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Are you ready for
the ultimate challenge?
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I'm always ready!
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Then you know
what this means!
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Both: syrup race! Ahh...
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Go, sir syrup!
Go, mountie man!
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Go go! Go go!
Almost...Almost...
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Yes! ( coughing )
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I won!
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( Coughing )
bleah.
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Ho ho, no way!
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Hey, Mabel,
check this out.
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Human-sized hamster balls?
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(Gasps) I'm human-sized!
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No, no, Mabel. This.
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We see weirder stuff
than that every day.
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We didn't get any photos
of those gnomes, did we?
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Nope, just memories.
And this beard hair.
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Why did you save that?
Mm-mm-mm.
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Uhh! good morning,
knuckleheads.
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You two know
what day it is?
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Um...happy anniversary?
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Mazel tov!
Baah!
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It's family fun day,
genius!
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We're cuttin' off work
and havin' one of those,
ya know,
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(sniffing)
bonding-type deals.
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Grunkle Stan, is this
gonna be anything like
our last family bonding day?
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You call that Ben Franklin?
He looks like a woman!
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( Siren wailing )
uh-oh!
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Ohh! the county jail
was so cold.
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All right, maybe I haven't been
the best summer caretaker.
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But I swear, today we're gonna
have some real family fun.
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Now, who wants to
put on some blindfolds
and get into my car?
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Yay!
yay!
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Wait. what?
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В™єв™є
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в™єв™є
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( tuning radio)
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( Tires screech )
whoa! Whoa!
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Blindfolds never lead
to anything good.
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Wow. I feel like
all my other senses
are heightened.
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I can see
with my fingers.
( Laughing )
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Oh!
oh!
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Grunkle Stan, are you
wearing a blindfold?
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Ha ha! Nah,
but with these cataracts,
i might as well be.
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What is that,
a woodpecker?
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( Kids scream )
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Okay, okay,
open 'em up.
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Ta-da! it's fishin' season!
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Fishing?
what are you playing at,
old man?
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You're gonna love it!
The whole town's out here!
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Here, fishy-fishies!
Get into the pan.
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Say "cheese."
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Aaaah!
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Uh, is this good?
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No!!!
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I'll show you how
a real man fishes!
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Grr! aaah!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hyeah! uhh!
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All:
dead! dead!
Dead! Dead!
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Get him!
Get him!
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That's some quality
family bonding!
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Uncle Stan, why do you
want to bond with us
all of a sudden?
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Come on,
this is gonna be great!
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I've never had
fishin' buddies before.
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The guys from the lodge
won't go with me.
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They don't like
or trust me.
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I think he actually wants
to fish with us.
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Hey, I know what'll cheer
you sad sacks up.
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Pow! pines family
fishin' hats.
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That's hand-stitching,
ya know.
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It's just gonna be you, me,
and those goofy hats
on a boat for ten hours!
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Ten hours?!
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I brought the joke book.
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No. no!
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There has to be
a way out of this.
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Man: I seen it!
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I seen it again!
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( Panicky grunting )
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Hoo hoo hoo!
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The gravity falls
gobblewonker!
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Come quick before he
scramdoodles away!
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( Yipping )
ha ha hoo-ah!
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Aw. he's doing
a happy jig.
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No!!! it's a jig
of grave danger!
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Hey! hey!
Aaah!
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Now, what did I tell you
about scaring my customers?
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This is your
last warning, dad.
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But I got proof this time,
by gummity!
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Behold!
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It's gobbledywonker
what done did it!
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It had a long neck
like a gee-raffe,
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and wrinkly skin like--
like this gentleman
right here.
Huh?
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It chopped my boat up
to smitheroons!
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It shim-shammed over
to scuttlebutt island!
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Ya gotta believe me!!!
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Attention, all units.
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We got ourselves
a crazy old man.
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( All laughing )
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Aw, donkey spittle!
Banjo Polish...
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( Laughter continues )
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Well, that happened.
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Now, let's untie this boat
and get out on that lake!
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Mabel, did you hear
what that old dude said?
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"Aw, donkey spittle!"
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The other thing--
about the monster.
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If we can snag a photo of it,
we could split the prize
fifty-fifty.
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That's two fifties!
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Imagine what you could do
with five hundred dollars!
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Not so high and mighty anymore.
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Ohh.
aha-ha ha ha ha!
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( Crash )
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Mabel: hey, boys.
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You can look...
But you can't touch.
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Squeak! squeak!
Squeak! Squeak!
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Squeak squeak...
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Both: awesome!
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Mabel. Mabel?
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Dipper, I am one million percent
onboard with this!
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Grunkle Stan!
Change of plans!
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We're taking that boat
to scuttlebutt island,
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and we are gonna find
that gobblewonker.
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Both:
monster hunt!
Monster hunt!
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Monster--
old man: Monster hunt!
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Monster--eh--
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I'll go.
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( Boat horn blows )
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You dudes say something
about a monster hunt?
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Zeus!
what's up, hambone?
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Kapoosh!
pow! explode!
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Dude, you could totally
use my boat for your hunt.
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It's got a steering wheel,
chairs-- normal boat stuff.
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All right,
let's think this through.
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You kids could go
waste your time
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on some epic
monster-finding
adventure,
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or you could spend the day
learning how to tie knots
and skewer worms
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with your great
uncle Stan!
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В™є ( techno music ) в™є
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в™є ( banjo music ) в™є
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в™є ( heroic music ) в™є
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so, whaddya say?
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( Kids cheering )
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Mabel: we made
the right choice!
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Ingrates!
ah, who needs 'em?
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I got a whole box
of creepy fishin' lures
to keep me company.
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( Flies buzzing )
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Uhh!
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Hoist the anchor!
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Raise the flag!
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Mabel: we're gonna find
that gobblewonker!
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Dipper: we're gonna win
that photo contest!
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Zeus: do any of you dudes
have sunscreen?
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Dipper: we're gonna...
Go get sunscreen!
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All: yay!
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( Deep growling )
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All right, if we want to
win this contest,
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we've gotta do it right.
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Think. what the #1 problem
with most monster hunts?
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You're a side character
and you die in the first
five minutes of the movie.
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Dude, am I a side character?
Do you ever think about
stuff like that?
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No, no, no--
camera trouble.
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Say bigfoot shows up.
Zeus, be bigfoot.
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There he is! Bigfoot!
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Uh-oh! no camera!
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Oh, wait! Here's one!
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Aw, no film!
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You see what
I'm doing here?
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Uh-huh.
dude's got a point.
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That's why I bought
seventeen disposable cameras.
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Two on my ankle,
three in my jacket,
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four for each of you,
three extras in this bag,
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and one under my hat.
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There's no way
we're gonna miss this.
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Okay, everybody,
let's test our cameras out.
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Ahh! dude!
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You see? This is exactly
why you need backup cameras.
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We still have sixteen.
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Ahh! bird!
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Fifteen. okay, guys,
i repeat, don't lose
your cameras.
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Wait. lose the cameras?
Don't!
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Dude, I just
threw two away.
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Thirteen!
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All right, we still
have thirteen camera--
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( crunch )
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Twelve. we have
twelve cameras.
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So what's the plan?
Throw more cameras overboard
or what?
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No! no. Okay.
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You'll be lookout,
Zeus can work
the steering wheel,
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and I'll be captain.
What?!
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Why do you
get to be captain?
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What about Mabel, huh?
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Ma-bel! ma-bel!
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Ma-bel! ma-bel!
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I'm not sure
that's a good idea.
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What about co-captain?
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There's no such thing
as co-captain.
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Ohh. whoops!
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Okay, fine!
You can be co-captain!
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Can I be associate
co-captain?
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As co-captain,
i authorize that request.
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Well, as first co-captain,
our #1 order of business
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is to lure the monster out
with this.
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Permission
to taste some?
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Granted.
permission co-granted.
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Permission
associate go-granted.
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( Grunts )
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( Gagging )
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( Laughing )
dude, I don't know what
i expected that to taste like.
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Traitors!
I'll find my own
fishin' buddies.
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( Mabel laughing )
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Ah!
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( Starts engine )
there's my new pals!
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( Exhales )
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Now that we're alone,
rosanna,
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there's a burning question
which my heart longs
to ask of you.
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Oh, Reginald!
Stan: Hey!
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Wanna hear a joke?
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Here goes.
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My ex-wife still
misses me,
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but her aim
is gettin' better!
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Her aim is
gettin' better!
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Ya see, it's--
it's funny because
marriage is terrible.
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What?!
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Hey, how's it going?
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It's going awesome.
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В™є bow bow, ba-bow bow в™є
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Mabel,
leave that thing alone.
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Aw, I don't mind none!
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Hey, look,
I'm drinking water!
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В™є grinkle, grinkle,
little-- в™є
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( coughing,
choking )
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Aren't you supposed
to be doing lookout?
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Look out!
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Ha ha!
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But seriously,
I'm on it.
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( Crash )
whoa!
Whoa!
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See? we're here.
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I'm a lookout genius!
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Hamster ball,
here we come!
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( Owl hooting)
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Dude, check it out.
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Butt island.
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Zeus, you
rapscallion!
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Hey, why aren't you laughing?
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Are you scared?
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Yeah, right. I'm not--
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yeah, you are!
Hey--
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quit it--
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stop, Mabel!
Uhh! Uhh!
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( Blubbering )
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( Loud growling )
( Both gasp )
252
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:49,330
Dude, did you guys
hear that?
253
00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:51,400
What was that?
Was it your stomach?
254
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,270
No, my stomach
normally sounds
like whale noises.
255
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:58,030
( Whale calls )
256
00:10:58,030 --> 00:11:00,670
Wow! so majestic!
257
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,730
( Gasps )
258
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,230
Our lantern!
259
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,500
Ahh! I can't see anything!
260
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,600
Dude, I don't know, man,
maybe this isn't worth it.
261
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,270
Not worth it?
Guys, imagine
what would happen
262
00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:15,230
if we got that picture!
263
00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:18,200
Tonight, we're here
with adventure-seeker
Dipper pines
264
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,000
who bravely photographed
the elusive gobblewonker.
265
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,770
Tell me, Dipper,
what's the secret
to your success?
266
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,670
Well, I run away from nothing...
267
00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:30,100
Nothing except for
when I ran away from
my annoying grunkle Stan
268
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,770
who I ditched in order
to pursue that lake monster.
269
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:36,130
How right you were to do so.
He looked like a real
piece of work.
270
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:39,670
I don't often do this,
but I feel the need to
give you an award.
271
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,670
( Crash )
Charlie!
272
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,430
( Panting )
273
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:48,000
Why won't you interview me?!
274
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,300
( All screaming )
275
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,770
I'm in!
Me too!
276
00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:54,370
( Panting )
277
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:56,530
All right, dudes,
I'm comin!
278
00:11:56,530 --> 00:12:00,730
( Zeus making beat-box sounds )
279
00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:03,530
( Rapping )
в™є my name is mable,
it rhymes with "table" в™є
280
00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:05,470
в™є it also rhymes
with "glable" в™є
281
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,470
в™є it also rhymes
with "schmable" в™є
282
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,630
dude, we should be
writing this down.
283
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:12,600
Guys! guys, guys.
You hear something?
( Deep growling )
284
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,230
( Birds cawing )
285
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,230
(Gasps)
this is it.
This is it!
286
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,270
Uh. uh...
This is cooooool!
287
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,600
Oh!
288
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:32,070
Everyone...
get your cameras ready.
289
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,270
( Camera powers up )
290
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:37,100
Ready? go!
291
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,500
Whaaaaa!
292
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,530
Aaaaaah!
293
00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:50,600
But-- but what was
that noise, then?
294
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,370
I heard a monster noise.
295
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,430
( Growling )
296
00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:57,070
( Growling continues )
297
00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:00,330
Sweet! beaver with a chainsaw!
298
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,670
Maybe that old guy
was crazy after all.
299
00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:06,070
He did use
the word "scrapdoodle."
300
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,000
( Growling continues )
( Sighs )
301
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,370
Look, when you're
threading the line--
302
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:10,630
a lot of people
don't know this--
303
00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:12,470
but you want to use
a barrel knot.
304
00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:15,130
That's a secret
from one fishin' buddy
to another.
305
00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,330
Heh heh!
Uh...
306
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,670
I, uh--
who are you, exactly?
307
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:21,130
Just call me
your grunkle Stan!
308
00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:22,300
Woman: sir-- sir!
309
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,070
Why are you talking
to our son?!
310
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,030
If you don't leave right now,
I'm calling the police!
311
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:29,400
Ha ha! Ya see,
the thing about that is--
312
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,070
arrrr!
go bother
your own kids!
313
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,430
Zeus: ooh, yeah,
work it, work it!
Nice! Nice!
314
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:37,470
Give me
another one of those.
Yeah, I like that one.
315
00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:40,270
What are we gonna say
to grunkle Stan?
316
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,530
We ditched him
over nothing.
317
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,170
( Sighs )
( Low booming sound )
318
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:46,770
Hey. guys,
do you feel that?
319
00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:49,330
Wha--
hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa!
320
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,700
Aaah!
321
00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,730
This is it!
322
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,630
Come on,
this is our chance!
323
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,600
What's wrong
with you guys?
324
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,770
Dipper...
dude...
325
00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:04,430
It's not that hard,
all right?
326
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:07,570
All you gotta do
is point and shoot.
Like this.
327
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,270
( Roaring )
328
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,570
Run!
329
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,470
Get back to the boat!
Hurry!!!
330
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,600
Aaah! ooh!
331
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,500
The picture!
332
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,270
Dude, if it makes you
feel any better,
333
00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:35,630
I got tons of pictures
of those beavers, dude!
334
00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:38,430
Why would that make me
feel better?!
335
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:48,200
Let's get out of here,
dudes!
336
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,630
All right,
this is it!
337
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,500
Cracked lens?!
Zeus, get a photo!
338
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,600
Hyuh! nyeah! Nyeah!
339
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,300
Unhh!
what are you doing?!
340
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,730
I still got one left.
Don't worry, dude. Here.
341
00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,230
Aaah!
342
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,470
( Roaring )
343
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:14,400
Whoa!
aaah!
344
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:17,500
Go go go go go!
345
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,170
( Roaring )
346
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,000
Grr! gaa!
Mollycoddling--
347
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,700
boy: can you please tell me
more funny stories, pop-pop?
348
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,370
Anything for
my fishin' buddies!
Ho ho ho ho!
349
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:32,130
Arghh!
350
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:37,030
Pop-pop, I just weawized
that...I wuv you.
351
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:40,230
Aw, come on!
Boo! Boo!
352
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,670
Hey, there!
What's the big idea?
353
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:46,400
Maybe has no one
who wuvs him, pop-pop.
354
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,730
Yeah, well, i-i--
355
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,300
nahh!
356
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,500
Ahhh.
357
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,270
Zeus! beavers!
358
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,600
Aaaaah!!!
359
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,070
Ohh! beavers--
( Shouting )
360
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,330
Aaah! oooooh...
361
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:11,470
Aaaah!
362
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,300
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
363
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,000
( Beaver shrieks )
364
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,430
Headlock!
dead! dead! Dead!
365
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,230
( Gasping )
366
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,370
The fishes?!
They seek revenge!
367
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,300
Swim, boys, swim!!!
368
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,270
( Beaver chattering )
aaah! Look out!
369
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:49,470
Easy, easy...
370
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,630
My glass!
371
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,330
Where do I go?!
372
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:57,500
( Grunting )
373
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,500
Um-- uh--
go to the falls!
374
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,300
I think there might be
a cave behind there!
"Might" be?!
375
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:06,270
( All scream )
376
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,470
Brr. ahh.
Ooh.
Ahhh.
377
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:13,230
( All scream )
378
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:16,570
( Roaring )
379
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:18,230
It's stuck!
380
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,700
Ha ha! Yeah!
381
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,270
Wait. it's stuck?
382
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,700
( Gasping )
383
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,030
Boop.
ha ha ha!
384
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:28,330
( Dipper laughing )
385
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,700
Did you get
a good one?
386
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,370
They're all good ones!
387
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,070
Whoo-hoo!
hamster ball!
388
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:41,600
( Electrical crackling )
389
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,230
What the--?
390
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,070
Huh?
391
00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:48,670
Uh!
Mabel: what's wrong?
392
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,330
( Metallic clanking )
hmm.
393
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,500
Zeus:
careful, dude!
394
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,630
I've got this! Hold on!
395
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,700
Hey, guys!
Come check this out!
396
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,400
( All coughing )
397
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,200
Work them bellows
in the-- huh?!
398
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,300
Aw, banjo Polish!
399
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,130
Wha-- you?
400
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,000
You made this?
401
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,070
Wha--why?
402
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,470
Well, i--
403
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:19,670
I, uh...
404
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:23,430
I just wanted attention!
405
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,270
I still don't understand.
406
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,770
Well, first I just
hootenannied up
407
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,700
a bio-mechanical
brain wave generator,
408
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,070
and then I learned to operate
a stick shift with my beard.
409
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:34,230
Okay, yeah,
but why did you do it?
410
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,730
Well, when you get to be
an old fella like me,
411
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,030
nobody pays any attention
to you anymore.
412
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,770
My own son hasn't
visited me in months!
413
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,730
So I figured maybe
I'd catch his fancy
414
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:46,070
with a 15-ton
aquatic robot.
415
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,270
Wha-ha-ha-ha!
aha-ha-ha!
416
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,600
Aha-ha! aha-ha--
ahh...
417
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,500
In retrospect,
it seems a bit contrived.
418
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,430
You just don't know the lengths
us old-timers go through
419
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,530
for a little quality time
with our family.
420
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:03,530
( Both sigh )
Zeus: Dude.
421
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:06,500
I guess
the real lake monster
is you two. Heh heh.
422
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,530
Sorry, it just, like, boom,
just popped into my head here.
423
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:13,200
So...did you ever
talk to your son about
how you felt?
424
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,530
No, sir, I got to work
straight on the robot.
425
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,500
I made lots of robots
in my day.
426
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,670
Like when my wife left me
and I created a homicidal
pterodactyl-tron,
427
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,330
or when my pal Ernie didn't come
to my retirement party
428
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,470
and I constructed
an 80-ton shame-bot
429
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:28,770
that exploded
the entire downtown area!
430
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,300
Aha-ha-ha-ha!
431
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:34,370
Aha-- well, time to get back
to work on my death ray!
432
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,600
( Jackhammer, sawing,
drilling )
433
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,400
Any you kids
got a screwdriver?
434
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,530
Well, so much for
the photo contest.
435
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:43,470
We still have
one roll of film left.
436
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,770
What do you want
to do with it?
437
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,500
Ahh.
438
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,400
Dipper:
hey! over here!
439
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,630
What the-- kids?
440
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:59,070
I thought you two were off
playin' spin the bottle
with Zeus.
441
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:02,470
Well, we spent all day trying
to find a legendary dinosaur.
442
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:05,700
But we realized
the only dinosaur
we want to hang out with
443
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,400
is right here.
444
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,370
Save your sympathy!
445
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:11,200
I been having a great time
without ya--
446
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,570
makin' friends,
talkin' to my reflection--
447
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:15,300
I had a run-in with
the lake police!
448
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,630
Guess I gotta wear
this ankle bracelet now,
so that'll be fun.
449
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:21,430
So I guess there
isn't room in that boat
for three more?
450
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:28,500
You knuckleheads
ever seen me thread a hook
with my eyes closed?
451
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,670
Five bucks says
you can't do it.
You're on!
452
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,500
Five more bucks
says you can't do it
with your eyes closed
453
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,670
plus me singing at
the top of my lungs!
454
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,070
I like those odds!
455
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,500
Whoa! what happened
to your shirt?
Long story, dude.
456
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,130
All right.
Everybody get together,
say "fishing."
457
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,300
Fishing!
fishing!
458
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,330
Dude,
am I in the frame?
459
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,500
Whaa!
460
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,470
What was that?
Mm-mm.
461
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,070
Who wants to hear a joke?
Dipper: Not me.
462
00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:25,030
Huh huh! Yeah, you do!
Here it goes.
463
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:27,130
Why did the pelican
464
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,730
get kicked out
the restaurant?
465
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:31,070
I don't care.
466
00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:33,630
Because he had
a very big bill!
467
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:36,500
В™є la la la la в™є
yuk yuk yuk!
Ooh. Boo.
468
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,500
Blah blah bluh.
Bad joke. Bad pelican joke.
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