All language subtitles for 1With Aunt

Oh

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thanks a lot for the coffee you're
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always so good to me we have to go let's
thanks a lot for the coffee you're

do some work that's the way it is you
always so good to me we have to go let's

sorry too aren't you what would you say
do some work that's the way it is you

to a little quickly huh
sorry too aren't you what would you say

to a little quickly huh

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to a little quickly huh

she hasn't even come down the
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breadwinner goes over a trip and his
she hasn't even come down the
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she hasn't even come down the
breadwinner goes over a trip and his

wife couldn't care less
breadwinner goes over a trip and his

I'll never marry another sweet but you
wife couldn't care less

love me yes I love you how can you have
I'll never marry another sweet but you

any doubt about it with everything
love me yes I love you how can you have
I'll never marry another sweet but you

love me yes I love you how can you have
any doubt about it with everything

you've got
any doubt about it with everything

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duty calls I'm afraid if I miss that
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playing I'll castrate you then you won't
duty calls I'm afraid if I miss that

have any more problems with your
playing I'll castrate you then you won't

girlfriend's video I'm ready sir
have any more problems with your

did you hear what he said

castrating me huh he's just jealous we'd
did you hear what he said

like to have one like you of it good
castrating me huh he's just jealous we'd

morning what you about telling that slot
like to have one like you of it good

analyst to be a little more attentive in
morning what you about telling that slot

her cleaning I'll be back in a fortnight
analyst to be a little more attentive in

or so take your time about it
her cleaning I'll be back in a fortnight

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I'll call you up for the New York have a
[Applause]
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[Applause]
I'll call you up for the New York have a

rest you can count on it
I'll call you up for the New York have a

have a good trip Mario he loves me you

asked me not he loves me he loves me not
have a good trip Mario he loves me you

but what should I care hi there I'm
asked me not he loves me he loves me not

but what should I care hi there I'm

making an official announcement that
but what should I care hi there I'm

I'll be alone for the next 14 days and I
making an official announcement that

intend having a good time
I'll be alone for the next 14 days and I

arrange something and come over to my
intend having a good time

place when did you say why not this
arrange something and come over to my

afternoon we don't want to waste time
place when did you say why not this

yes don't worry listen bring someone
afternoon we don't want to waste time

along with you no I don't want to know
yes don't worry listen bring someone

who it'll be more exciting that way
along with you no I don't want to know

hmm are you new mm-hmm what's your name
who it'll be more exciting that way

hmm are you new mm-hmm what's your name

dear oh I get it you want to play
hmm are you new mm-hmm what's your name

hard-to-get no I got it you know all
dear oh I get it you want to play

things considered you're not such a bad
hard-to-get no I got it you know all

looking boy it's just a pity that you're
things considered you're not such a bad

a little bit
looking boy it's just a pity that you're

a little bit

just as you like however I think it's a

pity about what you've got when you're
just as you like however I think it's a

pity about what you've got when you're

all through ask how better to see me
pity about what you've got when you're

Here I am I'm here madam
all through ask how better to see me
pity about what you've got when you're

all through ask how better to see me
Here I am I'm here madam

tell me Alberta did my husband get off
all through ask how better to see me
Here I am I'm here madam

Here I am I'm here madam
tell me Alberta did my husband get off

alright everything okay
tell me Alberta did my husband get off

yes everything's fine it's not better
alright everything okay

I'm giving a little party this afternoon
yes everything's fine it's not better

and I want you to buy some things what
I'm giving a little party this afternoon

and I want you to buy some things what

are you doing Oh what right now right
and I want you to buy some things what

now we can do it nice and easy
are you doing Oh what right now right

Alberta I loved playing around with you

when my husband is here but when he's
Alberta I loved playing around with you

not around it just doesn't interest me
when my husband is here but when he's

you understand it doesn't interest me
not around it just doesn't interest me

because there's nothing real of being
you understand it doesn't interest me

found out have I got through to you oh
because there's nothing real of being

found out have I got through to you oh

yeah
found out have I got through to you oh

and how don't take it too hard the world
yeah

is full of women gonna have a gander
and how don't take it too hard the world

Dallas she's feeling warm thanks for the
is full of women gonna have a gander

kind and helpful thought oh by the way
Dallas she's feeling warm thanks for the

what was it you wanted to tell me check
kind and helpful thought oh by the way

out on how much champagne we've got make
what was it you wanted to tell me check

sure there's enough
out on how much champagne we've got make

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[Laughter]

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dog can't you ever leave me alone

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Christ's sake what do you want oh
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nothing it's just that lot indoors
Christ's sake what do you want oh

carrying on oh look who's talking I
nothing it's just that lot indoors

wouldn't dream of doing certain things
carrying on oh look who's talking I

what have I to do with it I like things
wouldn't dream of doing certain things

naturally yes I know exactly what you
what have I to do with it I like things

like and you don't care whose it is
naturally yes I know exactly what you
what have I to do with it I like things

naturally yes I know exactly what you
like and you don't care whose it is

either why I think you're jealous well
like and you don't care whose it is

either why I think you're jealous well

then you do love me a little bit don't
either why I think you're jealous well

then you do love me a little bit don't

you
then you do love me a little bit don't

she shove off let me have some rest that
you

worked hard today huh
she shove off let me have some rest that
you

she shove off let me have some rest that
worked hard today huh

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don't bust me Bob
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I'm going home but what enough for isn't
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she enough for you
I'm going home but what enough for isn't

there girl don't tell me you're jealous
she enough for you
I'm going home but what enough for isn't

she enough for you
there girl don't tell me you're jealous

what if I am oh go on
there girl don't tell me you're jealous

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what if I am oh go on

yes perhaps you'd better go I didn't
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mean this to happen oh it doesn't matter
yes perhaps you'd better go I didn't

and anyway I don't feel like it today
mean this to happen oh it doesn't matter

we'll see each other another time
and anyway I don't feel like it today

and anyway I don't feel like it today

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Oh Barbara it's just time to tan my dear

you asked me to wake you up especially
Oh Barbara it's just time to tan my dear

remember I brought you a breakfast it's
you asked me to wake you up especially

right there waiting for you no no later
remember I brought you a breakfast it's

no you're very kind sit down here for a
right there waiting for you no no later

moment will you tell me why did you
no you're very kind sit down here for a

disappear so suddenly last night what's
moment will you tell me why did you

the matter
disappear so suddenly last night what's

something on your mind no I know you too
the matter

well tell me it's just that I've never
something on your mind no I know you too

tried it with a woman before would you
well tell me it's just that I've never

like to try I don't know
tried it with a woman before would you

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like to try I don't know

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that's enough

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may God be my witness feels like that

has never entered my house before mother
may God be my witness feels like that

don't you think you're exaggerating a
has never entered my house before mother

bit shut your mouth you degenerate your
don't you think you're exaggerating a

bit shut your mouth you degenerate your

vice personified your potential
bit shut your mouth you degenerate your

delinquent you're nothing but a sexual
vice personified your potential

maniac mother it's just that I've grown
delinquent you're nothing but a sexual

up with a lot of good hormones just
maniac mother it's just that I've grown

waiting to be put to good use in the
up with a lot of good hormones just

right place
waiting to be put to good use in the

not cool I forbid you how dare you talk
right place

about matters so literally in front of
not cool I forbid you how dare you talk

your mother all right mother I'm sorry
about matters so literally in front of

from today I'll make it my business not
your mother all right mother I'm sorry

to annoy you with my presence what do
from today I'll make it my business not

to annoy you with my presence what do

you mean by that what I meant is I'm
to annoy you with my presence what do

going to accept my uncle's invitation to
you mean by that what I meant is I'm

go and stay with him with that debauched
going to accept my uncle's invitation to
you mean by that what I meant is I'm

going to accept my uncle's invitation to
go and stay with him with that debauched

brother of mine never I haven't seen him
going to accept my uncle's invitation to
go and stay with him with that debauched

go and stay with him with that debauched
brother of mine never I haven't seen him

in years and I have no desire to do so
brother of mine never I haven't seen him

in years and I have no desire to do so

now no one's asking you to go I was
in years and I have no desire to do so

now no one's asking you to go I was

talking about me mother listen carefully
now no one's asking you to go I was

I can't be traveling hundreds of
talking about me mother listen carefully
now no one's asking you to go I was

talking about me mother listen carefully
I can't be traveling hundreds of

kilometres daily to go to university I
I can't be traveling hundreds of

have to live in a city all right it only
kilometres daily to go to university I

means we move to a city and we'll buy a
have to live in a city all right it only

lovely apartment just for us no that's
means we move to a city and we'll buy a

where you're mistaken I've got to be
lovely apartment just for us no that's
means we move to a city and we'll buy a

lovely apartment just for us no that's
where you're mistaken I've got to be

alone to be free to study and enjoy my
lovely apartment just for us no that's
where you're mistaken I've got to be

where you're mistaken I've got to be
alone to be free to study and enjoy my

own life the way I prefer the way you
alone to be free to study and enjoy my

prefer hmm so that's what you want but
own life the way I prefer the way you

your dirty goings-on is what you mean oh
prefer hmm so that's what you want but

this reminds me of your father may his
your dirty goings-on is what you mean oh

soul be at peace the things he forced me
this reminds me of your father may his

to accept but it's gonna be different
soul be at peace the things he forced me

with you I cut you off I won't give you
to accept but it's gonna be different

another cent you understand me
with you I cut you off I won't give you

that doesn't matter I can take care of
another cent you understand me

myself but I'm leaving this place
that doesn't matter I can take care of

because I can't cope anymore I've had it
myself but I'm leaving this place

myself but I'm leaving this place

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oh how about the controls down bitch
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otherwise you could pack your stuff and
oh how about the controls down bitch

go that's just exactly what I'm gonna do
otherwise you could pack your stuff and

and Alice is gonna come with me too
go that's just exactly what I'm gonna do

why don't you go and ask her sure I'm
and Alice is gonna come with me too

gonna do it right now Alice Alice Alice
why don't you go and ask her sure I'm

look I'm going so she told you up for

having put it where you shouldn't know
look I'm going so she told you up for

having put it where you shouldn't know

pop love oh oh you know why we get along
having put it where you shouldn't know

so well together because we both decided
pop love oh oh you know why we get along

to be sexually independent from one
so well together because we both decided

another isn't that so
to be sexually independent from one

and what do you mean by that just that
another isn't that so

Barbara has a free to us to think about
and what do you mean by that just that

it out there though she just wants to
Barbara has a free to us to think about

play with you
it out there though she just wants to

okay I'm not made of stone huh that's
play with you

okay I'm not made of stone huh that's

where you're wrong you are
okay I'm not made of stone huh that's

oh you're all stone and what stone
where you're wrong you are

she doesn't for me don't you know yet
oh you're all stone and what stone

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bah-bah

they've arrived Oh wonderful hello
bah-bah

darling how are you oh just fine
they've arrived Oh wonderful hello

these are the friends I was talking

about Carlos and Pedro hey boys this is
these are the friends I was talking

Barbara say when did they last have a
about Carlos and Pedro hey boys this is

square meal they're students from Latin
Barbara say when did they last have a

America
square meal they're students from Latin

they've got tiny allowances well apart
America

from eating drinking and saying hi can
they've got tiny allowances well apart

you do anything else
from eating drinking and saying hi can

Oh to make love what the hell's got into
you do anything else
from eating drinking and saying hi can

you do anything else
Oh to make love what the hell's got into

you two I've never known you to be so
Oh to make love what the hell's got into

you two I've never known you to be so

earthy hey did you said he was supposed
you two I've never known you to be so

earthy hey did you said he was supposed

to be a wide part so you think it's a
earthy hey did you said he was supposed

wild party all we need is a snap on the
to be a wide part so you think it's a

button we'd be away
wild party all we need is a snap on the

[Laughter]

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[Laughter]

thank you miss Alice tell his barber at

home wrong
thank you miss Alice tell his barber at

hello is that you Mario are you well yes

I'm fine I don't think I'll be able to
hello is that you Mario are you well yes

get back next week it looks like I'll
I'm fine I don't think I'll be able to

have to stay another 10 days take your
get back next week it looks like I'll

time about it yes Ellen on a couple of
have to stay another 10 days take your

boys to latin-american stallions at it
time about it yes Ellen on a couple of

again no don't worry I won't take them
boys to latin-american stallions at it

to bed they're not worth it
again no don't worry I won't take them

bye Mario hi Barbara
to bed they're not worth it

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Barbara are you alright open the door I
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know you there I just want to sleep the
Barbara are you alright open the door I

last time you make a fool of me don't
know you there I just want to sleep the

bother calling me good night my dear
last time you make a fool of me don't
know you there I just want to sleep the

last time you make a fool of me don't
bother calling me good night my dear

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Barbara Barbara there's a young man out

in the garden he's asking for you tell
Barbara Barbara there's a young man out

in the garden he's asking for you tell

him to go what a pity
in the garden he's asking for you tell

oh just a minute
him to go what a pity
in the garden he's asking for you tell

him to go what a pity
oh just a minute

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can I help you what I mr. Musume cheese

nephew I was told he was away but I'd
can I help you what I mr. Musume cheese

nephew I was told he was away but I'd

like to speak to his wife you're talking
nephew I was told he was away but I'd

to her you what are you looking at is
like to speak to his wife you're talking

there something wrong no nothing nothing
to her you what are you looking at is
like to speak to his wife you're talking

to her you what are you looking at is
there something wrong no nothing nothing

silly boy give me a hug on your hands of
there something wrong no nothing nothing

course dear Aunt
silly boy give me a hug on your hands of

well I think that's gone on long enough

come on that sure
well I think that's gone on long enough

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Oh doctor would you put my nephew's car

away please
Oh doctor would you put my nephew's car

Oh another prick in the house
away please
Oh doctor would you put my nephew's car

away please
Oh another prick in the house

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and I'll bet he is too

that's when I thought I could bring
and I'll bet he is too

things to a head there's no justice in
that's when I thought I could bring

the world
things to a head there's no justice in
that's when I thought I could bring

things to a head there's no justice in
the world

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things to a head there's no justice in
the world

the world
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let's drink this up

Alice meanwhile will prepare your proper
let's drink this up

breakfast Thank You aunty well I'm just
Alice meanwhile will prepare your proper

gonna get dressed
breakfast Thank You aunty well I'm just

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you must be Alice yes in person

my name's Markel oh you must be mr.
you must be Alice yes in person

Moussa Mickey's nephew yeah he liked it
my name's Markel oh you must be mr.

a lot
Moussa Mickey's nephew yeah he liked it

a lot

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we

ungrateful rich the giant pig
we

ungrateful rich the giant pig

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Matilda you must find your son and show
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him the way of righteousness
Matilda you must find your son and show

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that's as far as it goes don't ask any

more of me
that's as far as it goes don't ask any

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that's as far as it goes don't ask any
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more of me
that's as far as it goes don't ask any
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that's as far as it goes don't ask any
more of me

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if you ever need me come up and see me

in the annex
if you ever need me come up and see me

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in the annex

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Jesus it's a hot night

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Jesus it's a hot night

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don't you think you're going too far

you're worse on a bitch on heat am i
don't you think you're going too far

shocking you have you any idea where
you're worse on a bitch on heat am i
don't you think you're going too far

you're worse on a bitch on heat am i
shocking you have you any idea where

shocking you have you any idea where

Markos got to and how should I know I
shocking you have you any idea where

haven't seen height or tan of them
Markos got to and how should I know I

.

- have you seen of course I have it went

off early this morning in his car it
- have you seen of course I have it went

didn't leave a message was no cuz I only
off early this morning in his car it

saw him in his car as he was going
didn't leave a message was no cuz I only

saw him in his car as he was going

through the main gate okay okay
saw him in his car as he was going

what rude behavior oh just discovering
through the main gate okay okay

he's a prick
what rude behavior oh just discovering
through the main gate okay okay

what rude behavior oh just discovering
he's a prick

what rude behavior oh just discovering

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you've been cutting all day now I'm

cutting out
you've been cutting all day now I'm

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okay I won't ask any more of you but I
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won't fulfill myself here so I must go
okay I won't ask any more of you but I

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won't fulfill myself here so I must go

I better get the car ready at once okay

no peace from anyone
I better get the car ready at once okay

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no peace from anyone
I better get the car ready at once okay

no peace from anyone
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morning fill her up good gas on the

penguin
morning fill her up good gas on the

penguin

I'm in a hurry couldn't you have done

this before like when you were in such a
I'm in a hurry couldn't you have done

rush
this before like when you were in such a

don't worry okey hurry up we tried a
rush
this before like when you were in such a

rush
don't worry okey hurry up we tried a

student hostel alright already we'll try
don't worry okey hurry up we tried a

the student house
student hostel alright already we'll try

student hostel alright already we'll try

ah Marco you come back

Barbara will be pleased to see you I
ah Marco you come back

haven't come back
Barbara will be pleased to see you I

I just forgot something what are you
haven't come back
Barbara will be pleased to see you I

haven't come back
I just forgot something what are you

doing in my car I'm cleaning the windows
I just forgot something what are you

they sure need it isn't Barbara at home
doing in my car I'm cleaning the windows

no she's kind of rebelled bad till but
they sure need it isn't Barbara at home
doing in my car I'm cleaning the windows

they sure need it isn't Barbara at home
no she's kind of rebelled bad till but

we are alone shall we go inside
no she's kind of rebelled bad till but

we are alone shall we go inside

no here in now
we are alone shall we go inside

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no here in now

Oh
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so where do we go now back to the villa

now let's try someplace else oh yeah
so where do we go now back to the villa

where what about the Catholic University
now let's try someplace else oh yeah

where what about the Catholic University

a lot of safe
where what about the Catholic University

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okay I won't ask any more of you but I

won't fulfill myself here so I must go
okay I won't ask any more of you but I

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won't fulfill myself here so I must go

mark calm down I am calm I'm sorry okay
.

let's discuss isn't a civilized way all
mark calm down I am calm I'm sorry okay

right
let's discuss isn't a civilized way all

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right
let's discuss isn't a civilized way all

right
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why did you come back to make love to me
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like you did to Alice she seduced me I
why did you come back to make love to me

couldn't care less how it all happened
like you did to Alice she seduced me I

you needn't try and justify yourself oh

by the way tell me how did you get in
you needn't try and justify yourself oh

when the gates were closed well I came
by the way tell me how did you get in

in like a thief to steal one you of
when the gates were closed well I came

course romantic perhaps but rather
in like a thief to steal one you of

childish I'd say you can't defend me I
course romantic perhaps but rather

love you I'm crazy about you if you
childish I'd say you can't defend me I

won't be mine I'll kill myself no better
love you I'm crazy about you if you

I'll kill you
won't be mine I'll kill myself no better

you've been reading too many
I'll kill you

nineteenth-century novel let's make love
you've been reading too many

then no we can't don't forget that I'm
nineteenth-century novel let's make love

your auntie ah where are you going don't
then no we can't don't forget that I'm

forget we're having a party in your
your auntie ah where are you going don't

honor and there'll be lots of pretty
forget we're having a party in your

girls coming tonight
honor and there'll be lots of pretty

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just

pigs I Kiwi eaten pink you fool yeah

you're right
pigs I Kiwi eaten pink you fool yeah

don't forget I'm your auntie and then
you're right

she plays around with anything in a
don't forget I'm your auntie and then

pants well if she hopes to make me
she plays around with anything in a

jealous she's got another thing coming
pants well if she hopes to make me

because I'm getting out of here oh I
jealous she's got another thing coming

almost forgot there it is this time I'm
because I'm getting out of here oh I

not forgetting my toothbrush because
almost forgot there it is this time I'm

I'll never set foot in this house ever
not forgetting my toothbrush because

I'll never set foot in this house ever

again I'm not getting involved better
I'll never set foot in this house ever

still I'll tell you what I think of you
again I'm not getting involved better

then I'll get out of here forever
still I'll tell you what I think of you

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I can't bear to stay here any longer is
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this the end of a chapter yes it's the
I can't bear to stay here any longer is

end I love you Marco and I want to be
this the end of a chapter yes it's the

yours whether you believe it or not for
end I love you Marco and I want to be

me it's as though it was the first time
yours whether you believe it or not for

yours whether you believe it or not for

.

how much is it 50 bucks $50 that was a

35 mile drive you know thanks
how much is it 50 bucks $50 that was a

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but who are you I'm the family's doctor

please try and calm down I want to go
but who are you I'm the family's doctor

away from this infernal house but of
please try and calm down I want to go

course you'll leave but first let me
away from this infernal house but of

examine never by a strange man how is
course you'll leave but first let me

she
examine never by a strange man how is
course you'll leave but first let me

examine never by a strange man how is
she

all right it's perfectly all right
she

just an asterick attack but it appears
all right it's perfectly all right

that she almost seems to have enjoyed it
just an asterick attack but it appears

you know may I see her
that she almost seems to have enjoyed it

certainly but she won't be able to talk
you know may I see her

as I've injected her with a strong
certainly but she won't be able to talk

sedative that'll put her asleep for some
as I've injected her with a strong

hours
sedative that'll put her asleep for some

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where have you been all day that's my

business get out of the car what's got
where have you been all day that's my

into you let me go really stop it
business get out of the car what's got

business get out of the car what's got

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have you gone mad
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no Marco stop that do you mind you've

taken advantage of my mother's illness
no Marco stop that do you mind you've

oh for God's sake I'm not discussing it
taken advantage of my mother's illness

is that all you have to say to me
oh for God's sake I'm not discussing it

haven't you any feelings for me you mean
is that all you have to say to me

with your mother upstairs sick you want
haven't you any feelings for me you mean

to make love to me I only want to tell
with your mother upstairs sick you want

you how much I love you
to make love to me I only want to tell

.

what are you doing going certainly mummy
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might be needing me you're gonna regret
what are you doing going certainly mummy

that
might be needing me you're gonna regret

.
that
might be needing me you're gonna regret

that
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Barbara is that you know it's happen

what are you doing here I'll show you
Barbara is that you know it's happen

what I'm doing here no no
what are you doing here I'll show you
Barbara is that you know it's happen

what are you doing here I'll show you
what I'm doing here no no

well hmm

you'd better go before somebody catches
well hmm

you here if you're talking about Barbara
you'd better go before somebody catches

she's having a good time without Beth
you here if you're talking about Barbara

though what did you say yes if you don't
she's having a good time without Beth

believe me go and look Bob open the door
though what did you say yes if you don't

I want to know who you with open up I
believe me go and look Bob open the door
though what did you say yes if you don't

believe me go and look Bob open the door
I want to know who you with open up I

said I will go away till you do listen
I want to know who you with open up I

I'm not bullying no come with me go back
said I will go away till you do listen

to bed get out of my hair
I'm not bullying no come with me go back

open this door Barbara open it I'll
to bed get out of my hair

break it down hurry up oh my god what a
open this door Barbara open it I'll

slut you off Alice was right I never
break it down hurry up oh my god what a

want to see you again open this door you
slut you off Alice was right I never

bitch open it up I know what you're
want to see you again open this door you

doing in fact I can see quite clearly
bitch open it up I know what you're
want to see you again open this door you

bitch open it up I know what you're
doing in fact I can see quite clearly

aren't you ashamed of yourself your
doing in fact I can see quite clearly

whore your aren't you ever going to hop
aren't you ashamed of yourself your

know what I think stop now no I'll tell
whore your aren't you ever going to hop

you so you think I can't live without
know what I think stop now no I'll tell

you well you're wrong your bitch just
you so you think I can't live without

slut ma it worked just like I planned
you well you're wrong your bitch just

you can stop now and caught up the
slut ma it worked just like I planned

doctor oh just a moment huh what are you
you can stop now and caught up the
slut ma it worked just like I planned

you can stop now and caught up the
doctor oh just a moment huh what are you

doctor oh just a moment huh what are you

doing what are you going to do
doctor oh just a moment huh what are you

doing what are you going to do

what's that thing there Oh keep away

from me don't don't you come here
what's that thing there Oh keep away

pour out bath time you're a bully shame

on you you whore listen lover boy kindly
pour out bath time you're a bully shame

keep those expression to someone else
on you you whore listen lover boy kindly

keep those expression to someone else

I'm very sorry
keep those expression to someone else

that's more like it I forgive you but
I'm very sorry

come back to me I'll think about it
that's more like it I forgive you but

where are you going

to have some fun with a stallion you
where are you going

won't find me here when you come back
to have some fun with a stallion you

if Allah wills it can you tell me where

barber goes every morning how would I
if Allah wills it can you tell me where

know you're the one that's so close to
barber goes every morning how would I

know you're the one that's so close to

where these days aren't you close
know you're the one that's so close to

together you're joking Alice give me
where these days aren't you close

something to drink quick say please what
together you're joking Alice give me
where these days aren't you close

together you're joking Alice give me
something to drink quick say please what

ice no no this will do what manners
something to drink quick say please what

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well I'm here where are you then how

divine it is to be here happily
well I'm here where are you then how

searching for the ultimate thrill
divine it is to be here happily

without the dreary business of actually
searching for the ultimate thrill

screwing to be quite naked with a couple
without the dreary business of actually

of geese
screwing to be quite naked with a couple

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of geese

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the right thing to get the hell out of

this place I'm telling you oh boy it's
the right thing to get the hell out of

not a woman she's a cow that's right a
this place I'm telling you oh boy it's

cow big
not a woman she's a cow that's right a

not a woman she's a cow that's right a

not even a cow the Bulls aren't good

enough placement far as I know you go to
not even a cow the Bulls aren't good

horses she's still a cow yes a cow no
enough placement far as I know you go to

two ways about it
horses she's still a cow yes a cow no

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so I don't have to worry them no no

you'll be quite alright
so I don't have to worry them no no

you just have a mild hangover that's all
you'll be quite alright

tell me how do I look
you just have a mild hangover that's all

thanks to you and your medicine when
tell me how do I look

will you come back and give me another
thanks to you and your medicine when

visit I really don't think that'll be
will you come back and give me another

necessary and now if you excuse me I
visit I really don't think that'll be

have other patients I already told you
necessary and now if you excuse me I

why not
have other patients I already told you

and this there's no need I know anyway
why not

I'm leaving oh where are you going
and this there's no need I know anyway

a little oh you men are the same
I'm leaving oh where are you going

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well then pull off that vest and walk on

four legs
well then pull off that vest and walk on

four legs

no get down there I obey you all goddess

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you

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don't find anybody else I'll kill

someone what it's somebody dying then
don't find anybody else I'll kill

what an awful thought
someone what it's somebody dying then

awful another want to know who called me
what an awful thought

well actually it was me I only wanted to
awful another want to know who called me

tell you you didn't even go to Honolulu
well actually it was me I only wanted to

hmm perhaps you'll explain what all this
tell you you didn't even go to Honolulu

nonsense is about anyway I'm going to
hmm perhaps you'll explain what all this

Honolulu for a congress and after and
nonsense is about anyway I'm going to

after what in the evening what did you
Honolulu for a congress and after and

do I'll go to sleep in a room without a
after what in the evening what did you

telephone that way I won't be disturbed
do I'll go to sleep in a room without a
after what in the evening what did you

do I'll go to sleep in a room without a
telephone that way I won't be disturbed

by any goddamn crazy nymphomaniacs you
telephone that way I won't be disturbed

are it to me don't cry Matilde come on
by any goddamn crazy nymphomaniacs you

are it to me don't cry Matilde come on

drop your eyes
are it to me don't cry Matilde come on

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good morning Marco good morning mother

how do you feel my darling very well
good morning Marco good morning mother

love is a many-splendored thing
how do you feel my darling very well
good morning Marco good morning mother

how do you feel my darling very well
love is a many-splendored thing

how do you feel my darling very well

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don't you think so but of course mother
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love is a wonderful thing
don't you think so but of course mother

where's barber gone she's going to do
love is a wonderful thing

some shopping I want to let you into a
where's barber gone she's going to do

little secret
some shopping I want to let you into a

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little secret

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it'll get cold

I want up darling tell me your honest
it'll get cold

opinion beautiful
I want up darling tell me your honest

opinion beautiful

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opinion beautiful

Markel

I've fallen in love with Ricardo and and
Markel

he's mad about me too we're planning on
I've fallen in love with Ricardo and and

going to Honolulu together we'll be away
he's mad about me too we're planning on

for about 15 days yes don't say anything
going to Honolulu together we'll be away

just wish me luck just like I wish you
for about 15 days yes don't say anything

luck too
just wish me luck just like I wish you

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luck too

forgive me for rushing off but I'm

meeting Ricardo in an hour say bye back
forgive me for rushing off but I'm

to Barbara bye darling
meeting Ricardo in an hour say bye back

goodbye mother I need this hey Alice the
to Barbara bye darling

mother's finally pushed off now all we
goodbye mother I need this hey Alice the

have to do to get rid of that
mother's finally pushed off now all we

tutti-frutti
have to do to get rid of that

what did you say I'll have you fired for
tutti-frutti
have to do to get rid of that

tutti-frutti
what did you say I'll have you fired for

that you bastard fuck yourself What did
what did you say I'll have you fired for

he say go fuck yourself
that you bastard fuck yourself What did

you're sweet you'll always stay here
he say go fuck yourself

with Barbara and me are you so sure
you're sweet you'll always stay here

quite sure
with Barbara and me are you so sure

quite sure

do you mind tell me would you be waiting

for Ricardo yes why do you ask
do you mind tell me would you be waiting

Ricardo asked me to tell you he's
for Ricardo yes why do you ask

Ricardo asked me to tell you he's

changed his mind he's decided to leave
Ricardo asked me to tell you he's

with me who are you
changed his mind he's decided to leave

I'm his wife
with me who are you

.
I'm his wife

why don't we go to bed

no not tonight mark
why don't we go to bed

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your uncle returns tomorrow you can talk
.

the whole thing over with him
your uncle returns tomorrow you can talk

and then we can have the rest of our
the whole thing over with him

life together yes of course you're right
and then we can have the rest of our

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life together yes of course you're right

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bah-bah I'm a bit tired I'll go to bed
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bah-bah I'm a bit tired I'll go to bed

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go on playing it's beautiful go on
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that's a prick Barney decided to leave

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