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How did you drop your
textbook in the water?
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Ah, my bathtub study tray broke.
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You have a bathtub study tray?
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Yeah.
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Oh my God.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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'Yo.
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Why do you have a bowling bowl?
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Don't ask why.
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Just pretend you don't see it and
that way, we won't be a part
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of the tragedy that's about to happen.
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Hey, all set.
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Okay, people, unless you're
a bowling pin, move.
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[Cheering]
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Ha, no way you can knock
both of them down.
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Don't doubt my ball skills.
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What's wrong with Ms. Ackerman?
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What'd you do to her, Sam?
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I know why miss Ackerman is upset.
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Why?
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What happened?
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Her boyfriend dumped her last night.
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No way.
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What?
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Yup.
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You didn't hear it from me.
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[Bell ringing]
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I got to get to class.
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Sure.
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Right after I knock down
these last two pins.
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With one throw?
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Not possible.
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We'll see.
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Ow.
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I'll call the school nurse.
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[Music]
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♪ I know you'll see, somehow
the world will change for me
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and be so wonderful, live life,
breathe air, I know somehow
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we're gonna get there and feel
so wonderful, it's all for real,
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I'm telling you just how I feel, so
wake up the members of my nation,
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it's your time to be, there's no chance
unless you take one and the time
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to see the brighter side of every
situation, some things are meant to be,
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so give me your best and leave the
rest to me, leave it all to me,
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leave it all to me, just
leave it all to me *
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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This is super weird.
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She's been like that for 20 minutes.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Miss Ackerman, are you okay?
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Yes.
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Sit down.
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Okay.
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Now, I want you all to write a 10-page
essay on the Louisiana purchase.
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Um, we haven't even gotten
to that chapter yet.
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Too bad.
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Sometimes, things happen
you're not prepared for.
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But how are we suppose to
write an essay on something
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you haven't taught us about yet?
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I don't need your sass, carly shay.
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Sass?
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Look, it's not fair to make us write
10 pages-- let's make it 15 pages,
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yeah, that's right.
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Ow.
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I'm gonna go get some aspirin.
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Start reading chapter whatever.
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I'm not sassy.
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Her boyfriend must
have dumped her hard.
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No kidding.
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The lady is losing it.
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Sometimes I'm bold,
but I'm never sassy.
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Freddie, why aren't you
reading chapter whatever?
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Oh, um, 'cause I dropped my
textbook in the bathtub last night.
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Of course.
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You men are all the same.
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You lose interest in your textbook
and then you just dump it
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in your filthy bath water.
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Ms. Ackerman, you don't need
to yell at Freddie in front
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of the whole class.
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Oh, look, more back talk
from the sass master.
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I am not the sass master.
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And it's wrong for you to be mean to
Freddie just 'cause your boyfriend
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broke up with you.
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Wow, Carls.
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Maybe you are the sass master.
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You go straight to the
principal's office.
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What?
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You heard me.
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But-- go.
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Why do I-- now.
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Miss-- get out.
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Oh.
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[Music]
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F, f, f.
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Excuse me, Ms. Ackerman.
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What?
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I'm Spencer shay,
carly's older brother.
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What do you have there?
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Frozen yogurt.
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There's no eating in my classroom.
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Sit down.
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Yes, ma'am.
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So, principal Franklin said
you wanted to speak to me
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about carly's behavior.
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That's right.
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She sassed me in front
of my entire class.
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Right.
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We talked about it and
she regrets her sass.
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But she felt she needed
to defend Freddie.
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She felt like it wasn't fair for--
did I--did I say something?
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Hey, come on.
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Don't cry.
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Blue skies.
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No.
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No.
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Why are you crying?
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Well, this is how I use to get carly
to stop crying when she was little.
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Oh.
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And if that didn't work, little
carly can expect a surprise visit
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from the tickle monster.
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Oh.
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Now, now.
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I cannot take-- I can't take this.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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I'm sorry.
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Just that I recently broke up with
my boyfriend and it's been rough.
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Oh, don't beat yourself up.
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We've all been through
some bad breakups.
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Yeah.
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So, do you have a girlfriend now
or-- nope, I got a goldfish,
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but we're just friends.
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So, do you wanna go get
some coffee or something?
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Sure.
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I make great coffee.
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I also have cookies, the soft kind.
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Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Wanna come over?
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That sounds nice.
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Well then, through the
door, teacher lady.
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It's okay, little guy.
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[Music]
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Oh.
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You want me to stop?
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No, it hurts too good.
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Miss Ackerman?
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Oh, hi, carly.
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Hi.
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Uh, not that I'm not happy to
see you, but why are you here
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standing on my brother?
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'Cause she has magic feet.
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Oh.
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I spent six months in Thailand learning
the art of back-walking massage.
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Oh, those thailamanians
taught you good.
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So, coffee, snacks, back-walking.
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What's going on here?
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Well, after our guardian-teacher
conference at your school,
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we decided to come back here
for coffee and cookies.
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Soft cookies.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm just gonna go
upstairs and try to make myself
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comfortable with all this.
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No, why don't you hang down
here with us for a while?
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You can watch me give
Spencer a haircut.
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Try it and I'll call
the scissor police.
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Oh, give me that hair.
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No.
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Give me-- come here,
Spencer-- I love my hair.
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I love it.
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Come on.
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It's all luxurious.
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A little bit.
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No.
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I know you've been very pretty.
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No.
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Okay, everyone.
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I know you were all expecting a test
today, but instead I've decided
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to give you all a-pluses
and caramel apples.
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Oh, yeah.
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Pass those around while
I make a phone call.
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Okay.
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Spencer dating miss
Ackerman is the best thing
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that's happened at this
school since that lunch lady
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fell in that giant gravy pot.
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Hi, Spencer.
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No, I was just missing you.
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Yeah.
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Did you get my text message?
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Did you think it was cute?
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No, you are.
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Oh my, stop it, I can't take it.
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It's just a little weird
seeing a teacher in my house.
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Weird, how?
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Weird like when she comes
over for dinner, I feel like
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I have to raise my hand
to say, "pass the peas."
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Eww, peas?
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Not the point.
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Yeah, the point is this
could not get better.
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Hey, kids.
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Instead of class tomorrow, how
would you all like to come
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ice skating with Spencer and me?
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Yeah.
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Just got better.
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[Music]
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[Oven bell ringing]
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Ah.
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[Doorbell chiming]
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Carly, could you get the door?
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I'm not dressed yet.
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Okay.
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Oh, miss Ackerman, you
look sort of like hot.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Come on in.
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Spencer is just finishing
getting dressed.
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Oh, hey.
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I--I just got the new
cable for the--whoa.
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I also said "whoa."
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Hi, Freddie.
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What are you doing here?
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I was just, uh, coming over to
help--work on a Web show with carly.
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Whoa.
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Okay, why don't we go upstairs
before you start drooling?
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Have fun, you guys.
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Go.
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Wow, you look fantastic.
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Thanks.
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I got you a present.
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What for?
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Our one week anniversary.
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Ah, how great are you?
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Very.
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Open it.
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No, a pearpod?
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Uh-huh, and it's loaded up with
500 of the best songs ever.
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Five hundred songs, that
must've cost you a fortune.
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No.
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00:11:06,563 --> 00:11:08,830
No, pearpod wasn't cheap, but
I just downloaded the songs
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from one of those
music-sharing websites.
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00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,301
Oh, I think you've got something
boiling over in your stove.
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Ah.
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Whew, you saved my soup's
life, which means you deserve
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some passion fruit punch.
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Hmm, sweet.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uhm.
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Uh-huh.
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So, where were you today
between 3:15 and 3:40?
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What do you mean?
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I called you one, two, three, four,
five, six times between 3:15 and 3:40
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and you didn't pick up.
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You write down every time you call me?
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Well, we're dating.
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I'd like to know where you are.
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Every minute of every day?
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Yes.
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Really?
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Really.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna go carve Mr.
chicken now.
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All right.
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So, where do you think you were?
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Just take a guess.
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I--I don't know.
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I think, uh, maybe I was-- liar.
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Love me.
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Ah.
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[Music]
271
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,250
Okay, how about this?
272
00:12:41,284 --> 00:12:43,886
What if you guys do an "iCarly"
segment where you compare vegetables?
273
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,487
What?
274
00:12:45,522 --> 00:12:49,792
You talk about squash and
carly talks about asparagus?
275
00:12:49,826 --> 00:12:52,427
What?
276
00:12:52,462 --> 00:12:56,532
You see, this is why carly and me
are the creative ones, and you're
277
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,332
the technical producer who
really shouldn't talk
278
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,501
so much in these meetings.
279
00:13:00,536 --> 00:13:01,169
Carly.
280
00:13:01,203 --> 00:13:03,437
Carly.
281
00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:05,173
Let's take a break.
282
00:13:05,207 --> 00:13:06,975
Yeah.
283
00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:08,509
Let's talk about how awesome
it is that Ackerman
284
00:13:08,544 --> 00:13:09,844
never gives us homework anymore.
285
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,512
Yeah, we really owe Spencer.
286
00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:12,346
Big time.
287
00:13:12,381 --> 00:13:14,948
Can you believe how mean Ackerman got
after her last boyfriend dumped her?
288
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,616
Oh, she was gonna ruin our lives.
289
00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:17,284
No doubt.
290
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:21,055
We're just lucky that-- hey.
291
00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:21,655
Hey.
292
00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:22,856
Where's miss Ackerman?
293
00:13:22,891 --> 00:13:23,290
Oh, she left.
294
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,694
I dumped her.
295
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:33,055
Hey, Freddie.
296
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:33,823
[Makes sound]
297
00:13:33,858 --> 00:13:37,260
I can't talk.
298
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,329
I'm trying to prepare for miss
Ackerman's pop quiz on chapter seven.
299
00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,931
We're having a pop quiz?
300
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:42,699
Probably.
301
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:45,334
You saw how she treated us
last time she got dumped.
302
00:13:45,369 --> 00:13:47,703
Oh man, he is right.
303
00:13:47,737 --> 00:13:48,771
Give me that thing.
304
00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:52,040
I gotta start writing
stuff down on my arms.
305
00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:54,610
How much information can
you write on two arms?
306
00:13:54,644 --> 00:13:55,010
Yeah.
307
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,412
I'm gonna need more space.
308
00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:58,614
I'll be in the bathroom.
309
00:13:58,648 --> 00:13:59,548
Wait, the book.
310
00:13:59,582 --> 00:14:00,248
Get your own book.
311
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:03,217
That is my own--ah.
312
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:04,719
Ooh, miss Ackerman's coming.
313
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:05,152
Be cool.
314
00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:09,690
Maybe she won't notice us.
315
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,558
Good morning, carly.
316
00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:11,426
Good morning, Freddie.
317
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,694
How are two of my
favorite students today?
318
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:14,562
Uh, fine.
319
00:14:14,596 --> 00:14:16,964
Good.
320
00:14:16,998 --> 00:14:18,998
Uh, you sure are in a good mood.
321
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,834
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
322
00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:23,537
Well, we sort of heard that you
and Spencer broke up last night.
323
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,004
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
324
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:26,406
We just had a little spat.
325
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:32,145
No, Spencer and I are
still very much together.
326
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:33,647
Oh.
327
00:14:33,681 --> 00:14:35,448
So, no pop quiz today?
328
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:40,486
Of course not, you silly goose people.
329
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,487
Here, take your book.
330
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:42,287
I'm all set.
331
00:14:42,322 --> 00:14:43,088
You don't need to be.
332
00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:44,356
We just saw miss Ackerman.
333
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:45,324
No pop quiz.
334
00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:48,894
So I did this for nothing?
335
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:55,567
[Music]
336
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:56,668
Hi, we need to talk.
337
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:57,535
Sure, in a minute.
338
00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,704
I gotta finish pumping the guns.
339
00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:00,905
Pump your guns later.
340
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:02,239
Miss Ackerman's on her way over here.
341
00:15:02,274 --> 00:15:03,475
She thinks you two are still dating.
342
00:15:03,509 --> 00:15:06,243
Oh.
343
00:15:06,278 --> 00:15:08,612
Oh.
344
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,880
What is wrong with that woman?
345
00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:12,248
She's loony, loony in the head.
346
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,217
Man, why didn't you call and tell me?
347
00:15:14,251 --> 00:15:16,319
I could've been in Canada by now.
348
00:15:16,354 --> 00:15:17,955
Well, I don't think Canada's
gonna-- [doorbell chiming]
349
00:15:17,989 --> 00:15:18,489
[Screaming]
350
00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:23,960
It's her.
351
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:26,261
Why couldn't I've
been born with wings?
352
00:15:26,296 --> 00:15:27,363
You're not a cockatoo.
353
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:28,564
Be a man.
354
00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:30,232
All right.
355
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,534
I'm gonna set that lady straight.
356
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:32,034
No.
357
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:32,568
Right.
358
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:33,002
What?
359
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:33,469
Spencer.
360
00:15:33,504 --> 00:15:33,803
We have to?
361
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:34,236
Don't upset her?
362
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,538
But I don't wanna go out with her.
363
00:15:35,572 --> 00:15:36,038
I know.
364
00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:39,107
Tell her that, but say it nicely and
sweetly so she doesn't ruin our lives
365
00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:39,641
in school.
366
00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:41,409
Okay, nicely.
367
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:41,776
And sweetly.
368
00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:46,314
I'll be upstairs.
369
00:15:46,348 --> 00:15:46,781
Boo.
370
00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:50,084
[Screaming]
371
00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:50,418
Hi, Lauren.
372
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:51,386
What a surprise.
373
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,254
So where should we go
for dinner tonight?
374
00:15:53,288 --> 00:15:54,989
Do you like Italian food?
375
00:15:55,023 --> 00:16:00,494
Yeah, uh, but Lauren-- I know we had
a little argument, but it's okay.
376
00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:07,134
I'm not mad at you anymore, and
I brought you a panda pig.
377
00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:08,002
A panda pig?
378
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:08,669
Yeah.
379
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,738
You said your two favorite animals
were a panda bear and a pig.
380
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:14,173
So I cut off the head of a pig
and I sewed it onto the body
381
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,341
of a panda bear.
382
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,543
For you.
383
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:20,378
Uhh, that's not weird.
384
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,515
Lauren, I don't wanna go
out with you anymore.
385
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,618
Spencer, I think you're
just overreacting.
386
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,385
No.
387
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,055
I think you're under-reacting.
388
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,324
Seriously, I don't wanna date you.
389
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:37,628
If you're trying to tell
me something, just say it.
390
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:45,870
I don't want to date you.
391
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,672
Fine.
392
00:16:47,706 --> 00:17:01,918
And I'm just gonna do this.
393
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,753
That was a loud slam.
394
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,055
Did you break up with her?
395
00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,189
Yup.
396
00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:08,991
She didn't handle it well.
397
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:10,525
Were you gentle and sweet?
398
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:15,097
Yes, but she wasn't.
399
00:17:15,131 --> 00:17:19,001
[Music]
400
00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:20,202
Okay, class.
401
00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:28,610
This pop quiz is going to count for
90 percent of your final grade.
402
00:17:28,644 --> 00:17:31,079
Uh, miss Ackerman, you
forgot to give me a quiz.
403
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:35,883
That's right, because I
already graded yours.
404
00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:38,152
You give me an f on a
quiz I never took?
405
00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:39,152
That's right.
406
00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:42,956
F, f, f, f-iny, f, f.
407
00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:44,424
Okay, that is jenk.
408
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:49,262
Life is jenk because sometimes,
certain little girls' brothers
409
00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:52,099
dump you for no good reason.
410
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,234
Miss Ackerman, I didn't mean to--
there's no talking during the quiz.
411
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:55,901
But it's not my fault.
412
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,402
That tears it.
413
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:58,771
You give me 100 jumping jacks.
414
00:17:58,805 --> 00:17:59,872
Huh?
415
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,406
That's so not fair.
416
00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:02,875
You too, flapjack.
417
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:08,180
One hundred jumping jacks
with her in the corner.
418
00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:11,116
Man, you're off your nut.
419
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:12,884
Is that so?
420
00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,152
Well, then, I'm gonna-- yeah, yeah.
421
00:18:14,186 --> 00:18:14,452
I know.
422
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,320
Now, I gotta go do jumping jacks.
423
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:17,288
No.
424
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:26,597
You are gonna wash my car.
425
00:18:26,632 --> 00:18:27,131
Faster.
426
00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:28,465
I want those faster.
427
00:18:28,499 --> 00:18:29,599
Faster.
428
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:31,568
I wanna see you sweating.
429
00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:36,674
[Music]
430
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:37,908
What are we gonna do?
431
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,844
We're gonna tell Spencer to call miss
Ackerman and start dating her again.
432
00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:43,279
No, I'm not gonna make my
brother's life miserable
433
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:45,148
just to make ours easier.
434
00:18:45,182 --> 00:18:46,115
Come on.
435
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:49,085
Havin' a miserable life
is not all that bad.
436
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:53,022
Sometimes my mother laughs.
437
00:18:53,057 --> 00:18:54,691
Why can't Spencer just date her?
438
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:59,761
'Cause the woman's a big
bottle of crazy sauce.
439
00:18:59,796 --> 00:19:01,462
But-- but what?
440
00:19:01,497 --> 00:19:03,264
--I think I might know
a way to fix this.
441
00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:03,665
Good.
442
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,232
How?
443
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,000
"Icarly."
444
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:05,834
Our Web show?
445
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,704
No, our potato farm.
446
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:11,807
[Music]
447
00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:12,473
Okay.
448
00:19:12,508 --> 00:19:14,542
Now to close the show--
--we're gonna do something
449
00:19:14,577 --> 00:19:16,043
a little different on "iCarly."
450
00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:16,510
Please say "hello"
451
00:19:16,544 --> 00:19:20,347
to someone you've met here
before, my big brother Spencer.
452
00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:22,549
[Cheering]
453
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:24,284
Thanks for coming, Spence.
454
00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:25,086
Do you know why you're here?
455
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,254
No, because you wouldn't
tell me why I'm here.
456
00:19:27,288 --> 00:19:28,956
That's 'cause we have a
little surprise for you.
457
00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:29,523
Ooh.
458
00:19:29,557 --> 00:19:31,457
Come on out here, miss Ackerman.
459
00:19:31,491 --> 00:19:32,625
[Cheering]
460
00:19:32,659 --> 00:19:34,360
Yeah.
461
00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:35,628
What is going on?
462
00:19:35,662 --> 00:19:38,064
Just go with it.
463
00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:46,305
Oh.
464
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,707
All right.
465
00:19:48,742 --> 00:19:51,977
This is our history teacher who very
kindly agreed to appear on our show.
466
00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:54,179
Hello.
467
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,048
Spencer and miss Ackerman
have been dating.
468
00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:58,016
But they've been having
some relationship problems.
469
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,184
So we're gonna talk to them.
470
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:02,254
And then you guys could vote
online right here at iCarly.Com--
471
00:20:02,255 --> 00:20:06,357
--to tell us whether it's time for
them to-- I'm not comfortable
472
00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:07,091
with this.
473
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,726
Shh.
474
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:10,594
So Spencer, why do you feel
that you and miss Ackerman
475
00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:12,396
are having problems?
476
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:16,300
Well, she seemed nice at first, but
then I realized she's totally insane--
477
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:18,369
not my type.
478
00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:21,271
And miss Ackerman, where do
you feel things went wrong?
479
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,505
I don't know.
480
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:24,741
I tried to be a good girlfriend.
481
00:20:24,776 --> 00:20:25,942
I bought him presents.
482
00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:27,377
What kind of presents?
483
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:30,147
Well, a customized stuffed animal.
484
00:20:30,181 --> 00:20:33,316
Oh, and a brand new pearpod
with 500 songs on it.
485
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,117
Wow, a lot of songs.
486
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,786
You buy 'em all on peartunes?
487
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,522
No, I just downloaded them from one
of those music-sharing websites,
488
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:43,893
but it's not about how much a person
spends, it's the thought that counts.
489
00:20:43,927 --> 00:20:45,661
You make a good point.
490
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:46,996
Okay, "iCarly" viewers.
491
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:47,897
It's time to vote.
492
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:50,032
But I can't-- right
here at iCarly.Com.
493
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:53,434
Just look under the pics of Spencer and
miss Ackerman-- and vote make up--
494
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:54,202
--or break up.
495
00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,569
Can I say one more thing
before they vote?
496
00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:55,904
No.
497
00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:56,637
Sit down.
498
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:06,914
[Music]
499
00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,015
Is that it?
500
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:08,615
That's it.
501
00:21:08,649 --> 00:21:10,483
Well, what's the vote?
502
00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:14,788
The "iCarly" viewers said that you
and Spencer should-- break up.
503
00:21:14,823 --> 00:21:15,455
[Cheering]
504
00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,557
I'm deeply sorry.
505
00:21:17,591 --> 00:21:19,559
Yeah, right.
506
00:21:19,593 --> 00:21:21,328
Listen, we know you feel bad.
507
00:21:21,362 --> 00:21:24,297
Want a bite of my burrito?
508
00:21:24,331 --> 00:21:25,932
No.
509
00:21:25,966 --> 00:21:31,503
And if the vote says that we shouldn't
be together, then I hate you
510
00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:40,611
and the Internet.
511
00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:44,182
Ow.
512
00:21:44,217 --> 00:21:46,218
Okay, what was the point of all this?
513
00:21:46,252 --> 00:21:49,054
Now, she's just gonna be mean and
vicious to you guys at school.
514
00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:50,688
I don't know.
515
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:52,824
Lot of people watch "iCarly."
516
00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:56,660
And sometimes-- --we make sure
certain specific people watch.
517
00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:57,694
Hmm, yes.
518
00:21:57,729 --> 00:22:00,130
Yes, we do.
519
00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:03,800
You guys are up to something and
I don't wanna know what it is.
520
00:22:03,835 --> 00:22:06,770
[Music]
521
00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:09,173
I hope you all haven't made
any plans for this weekend
522
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:11,941
'cause you're gonna be up to
your eyeballs in homework.
523
00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:12,775
When?
524
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:13,442
Soon.
525
00:22:13,477 --> 00:22:16,712
And today, you will all write
1,000 words on why men
526
00:22:16,747 --> 00:22:21,117
are dirty, rotten, stinktacious,
ungrateful-- Lauren Ackerman.
527
00:22:21,151 --> 00:22:23,219
Yes, who are you people?
528
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:24,153
FBI.
529
00:22:24,188 --> 00:22:24,921
You are under arrest?
530
00:22:24,955 --> 00:22:26,022
Arrest?
531
00:22:26,056 --> 00:22:26,555
For what?
532
00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:31,994
Five hundred counts of illegally
downloading music on the Internet.
533
00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:33,996
Well, you have no proof.
534
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:34,763
Yes, we do.
535
00:22:34,797 --> 00:22:37,900
Ma'am.
536
00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:40,435
I believe all the proof we
need is on this pearpod.
537
00:22:40,469 --> 00:22:42,871
And you admitted it last night
on those kids' Web show.
538
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,338
Which we recorded.
539
00:22:44,373 --> 00:22:45,239
You set me up.
540
00:22:45,274 --> 00:22:46,207
That's a lie.
541
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:46,941
No, we set her up.
542
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Oh, yeah.
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So now, what do we do?
544
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Yeah, we should probably tell
principal Franklin that our teacher's
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been arrested.
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Or we could go ice skating.
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Yeah.
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Hey, "iCarly" people.
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You guys know how you do wake
up Spencer on iCarly.com?
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Okay, watch me wake up my dad with
a bucketful of ping-pong balls.
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Matthew, Katie.
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Matthew, come back here right now.
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