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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:05,900 God almighty, I don't know what the world's coming to. 2 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:07,780 Bloody perverts. 3 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:09,580 You're overreacting, Da. 4 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:13,180 Overreacting? That lad's got no trousers on, for Christ sake. 5 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:15,380 He has a great set of pins on him, doesn't he? 6 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:18,100 For God's sake will you close that window, we're foundered here. 7 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:20,660 I need aired, Mary. I've five layers on me. 8 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:24,220 Five layers? What are you trying to do? Change race? 9 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:26,460 Give us a going over with the hairdryer, will you? 10 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:28,780 Indeed I will not. I've enough to be at. Why do they keep 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,260 touching themselves? Because they're artists, Granda. 12 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,700 Dirty English bastards is what they are. No offence son. 13 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,580 TV: SDLP leader John Hume has again called for 14 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,060 cross party peace talks... 15 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:42,020 John's really dying for peace, like, isn't he? 16 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:45,820 It's all he ever goes on about. I hope it works out for him. 17 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:48,460 Aye, I sort of hope it works out for all of us, Sarah. 18 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,700 Come on, girls, tome to hit the road here. You've been 19 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:53,100 roped into going too then, son? Roped in? Hardly. 20 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,380 He's riding Gary Barlow. 21 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:57,460 I am not! I just respect him as a songwriter, that's all. 22 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,300 Aye, dead on, James, so you do. Will we need our passports, Gerry? 23 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:02,540 For Belfast? I don't think so, love. Belfast! Are we not 24 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:05,100 a wee bit early, Daddy? It's a two hour drive with traffic, love. 25 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:07,780 This thing's in Belfast?! But it's eight hours till the doors open. 26 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,380 Aye, we're cutting it fine all right. Belfast! Sure, why don't you 27 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:12,660 just sell the wains into white slavery and be done with it? 28 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:15,620 Gerry'll be with them, Da. That's worse! Sure, they hate 29 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,420 his kind there. My kind? Pricks. 30 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:20,180 That is enough! They're going to the concert, Da. 31 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,900 That's the end of the matter. TV: And, finally, panic 32 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:26,660 at Belfast Zoo today when a polar bear escaped from its enclosure. 33 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,380 The RUC have launched a widespread search 34 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:32,300 and have warned residents in the local area to be extra vigilant. 35 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:35,180 Now will you see sense? Aye, Granda, cos an escaped polar bear's 36 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,740 going to track us down and kill us. 37 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:39,380 As if Mammy's bothered about that. 38 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:41,340 # Sure, so sure 39 00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:43,380 # Ooh! 40 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,660 # Sure, so sure... # 41 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,260 Wise up, Mammy! As if a polar bear's going to rock up 42 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:51,540 at a Take That concert! He wouldn't get a ticket, for a start. 43 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:54,460 They sold out months ago. You'd be surprised, girls. 44 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,660 Aye, thon boys would get in where draughts wouldn't. 45 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,660 Sure, the concert's nowhere near the zoo. 46 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,660 But he's not in the zoo anymore, is he, simple Simon? 47 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,580 He's sauntering about Belfast without a care in the world. 48 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:07,100 Aye, keep up, Gerry. What I'm saying is, it would be quite 49 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:09,740 a lot of ground for him to cover. They're quick on their feet 50 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:12,380 when they want to be, love. Or someone might give him a lift. 51 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:14,580 Whose side are you on, Orla? Come on, Mary. 52 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,500 If you don't let Erin go, our Mas won't let us go. 53 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:19,260 Well, neither they should! And I'll be ringing them to say as much. 54 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,260 Brilliant! I hate my life. 55 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,100 Look, girls, I know how much you were all looking forward 56 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:27,140 to seeing This n' That. TAKE That! But there'll be other concerts. 57 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,900 No, there won't! The fact that this one's happening is a miracle. 58 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,380 Nobody good ever comes here cos we keep killing each other! 59 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,940 And now we're overrun with polar bears. Where will it end? 60 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,660 SERIOUSLY! 61 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,460 Well, I'm not letting the fat, furry fuck ruin 62 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,020 the biggest day of my life. What can we do? 63 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:47,060 Listen, girls, I've never told anyone this before but sometimes 64 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:51,620 when Robbie's being interviewed, it's like he's sending me messages 65 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:55,660 through the TV, you know, telepathically or whatever. 66 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,500 It's like he's telling me we're going to be together. 67 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:02,820 Aye, maybe don't that to anyone again, Michelle. Ever. 68 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:05,580 Look, this is too important. I'm going to that concert. 69 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:08,820 I'm not afraid of a fucking polar bear! Me either! Nor me. Bastard! 70 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:11,940 I'll kill it with my own two hands if I have to. Bring it on! 71 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:15,380 OK, we seem to have gone down a weird road here, people. 72 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,020 I think we've got a bit confused. 73 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:19,260 We don't have to fight a polar bear. 74 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,820 And, if we did, I wouldn't really fancy our chances 75 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:24,380 because, well, they're massive. But there's five of us so... 76 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,660 The point is the polar bear's not the one stopping us 77 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,380 going to the concert. It's our mothers. 78 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,460 And we'll never get them to change their minds. 79 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:34,100 We're not gonna try to change their minds. 80 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,140 We're going to do something else. What? 81 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:39,460 Lie our holes off. 82 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,740 # I've got the key 83 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,820 # I've got the secret 84 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:44,540 # I've got the key to... # 85 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:46,300 We're going to get caught. I just know it. 86 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:48,580 We're not going to get caught, Clare. Because, as far as 87 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,060 our Mas are concerned, me, you and James are at Erin's house, 88 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,980 and Erin and Orla are round mine. But we're not round yours, Michelle. 89 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:55,420 We're on a bus to Belfast. 90 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:58,500 I can't, I cannot explain it to her again, I'm going to scream. 91 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:01,540 What's in the suitcase, Michelle? Vodka. 92 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:05,420 You've brought an entire suitcase full of vodka? No. 93 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,980 There's some mixers as well. I'm not a savage. 94 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:10,060 You can mix vodka with cider, right? 95 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:13,380 God I'm boiling. Is it any wonder, Clare? What are you wearing? 96 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,020 Yeah, you look like a fucking provo. 97 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:17,860 I don't want anyone recognising me, OK? Nobody's going to 98 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:21,020 recognise you, Clare. Clare Devlin? Is that you? Jesus Christ. 99 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,060 Relax, Clare. It's the weekend. 100 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,420 She has no authority over us at the weekend. 101 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,100 She has no right to question us, 102 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,660 and, if she tries to, I'll tell her as much. 103 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:32,300 Morning, girls. Morning, Sister Michael. 104 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,820 What takes you to Belfast? 105 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,780 I'm not really sure that's... Speak up. 106 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:41,220 I'm not really sure that's any of your business. 107 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:46,260 I'm going to assume that was an ill-judged attempt 108 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,420 at humour, Miss Quinn. Yes. 109 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,460 Now answer the question. 110 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,900 We're going to the museum. Which museum? The Ulster museum. 111 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:55,700 What for? A project, a history project. What about? 112 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,020 Ulster? 113 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:58,820 Hm. 114 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:01,540 {\an1}MUSIC: "Better The Devil You Know" by Steps 115 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,700 # Better the devil you know 116 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,820 # Better the devil you know 117 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,300 # Oh, oh, oh... # 118 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:17,820 A history project! 119 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:21,020 This web of lies we're spinning is getting out of control now, girls. 120 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,300 It's grand, Clare. I think she bought it. 121 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:26,100 Of course she didn't buy it. She's onto us. I'm telling you. 122 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,540 My God, I'm sweltered here. Then take it off. 123 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:31,260 I can't take it off. I've nothing underneath it. What, not even a bra? 124 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,420 Jesus, Clare! You've no bra on? Of course I've got a bra on. 125 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:37,140 I haven't got a bra on. Can everyone please stop saying "bra." 126 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:40,340 But I can hardly parade about in just my bra. I'm not Madonna. 127 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,580 Isn't that the truth. What's she doing now? 128 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,180 Reading her book. 129 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,700 Now she's looking at the woman beside her. 130 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:51,260 Now she's getting up. 131 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,020 Now she's coming this way. 132 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:55,300 Now she's standing right in front of us. 133 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:57,620 What is he doing? Now she's asking me. Stop talking, James. 134 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,460 I want to sit here. What? Why? 135 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,860 Well, you're just such wonderful company, girls, what with 136 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,180 your stimulating conversation and your razor sharp wit. 137 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:06,500 Really? No, not really. The woman next to me is eating 138 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,380 an egg and onion sandwich and the smell of it 139 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:09,860 is enough to turn an orange march. 140 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:12,260 Christ, but this is heavy. Sister, no, let me. 141 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,900 What have you got in here, girls? It's not ours! 142 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:16,300 Not yours? 143 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,660 We've never see it before in our lives. Have we, girls? 144 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,220 Never. Nope. 145 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:26,860 Excuse me, everyone! Can I have your attention, please? 146 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:29,340 Does anyone own this red suitcase? 147 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:31,140 ALL: No. Now, let me be clear, 148 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:33,820 no-one can claim this bag, is that correct? 149 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:34,940 ALL: That's correct. 150 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,180 I think we've got a code red on our hands. 151 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,020 Driver, pull over! 152 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:45,740 {\an7}MUSIC: "Ode To My Family" by The Cranberries 153 00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:58,940 RADIO: In position. Examining suspect device now. 154 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,140 Sweet Jesus. Aye, this isn't great. 155 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:06,340 Ach, it's not that big a deal. They're going to blow up 156 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,700 an entire suitcase of vodka, Michelle! I know, animals. 157 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:11,540 Their wee beekeeper costumes are so cracker. 158 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,220 You're unbelievable! 159 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:15,900 This is so itchy now! Don't blame me! Blame the Milk Tray man. 160 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:18,660 This is really serious, Michelle! People have gone to jail for less. 161 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,060 Why is this place so mental? That's enough, James. 162 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:24,420 You have serious fucking anger management issues, do you know that. 163 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:26,500 {\an1}LOUD BANG 164 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:32,740 RADIO: 33 Bravo this is 31 Alpha, over. 165 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,500 I hear you. Over. 166 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,340 All clear here. Over. 167 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:39,180 Roger. Let's pack it up. Over. 168 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,740 Powerful smell of vodka down here. Over. 169 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,980 Vodka, did he say? 170 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:47,740 Interesting. 171 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:51,340 OK, we need to go. 172 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:54,700 {\an1}MUSIC: "La Macarena" by Los Del Rio 173 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,420 We need a better plan, Michelle! This is a great plan. 174 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:05,020 We cannot walk to Belfast! How far can it be? 175 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,780 Have you ever seen Northern Ireland on a map? It's fucking tiny. 176 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,980 I have to say I'm not overly keen on being out in the open like this. 177 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:13,700 Just because of the whole "There's a polar bear on the loose 178 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:16,180 "that could maul us to death" thing! It can try! 179 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:18,420 Is it just me, or is that Gypsy an absolute ride? 180 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,500 Michelle! You cannot say that! What? They're called Travellers now. 181 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:24,780 You can't say Gypsy any more, it's insulting. Is it? 182 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:27,540 Yes. Yes, it is. Really? Who are they? 183 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:29,980 They're just people, James, they're just people 184 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,660 that are exactly like us. Except different. Yes. No! 185 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:35,460 That's actually racist, Orla. No, it's not. They are different. 186 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,700 They're not. They live in caravans, for a start. 187 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:40,860 I wish I lived in a caravan. Me too. Caravan's are class. 188 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:42,860 Could you all stop being so racist, please? 189 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:46,340 I'm a bit scared of them. Is that racist? Yes. 190 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:49,340 Very much so. Is "gypsy" even a race? Traveller! 191 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:52,660 How'ya, girls. Well, hello, there. Hi. Good afternoon, Sir. 192 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,980 "Sir?" What the fuck, Clare? Hey! Hold on! What does he want? 193 00:08:56,020 --> 00:09:00,500 I dunno. I'm talking to you! Just walk on. Hey! Are you deaf or what? 194 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,780 Keep your heads down and keep walking. Get back here! 195 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,660 Faster, walk faster. Am I going to have to come after ya, am I? 196 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,860 Jesus Christ, he's following us. Holy fuck! Run! What? 197 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,420 He's obviously a psychopath! Run! 198 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:13,180 # Let's get ready to rumble 199 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,060 # Let's get ready to rumble 200 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,340 # Get ready... # 201 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:20,500 He looks fucking raging. I don't want to die! I don't want to die! 202 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:25,140 This is some craic, isn't it? Holy shit, they're fast! 203 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:28,820 Get off! What? Back off, you heard me, I'm not messing around 204 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:32,220 with this thing. We mean you no harm, Sir. 205 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:34,540 Seriously, Clare, the "sir" thing, just pack it in. 206 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:36,100 Why are you being so weird? 207 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,660 Why are you chasing us? 208 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,180 Because you dropped this. 209 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,220 That's my purse. 210 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:43,940 Why did you think we were chasing you? 211 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:49,140 Ah, right, I see, we're travellers which means we're psychopaths? 212 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:51,060 You were right, Erin. Shut up, Orla. 213 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,580 We run after people and beat them up for no fecking reason. 214 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,500 No, look, that isn't. We're travellers, 215 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:58,580 so we're obviously violent. No, not at all. 216 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:02,500 Listen, we have huge respect for you and your people. 217 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:04,580 You've such a strong sense of community 218 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,740 and such wonderful, traditional values. 219 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,980 {\an1}CAR HORN HONKS A TUNE 220 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:11,220 These lads bothering you, girls? Yes, yes, they are. 221 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,700 They're fucking madmen. They're going to kill us. Help us, please! 222 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:18,180 Jump in. 223 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:19,980 # All right, all right 224 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,860 # Everything's gonna be all right 225 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:23,460 # All right, all right... # 226 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,100 Arseholes. 227 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:27,420 # All right, all right 228 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,060 # Everything's gonna be all right... # 229 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:38,880 We're totally set. 230 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,000 Have you ever actually met them, Rita? Take That? 231 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,200 No, I can't stand them, if I'm being honest, 232 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,520 but their fans are so thick they'll buy any old shite. 233 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,960 Present company included. I think you mean excluded. 234 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,320 Naw. Naw, I don't. I see. 235 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,360 Pop music isn't really my thing, truth be told. 236 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,800 It's all so fucking soulless. Nah. I'm a classical head, all the way, 237 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,080 but I've been banned from trading at Glyndebourne ever since 238 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,120 I absolutely battered that Pavarotti fan. 239 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,480 And when I say I battered, I mean intellectually, like. 240 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,320 I did kick the shit out of him as well! 241 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,600 Pavo's La Boheme is very muscular, 242 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:12,720 but for purity of tone you simply cannot fault Bocelli. 243 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,120 I mean, listen to that, girls. 244 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,160 Pass us a can there. 245 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,880 {\an1}ANDREA BOCELLI SINGS 246 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,920 A can of? 247 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,680 Oh, beer. I see. 248 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,080 Alcoholic beer. 249 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,960 That's fucking beautiful. While driving. OK. Fine. Good. 250 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,960 Mmm! I mean, what a fucking instrument! Glorious! 251 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,160 Any idea what the speed limit is around here? 252 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:40,400 "Robie!?" Close your eyes, girls, and soak it up! 253 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,240 Sure. Of course. 254 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,920 But maybe you could soak it up with your eyes open and, 255 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,040 you know, on the road? 256 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:54,280 MUSIC: "Che Gelida Manina" by Andrea Bocelli 257 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,840 Erin, what are we going to do? I don't know! She's fucking mental! 258 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,000 She's spelt Robbie wrong on every single T-shirt! What?! 259 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,720 How are we going to break it to her? 260 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,880 That's what you're worried about, Clare? At this very second? 261 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,560 {\an5}That's what's concerning you, a spelling mistake? I find it disturbing, Erin. 262 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,280 {\an5}I tell you what, girls, I don't believe in God but, see, if I did... 263 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,080 She's lost the plot. ..that's what he would sound like! 264 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,760 We should have took our chances with the Gypsies. Travellers! 265 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,120 {\an1}THUDDING AND BRAKING 266 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,080 Jesus Christ! What was that? 267 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,200 Did we hit something? 268 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,120 Oh, my God, it's the polar bear! 269 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,800 Not again. Get it shifted, girls. 270 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,720 This is rank. Why are we doing it? 271 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,480 {\an5}Because Rita told us to and I'm scared of her, Clare! I'm very, very scared of her! 272 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,000 Why's it so heavy? Aren't they meant to be 90% wool? 273 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,440 Just put your back into it! The sooner this is done, 274 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,160 the sooner we're back in that van and on our way to see Robbie. 275 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,520 Robie! I mean, it so obviously doesn't look right. 276 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,720 I am not getting back in that van, Michelle. 277 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,520 The woman is a maniac. We've come this far. 278 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,680 We're not turning back 279 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,040 Oh, Jesus Christ! 280 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,240 What is it? Oh, I just put my hand on its hole! 281 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,560 Fuck this, let's just make James do it, the lazy bastard. 282 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,600 Totally. Good idea. 283 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,320 Where is James? 284 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:36,040 {\an1}ALL TALK AT ONCE 285 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,040 ..he doesn't have any other friends... 286 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,080 {\an1}ALL TALK AT ONCE 287 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,600 Will you shut the fuck up?! 288 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,040 OK. So, as far as I can make out, 289 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,600 {\an5}you think you left this James character with the Gypsies? Travellers. 290 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,560 The small annoying one thinks we should go back for him because..? 291 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,440 They were so angry with us. He could be in real danger, Rita. 292 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,280 And the mouthy curly one thinks we shouldn't because..? 293 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,360 He's a dickhead, Rita. See, it's tricky. 294 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,440 {\an5}Come on, Michelle! If we go back for him we'll miss the start of the concert. 295 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,760 But he's your cousin. Who hasn't lost a cousin or two in their time? 296 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,080 OK, OK, so who agrees with Tiny Tears, who thinks we should go back? 297 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,400 Orla! I like James, I like Take That more. 298 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,080 Make a fucking decision, I've T shirts to flog! 299 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,280 Come on, girls, it's Take That we're talking about. 300 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,320 I know, it's just... 301 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,040 You said it yourself Erin, the greats don't come here. 302 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,280 We never got to see Bros, New Kids on The Block 303 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,840 Right Said Fred. 304 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,600 Let's not add Take That to the list. 305 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,920 We can't turn back. There's too much at stake. 306 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,400 James has the tickets. SHIT! 307 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,520 TV: Despite John Hume's optimism earlier today, 308 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,000 the DUP leader, Ian Paisley, 309 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,760 has said that under no circumstances will his party sit at the same 310 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:46,040 table as Sinn Fein, making all party talks impossible. 311 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,680 I can't take it any more. 312 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,680 All these false promises. 313 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,360 Waiting week after week, 314 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,920 hoping today might be the day, only to be disappointed. 315 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,600 Don't upset yourself, love. It's just a wheelie bin. 316 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,080 It'll change my life, Gerry. 317 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,280 And Strabane's had them for months. 318 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,920 I mean, what's going on there? Who's pulling the strings for Strabane? 319 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,400 I mean, it's against the Trades Description Act. 320 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,040 The label said mahogany. Sure, that's barely oak. 321 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,200 Jesus, but I'm fuming, so I am. 322 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,080 He's gaining ground. 323 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,200 What? The polar bear. 324 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,000 Margo Murphy's niece just saw him 325 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,680 outside the Abrakebabra in Coleraine, apparently. 326 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,160 That close? I'll get the holy water. 327 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,400 Sarah, buzz Michelle's mother there, tell her we need our wains back. 328 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,760 I will surely, Daddy. 329 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,040 Then we'll barricade the front door, and if worst comes to worst, 330 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,600 {\an5}Jim across the road lent me his tranquiliser gun. Nobody's picking up. 331 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,560 Why does Jim across the road have a tranquilizer gun? 332 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,280 His brother had an awful lot of bother with devil worshippers. 333 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:42,080 Excuse me? Aye, they sent up camp on his farm and he couldn't shift them 334 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,720 for love nor money, so Jim bought a couple of guns and just... 335 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,280 What? Shot them? Aye. I think it worked, you know? 336 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,560 I imagine it would, yeah. 337 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,120 I'm not convinced they were devil worshippers, you know? 338 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,000 Sure their hair had never seen a brush 339 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,080 and they were head to toe in tie dye, Mary. 340 00:15:55,520 --> 00:16:00,480 Jesus Christ! OK, I think we all just need to take a moment. 341 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,520 {\an1}KNOCK ON DOOR 342 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,280 Don't answer! 343 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,440 That might be him! That might be the polar bear! 344 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,160 Yeah, because they're known for their impeccable manners. 345 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,000 {\an5}They might come into your house and rip your throat out, but they'll knock on the door first. 346 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,480 Could you please stop pointing that thing at me, Joe? 347 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520 Da... 348 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,200 Och, Geraldine. 349 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,560 I hope you don't mind, your front door was open. 350 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,200 Can you believe this bloody polar bear? 351 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,040 We're at our wits end over at our place. It's desperate, so it is. 352 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,080 {\an1}KNOCK AT DOOR 353 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,400 Mary? Gerry? 354 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,080 'mon in Deidre love, it's open. 355 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,800 Can you credit this arsehole? 356 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,880 He's going to hold this whole town hostage, you mark my words. 357 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,160 He's an evil bastard, Deidre. 358 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,440 Look, I just want to get my two back home if that's all right, Mary. 359 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,240 Aye, same here. You wouldn't mind getting Clare for me? 360 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,080 What are you talking about? Ssh! Listen. 361 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,560 RADIO: A polar bear that escaped from Belfast Zoo 362 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,320 this morning has been recaptured. 363 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,960 A group of firefighters who were helping with the search 364 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,960 discovered the animal close to the A6 between 365 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,520 Belfast and Londonderry, feasting on a sheep carcass. 366 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560 Thank God for that. 367 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,480 Ah. I better leave Jim's gun back, so. 368 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,600 {\an5}Michelle, James and Clare, did they tell you they were coming round here? 369 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,640 Aye. That's right. 370 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,800 The wee feckers! 371 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:18,120 {\an1}FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS 372 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,120 {\an1}HORN HONKS 373 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,360 What are you playing at? Get in the van, fucko! 374 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,040 Does not have to if you don't want to, James. 375 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,560 With all due respect, this has got nothing to do with you. 376 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,560 The way you treat this fella is disgraceful. 377 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,480 What's going on, James? 378 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,160 Jonjo and the lads, well, they just get me, 379 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,120 and it turns out I'm a really good salesman. 380 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,680 He's a natural. 381 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,480 So what? You're a Gypsy now? Traveller! 382 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,680 Actually, Gypsy's fine. I knew it! 383 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,960 RITA: Let's get a move on! 384 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,560 Right, get in the van. Come on. 385 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,480 And do not test me, cos we've already missed PJ and Duncan. 386 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,520 Is that who was supporting them? Aye. Aw, I really like them! 387 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,200 I'm not leaving, Michelle. Not even for Gary Barlow? 388 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,200 I don't really rate him as a songwriter, you know? 389 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,040 I'm sorry, Jonjo, 390 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,040 but you've just crossed the line there. 391 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:29,360 MUSIC: "Sure" by Take That 392 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,480 My Michelle's going to be wishing she was mauled to death 393 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,080 by that thing when I get my hands on her. 394 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,680 I don't know what to do any more. 395 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,160 I mean, they say that all teenagers are a bit rebellious 396 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,560 but Clare's off the scale. She's basically a delinquent. 397 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,600 Have you considered adoption, Geraldine? 398 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,880 She's 16, Sarah. Sure, she's past the cut-off. 399 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,360 TV: And finally, amazing scenes in The King's Hall this evening 400 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,360 as the British pop sensations Take That 401 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,720 play their first ever Northern Irish concert. 402 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,320 # Everything changes but you 403 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,360 Look, girls, we just need some cold, hard proof 404 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,720 they went to that concert. 405 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,880 And then, by Christ, they won't know what's hit them. 406 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,680 # Now, don't you cry 407 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,200 # Just one more kiss before I have to go 408 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:22,280 # Hey, girl, don't go and throw our love away 409 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,840 # Throw our love away 410 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,200 # I'll be home soon 411 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:31,040 # Back in your arms to hear you say that 412 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,720 # Everything changes but you 413 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,880 # We're a thousand miles apart 414 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,080 # And I miss you, baby 415 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,880 # Everything changes but you 416 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:45,440 # You know, every single day I'll be thinking about you 417 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:52,160 # The rumour's true, you know that there've been others 418 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,800 # What can I do..? # 419 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,440 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 51866

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