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[Music]
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[Knock on door]
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Open.
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Hey.
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Yo. Yo.
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Thanks for letting me
watch TV over here.
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I thought your mom just bought
a huge new TV last month.
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She did, but you know that
senator she's been dating?
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Uh-huh.
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He stole it.
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A senator stole your TV?
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Yeah, turns out he
wasn't a real senator.
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I told your mom there was no
such state as New Kentucky.
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Hey, what's your password
to buy a pay-per-view show?
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Why? What are we watching?
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The Shelby Marx fight.
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Who is Shelby Marx?
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Uh, try the best female
fighter in the entire CFC
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and she's only 15.
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We're gonna pay to
watch two girls fight?
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Yeah, what's your
pay-per-view password?
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Well, wait, I have to check
with Spencer and make sure
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that it's okay before-- 1234?
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Yes.
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, you guys wanna work
on-- no, stop talking.
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Why?
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'Cause you never say
anything interesting.
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Now, shhh!
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What's her deal?
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She's all excited about
this Shelby Marx fight.
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Shelby Marx is fighting tonight?
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Has everyone heard about
this girl, but me?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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She is crazy hot.
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She can kick me in the face any day.
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Shelby Marx's foot is
too good for your face.
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Hola muchachas y muchacho.
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Hey.
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Hey, what's up?
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She's a fighting machine.
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Her shorts are so cute.
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The fight everybody is talking about.
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Okay, how do I make that
girl my future wife?
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I thought you wanted me
to be your future wife.
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Could that happen?
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Could not happen.
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Ah.
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Dude, you got sneeze goo
on the back of my neck.
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Sorry.
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You got a cold?
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No, allergies.
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Bad allergies.
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Yeah, but not after--
not after this year.
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You know that doctor who
lives here in our building?
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In apartment 7b?
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No.
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The guy in 7b just likes
to dress up like a doctor.
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Don't ever talk to him.
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I meant Dr. Dresdin in 10g--
and he's-- [Knock on door]
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Here right now.
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Coming.
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Hey, Spencer.
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Hey, doc, did you bring medicine?
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Here you go.
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Awesome.
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Now, remember you have to take
these for the full 30 days
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and then you should never
have allergies again.
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That's amazing.
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How come everyone with allergies
doesn't take that stuff?
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'Cause this medicine was
just recently approved.
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Well, not here in the U.S.
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But it was approved in Cuba
and some parts of Canada.
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Well, are you sure it's
okay for-- are you sure?
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I think you should take it.
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But I have to warn you
about the side effects.
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What side effects?
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Itching, sweating, loss
of short-term memory,
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being thirsty, drowsy, muscle spasms.
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That's a lot of side effects.
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You wanna get rid of your allergies?
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Yes.
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Take those pills.
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Okay, you are the doctor.
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You are a doctor, right?
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Yes. Good luck.
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Okay, everybody shut up, the
fight's about to start.
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Wait. Channel 326.
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That's pay-per-view.
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It's only 80 bucks.
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80!
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Unless you order it in
hi-def, which I did,
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so it's actually 100 bucks.
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A hundred bucks.
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Shhh! Here we go.
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Rising star Shelby Marx
at only 15 years old
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is by far the youngest fighter
in the CFC female division.
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But no one's been
able to beat her yet.
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True, but that could change
tonight as she takes
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on 26-year-old champion Maya Feckner.
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That's enough.
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Fight.
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Come on, Shelby.
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You gotta take her down.
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Come on, Shelby.
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Aah!
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Go Shelby!
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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That had to hurt.
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Oh, what a hit.
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Yeah!
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Go Shelby!
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She's an animal!
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I love her!
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A hundred bucks.
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Feckner in trouble.
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Feckner in trouble!
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She's got her in an arm lock.
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Augh!
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[Whistling]
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And feckner taps out.
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And the ref stops it.
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It's over?
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It's over!
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Aah!
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Shelby Marx has just shocked
the world by becoming
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the youngest female champion in
the history of CFC fighting.
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Ah ha ha.
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[Knock on door]
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Ooh!
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Shelby.
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She's my girl.
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Oh, she's so awesome.
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Yeah.
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Hey, did you take any of
those allergy pills yet?
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No, not yet.
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Oh.
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These are the allergy pills.
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My dog has worms.
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In five, four, three, two-- [Music]
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I know, you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up the members
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of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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and the time to see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give it your best
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and leave the rest to me
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leave it all to me
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leave it all to me
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just leave it all to me
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[music]
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Okay and that completes our
five-part series on toes with fros.
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Okay, as you know, Sam
and I always like
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to keep you guys up to
date on what's cool.
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So now we're gonna
show you the baddest,
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most butt-kickinest girl in the world.
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Her name is Shelby Marx.
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And in case you haven't seen her
yet, Freddie, roll the clip.
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Play back.
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Okay, Shelby is one
seriously tough chick.
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Oh, I don't know Carls, I
think you could take her.
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Yeah, right.
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You hear that Shelby Marx?
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I could kick your butt,
anytime, anywhere.
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Let's go, Shelby.
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She's just kidding.
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Ta-hotally kidding.
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Carly couldn't beat up my cat.
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And her cat only has three legs.
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Carly, not a tough girl.
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But I do wear cute skirts.
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Oh, hey girls, ohh, aah!
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You guys doin' homework?
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Oof.
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What is wrong with you?
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Ah, it's just a side effect from
the allergy pills I'm takin'.
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I've been itchy all day.
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Ohh. Aah!
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Um, maybe you should stop
taking those allergy pills.
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No way.
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I haven't sneezed once
since last night.
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Getting rid of my allergies
forever, it's totally worth
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a little scratching.
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Oh, my poor itchy thigh.
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Don't we use that spoon to cook with?
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Uh-huh.
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Hey don't we have a tube of
anti-itch cream somewhere.
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Yeah, check the medicine
cabinet in the hall bathroom.
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Okay.
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Hi, sorry to barge in.
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Move.
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Freddie.
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Have you been online?
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No, not for a few hours.
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Why, what's-- oh, this is bad.
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Oh, man did someone post more
pics of my mom in her bikini?
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This is worse.
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What could be worse than-- look.
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I could kick your butt.
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You hear that, Shelby Marx?
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I could kick you butt.
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Anytime, anywhere.
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Let's go, Shelby.
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That's so stupid.
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It's dangerous.
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What are you freakin' on about?
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Fans re-edit iCarly
stuff all the time.
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But people are taking this seriously.
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Listen to some of the comments.
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That Carly chick is out of her mind.
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Bring on the fight.
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Shelby would destroy that twig.
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Twig?
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I'm not a twig, and I'm getting'
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curvier every day.
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I know.
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Eyes up, dude.
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You're making a big old
deal out of nothing.
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But this video's been viewed
almost half a million times.
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So?
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So what if Shelby Marx sees it?
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Dude, she's a world class
professional fighter.
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She trains like 10 hours a day.
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Yeah, I seriously doubt
she spends her time
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watching videos online.
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But maybe she-- ugh!
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What goes on?
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[Doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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Coming.
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Carly, hi.
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I'm Shelby Marx.
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I saw your video about me.
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Oh, you did?
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Wow.
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That's so cool, because-- aah!
Aah!
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Would you scratch my back
with this golf club?
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[Music]
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Ah, maybe this wasn't
such a great idea.
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No, no, this is the best idea ever.
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Spencer, will you hurry up
and find Carly already!
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I looked under her bed, in every
closet, on the fire escape.
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Oh, there's a big itch.
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Uh-oh!
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Just go find Carly.
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Okay!
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Hey, Shelby.
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I made you some raisin bread toast.
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What?
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Ooh, this is pathetic.
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Ah, thanks but raisins
kinda creep me out.
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Oh, well, I can get
rid of the raisins.
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There you go, raisin free.
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You also creep me out.
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Aah!!
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Ooh, I think Spencer found Carly.
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Let me go.
275
00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,317
Listen to what she has to say.
276
00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:32,289
She's gonna kick me in the face.
277
00:10:32,361 --> 00:10:32,761
No she won't.
278
00:10:32,822 --> 00:10:34,392
You're getting itch cream
all over my outfit.
279
00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:35,636
It'll wash out. Just relax.
280
00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:36,169
Spencer!
281
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:36,940
Calm down!
282
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,171
Let me go. Aah!
283
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,018
Carly.
284
00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:43,220
I didn't make that video and
I was just kiddin' around
285
00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:44,925
when I said that stuff about
being able to kick your butt.
286
00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:46,298
But someone took the
video and edited it
287
00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:47,941
to make it look I really
said I could kick your butt.
288
00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:49,845
But I don't even wanna kick your butt.
289
00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:51,149
Your butt's never done
anything to me and I'm sure
290
00:10:51,221 --> 00:10:53,521
it's super cute.
291
00:10:53,597 --> 00:10:54,597
Relax.
292
00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:57,129
Shelby is not mad at you.
293
00:10:57,204 --> 00:10:58,374
She's not?
294
00:10:58,437 --> 00:11:01,247
No, I'm not mad at you.
295
00:11:01,313 --> 00:11:04,113
Okay, good, whew.
296
00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:06,729
But I do wanna fight you.
297
00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:07,395
Hey.
298
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,066
[Screaming]
299
00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:10,439
Come on. Come back.
300
00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:11,482
What are you doing?
301
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,315
You're stupid.
302
00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:20,391
I like raisin bread toast.
303
00:11:20,474 --> 00:11:22,314
But why would you wanna fight me?
304
00:11:22,378 --> 00:11:24,648
Actually, it was my
manager rod's idea.
305
00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:27,193
Oh, well thanks a lot, rod.
306
00:11:27,268 --> 00:11:28,828
Look, we're not talkin'
about a championship fight
307
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,001
or anything like that.
308
00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:33,274
Just a one-round
exhibition, like a show.
309
00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:37,281
A show where Shelby punches
and kicks me lots of times.
310
00:11:37,359 --> 00:11:39,199
No, see I wouldn't really
be trying to hurt you.
311
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,633
Think of it as like a fun fight.
312
00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:46,349
Just a fun fight.
313
00:11:46,419 --> 00:11:49,029
Why is your brother-- oh,
he's taking an experimental
314
00:11:49,094 --> 00:11:50,464
allergy medication.
315
00:11:50,537 --> 00:11:51,707
Which has side effects.
316
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:52,540
...Like itching.
317
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,172
I totally stopped itching.
318
00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:56,245
Then why don't you put on some pants?
319
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,790
Good call, back in two secs.
320
00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:00,525
That's Juan, my trainer.
321
00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:01,099
Hi.
322
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,600
I like this raisin toast.
323
00:12:03,675 --> 00:12:04,815
You put cinnamon on this?
324
00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:05,548
Yeah.
325
00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:09,419
Nice.
326
00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:11,428
So back to this fight thing.
327
00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:12,972
Right.
328
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:16,505
Look, Shelby is the best young
female fighter in the world,
329
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,253
but we want more people to know
about her and you're famous
330
00:12:19,328 --> 00:12:20,988
on the Internet.
331
00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:24,432
Well, think about it, two
famous teenage girls,
332
00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:28,879
both beautiful, both successful,
fighting it out in the octagon.
333
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,229
Now millions of people
will tune in to watch that
334
00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:34,634
which will be great promotion
for Shelby and for iCarly.
335
00:12:34,711 --> 00:12:35,871
I think this sounds awesome.
336
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:36,714
I love it.
337
00:12:36,775 --> 00:12:38,815
But I won't get hurt, right?
338
00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:42,590
Does it feel hot in here to you guys?
339
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:47,438
And I know I can get this
fight booked on primetime TV.
340
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:47,948
Really?
341
00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:48,919
No way.
342
00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:53,821
But I won't get hurt, right?
343
00:12:53,902 --> 00:12:57,532
No one else feels hot?
344
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,650
And the fight will
make a bunch of money
345
00:12:58,712 --> 00:12:59,952
which we can donate to charity.
346
00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:00,955
That is a great idea.
347
00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:01,487
See.
348
00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:02,228
Yeah perfect.
349
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,030
Everybody wins.
350
00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:05,761
But I won't get hurt, right?
351
00:13:05,837 --> 00:13:08,277
Someone say right.
352
00:13:08,342 --> 00:13:08,942
No worries.
353
00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:10,014
Right.
354
00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:11,356
See, a professional fighter
knows how to throw punches
355
00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:13,859
that look real but
don't actually hurt.
356
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,664
Like this.
357
00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:18,008
Aah!
358
00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,343
Owww.
359
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,816
That actually hurt.
360
00:13:20,889 --> 00:13:24,219
See, I'm not a professional.
361
00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:26,326
Shelby, show her.
362
00:13:26,401 --> 00:13:28,201
Come here, Carly.
363
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:36,845
No-no-no- I don't wanna fight.
364
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:38,773
Okay, ready?
365
00:13:38,837 --> 00:13:39,737
No.
366
00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:41,039
Yeah, you are.
367
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,652
Lista vamonos.
368
00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:47,927
[Screaming]
369
00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:52,177
[Applause]
370
00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:54,216
See, nothin' to worry about.
371
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:57,460
So, will you do it?
372
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,337
Spencer, what do you think?
373
00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:01,141
Well, as long as it's safe
I think it sounds like
374
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,175
a great thing for
Shelby and for iCarly.
375
00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:08,191
Um, is sweating one of the side
effects of your allergy meds?
376
00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,100
Yeah, why?
377
00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:14,971
Is it noticeable?
378
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,954
And it's now official.
379
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:20,258
Shelby Marx, the new CFC female
champion will be fighting
380
00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:23,905
in an exhibition match against
sassy challenger, Carly shay,
381
00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:27,283
the host of her own popular
comedy Web show, iCarly.
382
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,390
The two girls will be
going toe to toe, live
383
00:14:29,464 --> 00:14:32,234
on national television
next Saturday night.
384
00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:37,881
Wow, this fight is getting
a ton of publicity.
385
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,963
You're sweating into your soup.
386
00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:42,027
Oh, God.
387
00:14:58,226 --> 00:14:59,786
I can't believe you bought them.
388
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:01,159
They were only a dollar a dozen.
389
00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:04,102
I know, but I just think
it's a bad idea to buy clams
390
00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:07,838
from a guy on a street corner.
391
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,286
Who put up these posters?
392
00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:10,159
Me and Freddie.
393
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,761
We want everyone to watch, right?
394
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,494
Yeah, I guess.
395
00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:14,898
You're pretty brave, Carly.
396
00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:17,771
Hope you can take a punch.
397
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:20,017
No, see, it's just
an exhibition fight.
398
00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:23,592
Shelby's not-- Carly, you're
seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx?
399
00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,269
Yeah, but just for fun.
400
00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:27,103
It's not gonna be like a
real-- do you know how hard
401
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,047
she can punch and kick?
402
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:28,819
I know.
403
00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:30,151
She knocked that Russian
girl's front teeth out
404
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:31,183
with one kick to the jaw.
405
00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:32,326
I saw that.
406
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,828
Poor Russian girl.
407
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:37,001
Yeah, now she talks like
bwabba-bwabba-bwabba--
408
00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:43,878
bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba...
Can we change the subject?
409
00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:44,593
Carly.
410
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,134
Oh, hi Mr. Connick.
411
00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:50,077
Take this card.
412
00:15:50,146 --> 00:15:51,386
Dr. Rick Schaffer?
413
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,488
My brother-in-law over at st.
Mary's hospital.
414
00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:56,863
He specializes in
facial reconstruction.
415
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,000
Why are you giving me this?
416
00:15:58,072 --> 00:15:59,572
You're fighting Shelby Marx, right?
417
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,846
Yeah, but she's not
gonna smash my face in.
418
00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:02,391
I don't know.
419
00:16:02,452 --> 00:16:03,852
She knocked that Russian
girl's front teeth out
420
00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:05,095
with one kick to the jaw.
421
00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:06,098
We were just talking about that.
422
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:11,700
Now she talks like bwabba--
okay, come with me.
423
00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:13,082
What?
424
00:16:13,154 --> 00:16:15,494
I'm starting to feel really
nervous about this whole thing.
425
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,130
Why?
426
00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:16,901
Oh, I don't know.
427
00:16:16,963 --> 00:16:18,573
Maybe it's all the talk
about me being punched
428
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,906
and facial reconstruction
and some poor Russian girl
429
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,181
who apparently talks like this now:
430
00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,784
Bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-- come on,
431
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:25,489
Shelby is not gonna hurt you.
432
00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:26,561
She said so.
433
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,233
Oh, what if she forgets?
434
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:28,937
She's a professional.
435
00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:31,768
You're gonna be totally safe.
436
00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:33,744
[Cellphone ringing]
437
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:34,788
Who texted you?
438
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,621
Shelby's manager.
439
00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:38,264
The press conference
is tomorrow night.
440
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:39,468
Oh, that reminds me.
441
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,240
I gotta teach you how to trash talk.
442
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:43,076
Trash talk?
443
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:45,288
Yeah, you and Shelby gotta
get in each other's faces
444
00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:47,493
and say mean stuff and
pretend you hate each other.
445
00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:48,097
Why?
446
00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:50,429
Because it gets people all
psyched to watch the fight.
447
00:16:50,504 --> 00:16:52,844
But I don't think I'm
the trash-talking type.
448
00:16:52,909 --> 00:16:54,079
We'll try.
449
00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:54,981
Here pretend I'm Shelby.
450
00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:56,953
Now, say something to get me mad.
451
00:16:57,028 --> 00:17:00,328
Okay. Um.
452
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,975
Hey, you want a piece of me?
453
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,610
Well, too bad.
454
00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:06,254
No pieces for you.
455
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,157
Jerk.
456
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,833
We'll work on it.
457
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:21,027
Thirsty.
458
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:23,139
So thirsty.
459
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:25,043
Here, we sit on this side.
460
00:17:25,117 --> 00:17:27,717
Oh, thank God, water.
461
00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:35,176
What's his problem now?
462
00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:37,179
Another side effect
from his allergy meds.
463
00:17:37,253 --> 00:17:38,453
At least the sweating stopped.
464
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:40,326
Yeah, but now he's insanely thirsty.
465
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:41,790
He's been drinking water
like that ever since
466
00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:43,033
he woke up this morning.
467
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,605
Is that why he tried to
drink that puddle outside?
468
00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:47,813
Ahh.
469
00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:52,325
Hey buddy, I'm gonna
need some more of these.
470
00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:55,065
Here she comes. Shelby...
Shelby, what's up champ?
471
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,071
Here comes team Shelby.
472
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,313
Way to go, Shelby.
473
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,746
Remember the trash talk.
474
00:17:58,819 --> 00:18:00,219
Trash talk, okay.
475
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,922
Hi.
476
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,798
I'm rod springer and I
am pleased to welcome
477
00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:08,104
all of you here tonight so
we can talk a little bit
478
00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:13,449
with our two fighters, Carly shay
and, of course, Shelby Marx.
479
00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:16,830
[Applause]
480
00:18:16,907 --> 00:18:19,147
But first, as Shelby's
manager, I'd like to welcome
481
00:18:19,212 --> 00:18:22,652
a special guest, Shelby's grandmother,
Edith, who just got home
482
00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:26,059
from the hospital yesterday and
is here to support Shelby.
483
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,337
Wave to the people, Edith.
484
00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:33,209
[Applause]
485
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:34,862
Now, Carly why don't
you come up her first?
486
00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:35,525
Ah, sure.
487
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:36,637
Trash talk.
488
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,809
Okay.
489
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:42,746
Hi, I just wanna say that
I'm really looking forward
490
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,392
to getting in that
octagon and, you know,
491
00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:53,168
mixing it all up with Shelby.
492
00:18:53,254 --> 00:19:02,264
Oh, and I'm gonna give her
a good pop in the mouth.
493
00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:06,223
Questions?
494
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:06,862
Yes, Carly.
495
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,433
You've never fought anyone before.
496
00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:10,267
What makes you think you can
take on a great fighter
497
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,810
like Shelby Marx?
498
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,544
Oh, good question.
499
00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:20,429
Um, well, you call
Shelby a great fighter,
500
00:19:20,502 --> 00:19:24,872
but I say she's just a punk.
501
00:19:24,951 --> 00:19:28,891
And not the cool kind.
502
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:29,800
Carly.
503
00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:30,772
Yeah, question.
504
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,744
Are you saying you don't
respect Shelby's punching
505
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:33,978
and kicking power?
506
00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:39,721
Oh, no I wasn't saying--
[Clearing throat]
507
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,163
Carly, meant to say that she's
not scared of Shelby Marx
508
00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:44,478
'cause Shelby is not even
that good a fighter.
509
00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:46,353
She's all hype.
510
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:50,627
[Gasps]
511
00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:51,966
Don't overdo it.
512
00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:53,869
I got this.
513
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:58,413
In fact, Carly predicts she'll
knock Shelby Marx on her butt
514
00:19:58,493 --> 00:20:00,523
in the first 30 seconds of the fight.
515
00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:02,197
Wow.
516
00:20:02,271 --> 00:20:03,601
Oh, does she?
517
00:20:03,674 --> 00:20:06,314
Maybe not the first 30 seconds.
518
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:11,419
Sit down, Shelby, no one wants
to hear you run your mouth.
519
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,430
Are you kidding me?
520
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,702
Don't you talk to my
granddaughter like that.
521
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:17,247
Sit down, old lady.
522
00:20:17,312 --> 00:20:18,882
[Gasps]
523
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,656
I'm pretty sure you're overdoing it.
524
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,800
Okay if Carly is so tough,
let's go right now.
525
00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:24,864
Bring it.
526
00:20:31,493 --> 00:20:33,493
Oh my God.
527
00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:38,745
Get her off me.
528
00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,218
Get her off me.
529
00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:42,123
Unbelievable.
530
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:47,035
Carly shay just tackled the sickly
grandmother of Shelby Marx.
531
00:20:47,106 --> 00:20:49,276
Help me. Help!
532
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:54,120
No, I fell. I was pushed.
533
00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:56,331
You tackled my grandmother.
534
00:20:56,405 --> 00:21:00,275
I-I-- listen, I was gonna
take it easy on you,
535
00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:04,084
but now you're goin' down. Hard.
536
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,762
Hard?
537
00:21:09,313 --> 00:21:10,543
Ah, that was awesome.
538
00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:12,716
Shelby looks like she really
wants to destroy you.
539
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,360
She does.
540
00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:17,024
Oh, well, that's bad.
541
00:21:23,924 --> 00:21:25,524
[Music]
542
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,306
You're making too big
a deal out of this.
543
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:32,920
No, I'm dead.
544
00:21:32,983 --> 00:21:34,583
Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me.
545
00:21:34,657 --> 00:21:37,327
Carly-- everybody said, oh you
should fight Shelby Marx.
546
00:21:37,402 --> 00:21:38,732
It'll just be for fun.
547
00:21:38,805 --> 00:21:40,835
Well, it's not fun now, is it?
548
00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:41,740
No.
549
00:21:41,812 --> 00:21:42,512
Now she hates me.
550
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,013
So she's gonna punch me and kick
me in my head until I talk like
551
00:21:45,089 --> 00:21:48,729
bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba--
well, you shouldn't have
552
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:49,907
attacked her grandmother.
553
00:21:49,969 --> 00:21:52,539
I didn't attack anyone!
554
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:56,755
You started a big ruckus with
your dumb trash talking idea.
555
00:21:56,824 --> 00:21:57,724
Ruckus.
556
00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:58,796
It's a word.
557
00:21:58,868 --> 00:21:59,768
[Doorbell rings]
558
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,640
It's Shelby.
559
00:22:00,702 --> 00:22:03,302
Aah. I'm not here.
560
00:22:08,769 --> 00:22:12,869
You texted?
561
00:22:12,948 --> 00:22:15,678
Hey doc, I wanted to talk to you
about this allergy medication
562
00:22:15,754 --> 00:22:16,684
you gave me.
563
00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:19,426
Okay, what?
564
00:22:19,502 --> 00:22:21,132
First I was itching like
crazy, then I was sweating
565
00:22:21,205 --> 00:22:22,605
like an animal, and now
I'm insanely thirsty,
566
00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:24,708
no matter how much water I drink.
567
00:22:24,783 --> 00:22:26,653
I told you to get rid of
your allergies forever,
568
00:22:26,717 --> 00:22:28,687
you're gonna have to put
up with some side effects.
569
00:22:28,761 --> 00:22:30,831
Okay, but you're sure
these pills are safe?
570
00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:35,336
Man, you ask a lot of questions.
571
00:22:35,415 --> 00:22:36,815
Hey, you guys, we're on the news.
572
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,649
Turn it up.
573
00:22:39,665 --> 00:22:42,595
But the press conference erupted
in chaos when Carly shay
574
00:22:42,671 --> 00:22:46,440
tackled the elderly grandmother
of her opponent, Shelby Marx.
575
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,149
I didn't tackle her
elderly grandmother.
576
00:22:49,225 --> 00:22:51,895
We were pushed and I fell on her.
577
00:22:51,961 --> 00:22:54,531
She can't hear you.
578
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:57,806
And with Shelby's fighting
skills, I sure wouldn't wanna be
579
00:22:57,883 --> 00:23:00,383
Carly shay, getting into
that octagon with her
580
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:02,029
on Saturday night.
581
00:23:02,092 --> 00:23:06,502
Man, that girl's gonna
kick your head off.
582
00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:07,842
Good luck with your allergy pills.
583
00:23:07,914 --> 00:23:09,484
Thanks.
584
00:23:09,558 --> 00:23:10,188
Well, that's it.
585
00:23:10,259 --> 00:23:12,689
I'm canceling the fight.
586
00:23:12,765 --> 00:23:13,765
Awww.
587
00:23:13,837 --> 00:23:15,837
I think you have to.
588
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,711
Agreed.
589
00:23:17,775 --> 00:23:22,485
[Knock on door]
590
00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:23,396
What, Gibby?
591
00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:25,897
Why'd you tackle her grandmother?
592
00:23:25,973 --> 00:23:26,773
I didn't.
593
00:23:26,845 --> 00:23:28,945
But I saw the press conference
and it looked to me that--
594
00:23:29,019 --> 00:23:36,049
don't slam the door.
595
00:23:36,134 --> 00:23:38,934
And that's why garbage cans
make really bad underwear.
596
00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:41,750
Right Gibby?
597
00:23:41,816 --> 00:23:46,126
This is so uncomfortable.
598
00:23:46,206 --> 00:23:48,336
And okay, that's it
for iCarly tonight.
599
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:52,140
Uh, except for...
Oh yes, except for one announcement.
600
00:23:52,218 --> 00:23:55,318
I've decided to cancel the fight
between me and Shelby Marx.
601
00:23:55,395 --> 00:23:56,195
Fight's off, people.
602
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,397
Sorry, but I decided I like
my face and I don't wanna
603
00:23:58,472 --> 00:24:00,042
see it rearranged.
604
00:24:00,115 --> 00:24:01,845
So until next time...
Bye.
605
00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:02,719
Uh-buh-bye.
606
00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:03,151
Cinco.
607
00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:04,222
Quatro cheese.
608
00:24:04,294 --> 00:24:05,694
Onions. Onions.
609
00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:06,497
Later.
610
00:24:06,569 --> 00:24:11,639
And we're clear.
611
00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:13,380
Can I take this thing off now?
612
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,923
Uh, wait one sec.
613
00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:17,559
You guys think it's possible
to give a guy wearing
614
00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:20,432
garbage-can underpants a wedgie?
615
00:24:20,508 --> 00:24:21,378
No, not possible.
616
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:21,880
Not possible.
617
00:24:21,942 --> 00:24:24,612
Let's see.
618
00:24:24,687 --> 00:24:27,727
No, no, no wait, wait, Sam.
619
00:24:27,794 --> 00:24:28,334
Sam, Sam it's possible.
620
00:24:28,395 --> 00:24:29,765
No, it's possible.
621
00:24:29,838 --> 00:24:33,168
It's very, very possible.
622
00:24:33,245 --> 00:24:34,445
No!
623
00:24:34,518 --> 00:24:38,088
Ah ha ha.
624
00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:39,426
Well, yeah, I just can't
believe that Carly
625
00:24:39,499 --> 00:24:40,599
is backing out of the fight.
626
00:24:40,671 --> 00:24:44,241
I mean, first she challenges me,
then she body slams my grandma.
627
00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:46,219
And then she just chickens out?
628
00:24:46,293 --> 00:24:47,953
It's pretty lame, isn't it?
629
00:24:48,027 --> 00:24:48,957
Well, yeah.
630
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,929
Carly's disappointing all my
fans, all her iCarly fans,
631
00:24:52,005 --> 00:24:53,335
oh, and the fight was gonna
raise a lot of money
632
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,548
for a good charity.
633
00:24:54,611 --> 00:24:55,551
To help animals?
634
00:24:55,613 --> 00:24:57,423
Uh-huh, we were gonna
help unwanted bunnies
635
00:24:57,487 --> 00:24:59,727
find good, loving homes.
636
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:02,662
But now 'cause Carly backed
out, this little baby
637
00:25:02,738 --> 00:25:04,908
has nowhere to go.
638
00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:07,753
So sad.
639
00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:10,819
I'm never watching iCarly again.
640
00:25:24,344 --> 00:25:25,844
What's your problem?
641
00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:26,607
Huh?
642
00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:28,449
Why'd you chicken out of the fight?
643
00:25:28,523 --> 00:25:30,553
Oh, I didn't chicken out.
644
00:25:30,627 --> 00:25:35,797
I just--I was afraid that Shelby
would hurt me, so I canceled
645
00:25:35,878 --> 00:25:37,878
because to make sure that--
there's nothing wrong
646
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,583
with chickening out once in a while.
647
00:25:40,659 --> 00:25:43,359
Chicken.
648
00:25:43,434 --> 00:25:45,764
Hey dude, you know everybody is
giving me and Freddie a hard time
649
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,340
'cause you backed out of the fight.
650
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:48,343
I know.
651
00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:49,745
I got called a coward
in the parking lot
652
00:25:49,818 --> 00:25:54,258
and those kids just called me a
chicken and made me feel bad.
653
00:25:54,338 --> 00:25:55,468
Gibby.
654
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,770
Hey, you get why I had to
cancel the fight, don't you?
655
00:25:57,845 --> 00:25:59,075
Duh, can we talk later?
656
00:25:59,148 --> 00:26:01,988
I don't wanna be seen
with you in public.
657
00:26:02,054 --> 00:26:04,824
Gibby, why are you talking to her?
658
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:05,830
I'm not.
659
00:26:05,902 --> 00:26:08,572
I was just callin' her a chicken.
660
00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:10,648
[Clucks]
661
00:26:10,722 --> 00:26:12,152
Call me later.
662
00:26:12,225 --> 00:26:15,725
[Clucks]
663
00:26:15,803 --> 00:26:17,173
Ah, don't let it bug you.
664
00:26:17,236 --> 00:26:20,376
Kids can be mean.
665
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:23,053
Carly's a chicken.
666
00:26:31,246 --> 00:26:31,846
Hi.
667
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,417
One sec.
668
00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:37,061
Hey Socko,
Happy Birthday
669
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:40,338
buddy, buddy, buddy
670
00:26:40,415 --> 00:26:42,645
Socko and I always do that
on each other's birthday.
671
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,090
I know.
672
00:26:44,153 --> 00:26:45,353
So how's your thirst problem?
673
00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:46,326
Gone.
674
00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:48,298
These pills are awesome.
675
00:26:48,372 --> 00:26:49,772
I still have no allergy
problems and I think
676
00:26:49,845 --> 00:26:51,675
all the crazy side effects are over.
677
00:26:51,749 --> 00:26:52,609
Yay.
678
00:26:52,681 --> 00:26:53,811
So how was school today?
679
00:26:53,884 --> 00:26:54,984
Bad.
680
00:26:55,056 --> 00:26:57,026
Everyone, even teachers
are calling me a coward
681
00:26:57,101 --> 00:26:58,531
for backing out of the fight.
682
00:26:58,604 --> 00:27:03,304
Aw, one sec, hey Socko,
Happy Birthday,
683
00:27:03,384 --> 00:27:06,814
buddy, buddy, buddy!
684
00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,531
Socko and I always do that
on each other's birthday.
685
00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:10,607
You do it twice?
686
00:27:10,669 --> 00:27:13,269
No.
687
00:27:13,345 --> 00:27:14,545
So how was school today?
688
00:27:14,618 --> 00:27:16,988
Still bad.
689
00:27:17,063 --> 00:27:20,123
Um, about your allergy
medication, wasn't one
690
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,840
of the possible side effects
short-term memory loss?
691
00:27:22,905 --> 00:27:24,515
Yeah.
692
00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:27,289
So how was school today?
693
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,055
[Knock on door]
694
00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:29,327
Come in.
695
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,259
Hey guys.
696
00:27:30,331 --> 00:27:31,831
Hey, is that a new shirt?
697
00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:32,235
Yeah.
698
00:27:32,305 --> 00:27:32,875
Nice.
699
00:27:32,937 --> 00:27:34,447
Thanks.
700
00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:36,010
You've been on iCarly.com today.
701
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:36,953
No, why?
702
00:27:37,025 --> 00:27:39,885
Over a hundred thousand
comments in the past 24 hours.
703
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,002
A hundred thousand?
704
00:27:41,064 --> 00:27:43,564
Yeah, almost all of
'em about the fight.
705
00:27:43,639 --> 00:27:45,109
Let me guess.
706
00:27:45,183 --> 00:27:46,043
Carly's a chicken.
707
00:27:46,115 --> 00:27:46,815
Carly's lame.
708
00:27:46,886 --> 00:27:47,916
Carly's a coward.
709
00:27:47,989 --> 00:27:49,589
Most of 'em weren't that nice.
710
00:27:49,662 --> 00:27:51,662
Uhh.
711
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:53,767
Is that a new shirt?
712
00:27:53,841 --> 00:27:54,471
Yeah.
713
00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:57,213
Nice.
714
00:27:57,288 --> 00:27:57,988
Side effect.
715
00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:00,420
Ah.
716
00:28:00,495 --> 00:28:04,565
[Cellphone ringing]
717
00:28:04,644 --> 00:28:05,244
Hey.
718
00:28:05,305 --> 00:28:06,745
Our friend Nevel's been busy.
719
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,149
Uh, now what?
720
00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:09,652
Go to nevelocity.com.
721
00:28:09,725 --> 00:28:11,825
Uh, go to nevelocity.com.
722
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,059
Uh oh.
723
00:28:13,132 --> 00:28:13,932
So how was school today?
724
00:28:14,004 --> 00:28:14,404
Awesome.
725
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,975
Thanks for asking.
726
00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,350
Well, what's on nevelocity?
727
00:28:18,413 --> 00:28:19,383
This.
728
00:28:19,455 --> 00:28:22,185
Carly shay has embarrassed
herself yet again
729
00:28:22,261 --> 00:28:26,231
by chickening out of her
fight with Shelby Marx.
730
00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:30,040
Oh well, at least you can watch
this animated video I created
731
00:28:30,118 --> 00:28:34,558
showing Carly as she truly is.
732
00:28:34,638 --> 00:28:37,368
Enjoy.
733
00:28:37,444 --> 00:28:38,144
Is that a new shirt?
734
00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:39,745
Shh!
735
00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:44,989
[Clucks]
736
00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:49,440
Okay, that's enough.
737
00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:50,479
I gotta fix this.
738
00:28:50,551 --> 00:28:51,181
How?
739
00:28:51,253 --> 00:28:52,423
I'm gonna fight Shelby.
740
00:28:52,486 --> 00:28:53,386
You can't.
741
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:54,828
You smooshed her grandmother.
742
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,031
She's gonna kill you.
743
00:28:57,105 --> 00:28:58,475
Maybe not if I talk to her.
744
00:28:58,538 --> 00:28:59,308
So how was school today?
745
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:02,080
It blew up, okay!
746
00:29:02,156 --> 00:29:03,756
Jeez.
747
00:29:09,842 --> 00:29:12,742
And my friend Sam told me I
was supposed to trash talk.
748
00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,789
[Grunting]
749
00:29:15,865 --> 00:29:20,795
And then when everyone started
yelling and shoving, I got pushed
750
00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:24,316
into your grandmother and
then we both just fell over
751
00:29:24,393 --> 00:29:28,423
onto that podium thing.
752
00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:29,202
Are you sure?
753
00:29:29,274 --> 00:29:30,404
Absolutely.
754
00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:32,476
Finish him.
755
00:29:38,032 --> 00:29:40,332
So what are you saying?
756
00:29:40,407 --> 00:29:43,177
I'm saying I'm really sorry
I fell on your grandmother,
757
00:29:43,243 --> 00:29:46,483
but it was an accident.
758
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,490
Okay, I believe you.
759
00:29:48,564 --> 00:29:50,934
I'm sorry, I got all in your face.
760
00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:53,540
So... the fight.
761
00:29:53,615 --> 00:29:54,445
You want to do it?
762
00:29:54,517 --> 00:29:56,817
Promise, you're not mad at me anymore?
763
00:29:56,892 --> 00:29:57,922
I promise.
764
00:29:57,994 --> 00:29:59,124
And after the fight, my face will look
765
00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:01,067
pretty much just like this?
766
00:30:01,141 --> 00:30:03,101
Yeah, I'll go easy, no worries.
767
00:30:03,175 --> 00:30:04,245
Okay.
768
00:30:04,318 --> 00:30:07,018
So we're on, Saturday night.
769
00:30:07,094 --> 00:30:08,094
Saturday night.
770
00:30:08,156 --> 00:30:11,366
I'll let the press know.
771
00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:14,433
Does anyone have any aspirin?
772
00:30:20,663 --> 00:30:23,603
Sometimes you like to play
773
00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:24,169
and baby
774
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,510
sometimes I walk away
775
00:30:27,587 --> 00:30:28,557
and it's the same thing
776
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,819
every single day
777
00:30:30,894 --> 00:30:31,734
but that's life
778
00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:34,636
and that's love to me anyway
779
00:30:34,712 --> 00:30:36,212
'cause baby at the same time
780
00:30:36,276 --> 00:30:37,116
you make it so right
781
00:30:37,188 --> 00:30:38,318
[doorbell rings]
782
00:30:38,390 --> 00:30:40,250
It's open.
783
00:30:40,324 --> 00:30:40,994
Hey.
784
00:30:41,066 --> 00:30:44,326
Hello!
785
00:30:44,403 --> 00:30:45,173
You got my text.
786
00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:46,245
Yeah, why are we celebrating?
787
00:30:46,307 --> 00:30:47,507
The fight is on.
788
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:48,020
No way.
789
00:30:48,081 --> 00:30:48,481
Yeah.
790
00:30:48,552 --> 00:30:50,322
I told Shelby that I never meant
to knock her grandmother down
791
00:30:50,396 --> 00:30:51,056
and she totally understood.
792
00:30:51,127 --> 00:30:52,897
So we made up and the fight's back on.
793
00:30:52,961 --> 00:30:54,671
And she said, she'll go easy
on you, she's not gonna
794
00:30:54,735 --> 00:30:55,505
pound your face in?
795
00:30:55,577 --> 00:30:56,037
No.
796
00:30:56,108 --> 00:30:59,278
She has promised to leave
my face just like this.
797
00:30:59,355 --> 00:31:01,055
Which is why we are celebrating.
798
00:31:01,128 --> 00:31:04,328
With my not really famous,
but magically delicious
799
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,405
spaghetti taco!
800
00:31:06,470 --> 00:31:08,010
Wow!
801
00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:11,713
Some spaghetti for Carly's taco.
802
00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:12,191
Gracias.
803
00:31:12,262 --> 00:31:12,662
De Nada.
804
00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:13,363
And some for Sam.
805
00:31:13,425 --> 00:31:14,795
Quickly.
806
00:31:14,868 --> 00:31:15,298
No, relax.
807
00:31:15,369 --> 00:31:18,509
Argh!
808
00:31:18,575 --> 00:31:20,145
Ah.
809
00:31:20,219 --> 00:31:22,389
How come you flung Sam's
spaghetti against the door?
810
00:31:22,454 --> 00:31:24,154
I just had like a muscle spasm.
811
00:31:24,227 --> 00:31:25,467
Wasn't that another
possible side effect
812
00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:27,070
from your allergy pills?
813
00:31:27,144 --> 00:31:29,344
Oh yeah, I think you're right.
814
00:31:29,408 --> 00:31:30,408
You're gonna be okay?
815
00:31:30,481 --> 00:31:39,761
Yeah, now that I know what's going
on, I can probably control it.
816
00:31:39,841 --> 00:31:42,441
I can't control it.
817
00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:50,308
So the two girls made up and
have agreed to go forward
818
00:31:50,373 --> 00:31:52,843
with the fight.
819
00:31:52,918 --> 00:31:57,388
So now, Shelby and Carly are friends.
820
00:31:57,468 --> 00:32:01,868
Oh, that just won't do,
will it Mr. Tibbals?
821
00:32:01,947 --> 00:32:06,617
Looks like Neville
has some work to do.
822
00:32:06,698 --> 00:32:11,428
Alright, here we have Carly and
Sam at the press conference.
823
00:32:11,508 --> 00:32:19,048
So now, we just need to add
some sound, which I can steal
824
00:32:19,134 --> 00:32:21,164
from their Web show.
825
00:32:21,238 --> 00:32:22,238
Tell 'em what you did.
826
00:32:22,311 --> 00:32:23,781
Well, I went down to see my
grandmother and I took her
827
00:32:23,844 --> 00:32:25,854
to raging rapid water park.
828
00:32:25,918 --> 00:32:27,958
And made her go down the mega slide.
829
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:29,193
Ah, yes.
830
00:32:29,265 --> 00:32:30,865
I had to push her, but when
she got down to the bottom,
831
00:32:30,939 --> 00:32:35,639
she was screaming
"again, again!"
832
00:32:35,719 --> 00:32:41,759
And now with a few audio
tricks-- [Rewinding]
833
00:32:41,842 --> 00:32:44,142
Push her.
834
00:32:44,217 --> 00:32:44,747
[Rewinding]
835
00:32:44,818 --> 00:32:48,348
Grandmother [Rewinding]
836
00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:49,556
Down.
837
00:32:49,629 --> 00:32:55,269
We can make Sam say...
Push her grandmother down.
838
00:32:55,351 --> 00:32:57,711
Push her grandmother down.
839
00:32:57,786 --> 00:32:58,886
Push her grandmother down.
840
00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:01,698
That's better.
841
00:33:01,764 --> 00:33:04,504
Now watch.
842
00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:08,280
Lookie, we draggie.
843
00:33:08,358 --> 00:33:09,658
Push her grandmother down.
844
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:13,031
I'll do it.
845
00:33:13,098 --> 00:33:16,738
Wait till Shelby Marx sees this.
846
00:33:16,816 --> 00:33:19,446
Nevel, do you have a
porcupine in there?
847
00:33:19,522 --> 00:33:21,992
No mother.
848
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,667
Shh!
849
00:33:34,173 --> 00:33:38,573
Okay, now give me an
elbow strike here.
850
00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,353
Hey, Shelby.
851
00:33:40,426 --> 00:33:41,226
What's up?
852
00:33:41,288 --> 00:33:43,628
This kid says he has something
important to talk to you about.
853
00:33:43,703 --> 00:33:46,663
Indeed I do.
854
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:49,540
Aah!
855
00:33:49,616 --> 00:33:50,886
Okay, what's so important?
856
00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:55,029
It's about Carly shay
attacking your grandmother.
857
00:33:55,098 --> 00:33:56,398
Oh, she didn't really attack her.
858
00:33:56,470 --> 00:33:57,400
It was just an accident.
859
00:33:57,473 --> 00:33:59,473
Was it?
860
00:33:59,547 --> 00:34:02,087
Maybe you should see this.
861
00:34:02,152 --> 00:34:06,062
Now Shelby, this clip is from
last week's press conference.
862
00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,941
I was able to boost the
audio, so you can hear
863
00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:09,845
what Carly and Sam are saying.
864
00:34:09,909 --> 00:34:12,679
Okay.
865
00:34:12,755 --> 00:34:15,095
So what should I do?
866
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:15,800
Push her grandmother down?
867
00:34:15,862 --> 00:34:17,632
I'll do it.
868
00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:19,235
Unbelievable.
869
00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:20,509
So it wasn't an accident.
870
00:34:20,582 --> 00:34:23,112
Obviously not.
871
00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:24,417
I suppose you're pretty angry.
872
00:34:24,490 --> 00:34:25,990
Uh-huh.
873
00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:30,163
And I bet you're gonna punch and
kick Carly extra powerfully.
874
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:31,582
Yeah, I am.
875
00:34:31,645 --> 00:34:33,715
Who could blame you.
876
00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:34,990
Let's go Gary.
877
00:34:35,062 --> 00:34:37,222
Oh no.
878
00:34:37,297 --> 00:34:38,897
Aah!
879
00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:51,027
Hello fight fans and welcome
to the Seattle Supercenter.
880
00:34:51,046 --> 00:34:54,816
Tonight in the octagon,
CFC phenom, Shelby Marx
881
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:57,724
will be battling it out with
Internet sensation Carly shay
882
00:34:57,801 --> 00:35:00,030
from the popular Web show iCarly.
883
00:35:00,035 --> 00:35:01,705
I'm being told that Carly
shay has just emerged
884
00:35:01,779 --> 00:35:04,339
from her dressing room and is
making way up here to the octagon.
885
00:35:04,415 --> 00:35:06,415
[Applause]
886
00:35:15,648 --> 00:35:16,648
Yeah!
887
00:35:16,721 --> 00:35:18,291
So far no sign of Shelby
Marx-- whoa, here she comes.
888
00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:19,824
[Applause]
889
00:35:19,897 --> 00:35:22,497
[Crowd chants "Shelby"]
890
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,668
We love you, Shelby Marx!
891
00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:32,433
Wow.
892
00:35:32,504 --> 00:35:33,904
She looks pretty intense.
893
00:35:33,977 --> 00:35:36,307
Yeah.
894
00:35:36,382 --> 00:35:43,292
Hi, Shelby, hey.
895
00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:44,707
She looks pretty cheesed off.
896
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:46,240
I thought you made up with her.
897
00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:47,313
I did.
898
00:35:47,386 --> 00:35:49,716
She's just acting all
tough for the crowd.
899
00:35:49,791 --> 00:35:51,461
Here, I'll do it too.
900
00:35:51,535 --> 00:35:57,835
Hey, Shelby-- [Growls]
901
00:35:57,918 --> 00:35:59,718
Pretty scary.
902
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:00,292
Hey, guys.
903
00:36:00,353 --> 00:36:00,753
Hi.
904
00:36:00,824 --> 00:36:01,554
Gibby!
905
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,026
Gib, Gib, Gib.
906
00:36:03,099 --> 00:36:05,469
Man, the popcorn here is awesome.
907
00:36:05,544 --> 00:36:07,904
Awwww.
908
00:36:07,979 --> 00:36:11,179
So-rry I'll go get another one.
909
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:11,956
I'll go with you.
910
00:36:12,028 --> 00:36:15,428
Bring me back a root
beer Shelby Marx -
911
00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:22,675
the reigning CFC
champion hey, check out
912
00:36:22,761 --> 00:36:25,561
who's sitting over there.
913
00:36:25,637 --> 00:36:30,237
Oh, wow, sir mix-a-lot.
914
00:36:30,317 --> 00:36:32,987
No, in the front row.
915
00:36:33,063 --> 00:36:34,363
Nevel?
916
00:36:34,436 --> 00:36:35,336
Gross.
917
00:36:35,398 --> 00:36:37,398
[Applause]
918
00:36:44,597 --> 00:36:48,867
Hello iCarly, fancy meeting you here.
919
00:36:48,946 --> 00:36:50,376
What are you doing here?
920
00:36:50,450 --> 00:36:51,150
Yeah Papperman.
921
00:36:51,221 --> 00:36:55,151
Well, I heard Carly was going
to be fighting Shelby Marx,
922
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:58,160
and I thought this would be a
wonderful opportunity for me
923
00:36:58,236 --> 00:37:01,206
to watch you bleed and cry.
924
00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:03,413
Sorry, but this is just
an exhibition match.
925
00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:04,617
Just for fun.
926
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:05,690
[Bells rings]
927
00:37:05,762 --> 00:37:07,862
Oop, ding ding ding.
928
00:37:07,937 --> 00:37:09,737
I think that's for you.
929
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,041
Run along.
930
00:37:11,113 --> 00:37:14,013
The Seattle Supercenter welcomes
you to this exhibition match
931
00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:17,760
between CFC champion Shelby
Marx and Carly shay,
932
00:37:17,838 --> 00:37:20,498
from iCarly dot com.
933
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:24,213
And here comes the main event.
934
00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,851
Okay, you're up, kid.
935
00:37:25,925 --> 00:37:26,795
Have fun out there.
936
00:37:26,857 --> 00:37:32,097
All right make us
proud, remember, Ahh!
937
00:37:32,178 --> 00:37:35,048
Dude-- not cool.
938
00:37:35,124 --> 00:37:37,054
Sorry.
939
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,059
You better get out there.
940
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:38,601
Okay.
941
00:37:38,662 --> 00:37:44,772
And here we go...
Hi.
942
00:37:44,855 --> 00:37:46,215
Okay, ladies, this is the main event.
943
00:37:46,288 --> 00:37:47,588
It's showtime.
944
00:37:47,661 --> 00:37:50,531
Let's give the millions of
fans watching a good fight.
945
00:37:50,597 --> 00:37:53,837
Go back to your corners and let's
get ready to rock 'n' roll.
946
00:37:53,914 --> 00:37:54,614
Cool.
947
00:37:54,686 --> 00:37:57,346
Hey Shelby, after the fight, you
wanna go get some smoothies
948
00:37:57,422 --> 00:38:01,722
with me, Sam and Freddie?
949
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,101
Oh.
950
00:38:04,176 --> 00:38:04,706
You ready?
951
00:38:04,777 --> 00:38:05,307
Uh-huh.
952
00:38:05,379 --> 00:38:06,019
Mouth open.
953
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,420
Okay kiddo, go out there and have fun.
954
00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:13,299
I will.
955
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,475
Now remember, since this is
just an exhibition match,
956
00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:17,580
it's only scheduled for
one three-minute round,
957
00:38:17,655 --> 00:38:20,325
but no one has ever lasted a
full round with Shelby Marx,
958
00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:22,200
so I doubt that even matters.
959
00:38:22,264 --> 00:38:28,034
Well, thanks for making
me feel stupid, Marvin.
960
00:38:28,117 --> 00:38:29,917
Fighter, are you ready?
961
00:38:29,991 --> 00:38:34,661
Fighter, are you ready?
962
00:38:34,741 --> 00:38:36,271
Fight!
963
00:38:36,344 --> 00:38:38,214
C'mon Shelby.
964
00:38:38,288 --> 00:38:39,748
Come on, Shelby.
965
00:38:39,822 --> 00:38:46,492
This is kind of fun, whew.
966
00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:49,146
Uh-oh, oh, kinda close.
967
00:38:49,222 --> 00:38:55,992
It's almost like you're actually--aah!
968
00:38:56,076 --> 00:38:59,176
Ow.
969
00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:00,813
Time-out.
970
00:39:00,886 --> 00:39:01,516
Time-out?
971
00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:03,128
No time-outs!
972
00:39:03,191 --> 00:39:04,891
You can't call a time-out.
973
00:39:04,965 --> 00:39:08,535
Well, I just did.
974
00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:11,043
We have an unofficial time out.
975
00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:13,118
Okay, that girl is trying to kill me.
976
00:39:13,192 --> 00:39:14,362
I thought she was
gonna go easy on you.
977
00:39:14,425 --> 00:39:15,095
That's what she said.
978
00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:17,697
I don't know what she's doing.
979
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:18,802
Let's go, shay.
980
00:39:18,874 --> 00:39:19,344
Come on Carly.
981
00:39:19,416 --> 00:39:20,376
You can.
982
00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:21,348
You can do it.
983
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,820
Come on take her down!
984
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,155
...Her face!
985
00:39:25,228 --> 00:39:29,598
Hi Shelby, remember how you
promised to go easy on me
986
00:39:29,677 --> 00:39:32,277
and not really hit aah!
987
00:39:41,653 --> 00:39:42,783
Let go, Carly.
988
00:39:42,855 --> 00:39:45,115
Let go off her leg.
989
00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:48,490
Shay, hanging on to the
left leg of the champion.
990
00:39:48,567 --> 00:39:49,607
Very unusual.
991
00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:52,440
What's she doing?
992
00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:56,286
I don't think we've seen
this technique before.
993
00:39:56,364 --> 00:39:57,294
Let go of my leg.
994
00:39:57,366 --> 00:39:58,526
Never.
995
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:00,469
Hang on to her leg.
996
00:40:00,543 --> 00:40:01,203
Don't let go!
997
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:04,974
Come on!
998
00:40:05,052 --> 00:40:05,482
Stay with her!
999
00:40:05,553 --> 00:40:07,423
Marx, trying to shake
shay off her leg.
1000
00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:12,538
But shay is hanging on for dear life.
1001
00:40:12,608 --> 00:40:13,978
Is she allowed to do this?
1002
00:40:14,052 --> 00:40:18,452
I don't know.
1003
00:40:18,531 --> 00:40:21,901
Will someone pry this girl off
my leg so I can punch her?
1004
00:40:21,978 --> 00:40:24,738
Marx getting frustrated.
1005
00:40:24,814 --> 00:40:27,354
Carly, only ten seconds
left in the round.
1006
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,060
Hang on, kiddo!
1007
00:40:29,134 --> 00:40:32,394
Okay!
1008
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:35,311
Eight more seconds and Carly
shay will be the first girl
1009
00:40:35,387 --> 00:40:39,757
to ever last a full
round with Shelby Marx.
1010
00:40:39,826 --> 00:40:45,036
In five, four, three, two, one.
1011
00:40:45,117 --> 00:40:47,117
[Bell rings]
1012
00:40:47,182 --> 00:40:48,422
Yeah!
1013
00:40:48,495 --> 00:40:49,155
That's a foul!
1014
00:40:49,226 --> 00:40:52,666
Isn't that a foul?!
1015
00:40:52,734 --> 00:40:53,934
She is awesome.
1016
00:40:54,006 --> 00:40:57,476
[Screaming]
1017
00:40:57,554 --> 00:41:02,724
And there goes Carly shay,
running away, screaming.
1018
00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:08,335
Oh-hey, you got some more...
Carly?
1019
00:41:08,417 --> 00:41:08,717
Carly.
1020
00:41:08,788 --> 00:41:09,148
Carly?
1021
00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,259
I don't know where
she is, check there.
1022
00:41:10,321 --> 00:41:10,861
Oh man.
1023
00:41:10,922 --> 00:41:11,692
Uh.
1024
00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:12,394
Carly.
1025
00:41:12,465 --> 00:41:13,095
Definitely not down there.
1026
00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:13,737
Come on, I don't know.
1027
00:41:13,798 --> 00:41:15,938
Well, what if she went
to the-- over here.
1028
00:41:16,013 --> 00:41:17,343
Hey.
1029
00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:18,576
Nice fighting.
1030
00:41:18,649 --> 00:41:19,789
Oh, I can't believe it.
1031
00:41:19,851 --> 00:41:20,551
You rocked.
1032
00:41:20,623 --> 00:41:22,323
That was amazing.
1033
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:23,467
You were awesome.
1034
00:41:23,529 --> 00:41:25,499
You didn't throw one punch
of kick and you looked like
1035
00:41:25,573 --> 00:41:27,103
a total spaz out there, but
you lasted a whole round
1036
00:41:27,177 --> 00:41:28,647
with a topnotch professional fighter.
1037
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,220
Way to be, kid.
1038
00:41:30,283 --> 00:41:32,883
That was awesome.
1039
00:41:40,184 --> 00:41:44,284
Hey, why's everyone getting-- aah!
1040
00:41:44,363 --> 00:41:45,233
What do you want?
1041
00:41:45,305 --> 00:41:46,105
Talk to Carly.
1042
00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:53,207
I wanna to ask her why--
oh, I'm so sorry.
1043
00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:56,022
Oof!
1044
00:41:56,098 --> 00:41:58,338
Uh-oh! Ha-ha.
1045
00:41:58,413 --> 00:42:03,943
I'm gonna go wait in the car.
1046
00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:05,155
What happened tonight?
1047
00:42:05,227 --> 00:42:07,267
You promised you were
gonna go easy on me.
1048
00:42:07,332 --> 00:42:09,472
You promised it was an accident
when you tackled my grandmother.
1049
00:42:09,547 --> 00:42:10,407
It was.
1050
00:42:10,479 --> 00:42:11,279
Don't lie.
1051
00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:13,920
I saw a video and heard you
and Sam planning to do it.
1052
00:42:13,986 --> 00:42:14,726
What video?
1053
00:42:14,788 --> 00:42:15,628
We never planned it.
1054
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,030
Are you dating anyone?
1055
00:42:17,103 --> 00:42:18,403
Ugh!
1056
00:42:18,476 --> 00:42:20,576
All I know is that some kid came
to my gym and played me a video
1057
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,410
showing you guys at he
press conference talking
1058
00:42:22,484 --> 00:42:24,584
about how you were gonna
push my grandmother down.
1059
00:42:24,659 --> 00:42:25,589
What kid?
1060
00:42:25,661 --> 00:42:27,061
I don't know, about this tall.
1061
00:42:27,134 --> 00:42:30,334
Our age, round head--
polite, but super creepy.
1062
00:42:30,411 --> 00:42:32,211
Nevel.
1063
00:42:32,285 --> 00:42:32,985
Now I get it.
1064
00:42:33,046 --> 00:42:34,516
Nevel must have made a fake video.
1065
00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:36,690
That little nub.
1066
00:42:36,764 --> 00:42:37,664
Maybe he is still here.
1067
00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:38,226
Go check it out.
1068
00:42:38,298 --> 00:42:39,898
Right.
1069
00:42:43,418 --> 00:42:45,478
Nevel's head kinda
round-- like a melon.
1070
00:42:45,553 --> 00:42:49,023
Yeah.
1071
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,000
Just let me go, I mean
it, Freddie Benson.
1072
00:42:52,077 --> 00:42:53,807
I have rights.
1073
00:42:53,881 --> 00:42:56,781
You cannot legally drag
me here against my will
1074
00:42:56,857 --> 00:42:59,327
or I will drag you
into the courthouse.
1075
00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:02,432
I will see you there--
all right, I let you go.
1076
00:43:02,509 --> 00:43:03,839
Gibby, lights.
1077
00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:05,582
Lights.
1078
00:43:05,656 --> 00:43:08,716
Okay Freddie, I'm not scared of you.
1079
00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:10,792
That's cool.
1080
00:43:15,316 --> 00:43:16,646
Hello, Nevel.
1081
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:22,459
I'm not scared of you either.
1082
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:24,801
S'up Nevel?
1083
00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:28,346
Okay, you, I'm scared of.
1084
00:43:28,424 --> 00:43:29,754
Just admit it.
1085
00:43:29,827 --> 00:43:30,657
Admit what?
1086
00:43:30,729 --> 00:43:33,229
That you tricked Shelby
Marx with some fake video.
1087
00:43:33,304 --> 00:43:35,634
That made it look like I meant
to tackle her grandmother.
1088
00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:40,279
Ahh--I did no such thing.
1089
00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:44,699
Okay, I tricked Shelby.
1090
00:43:44,769 --> 00:43:48,379
So?
1091
00:43:48,446 --> 00:43:49,986
Hi, Nevel.
1092
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:54,590
Oh dear.
1093
00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:56,910
Oh okay, okay.
1094
00:43:56,974 --> 00:43:58,214
What are you gonna do?
1095
00:43:58,277 --> 00:44:01,487
Ladies, my pants are very expensive.
1096
00:44:01,554 --> 00:44:03,524
[Screaming]
1097
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,639
[Music]
1098
00:44:07,707 --> 00:44:10,147
Okay, now most of you guys
probably watched Carly
1099
00:44:10,223 --> 00:44:12,423
fight Shelby Marx on
TV a few nights ago.
1100
00:44:12,497 --> 00:44:14,927
But, now Shelby and I are
actually really good friends.
1101
00:44:15,003 --> 00:44:16,933
What, you don't believe that?
1102
00:44:17,007 --> 00:44:18,537
You think I'm lying?
1103
00:44:18,610 --> 00:44:19,740
Well well.
1104
00:44:19,813 --> 00:44:21,253
We'll just have to prove it.
1105
00:44:21,316 --> 00:44:24,926
Get out here Shelby.
1106
00:44:24,994 --> 00:44:26,394
[Applause]
1107
00:44:26,467 --> 00:44:27,437
Yeah!
1108
00:44:27,509 --> 00:44:28,439
Come here.
1109
00:44:28,511 --> 00:44:29,611
All right.
1110
00:44:29,684 --> 00:44:30,944
Come here.
1111
00:44:31,017 --> 00:44:33,187
Uh, no hug for the technical producer.
1112
00:44:33,261 --> 00:44:35,861
Oh, come here, Freddie.
1113
00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:43,148
Sorry.
1114
00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:45,753
Now, how can you be sure, Shelby
is really our new best bud.
1115
00:44:45,828 --> 00:44:48,868
Well, only best buds would
do super slow motion spit
1116
00:44:48,945 --> 00:44:50,345
takes together with grape juice.
1117
00:44:50,408 --> 00:44:52,408
While a powerful fan
blows our hair back.
1118
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:53,182
Let's do it.
1119
00:44:53,254 --> 00:44:53,824
Let's do it.
1120
00:44:53,885 --> 00:44:55,385
Let's do it.
1121
00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:56,289
Let's do it.
1122
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,400
We're doing it.
1123
00:44:57,463 --> 00:45:00,273
Look here, let's get real
close here nice pretty shot.
1124
00:45:00,339 --> 00:45:03,239
And ready, go.
1125
00:45:03,315 --> 00:45:05,315
[Wind blowing]
1126
00:45:17,565 --> 00:45:19,625
Okay that's it for this iCarly.
1127
00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:27,180
Until next time...
[screaming]
1128
00:45:27,181 --> 00:45:37,181
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1129
00:45:37,231 --> 00:45:41,781
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