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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,828 --> 00:00:03,804 DRE: You wouldn't know it from looking at me, 2 00:00:03,852 --> 00:00:07,420 but I rose from very humble beginnings. 3 00:00:07,489 --> 00:00:10,390 After years of hard work and sacrifice, 4 00:00:10,492 --> 00:00:13,916 there's no question that this kid from Compton has made it. 5 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:15,541 [Rap music plays] 6 00:00:15,581 --> 00:00:17,848 And now, as my beautiful wife and I 7 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:20,517 roll with the crustiest of the upper crust, 8 00:00:20,619 --> 00:00:22,653 it's clear we belong. 9 00:00:22,721 --> 00:00:24,421 ♪ 10 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,468 And we definitely take advantage 11 00:00:26,523 --> 00:00:28,124 of the privileges we've earned. 12 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:30,339 [School bell rings] 13 00:00:30,441 --> 00:00:33,091 - 'Sup, admissions lady? - Hi! 14 00:00:33,162 --> 00:00:34,561 We just want to let you know that we're gonna be dropping off 15 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:37,091 another one of our kids on you... my cousin Kyra. 16 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,703 Yeah, she's transferring from a high school in Compton, 17 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,606 and science is her thing, just like me. 18 00:00:42,631 --> 00:00:43,651 - Yes! - All right. 19 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:44,752 We'll be dropping her off tomorrow, 20 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:45,876 so tell your teachers. 21 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:47,211 - Yeah. - Okay, well, you know what? 22 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,648 She's still going to have to apply and interview. 23 00:00:50,716 --> 00:00:54,218 Uh, Barbara... 24 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,419 it's us! 25 00:00:56,481 --> 00:00:58,789 Yeah, the Black people you put in that brochure. 26 00:00:58,891 --> 00:00:59,857 [Both laugh] 27 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:02,302 Yes, I'm sorry, but... 28 00:01:02,388 --> 00:01:03,727 I... 29 00:01:04,657 --> 00:01:05,663 Oh. 30 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,331 - Okay. - Okay. 31 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:09,667 [Clicks tongue, sighs] 32 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:12,670 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:14,672 ♪ 34 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:17,975 - I cannot believe this damn school. - Right? 35 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,343 We sent a gang of kids there. 36 00:01:19,445 --> 00:01:21,445 We should be able to slip Kyra in sight unseen. 37 00:01:21,547 --> 00:01:24,148 Valley Glen would be lucky to have her. 38 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,883 She is a science whiz. 39 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:27,017 She's light-years ahead 40 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,353 of all those dumbass kids of actors. 41 00:01:29,455 --> 00:01:31,822 Like Ray Donovan's kid is great at math. 42 00:01:31,924 --> 00:01:33,343 - You know what, babe? - Mnh-mnh. 43 00:01:33,437 --> 00:01:34,492 I'm worried about this interview. 44 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,227 Why? 45 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:38,648 Kyra is not like our kids. 46 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,698 You can say it... she's ghetto! 47 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,699 Ruby! 48 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,834 Look, I'm just saying. 49 00:01:43,936 --> 00:01:47,204 We all know she's played in an open fire hydrant 50 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:48,706 and called it swimming. 51 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,507 She's right, Bow. 52 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,377 You know, those stuffy, rich folks on the admissions board 53 00:01:53,479 --> 00:01:55,746 will think that Kyra does not belong at that school. 54 00:01:55,848 --> 00:01:59,850 Guys, Kyra is smart, and she's sweet. 55 00:01:59,952 --> 00:02:01,552 - [Door closes] - They are gonna be able to see that. 56 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,020 What it do, guardians? 57 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,556 Hey, the vending machine at my school had Tahitian Treat, 58 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,758 so I cleaned them out! 59 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:10,646 - That's what an "aha" moment feels like. - [Chuckles] 60 00:02:10,732 --> 00:02:13,931 Kyra just hasn't been exposed to White people. 61 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:17,301 Now, I had to teach Dre to play the game 62 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:19,503 when I was trying to get him in private school. 63 00:02:19,605 --> 00:02:22,172 Now, don't be nervous, okay? 64 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,874 You go in there and let those folks know 65 00:02:23,976 --> 00:02:25,943 you're a straight-A student 66 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:28,045 who deserves a spot in that school 67 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:30,881 and the academic scholarship that goes with it! 68 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:32,850 Now let's see your handshake. 69 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,118 What up? I'm Dre. 70 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,152 Unh-unh! 71 00:02:35,254 --> 00:02:37,254 You're not meeting Ed Lover! 72 00:02:37,356 --> 00:02:39,156 Shake like you belong. 73 00:02:39,258 --> 00:02:40,758 Firm. That's it! 74 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:41,959 That's right, Mama. 75 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:44,728 I got to do what you did for me. 76 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:47,498 I'm gonna teach Kyra how to kill it 77 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,633 in a world outside of Compton. 78 00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:51,101 - RUBY: There you go. - Where's my... 79 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:52,169 Ah! 80 00:02:52,271 --> 00:02:54,038 I still have my book. 81 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,773 - What? - "Stuff That White People Like." 82 00:02:55,859 --> 00:02:57,625 - Oh, my God. - [Laughs] 83 00:02:57,683 --> 00:03:01,885 Yo, Jackie, guess who's about to get a job! 84 00:03:04,824 --> 00:03:07,458 Oh. Diane. Uh... 85 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,494 Jack, I'll, uh, elltay ouyay outabay the objay... 86 00:03:10,596 --> 00:03:12,229 You know I don't speak Spanish. 87 00:03:12,298 --> 00:03:14,198 - [Video game beeps] - Just save it, Junior. 88 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:16,767 Jack already told me about your secret plan to skip college 89 00:03:16,836 --> 00:03:18,769 so you can get a job as a so-called "ad man." 90 00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:19,937 You told her? 91 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:22,339 Look, we were stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. 92 00:03:22,441 --> 00:03:24,508 I mean, I just needed to fill the air. 93 00:03:24,577 --> 00:03:27,911 Anyway, I don't know if I'm gonna skip college yet, 94 00:03:28,014 --> 00:03:30,457 but an assistant job opened up today. 95 00:03:30,535 --> 00:03:32,449 [Knocking on glass] 96 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:33,527 Josh! 97 00:03:33,552 --> 00:03:35,619 You can't fire me with a text! 98 00:03:35,644 --> 00:03:36,660 Look at me! 99 00:03:36,689 --> 00:03:38,722 Let's sit down and talk about this! 100 00:03:38,824 --> 00:03:40,257 You've met my parents! 101 00:03:40,359 --> 00:03:42,226 We bought these shirts together! 102 00:03:42,295 --> 00:03:43,494 I'm gonna ask for the job. 103 00:03:43,562 --> 00:03:45,329 It'll be the perfect way to figure out 104 00:03:45,398 --> 00:03:47,164 what I really want to do with my life. 105 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:48,732 What kind of cologne are you gonna hit him with? 106 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:51,635 Oh, I think I'm gonna mix Dad's Cool Water 107 00:03:51,704 --> 00:03:53,737 with Grandma's White Diamonds 108 00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:57,574 to make a new cologne called Cool Diamonds. 109 00:03:59,478 --> 00:04:01,912 He's gonna smell like an old couple hugging. 110 00:04:01,981 --> 00:04:04,181 DRE: So, like my mama did for me, 111 00:04:04,283 --> 00:04:07,251 I gave Kyra a crash course in playing the game 112 00:04:07,353 --> 00:04:08,652 and hoped for the best. 113 00:04:08,721 --> 00:04:11,221 Why is this interview taking so long? 114 00:04:11,324 --> 00:04:13,540 I don't know. Maybe they have her doing puzzles. 115 00:04:13,626 --> 00:04:15,659 - What? - You know White people love puzzles. 116 00:04:15,728 --> 00:04:16,794 I'm sorry? 117 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:18,896 Solving problems that they don't need to have. 118 00:04:18,921 --> 00:04:19,940 [Laughing] Okay. 119 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:21,821 Oh! Oh. Hey, hey. 120 00:04:21,906 --> 00:04:24,175 Hello, Mr. and Dr. Johnson. 121 00:04:24,236 --> 00:04:25,436 It's actually Dr. Johnson. 122 00:04:25,538 --> 00:04:26,870 Yeah, I-I said "Dr." 123 00:04:26,972 --> 00:04:28,238 Oh, sorry. It's a reflex. Sorry. 124 00:04:28,341 --> 00:04:29,573 Okay, well, she got in. 125 00:04:29,642 --> 00:04:30,808 - What? - Oh, my goodness! 126 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:32,376 Yeah, we were very, very impressed. 127 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:34,111 Kyra's so far ahead in math and science, 128 00:04:34,213 --> 00:04:36,380 and she's perfect for our STEM program. 129 00:04:36,482 --> 00:04:38,415 Do you hear that? I'm perfect. 130 00:04:38,484 --> 00:04:40,217 - Yes, you are, sweetheart. - [Chuckles] 131 00:04:40,286 --> 00:04:41,819 And we're gonna give her a scholarship. 132 00:04:41,887 --> 00:04:43,921 [Gasps] That's fantastic! 133 00:04:43,989 --> 00:04:45,322 Well, thank you, admissions lady. 134 00:04:45,424 --> 00:04:46,490 Oh, y... "Barbara." 135 00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:47,658 - Thank you, Barbara. - Thank you, Barbara. 136 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:48,859 - Thank you, Barbara. - The admissions lady. 137 00:04:48,961 --> 00:04:51,228 Barbara, yes, thank you so much. Oh, sweetheart. 138 00:04:51,297 --> 00:04:55,466 ♪ 139 00:04:55,568 --> 00:04:57,000 Hey. Josh. 140 00:04:57,103 --> 00:04:58,836 Um, I know you don't have an assistant, 141 00:04:58,904 --> 00:05:01,271 so I took the liberty of getting your coffee 142 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:04,141 just the way you like it... milk and seven sugars. 143 00:05:04,243 --> 00:05:05,843 Thank you so much. 144 00:05:05,945 --> 00:05:09,546 A-And I made a list of all of the female clients 145 00:05:09,615 --> 00:05:11,081 who might look pregnant 146 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,783 so you don't ask when they're due again. 147 00:05:12,885 --> 00:05:14,051 Wow. 148 00:05:14,153 --> 00:05:15,886 Great. Thanks, man. 149 00:05:15,988 --> 00:05:19,189 I also wanted to apply to be your assistant. 150 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:20,891 Oof. Full discloszh. 151 00:05:20,993 --> 00:05:22,559 I got what they call a "hot desk." 152 00:05:22,661 --> 00:05:24,027 This position's really lighting up 153 00:05:24,096 --> 00:05:26,530 the Harvard alumni Facebook page. 154 00:05:26,599 --> 00:05:27,998 I went to Harvard, by the way. 155 00:05:28,934 --> 00:05:31,368 Cool. So, you want my résumé, or... 156 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:34,104 Oh! Good to meet you, Kirby! 157 00:05:34,206 --> 00:05:35,539 Class of 2016? 158 00:05:35,608 --> 00:05:38,160 ♪ 10,000 men of Harvard ♪ 159 00:05:38,246 --> 00:05:39,276 Huzzah! [Laughs] 160 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:41,111 - Hey, buddy, how you doing? - I'm great. How are you? 161 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:42,513 - It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, as well. 162 00:05:42,615 --> 00:05:44,248 - Now, where did you grow up? - Connecticut. 163 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:45,649 Of course, but where'd you summer? 164 00:05:45,751 --> 00:05:46,784 - Maine. - Ah! 165 00:05:46,852 --> 00:05:47,851 - [Laughs] - Guilty. 166 00:05:47,953 --> 00:05:49,286 - How about you? - Uh, Cape Cod, myself. 167 00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:50,421 Oh. Beautiful. 168 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:53,090 Oh, ho, ho! Perfect timing. 169 00:05:53,192 --> 00:05:54,291 - Hey, Dre. - Oh, hey. 170 00:05:54,393 --> 00:05:55,826 Okay, so... 171 00:05:55,895 --> 00:05:59,696 because Kyra had such a great first day 172 00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,565 at Valley Glen Prep, I made... 173 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,734 a prep-peroni pizza! 174 00:06:03,836 --> 00:06:05,102 [Laughs] Get it? 175 00:06:05,171 --> 00:06:06,970 - "Prep" instead of "pep," and anyways... - Yeah, I got it. 176 00:06:07,072 --> 00:06:08,038 ...it's a pepperoni pizza. 177 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:11,074 Okay, did you get fired and not tell us? 178 00:06:11,143 --> 00:06:12,276 - What? - 'Cause it seems like 179 00:06:12,378 --> 00:06:14,578 you got a lot of time on your hands. 180 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,613 Look, they wrote an article about Kyra 181 00:06:16,715 --> 00:06:17,881 in the school newsletter. 182 00:06:17,983 --> 00:06:18,916 Pretty cool, right? 183 00:06:18,984 --> 00:06:20,417 "From Compton To The Quad." 184 00:06:20,486 --> 00:06:22,085 - Hm. - DIANE: Allow me. 185 00:06:22,154 --> 00:06:23,420 "Welcome, Kyra Winston, 186 00:06:23,522 --> 00:06:25,022 a brave teen who's flourished, 187 00:06:25,124 --> 00:06:27,191 despite an absent father and a mother in prison." 188 00:06:27,293 --> 00:06:28,592 - What? - What? 189 00:06:28,661 --> 00:06:30,794 "Kyra attends Valley Glen with a need-based scholarship 190 00:06:30,896 --> 00:06:34,097 and lives in Sherman Oaks with her cousin Andre Johnson, 191 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,332 who is also from Compton 192 00:06:35,401 --> 00:06:38,135 and himself received aid to attend private school." 193 00:06:38,237 --> 00:06:41,004 - Why are they mentioning that? - I don't know. 194 00:06:41,106 --> 00:06:42,272 "Sources close to the family say 195 00:06:42,374 --> 00:06:44,274 Mr. Johnson takes his wife and kids for granted." 196 00:06:44,376 --> 00:06:45,409 - What?! - What? 197 00:06:45,478 --> 00:06:46,677 It doesn't say that. 198 00:06:46,779 --> 00:06:47,778 Yeah, I added that. 199 00:06:47,847 --> 00:06:49,346 He needs to know we know. 200 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:50,848 - Diane. - Guys. 201 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:52,249 Give us a minute. 202 00:06:55,221 --> 00:06:57,521 - Can you believe this article? - Right? 203 00:06:57,623 --> 00:07:00,157 They didn't even mention her academic achievements and... 204 00:07:00,226 --> 00:07:01,492 Oh, my God. Look at that. 205 00:07:01,594 --> 00:07:02,826 It's only my elbow in that picture. 206 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:04,995 Both of these things are very disturbing. 207 00:07:05,064 --> 00:07:06,663 All right, Bow, they put my business in the street. 208 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,241 - I... Yeah. - They made it sound as if I was 209 00:07:08,322 --> 00:07:09,757 a charity case from Compton 210 00:07:09,811 --> 00:07:11,502 who needed a handout. 211 00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:13,470 Dre, if Kyra's not bothered by it, 212 00:07:13,572 --> 00:07:15,339 you shouldn't be, either. 213 00:07:15,441 --> 00:07:18,208 To understand why I'm so bothered, 214 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:21,011 you need to know my origin story. 215 00:07:21,113 --> 00:07:23,480 My superhero journey began 216 00:07:23,549 --> 00:07:25,949 when I completed the curriculum of my public school 217 00:07:26,018 --> 00:07:27,351 in a single bound. 218 00:07:27,453 --> 00:07:29,253 That's right... my mighty mind 219 00:07:29,321 --> 00:07:30,988 earned me an academic scholarship 220 00:07:31,090 --> 00:07:33,290 to an elite private school. 221 00:07:33,359 --> 00:07:35,225 - [Gunshots] - All my life, 222 00:07:35,327 --> 00:07:39,496 I deflected the assumptions that I had been given handouts, 223 00:07:39,598 --> 00:07:43,267 and I exceeded all expectations. 224 00:07:43,369 --> 00:07:45,702 I went from being the Compton Kid 225 00:07:45,804 --> 00:07:49,439 to the self-made superhero you all know and love. 226 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,475 Where's my movie? 227 00:07:51,577 --> 00:07:56,203 Anyway, I'm a little sensitive to how I'm portrayed. 228 00:07:56,313 --> 00:07:58,649 They're acting as if we both needed handouts. 229 00:07:58,751 --> 00:08:00,651 I got an academic scholarship. 230 00:08:00,753 --> 00:08:04,655 Okay, nobody's thinking about the Valley Glen newspaper. 231 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,707 Look at this. 232 00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:07,958 "Swim Team Gets New Trunks." 233 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,293 Yes, they did. 234 00:08:09,395 --> 00:08:10,494 Quit looking at White boys. 235 00:08:10,596 --> 00:08:12,396 Whoa. Now, what was I talking about? 236 00:08:12,498 --> 00:08:14,933 A misdemeanor, at the very least. 237 00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:17,840 I can't compete with a Harvard guy. 238 00:08:17,925 --> 00:08:19,458 I was counting on this. 239 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,603 I'm sure you guys didn't notice, 240 00:08:21,705 --> 00:08:24,580 but I was kind of floundering during my gap year. 241 00:08:24,612 --> 00:08:25,588 - Oh, we noticed. - Yeah. 242 00:08:25,647 --> 00:08:26,913 Just because you don't go outside 243 00:08:26,981 --> 00:08:28,748 doesn't mean you don't have to wash your clothes. 244 00:08:28,822 --> 00:08:30,149 Just when I'm getting some traction, 245 00:08:30,251 --> 00:08:33,019 I don't even get a chance to take the next step. 246 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,221 Dude, you can't just give up now. 247 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:37,924 When Luke Skywalker got his hand cut off, 248 00:08:38,026 --> 00:08:39,392 did he just give up and say, 249 00:08:39,461 --> 00:08:41,294 "I'll learn to wipe with my left"? 250 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,395 No. 251 00:08:42,464 --> 00:08:44,430 He got himself a dope metal hand 252 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:46,132 and became a Jedi master. 253 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,134 Oh, actually, it's hotly debated 254 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,336 when exactly he became a Jedi master. 255 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,305 - See, there's intertwined timelines, and... - DIANE: Junior. 256 00:08:52,373 --> 00:08:53,806 I'm-a keep it real with you. 257 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,975 No one in this family believes in you. 258 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,210 No one. 259 00:08:57,278 --> 00:08:59,745 If you don't prove us wrong now, when will you? 260 00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:04,050 [Rap music plays] 261 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:06,486 Despite my mama's reassurance, 262 00:09:06,554 --> 00:09:08,688 that newspaper article had me spun out. 263 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,490 - Guys, come on. - I needed to make sure 264 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,459 that the folks at Valley Glen knew we belong. 265 00:09:13,561 --> 00:09:16,028 [Sighs] All right, put on these Versaces. 266 00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:18,064 - Dope! - Over my glasses? 267 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,800 Uh, Miss Biggs is not gonna let us wear these in class. 268 00:09:20,902 --> 00:09:22,168 Your mother is a doctor. 269 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,536 Take this note. 270 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,104 Now go floss on 'em. 271 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,772 - All right. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 272 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,208 Aww! Dre! 273 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,177 I had no idea you were from... 274 00:09:31,246 --> 00:09:32,478 [Whispering] Compton. 275 00:09:32,547 --> 00:09:34,046 [Normal voice] I'm just so glad that the school 276 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,149 has the resources to help your family. 277 00:09:36,217 --> 00:09:38,251 And there it was. 278 00:09:38,353 --> 00:09:39,886 Now, no matter what I did, 279 00:09:39,988 --> 00:09:43,055 I would just be seen as a kid from Compton. 280 00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:46,459 My basketball team can't afford uniforms. 281 00:09:46,528 --> 00:09:49,695 Please help me out by buying one of my off-brand candy bars. 282 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:52,698 I have Kat-Kats and Smickers. 283 00:09:54,736 --> 00:09:57,803 I don't need handouts! 284 00:09:57,906 --> 00:10:00,072 These are Versace! 285 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,176 Versace, Versace, Versace, 286 00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:05,511 Versace, Versace, Versace! 287 00:10:07,849 --> 00:10:09,081 I can't believe it. 288 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,550 All those years of showing 289 00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:12,351 how much we belong at Valley Glen 290 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:13,619 ripped away from me. 291 00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:17,456 Now they see me as just a kid from Compton. 292 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:18,891 Come on, Dre. 293 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,793 You say that you're just a kid from Compton all the time. 294 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:23,203 Yeah, you use that exact hashtag in all your posts. 295 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,211 Damn straight. 296 00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:29,735 ♪ 297 00:10:29,804 --> 00:10:31,737 So, it's okay for you to say it 298 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,309 but nobody else can? 299 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:34,884 Damn straight! 300 00:10:34,957 --> 00:10:37,476 Well, that's just great. Another one of those. 301 00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:40,414 I'll tell ya, it is a dangerous time to be White. 302 00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:41,738 DRE: Okay, look, when I say it, 303 00:10:41,816 --> 00:10:44,297 it's to own the adversity I overcame 304 00:10:44,383 --> 00:10:46,615 and to inspire other people in the hood. 305 00:10:46,686 --> 00:10:49,555 When they say it, they only see the adversity. 306 00:10:49,624 --> 00:10:51,951 Like the days we spent with the oven door open 307 00:10:52,014 --> 00:10:53,359 to keep the house warm 308 00:10:53,461 --> 00:10:56,562 or the nights gunshots made me sleep in the bathtub. 309 00:10:56,664 --> 00:10:58,097 Wow. 310 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,765 Dre, I-I had no idea. 311 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:00,900 That is terrible. 312 00:11:01,002 --> 00:11:01,934 You know what? 313 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,035 I want to give you this. 314 00:11:03,104 --> 00:11:04,870 It's $100. Just keep it. 315 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:06,038 Don't say "Thank you." 316 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,373 - See? - [Sighs] 317 00:11:07,475 --> 00:11:09,842 Everybody always goes for the handout. 318 00:11:09,944 --> 00:11:11,677 And it is so shameful. 319 00:11:13,014 --> 00:11:14,580 Preach on, brother. 320 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:16,582 See, this is why it's so important 321 00:11:16,684 --> 00:11:18,851 for people to see me as a successful man 322 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,053 who made his own way. 323 00:11:21,122 --> 00:11:23,155 Yeah, because for a second there, you sounded like someone 324 00:11:23,257 --> 00:11:24,557 who was invited to the "Today" show 325 00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:26,392 but then they're not allowed to sit on the couch. 326 00:11:26,461 --> 00:11:29,061 I'm not allowed within 500 feet of the "Today" show 327 00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:32,064 because Al Roker's ass set me up. 328 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,333 Don't give me the signal to put 'em on the glass 329 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,103 and then deny it when all the kids start crying. 330 00:11:37,205 --> 00:11:39,572 Oh, the games you play, Al Roker. 331 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,307 Tsss, kshh, hmm. 332 00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:44,076 STEVENS: You know, if you care so much about your narrative, 333 00:11:44,178 --> 00:11:46,545 do something big to change it, Dre. 334 00:11:46,614 --> 00:11:49,081 Maybe you're right. 335 00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:51,117 So I went back to Valley Glen Prep 336 00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:53,619 to take back control of my narrative. 337 00:11:53,721 --> 00:11:55,788 - Ah, Mr. Johnson. - Oh. 338 00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:58,391 I could hear you shouting "admissions lady" 339 00:11:58,493 --> 00:11:59,425 from the foyer. 340 00:11:59,527 --> 00:12:00,726 I've got an announcement. 341 00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:04,296 Kyra Winston will be declining your financial aid. 342 00:12:04,365 --> 00:12:05,664 I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson... 343 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:07,566 a-are you refusing a full scholarship? 344 00:12:07,635 --> 00:12:09,235 You heard me. 345 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,303 - Run it. - Oh, are you sure? 346 00:12:11,406 --> 00:12:13,005 We want to help Kyra. 347 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,225 You know, actually, I-I have been to Compton... 348 00:12:15,311 --> 00:12:16,409 through the magic of film... 349 00:12:16,477 --> 00:12:19,278 and I... I know how hard it is to get straight out of there. 350 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,180 I don't give a damn. All right? 351 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,750 Andre Johnson is paying full tuition 352 00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:27,153 because he does not need handouts! 353 00:12:27,221 --> 00:12:28,954 - All right, you see this sweater? - Fine. 354 00:12:29,056 --> 00:12:30,990 These are designer holes. 355 00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:33,692 Italian designer holes. Okay? 356 00:12:33,761 --> 00:12:34,894 Now run it! 357 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,362 Oh, hold on. Which one did I give you? 358 00:12:36,431 --> 00:12:37,530 The... The silver one. 359 00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:38,631 Oh, I gave you that one. Okay. 360 00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:41,333 You know what? Here. Um, can we, um... 361 00:12:41,402 --> 00:12:44,236 can we split it between the two? 362 00:12:44,338 --> 00:12:46,138 I-I just put a gang of Versace on that one. 363 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,274 So, while I was doing my thing, 364 00:12:48,342 --> 00:12:51,110 Bow was on the other side of campus, doing hers. 365 00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:52,178 Excuse me. 366 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,612 Excuse me! 367 00:12:53,681 --> 00:12:55,781 - You're Eric Hinkle, right? - Mm-hmm. 368 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,883 You wrote that little article about Kyra Winston? 369 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,952 - The Compton girl? - [Inhales deeply] 370 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,720 I wanted to add a picture of her neighborhood, 371 00:13:01,789 --> 00:13:02,955 but my mom said we don't have 372 00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:04,557 the kind of car you can drive down there. 373 00:13:04,582 --> 00:13:05,558 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 374 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:06,592 No. 375 00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:08,627 You listen to me, Hinkle. 376 00:13:08,729 --> 00:13:12,565 The achievements of Black women are consistently undercut, 377 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,200 and that is exactly what you did 378 00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:15,935 in your little article about Kyra. 379 00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:19,409 She has a brilliant scientific mind. 380 00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:20,840 If you say so. 381 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:23,576 So you're gonna print a correction, little man. 382 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,678 Which I happen to have right here. 383 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,413 Yeah. Should've read like this. 384 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:31,350 "Meet Kyra Winston, a National Merit Scholar 385 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:35,254 who plans to follow in the footsteps of trailblazers 386 00:13:35,323 --> 00:13:38,457 like, uh, NASA astronaut Mae Jemison 387 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:43,429 or the brilliant, celebrated, and beautiful anesthesiologist 388 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,297 Dr. Rainbow Johnson." 389 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,432 Huh? What? 390 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,167 Oh. Should I have put "Dr. Bow Johnson" first? 391 00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:49,635 I... Do you have a pen? 392 00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:52,338 ♪ 393 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,173 Hey. 394 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:56,876 Look, I know you are interviewing 395 00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:58,377 a lot of people for this, 396 00:13:58,479 --> 00:14:00,045 but I want to plead my case. 397 00:14:00,147 --> 00:14:02,047 I know all of your accounts, all right? 398 00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:05,284 I've got my finger on the pulse of what Gen Y-ers like, 399 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,719 which has helped a ton... 400 00:14:06,821 --> 00:14:08,287 It's too late. I hired Kirby. 401 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,321 What? 402 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,623 Sorry, Junior. 403 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,358 Kirby and I just had an instant connection. 404 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,793 I mean, he rowed crew on the Charles River. 405 00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:16,762 I was thrown into the Charles River. 406 00:14:16,831 --> 00:14:17,897 Come on. 407 00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:20,132 This is the problem with corporate America. 408 00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:21,734 You hire all of your buddies 409 00:14:21,802 --> 00:14:24,103 because you look at them and you see yourself, 410 00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:25,905 while good candidates like myself 411 00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:27,172 don't even get a chance. 412 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,374 That's not fair. 413 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,608 You think you're like him? 414 00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:32,278 You're a talented, misunderstood nerd 415 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,246 who lives with his mother 416 00:14:34,315 --> 00:14:36,549 and lost his virginity last year. 417 00:14:36,617 --> 00:14:38,417 Just like me. 418 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:41,020 That's a connection. 419 00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:43,822 And this is the last time I tell you this... 420 00:14:43,891 --> 00:14:45,691 you got a little something on your face. 421 00:14:47,061 --> 00:14:48,827 Thank you. 422 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,329 Oh, thanks. 423 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,231 It's the Roker signal. 424 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,332 What? 425 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,567 Oh! 426 00:14:54,669 --> 00:14:55,868 ♪ 427 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,871 [Glass squeaking] 428 00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:01,106 Look at that. Look. I'm making it walk. 429 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,151 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 430 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,112 - Hey, babe! - Ah. 431 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:09,915 [Singsong voice] Um, check out what I did! 432 00:15:09,984 --> 00:15:11,750 - [Clears throat] - What'd you do, baby? What'd you do? 433 00:15:11,852 --> 00:15:15,354 "Kyra Winston: Unhidden Figure." 434 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,422 Ah! 435 00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:18,123 - [Chuckles] - Unh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 436 00:15:18,225 --> 00:15:19,491 That's my woman! 437 00:15:19,594 --> 00:15:21,451 You changed the hell out of that narrative. 438 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,429 - Yeah, I did. - And so did I. 439 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,497 [Gasps] What did my man do? 440 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,201 I paid full tuition for Kyra. 441 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,703 [Laughs] 442 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,237 W-Why? 443 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,340 Because you said they were overlooking her achievements. 444 00:15:34,442 --> 00:15:35,541 Yeah. 445 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,977 So, with your article and my irresponsible spending, 446 00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:40,245 they have only one choice, 447 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,881 and that's to focus on how brilliant she is. 448 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,283 Ah. Interesting. 449 00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:45,517 Mm-hmm. 450 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,774 - Hey, hey, don't worry about it. - Okay. 451 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,455 All right? We'll just take the money out of Jack's college fund. 452 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,756 That's fair. 453 00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:52,791 I mean, Jack's only gonna use it on candy anyway. 454 00:15:52,893 --> 00:15:55,861 ♪ 455 00:15:55,963 --> 00:15:57,129 [Sighs] 456 00:15:57,231 --> 00:15:58,764 [Remote chirps] 457 00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:01,667 Wait a minute. 458 00:16:01,769 --> 00:16:03,502 I was counting on Jack's college fund 459 00:16:03,604 --> 00:16:05,170 to get me some new knees. 460 00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:06,739 - [Sighs] - [Chuckles] 461 00:16:06,807 --> 00:16:08,307 What happened to that... 462 00:16:08,409 --> 00:16:10,175 that nice picture of you and Kyra? 463 00:16:10,277 --> 00:16:11,710 Ah, well, Bow flipped it. 464 00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:13,679 You know, because that last article 465 00:16:13,781 --> 00:16:16,248 made it seem like Kyra and I had the same story, 466 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,916 which we don't. 467 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:21,220 We are not two ghetto peas in a pot. 468 00:16:21,322 --> 00:16:24,056 Sweet Black Jesus, why are you saying that? 469 00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:26,659 Also, do you think peas grow in a pot? 470 00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:28,661 - Dre... - Mama, look. 471 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:31,330 You told me to tell those White folks who I am, 472 00:16:31,432 --> 00:16:32,798 and that's how I got into private school, 473 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,334 and that's how I earned everything I got in life... 474 00:16:35,436 --> 00:16:36,835 all by myself. 475 00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,470 Except you didn't. 476 00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:39,672 What? 477 00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:42,975 You did not get an academic scholarship. 478 00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:44,710 You got a handout 479 00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:47,513 because you were a poor kid from Compton. 480 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,581 Mama, what... what are you talking about? 481 00:16:49,684 --> 00:16:51,617 You're not better than Kyra. 482 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,118 You are Kyra. 483 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,520 What... 484 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,955 ♪ 485 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,908 Okay, okay, Mama, what do you mean I'm Kyra? 486 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:05,673 You remember the man who owned our apartment building? 487 00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:07,403 Mr. Loukaides. 488 00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:08,957 Mr. Loukaides. 489 00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,346 Well, he saw potential in you 490 00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,238 and wanted to pay for your schooling. 491 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,392 And you let him? 492 00:17:14,461 --> 00:17:15,693 I didn't have the money. 493 00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:18,730 And I figured that school was the best place for you. 494 00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:21,466 Okay, Mama, you told me I got an academic scholarship 495 00:17:21,568 --> 00:17:22,667 because I worked hard. 496 00:17:22,769 --> 00:17:24,168 You did work hard. 497 00:17:24,237 --> 00:17:26,170 And I never wanted you to question 498 00:17:26,272 --> 00:17:27,939 whether you deserved it, 499 00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,941 which is why I lied to you. 500 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:34,812 Mama, that scholarship is part of my origin story. 501 00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:37,048 It gave me confidence my entire life. 502 00:17:37,117 --> 00:17:38,983 It made me think I could do whatever I wanted to 503 00:17:39,085 --> 00:17:41,402 because I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. 504 00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:43,082 Bootstrapping is a myth! 505 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:46,085 Nobody ever got anywhere in life without help! 506 00:17:46,153 --> 00:17:49,822 It doesn't matter whether you're a Black, White, or a Chinese! 507 00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:51,023 It doesn't matter! 508 00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:52,991 Okay, okay, Ruby, just... 509 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,626 "Chinese," not "a Chinese." 510 00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,128 - Chinese. - Thank you. 511 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,296 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 512 00:17:57,398 --> 00:17:58,764 So, now, Andre, 513 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:02,935 you're judging Kyra for taking help. 514 00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:06,004 And I had to tell you the truth 515 00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:07,439 because that's not all right. 516 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,975 ♪ 517 00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:11,543 That's not all right. 518 00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:15,848 I didn't even catch that. 519 00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:19,184 You know, I've been, uh... 520 00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:20,586 I've been acting crazy. 521 00:18:20,654 --> 00:18:21,820 Mm. 522 00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:23,455 - [Dialing] - I've got to make it right with her. 523 00:18:23,524 --> 00:18:24,857 [Line rings] 524 00:18:24,925 --> 00:18:27,025 Dre, why are you calling her? She's upstairs. 525 00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:29,862 Hey, hey, uh, Mastercard? 526 00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:33,098 Yeah, I'd like to report some suspicious activity 527 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,600 at Valley Glen Prep. 528 00:18:34,702 --> 00:18:35,801 O... kay. 529 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:38,971 [Whispering] And... And also, uh, Versace Online. 530 00:18:39,073 --> 00:18:40,445 Mm-hmm. I can hear you. 531 00:18:40,514 --> 00:18:41,930 [Normal voice] Okay, good. 532 00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:45,310 You wanted to see me... 533 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:48,080 the overly qualified intern? 534 00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:49,615 No. 535 00:18:49,717 --> 00:18:51,650 I wanted to see my new assistant. 536 00:18:51,752 --> 00:18:55,053 The way you stood up to me, that was impressive. 537 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,991 I could, uh, learn a thing or two from you... 538 00:19:00,461 --> 00:19:02,661 ...about confrontation. 539 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,263 - [Lock clicks] - What's going on? 540 00:19:04,365 --> 00:19:05,297 - You know... - Oh. Uh... 541 00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:06,365 Josh! 542 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,966 Josh, you can't fire me on Facebook! 543 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,168 [Door rattles] 544 00:19:09,236 --> 00:19:11,303 Open this door, or I'm gonna kick your ass! 545 00:19:11,372 --> 00:19:12,538 - You know what? - [Pounding on glass] 546 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,173 Let's just talk about your new responsibilities. 547 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,082 Come on. Come on. He'll... He'll tire himself out. 548 00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:17,310 - Okay. - They always do. 549 00:19:17,348 --> 00:19:19,340 - Josh! Josh, open the door! - Um... I feel like... 550 00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:21,713 Come on! It's me... Kirby! We went to Harvard! 551 00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:23,148 Ready? Stop eating it! 552 00:19:23,217 --> 00:19:24,349 - Okay, okay. - Shh, shh, shh. 553 00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:25,951 - All right. - Okay, here we go. 554 00:19:27,354 --> 00:19:29,922 - Congratulations! - Hey, congratulations, Kyra! 555 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,190 Ooh, cake! 556 00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:32,891 You couldn't hold it with one hand so you could knock? 557 00:19:32,993 --> 00:19:34,560 - Oh. - Okay. You know what? 558 00:19:34,662 --> 00:19:36,261 - I'm-a let that slide. - Yep. 559 00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:39,131 Uh, I know this celebration is a little late, 560 00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:42,168 but I just want to let you know that I am proud of you. 561 00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:44,303 And I'm also proud of where you're headed. 562 00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:45,737 Aww. So am I. 563 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,272 Thank you, guardians. 564 00:19:47,366 --> 00:19:49,033 - Oh. Okay. - [Laughs] All right. 565 00:19:49,143 --> 00:19:51,310 And I can't wait for you to read this article. 566 00:19:51,412 --> 00:19:53,946 It's been rewritten, and I embellished a-a little bit, 567 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,346 so if anyone asks, I invented the... 568 00:19:57,409 --> 00:20:00,319 - epidural... at NASA. - What? 569 00:20:00,421 --> 00:20:01,620 [Scoffs] Look here, Bow. 570 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,188 - Just take a picture of us, okay? - Okay. 571 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,523 - There you go. - Yep. Sure. 572 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,225 - All right, let's go. - All right, let's see. 573 00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:08,422 - Come on. Smile for the camera. - There you go. 574 00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:09,562 - You guys look amazing. - All right. 575 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,473 [Camera clicks] 576 00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:13,932 ♪ 577 00:20:17,355 --> 00:20:20,590 Say wassup to Josh's new assistant, kid! 578 00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:22,600 Don't make me regret helping you. 579 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:23,838 Just sayin'. 580 00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:25,275 Now that I've got this job, 581 00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:28,344 I might be able to get on the advertising fast track 582 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,131 and never go back to college again! 583 00:20:31,217 --> 00:20:33,467 - DRE: Junior! - Uhh... 584 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,574 Did I hear correctly? 585 00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:39,364 [Stammers] 586 00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:40,519 W-What'd you hear? 587 00:20:40,553 --> 00:20:42,343 That you're gonna be working for Josh now. 588 00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:44,527 Hey, son, I think that's great. 589 00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:46,777 You know, you could use that extra money to buy books 590 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,367 when you get back to Howard. 591 00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:50,277 Oh, ye... Right, right, right. 592 00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:51,317 "When." 593 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,697 Mm. 594 00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:54,317 JACK: So, either you'll go back to college 595 00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:56,617 or you'll skip it and Dad will kill you. 596 00:20:56,618 --> 00:20:58,178 Either way, I'm gonna get my own room. 597 00:20:58,203 --> 00:21:00,604 ♪♪ 598 00:21:00,629 --> 00:21:05,629 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 42957

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