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Long ago,
in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
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there was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.
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And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
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But what is the measure of a true hero?
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- Ah, that is what our stoy is...
- Will you listen to him?
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He's makin' the story sound like
some Greek tragedy.
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- Lighten up, dude.
- We'll take it from here, darling.
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You go, girl.
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We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
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Heroes like Hercules.
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Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules."
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Ooh, I'd like to make
some sweet music with him...
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Our story actually begins long before
Hercules, many aeons ago.
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♪ Ah
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♪ Back when the world was new
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- ♪ Whoa!
- ♪ The planet Earth was down on its luck
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♪ And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
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♪ It was a nasty place
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♪ There was a mess
wherever you stepped
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♪ Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
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♪ Whoo! Say it, girlfriend!
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♪ And then along came Zeus
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- ♪ He hurled his thunderbolt
- ♪ He zapped
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- ♪ Locked those suckers in a vault
- ♪ They're trapped
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♪ And on his own
stopped chaos in its tracks
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♪ And that's the gospel truth
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♪ The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
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♪ And that's the world's first dish
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♪ Yeah, baby.
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♪ Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
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♪ Though, honey it may seem impossible
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♪ That's the gospel truth
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♪ On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
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♪ Although, honey
it may seem impossible
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♪ That's the gospel truth
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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♪ Hey, hey, hey
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♪ Hey, yeah ♪
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Hercules!
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Behave yourself.
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Oh, look at this.
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Look how cute he is.
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Hah! Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?
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Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through!
Excuse me. One side, Ares.
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Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
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Yeah, you know,
I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
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Isn't that too nutty?
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Fabulous party. You know,
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I haven't seen this much love in a room
since Narcissus discovered himself.
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Dear, keep those away from the baby.
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Oh, he won't hurt himself.
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Let the kid have a little fun.
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On behalf of my son,
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I want to thank you all
for your wonderful gifts!
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What about our gift, dear?
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Well, let's see here.
We'll take... Hmm, yes.
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A little cirrus
and a touch of nimbostratus
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and a dash of cumulus.
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His name is Pegasus,
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and he's all yours, son.
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Mind his head.
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He's so tiny.
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My boy.
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My little Hercules.
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How sentimental.
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You know,
I haven't been this choked up
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since I got a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat! Huh?
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So is this an audience or a mosaic?
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Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.
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So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?
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Well, they're just fine.
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
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And, as always,
hey, full of dead people.
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What are you gonna do? Ah!
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There's the little sunspot.
Little snootchie.
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And here is a sucker
for the little sucker, eh?
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Here you go. Ya just...
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Sheesh!
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Uh, powerful little tyke.
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Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!
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Hey.
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Love to, babe, but unlike you gods
lounging about up here,
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I regrettably have a full-time gig
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that you, by the way,
so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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So, can't. Love to, but can't.
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You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.
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Hah! Work yourself to death!
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Oh, I kill myself!
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If only. If only.
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If there's one god you don't want to
get steamed up, it's Hades.
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'Cause he had an evil plan.
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♪ He ran the underworld
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♪ But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth
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♪ He was as mean as he was ruthless
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♪ And that's the gospel truth
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♪ He had a plan to shake things up
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♪ And that's the gospel truth ♪
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Pain!
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Coming, your most lugubriousness. Ow!
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Panic!
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Oh, I'm sory. I can handle it!
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- Pain! Oh!
- And Panic!
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- Reporting for duty!
- Reporting for duty!
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Just let me know
the instant the Fates arrive.
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Oh. They're here.
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What? The Fates are here,
and you didn't tell me?
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- We are worms! Worthless worms!
- We are worms! Worthless worms!
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Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.
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Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life
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good and tight.
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Incoming!
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Ladies! I am so sorry that I'm...
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- Late!
- Late!
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- We knew you would be.
- We know everything.
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- Past.
- Present.
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And Future.
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Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.
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Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies,
I was at this party, and I lost track of...
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- We know!
- Yeah. I know you know.
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So here's the deal. Zeus,
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Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you,
get off of my cloud," now he has...
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- A bouncing baby brat.
- We know!
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I know you know. I know.
I got it. I got the concept.
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So let me just ask.
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Is this kid gonna mess up
my hostile takeover bid, or what?
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What do you think?
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Oh, no you don't.
We're not supposed to reveal the future.
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Wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...
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Can I ask you a question, by the way?
Are you...
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Did you cut your hair or something?
You look fabulous.
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I mean, you look like
a Fate worse than death.
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- Oh, gross!
- Yech! It's blinkin'!
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Ladies, please.
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My fate is in your lovely hands.
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- Yeah!
- Oh, all right.
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In 18 years precisely,
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the planets will align ever so nicely.
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Ay, verse. Oy.
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The time to act will be at hand.
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Unleash the Titans,
your monstrous band.
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Mm-hmm. Good, good.
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Then the once-proud Zeus
will finally fall,
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and you, Hades, will rule all!
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Yes! Hades rules!
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A word of caution to this tale.
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Excuse me?
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Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
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What?
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Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
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Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya.
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How do you kill a god?
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- I do not know!
- You can't. They're immortal?
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Bingo! They're immortal.
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So, first you got to turn
the little sunspot mortal.
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- Huh?
- Wha... What is it?
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- The baby!
- The baby!
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Hercules!
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Oh!
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No!
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Now we did it!
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Zeus is gonna use us
for target practice!
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Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
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Hurry!
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Let's just kill the kid
and get it over with, okay?
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Here you go, kid.
A little Grecian formula.
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Look at that! He's changing.
Can we do it now?
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No, no, no, he has to drink the whole potion.
Every last drop.
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Who's there?
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Alcmene, over here.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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- Don't cry.
- Is anybody there?
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- Now?
- Now.
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Well, he must have been abandoned.
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Amphitryon, for so many years
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we've prayed to the gods
to bless us with a child.
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- Perhaps they've answered our prayers.
- Perhaps they have.
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"Hercules"?
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Help, help, help!
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Hades is gonna kill us
when he finds out what happened.
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You mean, if he finds out.
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Of course he's gonna f...
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If. If is good.
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It was tragic.
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Zeus led all the gods
on a frantic search.
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But by the time they found the baby,
it was too late.
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- ♪ Young Herc was mortal now
- ♪ Mmm
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♪ But since he did not drink the last drop
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♪ He still retained his godlike strength
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♪ So thank his lucky stars
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♪ Tell it, girl.
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- ♪ But Zeus and Hera wept
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ Because their son
could never come home
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♪ They'd have to watch their precious
baby grow up from afar
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♪ Though Hades' horrid plan
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♪ Was hatched before
Herc cut his first tooth
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- ♪ Ahh
- ♪ The boy grew stronger every day
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♪ And that's the gospel truth
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♪ The gospel truth ♪
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Hercules, slow down!
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Look out!
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Oops! S-S-sorry, guys!
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- Hey, watch where you're goin'.
- Sunday driver!
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Thanks, son.
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When old Penelope twisted her ankle
back there, I thought we were done for.
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No problem, Pop.
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Uh, don't-don't-don't unload just yet.
First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
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Okay.
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Oops. Sorry, Penelope.
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Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
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I know. I know.
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Stay by the cart.
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That's my boy.
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Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
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Careful!
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- Why, thank you.
- No problem.
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Why, Hercules!
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I-I-It's you!
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- Let me help you with that.
- No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
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I'm fine. You just run along.
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- Are you sure?
- Oh, yes.
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Absolutely.
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Yo! Give it here!
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Hey, you need an extra guy?
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Uh, sorry, Herc.
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Uh, we already got five,
and we want to keep it an even number.
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Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...
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- See ya, Herc.
- What a geek!
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- Destructo Boy.
- Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."
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- Yeah!
- Heads up!
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I-I got it!
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No! Stop!
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, no.
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It's okay.
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Hey! Whoa!
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- Son!
- Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
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Oh, my! Oh, no! Don't! No, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Watch out!
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Nice catch, Jerkules.
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Son...
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This is the last straw, Amphitryon!
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That boy is a menace!
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He's too dangerous
to be around normal people!
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He didn't mean any harm.
He's just a kid.
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He-He just can't control his strength.
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I'm warning you.
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You keep that-that-that...
freak away from here!
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Freak! Yeah, go away!
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Ah, son, you shouldn't let those things
they said back there get to you.
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But, Pop, they're right. I-I am a freak.
I-I try to fit in. I really do.
252
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,501
I just can't.
253
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:13,425
Sometimes I feel like
I really don't belong here,
254
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,346
like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
255
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,349
Hercules, son...
256
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,393
I know it doesn't make any sense.
257
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:39,451
♪ I have often dreamed of a far off place
258
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,956
♪ Where a great, warm welcome
will be waiting for me
259
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:50,128
♪ Where the crowds will cheer
when they see my face
260
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:56,009
♪ And a voice keeps sayin'
this is where I'm meant to be
261
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,596
♪ I will find my way
262
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,057
♪ I can go the distance
263
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,893
♪ I'll be there someday
264
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,270
♪ If I can be strong
265
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,815
♪ I know every mile
266
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,068
♪ Will be worth my while
267
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:20,575
♪ I would go most anywhere to feel like I
268
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:25,080
♪ Belong ♪
269
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,168
Hercules,
270
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:35,549
there's something your mother and I
have been meaning to tell ya.
271
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,594
But if you found me,
then where did I come from?
272
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,638
Why was I left here?
273
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:47,102
This was around your neck
when we found you.
274
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,022
It's the symbol of the gods.
275
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,026
This is it! Don't you see?
Maybe they have the answers!
276
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,945
I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...
277
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,367
Ma, Pop,
278
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,621
you're the greatest parents
anyone could have, but...
279
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,499
I-I gotta know.
280
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,271
♪ I am on my way
281
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,398
♪ I can go the distance
282
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,192
♪ I don't care how far
283
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,612
♪ Somehow, I'll be strong
284
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,114
♪ I know every mile
285
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,743
♪ Will be worth my while
286
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,913
♪ I would go most anywhere
287
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:54,336
♪ To find where I belong ♪
288
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,023
Oh, mighty Zeus,
289
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,319
please, hear me and answer my prayer.
290
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,279
I need to know.
291
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,781
Who am I?
292
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,367
Wh-Where do I belong?
293
00:21:31,803 --> 00:21:33,676
Huh?
294
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,131
My boy.
295
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,384
My little Hercules.
296
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,098
Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!
297
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,307
What's your hurry?
298
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:53,353
After all these years, is this the kind of
hello you give your father?
299
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:55,939
F-F-Father?
300
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,025
Didn't know you had a famous father,
did you?
301
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,736
Surprise!
302
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,197
Look how you've grown.
303
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:09,619
Why, you've got your mother's
beautiful eyes and my strong chin.
304
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,205
- Hah!
- I-I don't understand.
305
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:16,334
If you're my father,
that would make me a...
306
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,587
- A god.
- A god.
307
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,714
A god!
308
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,382
Hey, you wanted answers,
309
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,969
and by thunder, you're old enough
now to know the truth.
310
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,639
But why did you leave me on Earth?
Didn't you want me?
311
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,307
Of course we did.
312
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,352
Your mother and I
loved you with all our hearts.
313
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:38,106
Someone stole you from us
and turned you mortal,
314
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,192
and only gods
can live on Mount Olympus.
315
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,194
And you can't do a thing?
316
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,321
I can't, Hercules, but you can.
317
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,491
R-Really? W-What?
I'll do anything.
318
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,870
Hercules, if you can prove yourself
a true hero on Earth,
319
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,955
your godhood will be restored!
320
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,458
A true hero. Great!
321
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,587
Uh, exactly how do you
become a true hero?
322
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:05,175
First, you must seek out Philoctetes,
the trainer of heroes.
323
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,053
Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll...
324
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,346
- Whoa!
- Whoa! Hold your horses!
325
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,307
Which reminds me.
326
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:24,486
Ha-ha! You probably don't remember Pegasus,
but you two go way back, son.
327
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,120
Oh, Pegasus!
328
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:39,584
He's a magnificent horse
with the brain of a bird.
329
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:44,422
I'll find Philoctetes
and become a true hero.
330
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:45,840
That's the spirit!
331
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,467
I won't let you down, Father!
332
00:23:49,225 --> 00:23:50,067
Yee-hah!
333
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,472
Good luck, son.
334
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,894
♪ I will beat the odds
335
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,771
♪ I can go the distance
336
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,357
♪ I will face the world
337
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,442
♪ Fearless, proud and strong
338
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,903
♪ I will please the gods
339
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,822
♪ I can go the distance
340
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:14,911
♪ Till I find my hero's welcome
right where I
341
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:22,001
♪ Belong ♪
342
00:24:50,431 --> 00:24:52,071
Whoa!
343
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,535
You sure this is the right place?
344
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,458
What's the matter, little guy?
You stuck?
345
00:25:09,472 --> 00:25:12,926
- Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy!
- Ugh!
346
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:16,431
Girls! Stop! Stop!
Come back, come back, come back.
347
00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:19,806
Whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez!
348
00:25:19,973 --> 00:25:22,000
Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, nymphs!
349
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:25,982
- They can't keep their hands off me.
- Hey!
350
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,147
What's the matter?
You never seen a satyr before?
351
00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:35,033
Uh, no. Can you help us?
352
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,786
We're looking for someone
called Philoctetes.
353
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,164
Call me Phil.
354
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,624
- Phil!
- Ow!
355
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,376
Boy, am I glad to meet you!
I'm Hercules.
356
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,962
And this is Pegasus.
357
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,507
Animals! Disgusting!
358
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,218
I need your help.
359
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,386
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
360
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,266
- Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
- Wait!
361
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,352
- Whoo!
- Uh, sorry.
362
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:07,065
- Why not?
- Two words, I am retired.
363
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,068
Look, I gotta do this.
364
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,861
Haven't you ever had a dream,
365
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:14,656
something you wanted so bad
you'd do anything?
366
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,828
Kid, come inside.
I want to show you something.
367
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,215
Watch it! That was part
of the mast of the Argo.
368
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,050
- The Argo?
- Yeah.
369
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,344
Who do you think
taught Jason how to sail?
370
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,720
Cleopatra?
371
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,265
I trained all those would-be heroes.
372
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:45,186
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of "yeuseus."
373
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:49,607
And every single one of those bums
let me down flatter than a discus.
374
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:52,193
None of 'em could go the distance.
375
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,697
And then there was Achilles.
376
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,909
Now, there was a guy who had it all,
the build, the foot speed.
377
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:04,414
He could jab, he could take a hit,
he could keep on comin'.
378
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,166
But that furshlugginer heel of his!
379
00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:10,169
He barely gets nicked there once
and kaboom!
380
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,213
He's history.
381
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,009
Yeah, I had a dream once.
382
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,595
I dreamed I was gonna train
the greatest hero there ever was.
383
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,977
So great, the gods would hang a picture
of him in the stars all across the sky,
384
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,314
and people would say,
"That's Phil's boy."
385
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,316
That's right.
386
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,192
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
387
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,445
A guy can only take
so much disappointment.
388
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,822
But I'm different than
those other guys, Phil!
389
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:41,242
I can go the distance.
Come on. I'll show you.
390
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,995
Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
391
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,413
Watch this.
392
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,836
Holy Hera.
393
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,340
You know, maybe if I...
No! Snap out of it!
394
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,550
I'm too old
to get mixed up in this stuff again.
395
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,971
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll
never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
396
00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,473
Hold it!
397
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:06,601
Zeus is your father, right?
398
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,105
Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy.
399
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,982
Mr Lightning Bolts!
400
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,151
Read me a book, would ya, Da-da?
401
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,279
Zeus! "Once upon a time..."
402
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,530
It's the truth!
403
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,157
Please!
404
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,287
♪ So you wanna be a hero, kid
405
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:27,872
♪ Well, whoop-de-do
406
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:31,209
♪ I have been around the block before
407
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,711
♪ With blockheads just like you
408
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:36,047
♪ Each and every one a disappointment
409
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:39,717
♪ Pain for which there ain't no ointment
410
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:43,346
♪ So much for excuses
Though a kid of "Zeus" is
411
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,682
♪ Askin' me to jump into the fray
412
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,685
♪ My answer is two words
413
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,107
Okay.
414
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,359
- You mean you'll do it?
- You win.
415
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,736
- You won't be sorry, Phil.
- Oh, gods.
416
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,530
So when do we start?
Can we start now?
417
00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:02,756
Oy, vay.
418
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:07,745
♪ I'd given up hope
that someone would come along
419
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:12,792
♪ A fella who'd ring the bell for once
Not the gong
420
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,169
♪ The kind who wins trophies
421
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,171
♪ Won't settle for low fees
422
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,549
♪ At least semipro fees
423
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:22,552
♪ But, no, I get the greenhorn
424
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:27,098
♪ I've been out to pasture, pal
My ambition gone
425
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:31,894
♪ Content to spend lazy days
and to graze my lawn
426
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,397
♪ But you need an advisor
427
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,774
♪ A satyr, but wiser
428
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:39,527
♪ A good merchandiser and... whoa
429
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,779
♪ There goes my ulcer
430
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:46,534
♪ I'm down to one last hope
and I hope it's you
431
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:51,164
♪ Though, kid, you're not exactly
a dream come true
432
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:55,960
♪ I trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
433
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,547
♪ You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
434
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,299
Rule number six.
435
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:05,761
When rescuing a damsel,
always handle with care.
436
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,474
No!
437
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,728
Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!
438
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,648
Rule number 96.
439
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,484
Aim!
440
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:25,156
♪ Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
441
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,077
♪ Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery
442
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:34,832
♪ To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
443
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,251
♪ Like paintin' a masterpiece
444
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,670
♪ It's a work of heart
445
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,089
♪ It takes more than sinew
446
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,509
♪ Comes down to what's in you
447
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:48,221
♪ You have to continue to grow
448
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,598
Now, that's more like it!
449
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:56,145
♪ I'm down to one last shot
And my last high note
450
00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:01,943
♪ Before that blasted underworld
gets my goat
451
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,195
♪ My dreams are on you, kid
452
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,489
♪ Go make 'em come true
453
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,533
♪ Climb that uphill slope
454
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,993
♪ Keep pushin' that envelope
455
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,787
♪ You're my one last hope
456
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:18,626
♪ And, kid, it's up to you ♪
457
00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,837
Yeah!
458
00:31:22,732 --> 00:31:23,837
Ha, ha, ha!
459
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,342
Did you see that?
460
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,136
Next stop, Olympus.
461
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,847
All right, just take it easy, champ.
462
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,183
I am ready. I want to get off this island.
463
00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:36,686
I want to see battles and monsters.
464
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,604
Rescue some damsels.
465
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,773
You know, heroic stuff.
466
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,402
- Well...
- Aw, come on, Phil!
467
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,905
Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test?
Saddle up, kid.
468
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,324
- We're goin' to Thebes!
- Ya-hoo!
469
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,245
- So what's in Thebes?
- A lot of problems.
470
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,873
It's a big, tough town.
Good place to start buildin' a rep.
471
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:04,255
Sounds like your basic DID,
Damsel in Distress.
472
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,681
Not so fast, sweetheart.
473
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,267
I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll...
474
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,312
Whoo! I like 'em fiey!
475
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,147
Now, remember, kid.
476
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,149
First, analyse the situation.
477
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,484
Don't just barrel in there
without thinking. Eh?
478
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,989
He's losin' points for this!
479
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,033
- You don't know what you're...
- Halt!
480
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,830
Step aside, two legs.
481
00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:41,751
Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir.
482
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,586
I'll have to ask you to
release that young...
483
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,631
- Keep movin', junior.
- Lady.
484
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:50,217
But you... Are-Aren't you
a damsel in distress?
485
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,387
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
486
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,274
I can handle this. Have a nice day.
487
00:32:56,793 --> 00:33:02,045
Uh... Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be
too close to the situation to realise...
488
00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:08,152
- Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword!
- Sword. Right, right.
489
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,405
Rule number 15,
a hero is only as good as his weapon!
490
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,708
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
He's gotta do it on his own.
491
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:25,836
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
492
00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,588
Use your head!
493
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,057
All right! Not bad, kid!
494
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,227
Not exactly what I had in mind,
but not bad.
495
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:47,900
Oh, gee, miss.
I'm, I'm really sorry. That was dumb.
496
00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,027
Yeah.
497
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,613
Excuse me.
498
00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:01,372
Nice work! Excelente!
499
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,541
Is Wonderboy here for real?
500
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:07,411
What are you talkin' about?
Of course he's real. Whoa!
501
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:13,300
And by the way, sweet cheeks,
I'm real, too.
502
00:34:13,432 --> 00:34:14,737
Ugh!
503
00:34:15,905 --> 00:34:18,983
Yee-hah! Ya-hoo!
504
00:34:25,172 --> 00:34:26,979
Whoa!
505
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,633
- How was that, Phil?
- Rein it in, rookie.
506
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,553
You can get away with mistakes
like those in the minor decathlons,
507
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,264
but this is the big leagues!
508
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,266
At least I beat him, didn't I?
509
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:06,145
Next time, don't let your guard down
because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
510
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:11,484
D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya.
You gotta stay focused, and... You...
511
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:24,121
Are you, uh, all right. Miss, uh...
512
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:28,083
Megara. My friends call me Meg.
At least, they would if I had any friends.
513
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:32,880
So did they give you a name
along with all those rippling pectorals?
514
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:36,708
Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh...
515
00:35:36,886 --> 00:35:39,512
- Uh, uh...
- Are you always this articulate?
516
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,640
Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
517
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,185
Herc... Huh.
I think I prefer Wonderboy.
518
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:51,273
So, uh, uh... How-how-how'd you
get mixed up with the, uh...
519
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,818
Pinhead with hooves?
Well, you know how men are.
520
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:57,655
They think that "No" means "Yes," and
"Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."
521
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,118
Don't worry.
Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
522
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:08,749
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice.
523
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:12,628
Wait! Um, can we give you a ride?
524
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,301
Uh, I don't think your pinto
likes me very much.
525
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:24,348
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly.
He'd be more than happy to... Ow!
526
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:32,231
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl.
I tie my own sandals and everything.
527
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,860
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
528
00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:37,778
Bye.
529
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,324
She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
530
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:45,119
Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah.
She's really something.
531
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,662
A real pain in the patella!
532
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,957
Earth to Herc!
Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
533
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,877
We got a job to do, remember?
534
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,712
Thebes is still waitin'.
535
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,673
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
536
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,603
Aw, how cute.
537
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:13,314
A couple of rodents
looking for a theme park.
538
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,859
Who you callin' a rodent, sister?
I'm a bunny!
539
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,360
A-And I'm his gopher!
540
00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:20,117
Ta-dah!
541
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,031
I thought I smelled a rat.
542
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,824
Meg?
543
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,743
Speak of the devil.
544
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:29,914
Meg, my little flower, my little bird,
my little nut, Meg.
545
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,957
What exactly happened here?
546
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,043
I thought you were gonna
persuade the river guardian
547
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,711
to join my team for the uprising,
548
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,589
and here I am,
kind of river guardian-less.
549
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:42,718
I gave it my best shot,
but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
550
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,429
Fine. So, instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence,
551
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,264
hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
552
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:48,432
Give that your best shot.
553
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,560
It wasn't my fault.
It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
554
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:56,190
Hercules?
Why does that name ring a bell?
555
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,109
I don't know.
Um, maybe we owe him money?
556
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:03,781
- What was that name again?
- Hercules.
557
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,950
He comes on with
this big, innocent farm boy routine,
558
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,743
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.
559
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,786
Wait a minute.
560
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,081
Wasn't Hercules the name
of that kid we were supposed to...
561
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,208
- Oh, my gods!
- Oh, my gods!
562
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,668
Run for it!
563
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,963
So you took care of him, huh?
564
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,048
Dead as a door nail.
565
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,968
Weren't those your exact words?
566
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,928
This might be a different Hercules.
567
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,682
Yeah! I mean, Hercules
is a very popular name nowadays!
568
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:33,143
Remember, like, a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason,
569
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,937
and the girls were all named Brittany?
570
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:39,566
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,
571
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:46,615
and the one schlemiel who can louse
it up is waltzing around in the woods!
572
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,663
Wait. Wait, big guy.
573
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,124
- We can still cut in on his waltzing.
- That's right!
574
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:58,377
And-And at least we made him mortal.
That's a good thing.
575
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,087
Didn't we?
576
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,590
Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you,
577
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,511
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.
578
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,056
And this time, no foul-ups. Wow!
579
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,357
- Is that all one town?
- One town, a million troubles.
580
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:24,695
The one and only Thebes.
The Big Olive itself.
581
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,990
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
582
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:39,376
Stick with me, kid.
This city is a dangerous place.
583
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:43,464
- Look where you're goin', numbskull!
- Hey, I'm walkin' here!
584
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,133
You see what I mean?
I'm tellin' you, wackos.
585
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,553
Pitta bread. Pitta bread.
Get your pitta bread here.
586
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,521
- Hey, Mack.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
587
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,642
- You wanna buy a sundial?
- He's not interested, all right?
588
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:56,769
Come on, kid.
589
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,980
The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
590
00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:04,318
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes.
We'll ponder that for a while.
591
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,694
Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on.
592
00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:08,238
Don't make eye contact.
People here are nuts.
593
00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:10,491
That's because
they live in a city of turmoil.
594
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,617
Trust me, kid.
595
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,994
You're gonna be
just what the doctor ordered.
596
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:19,291
It was tragic!
We lost everything in the fire.
597
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,669
Everything except old Snowball here.
598
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:26,507
Now, were the fires
before or after the earthquake?
599
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,759
They were after the earthquake.
I remember.
600
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,260
But before the flood.
601
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,764
Don't even get me started
on the crime rate.
602
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,434
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill in a hurry.
603
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,103
Tell me about it.
604
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,230
It seems like every time I turn around,
605
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,607
there's some new monster
wreaking havoc and I...
606
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,277
All we need now is a plague of locusts.
607
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:52,282
That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
608
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,617
Excuse me.
609
00:40:54,744 --> 00:41:00,374
It, uh... seems to me that
what you folks need is a hero.
610
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,669
Yeah, and who are you?
611
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:10,384
I'm Hercules, and, uh...
I happen to be a hero.
612
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,096
- Is that so?
- A hero!
613
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,725
- Have you ever saved a town before?
- Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I...
614
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,311
Have you ever
reversed a natural disaster?
615
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,814
Well, uh, no.
616
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,025
Oh, listen to this.
He's just another chariot chaser.
617
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,278
- This we need.
- That's a laugh.
618
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,697
- Don't you pea brains get it?
- Hmm?
619
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,074
This kid is the genuine article.
620
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:38,162
Hey, isn't that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?
621
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,913
Watch it, pal.
622
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,249
Yeah, you're right.
623
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,835
Hey, uh, nice job on those heels!
624
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,504
Ya missed a spot!
625
00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:49,590
You... I got your heel right here!
626
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,800
I'll wipe that stupid grin
off your face! You...
627
00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:55,179
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil.
628
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,139
What are you, crazy? Sheesh.
629
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:03,312
Young man, we need
a professional hero, not an amateur.
630
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,857
Well, wait. Stop!
631
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:16,033
How am I supposed to prove myself
a hero if nobody will give me a chance?
632
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,242
You'll get your chance.
633
00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:20,996
You just need some kind of
catastrophe or disaster.
634
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,164
Please.
635
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,459
Help! Please!
There's been a terrible accident!
636
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,711
- Meg?
- Speakin' of disasters.
637
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,423
Wonderboy! Hercules!
Thank goodness!
638
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,966
Wha-Wha-What's wrong?
639
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:36,386
Oh! Outside of town, two little boys.
Th-They were playing in the gorge.
640
00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:39,139
Th-There was this rock slide,
a terrible rock slide.
641
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,975
- They're trapped!
- Kids? Trapped?
642
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,644
Phil, this is great!
643
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,520
You're really choked up about this,
aren't ya?
644
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:46,563
Come on!
645
00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:51,401
No, I... You don't under...
I, I have this terrible fear of heights!
646
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,034
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
647
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,036
I'm way behind ya, kid.
648
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,497
I got a fur wedgie.
649
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,214
- Are you okay?
- I'll be fine.
650
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,508
Just get me down
before I ruin the upholstery.
651
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,636
- Help! I can't breathe!
- Hurry!
652
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,180
- Get us out!
- We're suffocating!
653
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,559
Somebody call IX-I-I!
654
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,270
Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
655
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,857
- We can't last much longer!
- Get us out before we get crushed!
656
00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:51,920
- How you boys doin'?
- We're okay now.
657
00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:55,632
Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
658
00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:59,219
Well, try to be a little more careful
next time, okay, kids?
659
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,971
We sure will.
660
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:08,395
A stirring performance, boys.
661
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,314
I was really moved.
662
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,900
"Jeepers, mister"?
663
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,195
I was going for innocence.
664
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,491
And, hey, two thumbs
way, way up for our leading lady.
665
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:23,285
What a dish. What a doll.
666
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:26,079
Get outta there, you big lug,
while you still can.
667
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:28,790
Phil, I-I did great.
668
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,001
They even applauded, sort of.
669
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,715
Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid,
but that ain't applause.
670
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,975
Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil?
What do you call that thing?
671
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:48,268
Two words.
672
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,438
Am-scray!
673
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:58,695
Let's get ready to rumble!
674
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,537
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
675
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,749
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth.
Keep going. Come on. Come on.
676
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:14,294
Lead with your left.
Lead with your left! Your other left!
677
00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:11,601
Whoa! All right! All right!
You're bad! Okay!
678
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:15,355
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
679
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,149
Kid, kid, kid.
680
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,733
How many horns do ya see?
681
00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,569
Six?
682
00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:23,530
Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.
683
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,620
Guys, guys, relax.
684
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,581
It's only half-time.
685
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,669
That doesn't sound good.
686
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,928
Definitely not good!
687
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,668
Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
688
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,846
I don't think we covered
this one in basic training!
689
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,777
My favourite part of the game,
690
00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:48,782
sudden death.
691
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,600
Oh. There goes another one.
Just like Achilles.
692
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,063
Game.
693
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,982
Set.
694
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,441
Match.
695
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:52,304
Phil, you gotta admit.
That was pretty heroic.
696
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:56,933
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it!
You won by a landslide!
697
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,646
Hades mad.
698
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,152
Well, what do ya know?
699
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:15,160
From that day forward,
our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
700
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:18,663
He was so hot, steam looked cool.
701
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:20,999
♪ Oh, yeah
702
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,919
♪ Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
703
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,964
♪ Person of the week
in every Greek opinion poll
704
00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:30,675
- ♪ What a pro
- ♪ Herc could stop a show
705
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,762
♪ Point him at a monster
and you're talkin' SRO
706
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,640
- ♪ He was a no one
- ♪ A zero, zero
707
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:39,559
- ♪ Now he's a honcho
- ♪ He's a hero
708
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,479
♪ Here was a kid with his act down pat
709
00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:45,440
♪ Zero to hero in no time flat
710
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:48,318
- ♪ Zero to hero
- ♪ Just like that
711
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,904
♪ When he smiled the girls went wild
712
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,823
♪ With oohs and aahs
713
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,660
♪ And they slapped his face
on every vase
714
00:49:56,744 --> 00:50:00,080
♪ On every "vahse"
715
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,582
♪ From appearance fees and royalties
716
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,251
♪ Our Herc had cash to burn
717
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,962
♪ Now nouveau riche and famous
718
00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:11,633
♪ He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
719
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,469
♪ Say amen, there he goes again
720
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,430
- ♪ Sweet and undefeated
- ♪ And an awesome ten for ten
721
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,100
♪ Folks lined up just to watch him flex
722
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:23,353
♪ And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
723
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,189
♪ Hercie, he comes
he sees, he conquers
724
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:29,192
♪ Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
725
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:31,194
♪ He showed the moxie
brains and spunk
726
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,278
♪ Yeah
727
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,823
- ♪ From zero to hero
- ♪ A major hunk
728
00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,617
- ♪ Zero to hero
- ♪ And who'd have thunk?
729
00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,456
♪ Who put the glad in gladiator?
730
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,916
♪ Hercules
731
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,377
♪ Who's darin' deeds are great theatre?
732
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,087
♪ Hercules
733
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:51,089
- ♪ Isn't he bold?
- ♪ No one braver
734
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,216
- ♪ Is he sweet?
- ♪ Our favourite flavour
735
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,342
♪ Hercules
736
00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:55,427
♪ My man.
737
00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,387
- ♪ Hercules
- ♪ Hercules
738
00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,472
♪ Hercules
739
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,516
- ♪ Hercules
- ♪ Look at my Hercules
740
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,061
- ♪ Hercules, Hercules
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
741
00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:07,480
♪ Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
742
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:10,150
- ♪ Undefeated
- ♪ Riding high
743
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,609
♪ And the nicest guy.
744
00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,403
♪ Not conceited
745
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,447
- ♪ He was a nothing
- ♪ A zero, zero
746
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,490
- ♪ Now he's a honcho
- ♪ He's our hero
747
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,702
♪ He hit the heights at breakneck speed
748
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,037
♪ From zero to hero
749
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:24,956
♪ Herc is a hero
750
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,419
♪ Now he's a hero
751
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,297
♪ Yes, indeed ♪
752
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,468
Pull!
753
00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:42,307
Nice shootin', Rex.
754
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,933
I can't believe this guy.
755
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:47,604
I throw everything I've got at him
and it doesn't even...
756
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:51,858
What are those?
757
00:51:52,327 --> 00:51:56,070
Oh, I don't know.
I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
758
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:59,908
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,
759
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:05,622
or the entire scheme I've been setting
up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
760
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,377
and you are wearing his merchandise!
761
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:19,427
Thirsty?
762
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,065
Looks like your game's over.
763
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,901
Wonderboy is hitting
every curve you throw at him.
764
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,695
Oh, yeah.
765
00:52:39,615 --> 00:52:41,366
I wonder if maybe
766
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:47,747
I haven't been throwing
the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
767
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,999
Don't even go there.
768
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:54,629
See, he's gotta have a weakness
because everybody's got a weakness.
769
00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:57,173
I mean, for what?
Pandora, it was the box thing.
770
00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:59,926
For the Trojans, hey.
They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
771
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,887
We simply need to
find out Wonderboy's.
772
00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:05,139
I've done my part. Get your little imps...
773
00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:06,391
They couldn't handle him as a baby.
774
00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:09,853
I need somebody
who can handle him as a man.
775
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,938
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
776
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:16,025
Well, you know, that's good because that's what
got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it?
777
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:19,529
You sold your soul to me
to save your boyfriend's life.
778
00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,198
And how does this creep thank you?
779
00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:25,368
By running off with some babe.
780
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,537
He hurt you real bad,
didn't he, Meg? Huh?
781
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,581
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
782
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:34,210
Which is exactly why I got a feelin'
you're gonna leap at my new offer.
783
00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:37,338
You give me the key
to bringing down Wonder Breath,
784
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:43,428
and I give you the thing that
you crave most in the entire cosmos,
785
00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:45,805
your freedom.
786
00:53:49,385 --> 00:53:49,961
Ha!
787
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,561
You should have been there, Father.
788
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:56,900
I mangled the Minotaur,
grappled with the Gorgon.
789
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,234
Just like Phil told me.
790
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:02,155
I analysed the situation,
controlled my strength and kicked.
791
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,492
The crowds went wild!
792
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:10,246
Thank you. Thank you.
793
00:54:10,624 --> 00:54:15,585
Hah! You're doin' great, son.
You're doing your old man proud.
794
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,879
I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
795
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:20,340
I've been waiting for this day
a long time.
796
00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:22,592
Hmm. What day is that, son?
797
00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:25,720
The day I rejoin the gods.
798
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:29,724
You've done wonderfully.
You really have, my boy.
799
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,643
You're just not there yet.
800
00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:35,772
You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
801
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:39,275
But, Father, I've beaten every single
monster I've come up against.
802
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,612
I-I'm-I'm the most famous person
in all of Greece.
803
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:46,574
I'm-I-I'm an action figure!
804
00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:52,288
I'm afraid being famous
isn't the same as being a true hero.
805
00:54:52,373 --> 00:54:54,123
What more can I do?
806
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:57,710
It's something
you have to discover for yourself.
807
00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:02,048
- But how can I...
- Look inside your heart.
808
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,468
Father, wait!
809
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,695
On your left is Hercules' villa.
810
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,114
Our next stop is
the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
811
00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:27,198
where you can pick up
812
00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:31,244
the great hero's 30-minute
workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
813
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,663
At 1:00,
you got a meeting with King Augeas.
814
00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,498
He's got a problem with his stables.
815
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,333
I'd advise you
not to wear your new sandals.
816
00:55:37,418 --> 00:55:39,752
- Phil?
- I told you, don't move!
817
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,462
DGR, the Daughters of
the Greek Revolution.
818
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:42,588
- Phil.
- At 3:00,
819
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,674
you gotta get a girdle
from some Amazons.
820
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,802
Phil, what's the point?
821
00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:51,222
That's it!
822
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,266
Keep your toga on, pal.
823
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,646
Yuck! What do you mean,
"What's the point?"
824
00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:00,481
You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?
825
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:04,652
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem
to be getting me anywhere.
826
00:56:04,737 --> 00:56:07,321
You can't give up now.
I'm countin' on ya.
827
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,699
I gave this everything I had.
828
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,871
Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.
829
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:19,167
And I am tellin' you,
and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth,
830
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:22,253
- you got somethin' I never seen before.
- Really?
831
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:26,007
I can feel it right down
to these stubby bowlegs of mine.
832
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:28,968
There is nothin' you can't do, kid.
833
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,637
It's him!
834
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,639
Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...
835
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:37,477
- I touched his elbow! Hey, girls!
- I got his sweatband!
836
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,812
Phil, help!
837
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,398
- Okay. Escape plan, beta.
- Gotcha.
838
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:44,901
Hey. Where is he?
839
00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:47,320
There he goes! On the veranda!
840
00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:04,879
Whoa! Let's see.
841
00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,423
What could be behind
curtain number one?
842
00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:08,758
Meg!
843
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:11,969
It's all right.
The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
844
00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:15,098
Gee, i-i-it's great to see you.
845
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,808
I-I-I missed you.
846
00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,352
So this is what heroes do
on their days off.
847
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,687
Nah. I'm no hero.
848
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,107
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
849
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,692
thinks you're the greatest thing
since they put the pocket in pitta.
850
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:29,445
I know, it's... it's crazy.
851
00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:31,280
You know, I can't go anywhere
without being mobbed.
852
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,616
- I mean...
- You sound like you could use a break.
853
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,828
Think your nanny goat
would go berserk
854
00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:38,621
if you played hooky this afternoon?
855
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,206
Oh, gee, I-I don't know.
856
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,958
Uh, Phil's got the rest of the day
pretty much booked.
857
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:45,002
Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.
858
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:49,382
Out the window, round the dumbbells,
you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
859
00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:56,973
Wow. What a day.
860
00:57:57,057 --> 00:58:02,520
First, that restaurant by the bay,
and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
861
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:05,148
Man! I thought I had problems.
862
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:12,780
- Stop foolin' around!
- Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
863
00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:16,367
I didn't know that
playing hooky could be so much fun.
864
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:20,204
- Yeah. Neither did I.
- Thanks, Meg.
865
00:58:21,183 --> 00:58:24,250
Oh. Don't thank me just yet.
866
00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:27,295
- Oh!
- Oop. Careful.
867
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,463
Sorry. Weak ankles.
868
00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:32,967
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better
sit down for a while.
869
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:39,473
So, uh, do you have any problems
with things like this?
870
00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:43,144
- Uh...
- Weak ankles, I mean.
871
00:58:43,237 --> 00:58:46,063
Oh, uh, no, not really.
872
00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:49,984
No weaknesses whatsoever?
873
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,153
- No trick knee?
- Uh...
874
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,489
Ruptured disks?
875
00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:01,621
No. I'm, I'm, I'm afraid
I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle..
876
00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:05,124
Wonderboy, you are perfect.
877
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:06,960
Thanks.
878
00:59:08,205 --> 00:59:09,483
Whoops!
879
00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:14,383
It looks better that way.
880
00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,802
No, it really does.
881
00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,895
You know, when I was a kid,
882
00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:30,066
I, I would have given anything
to be exactly like everybody else.
883
00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:32,777
You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
884
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,028
Everybody's not like that.
885
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,739
Yes, they are.
886
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,616
You're not like that.
887
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,368
How do you know what I'm like?
888
00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:47,458
All I know is you're the most amazing
person with weak ankles I've ever met.
889
00:59:51,138 --> 00:59:52,410
Oh!
890
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:58,511
Meg, when I'm with you,
I-I don't feel so alone.
891
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:02,265
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
892
01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:03,599
What do you mean?
893
01:00:03,684 --> 01:00:05,768
Nobody can hurt you.
894
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,731
Meg?
895
01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,735
I would never, ever hurt you.
896
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:21,033
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both
do ourselves a favour and stop this
897
01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:24,745
before we...
898
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:29,041
All right! Break it up! Break it up!
Party's over!
899
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,961
- I been lookin' all over this town!
- Calm down, mutton man.
900
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,337
It was all my fault.
901
01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:36,257
You're already on my list, sister,
so don't make it worse!
902
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,971
And as for you, ya bum,
you're gonna go to the stadium
903
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,015
and you're gonna be put through
the workout of your life!
904
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:47,393
- Now get on the horse.
- Okay, okay.
905
01:00:48,729 --> 01:00:51,355
- I'm sorry.
- Ah, he'll get over it.
906
01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:00,156
Move! Move, move,
move, move, move! Move!
907
01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:10,124
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!
Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...
908
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:16,505
That's it. Next time, I drive.
909
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,224
Oh, what's the matter with me?
910
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,144
You'd think a girl would learn.
911
01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:35,316
♪ If there's a prize for rotten judgement
912
01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:39,278
♪ I guess I've already won that
913
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:43,949
♪ No man is worth the aggravation
914
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:47,995
♪ That's ancient history
Been there, done that
915
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:51,916
♪ Who d'ya think you're kidding
He's the Earth and heaven to you
916
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,878
♪ Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
917
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,713
- ♪ Oh, no
- ♪ Girl, you can't conceal it
918
01:01:57,798 --> 01:02:02,676
♪ We know how you feel
and who you're thinkin' of
919
01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:08,265
♪ Oh, no chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
920
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:12,061
♪ You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it?
921
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:16,607
♪ It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love
922
01:02:16,771 --> 01:02:19,717
♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
Oo-oo-oo
923
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:23,489
♪ I thought my heart
had learned its lesson
924
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:27,118
♪ It feels so good when you start out
925
01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:31,163
♪ My head is screaming
"Get a grip, girl"
926
01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:35,459
♪ Unless you're dyin'
To cry your heart out
927
01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:39,463
♪ You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feelin'
928
01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:43,426
♪ Baby, we're not buyin'
Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'
929
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:47,388
♪ Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you
930
01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:51,225
- ♪ Got
- ♪ Got it bad?
931
01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:55,771
♪ No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
932
01:02:55,856 --> 01:02:59,650
- ♪ Give up, but give in
- ♪ Check the grin, you're in love
933
01:02:59,734 --> 01:03:03,612
♪ This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love
934
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:06,449
♪ You're doing flips
Read our lips
935
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,533
♪ You're in love
936
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,077
- ♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
- ♪ You're way off base. I won't say I'm it
937
01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:11,454
♪ She won't say in love
938
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:15,541
♪ Get off my case, I won't say it
939
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:20,045
♪ Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
940
01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:27,136
♪ Oh, at least out loud
941
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,055
♪ I won't say I'm in
942
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:35,478
- ♪ Love
- ♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo
943
01:03:35,589 --> 01:03:38,334
♪ Shoo-doo
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
944
01:03:38,501 --> 01:03:40,676
♪ Ha ♪
945
01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,952
Hey, what's the buzz, Meg?
946
01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:55,456
What is the weak link
in Wonderboy's chain?
947
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,833
Get yourself another girl.
I'm through.
948
01:03:57,918 --> 01:03:59,710
I'm sorry. Do you mind
runnin' that by me again?
949
01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,463
I must have had a chunk of brimstone
wedged in my ear or something.
950
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:06,675
Then read my lips! Forget it.
951
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:11,263
Meg, Meg, Meg,
my sweet, deluded little minion.
952
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:16,143
Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
953
01:04:16,228 --> 01:04:18,187
I own you!
954
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,900
- Oh, oh, I got another horn here.
- You work for me.
955
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,361
That kid's gonna be
doin' laps for a month.
956
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,697
If I say, "Sing," you say,
"Hey, name that tune."
957
01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:33,285
If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head
on a platter," you say...
958
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,454
Medium or well-done.
959
01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:40,042
I knew that dame was trouble.
This is gonna break the kid's heart.
960
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:43,212
- I'll work on that.
- I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
961
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:48,133
That's the sound of your freedom
fluttering out the window forever.
962
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:51,345
I don't care.
I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
963
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:56,141
I can't believe you're
getting so worked up about some guy.
964
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,477
This one is different.
He's honest, and he's sweet...
965
01:04:58,562 --> 01:04:59,562
Please!
966
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,397
- He would never do anything to hurt me.
- He's a guy!
967
01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:05,693
Besides, O oneness,
you can't beat him.
968
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:09,572
He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
969
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:13,742
I think he does, Meg.
970
01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:17,162
I truly think he does.
971
01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,646
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
972
01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:44,148
Kid, we gotta talk.
973
01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:47,901
Oh, Phil I just had
the greatest day of my life!
974
01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,321
I, I, I can't stop thinking about Meg.
975
01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:52,781
She's something else.
976
01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:56,118
Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya!
Will you come down here and listen?
977
01:05:56,202 --> 01:06:01,040
How can I come down there
when I'm feeling so up?
978
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:27,816
Gotcha!
979
01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:30,235
Ah, very nice!
What I'm tryin' to say is...
980
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,863
That if it wasn't for you,
I never would have met her.
981
01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,782
Oh, I owe you big time,
little guy. I do.
982
01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:36,617
Will you just knock it off
for a couple of seconds?
983
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,328
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.
Keep them up there, huh?
984
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,498
- Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!
- Listen to me! She's...
985
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:43,999
- A dream come true?
- Not exactly.
986
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:46,210
- More beautiful than Aphrodite?
- Aside from that!
987
01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:50,506
- The most wonderful...
- She's a... She's a fraud!
988
01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,175
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
989
01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:56,303
- Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
- I'm not kiddin' around.
990
01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:58,097
- She...
- I know you're upset about today,
but that's no reason to...
991
01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,223
Kid, you're missin' the point.
992
01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,725
- The point is, I love her.
- She don't love you.
993
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:04,019
- You're crazy.
- She's nothin' but a two-timin'...
994
01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:06,188
- Stop it!
- No-good, lyin', schemin'...
995
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:07,606
Shut up!
996
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,778
Phil. I...
997
01:07:13,822 --> 01:07:14,863
Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
998
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:18,867
Okay, okay, that's it.
You won't face the truth? Fine.
999
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:21,453
Phil, wait. Where you going?
1000
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:25,040
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here.
I'm goin' home.
1001
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,876
Fine! G...
1002
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,963
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
1003
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:36,593
I thought you were gonna be
the all-time champ,
1004
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,179
not the all-time chump.
1005
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,810
Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh?
1006
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,773
Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead.
1007
01:07:49,858 --> 01:07:51,900
- Hi. How ya doin'?
- Uh, not now, okay?
1008
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,653
Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds
and I'm a fast talker, all right?
1009
01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:57,573
See, I've got the major deal in the works.
A real estate venture, if you will.
1010
01:07:57,657 --> 01:07:59,742
And Herc, you little devil you.
May I call you Herc?
1011
01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:02,077
You seem to be constantly
getting in the way of it, huh?
1012
01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:03,370
You've got the wrong guy.
1013
01:08:03,455 --> 01:08:06,957
Hear me out, ya little...
Just hear me out, okay?
1014
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,084
So I would be eternally grateful
1015
01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:12,254
if you would just take a day off
from this hero business of yours.
1016
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,466
Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters.
You wait a day, okay?
1017
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,760
- You're out of your mind.
- Not so fast, because, ya see,
1018
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:21,221
I do have a little leverage
you might wanna know about.
1019
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,057
- Meg!
- Don't listen, Herc...
1020
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,604
- Let her go!
- Here's the trade-off.
1021
01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:31,774
You give up your strength
for about 24 hours, okay?
1022
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,859
Say the next 24 hours.
1023
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,986
And Meg here is free as a bird
and safe from harm.
1024
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,238
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze,
we carry on, we go home happy.
1025
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:39,740
What do ya say? Come on.
1026
01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,868
People are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
1027
01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:46,497
Nah! I mean, it's a possibility.
It happens 'cause, you know, it's war.
1028
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:49,166
But what can I tell ya? Anyway,
what do you owe these people, huh?
1029
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,085
Isn't Meg, little smoochy face you,
isn't she more important than they are?
1030
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,213
- Stop it!
- Isn't she?
1031
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,965
You've gotta swear
she'll be safe from any harm.
1032
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,967
Fine, okay. I'll give you that one.
1033
01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:01,720
Meg is safe, otherwise
you get your strength right back.
1034
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:05,390
Yadda, yadda. Fine print. Boilerplate.
Baboom. Okay? We're done.
What d'ya say we shake on it?
1035
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,810
Hey, I really don't have, like,
time to bat this around.
1036
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,686
I'm kind of on a schedule here.
I got plans for August. Okay?
1037
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,898
I need an answer, like, now.
Going once, going twice...
1038
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,400
- All right!
- Yes, we're there! Bam!
1039
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:26,745
You may feel just a little queasy.
It's kinda natural.
1040
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,747
Maybe you should sit down!
1041
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:35,045
Now you know how it feels
to be just like everybody else.
1042
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:38,090
Isn't it just peachy?
1043
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,093
Oh! You'll love this. One more thing.
1044
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,722
Meg, babe, a deal's a deal.
You're off the hook.
1045
01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:49,601
And by the way, Herc,
is she not a fabulous little actress?
1046
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,186
- Stop it.
- What do you mean?
1047
01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:55,524
I mean your little chickie-poo here
was working for me all the time.
1048
01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,610
- Duh.
- You're... You're lying!
1049
01:09:59,571 --> 01:10:04,366
- Help!
- Jeepers, mister, you're really strong.
1050
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,035
Couldn't have done it without you,
sugar, sweetheart, babe.
1051
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,453
No! It's... It's not like that.
1052
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:11,415
I didn't mean to... I-I couldn't... I...
1053
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,667
I'm so sorry.
1054
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:18,088
Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
1055
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,049
Well, gotta blaze.
1056
01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:25,679
There's a whole cosmos up there
waiting for me with, hey, my name on it.
1057
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,727
So much for the preliminaries,
and now on to the main event!
1058
01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:48,076
Brothers! Titans!
1059
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,413
Look at you in your squalid prison!
1060
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,583
Who put you down there?
1061
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,793
Zeus!
1062
01:10:56,878 --> 01:11:03,342
And now that I set you free, what is
the first thing you are going to do?
1063
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:07,054
- Destroy him!
- Good answer.
1064
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:11,435
Crush Zeus!
1065
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:19,358
Freeze him!
1066
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,239
Melt Zeus!
1067
01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:32,204
Blow him away!
1068
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,875
Zeus!
1069
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:40,796
- Uh, guys?
- Huh?
1070
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,173
Olympus would be that way.
1071
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:47,386
- Zeus!
- Freeze him!
1072
01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,097
- Hold it, bright eye.
- Huh?
1073
01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:53,225
I have a special job for you,
my optic friend.
1074
01:12:00,776 --> 01:12:03,928
- Huh? Huh?
- Destroy Zeus!
1075
01:12:04,696 --> 01:12:07,906
Oh, we're in trouble!
Oh, big trouble! I gotta...
1076
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,909
My lord and lady,
the Titans have escaped,
1077
01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:12,995
and they're practically at our gates!
1078
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:17,165
Sound the alarm!
Launch an immediate counterattack!
1079
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,793
- Go! Go!
- Gone, babe.
1080
01:12:23,927 --> 01:12:26,102
Huh?
1081
01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:30,637
Charge!
1082
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,640
On to battle!
1083
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,987
You windbag!
1084
01:12:48,957 --> 01:12:50,434
Boom, badda-boom!
Boom, boom!
1085
01:12:50,857 --> 01:12:51,727
Ha!
1086
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:58,457
Hercules!
1087
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,710
Where are you?
1088
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,048
What can we do?
1089
01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:09,342
- Where is Hercules?
- Yeah, Hercules'll save us.
1090
01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:13,388
Hercules!
1091
01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:18,143
Come out! Face me!
1092
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,773
Oh, what are you doing?
Without your strength, you'll be killed.
1093
01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,400
- Hercules!
- There are worse things.
1094
01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:26,735
Run!
1095
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,072
Wait! Stop!
1096
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:33,116
- Hey, look! It's Hercules.
- Thank the gods!
1097
01:13:33,201 --> 01:13:36,161
- We're saved!
- So...
1098
01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:39,289
You mighty Hercules.
1099
01:13:47,534 --> 01:13:49,742
- Oh!
- Oh!
1100
01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,262
Easy, horsefeathers.
1101
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,765
Stop twitching.
1102
01:13:56,849 --> 01:14:00,060
Listen. Hercules is in trouble.
1103
01:14:00,812 --> 01:14:01,937
We've gotta find Phil.
1104
01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:04,523
He's the only one
who can talk some sense into him.
1105
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,446
Get back, blast you!
1106
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,995
- Ooh! Chihuahua!
- Zeus!
1107
01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:24,251
Come on! Hurry up!
We're shovin' off here!
1108
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,877
Phil!
1109
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,171
Phil, Hercules needs your help!
1110
01:14:28,256 --> 01:14:30,924
What does he need me for
when he's got friends like you?
1111
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:35,554
- He won't listen to me.
- Good! He's finally learned something.
1112
01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:38,890
Look, I know what I did was wrong,
but this isn't about me.
1113
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:43,270
It's about him.
If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die.
1114
01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,689
I need more thunderbolts!
1115
01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:48,275
Uh, Hephaestus has been captured,
my lord.
1116
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,735
Everyone's been captured.
I've been captured!
1117
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,779
Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
1118
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,997
Zeusy, I'm home!
1119
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:05,917
Hades. You're behind this!
1120
01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,919
You are correct, sir!
1121
01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,259
Flea.
1122
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,725
- Hercules!
- Phil.
1123
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,810
Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
1124
01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:26,980
Come on, you can take this bum.
This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
1125
01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:29,107
You were right all along, Phil.
1126
01:15:30,318 --> 01:15:32,194
Dreams are for rookies.
1127
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,530
No, no, no, no, kid.
Givin' up is for rookies.
1128
01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:37,657
I came back
'cause I'm not quittin' on ya.
1129
01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:39,951
I'm willing to go the distance.
1130
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,786
How 'bout you?
1131
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,542
Me bite off head!
1132
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,632
Whoa, baby!
1133
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:09,481
Hercules! Look out!
1134
01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:12,400
Meg! No!
1135
01:16:21,369 --> 01:16:23,119
What's happening?
1136
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,666
H-Hades' deal is broken.
1137
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,002
He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
1138
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,505
Meg.
1139
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,383
Why... why... why did ya...
1140
01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:37,759
You didn't have to...
1141
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:43,014
Oh, people always do crazy things
when they're in love.
1142
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,184
Oh, Meg.
1143
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,353
Meg, I... I...
1144
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:52,315
Are you always this articulate?
1145
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:59,447
You... You haven't got much time.
You can still stop Hades.
1146
01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:03,076
I'll watch over her, kid.
1147
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,912
You're gonna be all right.
1148
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:08,206
I promise.
1149
01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,544
Let's go, Pegasus!
1150
01:17:15,006 --> 01:17:17,966
Hup, two, three, four.
Come on, everybody!
1151
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,093
I can't hear you!
1152
01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:24,973
I swear to you, Hades,
when I get out of this...
1153
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,976
I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy.
1154
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,478
And I think I'm gonna like it here.
1155
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,356
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
1156
01:17:35,026 --> 01:17:36,484
Hercules!
1157
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,903
This ought to even the odds!
1158
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:44,159
Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
1159
01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:45,577
Get them!
1160
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,306
Whoa! Hey!
1161
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:54,461
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
1162
01:17:56,255 --> 01:18:00,759
Follow the fingers! Him!
The yutz with the horse.
1163
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,476
Thank you, my boy.
1164
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:14,314
Nice horsey! My intentions were pure!
I really was attracted to you.
1165
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,693
Throw!
1166
01:18:18,727 --> 01:18:23,031
Ah! Now watch your old man work!
1167
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:32,916
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear
and kick some Olympian butt!
1168
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,460
Whoa! Is my hair out?
1169
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,531
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
1170
01:19:04,615 --> 01:19:07,409
But at least
I've got one swell consolation prize,
1171
01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:11,246
a friend of yours who's dying to see me.
1172
01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:13,636
Meg.
1173
01:19:40,164 --> 01:19:41,636
Ha! Meg.
1174
01:19:43,164 --> 01:19:44,636
Meg.
1175
01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:53,204
Meg, no.
1176
01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,560
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
1177
01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:21,232
There's some things
you just can't change.
1178
01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:25,653
Yes, I can.
1179
01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:31,826
We were so close!
1180
01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,411
So close.
1181
01:20:33,496 --> 01:20:35,371
We tripped at the finish line. Why?
1182
01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:39,417
Because our little nut, Meg,
has to go all noble.
1183
01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:46,508
- Where's Meg?
- Look who's here.
1184
01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:48,801
Wonderboy, you are too much.
1185
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:52,722
- Let her go.
- Get a grip.
1186
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,933
Come here, come here.
Let me show you around.
1187
01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:59,437
Hmph. Well, well.
It's a small underworld after all. Huh?
1188
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,482
Meg!
1189
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,359
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
1190
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,986
You see, Meg's
running with a new crowd these days.
1191
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,947
And not a very lively one, at that.
1192
01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:14,035
You like making deals.
Take me in Meg's place.
1193
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:19,707
Oh, hmph, well. The son of my hated rival
trapped forever in a river of death.
1194
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,210
- Going once.
- Hmm? Is there a downside to this?
1195
01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,380
- Going twice!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1196
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:28,925
You get her out. She goes, you stay.
1197
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,471
Oh, you what slipped my mind?
1198
01:21:33,556 --> 01:21:35,431
You'll be dead
before you can get to her.
1199
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,100
That's not a problem, is it?
1200
01:22:03,639 --> 01:22:04,454
Oh!
1201
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,922
What's the matter
with these scissors?
1202
01:22:08,007 --> 01:22:10,508
The thread won't cut.
1203
01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:20,768
This is... This is impossible!
1204
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:23,771
You... You... You can't be alive.
You'd have to be a, a...
1205
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:25,273
- A god?
- A god?
1206
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,656
Hercules, stop!
You can't do this to me. You can't...
1207
01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:36,034
Fine. Okay. Listen.
1208
01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,120
Okay. Well, I deserved that.
Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
1209
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,122
Y-Your dad? He's a fun guy, right?
1210
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,416
So maybe you could
put in a word with him,
1211
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,793
and he'd kinda blow this
whole thing off, you know?
1212
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,463
Meg, Meg, talk to him.
You know, a little schmooze, uh...
1213
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:56,304
Get away from me! Don't touch me!
Get your slimy souls off me!
1214
01:22:57,348 --> 01:22:59,891
He's not gonna be happy
when he gets outta there.
1215
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,852
- You mean, if he gets outta there.
- Taxi!
1216
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:04,896
- If. If is good.
- Taxi!
1217
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,231
I don't feel so good.
I-I feel a little...
1218
01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:34,676
Wonderboy, what...
1219
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,302
Why did you...
1220
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:40,014
People always do crazy things
1221
01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:41,599
when they're in love.
1222
01:23:50,776 --> 01:23:52,276
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1223
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,749
Three cheers for the mighty Hercules!
1224
01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:09,377
Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh!
1225
01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:27,311
Hercules, we're so proud of you.
1226
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,731
Mother.
1227
01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:35,570
Fine work, my boy! You've done it!
1228
01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:38,072
You're a true hero.
1229
01:24:38,157 --> 01:24:42,368
You were willing to give your life
to rescue this young woman.
1230
01:24:42,453 --> 01:24:46,205
For a true hero isn't measured
by the size of his strength,
1231
01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:49,250
but by the strength of his heart.
1232
01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:54,255
Now, at last, my son,
1233
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,633
you can come home.
1234
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:15,318
Congratulations, Wonderboy.
You'll make one heck of a god.
1235
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:27,747
Father, this is the moment
I've always dreamed of.
1236
01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,041
But...
1237
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:36,756
A life without Meg,
even an immortal life,
1238
01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:39,884
would be empty.
1239
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,762
I...
1240
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:46,641
I wish to stay on Earth with her.
1241
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,101
I finally know where I belong.
1242
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,201
Hit it, ladies!
1243
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:10,540
- ♪ Oh, gonna shout it from the mountaintops
- ♪ A star is born
1244
01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:14,627
- ♪ It's the time for pulling out the stops
- ♪ A star is born
1245
01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:18,756
- ♪ Honey, hit us with a hallelu
- ♪ That kid came shining through
1246
01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:20,716
♪ Girl, sing the song
1247
01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:26,556
- ♪ Come blow your horn
- ♪ A star is born
1248
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:30,810
- ♪ He's a hero who can please the crowd
- ♪ A star is born
1249
01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:35,064
♪ Come on, everybody shout out loud
A star is born
1250
01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:39,402
♪ Just remember in the darkest hour
within your heart's the power
1251
01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:43,072
♪ For makin' you a hero, too
1252
01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,534
♪ So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
1253
01:26:46,618 --> 01:26:47,660
♪ That's Phil's boy!
1254
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:52,039
♪ Just keep your eyes upon the skies
1255
01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:56,711
♪ Every night, a star is
Right in sight, a star is
1256
01:26:56,795 --> 01:27:01,465
- ♪ Burning bright, a star is born
- ♪ A star is born
1257
01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:50,231
What d'ya say? It's happy ending time!
1258
01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,483
Everybody's got a little taste
of somethin' but me.
1259
01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,070
I got nothin'. I'm here with nothin'.
Anybody listenin'?
1260
01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:58,405
It's like I'm...
What am I, an echo or something?
1261
01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:03,911
Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what?
Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.
1262
01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:05,371
Nobody listens.
101585
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