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- Ahhhhhhhh.
- All right, keep it out.
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Are you guys looking at it?
Do you see this? Look at that.
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Okay, Freddie, pull back.
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And that answers
our viewer's request which was, "will you please show me
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My tongue appreciates
your interest.
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- Okay,
till the next "iCarly"... - Play us out, Freddie.
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Baby, will you take me back?
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there I said it
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I said it, I said it
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baby, will you take me too?
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well, there I said it
I said it, I said it
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and we're clear.
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Good show, you guys.
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- Thanks.
- We know.
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- I'm all tired.
- Me too. I need a bath.
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- Ewww, don't take a bath,
take a shower. - What's wrong
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You sit there
in your own wet dirt.
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- Gross.
- Yeah.
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- Awww, no, come on.
- What's the matter?
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Gibby forwarded me
one of those annoying chain letter e-mails.
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Oh yeah, the one
about the ghost girl named consuela
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- Yeah.
- I got it this morning.
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- Me too.
- Better forward it.
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Yeah, you gotta send it
to 20 people or else you'll have bad luck.
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- Consuela's revenge.
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I'm not forwarding
the stupid e-mail.
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You better.
It said the last person who didn't forward it,
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Yeah, he was just running
on his little wheel and then pffffft.
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Yeah, pffffft.
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Okay, no hamster went pffffft.
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I don't believe in it,
so I'm not doing it. Delete.
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Okay, but when you get
butt warts, don't come cryin' to us.
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Don't worry.
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- Oh, my God. A spider.
- Where? There on your cheek.
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And your bad luck begins.
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- Ha-ha.
- I'm not kidding.
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- Dude, there really is
a spider. - Right under your eye.
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- Yes.
- Well, get it off.
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- Okay, okay, uh...
- Just grab it.
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- Ooh, I can't,
I can't, I can't. - I'll get it. I'll get it.
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Just be careful.
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Carly, carly,
wait till you see what I found.
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I gotta go.
Okay, love you too.
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- What is that?
- A pak-rat machine.
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- Pak-rat?
- Yeah, it's a really old video game from, like,
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I've played
versions of it online, but this is the original
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One of the most popular
video games of all time.
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- Cool. You think it'll work?
- I don't know.
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I gotta check out all the wiring
and circuit boards and stuff.
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- But shouldn't you be working
on your labradoodle sculpture? - I got time.
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That doctor's not coming
to get it till Sunday. Hey, did you look him up online?
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Yeah, his brother
owns seven art galleries in Seattle and Vancouver.
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- So make him happy.
- No worries.
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I'm gonna build him
the best labradoodle in the history
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This thing must have been
in that junk yard for years.
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- How can you tell?
- Well, I don't think this is supposed to be in there.
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- Hold it.
- No.
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Too slow, buddy.
Eat it, eat it, eat the cheese.
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Carly, doorbell!
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You couldn't get the door?
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It's right there.
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Okay, I'll get the door.
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Hey, I thought you were Freddie.
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If anyone else said
that to me, I'd punch 'em in the mouth.
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Sorry.
He just called and said he needs to borrow
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- Yeah, I don't care.
- What are you doing here?
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Ah, my mom told me
I couldn't leave the house till I clean up my room,
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so I locked my door,
snuck out the window, and took a bus here.
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You got any meat?
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- Just go home
and clean up your room. - Will you come help me?
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- Uh.
- Come on.
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Okay.
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Hey, Spencer,
will you drive me and Sam over to her house?
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Sure, just lemme finish
this game.
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Oh.
Did you see that?
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Eat the cheese, eat the cheese.
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- What's he playing?
- Pak-rat. Some video game
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- Fredward Benson.
- Mom, would you...
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- Freddie, lets go.
- Mom, calm down.
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You got the tennis racket?
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- Yeah, one sec.
- Uh, what up with your little pink shorts?
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They were white,
but somehow a red sock got in our washing machine
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- Wow, that sounds
like some pretty bad luck. - It's consuela's revenge.
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No, it was just
a laundry mishap.
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- Okay.
- Whatever you say.
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Yeah.
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Another 10,000 points,
another extra rat. I am supreme.
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- Is that an old
pak-rat machine? - Yeah, he found it
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- Freddie, let's go.
- I'm coming. Bye.
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- Later.
- See ya, pink pants.
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- Carly, would you gimme
a bite of my sandwich? - You are kidding me.
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Come on, I'm starving.
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- Thank you.
- You gonna drive us or not?
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- Spencer, Spencer,
are you gonna drive us to Sam's or not?
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Ahhh, that was close.
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A little bang-bang
to the chitty chitty.
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I am good.
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I'll call a cab.
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Hey.
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- What's up?
- You gotta see this video some kid sent in to "iCarly."
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- Ooh, is it good?
- Good?
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The guy can pull his lower lip
down over his chin.
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- Ewww, gross. Show me.
- 'Kay.
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Gonna go full frame on this.
You are gonna die when you see how this guy...
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- smoke.
- Whoa.
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- Why's it smoking?
- I don't know. Maybe it's got a...
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- it's consuela's revenge.
- Aah.
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Sam and I told you
you'd have bad luck if you didn't forward
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- This has nothing to do
with consuela. - Yes, it does.
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I'm not leaving this room
until you... I'm going downstairs.
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Carly...
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listen, computers
have technical problems all the time.
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- Yeah, but they don't explode.
- It didn't explode...
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you've been cursed
by consuela 'cause you're too stubborn
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- It's not that I'm stubborn...
- Just forward the e-mail.
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Hold me tighter.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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- What's that stuff?
- Parts for my labradoodle sculpture.
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Finally.
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Wait, doesn't that rich guy
want the sculpture by Sunday?
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- Yeah.
- And you haven't even started it yet?
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- I've been busy
playing pak-rat. - Busy.
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- Hey what's this?
- Bag of dog hair.
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Oh...
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- where'd you get
a bag of dog hair? - I stopped
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- Shampoodles?
- Uh-huh.
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- Hey, is this
your high score? - Yup.
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- 867,000.
- Uh-huh.
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How long did it take you
to score that high?
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Well, I started playing
last night at around 11:00 and finished at maybe 6:00 A.M.?
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- You played pak-rat
for seven hours straight? - Yeah, why?
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What happened
when you had to pee?
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- Oh, see, I took
this plastic bottle and taped it to my ankle,
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Hey.
Hey, look at this.
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The highest score on record
for a single game of pak-rat was achieved by a girl
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- Yeah, I've heard
of Sasha striker. - Yeah.
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It says when she was only 16,
she became the number one pak-rat player in the world.
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Then she disappeared
and no one's seen her since.
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- Really?
- Weird.
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Whoa.
She scored 1,034,000 points in one game.
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Not bad for a lady rat.
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- I bet
you could beat her score. - Don't encourage him.
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- I gotta beat that score.
- After you finish the labradoodle sculpture.
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- Just a quick game.
- That doctor guy's coming to pick it up tomorrow.
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- It'll be ready. One game.
- At least start on the sculpture first?
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Tail's done.
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Yes.
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- Spencer. Wake up.
- What happened?
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- Did you play
pak-rat all night? - I don't know. Why?
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Why is there a bagel
in your pants?
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- I got hungry and then I...
- Come with me.
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What about
the labradoodle sculpture for that important doctor guy?
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- He's not picking it up
till Sunday. - Today is Sunday.
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- It is?
- Yes. You have a problem. You're addicted to pak-rat.
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I am not.
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- Admit it.
- No, I am not addicted to pak-rat.
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- Would ya stop...
I'm addicted to pak-rat. - I know.
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- I can't believe this.
You promised me my labradoodle sculpture
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- I know.
- He's really sorry.
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- Do you know
how much influence I have in the Seattle art community?
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And what is that on your face?
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It's smoked salmon.
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What is wrong with you?
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- Look, I...
I got a little obsessed with pak-rat.
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- Yeah, ya wanna play?
- No.
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- Spencer.
- I'm sorry. Listen. Is today your wife's
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- No, it's next Saturday, why?
- If you'll just give me till then...
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- oh.
-... I promise, I swear, I will make you the best
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- He'll get it done.
- I will see you 9:00, Saturday morning.
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- Wow, that was almost
really bad. - Yeah.
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Well...
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I can't believe
you're still playing that.
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And now my finger smells
like smoked salmon.
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- Gary wolf is so gorgeous.
- Why does he have to be a senior?
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A hot, hot senior.
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- Hi.
- What happened to you?
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I was riding my bike
down corbin boulevard on my way to school
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- On corbin?
- Uh-huh.
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A bus ran over my lunch.
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Well, "flat"
doesn't mean "inedible."
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- I'm telling you,
it's consuela's revenge. - There's no such thing
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Yeah, keep thinkin' that.
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You guys, what am I gonna do
about Spencer?
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He's gonna ruin his whole life
if I don't get him to quit playing
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- And it's your fault.
- How's it my fault?
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- You had to go look up
Sasha striker. - Who's Sasha striker?
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- The best pak-rat player
of all time. - Come on, Spencer'll get sick
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No way.
This isn't about him loving pak-rat.
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It's this, this crazy
competitive thing with him.
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So let's go find
this Sasha striker chick. Maybe Spencer can beat her.
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- Can't.
- She like dropped off the face of the earth years ago.
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Well, come on,
there's gotta be some way we can find the woman.
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So, come on, "iCarly" fans...
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there are hundreds
of thousands of you guys all over the country.
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- All over the world.
- One of you has to know where Sasha striker is.
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- And if you help us
locate her... - Or get her to contact us
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-... you'll win
these fabulous prizes. - This $25 gift certificate
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This survival knife
that used to belong to my grandmother.
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And an autographed photo
of a man who got pregnant.
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00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:11,991
- So, come on, "iCarly fans."
Help us find Sasha striker. - If you like
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- and survival knives...
- And pregnant dudes.
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- She's here.
- She's comin' up the elevator.
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Sweet.
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Hey, hey, uncool, uncool.
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- Just stop playing
for a minute. - No.
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I did what you asked me to do.
I shaved, I took a shower, I mailed that movie
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who's the girl
in the sexy purple tank-top?
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- Her name is Sasha.
- Sasha striker.
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- The number one pak-rat player
in the world. - How did you guys find her?
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- Through the power
of "iCarly." - Now just play Sasha
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Yeah.
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I hear you're really good.
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So why don't you beat me?
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- Oh, you don't think I can,
do you? - I know you can't.
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You know, I feel scared
and attracted to you at the same time.
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Are you guys gonna make out
or play some pak-rat?
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Who's here?
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- Hey, hey.
Who are you guys? - I'm Barry schatz
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- Why are you here?
- 'Cause we heard Sasha striker was gonna be here...
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-... to defend
her pak-rat title. - This is big.
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This is Barry schatz
from the video game channel, live in Seattle,
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where Sasha striker,
the number one pak-rat player in the world,
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- uh, Spencer shay.
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If there's any girl out there
who wants to go out with me, any girl at all...
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- well, I guess
we're gonna do this. - I guess we are.
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- It could take a long time.
- I got time.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:25,647
- How long
have they been playing? - Six hours.
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Kill me.
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- And Sasha striker
finishes with a total of 1,322,000 points.
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00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:52,016
Now, Spencer shay
has only one rat left to beat that score
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Good luck.
You'll need it.
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Look out.
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Will Spencer shay
hold up under this pressure? Will he be able to...
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stop watching
the video game channel, ya big bunch of losers.
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Get a job, kiss a girl,
do something. No offense.
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It's incredible.
Spencer shay is less than 400 points away
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You don't have to be pretty.
All I'm looking for is someone female
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come on, Spencer.
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It happened.
It happened right here in Seattle.
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Spencer shay has defeated
the great Sasha striker and he is now the number one...
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bye.
Okay, later.
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Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Get out.
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- Well.
You're the real deal. Nice game.
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- Wanna go for a ride?
- I would love to.
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00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:31,804
But this is all I can give you
right now.
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- Call me.
- We'll see.
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00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:41,972
Okay.
A rich doctor's gonna be here in nine hours
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Who wants to stay up all night
and help me build it?
250
00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:48,699
I'll give you each $20.
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- Whatever.
- Okay.
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So, what do you think?
253
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I like it.
254
00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:10,654
But it's my wife's opinion
that matters.
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Honey?
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Happy Birthday.
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00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:27,273
She likes it.
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00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:41,774
- Hey, did you get an e-vite
to Karen Franklin's party? - Yeah.
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00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:47,151
- I didn't.
- Well, maybe 'cause you always call her
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So?
I still like to party.
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00:19:52,008 --> 00:19:55,578
Oh, man, I got another one
of those chain letter e-mails from gibby.
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00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,314
Well, forward it
so you won't have all kinds of bad luck like Freddie.
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- Ah, Freddie didn't have
any bad luck. - What are you talking about?
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I did all that stuff.
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00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:10,948
- What?
Wait, his bike falling apart? - I loosened some bolts.
266
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:14,060
- His laptop smoking?
- Shorted out the battery.
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00:20:14,135 --> 00:20:18,035
- The pink shorts?
- One red sock in his washing machine.
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00:20:18,112 --> 00:20:25,082
- Okay, what about the spider
on his face? - That was just lucky.
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No way...
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00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:28,295
- what?
- Gary wolf.
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00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:30,139
- What about Gary wolf?
- He's texting me.
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00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:32,912
He wants me to meet him
at the crown Ridge mall.
273
00:20:32,986 --> 00:20:34,946
- But he's a senior.
- I know.
274
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,460
Why would the hottest senior
in our school ask you to meet him at the mall?
275
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:41,234
I mean, not that you're not cool
and appealing and everything, but why you?
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I don't know.
But bye.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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00:21:06,903 --> 00:21:10,143
- I gotta tell you something.
- You're gonna tell me that there was no bad luck?
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00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:13,419
That Sam did all that stuff
to me?
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00:21:13,494 --> 00:21:17,864
- How do you know?
- Well, I didn't know when it was my pink shorts
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00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:20,502
but I saw her loosening
the bolts on my bike.
282
00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:22,946
- But I thought
your bike fell apart while you were riding it?
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00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,980
I just pretended on that one.
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00:21:25,053 --> 00:21:28,493
- So you're not gonna try
to get her back? - You mean,
285
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:32,429
like send her
a fake text message that looks like it came
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00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:36,576
telling her to meet him
at the crown Ridge mall?
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00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:39,553
- I didn't know
you could be so bad.
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- Good night.
- Night.
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00:22:35,371 --> 00:22:42,481
- Carly, Carls, hey...
- Hmm?
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00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:47,503
- Did you play
pak-rat all night? - Mm-hmm.
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It's so fun.
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00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:54,916
Yeah, all right, kiddo.
Go on up to bed.
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Carry me.
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It's such a fun game.
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