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(Marley): Come on, let's go.
Come on, kiddo.
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-We're going to have some fun.
-(Cammie): Yeah!
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(Marley): You know I'm the best friend
ever. Now get out of here.
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-(Renee): Have fun.
-We won't be back till after five, so
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-have lots of sex with your husband.
-Marley!
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Hot, steamy, unbridled sex.
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Thank you. You all have fun.
Be good for Marley.
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(Marley): We're gonna be good, Mommy.
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-No sugar.
-Course not.
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-She said no sugar.
-Love you, Mommy.
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Take care.
Have fun with her.
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Make that magic happen!
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-Ready, baby?
-Yes.
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-What are we gonna do today?
-Go get some sugar.
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What?! Sugar?
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(voice over Marley): If you think
this is what I want out of life,
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you know, the whole matrimonial,
maternal fairy tale, you're wrong.
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It's not for me and that's okay,
because this idea
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that you have to fall in love
in order to live happily ever after
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is just not true.
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(Marley): Stanley...
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Stanley...
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you gotta get up, buddy.
I gotta go to work.
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Hey!
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Yeah, good morning.
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Oh, Shit.
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♪ wake up one morning
you realize
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♪ your life is one big compromise,
stuck in the job ♪
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I would totally get my brother
to go out with you, if you walk Stanley.
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If I had a brother.
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♪ feel like the world
is passing you by ♪
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Stanley!
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♪ Never done all the things
you would need to try
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♪ stuck in one place ♪
-Let's go see Uncle Peter.
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Good boy. Good boy.
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There he is.
Good morning.
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If I didn't have to work,
I'd cuddle with you. Love the undies!
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♪ What I'm living for
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♪ You ask yourself
there's got to be something else
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♪ something more, more, more
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♪ well, let the sun shine on your face
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♪ don't let your life go to waste
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♪ now is the time,
got to make up your mind
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♪ let it shine on you,
let it shine on you
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♪ you ask yourself
there's got to be more
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♪ than what I'm living for,
than what I'm living for
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♪ you ask yourself
there's got to be something else ♪
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(bicycle bell ringing):
(Marley): Excuse me.
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♪ something more, more, more ♪
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Oh, my God.
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-Here you go.
-Thank you.
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-Wow!
-You need to watch where you're going.
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Hello. Poster child for not mixing
wine with vodka.
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You drank twice as much.
How are you okay?
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-Are you okay?
-Ohh h.
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Are you? Say yes.
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Ohhh!
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-Glad you could join us. Ready?
-I thought you were doing this.
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Okay, why don't we start.
Marley?
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-Good morning.
-Morning.
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I'm sure this town
has been pitching the hell out of you,
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so I won't bother with that.
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But I will tell you
that you'll never be number one
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as long as your customer base
is 82 percent male.
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Yes. Well, women don't buy condoms.
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Not yours.
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Come on, gentlemen.
As I'm sure you're all painfully aware,
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it is women, myself included,
who dictate when, where,
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how, with whom and how many times
we're going to have sex.
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We can't always count on the man
to have condoms lying around.
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So we actually do go buy them
and then we end up in the condom aisle
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with a choice.
So which brand do we buy?
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Do we buy Trojan, whose very name
conjures the essence of
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penetration with protection?
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Or do we choose the one
with the skanky-looking girl,
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with big tits,
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skimpy shorts
and stripper pumps?
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I'll keep this one.
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-Hey!
-Yay! Hi, baby.
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She had them and their condoms
wrapped around her little finger.
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-Alright!
-To the youngest, the hottest
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vice president
in the history of advertising.
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You should think about
buying a house now.
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Yeah, why take the time
to stop and smell the roses?
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What you need is a big, fat mortgage
like an albatross around your neck.
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Okay, in honour of Marley’s
white-trash taste buds we have...
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Mac and cheese pizza?
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You know what I want
for my birthday? Your metabolism.
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I'll trade you my metabolism
for those boobs.
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Throw in that necklace
and you've got a deal.
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Baby, that's a good trade.
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Hey. She's gonna have her own boobs
soon enough.
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Way to keep a secret, Marley.
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-Are you getting implants?
-No.
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-I'm pregnant.
-You're pregnant?
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-Cammie's getting a brother.
-Another one.
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But we're not ruling out
the implant thing.
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-You're disgusting.
-Cheers. To you, Marley.
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To us.
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-Bye, you guys.
-Good luck out there.
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-Congratulations on the new boy.
-May he be happy and healthy.
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-And may he have a huge penis.
-Geez! You are just terrible.
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-Speaking of terrible...
-Speed down.
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-Marley made a booty call.
-Shut up.
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-I'm serious, baby.
-Bye, good night.
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Good night, Doug.
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-Love you.
-Love you.
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Hey, Doug. Wanna come over?
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Oh, you're coming over.
No, you are coming over.
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(Marley): Oh, my God! Oh!
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(Marley): Oh!
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Mmm, not bad, mister.
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Not bad at all.
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Oh!
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So, does this mean
I actually get to spend the night?
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I mean, I love being the first number
on the booty call list, but...
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Well, second?
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Sure.
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What if I want something more?
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What if I don't'?
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Really?
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I thought we made that clear
when we met.
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That's what people say at first,
so no one gets hurt.
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Not me.
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Oh! What? Oh, my goodness.
I love you. I love you.
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Real.
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That's not real. Got it?
-Yes.
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Real. Okay?
Not real.
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-Fake.
-Fake.
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Silicon Valley. Got it?
You sure?
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Here's a little something
to celebrate your promotion.
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Thank you, Mommy.
Such a kind mama.
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Okay. Let's see.
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'Congratulations from your best friends
forever. Renee, Thomas and Cammie.'
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Oh, you're so good with words.
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Is this the actual gift, or are you
setting me up with him?
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The idea is: You take him out
and you, um, put a real man in it.
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(Marley laughing)
-What? Like maybe Doug.
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-Who?
-Ohhh.
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Come on.
We all know he wasn't a keeper.
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-Poor Doug.
-No poor Doug.
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-Ohhh.
-Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Could you tell him
that Marley Corbett called?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
Bye, bye.
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Okay, I gotta say something.
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I think this Vice Presidency
is making your tits smaller.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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-Really?
-Hm hum.
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-Hey.
-Hey, Rob.
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-Think Marley's tits are shrinking?
-Like, right now?
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-No, in general.
-Uh, yeah.
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-How are we doing on Coffee Land?
-Great. Our favourite so far.
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'Drink this dark-flavoured spit
and it'll make you shit.'
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-Tell him the others.
-Can't. He has to be across town at 1,
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beck here for storyboards at 3
and dinner at 6
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and after dinner we have drinks
with the Home Depot.
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That's why I love this woman.
I love you.
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Jesus. He's running you ragged.
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You look-- not so good.
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-When did you last see a doctor?
-Does Dr Phil count?
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Ow!
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Shit.
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(Marley): Oh.
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You look familiar.
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-Have we had sex?
-No, um, I'm sorry.
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Never mind.
I was just joking.
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-Marley, I'm Dr Goldstein.
-You're Dr-- Goldstein?
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-Yes, I'm Jewish, from Mexico.
-No. I mean,
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I just expected somebody older,
not so--
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young.
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Take a seat.
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-So, Marley...
-Hmm.
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-What seems to be the problem?
-Not so sure. Hence being here.
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Look up. So you've been experiencing
some weight loss, right?
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-Umm...
-And you had some blood in your stool?
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Yes, I've been experiencing
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some of that bleeding
you're talking about.
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Just lie on your back. I'm gonna
feel around your stomach, okay?
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-Just relax.
-Okay.
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I'm kind of ticklish,
so don't be a wuss.
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Don't get all feather-fing...
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Ow!
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Okay, Marley,
we're gonna need to run some tests.
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-Up! Time.
-Oh, no, no, no.
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-Pens.
-There's still two more seconds left.
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-What are you doing?
-Down. Pens down.
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Is it weird that
I always find the word 'slut'?
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Too bad you only get two points
for 'slut'.
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Whore gets you three points.
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Time.
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It's pink juice time.
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-Think of it like, like bubble gum urine.
-Yummy! Bottoms up.
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Mmm. Uh mmm.
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Isn't this stuff supposed
to clean you out?
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Maybe you didn't do it right.
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How can she not do it right?
She drank it.
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Maybe she drank it too fast,
or, I don't know, too slow.
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Ooh! Aw!
Yee-ha-ha.
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(Peter): Let us know
when it starts working.
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(Marley): Oh, my God!
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-Good morning, Marley.
-Oh, really.
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Is it? I'm about to get a huge camera
stuck up my butt.
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So I don't know
if that qualifies as good.
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I just need you to sign this document
which states that you understand
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all the colonoscopy's risks,
which include heavy bleeding, uh,
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infection, perforation, rupture.
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On a scale of one to ten,
one being 'never'
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and ten being 'happens all the time',
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what are the chances of you
rupturing my ass?
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Well, not.
The chances are very slim.
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It's, uh, more procedural.
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Good, well, procedure away,
my friend.
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This is gonna be fun.
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Would you mind rolling
onto your left side, please.
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Thanks.
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Wait a minute.
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Before we go to whatever base
this is we're going to, um,
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shouldn't I know your first name?
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Julian.
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Julian.
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Julian Goldstein.
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My hero.
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Where the hell am I?
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-Hello, Marley.
-Oh, my God.
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Wait a minute. Oh, my God.
I mean...
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-Are you God?
-Not really.
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This is just the way
you wanted to see me.
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Well, I love Whoopi,
so that's probably why.
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Yeah, me too.
Oh, have a seat.
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Wow!
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-I can't believe this.
-Guess what?
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-You're dying.
-I am not dying.
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I'm just a little stressed,
that's all.
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Marley?
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You're dying,
but I'm gonna give you three wishes.
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Then I want to
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-fly.
-Okay. Done.
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Wait a minute.
This is for real?
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-I want a million bucks.
-Alright, but I just have to warn you
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that that is only gonna be
500,000 after taxes.
243
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-Just 'cause I didn't say 'tax free'?
-Even I don't mess with the IRS.
244
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That sucks.
245
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,815
Third wish?
246
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,280
Okay. Let me think.
247
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,445
-Tic-toc, baby.
-Don't rush me. Jesus.
248
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,698
-Hey, hey.
-Oh.
249
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,279
-Wow.
-I'm sorry.
250
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,285
-You said it, didn't you?
-Yeah, I did.
251
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,786
Wow.
252
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,589
I don't know.
I don't know what I want.
253
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,543
You know.
You just don't want to admit it.
254
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:08,425
But I'm pretty sure
that if you give it some thought,
255
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,552
you'll figure it out.
256
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,222
(God): Marley.
257
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,851
(Julian): Marley.
258
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,353
Marley, wake up.
it's over.
259
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,191
What's over?
260
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,489
Where am I?
261
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,321
Where's Whoopi?
262
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,454
The procedure went fine.
263
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,248
We're going to move you
to the recovery room now.
264
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:41,797
I took some biopsies.
We should get results in a few days.
265
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,464
-it's delicious.
-I agree.
266
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,793
It's crunchy and chewy. Peter,
I'd like to share mine with you.
267
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,799
Here, Pop. I'll go.
(Marley laughing)
268
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,223
(Sarah makes choking sounds)
Hey, behave.
269
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,767
Geez, what the hell?
270
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:59,848
Okay. Alright, alright. I forgot
to cook the noodles first.
271
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,729
-Ohhh.
-There's noodles in this?
272
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,527
(Peter): Do not feed this to Stanley.
Take it.
273
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,605
(Renee): No.
I got all this on my plate.
274
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,783
I have cancer.
275
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,155
I went to the doctor last week.
Remember?
276
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:20,163
I said I was fine
and that I was just stressed, but
277
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,711
-I'm not.
-What are you talking about?
278
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,130
I have, um,
279
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:29,256
colon cancer.
How does one get that, you might ask.
280
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,714
Because I did.
And, um,
281
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,932
-he said...
-We don't know.
282
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,728
Of course you don't.
283
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,937
Everyone is dying of cancer
these days.
284
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,646
Why would you try to figure it out
and put yourself out of a job?
285
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:52,985
I know this is rough, but we need
to talk about what to do next.
286
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:57,493
I'm going to consult with the head
of the oncology department, Dr Sanders.
287
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,621
Can, can, can you just take it out,
so I can go on with my life?
288
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,795
No, unfortunately we can't.
289
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,964
It's already spread
throughout the entire colon,
290
00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:09,713
making surgery impossible
at this point.
291
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,960
And this other guy
would have a better idea?
292
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,593
Dr Sanders, yes.
293
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:20,770
He's one of the best in the country
for-- late stage cancers.
294
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:27,600
Marley,
at this point you only have two options.
295
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,989
Either you start treatment immediately,
or you'll die.
296
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,285
Ah.
297
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,534
Okay Dr G., I'm gonna give you
a little free advice.
298
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,162
Don't use the 'D' word.
it's a bit of a downer.
299
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,460
And if you're trying
to sell me treatment,
300
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:49,410
I would rethink the 'B' option,
because dying isn't an option.
301
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:52,844
Maybe try something like:
'Try our new and improved chemo,
302
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,637
because the alternative
will leave you breathless!
303
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,343
When your 2:30 walks in here
and you have to tell him that he's dying,
304
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,894
just try it with a little more feeling.
305
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:09,439
Anyway-- who wants dessert?
306
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,494
Mom? Hi.
307
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,350
Sorry to call so late.
308
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,860
Mom, I'm okay.
309
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:47,474
I'll make sure that you
get the best possible treatment.
310
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:51,561
-I don't care how much it costs.
-You're going to buy her a new colon?
311
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,317
I will not have
a money discussion.
312
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,739
The gloves are coming off.
313
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,318
Money is the only thing
you can talk about.
314
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,997
Marley needs our love and support.
At least pretend to be here for her.
315
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,121
I don't have to pretend.
That's your department.
316
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,297
I'm so glad we got together.
317
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,388
So what did you tell Rob?
318
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,799
-That I have mono.
-Right.
319
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,384
And I'm working from home.
320
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,845
I don't want anybody
from work knowing.
321
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:29,933
I got it.
Your butt is your business.
322
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,602
Huh? Huh?
323
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,438
-My Dad flew out this morning.
-Is your Mom happy?
324
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,694
So much so she's celebrating
by moving here.
325
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:42,153
We must warn the populace.
Marley's Mom is descending.
326
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,988
♪ it could be ten but then again
327
00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:48,577
♪ I can't remember half an hour
since a quarter to four
328
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,583
♪ throw on your clothes,
the second side of Surfer Rosa
329
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:55,712
♪ and you leave me with my jaw below
Hey hey
330
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,900
♪ just when you think
you're in control
331
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,386
♪ just when you think
you've got a hold
332
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,183
♪ just when you think
you get on a roll
333
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,978
♪ here it goes, here it goes,
here it goes again ♪
334
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:11,648
-(Radio DJ): I'll take caller 97...
-Get the phone.
335
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,647
-to win a prize in our contest
-What?
336
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,946
-Quick, Marley.
-(DJ): Code 9797.
337
00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:19,991
-Go on! 9797.
-I got it.
338
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:21,567
(Sarah): Okay!
339
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:27,498
-Hello? Who's this?
-Marley Corbett. Did I win?
340
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,793
-You're caller 97! Congratulations.
-Oh, my God.
341
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,917
-You've just won!
-What did I win?
342
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:39,218
You won a free day of hang gliding
where you'll learn how to fly!
343
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:43,639
(Sarah): Oh, my God. Thank you.
344
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,819
-Hey, how you doing?
-Not too good.
345
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:05,278
Yo, J. G.
346
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,160
-Hi.
-How's it hanging?
347
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,785
Um-- good.
348
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,400
You here
to work on your bedside manner?
349
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,874
-No. Checking on some test results.
-Ah. Of course.
350
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,520
-Are you on your own?
-Why? Want to keep me company?
351
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,719
Yeah.
352
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:32,472
-How do you feel?
-To be honest, I could use a good laugh.
353
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:36,104
-Want me to tell you a joke?
-I'd prefer someone funny.
354
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,110
Alright. What? Go.
355
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:46,201
Okay, um, there's this guy that...
356
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:49,155
No-- It doesn't work.
357
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:52,117
It doesn't work,
because you just put me on the spot.
358
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,418
Did you hear about the medical student
359
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,542
who interrupted the proctologist
during a lecture?
360
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,591
He said: "Excuse me, sir, um,
361
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:04,261
uh-- is that a rectal thermometer
behind your ear?"
362
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,388
The proctologist touched behind his ear
and said: "Oh, shit!
363
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,265
Some asshole stole my pen."
364
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,899
You can use that one.
I've got so many more.
365
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,522
-You know, it's okay to feel nervous.
-I'm not.
366
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,857
Not really.
367
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,318
-I just..
-(Nurse): Marley Corbett?
368
00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:38,300
-Wish me luck.
-You don't need it.
369
00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:40,297
-You'll do great.
-Yes!
370
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,843
What are you doing here?
371
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,304
Just getting caught up.
372
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,140
It's Saturday. Go home.
373
00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:01,982
-You look like shit.
-Mono's only moderately contagious.
374
00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:04,814
-it's so nice not having you around.
-Yeah.
375
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,491
By the way:
I licked all the water bottles.
376
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,739
Good afternoon.
377
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:19,579
-Ummm.
-Hey! Oooh.
378
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:23,461
You. Hi. Wow.
379
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:27,170
Yeah, my belly button is in
a different zip code than the rest of me.
380
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,879
It just pops.
381
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,590
-How was the appointment?
-Oh, good.
382
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:36,530
My doctor says that
everything is good. Thank God.
383
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,896
-I'm sorry.
-That's okay.
384
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:45,900
'Cause I bet my doctor
is way cuter than your doctor.
385
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:50,530
Marley! Please tell me
you're not flirting with your doctor.
386
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,704
-So what if I am?
-Never mind.
387
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,907
-Say what you're gonna say.
-No, I...
388
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:59,285
Why do I feel like I'm more concerned
about this than you are?
389
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:04,420
Shouldn't you focus on getting cured
rather than getting laid?
390
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,592
Can't I do both?
391
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:11,470
Could you just for once
not treat everything like it was a joke?
392
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:29,114
Hey, sleepy monster,
do you want to go for a walk?
393
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,987
You need to go for a walk.
394
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:40,705
Fine.
395
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,546
Mommy's going for a walk.
396
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:55,467
♪ you never know
when time stops hanging out
397
00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:00,806
♪ and your friends
stop coming 'round
398
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:08,153
I money comes
and money goes
399
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,779
♪ it happens all the time
400
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:20,499
♪ the sky will never give up on me
401
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:27,400
♪ and the moon will always shine
at night
402
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:33,464
♪ and old Mississippi River
just keeps on winding
403
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:39,931
♪ it lets me know
it's gonna be alright
404
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:45,483
♪ I gotta learn
to trust somebody
405
00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:52,680
♪ need to let someone in
Yes, I do
406
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:59,243
♪ I wanna fly
but I keep falling down
407
00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:04,293
♪ please you all
help me get up again
408
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:11,342
♪ why must I hide
behind the make-up of a fool? ♪
409
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,360
-Hi.
-What do you think?
410
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,487
It's good. I like it.
411
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,989
Plus, I learned from those ladies
over there,
412
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:42,289
what do you call a jazz musician
without a girlfriend?
413
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:46,244
-Here we go. What?
-He doesn't have a home.
414
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,668
It's 'homeless'.
415
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,502
But 'A' for effort.
416
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:06,852
-So that was incredible.
-He's been performing since he was 8.
417
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:10,651
-Wow!
-So, what are you doing now?
418
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:13,445
Want to get
something to eat with me?
419
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:19,527
-Like, gefilte fish tacos, perhaps.
-No, I can't stay. I'd love to,
420
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:23,659
but it's not doctor protocol
to hang around with a patient.
421
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:26,162
Well, I won't say anything
if you don't.
422
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,959
I'm really fun.
423
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,925
How can I say no to that, right?
424
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:46,224
Do you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
425
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:49,227
-No.
-Why do you not have a girlfriend?
426
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:55,696
-Is it that obvious?
-Oh, yeah. Yup.
427
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:59,867
-I practically live at the hospital.
-Not much of a life.
428
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,694
Actually, Dr Sanders
called me to work here
429
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:07,284
out of more than 2000 applicants.
I can't sacrifice that for a personal life.
430
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,368
Uh-uh.
431
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:13,422
I guess I'm more of a
cake-and-eat-it-too kind of girl.
432
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:14,589
-Oh, yeah?
-Hm.
433
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:17,133
Then why aren't you
in a relationship?
434
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:20,554
Because I don't need to be in one
to have a personal life.
435
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:23,678
-You're not answering the question.
-Well,
436
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:27,933
read about it in my next book:
'Why relationships suck ass!
437
00:31:28,110 --> 00:31:31,641
You know, I've never met anyone
that talks so much
438
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,351
and says nothing at the same time.
439
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,897
Okay. Fine.
440
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,325
That was so...
441
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:48,832
This is me.
442
00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:56,499
And-- that's me over there.
443
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,718
Good night, Dr G.
444
00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:03,384
Good night.
445
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,934
I'm making you
a nice, big, juicy steak.
446
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:19,210
Ma! I've been a vegetarian
for 12 years.
447
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,108
Well, you need some protein.
448
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,493
Mm-hmm.
449
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,310
By the way, your father called again.
450
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:34,127
He said he was going to do
his best to make it out here.
451
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:37,547
Blah, blah, blah.
452
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:41,920
I don't know why you didn't have
your friend Sarah watch the dog.
453
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,910
Then I could stay here with you.
454
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:46,490
Strike one.
Wanna try for two?
455
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,930
Well, I can't control my allergies.
456
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,570
Or her complaining.
457
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,104
I heard that.
458
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,978
I just wanna help.
Tell me what to do.
459
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,108
Mom, you're here. That's enough.
460
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,611
Would you go to a nutritionist
if I could arrange it?
461
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,613
-Mom!
-Everybody,
462
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,913
-swears by this macrobiotic diet.
-I don't want that heely-feely shit.
463
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,990
So just back off.
464
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,459
Oh, this steak is burning.
465
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,630
Go rub some dander on her.
466
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,632
Go.
467
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:31,977
Shoo! Shoo! Call him, Marley.
Call him. That's not funny.
468
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:36,570
Hi, Dr Sanders. Marley.
469
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:38,566
Have a seat.
470
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:44,357
-Is anyone joining you? Mother?
-Trust me,
471
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,487
neither of us wants her here.
472
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,533
-Hi.
-Uh-oh.
473
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:53,411
Two against one.
This can't be good.
474
00:33:55,750 --> 00:34:00,377
Marley, I'm sorry I have to say this,
but there's been no improvement.
475
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,549
-Wait. What are you saying?
476
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,754
The chemo hasn't worked
as we had hoped.
477
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,262
And the tumours
have continued to grow.
478
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:13,764
What now?
What...
479
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:18,223
There is one particular clinical trial
that's had some success.
480
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:23,280
Although, typically with patients
who had better result from chemo.
481
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:26,482
Success like people cured?
482
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,988
-Yeah.
-What is it?
483
00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:33,163
It's a series of treatments,
two times a week.
484
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,240
It's injected into the affected areas.
485
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:40,250
The objective is to stop or slow down
the growth of the cancerous cells.
486
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,420
It's an option.
487
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:45,751
But you need to be aware that
the side effects are very extreme.
488
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,700
There are no guarantees.
489
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,595
Of course.
490
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:56,928
We have to do it.
491
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,442
So you're going to be a guinea pig?
492
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,487
It's not an experiment.
It's a clinical trial.
493
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,691
What do you know about this trial?
What are the success rates?
494
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,276
-He said they're pretty good.
-Pretty good?
495
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:14,909
And that's it? You're going
to do it just off of that?
496
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:18,868
Actually no, I flipped a coin.
Heads do it. Tails drop dead.
497
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,920
Look, I'm just saying
that we need to make sure this is
498
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:25,215
-the appropriate course of action.
-Excuse me. We?
499
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,758
As in you, Mom and me?
500
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,837
When have you ever been around
to make any important decision?
501
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:34,150
You know what? I'm not going to have
this conversation with you. I...
502
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,910
Will she be able to go home today?
503
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,579
Depends on how she responds
to the treatment.
504
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,701
Ow!
505
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,628
Can I be here
while you do the procedure?
506
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:04,829
No.
507
00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,707
I'm sorry, you cannot.
508
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,641
What if I'm very, very quiet?
509
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:24,858
Sorry, but the concept of my mother
being quiet is incredibly funny.
510
00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:27,690
It is.
511
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:35,198
-(Marley): Am I gonna lose my hair?
-(Doctor): No, your hair will be fine.
512
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:40,202
-(Marley): Ow!
-(Doctor): I'm sorry.
513
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:56,598
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
514
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,344
I've got ass cancer,
515
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,932
now you know too."
516
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,484
Don't you feel guilty for
leaving me all those nasty messages
517
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,483
for missing work?
518
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,640
Yeah, but I'm...
519
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:17,577
You should have come to me sooner.
Why did you keep it a secret?
520
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:21,282
Because I didn't want you
to look at me the way you are now.
521
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:32,100
So, have you filed
with the insurance company?
522
00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:34,711
Well, I'm not footing the bill
out of my salary.
523
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,762
No, I mean life insurance.
524
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:41,139
Look, people recover from cancer
and, um,
525
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:45,170
however much money you need
to make that happen, I want you to have.
526
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,977
There's an option in the company policy
that says that anybody who has a
527
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,398
life-threatening illness
528
00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:57,360
-can cash out.
-Meaning how much?
529
00:37:58,401 --> 00:37:59,573
A million dollars.
530
00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:03,282
Let me guess. That would be
500,000 dollars after taxes.
531
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,168
I think my God will be Gucci.
532
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,593
-Yeah, definitely.
-I think so.
533
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,880
-Oh, I love it.
-You can fight me for it.
534
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:21,807
I've got a big G for gorgeous.
535
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:24,682
Cammie goes to college,
or Mommy gets this bag.
536
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,601
(Sarah): Love you.
537
00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,395
(Peter): Okay.
538
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,647
They're fabulous!
539
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,533
I want you to have these.
540
00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:44,702
Am I making you hot?
541
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:50,207
What kind of cologne is that?
He was flirting with me.
542
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:52,664
-(Marley): Oh, boy.
-(Sarah): You're so weird.
543
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,876
Hey-
544
00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:01,344
There's a maternity department upstairs.
Want to check that out?
545
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:06,679
You know-- I'm really tired.
I'm gonna go home and lie down.
546
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:10,265
Um, thank you so much for today.
547
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,101
-I'll call you later. I love you.
-I love you too.
548
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:20,821
(Sarah): I like that.
549
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,824
(Peter): Looks like something
a stripper would wear.
550
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:28,875
-Is everything okay?
-No. it's not okay.
551
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,499
-She's really sick.
-I know.
552
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:35,833
I'm trying so hard to play along,
but I'm terrible at it.
553
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:40,136
And l-- I just don't want
to ruin her day.
554
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,885
That's the last thing I want to do,
so-- bye.
555
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,637
I'll take her home.
556
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:58,151
-NO!
-It would look so nice on you.
557
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:02,826
-Yes, it would. If I was you.
-A simple 'no' would have sufficed.
558
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,450
I don't need no clothes.
This is for you guys.
559
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:08,748
Everything you own
is swimming on you.
560
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:13,374
-The swimming look is in.
-I just want my daughter to look good.
561
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,797
When you look good, you feel good.
562
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:19,342
I don't need a new wardrobe
to feel good.
563
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,216
You also don't need
a negative attitude.
564
00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:25,549
You need to wake up and realize
I'm not getting any better.
565
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,100
-Can we not do this here.
-No. Seriously!
566
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,312
You always bitch about
how Dad can't confront anything
567
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:33,389
and here you are
walking around in a haze,
568
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:37,194
like protein and a designer dress
are going to cure my cancer.
569
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,278
Ahhhh!
570
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,373
This is the car. This one.
Thank you.
571
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:54,203
-Was it really that bad?
-I heard you from Jimmy Choo.
572
00:40:55,495 --> 00:41:00,342
-it's just that she drives me crazy.
-Well, duh! She's your Mom.
573
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,430
That's her job.
574
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:05,805
-Thanks for everything.
-Thank you.
575
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,555
Ah. OW. Ah.
576
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:11,936
Marley.
577
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,724
Hey. it's okay.
578
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,606
Just give me a second.
579
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,152
It's gonna be okay.
580
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:32,415
-Is she gonna be alright?
-She's dehydrated.
581
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,118
A couple of bags of saline
and she'll be feeling better.
582
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:36,703
She is right here, people.
583
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:39,209
'Shop till you drop'
is only an expression.
584
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,915
Not bad.
585
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,627
That's the best thing
I could come up with.
586
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,303
Dr G.
587
00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,676
-Ah, hi.
-Hi. Hello.
588
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:50,975
GI extra ordinaire.
Artist extra ordinaire.
589
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,144
-Pleased to meet you.
-Nice to-- oh!
590
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,266
I...
591
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:58,855
I'm suddenly in the mood for some Jell-O.
Do you need anything?
592
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:00,651
Really? Jell-O?
593
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,152
-I'm good. Thanks.
-Okay.
594
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:11,617
Strangely, she's not so good
with needles. Ouch!
595
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:15,496
-So what happened?
-I don't know. I just had a
596
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:19,125
-sudden, searing pain.
-Hm.
597
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,460
Come on, doc. Level with me.
598
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,910
Is all this really
gonna be worth it?
599
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,920
Yeah, um-- well just
600
00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:29,973
-tell me where exactly...
-OW!
601
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,220
Sorry.
602
00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:37,560
Well, there was a pain in my ass,
but then I realized it was my mother.
603
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:40,187
Marley, come on.
Just answer the question.
604
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:44,237
Is there a woman with a very big needle
standing next to me?
605
00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:49,276
Ow! That's my skin
you're pricking.
606
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,611
I'm sorry. I can't seem
to find a vein.
607
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,162
Let me try.
608
00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:08,211
Dr G?
609
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,798
I think I found one.
610
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,650
I don't know how it's doing
against my cancer,
611
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:24,440
but this treatment
sure is kicking my ass.
612
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,521
Two down, eight to go.
613
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:29,323
Hey, Marley. Hey. Marley.
614
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,821
-Hi.
-Hi.
615
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:34,495
Hey, Marley.
616
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:40,168
There's, um, there's a fund raiser
on Saturday" for patients.
617
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:43,998
-Oh, nice.
-Yes, it's for patients, and...
618
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,961
Sorry. I'm just going to walk over there
where I can still eavesdrop.
619
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,597
I wanted to see
if you wanted to come with me.
620
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:56,552
Not come with me as a date,
or anything like that. No.
621
00:43:56,634 --> 00:44:00,605
It's semi-formal, so I don't know
if you like the idea of getting dressed.
622
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,399
I can't tell if you're trying
to talk me into it,
623
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:07,240
-or talk yourself out of it.
-A bit of both.
624
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:12,280
-I'll see how I feel Saturday.
-Oh, good. Okay. Thank you.
625
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:14,827
-Sorry. Thank you. Bye.
-Bye.
626
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:22,744
Where, besides your life and General
Hospital, do doctors look like that?
627
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,751
I mean-- come on!
628
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,260
Hello, Marley. It's your father.
629
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:33,759
First of all, I don't appreciate
you hanging...
630
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:44,732
Stanley meta really cute Shitszu today.
I think he had a crush.
631
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:49,855
I'm not saying you should,
but if you let him mate,
632
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,110
you'd probably start
a whole new breed:
633
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:54,822
BullShits.
634
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,370
BullShit Terriers.
635
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,870
Okay.
636
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,502
Someone needs comfort food.
637
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:18,596
I'm gonna go home and fix you
a really nice Italian dish.
638
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:22,262
So later on when your doorbell rings,
639
00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:26,270
you answer it. Okay?
640
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,892
Okay.
641
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,107
Beautiful.
642
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,532
You Marley?
643
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,583
-Yeah.
-I'm Vinnie.
644
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,871
These are for you.
645
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,416
Thank you. l-- whoa, whoa.
646
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,927
-I love you.
-Bastard.
647
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,607
Ah.
648
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:02,286
How do you know Peter?
649
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:04,871
Who?
650
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:10,495
I got a call from work
to be here tonight.
651
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,165
Especial Escorts.
652
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:24,509
I'm really sorry.
653
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:29,439
Well, you should know
that I definitely live up to my nickname:
654
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,607
Little Bit of Heaven.
655
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,982
Oh!
656
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:39,148
That is some offer, but, um,
657
00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:41,992
no.
658
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:54,839
-Oh, don't forget your flowers.
-Nah, you keep them.
659
00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:58,214
Beautiful flowers
for a beautiful lady.
660
00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,464
Thank you.
661
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:04,674
Actually, I don't mean to sound rude,
but-- you don't look so good.
662
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:09,812
I'm sick.
Probably dying.
663
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,310
There isn't anything to be afraid of.
664
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:16,650
I've died twice
and they brought me back both times.
665
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:19,192
Really?
Did you see anything,
666
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:22,901
like bright lights or anything?
Whoopi?
667
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:24,860
No.
668
00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:28,164
It Was, uh,
more like floating in water.
669
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:30,787
It was real nice.
670
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:34,290
I could have floated there forever.
671
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,631
Nice to meet you, Marley.
672
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,501
Nice to meet you.
673
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:47,140
Vinnie!
674
00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:51,929
Alright, I'm going all in.
You know why?
675
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,856
Because I got the nuts.
676
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:58,106
So you should probably fold,
or...
677
00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,280
What are you doing?
678
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,270
Or I'm bluffing.
679
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,380
Fold.
680
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,209
-Ohhh!
-Ohhh! Woo!
681
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,127
-Okay. See?
-Oh, boy.
682
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,100
-Smart.
-Full house, baby.
683
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:23,886
-Are you really single?
-I'm the cancer chick, remember?
684
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,636
Hardly qualifies me for being
somebody's dream girl.
685
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:32,221
Why? Most of the great romances
in history end in death.
686
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:36,183
Romeo and Juliet.
JFK and Jackie.
687
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:38,643
-Siegfried and Roy.
-Um,
688
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,562
Roy is not dead.
689
00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:45,320
Well, he didn't look too good.
690
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:49,369
-I haven't found the right guy yet.
-Bullshit.
691
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,743
Who wouldn't want a girl like you?
692
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:54,245
You are just afraid to let them in,
693
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:58,000
because if you do and they reject you,
it hurts worse than death.
694
00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:00,581
You're like
695
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:04,214
-Sigmund Freud all of a sudden?
-(German) Ja.
696
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:09,758
Actually, a guy I like asked me out
this weekend. Sort of.
697
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,558
He said it wasn't a date.
698
00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:13,432
-What time does it start?
-Five.
699
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,130
-Dinner and a movie?
-Fund raiser.
700
00:50:15,950 --> 00:50:16,517
-Formal?
-Semi.
701
00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:18,565
-He's an idiot.
-I know. Right?
702
00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:23,438
Well, maybe he'll wise up
and treat it like a real date.
703
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:24,989
If not, fuck him.
704
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,408
Would you mind doing me a favour?
705
00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,327
(Marley): Oh, I like that.
706
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,628
(Vinnie): Yeah, a little bit of heaven?
707
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,250
-You want more heaven?
-Oh.
708
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:45,510
You want a whole lot of heaven?
Oh!
709
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:48,880
-(Marley): Ooh! Oh, my God, baby.
-Oh, my!
710
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:52,388
Oh, my. Oh, my God.
Ohhh!
711
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,935
Ohhh! Ohhh!
712
00:50:56,929 --> 00:51:00,650
(Vinnie): Ohhh!
Oh, that feels good.
713
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,601
(Marley): Oh, oh.
714
00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:04,983
(Vinnie): OW, the bottle. Ow, ow.
715
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:07,690
-Oh.
-Woo!
716
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:11,744
-Wow! Oh, my.
-Woo.
717
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:13,947
WOW, Vinnie.
718
00:51:14,290 --> 00:51:15,781
-Oh.
-Marley.
719
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,494
-Thank you, Vinnie.
-You're welcome.
720
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,545
I had so much fun.
721
00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:28,962
See what happens
when you give a guy half a chance.
722
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:38,767
You might be sore in the morning.
723
00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:41,565
-Goodbye.
-Bye.
724
00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:45,144
See ya.
725
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:19,103
-Is there a doctor in the house?
-Que guapa que estás.
726
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:23,775
No clue what you just said,
but it sounds so good I don't care.
727
00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:26,680
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
728
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:29,220
-No, for coming.
-I know.
729
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:32,529
-Would you like to have a drink?
-Yeah.
730
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:35,653
Okay. There.
731
00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:42,414
-I have a good one.
-Could you be more specific?
732
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:46,669
-A joke.
-Oh, God, I created a monster.
733
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:49,170
-You wanna listen to it?
-Yes, of course.
734
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:54,756
Okay, um, okay.
Why does it suck being an egg?
735
00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:59,185
-I give up.
-Why does it suck being an egg?
736
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:03,139
Because you only get laid once,
you only get eaten once,
737
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:06,852
you take 10 minutes to get hard
and only 3 to get soft.
738
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:10,689
And then you have to share this box
with 11 other guys.
739
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,194
But the-- worst thing is...
740
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:16,489
Oh, it's the funny part.
741
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:19,370
(Marley laughing)
742
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:21,787
You are the worst joke teller
I've ever met.
743
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,840
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that
744
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:27,413
the only person to ever
sit in your face is your mother.
745
00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:29,214
You're just hopeless.
746
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,839
-Ms Corbett.
-Hi, Dr Sanders.
747
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,560
I'll grab an appetizer.
748
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:48,976
-She's a brave girl.
-Yeah.
749
00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:52,316
You know she quit the trial.
750
00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:58,240
NO, l-- I didn't know that.
751
00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:04,788
It seems to me that your patient's
having an easier time
752
00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:08,121
keeping emotion out of this decision
then you are.
753
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:13,175
I'm just trying to save her life.
What else am I supposed to do?
754
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,423
Why did you invite her here?
755
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:20,530
Because there's patients, survivors.
it's a fund raiser for cancer.
756
00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:23,887
The line is there for a reason, Doctor.
Not just for the patients.
757
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,643
You'll need to think about
what you're doing.
758
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:33,566
-Hey, can I?
-Yes, sir.
759
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:34,737
Thank you.
760
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,236
What did I miss?
761
00:54:42,529 --> 00:54:46,625
-Do you wanna get out of here?
-Yeah, I know just the place.
762
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,750
First dinner, then a surprise.
763
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,850
Let's go.
764
00:54:56,710 --> 00:55:00,305
What-- a surprise in a dark alley?
765
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:04,760
-Do you really know where we're going?
-Yeah, I do.
766
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,392
Where are you taking me?
Come on.
767
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:09,974
In all the years you've been here,
768
00:55:10,570 --> 00:55:13,652
you've never been
to a little place called Paradise.
769
00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:18,236
Hey, hey.
770
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,789
Hey, Marley. Hey.
771
00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:28,959
-Hey. Wow.
-Don't worry, they don't bite
772
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:32,789
much.
773
00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,225
Isn't this fun?
774
00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:51,978
-Hey, hey, hey.
-Are you new in town?
775
00:55:58,689 --> 00:55:59,736
Hey-
776
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:06,948
Marley.
777
00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:11,327
Hey-
778
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:24,966
Hey, no, wait.
779
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,800
No, wait, wait, wait.
780
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,566
You look amazing.
781
00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:51,162
(Marley and Julian laughing)
782
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,915
You're such a tranny magnet.
783
00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:58,440
If I wasn't there, you could have
for sure gotten some action.
784
00:56:58,123 --> 00:57:02,344
I know.
Actually, you know that Adam?
785
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:05,593
She was kind of hot, no?
Yeah.
786
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:08,430
Ahhh.
787
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:13,602
Where did you go?
788
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,444
Do you believe in God?
789
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:23,819
-Wow.
-No, really.
790
00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:28,325
Okay, if you ask me, Dr Julian Goldstein,
if I believe in God...
791
00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:32,783
I mean, I believe in science
and in empirical evidence, so,
792
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:36,541
no, I don't believe in a higher power.
793
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:42,423
But if you ask me, Julian,
I'd say I don't know.
794
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,846
Why?
795
00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:50,510
I envy people who do.
796
00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:54,308
They're so sure
that something exists.
797
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,187
What a great way to live.
798
00:57:58,308 --> 00:57:59,981
Without fear.
799
00:58:03,630 --> 00:58:04,781
What are you afraid of?
800
00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,950
-No.
-Come on. Come on.
801
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:13,949
I want to know.
802
00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:18,457
-The whole list?
-How about the top three?
803
00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:20,390
Fine.
804
00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:23,126
I'm afraid if I die
my Mom will never recover.
805
00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:26,382
Okay.
806
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:30,341
I worry about who'd take care
of my dog.
807
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,138
Anything else?
808
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:40,146
I'm scared this entire night
is gonna go by without you kissing me.
809
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:52,154
Ah.
810
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,583
So this is a date, right?
811
00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:53,700
Yeah-- It's just that I--
they don't wanna...
812
00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:00,130
I quit the trial.
813
01:00:01,181 --> 01:00:02,307
I know.
814
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:07,710
-Why?
-I want to enjoy quality of life.
815
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:12,326
Besides, and you're gonna think
I'm crazy, but Whoopi Goldberg...
816
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,779
She is a lady who knows
what she's talking about.
817
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:20,454
(Marley laughing)
818
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:23,413
-You don't.
-Right.
819
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,339
Coming from a guy
with a yo-yo collection.
820
01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:29,213
What?
You don't like yo-yos?
821
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:31,636
You have a problem
against yo-yos?
822
01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,930
Well, let me show you.
823
01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:37,930
Okay.
824
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:43,724
You really are the biggest dork
I've ever slept with.
825
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:46,260
That's a very nice thing of you to say,
826
01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:50,322
but it's afar better compliment
if you leave dork out of that sentence.
827
01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:55,278
You are the biggest
I have ever slept with.
828
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:02,622
What a trick!
What a trick!
829
01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:09,716
Yeah, yeah, I know, but I...
830
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:16,385
♪ I know you're fed up
831
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:20,594
♪ life don't let up for us
832
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:25,979
♪ all they talk about
is what's going down
833
01:01:26,570 --> 01:01:30,187
♪ and what's been messed up for us
834
01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:35,618
♪ when I look around
I see blue skies
835
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:39,697
♪ I see butterflies for us
836
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:45,810
♪ listen to the sound
and lose it ♪
837
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:49,916
♪ its sweet music
and dance with me I
838
01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:56,960
'Cause there is beauty in the world.)
(Julian): Stanley, out, out.
839
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:59,391
♪ so much beauty in the world
840
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:04,222
♪ so shake your booty boys and girls
for the beauty in the world
841
01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:06,807
♪ pick your diamond
pick your pearl
842
01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:10,770
♪ there is beauty in the world
All together now ♪
843
01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,456
Wee!
844
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:39,423
-Hey, do not look over.
-Okay.
845
01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:42,476
Do you see those two guys
talking to Julian?
846
01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:44,598
Okay, look now.
847
01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:48,599
Stop. Stop looking.
848
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:52,277
I'm having drinks
with Clark Kent tonight.
849
01:02:52,352 --> 01:02:55,276
And dinner with Superman tomorrow.
850
01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:59,861
Oh boy, you have taken my whore crown
and are wearing it so well.
851
01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:03,197
It's a little big.
I've been wearing it as a belt.
852
01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:06,203
Ahh!
853
01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:12,623
You know, actually, Renee's life
is looking pretty good to me lately.
854
01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:19,762
Marley, I...
855
01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:25,932
I'm sorry, Marley, I don't know.
I just-- I'm sorry.
856
01:03:26,110 --> 01:03:27,638
Sssh. It's okay.
857
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:19,777
Oh, that's sweet, isn't it?
858
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,575
Let's put it right in here
with your name on it.
859
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:27,118
What do you think Martha Stewart
would think of my arrangement, Stanley?
860
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,540
Okay.
861
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:33,746
Maybe I could quit planning parties
and do my own flower arrangements.
862
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,546
You're home early.
863
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:41,799
-Is everything okay?
-Yeah, it's fine.
864
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:46,391
-Did something happen?
-I'm going back to bed.
865
01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,844
Did you and Julian have a fight?
866
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:52,313
No.
867
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:55,893
Do you want to talk about it?
Maybe I could help.
868
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:59,229
Right. 'Cause you're the expert
in relationships.
869
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:12,159
Mom, please, not now.
870
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:15,337
I may have made a mistake
marrying your father.
871
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:19,258
May have?
The man is emotionally constipated.
872
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:22,176
I'm grateful he gave me you.
873
01:05:44,650 --> 01:05:46,159
Oh, my goodness.
874
01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:49,446
Can I have a big hug?
Oh.
875
01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,350
Mmm.
876
01:05:54,242 --> 01:05:57,621
-Hey.
-Did she tell you?
877
01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:59,957
God, my mother is a walking mouth.
878
01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,760
-A walking mouth.
-Hello, Cammie.
879
01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:06,759
-You look very pretty today.
-What do you tell him?
880
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:11,514
-And I'm smart.
-Good girl. Good girl.
881
01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:13,950
Oooh!
882
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:18,688
Oh grody, he's peeing!
883
01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:23,697
So what was this morning about?
884
01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:28,235
-I don't know. I couldn't sleep.
-I know.
885
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:32,539
-But why?
-Well, a reminder: I'm dying.
886
01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:38,541
Yeah okay, and I haven't helped you,
um,
887
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:41,339
get in touch with all the--
the anger and...
888
01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:42,916
You know what? Just stop.
889
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:46,549
I'm so not in the mood
for a lecture right now.
890
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:50,178
Hey! It's obvious that you're scared.
it's normal. it's fine.
891
01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:53,931
Is it normal for doctors
to screw their patients?
892
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:57,765
We had a good time.
Let's just leave it at that.
893
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,690
Wow!
894
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:03,660
-Whoa, already past tense.
-Well,
895
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:08,199
reality check: It's going to be
past tense soon enough.
896
01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:13,155
-Hey, Marley...
-Mmm.
897
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,954
I love you.
898
01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,959
Oh, great.
899
01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:29,462
Fantastic.
900
01:07:31,890 --> 01:07:32,807
You love me.
901
01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:38,590
What kind of guy
falls in love with a dying girl?
902
01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:41,311
Don't diminish what's going on
between us. Okay?
903
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,485
-I know what I'm feeling.
-I do too.
904
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,564
I feel smothered
and I need you to back off!
905
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:47,693
No, no...
906
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:50,992
-Ow!
-Are you okay?
907
01:07:51,670 --> 01:07:53,820
Leave me alone!
908
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:59,330
-Come on, let me help you.
-I said: Leave me the hell alone!
909
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:05,252
-I'm sorry, sweetie.
-I wanna go home.
910
01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:07,925
I know.
I'm gonna take you home right now.
911
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,845
I'm sorry.
912
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,886
Let me see.
Let me see that beautiful face.
913
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:22,603
-Let me see...
-(Renee): Hey, you're back early.
914
01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:27,945
-Hi, Mommy.
-Hi, pumpkin. Did you all have fun?
915
01:08:28,210 --> 01:08:29,898
-You're having a party.
-No.
916
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:34,737
Some of the other moms dropped by.
Sort of an impromptu thing.
917
01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,787
It's not contagious, you know.
918
01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:39,244
Of course not.
919
01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:44,754
Um-- why don't you go back
and play for a little bit.
920
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:48,584
-Bye, sweetie, I love you.
-Bye.
921
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:52,296
I've just been really busy, you know.
With the baby coming and...
922
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:56,383
Oh, really? You obviously have time
for those women in there.
923
01:08:56,466 --> 01:09:02,690
-That's different. They're...
-What? They're fat, boring and
924
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:07,310
-not dying?
-Okay.
925
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,612
Want me to make this
more palatable for you?
926
01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,564
-That's not what I want
-Are you just
927
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:15,270
angry because you're going
to have to find a new babysitter?
928
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,788
Yeah.
929
01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:23,789
Come on.
That's exactly what I'm angry about.
930
01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:37,845
(Peter): They could fire you
on the first day.
931
01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:39,676
(Matt): Oh, yeah?
932
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:46,620
-Hey, the zoo, how was it?
-Oh, you know. It was fantastic.
933
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:51,613
Um, Marley, this is Matt. My friend
who moved here from Brooklyn.
934
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,737
Nice to meet you.
Peter's told me a lot about you.
935
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,238
Really?
936
01:09:56,317 --> 01:09:59,571
-Did he tell you I was dying?
-Yeah.
937
01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:02,783
A couple more weeks
and I'm out of here.
938
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:05,243
Why don't you take a look
at my apartment.
939
01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:08,751
Then maybe you guys
can be neighbours and love buddies.
940
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,879
Excuse me.
Babe.
941
01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:15,796
-What are you doing?
-Nothing.
942
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:17,551
Have a good day.
943
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:26,644
♪ Well, there's a pretty little girl
such a pretty little girl
944
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,691
♪ I think she lives
around the corner from me
945
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:33,237
♪ sometimes is see her walking
past my window as I stare out vacantly ♪
946
01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:37,909
Shut up! I hear you!
947
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:41,784
♪ Pretty little girl are you in love?
I always see you out on your own ♪
948
01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:44,742
Really? Asshole.
949
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:59,510
God!
950
01:11:30,203 --> 01:11:32,956
I'm scared.
951
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,425
I'm scared to death.
952
01:11:38,336 --> 01:11:39,633
Of what?
953
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:45,590
-Of dying.
-Everybody dies.
954
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,182
What are you really afraid of?
955
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:51,437
I didn't have enough time
to do all the things I wanted to do.
956
01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:54,690
-Like what?
-Buy a house!
957
01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:57,989
Have a baby.
Find somebody who loves me.
958
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,614
You have that.
Or, you had it.
959
01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:03,319
How do you know?
960
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:07,157
He could just have said all that stuff
because he felt sorry for me.
961
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:11,120
He doesn't strike me as someone
who loved you out of pity.
962
01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:13,125
You should try again.
963
01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:17,675
-I don't know what his issues are.
-I don't care what his issues are.
964
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,471
-Do you love him?
-Um...
965
01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:25,141
Do you love him?
966
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:27,560
-Do you?
-I do, I do, I do.
967
01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:31,265
-Say it in a complete sentence.
-I love him. I love him.
968
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,567
I-- love him.
969
01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:36,770
I really do.
I really love him.
970
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,948
Maybe you should go back down
and tell him.
971
01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:43,697
-I can't go back down. I'm dead.
-You're not dead.
972
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,619
The car didn't actually hit you.
973
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:49,416
Aside from a little headache,
you should be fine.
974
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,542
Ah! Oop.
975
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,219
Ohh!
976
01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:05,388
Ohh.
977
01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:18,193
Oh look, he's right here.
978
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:26,240
-Mom? Hey.
-Right. Okay. I'll wait for you outside.
979
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:27,662
Thank you.
980
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:35,440
-(Marley): Hi.
-(Julian): Hi.
981
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:39,712
-What happened to you?
-A street hit me in the face.
982
01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:43,636
-What?
-Can I talk to you?
983
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:46,681
-Yeah.
-Okay. Come on.
984
01:13:51,930 --> 01:13:53,892
My whole life I've been so afraid
of guys lying to me,
985
01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:57,145
not being there for me
and ending up Shafted like my mother.
986
01:13:57,224 --> 01:14:00,694
Somewhere along the line
I decided to take charge of my life,
987
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:04,616
and to never let anybody
ever get close enough to hurt me.
988
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,909
-Ever.
-Okay. Okay.
989
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:10,868
And then you come along.
990
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,760
With your nose in your books
and your yo-yos and your
991
01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:19,380
spouting off ridiculous jokes like:
"My Mom sat on my-- face.“
992
01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:24,298
-So you can see how I missed it.
-What?
993
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,924
What? You missed what?
994
01:14:42,269 --> 01:14:44,146
You're my third wish.
995
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:47,992
I love you.
996
01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:05,635
Put your turn signal on. Don't make me
guess which way you're gonna go.
997
01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:08,213
(Beverley): Just surprise me.
998
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:12,266
Remember when I was little how I
used to masturbate all the time?
999
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:15,974
Do you remember when we went
to that rug store
1000
01:15:16,530 --> 01:15:18,647
and I hopped up
on one of those rolled-up rugs?
1001
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:22,651
Then you gave me
a two-week time out
1002
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:26,527
and told me never to touch
my jingle bells again.
1003
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,611
Yeah, I remember that.
1004
01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:37,537
You know?
1005
01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:44,208
My whole life I think that was
the only time you were a bad Mom.
1006
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,841
Yet I was such a shit.
1007
01:15:50,870 --> 01:15:51,714
You're a daughter.
1008
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:54,805
That's your job.
1009
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:03,313
Will you help me plan my funeral?
1010
01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:07,275
Sure.
1011
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:12,194
I don't want it to be some sombre affair.
I want it to be a celebration.
1012
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,573
I want to put the
1013
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:17,206
f-u-n back in funeral.
1014
01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,346
Hi.
1015
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:44,229
Listen, you've been a real bitch lately.
Really mean and ugly.
1016
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,982
I just want you to know
that I don't appreciate it.
1017
01:16:47,610 --> 01:16:48,483
-You don't?
-No.
1018
01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:51,816
Because I've done nothing
but support you
1019
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:55,824
-through this so-called difficult time.
-Well, it has been hard.
1020
01:16:55,903 --> 01:17:00,784
Please- listening to you
going on and on about
1021
01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:03,870
feeling sick and "I'm too tired"
1022
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:08,584
and "Oh, that Vinnie
really rocked my world."
1023
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,839
-He was awesome wasn't he?
-He was.
1024
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,716
-So back to you.
-What?
1025
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,639
Your behaviour has really
made me angry. It has.
1026
01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:18,888
But you wanna know what makes me
blow my top, see red
1027
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:24,441
and makes my blood boil
is the fact that I'm gonna miss you.
1028
01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:28,481
So much.
1029
01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:44,286
Do you think I could have
that dance now?
1030
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:47,246
No.
1031
01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:51,717
That ship sailed so long ago.
1032
01:17:57,131 --> 01:18:00,476
You know?
I thought you'd never ask.
1033
01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:30,589
You're just scared.
1034
01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:34,294
-Break it down.
-Take all that. Aw. Take that.
1035
01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:38,131
Woof. Woof.
I mean it's so high.
1036
01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:49,240
Hi, Marley, it's Dad.
1037
01:18:49,990 --> 01:18:52,979
I'm coming into town tonight
and I'd like to see you.
1038
01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:56,282
I'll call you once I get to the hotel.
1039
01:18:56,357 --> 01:18:59,201
Hope you're doing well.
Bye.
1040
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,705
He sounds like he's making an effort.
1041
01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:09,625
It’s too little too late.
1042
01:19:12,957 --> 01:19:14,379
Mmm.
1043
01:19:18,212 --> 01:19:19,555
Go ahead.
1044
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:24,309
You know, I don't know the guy,
1045
01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:27,639
and he might be as big a schmuck
as you say he is,
1046
01:19:27,721 --> 01:19:30,895
but, um, it might worth
listening to him.
1047
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:36,607
Some people have a hard time
opening up about their feelings.
1048
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,155
Low blow.
1049
01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:54,666
(TV announcer): Goal!
1050
01:19:57,100 --> 01:19:59,379
The Penne Arrabiata sounds good.
1051
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:03,560
Oh thanks, but I'm trying to lose
a couple of pounds.
1052
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:13,271
-What are we doing?
-What do you mean?
1053
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:17,571
Making chit-chat like nothing's wrong
between us. I hate it.
1054
01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:21,250
-I'm trying to have a nice visit.
-By not saying anything?
1055
01:20:21,108 --> 01:20:24,829
-What do you want me to do?
-Nothing. it's fine.
1056
01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:29,325
-No. I'm here aren't I?
-Yes, Dad, physically you are here.
1057
01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:32,662
-Marley, come on. I'm trying.
-Give the man a trophy.
1058
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:33,997
He's trying.
1059
01:20:34,790 --> 01:20:38,835
Could we have just one pleasant meal?
Just one and then talk about this later?
1060
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:42,679
-Fine.
-Thank you.
1061
01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:49,937
No. it's not fine.
I don't know if I have a "later".
1062
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:53,437
So we need to talk about this right now,
or I walk out the door
1063
01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:55,643
and may never see you again.
1064
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,388
Marley, wait!
1065
01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:34,894
I don't know what to do, kiddo.
Tell me what to do.
1066
01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:37,192
Dad, I don't want to have to tell you.
1067
01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:40,396
And I shouldn't have to tell you.
1068
01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:44,567
Do you remember that time
probably 20 years ago?
1069
01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:47,620
You said: "I'm glad
God brought me into this world,
1070
01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:50,413
but I wish it was
from a different father."
1071
01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:52,787
Do you remember that?
1072
01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:56,587
And yet I said nothing,
because I didn't know what to say.
1073
01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:59,714
But it killed me inside.
1074
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:04,838
And now my little girl is very sick
and I can't fix it.
1075
01:22:06,463 --> 01:22:08,181
So please tell me what to say,
1076
01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:11,352
because I can't have you
hating me like this anymore.
1077
01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:15,731
I love you so very much, Marley.
1078
01:22:17,391 --> 01:22:19,519
Just tell me what to do.
1079
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:23,693
You just did it.
1080
01:22:32,322 --> 01:22:33,824
Thank you.
1081
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:43,667
(Marley): Renee?
1082
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,972
Renee!
1083
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:03,779
I know you're in here, so I'm just
gonna say what I came here to say,
1084
01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:05,902
which is: I'm sorry.
1085
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:11,112
It really hurt when you started
distancing yourself, but it's okay.
1086
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,913
I get it.
1087
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:17,915
A new baby coming
and me-- leaving.
1088
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:24,797
It's not fair having to be so happy
and so sad at the same time, is it?
1089
01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:31,257
Our friendship is one of the best things
in my life.
1090
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:34,935
I'm sorry I'm not gonna get
to know that little boy.
1091
01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:38,765
But I know he'll be beautiful.
Just like Cammie.
1092
01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:44,528
Oh, my God, that little girl is amazing.
1093
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,238
So, please, when she gets older
1094
01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:53,617
tell her that I loved her
like she was my own.
1095
01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:06,295
Bye.
1096
01:24:31,660 --> 01:24:33,569
You sure you still want to do this?
1097
01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:37,760
Yeah.
1098
01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:46,623
♪ baby ♪
1099
01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:48,880
Wooo! Oh, my God.
1100
01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:51,700
♪ it's been a long day
1101
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:57,931
♪ things ain't been going my way
and I need you here
1102
01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:01,638
♪ here by my ♪
1103
01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:03,850
Wooo! Yeah!
1104
01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:07,186
♪ all the time
1105
01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:13,697
♪ baby, the way you move me
is crazy
1106
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:19,828
♪ it's like you see right through me
and make it easier
1107
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:27,416
♪ you please me and you don't
even have to try
1108
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:33,300
♪ oh, because you are the best thing
1109
01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:39,560
♪ you are the best thing
1110
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,387
♪ you're the best thing, baby
1111
01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:44,565
♪ you are the best thing
1112
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,859
♪ you're the best thing
1113
01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:50,278
♪ that ever happened to me
1114
01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:59,490
♪ baby, we've come a long way,
baby
1115
01:26:01,114 --> 01:26:05,390
♪ you know, I hope and I pray
that you believe me ♪
1116
01:26:07,287 --> 01:26:09,130
-Same as ever?
-Yeah.
1117
01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:10,583
Really?
1118
01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:18,136
Hey, what are you gonna do
after I'm gone?
1119
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:20,517
Hum?
1120
01:26:22,386 --> 01:26:26,610
Come on. You got on my case
about not opening up.
1121
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:32,943
I just don't like thinking about it.
1122
01:26:33,210 --> 01:26:36,946
Julian, I need to know
that you're gonna be okay.
1123
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:38,720
Oh, my God.
1124
01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:40,449
We should talk about
what we're feeling.
1125
01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:45,376
-Now I've created a monster.
-Yeah, you have.
1126
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:49,504
So?
1127
01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:55,965
Um,
1128
01:26:57,254 --> 01:27:02,431
so-- this old man
he goes to the doctor,
1129
01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:04,682
and he brings his wife along.
1130
01:27:04,761 --> 01:27:07,685
It's the yearly physical,
so the doctor says:
1131
01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:12,315
"l just need a urine sample,
a blood, a sperm and a stool sample."
1132
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:16,695
The old man can't hear very well,
so he looks over to his wife
1133
01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:20,403
and asks: "What?
What is he saying?"
1134
01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:24,240
And the wife yells back at him:
"He wants your underwear!"
1135
01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:32,206
My work here is done.
1136
01:28:05,322 --> 01:28:07,950
Ohh.
1137
01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:18,964
Oh.
1138
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:10,471
So, I have to go back
to New York for a few days, but
1139
01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:12,477
call me if you need anything. Okay?
1140
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,604
Okay, I will.
1141
01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:18,608
-I love you.
-I love you too.
1142
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:21,148
Bye.
1143
01:29:27,654 --> 01:29:31,790
And this includes
a big opening party?
1144
01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:36,455
Alright, that's what I want.
Great.
1145
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:39,841
The name is Sarah Walker.
1146
01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:42,594
It's a surprise.
1147
01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:47,178
(Marley): Okay, thank you very much.
Bye, bye.
1148
01:29:53,540 --> 01:29:57,605
Mom, would you do me a favour
and give this to Sarah for me?
1149
01:29:58,935 --> 01:30:02,314
She's gonna be here in a minute.
You can...
1150
01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:05,237
Oh.
1151
01:30:08,612 --> 01:30:10,831
I'll make sure she gets it.
1152
01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:18,380
And this is for you.
1153
01:30:27,213 --> 01:30:29,136
-it's for me?
-Hm.
1154
01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:51,746
Mom?
1155
01:30:53,730 --> 01:30:54,416
Yeah?
1156
01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:56,835
Will you take care of Stanley for me?
1157
01:30:58,119 --> 01:31:01,999
-I wouldn't have it any other way.
-Check.
1158
01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:06,548
Ah.
1159
01:31:10,423 --> 01:31:11,800
Ah.
1160
01:31:22,435 --> 01:31:26,360
♪ a Mercedes Benz ♪
1161
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:29,192
You used to sing me that
to sleep every night.
1162
01:31:29,275 --> 01:31:36,625
♪ my friends all have Porsches,
I must make amends
1163
01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:40,830
♪ worked hard all my life
1164
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:44,633
♪ no help from my friends
1165
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:51,967
♪ oh Lord, won't you buy me
a Mercedes Benz ♪
1166
01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:55,143
Wanna get the ball?
Go get it.
1167
01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:58,101
Get it, buddy.
1168
01:32:02,225 --> 01:32:03,977
Hey-
1169
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:09,317
I was gonna go for a jog up the hill.
Do you want to come?
1170
01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:14,576
-Sure. You start. I'll catch right up.
-Okay.
1171
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:22,834
Woo! Yeah. Here we go.
Oh, Oh.
1172
01:32:24,497 --> 01:32:26,750
On second thought,
that's a really big hill.
1173
01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,465
Pussy.
1174
01:32:30,670 --> 01:32:32,593
I'm not afraid to admit it.
1175
01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:36,684
Ah.
1176
01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:43,608
When's Julian getting here?
1177
01:32:43,683 --> 01:32:46,653
He had to work late,
so I just left a message.
1178
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:51,362
Trying to let the poor man sleep.
1179
01:32:57,697 --> 01:32:59,740
-Sarah?
-Hm?
1180
01:32:59,157 --> 01:33:00,625
I'm sorry.
1181
01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:04,121
-What?
-I've been so wrapped up in all this,
1182
01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:08,459
I haven't stopped to ask how
it was affecting all of you guys.
1183
01:33:08,541 --> 01:33:11,135
-Oh, that's...
-Ask how you're doing.
1184
01:33:11,211 --> 01:33:14,511
-It's...
-How are you're doing?
1185
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:23,398
How are you doing?
1186
01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:27,527
Not so good.
1187
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:32,365
See?
I didn't know that.
1188
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:36,350
Why didn't you wish
not to die, huh?
1189
01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:39,994
Hm, something else I wanted more.
1190
01:33:40,730 --> 01:33:45,830
Well, I wish it.
I wish it right now. God?
1191
01:33:45,912 --> 01:33:50,793
Hey? God?
You listening?
1192
01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:55,889
You can't take her away.
Okay?
1193
01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,888
I want her to stay here.
1194
01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:06,170
It's not gonna work. You need
an anal probe and a morphine shooter.
1195
01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:18,116
-Are you scared?
-No.
1196
01:34:21,447 --> 01:34:23,400
Not anymore.
1197
01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:55,531
Marley?
1198
01:34:58,818 --> 01:35:00,240
Marley?
1199
01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:07,953
Marley?
1200
01:35:11,456 --> 01:35:12,958
Hey-
1201
01:35:14,292 --> 01:35:16,715
Marley...
1202
01:35:42,779 --> 01:35:44,281
Here you go, sir.
1203
01:35:45,949 --> 01:35:47,496
This is Peter.
1204
01:35:53,831 --> 01:35:55,583
Ahh!
1205
01:36:57,812 --> 01:37:00,531
Hey you, it's me.
1206
01:37:01,983 --> 01:37:06,489
Oh, I didn't think
this was going to be so difficult.
1207
01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:10,201
I thank God you came into my life.
I do.
1208
01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:12,877
Because you showed me
how to be the person
1209
01:37:12,952 --> 01:37:16,456
I always imagined myself to be.
1210
01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:18,633
That's not even
giving you enough credit,
1211
01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:22,508
because until I met you
I had no idea who I could be.
1212
01:37:23,963 --> 01:37:30,960
So-- take care and try
not to fall in love again. Ever.
1213
01:37:30,178 --> 01:37:31,851
Ever again.
1214
01:37:33,848 --> 01:37:35,475
That's kind of a joke.
1215
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:39,695
-I love you.
-I love you.
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01:37:56,579 --> 01:38:01,631
Oh, oh, oh.
I know.
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01:38:35,340 --> 01:38:38,504
(voice over Marley)
So, that's my story.
1218
01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:41,924
I had some pretty amazing friends,
didn't I?
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01:38:41,999 --> 01:38:46,379
And I include my parents in that group,
even though my whole life I blamed them
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01:38:46,462 --> 01:38:48,931
for, well, everything.
1221
01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:54,809
But the truth is: I was afraid.
I was afraid to trust and forgive.
1222
01:38:54,887 --> 01:38:58,687
I was scared I wasn't enough.
But I was.
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01:39:15,783 --> 01:39:18,536
(Julian): I just have to say: To Marley.
1224
01:39:18,619 --> 01:39:20,371
(Everyone): To Marley!
1225
01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:01,375
-Thank you, Marley.
-Thank you, Marley.
1226
01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:07,255
Hi.
1227
01:40:14,842 --> 01:40:16,264
Stanley.
1228
01:40:28,689 --> 01:40:31,363
(voice over Marley)
What I wouldn't give
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01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:36,664
to experience just one more time,
to feel that incredible sensation
1230
01:40:38,366 --> 01:40:42,997
when he looked at me
and I felt-- alive.
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