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[Music]
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Hey, I'm the sweet brunette.
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And I'm the dirty blonde.
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And this be iCarly.
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Okay. A fan of iCarly... ...
Wrote to us right here
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at iCarly.com... ...
And said this:
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"So I asked my parents
for a new game station,
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"but all they got me were
two wireless controllers.
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"How can I play a game "if all
I got was two controllers?"
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Well, Robert, first of
all, let me just say
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that your parents are the worst.
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They're bad people.
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But the good news is... ...
If you have two controllers...
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...You can still play some
pretty rockin' video games.
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Even without a game station.
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Let's show Robert how.
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Well, okay.
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[Applause]
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Now, as you can see...
...Sam and I
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have two wireless controllers.
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We may not have a game
station to go with them...
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...But we do have...
A vicious army of raw eggs.
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So vicious.
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They make me want to eat them.
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Yes. Look at them.
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Look at them.
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Controllers ready.
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Begin!
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Oh. Yeah!
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Gotcha!
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Get that one! Look out!
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Bam!
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Game over.
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[Siren blaring]
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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That sound means it's time for...
Messin' with Lewbert.
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Woo! That's right!
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It is.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now, you all know the nasty
doorman in my building.
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a fake soda machine.
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And yesterday, we put
it in the hallway
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outside Carly's apartment.
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Freddie, show them what happened.
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Showin' them.
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What the--soda machine.
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Hey, who put this soda machine
here without my permission, huh?
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And now it's time for
a little surprise.
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Come on.
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I want my diet root beer.
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[Screams]
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In five, four, three, two...
[music]
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I know you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up
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the members of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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and a time to see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give your best
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So, you ready to hear my
brilliant idea for iCarly?
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What?
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Bikini dog food fight.
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What's a bikini dog food fight?
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We get Gibby and some other
guy, make 'em put on bikinis
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and fight with dog food.
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That's humiliating and gross.
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I know.
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Hey, Gibson.
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Over here. Front and center.
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Whassup?
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Run, Gibby.
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What's gonna happen?
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Listen, I have a vision.
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A vision of what?
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You and some other loser...
Wearing bikinis...
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Fighting...With dog food.
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Gibby!
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No.
I don't want-- get back here!
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No.
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I don't wanna wear a bikini
and fight some other loser
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with dog food.
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Why not?
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I have some dignity.
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Since when?
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No.
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Come on.
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No.
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Just try this on.
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I'm not gonna try it on.
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Leave me alone, Sam.
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Give me the bikini, Sam.
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What's going on? Hey.
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What you doin'?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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You guys ever watch Totally Teri
on the Dingo channel?
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No. Gross.
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What?
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'Cause last night my little
brother was watching it
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and they ripped off one
of your iCarly bits.
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What did they do?
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One of the stars of the show
hit a button and you heard
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"random jumping"
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and then music played, lights flashed,
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and they jumped all around.
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Dude, that's exactly the
same as random dancing.
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That's what I'm sayin'.
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They ripped off iCarly.
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You guys should do something about it.
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Yup. You should.
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Can you believe this?
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We don't know they stole from us.
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Maybe it was just a coincidence.
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Oh, come on.
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We've been doing random dancing
on iCarly for two years,
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now some show on the Dingo channel
starts doing random jumping
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and you think that's a coincidence?
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I don't know.
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Maybe there was similar, you know...
Okay. No fighting,
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no dog food, but I will
wear the bikini top.
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[Music]
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I know.
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I'll wear a wig, and that way,
Devon will never know it's me.
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That's a brilliant idea.
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And by brilliant, I mean ridiculous.
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Burn.
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[Insincere laughter]
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Hey, whatchoo guys watchin'?
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The Dingo channel.
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Some hideous show called Totally Teri.
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I hate all those shows
on the Dingo channel.
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The jokes are so stupid, and
they always make the grown-ups
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look like buffoons.
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You forgot to put your pants on again.
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Oh, my God.
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Man, there's not one restaurant
in Seattle that delivers
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fried chicken.
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Pay attention.
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Let's watch the show.
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So, why are you guys
watching that anyway?
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'Cause some kids at school
told us the show Totally Teri
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has been copying stuff
we do on iCarly.
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Wouldn't surprise me.
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Dingo channel is run by freaks.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know the guy who
started it, like 60 years ago?
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Charles Dingo?
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Yeah.
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I heard that when he died
of some rare disease,
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they froze his head and they've
kept it in a special freezer
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to this day.
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Why would they wanna keep Charles
Dingo's head in a freezer?
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So that in the future,
when they find a cure,
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they can unfreeze it and
re-attach it to a robot body.
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And I read online that
they keep the frozen head
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somewhere deep in the
bowels of Dingo studios.
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Okay, first, there's no way
that's true, and second,
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I can't believe you said bowels
and please never say it again.
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You're such a priss.
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The prissiest.
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Now, shhh, it's back on.
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What are you doing?
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Playing a joke on my doorman, Rupert.
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His doorman Rupert?
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Uh, that sounds a lot like Lewbert.
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Yeah.
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Ewww, look at that
wart on Rupert's face.
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Hey, there's a wart on Rupert's face.
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Yeah, just like Lewbert's.
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Just not as plump.
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Well, yeah, but still.
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Now, watch what happens when
Rupert tries to buy something
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outta that snack machine.
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[Screaming]
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Two hands just popped
outta that snack machine.
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Yeah, where have we seen that before?
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They ripped off iCarly.
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No chiz.
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You guys watchin'?
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Yeah.
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They stole "messin'
with Lewbert."
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And random dancing.
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Those Dingo people are dead.
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What are we gonna do?
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We're gonna go find 'em and
kick them in their dingos.
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Dingo studios is in Hollywood.
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Which is like 900 miles from here.
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[Music]
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Okay, look, I think it's really jank
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that they're rippin' off iCarly,
but I can't just drop everything
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and drive you guys 900
miles to Dingo studios.
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When we get there, maybe
you could find the head
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of Charles Dingo.
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The frozen head.
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We leave at midnight.
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[Music]
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All right, here you go.
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There's your beds, your bathroom.
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What's that?
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Uh, just some tape.
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Hey, you said this room had
a great view of Hollywood.
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It does.
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Hey, Hollywood, wake up.
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That's Hollywood right there.
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Bye.
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Could I borrow some underwear?
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No.
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Close it. Close it. Close it.
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Close it. Close it.
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What?
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This is the nice hotel
your mom recommended?
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This is where she stays
when she comes to town.
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Why?
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The plastic surgeon
works out of room 210.
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All right, whatever.
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Let's just figure out how we're
gonna get into Dingo studios.
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I got that covered.
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I went online and found a
photo of a Dingo I.D. Badge
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and I made laminated copies
with our pictures for us.
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One for Carly, Spencer and Sam.
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Cool.
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Nice work, Fredley.
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And I found this online tour
of the main Dingo building.
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The Totally Teri writers' room is
on the third floor, West Side.
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Perfect.
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We'll use these to get inside...
...And then we can find
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those brain-dead writers and
start smackin' 'em around
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for rippin' off iCarly.
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Hey, hey, does that
online tour of Dingo
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show how to get to the basement?
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Yeah, why?
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You gonna do a little
frozen head huntin'?
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A little frozen head findin'.
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I told you guys, I
looked it up and I found
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three different articles
where the vice president
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of the studio said that
story about Charles Dingo's
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frozen head isn't true.
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Of course, they say that.
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They wanna keep it a secret.
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'Cause how would it look
if people found out
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that a kids' network has their
leader's head stuck in a freezer?
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I hear the head is somewhere
deep in the bowels
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of the main Dingo building.
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The bowels?
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See, I said it was in the bowels too.
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Okay, next person who says
bowels sleeps in the bathtub.
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Bowels. I got the bathtub.
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No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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[Music]
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Here it is.
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Oh, cool.
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Okay, you guys go in there and
confront the Totally Teri
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writers.
269
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I'm gonna go find Charles
Dingo's frozen head.
270
00:11:30,911 --> 00:11:32,912
Wait, maybe Freddie
should go with you.
271
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:36,886
No, I wanna watch Sam
beat up TV writers.
272
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,763
Carly and I got this.
273
00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,534
Besides, they ripped off
our ideas, not yours.
274
00:11:39,572 --> 00:11:41,239
I'm a big part of iCarly too.
275
00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:44,646
Yeah, well, I've never heard
Totally Teri say, "in five, four,
276
00:11:44,687 --> 00:11:46,622
three, two, one."
277
00:11:46,661 --> 00:11:48,862
You don't say the one.
278
00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:52,436
Come on. I gotta go find
Charles Dingo's frozen head.
279
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,479
Please go with him.
280
00:11:53,516 --> 00:11:54,616
Okay.
281
00:11:54,653 --> 00:11:55,286
Be careful.
282
00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:58,023
You too.
283
00:11:58,063 --> 00:12:00,865
Okay. Let's shake 'em up.
284
00:12:00,906 --> 00:12:02,673
What is that?
285
00:12:02,711 --> 00:12:06,080
A sock full of butter.
286
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,055
For what?
287
00:12:07,091 --> 00:12:08,292
For swingin'.
288
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:11,964
I could brain an elephant
with this thing.
289
00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:14,107
We're not gonna walk in there
and start hitting TV writers
290
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:17,015
with a big buttery sock.
291
00:12:17,055 --> 00:12:19,189
We're gonna be professional and firm.
292
00:12:19,228 --> 00:12:20,696
Fine.
293
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:23,035
But if they deny stealing from
iCarly, I'm gonna get swingy
294
00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:25,008
with this thing.
295
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:34,390
Not unless I say it's okay.
296
00:12:34,445 --> 00:12:37,913
Hello.
297
00:12:37,955 --> 00:12:39,922
You guys are the writers
for Totally Teri?
298
00:12:39,961 --> 00:12:41,095
Yeah.
299
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,131
What do you want?
300
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:43,202
We're from iCarly.
301
00:12:43,238 --> 00:12:45,973
They know that.
302
00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:47,914
Who do you clowns think you
are, stealin' our ideas?
303
00:12:47,953 --> 00:12:48,653
Whoa.
304
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:51,888
We've never stolen an idea
from anyone, so why don't you
305
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:56,066
two little girls just-- Sam.
306
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:59,512
You're not supposed to get
swingy unless I say it's okay.
307
00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,187
Hey, what's in that sock?
308
00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:03,693
Payback.
309
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:04,466
For what?
310
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,469
For stealing our comedy bits.
311
00:13:06,508 --> 00:13:11,111
Look, we've never even
heard of your Web show.
312
00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:12,289
Oh, you haven't?
313
00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:13,693
No.
314
00:13:13,731 --> 00:13:14,130
Hey.
315
00:13:14,165 --> 00:13:15,733
Here's a flash drive with the
segments from the last two iCarlys
316
00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,940
you wanted.
317
00:13:17,979 --> 00:13:20,414
Whoa, it's the iCarly girls.
318
00:13:20,455 --> 00:13:24,691
Man, we all love your Web show.
319
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:25,600
May I get swingy?
320
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:28,204
Yes.
321
00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:30,755
[Music]
322
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,781
Just what do you girls want?
323
00:13:36,819 --> 00:13:38,987
We want you to stop
stealing ideas from iCarly
324
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,527
and using them on Totally Teri.
325
00:13:40,564 --> 00:13:44,069
Yeah, why don't you nubs come
up with your own comedy ideas?
326
00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:47,715
Because coming up with ideas is hard.
327
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:50,092
Anyway, we do come up
with our own ideas.
328
00:13:50,132 --> 00:13:52,465
It was my idea to steal from iCarly.
329
00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:53,637
That was my idea.
330
00:13:53,673 --> 00:13:54,806
Whoa, wait.
331
00:13:54,844 --> 00:14:01,414
I'm the one who showed you guys
iCarly.com in the first place.
332
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:05,333
Hey.
333
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:06,709
Oh my God.
334
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,680
Oh my God.
335
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:13,823
[Screaming]
336
00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:16,236
Thank you.
337
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:17,744
We don't care which
one of you fudge bags
338
00:14:17,781 --> 00:14:19,015
thought of stealing our ideas.
339
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,653
We just want it to stop.
340
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,560
All right, well, which bits
do you think we stole?
341
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:24,668
Random dancing?
342
00:14:24,705 --> 00:14:26,871
No. We did random jumping.
343
00:14:26,911 --> 00:14:28,643
Which is completely different.
344
00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:32,013
Look, for two years on iCarly,
we've been doing random dancing.
345
00:14:32,056 --> 00:14:32,722
Random debates.
346
00:14:32,757 --> 00:14:34,023
Random pants.
347
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,460
Oh, and what about
"messin' with Lewbert"?
348
00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:38,732
Which you punk-nuts ripped off and
called "messin' with Rupert".
349
00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:40,442
You can't just steal our ideas,
change 'em a little bit,
350
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,916
then pretend they're yours.
351
00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:43,923
You said we could.
352
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,794
Shut up.
353
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:49,135
Anyway, just because we do
some things on Totally Teri
354
00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:51,142
that are similar to the
stuff you do on iCarly...
355
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,547
...
doesn't mean we're stealing.
356
00:14:53,587 --> 00:14:55,520
Then how do you explain
these cards on the wall
357
00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:03,333
under a sign that says "ideas
we can steal from iCarly"?
358
00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:06,286
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
359
00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:08,196
We're not goin' anywhere
till you men swear
360
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:09,501
to quit rippin' us off.
361
00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:10,905
We don't have to swear anything.
362
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,444
Then we'll Sue you guys.
363
00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:15,152
Uh, this is the Dingo channel.
364
00:15:15,189 --> 00:15:16,856
So, we have the lawyers,
the money, and therefore,
365
00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:19,230
the power to steal any ideas we want.
366
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:25,106
And there's nothing
you can do about it.
367
00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:28,590
Now, do you ladies
wanna walk out of here
368
00:15:28,631 --> 00:15:31,166
or do you wanna be carried out?
369
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:32,339
Let's go.
370
00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:32,643
Wait.
371
00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:33,777
What?
372
00:15:33,814 --> 00:15:37,049
I'd kinda like to be carried out.
373
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:37,857
Sam?
374
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:38,993
Well, I don't like
walking long distances.
375
00:15:39,028 --> 00:15:40,595
Come on, let's go, come on.
376
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:41,399
I don't.
377
00:15:41,436 --> 00:15:43,270
There is too much effort, really.
378
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:45,509
Are you guys writing
down what we're saying?
379
00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:46,948
Yeah, you guys are hilarious.
380
00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:47,718
Now keep talkin'.
381
00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:50,390
This is gold.
382
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,931
They're stealing our banter
right in front of us.
383
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:54,370
Let's get out of here.
384
00:15:54,407 --> 00:16:10,585
[Music]
385
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:17,231
[Music]
386
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,078
No, you just come with me, young man.
387
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:20,884
You're in serious trouble.
388
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:21,655
Hey, hey.
389
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:22,691
You're not supposed to be down here.
390
00:16:22,728 --> 00:16:25,163
Excuse me, but I work
in this building,
391
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:29,005
and I just caught this boy lurking
here in the bowels of Dingo.
392
00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:31,682
Look, nobody's supposed
to be down on this floor.
393
00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:32,622
Exactly.
394
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,560
So why didn't you stop this
teenager from being here?
395
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:39,004
Well, I-- I didn't know
he was-- you didn't know.
396
00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:42,050
Isn't it your job to know what's
happening in these hallways?
397
00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:44,058
Yeah, sure, but I-- I
guess I'll have to speak
398
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:45,531
to Mr. Fufferman about this.
399
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:46,702
Who's Mr. Fufferman?
400
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,206
Man, what else don't you know?
401
00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:51,547
I-- dismissed.
Go.
402
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:52,186
Okay, okay.
403
00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:54,791
Wait. I'll need your keys.
404
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:55,498
Why?
405
00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:56,534
For Mr. Fufferman.
406
00:16:56,570 --> 00:17:02,208
All right, here. Here.
407
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:02,922
Nice.
408
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,158
Thanks.
409
00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:08,263
Whoa, check it out.
410
00:17:08,308 --> 00:17:11,042
Charles Dingo's head is in there.
411
00:17:11,082 --> 00:17:12,546
You don't know that.
412
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,448
What else would you keep in a
cryogenic freezer like that?
413
00:17:15,488 --> 00:17:18,289
Cryogenic frozen pizzas?
414
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,428
You're afraid to see the head.
415
00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:20,131
I am not.
416
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,568
Good.
417
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:29,678
[Music]
418
00:17:29,728 --> 00:17:38,368
I'm goin' in.
419
00:17:38,422 --> 00:17:39,254
What do you see?
420
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,824
Nothing. Hold on.
421
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,029
There's a shelf here.
422
00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:43,899
Wait, what's this?
423
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:44,570
[Screams]
424
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:45,372
What?
425
00:17:45,408 --> 00:17:48,210
Head, the head. Saw the head.
426
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,050
You did not.
427
00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:50,120
I did too.
428
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:53,395
It was in a weird,
futuristic head container.
429
00:17:53,437 --> 00:17:54,470
Come on.
430
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,375
Okay, you go in there and
tell me that's not the head
431
00:17:56,413 --> 00:18:00,549
of Charles Dingo--
unless you're scared.
432
00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:07,699
Just wait here.
433
00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:12,586
Okay, the only thing I see
in here is-- [Screams]
434
00:18:12,631 --> 00:18:13,430
It's the head.
435
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,166
It's the head, right?
436
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:14,936
It's the head.
437
00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:15,572
The head.
438
00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:18,875
Yes, the head.
439
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:24,219
[Music]
440
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:27,735
I can't believe we found the head.
441
00:18:27,778 --> 00:18:30,213
I swear it blinked at me.
442
00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:31,020
Would you guys quit talkin'
443
00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:33,091
about the stupid frozen head?
444
00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:35,031
Don't you guys care that those
Dingo writers are gonna keep
445
00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:38,502
ripping off iCarly and there's
nothing we can do about it.
446
00:18:38,545 --> 00:18:40,478
They probably even-- [Squeaking]
447
00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:42,517
[Screams]
448
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,156
What?
449
00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:44,991
A mouse just ran across my foot.
450
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:46,963
See, he's right over there.
451
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:48,536
[Squeaking]
452
00:18:48,573 --> 00:18:50,340
That's not a mouse.
453
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,180
That's a rat.
454
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,988
This motel is disgusting.
455
00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:57,861
>>H, you're such a bunch of prancies.
456
00:18:57,902 --> 00:18:58,468
Come on.
457
00:18:58,503 --> 00:19:00,471
These pillows aren't even pillows.
458
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,378
They're just pillow cases
filled with crumpled up
459
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:05,117
old newspapers.
460
00:19:05,157 --> 00:19:07,825
And this lamp doesn't
even have a light bulb.
461
00:19:07,865 --> 00:19:11,567
Just a potato.
462
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:15,645
I'm gonna go wash my hands.
463
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:16,822
Hey, you.
464
00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:18,760
[Screams]
465
00:19:18,798 --> 00:19:21,666
Hobo in our bathtub.
466
00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:22,941
[Music]
467
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:25,046
Ow.
468
00:19:25,084 --> 00:19:26,684
Scram. Scram. Scram. Scram.
469
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:32,893
Scram. Scram.
470
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:34,175
Let's just go home.
471
00:19:34,211 --> 00:19:35,912
And let those Dingo writers
keep stealin' our bits
472
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,717
and using 'em on Totally Teri?
473
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,189
Well, what are we gonna do?
474
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:40,561
They're the Dingo channel.
475
00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:43,867
They've got money and
lawyers and all we've got
476
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:47,944
is Sam's butter sock.
477
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:51,221
We've got the key to the head.
478
00:19:51,262 --> 00:19:53,498
Oh, no.
479
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,471
The head.
480
00:19:55,510 --> 00:20:00,313
The head.
481
00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:07,429
[Screams]
482
00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:15,284
[Music]
483
00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:20,705
Move. Move.
484
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,619
Hey.
485
00:20:23,659 --> 00:20:25,059
I was in the middle of my solo.
486
00:20:25,097 --> 00:20:26,096
How'd they get back in here?
487
00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:27,867
Glenn, call security.
488
00:20:27,906 --> 00:20:31,974
Sit down, Glenn!
489
00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:35,186
Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
490
00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:38,628
Are you gonna stop stealing ideas
from iCarly and using them
491
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,504
on your dumb Dingo show?
492
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,576
Hey, I got it.
493
00:20:41,612 --> 00:20:45,046
What if we do an episode where
someone steals Teri's ideas,
494
00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:50,159
and then she and her
friends-- stop that!
495
00:20:50,204 --> 00:20:52,104
You guys are the worst.
496
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,009
We told you.
497
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:56,147
You can't stop us from
doing whatever we want.
498
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,388
Can't we?
499
00:20:57,426 --> 00:21:01,428
Spencer.
500
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:02,538
What's he got there?
501
00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:09,180
Oh, you know, just the...
Frozen head of Charles Dingo.
502
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,565
Hey, no one's supposed
to know about the head.
503
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,640
How did you get it?
504
00:21:12,676 --> 00:21:15,547
You don't need to know.
505
00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:17,690
All you need to do is swear on video
506
00:21:17,729 --> 00:21:20,434
that you'll never steal an
idea from iCarly, ever again.
507
00:21:20,474 --> 00:21:21,675
And what if we don't swear?
508
00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:23,779
Then we'll show Charles
Dingo's head on iCarly.
509
00:21:23,819 --> 00:21:26,386
And tell the whole world that
the Totally Teri writers
510
00:21:26,427 --> 00:21:27,827
gave it to us.
511
00:21:27,864 --> 00:21:30,098
And what if we call
security and have 'em
512
00:21:30,138 --> 00:21:31,605
take the head away from you?
513
00:21:31,642 --> 00:21:34,076
Then we'll just show the
high-rez pics of the head
514
00:21:34,117 --> 00:21:35,584
we already took.
515
00:21:35,621 --> 00:21:36,854
How high-rez?
516
00:21:36,892 --> 00:21:38,358
19 megapixels.
517
00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:39,195
Oh my God.
518
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:41,766
That's very high-rez.
519
00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:43,941
And we'll be sure to thank
the Totally Teri writers
520
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:47,214
for e-mailing the pics to us.
521
00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:49,223
We don't care.
522
00:21:49,261 --> 00:21:50,628
We'll get fired.
523
00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:53,266
Don't tell them that.
524
00:21:53,306 --> 00:21:56,674
Just promise u'er steal ideas from
iCarly again and you can have
525
00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:00,452
your leader's head back.
526
00:22:00,494 --> 00:22:02,528
And we'll never say a word about this.
527
00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:08,137
Better hurry, I think Mr.
Dingo's melting.
528
00:22:08,183 --> 00:22:14,521
We swear we'll never steal
ideas from iCarly ever again.
529
00:22:14,569 --> 00:22:15,402
Good.
530
00:22:15,439 --> 00:22:16,638
Give 'em the head.
531
00:22:16,676 --> 00:22:18,743
[Music]
532
00:22:18,783 --> 00:22:19,416
Wait.
533
00:22:19,451 --> 00:22:21,085
Wait.
534
00:22:21,123 --> 00:22:22,122
What?
535
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:24,527
You clowns aren't gettin'
off the hook so easy.
536
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:25,300
Sam.
537
00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:30,840
What else do you want?
538
00:22:30,854 --> 00:22:39,196
And next on iCarly... it's time for...
Bikini dog food fights.
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Ready, Dingo boys?
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Set... go.
Go.
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