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Dipper: ah, summer break...
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You want cheese
woman: Sure, Hank.
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A time for leisure,
recreation,
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and takin' 'er easy...
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Unless you're me.
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Aaaah!!!
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( Screaming )
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( Creature growling )
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It's getting closer!
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( Growling )
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My name is Dipper.
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The girl about to puke
is my sister Mabel.
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You may be wondering what
we're doing in a golf cart
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fleeing from a creature
of unimaginable horror.
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Aaah!
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Loaahh!t!
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( Both screaming )
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Rest assured,
there's a perfectly
logical explanation.
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**
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Dipper: let's rewind.
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It all began
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when our parents decided
we could use some fresh air.
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They shipped us up north
to a sleepy town
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called gravity falls, Oregon,
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to stay at our great-uncle's
place in the woods.
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This attic is amazing!
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Check out all my splinters!
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Baaa!
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And there's
a goat on my bed.
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Hey, friend.
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Oh! yes, you can keep
chewing on my sweater.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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My sister tended to look
on the bright side of things.
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Yay! grass!
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But I was having a hard time
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getting used to
our new surroundings.
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Aaaah!
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Aha ha ha ha!
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And then was
our great-uncle Stan--
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that guy.
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Aha ha ha ha--
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( coughing, choking )
it was worth it.
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Our uncle had transformed
his house into a tourist trap
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he called the mystery shack.
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The real mystery was
why anyone came.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
behold--
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the sascrotch!
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Oh, my gosh!
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And guess who
had to work there.
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( Soh!s )
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No touching
the merchandise!
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It looked like it was gonna be
the same boring routine
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all summer,
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until one fateful day...
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He's looking at it.
He's looking at it!
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Uh...
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"Do you like me?
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"Yes. definitely.
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Absolutely"?
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I riggmabel,
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I know you're going through
your whole "boy crazy" phase,
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but I think you're
kind of overdoing it
with the "crazy" part.
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What?!
(blow raspberry)
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Come on, Dipper!
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This is our first summer
away from home.
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It's my big chance to have
an epic summer romance.
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Yeah, but do you need to flirt
with every guy you meet?
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My name is Mabel,
but you can call me
the girl of your dreams.
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I'm joking!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, my gosh,
you like turtles?
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I like turtles too.
What is happening here?
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Come one, come all,
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to the mattress prince's
kingdom of savings!
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(Whispers)
take me withaaah!
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Mock all you want, brother,
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but I got a good feeling
about this summer.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if the man of my dreams
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walked through that door
right now.
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( Belching )
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Oh! oh! Not good. Ow.
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Ha ha ha!
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All right,
look alive, people.
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I need someone to go
hammer up these signs in
the spooky part of the forest.
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Uh, also not it.
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Nobody asked you, Soos.
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I know, and I'm
comfortable with that.
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Wendy! I need you
to put up this sign!
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I would, but i--uhh--
can't--uhh--reach it.
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I'd fire all of you
if I could.
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All right, let's make it
eeny-meeny-miney--
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oh! what?
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Grunkle Stan,
whenever I'm in those woods
i feel like I'm being watched.
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I'm telling you,
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something weird is going on
in this town.
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Just today my mosquito bites
spelled out "beware."
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That says "bewarb."
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Look, kid, the whole
"monsters in the forest" thing
is just local legend
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drummed up by guys like me
to sell merch to guys like that.
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( Laughing )
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So quit being
so paranoid!
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( Sighs )
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( Wind whistling )
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Ugh. grunkle Stan.
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Nobody ever believes
anything I say.
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( Metalhuh?clank )
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( Clank clank )
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( Hinges creak )
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( Machinbaaa!hirring )
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What the---?
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"It's hard to believe
it's been six years
since I began studying
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the strange
and wondrous secrets
of gravity falls, Oregon."
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What is all this?
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"Unfortunately, my suspicions
have been confirmed.
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"I'm being watched.
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"I must hide this book
before he finds it.
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Remember, in gravity falls,
there is no one you can trust."
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No one you can trust...
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Aaah!!
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Whatcha readin'?
Some nerd thing?
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Uh--uh--it's nothing.
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"Uh-uh--it's nothing."
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( Laughs ) what? Are you
actually not gonna show me?
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Uh...
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Let's go somewhere private.
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It's amazing!
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Grunkle Stan said
i was being paranoid,
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but according to this book,
gravity falls has this
secret dark side.
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Whoa! shut up!
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And get this:
After a certain point,
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the pages just stop,
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like the guy who was writing it
mysteriously disappeared.
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Who's that?)
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Well, time to spill the beans.
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Broop. beans.
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This girl's got a date.
Whoo whoo!
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Let me get this straight.
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In the half hour I was gone
you already found a boyfriend?
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What can I say?
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I guess I'm just
irresistible!
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( Dooh!ell )
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Coming!
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What you readin' there,
slioh!
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I was just catchin' up on,
uh...
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"Gold chains for old men
that's a good issue.
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Mabel: hey, family!
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Say hello to
my new boyfriend!
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'Sup?
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How's it hangin'.
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We met at the cemetery.
He's really deep.
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Ooh! little muscle there.
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What--
what a surprise.
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So what's your name?
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Uh...normal...man!
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He means "Norman."
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Are you bleeding, Norman?
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It's jam.
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Oh! I love jam!
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Look at this!
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So, you wanna go hold hands
or...Whatever?
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Oh! oh, my goodness.
( Giggling )
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Don't wait up!
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( Crash,
glass breaking )
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Dipper:
there was something about
Norman that wasn't right.
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I decided to consult
the journal...
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"Known for their pale skin
and bad attitudes,
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"these creatures
are often mistaken for...
Teenagers?!
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"Beware gravity falls's
nefarious...
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( Gasps )
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( Thunder crashes )
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'Sup?
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...zombie!"
( echoing)
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Did somebody say "cromby"?
What is that, "cromby"?
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It's not even a word.
You're losin' your mind.
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( Grunting )
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( Grunting )
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I like you.
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Oh, no! Mabel!
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No! no, Mabel!
Watuhh!Ut!
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Aaaah!
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Uhh.
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Daisies?
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You scallywag!
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Is my sister really
dating a zombie,
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or am I just going nuts?
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It's a dilemma,
to be sure.
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I couldn't help but overhear you
talking aloud to yourself
in this empty room.
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Soos, you've seen
Mabel's boyfriend.
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He's gotta be
a zombie, right?
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Hmm. how many brains
did you see the guy eat?
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Look, dude, I believe you.
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I'm always noticing
weird stuff in this town.
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Like the mailman? Pretty sure
that dude's a werewolf.
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But you gotta have evidence.
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Otherwise people are gonna think
you're a major league
cuckoo clock.
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As always, Soos,
you're right.
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My wisdom is both a blessing
and a curse.
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Stan: Soos!
The portable toilets
are clogged again!
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I am needed elsewhere.
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My sister could be in trouble.
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It was time to get
some evidence.
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( Zombie-like grunting )
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Aaauuggh!
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( Grunting )
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( Crash,
woman screams )
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( Both laughing )
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Aaah!
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Aauggh!
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( Both laughing)
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I'd seen enough.
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Mabel, we've gotta
talk about Norman.
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Isn't he the best?
Check out this giant
smooch Mark he gave me!
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Ha ha!
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Gullible. it was just
an accident with
the leaf blower.
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( Lkissing practice!G )
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Mmm...mmm...
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Aah! turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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No! Mabel, listen.
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I'm trying to tell you
that Norman is not
what he seems!
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( Gasps ) you think
he might be a vampire?
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That would be so awesome!
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Guess again, sister.
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Saaah!m!
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Oh, wait. I'm--
I'm sorry.
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A zombie?
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That is not funny,
Dipper.
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I'm not joking!
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It all adds up:
The bleeding, the limp--
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he never blinks!
Have you noticed that?
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Maybe he's blinking
when you're blinking.
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Mabel, remember
what the book said
about gravity falls?
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"Trust no one"!
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What about me, huh?
Why can't you trust me?
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Bemabel!!
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He's gonna
eat your brain!
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Dipper, listen to me.
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Norman and I are going
on a date at five o'clock,
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and I'm gonna be adorable,
and he's gonna be dreamy.
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And I'm not gonna
let you ruin it-but--
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with one of your
crazy conspiracies!
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Ohh. what am I gonna do?
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( Clock owl hoots,
doorbell rings )
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Coming!
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Hey, Norman.
How do I look?
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Shiny!
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You always know what to say!
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Soos is right.
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I don't have any real evidence.
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I guess I can be kind of
paranoid sometimes, and--
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wait! what?!
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Aaah! I was right!
Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god! Grunkle Stan!
Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!
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And here we have
"rock that looks
like a face" rock--
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the rock that
looks like a face.
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No, it looks like a face.
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It's a rock
that looks like a face!
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( Panting ) over here!
Grunkle Stan!
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00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,084
For the fifth time,
it's not an actual face!
258
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,152
Grrrr!!!
259
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,090
Finally, we're alone.
260
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,126
Yes... alone.
261
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,095
Stan! Stan!
262
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,596
Wendy! Wendy!
263
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:14,802
I need to
borrow the golf cart so I can
save my sister from a zombie!
264
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:18,839
Try not to hit
any pedestrians.
265
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,174
( Tires screeching,
reverse gear alarm beeping )
266
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,976
Dude, it's me, Soos.
267
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,178
Thanks. for the zombies.
268
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,948
And this is in case
you see a piг‘ata.
269
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,117
Uh...thanks?
270
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,219
Better safe than sorry!
271
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,988
(Grunts) mable,
272
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,157
now that we've gotten
to know each other,
273
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,325
there's...(exhales)...
274
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,795
There's something
i should tell you.
275
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,564
Oh, Norman!
You can tell me anything!
276
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,867
( Thinking ):
Please be a vampire,
please be a vampire.
277
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,302
All right, just--
just don't freak out, okay?
278
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,972
Just--just keep an open mind.
Be cool.
279
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,313
Is this weird?
Is this too weird?
280
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,082
You need to sit down?
281
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,084
R-right. I'll explain.
282
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:08,155
So, we're gnomes, first off,
get that one out of the way.
283
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,023
I'm Jeff,
284
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,592
and here we have
Carson, Steve,
285
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,227
Jason and--
286
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,129
I'm sorry,
i always forget your name.
287
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,831
Shmebulock.
288
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,200
Shmebulock. yes!
289
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,135
Anyways,
long story short,
290
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:26,039
us gnomes have been
lookin' for a new queen.
Right, guys?
291
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,042
All:
queen! queen!
292
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,078
Heh! so whaddya say?
293
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,117
Will you join us
in holy matri-gnome-y?
294
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,986
Matri-- matri-- mony?
295
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,854
Bleahh!
can't talk today.
296
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,223
(Inhales) look...
297
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,126
I'm sorry, guys,
you're really sweet,
298
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,329
but I'm a girl
and you're gnomes
299
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,631
and it's like, "what?!"
300
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,967
Yikes.
301
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:58,205
We understand.
We'll never forget you,
Mabel.
302
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,140
Because we're gonna
kidnaphuh?!
303
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,209
( Gnomes roar,
Mabel screams )
304
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,014
Dipper: don't worry, Mabel!
I'll save you from that zombie!
305
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,615
Mabel: help!!!!
306
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,317
Hold on!
307
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,157
The more you struggle,
the more awkward this is
gonna be for everybody.
308
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,027
Just--ha ha!--Okay,
just get her arm there,
Steve.
309
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,195
Aah! let go of me!
310
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,365
Uhh--
311
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,170
what the heck
is goin' on here?!
312
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,905
( Haah!s )
313
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,374
Dipper! Norman turned out
to be a bunch of gnomes!
314
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,176
And they're total jerks!
315
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,077
Uhh! hair! Hair!
316
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:41,048
Gnomes? huh.
I was way off.
317
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,917
"Gnomes. little men
of the gravity falls forest.
318
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,318
"Weaknesses:" unknown.
319
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,254
Oh, come on!
320
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,322
Hey! hey!
Let go of my sister!
321
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,259
Oh! ha ha. Hey there!
Um, ya know,
322
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,262
this is all really just
a big misunderstanding,
ya see?
323
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,930
Your sister's not in danger--
324
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,365
she's just marrying
all one thousand of us
325
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,201
and become our gnome queen
for all eternity.
326
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,335
Isn't that right, honey?
327
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,072
You guys are butt-faces!
328
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,240
Give her back right now,
or else!
329
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,376
You think you can
stop us, boy?
330
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,345
You have no idea what
we're capable of.
331
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,148
The gnomes are
a powerful race!
332
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,217
Do not trifle with the--
333
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,952
aaaah!
334
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,388
( Yells )
335
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,490
He's getting away
with our queen!
336
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,958
No, no, no!!!
337
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:25,925
Seat belt.
338
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,364
You've messed with
the wrong creatures, boy.
339
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,268
Gnomes of the forest...
Assemble!
340
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,249
Hurry! before they
come after us!
341
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,250
I wouldn't worry about it.
342
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,353
You see their little legs?
Suckers are tiny.
343
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,388
( Loud stomping
in distance )
344
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,426
Dang.
345
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,197
All right, teamwork, guys!
Like we practiced.
346
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,333
( Roaring )
347
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,400
Move. move!
348
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,369
( Roaring )
349
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,175
Jeff gnome:
Comit's getting closer!N!
350
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,776
( Roeh!ng )
351
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,578
Yahh!
352
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,982
( Evil laugh )
353
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,418
Brahh!!
354
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,587
(Shmebulock!)
355
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,291
( Screeching )
356
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,425
I'll save you, Dipper!
357
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,362
Uh! ow! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
358
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,363
Uh!!!
359
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,298
( Groans )
360
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,400
Don't mention it.
361
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,337
Yahh!
362
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,174
Look out!
363
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,342
( Both screaming )
364
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,183
( Both groaning )
365
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,119
Stay back, man!
366
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,354
( Roaring )
367
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,589
( Screaming )
368
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,557
Where's grunkle Stan?
369
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,426
Behold!
370
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,129
The world's most
distracting object!
371
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,431
Just try to look away--
you can't!
372
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,335
I can't even remember
what I was talkin' about.
373
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,604
Jeff gnome:
It's the end of
the line, kids.
374
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,407
Mabel, marry us before
we do something crazy!
375
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,475
There's gotta be
a way out of this!
376
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,412
I gowhat?! It.
377
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,480
Mabel, don't do this!
Are you crazy?
378
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,449
Trwhat?!.
379
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,619
Dipper, just this once...
Trust me.
380
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:40,260
All right, Jeff,
i'llhot dog!Ou.
381
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,230
Help me down there, Jason.
Thanks. Andy, left foot,
382
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,632
there we go,
watch those fingers, Mike.
383
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,402
Ehh? ehh?
384
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,373
Bada-bing, bada-bam!
385
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,375
Now let's get you back
into the forest, honey!
386
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,377
You may now kiss the bride.
387
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,480
Well, uh,
don't mind if I do.
388
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,652
( Blaah!g )
389
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,488
Hey, wait a minute!
Ahh-aahh--
390
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,359
whoa! whoa!
W-what's going on?
391
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,526
Aah! aaah!
392
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,396
That's for lying to me!
393
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,365
That's for breaking my heart!
394
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,866
Ow! my face!
395
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,603
And th is for
messing with my brother!
396
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,605
Wanna do thon three.
397
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,574
One, two, three!
398
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,546
I'll...get you back
for this!!!!!
399
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,347
( All screaming )
400
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,416
Who's giving orders?
I need orders!
401
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,286
My ( blowing )red!
402
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,620
Anyone else wants some?
403
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,589
( Blowing )
404
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,893
( Whimpering )
405
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,295
Baaaa!
406
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,565
Hey, Dipper. I, um,
407
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,701
I'm sorry for
ignoring your advice.
408
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,903
You really were just
looking out for me.
409
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,507
Oh, don't be like that.
You saved our butts back there.
410
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,709
I guess I'm just sad
that my first boyfriend
411
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,677
turned out to be
a bunch of gnomes.
412
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:08,181
Look on the bright side--
maybe the next one
will be a vampire.
413
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,483
( Laughs )
you're just saying that.
414
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,452
Awkward sibling hug?
415
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,321
Awkward sibling hug.
416
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,456
Pat pat.
417
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,525
( Entry bell rings )
418
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,328
Sheesh! you two get hit
by a bus or somethin'?
419
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,362
Aha!
420
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,599
Uh, hey!
421
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,268
W-wouldn't you know it?
422
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,703
Um, I accidentally
overstocked some inventory,
423
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:34,541
so how's about each of you
take one item from the gift shop
on the house?
424
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,476
What's the catch?
425
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,347
The catch is do it
before I change my mind.
Now take something.
426
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,482
Oooh! hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
427
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,420
Hmm. that oughta
do the trick.
428
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,423
And I will have a...
429
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,359
Grappling hook!
430
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:56,396
Wouldn't you rather have
a doll or something?
431
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,534
Grfair enough.!
432
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,536
( Laughing )
433
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,574
"This journal told me there was
no one in gravity falls
434
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,509
"i could trust.
435
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,344
"But when you battle
a hundred gnomes
436
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,512
"side-by-side with someone,
437
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,516
you realize that they've
probably always got your back."
438
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,518
Hey, Mabel,
could you get the light?
439
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,652
I'm on it.
440
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,622
It worked!
441
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,525
These grappling hooks...
442
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,794
Dipper: our uncle told us
there was nothing strange
about this town.
443
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,263
But who knows
what other secrets
444
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,332
are waiting to be unlocked?
445
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,766
( Beeping )
446
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,614
Aaah!
447
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,549
Bleahh...
448
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,017
Eahhh....
449
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,685
Eahhhh...
450
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,687
Eahhh....
451
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,689
Eahhhh...
452
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,558
Eahhh....
453
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,427
Eahhhh...
454
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,362
Eahhh....
455
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,730
Eahhhh...
456
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,698
Eahhh....
457
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,567
Eahhhh...
458
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,701
Eahhh....
459
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:09,736
Eahhhh.
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