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- Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving.
ALL: Shh.
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What, are we keeping Thanksgiving
a secret this year?
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No, we're playing this game
I learned at work.
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You have to name all the states
in six minutes.
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What? That's, like, insanely easy.
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No, it's harder than it sounds.
You always forget at least one.
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Or in some cases, 14.
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It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing
against other people...
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...so technically, I didn't lose.
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You forgot 14 states?
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Nobody cares about the Dakotas.
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[WATCH BEEPS]
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Oh, okay, time's up.
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All right, I got 48.
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Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs?
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Oh, I got tired of naming states,
so I decided to list the types of celery.
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And I have one, regular celery.
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Okay, so Rachel's got 48
and Phoebe has the lead in...
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...vegetables. Joey?
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Say hello to the new champ
of Chandler's dumb states game.
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- Wow, how many you got?
- Fifty-six.
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Hey, how is New England not a state?
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Huh? They have a sports team.
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Does South Oregon have a sports team?
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There you go.
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How come we have
one extra place setting?
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- Because you invited your assistant.
- Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming.
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His girlfriend came into town,
so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
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Oh, why didn't you tell me?
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I made him his own individual
sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
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Oh, well, I was going to,
but then I figured, you know...
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...your food is so delicious
and perfect...
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...you can never have too many
of those pumpkin things.
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You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that
because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do.
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Regular celery.
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Oh, I already have that.
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Done, with time to spare.
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- Ooh, this may be a new world's record.
- You know, I hate to lecture you guys...
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...but it's kind of disgraceful that
a group of well-educated adults...
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...and Joey, can't name all the states.
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You ever see a map or one of those
round colorful things called a globe?
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Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.
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- What? That's impossible.
JOEY: Forty-six.
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Well, who's well-educated now,
Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?
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I'm out of oven space.
I'm gonna go turn on Joey's.
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Please, watch him.
Do not let Joey eat any of the food.
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I am only one man.
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[WATCH BEEPS]
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- Okay, time is up.
- Give me another minute.
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Ross, if you don't know them by now,
you will never know them, okay?
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That is the beauty of this game.
It makes you want to kill yourself.
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This is crazy. I can do this.
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All right, uh, I bet I can get
all 50, uh, before dinner.
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Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.
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You're on.
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All right, don't look at my list, because
there's a lot on there that you don't have.
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Hey, did you guys know
your oven doesn't work?
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But the drawer full of takeout menus
is okay, right?
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- Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?
- Shh.
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Chandler, give me a hand.
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Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any
maps or the globe in your apartment.
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Don't worry, Chandler.
It's not a globe of the United States.
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Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out
and take a walk.
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Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
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- Oh, it's not.
- Seriously, it's moving.
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- What the hell's in there?
- It's just my knitting. That's all.
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Yes, I knit this.
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I'm very good.
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Ross' apartment is nice.
Why don't we hang out here more often?
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I don't know.
Maybe because it smells weird.
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It's like old pumpkins or something.
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- That's my pie.
- Which smells delicious.
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- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- What?
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We left Joey alone with the food.
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Yep, yep, I knew it.
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There he is...
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...feeding stuffing to a dog.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hi, Geller-Bing residence.
How can I help?
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Phoebe, why is there a dog
in our apartment?
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I'm sorry, who's this?
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Phoebe, there's a dog
sitting on my couch.
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Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue.
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- No, there's no dog here.
- There is.
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He's black and white and shaggy.
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He's sitting next to Rachel
and licking Rachel's hand.
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Oh, my God. Where are you?
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I'll be right there.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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They're here already?
How are they doing this?
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Hi, Tag.
What are you doing here?
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I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend
Thanksgiving with you was still good.
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Well, sure. Come in.
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Well, what happened
to your girlfriend?
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We, uh, kind of broke up this morning.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
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Ohio, thank you.
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Huh. Where's the dog?
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What dog? There's no dog here.
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Yeah, that dog left.
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Phoebe.
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Phoebe, open up.
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PHOEBE:
There's no dog in here.
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[DOG BARKS]
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Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.
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PHOEBE:
No, that's just me coughing.
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[PHOEBE COUGHS]
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[DOG BARKS]
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Oh, good. There you are.
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Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
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What is it doing here?
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I'm watching it for friends
who went out of town.
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Wait.
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Hello, my name is Klunkers.
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May I please stay
with you nice people?
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Oh, I wish he could stay here,
but Chandler's allergic.
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Extremely allergic, okay?
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If I am anywhere near a dog
for more than five minutes...
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...my throat will just close up.
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That's odd, because this dog's
been living here for the past three days.
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[HOARSE]
Really?
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If the dog has been here that long...
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...and you haven't had a reaction,
maybe you're not allergic to this dog.
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Well, it still has to go, right?
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MONICA & PHOEBE:
Why?
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- Okay, it's, um...
- Don't do it.
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- Don't do what?
- I have to.
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Okay? It's time.
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Okay, I hate dogs.
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ROSS & RACHEL: What?
PHOEBE: That's crazy. Why?
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Told you.
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They are needy...
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...they are jumpy, and you can't tell
what they are thinking...
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...and that scares me a little bit.
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You're right. They are scary. Aah!
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She just ate a treat out of my hand!
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Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs?
I mean, not even puppies?
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Is there a puppy here?
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- You don't like puppies?
- Okay, you are new.
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Look, Chandler, I told you.
Never tell anyone about this dog thing.
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It's like Ross not liking ice cream.
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- You don't like ice cream?
- It's too cold.
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Okay, it's just that dogs make me
a little uncomfortable.
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Hurts my teeth.
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I don't wanna say this.
I don't want you guys to hate me...
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...but, uh, I don't think I can be
around that dog anymore, okay?
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So either the dog goes or I go. Huh.
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Oh, my God.
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How can I not get this?
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I'm a college professor.
I got 1450 on my SATs.
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Twelve fifty.
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Damn, I forgot you were here.
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All right.
We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'.
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We'll be back in a minute.
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Oh, wait, before you go,
can I ask a question?
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Um, when a guy breaks up
with his girlfriend...
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...what is an appropriate amount of time
to wait before you make a move?
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Oh, I'd say about a month.
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- Really? I'd say three to four.
- Half-hour.
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Interesting.
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When it's your assistant,
I would say never.
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All right, Rach, the big question is,
does he like you?
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Right? Because if he doesn't like you,
this is all a moo point.
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Huh. A "moo" point?
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Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.
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It just doesn't matter.
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It's "moo."
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Have I been living with him for too long,
or did that all just make sense?
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Please don't listen to Joey.
Okay? Would you look at him?
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He's obviously depressed.
He's away from his family.
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He's spending Thanksgiving
with strangers.
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What he needs right now
is for you to be his friend.
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Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you.
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- Okay, that's what I'm going to do.
- Fine, take their advice.
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No one ever listens to me.
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When the package is this pretty,
no one cares what's inside.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How you holding up?
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- Not bad.
- Yeah?
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- I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
- Thanks.
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- Were you guys together a long time?
- A year, on and off.
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I thought we'd end up together.
I don't anymore.
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- Now that she broke up with you.
- Yeah.
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- Hmm.
- It's weird.
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I always used to assume that I would meet
someone and fall in love and be happy.
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That all that was just a given.
Well, lately, it's like, what if it's not?
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Do you ever have that feeling?
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No.
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Yeah.
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All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying.
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But, you know, then I figure
it has to work out.
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Why?
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Because it has to.
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- You have all the answers, don't you?
- Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.
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- Hey, thanks for talking to me.
- Come on, what are bosses for?
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Hug it out.
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All right, he likes you back.
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Huh? Told you you should go for it.
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What?
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Street noise drown any of that out?
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No? All right, I'll see you later.
Ha, ha. Okay.
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What did Joey say? I like you back?
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Uh, yeah... You know, well, see, he...
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Joey knows that I'm very insecure
about my back.
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And... And you were hugging me...
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...so obviously you are not
repulsed by it. Yeah. Heh.
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Wait a minute,
that doesn't make any sense.
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No?
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[SIGHS]
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All right, here's the truth. Ahem.
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Joey said what he said because, um...
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...I'm attracted to you.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, I admit it.
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I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know
that's crazy because we work together...
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...and nothing could ever happen.
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And the last thing I wanted to do
was freak you out...
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...or make you feel uncomfortable.
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Which is why it would be really great
if you said something right about now.
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Oh, my God.
Those guys are stealing my car.
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- What?
- Right there. That's my car.
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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- Hey!
- Okay, that's gonna take a minute.
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Do you have anything else
you wanna get off your chest?
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I can't believe this.
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Wait, we still have time to talk,
and they're not even in the car yet.
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Oh, look, there they go. Okay.
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Okay, Phoebe.
We should probably go back now.
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Please, don't leave me. I'll be lonely.
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Stop it. Stop.
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- Okay, let's go. We can be strong.
- Yeah, okay.
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[DOG WHINES]
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Oh, my God, did you hear that?
She said "Monica."
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Oh, I can't leave her.
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If you want, we could sneak the dog
back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
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That's not gonna work.
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I had that dog there for three days
and Chandler had no idea.
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He's not so smart.
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Hey. I didn't know either.
239
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:22,944
Yeah, but you kind of knew that
something was going on, didn't you?
240
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,904
Yeah, I knew. Heh.
241
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,078
Where's Chandler?
242
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,915
- Here I am.
- Wash your hands.
243
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,878
How did you know?
244
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,092
Hey, what's she doing back here?
245
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,220
Relax, Ross.
She's not made of ice cream.
246
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,267
Hey, look, Phoebe.
I, uh, laid out the states geographically.
247
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,852
No, no, we don't have time for this.
248
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,812
We have to keep Chandler
away from my room.
249
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,147
Yeah, but, look what I...
250
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,941
See, this is exactly
what we do not have time for.
251
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,866
- Where's Monica?
- Uh, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in.
252
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,326
Why not?
253
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,661
[DOG WHINING]
254
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,830
Monica's crying.
255
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:21,169
She's very upset
about this whole Klunkers thing.
256
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,505
- Well, I should go in there.
- No, no.
257
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,217
No, she doesn't want to see you
right now.
258
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,388
- Why not?
- Because you sent away the dog.
259
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,892
- That's ridiculous.
- Oh, is it? Is it?
260
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:42,690
Look, when Monica and I were kids,
we had a dog named Rover.
261
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,778
And, um, one day, my dad decides
he doesn't like dogs.
262
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,949
So Monica and her friend... Phyllis...
263
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,286
...take away the dog, and that was
the last time we ever saw him.
264
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,957
Don't you see? This is just like that...
265
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:03,002
...only with a few details changed.
266
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,591
Okay, I'm in my sweatpants.
267
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,134
Bring on the food.
268
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,140
- What's the matter?
- Monica's all upset...
269
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,685
...because I sent Klunkers away.
270
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,104
So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero.
271
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,066
Yeah, I could be a hero.
I could do that. I could... I could do...
272
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,527
What if it...? What if it attacks me?
273
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,780
Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
274
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,076
And that doesn't scare you?
275
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,956
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
276
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,833
Ross, you need some help?
277
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,334
From you?
278
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,794
[CHUCKLES]
279
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,629
Yes, please.
280
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,008
[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
281
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,554
First of all, Utah?
282
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,473
Dude, you can't just make stuff up.
283
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,190
I hate America.
284
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,944
When I finish this game,
I swear I am moving.
285
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,158
- Hey. Tag still talking to the police?
- Yeah.
286
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,910
Ugh, damn it. Why did I open my mouth?
287
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,830
"I have a crush on you.
I'm attracted to you."
288
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,207
I know that I freaked him out.
289
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,002
If you said it like that,
you probably did, yeah.
290
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,547
Hey, is Chandler here?
291
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,133
Uh, no, no, he went for a walk.
292
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,802
Okay, well, you cannot tell him,
but look who's back.
293
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,304
[BARKS]
294
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,265
- Hi.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
295
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,893
He went over to Ross'
to bring the dog back here.
296
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,896
Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there.
297
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,899
You think?
298
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,446
Hi, honey.
299
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,699
Please, please, please,
don't be mad at me.
300
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,868
- What? Why would...?
- Shh. Wait and see.
301
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,370
Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
302
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,084
Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to
bring back Klunkers, you know, for you...
303
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,838
...and, ahem, I left the door open,
and she must've gotten out.
304
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,593
And I looked everywhere, all over
the apartment, including the roof.
305
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,764
Which, FYI, Ross,
one of your neighbors, growing weed.
306
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,059
I couldn't find him...
307
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:27,230
...and I am so, so, so sorry.
308
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:32,026
But I do know where we can all go
ease the pain.
309
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,823
We have good news. Look who's back.
310
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,574
Hi.
311
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,827
Klunkers. Oh, my God.
312
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:46,624
- That's right. She came back all by herself.
- It's a Thanksgiving miracle.
313
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,878
It is so good to see you.
314
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,214
Yeah, she came all the way back
from Ross' building.
315
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,175
Oh, the things she must've seen.
316
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,553
Then she climbed up the fire escape...
317
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,430
...and she tapped on the window
with her teeny little paw...
318
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,516
...and we ran to let her in.
319
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,270
I went too far, didn't I?
320
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,189
When should I have stopped?
321
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:20,116
Okay, maybe this is so hard
because there aren't 50 states.
322
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,413
Let me tell you something.
I have 49 states.
323
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,707
Now, there are no more.
324
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,003
Now, I think I should be able
to eat something.
325
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,213
It's up to you.
326
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,716
[SQUEALS]
327
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,888
- Oh, hi. How are you doing?
- I'm okay.
328
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,099
I gotta go down to the police station
and look at mug shots.
329
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,437
- Thanks for having me over, you guys.
- Tag, you're going? Uh...
330
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,023
We didn't, uh, get a chance to talk.
331
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,650
So where did you say you're from again?
332
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,320
- Colorado.
- Ah, what good are you?
333
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,496
Look, um, I think we should talk about
what happened on the terrace.
334
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,081
- Okay.
- Uh...
335
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,000
I never should've said what I said.
336
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,211
You know what?
It just doesn't matter how I feel.
337
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,465
We work together, so nothing could really
ever happen between us.
338
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:22,595
What I would love is just to go to work
on Monday and never talk about this again.
339
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,264
Okay? Big day, Monday. Lots to do.
340
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,807
[CHUCKLES]
341
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,309
So we okay?
342
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,686
Um, I'm not.
343
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,232
- Oh, God, I knew it. I freaked you out.
- No, you didn't.
344
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,609
The only thing that freaked me out
was you saying...
345
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,694
...that nothing could happen between us.
346
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,031
- Really?
- Yeah.
347
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,409
So please don't fire me
for doing this.
348
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,673
Okay, well, that's one less thing
we have to do on Monday.
349
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,638
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
350
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,654
Delaware.
351
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,116
[SOBS]
352
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,867
Delaware.
353
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,621
- All right.
- I want my turkey now.
354
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,707
You got it.
355
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,006
You got Nevada twice.
356
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,468
- I know.
- Yeah.
357
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,602
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