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LAURA: Previously on "Casual"...
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So I've been thinking,
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what if I bought out
your half of the house?
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Why?
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Mae-yi and I are thinking ahead.
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DREW: To the future.
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Why didn't you say anything real?
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AUBREY: Look, you don't have to front.
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We just want to get to know you.
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LAURA: Someone has a friend crush.
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VALERIE: She's just effortless.
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LAURA: I'm sure she likes you too.
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ALEX: Why don't I cook you up
a proper feast?
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- Alex.
- Hey.
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Hey. I want you to meet
my fianc?e, Sarah.
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- Alex Cole.
- JORDAN: You two know each other?
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Why is your ex-girlfriend at the house?
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ALEX: I don't know.
The last time I saw her,
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she broke into my apartment
and stole all my lightbulbs.
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Even the one in the fridge!
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[elevator dings]
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[light music]
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Good morning, Mr. Cole.
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Alexis.
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- Mr. Cole?
- Uh-huh.
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That sounds weird.
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It's growing on me.
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ALEX: So this is the bullpen.
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Paul's right here.
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Jordan's next door, if we need him.
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- Love the space.
- Right?
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Yeah, great f?ng shui.
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You must be so productive.
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Really turning a corner.
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I kind of want to work here.
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Maybe after graduation.
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Good morning, Mr. Cole.
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Alexis.
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And I'm right here.
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Alex, hi.
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Why are you in my office?
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Did Jordan not talk to you?
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No, I just got in.
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SARAH: Shit.
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This is awkward.
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What's going on?
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I'm overseeing the restructuring
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and Jordan thought
since you're never here,
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it would be all right
if I'd use this as my home base.
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My office? No, that's not all right.
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- We should go.
- No, stay here.
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This is ridiculous.
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Uh...
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I'm gonna go talk to Jordan.
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You might want to put on
some clothes first.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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DREW: How are the teachers?
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They're fine.
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Alex is better.
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Alex is unstable.
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Totally.
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And now he's off his meds.
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I'm kidding. He's been off for years.
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Good to know you're not
lacking for male role models.
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Aww.
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Are you afraid
I'm gonna become a stripper?
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The thought had crossed my mind.
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Well, relax.
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I won't be desperate
to pay off student loans
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for at least four years.
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Good.
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With any luck, I'll be dead by then.
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What did you want to talk about, anyway?
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Mae-yi, actually.
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Oh.
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Um, she's finishing
medical school next year.
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Graduation.
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Are you gonna get her a gift,
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or just tuck a check into her card?
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Can you be serious for just one second?
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This conversation is so absurd.
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[clears throat]
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She, uh, wants to time it out
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so that she can have a baby
before she begins her residency,
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if possible.
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Oh.
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It's just, you know,
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something she cares about.
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So I wanted to... let you know
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that there's a chance.
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That I could have a new baby brother?
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Or sister.
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Aww.
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That's great.
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I-I hope it happens for you.
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Thank you.
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And hey, nothing says "honeymoon"
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like a helpless, screaming infant.
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[elevator dings]
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Morning, Alexis.
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My name's Fallon.
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[sighs]
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Fucking cows?
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What?
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Hey, you coming to this 11:00?
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Kiel and Washburn. Marketing.
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Oh, right. Yeah, I'll be there.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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We start at 9:00 a. m.
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Just trying to set a good
example for the newer employees.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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[line trilling]
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- He knows.
- VALERIE: What?
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Jordan. He knows about me and Sarah.
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Didn't you sort of expect this?
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Okay, yeah, maybe.
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But not that he'd punish me.
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He's created a hostile
working environment.
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VALERIE: What's he doing?
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Reminding me about meetings
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and calendar invites,
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telling me when to get to work.
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That's pretty standard office stuff.
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ALEX: No, Val, this is a power play.
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He's trying to steal my company.
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Okay, Alex.
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Also, his wedding registry has a link
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for donating cows.
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I mean, that's manipulative, right?
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Look at me. I don't need gifts.
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Just charity. It's totally self-serving.
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VALERIE: Okay, I'm hanging up now.
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Wait.
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[sighs]
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No phones in the examination room.
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I know.
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What if I needed it for moral support?
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Well, I see you changed
your home address
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and emergency contact into.
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Yeah, Drew and I are no longer
living together,
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but it's fine. It's better, actually.
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More time for me, you know?
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You know.
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Scoot down, please.
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Any recent sexual activity?
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Uh, nothing regular.
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Just a few things here and there.
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DR. DESAI: Still on the Ocella?
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And condoms.
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It's all very impersonal and exciting.
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DR. DESAI: Hmm.
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Have you considered
something more permanent?
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Uh, like what?
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Well, there are a couple options.
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Tubal ligation is the most popular.
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You mean sterilization?
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I assume you've finished
having children.
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It would be a lot easier
than taking a daily pill.
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I think I'd like
to keep my options open.
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At your age there aren't
that many options.
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[chuckling]
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[laughing]
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Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.
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My husband rented the "Minions" movie.
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Have you seen it?
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What?
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It's so funny.
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They don't even talk,
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but they make these cute little noises.
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You should see it.
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Oh, goodness.
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Okay.
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Everything looks good here.
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Thank you.
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[cell phone chimes]
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[light music]
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AUBREY: Hi.
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Hey.
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What are you doing this weekend?
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AUBREY: Hanging out? I don't know.
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Want to get fucked up?
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- Why?
- Why not?
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Okay.
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PAUL: Do you have mock-ups of the copy?
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Fourth page.
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JORDAN: Nice.
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I like the tagline.
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I thought we were moving away from this.
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From what?
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This looks like an eHarmony ad.
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KIEL: eHarmony's the benchmark.
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They fully monetized desperation.
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Okay, fine,
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but we're selling something
different, right?
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The anti-partnership.
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The... the fun of the chase.
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Our customers don't need to know that.
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Oh, they don't?
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So long as they're satisfied
with the experience,
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what does it matter, right?
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I think I'd want to know.
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Okay. Well, uh...
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ownership is all accounted for.
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Let's put it to a vote.
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Paul, what do you think
of this direction?
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PAUL: I like it. Let's try it out.
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Good man.
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Okay, so what are you thinking
for the roll-out?
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KIEL: Uh, turn to page 10.
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Would you ever think about
freezing your eggs?
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I already did.
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Graduation present from the parents.
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Wow. Smart.
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I wanted a car.
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I thought you didn't want kids.
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Well, not now.
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But I mean, I'll cave eventually.
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You read that "New York Times"
article, right?
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W-which one?
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You know, the one about the people
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who die alone in their apartments?
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And how it takes,
like, months to find them.
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And their bodies
are all withered and gross.
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Basically, dying alone
is the ultimate indignity.
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Worse than spending your life
with someone you don't love?
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I don't know.
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But what's really the worst
is if you just have a cat.
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Because when it runs out of food,
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it will literally eat your face.
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Got it.
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No cat.
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ALEX: Those are expired.
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Have you seen your mom?
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Nope.
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My ex-girlfriend is marrying
my new business partner.
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Okay.
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That's fucked up, right?
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Did he know you dated her?
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I don't know.
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Did she tell him to buy your company?
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No idea.
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Look, I haven't seen her
in, like, 10 years.
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I thought she was in a mental
institution in Oklahoma.
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Oklahoma?
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Or Arkansas. I don't know.
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Some state where they don't let you out.
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You can go talk to her.
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Grow down, will you?
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ALEX: [sighs]
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What'd you tell him?
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- Huh?
- Jordan.
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What'd you say about us?
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Uh, I didn't say anything to Jordan.
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Sure you didn't.
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Well, I thought I'd spare him
the gory details.
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You mean your descent into madness?
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Yes, Alex, sure.
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I mean, stealing lightbulbs?
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That's some Van Gogh level stuff.
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I'm surprised you didn't send me an ear.
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You used to appreciate originality.
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It's a fine line.
277
00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:27,643
Let's not do this, okay?
278
00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:29,270
I'm with someone I love.
279
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,105
The person you love is trying
to take over my company.
280
00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:32,732
- No, he's not.
- You would say that.
281
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,567
Listen, whatever it is you told him...
282
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:38,654
I only told him
what he needed to know, okay?
283
00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,323
Will you just buy a chair or something?
284
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,991
I'll sell it to you at cost.
285
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,576
I don't need a chair.
286
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:46,204
Okay.
287
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,955
What, you don't like my furniture?
288
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:50,208
It's a little unfocused.
289
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,292
No, it isn't.
290
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,002
My furniture is...
291
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,004
has personality and character and charm
292
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,965
and your chairs are cold
a-and plastic and obvious!
293
00:11:57,966 --> 00:12:00,426
And why the fuck
am I still talking to you?
294
00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:08,352
295
00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:20,780
- Dude.
- What?
296
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,323
It's 11:30.
297
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,866
Jesus, man.
298
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,910
Maybe I don't like coming in
at 9:00, okay?
299
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,370
Maybe I think it's a holdover
300
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,955
from when children worked 16 hours a day
301
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,250
at the smelting mill.
302
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,419
Okay, man, what's going on with you?
303
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,837
You've been on my ass all week
304
00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,547
and it's getting really fucking tired.
305
00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:40,633
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
306
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,928
And I know Sarah told you
some big fucking story about us,
307
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,805
but it doesn't mean you have to
treat me like a leper.
308
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:46,806
Okay, yeah.
309
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,516
Sarah told me you dated
310
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,268
and all she said was that
you had a nice relationship
311
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,603
until some stuff went down
with your family.
312
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,272
Wait, what?
313
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,816
But you know what, Alex? I don't care.
314
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:59,110
Okay? I knew your reputation
before I came on board
315
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,361
and it didn't stop me.
316
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,821
What reputation?
317
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,406
[chuckles] Come on, man.
318
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,951
You can't be that naive.
319
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,661
Are we cool?
320
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,288
We're business partners.
321
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,041
Let's just shoot for, uh, civil.
322
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,801
We still on for later?
323
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,304
[sighs] Town's dry.
324
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,055
I could probably steal
a bottle from my mom.
325
00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:29,473
She won't miss it.
326
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:31,058
I was actually hoping
for something stronger.
327
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:32,852
Fuck off.
328
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,812
I'll get a bottle of wine
and meet you at your place.
329
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,481
Pick a stupid movie, order dinner.
330
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,525
Okay.
331
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:44,363
Can't find drugs in L. A.?
332
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,198
Why don't you ask... I don't know...
333
00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:47,575
literally anyone?
334
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,952
Like who? You?
335
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,997
[sighs] I mean...
336
00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:56,083
Look at that.
337
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:57,710
You're a traveling pharmacy.
338
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,211
Yeah, one-stop shop.
339
00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:01,005
So if I wanted to turn my brain off
340
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,590
and just feel warm?
341
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:06,427
You would eat half of this.
342
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,512
Cool. What do I owe you?
343
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:09,722
On the house.
344
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,309
Curious, but okay.
345
00:14:13,935 --> 00:14:16,103
- It's kind of a clich?, right?
- Huh?
346
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:19,231
The only black kid
in group with the drugs?
347
00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:20,775
[chuckles]
348
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,277
Says the basic white girl
trying to buy them.
349
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:31,203
350
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,460
Valerie Myers?
351
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:45,633
352
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,301
We offer two services:
353
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:50,012
the freezing of eggs
and fertilized embryos.
354
00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:52,389
Now, you are currently
without a partner?
355
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,016
Yes. It's just me.
356
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:55,601
California Cryo Preserve
357
00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:58,104
has a list of potential donors online.
358
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:01,899
You can read personal essays,
see childhood photographs...
359
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,944
Right, and if I want to
just freeze eggs?
360
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,570
You could try.
361
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:08,280
The technology has improved,
362
00:15:08,281 --> 00:15:10,533
but it's certainly nowhere
near the success rate
363
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,451
for fertilized embryos.
364
00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:17,039
Also, embryos are less expensive.
365
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,792
So I'm penalized for being single?
366
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,627
I don't set the rates.
367
00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:29,553
368
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,435
[light rock music]
369
00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:41,689
370
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,692
[doorbell rings]
371
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:48,822
372
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,462
Looks like you found something.
373
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:06,631
[giggles]
374
00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:16,390
Oh, potential look-alikes: Johnny Depp,
375
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:20,144
Johnny Cash, Tommy Lee Jones.
376
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,271
Uh, those people look nothing alike.
377
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,273
Here's his baby picture.
378
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,816
VALERIE: Oh.
379
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,943
- It's an albino.
- [laughs]
380
00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:29,445
Uh...
381
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,488
- Next one.
- No.
382
00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:34,241
No. No. Mm, no.
383
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:35,409
This is just like Tinder.
384
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,286
- Really?
- Yeah.
385
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,705
I wouldn't go home
with any of these babies.
386
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,790
This is a cute baby.
387
00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:43,292
And he's got a clean medical record
388
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,293
and a master's degree.
389
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,294
VALERIE: Hmm.
390
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,880
Pull up his personal essay.
391
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,007
"In Defense of Social Darwinism
392
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,300
and the Second Amendment."
393
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,053
Oh, he was doing so well.
394
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,846
[gasps] Yes.
395
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,181
You are still here.
396
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,182
Hi.
397
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,558
One of my clients
398
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:00,851
just had a breakdown.
399
00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:04,230
Full on tears, wailing on the floor...
400
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,481
Oh, no.
401
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,274
I just had to sit silently
402
00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:09,401
- till the hour was up.
- VALERIE: Ooh.
403
00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:12,613
Can we go get a drink?
404
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,323
Sure.
405
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,200
Okay. Go home.
406
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,743
See your friends.
407
00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:20,537
I've taken up too much
of your time, Leia.
408
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,582
Oh... okay.
409
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,839
Uh... bye.
410
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,429
[TV playing indistinctly]
411
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,651
AUBREY: Hey.
412
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,027
Hey.
413
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:54,238
You're crying.
414
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,032
What?
415
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:03,664
Oh.
416
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,876
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
417
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,718
My dad wants to have another baby.
418
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,678
AUBREY: [laughs]
419
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,515
I know. It's so stupid.
420
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,729
What'd you say?
421
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,230
Good luck.
422
00:18:28,231 --> 00:18:31,151
[laughs]
423
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,323
[laughing]
424
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:42,786
Can I see him?
425
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:43,954
What?
426
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:46,249
I want to see him.
427
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,877
Okay.
428
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,378
[sighs] What a week.
429
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,631
Mm. Tell me about it.
430
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,674
Mm.
431
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,803
Did you know it's more expensive
to freeze your eggs
432
00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:01,680
than embryos?
433
00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:05,476
That it's actually cheaper to
find some random sperm donor
434
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:09,480
than hold out hope
that you're gonna one day
435
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,941
find your own person?
436
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:16,320
Are you thinking about getting IVF?
437
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:20,074
- I was.
- Wow.
438
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:23,077
Do you... you really want another kid?
439
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,286
- [laughs]
- I'm sorry.
440
00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:25,287
I don't know.
441
00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:26,789
I'm... I don't know.
442
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,832
I... I'm a good mom
443
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,502
and Laura's going off to college soon
444
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,171
and Alex is gonna... I don't know.
445
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,881
[phone chimes]
Who knows what Alex is gonna do.
446
00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:37,466
Excuse me. I...
447
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,801
- Sorry.
- Ooh.
448
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,969
- Speak of the devil.
- Mm-hmm.
449
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:42,805
Uh, hey.
450
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,181
I'm in Burbank.
451
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,141
Wh-what? Why?
452
00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:47,851
ALEX: You know why.
453
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:49,561
Alex, don't, okay?
454
00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:52,272
Whatever you're thinking, just stop.
455
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,858
Nothing good happens in Burbank.
456
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:57,277
If I don't come back,
you know where to find me.
457
00:19:57,278 --> 00:20:04,743
458
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,620
[doorbell chimes]
459
00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:15,504
460
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,423
Alex.
461
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:21,135
Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
462
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:25,556
463
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,475
Nobody's home?
464
00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:31,437
Come on.
465
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:36,401
466
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,535
[garage door squeaking]
467
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:54,168
I have an idea.
468
00:20:54,169 --> 00:21:02,093
469
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,140
[laughter]
470
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,308
[sighs]
471
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,185
[laughing]
472
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,773
473
00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:21,278
Where's Mom?
474
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,947
Well, you know how your mother is.
475
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,784
No, I don't. That's why I asked.
476
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,036
She's, uh, on one of her tours.
477
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:32,915
It's Sting and, uh, I believe
Peter Gabriel this time.
478
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,541
You just got married.
479
00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:37,419
She's not under house arrest.
480
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:39,338
But look, I do want to tell you
how pleased I am
481
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,340
that you decided to come by.
482
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,176
You know, when a man
starts to get on in years...
483
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,844
What did you say to Sarah Finn?
484
00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:48,013
- What?
- Sarah Finn, my old girlfriend.
485
00:21:48,014 --> 00:21:50,015
- You remember her.
- Yeah, of course I do.
486
00:21:50,016 --> 00:21:51,016
She was a lovely girl.
487
00:21:51,017 --> 00:21:53,393
She was... very kind to you.
488
00:21:53,394 --> 00:21:54,394
Yeah, she was.
489
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:55,896
Until she met you and Mom
490
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,481
and disappeared
off the face of the earth.
491
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:01,235
Well, you were unfaithful to her.
492
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,277
She knew?
493
00:22:02,278 --> 00:22:04,238
Yes, of course, she knew.
494
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,864
I told her.
495
00:22:05,865 --> 00:22:09,159
What?
496
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,286
Why?
497
00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:13,205
Why would you tell her that?
498
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,958
Well, she had a right to know.
499
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,335
But you just didn't tell me?
500
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,379
You let me believe, for all these years,
501
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,713
she just lost her mind?
502
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:23,507
You were emotionally unprepared
503
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,092
for that relationship.
504
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,052
The whole thing was too much too fast
505
00:22:27,053 --> 00:22:28,637
and you were totally falling for her.
506
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,806
That's why you cheated.
507
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,474
Oh, my God.
508
00:22:32,475 --> 00:22:34,017
Your mother and I
just didn't want to see you
509
00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:37,062
make the same mistakes
that your sister did.
510
00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:38,730
Listen, I have some papers
511
00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:40,649
I'd really like you to take a look at.
512
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,277
My medical situation...
513
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,824
Have you ever gone on a road trip?
514
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,075
Just by yourself?
515
00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:51,743
Nope.
516
00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:53,787
- Really?
- Mm-mm.
517
00:22:53,788 --> 00:22:55,330
Okay, what about camping?
518
00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:58,250
Just you, friends, great outdoors.
519
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,002
One time, but it was one night.
520
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,254
Drew couldn't sleep on the ground.
521
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,338
[laughter]
522
00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:04,756
Shit. Okay.
523
00:23:04,757 --> 00:23:06,341
Um,
524
00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:09,177
have you ever spent
the whole day in your bed,
525
00:23:09,178 --> 00:23:11,431
just smoking pot and having sex?
526
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,643
Missed that too.
527
00:23:16,644 --> 00:23:18,270
[laughs]
528
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,230
And you want to have a baby?
529
00:23:20,231 --> 00:23:22,316
I don't know.
It's just, if I'm gonna do it,
530
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,317
now is the time.
531
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,401
No.
532
00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:26,612
Now is the time for camping
533
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,488
and road trips and stoned sex.
534
00:23:28,489 --> 00:23:30,282
[laughs]
535
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,743
Val, you spend your whole life
536
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,494
taking care of other people,
537
00:23:34,495 --> 00:23:38,916
and I am sure that that feels
familiar and comfortable,
538
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,629
but... no.
539
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:49,009
Okay.
540
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,010
[giggles]
541
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,179
[laughter]
542
00:23:53,681 --> 00:23:57,392
LAURA: Who's the god of relationships?
543
00:23:57,393 --> 00:23:59,645
Cupid?
544
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,314
Sure.
545
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:06,568
To Cupid, god of relationships,
546
00:24:06,569 --> 00:24:10,072
accept our humble tribute.
547
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,574
May the twisted spokes
548
00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:15,327
and broken handlebars
549
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,996
satisfy your thirst for blood.
550
00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:19,665
- Thirst for blood?
- Uh-huh.
551
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,583
- Cupid loves blood.
- Okay, then.
552
00:24:21,584 --> 00:24:25,963
Also heartache, shame, agony...
553
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,757
Why would Cupid like that stuff?
554
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,550
'Cause if those things didn't exist,
555
00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:33,303
relationships would be easy
and he'd be out of a job.
556
00:24:33,304 --> 00:24:36,224
[crickets chirping]
557
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,018
Are you ready?
558
00:24:40,019 --> 00:24:42,062
One,
559
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,147
two,
560
00:24:44,148 --> 00:24:45,525
three.
561
00:24:53,574 --> 00:24:56,576
[light music]
562
00:24:56,577 --> 00:25:04,460
563
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:22,478
564
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,208
[sighs]
565
00:25:48,629 --> 00:25:49,880
Mother.
566
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,091
Daughter.
567
00:25:53,092 --> 00:25:55,553
I am so lucky to have you.
568
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,895
Um...
569
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,814
Hmm?
570
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:10,943
Hey.
571
00:26:22,663 --> 00:26:26,333
I loved her.
572
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:31,088
I loved her and Dad drove her away.
573
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,757
Who?
574
00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:36,551
Sarah Finn.
575
00:26:36,576 --> 00:26:39,011
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576
00:26:39,036 --> 00:26:40,543
MAN:
Heaven
577
00:26:40,568 --> 00:26:43,659
I'm in heaven
578
00:26:43,684 --> 00:26:48,230
And the heart beats so
that I can hardly speak
579
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,606
580
00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:51,233
And I seem to find
581
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,318
The happiness I seek
582
00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,320
583
00:26:55,321 --> 00:26:59,366
When we're out together
dancin' cheek to cheek
584
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,326
585
00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:03,370
Heaven
586
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:06,665
I'm in heaven
587
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:12,379
And the cares that hung around
me through the week
588
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,089
Seem to vanish like
589
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,961
A gambler's lucky streak
590
00:27:17,986 --> 00:27:21,890
When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek
591
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:26,561
Oh, I love to climb a mountain
592
00:27:26,851 --> 00:27:28,985
And reach the highest peak
593
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,898
But it doesn't...
594
00:27:30,948 --> 00:27:35,498
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