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'13 Bannerman Road is where
Sarah Jane Smith lives
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'and it's home to things
way beyond your imagination.
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'There's an extraterrestrial
supercomputer in the wall,
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'her son, a genetically engineered
boy genius,
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'a school girl
investigator across the road
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'her adopted daughter
from another world
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'and a whole universe of adventure
right here on the doorstep.'
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Ready? Always!
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Hi! I'm Joseph Serf.
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Something weird happened.
He glitched.
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'Enhancing.'
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If I could speak to Mr Serf, just to
tell him there are no glitches.
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Meet you both back here
in half an hour.
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Call me Sarah Jane.
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They're controlling him.
Gotcha!
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SHE SCREAMS
Let her go. She's just a child!
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YOU... YOU...
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YOU... YOU...
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They're going to kill us.
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You must escape. Run!
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What? What?
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What do you know?
Who do you work for?
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Oh, Mr Harrison.
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This is not exactly
a new experience for me.
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'You're not going to fire that gun.'
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Do you want to bet? I don't think
you've ever fired that gun. No.
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But there's a first time
for everything!
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I'm walking out now.
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You won't stop me.
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Sky, what are you doing?
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HE BEEPS AND CHIRRUPS
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Grab her!
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Lipstick that bites?
How very interesting.
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MR SERF CHIRRUPS
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Berr berr berr berr berr.
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'What are you doing down there?'
Berr berr berr berr berr.
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Level five, PUNISH!
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DEVICE EMITS PIERCING WAIL
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ALL: Aaaarrghh!
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Luke, make it stop, make it stop!
I can't!
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Ooooh, ooohh...
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Work, work!
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I'm sorry... I must have
blunked out there for a second.
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My goadness, what's happening?
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Plark, forget it. It's too late now!
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What are they doing in there?
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Oh, no! Emergency!
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Intruders in Light Chamber!
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Luke, Sky, get out of there!
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Run, run! Come on!
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ALARM BUZZES
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No!
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Should be back by now. Come on, Luke,
answer! Sky, answer, come on!
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'Oh, pick it up for once,
Sarah Jane!'
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That's my phone! Welcome to
the club. I've had seven phones
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in the last two years.
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Sarah Jane! Mum!
Thank goodness you're all right!
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Bizarre! I expected
high-class industrial spies,
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not Mumsnet(!)
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Mum, the hologram. There are aliens
working it. They're slaves!
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Coming, Master!
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Plark.
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Master?
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You let these human children
roam free!
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Master, no, please, master!
Level seven,
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PUNISH! Master! Aagghhh!
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Stop it!
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PLARK SCREAMS
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You're hurting these creatures!
Poor little Skullions?
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Read my lips, Pollyanna.
I. Don't. Care.
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Plark, get back to work!
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Thank you, Master. Love master!
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What are you doing to them?
The Skullions?
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They merely need a firm hand.
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Listen, I can help you
and help them, I can get them home.
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I don't need your help,
I'm doing fine!
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They're intelligent,
you can't treat them like that!
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Can't I? I paid enough for them.
You bought them?!
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A ship crash-landed in Central Asia.
The survivors were put up for sale.
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What do you mean, "up for sale"?
Oh, didn't you know?
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There's a black market in alien
species. If you know where to look.
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They're smuggled across Europe
in crates, then across the Channel.
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A slave trade in aliens. Packing
them up in boxes, torturing them.
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It's appalling! I can't believe
anybody could be so...
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Successful?
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Ha-ha-ha! You're so naive.
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This is the way the world works.
Not in my world!
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Yes, it is. Money is exchanged
for goods and services.
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Plenty of bidders at auction,
but I paid millions.
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To make billions.
It's disgusting. You're disgusting!
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I do my best.
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I'm beginning to understand this.
There's nothing special
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about the Serf Board, is there?
It's rubbish, yes.
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It's not the board, it's Serf,
the hologram. He's hypnotic.
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He can make you desperate to buy
one. Very good, carry on.
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In a few hours, the launch...
it'll be televised the world over.
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Serf hypnotises the entire
world to buy a Serf Board.
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And you make a fortune! That's
all it is. The slaves... just money!
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Just profit!
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Shock, horror(!)
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Right, enough debate!
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Put the kids in storage five.
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No, you leave my children alone!
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Luke, you look after her! I will!
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You dare harm my children...
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I'll deal with them, and you, later.
After the launch.
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This way.
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I'm going to stop this.
I am going to stop you.
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What are you going to do?
Hit me with your handbag(?)
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Are you hurting them?
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Are you hurting
the little people?
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You are SCUM!
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Hold on, hold on!
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I'm a prisoner just like you!
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The aliens aren't bad, Harrison is.
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How could he do that?
It just makes me so ANGRY!
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Humans used other humans
as slaves for centuries.
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Every culture, the world over.
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Nobody challenged them
until a few hundred years ago.
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And in some places it still goes on.
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Is this what humans are like?
Not all of them.
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I can sleep somewhere else
in the house.
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What?
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If you want your room back.
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I think it upset you but...
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you're not telling me.
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It doesn't matter.
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And this isn't the time!
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This morning a little man
pulled me into the lift.
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The guards came, they hurt him.
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I saw others, many others.
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The guards locked me away.
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The Skullions. One of them
must have tried to escape.
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They must be desperate.
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They're dying...
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and we will die here too.
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No! We're going to get out of here!
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And the little people,
we MUST help them!
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Sarah Jane Smith.
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Adriana Petrescu. Adriana,
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you've just restored my faith
in the human race!
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In just two hours time the Serf
Board will be revealed to the world,
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'right here at Serf Systems.
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'The eyes of the world will be
on this building.
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'After months of rumours, leaks,
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'some say deliberate leaks,
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'and endless speculation,
we'll finally get the answers
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'revealed by the secretive
Mr Joseph Serf.'
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MR SMITH: 'That was the latest news
transmission.'
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We've got to get over to the
launch. We can take Luke's car!
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Clyde, it's the media event
of the century.
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We can't just gatecrash it
like it's Adam Jenkins' party!
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Give me a minute. Mr Smith!
Access Serf Systems hospitality.
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Get your best clothes.
'Accessing initiated.'
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Move!
'Logging in to Serf intranet.'
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Bring food for the young ones.
You like us, prisoners.
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Thanks.
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You need this more than we do.
No, you drink.
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Pure water burns.
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What do you drink?
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Orange, lemon juice, citrus.
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Hey, stop!
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No! Girl stay!
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We can help you, let us out of here!
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You stay! Or master punish!
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Oh. You need help.
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No. No help!
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You stay!
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He can't go against his master,
or he gets another shock.
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The collars are controlled
through Harrison's pen.
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We can't do anything to help
the slaves until we get it off him!
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If we could tell Clyde and Rani,
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get them to grab it. How?
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They've destroyed our phones.
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What about your dog whistle?
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K9's miles away, he'd never hear it.
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He's too far away.
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We've got to think of something.
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What about Mr Smith?
Could he hear it?
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Yes! YES!
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You are SO my sister!
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Rani, the launch starts in an hour!
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Oh. You look great.
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I've done it!
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MR SMITH COUGHS
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'WE have done it!'
Whatever!
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OK, we're in!
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Trevor and Janet Sharp.
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Trevor, do I look like a Trevor?
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Although I am sharp.
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They're journalists,
from Twilight Years magazine,
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for the over 60s. Geriatric News?
Couldn't you do better?
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They're the only ones on
the list that won't turn up.
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'Mr And Mrs Sharp are stranded
at Orly Airport,
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'thanks to a... a-hem,
computer malfunction.'
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Mr and Mrs?
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Oh, yeah, and they're, eh, married.
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Right. Right. The cavalry's coming,
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and it's me and the missus.
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My old Dutch. Shut up Clyde.
Come on!
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'Wait a moment! I'm picking up a
high-frequency, modulated signal,
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'in Morse code!'
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Brilliant!
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'The transmission is on
the command frequency of K-9.'
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It must be Luke, the whistle!
Or it's a trap.
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How do we know it's Luke for sure?
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'Deciphering...
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'Message begins, Clani... '
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Yeah, that's Luke!
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'Grab Harrison's
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'P-E-N. Full stop.'
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Never been so glad to see
a full stop. What does it mean?
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What it says. Grab his pen!
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Ready to go through with this?
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I will help the little people.
I'm ready.
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I hope I am.
It's an oldie but a goodie.
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Go!
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Help, help! This crazy woman,
she's trying to kill me!
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Help, please!
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Help, please!
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Owww!
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Hey! Well done! Let's go!
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There must be no mistakes!
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Everything at the launch must go
exactly according to plan!
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Yes, Master, yes, Master!
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This time you are working
for your lives!
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Fail me
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and it's level ten punish!
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Master?
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What do you want? We thirst.
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We so thirsty.
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Oooh, dear(!)
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Shall I give you all a drink?
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No, Master! Please, Master!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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No! Water burns, water burns!
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You get the message?
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WORK!
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PLARK HISSES
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Luke! Oh, Sky!
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Come on! Listen, I've got a plan.
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But first we need to get that pen
away from Harrison!
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We've got that covered. What? How?
You've got gifted kids.
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Hi.
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Can I just check that for you?
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That's lovely, thank you.
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Right, just in time.
Where is he, where is Harrison?
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He's over there.
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Oh, he doesn't look like much.
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And what's his pen
got to do with it?
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Oh, there we go, top pocket.
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Ready, ready, ready!
Near time, near time!
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Oh, this place is terrible.
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The smell!
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00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,569
But look!
256
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:38,089
They got the message!
Wow, you are gifted, aren't you?
257
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,969
No, no! Go, go, go!
258
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:41,649
It's OK! We're going to help you!
259
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:43,529
No help! Master punish!
260
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:47,889
Not for much longer. Leave it to
Clyde and Rani! What then?
261
00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:51,169
Your gifted mum's got that covered.
Or she will have. Wait here!
262
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:54,330
Adriana, I need something from you.
263
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:56,889
Right!
264
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,250
Here goes!
265
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,929
Hello, hello!
New faces, good to see you!
266
00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:06,169
Keeps me young. Lionel Carson.
Trevor.
267
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:09,209
Call me Trev. Meet Janet,
268
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,369
the trouble and strife.
269
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,009
Oh, Trev, my old ball and chain.
270
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,409
You're from Twilight Years?
271
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:18,369
What? New approach.
We're the voice of youth.
272
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:22,049
We're opinion formers! We give
a stairlift a five-star review,
273
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:24,969
and watch the sales rocket!
274
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:27,449
Rocket in a very steady
and safe way.
275
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:30,369
Yeah, wouldn't want to
give our readers any big shocks!
276
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,489
There aren't enough stars
in the skies for the Serf Board!
277
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,849
Everyone will love it.
I know you will.
278
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:37,890
PHONE RINGS
279
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:41,249
Escaped?
280
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,929
Well, then find her! NOW!
281
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,369
Mr Harrison, isn't it?
Janet Sharp, Twilight Years.
282
00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:50,130
Do you mind if I grab a quick word?
283
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:54,329
Mr Carson,
284
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:57,490
could I borrow a pen?
Help yourself. Thank you.
285
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:07,449
Send that message now, Mr Smith!
Urgent rescue flight needed!
286
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,569
Co-ordinates... the roof
of the Serf Systems compound.
287
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,930
Yeah.
288
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:17,769
'Earth calling Skultos.
Light Sculptors imprisoned.
289
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,809
'Dispatch rescue vehicle immediately,
290
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,370
'urgent, to these co-ordinates.'
291
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:30,209
That is amazing. Ooh, bum!
292
00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,729
Pen's run out, can I borrow yours?
293
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:37,929
Yes, here. Look, keep it. Thank you,
I've got to go, it's almost time.
294
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,490
Sorry, mate.
295
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,130
Waste of time!
296
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:48,050
Three cheers for
the old switcheroo.
297
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,730
He did it! Right! They're free!
298
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,529
Free!
299
00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:58,009
ALL: Free, free!
300
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:01,329
Free, free!
301
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,889
Clyde's got the pen! Oh, brilliant!
302
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,689
Plark! Come, bring your
people up to the roof, quickly.
303
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:09,289
Rescue's on its way!
304
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,529
Skultos. Home! Come on, now!
305
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,769
Quick, follow us!
306
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,369
You two stay here
and keep an eye on Harrison.
307
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,889
But... Mum's right, Sky.
308
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,289
See you soon!
309
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,210
Come on! RUN! Run, run, run!
310
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:29,809
Hi, I'm Joseph Serf.
311
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:33,969
I'm here to introduce the Serf Board
from Serf Systems,
312
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,969
the world's newest,
313
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,969
and best, portable computer.
314
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:41,329
The 15th at 5pm.
315
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:44,089
A moment of history.
316
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,529
But I don't get it, it's just a pen.
317
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:48,570
Don't play with it!
318
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,970
Mine, I think, Janet!
319
00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:55,770
Enjoy the show.
320
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:01,369
Get ready, Plark, the time is now!
321
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,649
'Just one mistake
and it's double ten!'
322
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,770
No! He's got the pen back!
323
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,969
If the hologram doesn't obey,
he'll know something's wrong!
324
00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:14,689
He'll hurt them,
stop them getting away.
325
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:16,529
We've got to work Serf!
326
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,009
What? Come on!
327
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,850
We've got to
drag the hologram ourselves.
328
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,289
Come on, come on!
329
00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:29,969
But they are free?
330
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:33,249
Almost, Adriana! Almost!
331
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:37,329
So before we go through
to meet the Serf Board,
332
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,889
let's meet the man
333
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,209
behind the Serf Board.
334
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:45,290
Joseph Serf!
335
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,609
Ha-ha-hum...
336
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,490
Mr Joseph Serf!
337
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,769
Ready? You bet!
338
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:05,569
Serf! Now, now, now!
339
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:08,050
Left leg. Right leg.
Left leg. Right leg.
340
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:13,450
Walk! WALK!
341
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,369
AUDIENCE CLAPS
342
00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:20,370
Fella's been drinking.
343
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:35,170
Welcome to my lovely lunch.
344
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,530
My lovely launch.
345
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:48,209
Oh, I AM gorgeous.
346
00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:51,290
He'd never say that!
First thing I could think of!
347
00:19:55,930 --> 00:20:01,050
You keep him talking!
What a beautiful day, boys and girls.
348
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:05,489
Remember, he's American!
349
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:07,930
Yee-ha!
350
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,809
As I woke up,
351
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,849
put my grits on the griddle,
I thought,
352
00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:17,529
"What a cotton-pickin' day
to launch a new computer!"
353
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:20,250
What? What? You've been watching
Toy Story again.
354
00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:26,410
He's going to use the pen. No!
355
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:31,130
Aaarrghhh!
356
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:37,689
The pen!
357
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,929
Get the pen!
358
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,410
Aaaarrghh!
359
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,530
He's hypnotic. We've got
to turn up the hypno-power.
360
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:54,849
Listen, everybody.
361
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:57,089
I want you to grab
the pen from Harrison!
362
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,409
Grab the pen from him!
363
00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:02,489
THEY SHOUT
364
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:06,010
I say, that's not on!
Leave her alone!
365
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:10,249
Smash it!
366
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,209
SMASH IT!
367
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:15,489
THEY SHOUT: Smash it!
368
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:19,170
No! No! No!
369
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:25,449
It's stopped.
370
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:30,249
Go home! The Serf Board is rubbish!
Bog standard!
371
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,769
Cobblers! Garbage!
372
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:34,289
Go home. Tell everyone!
373
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:38,569
No! Of course it is.
Stupid computers.
374
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:41,410
"Nothing wrong with a typewriter,"
says I.
375
00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:44,329
It's grade A,
376
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:47,969
100% toot! It's bobbins. It's trash.
377
00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:53,849
In fact, you think it's rubbish,
go home, tell everyone!
378
00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:55,970
I've got a weird feeling about him.
379
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:58,610
Hi, Clani!
380
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:01,370
I knew it!
381
00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:05,930
Go to the roof.
382
00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:09,010
Bye, Clani!
383
00:22:15,850 --> 00:22:18,530
We did it! Where's Harrison?
384
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:23,409
Sarah Jane Smith!
Step away from them!
385
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:26,649
You're too late. I said I'd
stop you! You and whose army?
386
00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:28,930
That army!
387
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:43,170
We go now. Thank you, thank you!
388
00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:46,569
You good people!
389
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,410
I think that's your ride!
390
00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:51,650
Quick! Come on!
391
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:07,809
No! I paid billions! No!
392
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:12,410
No! You belong to me!
You're mine, mine!
393
00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,690
Yes!
394
00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:27,249
That was a spaceship.
What will they do to Harrison?
395
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:30,009
Set him to work, I hope.
But it's amazing, amazing!
396
00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:34,289
Er... who's this again?
I'm just the cleaner.
397
00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:36,929
I mean I WAS the cleaner.
I have no job now.
398
00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:41,929
So you people, you do this
all the time? That's wonderful!
399
00:23:41,930 --> 00:23:44,609
Give this lot a call.
Mention my name.
400
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:48,129
You're just the kind of agent
they need, put them back on track.
401
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,569
And the pay will be very good,
402
00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:52,330
I'll make sure of that.
403
00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:55,929
'The Serf Board has failed
to live up the hype,
404
00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:58,609
'and Joseph Serf has disappeared.'
405
00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:01,449
That's enough, Mr Smith.
406
00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:04,409
Well, I'm certainly not
disappointed! Oh, poor Mr Serf.
407
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,409
The real Mr Serf.
408
00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:09,770
Nobody will ever know
what really happened to him.
409
00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:15,089
Done it. Sky, could you get
that CD you promised me, please?
410
00:24:15,090 --> 00:24:17,650
Sure. Won't be a second.
411
00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:24,049
What are you two up to? Nothing!
412
00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:27,650
Sorry, Sarah Jane,
it's a family thing!
413
00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:37,689
Hi, Sky! What's going on...?
414
00:24:37,690 --> 00:24:40,369
Present for you.
I got Clyde to do it.
415
00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:41,689
For me?
416
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,889
It's your room, isn't it?
417
00:24:43,890 --> 00:24:47,809
It's great!
Nothing's too good for my sister!
418
00:24:47,810 --> 00:24:49,330
Come here.
419
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:54,810
'I've seen amazing things
out there in space...
420
00:24:57,490 --> 00:25:00,809
'..but strange things can happen
wherever you are.
421
00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:05,610
'I've learned that life
on Earth can be an adventure too.'
422
00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:10,289
Mum? Oh, Luke!
423
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:12,049
'In all the universe
424
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:14,330
'I never expected to find a family.'
425
00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:43,369
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