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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:22,220 Congratulations to Mr. Popolski and Mr. Ates, 3 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:24,700 for successfully completing junior high school. 4 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:28,170 Mr. Miller, your oral exam was, to put it mildly, a farce. 5 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:30,980 I heard you're being released this week? 6 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:33,210 Very good. 7 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,720 Although in my opinion, 8 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:38,560 your lack of general education represents a danger to the public. 9 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:45,820 Just out of curiosity, why sign up for the class at all? 10 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,990 Because this is the only place in prison 11 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,660 where there's free hot chocolate. 12 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:53,950 Thank you. 13 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,800 See you in 2 weeks, bro. - Awesome! Don't drop the soap! 14 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:08,750 Shut up. Fuck a whore for me. And you, keep your nose clean. 15 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,940 Heeeyaa, Baby! 16 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,640 Freeedom! 17 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,480 What did you do to my car? 18 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,730 Sweet, isn't it? 19 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:07,320 No welcome kiss? - Dunno. What's it going to cost me? 20 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:12,450 Hey! Save the sucking for your customers. 21 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,120 Where's the money? 22 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:15,490 I buried it. 23 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:18,620 Where? 24 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:27,010 OK. These are the coordinates. I pinned it for you. 25 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,090 I figured a schoolyard, nobody'd look, y'know? 26 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,630 What? - I don't have great memories of my school days. 27 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:36,730 You? Went to school? 28 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:38,650 For how long? 29 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:41,850 Eighth or ninth grade, not sure. I was in my crack phase. 30 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:45,020 Hey, Zeki. When you get the money, can I get new boobs? 31 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,990 Shut up and honk if somebody comes. 32 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:50,160 How about one? The left one? 33 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:52,620 It's smaller somehow. Seriously. 34 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,910 Can I turn on the radio? - No. 35 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,390 Ooooh, shoe clips. 36 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,470 Mandy, it's not my phone, gotta be quick. 37 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,560 Listen, can you do my 54 dance today? 38 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,270 Fuck. 39 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:22,930 3 METERS TO DESTINATION. 40 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:25,440 What the? 41 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,110 I'm not into it anyway. 42 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,360 Glitter up the butt crack for days. 43 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,620 Stop honking, dingbat, it's ME. 44 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,510 It wasn't there before. 45 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,420 There was a construction site here. - Oh, really!? 46 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:51,510 Why'd you bury my fucking money under a site? 47 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,760 I figured they were laying pipe. 48 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:56,680 Are you mad at me? 49 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,390 No! Why would I be? 50 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,470 I only waited 13 months for this fucking moment!! 51 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:05,520 Maybe it could be raised up with a... 52 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:07,890 ...a crane? 53 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,320 You owe me 2,000 euros. And 50 for the glass table. 54 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:14,030 Gimme a break, Attila. 55 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:18,660 In a week or two I'll have the money from my job. 56 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:22,500 Just a taste, if it takes longer. 57 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,170 Right. Understood. 58 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:29,210 Can I crash here? - 'Til Gina's back from the fat farm. 59 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:31,210 Then I need the display window back. 60 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,090 Everything OK? - Why aren't you dressed yet? 61 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,640 The sexy teacher's next! 62 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,970 Get going and don't forget the glasses. 63 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,360 Hi there. Does somebody here need tutoring? 64 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:02,580 I'll find a cellar and dig my way to the money. 65 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:04,660 Is it possible that's a shit plan? 66 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:06,170 It's been a while, 67 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:10,840 but I remember schools are picky about letting thugs dig tunnels in the cellar. 68 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,000 I'm applying for janitor. 69 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:17,560 Do you know how to do repairs and fix soda machines? 70 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,550 You're the dumbest teacher ever! 71 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:22,050 But also the hottest. 72 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:25,180 Burak, bro, sup? - You? 73 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,100 Man. Danger! 74 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,580 Hey, you can't run down the bikes. 75 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:49,000 Shut up and pop a few of your moon craters. 76 00:05:58,210 --> 00:06:00,340 Hello. Excuse me, can I help you? 77 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,050 The principal's office? - About the job? 78 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:07,220 Exactly. - To the right here, then straight. 79 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,940 'Scuse me, could you help with my glasses? 80 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,940 Ouch. 'Scuse me, I'm fine. 'Kay, have to go. 81 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:17,990 Bye. Good luck. 82 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,490 KICK ME. 83 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,830 One moment, Ms. Gerster, about 10b 84 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,000 Not now, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now. 85 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:33,420 The little bastards... - Ingrid, please! I have job interviews. 86 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:35,460 I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun. 87 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,300 Nothing I can do about it. 88 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:51,900 You look like you couldn't change a light bulb. Done this job before? 89 00:06:56,980 --> 00:07:00,450 What are you, an elite janitor, who doesn't talk to mortals? 90 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:04,040 Hey! - What? - Give me back my 2 euros. I need to top up. 91 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,490 Fuck off, girl. 92 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:09,080 Fuck your mother. - You retarded? Fuck your own mother! - How? 93 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:13,380 AMOK ALARM. Please find a room and lock yourself in. 94 00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:15,670 Wild. A constant amok alarm. 95 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:19,220 I swear I heard a shot. Go, go, go, hurry up. 96 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,720 This is the amok alarm. 97 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:24,850 Please find a room and lock yourself in. 98 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:28,260 Caro, are you locking it from the inside? 99 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,560 What's going on now? - The little nutcase set off the alarm. 100 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,730 I swear it was him. - That's a reprimand. 101 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,320 I'm calling your parents. 102 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:39,610 Oh, Ms. Gerster. - Oh, Ms. Gerster. 103 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,780 Oh, god no. We've made a great impression, eh? 104 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:44,200 They're just children. 105 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:46,490 Good, then... you're next and... 106 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,750 ...the only one. Come in, then. - Asshole. 107 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:56,210 If you fuck me up again, I'll ram your fist so far up your ass 108 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:59,460 that you can scratch your throat from inside, fucking snitch. 109 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,880 Close the door. - Bro! 110 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:07,840 Your high school subjects? 111 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,940 What subjects? My favorites? 112 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:13,390 I assume. 113 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:17,810 Sports... - German? 114 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,110 Yeah, that too. - Good. 115 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,650 Finally somebody without math. 116 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,660 Does everybody have to teach? Not enough teachers? 117 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:32,910 Otherwise I wouldn't advertise for a substitute teacher. 118 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,990 Substitute teacher? I'm... 119 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,330 Right. Temp jobs, never the best. 120 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:41,420 I can't promise more than 2 months, until the end of the year, Mr... 121 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:42,970 Miller. Zeki Miller. 122 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,300 Janitor had a heart attack raking leaves. We don't have a go yet... 123 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:52,600 for a new one. My whole budget goes on police complaints and removing graffiti. 124 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:55,480 Then there's the "cable fire" in the old gym. 125 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:57,940 Insurance nightmare. Civil servant hell. 126 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:01,150 So until then, we have to... pitch in ourselves. 127 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:04,910 Do you like the new gym? 128 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:07,740 I did the sketches. The architect was a total waste. 129 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:10,240 As a teacher, I get a skeleton key, right? 130 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:12,290 You ask odd questions, Mr... 131 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,250 Salary? 132 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,380 A salary is good. - You're not a civil servant, I assume? 133 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,250 No, not really. 134 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,460 I can offer you 2,000 euros gross. 135 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,630 OK, then, 2200. But I can't go any higher. 136 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,930 We're not Milton Academy here. 137 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,090 Deal. - Bring your paperwork in later 138 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:34,020 and we'll see you assapissimo in the teacher's lounge. 139 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,980 Why didn't you call? - We were too drunk. 140 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:42,860 Slut. - Really. Did you know she wears a push-up bra? 141 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,480 I'm off. 142 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,280 Danger, give me the lighter. - Be polite, toe jam. 143 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:49,700 Give it to me. 144 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:52,620 There's your sister. - Stop or she'll come over. Shit. 145 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:56,120 Laura, please wear a jacket when you sit outside. 146 00:09:56,620 --> 00:10:00,420 Laura, I'm talking to you. - Laura, she's talking to you! 147 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,590 Let it go. 148 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,890 Could you please put out your cigarettes? 149 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:22,150 You with the blue cap. I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth? 150 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,820 Let it go. 151 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,740 It takes them a bit to learn respect for new teachers. 152 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,360 They're not putting them. - Nothing you can do. 153 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:30,990 They learn it at home. 154 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,070 I don't think that's a good attitude to have. 155 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,040 You there, who's your home room teacher? 156 00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:44,000 I forget. - You deaf? She said put out your cigarette. 157 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,000 I don't have to listen to you. 158 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,970 Who are you exactly? - Miller. I start work here tomorrow. 159 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,100 Substitute teacher. - Oh. 160 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,900 We work here, too. - My condolences. 161 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,480 About the syllables... could we meet up, exchange ideas? 162 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,650 Excuse me? About what? - About the syllables. - The syllabus? 163 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,280 That's what I said. 164 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:15,240 Right. Yeah, sure. 165 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,280 Don't push, please! - Today? 166 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,040 Parent conference today! 167 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:21,540 - But maybe tomorrow... Today's great for me. 168 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,920 Cool. 169 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,850 Would you like sugar? - Got a beer? 170 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:39,230 I'll look. I don't really drink beer, but... 171 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:41,720 Something alcoholic would be great. 172 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:43,480 OK. 173 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:47,060 Bra. 174 00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:01,830 All I have is prosecco. - That's fine. Come on. 175 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,130 Lisi has a visitor. Yay. 176 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,460 More, more. 177 00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:12,590 Anyway, 178 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:18,850 I wanted a Catholic boarding school. But then my grandma died 179 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:21,900 and my sister and I are well, orphans. 180 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,450 Child services didn't want Laura torn from a familiar setting. 181 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:33,780 So I thought I'd teach at my old school, 182 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:36,620 which has "slightly" changed. 183 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:41,160 Which college did you... 184 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,410 Bro! Finally. 185 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,010 TEACHING CERTIFICATE 186 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,350 PRINT FAIL 187 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,990 Shit, parents conferences are the worst. 188 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,290 I mean, they are all fucked-up asocials. 189 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,660 Are you there? 190 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,170 Man, oh man. 191 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,810 She picked up somebody. 192 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,890 I have to pee. 193 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:52,650 Right, but a learning disability doesn't just happen. 194 00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:57,110 Is it possible you're an asocial bum who's shit at raising a child? 195 00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:00,070 Man, I gain weight, but my boobs don't! 196 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:03,660 She drank a little. 197 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:06,280 Check in an hour if she's still breathing, OK? 198 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,420 Oh, my god. 199 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:02,510 Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer. - Good morning. Don't yell, please! 200 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,510 At least they greet you. 201 00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:07,970 Your one night stand. 202 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,850 Shit, I don't remember anything. 203 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,940 Caro, how does my hair look? - As goofy as last night, 204 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:18,240 so what's your problem? - He was drunk. 205 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,370 Hey- - Hey- 206 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,280 Fuck. 207 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,570 Really hot night, huh? 208 00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,160 Elisabeth. 209 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,170 Don't chase him like an underfucked old maid, please. 210 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,250 So. Play it cool, right? 211 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:44,760 Calm down. - I hate playing it cool. I want a steady boyfriend. 212 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,010 So tell him exactly that. That'll work. 213 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:49,600 TEACHERS LOUNGE 214 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,730 Sci-five! - Sci-five! 215 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,310 What are you doing? 216 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,990 Stay back! Not one more step! You can't stop me! 217 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,290 People, consider your environmental footprint on this earth. 218 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:10,490 You can't just drop stuff and wait 219 00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:13,330 for some idiot to pick it up. - Oh, god. 220 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,090 Ms. Leimbach-Knorr? 221 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,710 Is she OK? - It's only the second floor. 222 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,550 Please, do it. Please. Do it. 223 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:29,890 We need an ambulance! - Quick! 224 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,600 Go to your classrooms, please! 225 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,890 Stop filming this with your mobiles. 226 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:42,200 Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back. 227 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,730 Go to your classrooms. 228 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,580 Move the fuck back 229 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:49,250 or I'll kick your hairless asses and knock your metal teeth in. 230 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:52,620 He needs to piss off. - I hate that guy. 231 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,920 Am I dead? - No, no... 232 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,050 Thank god. - Shit. 233 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,800 Lisi, get out while you still can. 234 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:11,640 Anybody who becomes a teacher these days must be nuts. 235 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,350 They're all monsters. All of them! 236 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,820 Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr. Not again. 237 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,870 I'll call you, OK, Ingrid? - Yes. 238 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,250 Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right? - Yes. 239 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,870 Stay strong. 240 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,590 Welcome to our new firefighter, Mr. Miller. 241 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,050 Good morning. 242 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,340 So, not a great day for our school. 243 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:48,510 Will it set us back? No! Briefly: 244 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,470 Our colleague, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly, 245 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,150 but her chances of recovery are good. 246 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,810 She won't be teaching for the rest of the semester. 247 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,810 ...if she ever did. 248 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:06,660 Our next goal is to compensate for the loss of our colleague. 249 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,700 Who wants to take 10b? 250 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,080 Mr. Gundlach, how nice. - No, no. 251 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,160 I wanted to ask about the play. - Yes. No. 252 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:19,210 I can't. I substituted there once, and I simply can't. 253 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,960 I did 2 weeks too. 254 00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,340 All I'll say is: Second-degree burns. 255 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:27,010 There's nobody in 10b who hasn't repeated at least once. 256 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,060 Not one of them will graduate, they're impossible. - Excuse me, 257 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,600 the students need lessons. I think that's... 258 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,890 Leimbach-Knorr only lasted 4 months. 259 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,520 And she's ex navy! - Ms. Schnabelstedt is right. 260 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,730 For a change. 261 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:45,030 It's shocking how little teaching spirit is in the air here. 262 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,530 Thank you. - Welcome, the class is yours. 263 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,290 ...er, what does that mean? - Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt. 264 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:55,960 This is principal Gerster. 265 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,380 Students, return to your class immediately. Lessons will resume! 266 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,750 Hello, Mr. Miller. Excuse me, do you have a minute? 267 00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:07,750 What is it? - Chantal, your mother needs to pick up the knife. 268 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:10,630 Listen, about yesterday... 269 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,840 I thought I had a class now. - Briefly. 270 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,090 I was totally drunk. In case you were thinking... 271 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,680 I'm not into that. It doesn't mean anything to me, right? 272 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,150 What's that? - It'd be great if neither of us... 273 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,910 misinterpreted it. 274 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:30,450 Gonna be hard, but I'll try. OK. Forgotten. 275 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,190 Really? 276 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,780 Yeah, great. Good. I mean... 277 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:38,210 We're colleagues and we shouldn't... jump the gun, mix up... 278 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:42,420 Super. So... let's go. Pretty chaotic school, eh? 279 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:49,590 Forgotten. 280 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,130 Oh, my god. 281 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,430 'Scuse me. 282 00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:18,870 Good Morni... - Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit. 283 00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:28,000 Hey you, Peter Parker, go get a TV from the equipment room. 284 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:32,000 My name is Mr. Miller. If you don't want trouble, keep your trap shut. 285 00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,430 I'm only here temporarily. 286 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,470 You've all got an A. Bust my balls and I'll mark you down a grade. 287 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,060 Got it? - Yes. 288 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,360 Hey, fatso, you listening? Give me the notebook. 289 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,230 And don't eat so much unless you want to die a virgin. 290 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,410 So. 291 00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:59,500 Each of you writes down your favorite film 292 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:02,750 and then make sure there's a DVD ready for each class. 293 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,830 Is VHS OK? - If the film's not on DVD, it sucks. 294 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,580 I couldn't give a shit 295 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,090 about old B&W films collected by your Nazi grandparents. 296 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,340 That one's cool. 297 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,340 Take a picture. 298 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,180 Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Ms. Schnabel-spaz. 299 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,520 What a dog! 300 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,200 Take your seats, please? 301 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,700 What she want now? 302 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,710 My dears, I know a lot has happened, 303 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,790 but perhaps you could... - How old are you anyway? 304 00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:52,970 12? - How do you feel about 305 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,380 using my proper name. Could you try? 306 00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,430 How about you suck me off? 307 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,190 Some of you are surely wondering why Ms. Leimbach-Knorr did it. 308 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:09,770 Nope. - So that's what we'll talk about today. 309 00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,110 I brought a Freudenberger essay to help. 310 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,280 Zeynep, give me my nail polish! 311 00:22:14,610 --> 00:22:17,360 Stop yelling. - I didn't yell. Shut up and give it back. 312 00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:18,990 Fuck you. Take it. 313 00:22:19,690 --> 00:22:22,240 Unbelievably bad upbringing. - Yeah, you! 314 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:25,790 Each time you use the F word, you'll put a euro in the little frog. 315 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,410 She's annoying. 316 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:31,920 Pass the text around please and then we can talk about 317 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,500 what a burn-out really is. 318 00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:37,680 What's your name again? Could you put it on the board? 319 00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:45,600 OK, I get it. You're very creative. 320 00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:48,770 Take cover. 321 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:17,540 What's up? - When do we elect our class representative? 322 00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:21,180 Who wants to be class representative? 323 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,770 I don't want any nerds here, got it? I'm marking you all down a grade. 324 00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:31,150 Now paint something until the TV gets here. 325 00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:38,530 Can we brush? - You can pierce yourself if you want. I don't care. 326 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:41,360 And can we use opaque white? 327 00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:45,070 We're not really allowed to use opaque white. - Then DON'T! 328 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,700 Spastic. 329 00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:04,180 Hey guys, it's not funny anymore. It burns my eyes. 330 00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,470 You were supposed to pass those out! 331 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:14,480 Close the damn window! 332 00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:24,820 Good bye! 333 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,300 Would anybody like to share 10b homeroom duties? 334 00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:45,220 Express yourself. I don't understand sniveling. 335 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,390 Well, just because they're... they're a little... 336 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,140 Already in over your head? 337 00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:53,810 Right, there's the door. 338 00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:57,230 I don't want staff jumping out the window because they realize 339 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,690 this profession is no petting zoo. 340 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,400 OK. 341 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,900 Hey, what happened? 342 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,240 Nothing... they just... made such a fool of me. 343 00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,580 What? 344 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:22,130 WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR. 345 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,320 MAINTENANCE 346 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:10,880 Did you know that they call 10b the amok class? 347 00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:16,260 Yeah. It's the shithead Daniel. He's got a screw loose. 348 00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:19,690 Did you know they make bulletproof vests for teachers now? 349 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:22,100 Thin ones, y'know? They don't show. 350 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,530 The printer's not working. 351 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:30,660 You have to unplug it and plug it back in. 352 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:38,540 You said you got an A- on the teacher's exam. 353 00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,290 But you got an A. 354 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,500 That's perverse. You're a real geek. 355 00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:46,800 Caro, why are you printing my exam results? 356 00:26:54,050 --> 00:26:56,930 Monday. Miller was here. - No way! 357 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,800 Pig! 358 00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:13,170 Unfortunately, you chose a very slim tree to hide behind. 359 00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:16,430 You stole my exam results! 360 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,600 Have you been sniffing white-out? 361 00:28:20,930 --> 00:28:22,100 Printer cache! 362 00:28:22,430 --> 00:28:25,180 I had problems at uni. I needed the job. Calm down. 363 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,690 It's theft and fraud. And you exploited me sexually. 364 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:31,690 I put a few knockout drops in your bug tea. 365 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:35,740 I wouldn't touch you with 10-foot pole. So stop babbling. - Excuse me?! 366 00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:40,240 You're such an ass. You're an ass and an imposter. 367 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,120 And that's a crime. I'm calling the police. 368 00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:48,040 Lighter than expected. 369 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,340 Let go of me. - Listen, munchkin, 370 00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:56,590 I suggest you cuddle with your teddy bears overnight, and decide your price. 371 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,930 Don't suck with me, Zeki Miller. 372 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,440 It's "don't fuck with me", and I won't unless I'm brain dead. 373 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,650 What are you doing there? 374 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:13,480 None of your fucking business. 375 00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:18,610 We'll see what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow. 376 00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,790 You want money, Schnabelstedt? 377 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,330 I don't want anything, except my class back. 378 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:30,790 Swap? Why? 379 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:35,550 I have training in conflict resolution and a 380 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,680 ...a night course in aggression. - Yeah, that too. 381 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:47,100 I've planned it all so well. I would hate to change it around. 382 00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:50,900 I was angry at first that he wanted to rob me of such a great challenge, 383 00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:54,230 but then I realized it's best for the children. 384 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,870 Fireman teachers are usually the tougher nuts, eh? 385 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:09,500 Good luck. 386 00:30:09,830 --> 00:30:12,500 Bite me. They're fucking kids. They can kiss my ass. 387 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,600 I am substituting for Ms. Schnabelstedt. 388 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:30,190 My name is Miller and I'm only a temp. 389 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,070 Why's your name Miller? You don't look like a Miller. 390 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,070 You're a brother! - Cut the Turko shit. An F for you. 391 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,700 Where's the class register? - In the cupboard. 392 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,920 Think I'm going to cry now? Fucking children. 393 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,510 Let's see who you motherfuckers are. 394 00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:09,310 Chantal Ackermann? 395 00:31:13,810 --> 00:31:16,910 OK, I'm going for a smoke before I smash your teeth in. 396 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,340 Motherfuckers! 397 00:32:26,170 --> 00:32:30,400 Mr. Miller, class is in session. Where are you going? 398 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,690 Maybe to change my clothes?! 399 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,690 To the principal's office, please. 400 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,120 You didn't tell me they were the asocials. 401 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,070 Excuse me?! What kind of term is that? 402 00:32:46,490 --> 00:32:49,160 You mean youth from the under-educated class. 403 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:53,290 Mr. Miller, I want those children brought under control. 404 00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,840 School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits. 405 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:59,380 You may go change, but this is an exception. 406 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,720 Thank you! 407 00:33:14,430 --> 00:33:15,600 Show off your ass. 408 00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:18,980 That looks sexy. 409 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:07,610 Where are the others? - Downstairs, I think. - They're not in the mood. 410 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:21,010 Class has started! - What does he want? 411 00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:24,170 Idiot! - Old fart. He should go home. - Pathetic. 412 00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:26,760 OMG, you're bleeding. 413 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,680 This is a Forever 21, you retard! It's gonna stain. 414 00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:36,060 I swear he's crazy. Let's go. 415 00:34:36,390 --> 00:34:38,310 The classroom and make it quick! 416 00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,280 Shit! 417 00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:51,450 You forgot your backpack. 418 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,000 Everybody up here, chop-chop! 419 00:34:57,990 --> 00:34:59,870 Now we know who's in command here. 420 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,380 As of now, get your asses in here at the bell and no trouble. 421 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,630 Now what? We didn't do homework. 422 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,920 I don't give a shit. You sit here. The rest isn't my problem. 423 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,680 Here's the deal. You all fail in a few weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble. 424 00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:15,930 You're the loser class. 425 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,300 The whole teacher's lounge slags you off. 426 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,220 I can do whatever I want here, nobody cares. 427 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,900 You're scum. 428 00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:26,900 So shut your mouths and sit still until the bell. 429 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:29,950 Excuse me. 430 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,320 Do you have any chalk? - Look yourself. 431 00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:40,750 Your student is crying. 432 00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:43,500 Chantal! 433 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,250 Yes? - Cry quietly. 434 00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:53,010 Is it possible you don't care at all? 435 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,430 About what? 436 00:35:55,050 --> 00:35:56,430 About their respect. 437 00:35:57,390 --> 00:35:59,980 Don't you have work to do, like potato prints? 438 00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:03,400 This here has no educational value. 439 00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:06,600 They look traumatized. And what's that on their faces? 440 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,280 They were making name tags and smeared. Now act like a plane and take off. 441 00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:13,740 I'm good at putting myself in teenage shoes. 442 00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:17,040 How? By subtracting the pole up your ass and adding Facebook? 443 00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:20,870 You! Laugh at your own jokes. 444 00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:22,790 You need therapy. 445 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,710 Sorry, that wasn't right of me. 446 00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:37,010 ROCK DRILL 447 00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:49,270 Yes? 448 00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:52,150 I told you when the old lady got back, 449 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,610 I'd need the booth. - Where'm I gonna sleep? 450 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:58,120 It's only a matter of time before the cops are back on your ass. 451 00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:01,450 Keep me out of it. I run a clean establishment. 452 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,960 You've got an LSD lab in the attic. 453 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,250 Exactly. I have to be twice as careful. 454 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:19,300 Motherfucker. 455 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,180 Shit. 456 00:37:25,930 --> 00:37:27,280 Shit. 457 00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:40,410 YOU HAVE A FUTURE WE HAVE A PLAN 458 00:38:06,510 --> 00:38:08,890 Man, Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts? 459 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560 What do you care? 460 00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:13,270 There's such nice stuff to wear at your age. 461 00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:16,200 Caro, help me out. - Elisabeth, 462 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,790 I feel like a lesbian adoptive mother when you drag me into it. 463 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:24,990 I need to unwind. - Yes, I see. That's your second glass. 464 00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:28,960 Yes! And we are not married. 465 00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:36,640 There's somebody in the garden. - Get the pepper spray! 466 00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:38,670 The pepper Spray! 467 00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:41,430 Laura, in your room, lock the door. - Dostoyevsky! 468 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,430 That dog is useless! 469 00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:49,390 Remember our self-defense classes. You hold it like this. 470 00:38:52,890 --> 00:38:54,990 Hit him! We don't want it! 471 00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:57,820 That sentence is pointless if we're not being raped. 472 00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:03,400 Who the fuck would rape you! 473 00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,080 Zeki? 474 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:07,950 Were you going to sleep here? 475 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:10,080 No. 476 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,840 He's a giant asshole, Caro, I'm telling you. 477 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,260 I think he's nice. And he's hot. 478 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,680 Plus, I bet he can fix stuff. This fucking house is big enough. 479 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,130 This "fucking" house is good enough for you at 50 euros a month! 480 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:25,510 Even better. So he pays 250. 481 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,140 You'll finally get contact lenses, Harry Potter. 482 00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:30,890 Glasses look like shit, I've told you 1000 times. 483 00:39:32,430 --> 00:39:33,900 Got a boyfriend? 484 00:39:34,890 --> 00:39:39,020 Careful, you'll end up like your sister. - Watch it! 485 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,740 Laura, go upstairs. 486 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,950 One night. We don't have linens. 487 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,450 I'll just finish this. 488 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,550 At least 2 weeks, please. - Your car has no smog sticker. 489 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,500 I'll pay at month's end. I'll never find anywhere else. 490 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,010 I don't even know you. Maybe you'll hurt us. 491 00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,720 Living with you for 2 weeks, I'm the victim here. 492 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,930 Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Hello. 493 00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:12,400 Mr. Miller? 494 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,570 Not now. Piss off. 495 00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:16,060 It's about German class. 496 00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:18,610 I could only find Jurassic Park 1 online, 497 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:21,360 but on list it says to bring 2. Is that a problem? 498 00:40:21,690 --> 00:40:24,870 Chantal, on THE list. Articles aren't optional. 499 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,200 What are you on about? So, Mr. Miller? 500 00:40:27,530 --> 00:40:29,280 We already watched Jurassic Park. 501 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,460 But so many were in remedial class. 502 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:35,410 Whatever, just buzz off. You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh? 503 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,300 You can stay for 2 weeks. - Really? 504 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,510 As long as you really teach 10b and make sure they improve. 505 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,050 How can I? - Do your job! 506 00:40:47,430 --> 00:40:51,400 It's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster that class means movies and terror. 507 00:40:59,810 --> 00:41:01,110 Whoa, Mr. Miller. 508 00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:06,830 Hello. 509 00:41:07,490 --> 00:41:09,200 Can you make change? - How? 510 00:41:12,330 --> 00:41:13,870 Could you help me get out? 511 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,550 Could you stop please? 512 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,100 That hurts. - E20 is stuck. 513 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,470 More to the right. 514 00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:33,430 Come on. - Yeah. 515 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,530 My pleasure. 516 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:43,900 Are you a teacher? - Yeah, 517 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,860 but I'm just a temp. 518 00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,830 It's going to be another shit day. 519 00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:58,540 Any other furniture you need? 520 00:41:58,870 --> 00:42:00,250 Sorry, not available. 521 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,800 Here. Reading material and syllabus. 522 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,050 How am I supposed to get mental defectives to read? 523 00:42:09,470 --> 00:42:10,680 Know what? 524 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,560 You need to control Danger and Chantal. 525 00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:16,270 Once you get the leaders, the others follow. 526 00:42:17,930 --> 00:42:20,980 Need anything else? - Caro! - What? - Could you come... 527 00:42:21,690 --> 00:42:23,360 What? - The shelves. 528 00:42:25,190 --> 00:42:26,360 Yup. 529 00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:32,830 SCHILLER "THE ROBBERS" 530 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:36,830 God, the print's small. 531 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,340 Weapons, drugs, vandalism. 532 00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:46,750 Leaders. 533 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,260 Little motherfuckers. 534 00:42:51,050 --> 00:42:53,600 Did you know that bees make photosynthesis? 535 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:56,560 Boy, these students are really special needs. 536 00:42:59,430 --> 00:43:01,610 Use a plate. - No, it's fine. 537 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,940 Have to go. Still working nights. - Where? 538 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:06,940 In a club. 539 00:43:07,570 --> 00:43:10,110 With real dance music or that electro-shit? 540 00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:13,530 Right. So long as you get your lessons prepared. 541 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:28,380 Why do you always give him that sexed-up look? 542 00:43:29,090 --> 00:43:31,560 Don't be jealous. He's too short for me anyway. 543 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,100 To blow him, I'd have to dig a pit first. 544 00:43:34,430 --> 00:43:36,100 I don't want anything from him! 545 00:43:36,890 --> 00:43:40,020 Hey, once he's in, it doesn't hurt anymore. 546 00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:43,350 And I guarantee he's a great lay. 547 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,030 By the way, I signed him up as an assistant for your swim class. 548 00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:49,650 Oh, Caro. - Hey! 549 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,360 I don't want anything from him. 550 00:43:56,110 --> 00:43:58,210 Daniel! Don't jump from the edge. 551 00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:00,500 But yes! 552 00:44:02,290 --> 00:44:03,410 Very funny. 553 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,550 So, who forgot a suit or has a doctor's note? 554 00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:12,880 Two laps warm-up, please. 555 00:44:32,150 --> 00:44:35,490 So what do I do? - Uh, first put out your cigarette. 556 00:44:37,910 --> 00:44:40,280 Then just make sure nobody dies. 557 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:50,130 Very funny. - Ms. Schnabelstedt, 558 00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:52,710 such pretty wet hair. Totally cute. 559 00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:55,260 Mr. Miller. No. 560 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:02,480 You need to do sports. Go on. 10 laps before I let you out. 561 00:45:02,930 --> 00:45:05,480 You can shove your fake doctor's note up your ass. 562 00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,400 You too. Go change. 563 00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:11,360 You're a fascister Mr. Miller. I hate you. 564 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,410 Mr. Miller! 565 00:45:23,450 --> 00:45:24,950 I wanted to thank you. 566 00:45:25,450 --> 00:45:28,050 Thank me? Really? Here, in front of everybody? 567 00:45:32,210 --> 00:45:33,380 What for, anyway? 568 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,760 It's the first time so many took part. 569 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,890 Take that back. 570 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,520 No worries. - Spaz! 571 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,230 No, you take it. 572 00:45:54,730 --> 00:45:56,410 Calm down. - You a spaz, bro? 573 00:45:56,730 --> 00:45:58,610 He said I was into her. - So what? 574 00:45:59,030 --> 00:46:02,200 Hey, man, she's ugly as sin. Let go of me, you whore. 575 00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:04,700 Daniel, whore is a feminine noun. 576 00:46:06,490 --> 00:46:09,920 Now pull yourself together! - Leave me alone, you asswipe! 577 00:46:17,670 --> 00:46:18,760 Zeki! 578 00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:24,010 You can't do that. You can't do that. 579 00:46:27,970 --> 00:46:30,440 I didn't hear the apology! - Fucker! Fucker! 580 00:46:31,350 --> 00:46:33,480 Are you a teacher? - Yes, why? 581 00:46:38,650 --> 00:46:40,070 But I'm just a temp. 582 00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:43,450 Sorry, sorry. 583 00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:53,750 Did you just use force with a student? - I'll tell my father. 584 00:46:54,710 --> 00:46:56,710 You told me to get him under control. 585 00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,470 But not with violence. 586 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,220 They reflect that behavior outside school! 587 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,020 Daniel. 588 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,240 Be careful. I think he pissed his pants in the pool. 589 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,780 ...so I thought we could get together? Talk about... 590 00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:22,400 how that could have happened with Daniel. 591 00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:23,990 Exactly. 592 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,030 But you haven't yet filed criminal... 593 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,040 Me? No, it wasn't me. 594 00:47:35,670 --> 00:47:36,760 I don't want... 595 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,380 Miller. 596 00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,440 Yes, OK. 597 00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:54,350 Bye. 598 00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:57,530 So does he want a parent's conference? 599 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,370 No, he said Daniel's nuts and I should smack him sometimes, 600 00:48:01,690 --> 00:48:03,570 it's the only way to get him in line. 601 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,200 We need to get the poor boy out of that vicious circle. 602 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:12,040 It's a little late, but I know a really good Ethiopian. 603 00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:14,250 Good, so talk to him if he's an expert. 604 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,750 It's a restaurant. I'm hungry. 605 00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:20,630 Ethiopian? Fly soup and rice pudding? 606 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:23,260 I need meat, man. 607 00:48:27,130 --> 00:48:29,850 Is that actually allowed, in traffic, the windshield? 608 00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:41,320 You need to talk to Daniel again. I'm worried. 609 00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:44,370 I'm collecting their dreams for the time capsule 610 00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:46,870 that every class buries. 611 00:48:47,570 --> 00:48:49,070 I noticed disturbing things. 612 00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:52,000 Daniel and Burak want to become criminals. 613 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:55,330 Is work all you think about? - It's our responsibility. 614 00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:57,590 But they're other people's children. 615 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,040 Do you like it? 616 00:48:59,790 --> 00:49:01,210 Yes, thanks. 617 00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:06,510 There's sort of an educational oath. We have a professional duty. 618 00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:10,180 It's bad enough that everybody thinks teachers are lazy. 619 00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:11,970 I swore to make a difference. 620 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,650 They may be awful, they're still just children. Excuse me, 621 00:49:15,970 --> 00:49:18,600 but could you maybe switch poles? If it's no trouble. 622 00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:21,530 OK. 623 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:25,400 Do you really believe that shit, there's a sweet flower inside every kid? 624 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:28,580 I think some kids haven't learned to believe in themselves, 625 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:30,830 and don't know right from wrong. 626 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,460 If we don't teach them, they'll end up in prison or something. 627 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,710 We have one Erection and one Licking Vagina. 628 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:46,050 It's edible. Don't be shy. 629 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:47,670 It's a penis. 630 00:49:48,090 --> 00:49:50,590 Man, you'll never get a guy that way, really. 631 00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:53,020 They all think you're mega uptight. 632 00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:54,640 Put the dick in your mouth. 633 00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:57,600 Coping with students. 634 00:49:57,930 --> 00:50:01,690 Professional handling of disruption and discipline conflict. CD 4. 635 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:04,240 Don't underestimate the value of role-playing. 636 00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:07,490 Group exercises allow young people to channel aggression. 637 00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:12,070 Role-playing for indirect review of behavioral dysfunction, 638 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,700 and lack of self-confidence. 639 00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:22,010 Fucking shit. - Role-play 640 00:50:22,330 --> 00:50:26,300 gives a problem child free rein for his feelings, and allows reflection 641 00:50:26,630 --> 00:50:28,260 on his inappropriate behavior. 642 00:50:29,010 --> 00:50:31,230 What exercise'? I don't want to do an exercise. 643 00:50:31,630 --> 00:50:33,850 Stow that look or I'll slap you silly. 644 00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:35,270 So I'm her husband? 645 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,020 A round of applause - he got it. - Shut up. You start. 646 00:50:39,350 --> 00:50:42,270 Man, wait a sec. I have to get into my part. 647 00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:44,860 Oh, my beautiful apartment! 648 00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:48,280 Thank you, darling! How was work? - Shut your trap. I'm hungry. 649 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:52,120 Watch your mouth. We only just got married. 650 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,240 I married you so there'd be food ready 651 00:50:54,570 --> 00:50:56,700 after I screw sluts all day. 652 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,540 After you screw sluts, huh? 653 00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:02,670 You married me because I'm pretty, Salak. - Don't push me. 654 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Are you an idiot? 655 00:51:04,370 --> 00:51:06,920 Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller. - Who's Mr. Miller? 656 00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:10,010 Are you shagging some German? - Show me your cell. 657 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,600 Hey, Danger, that's not part of the game, man. 658 00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:15,590 Shut up. Go clean and then you can blow me. 659 00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,680 Give me my phone back, spaz. 660 00:51:21,350 --> 00:51:24,350 Are you crazy? Don't hit each other. Stop being such thugs. 661 00:51:24,730 --> 00:51:26,610 Give me the phone, you fuckface. - OK. 662 00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:29,780 Daniel, you did a great job. 663 00:51:30,110 --> 00:51:32,030 Have you thought about the drama club? 664 00:51:32,610 --> 00:51:35,410 They participate in community youth theater 665 00:51:35,910 --> 00:51:38,830 and it could be a great new hobby for you, 666 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,250 where you could have fun and let off steam. 667 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,130 No way! I'm already in school 3 or 4 times a week. 668 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,010 What's your problem? 669 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:53,720 Fuck school, man. 670 00:51:54,470 --> 00:51:56,470 Watch your mouth, motherfucker. 671 00:51:57,340 --> 00:52:00,720 You seriously believe you want to become drug dealers or some shit? 672 00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:02,100 Yes we do. 673 00:52:02,430 --> 00:52:04,730 I'd rather collect welfare than learn that crap. 674 00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:06,900 Come on, school's still on. Piss off. 675 00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,440 Fucking motherfuckers. 676 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,700 Was a stupid idea, sorry. 677 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,030 We could each make �20,000. It's an armored car transport. 678 00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,870 My cousin's been watching them for 6 weeks now. 679 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,000 I'm busy on something else. 680 00:52:24,330 --> 00:52:27,050 All you have to do is drive. Getaway car, Zeki. 681 00:52:27,370 --> 00:52:30,090 Bro, you just got out. Get a real job. 682 00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:35,270 A little upset? Need a blow job? - No, not in the mood. 683 00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,390 What's the matter? Were you with Mandy? 684 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:41,230 Are you oftener with her than me lately? 685 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,060 No, I wasn't with Mandy. And it's "more often". 686 00:52:44,390 --> 00:52:47,940 Do you have a crush on the bookworm? - Leave me alone. 687 00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:50,240 Could you suck me off? - Sorry. 688 00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:05,880 Zeki. 689 00:53:13,630 --> 00:53:15,130 Turn that off. 690 00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:23,310 What's this? 691 00:53:42,950 --> 00:53:44,200 Elisabeth Schnabelstedt. 692 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,010 Hello. I seriously doubt this will work 693 00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:01,690 or anybody will be organized enough to ever dig up this time capsule. 694 00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:05,810 I'm also basically uncomfortable at the thought of strangers reading this. 695 00:54:06,140 --> 00:54:07,640 But I wish I weren't so fat. 696 00:54:07,970 --> 00:54:10,650 I'd like a love letter with boxes for "yes, no, maybe". 697 00:54:10,980 --> 00:54:12,230 It's silly, I know. 698 00:54:12,810 --> 00:54:15,030 I want to become a teacher. It's the only job 699 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,280 where you get kids without getting fat. 700 00:54:17,610 --> 00:54:20,990 And I'd like a smart and honest boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B. 701 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,990 Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a. 702 00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,250 Why didn't I ever win a trophy like that? 703 00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:39,510 Do you have to win the math Olympics first? 704 00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:42,390 Or a fucking badminton tournament? 705 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:49,100 For the first time, I felt like the streets robbed me of my childhood. 706 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:51,850 The streets. 707 00:54:52,190 --> 00:54:54,610 And homeroom teacher, Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt. 708 00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:56,990 Everybody knows you stole the class money! 709 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,530 You'll never amount to anything! 710 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,990 That was surely not the last foster family 711 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,620 that wants to get rid of you, Zeki Miller! 712 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,970 School over already? 713 00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:46,910 'Scuse me, 'scuse me. 714 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,540 Are you out of your mind? - Why? 715 00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,840 SLUT 716 00:56:00,170 --> 00:56:01,640 Hey, did they pierce my ears? 717 00:56:02,670 --> 00:56:04,770 Could you please tell me how that happened? 718 00:56:05,130 --> 00:56:06,890 Where you sleeping in class? 719 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:19,060 How about peeing INTO the urinal. 720 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,870 Yeah, yeah. 721 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:26,200 Check your butt. 722 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:31,460 ASSHOLE 723 00:56:31,990 --> 00:56:34,250 How drunk were you not to notice? 724 00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:35,920 One, two beers? 725 00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:38,130 Yeah. - Fuck. 726 00:56:38,670 --> 00:56:40,290 Let's not use that word in class. 727 00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:43,470 Are you alright? 728 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,970 Man, just piss off, OK? 729 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:50,180 You're just worried I'll be busted and you get the shitty 10b back. 730 00:56:50,550 --> 00:56:53,020 Don't pretend you care. - You're nuts. 731 00:56:53,350 --> 00:56:56,150 Are you really accusing me of not caring about you? 732 00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:59,310 I'm really sorry you're depressed... 733 00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:01,270 I am not a teacher at all. 734 00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:03,950 Don't start doubting everything. 735 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,610 Hello... 736 00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:09,740 Your class isn't easy, but I mean, you chose the job, 737 00:57:10,370 --> 00:57:11,990 so now just stay the course. 738 00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:14,580 Now, go home. You look like a junkie. 739 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,340 And think about how to turn your profession into a vocation. 740 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,210 You do have the potential. 741 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,220 You are close to your students. 742 00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,140 Including in consuming intoxicants. 743 00:57:29,430 --> 00:57:30,770 Your eyeliner, 744 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,100 it's really perfect. Gotta give Chantal credit. 745 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:39,690 So. 746 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,490 Yeah. 747 00:57:45,690 --> 00:57:49,370 I don't know, Laura. Razor blades. I saw something on TV about it. 748 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,870 It makes a huge mess in the bathroom. 749 00:57:52,490 --> 00:57:54,040 All that blood. 750 00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:58,170 Right, then we'll try the plastic bags. Press down hard. 751 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,120 This method definitely sucks. 752 00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:02,680 I'd take pills. Somebody's here! 753 00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:04,970 Why do you have a bag over your head? 754 00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:07,210 New profile pictures for Facebook. 755 00:58:07,630 --> 00:58:09,880 Fuck, bro, are you shitting me? And you too? 756 00:58:10,590 --> 00:58:13,810 Were you trying to kill yourselves? - Please don't tell my parents. 757 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,940 Mr. Miller, please. - We just wanted to try. 758 00:58:18,890 --> 00:58:20,940 Because if we do do it, it'll be together. 759 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,360 I didn't want to. You roped me in. 760 00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:26,610 You said yourself you feel ugly. 761 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:30,790 But you started with the suicide. Because you're in love with Daniel. 762 00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:33,330 Man, Maike, you're so bitchy. 763 00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:38,670 So nobody wants to fuck you. No reason to kill yourself. 764 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,290 I would've written a farewell note. 765 00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:44,090 And then Daniel would've come to my funeral 766 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,340 and said he always had feelings for me 767 00:58:46,670 --> 00:58:48,590 and that he was too blind to realize it. 768 00:58:49,210 --> 00:58:52,340 So stop walking around like a trannie waiting for the operation. 769 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,800 You're not that ugly. 770 00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:55,230 Yes I am. 771 00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:09,330 NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING. HE'S STEALING GAS. 772 00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:18,330 Hey, girls. - Hi, Zeki. 773 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,340 Charlie, can you do something with her? 774 00:59:21,830 --> 00:59:23,800 We don't do surgery here. 775 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,760 No sense of humor, eh? 776 00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:30,630 Runs in the family. 777 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,310 She needs a big push. 778 00:59:40,810 --> 00:59:42,560 Sheila, bring my make-up bag! 779 00:59:42,890 --> 00:59:44,520 She's a whore, she knows style. 780 00:59:45,770 --> 00:59:48,070 Do you want a drink, or a line? - No thanks. 781 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,570 No, no. The big one. The big one. 782 00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:52,360 Sweet. Still so young 783 00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:54,450 and fresh. - Yeah, yeah. 784 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,370 I don't look awful? 785 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,650 Danger! 786 01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:33,990 She looks great. Today. 787 01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:38,370 Hey, what? - Danger, Chantal, 788 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,450 come here! - What does he want? - Take this. - Go on. 789 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,090 Little bitch. 790 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,340 What's up, Mr. Miller? 791 01:00:48,670 --> 01:00:49,960 I still owe you something. 792 01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:51,510 What? 793 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:55,060 Some make-up. - Man, Mr. Miller. 794 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,380 Danger. - Really! - Yes? 795 01:00:58,050 --> 01:01:00,520 You know your dad said I could slap you around? 796 01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:02,730 But you're not really going to, right? 797 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:05,440 If you make sure she's home on time, then no. 798 01:01:05,810 --> 01:01:07,150 What is this!? 799 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,280 Can she smoke something? Oh, you motherfucker! 800 01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:13,530 Honestly, you're borderlining, you brainsicker. 801 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:15,110 Shut it. 802 01:01:15,610 --> 01:01:18,110 On time tomorrow or expect trouble, people. - Fuck. 803 01:01:18,950 --> 01:01:20,040 Yes. 804 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,750 Danger, you spaz, why are you brown-nosing him? 805 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,920 Did he call my father or yours? - Who gives a fuck. 806 01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:30,290 Look at you, embarrassing. - Shut up. 807 01:01:30,830 --> 01:01:33,130 What is this anyway? Not his shit, I hope. 808 01:01:36,670 --> 01:01:39,300 Punctually tomorrow, people? 809 01:01:50,730 --> 01:01:52,110 This plant drives me crazy. 810 01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:55,740 Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on. 811 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,820 The learning assessment for class 10b is in. 812 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,990 The results were as expected. 813 01:02:01,820 --> 01:02:04,170 The class is an intellectual vacuum. 814 01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:06,870 Don't be gentle in breaking it to them. 815 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,750 This is their last chance to get it together. 816 01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:12,670 God, is she dumb. 817 01:02:17,210 --> 01:02:18,890 Ms. Gerster? - Yes? 818 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:22,060 Where are the forms for study trips? - What? 819 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,730 A field outing? - What? - A study outing? 820 01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:27,100 A field trip? 821 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,480 Where are we going? - Disneyland? 822 01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:33,150 Not a concentration camp again. - Shut up. 823 01:02:33,690 --> 01:02:35,860 Chantal, you write the report. - Nooo. 824 01:02:38,690 --> 01:02:40,490 Today we took a field trip. 825 01:02:42,030 --> 01:02:44,870 First we visited an acquaintance of Mr. Miller's 826 01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,790 who is going cold turkey. 827 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,370 Hey you, long time no see. 828 01:02:50,910 --> 01:02:54,340 So, people, some of you said you wanted to become drug bosses. 829 01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:58,090 So this is what drug dependence looks like. This is a heroin addict. 830 01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,010 How long were you a drug addict? 831 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,260 He can't answer; shooting up fried his brain. 832 01:03:04,430 --> 01:03:07,350 He puked the whole time and Zeynep almost puked too. 833 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,270 Who wanted to be a drug dealer? - Not anymore, right? 834 01:03:10,810 --> 01:03:13,860 Then we went to the parents of a friend of Mr. Miller's, 835 01:03:14,190 --> 01:03:16,490 so Daniel could see a life on welfare. 836 01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:17,860 Who's there? 837 01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:19,530 The friend is a whore. 838 01:03:21,150 --> 01:03:22,570 Hey, Zeki, you back? 839 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:25,500 Could we come in? These jokers have a few questions. 840 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,090 Udo, get dressed! There are children here. Chico! 841 01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:33,040 Chantal, is that your mother? - Are you retarded! 842 01:03:35,420 --> 01:03:36,710 Udo, how's it hanging? 843 01:03:37,090 --> 01:03:38,510 Yeah. You? 844 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,210 OK. - He sleeps a lot. 845 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,590 You cuties... - It stinks here. 846 01:03:43,930 --> 01:03:46,900 ...do something with your life. My daughter is a prostitute 847 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:48,640 and we're dependent on her. 848 01:03:48,970 --> 01:03:50,390 It's not nice. 849 01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:52,350 The dog's shitting - Udo! 850 01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:57,060 Who cares. 851 01:03:58,060 --> 01:04:00,360 The prostitute has a brother. His name is Ronny. 852 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:02,570 Ronny was sleeping 853 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,700 because he drinks a lot and he's a Nazi. 854 01:04:06,070 --> 01:04:10,170 They are up all night, so nobody wanted Mr. Miller to wake him. 855 01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:12,040 Don't wake him up, please. 856 01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:15,040 Burak wants to avoid first contact with a Nazi. 857 01:04:15,370 --> 01:04:17,750 Then you need to join the theater group. 858 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,590 Bro, say yes. - Yeah, OK, man. 859 01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:22,630 Leave his damn nipple alone. 860 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,180 It was very interesting. Mr. Miller has weird friends. 861 01:04:26,510 --> 01:04:27,980 Afterwards, we all got kebabs. 862 01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,520 It was better than a museum with Mr. Gundlach. 863 01:04:30,850 --> 01:04:33,100 That was just a bunch of stuffed animals. 864 01:04:35,770 --> 01:04:36,820 It's red. 865 01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:39,400 They haven't learned the colors yet. - Asshole. 866 01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:42,070 Asshole. 867 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,400 So think about what you want to become. 868 01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:46,610 Come up with your own homework. 869 01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:49,490 Give me one. 870 01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:53,960 Oh come on, Mr. Miller. 871 01:04:54,290 --> 01:04:56,630 Smoking sucks. - Nuts. 872 01:04:58,460 --> 01:05:00,380 About the test you took recently. 873 01:05:01,670 --> 01:05:02,670 You were the best. 874 01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:05,090 You might even skip a grade. 875 01:05:06,090 --> 01:05:08,340 But I got a terrible grade, Mr. Miller. 876 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,480 Because you're under-challenged. Talented people often are. 877 01:05:11,890 --> 01:05:16,190 As of now, you'll be challenged. Could be you even graduate at 17. 878 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:17,690 Oh, my god. 879 01:05:18,060 --> 01:05:20,560 But don't let yourself be dragged down by others 880 01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:21,940 and apply yourself. 881 01:05:22,270 --> 01:05:23,820 Does he mean me? - No. 882 01:05:24,150 --> 01:05:27,830 Mr. Miller, really? You're not joking? Look, I'm trembling. 883 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,370 I'm excited myself. 884 01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:31,960 You only see somebody like you every 10 years. 885 01:05:32,330 --> 01:05:35,750 My god. I don't have to be a check-out girl. 886 01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:40,500 Who are they? - The vocationals are ripping off the disabled kids. 887 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,920 They don't look more disabled than you. 888 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:45,220 Whatever. Nerds, science fair types. 889 01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:49,770 Go help them. - Why? 890 01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:52,100 Because you'll be a nerd soon. 891 01:05:52,430 --> 01:05:54,600 Because they're the only men who'll like you, 892 01:05:54,930 --> 01:05:58,230 a chem student in a lab coat with liverwurst stains and greasy hair. 893 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,560 I swear, Mr. Miller, you're killing me. 894 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,560 OK, let's kick ass. 895 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,080 Chantal, not in the mood for a fight 896 01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:08,740 Leave them alone. 897 01:06:09,070 --> 01:06:12,700 You think you're better than us? - They go to my school. Leave them alone... 898 01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,750 Let go! 899 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,880 She's got a knife! - Scared? 900 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,840 Let go, you! - Piss off, man! 901 01:06:24,710 --> 01:06:27,630 Touch them again and I'll cut off your extensions, you cunt. 902 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,390 No! They were expensive. - Then piss off. 903 01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:32,390 You too, outta here! 904 01:06:33,010 --> 01:06:34,010 Not bad. 905 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:36,480 Check! 906 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,140 Hey nerds. Say thank you. 907 01:06:41,390 --> 01:06:43,570 The federation guarantees eternal gratitude. 908 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,370 Yeah, no prob. I'm smart too, I get it. 909 01:06:46,690 --> 01:06:48,280 You're in science club, right? 910 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,410 Positive. 911 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:53,710 So maybe I could come see sometime? 912 01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:58,250 Because in class I'm... could be that I'm not challenged enough. 913 01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,640 What're they talking about? - How would I know. 914 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,380 I don't want to be that ugly. 915 01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:14,690 OK. But you have to wear anti-static clothing. 916 01:07:15,470 --> 01:07:16,470 OK. 917 01:07:17,510 --> 01:07:19,810 What's that? What does he mean? 918 01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:26,070 This isn't the test I gave you. 919 01:07:26,690 --> 01:07:27,940 I added a question. 920 01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:31,240 In the first person, tell us how a dinosaur feels when he sees 921 01:07:31,570 --> 01:07:33,240 the electric fence is off. 922 01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:41,590 There were only goats today again. I don't even like goats. 923 01:07:41,950 --> 01:07:45,300 I wonder what's outside the fence. I hear it's freedom, 924 01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:47,670 but to get it, you have to die. 925 01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:51,050 I decided to try and touched the fence carefully. 926 01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:52,550 It was weird. 927 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,850 It didn't hurt. For the first time, I had something like hope. 928 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,020 That was beautiful. What did you do with them? 929 01:08:01,850 --> 01:08:02,900 Just talked. 930 01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:09,660 Friday is environment & nature day. 931 01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:12,160 You could take the class to an organic farm. 932 01:08:12,490 --> 01:08:14,200 I've always wanted to go there. 933 01:08:18,530 --> 01:08:19,830 I could come along. 934 01:08:20,410 --> 01:08:22,380 Romeo, doff thy name, 935 01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:26,000 And for that name which is no part of thee take all myself. 936 01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:29,000 Why is Daniel trying out for Romeo? 937 01:08:29,340 --> 01:08:32,930 The other parts are shit. Go on. - But I... - Yeah, yeah. Enough. 938 01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:38,600 I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; 939 01:08:38,930 --> 01:08:42,350 Henceforth I never will be Romeo. - Why is he yelling like that? 940 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,440 He's a little aggressive. ...So stumblest on my counsel? 941 01:08:45,770 --> 01:08:47,900 By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am: 942 01:08:48,310 --> 01:08:50,910 My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, 943 01:08:51,230 --> 01:08:53,740 Because it is an enemy to thee; 944 01:08:54,070 --> 01:08:56,620 Had I it written, I would tear the word. 945 01:08:57,490 --> 01:09:00,290 My ears have not yet... - That's it, I can't take it. 946 01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:03,710 The balcony scene's next. - So what? The stage is total shit. 947 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,540 It looks like that TV channel you only land on by mistake. 948 01:09:09,130 --> 01:09:11,670 The one where they speak French. - Do you mean PBS? 949 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,850 Yeah, exactly. Nobody understands it. 950 01:09:14,210 --> 01:09:16,840 What's the deal with the stilted language? 951 01:09:17,170 --> 01:09:18,640 My god, it's Shakespeare. 952 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:21,520 Who's been dead for, like, 4000 years. 953 01:09:21,850 --> 01:09:24,140 Why isn't it translated into normal German. 954 01:09:24,470 --> 01:09:26,400 If I were you, I'd be embarrassed. 955 01:09:26,770 --> 01:09:28,190 I already want my money back. 956 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,740 Gundlach is clueless. You'll never win the teenie Oscars with that. 957 01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:35,240 I won't listen to this. I've done this for 24 years, 958 01:09:35,570 --> 01:09:38,570 since the fall of communism, and it was always well received. 959 01:09:38,950 --> 01:09:40,070 In a rest home, maybe. 960 01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:43,330 Listen here. You do it then. 961 01:09:43,660 --> 01:09:46,000 Please, you take over directing. 962 01:09:46,370 --> 01:09:48,420 Arrivederci, Verona! 963 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,670 My colleague... - No, I'm going. 964 01:09:51,710 --> 01:09:53,180 Can I go too? - No! 965 01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:56,970 So who's taking over drama club? 966 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,890 What's it about? I only saw the porn version. 967 01:10:05,220 --> 01:10:07,350 Do they get each other? - They die. 968 01:10:07,810 --> 01:10:08,860 At least that. 969 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,690 Who are you playing? 970 01:10:11,150 --> 01:10:12,190 The nurse. 971 01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:16,070 What's that, an animal? - It's a great role. 972 01:10:18,030 --> 01:10:20,620 Daniel, say that the way you'd say it. 973 01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:23,700 Julia, you cunt, let's fuck. 974 01:10:24,030 --> 01:10:27,330 Show me your tits, pronto. - We'll re-write it. It'll be cool. 975 01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:35,300 Close. 976 01:11:17,170 --> 01:11:20,340 Sarafina, be careful. You'll fall again. 977 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,590 The teacher ratings are online. 978 01:11:23,130 --> 01:11:25,260 And we are VERY interested in that. 979 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,650 My dears, the teacher ratings have been posted. Online! 980 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:33,690 Breathe deep. 981 01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:37,450 Hottest teacher - 982 01:11:39,150 --> 01:11:40,240 me. 983 01:11:41,190 --> 01:11:43,490 Yes. Ms. Gerster. - Yes? 984 01:11:43,990 --> 01:11:45,540 You are the biggest nightmare. 985 01:11:45,990 --> 01:11:48,620 I said I'd get the title back - Alrun. 986 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,330 Who's coolest teacher? 987 01:11:51,910 --> 01:11:53,000 Mr. Miller. 988 01:11:54,870 --> 01:11:56,720 And, who's the sweetest teacher? 989 01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:00,510 Mr. Miller... 990 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,140 and among the women. 991 01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:08,300 Oh, Me. Hey there, surprise! 992 01:12:09,430 --> 01:12:11,520 Congratulations. - We'll drink to that, eh? 993 01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:15,020 No, I need to go get the overhead projector. 994 01:12:15,350 --> 01:12:16,400 Go ahead. 995 01:12:18,230 --> 01:12:19,280 So, I said... 996 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,960 You're not seriously crying over no student ranking? 997 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:28,580 A student RATING. 998 01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:33,040 I'll never be voted most anything. I've never been anything, 999 01:12:33,370 --> 01:12:37,420 most beloved teacher, prettiest teacher, teacher with the nicest smile, nothing. 1000 01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:41,260 I've never even been strictest teacher or meanest teacher. 1001 01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:42,850 I'm just air. 1002 01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:49,650 Who gives a shit if they like you. - It matters. 1003 01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:53,560 It's a compliment, the only review of us. The only one that counts. 1004 01:12:53,890 --> 01:12:55,610 What the students think counts. 1005 01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,160 They think you're funny, that's why. - You mean witty? 1006 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,070 There's no category for that. 1007 01:13:02,730 --> 01:13:04,030 Couldn't you talk to them? 1008 01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,330 Gerster is making me test the b class, 1009 01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,660 because so many of mine have mumps. 1010 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,420 They're going to... 1011 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,240 ...to whack me. 1012 01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:15,710 It'll all be deducted from my final grade, if I mess it up. 1013 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,250 I could blackmail them. 1014 01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:21,430 No! I want them to respect me. By choice. 1015 01:13:21,790 --> 01:13:22,920 Nobody says whack. 1016 01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:30,220 But YOLO is OK, right? 1017 01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:35,600 Ms. Schnabelstedt wants to do a wholetrain with you. 1018 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,900 What does wholetrain mean? 1019 01:13:38,230 --> 01:13:39,700 We spray the entire train. 1020 01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:42,070 The entire train? What about the law? 1021 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:43,990 That's exactly why it's cool. 1022 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,240 The beautiful train, it's brand new. 1023 01:13:49,150 --> 01:13:51,080 Excuse me, we have class here now. 1024 01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:54,210 This is our train. We could call the police, 1025 01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:56,410 or you could just move over one track. 1026 01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:59,790 I need to finish here on time. I'm not here for fun. 1027 01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,550 See. 1028 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,660 Danger, come here. Not bad. 1029 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,740 Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Totally Instagram. 1030 01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:35,040 Thanks. 1031 01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:40,790 So, shall we look at your work and critique it together? 1032 01:14:42,210 --> 01:14:43,500 Swag, eh? 1033 01:14:44,590 --> 01:14:46,260 Swag-etti yolognese, Burak. 1034 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,230 Good thing you're not in my English class. 1035 01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,520 How would you grade it, Burak? 1036 01:14:56,890 --> 01:14:59,110 Hey, an A, of course. - Dunno about that. 1037 01:14:59,430 --> 01:15:01,900 Shit. Cops. Scramble. - Police! Halt! 1038 01:15:10,530 --> 01:15:11,530 Come on. 1039 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:25,880 OK. 1040 01:15:31,630 --> 01:15:34,510 That's not the first time you've run from the police, is it? 1041 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,060 I stole a CD once. 1042 01:15:44,770 --> 01:15:46,990 That's special waste. For a recycling station. 1043 01:15:48,270 --> 01:15:50,820 What about some thanks for polishing your image? 1044 01:15:55,450 --> 01:15:57,290 I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller. 1045 01:15:57,660 --> 01:15:59,460 I almost saw teacher sex. 1046 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,630 Hey there. 1047 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:12,010 Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt, teachers' test today, eh? 1048 01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:14,470 Yeah, exactly, Burak. 1049 01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:17,100 Cool. 1050 01:16:17,430 --> 01:16:19,900 Good morning. 1051 01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:23,650 I brought 2 pictures and I'd like to discuss them in the context 1052 01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,570 of Schiller's "The Robbers". 1053 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:28,940 Can I turn on the projector first? 1054 01:17:05,810 --> 01:17:07,400 Thank you, class. 1055 01:17:09,690 --> 01:17:11,490 Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad. 1056 01:17:12,110 --> 01:17:15,110 It seems you do have some ability to assert yourself. 1057 01:17:15,490 --> 01:17:17,080 I'm glad. Good. 1058 01:17:17,610 --> 01:17:18,870 Thank you. 1059 01:17:22,030 --> 01:17:23,880 And why were you so nice? 1060 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,670 Because you and Mr. Miller are so sweet together. 1061 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,130 If you hooked up it would be so hot. - Not everything is hot. 1062 01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:32,010 You're so much prettier lately. 1063 01:17:32,590 --> 01:17:35,840 You wear your hair loose and... yeah, beautiful. 1064 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:42,640 Thank god private life and civility aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise. 1065 01:17:44,970 --> 01:17:48,230 Chantal, don't light up inside. - Yeah, OK. 1066 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:56,240 Ms. Schnabelstedt. He's shooting the animals. 1067 01:17:56,570 --> 01:18:00,240 No, they're sex hormones. It's always hard to get Llamas in mating mood. 1068 01:18:00,570 --> 01:18:02,170 It's too cold for them here. 1069 01:18:02,700 --> 01:18:07,130 I thought this was an organic farm. I don't quite get the organic aspect. 1070 01:18:07,910 --> 01:18:11,540 OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits so you can sketch them. 1071 01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:16,390 This is disgusting. - Let's zap Chantal with it. - Cool. 1072 01:18:23,010 --> 01:18:24,060 Hey, Chantal. 1073 01:18:24,470 --> 01:18:26,390 No, stop, you spaz! No! 1074 01:18:32,850 --> 01:18:36,150 Was that in your ass? - I was trying to hit Chantal, I swear. 1075 01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:38,870 Zeki, where are you? 1076 01:18:39,190 --> 01:18:42,200 First, it's outrageous that you left me alone with your class. 1077 01:18:42,530 --> 01:18:44,450 And second, I've been shot with... 1078 01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:47,410 ...ungulate. ...ungulate sex hormones 1079 01:18:47,740 --> 01:18:51,040 and I would like to see a doctor. 1080 01:18:51,370 --> 01:18:54,840 I don't think much will happen. In Asia it's a recreational stimulant. 1081 01:18:55,170 --> 01:18:57,220 In Pandora, eh? - Oh, god. 1082 01:18:57,550 --> 01:18:59,640 Pandora? What are you talking about? 1083 01:19:00,010 --> 01:19:01,630 Pandora is in Asia. 1084 01:19:01,970 --> 01:19:03,810 Pandora doesn't exist in real life. 1085 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:05,600 So why was it in 3D? 1086 01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:08,600 I'm so hot. I'm so hot. 1087 01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:10,730 I'm so thirsty. 1088 01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:20,330 What's happening to her? - I'm the hottest teacher in the world. 1089 01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:25,670 I hope I don't grow fur. 1090 01:19:26,870 --> 01:19:31,420 I couldn't stand having to shave every day, everywhere. 1091 01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:33,250 My back... 1092 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,720 and my bottom... 1093 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,670 Chill out, bro. 1094 01:19:44,470 --> 01:19:45,970 Sleep, sleep, sleep... 1095 01:19:50,810 --> 01:19:53,110 Lisi, the dog was just playing in a shit pile. 1096 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,480 What are you doing?! 1097 01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:58,150 Sweetie, let me sleep a little. 1098 01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,780 Zeki will play with you. 1099 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:04,070 Child services is coming today, about my guardianship. 1100 01:20:04,990 --> 01:20:06,240 Doesn't matter. 1101 01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:10,910 Dostoyevsky, let me in there. 1102 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,500 They're already on alert, 1103 01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:15,550 because she was treated for depression as a teenager. 1104 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,920 Oh, yeah, I was very sad. 1105 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,470 Teenagers are always sad, 1106 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,260 because nobody likes them. 1107 01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:27,260 Have you lost your marbles? 1108 01:20:28,260 --> 01:20:29,930 Thirsty. - Hey! 1109 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:33,690 Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to end up in a home. 1110 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,520 Good night! 1111 01:20:49,870 --> 01:20:52,040 Mr. Miller, my dear god! 1112 01:20:52,830 --> 01:20:54,500 One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki. 1113 01:20:55,410 --> 01:20:56,460 I'm Isolde. 1114 01:20:57,170 --> 01:20:59,170 What a lovely name - I mean yours. 1115 01:20:59,540 --> 01:21:00,890 Are you from the Mideast? 1116 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,970 Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot. 1117 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,600 Hello. - Ms. Schnabelstedt! 1118 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:14,650 Your boyfriend just told me you were hit by a car. Now sit down. 1119 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:16,730 Are you feeling better? 1120 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,030 Yes, I really wanted to... 1121 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:22,780 So, who'd like a piece of cake? 1122 01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:25,700 Now, you are... You didn't mention 1123 01:21:26,030 --> 01:21:27,900 you were in a relationship. 1124 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,450 I was doubtful, 1125 01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:32,160 you as sole guardian for such a young child. 1126 01:21:33,030 --> 01:21:36,540 And you so young yourself. But your parents would be very proud 1127 01:21:36,870 --> 01:21:41,000 if they could see what a wonderful environment you've created here. 1128 01:21:41,330 --> 01:21:43,840 Yes, we get along so well. 1129 01:21:45,340 --> 01:21:47,760 Mr. Miller, no more cream. Oh, my god. 1130 01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:49,270 My figure! 1131 01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:52,770 If anyone can handle it, you can Ms. Sieberts. 1132 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:55,940 But we were on a first name basis, Zeki. 1133 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:57,680 Of course. 1134 01:21:58,020 --> 01:22:01,150 Now you two lovebirds must tell me how long you've been together. 1135 01:22:01,810 --> 01:22:02,860 Well... 1136 01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:04,910 Almost a year. 1137 01:22:05,230 --> 01:22:06,450 We met online. 1138 01:22:06,990 --> 01:22:08,860 Then I quickly applied at her school, 1139 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:11,740 so we could spend more time together. 1140 01:22:13,950 --> 01:22:15,950 I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt, 1141 01:22:16,290 --> 01:22:18,330 I am totally charmed by your partner. 1142 01:22:19,410 --> 01:22:21,130 Plus, he's an educator. 1143 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,710 I really can't complain. 1144 01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:25,760 Jackpot! 1145 01:22:26,210 --> 01:22:28,510 You could even adopt a few more kids! 1146 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,430 Bye-bye, Isolde! - Bye-bye! 1147 01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:49,450 I assume you want something? 1148 01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:51,660 Forget it. 1149 01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:54,280 So why did you do it? 1150 01:23:00,250 --> 01:23:02,170 Because I know how it feels to be alone. 1151 01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:11,260 Thank you. 1152 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,230 Still high on llama? 1153 01:23:15,010 --> 01:23:16,980 No, on substitute teacher. 1154 01:23:21,810 --> 01:23:23,780 Man, you know I'm leaving soon! 1155 01:23:36,530 --> 01:23:38,410 You have reached your destination. 1156 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,710 Yeah, where, you bitch? 1157 01:25:39,950 --> 01:25:43,500 1800, 1900, 2000. 1158 01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:45,200 And 50 for the glass table. 1159 01:25:48,370 --> 01:25:50,170 Here. Your new tits. 1160 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:52,880 Really? Sweet! 1161 01:25:55,260 --> 01:25:57,930 I'll miss you. - No South America. I can't leave. 1162 01:25:58,340 --> 01:25:59,470 But not on my account? 1163 01:26:00,340 --> 01:26:02,520 We've been friends too long. It'd never work. 1164 01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:05,570 Because of the... the kids, man. 1165 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:07,730 I'm all they've got. 1166 01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:11,520 I didn't know they were all orphans. 1167 01:26:12,650 --> 01:26:14,820 Seriously. They're completely fixated on me. 1168 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:18,070 Like little chicks that can only see their mother's ass 1169 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,870 and follow it everywhere. 1170 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:21,490 And you're that ass. 1171 01:26:21,990 --> 01:26:24,460 Yeah, exactly. - An ass with a heart 1172 01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:28,130 Shut it and give me a beer. 1173 01:26:28,460 --> 01:26:31,210 I have to finish "Robbers". I need to look every word up. 1174 01:26:31,790 --> 01:26:32,920 Is it in English? 1175 01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,130 No, German. 1176 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,920 Don't know it, eh? 1177 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,610 So Moor or Spiegelberg? 1178 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,560 Who has a better chance at middle-class life? 1179 01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:56,700 Karl. Spiegelberg is completely evil. 1180 01:26:57,030 --> 01:26:58,870 He's already done too many bad things. 1181 01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:00,950 Karl doesn't want to be evil. 1182 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,080 My god, was that right, Mr. Miller? 1183 01:27:26,430 --> 01:27:27,930 Where is my push-up bra? 1184 01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:31,990 What for? You'll look like a whore if you squish up your mini-boobs. 1185 01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:34,150 I want my push-up bra! 1186 01:27:34,770 --> 01:27:35,990 Maike! 1187 01:27:36,310 --> 01:27:38,570 The nurse is such a great part. And so complex. 1188 01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:40,150 Mr. Miller! 1189 01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:43,410 Are you going to grease me up? - Are you nuts? 1190 01:27:43,990 --> 01:27:46,290 There, ask... Laura. 1191 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:47,960 Greta? - What? 1192 01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:52,790 That was fast. - Listen, I did Romeo and Juliet once too - the friar. 1193 01:27:53,410 --> 01:27:56,540 It was a little strange at first, since it was a male role, 1194 01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:58,500 but at some point it's really... 1195 01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:02,050 Mr. Miller said you should put my cream on. 1196 01:28:03,090 --> 01:28:04,090 OK. 1197 01:28:09,890 --> 01:28:11,690 I'll just go take my seat. 1198 01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:15,360 You can use more. 1199 01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:18,570 Yeah, you need a lot. 1200 01:28:19,770 --> 01:28:21,740 Yeah, I tried a new anabolic steroid. 1201 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,120 That's totally unhealthy, you know? 1202 01:28:24,990 --> 01:28:28,240 Really? I've always done it. Since I was 11. 1203 01:28:28,580 --> 01:28:30,700 Laura, come here please. Now. 1204 01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:35,040 Listen, Schnabelstedt. Danger is mine. 1205 01:28:35,370 --> 01:28:36,840 He's Romeo and I'm Juliet. 1206 01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,800 So stay in the background or I'll do you in. 1207 01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:42,260 Daniel? Could we warm up? 1208 01:28:43,630 --> 01:28:44,930 Go get my energy drink. 1209 01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:50,350 No, Romeo, I told you. 1210 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,060 I'm not a one night stand slut. - Let me do it. 1211 01:28:59,610 --> 01:29:00,700 Here's your drink. 1212 01:29:03,530 --> 01:29:07,120 Attention, next up are the Leibnitz School and the Goethe School. 1213 01:29:07,450 --> 01:29:09,170 Children, please get ready. 1214 01:29:15,370 --> 01:29:17,620 I'm nauseous. - You know Greta's part, right? 1215 01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:20,180 I think so, but... - But I'm... 1216 01:29:25,300 --> 01:29:29,300 Julia. - You'll puke up the whole stage. I want to win. You go change. 1217 01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:31,100 Shit group. 1218 01:29:33,010 --> 01:29:34,610 But no tongue kissing, right? 1219 01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:39,110 Use your tongue. 1220 01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:49,620 Julia? 1221 01:29:50,740 --> 01:29:52,240 Yeah, what is it? 1222 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,120 Come down, let's chill. 1223 01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:57,460 I can't. I'm grounded. 1224 01:29:57,830 --> 01:29:59,080 That blows. 1225 01:30:02,290 --> 01:30:05,300 She's playing Juliet. A Schnabelstedt has never done that. 1226 01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:07,640 Whoa, is she dead? 1227 01:30:08,130 --> 01:30:10,100 Why did you overdose? 1228 01:30:10,510 --> 01:30:12,310 Let there be coke left on your lips! 1229 01:30:17,270 --> 01:30:18,390 Don't laugh. 1230 01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:23,360 Then I want to die too! 1231 01:30:39,290 --> 01:30:40,420 Romeo! 1232 01:30:41,710 --> 01:30:42,830 Frigging junkie. 1233 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,680 Fuck, I thought you were dead. 1234 01:30:48,550 --> 01:30:50,550 Didn't you get my text message? - No, man. 1235 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,770 Then I ran out of credit. - Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked. 1236 01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:57,650 If only I'd listened to you. - Yeah, you should have. 1237 01:31:05,690 --> 01:31:07,410 I never thought you'd do it so well. 1238 01:31:08,190 --> 01:31:09,740 It's almost a little subversive. 1239 01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:14,870 And second prize goes to the drama club of the Goethe School. 1240 01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:16,670 Congratulations. 1241 01:31:24,460 --> 01:31:28,430 Good morning, Ms. Gerster. - Good mor... thanks, that's fine. 1242 01:31:29,090 --> 01:31:31,220 Our first science fair showcase in 4 years. 1243 01:31:31,550 --> 01:31:32,930 Since the dog-shit volcano. 1244 01:31:33,340 --> 01:31:34,850 What else are they submitting? 1245 01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:36,770 The robot. 1246 01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:41,440 The teacher can communicate with the whole class with the camera. 1247 01:31:41,980 --> 01:31:45,950 You shitheads need to start doing your homework. 1248 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:49,610 I used Mr. Miller for the sample sentences. 1249 01:31:50,490 --> 01:31:53,110 Ms. Gerster, now you have to try the mascara gun. 1250 01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:55,660 Is that OK? 1251 01:31:58,370 --> 01:31:59,750 I made it all by myself. 1252 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:04,210 Good, great. Thanks Chantal. That's enough. 1253 01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:05,880 Yes? - Thanks, yes! Great! 1254 01:32:10,340 --> 01:32:12,720 Sweet, Ms. Gerster. Total smoky eyes. 1255 01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:15,140 Mr. Miller, we need to talk. 1256 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:17,550 You're contract's up, you know that? 1257 01:32:18,180 --> 01:32:19,230 Yes, I know. 1258 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:22,860 Good. I suspect you're not a bad thing for this school. 1259 01:32:23,680 --> 01:32:24,810 Think about it. 1260 01:32:25,350 --> 01:32:27,610 I could get rid of Ms. Schnabelstedt instead. 1261 01:32:29,480 --> 01:32:32,160 Don't worry. Always need a few eager beavers. 1262 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:34,860 Take this off, please, Chantal. 1263 01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:40,660 I don't know. It was only meant to be temporary. - Good. 1264 01:32:40,990 --> 01:32:42,170 Your choice. 1265 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:44,340 Thank you, children. You did well. 1266 01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:53,600 OK, inventions in the car. We'll head to the fair after school. 1267 01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:58,350 Bye, Mr. Miller. 1268 01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:11,400 Very nice. 1269 01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:23,410 Ms. Schnabelstedt. 1270 01:33:24,450 --> 01:33:25,960 Ms. Schnabelstedt. 1271 01:33:27,580 --> 01:33:29,960 Damn it, help me. 1272 01:33:30,590 --> 01:33:31,930 Go change please. 1273 01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:38,810 Did you hurt yourself? - No. 1274 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:41,430 OK. You go change too. 1275 01:33:57,650 --> 01:33:58,830 Hello? 1276 01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:02,330 Where are you? I said be here at midnight. 1277 01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:05,330 Sorry, I overslept. - Man, buy an alarm clock. 1278 01:34:05,660 --> 01:34:08,080 I need to fill the hole by the end of the week. 1279 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:10,920 Shit. I've got class in a minute. 1280 01:34:11,290 --> 01:34:12,670 I have class. 1281 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,600 Your camouflage is getting slightly schizo. 1282 01:34:16,460 --> 01:34:17,840 I might have a job here. 1283 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:19,930 Zeki, come on. Forget it. 1284 01:34:20,260 --> 01:34:23,260 Let's take your money and go away, do some coke and party. 1285 01:34:23,930 --> 01:34:26,430 That's not me anymore. And I don't want to be that. 1286 01:34:26,770 --> 01:34:29,690 Come help me tonight. - What do I wear in a boiler room? 1287 01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:32,860 If the bookworm finds out I'm a bank robber, 1288 01:34:33,190 --> 01:34:34,320 I'm screwed. 1289 01:34:38,070 --> 01:34:39,200 I don't even own flats. 1290 01:34:40,070 --> 01:34:41,370 What are you doing here? 1291 01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:46,040 Zeki? - Wait a sec. Listen to me. 1292 01:34:46,370 --> 01:34:48,120 Unbelievable. Did you dig this? 1293 01:34:49,330 --> 01:34:51,920 Don't get hysterical. - Why did you dig a tunnel? 1294 01:34:52,540 --> 01:34:55,090 I was looking for my cash, buried under the gym. 1295 01:34:55,420 --> 01:34:56,510 You're a criminal. 1296 01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:59,010 Were you in prison? Did you escape? 1297 01:34:59,340 --> 01:35:03,640 I did my 13 months. I don't even want the money anymo... - 13 months!? 1298 01:35:05,140 --> 01:35:07,060 Just wait please. 1299 01:35:11,690 --> 01:35:12,690 Bro, she's fast. 1300 01:35:19,690 --> 01:35:21,740 I like teaching. - You're insane. 1301 01:35:22,150 --> 01:35:25,030 Why? Our play almost won, and we might win the science fair. 1302 01:35:25,370 --> 01:35:26,620 Don't touch me. 1303 01:35:27,370 --> 01:35:29,250 Is that why you pretended to like me? 1304 01:35:30,410 --> 01:35:31,590 Was I a good cover? 1305 01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:34,830 Only at the beginning. I wanted to tell you. 1306 01:35:35,210 --> 01:35:36,510 But I was afrai... 1307 01:35:37,550 --> 01:35:40,260 Now fuck off. Or I swear I'll call the police. 1308 01:36:26,390 --> 01:36:28,760 Your parents will pay forever. 1309 01:36:29,510 --> 01:36:30,890 Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment? 1310 01:36:31,220 --> 01:36:34,020 About the gym, I'm assuming. - No, we've cleared that up. 1311 01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:37,360 We dug a tunnel to look for Nazi treasure. 1312 01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:39,270 Excuse me? 1313 01:36:40,230 --> 01:36:41,830 We're really sorry. 1314 01:36:42,150 --> 01:36:45,500 Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call our parents. - Expensive! 1315 01:36:45,820 --> 01:36:48,450 When is Mr. Miller coming back? - He's not coming back. 1316 01:36:48,780 --> 01:36:51,500 So the test is off? - No, of course it's not. 1317 01:36:51,830 --> 01:36:54,210 Hop hop, to class. Chantal, Daniel, go! 1318 01:36:54,790 --> 01:36:55,790 You take it. 1319 01:37:01,710 --> 01:37:04,930 Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt, tell him to come back. 1320 01:37:05,380 --> 01:37:09,560 No. He lied. He used me. And he put your future at risk. 1321 01:37:09,890 --> 01:37:12,890 You'll all fail because of him. What makes him so great? 1322 01:37:14,810 --> 01:37:15,860 He understood us. 1323 01:37:16,190 --> 01:37:18,230 Plus he is totally sweet. 1324 01:37:20,650 --> 01:37:21,650 Chantal, really. 1325 01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:24,450 This test is your last chance. 1326 01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:26,530 OK, man. Don't get worked up. 1327 01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:31,370 What are you doing? - Our motivation pictures, man. 1328 01:37:34,790 --> 01:37:36,080 What's it supposed to be. 1329 01:37:36,410 --> 01:37:40,540 Yeah, the reason we want to improve. Or people we want to make proud. 1330 01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,590 Mr. Miller taught us to do it. He has one too. 1331 01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:46,050 A picture of a beer can? 1332 01:37:47,470 --> 01:37:49,060 Upper right drawer. 1333 01:37:59,190 --> 01:38:00,730 WHY? 1334 01:38:02,020 --> 01:38:03,620 FOR 1335 01:38:07,650 --> 01:38:08,650 Hello. 1336 01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:11,660 This is for you. It was in my locker. 1337 01:38:11,990 --> 01:38:13,490 Please leave my classroom. 1338 01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:17,500 I've known him for 15 years. He's good stuff. 1339 01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:19,580 Or he'd have hooked up with me. 1340 01:38:25,550 --> 01:38:26,800 Don't you have class? 1341 01:38:27,470 --> 01:38:28,510 Yes. 1342 01:38:31,090 --> 01:38:32,970 Hi there. - Hello. 1343 01:38:39,690 --> 01:38:41,860 I've had the money for ages, but I stayed, 1344 01:38:42,190 --> 01:38:44,490 because of the little jerks and because of you. 1345 01:38:45,150 --> 01:38:47,030 I wanted to start over. New job. 1346 01:38:47,780 --> 01:38:51,160 The money is proof. Pay for the gym, so the school doesn't go broke. 1347 01:38:51,490 --> 01:38:52,990 Keep the rest for Laura. 1348 01:38:53,450 --> 01:38:56,000 Someday she'll want to go abroad or get new tits. 1349 01:38:56,450 --> 01:39:00,380 There's no blood on the money. So don't flip out. I'll manage. 1350 01:39:00,790 --> 01:39:04,470 I'm not good enough for you anyway. Don't let them fuck with you. Your Zeki. 1351 01:39:04,790 --> 01:39:07,090 He'll do a break-in if you desert him now. 1352 01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:09,850 You made him want to change. 1353 01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:12,680 Fuck. 1354 01:39:13,010 --> 01:39:15,890 You said fuck. You have to put 1 euro in the fuck frog. 1355 01:39:20,890 --> 01:39:22,570 I'd like to cheat now. 1356 01:39:22,900 --> 01:39:26,200 No, we're not allowed. - OK, OK. What's up with you guys? 1357 01:39:26,520 --> 01:39:29,400 Fuck yourself, I'm not here. - Shit, his mobile's off. 1358 01:39:30,610 --> 01:39:31,990 I hope he's not screwing up. 1359 01:39:34,820 --> 01:39:38,620 What is that? - I made it for you in the burnout clinic. 1360 01:39:40,290 --> 01:39:41,460 Is it dishwasher safe? 1361 01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:44,830 You think it's shit? - No, it's sweet. Great. 1362 01:39:46,380 --> 01:39:47,670 When can you work again? 1363 01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:49,800 Forget it. I'm retiring. 1364 01:39:50,590 --> 01:39:53,640 I have certification for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy. 1365 01:39:53,970 --> 01:39:55,770 Ingrid, who will take your place? 1366 01:39:56,100 --> 01:39:57,350 You've gone mad. 1367 01:39:57,680 --> 01:39:58,850 Find another chump. 1368 01:39:59,180 --> 01:40:01,730 And let's dispense with a good-bye kiss. 1369 01:40:03,980 --> 01:40:06,900 I loaded all the pornos onto the FTP server. 1370 01:40:07,650 --> 01:40:11,070 Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal. - Jerome! 1371 01:40:11,570 --> 01:40:13,160 Can you track Mr. Miller's cell? 1372 01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:16,700 Negative. But the robot's still in his car. It has a SIM card. 1373 01:40:19,660 --> 01:40:22,880 Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall you were administering a test. 1374 01:40:23,210 --> 01:40:25,300 It's an emergency. You have to take over. 1375 01:40:25,620 --> 01:40:27,800 And I can't discuss it right now. Jerome! 1376 01:40:34,260 --> 01:40:36,230 Class! - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 1377 01:40:38,140 --> 01:40:39,140 Sile... 1378 01:40:46,810 --> 01:40:47,860 Bro. 1379 01:40:49,020 --> 01:40:50,370 Time for a withdrawal. 1380 01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:54,490 Your piece. 1381 01:40:59,450 --> 01:41:00,580 Will it work, Jerome? 1382 01:41:06,250 --> 01:41:07,340 Zeki! 1383 01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:11,350 Excuse me! Hush Puppies. 2 minutes. 1384 01:41:13,210 --> 01:41:17,140 OK, you had the money. And you proved you're more than a felon. 1385 01:41:17,470 --> 01:41:18,850 What the fuck is this? 1386 01:41:19,180 --> 01:41:21,430 The gym is fucked up. I can't come back anyway. 1387 01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,610 The students covered. They love you. 1388 01:41:24,430 --> 01:41:25,780 And... 1389 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:27,940 so do... 1390 01:41:29,810 --> 01:41:30,810 Zeki? 1391 01:41:31,150 --> 01:41:32,320 Do something Jerome. 1392 01:41:32,820 --> 01:41:34,030 I can try a satellite. 1393 01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:37,460 But it takes 2 days. And I'll have the CIA on my tail. 1394 01:41:40,410 --> 01:41:42,030 HERO SECURITY CASH TRANSPORT 1395 01:41:42,530 --> 01:41:43,790 Put the mask on. 1396 01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:51,300 Hello, Mr. Miller! 1397 01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:56,260 Who's the little motherfucker? - Shut up. Let me handle it. 1398 01:41:57,930 --> 01:42:00,850 What're you doing here? - We're shopping for tonight's punch. 1399 01:42:01,180 --> 01:42:03,810 Can you buy us schnapps? - You put alcohol in it? 1400 01:42:04,140 --> 01:42:07,270 We want to get Ms. Gerster drunk so she'll sing karaoke again. 1401 01:42:08,020 --> 01:42:11,400 I can't buy alcohol for you. Ms. Schnabelstedt would freak out. 1402 01:42:11,730 --> 01:42:14,530 But it's the prom. Please, Mr. Miller Just once. 1403 01:42:14,900 --> 01:42:16,870 Do something forbidden just this once. 1404 01:42:32,580 --> 01:42:34,130 Bro, what about money? 1405 01:42:34,750 --> 01:42:37,630 What about THE money? Study the articles, you fuckwit. 1406 01:42:39,430 --> 01:42:42,980 Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year. Since you always get the losers. 1407 01:42:43,430 --> 01:42:46,150 We'll see. - Will you shoot us with paintballs too? 1408 01:42:46,470 --> 01:42:48,730 Maybe, if you're bad. - Great. Definitely! 1409 01:42:49,350 --> 01:42:50,650 Hey! It's red. 1410 01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:20,270 Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great with the kids. You really helped them. 1411 01:43:20,590 --> 01:43:23,970 I got your message too late, we'd started. I'm on the run. 1412 01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:26,400 Oh god. It's all my fault. 1413 01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:29,020 I have to go. Hide this. Don't look inside. 1414 01:43:29,890 --> 01:43:31,270 It's better you don't know. 1415 01:43:32,190 --> 01:43:33,190 Zeki, don't leave. 1416 01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:35,820 I like you so much. - Me too. 1417 01:43:36,270 --> 01:43:37,570 Promise you'll wait for me? 1418 01:43:39,070 --> 01:43:41,240 How long do you have to go underground? 1419 01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,490 Four or five years. 1420 01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:45,370 OK. 1421 01:43:55,580 --> 01:43:57,510 DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT? YES, NO, MAYBE. 1422 01:44:02,340 --> 01:44:03,340 I knew you'd look. 1423 01:44:05,970 --> 01:44:06,970 Motherfucker! 1424 01:44:07,300 --> 01:44:09,150 But we don't say that in class, eh? 1425 01:44:10,310 --> 01:44:11,430 Go get changed. 1426 01:44:12,310 --> 01:44:13,780 Give me 5 minutes. 1427 01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:36,040 Don't you think I'll... 1428 01:44:42,090 --> 01:44:43,220 ...kiss you. 1429 01:44:52,890 --> 01:44:54,810 I don't want to be a criminal anymore. 1430 01:44:56,480 --> 01:44:59,320 Because of you. - I'm not going to discuss it. 1431 01:44:59,650 --> 01:45:01,240 You can't teach anymore. 1432 01:45:01,730 --> 01:45:03,240 You square. 1433 01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:06,240 Why square? Why am I always the... 1434 01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,500 Mr. Miller. Upstairs. 1435 01:45:13,910 --> 01:45:14,960 Fuck. 1436 01:45:16,750 --> 01:45:18,220 You think she knows something? 1437 01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:21,300 Please explain what you did to that class? 1438 01:45:21,670 --> 01:45:24,640 It's all my fault... I didn't stick to the syllabus. 1439 01:45:24,970 --> 01:45:27,560 Fuck the syllabus. I didn't say that officially. 1440 01:45:28,260 --> 01:45:30,430 I've done this job for 25 years 1441 01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:33,890 and I have never cried correcting a German test. 1442 01:45:34,220 --> 01:45:36,650 Now, look. Nobody got less than "satisfactory". 1443 01:45:37,190 --> 01:45:40,990 Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b moves to upper school, 1444 01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:43,780 we'll make top 10 in city rankings. 1445 01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:46,450 I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox, 1446 01:45:46,780 --> 01:45:48,410 and I want smartboards. 1447 01:45:49,200 --> 01:45:51,000 No more chalk fingers! 1448 01:45:51,330 --> 01:45:52,950 You'll finish out the school year. 1449 01:45:57,040 --> 01:46:00,130 But I'm not actually a teacher. I didn't go to college, 1450 01:46:02,750 --> 01:46:04,630 and I didn't finish high school. 1451 01:46:09,220 --> 01:46:12,520 Maybe you could go to night school. - Precisely. 1452 01:46:14,220 --> 01:46:16,320 Then we wait 5 years until he's done, 1453 01:46:16,730 --> 01:46:19,350 until some enviro-idiot takes away my principal job 1454 01:46:19,690 --> 01:46:23,070 and makes this a comprehensive junior high. No, absolutely not. 1455 01:46:25,730 --> 01:46:27,080 Meaning? 1456 01:46:28,700 --> 01:46:30,790 Ms. Schnabelstedt, you're a smarty-pants. 1457 01:46:31,490 --> 01:46:32,910 What's his GPA? 1458 01:46:38,620 --> 01:46:40,000 Uh, a 1.0? 1459 01:47:03,190 --> 01:47:05,190 Look here, it came out 2.9. 1460 01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:07,950 Congratulations on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller. 1461 01:47:10,650 --> 01:47:12,370 Advanced placement art and sports. 1462 01:47:12,910 --> 01:47:14,500 Sounds realistic. - Yes. 1463 01:47:14,870 --> 01:47:18,040 When the year's over, you'll study. Until then, you're a teacher. 1464 01:47:18,370 --> 01:47:21,170 You get 2000 a month. Lying to me cost you 200. 1465 01:47:21,790 --> 01:47:23,260 Isn't this illegal? 1466 01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:24,710 Right. 1467 01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:26,920 Know what else is illegal? 1468 01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:28,550 Tonight is prom 1469 01:47:28,880 --> 01:47:30,470 and I'm still not drunk enough 1470 01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:34,470 to pick up a certain single father. 1471 01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:37,400 But Ms. Gerster... - Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up. 1472 01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:41,270 They make fools of teachers every day. 1473 01:47:41,770 --> 01:47:43,900 From time to time, we need to strike back. 1474 01:47:44,810 --> 01:47:47,190 See you. Assapissimo. Drunk. 1475 01:47:47,610 --> 01:47:48,610 At the bar. 1476 01:47:48,940 --> 01:47:51,790 It's not funny. Other people go to college for that. 1477 01:47:52,150 --> 01:47:53,500 I have a natural talent. 1478 01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:57,040 Tomorrow the syllabus. Before you do anything in class. 1479 01:47:57,370 --> 01:47:58,410 Hey, Schnabelstedt. 1480 01:47:59,410 --> 01:48:03,260 Think about it. Starting now, you can torture me, make me read books 1481 01:48:03,580 --> 01:48:06,760 and fuck me in free periods, until civil service status do us part. 1482 01:48:08,090 --> 01:48:09,380 OK. 1483 01:48:15,090 --> 01:48:16,350 Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt. 1484 01:48:16,970 --> 01:48:19,270 Is there alcohol in the punch? 1485 01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:20,720 Elisabeth! 1486 01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:22,900 Just relax for once! 1487 01:50:25,100 --> 01:50:27,320 Don't I get a kiss... 1488 01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:29,900 Welcome to our new... 1489 01:50:30,520 --> 01:50:32,400 firefighter, 1490 01:50:32,730 --> 01:50:35,200 Mr. Miller... sorry. 1491 01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:42,120 Peter Parker, go get a TV. 1492 01:50:44,620 --> 01:50:48,170 ...there's a DVD ready... 1493 01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:49,920 sorry. 1494 01:50:50,870 --> 01:50:52,130 And no children's films. 1495 01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:03,760 So who wants to be a drug dealer? 1496 01:51:08,430 --> 01:51:09,560 Forgotten. 1497 01:51:10,440 --> 01:51:11,560 Excuse me. 1498 01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:16,990 Who laughed? 1499 01:51:18,820 --> 01:51:20,870 Chantal Ackerman? - Here! 1500 01:51:40,050 --> 01:51:43,270 School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits. 1501 01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:45,020 You may go undress. 1502 01:51:51,430 --> 01:51:52,650 Wait, wait. 1503 01:51:53,850 --> 01:51:57,450 Not yet. Not yet. Go back. - Still rolling. 1504 01:51:59,480 --> 01:52:01,950 Chantal? Cry quietly. 1505 01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:08,790 They were making name tags and smeared. 1506 01:52:10,660 --> 01:52:12,790 That was you. - No. No. 1507 01:52:14,460 --> 01:52:16,590 I didn't show it. - Ask me again? 1508 01:52:17,290 --> 01:52:18,340 What's the question? 1509 01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:30,730 Hello. 1510 01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:40,150 Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts? 1511 01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:44,620 Who's dad, man? 1512 01:52:45,990 --> 01:52:48,660 I feel like a technical... 1513 01:52:55,790 --> 01:52:58,920 Don't be so funny. - The things you find funny are weird. 1514 01:53:01,380 --> 01:53:03,510 Reading for the... shooting schedule. 1515 01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:09,310 Don't jump from the pool... from the edge... 1516 01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:14,190 Unconventional... 1517 01:53:15,850 --> 01:53:17,400 I'm really worried... 1518 01:53:21,400 --> 01:53:22,530 What? 1519 01:53:23,740 --> 01:53:24,740 Keep going. 1520 01:53:25,070 --> 01:53:26,570 Now put the dick in your mouth. 1521 01:53:29,620 --> 01:53:32,670 Can't believe I say that. - He's breaking up. - Sorry. 1522 01:53:32,990 --> 01:53:34,090 Really. 1523 01:53:35,710 --> 01:53:38,210 Caro doesn't think it's funny. - 15, the best age. 1524 01:53:39,790 --> 01:53:40,920 It's a penis. 1525 01:53:41,710 --> 01:53:42,800 You'll never... 1526 01:53:45,090 --> 01:53:46,390 Put the dick in your mouth. 1527 01:53:48,510 --> 01:53:50,260 Could we blow it again? 1528 01:53:54,430 --> 01:53:56,980 As if! - The guy's a killer. 1529 01:53:57,520 --> 01:53:58,820 Elyas... 1530 01:53:59,440 --> 01:54:01,240 Underwear? - Check yourself. 1531 01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:03,780 Tighty whities? 1532 01:54:04,980 --> 01:54:06,280 He stinks. 1533 01:54:08,660 --> 01:54:09,910 Ugh. What now? 1534 01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:13,660 I say, come down, let's chill it. 1535 01:54:14,410 --> 01:54:16,760 Chill IT? - Yeah, CHILL it. 1536 01:54:21,330 --> 01:54:24,550 Romeo, you frigging junkie. - Sorry. 1537 01:54:27,760 --> 01:54:29,230 Cut, thank you. 1538 01:54:30,550 --> 01:54:31,720 Who's that? 1539 01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:38,360 Sorry. 1540 01:54:41,310 --> 01:54:42,440 Sorry. 1541 01:54:43,230 --> 01:54:44,900 Is Ronny here? He's asleep. 1542 01:54:45,230 --> 01:54:46,360 He's STILL drunk. 1543 01:54:46,990 --> 01:54:48,450 Say, he's still DRUNK. 1544 01:54:48,860 --> 01:54:49,990 He's STILL drunk. 1545 01:54:50,490 --> 01:54:52,710 Say he's still DRUNK, not STILL drunk. 1546 01:54:53,370 --> 01:54:54,370 Is Ronny... 1547 01:54:55,030 --> 01:54:58,130 Is Ronny here? - He's asleep. He's STILL DRUNK. 1548 01:55:01,670 --> 01:55:02,630 Is Ronny here? 1549 01:55:03,840 --> 01:55:05,430 He's asleep. He's STILL drunk. 1550 01:55:07,920 --> 01:55:09,390 New script page. 1551 01:55:11,010 --> 01:55:12,350 Do you need the question. 1552 01:55:13,340 --> 01:55:16,100 No, I don't need it. He's sleeping. He's still drunk. 1553 01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:18,940 Good. OK. 1554 01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:24,610 Had I it written... 1555 01:55:25,650 --> 01:55:28,240 Had I it written, I would tear... 1556 01:55:31,570 --> 01:55:33,540 A little complicated. Again? 1557 01:55:34,120 --> 01:55:35,120 Ingrid... 1558 01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:41,540 Fuck me. 1559 01:55:46,290 --> 01:55:47,640 I can hear you. 1560 01:55:50,010 --> 01:55:52,180 Ingrid, I'm... 1561 01:55:56,300 --> 01:55:58,310 Here, your piece. - You forgot to spritz. 1562 01:55:58,640 --> 01:56:00,190 From the top. 1563 01:56:00,890 --> 01:56:02,270 I forgot to spritz. 1564 01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:03,650 Mr. Miller, if... 1565 01:56:04,190 --> 01:56:05,440 ...if even 10... 1566 01:56:06,480 --> 01:56:08,400 if even... how many? 1567 01:56:09,230 --> 01:56:10,360 More, more. 1568 01:56:13,110 --> 01:56:14,110 More, more. 1569 01:56:16,030 --> 01:56:18,910 That's all. Take a sip. 1570 01:56:19,830 --> 01:56:20,920 OK, now. 1571 01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:24,170 More, more. 1572 01:56:28,250 --> 01:56:30,630 Sorry. - Let's do it. 1573 01:56:31,510 --> 01:56:32,510 More, more. 1574 01:56:33,680 --> 01:56:36,220 Shit. OK, now. Really. It's not... 1575 01:56:37,100 --> 01:56:38,770 Really. - It's not funny. 1576 01:56:44,140 --> 01:56:46,520 Stop it. Don't look at me. 1577 01:56:47,400 --> 01:56:49,070 My sister and I are orphans. 1578 01:56:57,820 --> 01:57:01,200 Subtitles: Alias film & sprachtransfer GmbH 1579 01:57:02,305 --> 01:57:08,360 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 118141

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