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>> Thank you, thank you.
Hi, I'm Dr. Todd Bodd
and welcome to "Doc Talk ."

Hi, I'm Dr. Todd Bodd
and welcome to "Doc Talk ."
Today, we're talking about the

and welcome to "Doc Talk ."
Today, we're talking about the
healing power of vitamins.

Today, we're talking about the
healing power of vitamins.
This is Debbie, a volunteer

healing power of vitamins.
This is Debbie, a volunteer
from our audience.

This is Debbie, a volunteer
from our audience.
Now, Debbie, do you take your

from our audience.
Now, Debbie, do you take your
vitamins?

Now, Debbie, do you take your
vitamins?
>> I do.

vitamins?
>> I do.
>> Good girl.

>> I do.
>> Good girl.
>> You're very handsome.

>> Good girl.
>> You're very handsome.
Oh!

>> You're very handsome.
Oh!
>> Oh, you--

Oh!
>> Oh, you--
you can go back to your seat.

>> Oh, you--
you can go back to your seat.
Let's get her back.

you can go back to your seat.
Let's get her back.
>> Okay.

Let's get her back.
>> Okay.
>> Thank you, thank you, Debbie.

Vitamins are the key to health
and perhaps the cure
for the common cold.

and perhaps the cure
for the common cold.
Now, how many of you have ever

for the common cold.
Now, how many of you have ever
heard of vitamin megadoses?

Now, how many of you have ever
heard of vitamin megadoses?
>> Ooh, ooh!

heard of vitamin megadoses?
>> Ooh, ooh!
I have!

>> Ooh, ooh!
I have!
But I've also heard of fairies

I have!
But I've also heard of fairies
and the Loch Ness monster, and

But I've also heard of fairies
and the Loch Ness monster, and
those won't cure your cold

and the Loch Ness monster, and
those won't cure your cold
either.

those won't cure your cold
either.
>> What?

either.
>> What?
>> Vitamins supplements don't

>> What?
>> Vitamins supplements don't
cure colds.

>> Vitamins supplements don't
cure colds.
They don't prolong your life.

cure colds.
They don't prolong your life.
And in some cases, they may

They don't prolong your life.
And in some cases, they may
actually be harmful.

And in some cases, they may
actually be harmful.
>> Who are you?

actually be harmful.
>> Who are you?
- Hi, I'm Adam Conover, and

>> Who are you?
- Hi, I'm Adam Conover, and
this is "Adam Ruins Everything."

- Hi, I'm Adam Conover, and
this is "Adam Ruins Everything."
We're doing kind of a

this is "Adam Ruins Everything."
We're doing kind of a
show-within-the-show

We're doing kind of a
show-within-the-show
thing here today.

show-within-the-show
thing here today.
See, look.

thing here today.
See, look.
Here's my camera,

See, look.
Here's my camera,
there's your camera. See?

Here's my camera,
there's your camera. See?
My camera, your camera.

there's your camera. See?
My camera, your camera.
Your camera is on my camera.

My camera, your camera.
Your camera is on my camera.
Ooh, so meta.

Your camera is on my camera.
Ooh, so meta.
>> Sorry, I've never heard of

Ooh, so meta.
>> Sorry, I've never heard of
your show.

>> Sorry, I've never heard of
your show.
I'm a little busy with my own

your show.
I'm a little busy with my own
show here.

>> Okay, well, which would you
guy rather see?
His dumb show about how you

guy rather see?
His dumb show about how you
should take your vitamins,

His dumb show about how you
should take your vitamins,
or my show about a mad scientist

should take your vitamins,
or my show about a mad scientist
who fooled a nation?

Also, on my show,
he takes his shirt off.
>> Yay! My show wins!

he takes his shirt off.
>> Yay! My show wins!
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So, what are vitamins?
>> Huge pills that smell
like old olives?

>> Huge pills that smell
like old olives?
>> Wrong, anyone else?

like old olives?
>> Wrong, anyone else?
Here we go.

>> Wrong, anyone else?
Here we go.
>> Uh, candy that's shaped like

Here we go.
>> Uh, candy that's shaped like
cartoon characters.

>> Uh, candy that's shaped like
cartoon characters.
>> Wrong again.

cartoon characters.
>> Wrong again.
You're both thinking

>> Wrong again.
You're both thinking
of vitamin supplements.

You're both thinking
of vitamin supplements.
What are the vitamins

of vitamin supplements.
What are the vitamins
themselves?

What are the vitamins
themselves?
>> Little bits of goop

themselves?
>> Little bits of goop
that your body needs?

>> Little bits of goop
that your body needs?
I love you, Todd.

that your body needs?
I love you, Todd.
>> Exactly.

I love you, Todd.
>> Exactly.
They're a collection of various

>> Exactly.
They're a collection of various
micronutrients that are

They're a collection of various
micronutrients that are
essential for your body to

micronutrients that are
essential for your body to
function normally.

essential for your body to
function normally.
>> Yes, so vitamins make

function normally.
>> Yes, so vitamins make
us healthy.

>> Yes, so vitamins make
us healthy.
>> Except that by definition,

vitamins are nutrients we only

need a tiny little bit of.
And normally, we get plenty of
them from the food we eat.

And normally, we get plenty of
them from the food we eat.
>> Arr!

But what if I contract scurvy?
>> You won't.
Scurvy is caused by an extreme

>> You won't.
Scurvy is caused by an extreme
lack of vitamin C.

Scurvy is caused by an extreme
lack of vitamin C.
Pirates used to get it because

lack of vitamin C.
Pirates used to get it because
they ate nothing but hardtack

Pirates used to get it because
they ate nothing but hardtack
biscuits for months.

they ate nothing but hardtack
biscuits for months.
But if you eat normal food in

biscuits for months.
But if you eat normal food in
normal quantities,

But if you eat normal food in
normal quantities,
you'll be fine, like,

normal quantities,
you'll be fine, like,
just eat a lemon, ever.

you'll be fine, like,
just eat a lemon, ever.
>> Mmm.

just eat a lemon, ever.
>> Mmm.
I feel better already, indeed!

>> Mmm.
I feel better already, indeed!
>> But getting more vitamins is

I feel better already, indeed!
>> But getting more vitamins is
even better!

>> But getting more vitamins is
even better!
>> No, it isn't.

even better!
>> No, it isn't.
Vitamins are sort of like cats.

>> No, it isn't.
Vitamins are sort of like cats.
If you have no cats,

Vitamins are sort of like cats.
If you have no cats,
you'll be lonely.

If you have no cats,
you'll be lonely.
If you have a cat or two,

you'll be lonely.
If you have a cat or two,
you'll feel better.

If you have a cat or two,
you'll feel better.
But that's enough cats.

you'll feel better.
But that's enough cats.
No one needs to load up on cats.

And just like with cats, you
don't want to overdo it.
Studies show that taking too

don't want to overdo it.
Studies show that taking too
much of some vitamins, like A,

Studies show that taking too
much of some vitamins, like A,
D, or E, can actually

much of some vitamins, like A,
D, or E, can actually
make you sick.

D, or E, can actually
make you sick.
>> Well, even if that's true,

make you sick.
>> Well, even if that's true,
megadoses of

>> Well, even if that's true,
megadoses of
vitamin C will cure--

megadoses of
vitamin C will cure--
>> Nothing.

vitamin C will cure--
>> Nothing.
Vitamin C does not treat or cure

>> Nothing.
Vitamin C does not treat or cure
the common cold and products

Vitamin C does not treat or cure
the common cold and products
that claim it does are nonsense.

Remember Airborne?
>> Sure, the cold medicine
created by a schoolteacher.

>> Sure, the cold medicine
created by a schoolteacher.
It keeps you from getting colds

created by a schoolteacher.
It keeps you from getting colds
from touching the magazines

It keeps you from getting colds
from touching the magazines
on airplanes.

from touching the magazines
on airplanes.
>> That is not true.

on airplanes.
>> That is not true.
Who gave you a medical license?

>> That is not true.
Who gave you a medical license?
>> Oprah.

Who gave you a medical license?
>> Oprah.
>> Airborne is a cocktail of

>> Oprah.
>> Airborne is a cocktail of
plain old vitamins that was

>> Airborne is a cocktail of
plain old vitamins that was
marketed as a cure for

plain old vitamins that was
marketed as a cure for
the common cold.

But in 2006, they were sued for
false advertising and ended up
paying out $23 million.

false advertising and ended up
paying out $23 million.
Airborne doesn't cure anything.

paying out $23 million.
Airborne doesn't cure anything.
It's basically just bubbles.

>> When I take vitamin C,
it makes me feel better.
>> Yes, the placebo effect is

it makes me feel better.
>> Yes, the placebo effect is
very powerful.

>> Yes, the placebo effect is
very powerful.
But that's all it is.

very powerful.
But that's all it is.
In reality, at least 15

But that's all it is.
In reality, at least 15
different studies have concluded

In reality, at least 15
different studies have concluded
that vitamin C does not treat

different studies have concluded
that vitamin C does not treat
the common cold.

Hey, it's not my fault everyone
believes vitamins are magic.

It's Linus Pauling's fault.
>> Great, can I go back to doing
my show now?

>> Great, can I go back to doing
my show now?
No, no, no, do not pan away!

my show now?
No, no, no, do not pan away!
Come on!

No, no, no, do not pan away!
Come on!
>> Linus Pauling was a genius

Come on!
>> Linus Pauling was a genius
chemist and the only person in

>> Linus Pauling was a genius
chemist and the only person in
history to be awarded two solo

chemist and the only person in
history to be awarded two solo
Nobel prizes.

history to be awarded two solo
Nobel prizes.
He was one of America's true

Nobel prizes.
He was one of America's true
scientific celebrities.

He was one of America's true
scientific celebrities.
>> Linus, I love your chemistry!

scientific celebrities.
>> Linus, I love your chemistry!
>> Your research is amazing!

>> Linus, I love your chemistry!
>> Your research is amazing!
>> But in the early '70s,

>> Your research is amazing!
>> But in the early '70s,
Pauling became obsessed with

>> But in the early '70s,
Pauling became obsessed with
the idea of living forever and

Pauling became obsessed with
the idea of living forever and
basically went vitamin-crazy.

>> Great Neils Bohr's ghost!
I've got it.
>> He began claiming that

I've got it.
>> He began claiming that
massive doses of vitamin C could

>> He began claiming that
massive doses of vitamin C could
prevent the common cold, prolong

massive doses of vitamin C could
prevent the common cold, prolong
your life and even cure cancer.

prevent the common cold, prolong
your life and even cure cancer.
and because has was

your life and even cure cancer.
and because has was
a celebrity scientist,

and because has was
a celebrity scientist,
the media trusted him.

a celebrity scientist,
the media trusted him.
>> So these vita-pills

the media trusted him.
>> So these vita-pills
will cure my sniffles?

>> So these vita-pills
will cure my sniffles?
>> That's right, and get this:

will cure my sniffles?
>> That's right, and get this:
You'll also never get sick

>> That's right, and get this:
You'll also never get sick
or die.

You'll also never get sick
or die.
>> Sounds pretty far out.

or die.
>> Sounds pretty far out.
>> Oh, yeah.

>> Sounds pretty far out.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> But if the smartest cat in

>> Oh, yeah.
>> But if the smartest cat in
America is saying it,

>> But if the smartest cat in
America is saying it,
it must be true.

America is saying it,
it must be true.
Up next is Charo

it must be true.
Up next is Charo
and puppet superstar Madam.

Up next is Charo
and puppet superstar Madam.
>> No, no, no, no!

and puppet superstar Madam.
>> No, no, no, no!
No, you don't.

>> No, no, no, no!
No, you don't.
We are going back to my show.

No, you don't.
We are going back to my show.
Where is it?

We are going back to my show.
Where is it?
>> This way!

But repeated studies have proven
that Pauling was totally wrong.
There is no medical basis

that Pauling was totally wrong.
There is no medical basis
for his claims, and in 1994,

There is no medical basis
for his claims, and in 1994,
he actually died of cancer,

for his claims, and in 1994,
he actually died of cancer,
the very disease he claimed

he actually died of cancer,
the very disease he claimed
vitamins would cure.

the very disease he claimed
vitamins would cure.
>> You're telling me that

vitamins would cure.
>> You're telling me that
vitamin supplements are a lie

>> You're telling me that
vitamin supplements are a lie
and we only believe in them

vitamin supplements are a lie
and we only believe in them
because one man went crazy.

and we only believe in them
because one man went crazy.
>> Yeah.

because one man went crazy.
>> Yeah.
Pauling was the Michael Jackson

>> Yeah.
Pauling was the Michael Jackson
of nutrition.

Pauling was the Michael Jackson
of nutrition.
He totally changed the game.

of nutrition.
He totally changed the game.
We had no idea how crazy he was,

He totally changed the game.
We had no idea how crazy he was,
and 40 years later, we're still

We had no idea how crazy he was,
and 40 years later, we're still
humming the tunes.

and 40 years later, we're still
humming the tunes.
>> Wow.

humming the tunes.
>> Wow.
That's bad.

>> Wow.
That's bad.
>> It's bad.

That's bad.
>> It's bad.
You know it.

>> Um, so we shouldn't
listen to experts?
>> No, of course you should.

listen to experts?
>> No, of course you should.
You just need to remember that

>> No, of course you should.
You just need to remember that
experts can be wrong, too,

You just need to remember that
experts can be wrong, too,
so you still need to critically

experts can be wrong, too,
so you still need to critically
examine ideas, even when they

so you still need to critically
examine ideas, even when they
come from a certifiable genius,

examine ideas, even when they
come from a certifiable genius,
or a very handsome TV show host.

come from a certifiable genius,
or a very handsome TV show host.
>> Oh, thank you.

or a very handsome TV show host.
>> Oh, thank you.
>> Sure.

>> Oh, thank you.
>> Sure.
You too.

>> Sure.
You too.
>> All right, you've told your

You too.
>> All right, you've told your
little vitamin story.

>> All right, you've told your
little vitamin story.
Neato.

little vitamin story.
Neato.
Now, get out of here and go ruin

Neato.
Now, get out of here and go ruin
Kathie Lee and Hoda.

Now, get out of here and go ruin
Kathie Lee and Hoda.
>> Oh, that's impossible.

Kathie Lee and Hoda.
>> Oh, that's impossible.
They are way too likeable.

>> Oh, that's impossible.
They are way too likeable.
>> Go.

>> Okay, everyone, reset.
Back to one.

>> I don't know what that was,
but it's over.
When we come back, I'll be

but it's over.
When we come back, I'll be
talking about the most important

When we come back, I'll be
talking about the most important
meal of the day.

talking about the most important
meal of the day.
Breakfast.

meal of the day.
Breakfast.
>> And I'll be talking about how

Breakfast.
>> And I'll be talking about how
everything you know about

>> And I'll be talking about how
everything you know about
breakfast is wrong.

everything you know about
breakfast is wrong.
>> We have security.

breakfast is wrong.
>> We have security.
How does this keep happening?

>> Whoa!
I love Honey Toasted Crunchies.
>> Me too.

I love Honey Toasted Crunchies.
>> Me too.
>> Well, I love that they're

>> Me too.
>> Well, I love that they're
part of a balanced breakfast.

>> Well, I love that they're
part of a balanced breakfast.
>> Actually, they're not.

part of a balanced breakfast.
>> Actually, they're not.
Also, I think your refrigerator

>> Actually, they're not.
Also, I think your refrigerator
shelves are broken.

Also, I think your refrigerator
shelves are broken.
I know they are.

shelves are broken.
I know they are.
I broke them.

I know they are.
I broke them.
And you're out of mayo.

I broke them.
And you're out of mayo.
>> What's happening?

And you're out of mayo.
>> What's happening?
>> Adam, just let them finish

>> What's happening?
>> Adam, just let them finish
the commercial so we can go

>> Adam, just let them finish
the commercial so we can go
back to my show.

the commercial so we can go
back to my show.
>> Sorry, but this commercial

back to my show.
>> Sorry, but this commercial
is full of lies.

>> Sorry, but this commercial
is full of lies.
First of all, why do these ads

is full of lies.
First of all, why do these ads
always have so much food?

First of all, why do these ads
always have so much food?
Who's eating this much?

always have so much food?
Who's eating this much?
And secondly, this "balanced

Who's eating this much?
And secondly, this "balanced
breakfast" is anything but.

And secondly, this "balanced
breakfast" is anything but.
Come on, I'll show you!

breakfast" is anything but.
Come on, I'll show you!
>> I am so sorry.

Come on, I'll show you!
>> I am so sorry.
>> Let's start with O.J.

>> I am so sorry.
>> Let's start with O.J.
Juice commercials would have you

>> Let's start with O.J.
Juice commercials would have you
believe that every sip comes

Juice commercials would have you
believe that every sip comes
right from the tree.

believe that every sip comes
right from the tree.
>> Right.

right from the tree.
>> Right.
Orange juice is totally natural.

>> Right.
Orange juice is totally natural.
Look.

Orange juice is totally natural.
Look.
There's a straw

Look.
There's a straw
right in the orange.

There's a straw
right in the orange.
It's like I'm drinking

right in the orange.
It's like I'm drinking
straight from the fruit.

It's like I'm drinking
straight from the fruit.
>> Man, you really are gullible.

straight from the fruit.
>> Man, you really are gullible.
>> Yeah?

>> Man, you really are gullible.
>> Yeah?
>> Even "not from concentrate"

>> Yeah?
>> Even "not from concentrate"
orange juice is just as

>> Even "not from concentrate"
orange juice is just as
processed as any other mass

orange juice is just as
processed as any other mass
market food.

processed as any other mass
market food.
Orange juice has an extremely

market food.
Orange juice has an extremely
short shelf life, so to stop it

Orange juice has an extremely
short shelf life, so to stop it
from spoiling, manufacturers

short shelf life, so to stop it
from spoiling, manufacturers
extract all the oxygen

from spoiling, manufacturers
extract all the oxygen
from the juice.

extract all the oxygen
from the juice.
(mechanical twriling, beeping)

>> Oxygen removal complete.
>> But that process also
removes all the orange flavor.

>> But that process also
removes all the orange flavor.
>> It just tastes like...

removes all the orange flavor.
>> It just tastes like...
sweet.

>> It just tastes like...
sweet.
>> Right.

sweet.
>> Right.
So manufacturers artificially

>> Right.
So manufacturers artificially
jam it back in by using

So manufacturers artificially
jam it back in by using
flavor packs.

jam it back in by using
flavor packs.
>> That can't be natural.

flavor packs.
>> That can't be natural.
>> It's not.

>> That can't be natural.
>> It's not.
The taste that you know as

>> It's not.
The taste that you know as
Tropicana, Florida's Natural

The taste that you know as
Tropicana, Florida's Natural
or Minute Maid was actually

Tropicana, Florida's Natural
or Minute Maid was actually
designed in the same lab that

or Minute Maid was actually
designed in the same lab that
makes perfume for Calvin Klein

designed in the same lab that
makes perfume for Calvin Klein
and Dior.

makes perfume for Calvin Klein
and Dior.
Oh, citrusy!

and Dior.
Oh, citrusy!
The trick is, since the flavor

Oh, citrusy!
The trick is, since the flavor
packs are technically made

The trick is, since the flavor
packs are technically made
of orange byproducts,

packs are technically made
of orange byproducts,
they don't have to write

of orange byproducts,
they don't have to write
"artificially flavored"

they don't have to write
"artificially flavored"
on the label, but they are.

"artificially flavored"
on the label, but they are.
>> Well, if it's all oranges,

on the label, but they are.
>> Well, if it's all oranges,
who cares?

>> Well, if it's all oranges,
who cares?
>> Yeah.

who cares?
>> Yeah.
Flavor packs aren't bad

>> Yeah.
Flavor packs aren't bad
for you, they're just

Flavor packs aren't bad
for you, they're just
super interesting.

for you, they're just
super interesting.
>> Uh-huh.

super interesting.
>> Uh-huh.
Well, great.

>> Uh-huh.
Well, great.
>> What's bad for you about

Well, great.
>> What's bad for you about
orange juice is the sugar.

>> What's bad for you about
orange juice is the sugar.
>> What sugar?

orange juice is the sugar.
>> What sugar?
>> Kind of a strong reaction.

>> What sugar?
>> Kind of a strong reaction.
You didn't know this?

>> Kind of a strong reaction.
You didn't know this?
O.J. is loaded with it.

You didn't know this?
O.J. is loaded with it.
An eight-ounce glass of

O.J. is loaded with it.
An eight-ounce glass of
Tropicana contains 22 grams

An eight-ounce glass of
Tropicana contains 22 grams
of sugar.

Tropicana contains 22 grams
of sugar.
That's almost as much as a

of sugar.
That's almost as much as a
Pepsi, which makes sense, since

That's almost as much as a
Pepsi, which makes sense, since
Tropicana is owned by Pepsi.

Pepsi, which makes sense, since
Tropicana is owned by Pepsi.
>> Really?

Tropicana is owned by Pepsi.
>> Really?
Oh, man.

>> Really?
Oh, man.
Network says I'm fired if

Oh, man.
Network says I'm fired if
I can't keep my weight down.

It's milk for me.
Does a body good.
>> Where'd you hear that?

Does a body good.
>> Where'd you hear that?
>> TV?

>> Where'd you hear that?
>> TV?
>> Ah, more empty advertising.

>> TV?
>> Ah, more empty advertising.
Come on!

>> Ah, more empty advertising.
Come on!
>> You mean all those fun milk

Come on!
>> You mean all those fun milk
PSAs from the '90s?

>> You mean all those fun milk
PSAs from the '90s?
Those weren't ads.

PSAs from the '90s?
Those weren't ads.
They were trying

Those weren't ads.
They were trying
to keep us healthy.

They were trying
to keep us healthy.
>> Sorry, Todd.

to keep us healthy.
>> Sorry, Todd.
But those PSAs were just

>> Sorry, Todd.
But those PSAs were just
for-profit marketing paid for

But those PSAs were just
for-profit marketing paid for
by the dairy industry.

for-profit marketing paid for
by the dairy industry.
>> Milk's got stuff that's good

by the dairy industry.
>> Milk's got stuff that's good
for my bones and stuff that's

>> Milk's got stuff that's good
for my bones and stuff that's
good for my muscles.

for my bones and stuff that's
good for my muscles.
>> Strong bones, beautiful skin

good for my muscles.
>> Strong bones, beautiful skin
and a healthy body.

>> Strong bones, beautiful skin
and a healthy body.
>> All that protein for muscle,

and a healthy body.
>> All that protein for muscle,
and calcium for bones.

>> All that protein for muscle,
and calcium for bones.
>> We've been fed claims like

and calcium for bones.
>> We've been fed claims like
these ever since we were kids,

>> We've been fed claims like
these ever since we were kids,
but none of them are true.

these ever since we were kids,
but none of them are true.
Repeated research has shown

but none of them are true.
Repeated research has shown
that milk does not help you

Repeated research has shown
that milk does not help you
build strong bones.

that milk does not help you
build strong bones.
In fact, one study found that

build strong bones.
In fact, one study found that
people who drink a lot of milk

In fact, one study found that
people who drink a lot of milk
are at a higher rate

people who drink a lot of milk
are at a higher rate
of bone fracture.

are at a higher rate
of bone fracture.
>> Okay, but we need milk

of bone fracture.
>> Okay, but we need milk
for calcium.

>> You know,
there's calcium everywhere.
Gram for gram, most dried herbs

there's calcium everywhere.
Gram for gram, most dried herbs
have more calcium than milk.

>> Oh, hey,

it's Alissa Hamilton,
and she's a journalist
who's written extensively

and she's a journalist
who's written extensively
about the orange juice

who's written extensively
about the orange juice
and dairy industries.

about the orange juice
and dairy industries.
>> Milk is not the wonder food

and dairy industries.
>> Milk is not the wonder food
that we once thought it was.

A glass of plain milk has 13
grams of naturally occurring
sugar.

>> More sugar?
I hate sugar!
>> We've been told our entire

I hate sugar!
>> We've been told our entire
lives that milk is some kind of

>> We've been told our entire
lives that milk is some kind of
nutritional necessity,

lives that milk is some kind of
nutritional necessity,
but it's not.

nutritional necessity,
but it's not.
It's just another product being

but it's not.
It's just another product being
marketed like any other.

It's just another product being
marketed like any other.
>> What are we supposed

marketed like any other.
>> What are we supposed
to put on our cereal, then?

>> What are we supposed
to put on our cereal, then?
Water?

to put on our cereal, then?
Water?
Ugh!

Water?
Ugh!
>> Maybe it's time we let go

Ugh!
>> Maybe it's time we let go
of cereal, too.

>> What?
But we love our
Honey Toasted Crunchies.

But we love our
Honey Toasted Crunchies.
>> I'm very difficult to handle

Honey Toasted Crunchies.
>> I'm very difficult to handle
if I don't get my Crunchies.

>> I'm very difficult to handle
if I don't get my Crunchies.
>> Well, what if I told you

if I don't get my Crunchies.
>> Well, what if I told you
that cereal was invented by

>> Well, what if I told you
that cereal was invented by
sex-hating religious zealots?

that cereal was invented by
sex-hating religious zealots?
>> Jeez, man, my kid's here.

sex-hating religious zealots?
>> Jeez, man, my kid's here.
>> Oh, never too young to learn.

>> Jeez, man, my kid's here.
>> Oh, never too young to learn.
Breakfast cereal as we know it

>> Oh, never too young to learn.
Breakfast cereal as we know it
was invented by a man named

Breakfast cereal as we know it
was invented by a man named
John Harvey Kellogg,

was invented by a man named
John Harvey Kellogg,
and if you saw

John Harvey Kellogg,
and if you saw
our sex episode...

and if you saw
our sex episode...
>> He didn't.

our sex episode...
>> He didn't.
>> You'll remember that he was

>> He didn't.
>> You'll remember that he was
a real weirdo.

>> You'll remember that he was
a real weirdo.
>> Masturbation causes insanity,

a real weirdo.
>> Masturbation causes insanity,
and circumcision is the cure.

>> Masturbation causes insanity,
and circumcision is the cure.
>> Gah!

and circumcision is the cure.
>> Gah!
>> The other cure, a delicious

>> Gah!
>> The other cure, a delicious
bowl of Dr. Kellogg's granula.

>> The other cure, a delicious
bowl of Dr. Kellogg's granula.
It preserves your sperm

bowl of Dr. Kellogg's granula.
It preserves your sperm
for strength.

It preserves your sperm
for strength.
>> Why does he think those two

for strength.
>> Why does he think those two
things are related?

>> Why does he think those two
things are related?
>> Well, he was following

things are related?
>> Well, he was following
the teachings of an evangelical

>> Well, he was following
the teachings of an evangelical
minister named Sylvester Graham,

the teachings of an evangelical
minister named Sylvester Graham,
who believed that sugar

minister named Sylvester Graham,
who believed that sugar
and spice were tools of Satan.

who believed that sugar
and spice were tools of Satan.
>> Spicy rich foods lead

and spice were tools of Satan.
>> Spicy rich foods lead
to impure thoughts

>> Spicy rich foods lead
to impure thoughts
and sinful deeds!

to impure thoughts
and sinful deeds!
They inspire thoughts of

and sinful deeds!
They inspire thoughts of
sex and the devil.

They inspire thoughts of
sex and the devil.
A sexy devil, like Elvira!

sex and the devil.
A sexy devil, like Elvira!
To remain sane and pure,

A sexy devil, like Elvira!
To remain sane and pure,
eat my newest creation,

To remain sane and pure,
eat my newest creation,
the graham cracker!

eat my newest creation,
the graham cracker!
>> Ooh, I love graham crackers.

the graham cracker!
>> Ooh, I love graham crackers.
>> You might not like

>> Ooh, I love graham crackers.
>> You might not like
this one, though.

>> You might not like
this one, though.
>> Is that a snack

this one, though.
>> Is that a snack
or a punishment?

>> Is that a snack
or a punishment?
>> Yeah, the original foods

or a punishment?
>> Yeah, the original foods
these guys invented were

>> Yeah, the original foods
these guys invented were
practically inedible,

these guys invented were
practically inedible,
and that was that point.

practically inedible,
and that was that point.
>> Eating hard flaked wheat lets

and that was that point.
>> Eating hard flaked wheat lets
God know you hate pleasure.

>> Eating hard flaked wheat lets
God know you hate pleasure.
>> It's what you deserve,

God know you hate pleasure.
>> It's what you deserve,
you sexy sinner!

>> It's what you deserve,
you sexy sinner!
>> Despite their weird ideas,

you sexy sinner!
>> Despite their weird ideas,
Kellogg's cereal and graham

>> Despite their weird ideas,
Kellogg's cereal and graham
crackers were actually a lot

Kellogg's cereal and graham
crackers were actually a lot
healthier than what most people

crackers were actually a lot
healthier than what most people
ate back then,

healthier than what most people
ate back then,
but a century later, we filled

ate back then,
but a century later, we filled
them both with sugar.

but a century later, we filled
them both with sugar.
>> Sugar?

them both with sugar.
>> Sugar?
>> Mm-hmm.

>> Sugar?
>> Mm-hmm.
>> Sugar!

>> If you gave a bowl of today's
cereal to Kellogg or Graham,
they would be horrified.

cereal to Kellogg or Graham,
they would be horrified.
>> Blasphemy!

they would be horrified.
>> Blasphemy!
These will inspire

>> Blasphemy!
These will inspire
lustful thoughts.

These will inspire
lustful thoughts.
They smell so sweet and sugary.

lustful thoughts.
They smell so sweet and sugary.
The scent goes straight

They smell so sweet and sugary.
The scent goes straight
to my member!

The scent goes straight
to my member!
>> Guys, it doesn't really

to my member!
>> Guys, it doesn't really
work that way.

>> Guys, it doesn't really
work that way.
You make your own truth,

work that way.
You make your own truth,
I guess.

>> Okay, so what should we eat
for breakfast, then?
>> Oh, well, I eat oatmeal

for breakfast, then?
>> Oh, well, I eat oatmeal
with soy sauce on it.

>> Oh, well, I eat oatmeal
with soy sauce on it.
What?

with soy sauce on it.
What?
It's good.

What?
It's good.
Look, eat whatever you like.

It's good.
Look, eat whatever you like.
Just forget all this marketing

Look, eat whatever you like.
Just forget all this marketing
and think outside

Just forget all this marketing
and think outside
the cereal box.

and think outside
the cereal box.
>> Wow, we've learned

the cereal box.
>> Wow, we've learned
a lot today.

>> Wow, we've learned
a lot today.
>> But we better

a lot today.
>> But we better
get back to my show.

>> But we better
get back to my show.
This commercial break

get back to my show.
This commercial break
has taken forever.

This commercial break
has taken forever.
>> Well, wait.

has taken forever.
>> Well, wait.
What happens to us?

>> Well, wait.
What happens to us?
>> Oh, you're not real.

What happens to us?
>> Oh, you're not real.
You're just a commercial family.

>> Oh, you're not real.
You're just a commercial family.
Bye!

You're just a commercial family.
Bye!
>> No.

Bye!
>> No.
No, I work at... Office?

>> Mommy?
>> Honey Toasted Crunchies.
Part of an unbalanced breakfast.

>> Honey Toasted Crunchies.
Part of an unbalanced breakfast.
>> And we're back.

Part of an unbalanced breakfast.
>> And we're back.
We have to go back

>> And we're back.
We have to go back
to break already?

We have to go back
to break already?
Well, stay tuned, 'cause when we

to break already?
Well, stay tuned, 'cause when we
come back, I'll be telling you

Well, stay tuned, 'cause when we
come back, I'll be telling you
how eating chocolate can

come back, I'll be telling you
how eating chocolate can
actually help you lose weight.

how eating chocolate can
actually help you lose weight.
>> And I'll be explaining how

actually help you lose weight.
>> And I'll be explaining how
medical shows like this one end

>> And I'll be explaining how
medical shows like this one end
up telling you big fat

medical shows like this one end
up telling you big fat
lies like that.

up telling you big fat
lies like that.
>> Why is nobody stopping this?

lies like that.
>> Why is nobody stopping this?
>> I locked the doors

>> Why is nobody stopping this?
>> I locked the doors
from the outside.

>> I locked the doors
from the outside.
No one can get in.

>> Sorry about all
the unexpected interruptions
earlier, but now, I'm gonna tell

the unexpected interruptions
earlier, but now, I'm gonna tell
you about a remarkable new diet

earlier, but now, I'm gonna tell
you about a remarkable new diet
tip, and this one really works.

you about a remarkable new diet
tip, and this one really works.
>> Are you sure about that?

tip, and this one really works.
>> Are you sure about that?
You have a "remarkable new diet

>> Are you sure about that?
You have a "remarkable new diet
tip that really works"

You have a "remarkable new diet
tip that really works"
on every show.

tip that really works"
on every show.
>> Uh, yeah.

on every show.
>> Uh, yeah.
There was a scientific study

>> Uh, yeah.
There was a scientific study
done on it, so I'm pretty sure

There was a scientific study
done on it, so I'm pretty sure
I know what I'm talking about.

done on it, so I'm pretty sure
I know what I'm talking about.
Plus, I have a TV show.

>> Yeah, just because you have
a TV show doesn't mean
you can't be wrong.

a TV show doesn't mean
you can't be wrong.
Heck, my show is fact-checked

you can't be wrong.
Heck, my show is fact-checked
and I could be wrong.

That's why I put my sources
on screen, so that people
can check my work.

on screen, so that people
can check my work.
Do you do that?

can check my work.
Do you do that?
>> No, but I just know

Do you do that?
>> No, but I just know
I'm right about this one.

>> No, but I just know
I'm right about this one.
>> Okay.

I'm right about this one.
>> Okay.
>> My next guest discovered that

>> Okay.
>> My next guest discovered that
adding chocolate to your diet

>> My next guest discovered that
adding chocolate to your diet
can actually help you

adding chocolate to your diet
can actually help you
lose weight.

can actually help you
lose weight.
>> I knew it.

lose weight.
>> I knew it.
>> Please welcome John Bohannon.

>> This man is a fraud.
>> Adam, no he's not,
he's my guest.

>> Adam, no he's not,
he's my guest.
I'm sorry, John.

he's my guest.
I'm sorry, John.
>> No, no, I am a fraud man.

I purposefully did a fraudulent
study about the health benefits
of chocolate and I convinced

study about the health benefits
of chocolate and I convinced
the media that eating chocolate

of chocolate and I convinced
the media that eating chocolate
helps you lose weight.

the media that eating chocolate
helps you lose weight.
>> Why would you do that?

helps you lose weight.
>> Why would you do that?
>> Because nutritious science

>> Why would you do that?
>> Because nutritious science
is totally broken and I wanted

>> Because nutritious science
is totally broken and I wanted
to show that it's actually very

is totally broken and I wanted
to show that it's actually very
easy to fool the media into

to show that it's actually very
easy to fool the media into
making those big headlines that

easy to fool the media into
making those big headlines that
cause those crazy diet fads

making those big headlines that
cause those crazy diet fads
in the first place.

cause those crazy diet fads
in the first place.
>> God, I love your work.

in the first place.
>> God, I love your work.
>> Likewise.

>> God, I love your work.
>> Likewise.
Which brings us to our next

>> Likewise.
Which brings us to our next
segment, Cooking Up a Fraudulent

Which brings us to our next
segment, Cooking Up a Fraudulent
Study With Chefs Adam and John.

So, John, tell us.
How do you bake
this terrible cake?

How do you bake
this terrible cake?
>> It's a recipe

this terrible cake?
>> It's a recipe
with four steps.

>> It's a recipe
with four steps.
First, you have to take a

with four steps.
First, you have to take a
really skewed sample rather

First, you have to take a
really skewed sample rather
than a properly balanced one.

really skewed sample rather
than a properly balanced one.
>> Okay, so I'll take a little

than a properly balanced one.
>> Okay, so I'll take a little
bit of this, and this,

>> Okay, so I'll take a little
bit of this, and this,
and some of these.

bit of this, and this,
and some of these.
And ooh, this wouldn't make

and some of these.
And ooh, this wouldn't make
any sense in here.

And ooh, this wouldn't make
any sense in here.
Yeah.

any sense in here.
Yeah.
>> Next, you need to cherry-pick

Yeah.
>> Next, you need to cherry-pick
your data, taking the stuff that

>> Next, you need to cherry-pick
your data, taking the stuff that
supports what you're interested

your data, taking the stuff that
supports what you're interested
in and throwing out the rest.

supports what you're interested
in and throwing out the rest.
>> Okay, so, like, this one

in and throwing out the rest.
>> Okay, so, like, this one
supports my claims and this one.

>> Okay, so, like, this one
supports my claims and this one.
And this one here.

supports my claims and this one.
And this one here.
But the rest of these,

And this one here.
But the rest of these,
I can just throw away.

But the rest of these,
I can just throw away.
Wow, that's so easy!

I can just throw away.
Wow, that's so easy!
>> Third, you need to get it

Wow, that's so easy!
>> Third, you need to get it
published in a shady journal

>> Third, you need to get it
published in a shady journal
with no academic standards.

published in a shady journal
with no academic standards.
>> Oh, we have one

with no academic standards.
>> Oh, we have one
right over here.

>> Oh, we have one
right over here.
>> But it has to have a sciencey

right over here.
>> But it has to have a sciencey
name, like, the International

>> But it has to have a sciencey
name, like, the International
Archives of Medicine.

name, like, the International
Archives of Medicine.
>> What's great about journals

Archives of Medicine.
>> What's great about journals
like this is they'll take

>> What's great about journals
like this is they'll take
any garbage you give 'em.

like this is they'll take
any garbage you give 'em.
>> Don't the science journals

any garbage you give 'em.
>> Don't the science journals
have to make sure that

>> Don't the science journals
have to make sure that
the papers are actually,

have to make sure that
the papers are actually,
like, scientific?

the papers are actually,
like, scientific?
>> Well, for most journals, yes,

like, scientific?
>> Well, for most journals, yes,
but there are journals that are

>> Well, for most journals, yes,
but there are journals that are
just out to make a buck and

but there are journals that are
just out to make a buck and
they'll publish anything you

just out to make a buck and
they'll publish anything you
send them as long as you pay up.

they'll publish anything you
send them as long as you pay up.
>> Before the show, we did get a

send them as long as you pay up.
>> Before the show, we did get a
paper published.

>> Before the show, we did get a
paper published.
Oh, look at this.

paper published.
Oh, look at this.
Look at how beautiful this is.

Oh, look at this.
Look at how beautiful this is.
It's called "The Possible

Look at how beautiful this is.
It's called "The Possible
Irritating Effects of

It's called "The Possible
Irritating Effects of
Nutritional Facts" and it was

Irritating Effects of
Nutritional Facts" and it was
published in Advances in

Nutritional Facts" and it was
published in Advances in
Nutrition and Food Technology.

published in Advances in
Nutrition and Food Technology.
What's in it?

Nutrition and Food Technology.
What's in it?
Oh, nothing.

What's in it?
Oh, nothing.
It's just the script

Oh, nothing.
It's just the script
to this episode.

It's just the script
to this episode.
It's not even a scientific

to this episode.
It's not even a scientific
paper, but because we paid the

It's not even a scientific
paper, but because we paid the
journal $369, they published it

verbatim and now we can cite it

like any other source.
Isn't that fun?
Look at that.

Isn't that fun?
Look at that.
>> A script of the episode?

Look at that.
>> A script of the episode?
Am I on acid?

>> A script of the episode?
Am I on acid?
>> No, you're on TV.

Am I on acid?
>> No, you're on TV.
(ding)

>> No, you're on TV.
(ding)
Oh, it's ready.

(ding)
Oh, it's ready.
Oh, my, John.

Oh, it's ready.
Oh, my, John.
Look at this, this is beautiful.

Oh, my, John.
Look at this, this is beautiful.
Look at how deliciously

Look at this, this is beautiful.
Look at how deliciously
unscientific that is.

Look at how deliciously
unscientific that is.
You know, but it does still seem

unscientific that is.
You know, but it does still seem
like it's missing something.

You know, but it does still seem
like it's missing something.
>> That's right.

like it's missing something.
>> That's right.
Because that brings us

>> That's right.
Because that brings us
to the fourth step.

Because that brings us
to the fourth step.
You need to put out a press

to the fourth step.
You need to put out a press
release with exaggerated

You need to put out a press
release with exaggerated
language to tantalize

release with exaggerated
language to tantalize
the journalists.

language to tantalize
the journalists.
>> Who could resist this?

the journalists.
>> Who could resist this?
So sugary and delicious.

>> Who could resist this?
So sugary and delicious.
Voila.

So sugary and delicious.
Voila.
You've got a piping hot

Voila.
You've got a piping hot
pan of garbage.

You've got a piping hot
pan of garbage.
>> Ooh, a delicious new study.

pan of garbage.
>> Ooh, a delicious new study.
>> Ooh, so sharable.

>> Ooh, a delicious new study.
>> Ooh, so sharable.
Yes, please.

>> Ooh, so sharable.
Yes, please.
>> Oh, that is disgusting.

Yes, please.
>> Oh, that is disgusting.
>> Reporters are hungry for

>> Oh, that is disgusting.
>> Reporters are hungry for
content and they're more than

>> Reporters are hungry for
content and they're more than
willing to gobble up even faulty

content and they're more than
willing to gobble up even faulty
science, and in the case of my

willing to gobble up even faulty
science, and in the case of my
study, which had totally

science, and in the case of my
study, which had totally
unfounded claims, they covered

study, which had totally
unfounded claims, they covered
it all over the world.

unfounded claims, they covered
it all over the world.
>> And this pattern is repeated

it all over the world.
>> And this pattern is repeated
in the media every day.

>> And this pattern is repeated
in the media every day.
Press-hungry researchers get bad

in the media every day.
Press-hungry researchers get bad
science published in

Press-hungry researchers get bad
science published in
disreputable journals and shows

science published in
disreputable journals and shows
like yours peddle it

disreputable journals and shows
like yours peddle it
to people like these.

like yours peddle it
to people like these.
But the fact is, most of the

to people like these.
But the fact is, most of the
nutrition science reported on in

But the fact is, most of the
nutrition science reported on in
the media isn't science at all.

>> My God.
Ancient melons?
Ph balance water?

Ancient melons?
Ph balance water?
Acai berries?

Ph balance water?
Acai berries?
None of it's real?

Acai berries?
None of it's real?
>> None of it.

None of it's real?
>> None of it.
>> You lied to us,

>> None of it.
>> You lied to us,
Dr. Todd!

>> You lied to us,
Dr. Todd!
You told us to try oil pulling!

Dr. Todd!
You told us to try oil pulling!
>> I have been eating green

You told us to try oil pulling!
>> I have been eating green
coffee beans for a year

>> I have been eating green
coffee beans for a year
because of you.

coffee beans for a year
because of you.
I haven't slept in weeks!

because of you.
I haven't slept in weeks!
>> Are your abs even real?

I haven't slept in weeks!
>> Are your abs even real?
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

>> Are your abs even real?
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
Adam, man.

Come on.
Adam, man.
Just tell them the surprising

Adam, man.
Just tell them the surprising
new fact about how it isn't

Just tell them the surprising
new fact about how it isn't
really my fault!

new fact about how it isn't
really my fault!
>> Sorry, it is.

really my fault!
>> Sorry, it is.
Shows like yours give bad

>> Sorry, it is.
Shows like yours give bad
medical advice, mislead people

Shows like yours give bad
medical advice, mislead people
and convince them of dangerous

medical advice, mislead people
and convince them of dangerous
pseudo science just to sell ads.

and convince them of dangerous
pseudo science just to sell ads.
That's not just being

pseudo science just to sell ads.
That's not just being
a bad doctor.

That's not just being
a bad doctor.
That's being a bad person.

a bad doctor.
That's being a bad person.
>> Let's burn this place

That's being a bad person.
>> Let's burn this place
to the ground!

>> Let's burn this place
to the ground!
>> Yeah!

to the ground!
>> Yeah!
>> Oh, that was too convincing.

>> Yeah!
>> Oh, that was too convincing.
I do not know my own strength.

No, everyone, stop!
There's an answer
to all of this!

There's an answer
to all of this!
And I'll tell you about it

to all of this!
And I'll tell you about it
in just a...

And I'll tell you about it
in just a...
Uh-oh.

>> Why did we do
a pitchfork giveaway?
I'm gonna lose my show and have

a pitchfork giveaway?
I'm gonna lose my show and have
to go back to stripping!

I'm gonna lose my show and have
to go back to stripping!
>> Everybody, calm down!

to go back to stripping!
>> Everybody, calm down!
>> No!

>> Everybody, calm down!
>> No!
Not until Dr. Todd

>> No!
Not until Dr. Todd
tells us the truth!

Not until Dr. Todd
tells us the truth!
>> You have to tell me

tells us the truth!
>> You have to tell me
what to eat!

>> You have to tell me
what to eat!
How am I supposed to know

what to eat!
How am I supposed to know
what to eat?

How am I supposed to know
what to eat?
>> I don't know!

what to eat?
>> I don't know!
I'm a fraud!

>> I don't know!
I'm a fraud!
>> Guys, you just have

I'm a fraud!
>> Guys, you just have
to use common sense.

>> Guys, you just have
to use common sense.
Instead of listening to the TV

to use common sense.
Instead of listening to the TV
or advertisers, listen to your

Instead of listening to the TV
or advertisers, listen to your
doctor, your real doctor.

or advertisers, listen to your
doctor, your real doctor.
Debbie.

doctor, your real doctor.
Debbie.
It's Debbie, right?

Debbie.
It's Debbie, right?
>> Yeah.

It's Debbie, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Before you started watching

>> Yeah.
>> Before you started watching
this show, didn't you have

>> Before you started watching
this show, didn't you have
your own doctor who gave you

this show, didn't you have
your own doctor who gave you
informed advice?

your own doctor who gave you
informed advice?
>> Oh, yeah.

informed advice?
>> Oh, yeah.
Dr. Thompson.

>> Oh, yeah.
Dr. Thompson.
He had, like, a regular face

Dr. Thompson.
He had, like, a regular face
and no TV show, but I liked him.

He had, like, a regular face
and no TV show, but I liked him.
I miss him.

and no TV show, but I liked him.
I miss him.
>> I miss you too, Debbie.

>> Dr. Thompson?
>> I'd like to do
some blood work.

>> I'd like to do
some blood work.
And if you'd let me,

some blood work.
And if you'd let me,
listen to your heart.

>> You had me at blood work.

>> I think they're gonna be
really healthy together.
And on top of that, each of us

really healthy together.
And on top of that, each of us
already has the best tool

And on top of that, each of us
already has the best tool
available for tracking health.

already has the best tool
available for tracking health.
>> FitBit?

available for tracking health.
>> FitBit?
An Apple Watch?

>> FitBit?
An Apple Watch?
Whatever it is, I will buy it.

An Apple Watch?
Whatever it is, I will buy it.
>> No, I'm talking about

Whatever it is, I will buy it.
>> No, I'm talking about
your body.

>> No, I'm talking about
your body.
Please welcome our last guest,

your body.
Please welcome our last guest,
your body!

>> Oh!
No, this is a nightmare!
>> No.

No, this is a nightmare!
>> No.
A great first step in being

>> No.
A great first step in being
healthy is to listen

A great first step in being
healthy is to listen
to your body.

healthy is to listen
to your body.
When you eat something bad,

to your body.
When you eat something bad,
you'll know,

When you eat something bad,
you'll know,
'cause you'll feel bad.

you'll know,
'cause you'll feel bad.
When you eat something good

'cause you'll feel bad.
When you eat something good
and exercise, you'll feel good.

When you eat something good
and exercise, you'll feel good.
All you have to do is pay

and exercise, you'll feel good.
All you have to do is pay
attention to what

All you have to do is pay
attention to what
your body says.

attention to what
your body says.
>> I like grapes!

your body says.
>> I like grapes!
>> See?

>> I like grapes!
>> See?
You just learned

>> See?
You just learned
you like grapes.

You just learned
you like grapes.
>> Make it stop.

you like grapes.
>> Make it stop.
>> Oh, come on.

>> Make it stop.
>> Oh, come on.
Love your body!

>> Oh, come on.
Love your body!
>> No!

Love your body!
>> No!
>> Sorry, body.

>> No!
>> Sorry, body.
I guess he's not ready.

>> How are you doing this?
>> Low budget green screen,
I think?

>> Low budget green screen,
I think?
Look, you don't have

I think?
Look, you don't have
to eat perfectly.

Look, you don't have
to eat perfectly.
Lord knows I don't.

to eat perfectly.
Lord knows I don't.
Just eat in moderation,

Lord knows I don't.
Just eat in moderation,
healthy food whenever you can

Just eat in moderation,
healthy food whenever you can
and get some exercise.

healthy food whenever you can
and get some exercise.
That's all you need.

and get some exercise.
That's all you need.
>> That makes sense, but how am

That's all you need.
>> That makes sense, but how am
I supposed to make a show

>> That makes sense, but how am
I supposed to make a show
of that every day?

I supposed to make a show
of that every day?
>> I don't know.

of that every day?
>> I don't know.
Oprah added a book club,

>> I don't know.
Oprah added a book club,
you'll think of something.

>> You're right.
I got into this 'cause I wanted
to help people, not just have

I got into this 'cause I wanted
to help people, not just have
my own line of teeth whitening

to help people, not just have
my own line of teeth whitening
strips, and I did it because

my own line of teeth whitening
strips, and I did it because
I loved medicine.

strips, and I did it because
I loved medicine.
I guess I just got lost

I loved medicine.
I guess I just got lost
somewhere along the way.

I guess I just got lost
somewhere along the way.
You know...

somewhere along the way.
You know...
my name's not even Todd.

You know...
my name's not even Todd.
It's Rodney.

my name's not even Todd.
It's Rodney.
>> Rod Bodd?

It's Rodney.
>> Rod Bodd?
>> Yeah.

>> Rod Bodd?
>> Yeah.
It wasn't catchy enough

>> Yeah.
It wasn't catchy enough
for television.

I'm gonna do it, Adam.
I'm gonna do a show based
on real medical science,

I'm gonna do a show based
on real medical science,
not puffery or flimflam.

>> That sounds great, Rod.
I'm sure it'll be a big hit.

(crow cawing)
(meowing)

>> Oh.
Hey, are you wearing those
Shape Up shoes?

Hey, are you wearing those
Shape Up shoes?
>> Yeah, toning my butt.

Shape Up shoes?
>> Yeah, toning my butt.
>> You know they don't

>> Yeah, toning my butt.
>> You know they don't
work at all.

>> You know they don't
work at all.
Sketchers was actually hit with

work at all.
Sketchers was actually hit with
a class-action lawsuit

Sketchers was actually hit with
a class-action lawsuit
over them.

a class-action lawsuit
over them.
They ended up shelling out

over them.
They ended up shelling out
over $40 million.

They ended up shelling out
over $40 million.
>> Wait, all these do is make me

over $40 million.
>> Wait, all these do is make me
look weird?

>> Wait, all these do is make me
look weird?
That's bull (bleep)!

>> Oh, with all due respect,
you also don't have a head, so.
>> Well, what are you saying?

you also don't have a head, so.
>> Well, what are you saying?
>> Nothing.

>> Well, what are you saying?
>> Nothing.
Forget it.

>> Nothing.
Forget it.
Jeez.

Forget it.
Jeez.
You really gotta watch what you

Jeez.
You really gotta watch what you
say around this guy.