638 Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. I mean... 160 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,598 The clients you have are absolutely... 161 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,141 Fuck the clients. 162 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,978 Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. 163 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,314 You got a girlfriend? 164 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,941 I'm married. I have a wife. 165 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,109 Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair. 166 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,486 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 167 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,904 Think about Teresa. 168 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,155 Name of the game. 169 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:37,076 Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket. 170 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,244 Right. 171 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,995 But if you make your clients money at the same time, 172 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,331 it's advantageous to everyone. Correct? 173 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,166 No. 174 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,169 Number one rule of Wall Street. 175 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,338 Nobody... 176 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,590 I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett. 177 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:56,303 Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles. 178 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,389 Least of all stockbrokers, right? 179 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,058 It's all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is? 180 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,519 Fugayzi. It's a fake. 181 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,021 Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's... 182 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,440 Fairy dust. It doesn't exist. 183 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,944 It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. 184 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,029 It's not fucking real. 185 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,948 - Right? - Right. 186 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,741 Stay with me. 187 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,119 We don't create shit. We don't build anything. 188 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,370 No. 189 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,290 So if you got a client who bought stock at eight 190 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,792 and it now sits at 16, he's all fucking happy. 191 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,962 He wants to cash in, liquidate, take his fucking money and run home. 192 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,006 - You don't let him do that. - Okay. 193 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,966 - 'Cause that would make it real. - Right. 194 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,301 No. What do you do? 195 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,344 You get another brilliant idea. 196 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,887 A special idea. 197 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:43,559 Another "situation." Another stock to reinvest his earnings and then some. 198 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,894 And he will, every single time. 199 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,063 'Cause they're fucking addicted. 200 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,233 And you just keep doing this, again and again and again. 201 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,986 Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich, 202 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,155 which he is, on paper. 203 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,906 But you and me, the brokers, 204 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:02,119 we're taking home cold hard cash via commission, motherfucker. 205 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:03,912 Right. 206 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,584 That's incredible, sir. I can't tell you how excited I am. 207 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,127 You should be. 208 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,964 There's two keys to success in the broker business. 209 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,632 First of all... 210 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,678 - You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah. 211 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,888 Do you jerk off? 212 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,016 Do I... Do I jerk off? 213 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,310 Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah. 214 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,686 How many times a week? 215 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,356 Like three or four. 216 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,733 - Three or four times, maybe five. - Gotta pump those numbers up. 217 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,319 Those are rookie numbers in this racket. 218 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:39,073 I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. 219 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,866 - Wow. - Once in the morning 220 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,410 right after I work out, then once right after lunch. 221 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,870 Really? 222 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,873 I want to. That's not why I do it. 223 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,084 I do it 'cause I fucking need to. 224 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,669 Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. 225 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,714 All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. 226 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,840 Bang, bang, bang. 227 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,134 Fucking digits. 228 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,638 All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. 229 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,972 All right? 230 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,558 It kind of wigs some people out. Right. 231 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,769 You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. 232 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,521 I keep the rhythm below the belt. 233 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,855 Done. 234 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,607 This is not a tip, this is a prescription. 235 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,858 Trust me. 236 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,444 If you don't, you will fall out of balance, 237 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,655 split your differential and tip the fuck over. 238 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,031 Or worse yet, 239 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,325 I've seen this happen, implode. 240 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,868 No, I don't want to implode, sir. 241 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,120 No. No, you don't. 242 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,454 I'm in it for the long run, you know? 243 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,123 - Implosions are ugly. - Yeah. 244 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,375 Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. 245 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,459 When you get really good at it, 246 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,671 you'll fucking be stroking it and you'll be thinking about money. 247 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,843 Second key to success in this racket 248 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,177 is this little baby right here. 249 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,637 It's called cocaine. 250 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,013 Right. 251 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,934 It'll keep you sharp between the ears. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. 252 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,394 And guess what? 253 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,020 That's good for me. 254 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,022 Yes, sir. 255 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,275 Revolutions. You follow? 256 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,443 Revolutions. 257 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,778 Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel. 258 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:03,407 And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365, 259 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,410 every decade, every goddamn century. 260 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,911 That's it. 261 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,705 The name of the game. 262 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,291 Halkidiki? 263 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,500 Thank you. 264 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:26,930 Come on. 265 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,062 We're the common denominator. 266 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,156 Keep it up for me. 267 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,158 You've seen the echo 268 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,784 And the money comes in 269 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,287 The parade comes to town 270 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,164 Going down Broadway 271 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,832 It's a one-way street 272 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,167 Whichever way I go 273 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,464 The next six months, 274 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,883 I got to know the ins and outs of Wall Street. 275 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,595 Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7. 276 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,810 Oh, fuckers. 277 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:24,696 Then I was a licensed broker at last, 278 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,740 ready to make my fortune. 279 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:31,411 My first day as a future Master of the Universe. 280 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,004 I have Exxon at 861/4 six months ago. 281 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,465 Today it is trading at 361/2. 282 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,716 Mr... 283 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,098 They called it Black Monday. 284 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,391 No shit. 285 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,562 By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points. 286 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,481 The biggest plummet since the crash of '29. 287 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,941 I know your family, you know mine. 288 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,027 No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit. 289 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,445 Let them do what they want to fucking do. 290 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,780 Our market's solid. 291 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,490 This is not something that you want to sell. 292 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,158 You know what happened? A fucking tsunami. 293 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,535 I think you're making a big mistake. 294 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,036 Yes, I will talk to your wife. 295 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,204 Trust me, do not answer the phone. 296 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,249 A lot of people are gonna be calling you, trying to get your dirty laundry. 297 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,625 We don't know what's going on here. 298 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,960 I know. I know. 299 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,388 Holy 300 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,309 fucking shit! 301 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,729 Unbelievable. 302 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,273 My first shitty day as a broker. 303 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,775 Within a month, L.F. Rothschild, 304 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:48,572 an institution since 1899, closed its doors. 305 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,074 Wall Street had swallowed me up 306 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,535 and shit me right back out again. 307 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,207 We could pawn my engagement ring if we needed to. 308 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,792 - Babe... - Because I don't mind. 309 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:01,960 If we needed to, I'm saying... 310 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,587 - Will you listen to me? - Okay. 311 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,797 You're not pawning anything. Okay? 312 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,257 - Okay. - What do I always tell you? 313 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,467 You're gonna be a millionaire. 314 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,053 That's right. Okay? Just let me look. 315 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,220 We'll find something. 316 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,972 - How about this? - What? 317 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,516 Nobody Beats the Wiz, the electronics store. 318 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,060 Stock boy. What do you think? 319 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,394 You're not gonna work at that place. 320 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520 Yeah, but, you know, you start off... 321 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,688 Jordan, you're gonna be miserable at that place 322 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,814 - if you go there. - I know. 323 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,108 It's sales. You work your way up, you'll be a general manager. 324 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,985 - You're not gonna be a stock boy. - Why not? 325 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,737 'Cause you're a stockbroker. 326 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,198 You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now? 327 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,741 You understand that? 328 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,284 Okay? 329 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,041 This place is. 330 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,834 - What? - What's that say? 331 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,127 "Stockbrokers." 332 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,880 In Long Island? 333 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,548 - Stockbrokers in Long Island? - Yeah. 334 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,342 It's in Long Island. So what? 335 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,197 Hey, I'm looking for Investor's Center. 336 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,117 What's that? You want to invest? 337 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,286 No. Investor's Center. I'm looking for Investor's Center. 338 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,040 Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it. 339 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,667 - I'm Dwayne. Yeah. - You're Dwayne? 340 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,752 Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone. 341 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,295 I'm Jordan Belfort. 342 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,631 I'm the broker from Rothschild in New York. 343 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,800 Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you? 344 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,009 We had a conversation... 345 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,344 We spoke on the phone earlier, right? 346 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,762 - Two hours ago. - Right. 347 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,847 Yeah. 348 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,976 They're up and comers. That's what that means. 349 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,894 It's three cents a share, that's $3! 350 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,438 You cheap fuck! 351 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,398 So... 352 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,443 So where are your Quotrons here? 353 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,403 - Quotrons? - Yeah. Your computers. 354 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,779 No, no. We don't even need computers here. 355 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,573 We just trade right off the pink sheets here. 356 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,491 - Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're penny stocks. 357 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,410 You know, companies that can't get listed on NASDAQ, 358 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,661 they don't have enough capital? 359 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,871 Their shares trade here. 360 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,664 - Penny stocks? - Yeah. 361 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,625 This one, Aerodyne, is a really interesting... 362 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,085 Or Aerotyne... 363 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,628 Aerotyne, yeah. 364 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,338 Aero... Aerotyne... 365 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,798 Aerotyne. Yeah. 366 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,008 Very hot stock right now. 367 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,092 Oh, yeah? 368 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,427 They're just a couple of brothers that are making 369 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,803 radar detectors out of their garage. 370 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,929 They're out in Dubuque. 371 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,264 Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure. 372 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,766 But you call the company's main line, 373 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,642 their mom, Dorothy, answers and she is so sweet. 374 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,644 - Good company. - I actually don't know what else to... 375 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,314 I don't know anything else about them other than that. 376 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,940 Six cents a share? 377 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,985 Hey, come on. Who buys this crap? 378 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,195 Well, I mean... 379 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,613 Honestly, mostly schmucks. 380 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,698 Postmen, there's always postmen. 381 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,700 Plumbers. 382 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,828 They see our ads in the back of Hustler and Popular Mechanics. 383 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,748 Our ads actually say they can get rich quick. 384 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,041 - Hustler? - Yeah. 385 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,334 You know, those girlie magazines. 386 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,877 Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag. 387 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,086 - A lot. - Yeah. 388 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,797 We're helping them finance houses, 389 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,799 we're helping them buy their wife a diamond ring... 390 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,925 A boat maybe. 391 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,886 Is this... Is this stuff regulated or are you guys... 392 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,054 What are you doing here? 393 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,933 Sort of. 394 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,226 Sort of? 395 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,480 Jesus Christ, the spread on these is huge. 396 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,815 Yeah. And that's the point, that's... 397 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,982 What's your name again? 398 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,400 Mine... Jordan Belfort. 399 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,319 Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock? 400 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,405 I make one percent. Or I did make one percent. 401 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,324 Pink sheets, it's 50. 402 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,578 It's 50%? 403 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,789 50% commission? 404 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,582 - Yup. - For what? 405 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,793 It's our markup for our services. 406 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,587 And so if I... If I... 407 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,716 If I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks? 408 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,344 If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, 409 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,013 I will personally give you a blowjob for free. 410 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,475 And I hope it happens. 411 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,104 Hello, John, how are you doing today? 412 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,815 You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back 413 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,735 requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential 414 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,487 with very little downside risk. 415 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,489 - Does that ring a bell? - Yeah, I may have sent something. 416 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,701 Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, 417 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,453 something just came across my desk, John. 418 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,540 It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. 419 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,543 If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. You got a minute? 420 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,627 Actually, I'm really very... 421 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,171 The name of the company, Aerotyne International. 422 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,508 It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest 423 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,510 awaiting imminent patent approval 424 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,138 on the next generation of radar detectors 425 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:27,642 that have both huge military and civilian applications now. 426 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,019 Right now, John, 427 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,563 the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. 428 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,024 And by the way, John, our analysts indicate 429 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,401 it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. 430 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:42,449 Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000! 431 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,075 Jesus! That's my mortgage, man. 432 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,744 Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage. 433 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,329 This stock will pay off my house? 434 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,498 John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, 435 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,085 is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. 436 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,756 I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. 437 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,424 And in the case of Aerotyne, 438 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,135 based on every technical factor out there, John, 439 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,347 we are looking at a grand slam home run. 440 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,308 Okay, let's do it. I'll do four grand. 441 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,602 $4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John. 442 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,145 Let me lock in that trade right now 443 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,521 and get back to you with my secretary 444 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,523 with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John? 445 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,858 - Yeah, sounds good. - Great. 446 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,109 Hey, John. 447 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,236 Thank you for your vote of confidence. 448 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,738 And welcome to the Investor's Center. 449 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,948 Yeah, thanks a lot, man. 450 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,324 Bye-bye. 451 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,371 How'd you fucking do that? 452 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,125 Just like that, I made two grand. 453 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,962 The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire. 454 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,798 Great! Even better! 455 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,551 I was selling garbage to garbage men and making cash hand over fist. 456 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,179 The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more. 457 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,891 So I was selling them shit. 458 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,728 But the way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket. 459 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,647 I knew how to spend it better. 460 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,400 Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot? 461 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,901 Yeah. 462 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,945 - It's a nice ride. - Thanks, man. 463 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,238 Donnie Azoff. 464 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,364 Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort. 465 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,740 - Nice to meet you. - How you doing? 466 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,659 You know, actually, I see that car around. 467 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,411 - I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where? 468 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,287 I think we live in the same building. 469 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,455 - No shit? - Yeah, yeah. 470 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,249 - Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on? 471 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,458 Fourth floor. 472 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,377 - I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right. 473 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,422 What do you do, bro? 474 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,383 What do you mean, what do I do? 475 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,676 For work, what do you do? 476 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,927 I'm a stockbroker. 477 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,762 - Stockbroker? - Yeah. 478 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,431 Children's furniture. 479 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,807 Oh, good for you. 480 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,267 It's all right. 481 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,810 You make a lot of money? 482 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,938 Yeah, I do all right for myself. 483 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,273 I'm trying to put it together. 484 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,317 You got your fucking nice car, we live in the same building. I just... 485 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,987 I'm not understanding... How much money do you make? 486 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,866 I don't know. $70,000 last month. 487 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,743 Get the fuck... 488 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,619 Get the fuck out of here. 489 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,954 No, I'm serious. 490 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,289 Yeah, no, I'm serious, too. 491 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,416 Seriously, how much money do you make? 492 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,793 I told you. $70,000. 493 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,421 Well, technically, $72,000. 494 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,465 Last month. Something like that. 495 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,551 You made 72 grand in one month? 496 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,802 Yeah. 497 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,475 I'll tell you what. 498 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,728 You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it, 499 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,147 I quit my job right now and I work for you. 500 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,489 Hey, Paulie, what's up? 501 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,908 No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine. 502 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,409 Hey, listen, I quit. 503 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,369 And he did quit his job. 504 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,414 Which I thought was a little weird. I mean, I just met this fucking guy. 505 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,374 Don't fucking tell Susan. It's none of her business. 506 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,793 There were other things about him, too. 507 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,003 Like his phosphorescent white teeth. 508 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,254 ...wife! I gotta fucking deal with your wife? 509 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,507 The fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses 510 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,550 just to look more WASP-y. 511 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,512 And then, there were these rumors. 512 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,223 I heard some stupid shit. I don't know. 513 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,767 Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just... 514 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,644 - It's stupid. - Shit with me? 515 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,896 You know, people say shit. I don't even know. 516 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,398 I don't even listen to it half the time. 517 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,067 What are they saying? 518 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,612 Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. 519 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,905 I don't even listen to it. 520 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,533 Bro, it's not like that. 521 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,076 It's not like that. 522 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,870 Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No? 523 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,956 Yeah, my wife. Yeah. 524 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,791 My wife is my cousin, or whatever. 525 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,502 But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know. 526 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,546 Is she like a first cousin, or is she... 527 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,880 Yeah, no, she's, you know... 528 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,924 Her... Her father 529 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,677 is the brother of my mom. 530 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,387 It's not like, what... You know. 531 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,013 Look, we grew up together. 532 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,474 And she grew up hot, you know. She fucking grew up hot. 533 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,309 And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know. 534 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,270 And I'm not gonna let someone... 535 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,938 You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin, 536 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,483 so, you know, I used the cousin thing as like an in with her. 537 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,069 I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin. 538 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,821 You know, if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, 539 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,781 it's gonna be me, out of respect. You know? 540 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:52,991 No, I get it. Yeah. 541 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,243 I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? 542 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,536 - What? Having kids with her? - Yeah. 543 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,829 No. We have two kids. 544 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,372 And they're... I mean... 545 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,041 I don't want to get personal, but they're okay? 546 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,252 No, they're not retarded or anything like that. 547 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,254 But there's a big chance, right, if... 548 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,673 Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know, 549 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:12,260 60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever. 550 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,428 That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. 551 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,847 Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk, 552 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,682 whether you're fucking cousins or not. 553 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,518 What if something like that happened? 554 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,187 Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded, 555 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,565 I would, you know, drive it up to the country 556 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,317 and just, like, you know, open the door and say, 557 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,611 "You're free now." You know, like, "Run free." 558 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,196 You know? 559 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,952 You're completely fucking with me. 560 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,956 That's horrible. You're not gonna... 561 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,625 You look like you've... No. 562 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,543 We would take it to, like, an institution or somewhere 563 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,421 that's handled to, like, you know, raise the kid or whatever. 564 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,049 You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy. 565 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:54,469 No, I'm not fucking happy. No one who's married is fucking happy. 566 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,304 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. 567 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,389 Listen, I'm really, you know... 568 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,808 I'm really appreciative for this fucking job. 569 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,060 I'm really enjoying it. 570 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,561 I'm really happy with what you're doing. 571 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,939 Actually, I got you a little present. 572 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,440 - You got me a present? - I got you something. 573 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,816 Oh, fuck. You're sweet. 574 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,151 Yeah. It's in the back though. 575 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:12,612 - What do you mean? - You gotta go out back. 576 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,989 Like it's wrapped up or something? 577 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,574 It's wrapped up. Yeah. 578 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:17,784 - I don't get it. - Neither do I. 579 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,327 Let's fucking go. Come on. 580 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,579 Your turn. 581 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,748 I'm not fucking doing this. You're out of your fucking mind. 582 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,792 - Smoke this shit, bro. - No. 583 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,877 No one's fucking here, bro. 584 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,003 Get the fuck... 585 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,880 Fucking smoke crack with me, bro. 586 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,090 I'm not fucking doing it. 587 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,884 Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro. 588 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,345 - One hit. One hit. That's it. - Okay. 589 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,347 Fucking nut job. 590 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,079 Wow! 591 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,874 Wow. 592 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,879 Let's go run, huh? 593 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,090 We gotta get out of here, buddy. 594 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,968 We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run. 595 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,471 Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears! 596 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,057 Let's run! Let's fucking run! 597 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,143 Let's fucking run! Go! 598 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,602 Go, go, go, go! 599 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,064 You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body. 600 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,649 We're closed right now. 601 00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,735 So please leave us a message. 602 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,486 Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort. 603 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:38,990 My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage. 604 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:41,534 Donnie and I were going out on our own. 605 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,953 And the first thing we needed was brokers. 606 00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:45,955 Guys with sales experience. 607 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,957 So I recruited some of my hometown boys. 608 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:51,210 Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. 609 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:54,672 Chester, who sold tires and weed. 610 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:57,592 And Robbie, who sold anything he could get his hands on. 611 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,968 Mostly weed. 612 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,596 Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay? 613 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,097 This is Brad. 614 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,849 And Brad's the guy I really wanted. 615 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,184 But he didn't go along with us. 616 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,811 He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes, 617 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,647 he'd become the Quaalude king of Bayside. 618 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:12,815 Getting any pussy with that thing or what? 619 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:13,858 Yeah, man, of course. 620 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,860 Bring some of them chicks around here sometime, huh? 621 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,195 Let 'em watch. 622 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,113 Let 'em watch. Know what I mean? 623 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:23,201 Hey, Zip! You tell your sister I was asking about her. 624 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,454 Why don't you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through. 625 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,374 Yeah, man. She said she don't want to talk to you anymore, man. 626 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,666 Get the fuck out of here. 627 00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:33,961 Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what? 628 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,005 Ma! 629 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,674 You listening? It's easier than you think. 630 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,218 Every person you're on the phone with, 631 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,804 they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. 632 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,055 They all want something for nothing. 633 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,599 There was this one time that I was selling pot to this Amish dude. 634 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,059 You know those guys who got like the beard 635 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,186 with like no mustache or some bullshit? 636 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:54,148 Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. 637 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:55,733 I don't understand. 638 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:56,984 What's that got to do with anything? 639 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,945 What the fuck are you talking about? 640 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,905 I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, 641 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,158 but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. 642 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,661 Holy fuck, you did just say that. 643 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,080 What the fuck are you talking about? 644 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,249 Yeah, like Buddhists. They don't give a shit about money. 645 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,334 They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit. 646 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,169 I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. 647 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,005 I'm talking about normal people, working-class, everyday people. 648 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,007 Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy? 649 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,384 There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. 650 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,344 - I'm pretty fucking sure. - There could be. 651 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,680 Can we get some ketchup, please? 652 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,140 Do you guys not want to make money? 653 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,975 I want to make some money. 654 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,351 I want to make some fucking money, okay. 655 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,769 I can sell anything. 656 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,771 Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, 657 00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,773 and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other. 658 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,692 That's the attitude. You can sell anything? 659 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,360 Sell me this fucking pen right here. 660 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,112 You can sell anything. Sell that. Go ahead. 661 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,363 Sell me the pen. 662 00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:45,158 Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten today. 663 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,618 Brad, show them how it's done. Boom. 664 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:49,203 Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on. 665 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,830 You want me to sell this fucking pen? 666 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,416 That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything. 667 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,500 Why don't you do me a favor. 668 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,252 Write your name down on that napkin for me. 669 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,378 I don't have a pen. 670 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,172 Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend. 671 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,339 - Holy shit. - See what I'm saying? 672 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,799 He's creating urgency. 673 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,342 Get them to want to buy the stock. 674 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,303 Convince them it's something they need, you know what I mean? 675 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,554 And that's the thing. 676 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,139 All nuns are lesbians. 677 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,141 What the fuck are you talking about, Otter? 678 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,019 Think about it. They can't keep a dude so they're gonna start fucking chicks. 679 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,229 Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times. 680 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,772 - He's not with us. - Friggin' Rambo. 681 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,191 Now she runs. 682 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,152 But look. I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. 683 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:25,156 Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead, took five years to finish high school. 684 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,159 Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. 685 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:32,497 Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman, thought jujitsu was in Israel. 686 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,041 Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. 687 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,792 He actually went to law school. 688 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,296 I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. 689 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:44,217 Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid 690 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,345 and in no time, I'll make them rich. 691 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,598 Oh, my God. 692 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,141 Jordan, that... 693 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:53,559 You like it, baby? 694 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,394 Oh, my God, it's beautiful. 695 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,897 They're not the biggest stones in the world, 696 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,732 but I promise they're really high quality. 697 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,192 It's beautiful. 698 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,194 They're so beautiful. 699 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,779 Oh, boy. 700 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,280 What? 701 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,866 I know that look. What is it? Go ahead. 702 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:10,618 I don't know, it's... You know... 703 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,496 These stocks... These companies... 704 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,623 They're like crappy companies. 705 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:16,999 - Well, yeah. - Okay. 706 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,459 Yeah, they're terrible. 707 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,004 Don't worry about it. I told you, what I'm doing is completely legal. 708 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,172 Yeah, I know. 709 00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:25,383 But they're not gonna make anyone money though, right? 710 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,261 Well, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. 711 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:29,762 You know how it goes. 712 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,390 Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people 713 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,434 who can, like, afford to lose all that money? 714 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:37,645 Of course. 715 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,856 But rich people don't buy penny stocks. 716 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,817 They just don't. 717 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:44,485 Why not? 718 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,657 Because they're too smart, that's why not. 719 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,743 I mean, what person with a college education 720 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,120 would trust this bunch of jerk-offs? 721 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,413 Hang up the phone. Tell him you'll call him back. 722 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,581 I got five fucking grand on the phone right now! 723 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:57,707 Hey! 724 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,751 But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk-offs? 725 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:04,088 What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money? 726 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,673 Real money. 727 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,925 So I decided to reinvent the company. 728 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,636 Gentlemen, welcome 729 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,514 to Stratton Oakmont. 730 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:18,686 You schnooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. 731 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,813 We're talking about whales here. 732 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,773 Moby fucking Dicks. 733 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:27,069 And with this script, which is now your new harpoon, 734 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,238 I'm gonna teach each and every one of you 735 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,991 to be Captain fucking Ahab. 736 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,701 Get it? Huh? 737 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,161 Captain who? 738 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:36,662 Captain Ahab. From the fucking... 739 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,333 The book, motherfucker. From the book. 740 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,418 Turn your fucking brain on. 741 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,003 - Fuck you. - Jesus fuck, Robbie. 742 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,922 Listen to me. We're a new company with a new name. 743 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:50,176 A company that our clients can believe in. 744 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,179 A company that our clients can trust. 745 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:57,808 A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street 746 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:01,312 that our very founders sailed over on the Mayflower 747 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,230 and chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont 748 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,608 right into Plymouth fucking Rock! 749 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:06,984 You got it? 750 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,236 What we're gonna do is this. 751 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:14,492 First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusively. 752 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,744 Companies these people know. 753 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,873 Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit. 754 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,669 The pink sheets, the penny stocks, where we make the money. 755 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,921 50% commission, baby. 756 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,007 Now the key to making money in a situation like this 757 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:33,094 is to position yourself now before the settlement. 758 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:36,097 Because by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal, 759 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,057 it's already too late. 760 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,267 Then you wait. 761 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,435 You wait. 762 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,105 And whoever speaks first loses. 763 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,358 Sorry... 764 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,943 I appreciate the call. 765 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:53,239 I really have to give this some thought and talk to my wife about it. 766 00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,657 Can I call you back? 767 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,033 They don't know, right? They gotta think about it, 768 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,494 they gotta talk to their fucking wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy. 769 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,371 Point is, it doesn't matter what the fuck they say. 770 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,958 The only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys. 771 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,668 And why should they trust you? I mean, look at you. 772 00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:07,503 You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen, right? 773 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,297 So, what do you say? 774 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:13,551 You mean to tell me that if I put you in at Union Carbide at seven 775 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,052 and took you out at 32... 776 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,722 Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47... 777 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:20,266 U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41... 778 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,017 You wouldn't be saying to me right now, "Chester, 779 00:34:22,144 --> 00:34:23,894 "pick me up a few thousand shares of Disney 780 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,105 "on the spot, right now. Come on." 781 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:27,523 Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously? 782 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,941 I don't know you. 783 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,318 You cold-called me. You're a total stranger. 784 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,238 I am in complete agreement with you. You don't know me, I don't know you. 785 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,949 Let me introduce myself to you. My name is Alden Kupferberg. 786 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,367 - Robbie Feinberg. - Chester Ming. 787 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,286 I'm Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont... 788 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,787 ...and I plan on being one of the... 789 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:44,165 ...top brokers in my firm next year. 790 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,167 And I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley. 791 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,252 I do wanna say that you sound like a... 792 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,087 You sound like a pretty sincere guy. 793 00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:52,423 It's not gonna make you rich and it's not gonna make you poor. 794 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,967 But what this trade will do is serve as... 795 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,303 ...a benchmark for future business, Kevin. 796 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,221 You feel comfortable with me now, Scotty? 797 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,598 And then you'll know for sure 798 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,725 that you finally found a broker on Wall Street 799 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,351 that you can trust, 800 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:08,022 and who can consistently make you money. 801 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,523 Sound fair enough? 802 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,527 You know what... Yeah. 803 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,489 I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed. 804 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,325 What are you thinking? 805 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,493 Kevin. 806 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,953 You give me one shot here 807 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,664 on a blue chip stock like Kodak, 808 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,958 and believe me, Kevin, 809 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,544 the only problem you're gonna have 810 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,047 is that you didn't buy more. 811 00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:34,715 Sound fair enough? 812 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,259 Shit. My... 813 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,807 My wife might divorce me, but... 814 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:44,058 Yeah, let's do it. 815 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,144 Excellent choice, Kevin. 816 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,063 How much do you want to go for this time? 817 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:51,106 Let's do five... $5,000. 818 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,358 Can we try 8,000, Kevin? 819 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,776 All right. Let's do 10. 820 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,152 - Ten. - You want to do that? 821 00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:56,237 Excellent choice! 822 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,114 Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you in a few minutes 823 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,491 with an exact confirmation, Kevin. 824 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,160 And welcome to Stratton Oakmont. 825 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,412 Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer. 826 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,622 This is fun. 827 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:07,915 Take it easy, Kev. 828 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,917 Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a... 829 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,586 Fuck that motherfucker! 830 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:14,547 That's what I'm talking about! 831 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,301 What a fucking idiot. 832 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:22,847 The one thing I know about in this world is airlines. 833 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,308 And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines. 834 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,518 Get in now or... 835 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,353 - I'm Nicky Koskoff... - Chester Ming... 836 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,939 ...and I'm a Senior Vice President with Stratton Oakmont. 837 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:36,151 Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss. 838 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:37,695 When did he pass? 839 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:38,779 Just say I'm wrong, right. 840 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:39,905 And the stock goes down a couple points... 841 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,490 ...and it makes you, in the words of my grandfather, 842 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,368 God rest his soul, "A shit ton of money." 843 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,578 It's like getting in on fucking sunlight 844 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,288 before there was fucking sunlight. You understand? 845 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,123 Can we do 8,000 shares? 846 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,666 Okay, 25,000. 847 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,794 That's a very intelligent decision. 848 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,504 I'm gonna transfer you to my sales associate. 849 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,464 Rhonda! 850 00:36:58,174 --> 00:36:59,466 - Rhonda! ...put you through to Andrea. 851 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,176 Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda? 852 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,059 Everybody have a good week? 853 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,185 Yeah! 854 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,688 The end of the month. 855 00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:16,191 $28.7 million in gross commissions, 856 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:19,570 all from pink sheet stock, boys! 857 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,908 And to celebrate with our weekly act of debauchery, 858 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,743 I have offered our lovely sales assistant, 859 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,745 Danielle Harrison, here, 860 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:31,582 $10,000 to shave her fucking head! 861 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,375 Yeah! 862 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,337 Yeah, you want this? 863 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:37,504 You want this? 864 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,007 Let's scalp her! Scalp her! 865 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,426 Let the scalping begin! 866 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,473 Scalp! Scalp! Scalp! 867 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:54,688 FYI, boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants! 868 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:58,192 She's already got C cups, but now she wants fucking double D's! 869 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,028 Is this a great fucking company or what? 870 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:06,241 Is this the greatest company in the world? 871 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:10,663 Donnie! 872 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:14,208 Blow the roof off this motherfucker! 873 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,446 Champagne? 874 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,828 Send in the stripees! 875 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,280 Mine! 876 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,965 Word about us spread throughout Wall Street. 877 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,342 Even the places I didn't want it to. 878 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,021 It wasn't long before Forbes magazine, 879 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,899 the flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me. 880 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:05,277 Let me ask you, how do you see the future for Stratton Oakmont? 881 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,528 One word? 882 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,741 Diversification. 883 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,117 Sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough. 884 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:13,202 - I appreciate your time. - Fantastic. 885 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:14,286 Can we get a quick picture? 886 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,874 A total fucking hatchet job. 887 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,126 This conniving little twat! Look at this! 888 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:24,379 "The Wolf of Wall Street" they call me. Look. 889 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,422 Your hair looks good. 890 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:26,924 - Well, my hair looks good. - Yeah. 891 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:31,136 "Jordan Belfort, sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood 892 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:33,847 "who takes from the rich and gives to himself 893 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,724 "and his merry little band of brokers." 894 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,643 - Read that. Read it. - Listen. 895 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:41,105 There is no such thing as bad publicity, sweetheart. 896 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,689 Read the article, babe. 897 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,234 Jordan, you look great! You're in a huge magazine. 898 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,902 Big fucking deal I look great. 899 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,530 Mr. Belfort! Can you look at my resume, please? 900 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,532 Excuse me, excuse me, sir! 901 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,410 Calm the fuck down! 902 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,287 What the hell's all this? 903 00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,207 It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now. 904 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,458 Hey! What did I say? 905 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:02,709 I'm just trying to be nice. 906 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,629 Hey, you want a job, you talk to me! 907 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,005 - Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute. 908 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,716 Forbes made me a superstar. 909 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:15,764 Every day, dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door. 910 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:19,768 If we hired 'em, they dropped straight out of college overnight 911 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:23,981 and spent whatever allowance they had on a new suit from our Stratton tailor. 912 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,607 Are you fucking serious right now? 913 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:29,778 I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids' backs. 914 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,865 And here comes this jerk-off sniffing around. 915 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,118 But, you know, every time someone rises up in this world, 916 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,580 there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down. 917 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:44,918 Within months, we doubled in size, moved to even bigger offices. 918 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,594 It was a madhouse. 919 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,262 A greed-fest, 920 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:59,266 with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. 921 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:00,809 Yes! 922 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:05,439 It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone 923 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,441 between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00. 924 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,194 But I'm telling you, even that didn't help. 925 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:13,322 Actually, the madness started on our very first day, 926 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:14,865 when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, 927 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,075 christened the elevator by getting a blowjob 928 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,702 from a sales assistant. 929 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,662 Her name was Pam, and to her credit, 930 00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:25,792 she did have this amazing technique, with this wild twist and jerk motion. 931 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,294 About a month later, 932 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,296 Donnie and I decided to double-team her 933 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,547 on a Saturday afternoon 934 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:33,383 while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses. 935 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,052 Eventually, Ben married her, 936 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:37,596 which was pretty amazing considering she blew 937 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,973 every single guy in the office. 938 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:43,310 Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later. 939 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:47,856 Anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the Enforcer. 940 00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:49,608 Stratton's very own Gestapo. 941 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,488 We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper, 942 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:58,492 which could be set off by something as innocuous as a ringing telephone. 943 00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:02,287 Who the fuck has the goddamn gall 944 00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:04,998 to call this house on a Tuesday night? 945 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,251 God damn it! 946 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,377 You're gonna miss it! 947 00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:10,295 Please, tell me something I don't know. 948 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:13,131 I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer 949 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:15,509 and they have to fucking... Hello. 950 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,302 But as soon as he picked up the phone... 951 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:18,679 Gene. How are you, Gene? 952 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,722 ...he'd affect this weird British accent. 953 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,016 Right-o, Gene, that'd be great. 954 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,309 Cheerio. 955 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:25,435 It was absolutely bizarre. 956 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,062 The fucking halfwit! 957 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,188 - He'd hang up... - You missed it! 958 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,524 ...and then he's Mad Max all over again. 959 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:31,650 Damn it! 960 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,944 All right, tell me what happened. What happened? 961 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,154 Well, he discovered it was the mother's sister. 962 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,656 Who's he? Who? Tell me who... 963 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,324 The main guy. You know who the main... 964 00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,492 The main guy... 965 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,911 It was his mother's sister. She showed up dead. 966 00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,956 Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know 967 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,708 everything we were doing at Stratton. 968 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,835 And then there's a big target and we... 969 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,878 They get launched at the target. They stick. 970 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:54,089 There's a bull's-eye and the bull's-eye's a dollar sign. 971 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,257 Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign 972 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,300 gets the most points. 973 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,593 I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing. 974 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,595 So if it gets hurt, what happens? 975 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,972 'Cause we're gonna get fucking nuts. 976 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,307 I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like... 977 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,142 They got like superhuman strength. 978 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,435 I think he's gonna be fine. 979 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,478 You can't look him right in the eyes. 980 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,688 You can't look him in the eye? 981 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,440 That's a fact. I saw it on PBS. 982 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,400 They get confused and their wires get crossed. 983 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,027 You gotta look at their chin. 984 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:16,153 Like it looks like I'm looking at you 985 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,237 but I'm looking at your chin. 986 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,489 I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not, are you? 987 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,450 They're like the Mona Lisa. They find eye contact, 988 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,076 like, wherever you are standing in the room. 989 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:24,369 And they lock in. 990 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,080 No, but there is a limit to what we can do with them? 991 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,290 We're allowed to throw shit at 'em. 992 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,791 We're allowed to throw food? Bananas. 993 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,335 Any food. Correct. 994 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:32,461 But, for example, what I wouldn't do is 995 00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,296 maybe like tell him to pull his cock out 996 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,089 and like get some of the girls to, you know, 997 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,257 fondle him and shit like that. 998 00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:38,342 That would be... That's unacceptable? 999 00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:39,426 Let's keep that in our back pocket. 1000 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,511 This guy is more about throwing at the dartboard. 1001 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:42,596 Correct. Yes, yes, yes. 1002 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,056 The thing is, this is their gift, okay. 1003 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,183 They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart. 1004 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,476 They're top heavy like a lawn dart. 1005 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,560 So they're built for accuracy. 1006 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:50,604 Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy? 1007 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:51,772 That's his fucking brother, Rob. 1008 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,190 His brother's the bowling ball. 1009 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:54,983 The brother, you put a skateboard on him, 1010 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:56,360 you strap him to a skateboard, 1011 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:57,819 you toss him down an alley at some pins. 1012 00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,529 - No shit. That's interesting. - Swear to fucking God. 1013 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,615 - Can we get that guy? - Yeah, we'll get that guy, too. 1014 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,784 But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah. 1015 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,118 - Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will? 1016 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,495 They are very ornery by the way, 1017 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,954 so you gotta be very careful with these little guys. 1018 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,081 Safety first. 1019 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:10,248 Safety is first, all right? 1020 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,209 I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun 1021 00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:13,919 ready to knock this fucker out. 1022 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:16,171 - Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns. 1023 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,255 A pellet gun maybe? 1024 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:18,465 No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him. 1025 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,883 I just want him out. Knocked out cold. 1026 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,552 But I say we stick with the loophole. Right? Okay? 1027 00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:24,554 If we don't consider him a human, 1028 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,765 we just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear. 1029 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:27,891 Like The Flying Wallendas. 1030 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,935 You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody. 1031 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,770 The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind 1032 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:33,688 is that these things gossip. 1033 00:45:33,815 --> 00:45:35,399 They get together and they gossip. 1034 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,858 - That's a good point. - And the last thing 1035 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,111 that we need is them getting together and saying, 1036 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:40,779 "Oh, they made fun of us." 1037 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,447 Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad. 1038 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,616 That's why I love you. You think of shit like that. 1039 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,702 When they come in, we treat it just like one of us. Okay? 1040 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:51,081 One of us. Gooble gobble, one of us. 1041 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:52,749 We accept them, one of us! 1042 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,543 Gooble gobble, one of us. 1043 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:55,961 We accept them, one of us. 1044 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,087 Gooble gobble, one of us! 1045 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,463 Jordan! Your dad's coming. 1046 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,006 Something about the American Express bill. 1047 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,258 Can you get him out of here? 1048 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:02,509 Yeah. Lick my twat. 1049 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:03,844 No, I'm serious! 1050 00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:06,263 Fuck. Guys, act like we're working. 1051 00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:07,806 You got any fucking stock forms? 1052 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,433 He's coming, he's coming. 1053 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,684 Make some shit up. 1054 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,769 I think if we short Pfizer... 1055 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:17,774 $430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh? 1056 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:23,196 Four hundred and fucking 30,000 fucking dollars in one fucking month! 1057 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,449 Good morning. They're business expenses. Relax. 1058 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,741 - Business expenses? - Yes. 1059 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,243 - Jordy, look what you got here. - What? 1060 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:32,205 Look at this. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! 1061 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:33,999 Okay. No, no. This could be explained. 1062 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,501 Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients. 1063 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,462 Right. The porterhouse from Argentina. 1064 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,797 Expensive champagne and... We had to buy champagne. 1065 00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:42,382 And you ordered all the fucking sides. 1066 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,426 - Tell him about the sides. - I ordered sides, so... 1067 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,971 Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? 1068 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,390 What are these sides? They cure cancer? 1069 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,350 The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem. 1070 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,852 That's why they were expensive. 1071 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,854 - Shut the fuck up. - I'm serious. 1072 00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:57,939 - Stop. - And EJ Entertainment? 1073 00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,816 What the fuck is EJ Entertainment? 1074 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,652 Well, that's... 1075 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:03,820 Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment? 1076 00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:04,988 How do I describe this? 1077 00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:06,072 Jord, what is that? 1078 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,241 - It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy! - I know. 1079 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,410 - That's what it is! - That is what it is. 1080 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,496 Isn't that the perfect description for it? 1081 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,165 That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me. 1082 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:16,583 This is all of them. 1083 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,460 - Oh, that was all us? - It wasn't me though. 1084 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,378 Fucking explain this shit to him! 1085 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:23,423 These are all of your fucking charges right here! 1086 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,675 The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine. 1087 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,094 T&E! 1088 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,221 Yeah. I said T&E. 1089 00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,597 - No, no. You said T&A. - No, I didn't. 1090 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:31,681 Yeah, you did. 1091 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,059 - When did I say that? - You said T&A. It's T&E. 1092 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,435 I know you're upset about the dinner, 1093 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,814 and that makes sense because we did spend too much money. But I said T&E. 1094 00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:41,525 Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said. 1095 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:42,901 - Dad. He said T&A. - He did? 1096 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,361 Absolutely, no question. 1097 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:45,570 I'm trying to... 1098 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,696 I'm getting this close! 1099 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:47,989 - Dad, relax. - I'm getting this close. 1100 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,534 That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max. 1101 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:51,660 He's gonna fucking kill you. 1102 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,286 Why do you hold it in? Why do you... 1103 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,080 Max, why do you hold it in? 1104 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,873 That's it. Get the fuck out of here! 1105 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:59,292 - No, no, no! - Asshole, get out of here. 1106 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,461 What kind of hooker takes credit cards? 1107 00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:02,587 A rich one. 1108 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,006 At Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers. 1109 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:07,384 The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material. 1110 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:08,969 They cost between $300 and $500 1111 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,846 and you had to wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, 1112 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:13,807 which, of course, I always did. 1113 00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:17,519 Then came the NASDAQs, who were pretty, not great. 1114 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,938 They cost between 200 and 300 bucks. 1115 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,482 Finally, there were the Pink Sheets. Skanks. 1116 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:25,485 They cost about 100 or less. If you didn't wear a condom, 1117 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:26,820 you'd have to get a penicillin shot 1118 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,281 the next day and pray your dick didn't fall off. 1119 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,199 Not that we didn't fuck them, too. 1120 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,118 Believe me, we did. 1121 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,996 It's that slipped disc thing again. 1122 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,498 I know what it is. You know, too much... 1123 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,333 ...with EJ Entertainment. 1124 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,418 Pops. 1125 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:42,836 How are things at home? 1126 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,504 Well, not the best. 1127 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,132 She just doesn't... You know what I'm saying? 1128 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:48,717 It's like the smell... 1129 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,385 There's a smell, there's an attraction thing. 1130 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:53,054 After a while it kind of fades away a little bit. 1131 00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:54,806 Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away. 1132 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,808 - Supposed to? - That's marriage. You know... 1133 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,519 Your mother and I, we've been married a long, long time. 1134 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,770 What do you think? We're... 1135 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:02,689 We're jumping into bed every two minutes? 1136 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,149 - It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death. 1137 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,401 I want to stay married, Dad, but... 1138 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:07,819 It's crazy out there. 1139 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,404 Some of these girls... You should see them. 1140 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:10,739 Oh, my God! 1141 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:12,449 They're fucking... 1142 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,409 The things they're doing now, Pops. 1143 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,828 I mean... I mean, it's on a whole other level. 1144 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,496 - Really? - And they're all shaved, too. 1145 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,040 - Get out of here! - All shaven. 1146 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,541 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah. 1147 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,835 - Bald as a china doll. - No bush? 1148 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,920 - No bush. - Oh, my God! 1149 00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:29,633 All of a sudden, one week, nobody had anything down there anymore. 1150 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,800 It's a new world. 1151 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,802 They're bald from the eyebrows down. 1152 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,347 - Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers. 1153 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:36,765 Wow. A new world. 1154 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:39,893 I was born too... Too early. 1155 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:42,187 I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. 1156 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,605 - Really? - Yeah. 1157 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,773 I don't mind it. 1158 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,274 Dad. 1159 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,735 I don't want you stressing out about any of this. 1160 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,070 How can I not get stressed out? 1161 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,529 Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you. 1162 00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:52,822 I know they're knuckleheads 1163 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,116 but I need them to want to live like me, you get it? 1164 00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:56,576 To live like me. 1165 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,036 Jordy. 1166 00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:01,873 One of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost. 1167 00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:05,669 You're looking at me like I'm crazy. 1168 00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:09,130 Crazy? This is obscene. 1169 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,757 It was obscene. 1170 00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,467 In the normal world. 1171 00:50:12,802 --> 00:50:14,969 But who the fuck wanted to live there? 1172 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:18,807 Go party your fucking cocks off! 1173 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:25,772 We are about to become fucking legends 1174 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:27,732 on Wall Street! 1175 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:32,320 We got plans up here that's gonna take this company 1176 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:35,365 into the fucking stratosphere! 1177 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:40,120 Wolfie! Wolfie! 1178 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,917 Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them. 1179 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,545 Why should they be taking all our fucking money all the fucking time? 1180 00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:49,796 This way we become the underwriters. 1181 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,423 It was our next big move. 1182 00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:55,093 Finding companies to take public. IPOs. 1183 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,970 It was the only way these Wall Street pricks 1184 00:50:57,054 --> 00:51:00,765 would ever stop thinking of us as some shitkicker bucket shop. 1185 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:02,058 We got Arncliffe International. 1186 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,685 See, we were a little different. 1187 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:07,355 We liked to get as fucked up as possible during our business powwows 1188 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,899 in order to stimulate our free-flowing ideas, 1189 00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:12,986 which is why we were popping these ludes like they were M&M's. 1190 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,155 Steve Madden. 1191 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:17,824 We own the fucking companies... 1192 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:19,701 We own the companies... 1193 00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:21,703 Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you. 1194 00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:23,830 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1195 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:28,668 Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now. 1196 00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:03,453 The Quaalude, 1197 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,456 or lude, as it is commonly referred to, 1198 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:09,042 was first synthesized in 1951 1199 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,795 by an Indian doctor, that's dots, not feathers, 1200 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,296 as a sedative, 1201 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:17,217 and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. 1202 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,136 But pretty soon someone figured out 1203 00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:23,973 that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes, 1204 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:26,392 you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. 1205 00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:30,396 Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course. 1206 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:33,650 And in 1982, the U.S. government Schedule 1'd them. 1207 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,902 Along with the rest of the world. 1208 00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:39,280 Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. 1209 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,325 No shit, you can't even buy 'em anymore. 1210 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,911 You people are all shit out of luck. 1211 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,496 What are you saying? What is it? 1212 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:49,749 Steve Madden. 1213 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,377 Steve. 1214 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,128 You remember those ads? 1215 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,589 Those giant-headed girls with the bug eyes 1216 00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,299 wearing those big clunky shoes? 1217 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,593 My friend from school, Steve Madden. 1218 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,053 His friend from school, Steve Madden. 1219 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,931 Steve Madden was the name in women's shoes at the moment. 1220 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:08,726 And all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public. 1221 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,061 Go ahead, go ahead, what is it? 1222 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:11,437 Except, guess who grew up with him? 1223 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,314 - Women's shoes. - Women's shoes. 1224 00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:15,942 My very own Vice President. 1225 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:17,610 Women's shoes! 1226 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,779 Diamond Donnie Azoff. 1227 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,448 - Steve Madden. - Steve. 1228 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,867 Steve. 1229 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:25,034 Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB. 1230 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,286 You gotta come check this fucking chick out. 1231 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,121 Look at this. Look. 1232 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,087 I would fuck that girl if she was my sister. 1233 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,631 I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS. 1234 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,426 You want to see the Wolf handle this? 1235 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,888 She's hot. 1236 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,723 Cristy. 1237 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,688 Jordan, this is my friend Naomi. 1238 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:56,357 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Naomi. 1239 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:57,984 Naomi, nice to meet you. 1240 00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,819 You got an awesome place here. 1241 00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:02,238 I've don't think I've ever been in a house this big before. 1242 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:03,489 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1243 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:04,782 Beautiful beach out there. 1244 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,034 Blair Hollingsworth. 1245 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,328 Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you. 1246 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,038 - Your name's Blair, right? - Yeah. 1247 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,414 You like to Jet Ski? 1248 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,082 I've never done it before. 1249 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,167 You've never Jet Ski'd in your life? 1250 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,251 No, I've never Jet Ski'd. 1251 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:16,753 You've never been on a Jet Ski? 1252 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,004 How many times are you gonna ask her? 1253 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,464 She's never been on a Jet Ski. 1254 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,175 I don't know. Might ask her a couple more times. 1255 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,844 Okay. Sure. 1256 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,764 Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you. 1257 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:29,849 - Hi. - Jordan, Teresa needs your help. 1258 00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:31,351 Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes. 1259 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:32,769 Just tell her I'll be out in a couple of minutes. 1260 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,312 Why don't you tell your wife that? 1261 00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:35,396 I might do that, but I'm having 1262 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,023 - a conversation right now. - What am I, your secretary? 1263 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,942 You know what, I think we should get going. 1264 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,193 Wait, wait. Where you guys going? 1265 00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:41,736 We gotta go. We got two other parties to go to. 1266 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:43,488 - We can stay for a drink. - Yeah, stay for a drink. 1267 00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,865 No. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to. 1268 00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,116 But we can stay for a drink... 1269 00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:48,368 She's 1270 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:50,203 perfect. 1271 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:51,829 - You like champagne? - I do. 1272 00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:52,956 She's perfect. 1273 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,415 Donnie, what the fuck are you doing? 1274 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,209 You piece of... 1275 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,511 You're gonna have to excuse my friend. He gets... 1276 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:07,971 Get the fuck out! 1277 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,098 Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro. She's so hot! 1278 00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,265 Yeah, Donnie! 1279 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:14,352 Let him fucking finish, Hildy. 1280 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:16,062 That's fucking rude. 1281 00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:17,981 Have some fucking manners. 1282 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:23,945 So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? 1283 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:26,364 Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge. 1284 00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,032 Saturday Night Fever territory. 1285 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,659 That's right. Guinea Gulch. 1286 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,036 We call the Verrazano Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. 1287 00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:33,204 Right. 1288 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:34,914 So I presume you're Italian? 1289 00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:36,207 On my dad's side. 1290 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,502 I'm also Dutch, German, English. 1291 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,087 I'm a mutt. 1292 00:55:41,422 --> 00:55:42,588 Yeah. You're a mutt. 1293 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,008 Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London. 1294 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:47,802 My Aunt Emma. She's the best. 1295 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,847 Very British, you know. She's a classy lady. 1296 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,265 That explains it then. 1297 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,349 Explains what? 1298 00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:56,227 It explains you. I mean, you're a duchess, right? 1299 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,730 The Duchess of Bay Ridge. 1300 00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:02,859 Excuse me. 1301 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,944 Could I get a straw, please? 1302 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,572 Thank you. 1303 00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:15,830 So I was a little surprised you asked Cristy for my number. 1304 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,166 Why is that? 1305 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,878 Aren't you married? 1306 00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:25,423 Well... Yeah, but what? 1307 00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:27,592 Married people can't have friends? 1308 00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:31,262 We're gonna be friends? 1309 00:56:32,473 --> 00:56:35,558 Yeah. You don't want to be my friend? 1310 00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:41,731 We're not gonna be friends. 1311 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,450 And at night I work on my designs. 1312 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,244 I have an entire line of lingerie. 1313 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:58,206 You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties. 1314 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,626 She designs women's panties, too? 1315 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,419 Oh, my God! 1316 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,390 Come on, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment. 1317 00:57:21,522 --> 00:57:23,981 You wanna come up for some tea or something? 1318 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,943 Tea? Yeah. 1319 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,945 - Like hot tea? - Yeah. 1320 00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:30,321 Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah. 1321 00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:32,698 Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted to come up for tea. 1322 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,743 Like Darjeeling or rose hip, something nice like that? 1323 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:36,953 Sure. 1324 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,371 This is Rocky. 1325 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,665 Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky. 1326 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:41,999 Hi, sweetheart. 1327 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,376 Okay. 1328 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,546 Why don't you light a fire or something and I'll be right out. 1329 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,923 - Yeah. Fire, here? - Sure. 1330 00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:53,886 I like your painting here. It's... 1331 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,646 God, help me. How do I fuck this girl? 1332 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,276 You all right? 1333 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,695 Yeah, yeah. Just trying to light the fire here. 1334 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,910 That's it. That's it, you're leaving. 1335 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,871 Don't get involved. Go home to your wife. 1336 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,674 As you can probably guess, 1337 00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,302 I fucked her goddamn brains out... 1338 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,137 Jesus Lord! 1339 00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:40,600 For 11 seconds. 1340 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:52,987 Did you just come? 1341 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,031 Oh, yeah, I just came. 1342 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,408 Did you? Did you come? 1343 00:58:57,618 --> 00:58:59,202 - No. - No? 1344 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:00,369 Okay. 1345 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,622 I'm still hard so just give me a sec. 1346 00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,124 Sure. 1347 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,043 Come on, baby, come on. 1348 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,756 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1349 00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:19,013 Oh, God! 1350 00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:21,015 Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog. 1351 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,516 You have a biscuit or something like that? 1352 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:23,684 It's okay. 1353 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,228 - Just keep going. - Rocky, go play. 1354 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,188 Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go. 1355 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,067 You're crazy. 1356 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,401 I couldn't get enough. 1357 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,820 I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me. 1358 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,657 And it wasn't just about the sex, either. 1359 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,742 Naomi and I got along. I mean, we... 1360 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,661 We had similar interests and shit. 1361 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,626 Choo-choo train. 1362 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,002 Yeah. 1363 00:59:57,177 --> 01:00:00,888 I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. 1364 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:10,189 Yeah, yeah. Let's toke it all on there, huh? 1365 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,401 Oh, shit! 1366 01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:25,162 You! 1367 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:27,290 Get out of the fucking car! 1368 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:28,708 Jesus Christ. 1369 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,377 Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck! 1370 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,463 Relax, sweetheart. Relax. 1371 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,258 - Son of a fucking bitch! - Okay, okay... Geez! 1372 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,634 Okay, babe, stop! 1373 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:39,844 Please. 1374 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,012 Bitch! 1375 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,389 - What are you doing... - That whore from the party? 1376 01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:44,974 Jesus Christ! 1377 01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:46,142 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1378 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,476 I thought you were at the fucking beach! 1379 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,894 I didn't know you were here! 1380 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,521 That's where you've fucking been? 1381 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,315 With that fucking whore from the party? 1382 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:53,816 I thought you were at the beach house. 1383 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,276 How could you do this to me? 1384 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,154 - Sweetie, come on... - Who the fuck are you, Jordan? 1385 01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:00,990 You're like a completely different fucking person! 1386 01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:04,201 I made a mistake. I don't know what to tell you, babe. I... 1387 01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:05,911 I'm sorry. 1388 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:08,873 - I'm sorry. - Is that who... Is that what you want? 1389 01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,426 Do you love her? 1390 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,558 Answer me. 1391 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,207 I felt horrible. 1392 01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:54,043 Three days later, I filed for a divorce 1393 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,878 and moved Naomi into the apartment. 1394 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:03,886 Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. 1395 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:07,098 She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. 1396 01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:09,558 She even hired a gay butler. 1397 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,228 This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. 1398 01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:13,896 Really, really great. 1399 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,314 Is that jasmine? 1400 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:18,317 Yes, sir. I tried to stump you this evening. Very good. 1401 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:20,277 Very good. Great nose. 1402 01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,029 Except for that one time. 1403 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,702 Oh, my God! 1404 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:31,664 Oh, hey. 1405 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,416 Is it Wednesday already? 1406 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:35,626 Oh, don't stop. 1407 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:36,794 What the fuck! 1408 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,004 That is fucked up! 1409 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:40,673 He must have thought we were still 1410 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,341 at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. 1411 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,801 Where were they doing it, sweetheart? In the bedroom? 1412 01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:46,554 They were everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table. 1413 01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:47,888 There were more over here. 1414 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:49,432 There were four right here. 1415 01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:51,183 Are you fucking serious? Right there? 1416 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:54,103 - Why didn't you tell me? - Oh, baby, it gets worse. 1417 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,149 After they left, I checked the apartment. 1418 01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,358 Right. What? 1419 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,527 What is it, babe? What? 1420 01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:02,945 Where's my money? 1421 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,029 I don't know where your money... 1422 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:06,115 Where is my fucking money? Where is it? 1423 01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:08,159 I don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort. 1424 01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:10,494 - I didn't do anything. - If you don't get... 1425 01:03:10,579 --> 01:03:11,871 He's lying through his fucking teeth. 1426 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,122 Let's start from the beginning. 1427 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,457 Let's start from the beginning, all right? 1428 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,083 You invited some friends over, right? 1429 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,043 One thing led to another. Things got out of hand. 1430 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:19,628 We understand that, we do. 1431 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,131 We do blow all the time. We're fucking degenerates ourselves. 1432 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,299 Look at us, right? 1433 01:03:23,383 --> 01:03:24,967 But money was stolen from my apartment. 1434 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:26,635 Right from my sock drawer. All right? 1435 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,804 Like I said, I don't know where your money is. 1436 01:03:28,889 --> 01:03:30,264 Just start from the beginning. Who came over? 1437 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,390 It was just a normal day. 1438 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:32,808 I knew you were coming home the next day. 1439 01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:35,144 So everything would be fine. It'd be cleaned up. 1440 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,146 I got a little high at breakfast. 1441 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,023 So I got a little happy. I had some eggs, 1442 01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,107 I had a little bit of ice cream. 1443 01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:42,026 And then I said, "Who do I know that likes ice cream?" 1444 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,569 It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy. 1445 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,113 - Who's Rudy? - Yeah, who's Rudy? 1446 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,993 - You know who Rudy is. Come on. - Me? I don't... 1447 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,203 - You know... - Who the fuck is Rudy? 1448 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:53,329 I don't know anyone named Rudy. 1449 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:54,497 Last month. The Lollipop Club. 1450 01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,040 You know who Rudy was. Dancing... 1451 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,541 You know who Rudy is? 1452 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,628 I don't fucking know any... 1453 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:01,670 What do you mean? 1454 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:02,838 So he went to The Lollipop Club? 1455 01:04:02,923 --> 01:04:04,507 Oh, he was at The Lollipop Club for sure. 1456 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,175 On the stage, grinding with everybody. 1457 01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:08,260 I got fucked up. I like to dance. 1458 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:09,887 I don't know. Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't. 1459 01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:11,597 I meet a lot of fucking people. 1460 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,349 - What are you saying? - $50,000 was stolen 1461 01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,642 from my fucking sock drawer! 1462 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,227 All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone. 1463 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:18,229 - Where the fuck is it? ...Rudy. What the fuck? 1464 01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:20,356 Did your fucking little faggot friend Rudy take my shit? 1465 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,107 Did he? Answer me! 1466 01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,693 Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm... 1467 01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:25,986 This is a gay thing. 1468 01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,655 See, all of you... 1469 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,281 You think this is 'cause you're a fag? 1470 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,408 My cousin's a fucking faggot. 1471 01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,869 And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags. 1472 01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:35,079 You were in charge, right? 1473 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,872 I will not be stolen from. You get that? 1474 01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:39,124 I fucking like gay people. I don't like you. 1475 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,835 He should've hired a fucking Mexican like I have in my fucking house. 1476 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:45,047 Shit! What the fuck... 1477 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:50,636 Talk, you fuck, talk! 1478 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,845 I'm gonna drop you, you faggot! 1479 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,097 Where is it? 1480 01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:56,308 Chester and Toby, they went all yakuza on Nicholas. 1481 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:57,476 You know, they got crazy. 1482 01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:58,602 I don't know! 1483 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:02,314 I had to call the cops just to keep them from killing the poor guy. 1484 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,026 I gave them each 1,000 bucks and told them what Nicholas had done. 1485 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,695 Then they kicked his ass. 1486 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,530 Thanks again, Officer. 1487 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,533 It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway. 1488 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,243 I was making that much almost every day 1489 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,579 through one rathole or another. 1490 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:19,415 Now a rathole is a friend, like Brad here, 1491 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:22,042 who held stock in his name for me. 1492 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:24,378 Who are you supposed to be, huh? Jack Nickle-Jew? 1493 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:29,258 I'd drive the price up then he'd sell and kick most of the profits back to... 1494 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,176 You guessed it, me. 1495 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,473 All cash. None of it's on the books. 1496 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,851 A big no-no, of course, in the eyes of the law. 1497 01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:42,855 Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin. 1498 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,609 700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom. 1499 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,444 Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg, 1500 01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:49,737 you end up with your tits in a ringer. 1501 01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:52,823 Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control. 1502 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,659 What the fuck are these imbeciles doing? 1503 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,119 Hey! Hey! 1504 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,495 What are you doing? Hey! 1505 01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,539 We got the SEC in here. 1506 01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,708 The Securities and Exchange Commission 1507 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,377 sent two lawyers down to review our files. 1508 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,379 So I set them up in our conference room 1509 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,547 and I had it bugged 1510 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,841 and the air conditioning turned up so high 1511 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,468 that it felt like Antarctica in there. 1512 01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:14,511 Is it always this cold in here? 1513 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:15,638 I don't know. 1514 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:16,889 Then, while they were looking 1515 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,390 for a smoking gun in that room... 1516 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,267 Arncliffe International is on fire. 1517 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,604 ...I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here, 1518 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,939 offering up our latest IPO. 1519 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,525 An IPO is an initial public offering. 1520 01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:32,363 It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. 1521 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,323 Now, as the firm taking the company public, 1522 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,075 we set the initial sales price 1523 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,911 then sold those shares right back to our friends. The... 1524 01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:40,621 Look. 1525 01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,581 I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? 1526 01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,625 That's okay. That doesn't matter. 1527 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,543 The real question is this. 1528 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,504 "Was all this legal?" 1529 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:50,464 Absolutely fucking not. 1530 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,258 But we were making more money than we knew what to do with. 1531 01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,764 And what do you do when you're making 1532 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,307 more money than you know what to do with? 1533 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,731 Oh, my God! 1534 01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:09,775 Will you marry me? 1535 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:11,652 Oh, my God. 1536 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,737 Is that a yes? 1537 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,489 Are you sure? 1538 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,449 Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. 1539 01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,493 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1540 01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:33,382 I held my bachelor party at the Mirage in Las Vegas. 1541 01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,843 The flight there alone was a bacchanal. 1542 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:40,055 One last blowout for the gods before I settled down for good. 1543 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,890 A hundred Strattonites, 1544 01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:44,768 50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting once we landed. 1545 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,478 Oh, and the drugs. 1546 01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:50,399 I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings. 1547 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:23,182 All told, the weekend cost me two million bucks, 1548 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:28,270 including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor. 1549 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:31,190 ...kiss the bride. 1550 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:36,236 But the wedding was something out of a fairy tale. 1551 01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:39,406 With Naomi, my Duchess, 1552 01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:40,991 me, her handsome Duke, 1553 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,119 and The Bahamas Ocean Club, our castle. 1554 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,841 Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, 1555 01:08:57,926 --> 01:09:00,677 needed a few penicillin shots so he could 1556 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,888 safely consummate the marriage. 1557 01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,062 Hey! Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding. 1558 01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,563 A few words for your son? 1559 01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,316 Jordan. Remember what I told you. 1560 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,528 It involves your penis and her vagina. 1561 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:20,572 And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy. 1562 01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:39,383 Oh, my God! 1563 01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:40,843 Aunt Emma? 1564 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,932 I can't believe you came! 1565 01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:50,602 Jordan! Jordan! Look who came! 1566 01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:52,437 It's Aunt Emma. 1567 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,606 Aunt Emma. 1568 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:57,067 - Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely. - Hey, how you doing? 1569 01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:00,612 It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person. 1570 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,614 Into the donuts, I see. 1571 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,033 Oh, I... I... 1572 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,326 Well... 1573 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,454 I lived through the '60s, my dear. 1574 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:10,998 Enjoy the day. 1575 01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:13,500 She surprised me. I didn't even know. 1576 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,349 Just one more step. Are you ready? 1577 01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:31,018 - Where are we going? - Keep your eyes closed. 1578 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:32,477 One, two, three! 1579 01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,023 What is this? 1580 01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,150 - It's your wedding present. - What? 1581 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,568 It's your wedding present, sweetheart. 1582 01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:42,404 What? 1583 01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:44,990 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 1584 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,199 A fucking yacht? 1585 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,202 For millionaires whose ships have come in, 1586 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:52,080 pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat. 1587 01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:55,250 It's no coincidence that its 150 feet of green hull 1588 01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,502 is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh! 1589 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,838 Oh, my God! Baby! 1590 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:03,800 - I think you like it? - You're crazy. 1591 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,302 - You like it? - Yes! 1592 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:13,769 For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean, 1593 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,854 eventually taking her home to Long Island, 1594 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,022 where we bought a house. 1595 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,691 Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island. 1596 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,277 The most expensive real estate in the world. 1597 01:11:22,362 --> 01:11:25,030 With maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it. 1598 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,574 We even had two guards who worked in shifts. 1599 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,742 Both named Rocco. 1600 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,957 It was heaven on earth. 1601 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,294 Wake up, you piece of shit! 1602 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,088 Who's Venice? 1603 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:42,506 - Huh? - Who? 1604 01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:43,590 Who? Who? 1605 01:11:43,675 --> 01:11:45,342 "Who?" What are you, a fucking owl? 1606 01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,593 Who is she? 1607 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,136 Some little hooker you were fucking last night? 1608 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,138 What the fuck are you talking about? No. 1609 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,807 No way, baby, no! 1610 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:54,226 You were calling her name in your sleep! 1611 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,937 Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't... 1612 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,147 I don't even know who Venice is. 1613 01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:01,441 What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. 1614 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:04,277 That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! 1615 01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:10,242 Venice... 1616 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:12,828 Venice, baby, where are you? 1617 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:17,040 Venice! 1618 01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:18,834 Where'd you go? 1619 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,674 Oh, baby. Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh? 1620 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,926 - Oh, Jesus Christ! - You like that? 1621 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,389 I like it. I like it. 1622 01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,266 Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie. 1623 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,475 Wolfie? 1624 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,852 Yeah, it's my safe word, baby. It's my safe word. 1625 01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:38,353 I don't give a fuck about your safe word! 1626 01:12:38,438 --> 01:12:40,522 - Come on! - Shut the fuck up! 1627 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:42,983 Shut up, you little bitch! 1628 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,569 You're a fucking dirty little birdy! 1629 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:48,655 That's right. 1630 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:50,032 That's right! I forgot. 1631 01:12:50,158 --> 01:12:51,616 I forgot, baby. 1632 01:12:51,743 --> 01:12:56,038 Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. 1633 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,247 That's why all this confusion. 1634 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,874 Oh, you're investing in Italy? 1635 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,667 Not Italy. California. 1636 01:13:00,752 --> 01:13:02,252 - Oh, California? - Yeah. 1637 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,462 You're a lying piece of shit! 1638 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:04,713 Duchess, baby, come on. 1639 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,339 Don't you fucking "Duchess" me. 1640 01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:07,883 Don't you "Duchess" me! 1641 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:11,094 Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? 1642 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,096 - You're a father now, Jordan. - Yeah. 1643 01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:14,598 - You're a father now. - I know... 1644 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:16,391 And you're still acting like an infant! 1645 01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:19,352 God damn it! 1646 01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:22,105 Baby, you know, you got real anger issues. 1647 01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:24,524 Who is the one who flew in here 1648 01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:27,486 at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter 1649 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,613 and woke up Skylar? That was you! 1650 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:32,324 Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit! 1651 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:47,130 Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range 1652 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:50,425 sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, 1653 01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:52,552 - and now you fucking wrecked it! - Oh, my God... Bermuda grass. 1654 01:13:52,637 --> 01:13:54,387 No, you didn't research the whole thing 1655 01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:56,556 and deal with the fucking golf course people! 1656 01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:57,808 Oh, my God, 1657 01:13:57,892 --> 01:14:00,435 you had to deal with the golf course people, too! 1658 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,188 What a Greek tragedy, honey! Oh, my God! 1659 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:06,191 You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! 1660 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,484 What a fucking burden. 1661 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,528 And actually do some work besides swiping 1662 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,738 my fucking credit card all day, huh? 1663 01:14:11,823 --> 01:14:14,533 Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. 1664 01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,493 'Cause last month you were a wine connoisseur. 1665 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:18,620 Now you're an aspiring landscape architect! 1666 01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:20,372 - Let me get that right... No! - Fuck you! 1667 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,457 Don't fucking dare throw that 1668 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,001 fucking water at me. Don't you fucking dare. 1669 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,379 All right, honey? 1670 01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:28,964 Now will you just... 1671 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,924 We could talk this out, all right? 1672 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:33,385 We just use our words. You know? 1673 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:34,553 Communicate. 1674 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:35,846 Okay? 1675 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,681 Come on, sweetheart. 1676 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,724 Talk to me. Talk to me. 1677 01:14:39,851 --> 01:14:41,893 Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan. 1678 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,687 You look like a fucking imbecile. 1679 01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:45,063 Babe, come on. 1680 01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:48,316 You should feel happy you got a husband 1681 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:50,652 who's in such great shape like this, huh? 1682 01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:52,696 Come here. 1683 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:54,322 Come on, give me a kiss. 1684 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,448 You look so beautiful right now. 1685 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,658 - Come on. - Kiss you? 1686 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:57,909 - You look so beautiful... - Kiss you? 1687 01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,619 Yeah, give me one... 1688 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,913 Fuck you! 1689 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:03,999 Ah, yes, my morning ritual. 1690 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,459 First I'd get up and fight with Naomi 1691 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,753 about whatever it is I did the night before. 1692 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:11,047 Next was a steam so I could sweat out 1693 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,883 the drugs still in my system. 1694 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,593 Then I'd assess the damage. 1695 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,595 Drown out my eyeballs. 1696 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,222 Take my "back pills" to get the day started, 1697 01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:21,391 then seek to make up with Naomi. 1698 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,435 Good morning, Daddy. 1699 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,604 Where's my kiss? 1700 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:29,065 Hey, sweetheart. 1701 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,820 Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? 1702 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,280 Oh, no. 1703 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:38,450 No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy 1704 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,285 for a very, very, 1705 01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:42,120 very long time. 1706 01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:45,415 Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. 1707 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:46,708 He didn't mean any of it. 1708 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:49,085 Daddy shouldn't waste his time. 1709 01:15:49,629 --> 01:15:51,213 And from now on, 1710 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,799 it's gonna be nothing but short, 1711 01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:57,219 short skirts around the house. 1712 01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,307 And you know something else, Daddy? 1713 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:09,397 Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. 1714 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,151 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1715 01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:16,947 In fact, 1716 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,701 she's decided to throw them 1717 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:24,996 all away. 1718 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:32,671 So take a good look, Daddy. 1719 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:36,132 You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. 1720 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,759 Oh, baby... 1721 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,302 Yeah, Mommy. 1722 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,721 - Yeah... - But no touching. 1723 01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,890 Oh, gosh. 1724 01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:50,105 What's wrong, Daddy? 1725 01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:51,523 Baby. 1726 01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:54,859 God! 1727 01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:57,696 Look at this shit. 1728 01:16:57,822 --> 01:17:01,533 Okay. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy. 1729 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:07,872 Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr... 1730 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,916 Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there? 1731 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:15,213 His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? 1732 01:17:15,715 --> 01:17:19,175 Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. 1733 01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:22,470 Yes! I think it's true. Say "Hi," Mommy. 1734 01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:24,389 Say "Hi" to Rocco and Rocco. 1735 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:25,807 Say "Hi." Hi, fellas. 1736 01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,309 See that, huh? 1737 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,144 Of all the fucking days, 1738 01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,979 she chooses today to give me blue balls! 1739 01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:34,149 I mean, today was the biggest day in Stratton's history, 1740 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,067 and I needed to be thinking straight. 1741 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,569 Hey, Jordan! 1742 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:39,738 - Welcome. - Steve here yet? 1743 01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:42,949 This was the day that we launched the Steve Madden IPO. 1744 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:45,160 Troops are all here, everyone's all rallied, excited. 1745 01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:47,037 Everything had to run tight. 1746 01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:48,163 It had to be perfect. 1747 01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:50,415 What the fuck is that kid doing? 1748 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,083 What's he doing? 1749 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,669 The biggest IPO in this firm's history. 1750 01:17:54,879 --> 01:17:57,047 What the fuck is he doing? 1751 01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,050 Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie? 1752 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,426 Hi. 1753 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:03,678 How're you doing? 1754 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:04,763 Good. 1755 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,474 You cleaning the fish bowl? 1756 01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,643 I just... I had a minute and... 1757 01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:12,437 You had a minute. 1758 01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:15,065 And today you needed to clean the fish bowl? Today? 1759 01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:18,818 I had finished my paperwork and I had a couple of minutes. 1760 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,779 Okay. Nice to meet you. 1761 01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:28,036 On new issue day? 1762 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,290 On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? 1763 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:33,583 This is what you do? 1764 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,544 Hey, everybody, listen up! 1765 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:39,798 This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! 1766 01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:55,313 Take your little bow tie, get your shit, 1767 01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:57,482 and get the fuck out of my office! You understand? 1768 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,067 Get the fuck out! 1769 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,239 Everybody on point! 1770 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:07,242 We are here to make money. Everybody on point. 1771 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:12,497 A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. 1772 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:15,208 Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby. I caught a genius. 1773 01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:16,751 Enter Steve Madden. 1774 01:19:16,877 --> 01:19:17,961 The great American cobbler. 1775 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:20,422 Red-hot ladies footwear impresario. 1776 01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:24,092 And thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public. 1777 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,887 Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze. 1778 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,973 Pond scum no more. 1779 01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:31,599 That's why they gotta see your face. 1780 01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:34,144 You get them fired up so they push the shit out of this stock. Okay? 1781 01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:36,813 And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned 1782 01:19:36,897 --> 01:19:39,190 85% of Steve Madden Shoes, 1783 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,776 which legally speaking was a big no-no, 1784 01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:45,238 but we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it. 1785 01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:47,824 Our job was to get them worked up. 1786 01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,701 But not too worked up. 1787 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,495 Hello. If... 1788 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:55,707 For those of you who don't know me... 1789 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,041 My name's Steve Madden. 1790 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,668 Yeah, we know who you are. 1791 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,253 Your name is on the box. 1792 01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:02,005 Get the shoes. Show them the shoes. 1793 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,673 - Show them the shoes. - Okay. Yeah. 1794 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:06,968 Anyway, you know, this shoe is pretty cool. 1795 01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:09,888 This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map. 1796 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,556 Without it, I wouldn't be here. 1797 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,807 It's a fat girls' shoe! 1798 01:20:12,892 --> 01:20:14,851 Believe it or not... Believe it or not though, 1799 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:18,271 the Mary Lou is actually the same as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather. 1800 01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,611 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1801 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:27,572 Fight back! Come on! Where you at? Where you at? 1802 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,157 All right! 1803 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:32,494 Let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou! 1804 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:34,746 Hold that up. Hold that up. Hold that up proud! 1805 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,290 Give him a round of applause! 1806 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,627 You guys got that out of your systems, huh? 1807 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:43,588 You having a good afternoon or what? 1808 01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:47,175 I wanna take a moment and tell you why Steve here is so 1809 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:49,552 absolutely off the fucking wall. 1810 01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:54,349 It's because this man is a creative genius. 1811 01:20:54,934 --> 01:20:58,436 This ability, this gift that Steve has, 1812 01:20:58,562 --> 01:21:01,856 it goes beyond just spotting the hottest shoe trends. 1813 01:21:01,941 --> 01:21:05,693 Steve's power is that he creates trends. 1814 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,445 You understand? 1815 01:21:07,655 --> 01:21:09,739 Artists like Steve come along once every decade. 1816 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:13,243 I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel, 1817 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,953 Yves Saint Laurent. 1818 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,038 Steve, come over here for a second. 1819 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,290 I don't think you all realize 1820 01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:21,334 that Steve Madden 1821 01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:24,963 is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry, 1822 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:26,339 with orders going through the roof 1823 01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:29,759 at every department store in North America right now. 1824 01:21:30,261 --> 01:21:32,262 We have him here in our office! 1825 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,099 We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here! 1826 01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:38,768 We should be on our hands and knees right now, 1827 01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:40,937 getting ready to suck this guy off! 1828 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,565 Like this! Okay? 1829 01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:45,441 I wanna suck you off, Steve! 1830 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,902 Everyone's gonna suck you off! 1831 01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:49,779 This is our golden ticket 1832 01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:52,282 to the fucking chocolate factory right here! 1833 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,325 And I wanna meet 1834 01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:56,661 Willy fucking Wonka, okay? 1835 01:21:57,329 --> 01:22:00,164 I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this! 1836 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:06,671 All right, get off this fucking stage! Get out of here. 1837 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:09,549 All right, I want all of you to focus for a second. 1838 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,093 See those little black boxes? 1839 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:13,428 They're called telephones. 1840 01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:16,264 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. 1841 01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:18,933 They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? 1842 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:22,770 Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. 1843 01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:26,983 Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger. 1844 01:22:28,027 --> 01:22:30,445 And in the case of the telephone, 1845 01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:33,239 it's up to each and every one of you, 1846 01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:36,826 my highly-trained Strattonites. 1847 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,245 My killers! 1848 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:43,291 My killers, who will not take no for an answer! 1849 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:45,752 My fucking warriors, 1850 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:48,212 who will not hang up the phone 1851 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:51,299 until their client either buys 1852 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:53,551 or fucking dies! 1853 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,109 Let me tell you something. 1854 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:13,196 There is no nobility in poverty. 1855 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:16,658 I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. 1856 01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:19,160 And I choose rich every fucking time. 1857 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,081 Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, 1858 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:27,001 I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit 1859 01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:29,671 and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! 1860 01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:35,009 Duke it out! Hit him! 1861 01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:36,511 Get the fuck off me! 1862 01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:42,141 And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, 1863 01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:44,519 go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 1864 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:46,604 'cause that's where you fucking belong! 1865 01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:52,276 But before you depart this room full of winners, 1866 01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:56,155 I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Go on. 1867 01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,409 Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, 1868 01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:03,287 you're gonna be pulling up to a red light in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, 1869 01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:06,666 and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you 1870 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,876 in their brand new Porsche 1871 01:24:09,712 --> 01:24:11,713 with their beautiful wife by their side, 1872 01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:13,798 who's got big voluptuous tits. 1873 01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:17,719 And who're you gonna be sitting next to? 1874 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:21,097 Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, 1875 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:22,515 in a sleeveless muumuu, 1876 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,976 crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries 1877 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,811 from the fucking Price Club! 1878 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:29,188 That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! 1879 01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,524 So you listen to me and you listen well. 1880 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,860 Are you behind on your credit card bills? 1881 01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:36,446 Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1882 01:24:36,864 --> 01:24:39,407 Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! 1883 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,868 Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1884 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:45,246 Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? 1885 01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:48,374 Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1886 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:52,003 I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! 1887 01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:57,467 All you have to do today is pick up that phone 1888 01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,512 and speak the words that I have taught you. 1889 01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:03,765 And I will make you richer 1890 01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:06,934 than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! 1891 01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:08,186 Yeah! 1892 01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:10,605 Fuck, yeah! 1893 01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:13,316 I want you to go out there 1894 01:25:14,067 --> 01:25:15,860 and I want you to ram 1895 01:25:16,195 --> 01:25:19,447 Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats 1896 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:21,824 until they fucking choke on it! 1897 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:26,496 Till they choke on it and they buy 100,000 shares! That's what I want. 1898 01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:28,122 Yeah! Fuck, yeah. 1899 01:25:28,207 --> 01:25:29,832 You be ferocious! 1900 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:31,876 - You be relentless! - Yeah! 1901 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:35,254 You be telephone fucking terrorists! 1902 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:40,301 Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! 1903 01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:15,336 At 1:00 p.m., we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share. 1904 01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:18,548 By 1:03, it was over $18. 1905 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,967 Even the big Wall Street firms were buying. 1906 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,812 Of the two million shares offered for sale, 1907 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,857 a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes. 1908 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,109 Now once the price hit the high teens... 1909 01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:40,403 You know what? Who gives a shit? 1910 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:42,446 As always, the point is this. 1911 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:46,951 $22 million in three fucking hours! 1912 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,954 Can you believe this shit? 1913 01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:52,456 - I fucking love this, baby! - It's amazing! 1914 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,958 Jordan! 1915 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:55,376 Barry Kleinman's on the phone 1916 01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,086 - from Future Video. - Who? 1917 01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:58,379 I don't know. He shot at your wedding. 1918 01:26:58,463 --> 01:26:59,505 He says it's urgent. 1919 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,716 Urgent? Who the fuck is Barry Kleinman? 1920 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,384 Oh, my God, you wanna marry me? 1921 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:04,510 You're in love with me? 1922 01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:05,636 Yeah. Go fuck your cousin! 1923 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:06,762 Hey, Barry, what's up? 1924 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,973 Listen, I got this subpoena. 1925 01:27:09,057 --> 01:27:10,516 Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about? 1926 01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:13,227 Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy of your wedding video. 1927 01:27:13,312 --> 01:27:14,478 The fucking FBI? 1928 01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:16,522 - You fucking kidding me? - Listen to me. 1929 01:27:16,607 --> 01:27:17,899 His name is Denham. 1930 01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:19,650 He's an agent with the New York office. 1931 01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:20,776 What's his problem? 1932 01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:23,487 He's a Boy Scout. He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko. 1933 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,032 What does he want with my wedding video? 1934 01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:27,742 It's like an invasion of my privacy. 1935 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:29,160 You know what I'm saying? It's like... 1936 01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:30,578 It's intrusive, you know. 1937 01:27:30,662 --> 01:27:33,331 He's got pictures of your whole inner fucking circle. 1938 01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,249 Pictures, names of the people. 1939 01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,334 You know what he's trying to do? 1940 01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:37,543 Exactly what he's doing. Look at yourself. 1941 01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:38,836 He's trying to rattle you, 1942 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:40,421 he's trying to rattle your old lady, 1943 01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:43,215 so she nags you until you become a fucking witness. 1944 01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:44,759 He wants me to rat on myself? 1945 01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,636 He wants me to give information about my... 1946 01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:48,554 Listen. The good fucking news is, 1947 01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:50,431 you know I know everybody downtown, 1948 01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:52,725 I call up the Justice Department, the DEA, 1949 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:55,895 nobody even knows you fucking exist, so calm down! 1950 01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:57,396 They don't know I exist? 1951 01:27:57,689 --> 01:27:59,315 - No. - That's good. 1952 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,363 But you... 1953 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:06,906 You know who he is, right? 1954 01:28:07,658 --> 01:28:09,617 - Yeah. - So, if I just wanted to get 1955 01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:11,661 some more information, just find out what he knows, 1956 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,956 you could go to his house, right? 1957 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,916 Tap his phones a little bit, bug him. 1958 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,125 You could get some information... 1959 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:21,003 You don't fuck with these guys like that. 1960 01:28:21,088 --> 01:28:22,171 You don't fuck with them like that. 1961 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:23,422 What are you, nuts or something? 1962 01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:25,132 This is what you fucking do. What do I pay you for? 1963 01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:28,302 I have a fucking P.I. license, you know? I make a living at this. 1964 01:28:28,387 --> 01:28:29,470 I'm not a cop anymore. 1965 01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:31,555 They'll take my fucking license away from me, all right? 1966 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,723 Okay. 1967 01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:35,685 Okay, if I can't do that, can I just... 1968 01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,228 Can I give the guy a call? 1969 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:40,439 - Why? Is that... - Jordan. Jordan. 1970 01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:41,524 Do me a favor? 1971 01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:44,527 The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer. 1972 01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:45,611 I can't call him, right? 1973 01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:47,446 - It's against the rules? - I told you, 1974 01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:49,198 whatever the fuck you say to him, 1975 01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:51,909 he's gonna use against you. Don't you understand? 1976 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:53,744 He's smart, you're dumb. 1977 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:55,079 Fucking bullshit. 1978 01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:58,165 Are we fucking talking tonight, or are you gonna get schwacked? 1979 01:28:58,250 --> 01:28:59,792 The last time you took these fucking pills, 1980 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:01,877 you put your head in the fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up. 1981 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,422 All right. 1982 01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:06,048 Okay, I won't call him. 1983 01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:12,888 Hey, fellas! Come on board. The plank's right around there. 1984 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,141 Welcome! 1985 01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:17,935 What a nice day. 1986 01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:20,271 Hey. 1987 01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:22,273 Welcome aboard. 1988 01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:25,401 Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi. Pleasure to meet you. 1989 01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:27,069 Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes. 1990 01:29:27,154 --> 01:29:28,195 Hi, how are you? 1991 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:31,532 Let me introduce you. This is Nicole, Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy. 1992 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:34,118 What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared. 1993 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:35,369 These are friends of Stratton. 1994 01:29:35,454 --> 01:29:36,954 - It's a pleasure. - Hello. 1995 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:43,085 Your message said that you wanted to speak privately. 1996 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:44,962 Right. I do want to speak privately. 1997 01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:46,380 Give us a minute, huh, ladies? 1998 01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:48,049 Let me know if I can get you anything. 1999 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,967 We'd be happy to help. 2000 01:29:50,177 --> 01:29:51,218 You guys hungry? 2001 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:54,096 Want something to eat? Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster. 2002 01:29:54,181 --> 01:29:56,557 I got whiskey. Any kind of booze you want. 2003 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,100 You know what? The Bureau doesn't allow us 2004 01:29:58,185 --> 01:29:59,602 to drink while we're at sea. 2005 01:29:59,770 --> 01:30:02,229 Duh! Of course. 2006 01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:04,148 Ever been on one of these before? 2007 01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:05,566 A boat? 2008 01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,610 I learned how to sail when I was six. 2009 01:30:07,694 --> 01:30:09,779 No shit. Is that right? Really? 2010 01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,572 On one like this, though? 2011 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:14,450 I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there. 2012 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:15,868 See that? 2013 01:30:17,162 --> 01:30:18,621 Anyway, this is for you. 2014 01:30:18,705 --> 01:30:21,540 It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding. 2015 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:24,376 I understand you wanted the whole wedding video. 2016 01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:27,213 Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right? 2017 01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:29,048 - There you go. - Look, 2018 01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:32,051 my point is that I know you're investigating Stratton. 2019 01:30:32,135 --> 01:30:35,638 But for the life of me, I can't figure out why. 2020 01:30:36,014 --> 01:30:37,389 I know we're a little unorthodox, 2021 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:39,183 we're a little loud in the way we do things. 2022 01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:40,392 But you gotta understand, 2023 01:30:40,477 --> 01:30:41,936 we're the new guys on the block, you know, 2024 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:44,146 we're trying to make a name for ourselves. 2025 01:30:44,231 --> 01:30:48,859 But I want you to understand, we don't do anything illegal. 2026 01:30:49,653 --> 01:30:50,736 Whatsoever. 2027 01:30:50,821 --> 01:30:52,363 I mean, you could talk to the SEC. 2028 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,491 They were at my office 15 times over the last six months. 2029 01:30:55,575 --> 01:30:58,202 I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide. 2030 01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:01,038 Well, you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency. 2031 01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:02,665 We pursue criminal activities. 2032 01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:05,584 Exactly! You go after real criminals, 2033 01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:09,213 which makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for? 2034 01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:10,673 I mean, honestly... 2035 01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:14,593 What is it that you think that we did or do? I don't get it. 2036 01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:15,970 Well, I... 2037 01:31:16,054 --> 01:31:18,472 Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation. 2038 01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:20,224 No, I get that. No, I understand. 2039 01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:21,725 With that said... 2040 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:24,436 This case got dumped on my desk... 2041 01:31:24,521 --> 01:31:26,355 - Did it? - You know, by a higher-up 2042 01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:29,650 who needs to make a show of looking into the new company on the block, 2043 01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:31,193 - with all the press and everything. - New loud guys. 2044 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:34,864 And then I end up being the schmuck who does the looking. Exactly. 2045 01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:36,866 It's just, you know... It bothers me. 2046 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:39,493 We're the new guy. We're the one that's banging on Wall Street's door. 2047 01:31:39,578 --> 01:31:40,661 I mean, you should... 2048 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,663 You should see what's going on at the bigger firms. 2049 01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:44,206 I mean, I know all the information. 2050 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:47,168 It's true! Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill... 2051 01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:49,253 Collateralized debt obligations? 2052 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:50,629 This Internet stock bullshit? 2053 01:31:50,714 --> 01:31:52,506 I mean, it's a fucking travesty. 2054 01:31:52,591 --> 01:31:57,595 I could take you step-by-step through what exactly is occurring. 2055 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,430 All you have to do is ask. 2056 01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:00,890 I'm available. 2057 01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:02,433 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 2058 01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:05,394 I don't see why a little sitdown like this 2059 01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:07,813 can't be profitable for the both of us. 2060 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:10,191 It should. Right? It should profit the both of us. 2061 01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:11,775 - It should. - Look. 2062 01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:14,528 I'm gonna give you my personal line. 2063 01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:17,531 Five days a week, you just call me, feel free. 2064 01:32:17,741 --> 01:32:19,450 - I'll do that. - Great. 2065 01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:23,704 Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink? 2066 01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:25,456 You're not hungry? Nothing? 2067 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,166 - Nothing? No? - Oh, no. 2068 01:32:30,295 --> 01:32:32,880 Let me ask you, and if you don't wanna get too personal, 2069 01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,257 just tell me to shut up at any time. 2070 01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:38,761 Did you try to get your broker's license at one time? 2071 01:32:38,845 --> 01:32:41,680 Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street? 2072 01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:44,516 - No? - Who you been talking to? 2073 01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:45,601 Who the fuck you been talking to? 2074 01:32:45,685 --> 01:32:48,437 Well, you're investigating me. I hear things. 2075 01:32:48,521 --> 01:32:50,606 You know what I mean? 2076 01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,274 You ever think about what would've happened 2077 01:32:52,359 --> 01:32:54,818 if you would have stayed the course? 2078 01:32:56,238 --> 01:32:58,072 You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway 2079 01:32:58,156 --> 01:32:59,406 and my balls are fucking sweating, 2080 01:32:59,491 --> 01:33:01,283 I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row... 2081 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:02,868 Yeah, you bet I do. 2082 01:33:02,953 --> 01:33:04,620 I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right? 2083 01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:05,746 Right, who fucking wouldn't? 2084 01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:06,997 What do you get... 2085 01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:08,332 Another personal question, no need to answer... 2086 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,792 No, that's all right, Jordan. 2087 01:33:09,876 --> 01:33:12,920 What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that? 2088 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:15,047 A year? In the ballpark? 2089 01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:16,590 Well, I... 2090 01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,467 Let's put it this way. 2091 01:33:18,551 --> 01:33:21,345 You get a free handgun when you sign up for the Bureau. 2092 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:24,223 No, but it fucking pisses me off. You know what I mean? 2093 01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:26,475 You think about the people that built this country, 2094 01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:27,977 hardworking people like you. 2095 01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:30,604 Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents. 2096 01:33:30,730 --> 01:33:34,400 End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially. 2097 01:33:34,484 --> 01:33:36,360 It fucking makes me angry. 2098 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,530 Now the one thing about Wall Street and this market is, 2099 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:41,282 for me, I feel 2100 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:44,702 it's good to give back. You know, there's... 2101 01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:46,954 There are situations where I can 2102 01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:50,582 make those situations better for people. You know? 2103 01:33:50,667 --> 01:33:51,959 You know what I mean. 2104 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:53,460 Opportunity 2105 01:33:53,753 --> 01:33:55,004 is everything. 2106 01:33:55,088 --> 01:33:56,338 Exactly. 2107 01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,924 Take for example, I got this one kid, right? 2108 01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:02,803 Went to school for environmental science, something like that. 2109 01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:04,680 He was bogged down by student loans. 2110 01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:07,474 Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery. 2111 01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:08,976 - Jesus. - Right. Horrible situation. 2112 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:10,019 Sure. 2113 01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:11,186 But we got him into the market 2114 01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:12,980 at the right time and chose the right stock. 2115 01:34:13,064 --> 01:34:14,815 We gave him the right guidance. 2116 01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:18,068 Boom! Overnight, changed his entire life. 2117 01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:21,530 Got to put his mother into the best hospital in New York City. 2118 01:34:21,614 --> 01:34:24,491 It didn't work out for her, granted, she passed away, unfortunately. 2119 01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:26,493 But we gave him that opportunity. 2120 01:34:26,578 --> 01:34:27,745 You know what I'm saying? 2121 01:34:28,455 --> 01:34:32,958 It's just about setting up the right team, and then overnight your life can change. 2122 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,758 What does... What does an intern... 2123 01:34:42,302 --> 01:34:44,178 What does an intern make in a deal like that? 2124 01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:46,305 Well, in that situation, 2125 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:50,267 in that particular trade, and it was one trade, 2126 01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:53,103 north of half a million dollars. 2127 01:34:56,733 --> 01:34:58,984 And I'd do that for anybody, you know, 2128 01:34:59,069 --> 01:35:01,737 anybody that needs the proper guidance. 2129 01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:25,636 Can you say that again, just the way you said it? 2130 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,763 Just the same way. 2131 01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:33,060 I don't know what you're talking about. 2132 01:35:33,144 --> 01:35:35,396 Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about. 2133 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:37,481 I think what Jordan just did is he... 2134 01:35:37,565 --> 01:35:38,690 - If I'm not mistaken... - No. 2135 01:35:38,775 --> 01:35:40,901 ...you just tried to bribe a federal officer. 2136 01:35:40,985 --> 01:35:43,070 No, technically I didn't bribe anybody. 2137 01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:45,572 No, no, that's not the conversation I heard, Jordan. 2138 01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:47,157 No, no, according to the U.S. criminal code, 2139 01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:50,661 there needs to be an exact dollar figure for the exchange of services. 2140 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,371 That would not hold up in a court of law. 2141 01:35:52,455 --> 01:35:54,123 Nah, it's not how I heard it. 2142 01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:56,917 No, no, no, that's the truth. But I want to tell you this. 2143 01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:58,001 Yeah. 2144 01:35:58,086 --> 01:35:59,586 The same gentleman that told me 2145 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:01,422 that you tried to get your broker's license 2146 01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:03,632 also told me that you are a straight arrow. 2147 01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:05,217 He ran a security check on me. 2148 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:06,510 Well... 2149 01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:09,596 Yeah, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, 2150 01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,349 sometimes you need to play the part. Right? 2151 01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,060 I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat. 2152 01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:16,437 What do you say? 2153 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:18,772 You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. 2154 01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:21,859 Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, 2155 01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:24,611 they're to the manor born. 2156 01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:25,779 - Is that right? - Yeah. 2157 01:36:25,864 --> 01:36:29,491 Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. 2158 01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,035 But you... 2159 01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:36,039 You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. 2160 01:36:36,207 --> 01:36:37,374 Did I? 2161 01:36:37,459 --> 01:36:39,543 - Good for you, little man. - Little man? 2162 01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:40,919 Good for you. 2163 01:36:41,045 --> 01:36:42,171 Me, the little man? 2164 01:36:42,255 --> 01:36:43,297 And let me tell you something. 2165 01:36:43,381 --> 01:36:45,215 Let me tell you something else. 2166 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,509 Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, 2167 01:36:47,677 --> 01:36:48,802 this is one of the nicest boats 2168 01:36:48,887 --> 01:36:50,888 - that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. - I bet it is. 2169 01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:52,389 And you know what I was just thinking, too? 2170 01:36:52,515 --> 01:36:55,767 The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office 2171 01:36:55,894 --> 01:36:58,061 when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. 2172 01:36:58,188 --> 01:37:00,355 Because, I mean, fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan, 2173 01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:01,732 look at this thing! 2174 01:37:02,108 --> 01:37:03,150 It's beautiful! 2175 01:37:03,234 --> 01:37:06,195 And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. 2176 01:37:06,279 --> 01:37:08,739 All right, get the fuck off my boat. 2177 01:37:08,907 --> 01:37:10,449 I'm sure we'll be seeing each other 2178 01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:11,575 - real soon. - I'm sure. 2179 01:37:11,659 --> 01:37:15,120 Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. 2180 01:37:15,205 --> 01:37:18,290 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. 2181 01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:21,043 Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home? 2182 01:37:21,127 --> 01:37:23,754 Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them! 2183 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:25,923 Fucking cheap fucks. 2184 01:37:26,090 --> 01:37:28,050 Fucking miserable pricks. 2185 01:37:28,134 --> 01:37:31,345 Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look! 2186 01:37:31,638 --> 01:37:33,388 A year's salary right here. 2187 01:37:33,473 --> 01:37:36,141 You know what I call them? Fun coupons! 2188 01:37:36,226 --> 01:37:37,476 See that! 2189 01:37:38,019 --> 01:37:40,020 They're fun coupons! 2190 01:37:47,820 --> 01:37:50,572 Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland? 2191 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,699 Swiss fucking banks, that's what. 2192 01:37:52,784 --> 01:37:55,452 It was ass-covering time. I had to hide my money. 2193 01:37:56,746 --> 01:37:58,288 Enter Rugrat. 2194 01:37:58,414 --> 01:38:00,040 He knew this Swiss banker from law school. 2195 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:01,166 That's for European pussy! 2196 01:38:01,251 --> 01:38:02,501 But he was in Geneva. 2197 01:38:02,585 --> 01:38:04,962 And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober. 2198 01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:08,423 So I knew if I took my drugs right, 2199 01:38:08,508 --> 01:38:10,551 I could sleep through the entire flight. 2200 01:38:10,969 --> 01:38:13,303 But I had to take them just right. 2201 01:38:13,930 --> 01:38:15,973 At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes, 2202 01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:17,516 which started kicking in by the time 2203 01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,351 I finished my sales meeting. 2204 01:38:19,602 --> 01:38:20,811 My tingle phase. 2205 01:38:21,145 --> 01:38:22,813 By dinner, I popped a few more 2206 01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:25,816 on top of some cocktails and a Valium or two. 2207 01:38:25,984 --> 01:38:27,484 My slur phase. 2208 01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:31,989 By 8:30, I took a few more ludes 2209 01:38:32,198 --> 01:38:34,783 and pretty much lost all my motor skills. 2210 01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,535 This was the drool phase. 2211 01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:42,958 And by 10:00, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was. 2212 01:38:43,042 --> 01:38:44,626 The amnesia phase. 2213 01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:47,504 We boarded the plane just before midnight. 2214 01:38:47,589 --> 01:38:49,298 Wow! Look at you! 2215 01:38:49,382 --> 01:38:51,341 - You're beautiful. - Excuse me, sir. 2216 01:38:51,551 --> 01:38:53,719 His sleeping pills just kicked in. He's all right. 2217 01:38:53,803 --> 01:38:55,345 May I see your boarding passes, sir? 2218 01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:57,180 We have the boarding passes. 2219 01:38:57,307 --> 01:38:59,308 Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her. 2220 01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:01,643 Hey! Fucking relax. 2221 01:39:01,853 --> 01:39:03,895 Oh, my God! You got your hand on my fucking cock! 2222 01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:05,355 I don't. Cut it out. 2223 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,440 He's got his hand on my dick again. 2224 01:39:06,524 --> 01:39:07,524 I'm just trying to buckle you up. 2225 01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:08,817 You got your hand on his dick? 2226 01:39:08,901 --> 01:39:10,861 You gotta stop doing that in public places. 2227 01:39:10,945 --> 01:39:12,904 Oh, my God. Take it off! 2228 01:39:13,197 --> 01:39:14,197 Take it off! 2229 01:39:14,282 --> 01:39:16,992 I heard there's a treasure map under here. 2230 01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,661 - Stop! I know, miss. - Excuse me, sir. 2231 01:39:19,746 --> 01:39:21,246 Please sit down. 2232 01:39:21,331 --> 01:39:22,789 - Watch it. - Go back to your seat, please. 2233 01:39:22,874 --> 01:39:25,167 - What are you upset about? - Please go back to your seat. 2234 01:39:25,251 --> 01:39:27,127 I will have to call the captain. 2235 01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:29,713 Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down. 2236 01:39:29,797 --> 01:39:31,465 Please sit down! 2237 01:39:31,549 --> 01:39:33,133 - I'm going! Stop. - Okay, sorry. 2238 01:39:33,217 --> 01:39:34,843 We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep. 2239 01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,136 Question. I wanna ask you a question. 2240 01:39:36,220 --> 01:39:37,763 Fasten your seat belt, sir. 2241 01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:39,931 We cannot take off if you haven't fastened 2242 01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:41,058 - your seat belt. - I'm really horny, too. 2243 01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:42,267 Sit down. Fasten it. 2244 01:39:42,352 --> 01:39:43,852 - Right. Okay, I'll sit down... - I will do it for you. 2245 01:39:43,936 --> 01:39:44,936 - What? - I'll do it for you. 2246 01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:46,188 You gotta speak English. 2247 01:39:46,272 --> 01:39:48,231 We don't understand this language you're speaking. 2248 01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:49,816 I will help him with his seat belt. 2249 01:39:51,069 --> 01:39:53,028 - You gotta put it on right. - Sit back. Sit back, sir. 2250 01:39:53,237 --> 01:39:55,238 - There you go. - All right. I'll just lean back... 2251 01:39:57,575 --> 01:39:59,242 Bitte, Hilfe! 2252 01:40:14,509 --> 01:40:15,801 Jesus Christ! 2253 01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:17,260 Fuck! 2254 01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:20,305 Donnie... 2255 01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:23,517 Donnie, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me, buddy. 2256 01:40:24,143 --> 01:40:25,852 I can't untie you. 2257 01:40:25,937 --> 01:40:28,772 The captain tied you up. He almost fucking tasered you. 2258 01:40:29,732 --> 01:40:32,150 Why? 2259 01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:35,112 He's got a fear of flying. 2260 01:40:39,492 --> 01:40:41,034 He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry, 2261 01:40:41,119 --> 01:40:42,911 it's not you, sweetheart, don't beat yourself up. 2262 01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:45,956 Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer. 2263 01:40:46,124 --> 01:40:48,291 You were screaming at people. 2264 01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:49,751 Oh, fuck off. 2265 01:40:49,836 --> 01:40:51,962 You were on the floor rolling around and shit. 2266 01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,088 Oh, Jesus. 2267 01:40:53,172 --> 01:40:55,257 You called the captain the N-word. 2268 01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:56,842 I called the captain the N-word? 2269 01:40:56,968 --> 01:40:59,177 - Yeah, he was very upset. - Really? 2270 01:40:59,303 --> 01:41:01,638 - Luckily we're in first class. - Jesus. 2271 01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:05,308 Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem. 2272 01:41:06,602 --> 01:41:09,020 Where are the ludes? 2273 01:41:10,064 --> 01:41:11,565 They're up my ass. Don't worry about it. 2274 01:41:11,649 --> 01:41:13,233 - I got it. - Okay. 2275 01:41:13,317 --> 01:41:14,901 Thank God. 2276 01:41:15,361 --> 01:41:17,821 Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do when we get to Switzerland, buddy? 2277 01:41:17,947 --> 01:41:18,947 This is bad. 2278 01:41:19,031 --> 01:41:21,366 Fucking things are against my chest. I can't breathe. 2279 01:41:21,492 --> 01:41:23,243 Come on, do something to calm me down. Please. 2280 01:41:23,327 --> 01:41:25,036 Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 2281 01:41:25,621 --> 01:41:26,705 Okay. 2282 01:41:28,332 --> 01:41:29,583 - That's good. - Go to sleep. 2283 01:41:29,667 --> 01:41:30,792 Rub it harder, buddy. 2284 01:41:30,918 --> 01:41:32,502 You're all right. 2285 01:41:32,879 --> 01:41:35,172 We all love you. Shut the fuck up! 2286 01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,889 Mr. Belfort, you're free to go. 2287 01:41:46,017 --> 01:41:47,184 Really? 2288 01:41:51,230 --> 01:41:52,355 - Hey, Donnie. - Yeah? 2289 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:53,940 When we get out there, try not to act like yourself. 2290 01:41:54,025 --> 01:41:56,318 Okay? Let's make Geneva an asshole-free Donnie zone, all right? 2291 01:41:56,402 --> 01:41:57,819 What are you fucking coming at me for? 2292 01:41:57,904 --> 01:41:59,446 Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo 2293 01:41:59,530 --> 01:42:01,114 and not in a Swiss jail is because of my friend. Okay? 2294 01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:02,365 Hilfe! 2295 01:42:03,326 --> 01:42:05,744 We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down. 2296 01:42:06,245 --> 01:42:07,662 Jordan Belfort! 2297 01:42:07,747 --> 01:42:08,997 At last. 2298 01:42:09,081 --> 01:42:11,666 Nicholas has told me so much about you. 2299 01:42:11,751 --> 01:42:13,627 Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel. 2300 01:42:13,878 --> 01:42:16,254 - Pleasure to make your acquaintance. - Nice to meet you. 2301 01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:18,048 It's a joke. 2302 01:42:18,174 --> 01:42:20,425 You'll understand when you're in the fucking seat. 2303 01:42:20,802 --> 01:42:22,385 You need a bigger couch. For guests. 2304 01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:24,179 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry. 2305 01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:27,098 I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here. 2306 01:42:28,726 --> 01:42:31,895 Wait. Yes. Excusez-moi, Jordan. 2307 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:35,524 Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of... 2308 01:42:35,650 --> 01:42:36,650 Blah, blah, blah. 2309 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:38,360 - Chit chat. - Yeah, chit chat, thank you. 2310 01:42:38,444 --> 01:42:40,070 ...before business can be discussed. 2311 01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:42,739 Yeah. 2312 01:42:45,535 --> 01:42:46,576 Of course. 2313 01:42:47,245 --> 01:42:50,038 Let's get down to it. What would you like to know? 2314 01:42:50,581 --> 01:42:53,458 Under what circumstances would you be obligated 2315 01:42:53,543 --> 01:42:55,710 to cooperate with an FBI 2316 01:42:56,087 --> 01:42:59,172 or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example? 2317 01:42:59,799 --> 01:43:00,966 ça depend. 2318 01:43:01,592 --> 01:43:02,717 ça depend? 2319 01:43:02,802 --> 01:43:03,802 Oui. 2320 01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:07,556 Ça depend on what, exactly? 2321 01:43:08,349 --> 01:43:10,600 Whether America plans to invade Switzerland 2322 01:43:10,685 --> 01:43:12,269 in the coming months. 2323 01:43:12,728 --> 01:43:14,938 Shall I check if tanks are rolling down the Rue de la Croy? 2324 01:43:15,022 --> 01:43:17,107 - Yes. Rue de la Croix. - Croix. Croix. 2325 01:43:17,191 --> 01:43:20,026 Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix. 2326 01:43:20,236 --> 01:43:22,445 See, this is what he used to do back in law school. Check me. 2327 01:43:22,530 --> 01:43:24,281 - Champagne. Champagne. - Yeah. 2328 01:43:24,365 --> 01:43:26,741 Yeah, yeah. French fries, pommes frites. 2329 01:43:27,493 --> 01:43:30,036 - And that kind of stuff. - That's funny. 2330 01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:36,501 What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? 2331 01:43:39,130 --> 01:43:42,799 I understand perfectly, you American shit. 2332 01:43:44,969 --> 01:43:47,345 The only way the Banque Réal de Genève 2333 01:43:47,430 --> 01:43:49,514 would cooperate with a foreign legal body 2334 01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:53,768 is if the crime being pursued is also a crime in Switzerland. 2335 01:43:53,895 --> 01:43:58,440 But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices. 2336 01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,276 From a financial standpoint, 2337 01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:04,446 you are now in heaven. 2338 01:44:04,614 --> 01:44:06,489 See, I told you he was fantastic, right? 2339 01:44:07,241 --> 01:44:11,786 If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become 2340 01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:13,872 papier toilette. 2341 01:44:14,749 --> 01:44:17,000 We would wipe our ass with it. 2342 01:44:17,668 --> 01:44:20,253 Unless, of course, it was an investigation 2343 01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:22,172 into stock fraud, 2344 01:44:22,256 --> 01:44:24,424 which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct. 2345 01:44:24,508 --> 01:44:28,511 Then there would have to be coopération on your part, 2346 01:44:28,638 --> 01:44:30,597 - if I'm not mistaken. - Yes. 2347 01:44:30,765 --> 01:44:33,183 Yes, we would. 2348 01:44:33,351 --> 01:44:35,894 Assuming the account is under your name. 2349 01:44:37,104 --> 01:44:40,148 If it were another name, 2350 01:44:41,359 --> 01:44:42,984 a friend's, camarade... 2351 01:44:43,069 --> 01:44:44,152 Cousin? 2352 01:44:48,908 --> 01:44:50,617 - Relative? - Yeah. 2353 01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:55,455 Was that yodeling I just heard 2354 01:44:55,581 --> 01:44:58,041 or did you just say what I thought you said? 2355 01:44:58,125 --> 01:44:59,876 Yes. Yes. 2356 01:45:00,628 --> 01:45:03,171 He's telling me to use a fucking rathole. 2357 01:45:03,381 --> 01:45:05,048 But a U.S. rathole would never get 2358 01:45:05,132 --> 01:45:07,342 into Switzerland with all that money. 2359 01:45:07,426 --> 01:45:11,262 What I needed was a rathole with a European passport. 2360 01:45:18,562 --> 01:45:19,980 Jordan. 2361 01:45:20,064 --> 01:45:22,941 Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh? 2362 01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:24,442 Welcome. Was the traffic terrible? 2363 01:45:24,527 --> 01:45:26,069 Oh, no, not at all. 2364 01:45:28,614 --> 01:45:30,240 Jordan, come in. 2365 01:45:30,408 --> 01:45:32,909 Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing. 2366 01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:36,079 Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. 2367 01:45:36,247 --> 01:45:38,748 Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. 2368 01:45:39,208 --> 01:45:41,126 How do you say "rathole" in British? 2369 01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:44,004 If you get into any trouble whatsoever, 2370 01:45:44,088 --> 01:45:46,840 I'll come forth immediately. I'll say that I duped you. 2371 01:45:46,924 --> 01:45:48,216 That I promise. 2372 01:45:48,926 --> 01:45:51,594 Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? 2373 01:45:55,933 --> 01:45:57,726 Sometimes I wonder 2374 01:45:58,019 --> 01:46:01,021 if you let money get the best of you, my love. 2375 01:46:01,147 --> 01:46:04,274 Among other substances. 2376 01:46:08,696 --> 01:46:10,071 It's that obvious, huh? 2377 01:46:10,156 --> 01:46:13,408 It's chilly, darling, and you're sweating bullets. 2378 01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:17,954 What can I say? I'm... 2379 01:46:18,831 --> 01:46:20,498 I'm a drug addict. 2380 01:46:20,624 --> 01:46:21,958 I really am. 2381 01:46:23,002 --> 01:46:24,753 Cocaine, pills, 2382 01:46:25,254 --> 01:46:27,672 whatever it is, I'll fucking do it. 2383 01:46:28,215 --> 01:46:29,924 Now that's the truth. 2384 01:46:30,009 --> 01:46:31,259 I mean... 2385 01:46:31,343 --> 01:46:32,719 I'm a sex addict, too. 2386 01:46:33,637 --> 01:46:36,056 Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex. 2387 01:46:37,349 --> 01:46:39,726 Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I... 2388 01:46:39,810 --> 01:46:41,436 I'm sorry. 2389 01:46:42,188 --> 01:46:44,397 Because I'm very easy to talk to. 2390 01:46:44,774 --> 01:46:47,484 You are. You are easy to talk to. 2391 01:46:48,652 --> 01:46:50,070 I suppose it's... 2392 01:46:50,154 --> 01:46:51,571 Just my job, you know. 2393 01:46:52,823 --> 01:46:54,783 All these people dependent on me. 2394 01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:57,577 Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know. 2395 01:46:57,661 --> 01:46:59,370 Sometimes I feel like I... 2396 01:46:59,455 --> 01:47:02,624 I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know. 2397 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:05,126 You're a man with large appetites. 2398 01:47:05,294 --> 01:47:06,377 Yeah. 2399 01:47:08,089 --> 01:47:10,006 Is she fucking hitting on me? 2400 01:47:10,341 --> 01:47:11,382 Yeah. 2401 01:47:11,509 --> 01:47:12,801 Yeah, I am. 2402 01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:18,515 I suppose I put that on myself though, right? 2403 01:47:18,849 --> 01:47:20,391 My decision. 2404 01:47:20,893 --> 01:47:22,352 It's just hard to... 2405 01:47:22,436 --> 01:47:26,356 Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know? 2406 01:47:26,941 --> 01:47:28,483 You know, to... 2407 01:47:28,692 --> 01:47:31,361 Learn to relax and let go and... 2408 01:47:32,363 --> 01:47:34,364 To release the tension. 2409 01:47:35,407 --> 01:47:36,866 She is hitting on me. 2410 01:47:37,827 --> 01:47:39,244 Holy shit! 2411 01:47:39,537 --> 01:47:41,788 Yeah, to release the tension. 2412 01:47:45,626 --> 01:47:47,377 I suppose we... 2413 01:47:47,920 --> 01:47:50,255 We all just need to learn... 2414 01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:54,175 Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know? 2415 01:47:56,095 --> 01:47:58,555 Is he fucking hitting on me? 2416 01:48:04,770 --> 01:48:06,437 Stability, dear. 2417 01:48:06,522 --> 01:48:07,939 Family. 2418 01:48:14,572 --> 01:48:16,739 You take care of my niece, my love. 2419 01:48:16,824 --> 01:48:19,367 I'll take care of everything over here. 2420 01:48:20,327 --> 01:48:21,411 Deal. 2421 01:48:23,956 --> 01:48:26,124 Come on! There you go. 2422 01:48:28,169 --> 01:48:31,421 We had, literally, a fuckload of money. 2423 01:48:31,922 --> 01:48:33,923 Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself. 2424 01:48:34,758 --> 01:48:38,428 So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport? 2425 01:48:38,596 --> 01:48:40,513 Brad, you're making this too fucking tight! 2426 01:48:40,598 --> 01:48:43,391 Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer, 2427 01:48:43,475 --> 01:48:45,685 spent his winters in the south of France, 2428 01:48:45,769 --> 01:48:47,812 which is where he met his wife, Chantalle, 2429 01:48:47,897 --> 01:48:50,773 a stripper of Slovenian origin 2430 01:48:50,941 --> 01:48:52,358 born, in of all places, 2431 01:48:52,943 --> 01:48:54,444 Switzerland. 2432 01:48:58,616 --> 01:49:00,283 Well, this is fucked. 2433 01:49:01,327 --> 01:49:02,785 No shit. 2434 01:49:06,290 --> 01:49:08,750 Like, this will take her like 50 trips. 2435 01:49:08,834 --> 01:49:10,043 I know. 2436 01:49:13,756 --> 01:49:14,964 Let me ask you something? 2437 01:49:15,090 --> 01:49:17,675 What about her family? Right? 2438 01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:20,428 I mean, they all got Swiss passports, right. 2439 01:49:20,512 --> 01:49:22,388 She's got parents, she's got a brother, right? 2440 01:49:22,473 --> 01:49:24,390 The brother's got a wife. That's five fucking people. 2441 01:49:24,475 --> 01:49:26,392 Six, seven trips, boom, right? 2442 01:49:26,477 --> 01:49:28,061 They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her. 2443 01:49:28,145 --> 01:49:29,395 - They'll do it. - We could do that. 2444 01:49:29,480 --> 01:49:31,940 At least I have a family, you crooked-nose fuck! 2445 01:49:32,024 --> 01:49:34,859 Hey, don't forget about my money. 2446 01:49:36,654 --> 01:49:37,737 I'm sorry, what's that? 2447 01:49:37,821 --> 01:49:39,280 Yeah, I forgot to tell you. He's got some... 2448 01:49:39,365 --> 01:49:41,407 - He's got some money. - My money. 2449 01:49:41,784 --> 01:49:43,993 I got a couple of mil coming in like a week. 2450 01:49:44,078 --> 01:49:46,663 When it gets in, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up. 2451 01:49:49,291 --> 01:49:50,708 You give me a call? 2452 01:49:52,336 --> 01:49:55,588 When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. 2453 01:49:55,673 --> 01:49:57,465 Well, we don't fucking work for you, man! 2454 01:49:58,008 --> 01:50:00,969 Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. 2455 01:50:01,053 --> 01:50:03,054 Okay? Technically, you do work for me. 2456 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:07,684 Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk. 2457 01:50:07,935 --> 01:50:09,435 If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now, 2458 01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:10,478 I ain't going to him, okay. 2459 01:50:10,562 --> 01:50:11,604 - I'm not a fucking shvartze. - I got it. 2460 01:50:11,689 --> 01:50:12,981 I don't do fucking pickups, all right? 2461 01:50:13,065 --> 01:50:14,107 - I got it. - Well, listen to me. 2462 01:50:14,191 --> 01:50:15,775 We meet someplace that I fucking say. 2463 01:50:15,859 --> 01:50:17,235 And you tell that fucking piece of shit, 2464 01:50:17,319 --> 01:50:18,486 - he comes correct. - I will. 2465 01:50:18,570 --> 01:50:20,863 He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God 2466 01:50:20,948 --> 01:50:22,782 I'll mash that douchebag's teeth in. 2467 01:50:22,866 --> 01:50:24,617 You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth in? 2468 01:50:24,702 --> 01:50:26,411 Whose fucking teeth are you gonna mash in? 2469 01:50:26,495 --> 01:50:28,788 I put the money on that fucking table! Not you! 2470 01:50:28,872 --> 01:50:30,707 I'm the reason we have this whole fucking deal! 2471 01:50:30,791 --> 01:50:32,792 - He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! - Fuck his gun! 2472 01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:34,252 I put that money in there! 2473 01:50:34,336 --> 01:50:35,712 You know what? You're a fucking pill dealer. 2474 01:50:35,796 --> 01:50:38,089 I got five more just like you, bro. 2475 01:50:38,173 --> 01:50:39,882 Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! 2476 01:50:39,967 --> 01:50:41,718 You know what else? You dress like shit! 2477 01:50:41,802 --> 01:50:42,802 So fuck you! 2478 01:50:42,886 --> 01:50:44,637 - Fucking motherfucker! - Oh! Jesus! 2479 01:50:44,722 --> 01:50:46,556 How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot? 2480 01:50:46,682 --> 01:50:48,474 You okay? Hey, pal. 2481 01:50:51,186 --> 01:50:53,980 The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva. 2482 01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,399 Two million in cash in her carry-on, 2483 01:50:56,483 --> 01:50:59,444 which in the big picture was a drop in the Swiss bucket. 2484 01:51:00,696 --> 01:51:01,988 'Cause the following month, 2485 01:51:02,072 --> 01:51:03,948 over the course of six round trips, 2486 01:51:04,033 --> 01:51:08,077 Chantalle's family and friends smuggled in over 20 million in cash 2487 01:51:08,162 --> 01:51:09,912 without even a hiccup. 2488 01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:16,836 - And I have some more. - Really? 2489 01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:18,129 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 2490 01:51:18,213 --> 01:51:19,339 And here. 2491 01:51:19,423 --> 01:51:21,424 - Welcome. - Welcome. 2492 01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,760 Yeah, like four bags of it. 2493 01:51:25,387 --> 01:51:27,722 Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian? 2494 01:51:27,806 --> 01:51:29,349 - Slovenian. - Slovenian? 2495 01:51:29,433 --> 01:51:30,641 Who cares. You're blonde. 2496 01:51:30,726 --> 01:51:31,726 Oh, stop. 2497 01:51:52,581 --> 01:51:53,706 Shit. 2498 01:51:53,791 --> 01:51:55,041 Just put the fucking car in park, 2499 01:51:55,125 --> 01:51:56,918 you dumb fucking idiot! 2500 01:51:58,462 --> 01:52:00,088 I can't close this briefcase. 2501 01:52:00,172 --> 01:52:01,547 One fucking day. 2502 01:52:01,632 --> 01:52:03,591 One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? 2503 01:52:03,675 --> 01:52:05,259 I'm fucked up, Brad. 2504 01:52:05,803 --> 01:52:08,429 - Gotta be fucking kidding me. - Fucked up. 2505 01:52:13,268 --> 01:52:14,769 - It's a joke. - It's a joke? 2506 01:52:14,853 --> 01:52:16,813 - I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ! 2507 01:52:16,897 --> 01:52:17,897 It's a fucking joke. 2508 01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:19,565 - Are you fucking stupid? - I'm not stupid. 2509 01:52:19,650 --> 01:52:21,109 You fucking drive in here like a fucking maniac, 2510 01:52:21,193 --> 01:52:23,027 you know the attention that that fucking draws? 2511 01:52:23,112 --> 01:52:25,780 - I'm not stupid. I'm smart. - Smart? 2512 01:52:25,864 --> 01:52:27,949 - I make million-dollar deals. - That right? 2513 01:52:28,033 --> 01:52:30,410 With smart important people, unlike you. 2514 01:52:30,494 --> 01:52:34,372 People who don't sucker-punch people when they're scared. Okay? 2515 01:52:34,456 --> 01:52:35,832 - I'm scared, huh? - And by the way, 2516 01:52:35,916 --> 01:52:36,916 I haven't gotten an apology yet for that. 2517 01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:38,042 You want an apology, okay. 2518 01:52:38,127 --> 01:52:39,544 I check my fucking messages every day 2519 01:52:39,628 --> 01:52:40,586 - when I come home from work. - Did you? 2520 01:52:40,671 --> 01:52:41,921 - My answering machine. Zero. - Didn't get one, huh? 2521 01:52:42,005 --> 01:52:43,047 I got a blinking light, 2522 01:52:43,132 --> 01:52:44,424 because I don't have shit from you. 2523 01:52:44,508 --> 01:52:45,716 You know what, you got a big fucking mouth, okay? 2524 01:52:45,801 --> 01:52:47,051 I got my wife checking the messages 2525 01:52:47,136 --> 01:52:49,137 every 45 minutes calling the office, saying, 2526 01:52:49,221 --> 01:52:50,430 "Has Brad apologized yet? 2527 01:52:50,514 --> 01:52:52,515 "Is there an apology message on the machine?" 2528 01:52:52,599 --> 01:52:54,142 I don't have jack shit. You know what? 2529 01:52:54,226 --> 01:52:55,643 That's not how you treat people. 2530 01:52:55,727 --> 01:52:56,769 You got a big fucking mouth, you know. 2531 01:52:56,854 --> 01:52:58,521 I'm gonna give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case. 2532 01:52:58,605 --> 01:53:00,815 You're gonna give me a pass? 2533 01:53:00,899 --> 01:53:02,483 Look, it's a figure of fucking speech. 2534 01:53:02,568 --> 01:53:04,527 Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville 2535 01:53:04,611 --> 01:53:05,903 came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! 2536 01:53:05,988 --> 01:53:06,988 From Fucksville, huh? 2537 01:53:07,072 --> 01:53:08,948 Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today 2538 01:53:09,032 --> 01:53:10,491 when their Emperor's gone? 2539 01:53:10,576 --> 01:53:12,118 Is it mayhem? 2540 01:53:12,202 --> 01:53:13,995 Are people looting and raping? 2541 01:53:14,079 --> 01:53:16,080 What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? 2542 01:53:16,165 --> 01:53:17,582 Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag. 2543 01:53:17,666 --> 01:53:18,958 You back the fuck up. 2544 01:53:19,042 --> 01:53:22,503 I'll cause the biggest fucking scene that I've ever caused in my life 2545 01:53:22,588 --> 01:53:24,338 if you come at me again. 2546 01:53:24,423 --> 01:53:26,007 - You know what? - Just fucking keep it down. 2547 01:53:26,091 --> 01:53:27,300 I got... 2548 01:53:27,384 --> 01:53:31,971 I don't wanna be out of line or anything, but I think you like, like me. Like you... 2549 01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:33,514 Like when you come at me... 2550 01:53:33,599 --> 01:53:34,682 What's the matter with you? What the fuck is... 2551 01:53:34,766 --> 01:53:36,184 ...and you look at me. I swear I just noticed it. 2552 01:53:36,268 --> 01:53:37,977 You have like a fucking, like... 2553 01:53:38,061 --> 01:53:40,062 Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle. 2554 01:53:40,147 --> 01:53:41,606 Are you trying to kiss me, bro? 2555 01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,274 Jesus fucking Christ. 2556 01:53:43,358 --> 01:53:45,318 - What's with you? - I have a... I don't know. 2557 01:53:45,402 --> 01:53:47,111 - It's not a homophobic thing. - All right... 2558 01:53:47,196 --> 01:53:48,905 You're just not the one for me, pal. 2559 01:53:48,989 --> 01:53:50,114 You know what I mean? It's not... 2560 01:53:50,199 --> 01:53:52,116 - It's not about that for me, you know. - I've heard enough. 2561 01:53:52,201 --> 01:53:54,619 Please, I'm begging, give me the fucking case. 2562 01:53:54,703 --> 01:53:56,078 - I'm gonna give you the case. - Give me the case. 2563 01:53:56,163 --> 01:53:57,538 - You gotta do me one favor. - What's that? 2564 01:53:57,623 --> 01:54:00,917 You gotta take this case, you gotta drive straight home, 2565 01:54:01,001 --> 01:54:04,504 need you to open up the briefcase, and you take out every single dollar. 2566 01:54:04,588 --> 01:54:06,547 Don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase. 2567 01:54:06,632 --> 01:54:07,757 And once you have it all 2568 01:54:07,841 --> 01:54:09,634 neatly organized outside the briefcase, 2569 01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:12,011 I need you to take it and I need you to shove it right up 2570 01:54:12,095 --> 01:54:14,180 your wife's Latvian cunt, you understand? 2571 01:54:14,264 --> 01:54:15,932 - My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro. 2572 01:54:16,016 --> 01:54:17,475 Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit! 2573 01:54:17,559 --> 01:54:18,601 How about now? 2574 01:54:18,769 --> 01:54:20,144 - Go, go! - Fuck! 2575 01:54:21,897 --> 01:54:23,606 Motherfuck! You're fucking dead! 2576 01:54:23,690 --> 01:54:25,358 Stop! Don't move! Don't move! 2577 01:54:25,442 --> 01:54:28,277 Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away! 2578 01:54:28,695 --> 01:54:30,863 Drop the case! Put your hands in the air! 2579 01:54:30,948 --> 01:54:32,073 Get down. 2580 01:54:32,866 --> 01:54:34,617 Get down on your knees! Get down on your knees! 2581 01:54:35,327 --> 01:54:39,830 Motherfucker! 2582 01:54:49,007 --> 01:54:52,218 Jordan, do I have a surprise for you! 2583 01:54:52,469 --> 01:54:55,054 - What's that? - Twenty real Lemmons. 2584 01:54:55,138 --> 01:54:56,305 Retired pharmacist's client of mine, 2585 01:54:56,390 --> 01:54:57,557 they've been in the safe for 15 years. 2586 01:54:57,641 --> 01:54:59,100 Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons? 2587 01:55:00,352 --> 01:55:02,228 They're gonna knock us on our fucking heads. 2588 01:55:02,312 --> 01:55:07,233 When it comes to Quaaludes, the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail. 2589 01:55:07,317 --> 01:55:08,818 - Can you believe it? - Oh, my God. 2590 01:55:08,902 --> 01:55:10,361 I thought they were like a myth. 2591 01:55:10,445 --> 01:55:12,321 Three times as powerful as anything available today. 2592 01:55:12,406 --> 01:55:13,447 Look at these babies. 2593 01:55:13,532 --> 01:55:16,117 Boy, Donnie really knew how to celebrate. 2594 01:55:16,201 --> 01:55:18,286 He said he was saving these for a special occasion. 2595 01:55:18,370 --> 01:55:20,955 Like a birthday, or being clap free, 2596 01:55:21,039 --> 01:55:24,000 or our money arriving safely in Switzerland. 2597 01:55:27,421 --> 01:55:28,671 So that night, 2598 01:55:28,755 --> 01:55:30,590 I cleared my schedule and I rid my body 2599 01:55:30,674 --> 01:55:33,175 of anything that could fuck with my high. 2600 01:55:33,885 --> 01:55:35,678 It was celebration time. 2601 01:55:36,263 --> 01:55:37,430 Okay. 2602 01:55:37,514 --> 01:55:39,015 Start off with one, see how it goes? 2603 01:55:39,099 --> 01:55:40,850 My guy says all we'll need is one. 2604 01:55:40,934 --> 01:55:42,351 Here you go. 2605 01:55:43,061 --> 01:55:44,729 - Salud! - Cheers. 2606 01:55:44,813 --> 01:55:47,607 Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down. 2607 01:55:49,359 --> 01:55:50,610 Steve! Steve! 2608 01:55:50,694 --> 01:55:51,944 I gotta get out of here! 2609 01:55:52,029 --> 01:55:53,904 Carl, I think I got it figured out. 2610 01:55:53,989 --> 01:55:57,700 It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down. 2611 01:55:57,784 --> 01:55:59,035 Okay. 2612 01:56:07,377 --> 01:56:09,170 Do you feel anything? 2613 01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:13,007 No. 2614 01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,553 It's been 35 minutes. 2615 01:56:20,057 --> 01:56:23,601 Maybe we've built up a tolerance after all these years, huh? 2616 01:56:36,740 --> 01:56:38,157 This is bullshit! 2617 01:56:38,241 --> 01:56:41,410 My metabolism's pumping. I can't feel shit! 2618 01:56:41,495 --> 01:56:42,662 They're old. 2619 01:56:42,746 --> 01:56:44,914 You think they lost their potency, huh? 2620 01:56:44,998 --> 01:56:46,624 Check the bottle! 2621 01:56:49,461 --> 01:56:50,878 January '81. 2622 01:56:50,962 --> 01:56:52,046 They're fucking duds. 2623 01:56:52,130 --> 01:56:53,172 Fuck! 2624 01:56:53,256 --> 01:56:54,340 Let's take... 2625 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:55,925 Let's take two more each. 2626 01:56:57,886 --> 01:57:00,429 - Jordan. - Yeah, baby. 2627 01:57:04,101 --> 01:57:05,810 What are you two retards doing? 2628 01:57:05,894 --> 01:57:06,977 We're working out, honey. 2629 01:57:07,437 --> 01:57:09,021 Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone. 2630 01:57:09,106 --> 01:57:10,106 Okay. 2631 01:57:10,190 --> 01:57:12,108 - Okay? - Okay. 2632 01:57:13,610 --> 01:57:15,152 Hey, Bo, what's going on? 2633 01:57:15,237 --> 01:57:16,362 Jordan, listen to me clearly. 2634 01:57:16,446 --> 01:57:19,031 I cannot talk to you on this phone, I have to talk to you. 2635 01:57:19,116 --> 01:57:20,616 Get out of here. What's going on? 2636 01:57:20,701 --> 01:57:24,036 Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan, 2637 01:57:24,121 --> 01:57:25,788 and then call me from a pay phone. 2638 01:57:25,872 --> 01:57:27,832 This is not a fucking joke, Jordan. 2639 01:57:27,916 --> 01:57:29,542 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 2640 01:57:30,043 --> 01:57:31,377 - Shit. - What'd he say? 2641 01:57:31,461 --> 01:57:32,837 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 2642 01:57:32,921 --> 01:57:34,880 - I gotta go! - Is everything okay, Jordan? 2643 01:57:45,308 --> 01:57:47,059 The closest pay phone I could get to 2644 01:57:47,144 --> 01:57:49,437 was at the Brookville Country Club. 2645 01:57:50,105 --> 01:57:52,064 It was a real WASP stronghold, 2646 01:57:52,149 --> 01:57:54,734 just a mile down the road from my house. 2647 01:58:04,202 --> 01:58:05,619 Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me. What's going on? 2648 01:58:05,704 --> 01:58:06,746 I'm at a pay phone. What's going on? 2649 01:58:06,830 --> 01:58:07,955 Listen to me carefully. 2650 01:58:08,039 --> 01:58:11,792 Please. Your little friend there, Brad, your little buddy, he's in jail. 2651 01:58:12,461 --> 01:58:13,753 What the fuck's he in jail for? 2652 01:58:13,837 --> 01:58:15,296 - What'd he do? - I don't know what he did. 2653 01:58:15,380 --> 01:58:16,714 My friends in Long Island told me 2654 01:58:16,798 --> 01:58:19,008 he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall. 2655 01:58:19,092 --> 01:58:20,092 He got locked up by... 2656 01:58:20,177 --> 01:58:22,428 Wait, wait. Did you... Did you say a shopping mall? 2657 01:58:22,512 --> 01:58:23,804 - Yeah. - He was with Donnie. 2658 01:58:23,889 --> 01:58:25,264 He was supposed to deliver some money, 2659 01:58:25,348 --> 01:58:26,891 - then that fucking fat piece of shit... - Listen to me! 2660 01:58:26,975 --> 01:58:27,975 I gotta go fucking talk to him right now! 2661 01:58:28,059 --> 01:58:29,977 Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me. 2662 01:58:30,061 --> 01:58:32,688 That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy, 2663 01:58:32,773 --> 01:58:35,065 somebody told me he's got your phones tapped. 2664 01:58:35,150 --> 01:58:36,650 Your office and your home. 2665 01:58:36,735 --> 01:58:38,444 Don't talk on the motherfucking phone! 2666 01:58:38,528 --> 01:58:40,446 Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it. 2667 01:58:40,906 --> 01:58:42,031 Jordan. 2668 01:58:42,574 --> 01:58:46,368 You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you? 2669 01:58:46,453 --> 01:58:48,496 No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent. 2670 01:58:48,580 --> 01:58:50,122 You think I'm that fucking stupid? No. 2671 01:58:50,207 --> 01:58:52,082 What the fuck did you say? I can't understand you. 2672 01:58:52,167 --> 01:58:53,334 Say that again. 2673 01:58:53,418 --> 01:58:56,212 I said... 2674 01:58:56,880 --> 01:58:58,798 What the fuck are you saying? 2675 01:58:59,382 --> 01:59:00,382 I said... 2676 01:59:00,467 --> 01:59:01,926 Are you fucking high? 2677 01:59:04,554 --> 01:59:07,181 Jordan, are you fucking high? 2678 01:59:08,016 --> 01:59:10,142 Jordan, do me a favor, stay where you are. 2679 01:59:10,227 --> 01:59:11,852 Don't get behind the wheel of the car. 2680 01:59:11,937 --> 01:59:13,479 I'm gonna send Rocco over to pick you up. 2681 01:59:13,563 --> 01:59:14,814 Jordan! Jordan! 2682 01:59:14,898 --> 01:59:17,149 After 15 years in storage, 2683 01:59:17,234 --> 01:59:20,194 the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. 2684 01:59:20,278 --> 01:59:22,947 It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in. 2685 01:59:23,031 --> 01:59:24,406 But once they did... 2686 01:59:25,951 --> 01:59:27,493 I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase 2687 01:59:27,577 --> 01:59:29,495 and went straight to the drool phase. 2688 01:59:29,579 --> 01:59:31,539 Tell me where you are! Don't fucking drive... 2689 01:59:31,623 --> 01:59:33,541 These little bastards were so strong, 2690 01:59:33,625 --> 01:59:35,668 I discovered a whole new phase. 2691 01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,795 The cerebral palsy phase. 2692 01:59:40,090 --> 01:59:42,091 Come on, stand up! 2693 01:59:46,054 --> 01:59:47,972 Okay, walking's out. 2694 01:59:48,932 --> 01:59:51,809 All right, think, think. What else is there? 2695 01:59:52,644 --> 01:59:56,355 Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar! 2696 02:00:28,013 --> 02:00:30,973 Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy! 2697 02:00:38,023 --> 02:00:40,399 Think, you motherfucker, think! 2698 02:00:40,483 --> 02:00:41,817 Yes! 2699 02:00:41,902 --> 02:00:43,986 I got it! I've got it! 2700 02:00:44,404 --> 02:00:46,572 I can roll! I can roll! 2701 02:02:08,905 --> 02:02:13,075 Jordan. 2702 02:02:13,451 --> 02:02:15,119 Oh, Jesus. Where are you? 2703 02:02:15,203 --> 02:02:16,662 I'm at a country club! 2704 02:02:16,746 --> 02:02:17,788 What? 2705 02:02:17,872 --> 02:02:20,708 I'm at a country club! 2706 02:02:20,792 --> 02:02:22,126 I don't know what the fuck you're saying. 2707 02:02:22,210 --> 02:02:23,460 Look, you need to get home. 2708 02:02:23,545 --> 02:02:26,171 Donnie is out of control! He's on the other line 2709 02:02:26,256 --> 02:02:28,132 with some Swiss guy. I don't know... 2710 02:02:28,216 --> 02:02:29,216 What? 2711 02:02:29,300 --> 02:02:32,261 Get him off the phone! 2712 02:02:32,595 --> 02:02:35,347 I can't understand you! 2713 02:02:35,432 --> 02:02:36,682 Get him 2714 02:02:36,766 --> 02:02:37,808 off 2715 02:02:37,892 --> 02:02:39,018 the phone! 2716 02:02:39,102 --> 02:02:40,352 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, Jordan. 2717 02:02:40,437 --> 02:02:41,770 Can you just get home? Hurry! 2718 02:02:51,614 --> 02:02:53,741 I was less than a mile from home. 2719 02:02:53,825 --> 02:02:56,535 I drove as slow as I fucking could. 2720 02:02:56,619 --> 02:02:58,620 I'd seen Jell-O move faster. 2721 02:02:58,705 --> 02:03:01,123 I was gonna give you two million. 2722 02:03:01,291 --> 02:03:03,834 I's gonna be lates. 2723 02:03:04,502 --> 02:03:06,086 You ate two million? 2724 02:03:07,005 --> 02:03:08,255 Later. 2725 02:03:08,339 --> 02:03:09,465 Get off the phone. 2726 02:03:09,549 --> 02:03:11,050 Get off the fucking phone! Idiot! 2727 02:03:12,427 --> 02:03:14,511 Get out of the way, asshole! 2728 02:03:17,182 --> 02:03:18,432 You hate two million? 2729 02:03:18,516 --> 02:03:20,017 No, you don't hate two million, Donnie. 2730 02:03:22,562 --> 02:03:25,439 By some miracle, I made it home alive, 2731 02:03:25,523 --> 02:03:27,816 not a scratch on me or the car. 2732 02:03:37,243 --> 02:03:38,327 Jordan? 2733 02:03:38,828 --> 02:03:41,413 Jesus fucking Christ! 2734 02:03:41,498 --> 02:03:42,998 What did you take? 2735 02:03:43,083 --> 02:03:44,374 What's wrong with you? 2736 02:03:44,459 --> 02:03:45,459 Jor! 2737 02:03:45,543 --> 02:03:47,920 It's fucking good, right? 2738 02:03:48,004 --> 02:03:49,338 Fucked up! 2739 02:03:50,673 --> 02:03:52,508 Get off the phone! 2740 02:03:55,553 --> 02:03:57,763 What the fuck, Jordan? 2741 02:03:57,847 --> 02:03:59,431 Your daughter's in the house! 2742 02:03:59,516 --> 02:04:00,599 I hope you know that! 2743 02:04:00,683 --> 02:04:02,017 Your fucking daughter's in the house! 2744 02:04:02,519 --> 02:04:03,852 Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie. 2745 02:04:04,062 --> 02:04:06,480 Get off the phone! 2746 02:04:07,649 --> 02:04:08,607 Jesus Christ, Jordan. 2747 02:04:08,691 --> 02:04:10,359 The FBI! 2748 02:04:11,694 --> 02:04:12,945 Hey! 2749 02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,364 I'm on phone! 2750 02:04:15,573 --> 02:04:17,950 Get off the fucking phone! 2751 02:04:19,702 --> 02:04:21,703 - Come here! ...the phone. 2752 02:04:23,790 --> 02:04:26,917 Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right. 2753 02:04:31,798 --> 02:04:33,298 I'm on the phone! 2754 02:04:33,383 --> 02:04:34,716 On the phone! 2755 02:04:34,801 --> 02:04:36,885 I know what you did, 2756 02:04:37,387 --> 02:04:38,804 you piece of shit! 2757 02:04:38,888 --> 02:04:40,597 What? What? 2758 02:04:40,682 --> 02:04:46,895 Brad! 2759 02:04:46,980 --> 02:04:49,398 You fucking cocksucker! 2760 02:04:53,736 --> 02:04:55,612 What did you do, 2761 02:04:55,697 --> 02:04:57,489 you piece of shit? 2762 02:04:57,574 --> 02:04:58,991 Fuck you! 2763 02:05:00,243 --> 02:05:04,788 I wanna fucking kill you! 2764 02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:07,082 I got you! 2765 02:05:31,649 --> 02:05:33,567 What the fuck happened? 2766 02:05:34,027 --> 02:05:35,277 Oh, shit! 2767 02:05:35,361 --> 02:05:37,237 Jordan? Jordan, are you all right? 2768 02:05:37,405 --> 02:05:38,989 Donnie? Donnie? 2769 02:05:39,324 --> 02:05:40,407 Donnie? 2770 02:05:40,491 --> 02:05:41,825 Jordan, he's not breathing. 2771 02:05:41,910 --> 02:05:43,702 Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do. 2772 02:05:43,786 --> 02:05:45,037 Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do! 2773 02:05:45,121 --> 02:05:46,455 I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan. 2774 02:05:48,499 --> 02:05:51,043 Oh, my God, I think he's choking, Jordan. Do something. 2775 02:05:51,127 --> 02:05:52,878 - Oh, God. - Baby, I got you! 2776 02:05:53,463 --> 02:05:56,340 He's not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something! 2777 02:05:57,258 --> 02:05:59,551 Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 2778 02:06:01,471 --> 02:06:02,804 I got you. 2779 02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:23,742 Step aside! 2780 02:06:23,993 --> 02:06:27,287 Oh, God! 2781 02:06:27,664 --> 02:06:29,414 Move aside, baby. 2782 02:06:36,381 --> 02:06:38,173 Come on! Come on! 2783 02:06:38,258 --> 02:06:39,466 Come on! 2784 02:06:44,013 --> 02:06:46,682 Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something. 2785 02:06:47,725 --> 02:06:49,768 Jordan, he's a father! He's got fucking kids! 2786 02:06:49,852 --> 02:06:51,520 - Do something! - Yeah? 2787 02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,277 Rocco, you gotta get over here. 2788 02:06:58,361 --> 02:07:00,279 - Come on. - Call an ambulance! 2789 02:07:00,363 --> 02:07:01,530 I don't fucking know! 2790 02:07:01,614 --> 02:07:03,365 Just get over here! Call 911. 2791 02:07:11,416 --> 02:07:12,416 Yeah. 2792 02:07:13,960 --> 02:07:16,295 You all right? He's all right. 2793 02:07:29,475 --> 02:07:33,979 Mr. Belfort? 2794 02:07:36,649 --> 02:07:39,568 Get the fuck out of here. Fuck. 2795 02:07:39,652 --> 02:07:42,154 Sir, we need to ask you some questions. 2796 02:07:42,822 --> 02:07:44,781 Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you. 2797 02:07:44,866 --> 02:07:45,991 Come on, get up. 2798 02:07:46,075 --> 02:07:47,617 Get the fuck out of my house. 2799 02:07:49,412 --> 02:07:51,121 - Let's go. - I've been here all night. 2800 02:07:51,205 --> 02:07:52,706 I been sitting here all night. 2801 02:07:52,790 --> 02:07:54,166 What the fuck are you talking about? 2802 02:07:54,250 --> 02:07:56,209 - Where you taking him? - Where you taking me? 2803 02:07:56,294 --> 02:07:57,377 Where you taking him? 2804 02:07:57,462 --> 02:07:58,503 You ain't got no warrant. 2805 02:07:58,588 --> 02:07:59,880 Just come up in people's house like that! 2806 02:08:01,049 --> 02:08:03,342 Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belfort? 2807 02:08:04,927 --> 02:08:05,969 Well? 2808 02:08:09,265 --> 02:08:10,640 Wow! 2809 02:08:10,933 --> 02:08:12,726 Maybe I hadn't made it home okay. 2810 02:08:27,867 --> 02:08:30,243 Get out of the fucking way! 2811 02:08:32,205 --> 02:08:33,455 Fuck! 2812 02:08:39,087 --> 02:08:42,714 Did you drive that car tonight? 2813 02:08:43,841 --> 02:08:45,967 - Yeah. - Yeah, right. 2814 02:08:46,052 --> 02:08:47,844 I'm a family man! 2815 02:08:47,929 --> 02:08:49,679 Family man. Honey! 2816 02:08:49,764 --> 02:08:51,723 It was a miracle I wasn't killed, 2817 02:08:51,808 --> 02:08:54,810 or that I didn't kill anybody else. 2818 02:08:54,894 --> 02:08:58,063 The cops took me in for questioning, but they couldn't charge me. 2819 02:08:58,147 --> 02:09:00,565 They had no proof I was even behind the wheel. 2820 02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:01,733 Meanwhile, 2821 02:09:01,818 --> 02:09:03,902 Brad did three months in jail for contempt 2822 02:09:03,986 --> 02:09:06,571 because he wouldn't rat Donnie out. 2823 02:09:06,656 --> 02:09:09,366 The result, I was scot-free. 2824 02:09:09,450 --> 02:09:11,827 But I had eyes on me like never before. 2825 02:09:11,911 --> 02:09:13,578 You're a lucky man, Jordan. 2826 02:09:13,663 --> 02:09:16,581 You're lucky to be alive, let alone not in jail. 2827 02:09:16,666 --> 02:09:18,250 You know I don't believe in luck, right? 2828 02:09:18,334 --> 02:09:19,668 But it's time. 2829 02:09:19,752 --> 02:09:22,003 Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal 2830 02:09:22,088 --> 02:09:24,005 before your luck runs out. 2831 02:09:24,090 --> 02:09:25,674 Wave to Daddy. 2832 02:09:25,758 --> 02:09:26,842 Hey. 2833 02:09:26,926 --> 02:09:28,427 Hey, sweetie. 2834 02:09:33,641 --> 02:09:36,935 What kind of terms would you be talking about if I... 2835 02:09:37,019 --> 02:09:38,228 I don't know. 2836 02:09:38,312 --> 02:09:41,273 You plead guilty to a handful of securities violations, 2837 02:09:41,357 --> 02:09:44,401 stock manipulation, high-pressure sales tactics. 2838 02:09:44,485 --> 02:09:47,279 Ticky-tack shit like that, you know. 2839 02:09:47,363 --> 02:09:49,322 You pay a couple million dollars in fines, 2840 02:09:49,407 --> 02:09:52,367 in exchange, the SEC fucks off till the end of time. 2841 02:09:54,704 --> 02:09:56,329 And Stratton? 2842 02:09:56,831 --> 02:09:58,707 What happens to Stratton? 2843 02:09:58,791 --> 02:10:01,626 There's no way... I mean... You got to walk away. Right? 2844 02:10:01,711 --> 02:10:02,836 Let Donnie be in charge. 2845 02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:04,546 Right. Donnie. 2846 02:10:05,256 --> 02:10:07,424 Now the FBI is another animal completely. 2847 02:10:07,508 --> 02:10:09,301 They'll still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing. 2848 02:10:09,385 --> 02:10:12,137 However, with you stepping down voluntarily, 2849 02:10:12,221 --> 02:10:14,139 my guess is that your best friend Agent Denham 2850 02:10:14,223 --> 02:10:16,558 will be standing around with his dick in his hand. 2851 02:10:17,685 --> 02:10:18,977 Jordan. 2852 02:10:19,061 --> 02:10:20,979 What do you have to think about? 2853 02:10:21,063 --> 02:10:22,647 You beat them. 2854 02:10:22,732 --> 02:10:23,857 You won! 2855 02:10:23,941 --> 02:10:25,567 God knows you never have to work again. 2856 02:10:25,651 --> 02:10:27,652 What're you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail? 2857 02:10:27,737 --> 02:10:28,820 - Is that what you want? - No. 2858 02:10:28,905 --> 02:10:29,946 - Of course not. - Okay. 2859 02:10:30,031 --> 02:10:32,073 Okay! You got all the money in the world. 2860 02:10:32,158 --> 02:10:33,742 You need everybody else's money? 2861 02:10:33,826 --> 02:10:35,243 - Of course not, Pops. - Well? 2862 02:10:35,328 --> 02:10:37,662 - You know, I built it. - I know you built it. 2863 02:10:37,747 --> 02:10:39,456 You built it, so now preserve it. 2864 02:11:10,696 --> 02:11:12,113 You know, 2865 02:11:12,490 --> 02:11:15,200 five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont 2866 02:11:15,284 --> 02:11:17,369 with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day 2867 02:11:17,453 --> 02:11:20,747 would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on. 2868 02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:26,503 And it's truly with a heavy heart that I'm here to say that... 2869 02:11:28,130 --> 02:11:30,298 That that day is finally here. 2870 02:11:34,512 --> 02:11:36,805 I wanna... I want to thank you all for your... 2871 02:11:36,889 --> 02:11:39,558 Your years of loyalty and admiration. 2872 02:11:39,642 --> 02:11:41,101 But the point is this. 2873 02:11:42,061 --> 02:11:43,311 Under Donnie's leadership, 2874 02:11:43,396 --> 02:11:46,856 along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg 2875 02:11:46,941 --> 02:11:49,734 moving into key management positions, this place really 2876 02:11:49,819 --> 02:11:51,152 is gonna be better than ever! 2877 02:11:51,237 --> 02:11:53,363 That I promise you. Okay? 2878 02:11:53,739 --> 02:11:56,241 Give them a round of applause. Come on. 2879 02:11:59,328 --> 02:12:02,080 This is Ellis Island here, people. 2880 02:12:02,164 --> 02:12:03,832 I don't care who you are, where you're from, 2881 02:12:03,916 --> 02:12:06,418 whether your relatives came over on the fucking Mayflower 2882 02:12:06,502 --> 02:12:08,670 or on an inner tube from Haiti, 2883 02:12:08,754 --> 02:12:11,006 this right here is the land of opportunity. 2884 02:12:11,090 --> 02:12:13,592 Stratton Oakmont is America! 2885 02:12:17,638 --> 02:12:19,264 All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right? 2886 02:12:19,348 --> 02:12:20,557 Yes, we do. 2887 02:12:20,641 --> 02:12:21,766 Fuck you. 2888 02:12:22,435 --> 02:12:23,643 Come on, Kimmie. 2889 02:12:23,728 --> 02:12:25,270 What you probably didn't know is, 2890 02:12:25,354 --> 02:12:27,147 Kimmie was one of the first brokers here, 2891 02:12:27,231 --> 02:12:29,524 one of Stratton's original 20. 2892 02:12:30,276 --> 02:12:32,110 Now most of you met Kimmie, 2893 02:12:32,194 --> 02:12:35,196 the beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today. 2894 02:12:35,615 --> 02:12:38,700 A woman that wears $3,000 Armani suits. 2895 02:12:40,703 --> 02:12:43,246 Who drives a brand-new Mercedes-Benz. 2896 02:12:43,956 --> 02:12:45,790 A woman who spends 2897 02:12:45,875 --> 02:12:47,292 her winters in the Bahamas 2898 02:12:47,376 --> 02:12:49,502 and summers in the Hamptons! 2899 02:12:54,508 --> 02:12:56,843 That's not the Kimmie that I met. 2900 02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:03,433 The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together. 2901 02:13:04,685 --> 02:13:06,936 She was a single mom on the balls of her ass 2902 02:13:07,021 --> 02:13:08,813 with an eight-year-old son. 2903 02:13:08,898 --> 02:13:11,900 Okay? She was three months behind on her rent. 2904 02:13:12,985 --> 02:13:16,655 And when she came to me and asked me for a job, 2905 02:13:16,739 --> 02:13:18,948 she asked for a $5,000 advance 2906 02:13:19,033 --> 02:13:22,202 just so she could pay her son's tuition. 2907 02:13:26,666 --> 02:13:28,375 And what'd I do, Kimmie? 2908 02:13:28,459 --> 02:13:30,168 Go on, tell them. 2909 02:13:31,921 --> 02:13:33,963 You wrote me a check 2910 02:13:34,215 --> 02:13:36,299 for $25,000. 2911 02:13:37,593 --> 02:13:39,052 That's right. 2912 02:13:39,178 --> 02:13:40,512 Thank you. 2913 02:13:43,933 --> 02:13:45,684 And you know why that is? 2914 02:13:49,021 --> 02:13:51,314 It's because I believed in you. 2915 02:13:53,025 --> 02:13:55,735 It's because I believed in you, Kimmie, 2916 02:13:56,153 --> 02:14:00,031 just like I believe in each and every one of you here today. 2917 02:14:00,116 --> 02:14:02,534 - I fucking love you, Jordan! - I fucking love you. 2918 02:14:02,618 --> 02:14:04,411 I fucking love you! I love you. 2919 02:14:04,495 --> 02:14:07,288 I fucking love you, too! I fucking love you, too! 2920 02:14:10,209 --> 02:14:12,210 And I love all of you! 2921 02:14:12,795 --> 02:14:15,130 And I love all of you from the bottom of my heart. 2922 02:14:15,214 --> 02:14:17,674 - I fucking love you, too. - I mean that. 2923 02:14:18,509 --> 02:14:20,802 You are the shit. You are the fucking shit. 2924 02:14:27,309 --> 02:14:29,477 It's a shame, you know. 2925 02:14:31,063 --> 02:14:35,191 For years, I've been telling you guys never to take no for an answer, right? 2926 02:14:35,276 --> 02:14:38,486 You know, to keep pushing, to never hang up the phone 2927 02:14:39,405 --> 02:14:41,656 until you get what you want. 2928 02:14:42,533 --> 02:14:44,284 Because you all deserve it. 2929 02:14:46,328 --> 02:14:49,497 You know, this fucking deal that I'm about to sign 2930 02:14:49,999 --> 02:14:52,125 barring me from the securities industry, 2931 02:14:52,209 --> 02:14:54,252 barring me from Stratton, 2932 02:14:55,337 --> 02:14:56,755 my home. 2933 02:14:59,508 --> 02:15:01,509 What the fuck is that, you know? 2934 02:15:02,720 --> 02:15:05,054 I'll tell you what it is. It's... 2935 02:15:05,806 --> 02:15:08,600 It's me taking no for an answer, you know. 2936 02:15:10,102 --> 02:15:11,352 It's them... 2937 02:15:11,437 --> 02:15:14,689 It's them selling me, not the other way around. 2938 02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,151 It's me being a hypocrite is what it is. 2939 02:15:23,324 --> 02:15:24,574 So... 2940 02:15:31,707 --> 02:15:33,249 You know what? 2941 02:15:37,046 --> 02:15:42,258 I'm not leaving. 2942 02:15:45,221 --> 02:15:46,387 I'm not fucking leaving! 2943 02:15:51,435 --> 02:15:53,853 You're not getting a fucking promotion! 2944 02:15:55,231 --> 02:15:56,564 The show goes on! 2945 02:15:59,193 --> 02:16:00,610 This is my home! 2946 02:16:00,694 --> 02:16:03,446 They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball 2947 02:16:03,531 --> 02:16:05,406 to take me out of here! 2948 02:16:07,409 --> 02:16:09,911 They're gonna need to send in the National Guard 2949 02:16:09,995 --> 02:16:11,746 or fucking SWAT team 2950 02:16:11,831 --> 02:16:14,332 'cause I ain't going nowhere! 2951 02:16:17,169 --> 02:16:22,423 Fuck them! 2952 02:16:56,542 --> 02:16:58,334 Jordy! Jordy! 2953 02:16:58,460 --> 02:17:00,461 Jordy! Get back here! 2954 02:17:01,297 --> 02:17:02,463 Hey! 2955 02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:06,175 Give me that. 2956 02:17:08,679 --> 02:17:09,804 What is this? 2957 02:17:09,889 --> 02:17:12,390 Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake? 2958 02:17:13,475 --> 02:17:16,394 Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman. 2959 02:17:16,478 --> 02:17:19,939 Jordan Belfort just welched on his deal with the SEC. 2960 02:17:20,024 --> 02:17:22,692 He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting. 2961 02:17:35,623 --> 02:17:37,916 It was our time to party big. 2962 02:17:38,000 --> 02:17:40,627 And just as Brad was released from jail, too. 2963 02:17:41,462 --> 02:17:45,423 I apologized, even offered to pay him for his time in the can. 2964 02:17:46,008 --> 02:17:48,092 But he said no, that he was out. 2965 02:17:48,177 --> 02:17:50,053 He didn't want any part of us. 2966 02:17:50,137 --> 02:17:51,763 Sad thing was, 2967 02:17:51,847 --> 02:17:55,058 two years later he was dead. 2968 02:17:55,225 --> 02:17:57,644 Massive heart attack. Thirty-five. 2969 02:17:58,437 --> 02:18:00,772 Same age Mozart died. 2970 02:18:00,856 --> 02:18:04,108 Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but... 2971 02:18:04,193 --> 02:18:06,527 Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind. 2972 02:18:08,697 --> 02:18:12,283 Within days, subpoenas started flying. 2973 02:18:12,368 --> 02:18:15,703 Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it. 2974 02:18:15,788 --> 02:18:17,789 Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough. 2975 02:18:17,873 --> 02:18:20,333 United States government wants to give me a subpoena? 2976 02:18:20,417 --> 02:18:23,711 Here's what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont! 2977 02:18:29,468 --> 02:18:32,095 Fuck you, USA! Fuck you! 2978 02:18:32,179 --> 02:18:34,055 Fuck you! Fuck you! 2979 02:18:34,139 --> 02:18:35,932 Fuck you! 2980 02:18:43,691 --> 02:18:45,733 Jordan Belfort. 2981 02:18:45,818 --> 02:18:47,694 Alden. That's a nice name. 2982 02:18:47,778 --> 02:18:49,070 Thank you very much for that. 2983 02:18:49,154 --> 02:18:51,322 - What kind of name is that? - That is my name. 2984 02:18:51,407 --> 02:18:53,074 I do not recall that. 2985 02:18:53,158 --> 02:18:55,493 I do not recall that. Okay? 2986 02:18:55,577 --> 02:18:57,745 Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today. 2987 02:18:57,830 --> 02:18:59,455 Are you gonna finish the rest of that Danish? 2988 02:18:59,540 --> 02:19:00,748 - Can I have that Danish? - No, no, go ahead. 2989 02:19:00,833 --> 02:19:02,500 They interrogated everybody. 2990 02:19:02,584 --> 02:19:04,210 I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing. 2991 02:19:04,294 --> 02:19:05,461 It went on for months. 2992 02:19:05,546 --> 02:19:07,588 It was a total fucking harassment. 2993 02:19:07,673 --> 02:19:09,215 Tell him to proceed with the questions. 2994 02:19:09,299 --> 02:19:11,759 But not a single Strattonite cracked. 2995 02:19:11,844 --> 02:19:13,511 Gladys Carrera? 2996 02:19:13,595 --> 02:19:15,138 Doesn't ring a bell. 2997 02:19:15,222 --> 02:19:17,849 Sorry, I have no recommendation of that. 2998 02:19:18,017 --> 02:19:19,017 No. 2999 02:19:19,101 --> 02:19:20,101 No idea. 3000 02:19:20,185 --> 02:19:22,687 I don't recall that transaction. You guys have any milk? 3001 02:19:22,771 --> 02:19:25,023 Absolutely not. 3002 02:19:25,107 --> 02:19:26,941 Francis Sortigi you called so many times 3003 02:19:27,026 --> 02:19:29,235 I just thought you might remember that. 3004 02:19:29,319 --> 02:19:30,820 Would you remember any of those? 3005 02:19:30,904 --> 02:19:32,655 - I do not recall any of that. - This Abdul... 3006 02:19:32,740 --> 02:19:34,907 I do not... No, I don't recall. 3007 02:19:34,992 --> 02:19:36,659 It was a long phone call. 3008 02:19:36,744 --> 02:19:38,411 I just wondered if you have any memory of that. 3009 02:19:38,495 --> 02:19:41,664 Okay. You know we've talked to several of the employees at this firm 3010 02:19:41,749 --> 02:19:45,043 and nobody can recall anything about this Steve Madden IPO. 3011 02:19:45,127 --> 02:19:46,377 I think it's odd. 3012 02:19:48,255 --> 02:19:50,757 Do you recall Cartage Corporation? 3013 02:19:52,259 --> 02:19:53,509 You do recall it? 3014 02:19:53,594 --> 02:19:54,886 No, I don't recall that at all. 3015 02:19:55,471 --> 02:19:58,389 Excuse me. I have to ask. Is that your real hair? 3016 02:19:59,016 --> 02:20:01,142 Are you gonna say anything about that? 3017 02:20:01,226 --> 02:20:02,518 Are you gonna comment on my hair? 3018 02:20:02,603 --> 02:20:04,312 Is that how we're doing... Is this personal questions? 3019 02:20:04,396 --> 02:20:06,064 I'm just wondering why you would wear something like that. 3020 02:20:06,148 --> 02:20:07,982 Sorry. I don't recall that company. 3021 02:20:10,069 --> 02:20:11,819 Can I get you anything else, gentlemen? 3022 02:20:11,904 --> 02:20:13,738 Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition 3023 02:20:13,822 --> 02:20:17,241 which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please. 3024 02:20:17,701 --> 02:20:20,828 We were specifically advised not to leave the country. 3025 02:20:20,913 --> 02:20:22,955 So, we took our wives to Italy. 3026 02:20:23,332 --> 02:20:25,750 We figured we were safer working from overseas 3027 02:20:25,834 --> 02:20:27,210 giving orders to Rugrat. 3028 02:20:27,294 --> 02:20:29,462 Nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove 3029 02:20:29,546 --> 02:20:31,547 I was still running Stratton from a yacht. 3030 02:20:31,632 --> 02:20:32,882 Hey, Rugrat. 3031 02:20:32,966 --> 02:20:34,133 Bonjour. 3032 02:20:34,218 --> 02:20:36,219 You bald-headed eagle, how you doing? 3033 02:20:36,303 --> 02:20:37,261 Donnie, Donnie, listen! 3034 02:20:37,346 --> 02:20:38,638 We have a problem, okay. 3035 02:20:38,722 --> 02:20:41,974 Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares. 3036 02:20:42,059 --> 02:20:44,102 What are you saying? Who told you that? 3037 02:20:44,186 --> 02:20:45,770 - What's going on? - He's doing it, Donnie! 3038 02:20:45,854 --> 02:20:48,314 He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares. 3039 02:20:48,398 --> 02:20:49,524 Who told you that? It's bullshit! 3040 02:20:49,608 --> 02:20:51,943 Give me that goddamn phone. 3041 02:20:52,027 --> 02:20:53,569 What's going on? 3042 02:20:53,779 --> 02:20:55,863 Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen 3043 02:20:55,948 --> 02:20:58,658 and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, okay. 3044 02:20:58,742 --> 02:21:00,785 It's not coming from us, so it's gotta be Steve. 3045 02:21:00,869 --> 02:21:02,912 He's the only person with that many shares. 3046 02:21:02,996 --> 02:21:03,955 It's Donnie. Call me back, all right. 3047 02:21:04,039 --> 02:21:06,374 Donnie, your little friend is trying to fuck me, you know that. 3048 02:21:06,500 --> 02:21:08,209 Your little friend is trying to fuck me right in the ass. 3049 02:21:08,293 --> 02:21:09,877 - Get him on the phone now! - We don't know anything yet. 3050 02:21:09,962 --> 02:21:11,337 Let's not jump to conclusions. 3051 02:21:11,839 --> 02:21:13,548 Even though I owned 85% 3052 02:21:13,632 --> 02:21:16,676 of Steve-cocksucking- motherfucking-Madden Shoes, 3053 02:21:16,760 --> 02:21:19,011 the shares were in his fucking name. 3054 02:21:19,096 --> 02:21:21,305 This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds 3055 02:21:21,390 --> 02:21:23,182 and was trying to take advantage. 3056 02:21:23,267 --> 02:21:24,767 Talk to me, man. How do you wanna play this? 3057 02:21:24,852 --> 02:21:26,602 I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now 3058 02:21:26,687 --> 02:21:27,979 and have them start selling Steve Madden. 3059 02:21:28,063 --> 02:21:29,522 We're gonna drive that fucking price down! 3060 02:21:29,606 --> 02:21:31,107 Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up! 3061 02:21:31,233 --> 02:21:32,859 This is your fucking friend from high school. 3062 02:21:33,026 --> 02:21:35,111 If that little fucking prick thinks he can fuck with me, 3063 02:21:35,195 --> 02:21:37,780 we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me? 3064 02:21:37,865 --> 02:21:39,282 - You got it? - Yes. I got it! 3065 02:21:39,366 --> 02:21:42,285 Let's just not jump to conclusions before we know what's going on. 3066 02:21:42,369 --> 02:21:44,912 Captain Ted! 3067 02:21:45,414 --> 02:21:47,790 Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey! 3068 02:21:47,875 --> 02:21:50,626 Turn the boat around! We're going home! 3069 02:21:53,755 --> 02:21:56,132 Baby! Baby, what happened? 3070 02:21:56,425 --> 02:21:57,675 I just... 3071 02:21:58,093 --> 02:21:59,343 Sweetheart, what's going on? 3072 02:22:00,470 --> 02:22:02,096 Aunt Emma... 3073 02:22:02,973 --> 02:22:04,265 Just wait. 3074 02:22:04,683 --> 02:22:06,309 I can't... 3075 02:22:06,393 --> 02:22:09,270 What's going on? Why you crying? 3076 02:22:09,354 --> 02:22:11,397 - She's dead! - Who? Who's dead? 3077 02:22:11,481 --> 02:22:13,858 I just got a call from my cousin Betty. 3078 02:22:13,942 --> 02:22:15,026 Yeah? 3079 02:22:15,110 --> 02:22:16,819 Aunt Emma is dead. 3080 02:22:18,238 --> 02:22:20,948 - Are you fucking kidding me? - No. 3081 02:22:21,283 --> 02:22:22,450 You're serious? 3082 02:22:23,243 --> 02:22:25,536 Oh, my God! Baby, that's... 3083 02:22:25,621 --> 02:22:27,079 Oh, fuck! 3084 02:22:27,164 --> 02:22:28,956 Oh, sweetheart, that's just... 3085 02:22:29,041 --> 02:22:30,374 Fucking heart attack! 3086 02:22:30,459 --> 02:22:32,043 Boom, snap, gone. 3087 02:22:32,127 --> 02:22:33,961 Shuffled off her mortal coil. 3088 02:22:34,046 --> 02:22:37,381 And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account. 3089 02:22:37,466 --> 02:22:39,550 The last time I talked to her she was fine! 3090 02:22:39,635 --> 02:22:41,802 - She's not that old. - Oh, God! Baby, oh, God! 3091 02:22:41,887 --> 02:22:44,055 That's so fucking terrible! 3092 02:22:44,139 --> 02:22:45,848 Oh, fuck! 3093 02:22:45,933 --> 02:22:46,933 It is terrible. 3094 02:22:47,017 --> 02:22:49,560 Your aunt was such an elegant, attractive woman. 3095 02:22:49,645 --> 02:22:51,562 My condolences to you and your family. 3096 02:22:51,647 --> 02:22:52,980 Yes. We're absolutely devastated. 3097 02:22:53,065 --> 02:22:55,066 Thank you so much for your condolences. 3098 02:22:55,150 --> 02:22:58,069 Now where does that leave us in regard to her account exactly? 3099 02:22:58,153 --> 02:22:59,654 Does it go into probate or what? 3100 02:22:59,738 --> 02:23:01,322 Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry. 3101 02:23:01,406 --> 02:23:03,074 Your aunt, before she died, 3102 02:23:03,158 --> 02:23:06,077 signed a document naming you as her successor. 3103 02:23:06,328 --> 02:23:07,828 She did? 3104 02:23:07,913 --> 02:23:09,538 Fantastic! Well, that's good news! 3105 02:23:09,831 --> 02:23:11,999 Well, not as of yet. 3106 02:23:12,334 --> 02:23:14,335 What does that mean? Not as of yet? 3107 02:23:16,755 --> 02:23:18,464 I can't seem to hear you. 3108 02:23:18,548 --> 02:23:21,259 I must have bad reception. Are you speaking English? 3109 02:23:21,426 --> 02:23:24,095 - Very... Now. Fast. Very fast. - Fast? 3110 02:23:24,179 --> 02:23:26,305 I have to get to Switzerland now? 3111 02:23:28,016 --> 02:23:30,101 Speak English! Fucking speak English! 3112 02:23:30,185 --> 02:23:31,477 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay? 3113 02:23:31,561 --> 02:23:33,020 Take your suit, take your dick, okay, 3114 02:23:33,105 --> 02:23:34,814 - and move your ass! Please. - Okay. 3115 02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:36,899 Move my ass! Yes! 3116 02:23:36,984 --> 02:23:41,112 I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers. 3117 02:23:41,196 --> 02:23:43,114 Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger 3118 02:23:43,198 --> 02:23:45,199 who could fake Aunt Emma's signature. 3119 02:23:45,284 --> 02:23:46,826 You American shit! 3120 02:23:46,994 --> 02:23:50,371 I just had to get there by tomorrow, or lose $20 million. 3121 02:23:50,455 --> 02:23:52,164 We're going to Monaco! 3122 02:23:52,708 --> 02:23:55,001 - Monaco? Now? - Yes, baby. 3123 02:23:55,085 --> 02:23:57,670 We're going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, okay? 3124 02:23:57,754 --> 02:23:59,463 - But her aunt just died. - I realize that. 3125 02:23:59,548 --> 02:24:02,466 But I have business in Switzerland. I need to go to Switzerland right now. 3126 02:24:02,551 --> 02:24:04,635 Bottom line. Sorry. 3127 02:24:04,928 --> 02:24:06,721 We gotta get to London. 3128 02:24:07,222 --> 02:24:08,472 Why? Why? 3129 02:24:09,975 --> 02:24:11,142 The funeral! 3130 02:24:11,226 --> 02:24:12,560 Yeah, but, babe. Look, look... 3131 02:24:13,061 --> 02:24:15,813 I loved your aunt more than anyone in the entire world. 3132 02:24:15,897 --> 02:24:17,398 I really did. 3133 02:24:17,899 --> 02:24:20,151 But she's dead now, sweetie. 3134 02:24:20,235 --> 02:24:22,445 She's dead and she's not going anywhere. 3135 02:24:22,529 --> 02:24:24,905 She'll still be dead by the time we get to London, okay? 3136 02:24:25,574 --> 02:24:27,325 Captain Ted! Captain Ted, all right, look. 3137 02:24:27,409 --> 02:24:29,201 We're going to Monaco. Monaco now, okay? 3138 02:24:29,286 --> 02:24:30,328 Monaco, right. 3139 02:24:30,412 --> 02:24:32,288 We're going to Monaco so that we can drive to Switzerland 3140 02:24:32,372 --> 02:24:33,664 so they don't stamp our passports. 3141 02:24:33,749 --> 02:24:35,624 Take care of business here, we'll drive back to Monaco, 3142 02:24:35,709 --> 02:24:37,376 take a flight over to London to catch the funeral 3143 02:24:37,461 --> 02:24:38,961 and be in New York in three fucking business days! 3144 02:24:39,046 --> 02:24:40,212 That's the fucking plan. 3145 02:24:40,297 --> 02:24:42,673 I just want you to know that we might run into some chop. 3146 02:24:42,758 --> 02:24:44,967 Chop? We can fucking handle chop, right? 3147 02:24:45,052 --> 02:24:46,469 I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht. 3148 02:24:46,553 --> 02:24:49,305 No, no, no. We're not going anywhere unless he says it's safe, all right. 3149 02:24:49,389 --> 02:24:50,806 - Don't worry about the chop. - It's safe. 3150 02:24:50,891 --> 02:24:52,224 You don't know shit about chop. 3151 02:24:52,309 --> 02:24:54,518 Oh, really? And you do? You're a fucking expert on that. 3152 02:24:54,603 --> 02:24:56,937 I'll chop your fucking credit card in half. How about that? 3153 02:24:57,022 --> 02:24:58,898 Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine. 3154 02:24:58,982 --> 02:25:00,691 Is chop fine, Captain Ted? 3155 02:25:02,027 --> 02:25:03,861 Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow. 3156 02:25:03,945 --> 02:25:05,112 Yeah, we're gonna take it slow. 3157 02:25:05,197 --> 02:25:06,781 It's a little uncomfortable. Tell them it's safe. 3158 02:25:06,865 --> 02:25:08,032 It's gonna be safe. 3159 02:25:08,116 --> 02:25:11,702 We'll batten down the hatches and secure the deck. 3160 02:25:11,787 --> 02:25:15,498 And we're looking at a few... Maybe a few broken dishes. 3161 02:25:15,582 --> 02:25:16,707 Few broken dishes. 3162 02:25:16,792 --> 02:25:18,000 What's a few broken dishes? 3163 02:25:18,085 --> 02:25:19,377 Does that sound fucking awesome or what? 3164 02:25:19,461 --> 02:25:20,836 No. Not really. 3165 02:25:20,921 --> 02:25:22,213 We're gonna have a fucking good time! 3166 02:25:22,297 --> 02:25:24,048 Let's go to fucking Monaco now! 3167 02:25:24,132 --> 02:25:25,299 Let's fucking move! Let's go! 3168 02:25:30,722 --> 02:25:31,764 Hold on! 3169 02:25:34,935 --> 02:25:37,937 What the fuck is going on out here? 3170 02:25:38,021 --> 02:25:40,648 The Jet Skis just went overboard! 3171 02:25:40,732 --> 02:25:42,733 Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay? 3172 02:25:42,818 --> 02:25:44,944 Gale warning! Gale warning! 3173 02:25:45,028 --> 02:25:47,822 The waves are 20 feet high and building! 3174 02:25:47,906 --> 02:25:49,573 Turn around, let's go the other fucking way. 3175 02:25:49,658 --> 02:25:50,866 - We can't! - Go! 3176 02:25:50,951 --> 02:25:53,536 We'll get broad-sided. It'll tip over! 3177 02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:55,413 I am a master diver. You hear that? 3178 02:25:55,497 --> 02:25:56,539 I'm a master diver! 3179 02:25:56,623 --> 02:25:57,873 No one's gonna fucking die! 3180 02:25:57,958 --> 02:26:00,584 I got you, baby. I got you. Trust me, okay? 3181 02:26:00,669 --> 02:26:01,919 I love you. 3182 02:26:02,003 --> 02:26:03,921 I love you, baby. Just hold on tight. 3183 02:26:04,005 --> 02:26:05,047 Okay. 3184 02:26:05,132 --> 02:26:06,173 Donnie! 3185 02:26:07,759 --> 02:26:08,968 Hold on, baby! 3186 02:26:09,052 --> 02:26:13,139 Donnie! 3187 02:26:13,640 --> 02:26:15,015 - What? - Hold on, baby. 3188 02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:16,600 Get the fucking ludes. 3189 02:26:16,685 --> 02:26:17,852 I don't wanna die, Jordan! 3190 02:26:17,936 --> 02:26:20,646 I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan! 3191 02:26:20,730 --> 02:26:23,607 I fucked up! I fucked up so bad! 3192 02:26:23,692 --> 02:26:25,693 Get the ludes! Downstairs! 3193 02:26:25,902 --> 02:26:27,111 What are you saying? 3194 02:26:27,612 --> 02:26:29,029 Fuck! 3195 02:26:29,906 --> 02:26:31,115 Get the ludes! 3196 02:26:31,199 --> 02:26:32,783 I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded. 3197 02:26:32,868 --> 02:26:34,118 It's three feet of water down there! 3198 02:26:34,202 --> 02:26:36,954 I will not die sober! 3199 02:26:37,038 --> 02:26:38,789 Get those fucking ludes! 3200 02:26:38,874 --> 02:26:39,915 Okay! 3201 02:26:40,000 --> 02:26:41,333 - Go! - Okay. 3202 02:26:44,212 --> 02:26:45,963 - Where's he going? - Hold on, baby! 3203 02:26:46,047 --> 02:26:47,631 Donnie! Is he fucking crazy? 3204 02:26:47,716 --> 02:26:48,841 He's just warning everybody! 3205 02:27:01,062 --> 02:27:02,771 Jesus Christ! 3206 02:27:04,357 --> 02:27:05,524 Hold on! 3207 02:27:05,609 --> 02:27:07,067 Get away from the window! 3208 02:27:07,152 --> 02:27:08,527 Rogue wave! 3209 02:27:08,612 --> 02:27:09,653 Mayday! 3210 02:27:09,738 --> 02:27:12,323 This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! 3211 02:27:12,407 --> 02:27:13,908 - We are going down! - I got 'em! 3212 02:27:14,367 --> 02:27:15,576 I got 'em! 3213 02:27:16,745 --> 02:27:18,287 Give me one for the nerves! 3214 02:27:18,371 --> 02:27:19,497 We're going down! 3215 02:27:19,581 --> 02:27:21,790 This is a fucking Mayday! 3216 02:27:21,875 --> 02:27:23,959 We require immediate assistance! 3217 02:27:26,213 --> 02:27:27,213 Hold on! 3218 02:27:27,297 --> 02:27:28,506 Watch out! 3219 02:27:40,185 --> 02:27:42,728 The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians 3220 02:27:43,021 --> 02:27:46,565 is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, 3221 02:27:46,650 --> 02:27:48,609 then you get to dance. 3222 02:28:05,210 --> 02:28:06,877 Did you see that? 3223 02:28:07,295 --> 02:28:10,214 That was the plane I sent to come get us. 3224 02:28:11,132 --> 02:28:14,885 I shit you not, it exploded when a seagull flew into the engine. 3225 02:28:14,970 --> 02:28:16,971 Three people killed. 3226 02:28:21,142 --> 02:28:22,977 You want a sign from God? 3227 02:28:23,061 --> 02:28:26,146 Well, after all this, I finally got the message. 3228 02:28:31,611 --> 02:28:35,239 Do you dream of becoming financially independent 3229 02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:37,992 but struggle every month just to pay your bills? 3230 02:28:38,076 --> 02:28:42,162 Would you like to own a home like this, but can barely afford to pay your rent? 3231 02:28:42,247 --> 02:28:45,958 My name is Jordan Belfort, and there's no secret to wealth creation. 3232 02:28:46,042 --> 02:28:48,544 No matter who you are, no matter where you came from, 3233 02:28:48,628 --> 02:28:51,213 you too can become financially independent 3234 02:28:51,298 --> 02:28:53,048 in just a matter of months. 3235 02:28:53,133 --> 02:28:55,259 All you need is a strategy. 3236 02:28:55,343 --> 02:28:56,969 When I was 24 years old, 3237 02:28:57,053 --> 02:29:00,889 I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive. 3238 02:29:00,974 --> 02:29:03,434 At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible. 3239 02:29:03,518 --> 02:29:06,937 But we have the house and we have a $33,000 profit. 3240 02:29:07,022 --> 02:29:08,147 I certainly believe now. 3241 02:29:08,231 --> 02:29:09,648 Think about it for a second. 3242 02:29:09,733 --> 02:29:11,859 If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's 3243 02:29:11,943 --> 02:29:14,111 Straight Line Persuasion System seminar, 3244 02:29:14,195 --> 02:29:15,779 then how do you expect to make any money? 3245 02:29:15,864 --> 02:29:19,617 If you want to be a millionaire someday, have some guts. Make a decision. 3246 02:29:19,701 --> 02:29:22,453 Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me because I worked hard for it. 3247 02:29:22,537 --> 02:29:25,080 And if it doesn't work for you, it's because you're lazy. 3248 02:29:25,165 --> 02:29:26,790 And you should get a job at McDonald's. 3249 02:29:26,875 --> 02:29:29,293 There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom. 3250 02:29:29,377 --> 02:29:32,296 And there's nobody stopping you from making millions. 3251 02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:33,631 Don't just sit at home, 3252 02:29:33,715 --> 02:29:36,342 or the life of your dreams will sail right past you. 3253 02:29:39,095 --> 02:29:42,723 I changed all these people's lives and I can change yours, too! 3254 02:29:42,807 --> 02:29:44,058 So come to my seminar! 3255 02:29:44,142 --> 02:29:45,517 The life of your dreams is only... 3256 02:29:45,602 --> 02:29:47,311 Good to see you again, Jordan. 3257 02:29:47,395 --> 02:29:48,479 You're under arrest! 3258 02:29:48,563 --> 02:29:50,147 You gotta be joking! 3259 02:29:51,399 --> 02:29:52,650 You're kidding me. 3260 02:29:52,734 --> 02:29:54,318 Hey, get the fuck away from me! 3261 02:29:54,402 --> 02:29:55,653 Turn that camera off. 3262 02:29:55,737 --> 02:29:57,738 I'm fucking shooting a fucking infomercial here, 3263 02:29:57,822 --> 02:29:59,198 you fucking cocksucker! 3264 02:29:59,282 --> 02:30:00,991 - Fuck you, you motherfucker! - Shut the fucking camera off. 3265 02:30:01,076 --> 02:30:02,826 You don't got shit on me, you hear me! 3266 02:30:02,911 --> 02:30:03,994 Go fuck yourself! 3267 02:30:04,079 --> 02:30:06,455 I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit! 3268 02:30:06,539 --> 02:30:09,500 Hey, Jordan, let me give you a little legal advice. 3269 02:30:09,584 --> 02:30:11,001 Shut the fuck up! 3270 02:30:11,086 --> 02:30:12,628 Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick! 3271 02:30:12,712 --> 02:30:15,255 I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker! 3272 02:30:17,092 --> 02:30:18,509 I clean up my act. 3273 02:30:18,593 --> 02:30:21,178 I did rehab. I'm a TV personality. 3274 02:30:21,262 --> 02:30:24,014 I'm sober for two years. And this happens! 3275 02:30:24,099 --> 02:30:26,308 Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami. 3276 02:30:26,393 --> 02:30:27,643 I'm Swiss, I'm not communist. 3277 02:30:27,727 --> 02:30:29,395 And guess who the fuck with? Saurel. 3278 02:30:29,479 --> 02:30:30,521 - You gonna beat me? - No, sir. 3279 02:30:30,605 --> 02:30:32,856 Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me. 3280 02:30:32,941 --> 02:30:34,692 I mean, what are the fucking odds? 3281 02:30:34,776 --> 02:30:37,403 There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva, 3282 02:30:37,487 --> 02:30:41,281 and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. 3283 02:30:41,366 --> 02:30:42,741 I know. 3284 02:30:42,867 --> 02:30:44,243 I'm so sorry. 3285 02:30:46,454 --> 02:30:47,663 Even more fucked 3286 02:30:47,747 --> 02:30:50,874 was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. 3287 02:30:50,959 --> 02:30:52,543 It had nothing to fucking do with me. 3288 02:30:52,627 --> 02:30:54,586 Something about laundering drug money 3289 02:30:54,671 --> 02:30:57,756 through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, 3290 02:30:57,841 --> 02:30:59,967 you know, the founder of Benihana. 3291 02:31:00,051 --> 02:31:01,385 Benihana. 3292 02:31:01,469 --> 02:31:05,347 Beni-fucking-hana! 3293 02:31:05,432 --> 02:31:06,390 Why? 3294 02:31:06,474 --> 02:31:07,850 Why, why, God? 3295 02:31:07,934 --> 02:31:09,393 Why would you be so cruel 3296 02:31:09,477 --> 02:31:12,062 as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants 3297 02:31:12,147 --> 02:31:13,397 to take me down? 3298 02:31:15,817 --> 02:31:18,277 Long story short. Saurel rats me out. 3299 02:31:18,361 --> 02:31:21,488 But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle, 3300 02:31:21,573 --> 02:31:25,659 who, it turns out, he'd been fucking every time she went to Switzerland! 3301 02:31:27,662 --> 02:31:30,164 - No, no, no, it's impossible. - Oui, oui, oui. 3302 02:31:32,375 --> 02:31:34,168 All right! 3303 02:31:34,252 --> 02:31:37,755 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit securities fraud. 3304 02:31:37,839 --> 02:31:40,048 Two counts securities fraud. 3305 02:31:40,133 --> 02:31:43,594 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering. 3306 02:31:43,678 --> 02:31:45,929 Twenty-one counts money laundering. 3307 02:31:46,014 --> 02:31:48,390 One count obstruction of justice. 3308 02:31:49,434 --> 02:31:51,643 Bail is set at $10 million. 3309 02:32:06,868 --> 02:32:08,452 Uncle Donnie's here! 3310 02:32:09,245 --> 02:32:11,497 Rocky. How you doing? 3311 02:32:12,791 --> 02:32:14,458 I hate that fucking dog. 3312 02:32:14,542 --> 02:32:16,877 Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit. 3313 02:32:16,961 --> 02:32:18,462 Starting to shit in the house again. 3314 02:32:18,546 --> 02:32:20,255 - Me, too. - Come here, buddy. 3315 02:32:20,340 --> 02:32:21,632 Ah, fuck. 3316 02:32:21,716 --> 02:32:23,342 - It's good to see you, pal. - Yeah, you, too. 3317 02:32:23,426 --> 02:32:24,635 Good to see you. 3318 02:32:24,719 --> 02:32:27,221 Sit down. Oh, man. 3319 02:32:29,098 --> 02:32:30,390 How you doing, brother? 3320 02:32:31,226 --> 02:32:32,726 You know. 3321 02:32:32,811 --> 02:32:34,478 Shitty, pal. 3322 02:32:34,562 --> 02:32:36,688 But I'm hanging in there. 3323 02:32:38,024 --> 02:32:40,526 My new piece of jewelry. Check that out. 3324 02:32:40,610 --> 02:32:42,986 Can't leave the house, you know? 3325 02:32:43,071 --> 02:32:45,656 Starting to get cabin fever already. 3326 02:32:46,241 --> 02:32:47,783 Fucking Rugrat. 3327 02:32:48,368 --> 02:32:49,660 That wig-wearing faggot. 3328 02:32:49,744 --> 02:32:51,870 I can't believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill him. 3329 02:32:51,955 --> 02:32:54,540 Swear to God, I want to choke him to death. 3330 02:32:54,624 --> 02:32:56,917 Irresponsible little prick. 3331 02:32:57,043 --> 02:32:58,085 I'll tell you one thing. 3332 02:33:00,463 --> 02:33:02,965 I'm never eating at Benihana again. 3333 02:33:03,842 --> 02:33:06,009 I don't care whose birthday it is. 3334 02:33:07,428 --> 02:33:08,971 Where's Naomi? How's she doing? 3335 02:33:09,764 --> 02:33:11,056 That's her in the house there. 3336 02:33:11,140 --> 02:33:13,100 You could say hi, but she probably won't wave back. 3337 02:33:13,351 --> 02:33:14,977 Naomi, sweetheart! 3338 02:33:18,439 --> 02:33:19,690 What's up her ass? 3339 02:33:19,774 --> 02:33:21,316 - Is she mad at me? - No, you know... 3340 02:33:21,401 --> 02:33:22,860 We probably have to mortgage the house 3341 02:33:22,944 --> 02:33:24,736 in order to make bail. 3342 02:33:24,821 --> 02:33:28,532 Probably end up selling the thing in order to pay for all the lawyers. 3343 02:33:28,616 --> 02:33:31,076 It's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth. 3344 02:33:31,327 --> 02:33:33,036 What are you gonna do, right? 3345 02:33:33,830 --> 02:33:36,665 Anyway, how's Stratton? That's more important. 3346 02:33:36,749 --> 02:33:37,833 How's morale? 3347 02:33:37,917 --> 02:33:40,544 They all pissed off 'cause they have to make money legally now? 3348 02:33:40,628 --> 02:33:42,087 Jordan. 3349 02:33:42,463 --> 02:33:44,882 I got the founding partners together. 3350 02:33:44,966 --> 02:33:47,384 I talked to them about everything. 3351 02:33:48,136 --> 02:33:49,136 And I got you. 3352 02:33:49,971 --> 02:33:51,555 What do you mean, you got me? 3353 02:33:52,724 --> 02:33:55,475 The house, money, don't worry about it. I got you. 3354 02:34:01,482 --> 02:34:02,566 All right. 3355 02:34:02,650 --> 02:34:03,609 I love you, buddy. 3356 02:34:03,693 --> 02:34:05,611 - You know I'd do it for you, right? - I know. 3357 02:34:05,695 --> 02:34:07,654 - You know that, right? - I know. 3358 02:34:08,656 --> 02:34:09,781 I could fucking kiss you all over. 3359 02:34:09,866 --> 02:34:11,033 All right, enough, enough. 3360 02:34:13,119 --> 02:34:14,244 You want a beer, pal? 3361 02:34:14,329 --> 02:34:15,579 What are you drinking? 3362 02:34:15,663 --> 02:34:17,748 I got this non-alcoholic shit. 3363 02:34:17,832 --> 02:34:19,041 What's that? 3364 02:34:19,125 --> 02:34:22,127 A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol. 3365 02:34:22,211 --> 02:34:24,504 - It's a beer? - Yeah, with no alcohol. 3366 02:34:25,048 --> 02:34:26,298 But if you drink enough, 3367 02:34:26,382 --> 02:34:28,300 if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up? 3368 02:34:28,384 --> 02:34:30,469 No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point. 3369 02:34:30,553 --> 02:34:31,595 I'm not a scientist. 3370 02:34:31,679 --> 02:34:32,846 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 3371 02:34:32,931 --> 02:34:34,514 I can get you a beer if you want a fucking beer. 3372 02:34:34,641 --> 02:34:36,767 I know, but I don't drink. You remember? 3373 02:34:36,851 --> 02:34:38,060 I don't drink anymore. 3374 02:34:38,144 --> 02:34:40,604 Oh, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder? 3375 02:34:40,688 --> 02:34:41,855 Or baking soda... 3376 02:34:42,649 --> 02:34:44,942 Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. 3377 02:34:45,026 --> 02:34:46,443 - Yeah. - I love it. 3378 02:34:46,527 --> 02:34:48,070 How's being sober? 3379 02:34:48,154 --> 02:34:49,988 - Fucking sucks. - Boring, right? 3380 02:34:50,073 --> 02:34:52,491 So boring. I wanna kill myself. 3381 02:34:53,034 --> 02:34:55,577 There's a term, and we don't like to use it 3382 02:34:55,662 --> 02:34:57,120 unless circumstances dictate, 3383 02:34:57,205 --> 02:34:59,164 and I think they do dictate in this case, 3384 02:34:59,248 --> 02:35:00,666 and the term is "Grenada." 3385 02:35:00,750 --> 02:35:02,292 Have you ever heard of Grenada? 3386 02:35:02,377 --> 02:35:03,418 No. No, I haven't. 3387 02:35:03,544 --> 02:35:07,047 Grenada's very interesting because it is a small island nation 3388 02:35:07,131 --> 02:35:10,676 that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983. 3389 02:35:10,760 --> 02:35:12,844 It's about 90,000 people. 3390 02:35:12,929 --> 02:35:15,180 And essentially, it means 3391 02:35:15,932 --> 02:35:17,933 this case is unloseable. 3392 02:35:18,017 --> 02:35:19,101 Okay? 3393 02:35:19,185 --> 02:35:20,769 So, you know, we can come in, 3394 02:35:20,853 --> 02:35:22,688 we can have our dick hanging out of our pants. 3395 02:35:22,772 --> 02:35:23,939 Nobody gives a fuck. 3396 02:35:24,023 --> 02:35:25,565 I'm gonna win. 3397 02:35:25,733 --> 02:35:27,109 You, sir, 3398 02:35:28,653 --> 02:35:30,404 are what's known 3399 02:35:31,406 --> 02:35:32,614 as a Grenada. 3400 02:35:35,743 --> 02:35:38,078 You're looking at real prison time. 3401 02:35:39,247 --> 02:35:41,581 Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years. 3402 02:35:42,583 --> 02:35:45,252 And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you 3403 02:35:45,336 --> 02:35:47,004 shoving cash in your mattress. 3404 02:35:47,088 --> 02:35:48,130 Is that right? 3405 02:35:49,007 --> 02:35:51,425 Hey, Jordan. Jordan. 3406 02:35:52,135 --> 02:35:55,971 Your rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college, 3407 02:35:56,055 --> 02:35:57,681 that's not our ambition here. 3408 02:35:59,100 --> 02:36:01,643 There's other people involved in this, too. 3409 02:36:01,728 --> 02:36:04,855 We think they need to see their day in court as well. 3410 02:36:07,442 --> 02:36:09,484 Why do I sense there's an offer in the air? 3411 02:36:09,569 --> 02:36:12,237 Look at him. He's got a sense. What are you, Kreskin? 3412 02:36:13,448 --> 02:36:16,199 Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list 3413 02:36:16,284 --> 02:36:18,660 of all the co-conspirators spanning the last seven years, 3414 02:36:18,745 --> 02:36:20,704 and he also agrees to wear a wire. 3415 02:36:20,788 --> 02:36:22,039 Wait... 3416 02:36:22,123 --> 02:36:23,874 Did you just say "wear a wire"? 3417 02:36:23,958 --> 02:36:25,208 A wire. 3418 02:36:25,293 --> 02:36:26,668 What does that mean? 3419 02:36:26,753 --> 02:36:28,587 You want me to rat? Is that it? 3420 02:36:28,671 --> 02:36:29,963 No, I want you to cooperate. 3421 02:36:30,048 --> 02:36:31,965 - No. You want me to rat, right? - Yes. We want you to rat. 3422 02:36:32,050 --> 02:36:35,886 That's fucking exactly what we want you to do. To rat. 3423 02:36:39,974 --> 02:36:41,808 How was Cristy's party? 3424 02:36:41,893 --> 02:36:42,976 Fine. 3425 02:36:43,061 --> 02:36:44,436 Good. 3426 02:36:45,605 --> 02:36:48,065 Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. 3427 02:36:48,149 --> 02:36:50,817 I have some really, really great news. 3428 02:36:52,653 --> 02:36:55,197 Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. 3429 02:36:56,157 --> 02:36:57,824 I know that already. 3430 02:36:57,909 --> 02:36:59,409 Right. Exactly. 3431 02:36:59,494 --> 02:37:02,704 You never did anything wrong in the first place, right? 3432 02:37:03,664 --> 02:37:05,874 It turns out, all the FBI really 3433 02:37:06,542 --> 02:37:10,212 wants from me is to cooperate. 3434 02:37:10,463 --> 02:37:11,671 You know? 3435 02:37:11,756 --> 02:37:14,758 Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street, 3436 02:37:14,842 --> 02:37:16,635 I could save the government years of heartache, 3437 02:37:16,719 --> 02:37:19,346 not to mention countless dollars. 3438 02:37:20,848 --> 02:37:23,183 But it gets even better, babe. 3439 02:37:23,643 --> 02:37:26,186 Because if I do decide to cooperate, 3440 02:37:26,562 --> 02:37:29,397 I might only be looking at four short years, 3441 02:37:29,482 --> 02:37:30,941 in which case, you know, 3442 02:37:31,025 --> 02:37:34,069 we could start fresh, maybe sell the house. 3443 02:37:34,153 --> 02:37:35,779 And any fines that I'd have to pay 3444 02:37:35,863 --> 02:37:37,656 wouldn't be due till after I serve my term, 3445 02:37:37,740 --> 02:37:40,033 so we'd still have plenty of money left over, you know? 3446 02:37:42,703 --> 02:37:45,122 The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit 3447 02:37:45,206 --> 02:37:50,252 is this whole idea of having to give information about my friends. 3448 02:37:50,336 --> 02:37:53,547 Like you said, "There's no friends on Wall Street." Right? 3449 02:37:53,631 --> 02:37:55,590 Right. Right. Exactly. 3450 02:37:55,675 --> 02:37:57,259 There's a silver lining to that, too, honey. 3451 02:37:57,343 --> 02:37:59,010 Because they said eventually... 3452 02:37:59,095 --> 02:38:01,972 Eventually everyone's gonna have to give information on this case. 3453 02:38:02,056 --> 02:38:04,850 So, at the end of the day, it might not even be a factor. You know? 3454 02:38:04,934 --> 02:38:07,060 Well, that's good news. Right? 3455 02:38:07,186 --> 02:38:08,895 Yeah, yeah. 3456 02:38:08,980 --> 02:38:10,689 I'm really happy for you. 3457 02:38:12,066 --> 02:38:15,318 What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart? 3458 02:38:16,237 --> 02:38:18,822 You should be happy for the both of us. Right? 3459 02:38:18,906 --> 02:38:20,866 - Yeah, right. - All right. 3460 02:38:22,952 --> 02:38:24,578 Come here, baby. 3461 02:38:25,079 --> 02:38:26,621 Give me a kiss, sweetheart. 3462 02:38:26,706 --> 02:38:27,706 Jordan... 3463 02:38:27,790 --> 02:38:28,999 Oh, come on, baby. 3464 02:38:29,083 --> 02:38:31,293 I haven't made love to you in so long. Please. 3465 02:38:31,377 --> 02:38:33,795 - No. Jordan, stop it. - Come on, honey, please. 3466 02:38:33,880 --> 02:38:35,297 No! Jordan, stop it! 3467 02:38:37,049 --> 02:38:39,259 I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 3468 02:38:43,139 --> 02:38:45,015 I fucking hate you, Jordan. 3469 02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:48,143 - Get off me! - Baby... Don't do that. 3470 02:38:49,020 --> 02:38:50,937 You know how much I love you, right? 3471 02:38:51,439 --> 02:38:53,607 Stop that, sweetie. Please. 3472 02:38:58,863 --> 02:39:00,906 You wanna fuck me, Jordan? 3473 02:39:02,658 --> 02:39:04,367 You wanna fuck me? 3474 02:39:05,369 --> 02:39:06,494 Good. 3475 02:39:06,579 --> 02:39:07,913 Go ahead. 3476 02:39:08,414 --> 02:39:10,332 Go ahead and fuck me. 3477 02:39:11,417 --> 02:39:13,835 I want you to fuck me real hard. 3478 02:39:13,961 --> 02:39:16,630 I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. 3479 02:39:16,714 --> 02:39:18,048 - Why are you moving like that? - Come on. 3480 02:39:18,132 --> 02:39:19,090 Please hold still. 3481 02:39:19,175 --> 02:39:20,717 'Cause I want you to come for me, baby. 3482 02:39:20,801 --> 02:39:22,135 Come on, babe. 3483 02:39:22,220 --> 02:39:23,720 Come for me, baby. 3484 02:39:23,804 --> 02:39:25,013 I want you to come for me 3485 02:39:25,097 --> 02:39:26,556 like it's the last fucking time. 3486 02:39:26,641 --> 02:39:28,099 - Yeah? - Yeah. 3487 02:39:28,184 --> 02:39:30,769 Come on, baby. Come for me. Come for me, baby. 3488 02:39:30,853 --> 02:39:31,978 Come on, baby. 3489 02:39:32,063 --> 02:39:33,396 - Yeah? - Yeah. 3490 02:39:33,481 --> 02:39:35,398 - Yeah, baby, come. - You want me to come for you? 3491 02:39:35,483 --> 02:39:36,650 Yeah. 3492 02:39:37,485 --> 02:39:39,444 - You want me to come for you? - Yeah! 3493 02:39:39,528 --> 02:39:41,863 Huh? You want me to come for you? 3494 02:39:43,699 --> 02:39:45,408 Oh, God, baby. Yeah! 3495 02:39:45,493 --> 02:39:47,994 Oh, God. Oh, God. 3496 02:39:49,330 --> 02:39:53,750 Oh, God. 3497 02:39:53,834 --> 02:39:55,085 Jesus. 3498 02:39:58,714 --> 02:40:00,048 Oh, baby. 3499 02:40:00,132 --> 02:40:02,634 That was so fucking great! 3500 02:40:02,718 --> 02:40:04,010 Oh, God! 3501 02:40:06,347 --> 02:40:08,306 That was the last time. 3502 02:40:08,808 --> 02:40:10,767 What do you mean, baby? 3503 02:40:10,851 --> 02:40:13,812 I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. 3504 02:40:14,814 --> 02:40:16,856 What are you talking about? 3505 02:40:18,859 --> 02:40:20,527 I want a divorce. 3506 02:40:22,113 --> 02:40:24,114 What do you mean, you want a divorce? 3507 02:40:24,198 --> 02:40:26,241 What's that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? 3508 02:40:26,325 --> 02:40:28,201 Get off me! I want a divorce. 3509 02:40:28,536 --> 02:40:29,786 You just made love to me. 3510 02:40:29,870 --> 02:40:30,954 What the fuck is wrong with you? 3511 02:40:31,038 --> 02:40:33,373 I don't love you anymore, Jordan! 3512 02:40:34,667 --> 02:40:36,626 Oh, you don't love me? 3513 02:40:37,044 --> 02:40:38,628 You don't love me anymore, huh? 3514 02:40:38,713 --> 02:40:40,964 Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you! 3515 02:40:41,048 --> 02:40:42,882 Now that I'm under federal indictment, 3516 02:40:42,967 --> 02:40:44,926 with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, 3517 02:40:45,011 --> 02:40:46,720 now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. 3518 02:40:46,804 --> 02:40:48,555 - Is that right? - No, no. 3519 02:40:48,889 --> 02:40:51,141 What kind of person are you? Tell me. 3520 02:40:51,225 --> 02:40:52,475 You married me! 3521 02:40:52,560 --> 02:40:54,060 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 3522 02:40:54,145 --> 02:40:55,812 Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. 3523 02:40:55,896 --> 02:40:58,064 I'm gonna take custody of the kids. 3524 02:40:58,149 --> 02:41:01,693 If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. 3525 02:41:01,819 --> 02:41:03,653 - Okay? Don't try to fight it. - Oh, my God. 3526 02:41:03,738 --> 02:41:07,907 It'll save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. 3527 02:41:09,452 --> 02:41:12,662 You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me? 3528 02:41:12,747 --> 02:41:14,164 I've already talked to the lawyer. 3529 02:41:14,248 --> 02:41:15,498 He said even if you don't get convicted, 3530 02:41:15,583 --> 02:41:16,666 I've got a good chance of getting them. 3531 02:41:16,751 --> 02:41:17,834 I got news for you. 3532 02:41:17,918 --> 02:41:21,338 You're not fucking taking my children, you vicious fucking cunt, you! 3533 02:41:21,881 --> 02:41:23,840 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 3534 02:41:23,924 --> 02:41:26,092 You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! 3535 02:41:26,177 --> 02:41:27,552 You hear me? Fuck you! 3536 02:41:27,762 --> 02:41:30,513 You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! 3537 02:41:39,106 --> 02:41:40,899 Fucking bitch! 3538 02:41:43,361 --> 02:41:44,736 Fucking whore! 3539 02:41:49,116 --> 02:41:51,785 Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore! 3540 02:42:00,961 --> 02:42:03,713 Look at yourself, Jordan. 3541 02:42:03,798 --> 02:42:04,964 You're sick! 3542 02:42:05,049 --> 02:42:06,216 You're a sick man! 3543 02:42:06,300 --> 02:42:08,343 Fuck you! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids! 3544 02:42:08,427 --> 02:42:10,887 You think I would let my kids near you? 3545 02:42:10,971 --> 02:42:12,138 Look at yourself! 3546 02:42:12,223 --> 02:42:13,723 You know what my lawyer said? 3547 02:42:13,808 --> 02:42:17,268 My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan. 3548 02:42:17,353 --> 02:42:20,605 Twenty fucking years! You're never gonna see the kids again! 3549 02:42:20,689 --> 02:42:21,898 You don't think I'm not gonna see my... 3550 02:42:21,982 --> 02:42:23,733 No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! 3551 02:42:23,818 --> 02:42:25,985 You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? 3552 02:42:26,070 --> 02:42:27,612 Don't you fucking touch them! 3553 02:42:28,948 --> 02:42:30,740 Don't you fucking touch me! 3554 02:42:32,451 --> 02:42:35,703 Sweetheart? You're coming on a trip with Daddy, all right? 3555 02:42:35,788 --> 02:42:37,747 You're coming on a trip with Daddy. 3556 02:42:40,501 --> 02:42:42,752 Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan. 3557 02:42:42,837 --> 02:42:45,588 I swear to God, I will fucking kill you! 3558 02:42:48,259 --> 02:42:49,509 It's all right, baby. 3559 02:42:49,593 --> 02:42:52,303 You and Daddy are gonna go on a little trip together, okay? 3560 02:42:52,388 --> 02:42:53,930 - A little trip together. - Violet! 3561 02:42:54,014 --> 02:42:55,098 Violet! 3562 02:42:55,182 --> 02:42:57,392 - Get the key! Get the key! - I got it! 3563 02:42:57,476 --> 02:42:59,102 Jordan, you open this fucking door 3564 02:42:59,186 --> 02:43:01,980 - right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on. 3565 02:43:02,064 --> 02:43:03,398 There you go. Get your legs in. 3566 02:43:03,482 --> 02:43:05,108 I'm taking her with me! 3567 02:43:05,192 --> 02:43:07,819 I told you I'm taking her with me, you fucking bitch! 3568 02:43:07,903 --> 02:43:10,613 You're not gonna stop me! You're not gonna stop me! 3569 02:43:11,407 --> 02:43:13,491 We're going on a little trip, honey. 3570 02:43:13,909 --> 02:43:15,410 No! No! 3571 02:43:16,036 --> 02:43:17,412 Get the hell out of here! 3572 02:43:17,496 --> 02:43:19,622 Leave that baby alone! 3573 02:43:19,707 --> 02:43:21,875 Violet! Garage door! Close it! 3574 02:43:21,959 --> 02:43:23,084 Mommy! 3575 02:43:23,210 --> 02:43:25,378 - Get out of here! - Open the fucking door! 3576 02:43:26,297 --> 02:43:27,422 Mommy! 3577 02:43:30,468 --> 02:43:32,093 No! 3578 02:43:39,393 --> 02:43:42,145 Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens... 3579 02:43:42,229 --> 02:43:43,521 Get the baby! 3580 02:43:43,606 --> 02:43:45,732 Naomi, get the baby! 3581 02:43:46,484 --> 02:43:48,151 - Mommy. - Honey, it's okay. 3582 02:43:48,235 --> 02:43:49,486 It's gonna be okay. 3583 02:43:49,570 --> 02:43:51,571 Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind. 3584 02:43:52,573 --> 02:43:54,365 - Baby... - It's all right, honey. 3585 02:43:54,450 --> 02:43:56,034 She all right? 3586 02:43:56,118 --> 02:43:57,410 Is she all right? 3587 02:43:58,162 --> 02:43:59,746 What's the matter with you? 3588 02:43:59,997 --> 02:44:01,331 Is she all right? 3589 02:44:08,714 --> 02:44:10,089 Paragraph one. 3590 02:44:10,174 --> 02:44:11,674 The defendant shall plead guilty 3591 02:44:11,759 --> 02:44:15,178 to all counts of the indictment currently pending against him 3592 02:44:15,262 --> 02:44:19,098 in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York. 3593 02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:20,683 Paragraph two. 3594 02:44:20,768 --> 02:44:21,893 Talk normally. 3595 02:44:21,977 --> 02:44:25,188 The defendant shall participate in undercover activities... 3596 02:44:25,272 --> 02:44:26,397 Breathe normally. 3597 02:44:26,482 --> 02:44:30,026 ...including wearing a recording device, also known as a wire... 3598 02:44:30,110 --> 02:44:32,278 After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on. 3599 02:44:32,363 --> 02:44:33,488 ...in conjunction with the investigation... 3600 02:44:33,572 --> 02:44:35,114 Fucking brutal. 3601 02:44:35,241 --> 02:44:36,491 Quit your bitching. 3602 02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:38,409 Paragraph four. The defendant must not commit, 3603 02:44:38,494 --> 02:44:40,662 or attempt to commit, any further crimes. 3604 02:44:40,746 --> 02:44:44,207 Please. Let me just sign the fucking thing already. 3605 02:44:44,291 --> 02:44:45,667 Thank you. 3606 02:44:48,629 --> 02:44:49,796 Just here? 3607 02:44:49,880 --> 02:44:51,422 That'd be good. 3608 02:44:53,133 --> 02:44:54,259 Thank you. 3609 02:44:54,343 --> 02:44:55,969 It wasn't even a choice. 3610 02:44:57,012 --> 02:45:00,014 For the next six hours, I came up with a list. 3611 02:45:00,307 --> 02:45:03,226 Friends, enemies, business associates. 3612 02:45:03,310 --> 02:45:07,397 Anybody who'd ever known me or taken so much as a stock tip. 3613 02:45:12,945 --> 02:45:15,238 Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie! 3614 02:45:17,032 --> 02:45:19,826 The first name on the list was Donnie. 3615 02:45:22,204 --> 02:45:25,331 Jordan, do you know how good it is to have you back in this office? 3616 02:45:25,708 --> 02:45:27,750 It's not the same when you're gone. 3617 02:45:27,835 --> 02:45:29,586 It's sad, you understand? It's like... 3618 02:45:29,670 --> 02:45:31,087 That fucking Steve Madden, huh? 3619 02:45:31,171 --> 02:45:32,338 I can't... 3620 02:45:32,423 --> 02:45:34,257 Swear to God, I can't even think about it. 3621 02:45:34,341 --> 02:45:36,217 Every time I think about him, my blood boils. 3622 02:45:36,302 --> 02:45:37,969 I can't even say his name. 3623 02:45:38,053 --> 02:45:39,596 - I know. - It's, like, disgusting. 3624 02:45:39,680 --> 02:45:42,056 I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that. 3625 02:45:43,350 --> 02:45:46,269 He ever get back to you about that... 3626 02:45:47,021 --> 02:45:48,771 About that account? 3627 02:45:54,612 --> 02:45:55,653 You remember. 3628 02:45:55,738 --> 02:45:57,739 It was like four or five mil, something like that, right? 3629 02:45:57,823 --> 02:46:00,950 He was supposed to kick back four or five mil, was it? 3630 02:46:05,372 --> 02:46:06,831 Actually, I was... 3631 02:46:06,915 --> 02:46:08,291 I was fucked up, Jordan, 3632 02:46:08,375 --> 02:46:09,876 - so I don't really remember. - Yeah. 3633 02:46:09,960 --> 02:46:11,961 Yeah, right. Stupid. 3634 02:46:12,630 --> 02:46:16,633 Well, if he calls you, you make sure and contact me, okay? 3635 02:46:18,469 --> 02:46:20,136 - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah. 3636 02:46:20,220 --> 02:46:22,305 Of course, yeah. No, of course. 3637 02:46:25,726 --> 02:46:28,227 You gonna eat that last piece of yellowtail, bud? 3638 02:46:29,271 --> 02:46:31,022 No, it's all yours. 3639 02:46:31,857 --> 02:46:33,191 Can I get this? 3640 02:46:35,694 --> 02:46:37,403 So, what else is... 3641 02:46:40,157 --> 02:46:42,158 Well, how's Naomi and everything? 3642 02:46:42,242 --> 02:46:43,660 You know how it is. 3643 02:46:43,744 --> 02:46:45,828 She hates my fucking guts. 3644 02:46:47,581 --> 02:46:49,248 How's Hildy? Good? 3645 02:46:50,084 --> 02:46:53,670 She's still alive, so my life is fucked, you know? 3646 02:46:53,754 --> 02:46:54,921 Yeah. 3647 02:47:01,762 --> 02:47:03,262 Mr. Jordan. 3648 02:47:04,932 --> 02:47:07,100 Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor. 3649 02:47:07,476 --> 02:47:08,518 What? 3650 02:47:08,977 --> 02:47:10,770 You've got a visitor. 3651 02:47:26,286 --> 02:47:28,287 I need you to get dressed. 3652 02:47:28,372 --> 02:47:30,581 Why? What the fuck's going on? 3653 02:47:35,629 --> 02:47:37,422 You're going to jail. 3654 02:47:49,351 --> 02:47:50,560 All right. 3655 02:47:50,644 --> 02:47:52,228 I'll get some clothes on. 3656 02:47:52,312 --> 02:47:54,647 We'll give you a hand with that. 3657 02:48:03,240 --> 02:48:04,323 Okay. 3658 02:48:16,545 --> 02:48:17,795 FBI! 3659 02:48:18,213 --> 02:48:21,799 Everybody sit down. Put your hands where they can be seen, and shut up! 3660 02:48:21,884 --> 02:48:23,593 Don't you fucking touch me. 3661 02:48:23,677 --> 02:48:25,803 Get your fucking hands off me! 3662 02:48:25,888 --> 02:48:27,638 Don't get out of your seats! 3663 02:48:40,861 --> 02:48:42,487 It's fucking Chanel! 3664 02:48:55,125 --> 02:48:57,210 I gave up everyone. 3665 02:48:57,377 --> 02:48:58,878 And in return, 3666 02:48:58,962 --> 02:49:03,341 I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I'd never even heard of. 3667 02:49:05,219 --> 02:49:07,595 Like my pops, Mad Max, had said, 3668 02:49:08,388 --> 02:49:10,973 "The chickens had come home to roost." 3669 02:49:12,392 --> 02:49:14,602 Whatever the fuck that means. 3670 02:49:18,190 --> 02:49:19,482 I hope Your Honor would agree 3671 02:49:19,566 --> 02:49:21,567 that Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself 3672 02:49:21,652 --> 02:49:23,736 in terms of his cooperation. 3673 02:49:23,821 --> 02:49:25,863 Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions 3674 02:49:25,948 --> 02:49:28,491 of over two dozen serious offenders 3675 02:49:29,743 --> 02:49:31,661 and helped them recover millions of dollars 3676 02:49:31,745 --> 02:49:35,164 to be made available for restitution to their victims. 3677 02:49:37,417 --> 02:49:41,087 The sentence of the court shall be 36 months in federal prison. 3678 02:49:42,923 --> 02:49:45,049 Please remand the defendant. 3679 02:49:47,261 --> 02:49:48,970 I'm sorry. 3680 02:49:51,890 --> 02:49:52,932 That's okay. 3681 02:50:41,315 --> 02:50:43,733 I'm not ashamed to admit it. 3682 02:50:43,817 --> 02:50:45,651 When we arrived at the prison, 3683 02:50:45,736 --> 02:50:47,904 I was absolutely terrified. 3684 02:50:48,697 --> 02:50:50,072 Belfort, on your feet. 3685 02:50:50,157 --> 02:50:52,450 But I needn't have been. 3686 02:50:52,659 --> 02:50:55,286 You see, for a brief fleeting moment, 3687 02:50:55,996 --> 02:50:58,039 I'd forgotten I was rich. 3688 02:50:59,041 --> 02:51:02,501 And I lived in a place where everything was for sale. 3689 02:51:05,005 --> 02:51:07,715 Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? 3690 02:51:07,799 --> 02:51:10,676 So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life. 3691 02:51:10,761 --> 02:51:14,221 I'm talking about rock stars, professional athletes, gangsters. 3692 02:51:14,306 --> 02:51:16,098 I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers. 3693 02:51:16,183 --> 02:51:18,476 But this guy, my good friend, 3694 02:51:18,560 --> 02:51:21,312 Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single 3695 02:51:21,396 --> 02:51:24,190 baddest motherfucker I have ever met. 3696 02:51:24,733 --> 02:51:26,442 So I want you right now 3697 02:51:26,526 --> 02:51:29,654 to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome 3698 02:51:29,738 --> 02:51:34,116 for my good friend and the world's greatest sales trainer, 3699 02:51:34,201 --> 02:51:36,452 Mr. Jordan Belfort! 3700 02:51:47,422 --> 02:51:48,714 Thank you. 3701 02:52:11,697 --> 02:52:13,406 Sell me this pen. 3702 02:52:17,995 --> 02:52:20,037 It's... 3703 02:52:20,330 --> 02:52:22,081 It's an amazing pen. 3704 02:52:22,416 --> 02:52:24,583 For professionals, it's a... 3705 02:52:27,713 --> 02:52:29,422 Sell me this pen. 3706 02:52:30,424 --> 02:52:31,632 Well, it's a nice pen. 3707 02:52:31,717 --> 02:52:33,009 You can use the pen 3708 02:52:33,093 --> 02:52:36,303 to write down thoughts from your life so you can... 3709 02:52:38,098 --> 02:52:41,434 Sell me this pen. 3710 02:52:43,437 --> 02:52:44,645 Well... 3711 02:52:45,022 --> 02:52:48,607 This pen works and I personally love this pen...277396

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