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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,388 --> 00:00:06,198 - Ahhhhhhhh. - All right, keep it out. 2 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:08,675 Are you guys looking at it? Do you see this? Look at that. 3 00:00:08,749 --> 00:00:10,619 Okay, Freddie, pull back. 4 00:00:10,682 --> 00:00:16,922 And that answers our viewer's request which was, "will you please show me 5 00:00:17,002 --> 00:00:19,842 My tongue appreciates your interest. 6 00:00:19,907 --> 00:00:23,347 - Okay, till the next "iCarly"... - Play us out, Freddie. 7 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:27,993 Baby, will you take me back? 8 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,031 there I said it 9 00:00:29,103 --> 00:00:30,803 I said it, I said it 10 00:00:30,876 --> 00:00:34,976 baby, will you take me too? 11 00:00:35,053 --> 00:00:37,783 well, there I said it I said it, I said it 12 00:00:37,857 --> 00:00:41,097 and we're clear. 13 00:00:41,163 --> 00:00:41,863 Good show, you guys. 14 00:00:41,934 --> 00:00:44,374 - Thanks. - We know. 15 00:00:44,438 --> 00:00:47,708 - I'm all tired. - Me too. I need a bath. 16 00:00:47,784 --> 00:00:50,854 - Ewww, don't take a bath, take a shower. - What's wrong 17 00:00:50,929 --> 00:00:55,159 You sit there in your own wet dirt. 18 00:00:55,236 --> 00:00:57,576 - Gross. - Yeah. 19 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,210 - Awww, no, come on. - What's the matter? 20 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:03,025 Gibby forwarded me one of those annoying chain letter e-mails. 21 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:07,900 Oh yeah, the one about the ghost girl named consuela 22 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,178 - Yeah. - I got it this morning. 23 00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:11,741 - Me too. - Better forward it. 24 00:01:11,814 --> 00:01:14,553 Yeah, you gotta send it to 20 people or else you'll have bad luck. 25 00:01:14,559 --> 00:01:17,729 - Consuela's revenge. 26 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:20,134 I'm not forwarding the stupid e-mail. 27 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:24,078 You better. It said the last person who didn't forward it, 28 00:01:24,145 --> 00:01:26,915 Yeah, he was just running on his little wheel and then pffffft. 29 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:29,520 Yeah, pffffft. 30 00:01:29,594 --> 00:01:33,304 Okay, no hamster went pffffft. 31 00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:36,810 I don't believe in it, so I'm not doing it. Delete. 32 00:01:36,886 --> 00:01:42,116 Okay, but when you get butt warts, don't come cryin' to us. 33 00:01:42,195 --> 00:01:43,365 Don't worry. 34 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,807 - Oh, my God. A spider. - Where? There on your cheek. 35 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,713 And your bad luck begins. 36 00:01:49,788 --> 00:01:51,488 - Ha-ha. - I'm not kidding. 37 00:01:51,551 --> 00:01:53,921 - Dude, there really is a spider. - Right under your eye. 38 00:01:53,995 --> 00:01:55,095 - Yes. - Well, get it off. 39 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:58,497 - Okay, okay, uh... - Just grab it. 40 00:01:58,572 --> 00:02:02,772 - Ooh, I can't, I can't, I can't. - I'll get it. I'll get it. 41 00:02:02,849 --> 00:02:06,989 Just be careful. 42 00:03:22,563 --> 00:03:27,073 Carly, carly, wait till you see what I found. 43 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,150 I gotta go. Okay, love you too. 44 00:03:37,638 --> 00:03:39,938 - What is that? - A pak-rat machine. 45 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:43,342 - Pak-rat? - Yeah, it's a really old video game from, like, 46 00:03:43,418 --> 00:03:47,058 I've played versions of it online, but this is the original 47 00:03:47,134 --> 00:03:49,594 One of the most popular video games of all time. 48 00:03:49,668 --> 00:03:51,338 - Cool. You think it'll work? - I don't know. 49 00:03:51,411 --> 00:03:54,381 I gotta check out all the wiring and circuit boards and stuff. 50 00:03:54,446 --> 00:03:57,386 - But shouldn't you be working on your labradoodle sculpture? - I got time. 51 00:03:57,461 --> 00:04:00,431 That doctor's not coming to get it till Sunday. Hey, did you look him up online? 52 00:04:00,496 --> 00:04:04,266 Yeah, his brother owns seven art galleries in Seattle and Vancouver. 53 00:04:04,343 --> 00:04:06,173 - So make him happy. - No worries. 54 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:12,556 I'm gonna build him the best labradoodle in the history 55 00:04:12,637 --> 00:04:14,697 This thing must have been in that junk yard for years. 56 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:21,140 - How can you tell? - Well, I don't think this is supposed to be in there. 57 00:04:21,221 --> 00:04:23,491 - Hold it. - No. 58 00:04:26,941 --> 00:04:30,711 Too slow, buddy. Eat it, eat it, eat the cheese. 59 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:36,889 Carly, doorbell! 60 00:04:36,967 --> 00:04:37,797 You couldn't get the door? 61 00:04:39,031 --> 00:04:40,331 It's right there. 62 00:04:40,503 --> 00:04:45,013 Okay, I'll get the door. 63 00:04:45,081 --> 00:04:46,551 Hey, I thought you were Freddie. 64 00:04:46,623 --> 00:04:50,523 If anyone else said that to me, I'd punch 'em in the mouth. 65 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,330 Sorry. He just called and said he needs to borrow 66 00:04:53,405 --> 00:04:56,875 - Yeah, I don't care. - What are you doing here? 67 00:04:56,951 --> 00:05:00,281 Ah, my mom told me I couldn't leave the house till I clean up my room, 68 00:05:00,356 --> 00:05:06,596 so I locked my door, snuck out the window, and took a bus here. 69 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:08,747 You got any meat? 70 00:05:08,811 --> 00:05:12,351 - Just go home and clean up your room. - Will you come help me? 71 00:05:12,427 --> 00:05:14,827 - Uh. - Come on. 72 00:05:14,901 --> 00:05:16,801 Okay. 73 00:05:16,874 --> 00:05:19,174 Hey, Spencer, will you drive me and Sam over to her house? 74 00:05:19,238 --> 00:05:21,878 Sure, just lemme finish this game. 75 00:05:21,953 --> 00:05:24,183 Oh. Did you see that? 76 00:05:24,256 --> 00:05:26,656 Eat the cheese, eat the cheese. 77 00:05:26,731 --> 00:05:30,771 - What's he playing? - Pak-rat. Some video game 78 00:05:33,011 --> 00:05:34,811 - Fredward Benson. - Mom, would you... 79 00:05:34,884 --> 00:05:38,454 - Freddie, lets go. - Mom, calm down. 80 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:39,530 You got the tennis racket? 81 00:05:39,602 --> 00:05:47,372 - Yeah, one sec. - Uh, what up with your little pink shorts? 82 00:05:47,455 --> 00:05:52,655 They were white, but somehow a red sock got in our washing machine 83 00:05:52,734 --> 00:06:01,244 - Wow, that sounds like some pretty bad luck. - It's consuela's revenge. 84 00:06:01,318 --> 00:06:03,558 No, it was just a laundry mishap. 85 00:06:03,632 --> 00:06:06,232 - Okay. - Whatever you say. 86 00:06:06,307 --> 00:06:08,737 Yeah. 87 00:06:08,811 --> 00:06:14,281 Another 10,000 points, another extra rat. I am supreme. 88 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,530 - Is that an old pak-rat machine? - Yeah, he found it 89 00:06:17,596 --> 00:06:22,636 - Freddie, let's go. - I'm coming. Bye. 90 00:06:22,714 --> 00:06:27,044 - Later. - See ya, pink pants. 91 00:06:27,122 --> 00:06:30,962 - Carly, would you gimme a bite of my sandwich? - You are kidding me. 92 00:06:31,038 --> 00:06:33,638 Come on, I'm starving. 93 00:06:40,564 --> 00:06:44,994 - Thank you. - You gonna drive us or not? 94 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:50,312 - Spencer, Spencer, are you gonna drive us to Sam's or not? 95 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:52,520 Ahhh, that was close. 96 00:06:52,594 --> 00:06:55,294 A little bang-bang to the chitty chitty. 97 00:06:55,369 --> 00:06:56,399 I am good. 98 00:06:56,471 --> 00:06:59,641 I'll call a cab. 99 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,253 Hey. 100 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,295 - What's up? - You gotta see this video some kid sent in to "iCarly." 101 00:07:08,371 --> 00:07:09,831 - Ooh, is it good? - Good? 102 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:12,643 The guy can pull his lower lip down over his chin. 103 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:15,618 - Ewww, gross. Show me. - 'Kay. 104 00:07:15,683 --> 00:07:20,763 Gonna go full frame on this. You are gonna die when you see how this guy... 105 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:24,401 - smoke. - Whoa. 106 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:29,047 - Why's it smoking? - I don't know. Maybe it's got a... 107 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:31,095 - it's consuela's revenge. - Aah. 108 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,859 Sam and I told you you'd have bad luck if you didn't forward 109 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:36,503 - This has nothing to do with consuela. - Yes, it does. 110 00:07:36,578 --> 00:07:42,518 I'm not leaving this room until you... I'm going downstairs. 111 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:43,728 Carly... 112 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,350 listen, computers have technical problems all the time. 113 00:08:04,414 --> 00:08:06,714 - Yeah, but they don't explode. - It didn't explode... 114 00:08:06,788 --> 00:08:09,558 you've been cursed by consuela 'cause you're too stubborn 115 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:13,863 - It's not that I'm stubborn... - Just forward the e-mail. 116 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:19,110 Hold me tighter. 117 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:20,889 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 118 00:08:20,962 --> 00:08:24,302 - What's that stuff? - Parts for my labradoodle sculpture. 119 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:25,368 Finally. 120 00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:27,909 Wait, doesn't that rich guy want the sculpture by Sunday? 121 00:08:27,984 --> 00:08:30,214 - Yeah. - And you haven't even started it yet? 122 00:08:30,288 --> 00:08:33,458 - I've been busy playing pak-rat. - Busy. 123 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,233 - Hey what's this? - Bag of dog hair. 124 00:08:35,296 --> 00:08:37,136 Oh... 125 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:40,369 - where'd you get a bag of dog hair? - I stopped 126 00:08:40,445 --> 00:08:42,345 - Shampoodles? - Uh-huh. 127 00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:45,158 - Hey, is this your high score? - Yup. 128 00:08:45,223 --> 00:08:48,563 - 867,000. - Uh-huh. 129 00:08:48,638 --> 00:08:50,798 How long did it take you to score that high? 130 00:08:50,872 --> 00:08:54,512 Well, I started playing last night at around 11:00 and finished at maybe 6:00 A.M.? 131 00:08:54,588 --> 00:08:57,588 - You played pak-rat for seven hours straight? - Yeah, why? 132 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,523 What happened when you had to pee? 133 00:08:59,597 --> 00:09:05,637 - Oh, see, I took this plastic bottle and taped it to my ankle, 134 00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:08,247 Hey. Hey, look at this. 135 00:09:08,321 --> 00:09:13,361 The highest score on record for a single game of pak-rat was achieved by a girl 136 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,570 - Yeah, I've heard of Sasha striker. - Yeah. 137 00:09:15,643 --> 00:09:19,513 It says when she was only 16, she became the number one pak-rat player in the world. 138 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,720 Then she disappeared and no one's seen her since. 139 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,424 - Really? - Weird. 140 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:28,437 Whoa. She scored 1,034,000 points in one game. 141 00:09:28,505 --> 00:09:32,445 Not bad for a lady rat. 142 00:09:32,522 --> 00:09:35,052 - I bet you could beat her score. - Don't encourage him. 143 00:09:35,126 --> 00:09:38,366 - I gotta beat that score. - After you finish the labradoodle sculpture. 144 00:09:38,432 --> 00:09:41,372 - Just a quick game. - That doctor guy's coming to pick it up tomorrow. 145 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:53,617 - It'll be ready. One game. - At least start on the sculpture first? 146 00:09:53,707 --> 00:09:57,877 Tail's done. 147 00:09:58,956 --> 00:10:00,556 Yes. 148 00:10:07,951 --> 00:10:14,491 - Spencer. Wake up. - What happened? 149 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:20,902 - Did you play pak-rat all night? - I don't know. Why? 150 00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:24,653 Why is there a bagel in your pants? 151 00:10:24,729 --> 00:10:34,469 - I got hungry and then I... - Come with me. 152 00:10:34,555 --> 00:10:37,215 What about the labradoodle sculpture for that important doctor guy? 153 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:42,730 - He's not picking it up till Sunday. - Today is Sunday. 154 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,239 - It is? - Yes. You have a problem. You're addicted to pak-rat. 155 00:10:46,315 --> 00:10:48,755 I am not. 156 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:52,129 - Admit it. - No, I am not addicted to pak-rat. 157 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:59,705 - Would ya stop... I'm addicted to pak-rat. - I know. 158 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:06,692 - I can't believe this. You promised me my labradoodle sculpture 159 00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:08,569 - I know. - He's really sorry. 160 00:11:08,642 --> 00:11:12,882 - Do you know how much influence I have in the Seattle art community? 161 00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:18,160 And what is that on your face? 162 00:11:18,238 --> 00:11:21,668 It's smoked salmon. 163 00:11:21,744 --> 00:11:24,614 What is wrong with you? 164 00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:30,019 - Look, I... I got a little obsessed with pak-rat. 165 00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:31,568 - Yeah, ya wanna play? - No. 166 00:11:31,641 --> 00:11:37,571 - Spencer. - I'm sorry. Listen. Is today your wife's 167 00:11:37,651 --> 00:11:41,251 - No, it's next Saturday, why? - If you'll just give me till then... 168 00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:51,067 - oh. -... I promise, I swear, I will make you the best 169 00:11:51,154 --> 00:12:02,064 - He'll get it done. - I will see you 9:00, Saturday morning. 170 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:05,392 - Wow, that was almost really bad. - Yeah. 171 00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:07,927 Well... 172 00:12:15,054 --> 00:12:19,354 I can't believe you're still playing that. 173 00:12:19,431 --> 00:12:22,931 And now my finger smells like smoked salmon. 174 00:12:31,902 --> 00:12:35,732 - Gary wolf is so gorgeous. - Why does he have to be a senior? 175 00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:39,808 A hot, hot senior. 176 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,385 - Hi. - What happened to you? 177 00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:47,229 I was riding my bike down corbin boulevard on my way to school 178 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,677 - On corbin? - Uh-huh. 179 00:12:49,742 --> 00:12:52,342 A bus ran over my lunch. 180 00:12:59,969 --> 00:13:03,539 Well, "flat" doesn't mean "inedible." 181 00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:08,525 - I'm telling you, it's consuela's revenge. - There's no such thing 182 00:13:08,593 --> 00:13:10,163 Yeah, keep thinkin' that. 183 00:13:10,236 --> 00:13:12,206 You guys, what am I gonna do about Spencer? 184 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:16,509 He's gonna ruin his whole life if I don't get him to quit playing 185 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,416 - And it's your fault. - How's it my fault? 186 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:21,120 - You had to go look up Sasha striker. - Who's Sasha striker? 187 00:13:21,194 --> 00:13:25,404 - The best pak-rat player of all time. - Come on, Spencer'll get sick 188 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,381 No way. This isn't about him loving pak-rat. 189 00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:31,016 It's this, this crazy competitive thing with him. 190 00:13:31,091 --> 00:13:34,061 So let's go find this Sasha striker chick. Maybe Spencer can beat her. 191 00:13:34,136 --> 00:13:36,496 - Can't. - She like dropped off the face of the earth years ago. 192 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:39,410 Well, come on, there's gotta be some way we can find the woman. 193 00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:44,151 So, come on, "iCarly" fans... 194 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,193 there are hundreds of thousands of you guys all over the country. 195 00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:49,266 - All over the world. - One of you has to know where Sasha striker is. 196 00:13:49,341 --> 00:13:53,171 - And if you help us locate her... - Or get her to contact us 197 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:59,458 -... you'll win these fabulous prizes. - This $25 gift certificate 198 00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:03,268 This survival knife that used to belong to my grandmother. 199 00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:06,915 And an autographed photo of a man who got pregnant. 200 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:11,991 - So, come on, "iCarly fans." Help us find Sasha striker. - If you like 201 00:14:12,069 --> 00:14:18,609 - and survival knives... - And pregnant dudes. 202 00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:24,658 - She's here. - She's comin' up the elevator. 203 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:28,500 Sweet. 204 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:33,177 Hey, hey, uncool, uncool. 205 00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:36,195 - Just stop playing for a minute. - No. 206 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:48,140 I did what you asked me to do. I shaved, I took a shower, I mailed that movie 207 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,900 who's the girl in the sexy purple tank-top? 208 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,804 - Her name is Sasha. - Sasha striker. 209 00:14:56,283 --> 00:15:01,123 - The number one pak-rat player in the world. - How did you guys find her? 210 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:07,201 - Through the power of "iCarly." - Now just play Sasha 211 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,412 Yeah. 212 00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:11,014 I hear you're really good. 213 00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:12,358 So why don't you beat me? 214 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:16,800 - Oh, you don't think I can, do you? - I know you can't. 215 00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:20,978 You know, I feel scared and attracted to you at the same time. 216 00:15:21,055 --> 00:15:25,015 Are you guys gonna make out or play some pak-rat? 217 00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:28,234 Who's here? 218 00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:33,107 - Hey, hey. Who are you guys? - I'm Barry schatz 219 00:15:33,185 --> 00:15:36,215 - Why are you here? - 'Cause we heard Sasha striker was gonna be here... 220 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:39,560 -... to defend her pak-rat title. - This is big. 221 00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:42,436 This is Barry schatz from the video game channel, live in Seattle, 222 00:15:42,511 --> 00:15:50,111 where Sasha striker, the number one pak-rat player in the world, 223 00:15:50,193 --> 00:15:51,763 - uh, Spencer shay. 224 00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:56,866 If there's any girl out there who wants to go out with me, any girl at all... 225 00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:59,045 - well, I guess we're gonna do this. - I guess we are. 226 00:15:59,118 --> 00:16:05,218 - It could take a long time. - I got time. 227 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:08,299 Do you have a boyfriend? 228 00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:25,647 - How long have they been playing? - Six hours. 229 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,723 Kill me. 230 00:16:39,356 --> 00:16:45,196 - And Sasha striker finishes with a total of 1,322,000 points. 231 00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:52,016 Now, Spencer shay has only one rat left to beat that score 232 00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:57,367 Good luck. You'll need it. 233 00:16:57,436 --> 00:17:00,106 Look out. 234 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,750 Will Spencer shay hold up under this pressure? Will he be able to... 235 00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:06,125 stop watching the video game channel, ya big bunch of losers. 236 00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:11,201 Get a job, kiss a girl, do something. No offense. 237 00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:28,207 It's incredible. Spencer shay is less than 400 points away 238 00:17:28,287 --> 00:17:33,857 You don't have to be pretty. All I'm looking for is someone female 239 00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:36,537 come on, Spencer. 240 00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:49,738 It happened. It happened right here in Seattle. 241 00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:55,453 Spencer shay has defeated the great Sasha striker and he is now the number one... 242 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,133 bye. Okay, later. 243 00:18:06,722 --> 00:18:13,032 Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Get out. 244 00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:16,982 - Well. You're the real deal. Nice game. 245 00:18:17,049 --> 00:18:20,059 - Wanna go for a ride? - I would love to. 246 00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:31,804 But this is all I can give you right now. 247 00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:36,834 - Call me. - We'll see. 248 00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:41,972 Okay. A rich doctor's gonna be here in nine hours 249 00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:46,861 Who wants to stay up all night and help me build it? 250 00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:48,699 I'll give you each $20. 251 00:18:48,772 --> 00:18:50,802 - Whatever. - Okay. 252 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:05,243 So, what do you think? 253 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,920 I like it. 254 00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:10,654 But it's my wife's opinion that matters. 255 00:19:10,729 --> 00:19:13,969 Honey? 256 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:16,674 Happy Birthday. 257 00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:27,273 She likes it. 258 00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:41,774 - Hey, did you get an e-vite to Karen Franklin's party? - Yeah. 259 00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:47,151 - I didn't. - Well, maybe 'cause you always call her 260 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:51,930 So? I still like to party. 261 00:19:52,008 --> 00:19:55,578 Oh, man, I got another one of those chain letter e-mails from gibby. 262 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,314 Well, forward it so you won't have all kinds of bad luck like Freddie. 263 00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:01,789 - Ah, Freddie didn't have any bad luck. - What are you talking about? 264 00:20:01,864 --> 00:20:04,234 I did all that stuff. 265 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:10,948 - What? Wait, his bike falling apart? - I loosened some bolts. 266 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:14,060 - His laptop smoking? - Shorted out the battery. 267 00:20:14,135 --> 00:20:18,035 - The pink shorts? - One red sock in his washing machine. 268 00:20:18,112 --> 00:20:25,082 - Okay, what about the spider on his face? - That was just lucky. 269 00:20:25,163 --> 00:20:26,333 No way... 270 00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:28,295 - what? - Gary wolf. 271 00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:30,139 - What about Gary wolf? - He's texting me. 272 00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:32,912 He wants me to meet him at the crown Ridge mall. 273 00:20:32,986 --> 00:20:34,946 - But he's a senior. - I know. 274 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,460 Why would the hottest senior in our school ask you to meet him at the mall? 275 00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:41,234 I mean, not that you're not cool and appealing and everything, but why you? 276 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,910 I don't know. But bye. 277 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:06,839 - Hey. - Hi. 278 00:21:06,903 --> 00:21:10,143 - I gotta tell you something. - You're gonna tell me that there was no bad luck? 279 00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:13,419 That Sam did all that stuff to me? 280 00:21:13,494 --> 00:21:17,864 - How do you know? - Well, I didn't know when it was my pink shorts 281 00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:20,502 but I saw her loosening the bolts on my bike. 282 00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:22,946 - But I thought your bike fell apart while you were riding it? 283 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,980 I just pretended on that one. 284 00:21:25,053 --> 00:21:28,493 - So you're not gonna try to get her back? - You mean, 285 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:32,429 like send her a fake text message that looks like it came 286 00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:36,576 telling her to meet him at the crown Ridge mall? 287 00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:39,553 - I didn't know you could be so bad. 288 00:21:39,628 --> 00:21:44,668 - Good night. - Night. 289 00:22:35,371 --> 00:22:42,481 - Carly, Carls, hey... - Hmm? 290 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:47,503 - Did you play pak-rat all night? - Mm-hmm. 291 00:22:47,572 --> 00:22:50,312 It's so fun. 292 00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:54,916 Yeah, all right, kiddo. Go on up to bed. 293 00:22:54,994 --> 00:22:56,994 Carry me. 294 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,685 It's such a fun game. 295 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:05,686 Sync by hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.Com 296 00:23:05,736 --> 00:23:10,286 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24611

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