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[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS]
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IF YOU
HAD A CHOICE...
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YEAH?
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WOULD YOU RATHER
LOVE A GIRL
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OR HAVE HER
LOVE YOU?
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I'D WANT IT
MUTUAL.
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I MEAN IF YOU COULDN'T
HAVE IT MUTUAL.
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YOU MEAN, WOULD I
RATHER BE THE ONE
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WHO LOVES
OR IS LOVED?
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YEAH.
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IT'S NOT THAT EASY
A QUESTION.
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I THINK I'D
RATHER BE IN LOVE.
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ME, TOO.
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I WOULDN'T WANT
TO GET HURT, THOUGH.
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YOU WERE IN LOVE
WITH GLORIA.
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I WAS STARTING TO BE
IN LOVE WITH HER,
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THEN SHE LET ME
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FEEL HER UP
ON THE FIRST DATE.
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TURNED ME RIGHT OFF.
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YOU KEPT
GOING WITH HER.
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WELL, SHE LET ME
FEEL HER UP.
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[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
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WHAT ABOUT GWEN?
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HER, I COULD
TALK TO.
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I'VE NEVER
BEEN ABLE
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TO TALK
TO ANY GIRL.
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I WAS REALLY GETTING
CRAZY ABOUT HER,
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BUT SHE'S STUCK UP.
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WOULDN'T LET ME
LAY A HAND ON HER.
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SO I WENT BACK TO GLORIA.
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[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
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YOU WANT
PERFECTION?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT,
WISE GUY?
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SHE JUST
HAS TO BE NICE.
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THAT'S ALL.
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YOU WOULDN'T
WANT HER BEAUTIFUL?
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
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I'D LIKE HER
BUILT, THOUGH.
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I WANT MINE
SEXY-LOOKING.
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I WOULDN'T WANT HER
TO LOOK LIKE A TRAMP.
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SEXY DOESN'T MEAN SHE
HAS TO LOOK LIKE A TRAMP.
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THERE'S A MIDDLE GROUND.
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I WOULD WANT THAT.
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YEAH.
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TALL,
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VERY TALL.
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THAT WOULD
SCARE ME.
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[LAUGHTER]
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SHE SHOULD BE
VERY UNDERSTANDING.
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WE'D START
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THE SAME SENTENCES TOGETHER.
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YEAH, I'D
LIKE THAT.
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BIG TITS.
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[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
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YEAH, BUT STILL
A VIRGIN.
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I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THAT.
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COME ON.
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I WOULDN'T MIND
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IF SHE WAS A LITTLE
AHEAD OF ME--
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NOT WITH THOSE BIG TITS
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AND KNEW HUNDREDS
OF DIFFERENT WAYS.
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I WANT MORE
OF A COMPANION.
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THE OTHER STUFF, I CAN
GET ON THE OUTSIDE.
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FIRST TIME
I DO IT,
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I WANT IT
BEAUTIFUL.
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I DON'T WANT TO WASTE IT
ON SOME BEAST.
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I FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT GETTING LAID
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AS I FEEL ABOUT
GOING TO COLLEGE.
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I'M BEING
PRESSURED INTO IT.
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[NEW TUNE]
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YOU LIKE THAT?
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YEAH.
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I GIVE HER
TO YOU.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER?
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I'M A GENEROUS GUY.
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YEAH,
I'M GRATEFUL.
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HOW DO I BREAK
THE NEWS TO HER?
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YOU GO OVER THERE.
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YEAH?
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THERE'S A WAY TO
TALK TO GIRLS, YOU KNOW.
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TELL HER A JOKE.
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WHAT JOKE?
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TELL HER ABOUT
YOUR UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD.
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THAT'S NOT BAD.
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BUT DON'T MAKE IT
LIKE AN ACT.
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NO.
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GO AHEAD.
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GO AHEAD, SCHMUCK.
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IF YOU DON'T,
I WILL.
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YOU?
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YOU CAN'T EVEN
STAND UP.
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I FUCKED UP.
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IT'S MY TURN.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT'S YOUR TURN?
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SHE'S MINE.
YOU GAVE HER TO ME.
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YOU STRUCK OUT.
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I GET TWO MORE
TIMES AT BAT.
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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
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I'VE EVER BEEN
TO A COLLEGE MIXER.
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ME, TOO.
I HATE THEM.
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I HATE THEM, TOO.
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SUCH A PHONY WAY
OF MEETING PEOPLE.
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EVERYBODY
PUTS ON AN ACT.
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SO EVEN IF YOU
MEET SOMEBODY,
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YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU'RE MEETING.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE MEETING
THE ACT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
NOT THE PERSON.
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I'M NOT SURE
I AGREE.
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WITH WHAT?
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WITH WHAT
YOU SAID.
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NO. I DON'T EITHER.
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YOU DON'T AGREE
WITH WHAT YOU SAID?
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HOW DO YOU
FEEL ABOUT IT?
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I THINK PEOPLE ONLY LIKE TO
THINK THEY'RE PUTTING ON AN ACT,
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BUT IT'S NOT AN ACT.
IT'S REALLY THEM.
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IF THEY THINK IT'S AN ACT,
THEY FEEL BETTER.
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BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY
CAN ALWAYS CHANGE IT.
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YOU MEAN, THEY'RE
KIDDING THEMSELVES
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BECAUSE IT'S NOT
REALLY AN ACT?
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IT IS AN ACT,
BUT THEY'RE THE ACT.
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THE ACT IS THEM.
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BUT IF IT'S THEM,
HOW'S IT AN ACT?
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'CAUSE THEY'RE AN ACT.
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BUT THEY'RE
ALSO REAL.
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NO.
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YOU MEAN,
I'M NOT REAL?
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NO.
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I'M AN ACT.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M AN ACT, TOO.
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DON'T YOU
BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY
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WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
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NO.
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WITH YOUR FAMILY?
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I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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WELL, SURE,
WITH MY FAMILY.
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AND WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
YOU'RE ANOTHER WAY.
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WELL, SURE,
WITH FRIENDS--
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AND WITH YOUR TEACHERS,
YOU'RE STILL ANOTHER WAY.
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SO WHICH ONE IS YOU?
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WHEN YOU PUT IT
THAT WAY...
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YOU OUGHTA BE
A LAWYER.
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I'M GOING
TO BE A LAWYER.
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A LAWYER.
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YOU'RE FROM
SMITH, RIGHT?
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UH-HUH.
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DO YOU LIKE IT?
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I LIKE IT
ALL RIGHT.
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DO YOU LIKE
AMHERST?
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SURE, WHY SHOULDN'T I?
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MY PARENTS WORKED
VERY HARD TO SEND ME.
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I BETTER LIKE IT.
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DO YOU HAVE
A NAME OR SOMETHING?
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SUSAN.
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I'M SANDY.
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I THINK YOU CAN
MAKE OUT WITH HER.
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YOU THINK SO?
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SHE'S STUFF.
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YOU THINK SO?
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I WOULDN'T KICK
HER OUT OF BED.
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I SHOULDN'T TRY
SOMEBODY ELSE, THOUGH?
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WHO?
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SHE WAS THE BEST LOOKING
GIRL AT THE MIXER.
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I'LL SAY THAT FOR HER.
WASN'T SHE?
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HER TITS
WERE TOO SMALL.
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YEAH, I WAS
THINKING THAT.
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THE HELL WITH HER.
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BUT HER LEGS
WERE GREAT.
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YOU THINK SO?
STANDING SO CLOSE,
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I REALLY COULDN'T
TELL ABOUT HER LEGS.
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I WOULDN'T KICK
HER OUT OF BED.
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SHE'S GOT SOME
FUNNY IDEAS.
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I WOULDN'T KICK
HER OUT OF BED.
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DON'T RUSH ME, PLEASE.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I LIKE YOU
VERY MUCH, SUSAN.
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IT'S OUR THIRD DATE.
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I LIKE YOU, TOO.
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YOU LET ME KISS
YOU LAST WEEK.
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AND THIS WEEK.
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IF I KISSED YOU
ONCE LAST WEEK,
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I SHOULD BE ABLE TO
KISS YOU TWICE TONIGHT.
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YOU'RE THE ONLY BOY I KNOW
THAT I CAN TALK TO.
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I CAN'T SEE YOU BEING
QUIET FOR ANY GUY.
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NO. NOT QUIET EXACTLY.
BUT IF YOU KNOW
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SOMEBODY'S NOT GOING TO
APPROVE OF WHAT YOU ARE--
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WHATEVER THAT IS.
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WHATEVER THAT IS.
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WELL, YOU JUST
DON'T TELL HIM.
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IF I LIKE A BOY, AND I
WANT HIM TO KEEP LIKING ME,
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AND I'M BRIGHTER THAN HE IS,
I HAVE TO NOT SHOW IT
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OR I'LL LOSE HIM,
SO IT'S HARD.
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WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT
ANYONE OVERLY BRIGHT.
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YEAH, BUT YOU WOULDN'T
FEEL THREATENED.
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I MIGHT BE BOTHERED
A LITTLE.
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I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD,
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NOT NEARLY AS MUCH
AS SOME PEOPLE.
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FOR INSTANCE, SOMEDAY,
I WANT TO WRITE NOVELS.
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NOT NOW, BUT LATER ON WHEN
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
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NOW, THAT DOESN'T
THREATEN YOU, DOES IT?
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NO.
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MAYBE A LITTLE.
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DON'T PRESS
SO HARD.
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SEE? IT'S BETTER
WHEN IT'S GENTLE.
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SEE?
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WHAT ARE YOU
GRINNING AT?
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YOU FEEL HER UP YET?
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COME ON,
I LIKE THIS GIRL.
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I DON'T WANT
TO RUIN THINGS.
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WAS I RIGHT
ABOUT KISSING HER?
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LISTEN, WE HAD
A BIG FIGHT OVER IT.
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AND YOU WON.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I WON OR NOT.
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WHY ARE YOU LETTING YOURSELF
BE PUSHED AROUND?
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
PUSHING ME AROUND.
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I GUESS I WON.
SURE, I WON.
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SHE KISSED ME
FIVE TIMES.
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THAT'S WHEN YOU SHOULD'VE
PUT YOUR HAND ON HER TIT.
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WHEN THIS GIRL'S NICE
ENOUGH TO KISS ME,
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I SHOULD DO THAT TO HER?
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YOU ACT AS IF SHE'S
DOING YOU A FAVOR.
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IT IS SORT OF
A FAVOR, ISN'T IT?
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WHEN A GIRL LETS
YOU KISS HER,
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YOU KNOW,
GO ON FROM THERE,
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FEEL HER UP, AND
THE REST OF IT,
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GO ALL THE WAY,
ISN'T IT A FAVOR?
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WHAT'S IN IT
FOR HER?
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SHE'S NOT GETTING
PAID OR ANYTHING.
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FUCK YOU!
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OK, OK. I'LL
FEEL HER UP.
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PLEASE TAKE YOUR
HAND OFF MY BREAST.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE I
WANT YOU TO.
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HOW COULD IT BE
ANY FUN FOR YOU
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IF YOU KNOW
I DON'T WANT IT?
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I DIDN'T SAY
IT WAS FUN.
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THEN WHY IS YOUR
HAND WHERE IT IS?
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BECAUSE THE WAY
WE'RE GOING,
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BY THIS TIME, I SHOULD BE
FEELING YOU UP.
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I DON'T FEEL THAT
WAY ABOUT YOU, SANDY.
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I FEEL THAT
WAY ABOUT YOU.
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YOU WANT ME
TO FEEL SOMETHING
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FOR YOU, TOO,
DON'T YOU?
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00:12:59,706 --> 00:13:01,139
I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED ME.
244
00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:03,141
I DO LIKE YOU.
245
00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:06,144
BUT I LIKE YOU
FOR OTHER REASONS.
246
00:13:06,212 --> 00:13:08,647
SO?
247
00:13:08,715 --> 00:13:12,651
SO, IF WE WENT
ANY FURTHER,
248
00:13:12,719 --> 00:13:15,153
THERE WOULDN'T BE
THOSE REASONS ANYMORE.
249
00:13:15,221 --> 00:13:17,989
WE MIGHT HAVE
SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH.
250
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,057
WHAT?
251
00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:22,293
SOMETHING ELSE.
252
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:29,734
YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL I'VE
EVER DONE THAT TO, SUSAN.
253
00:13:39,245 --> 00:13:40,679
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
254
00:13:40,747 --> 00:13:42,681
IT DOESN'T SHOW?
255
00:13:42,749 --> 00:13:43,748
NO.
256
00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:49,688
WELL, IT'S SOMETHING
257
00:13:49,756 --> 00:13:52,757
WE BOTH HAVE TO GO
THROUGH, I GUESS.
258
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,283
SUSAN, ARE YOU
A VIRGIN?
259
00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:36,300
WHAT DO I DO
WITH MY OTHER HAND?
260
00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:51,816
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS?
261
00:14:57,824 --> 00:14:58,856
AND THEN WHAT?
262
00:14:58,925 --> 00:15:01,259
SHE TOLD ME TO TAKE
MY HAND OFF HER BREAST.
263
00:15:01,328 --> 00:15:02,260
WHAT'D YOU DO?
264
00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:03,761
I SAID I
DIDN'T WANT TO.
265
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:04,762
THEN WHAT?
266
00:15:04,831 --> 00:15:06,264
SHE SAID HOW CAN
IT BE FUN FOR ME
267
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,765
WHEN SHE
DIDN'T LIKE IT.
268
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:08,766
OH, JESUS.
269
00:15:08,835 --> 00:15:10,268
I SAID, "I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED ME."
270
00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:11,269
YEAH?
271
00:15:11,338 --> 00:15:13,271
SHE SAID I LIKE YOU
FOR OTHER REASONS.
272
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,305
OTHER REASONS?
273
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:16,274
SO I TOLD HER HOW
I REALLY NEEDED THIS.
274
00:15:16,343 --> 00:15:17,775
WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?
275
00:15:17,844 --> 00:15:19,777
YOU KNOW, THAT IT
WAS MY FIRST TIME.
276
00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:21,779
YOUR FIRST TIME WHAT?
WHAT DID YOU SAY EXACTLY?
277
00:15:21,848 --> 00:15:23,281
I DON'T REMEMBER
EXACTLY.
278
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:24,782
THAT SHE WAS
THE FIRST GIRL
279
00:15:24,851 --> 00:15:26,718
I EVER TRIED
TO FEEL UP.
280
00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:28,219
YOU TOLD HER THAT?
281
00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:29,721
WAS IT A MISTAKE?
282
00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:30,722
I WOULDN'T.
283
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,724
THEN SHE GOT NICER
TO ME.
284
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:33,725
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NICER?
285
00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:36,728
SHE PUT MY HAND
ON HER BREAST.
286
00:15:36,796 --> 00:15:38,896
YOU MEAN YOU PUT IT ON,
SHE LEFT IT THERE.
287
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:41,399
NO, SHE PICKED IT UP
AND PUT IT ON.
288
00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:44,402
SHE TOOK YOUR HAND,
LIKE THIS,
289
00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:46,571
AND PUT IT ON LIKE THIS?
290
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,072
THAT'S RIGHT.
291
00:15:48,141 --> 00:15:50,074
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.
292
00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:51,309
YOU DIDN'T, HUH?
293
00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:53,077
I MEAN FROM JUST
WANTING TO BE FRIENDS,
294
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:54,612
SHE'S SUDDENLY GETTING
PRETTY AGGRESSIVE.
295
00:15:54,681 --> 00:15:55,813
YEAH, THEN WHAT?
296
00:15:55,882 --> 00:15:58,082
I ASKED HER
IF SHE WAS A VIRGIN.
297
00:15:58,151 --> 00:15:59,083
YOU'RE KIDDING?
298
00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:00,585
WAS THAT A MISTAKE?
299
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:01,586
MM.
300
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,254
ANYHOW, SHE IS.
301
00:16:03,323 --> 00:16:06,557
SHE SAYS.
SO NOW YOU GOT WHAT?
302
00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,593
ONE HAND OR
TWO HANDS ON HER TITS?
303
00:16:08,662 --> 00:16:09,827
BY THIS TIME,
304
00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:11,829
SHE'S PUT THE OTHER HAND
ON THE OTHER ONE.
305
00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:14,432
SHE PUT BOTH HANDS ON?
TWO HANDS?
306
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:17,935
SO I SAID, "WHAT
ABOUT YOUR HANDS?"
307
00:16:18,004 --> 00:16:19,437
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT!
308
00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:21,439
IT JUST CAME OUT.
309
00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:22,940
YEAH, THEN WHAT?
310
00:16:23,009 --> 00:16:24,442
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS.
311
00:16:24,511 --> 00:16:27,278
SHE UNZIPPED MY FLY.
312
00:16:27,347 --> 00:16:31,349
BULLSHIT ARTIST.
THEN WHAT?
313
00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:32,350
THEN WHAT?
314
00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:33,851
THEN SHE DID IT.
315
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,085
DID WHAT?
316
00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:39,357
[LAUGHS]
BULLSHIT ARTIST.
317
00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:41,592
SHE REALLY DID THAT
TO YOU?
318
00:16:41,661 --> 00:16:42,860
SHE DID THAT?!
319
00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:43,861
YEAH.
320
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:45,430
[BOTH LAUGH LOUDLY]
321
00:16:48,401 --> 00:16:50,368
HELLO, IS THIS SUSAN?
322
00:16:50,436 --> 00:16:52,871
WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
323
00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:54,372
I'M A FRIEND
OF SANDY'S.
324
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,375
HIS ROOMMATE.
YEAH. JONATHAN.
325
00:16:57,443 --> 00:16:58,877
HE TOLD YOU ABOUT ME?
326
00:16:58,945 --> 00:17:00,378
YEAH.
327
00:17:00,446 --> 00:17:04,149
SO, UH, I'M HERE
AT SMITH FOR TONIGHT.
328
00:17:04,217 --> 00:17:06,017
PRACTICALLY ON CAMPUS.
329
00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:08,887
I WAS JUST TAKING
A DRIVE, YOU KNOW,
330
00:17:08,955 --> 00:17:12,256
AND I FOUND MYSELF
PRACTICALLY ON CAMPUS.
331
00:17:19,465 --> 00:17:20,899
HOW DO YOU LIKE SMITH?
332
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:21,800
WHAT'S
YOUR MAJOR?
333
00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,467
WHERE DID YOU
GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
334
00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:26,171
WHAT DO YOU DO
IN THE SUMMER?
335
00:17:26,239 --> 00:17:28,173
DO YOU ALWAYS
ANSWER A QUESTION
336
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:29,407
WITH A QUESTION?
337
00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:32,177
DO YOU ALWAYS DATE YOUR
BEST FRIENDS' GIRLFRIENDS?
338
00:17:32,245 --> 00:17:34,179
SANDY TOLD ME
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.
339
00:17:34,247 --> 00:17:36,681
HE TOLD ME
YOU WERE SEXY.
340
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,684
I GUESS HE'S JUST
A POOR JUDGE.
341
00:17:39,753 --> 00:17:42,187
I GUESS HE MEANT
YOU HAD PERSONALITY.
342
00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:43,188
GOOD GRIEF.
343
00:17:43,256 --> 00:17:45,690
YOU HAVE
A SPECIAL QUALITY.
344
00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:48,693
I LIKE GIRLS
WHO ARE SPECIAL.
345
00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:50,929
I'M HARDLY THAT SPECIAL.
346
00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:53,765
SOME PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL
ABOUT RIGHT AWAY.
347
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,767
MOST GIRLS I TALK TO,
348
00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:59,738
IT'S LIKE WE'RE SPIES
AND SPEAKING IN CODE.
349
00:17:59,806 --> 00:18:01,940
EVERYTHING MEANS
SOMETHING ELSE.
350
00:18:02,008 --> 00:18:05,276
LIKE I SAY, "WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TAKE A WALK?"
351
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,945
AND IT MEANS
SOMETHING ELSE.
352
00:18:07,013 --> 00:18:09,447
AND SHE SAYS, "I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT A TEST TOMORROW."
353
00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:10,782
IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE.
354
00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:11,783
AND YOU SAY,
355
00:18:11,852 --> 00:18:13,785
"I'LL COME HELP
YOU STUDY,"
356
00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:15,286
AND IT MEANS
SOMETHING ELSE.
357
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,687
YOU'RE VERY SHARP.
I LIKE THAT.
358
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:18,723
AND THAT MEANS
SOMETHING ELSE.
359
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,225
YOU'RE TOO SHARP.
360
00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:22,227
DOES THAT
BOTHER YOU?
361
00:18:22,295 --> 00:18:24,462
IT INTERESTS ME.
362
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,330
IS THAT MORE CODE?
363
00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:28,599
WE'D BE GOOD
TOGETHER.
364
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:30,902
I'M DATING
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
365
00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:32,470
HE WON'T MIND.
366
00:18:32,538 --> 00:18:33,972
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
367
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,573
I WON'T TELL HIM.
368
00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:37,976
WHAT IF I MIND?
369
00:18:38,044 --> 00:18:40,945
YOU WANT
TO GO OUT FRIDAY?
370
00:18:41,014 --> 00:18:44,048
I'M SEEING SANDY.
371
00:18:45,152 --> 00:18:46,417
SATURDAY?
372
00:18:46,486 --> 00:18:48,419
I HAVE A DATE.
373
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:49,921
SUNDAY?
374
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:52,223
I'M SEEING MY FOLKS.
375
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,225
WHERE DO THEY LIVE?
376
00:18:54,294 --> 00:18:55,726
NEWTON.
377
00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:57,228
SUNDAY NIGHT.
378
00:18:57,297 --> 00:19:00,231
I'LL BE TOO TIRED.
379
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,734
I'LL HELP YOU
GET OVER YOUR FOLKS.
380
00:19:05,071 --> 00:19:07,338
HOW ABOUT IT, SUSAN?
381
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,808
WHAT ARE YOU
SO AFRAID OF?
382
00:19:11,077 --> 00:19:12,576
NOT YOU.
383
00:19:20,753 --> 00:19:22,720
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
384
00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:24,255
HMM?
385
00:19:24,324 --> 00:19:26,825
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
386
00:19:30,596 --> 00:19:32,297
BULLSHIT ARTIST.
387
00:19:32,365 --> 00:19:34,332
I REALLY THINK SO.
388
00:19:37,337 --> 00:19:39,904
DID YOU GET IN YET?
389
00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:43,041
WHAT'S THAT GOT
TO DO WITH IT?
390
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:44,909
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
391
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:46,311
HOW YOU ARE
IN BED TOGETHER?
392
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,412
THAT'S
NOT EVERYTHING.
393
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:50,281
IT'S A LOT.
394
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:53,918
SHE TELLS ME THOUGHTS
I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD
395
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,920
UNTIL SHE TELLS THEM TO ME.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
396
00:19:55,989 --> 00:19:57,288
I CAN TALK TO HER.
397
00:19:57,357 --> 00:20:00,291
YOU CAN TALK TO ME, TOO.
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME?
398
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:04,462
I SAY THINGS TO HER
I WOULDN'T SAY TO YOU.
399
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:05,930
WHAT, FOR INSTANCE?
400
00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:07,966
THINGS YOU'D LAUGH AT.
401
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,468
HA. I'M LAUGHING NOW.
402
00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:12,536
HA HA HA HA!
403
00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:16,741
SHE THINKS
I'M SENSITIVE.
404
00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:19,643
SENSITIVE?
405
00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:21,346
SENSITIVE?
406
00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:23,181
OH, BOY!
407
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,183
HA HA HA HA!
408
00:20:25,252 --> 00:20:29,187
WHAT DO YOU TALK
TO HER ABOUT? FLOWERS?
409
00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:30,688
BOOKS.
410
00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:32,190
BOOKS.
411
00:20:32,259 --> 00:20:33,691
YOU PHONY.
412
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,061
I READ MORE BOOKS
THAN YOU DO.
413
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:38,562
WELL, I'M GONNA
START.
414
00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,564
I'M READING
THE FOUNTAINHEAD.
415
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,066
FOUNTAINHEAD?
WHAT'S THAT?
416
00:20:42,135 --> 00:20:44,068
IT'S HER
FAVORITE BOOK.
417
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:46,570
EVER HEAR OF
JEAN CHRISTOPHE?
418
00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:47,738
WHAT'S THAT?
419
00:20:47,807 --> 00:20:50,241
IT'S A CLASSIC,
YOU MORON.
420
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,743
I'LL READ IT
AFTER THE FOUNTAINHEAD.
421
00:20:52,812 --> 00:20:56,281
YEAH? YOU EVER READ
GUADALCANAL DIARY
422
00:20:56,349 --> 00:20:57,782
BY RICHARD TREGASKIS?
423
00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,117
NO.
424
00:20:59,185 --> 00:21:02,120
THAT WAS A BEST SELLER.
I READ IT.
425
00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:03,621
EVER READ
GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT
426
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:05,123
BY LAURA Z. HOBSON?
427
00:21:05,191 --> 00:21:07,625
DID YOU EVER READ
THE BELL FOR ADANO
428
00:21:07,693 --> 00:21:08,626
BY JOHN HERSEY?
429
00:21:08,694 --> 00:21:10,261
I'LL READ EVERYTHING
FROM NOW ON.
430
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:12,297
I READ MORE
THAN YOU DO,
431
00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,999
SO WHO'S THE ONE
WHO'S SENSITIVE, YOU OR ME?
432
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,968
COME ON,
WHO'S SENSITIVE?
433
00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:25,176
I'VE HAD A VERY
MESSED-UP CHILDHOOD.
434
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:27,678
WHAT DOES
YOUR FATHER DO?
435
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:29,180
HE FAILS.
436
00:21:29,249 --> 00:21:30,714
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
437
00:21:30,784 --> 00:21:32,216
I'M SORRY.
438
00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:33,717
WERE YOU VERY POOR?
439
00:21:33,787 --> 00:21:37,221
MY FATHER COULDN'T
HOLD ONTO A JOB,
440
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:39,223
KEPT GIVING
ME ADVICE.
441
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:43,727
THE MORE HE FAILED,
THE MORE ADVICE I GOT.
442
00:21:43,797 --> 00:21:46,230
HE'S A COMMUNIST,
MY FATHER.
443
00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:48,532
WE'RE REPUBLICANS.
444
00:21:48,601 --> 00:21:52,536
SOMETIMES I THINK I'M
A COMMUNIST, THOUGH.
445
00:21:52,605 --> 00:21:54,038
ME, TOO.
446
00:21:54,107 --> 00:21:56,040
WE HAVE SO MUCH AND
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE,
447
00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:58,776
YOU KNOW,
SO LITTLE.
448
00:21:58,845 --> 00:22:02,780
AFTER I GET
SET UP AS A LAWYER,
449
00:22:02,849 --> 00:22:04,782
I'D LIKE TO GO
INTO POLITICS.
450
00:22:04,851 --> 00:22:06,284
PUBLIC SERVICE.
451
00:22:06,352 --> 00:22:09,821
WHAT REALLY GETS ME
IS I WAS TOO YOUNG
452
00:22:09,889 --> 00:22:12,323
TO FIGHT IN THE WAR
453
00:22:12,391 --> 00:22:14,826
BECAUSE WHAT WAS
THAT ABOUT
454
00:22:14,894 --> 00:22:17,328
EXCEPT TO PROVE IF
EVERYBODY PITCHES IN,
455
00:22:17,396 --> 00:22:19,831
PLAIN PEOPLE
HAVE A CHANCE.
456
00:22:19,899 --> 00:22:23,835
SO, EVEN THOUGH I'M
THE FIRST IN MY FAMILY
457
00:22:23,903 --> 00:22:25,870
TO GET AN EDUCATION,
458
00:22:25,939 --> 00:22:28,372
I DON'T EVER
WANT TO FORGET
459
00:22:28,441 --> 00:22:30,374
WHERE I CAME FROM.
460
00:22:30,443 --> 00:22:33,177
YOU'RE A LOT MORE SERIOUS
THAN I THOUGHT.
461
00:22:33,246 --> 00:22:34,879
I KNOW.
462
00:22:34,948 --> 00:22:36,580
WHERE'D YOU MEET HER?
463
00:22:36,649 --> 00:22:38,082
I'M ANOTHER
PERSON WITH HER.
464
00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:39,583
YOU WOULDN'T
RECOGNIZE ME.
465
00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:41,085
THE THINGS THAT COME
OUT OF MY MOUTH.
466
00:22:41,154 --> 00:22:43,387
SHE SOUNDS GREAT.
IS SHE BUILT?
467
00:22:43,456 --> 00:22:46,090
SHE'S GOT
A QUALITY.
468
00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,591
SHE DOESN'T
TALK MUCH,
469
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,927
BUT THE THINGS
SHE SAYS
470
00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:51,562
ARE SO SHARP.
471
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,931
WE SHOULD DOUBLE DATE
SOME TIME.
472
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,470
I WANT TO KNOW HER
A LITTLE BETTER
473
00:22:59,538 --> 00:23:01,772
BEFORE
WE DOUBLE DATE.
474
00:23:01,841 --> 00:23:03,774
ISN'T IT GREAT?
A MONTH AGO,
475
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:05,776
NEITHER OF US
EVEN KNEW A GIRL.
476
00:23:08,281 --> 00:23:10,047
WHAT'S HER NAME?
477
00:23:13,052 --> 00:23:14,252
MYRTLE.
478
00:23:15,255 --> 00:23:17,255
[MOANING]
479
00:23:43,582 --> 00:23:45,749
[HEAVY BREATHING]
480
00:24:52,251 --> 00:24:54,452
BULLSHIT ARTIST!
481
00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:02,593
YOU'RE KIDDING ME?
482
00:25:02,661 --> 00:25:04,095
YOU REALLY DID IT?
483
00:25:04,163 --> 00:25:05,596
YOU BASTARD!
484
00:25:05,664 --> 00:25:07,831
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
485
00:25:11,170 --> 00:25:12,603
NEXT, IT'S MY TURN.
486
00:25:12,671 --> 00:25:15,106
I DON'T THINK
SHE'LL DO IT.
487
00:25:15,174 --> 00:25:16,940
SHE WILL. I'VE BEEN
TAKING IT EASY ON HER.
488
00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:19,443
BELIEVE ME,
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE.
489
00:25:19,512 --> 00:25:21,612
ARE YOU CRAZY, WHEN
I'M RIGHT ON THE VERGE?
490
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,347
I'LL SEE HER
TOMORROW NIGHT.
491
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:27,618
UH, SANDY?
492
00:25:27,686 --> 00:25:29,120
YEAH.
493
00:25:29,188 --> 00:25:32,123
DO YOU EVER TALK
TO HER ABOUT ME?
494
00:25:32,191 --> 00:25:34,125
YEAH, SURE, SOMETIMES.
495
00:25:34,193 --> 00:25:36,127
DO ME A FAVOR.
496
00:25:36,195 --> 00:25:37,395
WHAT?
497
00:25:37,463 --> 00:25:39,863
DON'T TELL HER
I GOT LAID.
498
00:25:43,702 --> 00:25:45,636
PLEASE, SUSAN.
499
00:25:45,704 --> 00:25:48,639
SOMETIMES I WANT TO
DO IT,
500
00:25:48,707 --> 00:25:50,641
AND A SECOND LATER
I DON'T.
501
00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:51,975
LET'S DO IT.
502
00:25:56,715 --> 00:25:59,917
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU PUT UP WITH ME.
503
00:26:04,223 --> 00:26:06,657
I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO IT.
504
00:26:06,725 --> 00:26:08,725
IT REALLY HURTS,
SUSAN.
505
00:26:08,794 --> 00:26:10,227
LET ME--
506
00:26:10,296 --> 00:26:11,995
NOT ANYMORE.
507
00:26:12,065 --> 00:26:13,264
PLEASE, SANDY.
508
00:26:13,332 --> 00:26:14,798
NOT ANYMORE.
509
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:17,101
SUSAN,
LET'S DO IT.
510
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,806
I LOVE YOU.
511
00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:26,810
DO YOU
HAVE ANYTHING?
512
00:26:29,248 --> 00:26:31,182
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
HAD THAT?
513
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,183
NOT TOO LONG.
514
00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:33,684
NOT A YEAR
OR ANYTHING?
515
00:26:33,752 --> 00:26:35,553
I'M SURE IT'S OK.
516
00:26:38,757 --> 00:26:40,691
I DON'T WANT TO
TAKE ANY CHANCES.
517
00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:42,593
THESE THINGS
HAVE TO BE OK.
518
00:26:46,765 --> 00:26:47,965
IT'S OK.
519
00:26:59,778 --> 00:27:01,845
I'M POSITIVE
IT'S OK.
520
00:27:16,996 --> 00:27:19,430
AS IF YOU'RE THE FIRST GUY
IN HISTORY TO GET LAID.
521
00:27:19,499 --> 00:27:21,932
I'M THE FIRST GUY
IN MY HISTORY TO GET LAID?
522
00:27:22,001 --> 00:27:23,066
I LIKE IT,
523
00:27:23,136 --> 00:27:25,236
BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME
CROWING ABOUT IT.
524
00:27:25,304 --> 00:27:27,904
THERE'S SUCH A THING
AS GOOD TASTE.
525
00:27:27,973 --> 00:27:29,240
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
526
00:27:29,308 --> 00:27:31,242
AFTER YOU
STARTED SCORING,
527
00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:32,743
WHAT DID I
GET OUT OF YOU?
528
00:27:32,811 --> 00:27:35,746
"WE DID IT STANDING,
SITTING, IN THE CAR,
529
00:27:35,814 --> 00:27:37,748
UNDER THE CAR."
MYRTLE, MYRTLE.
530
00:27:37,816 --> 00:27:41,485
I KNEW SUSAN BEFORE
YOU KNEW MYRTLE,
531
00:27:41,554 --> 00:27:42,819
AND WHO
SCORED FIRST? YOU.
532
00:27:42,888 --> 00:27:45,322
THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME
FEEL VERY GOOD.
533
00:27:45,391 --> 00:27:46,823
IN FACT, I FELT
VERY JEALOUS.
534
00:27:46,892 --> 00:27:48,592
BUT DID I TRY
TO SHUT YOU UP?
535
00:27:48,661 --> 00:27:50,761
DID I SAY "I'M TIRED
OF HEARING ABOUT IT?"
536
00:27:50,829 --> 00:27:53,764
I DIDN'T BECAUSE
I'M YOUR FRIEND.
537
00:27:53,832 --> 00:27:57,100
OK. YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
538
00:27:57,170 --> 00:27:59,270
SOMETIMES I THINK I'M
A BETTER FRIEND TO YOU
539
00:27:59,338 --> 00:28:00,204
THAN YOU ARE TO ME.
540
00:28:00,273 --> 00:28:02,272
[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS]
541
00:29:20,586 --> 00:29:22,520
DIDN'T YOU EVER
DO THAT?
542
00:29:22,588 --> 00:29:26,524
I KNEW WHAT THE WORD
"MISLED" MEANT.
543
00:29:26,592 --> 00:29:29,026
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
544
00:29:29,094 --> 00:29:31,529
SO WHEN I FINALLY
SAW IT IN PRINT,
545
00:29:31,597 --> 00:29:34,097
I THOUGHT IT WAS
"MYZILD."
546
00:29:37,102 --> 00:29:38,536
I KEPT WONDERING
547
00:29:38,604 --> 00:29:40,538
WHAT THIS WORD
MEANS, "MYZILD."
548
00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:43,040
SEXY.
LET'S MYZILD.
549
00:29:43,108 --> 00:29:44,608
HAS ANYBODY
EVER HEARD
550
00:29:44,677 --> 00:29:46,544
OF ROUND JOHN VIRGIN?
551
00:29:46,612 --> 00:29:49,480
ONE OF THE GUYS
IN ROBIN HOOD.
552
00:29:49,549 --> 00:29:51,315
THAT'S LITTLE JOHN.
553
00:29:51,383 --> 00:29:54,585
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
ROUND JOHN?
554
00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:56,386
ROUND JOHN VIRGIN.
555
00:29:56,456 --> 00:29:57,855
IS THAT IN FALSTAFF?
556
00:29:57,924 --> 00:30:00,524
ROUND JOHN VIRGIN
MOTHER AND CHILD.
557
00:30:00,593 --> 00:30:01,725
YEAH.
558
00:30:01,794 --> 00:30:03,026
ROUND JOHN VIRGIN
MOTHER?
559
00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:07,932
♪ HOLY INFANT
SO TENDER AND MILD ♪
560
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,066
OH,
IT'S GUNSHEE.
561
00:30:09,134 --> 00:30:10,067
GUNSHEE?
562
00:30:10,135 --> 00:30:12,369
G-U-N-S-H-Y.
GUNSHEE.
563
00:30:12,438 --> 00:30:13,671
GUN-SHY.
564
00:30:13,739 --> 00:30:15,906
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WAS GUNSHEE.
565
00:30:15,975 --> 00:30:18,909
SUSAN, DO THE ONE
ABOUT THE BEAR.
566
00:30:18,978 --> 00:30:20,077
YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
567
00:30:20,145 --> 00:30:22,079
THE HYMN WE SANG
IN CHURCH
568
00:30:22,147 --> 00:30:24,615
ABOUT THE BEAR
WITH CROSSED EYES,
569
00:30:24,684 --> 00:30:27,618
WHOSE NAME WAS
"GLADLY."
570
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:29,086
GLADLY THE BEAR?
571
00:30:29,154 --> 00:30:30,588
DON'T YOU KNOW IT?
572
00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:32,623
GLADLY
THE CROSS-EYED BEAR.
573
00:30:32,692 --> 00:30:35,125
OH, GLADLY
THE CROSS-EYED BEAR!
574
00:30:35,194 --> 00:30:37,628
OH, GLADLY
THE CROSS I BEAR!
575
00:30:37,697 --> 00:30:40,564
ALL RIGHT,
PRONOUNCE THIS.
576
00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:43,901
C-H-O-P-H-O-U-S-E.
577
00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:45,102
CHUFOUS.
578
00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:46,203
CHOWFUS.
579
00:30:50,576 --> 00:30:51,842
CHOPHOUSE.
580
00:30:54,647 --> 00:30:56,880
THIS HAS TO STOP.
581
00:30:56,948 --> 00:30:59,449
HOW DO
I TELL HIM?
582
00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:03,119
YOU DON'T HAVE TROUBLE
TELLING HIM OTHER THINGS.
583
00:31:03,189 --> 00:31:04,621
WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?
584
00:31:04,690 --> 00:31:06,623
THE WAY YOU
TALK TO HIM.
585
00:31:06,692 --> 00:31:08,625
YOU DON'T TALK
TO ME THAT WAY.
586
00:31:08,694 --> 00:31:10,126
WHAT WAY?
587
00:31:10,196 --> 00:31:12,729
I DON'T KNOW.
588
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,132
HE'S VERY
VULNERABLE.
589
00:31:16,202 --> 00:31:17,901
I DON'T WANT
TO HURT HIM.
590
00:31:17,969 --> 00:31:19,236
YOU'RE HURTING ME.
591
00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:22,372
HE LOVES ME.
592
00:31:22,441 --> 00:31:25,875
THAT'S NO REASON
TO GO TO BED WITH HIM.
593
00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:33,517
YOU WOULD HAVE JUST GONE ON
IF HE HADN'T TOLD ME.
594
00:31:33,586 --> 00:31:35,586
I DON'T KNOW.
595
00:31:35,654 --> 00:31:38,154
I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN
A THING ABOUT IT.
596
00:31:38,224 --> 00:31:40,156
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE.
597
00:31:40,226 --> 00:31:43,594
BOY, YOU'RE
REALLY SOMETHING.
598
00:31:45,231 --> 00:31:48,131
I DON'T FEEL
LIKE SOMETHING.
599
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,134
I FEEL LIKE
NOTHING.
600
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,407
HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO TAKE THIS?
601
00:31:57,476 --> 00:32:00,176
I'M TRYING
TO TELL HIM.
602
00:32:00,246 --> 00:32:02,178
I SEE
HOW YOU'RE TRYING.
603
00:32:02,248 --> 00:32:03,680
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
604
00:32:03,749 --> 00:32:05,349
I DON'T ENJOY
THESE FIGHTS.
605
00:32:05,417 --> 00:32:10,687
IT'S ME YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE IN LOVE WITH.
606
00:32:10,756 --> 00:32:11,988
I'M GONNA TELL HIM.
607
00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:13,189
WHAT?
608
00:32:13,259 --> 00:32:14,625
I'M TELLING HIM
ABOUT US.
609
00:32:14,693 --> 00:32:15,892
NO, JONATHAN!
610
00:32:15,961 --> 00:32:19,529
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
THE UNDERSTANDING YOU GIVE HIM?
611
00:32:19,598 --> 00:32:21,231
YOU'RE STRONGER.
612
00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:28,705
YOU TELL HIM EVERYTHING ELSE.
YOU CAN TELL HIM ABOUT US.
613
00:32:28,774 --> 00:32:30,707
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
TELL HIM EVERYTHING,
614
00:32:30,776 --> 00:32:31,708
WHO SAYS SO?
615
00:32:31,777 --> 00:32:34,278
HE TELLS ME.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
616
00:32:39,285 --> 00:32:41,285
ARE YOU
GOING TO TELL HIM?
617
00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:46,690
HE'S SO HELPLESS.
618
00:33:10,316 --> 00:33:13,049
SUSAN, I LOVE YOU.
619
00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:15,752
WHY CAN'T YOU
BE MORE WITH ME
620
00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:17,253
LIKE YOU ARE
WITH SANDY?
621
00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:26,329
SHE SAYS SHE'S
NO GOOD FOR ME.
622
00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:32,269
MAYBE SHE'S TRYING
TO LET YOU DOWN EASY.
623
00:33:32,337 --> 00:33:34,271
HA HA HA!
624
00:33:34,339 --> 00:33:35,773
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH.
625
00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:37,675
IT ADDS UP.
626
00:33:41,847 --> 00:33:43,947
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH.
627
00:33:46,351 --> 00:33:47,785
DO YOU KNOW
EVERY MOOD OF MINE
628
00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:49,286
LIKE YOU KNOW
EVERY MOOD OF HIS?
629
00:33:49,354 --> 00:33:50,287
NO.
630
00:33:50,355 --> 00:33:51,288
HOW COME?
631
00:33:51,356 --> 00:33:52,455
I DON'T KNOW.
632
00:33:52,524 --> 00:33:54,291
YOU DON'T TELL ME THOUGHTS
I NEVER KNEW I HAD.
633
00:33:54,359 --> 00:33:55,292
HE SAYS I DO THAT?
634
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,293
YES.
635
00:33:56,361 --> 00:33:57,294
THEN I MUST.
636
00:33:57,362 --> 00:33:58,762
YOU DO IT, SO
DO IT WITH ME.
637
00:33:58,831 --> 00:33:59,797
I CAN'T.
638
00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:01,298
YOU CAN DO IT WITH HIM,
639
00:34:01,366 --> 00:34:03,801
YOU CAN DO IT WITH ME.
TELL ME MY THOUGHTS.
640
00:34:03,869 --> 00:34:04,802
I CAN'T!
641
00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:06,303
WHY CAN'T YOU?
642
00:34:06,371 --> 00:34:07,805
I CAN'T WITH YOU.
643
00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:10,808
THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.
644
00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:12,810
I CANNOT STAND
ANY MORE ULTIMATUMS.
645
00:34:12,878 --> 00:34:14,144
THIS IS MY LAST ONE.
646
00:34:14,213 --> 00:34:16,814
TONIGHT YOU TELL HIM ABOUT US,
OR TOMORROW I WILL.
647
00:34:16,882 --> 00:34:22,352
LOOK AT ME, SUSAN. TELL
ME MY DAMN THOUGHTS!
648
00:34:40,405 --> 00:34:41,572
HELLO.
649
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,240
YOU DIDN'T DO IT,
DID YOU?
650
00:34:44,309 --> 00:34:46,443
NO.
651
00:34:46,511 --> 00:34:47,611
WHY NOT?
652
00:34:50,115 --> 00:34:54,051
HE LOOKS AT ME
WITH SUCH TRUST.
653
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:57,554
HOW DO I
LOOK AT YOU?
654
00:34:57,623 --> 00:34:59,056
WITH BITTERNESS.
655
00:34:59,124 --> 00:35:01,558
IT USED TO BE TRUST.
656
00:35:01,627 --> 00:35:04,561
AT LEAST YOU KNOW
MY THOUGHTS.
657
00:35:04,630 --> 00:35:06,563
DID YOU TELL HIM?
658
00:35:06,632 --> 00:35:08,565
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
659
00:35:08,634 --> 00:35:10,133
NO.
660
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,641
SO WHAT
DO WE DO NOW?
661
00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:20,577
I DON'T KNOW.
662
00:35:20,646 --> 00:35:23,580
I GUESS I GET
AN ULTIMATUM.
663
00:35:23,649 --> 00:35:27,651
DO YOU THINK THERE'S
ANY SENSE IN THIS?
664
00:35:36,895 --> 00:35:39,496
IN WHAT?
665
00:35:39,564 --> 00:35:41,264
IN YOU AND ME.
666
00:35:46,171 --> 00:35:48,105
THAT'S UP TO YOU.
667
00:35:48,173 --> 00:35:50,674
NO, IT'S UP TO YOU.
668
00:35:52,077 --> 00:35:55,512
I DON'T SEE
ANY POINT IN IT.
669
00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:58,081
I WISH
I WERE WRONG.
670
00:36:01,553 --> 00:36:04,487
I DON'T FEEL
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
671
00:36:16,101 --> 00:36:17,701
NEITHER DO I.
672
00:36:27,112 --> 00:36:30,881
THE REASON I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING TO SANDY...
673
00:36:32,617 --> 00:36:35,652
I KNEW
HE WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME.
674
00:36:35,721 --> 00:36:38,655
I'D GO INTO DETAILS
675
00:36:38,724 --> 00:36:40,657
SO HE'D
HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
676
00:36:40,726 --> 00:36:44,161
I KNEW
HE'D RUN TO YOU
677
00:36:44,229 --> 00:36:47,064
AND YOU'D TELL HIM
EVERYTHING I SAID WAS TRUE,
678
00:36:47,132 --> 00:36:49,766
AND THEN YOU'D
GO TO BED WITH HIM.
679
00:36:52,137 --> 00:36:55,205
YEAH. THAT SOUNDS LIKE
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
680
00:37:02,047 --> 00:37:03,479
SO?
681
00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:06,649
SO?
682
00:37:10,155 --> 00:37:11,654
JONATHAN...
683
00:37:18,163 --> 00:37:20,663
I'LL ALWAYS
BE YOUR FRIEND.
684
00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:25,535
JESUS, SUSAN,
I HOPE NOT.
685
00:37:36,681 --> 00:37:38,115
IT'S GOING TO
BE BUGGY.
686
00:37:38,183 --> 00:37:39,616
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE BUGGY.
687
00:37:39,684 --> 00:37:41,118
IT'S
THE TROPICS.
688
00:37:41,186 --> 00:37:42,619
IT'S THE JUNGLE.
689
00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:44,621
YOU CAN'T COVER YOURSELF
FROM HEAD TO TOE.
690
00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:46,123
I'LL GET
EATEN ALIVE.
691
00:37:46,191 --> 00:37:47,624
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE.
692
00:37:47,692 --> 00:37:49,126
YOU'VE NEVER CAMPED
OUT BEFORE.
693
00:37:49,194 --> 00:37:50,127
ISN'T HE BEING SILLY,
JONATHAN?
694
00:37:50,195 --> 00:37:51,128
I AM NOT.
695
00:37:51,196 --> 00:37:52,629
YOU ARE, TOO.
696
00:37:52,697 --> 00:37:54,131
YOU'RE
A REAL CITY BOY.
697
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:55,632
HOW 'BOUT THE COT?
698
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,135
WE'VE GOT
A SLEEPING BAG.
699
00:37:58,203 --> 00:38:00,637
ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT
SLEEPING ON THE GROUND?
700
00:38:00,705 --> 00:38:02,639
YOU ARE A BABY.
701
00:38:02,707 --> 00:38:04,141
THIS KNAPSACK'S
HEAVY.
702
00:38:04,209 --> 00:38:06,143
I TOLD YOU
YOU OVERPACKED.
703
00:38:06,211 --> 00:38:08,145
WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO
WITH THE PILLOWCASE?
704
00:38:08,213 --> 00:38:09,646
PUT IT BACK.
705
00:38:09,714 --> 00:38:13,483
ISN'T HE A NUT,
JONATHAN?
706
00:38:13,551 --> 00:38:14,651
YOU PACK
YOUR THINGS.
707
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:15,652
LET ME
PACK MINE.
708
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,154
I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.
709
00:38:17,222 --> 00:38:18,655
WELL, HELP
YOUR OWN STUFF.
710
00:38:18,723 --> 00:38:20,157
YOU HAVE
PACKING TO DO.
711
00:38:20,225 --> 00:38:23,160
WE DON'T
EVEN HAVE ROOM.
712
00:38:23,228 --> 00:38:25,228
TIME IS WHAT
WE DON'T HAVE.
713
00:39:23,788 --> 00:39:25,222
JESUS.
714
00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:27,724
DO YOU WANT HER?
715
00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:30,227
I WOULDN'T KICK HER
OUT OF BED.
716
00:39:30,295 --> 00:39:31,728
LOOK AT THE PAIR
ON HER,
717
00:39:31,796 --> 00:39:34,231
LOOK AT THE SCHMUCK
WITH HER.
718
00:39:34,299 --> 00:39:36,233
THEY'RE ALWAYS
WITH GUYS LIKE THAT.
719
00:39:36,301 --> 00:39:39,236
HE'S 60, IF HE'S A DAY.
720
00:39:39,304 --> 00:39:41,238
MAYBE HE'LL HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
721
00:39:41,306 --> 00:39:42,739
YOU COULD
SAVE HIS LIFE,
722
00:39:42,807 --> 00:39:45,242
GET HER NUMBER,
AND FUCK HER.
723
00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,244
YOU BASTARD.
724
00:39:47,312 --> 00:39:48,645
YOU BASTARD.
725
00:39:50,315 --> 00:39:52,249
HOW'S SUSAN?
726
00:39:52,317 --> 00:39:53,750
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
727
00:39:53,818 --> 00:39:55,752
I ALWAYS
SAID IT.
728
00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:57,754
I SAY IT NOW.
729
00:39:57,822 --> 00:39:59,256
YOU FOUND YOURSELF
A JEWEL.
730
00:39:59,324 --> 00:40:01,324
SHE IS A JEWEL.
731
00:40:03,328 --> 00:40:05,262
NOT BAD,
THAT ONE.
732
00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:08,265
LISTEN. YOU MUST BE GETTING
MORE THAN YOUR SHARE.
733
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,766
I'D GET MARRIED
IN A MINUTE
734
00:40:09,834 --> 00:40:12,269
IF I COULD FIND
THE RIGHT GIRL.
735
00:40:12,337 --> 00:40:13,270
BULLSHIT ARTIST.
736
00:40:13,338 --> 00:40:15,272
YOU AND YOUR
ACTRESS FRIENDS.
737
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:16,773
ARE YOU KIDDING,
DOCTOR?
738
00:40:16,841 --> 00:40:18,775
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S GOT THE DEAL.
739
00:40:18,843 --> 00:40:20,777
WHAT CAN I SAY?
740
00:40:20,845 --> 00:40:23,280
"TAKE YOUR
CLOTHES OFF, BABY.
741
00:40:23,348 --> 00:40:26,283
LET ME CHECK
YOUR CAPITAL GAINS."
742
00:40:26,351 --> 00:40:28,051
I JUST LOOK.
743
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,786
SURE, YOU DO.
744
00:40:29,854 --> 00:40:31,788
I REALLY DO.
745
00:40:31,856 --> 00:40:35,459
SUSAN'S PLENTY ENOUGH
WOMAN FOR ONE MAN.
746
00:40:36,861 --> 00:40:38,228
HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
747
00:40:41,866 --> 00:40:43,300
THAT'S
SALLY JOYCE.
748
00:40:43,368 --> 00:40:45,668
DIDN'T I SEE HER ON
ED SULLIVAN?
749
00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,904
I FUCKED HER
ONCE.
750
00:40:47,973 --> 00:40:50,140
BULLSHIT ARTIST.
751
00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:52,209
WE USED TO DO
HER TAXES.
752
00:40:52,277 --> 00:40:54,811
SHE'S WITH
ANOTHER FIRM NOW.
753
00:40:54,879 --> 00:40:56,646
WHY DON'T YOU SAY HELLO?
754
00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:58,448
SHE WOULDN'T
REMEMBER ME.
755
00:40:58,517 --> 00:41:01,551
SHE'S A REAL
BALL-BUSTER, THAT ONE.
756
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:04,321
I'VE BEEN THROUGH
THE MILL WITH HER KIND.
757
00:41:04,389 --> 00:41:05,822
YEAH?
758
00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:08,325
THINK A GIRL
GOES FOR YOU,
759
00:41:08,393 --> 00:41:11,628
AND SHE'S AFTER
YOUR MONEY OR BALLS
760
00:41:11,696 --> 00:41:13,830
OR YOUR MONEY
AND YOUR BALLS.
761
00:41:13,898 --> 00:41:17,867
WOMEN TODAY ARE BETTER
HUNG THAN THE MEN.
762
00:41:27,912 --> 00:41:29,712
I SHOULD HAVE
YOUR PROBLEMS.
763
00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:33,316
IT'S NOT AS EASY
GETTING LAID ANYMORE.
764
00:41:33,385 --> 00:41:37,587
I DON'T THINK I FUCK MORE
THAN A DOZEN GIRLS A YEAR NOW.
765
00:41:37,656 --> 00:41:41,158
MAYBE I'M TOO MUCH
OF A PERFECTIONIST.
766
00:41:41,226 --> 00:41:43,460
THIS LAST ONE CAME
SO CLOSE
767
00:41:43,529 --> 00:41:45,462
TO BEING
WHAT I WANTED.
768
00:41:45,531 --> 00:41:46,963
GOOD PAIR OF TITS.
769
00:41:47,032 --> 00:41:48,465
NOT A GREAT PAIR.
770
00:41:48,534 --> 00:41:49,966
ALMOST NO ASS AT ALL
771
00:41:50,035 --> 00:41:51,701
AND THAT
BOTHERED ME.
772
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,703
SENSATIONAL LEGS.
773
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,705
I WOULD'VE
SETTLED FOR THEM
774
00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:57,707
IF SHE HAD JUST TWO
MORE INCHES HERE,
775
00:41:57,776 --> 00:41:58,975
THREE MORE HERE.
776
00:41:59,044 --> 00:42:03,780
THAT TOOK TWO YEARS
OF MY LIFE.
777
00:42:03,848 --> 00:42:06,249
YOU DON'T WANT
A FAMILY?
778
00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:07,750
I'M NOT PUTTING
IT DOWN,
779
00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:09,219
BUT WHO NEEDS IT?
780
00:42:09,288 --> 00:42:12,589
YOU CAN'T MAKE FUCKING
YOUR LIFE'S WORK.
781
00:42:12,658 --> 00:42:16,025
DON'T TELL ME WHAT
I CAN AND CAN'T DO.
782
00:42:16,094 --> 00:42:18,695
YOU'RE SO WELL OFF?
783
00:42:45,591 --> 00:42:48,024
SUSAN'S A VERY
GOOD HOMEMAKER.
784
00:42:48,093 --> 00:42:49,526
VERY EFFICIENT.
785
00:42:49,595 --> 00:42:53,029
I COME HOME,
EVERYTHING'S IN ITS PLACE,
786
00:42:53,098 --> 00:42:54,531
WHICH I LIKE
787
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,534
BECAUSE IT'S TIRING--
FULL DAY AT THE OFFICE
788
00:42:57,603 --> 00:43:00,036
THEN DOCTOR'S HOSPITAL
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
789
00:43:00,105 --> 00:43:02,539
IT'S NICE HAVING
EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE
790
00:43:02,608 --> 00:43:04,040
WHEN I GET HOME--
791
00:43:04,109 --> 00:43:06,543
A MARTINI,
DINNER, THE KIDS.
792
00:43:06,612 --> 00:43:10,046
WE DON'T WATCH
MUCH TELEVISION.
793
00:43:10,115 --> 00:43:13,116
WE LIKE READING
ALOUD TO EACH OTHER.
794
00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:16,553
WE USED TO HAVE
MORE FRIENDS,
795
00:43:16,622 --> 00:43:19,623
BUT WE DON'T HAVE
THAT MANY ANYMORE.
796
00:43:21,126 --> 00:43:22,559
SO ON WEEKENDS,
797
00:43:22,628 --> 00:43:24,561
WE MIGHT ENTERTAIN
A LITTLE
798
00:43:24,630 --> 00:43:27,564
OR GO TO
SEE A FRIEND,
799
00:43:27,633 --> 00:43:30,066
COME INTO TOWN,
800
00:43:30,135 --> 00:43:32,636
SEE A PLAY
OR A GOOD FILM.
801
00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,641
IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS
OR ANYTHING.
802
00:43:40,345 --> 00:43:43,346
THERE ARE OTHER THINGS
BESIDES GLAMOUR.
803
00:43:52,658 --> 00:43:55,792
YOU HAVE
A LONG LIFE LINE.
804
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:57,294
I LIKE THAT.
805
00:43:57,362 --> 00:44:01,298
THE WAY YOU RUN YOUR
NAIL ACROSS MY--
806
00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:04,301
YOU'RE DIFFICULT
TO GET ALONG WITH.
807
00:44:04,369 --> 00:44:05,302
ME?
808
00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:06,803
UH-HUH.
809
00:44:06,871 --> 00:44:08,305
BOBBIE.
810
00:44:08,373 --> 00:44:11,308
YOU ALWAYS KNOW
YOUR OWN MIND.
811
00:44:11,376 --> 00:44:13,876
RIGHT THIS
MINUTE, ANYWAY.
812
00:44:15,681 --> 00:44:18,615
YOU WON'T STOP GOING
AFTER WHAT YOU WANT
813
00:44:18,684 --> 00:44:20,183
UNTIL YOU GET IT.
814
00:44:24,189 --> 00:44:25,722
LET ME
SEE YOUR HAND.
815
00:44:29,127 --> 00:44:30,493
AH.
816
00:44:31,697 --> 00:44:32,829
HMM.
817
00:44:32,897 --> 00:44:34,331
WELL?
818
00:44:34,399 --> 00:44:35,832
YOU ARE BUILT.
819
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,335
SEE THAT IN MY HAND?
820
00:44:38,403 --> 00:44:41,338
EVEN YOUR HAND
IS BUILT.
821
00:44:41,406 --> 00:44:44,841
I THINK YOU'RE
A DIRTY OLD MAN.
822
00:44:44,909 --> 00:44:48,144
I'M A DIRTY
YOUNG MAN.
823
00:44:48,213 --> 00:44:49,679
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
824
00:44:49,748 --> 00:44:51,648
HOW OLD
DO YOU THINK?
825
00:44:51,717 --> 00:44:53,350
19.
826
00:44:53,418 --> 00:44:54,784
NO.
827
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,853
20.
828
00:44:56,921 --> 00:44:58,287
NO.
829
00:44:58,357 --> 00:44:59,589
21?
830
00:44:59,658 --> 00:45:00,590
NO.
831
00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:01,991
22.
832
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,360
NO.
833
00:45:05,430 --> 00:45:07,664
24.
834
00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:09,532
YOU SKIPPED 23.
835
00:45:09,601 --> 00:45:11,167
23.
836
00:45:11,236 --> 00:45:12,602
NO.
837
00:45:14,105 --> 00:45:15,372
24?
838
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,706
NO.
839
00:45:16,775 --> 00:45:18,441
25?
840
00:45:19,444 --> 00:45:20,543
26?
841
00:45:20,612 --> 00:45:21,778
NO.
842
00:45:22,781 --> 00:45:24,881
27?
843
00:45:24,949 --> 00:45:26,449
YOU'RE GETTING WARM.
844
00:45:27,452 --> 00:45:28,551
28.
845
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:29,786
NO.
846
00:45:30,789 --> 00:45:31,954
29.
847
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,960
I LIKE GOING OUT
WITH OLDER WOMEN.
848
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:46,936
ARE YOU MARRIED?
849
00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:48,738
ARE YOU KIDDING?
850
00:45:48,807 --> 00:45:50,540
YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET MARRIED?
851
00:45:50,609 --> 00:45:53,543
I'D MARRY YOU
IN A MINUTE.
852
00:45:53,612 --> 00:45:55,211
CAN YOU COOK?
853
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,880
SPAGHETTI.
854
00:45:56,948 --> 00:45:59,215
I CAN COOK
SPAGHETTI.
855
00:45:59,284 --> 00:46:01,217
GOOD. YOU DO
THE COOKING.
856
00:46:01,286 --> 00:46:03,720
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
857
00:46:03,789 --> 00:46:06,723
WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO DO?
858
00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:09,726
WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DO?
859
00:46:09,795 --> 00:46:11,861
I ASKED YOU FIRST.
860
00:46:11,930 --> 00:46:16,232
WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO ANSWER YOU FIRST.
861
00:46:16,301 --> 00:46:20,102
WELL, I CAN SEW.
862
00:46:20,171 --> 00:46:23,740
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
MUCH OF A MARRIAGE--
863
00:46:23,809 --> 00:46:26,476
ME COOKING SPAGHETTI
AND YOU SEWING.
864
00:46:26,545 --> 00:46:28,244
YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
865
00:46:28,313 --> 00:46:31,247
I'LL TAKE YOU FOR
EVERY CENT YOU'VE GOT.
866
00:46:31,316 --> 00:46:34,751
I DIDN'T KNOW
I MARRIED A GOLD DIGGER.
867
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:38,254
YOU WON'T
TAKE PITY ON ME?
868
00:46:38,323 --> 00:46:41,524
ONLY IF YOU
SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
869
00:46:43,528 --> 00:46:45,261
I'M SORRY.
870
00:46:45,330 --> 00:46:48,264
AND YOU'LL NEVER
DO IT AGAIN.
871
00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:50,266
I'LL NEVER
DO IT AGAIN.
872
00:46:50,335 --> 00:46:53,770
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE A GOOD BOY.
873
00:46:53,839 --> 00:46:55,605
YES, MAMA.
874
00:46:57,342 --> 00:46:59,776
DO YOU LIKE
TO BE MOTHERED?
875
00:46:59,845 --> 00:47:03,480
I LIKE TO BE
SMOTHERED BY YOU.
876
00:47:03,548 --> 00:47:07,550
WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO DO TO YOU?
877
00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:32,908
WELL...
878
00:47:34,312 --> 00:47:36,312
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
879
00:47:36,381 --> 00:47:39,081
HOW DO I LIKE WHAT?
880
00:47:40,918 --> 00:47:43,085
MY, UH...YOU KNOW.
881
00:47:44,823 --> 00:47:46,489
WHAT DO I KNOW?
882
00:47:48,893 --> 00:47:50,560
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
883
00:47:52,964 --> 00:47:55,264
I KNOW YOU.
884
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,032
AND I KNOW YOU.
885
00:48:23,395 --> 00:48:33,335
♪ DREAM, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BLUE... ♪
886
00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:44,680
[GRUNTING AND MOANING]
887
00:49:16,848 --> 00:49:19,916
[GASPING AND MOANING]
888
00:49:34,499 --> 00:49:38,701
WOW...
I ALMOST CAME THAT TIME.
889
00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:41,403
[LAUGHS]
890
00:49:51,349 --> 00:49:53,349
[HUMMING]
891
00:50:26,851 --> 00:50:28,017
OH, NURSE.
892
00:50:28,085 --> 00:50:30,319
WHAT IS IT,
MR. WEISENBORN?
893
00:50:30,388 --> 00:50:32,989
WILL YOU COME IN HERE
A MINUTE, PLEASE?
894
00:50:33,057 --> 00:50:35,057
CERTAINLY,
MR. WEISENBORN.
895
00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:46,368
WHY, MR. WEISENBORN!
896
00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:01,017
MOST GUYS I KNOW
ARE PRICKS.
897
00:51:01,085 --> 00:51:02,585
[LAUGHS]
898
00:51:05,590 --> 00:51:09,525
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
WHAT THEY WANT.
899
00:51:09,594 --> 00:51:11,527
I'LL BE HAPPY
TO TELL YOU.
900
00:51:11,596 --> 00:51:14,597
THEY WANT THE BOODLE.
901
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:19,035
BUT THEY AIN'T
GOING TO GET THE BOODLE.
902
00:51:19,103 --> 00:51:21,537
GOD DAMN RIGHT.
903
00:51:21,606 --> 00:51:25,041
BECAUSE THIS KID HERE'S
GOT THE BOODLE.
904
00:51:25,109 --> 00:51:28,110
YOU'RE PRETTY SURE
OF YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU?
905
00:51:34,118 --> 00:51:36,118
YOU'RE A NICE MAN.
906
00:51:37,121 --> 00:51:40,923
AND YOU'RE
A VERY LUCKY GIRL.
907
00:52:04,082 --> 00:52:06,148
[SHOWER RUNS]
908
00:52:28,006 --> 00:52:30,172
[HUMMING]
909
00:52:47,191 --> 00:52:48,190
[SHOWER STOPS]
910
00:52:51,796 --> 00:52:54,296
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, SAM?
911
00:52:54,365 --> 00:52:56,699
[IMITATING BOGART]
WHAT IS IT, SWEETHEART?
912
00:53:00,071 --> 00:53:03,238
WOULD IT BE A FATAL MISTAKE
IF WE SHACKED UP?
913
00:53:11,615 --> 00:53:13,649
IT'S VERY
DIFFICULT, BOBBIE.
914
00:53:14,986 --> 00:53:17,053
THESE LAST
COUPLE OF WEEKS...
915
00:53:17,121 --> 00:53:20,056
WE GET ALONG
SO WELL TOGETHER.
916
00:53:20,124 --> 00:53:22,758
THE IDEA...
917
00:53:27,131 --> 00:53:29,631
I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.
918
00:53:32,136 --> 00:53:33,635
SO MUCH.
919
00:53:35,139 --> 00:53:36,638
THIS IDEA...
920
00:53:41,145 --> 00:53:43,079
TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST...
921
00:53:43,147 --> 00:53:44,646
I MEAN...
922
00:53:45,649 --> 00:53:48,650
IT SOUNDS
VERY GOOD TO ME.
923
00:53:50,154 --> 00:53:53,589
LET'S BOTH GIVE IT
A COUPLE OF DAYS
924
00:53:53,657 --> 00:53:55,657
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
925
00:53:57,161 --> 00:53:59,294
IT SOUNDS LIKE...
926
00:54:00,998 --> 00:54:03,099
WELL...
927
00:54:03,167 --> 00:54:04,333
VERY GOOD.
928
00:54:06,170 --> 00:54:08,037
VERY, VERY, UH...
929
00:54:10,574 --> 00:54:12,108
WELL...
930
00:54:13,344 --> 00:54:14,343
GOOD.
931
00:54:17,681 --> 00:54:20,616
ONLY OUR EYES
SHOULD BE OPEN.
932
00:54:20,684 --> 00:54:24,120
WE SHOULD GO INTO THIS...
WE SHOULD...
933
00:54:24,188 --> 00:54:27,156
KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
WE'RE GETTING INTO.
934
00:54:27,225 --> 00:54:28,924
THIS IS JUST
A SHACK UP.
935
00:54:28,993 --> 00:54:31,360
I'M NOT ASKING
FOR MARRIAGE.
936
00:54:31,428 --> 00:54:36,531
YEAH, WELL, AS LONG AS WE
BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT.
937
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,400
WE DO.
938
00:54:39,503 --> 00:54:43,939
IT'S BETTER TO GET IT
ALL OUT ON THE TABLE
939
00:54:44,008 --> 00:54:47,943
SO LATER, THERE
CAN BE NO POSSIBILITY
940
00:54:48,012 --> 00:54:49,444
OF A MISUNDERSTANDING.
941
00:54:49,513 --> 00:54:53,082
SO MANY BUSINESS DEALS
HAVE COME TO GRIEF--
942
00:54:53,151 --> 00:54:54,349
OK.
943
00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:57,352
OK.
944
00:55:03,027 --> 00:55:04,894
YOU'RE A REAL PRICK,
YOU KNOW THAT?
945
00:55:10,868 --> 00:55:11,867
PRICK?
946
00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:20,977
I COULD VERY EASILY
GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS GIRL.
947
00:55:21,045 --> 00:55:23,679
SHE'S FUN TO BE WITH.
948
00:55:26,050 --> 00:55:28,484
JUST BETWEEN
THE TWO OF US,
949
00:55:28,552 --> 00:55:30,987
THE LAST YEAR OR SO,
950
00:55:31,055 --> 00:55:32,989
I'VE BEEN HAVING...
951
00:55:33,057 --> 00:55:34,991
I DON'T KNOW...
952
00:55:35,059 --> 00:55:36,993
A LITTLE TROUBLE.
953
00:55:37,061 --> 00:55:39,495
I WASN'T WORRIED, BUT...
954
00:55:39,563 --> 00:55:41,897
STILL AND ALL...
955
00:55:43,567 --> 00:55:45,567
A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH...
956
00:55:46,570 --> 00:55:48,004
WELL...
957
00:55:48,072 --> 00:55:49,405
MYSELF.
958
00:55:51,075 --> 00:55:52,574
YOU KNOW...
959
00:55:55,246 --> 00:55:57,079
GETTING HARD.
960
00:56:01,085 --> 00:56:04,020
AND YOU KNOW
GIRLS TODAY,
961
00:56:04,088 --> 00:56:05,521
THEY JUDGE YOU.
962
00:56:05,589 --> 00:56:07,523
THEY JUDGE YOU
VERY QUICKLY.
963
00:56:07,591 --> 00:56:09,091
SO, UH...
964
00:56:11,095 --> 00:56:15,031
I HAD IT
REAL ROUGH A FEW TIMES.
965
00:56:15,099 --> 00:56:17,599
SOME VERY NASTY
INNUENDOES.
966
00:56:19,103 --> 00:56:21,037
AND, AS I SAY,
967
00:56:21,105 --> 00:56:23,605
I WASN'T
TOO WORRIED, BUT...
968
00:56:25,109 --> 00:56:26,542
I WON'T LIE TO YOU.
969
00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:29,111
I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED.
970
00:56:31,115 --> 00:56:33,549
AND ALONG COMES
THIS BOBBIE.
971
00:56:33,617 --> 00:56:36,052
ONE LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THE PAIR ON HER,
972
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,054
AND I NEVER DOUBTED
973
00:56:38,122 --> 00:56:41,557
I'D EVER BE
ANYTHING BUT OK AGAIN.
974
00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:43,692
AND I WAS. I WAS.
975
00:56:45,063 --> 00:56:48,830
ALL OUR KIDDING BACK AND FORTH
OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER,
976
00:56:48,899 --> 00:56:51,767
I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU,
I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES.
977
00:56:51,835 --> 00:56:54,570
SHE'S REALLY THE GIRL
IN THE AIRLINE COMMERCIAL?
978
00:56:54,638 --> 00:56:59,075
YOU LUCKY
SON OF A BITCH.
979
00:56:59,143 --> 00:57:01,310
I DON'T KNOW.
980
00:57:03,147 --> 00:57:05,581
I DON'T WANT TO GET IN
OVER MY HEAD.
981
00:57:05,649 --> 00:57:08,084
I GOT IN OVER MY HEAD,
THREE, FOUR TIMES ALREADY,
982
00:57:08,152 --> 00:57:12,154
AND YOU HAVE
TO BE A REAL BASTARD.
983
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:18,660
I DON'T LIKE
BEING PUT IN THAT POSITION.
984
00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:25,000
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
985
00:57:25,069 --> 00:57:28,204
IF SHE LOOKS LIKE
SHE DOES ON TELEVISION...
986
00:57:28,272 --> 00:57:31,540
SIZE 38 WITH A "D" CUP.
987
00:57:31,609 --> 00:57:33,509
BUT LOOKS
AREN'T EVERYTHING.
988
00:57:33,578 --> 00:57:37,879
BELIEVE ME,
LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING.
989
00:57:39,984 --> 00:57:41,083
MAYBE.
990
00:57:48,492 --> 00:57:50,159
I'M HUNGRY.
991
00:57:51,162 --> 00:57:52,661
I'LL GET UP.
992
00:57:53,831 --> 00:57:56,765
WHY DO WE HAVE
TO EAT SO LATE?
993
00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:59,601
'CAUSE I WORK
LATE, DUMBO.
994
00:57:59,670 --> 00:58:02,604
WHY DO YOU
WORK AT ALL?
995
00:58:02,673 --> 00:58:04,673
BRINGS IN
EXTRA MONEY.
996
00:58:06,177 --> 00:58:08,110
I MAKE ENOUGH.
997
00:58:08,179 --> 00:58:10,612
WANT ME TO
QUIT WORKING?
998
00:58:10,681 --> 00:58:13,115
THOUGHT YOU WERE
BORED WITH IT?
999
00:58:13,184 --> 00:58:15,117
I AM.
1000
00:58:15,186 --> 00:58:16,685
SO QUIT.
1001
00:58:18,022 --> 00:58:20,289
WHAT'LL I DO?
1002
00:58:20,358 --> 00:58:22,858
WHAT DO
OTHER WOMEN DO?
1003
00:58:24,862 --> 00:58:26,695
THEY HAVE CHILDREN.
1004
00:58:38,209 --> 00:58:40,209
WELL, YOU ASKED ME.
1005
00:58:41,712 --> 00:58:43,712
[SHOWER RUNS]
1006
00:58:46,717 --> 00:58:48,717
♪ TA-DA-DUM-DUM... ♪
1007
00:59:45,709 --> 00:59:50,846
♪ JUST MAKES ME LOVE YOU MORE ♪
1008
00:59:52,116 --> 00:59:57,219
♪ YOU MAY NOT BE AN ANGEL ♪
1009
00:59:57,288 --> 01:00:02,391
♪ BUT STILL I'M SURE YOU'LL DO ♪
1010
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:06,895
♪ SO UNTIL THE DAY THAT ONE COMES ALONG ♪
1011
01:00:06,964 --> 01:00:14,736
♪ I'LL STRING ALONG WITH YOU ♪
1012
01:00:14,805 --> 01:00:16,071
HEY, WAS THAT YOU?
1013
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:17,239
YEAH, THAT WAS ME.
1014
01:00:17,308 --> 01:00:18,474
NO KIDDIN'?
1015
01:00:40,331 --> 01:00:42,331
WHAT
ABOUT MY BEER?
1016
01:00:44,168 --> 01:00:45,834
WE'RE ALL OUT.
1017
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:53,275
I REALLY
WANTED A BEER.
1018
01:00:53,344 --> 01:00:57,279
WANT ME TO RUN DOWN
TO THE CORNER?
1019
01:00:57,348 --> 01:00:58,780
YOU'RE
TOO TIRED.
1020
01:00:58,849 --> 01:01:02,284
I'M TIRED,
BUT I DON'T MIND.
1021
01:01:02,353 --> 01:01:03,852
I'LL GET IT.
1022
01:01:04,855 --> 01:01:06,788
NO, I'LL GET IT.
1023
01:01:06,857 --> 01:01:08,290
IT'S MY FAULT.
1024
01:01:08,359 --> 01:01:10,292
I SHOULD'VE
REMINDED YOU
1025
01:01:10,361 --> 01:01:13,295
WHEN I CALLED
THIS AFTERNOON.
1026
01:01:13,364 --> 01:01:14,863
I'M SORRY.
1027
01:01:17,868 --> 01:01:19,801
YOU'RE
MORE TIRED NOW
1028
01:01:19,870 --> 01:01:23,138
THAN WHEN YOU
WERE WORKING.
1029
01:01:23,207 --> 01:01:26,808
I'M IN THE HOUSE
ALL DAY.
1030
01:01:26,877 --> 01:01:29,311
DIDN'T YOU GET
UP AT ALL TODAY?
1031
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,313
WHAT DO YOU DO?
1032
01:01:31,382 --> 01:01:34,383
I MEAN WHEN YOU'RE
NOT TELEPHONING.
1033
01:01:35,886 --> 01:01:39,321
I'M NOT ON THE
PHONE THAT MUCH.
1034
01:01:39,390 --> 01:01:42,324
IT TOOK ME
45 MINUTES
1035
01:01:42,393 --> 01:01:44,893
TO GET THROUGH
THIS AFTERNOON.
1036
01:01:51,902 --> 01:01:53,835
I'LL
GET THE BEER.
1037
01:01:53,904 --> 01:01:56,338
NO, I'LL GO.
1038
01:01:56,407 --> 01:01:57,839
I THOUGHT YOU'RE
TOO TIRED.
1039
01:01:57,908 --> 01:02:00,342
I HAVEN'T
BEEN OUT TODAY.
1040
01:02:00,411 --> 01:02:03,412
FRESH AIR WILL
DO YOU GOOD.
1041
01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:09,351
WILL YOU
WALK WITH ME?
1042
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:12,921
THEN I MAY AS
WELL GO MYSELF.
1043
01:02:33,444 --> 01:02:35,944
YOU WANT
TO MAKE LOVE?
1044
01:02:39,450 --> 01:02:41,950
WE HAVEN'T
IN A WEEK.
1045
01:02:44,955 --> 01:02:46,955
IS IT A WEEK?
1046
01:02:50,293 --> 01:02:51,727
IT'S FUNNY.
1047
01:02:51,795 --> 01:02:55,230
SUSAN AND I DO ALL
THE RIGHT THINGS.
1048
01:02:55,298 --> 01:02:56,732
WE UNDRESS IN FRONT
OF EACH OTHER,
1049
01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,068
WE SPEND 15
MINUTES ON FOREPLAY,
1050
01:03:00,137 --> 01:03:03,071
WE DO IT
IN DIFFERENT ROOMS.
1051
01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,641
IT'S A
SEVEN-ROOM HOUSE.
1052
01:03:08,812 --> 01:03:11,246
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN
MAKING A RITUAL OF IT.
1053
01:03:11,314 --> 01:03:14,082
WE DO IT WHEN
WE FEEL LIKE IT.
1054
01:03:14,151 --> 01:03:17,085
WE DON'T FEEL WE
HAVE TO BE PASSIONATE
1055
01:03:17,154 --> 01:03:18,587
ALL THE TIME.
1056
01:03:18,656 --> 01:03:21,657
SOMETIMES IT'S EVEN
MORE FUN NECKING.
1057
01:03:24,161 --> 01:03:27,596
WE'RE CONSIDERATE OF
EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS.
1058
01:03:27,665 --> 01:03:31,600
I HAD A TENDENCY--
MEN, I GUESS, HAVE--
1059
01:03:31,669 --> 01:03:33,602
TO BE SELFISH.
1060
01:03:33,671 --> 01:03:35,103
BUT I STOPPED.
1061
01:03:35,172 --> 01:03:37,673
I DON'T DO THAT NOW.
1062
01:03:41,679 --> 01:03:44,112
WE TRY
TO BE PATIENT,
1063
01:03:44,181 --> 01:03:46,114
AND WE
ARE PATIENT,
1064
01:03:46,183 --> 01:03:48,183
GENTLE
WITH EACH OTHER.
1065
01:03:58,195 --> 01:03:59,628
MAYBE IT'S JUST NOT
MEANT TO BE ENJOYABLE
1066
01:03:59,697 --> 01:04:01,697
WITH WOMEN YOU LOVE.
1067
01:04:03,433 --> 01:04:06,001
SANDY.
1068
01:04:06,070 --> 01:04:09,805
DO YOU WANT
TO GET LAID?
1069
01:04:12,542 --> 01:04:14,476
PLEASE.
1070
01:04:24,721 --> 01:04:26,321
VERY NICE.
1071
01:04:26,389 --> 01:04:28,089
NICE INDEED.
1072
01:04:29,893 --> 01:04:31,827
INDEED.
WATCH OUT, MAN.
1073
01:04:31,895 --> 01:04:33,662
ALMOST HAD IT.
1074
01:04:33,730 --> 01:04:35,330
SURE, YOU DID.
1075
01:04:35,398 --> 01:04:36,898
RIGHT, CINDY?
1076
01:04:40,737 --> 01:04:42,170
SEE THAT, CINDY?
1077
01:04:42,238 --> 01:04:43,672
HE WAS LUCKY.
1078
01:04:43,740 --> 01:04:45,239
THAT'S ALL.
1079
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:50,812
BASTARD.
1080
01:04:50,881 --> 01:04:52,347
THAT WAS OUT.
1081
01:04:52,415 --> 01:04:53,849
BULLSHIT, IT WAS.
1082
01:04:53,917 --> 01:04:55,851
LET CINDY BE THE JUDGE.
1083
01:04:55,919 --> 01:04:57,619
WE'LL DO IT OVER,
ALL RIGHT?
1084
01:04:57,688 --> 01:04:59,187
RIGHT.
FAIR'S FAIR.
1085
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:04,693
DEUCE!
1086
01:05:04,761 --> 01:05:07,261
YOU SEE
THAT SHOT, CINDY?
1087
01:05:08,431 --> 01:05:10,765
NOW WE GOT
SOME TENNIS.
1088
01:05:20,110 --> 01:05:21,275
HIT!
1089
01:05:26,282 --> 01:05:27,716
GAME!
1090
01:05:27,784 --> 01:05:28,717
LUCK.
1091
01:05:28,785 --> 01:05:31,285
LUCK, MY ASS!
1092
01:05:32,455 --> 01:05:34,723
WANT TO TAKE
ME ON, CINDY?
1093
01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:36,224
IT'S MY TURN.
1094
01:05:36,292 --> 01:05:37,726
COME ON, BOBBIE.
1095
01:05:37,794 --> 01:05:39,293
YOU'RE SO AWFUL.
1096
01:05:40,797 --> 01:05:42,296
YOU SERVE.
1097
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:45,800
VERY NICE.
1098
01:05:47,137 --> 01:05:48,737
YOU PLAY WELL.
1099
01:05:48,805 --> 01:05:50,906
LOOK
AT THIS GIRL!
1100
01:05:50,974 --> 01:05:52,473
TERRIFIC, CINDY.
1101
01:05:54,144 --> 01:05:55,243
HEY!
1102
01:05:55,311 --> 01:05:57,245
SHE'S
BACKING ME UP.
1103
01:05:57,313 --> 01:05:58,914
I'M NOT KIDDING.
1104
01:05:58,982 --> 01:06:00,916
SHE'S
BACKING ME UP.
1105
01:06:00,984 --> 01:06:02,316
BEAUTIFUL!
1106
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,255
BOY, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THIS?
1107
01:06:07,323 --> 01:06:08,757
40-LOVE.
1108
01:06:08,825 --> 01:06:13,494
AND I'M NOT TAKING IT
EASY ON HER, EITHER.
1109
01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:42,216
YOU AND
LORD AND TAYLORS
1110
01:07:42,286 --> 01:07:45,086
WILL HAVE TO WORK OUT
A TRIAL SEPARATION.
1111
01:07:48,158 --> 01:07:50,592
I HAD THE WATER RUNNING.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
1112
01:07:50,661 --> 01:07:53,094
YOU AND
LORD AND TAYLORS
1113
01:07:53,163 --> 01:07:57,165
WILL HAVE TO WORK OUT
A TRIAL SEPARATION.
1114
01:08:02,673 --> 01:08:04,606
LOOK AT THE DATE.
1115
01:08:04,675 --> 01:08:06,608
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1116
01:08:06,677 --> 01:08:08,176
FIVE MONTHS AGO.
1117
01:08:20,524 --> 01:08:24,125
I'M SORRY I COST YOU
SO MUCH MONEY.
1118
01:08:24,194 --> 01:08:27,195
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1119
01:08:35,205 --> 01:08:37,772
[RING]
1120
01:08:40,544 --> 01:08:42,777
[RING]
1121
01:08:45,449 --> 01:08:47,882
[RING]
1122
01:08:50,620 --> 01:08:52,754
[RING]
1123
01:09:17,247 --> 01:09:19,748
I WANT
TO GET MARRIED.
1124
01:09:48,779 --> 01:09:51,212
ARE YOU TIRED OF ME?
1125
01:09:51,281 --> 01:09:52,714
AM I EVER?
1126
01:09:52,783 --> 01:09:54,215
THE ANSWER'S YES.
1127
01:09:54,284 --> 01:09:55,717
I DIDN'T SAY YES.
1128
01:09:55,786 --> 01:09:57,218
YOU SAID AM I EVER.
1129
01:09:57,287 --> 01:09:59,220
I NEED MORE
IN LIFE THAN THIS.
1130
01:09:59,289 --> 01:10:01,222
WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS,
YOUR PSYCHIATRIST?
1131
01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:03,725
AFTER AN
EXHAUSTIVE BED-HUNT,
1132
01:10:03,794 --> 01:10:05,226
YOU'VE CHOSEN ME.
1133
01:10:05,295 --> 01:10:08,229
CINDY'S NOT
A VIRGIN EITHER.
1134
01:10:08,298 --> 01:10:09,297
WHAT?
1135
01:10:10,467 --> 01:10:12,400
OH, I GET IT.
1136
01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:14,736
THAT'S WHAT
BROUGHT THIS ON?
1137
01:10:14,805 --> 01:10:16,237
YOUR MIND
IS UNBELIEVABLE,
1138
01:10:16,306 --> 01:10:18,239
YOU MUST HAVE A LOW
OPINION OF ME,
1139
01:10:18,308 --> 01:10:20,107
THINKING I WOULD DO
THAT TO SANDY.
1140
01:10:20,176 --> 01:10:23,745
NO, YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO CHEAT ON SANDY.
1141
01:10:23,814 --> 01:10:25,246
NOW IT'S SANDY.
1142
01:10:25,315 --> 01:10:28,249
HE SPENDS
HALF HIS LIFE HERE.
1143
01:10:28,318 --> 01:10:31,252
A SECOND AGO, YOU HAD ME
SCREWING CINDY.
1144
01:10:31,321 --> 01:10:33,254
WHO AM I SCREWING NOW,
SANDY?
1145
01:10:33,323 --> 01:10:34,722
YOU'RE GOING
TOO FAST FOR ME.
1146
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:37,258
I'M GOING TOO FAST FOR YOU?
1147
01:10:37,327 --> 01:10:39,260
YOUR MIND OPERATES
LIKE AN IBM.
1148
01:10:39,329 --> 01:10:40,261
LIKE A PINBALL MACHINE.
1149
01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:42,263
FIRST, CINDY.
HOW ABOUT SANDY?
1150
01:10:42,332 --> 01:10:44,265
HOW ABOUT
CINDY AND SANDY?
1151
01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:46,768
TALK ABOUT THE POT
CALLING THE KETTLE.
1152
01:10:46,837 --> 01:10:48,770
THE DAY I GOT EARFUL OF
YOUR CHECKERED PAST,
1153
01:10:48,839 --> 01:10:50,338
I FELT LIKE A CELIBATE.
1154
01:10:50,406 --> 01:10:52,574
YOU MADE ME
TELL YOU.
1155
01:10:52,642 --> 01:10:54,075
SURE. I TWISTED YOUR ARM.
1156
01:10:54,143 --> 01:10:55,376
IT GOT YOU HOT.
1157
01:10:55,445 --> 01:10:57,144
SOMETHING HAS TO.
1158
01:10:58,315 --> 01:10:59,814
[DOOR SLAMS]
1159
01:11:11,662 --> 01:11:14,596
YOU HAVE SUCH
CONTEMPT FOR ME.
1160
01:11:14,665 --> 01:11:18,433
YOU WORKED HARD
FOR IT. IT'S YOURS.
1161
01:11:18,502 --> 01:11:20,134
THE WAY YOU PAW ME
AT PARTIES.
1162
01:11:20,204 --> 01:11:22,304
NOW AFFECTION
IS CONTEMPT.
1163
01:11:22,372 --> 01:11:23,805
UPSIDE-DOWN.
1164
01:11:23,873 --> 01:11:27,108
EVERYTHING
UPSIDE-DOWN.
1165
01:11:27,177 --> 01:11:30,111
FEELING ME UP IN PUBLIC
IS NOT AFFECTION.
1166
01:11:30,180 --> 01:11:31,479
WILL YOU COME ON?
1167
01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:33,481
I KNOW
I SLEEP ALL DAY.
1168
01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:37,319
I'M DOING A TERRIBLE JOB,
BUT YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
1169
01:11:37,387 --> 01:11:38,786
WHO HELPS ME?
1170
01:11:38,855 --> 01:11:41,055
I HELP YOU.
1171
01:11:41,124 --> 01:11:44,492
YOUR KIND OF HELP
I CAN DO WITHOUT.
1172
01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:46,394
CAN YOU?
CAN YOU REALLY?
1173
01:11:47,731 --> 01:11:49,163
AAH.
1174
01:11:49,233 --> 01:11:53,167
YOU'LL DO ANYTHING
TO RUIN MY DAY, RIGHT?
1175
01:11:53,237 --> 01:11:57,171
I GOT UP TODAY
FEELING SO GOOD.
1176
01:11:57,241 --> 01:11:59,674
YOU COULDN'T
LEAVE US ALONE.
1177
01:11:59,743 --> 01:12:01,710
WE WERE DOING SO WELL.
1178
01:12:01,778 --> 01:12:02,711
WHAT?
1179
01:12:02,779 --> 01:12:05,680
AT ONE TIME,
IT WAS GREAT
1180
01:12:05,749 --> 01:12:07,649
WHAT WE HAD,
THE KIDDING AROUND.
1181
01:12:07,718 --> 01:12:09,684
IT CAN'T HAVE
A NATURAL TIME SPAN.
1182
01:12:09,753 --> 01:12:11,686
AFFAIRS CAN'T DISSOLVE
IN A GOOD WAY.
1183
01:12:11,755 --> 01:12:14,188
THERE'S
GOT TO BE POISON.
1184
01:12:14,258 --> 01:12:17,559
I DON'T SEE WHY.
I REALLY DON'T.
1185
01:12:17,628 --> 01:12:19,827
DO YOU WANT IT OVER
BETWEEN US?
1186
01:12:19,896 --> 01:12:22,297
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER?
1187
01:12:22,366 --> 01:12:24,699
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LEAVE?
1188
01:12:24,768 --> 01:12:27,168
I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE
WHERE YOU BELONG.
1189
01:12:27,237 --> 01:12:28,670
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1190
01:12:28,739 --> 01:12:31,706
WHEN I'M NOT HERE,
I'M THERE.
1191
01:12:31,775 --> 01:12:32,707
WHERE?
1192
01:12:32,776 --> 01:12:33,875
WHEREVER!
1193
01:12:33,943 --> 01:12:37,945
NO. I'M A BALL BUSTER
AND CASTRATER.
1194
01:12:38,014 --> 01:12:40,515
I WANT
TO GET MARRIED.
1195
01:12:44,788 --> 01:12:47,221
WHERE THE FUCK
IS MY SHOE HORN?
1196
01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:48,723
THIS PLACE
IS A MESS!
1197
01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:50,224
THERE'S NOT ANY FOOD
IN THE HOUSE.
1198
01:12:50,294 --> 01:12:52,193
HALF THE TIME YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU FELL OUTTA BED.
1199
01:12:52,262 --> 01:12:54,696
YOU SPEND MORE TIME IN BED
THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING
1200
01:12:54,765 --> 01:12:57,098
PAST THE AGE OF SIX MONTHS
THAN I EVER HEARD OF.
1201
01:12:57,167 --> 01:13:01,068
THE REASON I SLEEP ALL DAY IS
BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND MY LIFE.
1202
01:13:01,137 --> 01:13:02,570
WHAT LIFE?
1203
01:13:02,639 --> 01:13:04,138
SLEEPING ALL DAY!
1204
01:13:07,811 --> 01:13:09,243
THAT SORT OF THING,
1205
01:13:09,313 --> 01:13:12,113
I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
ALL OVER AGAIN.
1206
01:13:12,182 --> 01:13:15,216
MARRY ME, JONATHAN.
PLEASE MARRY ME.
1207
01:13:15,285 --> 01:13:17,352
YOU'RE TRYING
TO KILL ME.
1208
01:13:17,421 --> 01:13:19,354
MARRIAGE ISN'T DEATH.
1209
01:13:19,423 --> 01:13:21,589
WHY NOW?
1210
01:13:21,658 --> 01:13:25,593
BECAUSE 2 YEARS AGO,
I SLEPT 8 HOURS.
1211
01:13:25,662 --> 01:13:28,596
LAST YEAR, 12.
IT'S 15 NOW.
1212
01:13:28,665 --> 01:13:30,598
SOON IT'LL BE 24.
1213
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:32,334
ARE YOU TRYING
TO SCARE ME?
1214
01:13:32,402 --> 01:13:33,802
I NEED A LIFE.
1215
01:13:33,870 --> 01:13:35,303
GET A JOB!
1216
01:13:35,372 --> 01:13:37,872
I DON'T WANT A JOB.
I WANT YOU.
1217
01:13:37,941 --> 01:13:39,874
I'M TAKEN BY ME!
1218
01:13:39,943 --> 01:13:42,377
GET OUT
OF THE HOUSE!
1219
01:13:42,446 --> 01:13:44,278
DO SOMETHING USEFUL!
1220
01:13:44,348 --> 01:13:46,113
YOU WOULDN'T LET ME WORK
WHEN I WANTED TO.
1221
01:13:46,182 --> 01:13:47,582
THAT WAS A YEAR AGO.
1222
01:13:47,651 --> 01:13:50,518
YOU THROW A TANTRUM EVERY TIME
YOU CALL AND I'M NOT HOME.
1223
01:13:50,587 --> 01:13:53,020
I'M OUT THERE
IN THE JUNGLE
1224
01:13:53,089 --> 01:13:54,856
FOR EIGHT HOURS
A DAY.
1225
01:13:54,924 --> 01:13:57,191
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME
CANVASS FOR KENNEDY.
1226
01:13:57,260 --> 01:13:58,626
YOU WANT A JOB?
1227
01:13:58,695 --> 01:14:01,596
I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.
FIX UP THIS PIGSTY!
1228
01:14:01,665 --> 01:14:05,600
YOU GET GOOD MONEY
FOR TESTING THIS BED.
1229
01:14:05,669 --> 01:14:08,936
YOU WANT AN EXTRA $50?
TRY VACUUMING!
1230
01:14:09,005 --> 01:14:11,939
AN EXTRA $100?
MAKE THIS BED!
1231
01:14:12,008 --> 01:14:14,275
TRY OPENING
SOME DAMN WINDOWS!
1232
01:14:14,344 --> 01:14:17,111
THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN'T STAND UP!
1233
01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:20,181
THE PLACE
SMELLS LIKE A COFFIN!
1234
01:14:21,852 --> 01:14:23,852
OH, BOBBIE.
1235
01:14:25,856 --> 01:14:27,789
YOU DON'T NEED ME.
1236
01:14:27,858 --> 01:14:31,292
WHY DO YOU LET YOURSELF
IN FOR THIS ABUSE?
1237
01:14:31,361 --> 01:14:32,794
WALK OUT.
1238
01:14:32,863 --> 01:14:34,295
LEAVE ME, PLEASE.
1239
01:14:34,364 --> 01:14:38,266
I'D ALMOST MARRY YOU,
IF YOU'D LEAVE ME.
1240
01:14:38,334 --> 01:14:39,801
YOU CALL THAT ABUSE?
1241
01:14:39,870 --> 01:14:43,304
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M USED TO.
1242
01:14:43,373 --> 01:14:48,376
WITH ALL YOUR CARRYING ON,
TO ME YOU'RE A GIFT.
1243
01:14:52,181 --> 01:14:55,182
SO WHAT'S
IT GOING TO BE?
1244
01:14:58,822 --> 01:15:02,123
YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO SCREW THINGS UP.
1245
01:15:02,191 --> 01:15:04,492
WHERE DOES THAT
LEAVE US?
1246
01:15:05,562 --> 01:15:08,496
YOU GIVING ME
AN ULTIMATUM?
1247
01:15:08,565 --> 01:15:10,498
IS THIS AN ULTIMATUM?
1248
01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:11,499
ANSWER ME,
1249
01:15:11,568 --> 01:15:14,001
YOU BALL-BUSTING,
CASTRATING BITCH!
1250
01:15:14,070 --> 01:15:15,503
IS THIS AN ULTIMATUM
OR NOT?
1251
01:15:15,572 --> 01:15:17,004
BECAUSE IF IT IS,
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
1252
01:15:17,073 --> 01:15:19,507
WHAT YOU CAN DO
WITH YOUR ULTIMATUM!
1253
01:15:19,576 --> 01:15:21,208
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT!
1254
01:15:21,277 --> 01:15:22,710
YOU CAN MAKE
THIS GODDAMN BED!
1255
01:15:22,779 --> 01:15:24,211
THAT'S WHAT YOU
CAN DO WITH IT.
1256
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:27,715
TRY CLEANING
THESE FILTHY SHEETS!
1257
01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:29,250
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1258
01:15:32,756 --> 01:15:34,355
SHE'S NOT READY.
1259
01:15:36,292 --> 01:15:37,491
WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY.
1260
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,727
YOU'RE LOOKING
GOOD, CINDY.
1261
01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,395
I DO MY BEST.
1262
01:15:41,464 --> 01:15:43,231
WILL BOBBIE
BE LONG?
1263
01:15:43,299 --> 01:15:44,799
NO.
1264
01:15:47,670 --> 01:15:48,836
HEY, UH...
1265
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:54,242
DO WE HAVE TO GO
TO THIS PARTY?
1266
01:15:54,310 --> 01:15:55,743
HOW ABOUT IT,
CINDY?
1267
01:15:55,812 --> 01:15:57,245
WHERE'S
THE POWDER ROOM?
1268
01:15:57,313 --> 01:15:58,746
RIGHT THERE.
1269
01:15:58,815 --> 01:16:01,315
I'M GOING. YOU DO
WHAT YOU WANT.
1270
01:16:09,826 --> 01:16:11,259
MAN.
1271
01:16:11,327 --> 01:16:13,828
SHE'S REALLY
SOMETHING.
1272
01:16:15,331 --> 01:16:17,765
I'M SO BORED,
I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND.
1273
01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,767
BORED? WITH THAT?
1274
01:16:19,836 --> 01:16:21,836
YOU MUST BE KIDDING.
1275
01:16:25,842 --> 01:16:28,342
YOU HAVE TO GO
TO THIS PARTY?
1276
01:16:30,847 --> 01:16:32,780
STICK AROUND.
1277
01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:35,349
NO. IT'S BETTER
THAT I GO.
1278
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:47,361
HEY, I JUST
DID MY HAIR.
1279
01:16:51,367 --> 01:16:53,767
I'VE GOT THIS
AT HOME.
1280
01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:57,305
HOW'S YOUR TENNIS
GAME, JONATHAN?
1281
01:16:57,373 --> 01:17:00,308
WE'LL HAVE
TO HAVE A REMATCH.
1282
01:17:00,376 --> 01:17:01,876
ANY TIME.
1283
01:17:02,879 --> 01:17:05,379
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1284
01:17:14,891 --> 01:17:17,325
IS SHE
ALWAYS THAT WAY?
1285
01:17:17,393 --> 01:17:18,993
YOU KNOW WOMEN.
1286
01:17:19,062 --> 01:17:21,062
BOY, IS
SHE COMPETITIVE.
1287
01:17:22,232 --> 01:17:24,165
SHE IS
VERY COMPETITIVE,
1288
01:17:24,234 --> 01:17:26,734
BUT I FIND
THAT ATTRACTIVE.
1289
01:17:28,238 --> 01:17:30,238
YOU KNOW
HER PROBLEM?
1290
01:17:31,241 --> 01:17:33,341
SHE WANTS BALLS.
1291
01:17:33,409 --> 01:17:34,842
SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
1292
01:17:34,911 --> 01:17:37,011
I'M NOT CRITICIZING.
1293
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:40,014
I WISH SHE
WERE MORE FEMININE.
1294
01:17:40,083 --> 01:17:42,483
SHE IS
A LITTLE MASCULINE.
1295
01:17:42,551 --> 01:17:45,586
I JUST WISH SHE WOULDN'T
ALWAYS DEMAND HER OWN WAY.
1296
01:17:46,756 --> 01:17:48,689
SHE'S GOT A GREAT
BODY ON HER.
1297
01:17:48,758 --> 01:17:50,691
I HAVE TO TREAT HER
LIKE A CHILD,
1298
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:53,094
GIVE HER EVERYTHING
SHE WANTS.
1299
01:17:54,163 --> 01:17:57,164
I WOULDN'T MIND
GIVING HER SOMETHING.
1300
01:17:58,434 --> 01:17:59,867
YOU GOT BOBBIE.
1301
01:17:59,936 --> 01:18:02,870
I SHOULD ONLY
HAVE IT THAT GOOD.
1302
01:18:02,939 --> 01:18:04,372
I DON'T KNOW...
1303
01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,374
BOBBIE?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1304
01:18:06,442 --> 01:18:09,877
I'VE NEVER SEEN
A BODY LIKE THAT.
1305
01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:13,347
SHE CAN DO WITH MORE
OF WHAT CINDY'S GOT.
1306
01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:15,883
SHE'S SO
GODDAMN PASSIVE.
1307
01:18:15,952 --> 01:18:20,388
YEAH? I WOULDN'T MIND CINDY
JUST LYING STILL ONCE.
1308
01:18:20,456 --> 01:18:22,890
SHE'S SO BUSY
GIVING INSTRUCTIONS,
1309
01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:25,893
IT'S LIKE
A CLOSE ORDER DRILL.
1310
01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:27,395
YEAH?
1311
01:18:27,463 --> 01:18:29,397
I WOULDN'T MIND THAT,
1312
01:18:29,465 --> 01:18:33,467
AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T
FORGET WHO'S BOSS.
1313
01:18:37,473 --> 01:18:38,973
HEY, UH...
1314
01:18:42,478 --> 01:18:44,912
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO SWAP SOMETIME,
1315
01:18:44,981 --> 01:18:45,980
WOULD YOU?
1316
01:18:50,486 --> 01:18:51,919
YOU SERIOUS?
1317
01:18:51,988 --> 01:18:53,921
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1318
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:57,491
IT MIGHT LIVEN
THINGS UP A BIT.
1319
01:19:01,497 --> 01:19:03,931
SHE CAN
MISS ONE PARTY.
1320
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,933
LEAVE HER TO ME.
1321
01:19:06,002 --> 01:19:07,435
WHAT ABOUT BOBBIE?
1322
01:19:07,503 --> 01:19:09,437
SHE'S SO MAD AT ME,
1323
01:19:09,505 --> 01:19:12,940
SHE'LL JUMP ALL OVER
YOU FOR REVENGE.
1324
01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,842
YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
1325
01:19:15,911 --> 01:19:17,411
SERIOUSLY.
1326
01:19:18,681 --> 01:19:20,614
SHE'S
IN THE BEDROOM.
1327
01:19:20,683 --> 01:19:22,116
IF YOU'RE QUIET,
1328
01:19:22,185 --> 01:19:26,620
YOU CAN DO IT, AND
SHE WON'T EVEN KNOW.
1329
01:19:26,689 --> 01:19:28,189
YOU BASTARD.
1330
01:19:32,528 --> 01:19:34,528
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
1331
01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:49,043
[NEW TUNE]
1332
01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,734
TELL SANDY IT'S
TIME TO LEAVE.
1333
01:20:20,576 --> 01:20:24,078
I HOPE YOU DANCE BETTER
THAN YOU PLAY TENNIS.
1334
01:21:04,287 --> 01:21:06,120
SANDY WON'T MIND.
1335
01:21:06,189 --> 01:21:09,556
WHAT'S SANDY GOT
TO DO WITH IT?
1336
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:11,125
YOU'RE HIS GIRL.
1337
01:21:20,469 --> 01:21:23,470
HE SAID IT
WOULD BE OK.
1338
01:21:31,147 --> 01:21:32,646
[MUSIC STOPS]
1339
01:21:34,650 --> 01:21:36,617
WHAT DID SANDY SAY?
1340
01:21:38,654 --> 01:21:41,055
THAT YOU AND ME, UH...
1341
01:21:41,124 --> 01:21:42,623
YOU KNOW.
1342
01:21:45,661 --> 01:21:47,094
THAT WAS HIS IDEA.
1343
01:21:47,163 --> 01:21:49,596
YOU HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT?
1344
01:21:49,665 --> 01:21:51,098
A LITTLE.
1345
01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,935
A LITTLE OR A LOT?
1346
01:21:54,003 --> 01:21:55,069
THIS MUCH.
1347
01:21:55,138 --> 01:21:57,638
I'M SURPRISED IT
TOOK YOU THIS LONG
1348
01:21:57,707 --> 01:21:59,207
TO GET AROUND TO IT.
1349
01:22:03,679 --> 01:22:06,413
SANDY AND I HAVE
A PARTY TO GO TO..
1350
01:22:07,616 --> 01:22:09,116
SANDY'S BUSY.
1351
01:22:35,544 --> 01:22:39,480
YOU WANT TO COME AROUND
SOMETIME BY YOURSELF,
1352
01:22:39,548 --> 01:22:41,482
THAT'S ONE THING.
1353
01:22:41,550 --> 01:22:43,484
I'VE BEEN
EXPECTING THAT.
1354
01:22:43,552 --> 01:22:45,486
BUT YOU TELL SANDY,
1355
01:22:45,554 --> 01:22:50,491
IF HE LAYS ONE HAND
ON THAT TUB OF LARD,
1356
01:22:50,559 --> 01:22:52,559
NOT TO COME HOME.
1357
01:22:57,901 --> 01:22:59,901
SO YOU CALL ME.
1358
01:23:30,599 --> 01:23:32,099
JESUS.
1359
01:23:42,245 --> 01:23:43,710
SHE'S SEMICOMATOSE.
1360
01:23:43,780 --> 01:23:47,714
BETTER SEND A RESUSCITATION
UNIT AND AN AIRWAY.
1361
01:23:47,784 --> 01:23:51,218
BE READY TO GIVE HER
AN I.V. ON ADMISSION.
1362
01:23:51,287 --> 01:23:52,486
WHO'S ON, PORTISS?
1363
01:23:52,554 --> 01:23:56,056
TELL HIM WE'LL PUT HER
IN INTENSIVE CARE.
1364
01:23:58,460 --> 01:23:59,960
BASTARD.
1365
01:24:24,821 --> 01:24:26,753
VERY SLICK!
1366
01:24:26,823 --> 01:24:29,323
VERY CLEVER!
1367
01:24:30,326 --> 01:24:33,327
WELL, IT'S NOT
GOING TO WORK, BOBBIE!
1368
01:24:59,855 --> 01:25:01,288
THAT'S BONNIE,
1369
01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,123
MY FIRST LOVE.
1370
01:25:03,192 --> 01:25:05,826
SHE LIVED
UPSTAIRS FROM US.
1371
01:25:05,894 --> 01:25:09,797
WE STARTED EXPOSING OURSELVES
TO EACH OTHER AT 10.
1372
01:25:09,865 --> 01:25:11,799
WE GOT CAUGHT ONE DAY
BY MY MOTHER,
1373
01:25:11,867 --> 01:25:15,302
WHO WASHED MY MOUTH
OUT WITH SOAP.
1374
01:25:15,371 --> 01:25:17,805
I NEVER GOT
THE CONNECTION.
1375
01:25:17,873 --> 01:25:19,306
HERE'S EMILY.
1376
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:22,810
MY FIRST STEADY, UNTIL SHE
MOVED OFF THE BLOCK.
1377
01:25:22,878 --> 01:25:26,313
I NEVER LAID
A HAND ON HER.
1378
01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:30,317
MILDRED, I THINK
THIS ONE'S NAME WAS.
1379
01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:32,820
SHE FOLLOWED ME
AROUND SCHOOL.
1380
01:25:32,888 --> 01:25:35,322
THE FELLOWS
KIDDED ME ABOUT HER.
1381
01:25:35,391 --> 01:25:38,325
I WARNED HER IF SHE DIDN'T
STOP, I'D BEAT HER UP.
1382
01:25:38,394 --> 01:25:42,496
SHE DROPPED HER DRAWERS
AND SHOVED HER ASS AT ME.
1383
01:25:42,565 --> 01:25:46,433
SO I GOT MY FIRST SIGHT
OF ASS AT 12.
1384
01:25:46,502 --> 01:25:50,337
MARCIA. 13 1/2
OR THEREABOUTS.
1385
01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:52,305
I KISSED HER ONE NIGHT
1386
01:25:52,375 --> 01:25:54,274
AT A SPIN-THE-BOTTLE
PARTY.
1387
01:25:56,044 --> 01:25:57,478
THIS ONE'S ROSALIE.
1388
01:25:57,546 --> 01:26:00,481
ROSALIE LOOKED JUST
LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR
1389
01:26:00,549 --> 01:26:01,982
IN NATIONAL VELVET.
1390
01:26:02,050 --> 01:26:04,818
I HAD A CRUSH
ON ROSALIE FROM 14 TO 15,
1391
01:26:04,887 --> 01:26:07,821
AND I NEVER
WENT NEAR HER.
1392
01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:12,058
IN THOSE DAYS,
WE HAD ILLUSIONS.
1393
01:26:12,127 --> 01:26:13,527
HERE'S CHARLOTTE.
1394
01:26:13,596 --> 01:26:17,364
NOT MUCH ON LOOKS,
BUT GREAT TITS FOR 15.
1395
01:26:18,634 --> 01:26:20,534
THAT'S LENNY HARTMAN'S
SISTER.
1396
01:26:20,603 --> 01:26:24,872
MY FIRST FRENCH KISS.
16 YEARS OLD.
1397
01:26:26,341 --> 01:26:27,775
HERE'S GLORIA,
1398
01:26:27,843 --> 01:26:31,211
THE BEST BUILT GIRL
IN EVANDER-CHILDS.
1399
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:36,049
I TOOK HER TO THE BRONX ZOO,
AND ON THE BUS I COPPED A FEEL.
1400
01:26:36,118 --> 01:26:38,552
HERE'S GWEN. I WENT
WITH HER FOR A YEAR
1401
01:26:38,621 --> 01:26:42,055
TRYING TO GET HER
TO PUT OUT,
1402
01:26:42,124 --> 01:26:45,058
BUT SHE WAS SAVING
ME FOR MARRIAGE.
1403
01:26:45,127 --> 01:26:49,062
EVERY GUY IN EVANDER MUST'VE
GOT INTO HER PANTS EXCEPT ME.
1404
01:26:49,131 --> 01:26:52,065
HERE'S--NO,
THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
1405
01:26:52,134 --> 01:26:55,569
HERE'S EILEEN,
MY VERY FIRST FUCK.
1406
01:26:55,638 --> 01:26:59,072
SHE WAS A MODERN
DANCER AT SWARTHMORE.
1407
01:26:59,141 --> 01:27:02,810
GREAT BODY ON HER,
BUT A WASTE. FRIGID.
1408
01:27:04,212 --> 01:27:07,080
HERE'S NANCY.
SWEET KID.
1409
01:27:07,149 --> 01:27:09,950
SHE WENT INTO BIOLOGY.
VERY FRIGID.
1410
01:27:12,321 --> 01:27:15,355
HERE'S BOBBIE,
MY WIFE.
1411
01:27:15,424 --> 01:27:18,592
THE FASTEST
TITS IN THE WEST
1412
01:27:18,661 --> 01:27:20,594
AND KING OF
THE BALL BUSTERS.
1413
01:27:20,663 --> 01:27:22,596
SHE CONNED ME
INTO MARRYING HER,
1414
01:27:22,665 --> 01:27:25,899
AND NOW SHE'S KILLING ME
WITH ALIMONY.
1415
01:27:25,968 --> 01:27:30,103
I DON'T KNOW HOW
THIS GOT IN HERE.
1416
01:27:30,172 --> 01:27:32,606
THIS IS MY
LITTLE GIRL, WENDY.
1417
01:27:32,675 --> 01:27:34,608
PRINCESS, I CALL HER.
1418
01:27:34,677 --> 01:27:36,409
ISN'T SHE A DREAMBOAT?
1419
01:27:38,013 --> 01:27:39,947
HERE'S A REAL CUNT.
1420
01:27:40,015 --> 01:27:41,548
I FORGET HER NAME.
1421
01:27:41,617 --> 01:27:42,549
A NAZI.
1422
01:27:42,618 --> 01:27:46,086
I BANGED HER
IN BERLIN.
1423
01:27:46,154 --> 01:27:48,555
HERE'S SOMETHING I WENT
WITH FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
1424
01:27:48,624 --> 01:27:52,493
FIRST TIME I BANGED HER
WAS ON A YACHT RACE.
1425
01:27:54,396 --> 01:27:57,163
THIS SLOB I WENT WITH
FOR A YEAR.
1426
01:27:57,232 --> 01:27:59,432
I GOT SO SICK OF HER
BALL-BUSTING,
1427
01:27:59,502 --> 01:28:01,568
I COULDN'T
GET IT UP ANYMORE.
1428
01:28:01,637 --> 01:28:04,371
I CAN'T
REMEMBER HER NAME.
1429
01:28:05,741 --> 01:28:08,542
THIS WAS MY
JAP IN THE SACK.
1430
01:28:08,611 --> 01:28:11,778
I HEARD THAT ORIENTAL
GIRLS WERE DIFFERENT.
1431
01:28:11,847 --> 01:28:14,247
NOT IN AMERICA
THEY'RE NOT.
1432
01:28:15,584 --> 01:28:19,586
HERE'S A 16-YEAR-OLD
I GAVE 20 BUCKS TO
1433
01:28:19,655 --> 01:28:21,855
ONE NIGHT
WHEN I WAS DRUNK.
1434
01:28:21,924 --> 01:28:23,624
MAYBE YOU KNOW
HER--JENNIFER.
1435
01:28:23,692 --> 01:28:24,992
SHE GAVE ME A DOSE.
1436
01:28:27,930 --> 01:28:31,398
TH-TH-TH-TH-THAT'S
ALL, FOLKS.
1437
01:28:36,071 --> 01:28:38,505
WHAT ARE YOU
CRYING FOR?
1438
01:28:38,574 --> 01:28:41,074
IT'S NOT
A LASSIE MOVIE.
1439
01:29:59,755 --> 01:30:01,521
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1440
01:30:01,590 --> 01:30:03,090
SOMETHING.
1441
01:30:05,094 --> 01:30:07,527
SO, WHAT
ELSE IS NEW?
1442
01:30:07,596 --> 01:30:10,030
TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH,
1443
01:30:10,099 --> 01:30:12,966
I DON'T SEE
ANYBODY ANYMORE.
1444
01:30:13,035 --> 01:30:14,534
NEITHER DO WE.
1445
01:30:14,603 --> 01:30:17,037
WELL, YOU'VE
GOT EACH OTHER.
1446
01:30:17,106 --> 01:30:19,539
I THOUGHT SHE
WAS YOUR DAUGHTER
1447
01:30:19,608 --> 01:30:22,042
WHEN YOU FIRST CAME IN.
1448
01:30:22,111 --> 01:30:26,546
IN A LOT OF WAYS,
SHE'S OLDER THAN ME.
1449
01:30:26,615 --> 01:30:31,051
SHE KNOWS WORLDS I CAN'T
BEGIN TO TOUCH YET.
1450
01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:32,552
SANDY, PLEASE.
1451
01:30:32,621 --> 01:30:34,554
I FOUND OUT
WHO I AM.
1452
01:30:34,623 --> 01:30:37,057
YOU'RE IN
BIG TROUBLE.
1453
01:30:37,126 --> 01:30:38,625
SAME OLD JONATHAN.
1454
01:30:39,628 --> 01:30:40,727
INDUBITABLY.
1455
01:30:40,796 --> 01:30:43,730
LET ME TALK TO
HER ABOUT YOU.
1456
01:30:43,799 --> 01:30:46,233
TALK TO HER ABOUT ME?
I'M 40, SHE'S 9.
1457
01:30:46,302 --> 01:30:49,569
YOU JUST DON'T
GET IT, DO YOU?
1458
01:30:49,638 --> 01:30:53,573
I'VE BEEN GETTING
IT FOR A LONG TIME.
1459
01:30:53,642 --> 01:30:55,075
WHAT'S THE POINT?
1460
01:30:55,144 --> 01:30:58,578
YOU FOUND A
GOOD PIECE OF ASS.
1461
01:30:58,647 --> 01:31:00,080
GOD BLESS YOU.
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
1462
01:31:00,149 --> 01:31:04,251
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU
AS LONG AS IT LASTS.
1463
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:07,087
YOU DESERVE
TO BE HAPPY.
1464
01:31:07,156 --> 01:31:08,922
I MEAN IT.
WHY FIGHT? OK?
1465
01:31:08,991 --> 01:31:10,590
ALL THOSE GAMES.
1466
01:31:10,659 --> 01:31:12,092
JESUS CHRIST.
1467
01:31:12,161 --> 01:31:14,094
YOU DON'T NEED GAMES.
1468
01:31:14,163 --> 01:31:17,264
I KNOW. I PLAYED
MORE GAMES THAN ANYONE.
1469
01:31:17,333 --> 01:31:18,765
THE OBEDIENT
SON GAME.
1470
01:31:18,834 --> 01:31:20,267
THE BRIGHT
STUDENT GAME.
1471
01:31:20,336 --> 01:31:21,768
THE COCKSMAN'S GAME.
1472
01:31:21,837 --> 01:31:23,270
THE RESPECTABLE
HUSBAND GAME.
1473
01:31:23,339 --> 01:31:25,772
THE GOOD FATHER GAME.
THE SPECIALIST GAME.
1474
01:31:25,841 --> 01:31:28,775
GAMES DON'T IMPRESS
JENNIFER.
1475
01:31:28,844 --> 01:31:31,111
JUST LIFE,
JUST LOVE.
1476
01:31:31,180 --> 01:31:34,614
I DON'T WANT TO
ARGUE WITH YOU.
1477
01:31:34,683 --> 01:31:37,617
SO LET'S AGREE
TO DISAGREE. OK?
1478
01:31:37,686 --> 01:31:40,120
DON'T MAKE
ME MAD. OK?
1479
01:31:40,189 --> 01:31:42,622
JENNIFER KNOWS
MORE AT 18
1480
01:31:42,691 --> 01:31:44,624
THAN SUSAN KNOWS
TO THIS DAY.
1481
01:31:44,693 --> 01:31:47,794
YOU FOUND YOURSELF
A JEWEL, OK?
1482
01:31:47,863 --> 01:31:49,796
SHE'S MY
LOVE TEACHER.
1483
01:31:49,865 --> 01:31:51,965
YOU FINALLY
GOT IT UP, HUH?
1484
01:31:52,034 --> 01:31:54,968
YOU GIVE OFF SUCH
BAD VIBRATIONS.
1485
01:31:55,037 --> 01:31:58,972
SANDY, I LOVE YOU,
BUT YOU'RE A SCHMUCK.
1486
01:31:59,041 --> 01:32:01,474
YOU WERE ALWAYS
YOUNG, OPEN.
1487
01:32:01,543 --> 01:32:05,812
YOU WERE SCHMUCKY
A LOT OF THE TIME.
1488
01:32:05,881 --> 01:32:07,314
MAYBE SCHMUCKINESS
1489
01:32:07,383 --> 01:32:09,816
IS WHAT YOU NEED
TO STAY YOUNG, OPEN.
1490
01:32:09,885 --> 01:32:11,985
LISTEN...
DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
1491
01:32:12,054 --> 01:32:15,488
YOU'RE DOING GREAT,
AND I'M MAKING MONEY.
1492
01:32:15,557 --> 01:32:18,392
YOU CAN FIND
WHAT I FOUND.
1493
01:32:20,062 --> 01:32:22,562
DON'T MAKE ME
INSULT YOU.
1494
01:32:38,914 --> 01:32:40,147
WOMEN.
1495
01:32:46,922 --> 01:32:48,855
ALL BALL-BUSTERS,
RIGHT?
1496
01:32:48,924 --> 01:32:50,356
YOU KNOW IT.
1497
01:32:50,425 --> 01:32:53,860
WHEN YOU CONSIDER
WHAT HE DIPS INTO,
1498
01:32:53,929 --> 01:32:58,031
ANY GUY HAS A RIGHT
TO TURN SOFT.
1499
01:32:58,100 --> 01:33:00,033
AM I RIGHT,
LOUISE?
1500
01:33:00,102 --> 01:33:02,102
YOU'RE ALWAYS
RIGHT, LOVER.
1501
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:35,735
I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE
ANY TROUBLE TONIGHT.
1502
01:33:35,804 --> 01:33:37,237
YOU DON'T?
1503
01:33:37,306 --> 01:33:38,738
NO, I DON'T.
1504
01:33:38,807 --> 01:33:40,240
ARE YOU SURE?
1505
01:33:40,309 --> 01:33:43,743
YOU WANT TO BET?
1506
01:33:43,812 --> 01:33:45,411
HOW MUCH?
1507
01:33:45,480 --> 01:33:47,413
THE SKY'S
THE LIMIT.
1508
01:33:47,482 --> 01:33:49,482
GOD DAMN IT!
1509
01:33:50,819 --> 01:33:52,752
WHAT DID I DO?
1510
01:33:52,821 --> 01:33:55,255
YOU'RE DOING
IT ALL WRONG.
1511
01:33:55,324 --> 01:33:56,756
I'M DOING IT
LIKE ALWAYS.
1512
01:33:56,825 --> 01:33:58,758
YOU NEVER SAID
THAT BEFORE.
1513
01:33:58,827 --> 01:33:59,759
SAID WHAT?
1514
01:33:59,828 --> 01:34:01,394
"SKY'S THE LIMIT."
1515
01:34:01,463 --> 01:34:02,428
SURE, I...
1516
01:34:02,497 --> 01:34:03,663
NEVER!
1517
01:34:05,667 --> 01:34:07,667
WHAT DO I SAY?
1518
01:34:11,340 --> 01:34:13,340
YOU FORGOT,
DIDN'T YOU?
1519
01:34:17,679 --> 01:34:19,179
A HUNDRED.
1520
01:34:20,182 --> 01:34:22,182
I SAY,
"A HUNDRED."
1521
01:34:38,033 --> 01:34:39,032
OK.
1522
01:34:40,869 --> 01:34:42,969
IT JUST
CAME OUT.
1523
01:34:43,038 --> 01:34:46,539
I JUST WANT IT
RIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
1524
01:35:00,889 --> 01:35:04,824
I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE
ANY TROUBLE TONIGHT.
1525
01:35:04,893 --> 01:35:06,326
YOU DON'T?
1526
01:35:06,395 --> 01:35:09,495
NO, I DON'T.
1527
01:35:09,564 --> 01:35:11,331
ARE YOU SURE?
1528
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,333
YOU WANT TO BET?
1529
01:35:13,402 --> 01:35:14,901
HOW MUCH?
1530
01:35:16,405 --> 01:35:17,570
HUNDRED?
1531
01:35:30,585 --> 01:35:32,685
YOU SOUND
PRETTY SURE.
1532
01:35:32,754 --> 01:35:34,687
YOUR KIND
OF MAN...
1533
01:35:34,756 --> 01:35:37,257
WHY SHOULDN'T
I BE SURE?
1534
01:35:39,761 --> 01:35:42,128
WHAT KIND
OF MAN AM I?
1535
01:35:46,101 --> 01:35:47,434
A REAL MAN.
1536
01:35:47,502 --> 01:35:49,802
A KIND MAN.
1537
01:35:50,872 --> 01:35:52,638
I'M NOT KIND.
1538
01:35:52,707 --> 01:35:58,178
I DON'T MEAN A WEAK KIND,
THE WAY SO MANY MEN ARE.
1539
01:35:58,246 --> 01:35:59,645
I MEAN THE KINDNESS
1540
01:35:59,714 --> 01:36:02,949
THAT COMES
FROM ENORMOUS STRENGTH,
1541
01:36:03,018 --> 01:36:06,119
FROM AN INNER
POWER SO STRONG
1542
01:36:06,188 --> 01:36:09,956
THAT EVERY ACT IS MORE
PROOF OF THAT POWER.
1543
01:36:10,025 --> 01:36:11,891
THAT'S WHAT
WOMEN RESENT.
1544
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:14,527
THAT'S WHY THEY
TRY TO CUT YOU DOWN.
1545
01:36:14,596 --> 01:36:20,500
BECAUSE YOUR KNOWLEDGE
IS SO RIGHT, SO TRUE,
1546
01:36:20,568 --> 01:36:22,502
THAT IT EXPOSES THE LIES
1547
01:36:22,570 --> 01:36:26,306
WHICH THEY EVERY SCHEMING
ONE OF THEM LIVE BY.
1548
01:36:26,375 --> 01:36:28,541
IT TAKES A TRUE
WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND
1549
01:36:28,610 --> 01:36:30,943
THAT THE PUREST
FORM OF LOVE
1550
01:36:31,013 --> 01:36:34,381
IS TO LOVE A MAN WHO
DENIES HIMSELF TO HER.
1551
01:36:34,449 --> 01:36:36,883
A MAN WHO INSPIRES WORSHIP
1552
01:36:36,951 --> 01:36:42,389
BECAUSE HE HAS NO
NEED FOR ANY WOMAN.
1553
01:36:42,457 --> 01:36:44,224
BECAUSE HE HAS HIMSELF.
1554
01:36:44,292 --> 01:36:46,893
AND WHO IS BETTER,
1555
01:36:46,961 --> 01:36:49,562
MORE BEAUTIFUL,
MORE POWERFUL,
1556
01:36:49,631 --> 01:36:52,698
MORE PERFECT--
YOU'RE GETTING HARD--
1557
01:36:52,767 --> 01:36:56,069
MORE STRONG,
MORE MASCULINE,
1558
01:36:56,138 --> 01:36:58,104
MORE EXTRAORDINARY,
1559
01:36:58,173 --> 01:37:00,573
MORE ROBUST,
1560
01:37:00,642 --> 01:37:04,377
IT'S RISING.
IT'S RISING.
1561
01:37:04,446 --> 01:37:06,079
MORE VIRILE,
1562
01:37:06,148 --> 01:37:07,580
MORE DOMINEERING,
1563
01:37:07,649 --> 01:37:10,816
MORE IRRESISTIBLE?
1564
01:37:12,854 --> 01:37:13,986
IT'S UP.
1565
01:37:15,990 --> 01:37:17,490
IT'S IN THE AIR.
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