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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello and welcome to Top Gear.
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It is the last show of the series,
kind of like the last day of school,
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do whatever the hell you want,
which is why tonight,
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I got myself an Aston Martin,
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Rory's rolling in a Rolls-Royce
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and Chris Harris chose...
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..a Ford Fiesta.
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LAUGHTER
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Yeah, he knows how to let
his one hair down.
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But first, there's a new V8
British sports car on sale,
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exciting times.
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So I shut the baby gates at the top
of the stairs to stop Chris
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from getting out
and went to take a look.
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It comes from Aston Martin,
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it replaces the old V8 Vantage,
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and it's called...
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..the V8 Vantage.
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Imaginative.
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This is the baby Aston,
the cheapest Aston,
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but the trouble is,
it's not especially baby
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or cheap any more.
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You see, when the old V8 Vantage
launched more than a decade ago,
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it was a 400 horsepower,
£80,000 sports car.
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It was up against
this kind of stuff.
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Good, solid sports cars.
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But this new one costs £120,000.
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The middleweight Brit
has moved up a weight division.
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And I hope it's been working out,
because now, the Vantage
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is up against this kind of stuff.
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Supercars.
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Audi R8 V10, Porsche 911 Turbo,
even a McLaren.
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Those are heavyweights!
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So now with over 500 horsepower,
does this V8 Vantage have the brawn
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to take on its new
sparring partners?
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Yeah!
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Wow! 0-60, well under four seconds.
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Pow!
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Top speed, 195.
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That is tickety-boo,
I mean, that is pukka, mate!
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Yeah, I've been learning
some British.
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So, the speed, not a problem.
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But it's where that speed comes from
that might be.
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Because under that very British
bonnet is a very German motor.
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A turbo-charged V8, from Mercedes.
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Huh.
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When I came to this country,
you know what I was promised?
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Thatched houses,
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men in top hats saying,
"Hello, guvnor,
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"fog's as thick as pea soup
today, no mistake,"
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and Astons with British engines.
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I don't know what
to believe any more.
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You know what?
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I don't care.
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Because this motor rocks.
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No-one makes better turbo motors
than Mercedes right now.
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If you steal someone's homework,
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make sure it's the smartest kid
in the class.
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It's noisy, it's responsive,
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it's lovely bubbly.
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No, it's...
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..jubbly... No...
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Lovely jubbly. That's it.
I fit right in.
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I do, I really... I fit right in.
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So the Aston's German heart
doesn't bother me at all.
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But the way it looks...
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..that's another matter.
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It's not an ugly car,
but old Astons, they never looked
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like they were trying too hard.
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This is like...
like it's too dressed up, you know?
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Like it's spent too much time
looking in the mirror.
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For starters,
it's wearing guyliner.
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And this power bulge
here in the hood,
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that doesn't need to be there.
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There's nothing for it
to bulge over, that's like...
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..that's like stuffing
socks down your pants.
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That's not cool.
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And here's another problem.
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It reminds me of something.
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OK.
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Now, you see this?
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And you see this?
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Now, when I see this,
all I can see is this.
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I can't unsee this.
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Now, don't get me wrong,
I got nothing against catfish,
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but if I'm going to spend
120 grand on an Aston,
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I don't want to see this.
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In fact, this might just be
the first Aston ever that drives
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better than it looks.
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Because there's a bunch more good
stuff beneath the Aston's skin.
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The suspension is double wishbone
at the front,
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multi-link at the rear.
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It's got a solid mounted rear
subframe for better stiffness,
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and perfect 50-50
weight distribution.
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So it gives you great control
on the racetrack,
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but also, when you do this.
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TYRES SCREECH
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Oh, yeah!
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Very stiff feeling,
very subframe-y...
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In the old days, you got the feeling
Aston had 40 designers drawing
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pretty pictures and one poor guy
trying to put them all together...
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Oh, that is good stuff!
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..but not any more.
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This Vantage feels engineered.
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Yeah! That is the cat's pyjamas.
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So, what's not to like?
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Well, it's not
the lightest sports car.
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And this eight-speed auto? Meh.
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I'd prefer to have a manual gearbox,
which Aston says I can have,
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just not for another year.
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That's like a restaurant saying,
"Sure, you can have the lobster -
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"tomorrow night."
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But there is a bigger problem
with the newly expensive V8 Vantage.
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And it's that.
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The Mercedes AMG GTS.
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Because if you want a two-seat
sports car with a Mercedes engine
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in the front, you could
have one of those instead.
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Basically the same engine,
but £10,000 cheaper,
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and really good to drive.
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Time for a little race.
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Now, the Merc has a little
more power, but the Aston
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has a little more torque.
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This should be close.
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Three, two, one.
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Come on!
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Oh, he's getting away!
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That thing's quick!
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I mean, surely Merc are going
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to keep their best engines
for themselves, right?
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You don't invite someone
over for the weekend
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and let them sleep in
the master bedroom, do you?
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Oh! He got me.
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Now, some might say there
is nothing more British
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than losing to a German.
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Obviously I would never say that.
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I would say there's more
to buying a car
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than its ability to win
a drag race.
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So, which one should you buy?
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OK, I know the deal.
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The Merc might be cheaper,
and faster, and have its own engine.
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But the one you want is the Aston,
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because it's an Aston, right?
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Wrong.
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If you want a sports car
with a Mercedes motor,
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buy a Mercedes.
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I would.
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Oh, yeah!
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HE CHUCKLES
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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What's the problem?
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Matthew...
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We've... We've welcomed you
into our country,
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we've tolerated the way
that you wilfully mispronounce
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aluminium and Mazda,
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- and this, this is how you thank us.
- Yeah.
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Look, I know there's two things
you're not supposed to do
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in Britain - ask what the meat
is in the meat pie,
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and criticise an Aston.
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But compared to the Mercedes,
it's slower, it's more expensive,
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- I think it's worse looking...
- It doesn't matter!
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You know the rules -
you're in Britain,
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you have to say
the Aston Martin is great.
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Go on, say it. Go on.
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The Aston Martin is great.
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- Good.
- But less great than the Mercedes.
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What the...
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Anyway, let's see how fast
the new Aston Martin V8 Vantage goes
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around our test track.
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Which means handing it over to...
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..The Stig.
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Off the line, it looks
like an Aston Martin,
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it's a Mercedes-Benz underneath.
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Two-wheel drive, plenty of torque,
nice hot day as well.
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Bit of roll in that.
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It's more of a road car
than a track car,
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but still very,
very capable, look at that,
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using all of the width
of the circuit, braking hard
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into Chicago, tricky braking zone,
this car wants to move right
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but you're taking it left.
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That's a good exit,
traction looks good.
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It's got one of these electric
differentials that gets
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quite hot when you try and slide
the car around too much,
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so, he is using all
the available grip.
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Hammerhead.
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Neat exit.
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Oh, it looked like it was
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picking a skip over that bump
there, didn't it?
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Down the back straight,
casually flicking up through
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the gears, follow-through is fast,
car remains flat there,
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a little bit of
oversteer on the exit.
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That's nice through the tyre wall,
oh, bit of brake as well, Stig.
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Braking hard now, second to last,
the most difficult corner,
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finding the entry point.
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Rubbing all the kerb on the inside,
that was rude on the exit.
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And now through Gambon.
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Where do you think, then?
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- I think it looks like a Mah-zda.
- Mazda! - Whatever.
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All right, the new Aston Martin
V8 Vantage went around
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in 1 minute 19.7.
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That's there.
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That's not bad, it's quicker
than a Corvette, look.
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Yeah, and a whole load slower
than a Mercedes GTS.
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Oh, deary me.
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Rory?
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Now, we all know any new car comes
with a whole bunch of big claims -
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the fastest, the cheapest,
the most economical-est.
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But this one tops the lot,
because there's a new car out
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that its manufacturers claim
is nothing less
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than the best car in the world.
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Here it is, the new
Rolls-Royce Phantom.
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Six metres long,
weighing in at 2.5 tonnes,
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and costing £360,000,
it is the biggest,
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the grandest of all
the Rolls-Royces.
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This pinnacle of British luxury
is extraordinary.
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And also, NOT the best car
in the world.
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If you're going to claim
to have the best car in the world,
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it's got to beat everything that's
put in front of it, at everything.
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And quite clearly,
the Phantom is more difficult
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to park than, say, a Smart Fortwo
or a Toyota Aygo.
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Because it's enormous!
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I mean, come on, Rolls-Royce,
think about it.
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Even though the Phantom
is longer than Luxembourg,
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this thing only has four seats.
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OK, so they're four very lovely
seats with a massaging function
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and elevated footrests,
but still, the Seat Alhambra,
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that's got seven seats.
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Last time I checked,
seven was more than four.
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The truth is, there are many cars
out there that are better
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than the Phantom
in all sorts of ways.
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But there is one thing that
the Rolls has absolutely sewn up.
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Making a statement, drawing a crowd.
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Because while once upon a time,
Rolls-Royces stood for dignified,
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understated elegance, let's face it,
those days are long gone.
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That's not how Rolls
rolls nowadays - oh, no.
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This car is about self-confidence,
letting people know you've arrived.
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It's about swagger.
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This is Rolls-Royce's world now.
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Less monogrammed tweed...
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..more Instagram feed.
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And in this world,
the Phantom is king.
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You see, supercars, I mean,
they're all right and everything,
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but if you really want to show off,
they're just a bit minimal,
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they're all tightly packaged
for serious performance.
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The Phantom, though,
is anything but minimal.
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Because for screaming out,
"Get the champagne on ice,
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"I've just signed a fat
record deal,"
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the Phantom might just be
the best car in the world.
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But when you're done
with all that shouting...
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..and you want a bit of peace,
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the old Rolls ways are still there.
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This might be the loudest,
most big statement car in the world,
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but it's also the quietest.
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According to Rolls,
this is the quietest car ever made.
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There is no car that
keeps you as insulated,
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as isolated from the grimy
outside world as this one.
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There's over 130kg
of sound deadening on board.
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In fact, to make the outside world
as distant as possible,
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even the tyres have been insulated.
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Yup, they've decided
even air is too noisy,
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so they've filled the tyres
with foam instead.
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It's so quiet!
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I mean, cruising along right now,
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the loudest thing inside
this car is...
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..my jacket.
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And of course, if you can't hear
what's going on out there,
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that means out there can't hear
what's going on in here.
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LOUD GRIME MUSIC PLAYS
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COWS MOO
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LOUD GRIME MUSIC PLAYS
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COWS MOO
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Ha-ha, such a banger!
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And it doesn't end there.
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The Phantom is packed
with engineering to make
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life on board as
pulse lowering as possible.
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There's an all-new aluminium
skeleton that's stiffer
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than in any previous Phantom,
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so there are no creaks or rattles.
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Rolls says it's 30% stiffer
than the old one,
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which wasn't exactly floppy.
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There is a self-levelling suspension
that scans the road ahead for bumps
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and adjusts itself in preparation,
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while the automatic gearbox
talks to the sat nav
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to see if there is a corner
coming up
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and whether it needs
to change down in advance.
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If you're going to build
the best car in the world,
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this is the level of
engineering it takes.
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And it has to be said,
the good people at Rolls are a bit
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smug about it.
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Because this car is actually
a little bit in love with itself.
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In fact, it's not even a car.
291
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No, no, no, it's "a creation
of great beauty and power,
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"a dominant symbol of wealth
and human achievement.
293
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"It's an icon and an artwork."
294
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Nah, I'm pretty sure it's a car.
295
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And then there's this.
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You and I might refer to this
as a dashboard.
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But not Rolls-Royce. Oh, no.
298
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See, this is apparently
a brand-new concept
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called the gallery.
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Apparently many Phantom buyers
are patrons of the arts,
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and they have substantial
private collections.
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And Rolls reckons you should
commission your favourite artist
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to create a miniature
of your favourite piece
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and stick it in there and then
take it with you everywhere you go.
305
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But I mean, what's wrong
with just taking your favourite
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picture and whacking it up
against the windscreen
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like a normal...
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..like normal...
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..normal people?
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Mint.
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So, the Phantom might be
a bit pleased with itself,
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but then, it has a lot
to be pleased about.
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Gallery aside, the cabin
is a marvel, a symphony of
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fine leather, glossy wood
and cut glass.
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It is truly exquisite.
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As is the engine,
a 563 horsepower twin turbo V12.
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0-60 takes just over five seconds.
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Top speed, well,
that's limited to 155mph.
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There's even a four-wheel steer,
which helps the Phantom corner
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more precisely - look at that!
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But rest assured, it still works
like a Rolls-Royce should.
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It's like driving along on a cloud.
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The suspension is so soft,
you notice none of the imperfections
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in the road.
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The steering is so light,
it feels like the car's
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taking you where it wants to go.
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And then you put your foot down,
and that power,
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it just surges you along.
329
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It is a truly wonderful
driving experience.
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There is no other car like this.
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I love it.
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So, there you go -
the new Rolls-Royce Phantom.
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A magnificently crafted,
beautifully engineered,
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truly special feat of
utter, unashamed excess.
335
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,220
But that's the point, isn't it?
336
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,660
The 0.001%.
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00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:34,180
They don't buy a
massive country house
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because they need that 24th bedroom.
339
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,900
No, they buy it because they
want to make a statement.
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And if you want to make a statement,
341
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then the Phantom really is
the best car in the world.
342
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,900
I brought your car back!
343
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APPLAUSE
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And I mean, just look at it.
345
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:06,860
What is not to love about this car?
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00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,580
Here's one thing.
347
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:12,300
What is the price of this particular
Phantom, with all its extras?
348
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£405,000.
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LAUGHTER
350
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,500
But I've thought about this, OK?
351
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,300
And people are living
longer nowadays.
352
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:23,540
If I can just live until
I'm 135 years old, OK,
353
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:26,420
that works out to be about
three grand a year, OK?
354
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:30,020
About the same as you'd pay
to finance a Vauxhall Corsa.
355
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:33,740
I could have a Rolls-Royce Phantom
for Vauxhall Corsa money.
356
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LAUGHTER
357
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:38,020
I don't even know where to begin
with that! What are you...?
358
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,620
Look, you're mad, OK.
359
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,620
- Old Rolls-Royces, they were
always beautiful, right? - Yeah.
360
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:45,380
OK, sometimes they got close
to being over-the-top,
361
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:49,420
but they always pulled it back
just enough to be...tasteful.
362
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:52,580
This thing, the bling-ometer
is off the scale!
363
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,380
Yeah, and what's wrong with that?
364
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,300
That's who this car
is aimed at nowadays.
365
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,500
Rappers, reality TV stars,
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men like Ben Baller,
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00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,060
Lisa Vanderpump.
368
00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:04,540
I don't know who they are.
Who are they?
369
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,980
Well, no-one does, but that's
who this car is aimed at.
370
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:11,220
Mate, it looks like the departures
lounge at Dubai Airport.
371
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,700
No, it's brilliant.
372
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,660
I've given up on you.
373
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,740
OK, now, we're nearly
at the end of the series,
374
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:19,380
but we had a bunch of people saying,
375
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,260
"Thanks for all the supercar
reviews,
376
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:24,500
"but what about telling us
which normal cars to buy?"
377
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,780
Well, you asked for it.
378
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:32,860
OK, car buying advice for
every budget, in every category,
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as quickly as possible.
Here we go.
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OK, let's start with the city cars,
the small cars, OK?
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The Hyundai i10.
382
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,700
Now, Hyundai are making some
great cars at the moment.
383
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,500
Sadly, this is not one of them.
384
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,580
This is the Renault Twingo -
engine in the back for some reason,
385
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:50,460
the most annoying traction control
ever fitted to a road car,
386
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,020
and this one's in a sort of
light shade of gonorrhoea.
387
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:56,140
This is the Toyota Aygo,
built to a cost.
388
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:59,060
That's why it feels so
terribly cheap and horrible.
389
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,900
And this is the one you should buy -
the Volkswagen Up.
390
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:05,300
Cheap, and you get a VW badge,
and it's quite a good car.
391
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,700
Moving on.
392
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,220
Superminis. So these are slightly
bigger than city cars.
393
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We have a Volkswagen Polo,
a Mini, a Corsa and a Fiesta.
394
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,460
Come back here, don't go over there.
Come back over here.
395
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,940
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
396
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:18,820
The Polo, people think it's
a mini Golf, but it's not.
397
00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:20,900
It's not quite as good.
It's a bit dull and boring.
398
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,780
The Mini - well, it's
got that slightly weird
399
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,500
German pretending
to be British thing,
400
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,580
like seeing a German man
wearing a Barbour jacket.
401
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,020
It's just wrong, isn't it?
402
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,500
The Corsa used to be terrible.
403
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,380
It's less terrible now,
but it's still not the one to buy,
404
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:35,300
because the one to buy
is the Ford Fiesta.
405
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,140
It's been the bestselling car
in the UK for yonks,
406
00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:40,820
and there's a good reason for that.
It's brilliant.
407
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,820
OK. Small SUVs.
408
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,140
HE SPITS
409
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,820
This is the VW Tiguan.
410
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,300
I think that's called a Mokka,
made by Vauxhall.
411
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,380
I think that's called
the Cougar, made by Ford.
412
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:55,020
And that's the Nissan Qashqai,
made in the
413
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,700
UK and a very worthy vehicle.
414
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,300
I wouldn't have any of them,
415
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,420
cos they're all
complete BLEEP boxes.
416
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:02,700
I'd have a Golf. Where's the Golf?
Ah, here's the Golf!
417
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,700
Right, so you can forget about all
this stuff, forget about all those
SUVs
418
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,580
and forget these hatchbacks.
Just buy a Golf.
419
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,820
It does a better job than all
of these cars put together.
420
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,660
Golf, Golf, Golf.
Moving on.
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00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,460
Small executive cars.
422
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:17,780
Now, the rule book says
423
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:21,060
that the BMW 3 Series is
the one that you want to drive,
424
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,380
the Audi is the one that
you want to sit inside
425
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,940
cos it's beautifully built,
426
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:27,100
the Alfa Romeo is the one
that you want
427
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,500
to display just how crazy
and different you are
428
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,980
from every other executive
in the car park.
429
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:34,540
But the one you want
is the Mercedes C-class,
430
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,780
cos it's just...says
nice things about you.
431
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:38,780
And it's a great car to be in.
It rides well,
432
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:41,620
and the new diesel engines
are great, so buy a C class.
433
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:42,940
Moving on.
434
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,700
These are the large SUVs,
435
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,980
the more hateful end of the
car-owning spectrum, let's say.
436
00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,740
This is the new
Land Rover Discovery 5,
437
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,140
and I think you know my opinion on
the styling of this car.
438
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:55,220
It looks terrible. Very, very
capable, but ask yourself this -
439
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:58,100
could you be seen in this thing?
It's terrible!
440
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:01,340
The Volvo XC90 -
massive, very competent.
441
00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:03,740
This here is a Hyundai Santa Fe.
442
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:07,380
You can buy a Hyundai for £40,000.
443
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,380
Would you want to? No.
444
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:14,060
This is the BMW X5, which looks
a bit sort of police car-y to me,
445
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:16,780
and it's not as good as the last X5,
so come back here.
446
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:20,300
The one you want is the Volvo XC90.
447
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,820
Volvo's on a roll at the moment,
448
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,940
and I think the engine mounts
on this one
449
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,940
are better than the one
I had on the XC60.
450
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,260
Right, over here.
451
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:29,980
This...well, these
are the ones you want.
452
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:31,740
Forget large SUVs,
they're tasteless.
453
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,460
What you should have is
a classic estate car, right?
454
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:36,420
This is the Volvo V90,
455
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:39,260
a great, big lump
of Swedish loveliness.
456
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:41,500
But the engines,
they're a bit mean.
457
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,340
You can't buy a big, powerful,
turbo-charged six cylinder one yet,
458
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:46,100
so I think that has to be
discounted.
459
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,100
The Jaguar XF...
460
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,660
Just not quite at the races
at the moment, sadly.
461
00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:53,260
So, it's between these two.
Traditionally, it's always been,
462
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,060
do you buy an E-class
463
00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,260
or a 5 Series?
464
00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:58,420
I don't want to confuse you,
cos the other week,
465
00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:01,820
I said I'd rather have
a Mercedes E63 over an M5,
466
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:04,540
but in the ordinary area,
when you're down in the diesels
467
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:07,820
and the normal petrol engines,
I'd probably have a 5 Series.
468
00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:09,620
So, there you go.
Fast reviews done.
469
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,100
You now know which car to buy.
470
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,340
Can we go and drive some more
supercars now, please?
471
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,460
Wow, that was comprehensive, yeah.
472
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:24,260
All right, now it's time to put
a Star in a Reasonably Fast Car.
473
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:28,860
Star of Green Wing, Rush,
and Episodes,
474
00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:32,460
please welcome my good friend
Stephen Mangan.
475
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,300
Yeah! Woo!
476
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:38,820
Thank you, everybody!
477
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:41,340
All right? How are you,
you all right?
478
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:44,100
- Have a seat, have a seat.
- Thank you very much.
479
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,860
- Oh, yeah! - Check this out.
480
00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,420
- Welcome to the show. - Thank you!
481
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,860
What's taken you so long?
You've been saying for ages
482
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,540
you want to come down
and do a lap,
483
00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,180
then you don't return my calls.
484
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,820
I've seen how you live.
You're used to getting your own way.
485
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:59,420
It's good for you to wait
once in a while for one thing.
486
00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:02,060
So, you guys have known
each other for a long time.
487
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:04,140
- You go back a long way.
- Our middle...my middle...
488
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:07,300
Our middle son!
That would be a rumour! No, um...
489
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,740
My middle son, Frank, is eight,
and I think we met
490
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,500
just before he was born, so yeah,
491
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,580
we've been working together
for eight years.
492
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:15,980
So, Episodes started when?
493
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:18,020
2010? 11?
494
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,100
- It's so long ago.
- So, you did seven years of that.
495
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,380
- You have no recollection at all.
- We've done a lot, yeah.
496
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:25,060
- Episodes is a show you're in,
all right? - No, no, no. - OK?
497
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,900
Our first scene we shot ever
was late at night in Surrey,
498
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,540
not very far from here.
499
00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:33,180
- We were pretending it was LA. - Yeah.
500
00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:34,500
It was supposed to be very warm.
501
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:37,260
We were in shorts and T-shirts,
it was, like, -6.
502
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,780
Sitting in a convertible.
503
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,900
We had to suck on ice cubes,
do you remember that?
504
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,780
To stop our breath steaming up.
505
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:44,540
I don't remember sucking
on the ice cubes.
506
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:47,340
Maybe it was just me. Maybe they
were having a laugh at my expense!
507
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:49,180
"Here, suck on these ice cubes.
508
00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:51,660
"You're really cold, this'll help!"
"Oh, OK."
509
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,780
If you think about it,
there's a lot of similarities
510
00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:56,300
between Episodes and Top Gear,
cos you basically hang around
511
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,420
with scruffy-looking blokes
in Surrey.
512
00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,900
- That's what we do. - That's what we...
Yeah, that's the show.
513
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,020
That's my favourite thing
to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
514
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:05,180
- Now, when you first got
here this morning... - Yeah.
515
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:07,420
- ..you did the training
with Chris first. - Yeah.
516
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:08,860
And what did you learn? What...
517
00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:11,340
What stands out in your mind
the most, from what you learned?
518
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:13,580
I've never ridden round a track,
I don't know...
519
00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:15,220
Ridden?
520
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:16,900
Driven... Ridden?
521
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:19,140
Run, ran?
522
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:22,340
- Vroomed round the track before.
Never done that. - Yeah.
523
00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:26,020
They say to you, "Learn the track,
don't worry about the car.
524
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:27,420
"The car will come next.
525
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:29,820
- "If you try and do everything at
once..." - It's too much.
526
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,500
I was like, "I get it, OK, I'm with
you."
527
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,340
Then you get in the car, and you're
like...
528
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:35,460
HIGH-PITCHED: "Oh! Oh, there's
this!"
529
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:38,500
And then the car, and then it turns.
And you just, your mind is going
nuts...
530
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:42,060
- Did you make that actual noise?
- Yeah, yeah, several times. - Let's see
it. I want to see it.
531
00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:44,020
- Let's see your training. - OK.
532
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:46,060
- Stephen, it's great
to have you here. - Thanks.
533
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,860
I mean, the weather's beautiful.
You don't look remotely nervous.
534
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,340
I'm terrified, yeah.
535
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:53,740
It's just this seat belt's so tight,
you can't see me shaking.
536
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:55,980
Well, that's a good thing.
Tight seat belt is safety.
537
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:58,420
- Now, you have one goal... - Yeah.
538
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:00,900
..to achieve in this next session.
539
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,980
- Not just in this session, in life.
- What is it?
540
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:05,540
Beat Matt LeBlanc at all costs.
541
00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:08,300
Despite the fact that you're in a
car that's got 50 more horsepower?
542
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,460
- I don't care, I just need to
beat him. - Let's face it...
543
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,180
I'll never, ever hear the end of it
if I don't.
544
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,740
- I support you in this, cos I'd quite
like you to beat him, as well. - OK.
545
00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:17,220
And the fact is that history doesn't
remind us what the car was.
546
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,140
- Yeah. - It's just the time, isn't it?
- It's the time.
547
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:21,740
It won't say, "Stephen Mangan in the
faster Toyota," it'll just say...
548
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,540
- Who had the lower time.
- Yeah, exactly. - Yeah.
549
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:25,380
I can hear you both.
I can hear both of you.
550
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,340
- Who gave him a radio?!
- Are we going to have to...?
551
00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:28,860
Get rid of him!
552
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:30,020
Let's go. Ignore him, go.
553
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,500
- Right. - Go.
554
00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:35,980
He's nervous.
555
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:38,180
I'm in his head. He's nervous.
I can tell.
556
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,940
I know him.
557
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:42,420
So you look...you look
quite well, considering...
558
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:44,380
How long have you been
working with Matt for?
559
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:46,980
A couple of years now. I mean,
it's an interesting experience.
560
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:50,340
- I did seven.
- You did seven? - Yeah.
561
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,780
- When did the therapy end?
- I'm actually 22, but look at me.
562
00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:54,700
That's good!
Get the lock on, get the lock on.
563
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,060
We're going to be off otherwise.
564
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,980
Get the lock, otherwise we're going
to be off. That's good. That's good.
565
00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:01,700
Oh-ho-ho-oh!
566
00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:04,580
- Woohoo! - Round to the left.
567
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:06,820
- Brake hard, brake hard. - Brake...
- Mangan, brake!
568
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:08,260
- Second gear. - Second, second.
569
00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:10,060
Second, that's fourth.
That's fourth!
570
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,700
That's fourth, that's fourth!
571
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,860
Yes, we can beat Matt's time.
572
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:15,980
We can definitely beat Matt's time.
That's good.
573
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,220
Look at the wrist position.
574
00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:20,020
Look at that confident 1950s style
Stirling Moss hand position!
575
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,140
- Did you see that, then,
when you were just...? - Oh!
576
00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,740
Yes, I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it!
577
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,300
- Fourth gear, fourth gear.
- Fourth gear. I wasn't feeling that!
578
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,300
Rev it out, rev it out.
Come on rev it out!
579
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:30,100
- I'm revving, I'm revving!
- Rev it out.
580
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,540
That's good. That's fast!
581
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,540
Do you feel alive?
Do you feel adrenaline?
582
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,860
I feel...I feel alive,
but not for much longer.
583
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:38,540
OK, flat chat. How fast
can you go through here?
584
00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:41,220
I don't know. Let's find out.
585
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,740
BLEEP.
586
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,220
OK, that was about as fast
as you can go through there.
587
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,700
That's quick.
588
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,660
Brake between the 150.
Brake, brake, brake!
589
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,220
Brake, brake! Stephen, brake!
590
00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:53,460
Oh, that's too much speed,
I'm getting out of the way!
591
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,700
Brake, brake, brake!
We're super fast! We're hot!
592
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:58,540
- We're hot and we're off! - Whoa!
593
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:02,180
Flat chat, that's
a bit of grass there.
594
00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:05,500
All right, stop there.
Stop, stop, stop!
595
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,700
Wow!
596
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:09,700
You idiot!
597
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,660
- Crikey! - You are committed,
aren't you?
598
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:14,140
I'm not going to leave this place
599
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,820
until either the record goes
or I do!
600
00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:18,260
You are committed!
601
00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:21,220
- One of those, one of
those is getting... - Jesus Christ!
602
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,540
Someone bring me a towel, please!
603
00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:25,940
What am I, within...?
Am I within a minute?
604
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:27,660
- You're in the ballpark. - OK.
605
00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:30,300
- For an early effort, I'm not going
to tell you more than that. - OK.
606
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,860
But you're in the ballpark.
You are material we can work with.
607
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,180
OK. Good. That's all I need.
608
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:36,140
That's all I need to keep me
going at this point.
609
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:38,500
- You're in trouble, LeBlanc, I hope.
- It's a big ballpark.
610
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,220
It's a very big ballpark.
611
00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:43,260
I've got very big ballparks.
612
00:31:53,340 --> 00:31:57,500
Oh... It's funny, watching it,
you just immediately,
613
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,780
it comes right back.
614
00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:01,500
You're like, you're there, as well,
you're right in that moment.
615
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,100
- So, just to be clear. - Yeah.
616
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:06,100
You're looking to beat my time,
that I set in a much slower Kia.
617
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,420
Yeah.
618
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:10,300
And you're driving the
much faster Toyota GT86. That's...
619
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,740
The director told me that
because your car is much slower,
620
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:15,700
you just basically go flat-out all
around, it's really easy to drive.
621
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,540
Whereas I'm dealing with a lot more
power, it's a lot more difficult,
622
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:21,180
- technically difficult thing to do.
- Stephen has a point.
623
00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:23,140
- So... - Are you still here?
624
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:27,100
- But you've spent...you know, you...
- That doesn't make any sense.
625
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,700
You drive cars all day long,
fast cars. This is new for me.
626
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,580
I drive a BMW i3.
627
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:35,060
- What? - Yeah. - Why?
628
00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,660
LAUGHTER
629
00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:38,020
Look at it.
630
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,300
Cos I live right in the centre
of London, I don't need...
631
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,620
The only thing, the only problem
with that car is,
632
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:45,220
it's got four seats
and there's five in my family.
633
00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:48,540
- So we draw lots whenever we
go out. - Draw straws! - Yeah.
634
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:51,260
Now, you were in a
proper Hollywood film
635
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:54,460
about the greatest era in
F1 ever, weren't you?
636
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:56,460
- OK, Rush. - Yes, Rush.
637
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,020
- There I am, there. - Yeah.
638
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:01,180
Yeah, with Chris Hemsworth playing
James Hunt, and that...
639
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,380
I mean, what was interesting
for us was,
640
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:05,220
they were all the original cars.
641
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:07,140
That wasn't the car he won in '76,
642
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,380
but it was the car
he drove the year after
643
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:12,300
and when you get in them, or look at
them, there's just nothing to them.
644
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,540
- Deathtrap. - They're deathtraps.
And...you don't...
645
00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:15,860
I mean, stupid of me, probably,
646
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,940
you don't realise the feet
go all the way to the end!
647
00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:19,980
Yeah, no, your feet are
in front of the front axle.
648
00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:22,420
So the first thing that actually
anything hits is your feet.
649
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:25,180
It was a dangerous... They were
losing a driver a year, at that
point.
650
00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:26,980
And surrounded by fuel,
so that can explode.
651
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:28,980
And I...because I'm
playing Alastair Caldwell,
652
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:31,380
who was head of the McLaren team,
I was the guy at the pit stop
653
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:33,620
standing at the end of the car,
so the car comes in and
654
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:36,380
I'm standing right where
the nose comes up to,
655
00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,420
which was fine when the
stunt drivers were doing it,
656
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:42,620
but when Chris was doing it, you
know, he's not a professional driver
657
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,420
and of course he has to make it
look like it's a race situation,
658
00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:47,660
so he's driving in as fast as he can
659
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:51,500
and that front fin is
like a...it's like a knife
660
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,140
and it's stopping six inches from
my shin, and I was...every day,
661
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,780
I was thinking, "This is it,
both my feet are going to be
662
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,580
"40 yards down the track!"
663
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,660
But...you know, fantastic
experience to be there,
664
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,220
with the noise,
665
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,580
the six wheel Tyrrell,
all that stuff,
666
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:07,860
it was just fantastic.
667
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:11,380
- They were heroes. - Yeah.
- Gladiators. - Unbelievable.
668
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:14,660
Three weeks...three or four weeks
after he was read the last rites,
669
00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:17,140
Niki Lauda was back in
a Formula 1 car, racing.
670
00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:19,660
- But I understand
that he couldn't blink. - Yeah.
671
00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:23,220
So you can imagine driving round
the track
672
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:25,540
without being able to blink,
the pain you must be in.
673
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,140
He's now the team manager
at Mercedes,
674
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:29,740
so when Lewis comes in and, you
know, he's looking for sympathy
675
00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:31,780
cos he's in a bit of
physical pain in the car,
676
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:34,260
can you think of a worse person
to go to than Niki Lauda?
677
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,060
He's been through it all, hasn't he?
678
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:38,940
All right, What do you think?
Is it time?
679
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,660
- OK. - I think it's time.
- You think it's time?
680
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,140
Let's take a look at your timed lap.
681
00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,100
- I'm nervous. OK, let's do it.
- What do you think?
682
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,940
- Now, your goal was to beat me. - Yeah.
683
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:47,580
In a much faster car.
684
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:50,740
Well, I mean, nobody...
It's a time. How fast can you...
685
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:52,500
How fast can you get
round the track?
686
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,540
That's like saying,
"I want to ride the racehorse
687
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,220
"faster than you can
ride the donkey."
688
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,540
History will judge us
on the pure figures.
689
00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:01,220
All right, well, good
luck to you, my friend.
690
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:03,260
Thank you. Nervous, I'm nervous.
691
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:04,540
Let's take a look.
692
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:07,820
So we're off the line.
693
00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:08,980
Using all of first gear.
694
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:11,660
If you have tears, Matt,
695
00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:13,420
prepare to shed them now.
696
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,900
That's all I'm saying.
697
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:22,100
You've triggered the hazard
warning lights,
698
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,580
that's maximum braking.
699
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:26,820
Using all the circuit, that's good.
700
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:29,580
And if I don't beat you,
it's not a big deal.
701
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,820
I can live with that.
702
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:34,580
I'm not sure you can.
703
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:37,300
Nice roll on the car.
Roll equals grip.
704
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:41,580
Move house,
change my phone number...
705
00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:43,260
..assume a new identity.
706
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:46,020
You're wringing its neck.
707
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:49,060
You're using every single rev,
you keep triggering those lights,
708
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,060
that's a very good sign.
709
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:52,460
Hammerhead, the line's good,
710
00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:55,580
letting the car run out wide,
like we said. That's good.
711
00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:58,900
I'm doing this for Chris,
because I know what it's like
712
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:03,940
to work with Matt all those years,
and mate, I just feel for you.
713
00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:05,980
It's Matt LeBlanc this,
Matt LeBlanc that.
714
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:08,900
Through the Follow-through.
715
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,660
Oh, over steer at, what, 90mph?
716
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:13,740
He wasn't that good in Friends.
717
00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:15,580
Chandler was my favourite.
718
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:19,980
Tyre wall was quick.
719
00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:21,860
This is quick, this is very fast.
720
00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:25,380
A good, early turn
into second-to-last.
721
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,740
Bit of a wobble, there.
722
00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:28,420
What's it like through Gambon?
723
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:29,980
- Oh! - A bit of grass?
724
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,420
Yes!
725
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,860
MATT LAUGHS
726
00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:39,820
- That looked good!
- Such a laugh.
727
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:41,700
That looks fast.
728
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,780
It was fun, I
really, really enjoyed it.
729
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,580
- I think he was sandbagging.
- He was fast.
730
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:46,860
- He was real fast. - Really fast.
731
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:49,340
- I enjoyed it. Really, really
good fun. - That looked fast.
732
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,020
All right, so there's
the leaderboard.
733
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,660
- Who do you want to beat?
- I want to be above you.
734
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:55,100
I'm not on this leaderboard.
735
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,020
OK, well, put you on,
and I want to be above you.
736
00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:59,460
This leaderboard is only for
the people that drive the GT86.
737
00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:02,380
- Where were you, what was your time?
- Allow me to help you.
- Have you got it?
738
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:06,140
- Just for reference, I actually have
Matt's time here. - OK. - Oh, OK.
739
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,420
It says here, Matt LeBlanc (Kia),
740
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:12,020
1:42.1.
741
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:15,540
I mean, even looking at it now,
that is a good time in a Kia.
742
00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:17,660
That's in a car with,
what, 50 less horsepower?
743
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:19,860
Oh, get your excuses
out of the way, all right.
744
00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:22,220
- It's a good time, Matt.
- Wah, wah, wah! - Yeah, fun time...
745
00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:25,420
- I don't know if I've beaten you yet,
so... - All right.
746
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:28,660
- Leave myself somewhere to go. OK.
- Are you ready? - No.
747
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,540
- All right, Stephen Mangan...
- Yeah.
748
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,060
- ..you went around... - Yeah.
749
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,780
- ..in one minute... - Yeah.
750
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:35,980
- What's the time to beat? - 42.
751
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:38,580
- You need to beat a 1:42.1. - Yeah.
752
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,500
- You went around in one minute...
- Yeah.
753
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,300
Fffff....
754
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,500
No, that's not the sound.
755
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,220
One minute,
756
00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:50,180
- 37.2. - Oh!
757
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:54,700
Oh! Wow!
758
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:57,060
That was awesome.
759
00:37:57,060 --> 00:38:00,260
- Wow! - Third-fastest.
760
00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:02,700
Third-fastest.
761
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,460
That is good.
762
00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:12,180
That is really good.
763
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:14,660
We reckon that the Toyota's about
764
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,940
four seconds quicker
than the Kia, Matt.
765
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:19,660
So that, with my rudimentary
mathematics, means that
766
00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:22,700
he might have actually beaten you
if he'd been in the Kia, as well.
767
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,060
LAUGHTER
768
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:27,220
He's the expert.
I'm not the expert.
769
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:29,380
I'll give it up, I'll give
credit where credit's due.
770
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:30,740
- You got me. That is.. - Wow.
771
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,300
That's fantastic. Ladies and
gentlemen, Stephen Mangan.
772
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,740
Thank you. Cheers.
773
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,420
Thank you.
774
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,980
Wow!
775
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,460
I can't believe it.
776
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:42,460
Good job, man.
That's great, way to go.
777
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:44,020
Thank you very much. Cheers.
778
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:49,980
Now, time for some
Top Gear consumer testing.
779
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:53,540
Most new cars have something
called automatic braking,
780
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,660
clever tech that's supposed to
scan the road for pedestrians,
781
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:59,500
and hit the brakes if it thinks
there's a risk of a collision.
782
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,580
But how reliable is it?
783
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:04,180
I headed out on
the track to find out.
784
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:06,980
This is a Volkswagen Arteon,
and it has
785
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:10,620
one of the most sophisticated
automated braking systems out there.
786
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:14,460
If there's a pedestrian to spot,
then this thing should spot it.
787
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:18,780
Problem is, none of the crew
wanted to be driven at at 40mph.
788
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:20,180
A lot of paperwork,
789
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,660
but I've come up with a genius
solution.
790
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:26,540
Meet my willing assistant,
Professor Brian Box!
791
00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:28,540
Good luck, professor.
792
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:30,340
Going to need it.
793
00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:33,220
OK.
794
00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:35,820
39mph exactly.
795
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:39,940
I've got cameras, I've got
sensors all over the place,
796
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:42,300
scanning the road
ahead for obstacles.
797
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:45,300
Nothing's happening,
nothing's happening. Oh!
798
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,980
Turns out the braking systems
799
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,980
won't stop for a stationary
pile of cardboard boxes.
800
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:54,980
Otherwise, they'd be braking
at every lamp post and road sign.
801
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:56,460
Sorry, professor!
802
00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:58,660
Ouch.
803
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:03,260
So, we need to make
Professor Box mobile.
804
00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,660
Let's do it!
805
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,580
So realistic, man!
806
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,780
I mean that actually looks
more like a human person than...
807
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,540
..than a human person.
808
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:16,500
Here we go, brake, brake, brake!
809
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,580
Ah, dammit!
810
00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:20,500
What is wrong with this car?
811
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,340
Well, nothing.
812
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,980
It turns out that the system also
recognises
813
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:29,300
my pile of cardboard boxes
disguised as a human as not human.
814
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:31,940
What it needs is an actual human.
815
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:33,660
So, in the name of science...
816
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:36,780
All right, see the legs,
see the legs, come on.
817
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:39,500
I believe in you technology,
come on.
818
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,420
Come at me, bro!
819
00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:42,900
It's going to stop, it's...
820
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,620
It's not stopping!
821
00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,940
BLEEP.
822
00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:49,820
OK, that's enough
science for one day.
823
00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:52,460
I am done. I am done.
824
00:40:56,660 --> 00:40:58,020
Lack of commitment, Rory!
825
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,180
A true scientist would've
stood his ground.
826
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,980
What you talking about? I literally
left it as late as I could.
827
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:04,260
So what have we learned,
828
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:07,220
other than the fact that you're
scared of being hit by a car?
829
00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:10,580
OK, well, first of all, that
science is actually quite difficult.
830
00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:12,740
And also, you remember
back in the old days,
831
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:15,340
if a car was heading towards
you really quite quickly,
832
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,540
- it was a good idea to
jump out of the way? - Yeah.
833
00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:21,420
Well, nowadays, if a car's driving
towards you really quite quickly,
834
00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:24,940
it remains a good idea
to jump out of the way.
835
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,660
- Useful. - You're welcome.
836
00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:29,860
Right, it's been a great few months
for fans of fast things.
837
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:33,900
The Porsche 911 GT2,
the BMW M5, Bentley Continental,
838
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:37,180
but there's one performance car
I've been looking forward to
839
00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:38,900
more than any other.
840
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:40,860
And the wait is finally over.
841
00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,900
Yes, it's a Ford Fiesta.
842
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,660
But not just any Ford Fiesta.
843
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:06,500
This is the new Fiesta ST Hot-Hatch.
844
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:09,300
The old one was utterly brilliant,
845
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:12,020
so this new one is a big deal.
846
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:26,580
This thing is a proper hell-raiser.
847
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:36,180
The whole thing just
buzzes with excitement.
848
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,220
Into a tight corner,
849
00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:44,220
and you can feel it cocking a wheel.
850
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:51,700
Absolutely fires out of corners.
851
00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:55,740
Oh, yes, even more
than the old Fiesta ST,
852
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,580
this new one is tailor-made
for British B-roads.
853
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:07,820
Changing gear, that's
still the driver's job,
854
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:11,700
but now you can upshift without
having to lift off the throttle!
855
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:14,100
I mean, that's race car stuff.
856
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:20,260
Steering is the fastest ever
fitted to a Ford hot-hatch.
857
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:23,300
There's even an optional
limited-slip differential,
858
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:26,460
so you don't waste power
through messy wheel spin.
859
00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:30,260
So it changes direction
like a Shane Warne leg break.
860
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,740
It's a cricket thing.
861
00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:36,900
Then there's the
new rear suspension,
862
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:40,540
which uses something called
force vectoring springs.
863
00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:47,340
Which basically means that
when the car leans into a turn,
864
00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:49,460
they push back against it.
865
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:52,820
A bit like they're propping up a
mate who's had a few too many beers.
866
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:58,460
Ease off on the springs,
they relax a bit.
867
00:43:58,460 --> 00:44:02,300
The old ST was just a bit too stiff
when you were going slowly,
868
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,460
but this one is much smoother.
869
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:10,300
It's innovative stuff for a
hot-hatch,
870
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,300
but even more innovative is
the engine.
871
00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:17,020
ENGINE ROARS
872
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:20,180
Listen to those bangs and pops.
873
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:26,060
It's a 1.5 L turbo
three cylinder engine,
874
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:29,260
and when it thinks you
don't need all three cylinders,
875
00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:31,780
to save fuel, it'll run on just two.
876
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:37,380
But don't worry,
because while it might be minuscule,
877
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:39,540
this little engine's got a kick.
878
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:42,340
A 200 horsepower kick.
879
00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:51,900
Which, on a road like this,
is plenty.
880
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:56,780
0-60, 6.5 seconds.
881
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:59,740
Top speed, 144mph.
882
00:45:03,820 --> 00:45:05,700
And it's got so much torque!
883
00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,820
You don't have to wait
for everything to arrive,
884
00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,740
it's just there immediately.
885
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:11,820
It's easy, effortless performance.
886
00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:16,420
You know what?
887
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:20,180
No-one does a scrappy
hot-hatch like Ford.
888
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,260
I love this thing.
889
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:27,540
Not only is it better
than the old Fiesta ST,
890
00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:31,300
but it's one of the most fun
new cars you can buy.
891
00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:36,020
And not just the most fun
for 20 grand.
892
00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:39,140
The most fun, full stop.
893
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:44,820
In the real world,
on real roads like this,
894
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:47,380
you'll have a much better time
in one of these
895
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:50,540
than you would in...oh, I don't
know...
896
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:59,020
..how about a
Lamborghini Aventador S?
897
00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:00,980
A proper supercar.
898
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:14,460
Four times the power of the Fiesta,
15 times the price.
899
00:46:14,460 --> 00:46:16,100
And out here,
900
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:18,020
nowhere near as much fun.
901
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:20,500
Oh!
902
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,580
For starters, there's
the sheer size of it.
903
00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:26,420
So part of the problem is,
904
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,860
this thing is as wide
as Windsor Castle.
905
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:31,300
It's not ideal for
these sorts of roads.
906
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,860
Because when...
907
00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:36,660
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
908
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:39,380
Yeah, OK. He's not moving, is he?
909
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:40,820
OK, I'll go back.
910
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:44,940
This is a really
easy car to reverse.
911
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:48,340
Yeah.
912
00:46:48,340 --> 00:46:50,100
Oh, this is horrible.
913
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:52,780
I don't want to be doing this.
914
00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,860
Supercars, living the dream!
915
00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:04,100
And when you do get going, the next
issue is all that...performance.
916
00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:09,300
Yes, I've got an engine that's four
times the size of the Fiesta's,
917
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:11,420
740 horsepower,
918
00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:16,060
but right now,
I can deploy about 40 horsepower.
919
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:19,900
Oh...
920
00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:23,900
On paper, this car offers so much,
921
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:26,620
but on the road,
I can use so little.
922
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:30,260
Unlike the Fiesta,
923
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:33,180
the Aventador simply isn't
built for B-roads.
924
00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:37,140
Oh, bumpy, scrape-y noises!
925
00:47:37,140 --> 00:47:41,140
Which is a problem,
because here in the UK,
926
00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:44,060
there are 215,000 miles of them.
927
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:49,220
That's 87% of our roads, right?
928
00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:52,220
So on nine out of ten UK roads,
929
00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:55,740
you'll have more fun in
a Fiesta than a supercar.
930
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:58,060
That's just maths.
931
00:47:58,060 --> 00:48:00,860
And the equation gets even
worse for the supercar
932
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:03,060
when you reach a town.
933
00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:14,300
Speedbump, ugh.
934
00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:17,500
Look at that pothole there.
935
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,700
Ugh.
936
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,940
Ah!
937
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:25,220
Persian rugs have more ground
clearance than this thing!
938
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:27,980
And when you've had enough of that,
939
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:30,420
you've still got to park the thing.
940
00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:32,340
Welcome to hell.
941
00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:38,740
This is going to be interesting.
942
00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:41,500
I'm going to use my nose lifter.
943
00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:45,620
Oh, God, it was already up. Really?
944
00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:49,780
Look at your rear!
945
00:48:49,780 --> 00:48:51,540
And now I can't see the kerb.
946
00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:54,340
Now, you see, Lamborghini doors.
947
00:48:54,340 --> 00:48:56,420
I'm going to hit
the roof now, aren't I?
948
00:48:58,340 --> 00:49:00,820
Just makes you feel
like a terrible driver.
949
00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:02,780
You feel like a learner again.
950
00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:06,300
Finding a space isn't
exactly easy, either.
951
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:09,580
Concrete posts, can't fit in there.
952
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:12,420
I don't want to park anywhere here.
953
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:14,020
And even when you do...
954
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,700
There!
955
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:17,540
..you've got to get in it.
956
00:49:17,540 --> 00:49:21,060
I mean, the turning circle's
just terrible.
957
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,020
Well, that was horrible.
958
00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:25,060
Absolutely horrible.
959
00:49:26,900 --> 00:49:28,260
HE EXHALES
960
00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:32,220
Then, of course, worst of all,
961
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:37,660
there's the anxiety of leaving your
precious 300 grand car unattended.
962
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,860
Yeah, that should do it.
963
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:53,700
In the Fiesta, though,
different story.
964
00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:05,020
Oh, that's more like it!
965
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:06,620
Nippy, fast..
966
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:11,620
Speed bumps, easy meat!
967
00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:16,060
That's the beauty of the ST.
968
00:50:16,060 --> 00:50:18,020
It even makes town driving fun.
969
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,820
Now, I know what you're
going to say.
970
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:26,540
Of course the Fiesta makes more
sense than a Lamborghini in the
city,
971
00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:28,740
because it's a city car.
972
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:31,420
But what about...
973
00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:33,340
..on a racetrack?
974
00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:39,380
I mean, that's the natural
habitat of a supercar, right?
975
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,540
Woohoo!
976
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:58,220
OK, I'll admit,
977
00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:01,700
when you give
a supercar some space,
978
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,580
and let that V12 sing,
979
00:51:04,580 --> 00:51:06,380
it's spectacular.
980
00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:17,020
And for 300 grand,
you'd expect it to be.
981
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:20,180
But it is a bit anti-social.
982
00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:27,860
The problem I have is, you don't
want to go and do a track day
983
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:29,900
with a load of 300 grand supercars.
984
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:35,220
Is that not just potentially a
really, really expensive accident?
985
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:42,300
This really is a single-player game.
986
00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:46,460
In the Ford, however...
987
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:51,180
..it's all rather more sociable.
988
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:54,500
Look at this! It's like the
greatest hits of hot hatchbacks.
989
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,340
All right, you lot. Shall we?
990
00:52:08,620 --> 00:52:10,100
Here we go!
991
00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:19,620
Oh, let's get this Civic
round the outside.
992
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:22,420
Turning...
993
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:23,900
Oh!
994
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,540
This is what it's all about!
995
00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:28,540
Get some mates in hatchbacks,
hire a cheap track,
996
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:31,780
and have yourself an
impromptu touring car race.
997
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:38,780
This is more fun than
a real race meeting!
998
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,980
HE LAUGHS
999
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:45,740
This is madness.
1000
00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,340
Whoops, there goes the grass.
1001
00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:50,380
What's he doing?
1002
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,100
HE LAUGHS
1003
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:53,940
I'm pushing him wide!
1004
00:52:55,860 --> 00:52:58,460
Oh, what's a bit of paint
between friends?
1005
00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:04,180
This is brilliant!
1006
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:09,060
So, the Ford Fiesta ST.
1007
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:15,740
It really is the
Holy Grail of hot-hatches.
1008
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:19,260
A reasonable, riotous,
real world hero.
1009
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,580
HE LAUGHS
1010
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,060
This car is so good!
1011
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:29,420
And I've got to say,
1012
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:33,380
it's the perfect performance
car for Britain.
1013
00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:45,500
Great little car, great little car.
1014
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:48,140
Yeah, yeah.
1015
00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:50,460
It is. Yeah.
1016
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:53,940
I mean, what a great little car,
small but perfectly formed.
1017
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:55,500
Kind of like you.
1018
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,580
If you were perfectly formed.
1019
00:53:57,580 --> 00:54:00,980
But you're right, pound for pound,
you'd have more fun in one of these
1020
00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:02,460
than you would in one of these.
1021
00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:04,380
I'm not saying this is
more fun pound for pound.
1022
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:06,540
This is more fun, full stop.
1023
00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:07,940
Hang on, hang on, wait.
1024
00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:10,700
So if a bloke came up to you
in the street and offered you
1025
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:13,900
a Lamborghini Aventador
or a Ford Fiesta,
1026
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,700
which one would you take?
1027
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,700
I'd have the Fiesta.
1028
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:18,980
No!
1029
00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:21,020
What you do is you take
the Aventador,
1030
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,260
you sell it,
1031
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,860
and then you buy 15 Fiestas.
1032
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,180
LAUGHTER
1033
00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:26,580
Rory, that is...
1034
00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:30,980
..the first good idea
you've had this series!
1035
00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:32,900
Thanks, Matt! Yeah.
1036
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:34,580
And it's also the end of the series.
1037
00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:36,860
- Oh, just as you're getting warmed
up. - Shut up.
1038
00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:38,420
Yeah, he's right, shut up.
1039
00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:40,380
OK, thank you all so much
for watching.
1040
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:42,500
We've had a lot of fun
making this series,
1041
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,140
sometimes too much fun.
1042
00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:45,940
So here's some outtakes. Enjoy.
1043
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:47,420
Goodnight.
1044
00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:48,580
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1045
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:53,660
Hey, wait, wait.
1046
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:55,620
No, no, no, no. Move.
1047
00:54:58,580 --> 00:55:00,980
You stay right there, don't move.
1048
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:04,460
Is that a polar bear?
1049
00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:06,420
Ow.
1050
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,580
- Buddy? - No.
1051
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:11,820
Hello.
1052
00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:13,060
Oh, that's...
1053
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:16,340
HE SNEEZES
1054
00:55:16,340 --> 00:55:18,500
You and I...
1055
00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:24,060
I mean, what's wrong with just
sticking your favourite...
1056
00:55:24,060 --> 00:55:26,460
..picture with the script
on the back,
1057
00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:28,540
and just whacking it
up there, like that?
1058
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:47,620
HORN BEEPS REPEATEDLY
1059
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:51,180
- BEEPING STOPS
- Do that again.
1060
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:53,540
OK, and I can't
remember what to say.
1061
00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:56,180
Four.
1062
00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:00,700
OK, there's a whole world
of off-roaders up...up...
1063
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,700
BLEEP.
1064
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:04,180
I was so close!
1065
00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:07,700
I can touch your nose, look.
1066
00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,980
This...
1067
00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:12,860
Drive very far, very fast.
1068
00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:15,300
It's lighter, faster...
1069
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:17,660
- Is that in the shot, if I do that?
- Yeah.
1070
00:56:17,660 --> 00:56:19,340
It's completely in the shot.
1071
00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,020
HE COUGHS
1072
00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:22,340
Stop!
1073
00:56:22,340 --> 00:56:24,580
- What are you doing? - What...?
1074
00:56:24,580 --> 00:56:26,500
"What, eeh, ooh, ah, ooh!"
1075
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:32,780
LAUGHTER
1076
00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:44,820
- IMITATING CAR ENGINE:
- Ba-a-a-a-a.
1077
00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:48,460
Ba-a-a-a, ba-a-a, rrrr!
1078
00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:52,500
Mmmm, Apex. Mmm-mmm-mmm.
1079
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,780
Vr-a-a-a-m.
1080
00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:58,900
Mm-mm-mmm.
1081
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,340
Finish line.
1082
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:06,300
Prepare for a series of challenges
in the land of the Vikings...
1083
00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:12,500
Hey, get out of my lap,
what are you doing?
1084
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,580
- What's wrong with you?
- I didn't have a seat belt on.
1085
00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:15,860
It's a family show!
1086
00:57:15,860 --> 00:57:17,740
I didn't have a seat belt on!
1087
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:19,300
Well, put it on!
1088
00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:23,700
You stink, that was disgusting.
1089
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:25,340
Wow.
1090
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:27,700
You need to see a doctor.
1091
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:34,100
That helicopter's had a
profound effect on your hair.
1092
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:43,180
I've made a faster sheepdog.
1093
00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:44,460
HE WHISTLES
1094
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:47,780
This is Maddy.
Come here Maddy, come here!
1095
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:49,220
Oh, yeah! Hi.
1096
00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:50,820
Matt, that's a greyhound.
1097
00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:52,620
That's a matter of opinion.
1098
00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:53,980
Can she round up sheep?
1099
00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:55,340
Sure. Sure.
1100
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:57,060
Maddy, go get the sheep!
1101
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:02,180
Hey, Maddy.
1102
00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:03,420
This is Maddy.
1103
00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:05,780
- Can she round up sheep?
- Sure.
1104
00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:07,420
Maddy, go get those sheep!
1105
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:08,700
Go get them!
1106
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:17,180
Gosh, look at her go. Yeah.
1107
00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:18,860
THEY LAUGH
1108
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:23,540
Nailed it.
1109
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,820
LAUGHTER
1110
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:29,460
So I've made a faster sheepdog, huh?
1111
00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:31,500
This is Flynn.
WHISTLES
1112
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,460
Come here, Flynn. Come here, buddy.
1113
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:35,300
Hey!
1114
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:36,940
Get the sheep.
1115
00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:38,820
He's on the trail.
He's on the trail.
1116
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:40,460
I can see.
1117
00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:41,780
Oh!
1118
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:46,500
Go get the sheep, go get the sheep.
1119
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,220
Look at him go.
1120
00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:50,020
Ah! Look at him go!
1121
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,580
- Whoa! - Look at him go!
1122
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:52,940
He's fast.
1123
00:58:52,940 --> 00:58:54,740
Oh, where did that one come from?
1124
00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:58,940
HE LAUGHS
1125
00:59:00,860 --> 00:59:03,900
HE HUMS
1126
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,460
You know what I mean?
1127
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:07,900
OK, here we go, Professor Green.
1128
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:11,540
One minute, forty...
1129
00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:13,140
..six...
1130
00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:14,340
..flat.
1131
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:19,700
I put it in the wrong spot!
1132
00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:21,500
What an idiot.
1133
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:25,540
Wait, where does it go?
Just above James McAvoy.
1134
00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:26,980
Don't distract me!
1135
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,660
Jesus, be quiet.
1136
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:30,940
This is serious geometry.
1137
00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:35,100
Here we go...
1138
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:37,340
I feel this is the one, ready?
1139
00:59:39,860 --> 00:59:41,540
Nope, all right.
1140
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,700
I think that's my new style of
doing this, so I don't have to add.
1141
00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:51,460
I'm just going to do that.
1142
00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:53,500
Don't overthink it.
1143
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:56,020
- I'm getting caught up in my own...
- Just let that wrist relax.
1144
00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:58,020
You've got a lot of
tension in that wrist.
1145
01:00:03,820 --> 01:00:05,740
BLEEP nailed it, man.
1146
01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:09,940
# Oh, Lord
1147
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,820
# Won't you buy me
1148
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,940
♪ A Mercedes Benz? ♪
1149
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:16,700
Oh!
1150
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:20,020
Go easy with the car,
it's a prototype!
1151
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:24,500
Don't get carried
away with your speed.
1152
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,140
All right, Chris, I've got this.
1153
01:00:26,140 --> 01:00:30,740
# So Lord, won't you buy me
a Mercedes Benz?
1154
01:00:30,740 --> 01:00:36,140
♪ A Mercedes Benz. ♪
1155
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:38,940
I reckon if we get it over,
we'll get it going again.
1156
01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:40,420
Yeah, it'll buff out.
88934
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