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Oh, no Mabel. I--
i don't feel so good!
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I--
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bleechhh!
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Ohh! grunkle Stan,
what did you feed us?
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Bwahhhh!
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( Both "retching" )
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( Both laughing )
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Guys, stop!
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Something terrible
just happened!
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( "Retching" )
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( Laughing )
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All right, all right!
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Party supplies
are now off-limits.
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Mr. pines,
whose birthday is it again?
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Nobody's. thought this party
might be a good way
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to get kids to spend money
at the shack.
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Nice!
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The young people of this town
want fun,
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I'll smother 'em with fun!
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Maybe comments like that
are why kids don't come
to the mystery shack.
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Hey! hey! How's about
you make yourself useful
and copy these flyers?
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Oh, boy! A trip to
the copier store!
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Calendars, mugs,
t-shirts and more!
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They got it all
at the copier store.
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That's not their slogan,
i just really feel that way
about the copier store.
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Save the trouble.
You know the old copier
in my office?
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I finally fixed
the old girl up.
Good as new!
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( Electrical crackling )
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Butterflies!
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Does it even work?
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( Mechanical humming )
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Uhh!
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( Both coughing )
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Success!
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Aah!
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Aaah!
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Stay back!
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Oh, my gosh. Mabel,
i think this copier
can copy human beings!
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Do you realize
what this means?
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( "Retching" )
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**
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all right, party people,
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and Dipper,
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let's talk business.
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Soos, because
you'll work for free--
and you begged--
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I'm letting you be d.J.
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You won't regret it,
Mr. pines.
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I got this book that
teached me how to d.J.
R-r-r-right.
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Not encouraging.
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Wendy, you and Mabel
are working the ticket stand.
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What?! but grunkle Stan,
this party is my chance
to make new friends!
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I-i could work
with Wendy.
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You realize if you do,
you gotta commit to staying
at the ticket stand with Wendy.
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No getting out of it,
just the two of you,
alone, all night.
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Ha ha ha!
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( Laughing )
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I promise.
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Aah! what?
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(Mocking) uh, uh,
i can work the counter
with you, Wendy!
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Let's kiss! Mmm...Mmm...
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Yeah, yeah,
laugh all you want,
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but I have devised a plan
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to make sure my night with Wendy
goes perfect. ( Clicks tongue)
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Plan? oh, you're not
making one of those
overcomplicated listy things,
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overcomplicated?
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Let me just--all right,
hold that there... okay...
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"Step one:
Getting to know each other
with playful banter."
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Banter is like talking,
but smarter.
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That sounds like
a dumb idea for poop-heads.
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Yeah, see,
this isn't banter.
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This is what I want
to avoid with Wendy.
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The final step
is to ask her to dance.
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Oh, Dipper!
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I'm so happy you decided to work
the ticket stand with me!
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You're so organized.
Show me that checklist again?
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Oh!
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If I follow
steps one through eleven,
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nothing can get in my way.
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Dipper, you're the one
getting in your way.
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Why can't you just walk up
and talk to her
like a normal person?
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Step nine, sister...
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( Dance music plays )
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( Scatting to music )
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Can your uncle
throw a party or what?
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(Over pa) The energy--
it's electric!
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U( ducks quack, dogs bark )
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And if anyone
wants to leave,
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I'm charging an exit fee
of 15 bucks!
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I'vwe're trapped!
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"Step one: Casual banter."
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So, here's a casual question.
(Clears throat)
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What's your favorite
type of snack food?
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Oh, man. I can't
just pick one.
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No way! Mine too!
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Uh, I mean--
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I mean--
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(coughing)
new topic! New topic!
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**
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go! go!
Work it! Work it!
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Wow! you've got an animal
on your body! I'm Mabel.
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(Very low voice)
Hi. I'm grenda.
This is candy.
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Why do you have forks
taped to your fingers?
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Improvement of
human being.
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( Both laugh )
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I've found my people.
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Remember, dudes,
whoever, um,
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party hearties--what?--
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gets the party crown!
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Most applause at the end
of the night wins!
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( Inhales )
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Wwow!
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Party crown?
I'll take that.
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Thank you very much.
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Who's that?
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The most popular girl in town:
Pacifica northwest.
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I always feel bad about myself
around her.
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I can't just
give you the crown.
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It's sort of
a competition thing.
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( Laughs ) honestly,
who's gonna compete
against me?
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(Pacifica, over pa):
Fork girl? Lizard lady?
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( Laughing )
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Hold me, candy!
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Our kind isn't
welcome here!
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Hey! I'll compete!
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( Both gasp )
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I'm Mabel.
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That sounds like
a fat old lady's name.
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I'll take that
as a compliment.
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May the better partier win.
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( Snaps fingers )
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Nice meeting you!
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She's going down.
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( Raucous party sounds )
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Whoa! sounds like the party's
gettin' nuts!
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Let the battle for
the party crown begin!
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Mabel comes out strong.
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Watch out, pacifica!
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I've gotta get in there!
Cover for me?
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Heh heh. Um, well, i--
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thanks, man.
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**
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I'll be back shortly!
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I'm sure Stan won't mind
if I'm gone for a few minutes.
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Hey! what are you
doin', kid?!
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These suckers aren't
going to rip themselves off.
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Yeah!
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You promised. Remember?
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I did?
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Dipper: I promise.
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( Sighs )
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Wendy: whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Argh. if only I could be
two places at once.
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( Wind whistles )
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( Copier powers up )
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I wonder if this
is a good idea.
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Whoa!
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I have a really big head.
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So, uh--
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ha! sorry.
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You first.
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Stop copying me!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Aah! ow! Ow!
Funny bone.
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I will call you
"number two."
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Definitely not.
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You know a name
I've always wanted...
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Tyrone.
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Okay, Tyrone,
let's get down to business.
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I'm thinkin' you cover me
at the ticket stand
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while I ask Wendy to dance.
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I know the plan, buddy.
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Hey, we're not gonna get jealous
and turn on each other
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like the clones
in the movies, are we?
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Dipper, please. This is you
you're talking about.
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Plus, hey, you can always
just disintegrate me with water.
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Yeah...
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Yeah....
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Whew.
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( Scatting to music )
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Great news, Wendy.
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I got somebody to cover
the concessions for me.
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That's awesome! You can
hang out with me and Robbie.
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Robbie, you remember Dipper
from the convenience store.
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Uh, no.
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Yo, Wendy, check out
my new guitar.
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( Plays fancy lick )
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Whoa, cool.
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Robbie, you're a stupid,
arrogant fraud,
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but kiss me anyway
because you can play guitar.
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Oh, wait. I forgot
something.
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Ohh...
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Let's get married tonight!
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( Cell phone rings )
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Dipper 2: Hey, buddy,
it's me. You.
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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,270
I just had the same
jealousy fantasy.
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00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,173
We gotta get rid of Robbie
if I ever want to
dance with Wendy!
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00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,409
Hey, Dipper!
We're gonna go sit on the couch.
Meet us when you're done.
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00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,178
Oh, no! They're
sitting on the couch!
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00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,113
We gotta think of
something quick!
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I got the same one.
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00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,686
But we're gonna
need some help.
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00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,155
And that's where
you come in,
number three.
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00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,892
But what if Robbie catches me?
I'll be all alone.
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Omakes a good point..
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00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,829
Four dippers. This is
a four-Dipper plan.
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00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,163
( Small explosion )
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00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,199
Uh-oh, paper jam.
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00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,107
Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!
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00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,076
( Scratchy, disjointed
laughter )
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00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,212
Come on, you're not gonna
make me partner up with him,
are you?
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Shh! don't be rude.
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Hey, buddy, hey.
It's okay.
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( Shrill gibberish )
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Okay,
just one more clone.
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* ...Me is forever
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( very high note)
* always
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( cheers )
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(Breathless)
* forever *
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00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,966
I used to
sing like that...
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Before my voice changed.
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00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,002
Pacifica pulls ahead!
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00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,170
Try and top that.
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00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,905
Oh, grenda? By the way,
224
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,708
you sound like
a professional wrestler.
Ha ha ha ha!
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00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,177
I wanna put her in a headlock
and make her feel pain!
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00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,847
It's not over
till it's over,
sisters!
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00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,948
Watch this!
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00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,850
Soos! give me
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the eighties's
crowd-pleasingest,
rock balladiest song you got!
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Excellent.
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* don't start
un-believing *
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* never don't not
feel your feelings *
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( cheering )
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Now I'm gonna
do a flip!
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That was for you guys!!!
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( Loud cheering )
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( Whispering )
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Dudes, would the owner
of a silver and red dirt bike
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please report outside?
It is being stolen right now.
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Wait--what?!
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Ha ha ha!
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00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,191
Hey! come back here!
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00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,127
Oh, tough break.
I wonder who those guys are
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that aren't me
because I'm right here?
245
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,298
Now we're gonna
bring it down for a minute.
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Ladies, dudes,
now's the time.
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* ( slow dance music )
248
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Ah, snap!
Love this song!
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Hey, goofus!
Now's your chance
to ask Wendy--
250
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,283
now's your chance
to ask Wendy to dance!
251
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Coi--ahh--o!
252
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,224
Uhh-uhh-uhh...
253
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,994
Aah! I'll be right back.
254
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,899
Oh, I agree. You can't
just go and dance with her.
255
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,869
The dance floor
is a mine field!
A mine field, Tyrone!
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What if there's a glitch
in the sound system!
257
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,940
Srobbie might come back!Y!
258
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,009
There's too many variables!
We need help.
259
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,859
( All dippers
talking at once )
260
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,394
All right, dippers,
gather round.
261
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,866
Now's the time.
You all clear on
what to do?
262
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,004
Hey, Soos, look!
A glowing dot!
263
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,908
Oh, man, I am so glad
i turned my head.
264
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,010
That dot does not disappoint.
265
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,827
Right. like I'm gonna
fall for that.
266
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,264
Aaah! gimme that money, Sonny!
267
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,634
There's your cue.
268
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,404
It's the perfect moment
to ask Wendy to dance.
269
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,271
Good luck, me.
270
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,841
I don't need luck.
I have a plan.
271
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,411
Aaah!
272
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,413
Oh, hey, man,
w-what are you doing here?
273
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,016
I mean, wouldn't you rather
be out on the dance floor,
274
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,650
uh, in, like,
exactly 42 seconds?
275
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,385
I'm just waiting
for the bathroom.
276
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,154
Um, um, okay.
277
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,655
Uh, small talk,
small talk, small talk...
278
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,959
So, hey, let's say
everyone at this party
gets stuck on a desert island.
279
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,627
Who do you think
the leader would be?
280
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,162
I...uh--
281
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,331
I think I'd go with
this lunatic.
282
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,299
( Grunting )
283
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,135
( Laughs )
284
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,904
I'd probably go for
stretch over there.
285
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,907
Uh, because tall people
can reach coconuts?
286
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,310
( Laughs )
287
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,446
Speaking of tall,
want to see something?
288
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,015
Those are my three brothers,
and I'm...
289
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,350
Boop!
290
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,086
Ha! you were a freak!
291
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,654
Yep.
292
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,389
You know, kids used to
make fun of my birthmark
293
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,091
before I started
hiding it all the time.
294
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,226
Uh, no, it's nothing!
295
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,228
I-i--
why did I say that?!
296
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,697
No way, dude.
Now you have to show me.
297
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,033
Show me, show me!
298
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,472
The big Dipper!
299
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,075
That's how you
got your nickname!
300
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,410
I thought your parents
just hated you or something.
301
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,080
Hey, I guess
we're both freaks.
302
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,450
( Both laughing )
303
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,486
Of course!
304
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,454
( Door closhey!
305
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,023
What are you doing up here?!
306
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,458
Number ten had been
distracting Soos for 15 minutes!
307
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,996
He's gonna get tired
Soos: Never!Eventually.
308
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,364
You won't believe it, guys.
I bumped into Wendy accidentally
309
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,100
and things are actually
going great!
310
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,136
That's nice, but not the plan.
Do we have to remind you?
311
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,006
( All talking at once )
312
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,374
Oh, man,
you guys sound crazy.
313
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,710
Look, maybe we don't
need the plan anymore,
ya know?
314
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,279
Maybe I could just go talk
to her like a normal person.
315
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,348
You bite your tongue!
316
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,682
If you're not gonna
stick to the plan,
317
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,719
maybe you shouldn't be
the Dipper to dance with Wendy.
318
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,355
If y( All talking )it...
319
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:59,026
Guys, come on.
We said we weren't
gonna turn on each other.
320
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,994
I think we all knew
we were lying.
321
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,762
No! no! Hey!
322
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,532
( Screaming )
323
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,538
Uhh!
324
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,040
No, wait!
325
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:18,211
Aaah! I can't breathe
clone: Yeah, you can!
326
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:21,548
Plus there's snacks
and a coloring book
in there for you!
327
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,016
Ohh!
328
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,391
Okay, so now that
original Dipper--
or "Dipper classic"--
329
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:35,228
is no longer fit for it,
i nominate myself
to dance with Wendy instead.
330
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,297
I've been around the longest,
so it should be me.
331
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,299
Right? I mean, logically.
Logically, guys.
332
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,667
Fair point, fair point.
333
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,470
Counterpoint:
maybe I should get
to dance with Wendy
334
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,572
because I've been around
for the least.
335
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,474
That makes,
like, zero sense.
336
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,309
You make zero sense!
337
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,211
Don't shove people!
338
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,046
Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!
339
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,013
Aaaah!
340
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,184
Hey, you want some
cheese and crackers, buddy?
341
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,318
( Wheezy, drooly sounds )
342
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,420
Huh? huh?
343
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,189
Yikes.
344
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,256
Hey, guys?
345
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,325
What would you do if you
were trapped in a closet?
346
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,226
All: break out.
347
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,566
Wend--
348
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,168
( muffled shouting )
349
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,270
Come on, man, give it up.
You're overpowered.
350
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,838
Hold on, guys,
think about it.
351
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,208
We're exact equals
mentally and physically.
352
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,843
If we start fighting,
it'll just go on for infinity!
353
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,613
Maybe we should
just give up...
354
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,182
Aaah!
355
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,118
Clone fight!!!
356
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,853
( All grunting )
357
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,256
Quit hitting myself!
Quit hitting myself!
358
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,257
Aaah!
359
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,261
Guys, come on, it's me!
360
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,496
Hget off!
361
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,133
Hey! classic Dipper's
getting away!
362
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,367
No, friends.
363
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,236
It's me. Number seven.
364
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,572
That's not me, guys,
that's not me!
365
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,243
Get him!
366
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,179
Stay back, stay back...
367
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,850
( Fire alarm rings )
368
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,420
Lame. lame.
369
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,292
( All groaning )
370
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,294
Huh. how 'bout that?
371
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,497
Uh-oh.
372
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,432
**
373
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,871
one more song, dudes,
and then it's time
374
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,873
for the bestowing
of the party crown!
375
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,509
( Bomb explosion sound )
376
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,411
Nailed it.
377
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,913
Pacifica, I just want to say
that whoever wins,
378
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,316
it's been a super-fun party.
379
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,551
Aww. it thinks
it's gonna win.
380
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,420
Hey, did you hear that?
381
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,522
People clapping
for the weird girls?
382
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,324
Yeah. me neither.
383
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,229
Say it! Say I can
dance with Wendy!
384
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,563
Never!
385
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:54,167
( Wendy laughing in distwendy?
386
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,570
( Whispers )
387
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,439
Robbie!
388
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,707
( Boshut up. Ing)
389
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,444
Ohh. we blew it, man.
390
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:10,450
I don't know.
You wanna go grab
a couple sodas or something?
391
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,952
Let the party crown
voting commence!
392
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,187
( Bell rings )
393
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,555
Good luck, Mabel.
394
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,259
Applaud to vote for Mabel!
395
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,229
( Cheers, applause )
396
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,532
Let's check
the applause-o-meter.
397
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,968
Oh...oh....pretty good...
398
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,538
And your next contestant,
pacifica!
399
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,173
( Scattered cheers, applause )
400
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,776
( Applause increases )
401
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,214
Uh-oh! a tie!
402
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,516
This has, like,
never happened before.
403
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,388
( Snoring )
404
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,423
( Sniffs )
405
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,691
( Cackling,
applauding )
406
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,397
Ladies and gentlemen, we--
we have a winner.
407
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,770
The winner of the contest
is pacifica northwest.
408
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,638
Thank you, Jorge.
409
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,407
Thank you, everyone!
410
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,377
Everyone come to the after-party
at my parents' boat!
411
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,444
Whoo-hoo!
412
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,779
( All cheer )
413
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,515
Chanting:
pacifica! pacifica! Pacifica...
414
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,353
Ohh. sorry I let you guys down.
415
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,389
I understand
if you want to leave.
416
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,325
But then we would
miss the sleep-over.
417
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,793
We want to call our moms
418
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,428
and sleep over here
with you!
419
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,430
You're like
a total rock star!
420
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,265
I have magazine boys.
421
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,701
Really? you guys!
422
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,770
Maybe we don't have
as many friends as pacifica,
423
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:41,541
but we have each other,
and that is pretty good,
i think.
424
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,377
Soos! play another song!
425
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,346
This thing's
going all night!
426
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,580
Way head of you, hambone.
427
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,484
**
428
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:54,053
( owl hoots )
429
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,489
Some night, huh?
430
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,495
Ahh. you think we really
even have a chance with Wendy?
431
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,831
I mean, she's 15, we're 12.
432
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,533
I don't know, man.
I hope so.
433
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,436
But we're making zero progress
the way we're doing it.
434
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,470
The only good conversation
you had with her
435
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,739
was when you didn't do
any of that list stuff.
436
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,409
I know. Mabel was right,
i do get in my own way.
437
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,844
Literally!
438
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,713
Whoa...
(makes explosion noise )
439
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,054
Oh, boy, don't look now.
440
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:31,558
It's okay, dude,
i had a good run.
441
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,825
Remember what
we talked about.
442
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,527
Uh, of course!
443
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:37,330
Hey, and quit being
such a wimp around Wendy, okay?
444
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,499
For my sake!!!!
445
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,335
Tyrone!
446
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,804
You were the only one
who understood.
447
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,709
( Dance music playing )
448
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,378
Ha ha ha!
449
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,494
Mabel:
Dipper! where have you been?
450
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,629
Meet my girlfriends!
451
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,533
( Doorbell )
452
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,767
( Explosion )
453
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,569
( Bicycle horn )
454
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,804
Man: yeah-uh!
455
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,506
( Cymbal crash )
456
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,408
( Cat mewling )
457
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:22,575
( Thwonk )
458
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,411
( Chimpanzee chittering )
459
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,512
( Man retching )
460
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:26,879
( Man gulping )
461
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,515
( Baby crying )
462
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,916
( Metallic clank )
463
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,618
( Cuckoo clock striking )
464
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,119
( Dog barks )
465
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,521
( Crickets chirp )
466
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,423
( Toilet flushing )
467
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,658
( Lightning crashes )
468
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,659
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