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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,941 --> 00:00:10,941 [ Crickets chirping ] 2 00:00:16,621 --> 00:00:18,831 Jesus probably had a big penis. 3 00:00:19,517 --> 00:00:21,183 Yeah. So, I think it would only be 4 00:00:21,186 --> 00:00:22,818 so, I think it would only be Christian of us -- good girls of 5 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:23,886 Christian of us -- good girls of us -- to have sex with guys with 6 00:00:23,888 --> 00:00:24,488 us -- to have sex with guys with penises like Jesus. 7 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:25,288 Penises like Jesus. Absolutely. 8 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:27,257 Absolutely. I think so. 9 00:00:27,258 --> 00:00:28,658 I think so. We -- we should probably go 10 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:29,826 we -- we should probably go for guys that look like Jesus. 11 00:00:29,828 --> 00:00:31,427 For guys that look like Jesus. Oh, yeah. Oh, god. 12 00:00:31,429 --> 00:00:31,927 Oh, yeah. Oh, god. Those guys do not look like 13 00:00:31,929 --> 00:00:33,530 those guys do not look like Jesus. 14 00:00:33,532 --> 00:00:34,631 Jesus. So, I saw "star wars." 15 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:35,231 So, I saw "star wars." Yeah? How is it? 16 00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:35,765 Yeah? How is it? Terrible. 17 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:36,165 Terrible. Oh, yeah? 18 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:37,067 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 19 00:00:37,068 --> 00:00:38,168 Yeah. Yeah, it looks lame. 20 00:00:38,169 --> 00:00:39,636 Yeah, it looks lame. It's gonna bomb. 21 00:00:39,638 --> 00:00:40,837 It's gonna bomb. The Bible tells me to be 22 00:00:40,838 --> 00:00:42,406 the Bible tells me to be respectful to women. 23 00:00:42,407 --> 00:00:44,908 Respectful to women. I've gotten a lot of slice 24 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:46,243 I've gotten a lot of slice this whole camp, all right? 25 00:00:46,245 --> 00:00:48,611 This whole camp, all right? [ Chuckles ] 26 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:49,846 [ Chuckles ] Hi, father Bobbings. 27 00:00:49,848 --> 00:00:50,846 Hi, father Bobbings. Did you hear about 28 00:00:50,848 --> 00:00:52,381 did you hear about Ellen Barrett? 29 00:00:52,383 --> 00:00:55,251 Ellen Barrett? Wow. 30 00:00:55,254 --> 00:00:56,119 Wow. A woman ordained. 31 00:00:56,121 --> 00:00:58,488 A woman ordained. He was the king of 32 00:00:58,490 --> 00:00:59,922 he was the king of rock 'n' roll. 33 00:00:59,924 --> 00:01:03,392 Rock 'n' roll. I just bought tickets to see him 34 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:06,897 I just bought tickets to see him next week. 35 00:01:06,898 --> 00:01:08,298 Next week. I can't believe he's gone. 36 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:11,368 I can't believe he's gone. I'm not sure if it's the wang 37 00:01:11,369 --> 00:01:12,702 I'm not sure if it's the wang or the...Undergarden. 38 00:01:12,704 --> 00:01:13,836 Or the...Undergarden. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. 39 00:01:13,838 --> 00:01:15,038 Oh, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. 'Cause there's a bulge. 40 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:15,439 'Cause there's a bulge. There's something going on 41 00:01:15,441 --> 00:01:16,172 there's something going on there. 42 00:01:16,174 --> 00:01:17,606 There. I'm so excited. 43 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:19,175 I'm so excited. I don't know what you guys 44 00:01:19,177 --> 00:01:20,643 I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I plan on 45 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:21,110 are talking about, but I plan on porking the...Out of Bambi out 46 00:01:21,112 --> 00:01:23,646 porking the...Out of Bambi out there. 47 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:27,050 There. And I plan on being balls 48 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:29,051 and I plan on being balls deep in Betty before 10:00. 49 00:01:29,053 --> 00:01:31,086 Deep in Betty before 10:00. ...Guys, language! 50 00:01:31,088 --> 00:01:31,521 ...guys, language! ...Nerds are crazy. 51 00:01:31,523 --> 00:01:32,489 ...nerds are crazy. Oh, yeah? 52 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:34,524 Oh, yeah? Look at these guys. 53 00:01:34,526 --> 00:01:35,526 Look at these guys. Yeah...Nut? 54 00:01:35,527 --> 00:01:37,326 Yeah...Nut? What do you think you have 55 00:01:37,329 --> 00:01:39,863 what do you think you have there, son? 56 00:01:39,864 --> 00:01:41,363 There, son? This is grade-a genuine 57 00:01:41,365 --> 00:01:42,465 this is grade-a genuine Spanish fly, gentlemen. 58 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:43,066 Spanish fly, gentlemen. ...Let me see that. 59 00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:43,566 ...let me see that. It's real. 60 00:01:43,568 --> 00:01:44,401 It's real. Come on. 61 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:45,502 Come on. Well, where'd you get it? 62 00:01:45,504 --> 00:01:46,303 Well, where'd you get it? My brother got it for me when 63 00:01:46,304 --> 00:01:46,869 my brother got it for me when he was down in Mexico. 64 00:01:46,871 --> 00:01:47,603 He was down in Mexico. Oh, really? 65 00:01:47,605 --> 00:01:49,071 Oh, really? Yeah, man. 66 00:01:49,073 --> 00:01:50,307 Yeah, man. These are from the great state 67 00:01:50,308 --> 00:01:52,475 these are from the great state of "Mehico." 68 00:01:52,478 --> 00:01:54,944 Of "Mehico." You young men are full of... 69 00:01:54,946 --> 00:01:56,112 You young men are full of... Brother Beau, language. 70 00:01:56,113 --> 00:01:57,581 Brother Beau, language. [ Chuckles ] 71 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:58,080 [ Chuckles ] I never even listened to 72 00:01:58,082 --> 00:01:59,682 I never even listened to Elvis. 73 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:00,584 Elvis. Plus, wasn't he a big fat drug 74 00:02:00,585 --> 00:02:01,717 plus, wasn't he a big fat drug addict, anyway? 75 00:02:01,719 --> 00:02:04,120 Addict, anyway? No wonder he's dead. 76 00:02:04,121 --> 00:02:08,492 No wonder he's dead. [ Speaking Spanish ] 77 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:11,660 [ Speaking Spanish ] You little... 78 00:02:11,662 --> 00:02:15,332 You little... What did you say? 79 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:23,106 What? The poor man had an eating 80 00:02:23,108 --> 00:02:24,540 the poor man had an eating disorder, that's all. 81 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:27,577 Disorder, that's all. [ Sniffles ] 82 00:02:27,579 --> 00:02:29,011 [ Sniffles ] God... 83 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:31,480 God... [ Exhales sharply ] 84 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,617 [ Exhales sharply ] [ Sniffles ] 85 00:02:33,619 --> 00:02:34,984 [ Sniffles ] [ Crickets chirping ] 86 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:36,753 [ Crickets chirping ] [ Whimpers ] 87 00:02:36,755 --> 00:02:40,089 [ Whimpers ] [ Crying ] Father? 88 00:02:40,091 --> 00:02:40,991 [ Crying ] Father? I'm sorry! 89 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:42,192 I'm sorry! Looks like school's in 90 00:02:42,193 --> 00:02:45,694 looks like school's in session, boys. 91 00:02:45,697 --> 00:02:46,862 Session, boys. Go get them, I guess. 92 00:02:46,864 --> 00:02:48,532 Go get them, I guess. Losers. 93 00:02:48,534 --> 00:02:50,200 Losers. We'll see. 94 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:50,667 We'll see. [ Laughing ] Look at this 95 00:02:50,668 --> 00:02:51,902 [ laughing ] Look at this guy. 96 00:02:51,904 --> 00:02:52,968 Guy. Brush your teeth, fella. 97 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,169 Brush your teeth, fella. [ Laughter ] 98 00:02:54,171 --> 00:02:57,706 [ Laughter ] You got to really work for 99 00:02:57,709 --> 00:03:01,944 you got to really work for those young men's souls. 100 00:03:01,947 --> 00:03:03,078 Those young men's souls. Smell that jizz. 101 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,613 Smell that jizz. [ Door opens ] 102 00:03:04,616 --> 00:03:08,552 [ Door opens ] [ Crickets chirping ] 103 00:03:08,554 --> 00:03:09,252 [ Crickets chirping ] [ Indistinct conversations ] 104 00:03:09,254 --> 00:03:10,353 [ Indistinct conversations ] [ Sighs ] 105 00:03:10,355 --> 00:03:11,221 [ Sighs ] What's the problem, 106 00:03:11,223 --> 00:03:12,556 what's the problem, father Bobbings? 107 00:03:12,558 --> 00:03:13,455 Father Bobbings? These kids -- they don't 108 00:03:13,457 --> 00:03:14,691 these kids -- they don't respect anything. 109 00:03:14,692 --> 00:03:15,991 Respect anything. [ Exhales sharply ] 110 00:03:15,993 --> 00:03:17,494 [ Exhales sharply ] Yeah, I know. 111 00:03:17,496 --> 00:03:18,093 Yeah, I know. Can I get a sip of that? 112 00:03:18,095 --> 00:03:19,629 Can I get a sip of that? Hmm? 113 00:03:19,631 --> 00:03:24,167 Hmm? Oh, knock yourself out. 114 00:03:24,169 --> 00:03:25,301 Oh, knock yourself out. Give me a taste. 115 00:03:25,303 --> 00:03:25,701 Give me a taste. Splash a little love in 116 00:03:25,703 --> 00:03:26,836 splash a little love in there. 117 00:03:26,838 --> 00:03:28,137 There. We don't want these broads 118 00:03:28,139 --> 00:03:29,205 we don't want these broads thinking they got naked on their 119 00:03:29,207 --> 00:03:31,540 thinking they got naked on their own in the morning, huh? 120 00:03:31,543 --> 00:03:33,175 Own in the morning, huh? [ Chuckles ] 121 00:03:33,177 --> 00:03:34,109 [ Chuckles ] Ooh. 122 00:03:34,111 --> 00:03:36,580 Ooh. Ooooh. 123 00:03:36,582 --> 00:03:37,479 Ooooh. ...Did you bring enough? 124 00:03:37,481 --> 00:03:38,548 ...did you bring enough? [ Chuckles ] 125 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:39,748 [ Chuckles ] Just excited. 126 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,217 Just excited. Yeah, me too. 127 00:03:41,219 --> 00:03:41,985 Yeah, me too. This is gonna make these... 128 00:03:41,987 --> 00:03:43,752 This is gonna make these... Horny. 129 00:03:43,754 --> 00:03:45,522 Horny. Sylvester Stallone is the 130 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:45,989 Sylvester Stallone is the cutest actor out there right 131 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:47,657 cutest actor out there right now. 132 00:03:47,658 --> 00:03:48,358 Now. I mean, I know he's short. 133 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,160 I mean, I know he's short. Yeah. 134 00:03:50,162 --> 00:03:51,160 Yeah. But I bet he has a really 135 00:03:51,163 --> 00:03:52,628 but I bet he has a really long cannoli. 136 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:53,697 Long cannoli. [ Both laugh ] 137 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:55,332 [ Both laugh ] Totally. 138 00:03:55,334 --> 00:03:57,633 Totally. I'll take that. 139 00:03:57,635 --> 00:03:58,702 I'll take that. Ah! 140 00:03:58,704 --> 00:03:59,401 Ah! Hi, Chazz. 141 00:03:59,404 --> 00:04:01,570 Hi, Chazz. Scram, will you? 142 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:02,504 Scram, will you? I'm trying to do something here. 143 00:04:02,506 --> 00:04:05,475 I'm trying to do something here. But I -- 144 00:04:05,476 --> 00:04:07,209 but I -- I said scram, god...It! 145 00:04:07,211 --> 00:04:08,144 I said scram, god...It! [ Laughter ] 146 00:04:08,145 --> 00:04:09,479 [ Laughter ] Yeah, I just saw 147 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,679 yeah, I just saw "smokey and the bandit," and I 148 00:04:10,681 --> 00:04:11,180 "smokey and the bandit," and I think Burt Reynolds is the 149 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:12,114 think Burt Reynolds is the hottest. 150 00:04:12,116 --> 00:04:13,383 Hottest. I saw that, too. 151 00:04:13,385 --> 00:04:14,718 I saw that, too. Yeah. 152 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,352 Yeah. And I really love his 153 00:04:15,354 --> 00:04:16,785 and I really love his mustache. 154 00:04:16,787 --> 00:04:17,987 Mustache. I would...His brains -- 155 00:04:17,989 --> 00:04:19,189 I would...His brains -- ladies. 156 00:04:19,191 --> 00:04:20,889 Ladies. Ooh! 157 00:04:20,891 --> 00:04:22,691 Ooh! Some very special drinks for 158 00:04:22,693 --> 00:04:23,293 some very special drinks for a couple of very special ladies. 159 00:04:23,294 --> 00:04:24,259 A couple of very special ladies. Mmm. 160 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:24,694 Mmm. Thank you. 161 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:25,729 Thank you. Sure. 162 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,229 Sure. Thank you. 163 00:04:27,231 --> 00:04:28,964 Thank you. Hey, uh, don't worry, Dwayne. 164 00:04:28,966 --> 00:04:31,100 Hey, uh, don't worry, Dwayne. We left one in there for you. 165 00:04:31,102 --> 00:04:39,102 Unbelievable. Someone ought to kill those 166 00:04:48,919 --> 00:04:52,121 someone ought to kill those guys. 167 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:55,991 Guys. Cut off their -- 168 00:04:55,993 --> 00:05:00,996 cut off their -- paybacks are...Chazz. 169 00:05:00,998 --> 00:05:02,298 Paybacks are...Chazz. [ Crickets chirping ] 170 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:06,669 [ Crickets chirping ] [ Laughter ] 171 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:07,903 [ Laughter ] [ Indistinct conversations ] 172 00:05:07,905 --> 00:05:09,471 [ Indistinct conversations ] [ Twigs snapping ] 173 00:05:09,473 --> 00:05:10,339 [ Twigs snapping ] I'm fine. 174 00:05:10,341 --> 00:05:11,607 I'm fine. It's fine. 175 00:05:11,609 --> 00:05:12,675 It's fine. [ Girls giggling ] 176 00:05:12,677 --> 00:05:13,376 [ Girls giggling ] Ow. 177 00:05:13,377 --> 00:05:15,412 Ow. Mnh. 178 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:17,746 Mnh. It's fine. 179 00:05:17,749 --> 00:05:18,881 It's fine. Do you -- do you have any gum? 180 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:19,883 Do you -- do you have any gum? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 181 00:05:19,885 --> 00:05:20,350 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it in your mouth? 182 00:05:20,352 --> 00:05:25,621 Is it in your mouth? Yeah. 183 00:05:25,623 --> 00:05:26,790 Yeah. Okay. 184 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:29,658 Okay. That is far out, man. 185 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,794 That is far out, man. Oh, my god. 186 00:05:30,796 --> 00:05:32,795 Oh, my god. Oh, yes. 187 00:05:32,797 --> 00:05:34,763 Oh, yes. Mmm. 188 00:05:34,765 --> 00:05:35,998 Mmm. Save some for us, huh? 189 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,701 Save some for us, huh? Break it up there -- ohh. 190 00:05:37,703 --> 00:05:38,267 Break it up there -- ohh. Sorry, but I got to take Bambi. 191 00:05:38,269 --> 00:05:39,669 Sorry, but I got to take Bambi. [ Giggles ] 192 00:05:39,671 --> 00:05:40,904 [ Giggles ] You're coming with me. 193 00:05:40,906 --> 00:05:41,237 You're coming with me. I don't care what you do with 194 00:05:41,239 --> 00:05:43,106 I don't care what you do with her. 195 00:05:43,108 --> 00:05:44,207 Her. I'm taking Bambi. 196 00:05:44,209 --> 00:05:45,709 I'm taking Bambi. Chazz! 197 00:05:45,711 --> 00:05:46,576 Chazz! [ Laughter ] 198 00:05:46,577 --> 00:05:47,443 [ Laughter ] So... 199 00:05:47,445 --> 00:05:48,577 So... So... 200 00:05:48,579 --> 00:05:49,779 So... There they go. 201 00:05:49,781 --> 00:05:52,916 There they go. Yeah. 202 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:53,682 Yeah. Betty, I want to do you. 203 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:54,483 Betty, I want to do you. Let's go. 204 00:05:54,486 --> 00:05:56,386 Let's go. Okay. 205 00:05:56,388 --> 00:06:02,025 Okay. [ Both laugh ] 206 00:06:02,027 --> 00:06:04,461 [ Both laugh ] Whoa! 207 00:06:04,463 --> 00:06:12,463 [ Knife plunges ] 208 00:06:15,973 --> 00:06:23,973 God...These useless punk kids. 209 00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:32,287 Kids. Ohh! 210 00:06:32,289 --> 00:06:34,758 Ohh! Aah! 211 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,257 Aah! Oh, please, please, please 212 00:06:35,259 --> 00:06:36,726 oh, please, please, please don't. 213 00:06:36,728 --> 00:06:37,693 Don't. [ Gasps ] Don't. 214 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:39,495 [ Gasps ] Don't. Please don't. 215 00:06:39,497 --> 00:06:40,029 Please don't. [ Breathing heavily ] 216 00:06:40,031 --> 00:06:41,497 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Knife plunges ] 217 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,832 [ Knife plunges ] Aah! 218 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:51,834 [ Giggles ] Here we go. 219 00:06:59,084 --> 00:06:59,649 Here we go. Ow! Chazz! 220 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:00,917 Ow! Chazz! [ Grunts ] 221 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:02,017 [ Grunts ] Oh, my god. 222 00:07:02,019 --> 00:07:03,051 Oh, my god. No, stop. 223 00:07:03,053 --> 00:07:04,153 No, stop. It's freezing out here. 224 00:07:04,155 --> 00:07:06,489 It's freezing out here. Oh, Chazz, Chazz -- 225 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:07,990 oh, Chazz, Chazz -- I'll make you warm. 226 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,459 I'll make you warm. It's freezing out here. 227 00:07:09,461 --> 00:07:10,225 It's freezing out here. There's so many bugs. 228 00:07:10,227 --> 00:07:11,126 There's so many bugs. There's so many bugs. 229 00:07:11,128 --> 00:07:12,094 There's so many bugs. Don't worry about the bugs. 230 00:07:12,096 --> 00:07:13,896 Don't worry about the bugs. I'm getting all bit up. 231 00:07:13,898 --> 00:07:17,266 I'm getting all bit up. Chazz -- Chazz, if you want 232 00:07:17,268 --> 00:07:19,903 Chazz -- Chazz, if you want to...Me, take me back to the 233 00:07:19,905 --> 00:07:21,237 to...Me, take me back to the cabin. 234 00:07:21,239 --> 00:07:24,239 Cabin. I'm taking you back to the 235 00:07:24,241 --> 00:07:25,908 I'm taking you back to the cabin. 236 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:28,077 Cabin. [ Giggles ] 237 00:07:28,078 --> 00:07:36,078 [ Gasping ] 238 00:07:52,938 --> 00:08:00,938 Both: Whoa. There it is. 239 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:04,814 There it is. [ Chuckles ] It's okay. 240 00:08:04,815 --> 00:08:06,348 [ Chuckles ] It's okay. [ Both laugh ] 241 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:08,952 [ Both laugh ] ...The room. 242 00:08:08,954 --> 00:08:10,053 ...the room. Why aren't you just hammering me 243 00:08:10,055 --> 00:08:11,855 why aren't you just hammering me right here? 244 00:08:11,857 --> 00:08:12,754 Right here? Mmm. 245 00:08:12,756 --> 00:08:14,691 Mmm. Yeah. 246 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:16,025 Yeah. [ Laughs ] 247 00:08:16,027 --> 00:08:17,760 [ Laughs ] You are a good man. 248 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:18,794 You are a good man. [ Laughs ] 249 00:08:18,796 --> 00:08:20,462 [ Laughs ] [ Exhales heavily ] 250 00:08:20,464 --> 00:08:21,029 [ Exhales heavily ] What are you doing, taking a 251 00:08:21,031 --> 00:08:21,630 what are you doing, taking a picture? 252 00:08:21,632 --> 00:08:22,465 Picture? Come on. 253 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:23,733 Come on. Oh, can I? 254 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:24,366 Oh, can I? Oh, you were being sarcastic. 255 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:25,467 Oh, you were being sarcastic. [ Chuckles ] 256 00:08:25,469 --> 00:08:26,501 [ Chuckles ] No, forget it. Forget it. 257 00:08:26,503 --> 00:08:28,937 No, forget it. Forget it. Uh... 258 00:08:28,939 --> 00:08:31,139 Uh... Back door's always open 259 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:32,508 back door's always open for Jesus, baby. 260 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:36,011 For Jesus, baby. Ow! 261 00:08:36,013 --> 00:08:38,981 Ow! [ Laughs ] 262 00:08:38,983 --> 00:08:41,384 [ Laughs ] [ Breathing heavily ] 263 00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:43,518 [ Breathing heavily ] Aah. Aah. 264 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,988 Aah. Aah. [ Breathing heavily ] 265 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:46,822 [ Breathing heavily ] What now? 266 00:08:46,824 --> 00:08:48,657 What now? Oh... 267 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:50,359 Oh... Uh, nothing. 268 00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:51,027 Uh, nothing. Wait right here, just like that. 269 00:08:51,029 --> 00:08:52,728 Wait right here, just like that. Stay just like that. 270 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:55,131 Stay just like that. Wait right here, just like that. 271 00:08:55,132 --> 00:08:59,801 Wait right here, just like that. [ Sighs ] 272 00:08:59,803 --> 00:09:01,970 [ Sighs ] You ki-- god, I...Hate men. 273 00:09:01,972 --> 00:09:03,673 You ki-- god, I...Hate men. ♪ well, if the devil don't 274 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:06,175 ♪ well, if the devil don't like it ♪ 275 00:09:06,177 --> 00:09:09,544 like it ♪ ♪ he better not come back 276 00:09:09,547 --> 00:09:12,347 ♪ he better not come back ♪ if he don't like that, no 277 00:09:12,349 --> 00:09:15,183 ♪ if he don't like that, no ♪ he better lick my nutsack 278 00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:18,421 ♪ he better lick my nutsack ♪ if the devil don't like it 279 00:09:18,423 --> 00:09:20,989 ♪ if the devil don't like it ♪ he better not come back 280 00:09:20,991 --> 00:09:23,492 ♪ he better not come back ♪ if he don't like that, no 281 00:09:23,494 --> 00:09:24,394 ♪ if he don't like that, no ♪ he better lick my nut 282 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:26,161 ♪ he better lick my nut [ Moans ] 283 00:09:26,163 --> 00:09:28,764 [ Moans ] ♪ nutsack 284 00:09:28,766 --> 00:09:36,766 [ breathing heavily ] Okay. 285 00:09:53,390 --> 00:09:55,325 Okay. Oh...Okay. 286 00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:56,458 Oh...Okay. Okay, focus. 287 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:59,895 Okay, focus. Focus. 288 00:09:59,897 --> 00:10:01,563 Focus. Here we go. 289 00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:03,999 Here we go. Unh. 290 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:05,768 Unh. Uh, okay, uh... 291 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:06,936 Uh, okay, uh... Uh, Farrah Fawcett. 292 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:08,271 Uh, Farrah Fawcett. [ Exhales sharply ] 293 00:10:08,273 --> 00:10:10,707 [ Exhales sharply ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 294 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:13,376 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Uh, Carrie Fisher. 295 00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:15,777 Uh, Carrie Fisher. Carrie Fisher. 296 00:10:15,779 --> 00:10:17,380 Carrie Fisher. No. 297 00:10:17,382 --> 00:10:18,680 No. Shelley Duvall. 298 00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:20,782 Shelley Duvall. Oh, yes. 299 00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:21,817 Oh, yes. Oh, yes, Shelley Duvall. 300 00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:24,119 Oh, yes, Shelley Duvall. Ooh. 301 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:25,988 Ooh. Oh, nasty. 302 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:28,458 Oh, nasty. Oh, Shelley. 303 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:29,758 Oh, Shelley. [ Moans ] 304 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,427 [ Moans ] [ Breathing heavily ] 305 00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,229 [ Breathing heavily ] Okay. 306 00:10:33,231 --> 00:10:34,763 Okay. Okay, okay, we're good. 307 00:10:34,765 --> 00:10:35,330 Okay, okay, we're good. Okay, I'm back. 308 00:10:35,332 --> 00:10:36,132 Okay, I'm back. I'm back. 309 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:37,166 I'm back. Look out, baby. 310 00:10:37,168 --> 00:10:38,334 Look out, baby. I'm back. 311 00:10:38,336 --> 00:10:39,634 I'm back. [ Both moaning ] 312 00:10:39,636 --> 00:10:41,370 [ Both moaning ] Oh, yeah, Chazz. 313 00:10:41,372 --> 00:10:43,039 Oh, yeah, Chazz. Oh...Unh! 314 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,806 Oh...Unh! Oh, yeah! 315 00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:46,708 Oh, yeah! Ooh! Oh, yeah! 316 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:47,844 Ooh! Oh, yeah! Mnh! Oh! 317 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:50,580 Mnh! Oh! Oh... 318 00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:51,880 Oh... [ Both moaning ] 319 00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,548 [ Both moaning ] Yeah! 320 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,083 Yeah! Oh! Oh! 321 00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:56,719 Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! 322 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,186 Oh, yeah! Oh, give it to me, Chazz! 323 00:10:57,188 --> 00:10:59,354 Oh, give it to me, Chazz! Give it to me! 324 00:10:59,356 --> 00:11:01,456 Give it to me! Oh, yeah! Ooh! Ooh! 325 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:02,224 Oh, yeah! Ooh! Ooh! [ Laughs ] Oh! 326 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:05,394 [ Laughs ] Oh! Whoo! 327 00:11:05,396 --> 00:11:08,063 Whoo! [ Both moaning ] 328 00:11:08,065 --> 00:11:15,837 [ Both breathing heavily ] 329 00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:23,839 That was great, Chazz. I know. 330 00:11:33,557 --> 00:11:34,923 I know. [ Exhales heavily ] 331 00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:36,958 [ Exhales heavily ] I got to take a dump 332 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:44,960 father Bobbings? Again? 333 00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:52,340 Again? Aah! 334 00:11:52,342 --> 00:12:00,342 [ Grunts ] [ Farting ] 335 00:12:09,893 --> 00:12:17,893 [ Water splashing ] [ Farting continues ] 336 00:12:19,403 --> 00:12:27,403 [ Exhales heavily ] [ Inhales sharply ] 337 00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:33,281 [ Inhales sharply ] [ Exhales heavily ] 338 00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:37,085 [ Exhales heavily ] Oh... 339 00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:39,554 Oh... God...It. 340 00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:42,992 God...It. Bambi, looks like you're gonna 341 00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:44,961 Bambi, looks like you're gonna have to lick my rusty starfish. 342 00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:47,864 Have to lick my rusty starfish. Bambi? 343 00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:48,597 Bambi? What's with the mask? 344 00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:50,232 What's with the mask? Wait. 345 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:50,966 Wait. Aah! Ohh! 346 00:12:50,968 --> 00:12:52,267 Aah! Ohh! Oh, god! 347 00:12:52,269 --> 00:12:56,038 Oh, god! [ Screaming ] 348 00:12:56,039 --> 00:12:57,405 [ Screaming ] [ Knife plunging ] 349 00:12:57,407 --> 00:12:58,473 [ Knife plunging ] [ Breathing heavily ] Okay. 350 00:12:58,475 --> 00:12:59,908 [ Breathing heavily ] Okay. Okay, I'm back. 351 00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:01,810 Okay, I'm back. I'm back, baby. 352 00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:02,778 I'm back, baby. Oh, groovy, you, uh, literally 353 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,113 oh, groovy, you, uh, literally did not move. 354 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:06,581 Did not move. I like it. 355 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:07,349 I like it. Uh, all right, let's just get 356 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,650 uh, all right, let's just get these down. 357 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,153 These down. [ Chuckles ] 358 00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:12,355 [ Chuckles ] Nice. 359 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:15,390 Nice. All right. 360 00:13:15,392 --> 00:13:16,625 All right. Here we go. 361 00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:17,859 Here we go. [ Exhales heavily ] 362 00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:19,962 [ Exhales heavily ] Ooh, mama. 363 00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:23,532 Ooh, mama. Ooh, yeah. 364 00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:24,767 Ooh, yeah. Ooh. 365 00:13:24,768 --> 00:13:25,768 Ooh. Oh, my god. 366 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,869 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 367 00:13:27,871 --> 00:13:29,539 Oh, my god. What the...Have I done? 368 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:33,575 What the...Have I done? [ Voice breaking ] Oh, my god. 369 00:13:33,577 --> 00:13:34,609 [ Voice breaking ] Oh, my god. [ Whimpering ] 370 00:13:34,611 --> 00:13:35,710 [ Whimpering ] Oh, my god. 371 00:13:35,712 --> 00:13:36,779 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 372 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:37,979 Oh, my god. What the...? 373 00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:38,814 What the...? Oh, my god. 374 00:13:38,815 --> 00:13:39,447 Oh, my god. Oh, god -- 375 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:41,183 oh, god -- [ Knife slices ] 376 00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:42,851 [ Knife slices ] [ Gasping ] 377 00:13:42,853 --> 00:13:50,853 [ Crickets chirping ] [ Glass breaking ] 378 00:13:57,402 --> 00:13:59,568 [ Glass breaking ] Chazz? 379 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:07,570 Aah! 380 00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:19,648 Aah! [ Suspenseful music playing ] 381 00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:32,562 Ugh! 382 00:14:35,372 --> 00:14:43,372 ♪ oh, I'm ♪ rolling down the road with 383 00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,752 ♪ rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 384 00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:52,588 Jesus ♪ ♪ with Jesus by my side 385 00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:53,689 ♪ with Jesus by my side ♪ I'm rolling down the road with 386 00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:56,858 ♪ I'm rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 387 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,729 Jesus ♪ ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied 388 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:02,364 ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied ♪ the first time I met Jesus 389 00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:05,067 ♪ the first time I met Jesus ♪ I was a slave to sin 390 00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:07,970 ♪ I was a slave to sin ♪ but now I'm free forever 391 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:08,737 ♪ but now I'm free forever 'cause I let my savior in ♪ 392 00:15:08,739 --> 00:15:10,106 'cause I let my savior in ♪ ♪ yes 393 00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:11,406 ♪ yes ♪ rolling down the road with 394 00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:14,242 ♪ rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 395 00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:15,978 Jesus ♪ ♪ with Jesus by my side 396 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,179 ♪ with Jesus by my side ♪ I'm rolling down the road with 397 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:20,482 ♪ I'm rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 398 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,184 Jesus ♪ ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied 399 00:15:23,186 --> 00:15:25,788 ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied ♪ Jesus, Jesus, Jesus 400 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,523 ♪ Jesus, Jesus, Jesus ♪ I know we'll never part 401 00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:30,725 ♪ I know we'll never part ♪ we'll always be together 402 00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:31,559 ♪ we'll always be together 'cause you're right there in my 403 00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:32,294 'cause you're right there in my heart ♪ 404 00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:33,595 heart ♪ ♪ oh 405 00:15:33,597 --> 00:15:34,629 ♪ oh ♪ rolling down the road with 406 00:15:34,631 --> 00:15:37,432 ♪ rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 407 00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,468 Jesus ♪ ♪ with Jesus by my side 408 00:15:39,469 --> 00:15:40,535 ♪ with Jesus by my side ♪ I'm rolling down the road with 409 00:15:40,537 --> 00:15:43,571 ♪ I'm rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 410 00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:46,208 Jesus ♪ ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied 411 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:49,144 ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied ♪ you know I love you, Jesus 412 00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:52,347 ♪ you know I love you, Jesus ♪ you set aside our pride 413 00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:54,949 ♪ you set aside our pride ♪ and now I know we'll always 414 00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:55,718 ♪ and now I know we'll always ♪ be your blushing bride 415 00:15:55,719 --> 00:15:57,018 ♪ be your blushing bride ♪ oh 416 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,186 ♪ oh ♪ rolling down the road with 417 00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:00,922 ♪ rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 418 00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:02,824 Jesus ♪ ♪ with Jesus by my side 419 00:16:02,826 --> 00:16:03,959 ♪ with Jesus by my side ♪ I'm rolling down the road with 420 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,995 ♪ I'm rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 421 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,128 Jesus ♪ ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied 422 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,530 ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied one more time! 423 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,532 One more time! ♪ rolling down the road with 424 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,335 ♪ rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 425 00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:14,303 Jesus ♪ ♪ with Jesus by my side 426 00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:15,338 ♪ with Jesus by my side ♪ I'm rolling down the road with 427 00:16:15,339 --> 00:16:17,972 ♪ I'm rolling down the road with Jesus ♪ 428 00:16:17,974 --> 00:16:20,842 Jesus ♪ ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied 429 00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,277 ♪ I'm Jesus-satisfied holy rolling! Yeah! 430 00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:24,513 Holy rolling! Yeah! We love you, Jesus! 431 00:16:24,515 --> 00:16:26,315 We love you, Jesus! [ Cheers and applause ] 432 00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,351 [ Cheers and applause ] Jesus' father's coming! 433 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:32,988 Jesus' father's coming! Yay, Jesus! 434 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,557 Yay, Jesus! [ Guitar chord plays ] 435 00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:36,958 [ Guitar chord plays ] [ Chuckles ] 436 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,026 [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. 437 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:40,562 Oh, yeah. [ Sighs ] 438 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,531 [ Sighs ] [ Breathing deeply ] 439 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,201 [ Breathing deeply ] Ahh. You smell that, Timmy? 440 00:16:46,203 --> 00:16:47,203 Ahh. You smell that, Timmy? That's good, fresh country air. 441 00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:48,036 That's good, fresh country air. [ Breathes deeply ] 442 00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:50,806 [ Breathes deeply ] Really? 443 00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:54,343 Really? All I smell is cow poop. 444 00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,612 All I smell is cow poop. [ Sniffs ] 445 00:16:56,614 --> 00:17:00,281 [ Sniffs ] Fair enough. 446 00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:01,516 Fair enough. Come on, kid. 447 00:17:01,518 --> 00:17:02,917 Come on, kid. Need a hand, Brittany? 448 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:03,351 Need a hand, Brittany? I got it covered, brother 449 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:04,787 I got it covered, brother Zeke. 450 00:17:04,788 --> 00:17:06,488 Zeke. Oh! 451 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:08,823 Oh! Did you hear that, brother Zeke? 452 00:17:08,825 --> 00:17:10,725 Did you hear that, brother Zeke? She got it covered. 453 00:17:10,727 --> 00:17:12,994 She got it covered. Yeah, you got it covered, you 454 00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:20,996 ah. Spend your money wisely, Timmy. 455 00:17:41,725 --> 00:17:43,259 Spend your money wisely, Timmy. I sure will, father. 456 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:46,528 I sure will, father. All right. 457 00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:47,563 All right. Ooh, cool stuff. 458 00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:49,131 Ooh, cool stuff. Ah. 459 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,665 Ah. [ Door creaks ] 460 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,534 [ Door creaks ] Come on in, kids. 461 00:17:52,536 --> 00:17:54,637 Come on in, kids. Yeah. 462 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,105 Yeah. There we go. Yeah. 463 00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:58,007 There we go. Yeah. That's it. 464 00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:00,209 That's it. Millie. 465 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,042 Millie. [ Gasps ] 466 00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:02,244 [ Gasps ] [ Door closes ] 467 00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:03,545 [ Door closes ] Uh, you know what, father? 468 00:18:03,547 --> 00:18:04,946 Uh, you know what, father? I'm gonna go wait in the Van. 469 00:18:04,948 --> 00:18:05,280 I'm gonna go wait in the Van. I'm not feeling very good right 470 00:18:05,282 --> 00:18:07,081 I'm not feeling very good right now. 471 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,883 Now. What's wrong, Millie? 472 00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:10,919 What's wrong, Millie? Uh, just cramps. 473 00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:13,155 Uh, just cramps. I'll be okay. Unh. 474 00:18:13,157 --> 00:18:15,690 I'll be okay. Unh. Oh, do you need a tampon? 475 00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:23,692 Oh...Yeah. ...Yeah. 476 00:18:26,703 --> 00:18:30,339 ...yeah. What do we got? 477 00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:32,507 What do we got? [ Door creaking ] 478 00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:40,509 How'd you get up here? Take a wrong turn? 479 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:47,456 Take a wrong turn? [ Scoffs ] 480 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,359 [ Scoffs ] You know, stealing is a sin. 481 00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:53,262 You know, stealing is a sin. Those blue eyes are a sin. 482 00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:56,632 Those blue eyes are a sin. So, uh, what's this Bible camp 483 00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:57,666 so, uh, what's this Bible camp thing, some sort of penance? 484 00:18:57,668 --> 00:18:59,068 Thing, some sort of penance? Well, I do have a lot to 485 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,969 well, I do have a lot to repent for. 486 00:19:00,971 --> 00:19:02,670 Repent for. Really? 487 00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:04,173 Really? Then maybe you should get down 488 00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:07,675 then maybe you should get down on your knees and starting 489 00:19:07,677 --> 00:19:13,715 on your knees and starting asking for forgiveness. 490 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,816 Asking for forgiveness. To who -- god or to you? 491 00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:15,817 To who -- god or to you? I think you should hold on to 492 00:19:15,819 --> 00:19:18,119 I think you should hold on to this. 493 00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:23,959 This. Name of the father and of the 494 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,261 name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit. 495 00:19:26,263 --> 00:19:27,996 Son and of the holy spirit. Amen. 496 00:19:27,998 --> 00:19:29,664 Amen. Jennifer! 497 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,267 Jennifer! That's like blasphemy or 498 00:19:31,268 --> 00:19:34,470 that's like blasphemy or something. 499 00:19:34,472 --> 00:19:39,774 Something. Come on. 500 00:19:39,776 --> 00:19:43,611 Come on. [ Breathes deeply ] 501 00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:44,213 [ Breathes deeply ] [ Laughing ] 502 00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:45,179 [ Laughing ] Hi. 503 00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:47,116 Hi. [ Chuckles ] 504 00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:49,084 [ Chuckles ] I'm father Cummings, pastor of 505 00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:50,953 I'm father Cummings, pastor of the St. Judas catholic church. 506 00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:53,021 The St. Judas catholic church. We're, uh -- we're just here 507 00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:53,755 we're, uh -- we're just here buying some supplies for our big 508 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,058 buying some supplies for our big campout. 509 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,659 Campout. [ Chuckles ] 510 00:19:57,661 --> 00:19:58,159 [ Chuckles ] So, let me ask you something, 511 00:19:58,161 --> 00:20:00,162 so, let me ask you something, father. 512 00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:01,663 Father. [ Laughs ] 513 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:02,630 [ Laughs ] Me and J.J., we been arguing 514 00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:04,198 me and J.J., we been arguing about something. 515 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,733 About something. Maybe you can help us make up 516 00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:08,202 maybe you can help us make up our minds. 517 00:20:08,204 --> 00:20:11,440 Our minds. Now, is it gay if you just put 518 00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:12,273 now, is it gay if you just put your mouth on it? 519 00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:14,510 Your mouth on it? On what? 520 00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:17,378 On what? The tallywackers, dummy! 521 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:20,482 The tallywackers, dummy! [ Laughs maniacally ] 522 00:20:20,483 --> 00:20:23,418 [ Laughs maniacally ] [ Sighs ] 523 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,219 [ Sighs ] That's skunk for you. 524 00:20:25,221 --> 00:20:26,854 That's skunk for you. Where you headed to, padre? 525 00:20:26,856 --> 00:20:31,593 Where you headed to, padre? Just a few miles up the road, 526 00:20:31,595 --> 00:20:32,927 just a few miles up the road, to the happy day Bible camp. 527 00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:36,498 To the happy day Bible camp. Don't you mean the 528 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,734 don't you mean the bloody bloody Bible camp? 529 00:20:39,736 --> 00:20:41,102 Bloody bloody Bible camp? [ All gasp ] 530 00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,071 [ All gasp ] It's okay, everybody. 531 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:45,239 It's okay, everybody. [ Chuckles nervously ] 532 00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:45,975 [ Chuckles nervously ] He's just trying to, uh, yank 533 00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:47,375 he's just trying to, uh, yank our chain. 534 00:20:47,377 --> 00:20:49,044 Our chain. [ Chuckles ] 535 00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:50,878 [ Chuckles ] Aren't you? 536 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,614 Aren't you? L-listen -- I don't appreciate 537 00:20:52,616 --> 00:20:53,147 l-listen -- I don't appreciate you scaring the campers like 538 00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:55,049 you scaring the campers like that. 539 00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:57,286 That. You don't see me running around, 540 00:20:57,288 --> 00:20:58,052 you don't see me running around, preaching false stories. 541 00:20:58,054 --> 00:20:58,987 Preaching false stories. All right. 542 00:20:58,989 --> 00:20:59,988 All right. You don't believe me? 543 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,189 You don't believe me? [ Chuckles ] 544 00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:05,793 [ Chuckles ] Take a look at my brother, 545 00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:06,961 take a look at my brother, Dwayne. 546 00:21:06,963 --> 00:21:09,497 Dwayne. My brother went to 547 00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:10,665 my brother went to bloody bloody Bible camp seven 548 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:13,334 bloody bloody Bible camp seven years ago. 549 00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:16,137 Years ago. And some crazy freak nun they 550 00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:22,210 and some crazy freak nun they call sister Mary chopper...Near 551 00:21:22,212 --> 00:21:27,148 call sister Mary chopper...Near killed him, left him for dead. 552 00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:27,949 Killed him, left him for dead. [ Singing indistinctly ] 553 00:21:27,951 --> 00:21:29,151 [ Singing indistinctly ] Ugh. 554 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:30,986 Ugh. Aah! 555 00:21:30,987 --> 00:21:33,255 Aah! [ Knife slices ] 556 00:21:33,256 --> 00:21:36,392 [ Knife slices ] Aah! 557 00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:38,059 Aah! Dwayne was the only survivor. 558 00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:40,261 Dwayne was the only survivor. Well, some other broad, but we 559 00:21:40,263 --> 00:21:42,330 well, some other broad, but we ain't seen her since. 560 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,466 Ain't seen her since. He ain't spoke a word since that 561 00:21:44,468 --> 00:21:49,303 he ain't spoke a word since that night. 562 00:21:49,305 --> 00:21:53,241 Night. He just sits there all day long, 563 00:21:53,244 --> 00:21:56,611 he just sits there all day long, staring at... 564 00:21:56,613 --> 00:21:58,479 Staring at... Uh, right, uh... 565 00:21:58,481 --> 00:21:59,947 Uh, right, uh... All righty, then. 566 00:21:59,949 --> 00:22:01,382 All righty, then. Well, I guess that's enough 567 00:22:01,384 --> 00:22:02,751 well, I guess that's enough horror stories for one day. 568 00:22:02,753 --> 00:22:04,385 Horror stories for one day. Is everybody ready to go? 569 00:22:04,387 --> 00:22:06,254 Is everybody ready to go? You're making a big mistake, 570 00:22:06,256 --> 00:22:08,289 you're making a big mistake, padre, 'cause they ain't never 571 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,491 padre, 'cause they ain't never caught that sister Mary chopper. 572 00:22:10,493 --> 00:22:12,494 Caught that sister Mary chopper. I bet she's still out there, and 573 00:22:12,496 --> 00:22:15,029 I bet she's still out there, and I bet she's still thirsty for 574 00:22:15,031 --> 00:22:19,033 I bet she's still thirsty for blood! 575 00:22:19,035 --> 00:22:20,335 Blood! [ Chuckles ] Okey dokey. 576 00:22:20,337 --> 00:22:21,036 [ Chuckles ] Okey dokey. Okay, campers. 577 00:22:21,038 --> 00:22:22,538 Okay, campers. [ Chuckles ] 578 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,872 [ Chuckles ] Let's hit the road. 579 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:26,674 Let's hit the road. [ Sighs ] 580 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,409 [ Sighs ] So many ounces, so little 581 00:22:28,412 --> 00:22:30,411 so many ounces, so little time. 582 00:22:30,413 --> 00:22:38,413 God...Christians. [ Engine turns over ] 583 00:23:12,756 --> 00:23:20,756 [ Van door closes ] [ Birds chirping ] 584 00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:35,710 [ Birds chirping ] Oh, god, when was the last 585 00:23:35,712 --> 00:23:37,845 oh, god, when was the last time anyone was here? 586 00:23:37,847 --> 00:23:45,847 Where are, uh -- where are all the cabins, father? 587 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,126 All the cabins, father? Uh, they're just up the road. 588 00:23:52,128 --> 00:23:53,161 Uh, they're just up the road. Uh, it's not far. 589 00:23:53,163 --> 00:23:54,729 Uh, it's not far. Buck up, tad. 590 00:23:54,731 --> 00:23:55,763 Buck up, tad. Besides, we're camping. 591 00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:56,531 Besides, we're camping. [ Chuckles ] 592 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:58,000 [ Chuckles ] Oh. 593 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:58,499 Oh. All right, grab your gear, 594 00:23:58,501 --> 00:23:59,934 all right, grab your gear, troops. 595 00:23:59,937 --> 00:24:01,269 Troops. Yeah, tad, we're camping. 596 00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:02,304 Yeah, tad, we're camping. [ Mockingly ] Oh, we're 597 00:24:02,306 --> 00:24:04,205 [ mockingly ] Oh, we're camping. 598 00:24:04,207 --> 00:24:06,542 Camping. Ooh! 599 00:24:06,544 --> 00:24:14,544 Thank you to Jesus for providing this beautiful 600 00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:26,094 providing this beautiful campground. 601 00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:27,862 Campground. If the church buys this place, 602 00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:29,398 if the church buys this place, we can come here every summer, 603 00:24:29,399 --> 00:24:30,332 we can come here every summer, together. 604 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,867 Together. Yeah! 605 00:24:32,869 --> 00:24:34,736 Yeah! [ Giggles ] Be so cool. 606 00:24:34,737 --> 00:24:35,303 [ Giggles ] Be so cool. Oh, my gosh. 607 00:24:35,305 --> 00:24:36,437 Oh, my gosh. You brought a tape. 608 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,272 You brought a tape. I forgot all my Amy Grant ones 609 00:24:38,274 --> 00:24:46,274 this is not Christian rock. And? 610 00:24:52,156 --> 00:24:53,921 And? Someone is going to h-e-l. 611 00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:56,558 Someone is going to h-e-l. That's hell. 612 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:58,326 That's hell. A-plus, Brittany. 613 00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:00,995 A-plus, Brittany. Excuse me? 614 00:25:00,997 --> 00:25:03,097 Excuse me? ...Off, Princess. 615 00:25:03,099 --> 00:25:11,099 Mmm, man, that Brittany is hot as hell. 616 00:25:14,979 --> 00:25:16,345 Hot as hell. W-what do you mean? 617 00:25:16,346 --> 00:25:18,046 W-what do you mean? Is she sick? 618 00:25:18,048 --> 00:25:20,348 Is she sick? Does she have a fever? 619 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:21,949 Does she have a fever? I hope it doesn't ruin her trip. 620 00:25:21,951 --> 00:25:23,785 I hope it doesn't ruin her trip. [ Laughs ] 621 00:25:23,787 --> 00:25:25,453 [ Laughs ] No, you weasy little dweeb. 622 00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:26,254 No, you weasy little dweeb. It means she's butt... 623 00:25:26,256 --> 00:25:28,155 It means she's butt... Beautiful. 624 00:25:28,157 --> 00:25:30,091 Beautiful. I get a boner every time I look 625 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,560 I get a boner every time I look at those sweet little...Of hers. 626 00:25:31,562 --> 00:25:33,394 At those sweet little...Of hers. Ooh! 627 00:25:33,396 --> 00:25:35,229 Ooh! You shouldn't think unpure 628 00:25:35,232 --> 00:25:36,631 you shouldn't think unpure thoughts, tad, or say the "B" 629 00:25:36,633 --> 00:25:38,666 thoughts, tad, or say the "B" word or the "F" word. 630 00:25:38,668 --> 00:25:40,835 Word or the "F" word. You know you get boners, you 631 00:25:40,837 --> 00:25:42,304 you know you get boners, you little cow pie, don't you? 632 00:25:42,306 --> 00:25:43,971 Little cow pie, don't you? Ow! 633 00:25:43,973 --> 00:25:44,705 Ow! No, I don't! 634 00:25:44,707 --> 00:25:45,873 No, I don't! Yeah, you do. 635 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:46,674 Yeah, you do. You probably get them when you 636 00:25:46,676 --> 00:25:48,510 you probably get them when you look at boys, huh? 637 00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:49,144 Look at boys, huh? [ Screeching ] No, I don't! 638 00:25:49,146 --> 00:25:50,278 [ Screeching ] No, I don't! [ Laughs ] 639 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,445 [ Laughs ] Look, you're getting one 640 00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:52,380 look, you're getting one right now. 641 00:25:52,382 --> 00:25:53,814 Right now. [ Gasps ] 642 00:25:53,816 --> 00:25:55,216 [ Gasps ] I'm sorry, Jesus! 643 00:25:55,218 --> 00:25:56,717 I'm sorry, Jesus! I'm sorry, Jesus! 644 00:25:56,719 --> 00:25:58,853 I'm sorry, Jesus! I'm sorry, Jesus! 645 00:25:58,855 --> 00:26:00,388 I'm sorry, Jesus! Jesus, please take my sinful 646 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:02,324 Jesus, please take my sinful boner away! 647 00:26:02,326 --> 00:26:05,694 Boner away! [ Both laughing ] 648 00:26:05,696 --> 00:26:06,962 [ Both laughing ] [ Laugh honking ] 649 00:26:06,964 --> 00:26:08,597 [ Laugh honking ] This guy. 650 00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:10,364 This guy. [ Laughing stops ] 651 00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:13,134 [ Laughing stops ] [ Chuckles ] 652 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:15,336 [ Chuckles ] Tad. 653 00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:17,271 Tad. You know, the realty company 654 00:26:17,273 --> 00:26:17,873 you know, the realty company is very eager to close this 655 00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:19,573 is very eager to close this deal. 656 00:26:19,575 --> 00:26:20,474 Deal. [ Chuckles ] 657 00:26:20,476 --> 00:26:23,177 [ Chuckles ] Think about it. 658 00:26:23,179 --> 00:26:24,947 Think about it. It's a beautiful place, touched 659 00:26:24,948 --> 00:26:26,213 it's a beautiful place, touched by the hand of god. 660 00:26:26,215 --> 00:26:27,081 By the hand of god. They're practically giving it 661 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,215 they're practically giving it away. 662 00:26:28,218 --> 00:26:30,118 Away. Yeah, too bad it takes us a 663 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,986 yeah, too bad it takes us a day to get here. 664 00:26:31,989 --> 00:26:33,988 Day to get here. Well, brother Zeke, if you 665 00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:35,756 well, brother Zeke, if you and father Cummings didn't each 666 00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:37,692 and father Cummings didn't each drive a Jaguar, we probably 667 00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:39,126 drive a Jaguar, we probably could afford a place closer to 668 00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:40,695 could afford a place closer to the church. 669 00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:43,465 The church. Jag? 670 00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:44,800 Jag? I drive a caddy, baby. 671 00:26:44,802 --> 00:26:45,267 I drive a caddy, baby. You got to pay attention, 672 00:26:45,269 --> 00:26:47,168 you got to pay attention, Millie. 673 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,436 Millie. Come on. 674 00:26:48,438 --> 00:26:49,937 Come on. [ Crying ] I'm sorry, Jesus! 675 00:26:49,939 --> 00:26:52,007 [ Crying ] I'm sorry, Jesus! I'm sorry, Jesus! 676 00:26:52,009 --> 00:26:52,940 I'm sorry, Jesus! Jesus, please take this sinful 677 00:26:52,942 --> 00:26:53,675 Jesus, please take this sinful boner away! 678 00:26:53,676 --> 00:26:55,843 Boner away! Please! 679 00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:56,777 Please! Then father Cummings won't like 680 00:26:56,779 --> 00:26:58,946 then father Cummings won't like me anymore! 681 00:26:58,948 --> 00:27:00,182 Me anymore! Please! Please! 682 00:27:00,184 --> 00:27:03,818 Please! Please! I'm sorry! 683 00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:06,221 I'm sorry! Ahh! 684 00:27:06,223 --> 00:27:08,590 Ahh! What's all this white stuff? 685 00:27:08,591 --> 00:27:11,125 What's all this white stuff? [ Gasping ] 686 00:27:11,127 --> 00:27:13,996 [ Gasping ] This must be that holy water 687 00:27:13,998 --> 00:27:14,829 this must be that holy water that father Cummings was talking 688 00:27:14,831 --> 00:27:19,233 that father Cummings was talking about. 689 00:27:19,235 --> 00:27:20,669 About. I g-- I got to go tell him! 690 00:27:20,671 --> 00:27:22,036 I g-- I got to go tell him! Don't it seem a little weird, 691 00:27:22,038 --> 00:27:22,837 don't it seem a little weird, though, they'd be selling this 692 00:27:22,839 --> 00:27:24,272 though, they'd be selling this place so cheap? 693 00:27:24,274 --> 00:27:25,006 Place so cheap? Well, maybe there's something 694 00:27:25,008 --> 00:27:26,040 well, maybe there's something wrong with it. 695 00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:27,875 Wrong with it. Nope. No. 696 00:27:27,878 --> 00:27:29,477 Nope. No. No, no, no, no, I think you're 697 00:27:29,479 --> 00:27:30,312 no, no, no, no, I think you're way off base on this one, 698 00:27:30,314 --> 00:27:32,079 way off base on this one, Millie. 699 00:27:32,081 --> 00:27:34,148 Millie. No, I -- I think the lord 700 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:36,617 no, I -- I think the lord brought us here for a reason. 701 00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:39,320 Brought us here for a reason. And this weekend will give us 702 00:27:39,322 --> 00:27:41,857 and this weekend will give us the opportunity to know the lord 703 00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:44,492 the opportunity to know the lord a little bit better and know a 704 00:27:44,494 --> 00:27:46,394 a little bit better and know a whole lot more about ourselves. 705 00:27:46,396 --> 00:27:48,095 Whole lot more about ourselves. Now, I think it's no coincidence 706 00:27:48,097 --> 00:27:52,366 now, I think it's no coincidence that fate has brought us all 707 00:27:52,369 --> 00:27:54,535 that fate has brought us all together here for a weekend 708 00:27:54,537 --> 00:27:56,270 together here for a weekend that's gonna be unforgettable, a 709 00:27:56,272 --> 00:27:58,606 that's gonna be unforgettable, a weekend that we'll be talking 710 00:27:58,608 --> 00:28:00,241 weekend that we'll be talking about the rest of our lives. 711 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,044 About the rest of our lives. I can guarantee you that. 712 00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:03,045 I can guarantee you that. Yo, amen to that, father. 713 00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:05,379 Yo, amen to that, father. [ Chuckles ] 714 00:28:05,381 --> 00:28:08,382 [ Chuckles ] Right on, brother Zeke. 715 00:28:08,385 --> 00:28:09,950 Right on, brother Zeke. Mnh. 716 00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:11,285 Mnh. [ Laughs ] 717 00:28:11,288 --> 00:28:15,122 [ Laughs ] Yeah. 718 00:28:15,124 --> 00:28:17,458 Yeah. Mnh. Well... 719 00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:25,460 Oh, this is nice. Oh, thanks. 720 00:28:29,106 --> 00:28:29,438 Oh, thanks. A girlfriend of mine made it for 721 00:28:29,439 --> 00:28:30,871 a girlfriend of mine made it for me. 722 00:28:30,873 --> 00:28:32,107 Me. All I'm saying is you should 723 00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:32,808 all I'm saying is you should think about it, all right? 724 00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:34,075 Think about it, all right? [ Laughs ] 725 00:28:34,077 --> 00:28:35,243 [ Laughs ] She made it for me. 726 00:28:35,245 --> 00:28:36,645 She made it for me. You're so pretty. 727 00:28:36,647 --> 00:28:37,411 You're so pretty. Thanks. 728 00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:38,946 Thanks. [ Chuckles nervously ] 729 00:28:38,948 --> 00:28:41,315 [ Chuckles nervously ] [ Indistinct conversation ] 730 00:28:41,317 --> 00:28:42,116 [ Indistinct conversation ] Hey, Timmy, how's that boner 731 00:28:42,118 --> 00:28:44,385 hey, Timmy, how's that boner treating you? 732 00:28:44,387 --> 00:28:46,555 Treating you? Oh, shut up, tad. 733 00:28:46,556 --> 00:28:47,221 Oh, shut up, tad. Father Cummings says it's a holy 734 00:28:47,223 --> 00:28:48,689 father Cummings says it's a holy boner. 735 00:28:48,691 --> 00:28:50,257 Boner. Oh, I bet he did. 736 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:51,425 Oh, I bet he did. [ Laughs ] 737 00:28:51,427 --> 00:28:53,961 [ Laughs ] [ Both laugh ] 738 00:28:53,963 --> 00:28:55,897 [ Both laugh ] I don't think it's safe... 739 00:28:55,898 --> 00:28:57,731 I don't think it's safe... I'm really interested in your 740 00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,568 I'm really interested in your skin and the way that it's like 741 00:28:59,570 --> 00:29:01,236 skin and the way that it's like connected to your bones and the 742 00:29:01,237 --> 00:29:01,937 connected to your bones and the moisture and the way that it 743 00:29:01,939 --> 00:29:03,137 moisture and the way that it breathes. 744 00:29:03,139 --> 00:29:03,805 Breathes. I'm just -- 745 00:29:03,807 --> 00:29:04,872 I'm just -- [ Squeals ] 746 00:29:04,874 --> 00:29:06,140 [ Squeals ] Dude, come on. 747 00:29:06,142 --> 00:29:07,475 Dude, come on. You're like a priest. 748 00:29:07,477 --> 00:29:09,243 You're like a priest. No. I'm a brother. 749 00:29:09,245 --> 00:29:10,544 No. I'm a brother. Tuskegee airman... 750 00:29:10,546 --> 00:29:12,746 Tuskegee airman... [ Sighs ] 751 00:29:12,749 --> 00:29:14,515 [ Sighs ] [ Giggles ] Tad! 752 00:29:14,517 --> 00:29:15,483 [ Giggles ] Tad! You're such a flirt. 753 00:29:15,485 --> 00:29:17,418 You're such a flirt. Come on, baby. 754 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,186 Come on, baby. Seriously, though, like -- 755 00:29:19,189 --> 00:29:20,788 seriously, though, like -- so, is everybody having a 756 00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:23,624 so, is everybody having a great time this weekend. 757 00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:25,426 Great time this weekend. [ Cheers and applause ] 758 00:29:25,428 --> 00:29:26,127 [ Cheers and applause ] Hallelujah. Hallelujah. 759 00:29:26,129 --> 00:29:28,296 Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Ah. 760 00:29:28,298 --> 00:29:30,432 Ah. I'll tell you, kids -- if this 761 00:29:30,433 --> 00:29:32,634 I'll tell you, kids -- if this weekend goes well, the church 762 00:29:32,635 --> 00:29:33,568 weekend goes well, the church may just buy this little slice 763 00:29:33,569 --> 00:29:34,869 may just buy this little slice of heaven. 764 00:29:34,871 --> 00:29:38,039 Of heaven. Oh. 765 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:40,475 Oh. [ Cheers and applause ] 766 00:29:40,477 --> 00:29:41,810 [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, I'll tell you, this weekend 767 00:29:41,812 --> 00:29:43,244 oh, I'll tell you, this weekend we're gonna have fellowship, 768 00:29:43,246 --> 00:29:43,978 we're gonna have fellowship, we're gonna have fun, and we're 769 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:45,479 we're gonna have fun, and we're gonna have -- 770 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:46,448 gonna have -- hot wieners! 771 00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:48,349 Hot wieners! [ Chuckles ] 772 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:49,984 [ Chuckles ] You're right, Timmy. 773 00:29:49,986 --> 00:29:51,585 You're right, Timmy. And there's only one kind of 774 00:29:51,587 --> 00:29:54,321 and there's only one kind of wiener you want to wrap your 775 00:29:54,323 --> 00:29:55,956 wiener you want to wrap your lips around, and that's -- 776 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:57,391 lips around, and that's -- and that's -- [ Gasps ] 777 00:29:57,393 --> 00:29:59,227 And that's -- [ Gasps ] Uh... 778 00:29:59,229 --> 00:29:59,894 Uh... That's a hot, juicy jumbo 779 00:29:59,896 --> 00:30:00,528 that's a hot, juicy jumbo wiener. 780 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:01,128 Wiener. [ Laughter ] 781 00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:01,795 [ Laughter ] Ooh. 782 00:30:01,797 --> 00:30:03,465 Ooh. Here you go, Vance. 783 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:06,368 Here you go, Vance. Pass those around. 784 00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:10,504 Pass those around. [ Sighs ] 785 00:30:10,506 --> 00:30:12,473 [ Sighs ] [ Breathes deeply ] 786 00:30:12,475 --> 00:30:14,041 [ Breathes deeply ] Was, uh, anyone else creeped 787 00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:15,409 was, uh, anyone else creeped out by that story about 788 00:30:15,412 --> 00:30:17,478 out by that story about sister Mary chopper? 789 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,280 Sister Mary chopper? Uh, it's gonna take a lot 790 00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:20,915 uh, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple toothless 791 00:30:20,917 --> 00:30:22,716 more than a couple toothless inbreds to scare me, huh? 792 00:30:22,718 --> 00:30:24,552 Inbreds to scare me, huh? Well, I got to tell you, 793 00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:26,220 well, I got to tell you, gang -- toothless inbreds -- 794 00:30:26,223 --> 00:30:27,889 gang -- toothless inbreds -- they don't take kindly to 795 00:30:27,891 --> 00:30:29,990 they don't take kindly to out-of-towners, all right? 796 00:30:29,993 --> 00:30:32,326 Out-of-towners, all right? They make up stories just to 797 00:30:32,328 --> 00:30:34,262 they make up stories just to kind of get their goat. 798 00:30:34,263 --> 00:30:36,463 Kind of get their goat. Yeah, but what about his 799 00:30:36,465 --> 00:30:38,333 yeah, but what about his brother who was all disfigured? 800 00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:39,200 Brother who was all disfigured? Yeah, that boy looked... 801 00:30:39,202 --> 00:30:40,768 Yeah, that boy looked... Uh... 802 00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:41,937 Uh... Messed up. 803 00:30:41,939 --> 00:30:43,370 Messed up. Lord, pray for him. 804 00:30:43,372 --> 00:30:45,039 Lord, pray for him. [ Sighs ] 805 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:47,174 [ Sighs ] Well, uh, I'll tell you, 806 00:30:47,176 --> 00:30:47,976 well, uh, I'll tell you, Jennifer -- he was probably born 807 00:30:47,978 --> 00:30:50,345 Jennifer -- he was probably born that way. 808 00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:52,947 That way. You know, sometimes the lord 809 00:30:52,949 --> 00:30:55,182 you know, sometimes the lord punishes us for reasons that we 810 00:30:55,185 --> 00:30:57,351 punishes us for reasons that we don't know, even at birth. 811 00:30:57,353 --> 00:31:00,222 Don't know, even at birth. But you have to know that it's 812 00:31:00,224 --> 00:31:01,822 but you have to know that it's all part of his universal plan. 813 00:31:01,824 --> 00:31:04,291 All part of his universal plan. [ Chuckles nervously ] 814 00:31:04,294 --> 00:31:04,859 [ Chuckles nervously ] Well, I, uh -- I guess that puts 815 00:31:04,861 --> 00:31:06,661 well, I, uh -- I guess that puts that to rest. 816 00:31:06,663 --> 00:31:09,597 That to rest. At any rate I wanted to let you 817 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:12,234 at any rate I wanted to let you guys know [Sighs] that I have a 818 00:31:12,236 --> 00:31:14,535 guys know [Sighs] that I have a big surprise for you. 819 00:31:14,537 --> 00:31:15,370 Big surprise for you. I wrote a special song for this 820 00:31:15,372 --> 00:31:16,804 I wrote a special song for this weekend. 821 00:31:16,806 --> 00:31:18,772 Weekend. [ Laughter ] 822 00:31:18,774 --> 00:31:23,744 [ Laughter ] Oh... 823 00:31:23,746 --> 00:31:25,647 Oh... [ Exhales heavily ] 824 00:31:25,649 --> 00:31:28,115 [ Exhales heavily ] I must say that I am inspired 825 00:31:28,117 --> 00:31:31,786 I must say that I am inspired this week. 826 00:31:31,788 --> 00:31:36,056 This week. I'm inspired by a vision, a 827 00:31:36,058 --> 00:31:39,426 I'm inspired by a vision, a vision of the world's greatest 828 00:31:39,428 --> 00:31:42,530 vision of the world's greatest god-fearing Bible camp 829 00:31:42,532 --> 00:31:44,266 god-fearing Bible camp [Chuckles] filled with boys who, 830 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:45,667 [chuckles] Filled with boys who, like their forefathers, can 831 00:31:45,669 --> 00:31:47,569 like their forefathers, can learn how to shoot a 832 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:48,535 learn how to shoot a black-powder rifle and wear a 833 00:31:48,537 --> 00:31:49,137 black-powder rifle and wear a coonskin cap 834 00:31:49,138 --> 00:31:50,237 coonskin cap great. 835 00:31:50,239 --> 00:31:52,974 Great. [ Chuckles ] 836 00:31:52,976 --> 00:31:55,243 [ Chuckles ] And girls -- the girls will 837 00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:56,911 and girls -- the girls will learn to be great homemakers and 838 00:31:56,912 --> 00:31:58,646 learn to be great homemakers and great housewives. 839 00:31:58,648 --> 00:32:00,080 Great housewives. [ Laughs ] 840 00:32:00,082 --> 00:32:03,083 [ Laughs ] Here we go. 841 00:32:03,086 --> 00:32:06,154 Here we go. ♪ as I looked down up the land 842 00:32:06,156 --> 00:32:08,956 ♪ as I looked down up the land ♪ guess what I did see 843 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:11,692 ♪ guess what I did see ♪ loads of boys becoming men 844 00:32:11,694 --> 00:32:13,862 ♪ loads of boys becoming men ♪ Jesus has the holy key 845 00:32:13,863 --> 00:32:16,163 ♪ Jesus has the holy key ♪ and all the girls will learn 846 00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:17,465 ♪ and all the girls will learn to cook and keep house for the 847 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:20,835 to cook and keep house for the clan ♪ 848 00:32:20,837 --> 00:32:22,871 clan ♪ ♪ to be a loyal ranger rat to a 849 00:32:22,873 --> 00:32:25,473 ♪ to be a loyal ranger rat to a loyal ranger man ♪ 850 00:32:25,475 --> 00:32:26,774 loyal ranger man ♪ ♪ oh, can't you see the dream 851 00:32:26,776 --> 00:32:29,244 ♪ oh, can't you see the dream is sweet? ♪ 852 00:32:29,246 --> 00:32:32,147 is sweet? ♪ ♪ really quite at hand 853 00:32:32,149 --> 00:32:35,216 ♪ really quite at hand ♪ be a boy in a coonskin cap 854 00:32:35,217 --> 00:32:36,884 ♪ be a boy in a coonskin cap ♪ become a Christian man 855 00:32:36,886 --> 00:32:37,952 ♪ become a Christian man ♪ we'll all splash round in the 856 00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:39,853 ♪ we'll all splash round in the lake all day ♪ 857 00:32:39,855 --> 00:32:41,790 lake all day ♪ ♪ yes, we'll be real good 858 00:32:41,792 --> 00:32:43,824 ♪ yes, we'll be real good swimmers ♪ 859 00:32:43,827 --> 00:32:46,093 swimmers ♪ ♪ and the girls will bless the 860 00:32:46,095 --> 00:32:47,861 ♪ and the girls will bless the dining hall with breakfast, 861 00:32:47,863 --> 00:32:50,064 dining hall with breakfast, lunch, and dinners ♪ 862 00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:50,964 lunch, and dinners ♪ ♪ oh, can't you see the dream 863 00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:52,499 ♪ oh, can't you see the dream is sweet? ♪ 864 00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:53,901 is sweet? ♪ ♪ and it couldn't be much 865 00:32:53,903 --> 00:32:55,736 ♪ and it couldn't be much keener ♪ 866 00:32:55,738 --> 00:32:56,904 keener ♪ ♪ we'll roast our dogs in the 867 00:32:56,906 --> 00:33:04,906 ♪ we'll roast our dogs in the campfire light ♪ 868 00:33:05,014 --> 00:33:06,780 campfire light ♪ ♪ everybody, grab your wiener 869 00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:08,515 ♪ everybody, grab your wiener [ Song ends ] 870 00:33:08,517 --> 00:33:10,285 [ Song ends ] [ Cheers and applause ] 871 00:33:10,287 --> 00:33:12,587 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Chuckles ] 872 00:33:12,588 --> 00:33:14,888 [ Chuckles ] [ Exhales heavily ] 873 00:33:14,890 --> 00:33:17,292 [ Exhales heavily ] Well, kids, it's been a long 874 00:33:17,293 --> 00:33:18,559 well, kids, it's been a long day, and I think I'm gonna go 875 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,662 day, and I think I'm gonna go hit the sack. 876 00:33:20,663 --> 00:33:24,798 Hit the sack. [ Moaning ] 877 00:33:24,801 --> 00:33:28,001 [ Moaning ] Our father who art in heaven, 878 00:33:28,003 --> 00:33:31,538 our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. 879 00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:36,243 Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be 880 00:33:36,245 --> 00:33:40,448 thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in 881 00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:41,850 done on earth as it is in heaven. 882 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:44,017 Heaven. [ Humming ] 883 00:33:44,019 --> 00:33:52,019 Ooh, yeah. Do you like my breasts? 884 00:33:53,963 --> 00:33:56,730 Do you like my breasts? Yes. 885 00:33:56,732 --> 00:33:57,699 Yes. Me too. 886 00:33:57,701 --> 00:34:02,570 Me too. [ Humming ] 887 00:34:02,572 --> 00:34:04,539 [ Humming ] [ Breathing heavily ] 888 00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:06,440 [ Breathing heavily ] ♪ yes, I love you, Jesus 889 00:34:06,442 --> 00:34:07,542 ♪ yes, I love you, Jesus ♪ oh, yeah 890 00:34:07,543 --> 00:34:09,977 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ yes, I love you, Jesus 891 00:34:09,979 --> 00:34:11,979 ♪ yes, I love you, Jesus [ Wolf-whistles ] 892 00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:12,980 [ Wolf-whistles ] Oh, yeah. 893 00:34:12,982 --> 00:34:13,715 Oh, yeah. That's right, Brittany. 894 00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:17,284 That's right, Brittany. Keep it up. 895 00:34:17,286 --> 00:34:18,952 Keep it up. [ Humming ] 896 00:34:18,954 --> 00:34:21,789 [ Humming ] [ Laughing ] Oh, yeah. 897 00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:22,890 [ Laughing ] Oh, yeah. Daddy like. Daddy like. 898 00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:27,094 Daddy like. Daddy like. [ Inhales sharply ] 899 00:34:27,096 --> 00:34:28,228 [ Inhales sharply ] God, I love white women. 900 00:34:28,231 --> 00:34:29,296 God, I love white women. Oh! 901 00:34:29,298 --> 00:34:30,698 Oh! Father Cummings. 902 00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:32,099 Father Cummings. [ Chuckles nervously ] 903 00:34:32,101 --> 00:34:32,666 [ Chuckles nervously ] You scared me there for a 904 00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:34,334 you scared me there for a second. 905 00:34:34,336 --> 00:34:36,004 Second. I was just, uh, making sure all 906 00:34:36,006 --> 00:34:36,470 I was just, uh, making sure all the campers were getting to bed 907 00:34:36,473 --> 00:34:38,272 the campers were getting to bed okay. 908 00:34:38,275 --> 00:34:41,241 Okay. I know exactly what you were 909 00:34:41,243 --> 00:34:43,945 I know exactly what you were doing, brother Zeke. 910 00:34:43,947 --> 00:34:46,947 Doing, brother Zeke. Uh...I'm sorry, father. 911 00:34:46,949 --> 00:34:50,818 Uh...I'm sorry, father. I promise I will never get 912 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:52,319 I promise I will never get caught doing that again. 913 00:34:52,321 --> 00:34:53,420 Caught doing that again. Oh, you don't need to 914 00:34:53,422 --> 00:34:55,156 oh, you don't need to apologize to me. 915 00:34:55,158 --> 00:34:55,756 Apologize to me. You need to apologize to the 916 00:34:55,758 --> 00:34:57,358 you need to apologize to the lord. 917 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,026 Lord. He's the only who forgives 918 00:34:59,028 --> 00:35:01,862 he's the only who forgives around here. 919 00:35:01,864 --> 00:35:03,831 Around here. Yes, father. 920 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,666 Yes, father. But look on the bright side. 921 00:35:05,669 --> 00:35:11,305 But look on the bright side. At least I didn't catch you 922 00:35:11,307 --> 00:35:12,974 at least I didn't catch you spying on the boys undressing. 923 00:35:12,976 --> 00:35:15,876 Spying on the boys undressing. [ Laughs ] 924 00:35:15,879 --> 00:35:17,544 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] 925 00:35:17,546 --> 00:35:20,448 [ Laughs ] Okay. 926 00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:21,982 Okay. [ Both laughing ] 927 00:35:21,984 --> 00:35:29,624 [ Both laughing ] Mm. 928 00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:30,290 Mm. Yeah. Now hand it over. 929 00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:33,026 Yeah. Now hand it over. [ Sniffs ] 930 00:35:33,028 --> 00:35:35,729 [ Sniffs ] Oh, brother Zeke. 931 00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:37,598 Oh, brother Zeke. The wages of sin -- death. 932 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,733 The wages of sin -- death. Both: Romans 6:23. 933 00:35:39,735 --> 00:35:41,402 Both: Romans 6:23. Mm. 934 00:35:41,404 --> 00:35:43,204 Mm. Now go to bed. 935 00:35:43,206 --> 00:35:47,741 Now go to bed. We have a big day tomorrow. 936 00:35:47,744 --> 00:35:51,245 We have a big day tomorrow. [ Crickets chirping ] 937 00:35:51,247 --> 00:35:54,314 [ Crickets chirping ] White devil. 938 00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:59,186 White devil. [ Thunder rumbling ] 939 00:35:59,188 --> 00:36:01,855 [ Thunder rumbling ] [ Moaning ] 940 00:36:01,857 --> 00:36:05,727 [ Moaning ] You're gonna die... 941 00:36:05,729 --> 00:36:07,127 You're gonna die... [ Gasping ] 942 00:36:07,129 --> 00:36:08,796 [ Gasping ] [ Whimpering ] 943 00:36:08,797 --> 00:36:11,398 [ Whimpering ] [ Laughs evilly ] 944 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:17,004 [ Laughs evilly ] The tallywackers, dummy! 945 00:36:17,006 --> 00:36:19,673 The tallywackers, dummy! [ Laughs maniacally ] 946 00:36:19,675 --> 00:36:27,675 [ Gasps ] [ Breathing heavily ] 947 00:36:41,698 --> 00:36:49,698 Rise and shine, Bible campers. It's exactly 6:00 A.M. at the 948 00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:03,717 it's exactly 6:00 A.M. at the happy day Bible camp, and time's 949 00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,420 happy day Bible camp, and time's a-wasting. 950 00:37:06,423 --> 00:37:08,755 A-wasting. We have a full day of swimming, 951 00:37:08,758 --> 00:37:11,325 we have a full day of swimming, nature walks, and, yes, our 952 00:37:11,327 --> 00:37:12,060 nature walks, and, yes, our famous trivia game, the Bible 953 00:37:12,062 --> 00:37:15,462 famous trivia game, the Bible bowl! 954 00:37:15,464 --> 00:37:17,332 Bowl! [ Buzzer ] 955 00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:20,801 [ Buzzer ] Oh! Oh, gosh! 956 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,803 Oh! Oh, gosh! The Bible bowl! 957 00:37:22,806 --> 00:37:23,704 The Bible bowl! I better hurry up and get to 958 00:37:23,706 --> 00:37:25,672 I better hurry up and get to breakfast. 959 00:37:25,674 --> 00:37:27,842 Breakfast. If there's one thing I like 960 00:37:27,844 --> 00:37:30,877 if there's one thing I like better than hot, juicy wieners, 961 00:37:30,879 --> 00:37:38,819 hey, be careful, Timmy, before you get another Bible 962 00:37:38,822 --> 00:37:40,120 before you get another Bible boner. 963 00:37:40,122 --> 00:37:42,156 Boner. [ Laughs ] 964 00:37:42,157 --> 00:37:44,391 [ Laughs ] Ha ha, tad. 965 00:37:44,394 --> 00:37:45,126 Ha ha, tad. Hey, Vance, did you hear what 966 00:37:45,127 --> 00:37:46,727 hey, Vance, did you hear what I said? 967 00:37:46,729 --> 00:37:48,128 I said? Yeah, I heard you. 968 00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:53,166 Yeah, I heard you. [ Sighs ] 969 00:37:53,168 --> 00:37:55,035 [ Sighs ] Rise and shine, boss. 970 00:37:55,037 --> 00:37:57,104 Rise and shine, boss. [ Groans ] ...This... 971 00:37:57,107 --> 00:38:05,107 [ Laughing evilly ] I pray to almighty god... 972 00:38:23,766 --> 00:38:28,168 I pray to almighty god... And to you, my brothers and 973 00:38:28,170 --> 00:38:32,305 and to you, my brothers and sisters that I have sinner in my 974 00:38:32,307 --> 00:38:35,043 sisters that I have sinner in my words, in my thoughts, in my 975 00:38:35,044 --> 00:38:37,411 words, in my thoughts, in my thoughts, and -- and -- and in 976 00:38:37,413 --> 00:38:38,578 thoughts, and -- and -- and in my actions, and in what I failed 977 00:38:38,581 --> 00:38:41,048 my actions, and in what I failed to act. 978 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:43,650 To act. And -- and I ask you, blessed 979 00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:46,053 and -- and I ask you, blessed Mary, oh, blessed Mary, and the 980 00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:48,722 Mary, oh, blessed Mary, and the holy womb and the blood that 981 00:38:48,724 --> 00:38:50,757 holy womb and the blood that flows from the holy womb -- I'll 982 00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:54,262 flows from the holy womb -- I'll ask you to pray for me. 983 00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:56,630 Ask you to pray for me. [ Laughing ] Pray for me now and 984 00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:58,298 [ laughing ] Pray for me now and at the hour of my death! 985 00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,366 At the hour of my death! All right, campers! 986 00:38:59,369 --> 00:39:01,735 All right, campers! [ Cheers and applause ] 987 00:39:01,738 --> 00:39:02,904 [ Cheers and applause ] Yay! Father! 988 00:39:02,906 --> 00:39:04,504 Yay! Father! Ow! 989 00:39:04,506 --> 00:39:05,973 Ow! This is definitely gonna be 990 00:39:05,974 --> 00:39:06,573 this is definitely gonna be one of the highlights of our 991 00:39:06,576 --> 00:39:08,041 one of the highlights of our weekend. 992 00:39:08,043 --> 00:39:09,576 Weekend. Brother Zeke and I have put 993 00:39:09,579 --> 00:39:10,978 brother Zeke and I have put together some biblical trivia 994 00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:11,878 together some biblical trivia questions for our friendly 995 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,680 questions for our friendly little contest. 996 00:39:13,682 --> 00:39:15,482 Little contest. And this should prove beyond a 997 00:39:15,484 --> 00:39:16,917 and this should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt which one of 998 00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:18,251 shadow of a doubt which one of you campers is the best 999 00:39:18,253 --> 00:39:19,186 you campers is the best Christian here today. 1000 00:39:19,188 --> 00:39:19,886 Christian here today. Huh? 1001 00:39:19,888 --> 00:39:22,457 Huh? All right! 1002 00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:23,958 All right! [ Cheers and applause ] 1003 00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:26,460 [ Cheers and applause ] Father! 1004 00:39:26,462 --> 00:39:28,662 Father! And the winner of the contest 1005 00:39:28,664 --> 00:39:31,064 and the winner of the contest will receive this beautiful, 1006 00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:33,467 will receive this beautiful, brand-new, good news Bible from 1007 00:39:33,469 --> 00:39:39,039 brand-new, good news Bible from the St. Judas church [Chuckles] 1008 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:39,941 The St. Judas church [Chuckles] with a personal inscription by 1009 00:39:39,943 --> 00:39:41,742 with a personal inscription by yours truly. 1010 00:39:41,745 --> 00:39:43,210 Yours truly. Huh? Okay. 1011 00:39:43,212 --> 00:39:44,211 Huh? Okay. All right, campers, are you 1012 00:39:44,213 --> 00:39:45,112 all right, campers, are you ready? 1013 00:39:45,114 --> 00:39:45,879 Ready? Yeah! 1014 00:39:45,881 --> 00:39:47,882 Yeah! [ Applause ] 1015 00:39:47,884 --> 00:39:48,949 [ Applause ] Yeah! Father! 1016 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,751 Yeah! Father! Ow! 1017 00:39:50,753 --> 00:39:54,121 Ow! Are you ready? 1018 00:39:54,123 --> 00:39:57,023 Are you ready? Here's the first question -- 1019 00:39:57,025 --> 00:39:57,758 here's the first question -- what is the eighth commandment? 1020 00:39:57,761 --> 00:39:58,925 What is the eighth commandment? Oh. 1021 00:39:58,927 --> 00:40:01,628 Oh. Yeah, Vance? 1022 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:02,497 Yeah, Vance? "Thou shalt not kill." 1023 00:40:02,498 --> 00:40:03,930 "Thou shalt not kill." No. 1024 00:40:03,932 --> 00:40:05,799 No. Uh, Timmy? 1025 00:40:05,801 --> 00:40:07,768 Uh, Timmy? According to the king James 1026 00:40:07,770 --> 00:40:09,937 according to the king James version of the Bible, it's "thou 1027 00:40:09,939 --> 00:40:12,105 version of the Bible, it's "thou shalt not steal." 1028 00:40:12,107 --> 00:40:13,740 Shalt not steal." Right, as usual, Timmy. 1029 00:40:13,742 --> 00:40:15,408 Right, as usual, Timmy. [ Chuckles ] 1030 00:40:15,410 --> 00:40:17,078 [ Chuckles ] Okay. 1031 00:40:17,079 --> 00:40:17,677 Okay. Oh, chalk up Timmy for one 1032 00:40:17,679 --> 00:40:19,546 oh, chalk up Timmy for one there. 1033 00:40:19,548 --> 00:40:21,249 There. But wasn't Jesus the prince 1034 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:22,949 but wasn't Jesus the prince of thieves? 1035 00:40:22,951 --> 00:40:25,118 Of thieves? No. Uh, no. 1036 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,920 No. Uh, no. Uh, the next question -- now, 1037 00:40:26,922 --> 00:40:28,456 uh, the next question -- now, everybody, you're gonna have to 1038 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,223 everybody, you're gonna have to catch up with Timmy 'cause 1039 00:40:30,225 --> 00:40:30,724 catch up with Timmy 'cause obviously he's launched ahead, 1040 00:40:30,727 --> 00:40:32,559 obviously he's launched ahead, okay? 1041 00:40:32,561 --> 00:40:34,995 Okay? So, see if you can get this one. 1042 00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:35,929 So, see if you can get this one. Who was the first son of Adam 1043 00:40:35,932 --> 00:40:36,596 who was the first son of Adam and Eve? 1044 00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:37,165 And Eve? Paul! 1045 00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:38,398 Paul! No. 1046 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,032 No. Uh, Jason? 1047 00:40:39,034 --> 00:40:40,033 Uh, Jason? Uh, no. 1048 00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:40,500 Uh, no. Joseph. 1049 00:40:40,502 --> 00:40:41,067 Joseph. No! 1050 00:40:41,069 --> 00:40:42,102 No! Jesus! 1051 00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:44,905 Jesus! Wrong again. 1052 00:40:44,907 --> 00:40:46,207 Wrong again. Timmy? 1053 00:40:46,209 --> 00:40:48,408 Timmy? Cain. 1054 00:40:48,411 --> 00:40:52,546 Cain. [ Chuckling ] That's right. 1055 00:40:52,549 --> 00:40:54,347 [ Chuckling ] That's right. Oh, chalk him up for another. 1056 00:40:54,349 --> 00:40:56,116 Oh, chalk him up for another. Ow. 1057 00:40:56,118 --> 00:40:57,951 Ow. [ Clears throat ] 1058 00:40:57,953 --> 00:40:59,986 [ Clears throat ] Okay, question number three. 1059 00:40:59,988 --> 00:41:00,921 Okay, question number three. Now, everybody, try really hard 1060 00:41:00,923 --> 00:41:03,023 now, everybody, try really hard on this one. 1061 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:07,460 On this one. You got to catch up, okay? 1062 00:41:07,463 --> 00:41:09,095 You got to catch up, okay? What happens to those who don't 1063 00:41:09,097 --> 00:41:11,198 what happens to those who don't ask forgiveness before they die? 1064 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:15,702 Ask forgiveness before they die? Together: They go to hell! 1065 00:41:15,705 --> 00:41:17,103 Together: They go to hell! [ Laughter ] 1066 00:41:17,105 --> 00:41:18,672 [ Laughter ] You got me on that one. 1067 00:41:18,674 --> 00:41:19,306 You got me on that one. That was a give-away, wasn't it, 1068 00:41:19,308 --> 00:41:21,875 that was a give-away, wasn't it, brother Zeke? 1069 00:41:21,877 --> 00:41:23,109 Brother Zeke? Give everybody one. 1070 00:41:23,111 --> 00:41:24,345 Give everybody one. Excellent. 1071 00:41:24,347 --> 00:41:26,480 Excellent. Well, what if Hitler asked 1072 00:41:26,481 --> 00:41:28,815 well, what if Hitler asked for forgiveness before he died? 1073 00:41:28,818 --> 00:41:30,817 For forgiveness before he died? Well, then I suppose he's in 1074 00:41:30,819 --> 00:41:32,185 well, then I suppose he's in heaven, isn't he? 1075 00:41:32,188 --> 00:41:33,486 Heaven, isn't he? Next. 1076 00:41:33,488 --> 00:41:35,856 Next. [ Clears throat ] 1077 00:41:35,858 --> 00:41:38,592 [ Clears throat ] Okay, uh, next question -- 1078 00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:40,961 okay, uh, next question -- according to the good book, who 1079 00:41:40,963 --> 00:41:41,795 according to the good book, who is responsible for killing 1080 00:41:41,797 --> 00:41:43,330 is responsible for killing Jesus? 1081 00:41:43,332 --> 00:41:44,497 Jesus? Let's give this to somebody who 1082 00:41:44,499 --> 00:41:46,466 let's give this to somebody who doesn't have a chance. 1083 00:41:46,468 --> 00:41:47,634 Doesn't have a chance. Yeah, yeah, to the bimbo. 1084 00:41:47,636 --> 00:41:50,237 Yeah, yeah, to the bimbo. Uh, Brittany! 1085 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:51,104 Uh, Brittany! Uh...The, um... 1086 00:41:51,107 --> 00:41:51,973 Uh...The, um... Yeah, the -- 1087 00:41:51,975 --> 00:41:52,939 yeah, the -- the -- the -- 1088 00:41:52,941 --> 00:41:54,007 the -- the -- you know... 1089 00:41:54,010 --> 00:41:56,576 You know... Right, the... 1090 00:41:56,578 --> 00:41:57,110 Right, the... Yeah, uh-huh, the, uh... 1091 00:41:57,112 --> 00:41:59,079 Yeah, uh-huh, the, uh... Yeah. 1092 00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:00,981 Yeah. Um... 1093 00:42:00,983 --> 00:42:02,183 Um... Get -- yeah. Yeah. 1094 00:42:02,185 --> 00:42:03,016 Get -- yeah. Yeah. The Jews! 1095 00:42:03,018 --> 00:42:04,885 The Jews! Oh! 1096 00:42:04,887 --> 00:42:05,819 Oh! Excellent job, Brittany, very, 1097 00:42:05,821 --> 00:42:07,320 excellent job, Brittany, very, very good. 1098 00:42:07,322 --> 00:42:08,955 Very good. Timmy, I think you may have some 1099 00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:10,924 Timmy, I think you may have some competition over here. 1100 00:42:10,926 --> 00:42:12,359 Competition over here. Um -- [ Chuckles ] All right. 1101 00:42:12,361 --> 00:42:13,760 Um -- [ Chuckles ] All right. But what about -- what about 1102 00:42:13,762 --> 00:42:16,830 but what about -- what about all the -- all the murders that 1103 00:42:16,832 --> 00:42:18,465 all the -- all the murders that happened in the name of Christ? 1104 00:42:18,467 --> 00:42:22,770 Happened in the name of Christ? I don't know. 1105 00:42:22,771 --> 00:42:27,507 I don't know. Uh, diplomatic immunity? 1106 00:42:27,509 --> 00:42:30,710 Uh, diplomatic immunity? Okay, the next question is -- 1107 00:42:30,712 --> 00:42:32,413 okay, the next question is -- what does god do to women 1108 00:42:32,414 --> 00:42:34,381 what does god do to women who have abortions? 1109 00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:35,916 Who have abortions? They burn in hell. 1110 00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:38,619 They burn in hell. Sorry, Jennifer. 1111 00:42:38,621 --> 00:42:39,853 Sorry, Jennifer. Very good, Vance, very good. 1112 00:42:39,856 --> 00:42:40,988 Very good, Vance, very good. [ Chuckles ] 1113 00:42:40,989 --> 00:42:42,188 [ Chuckles ] Well, what if god was a 1114 00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:43,958 well, what if god was a woman? 1115 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,258 Woman? What if god's grandfather raped 1116 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:45,959 what if god's grandfather raped her when he was 12? 1117 00:42:45,961 --> 00:42:48,195 Her when he was 12? Rape? 1118 00:42:48,196 --> 00:42:49,896 Rape? Don't be silly, Jennifer. 1119 00:42:49,898 --> 00:42:51,298 Don't be silly, Jennifer. Everyone knows god's a man. 1120 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,599 Everyone knows god's a man. And -- and he was probably 1121 00:42:52,601 --> 00:42:53,935 and -- and he was probably wearing something like real 1122 00:42:53,936 --> 00:42:54,701 wearing something like real skimpy and flirting and like 1123 00:42:54,704 --> 00:42:56,236 skimpy and flirting and like asking for it. 1124 00:42:56,238 --> 00:42:57,337 Asking for it. You're right, Jimmy, and god 1125 00:42:57,339 --> 00:42:57,737 you're right, Jimmy, and god doesn't have a grandfather, 1126 00:42:57,739 --> 00:42:58,538 doesn't have a grandfather, anyway. 1127 00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:00,240 Anyway. That's ridiculous. 1128 00:43:00,242 --> 00:43:00,941 That's ridiculous. Now, let's not be ridiculous, 1129 00:43:00,943 --> 00:43:02,710 now, let's not be ridiculous, Jennifer. 1130 00:43:02,711 --> 00:43:04,411 Jennifer. Besides, you're scaring Timmy, 1131 00:43:04,413 --> 00:43:08,916 besides, you're scaring Timmy, okay? 1132 00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:11,618 Okay? Now, this should be an easy one. 1133 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,688 Now, this should be an easy one. What happens to homosexuals? 1134 00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:16,223 What happens to homosexuals? They become priests. 1135 00:43:16,224 --> 00:43:17,757 They become priests. [ Laughs ] 1136 00:43:17,759 --> 00:43:18,458 [ Laughs ] [ Gasps ] 1137 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,393 [ Gasps ] Mm. 1138 00:43:20,395 --> 00:43:22,730 Mm. [ The smoking vaginas' "get up" 1139 00:43:22,731 --> 00:43:30,731 ♪ get up whoo! 1140 00:43:36,846 --> 00:43:38,244 Whoo! ♪ get up, get up 1141 00:43:38,246 --> 00:43:41,649 ♪ get up, get up yeah! 1142 00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:45,418 Yeah! ♪ get up, get up 1143 00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,020 ♪ get up, get up ♪ get up, get up 1144 00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:49,789 ♪ get up, get up ♪ I came here to pray 1145 00:43:49,791 --> 00:43:52,058 ♪ I came here to pray ♪ now I'm ready to play 1146 00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:54,595 ♪ now I'm ready to play yeah! Yeah! 1147 00:43:54,597 --> 00:43:55,495 Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! 1148 00:43:55,497 --> 00:43:59,833 Whoo! ♪ always played by the 1149 00:43:59,835 --> 00:44:01,067 ♪ always played by the rules ♪ 1150 00:44:01,069 --> 00:44:01,568 rules ♪ ♪ I think you're kind of 1151 00:44:01,571 --> 00:44:06,841 ♪ I think you're kind of cute ♪ 1152 00:44:06,843 --> 00:44:08,241 cute ♪ ♪ what you think we should do? 1153 00:44:08,244 --> 00:44:12,379 ♪ what you think we should do? ♪ these clothes are really 1154 00:44:12,381 --> 00:44:14,381 ♪ these clothes are really hot and, girl, so are you ♪ 1155 00:44:14,384 --> 00:44:15,915 hot and, girl, so are you ♪ whoop! 1156 00:44:15,917 --> 00:44:17,717 Whoop! ♪ no one's here to tell us 1157 00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,119 ♪ no one's here to tell us what's wrong or right ♪ 1158 00:44:19,121 --> 00:44:21,288 what's wrong or right ♪ ♪ I've been held up all my 1159 00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:23,223 ♪ I've been held up all my life, and now I'm ready, ready ♪ 1160 00:44:23,225 --> 00:44:25,059 life, and now I'm ready, ready ♪ [ Chuckles ] Whoo! 1161 00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:28,395 [ Chuckles ] Whoo! There's no skinny-dipping! 1162 00:44:28,397 --> 00:44:31,799 There's no skinny-dipping! ♪ get up, get up 1163 00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:34,034 ♪ get up, get up ♪ get up, get up 1164 00:44:34,036 --> 00:44:35,702 ♪ get up, get up ♪ get up, get up 1165 00:44:35,704 --> 00:44:38,239 ♪ get up, get up [ Camera shutter clicks ] 1166 00:44:38,241 --> 00:44:43,443 [ Camera shutter clicks ] ♪ mommy and daddy aren't here 1167 00:44:43,445 --> 00:44:44,577 ♪ mommy and daddy aren't here to please ♪ 1168 00:44:44,579 --> 00:44:46,414 to please ♪ I don't like this! 1169 00:44:46,415 --> 00:44:47,881 I don't like this! This is not appropriate! 1170 00:44:47,884 --> 00:44:49,215 This is not appropriate! It's not appropriate? 1171 00:44:49,218 --> 00:44:50,683 It's not appropriate? This is very appropriate. 1172 00:44:50,685 --> 00:44:51,951 This is very appropriate. [ Crying ] No, it isn't. 1173 00:44:51,953 --> 00:44:53,219 [ Crying ] No, it isn't. ♪ baby, come over here ♪ 1174 00:44:53,222 --> 00:44:57,690 ♪ baby, come over here ♪ I'm tired of playing the 1175 00:44:57,692 --> 00:44:59,259 I'm tired of playing the dork ♪ 1176 00:44:59,262 --> 00:45:00,593 dork ♪ ♪ I'll take all that you got 1177 00:45:00,595 --> 00:45:04,964 ♪ I'll take all that you got and then I'll give you some 1178 00:45:04,966 --> 00:45:06,599 and then I'll give you some more ♪ 1179 00:45:06,601 --> 00:45:08,501 more ♪ ♪ no one's here to tell us 1180 00:45:08,503 --> 00:45:09,903 ♪ no one's here to tell us what's wrong or right ♪ 1181 00:45:09,905 --> 00:45:12,338 what's wrong or right ♪ ♪ I've been held up all my 1182 00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:15,708 ♪ I've been held up all my life, and now I'm ready, ready ♪ 1183 00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:19,279 life, and now I'm ready, ready ♪ ♪ get up, get up 1184 00:45:19,282 --> 00:45:20,413 ♪ get up, get up ♪ get up, get up 1185 00:45:20,415 --> 00:45:22,817 ♪ get up, get up ♪ get up, get up 1186 00:45:22,819 --> 00:45:24,050 ♪ get up, get up yeah! 1187 00:45:24,052 --> 00:45:26,152 Yeah! ♪ get up, get up 1188 00:45:26,154 --> 00:45:34,154 [ birds chirping ] 1189 00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:44,905 You know, uh, you really ought to consider becoming a 1190 00:45:44,906 --> 00:45:45,739 ought to consider becoming a father someday, brother Zeke. 1191 00:45:45,741 --> 00:45:47,140 Father someday, brother Zeke. [ Whimsical music plays ] 1192 00:45:47,142 --> 00:45:48,441 [ Whimsical music plays ] Uh-huh. 1193 00:45:48,443 --> 00:45:50,543 Uh-huh. [ Chuckles ] 1194 00:45:50,545 --> 00:45:51,444 [ Chuckles ] Wouldn't that be something? 1195 00:45:51,446 --> 00:45:54,148 Wouldn't that be something? [ Sighs ] 1196 00:45:54,149 --> 00:45:55,583 [ Sighs ] Cool. 1197 00:45:55,584 --> 00:45:58,585 Cool. [ Sighs ] 1198 00:45:58,587 --> 00:46:01,421 [ Sighs ] Look at this scenery. 1199 00:46:01,423 --> 00:46:03,156 Look at this scenery. Whew. 1200 00:46:03,159 --> 00:46:06,759 Whew. Only god could have created 1201 00:46:06,761 --> 00:46:08,762 only god could have created something as beautiful as this. 1202 00:46:08,763 --> 00:46:16,763 [ Music fades ] So, what's next? 1203 00:46:16,938 --> 00:46:19,172 So, what's next? Trust exercises? 1204 00:46:19,175 --> 00:46:20,974 Trust exercises? [ Chuckling ] No. 1205 00:46:20,976 --> 00:46:25,411 [ Chuckling ] No. I guess father Cummings has a, 1206 00:46:25,413 --> 00:46:28,581 I guess father Cummings has a, uh, nature walk planned. 1207 00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:29,449 Uh, nature walk planned. [ Sarcastically ] Rad. 1208 00:46:29,451 --> 00:46:30,917 [ Sarcastically ] Rad. Don't worry. 1209 00:46:30,919 --> 00:46:33,419 Don't worry. You could, uh, always pair up 1210 00:46:33,421 --> 00:46:35,054 you could, uh, always pair up with me. 1211 00:46:35,056 --> 00:46:38,691 With me. Cool. 1212 00:46:38,693 --> 00:46:41,095 Cool. I'd like that. 1213 00:46:41,096 --> 00:46:42,595 I'd like that. So, I guess... 1214 00:46:42,597 --> 00:46:44,964 So, I guess... You're not really having a good 1215 00:46:44,966 --> 00:46:46,166 you're not really having a good time up here. 1216 00:46:46,168 --> 00:46:48,501 Time up here. It's not that. 1217 00:46:48,503 --> 00:46:50,069 It's not that. It's just... 1218 00:46:50,071 --> 00:46:51,571 It's just... For a place that's supposed to 1219 00:46:51,573 --> 00:46:54,340 for a place that's supposed to be for everyone, kind of feel 1220 00:46:54,343 --> 00:46:58,344 be for everyone, kind of feel like a loner, you know? 1221 00:46:58,347 --> 00:47:01,447 Like a loner, you know? You shouldn't. 1222 00:47:01,449 --> 00:47:05,218 You shouldn't. Do you want to talk about it? 1223 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:06,520 Do you want to talk about it? No. It's kind of complicated. 1224 00:47:06,522 --> 00:47:09,622 No. It's kind of complicated. Thanks, though. 1225 00:47:09,624 --> 00:47:10,156 Thanks, though. [ Chuckles ] 1226 00:47:10,158 --> 00:47:10,890 [ Chuckles ] 2... 1227 00:47:10,892 --> 00:47:11,859 2... And... 1228 00:47:11,861 --> 00:47:12,859 And... ...And 3... 1229 00:47:12,861 --> 00:47:13,927 ...and 3... ...They... 1230 00:47:13,929 --> 00:47:15,728 ...they... ...And Jesus -- 1231 00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:17,163 ...and Jesus -- ooh! And 4... 1232 00:47:17,165 --> 00:47:18,398 Ooh! And 4... And 5... 1233 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,365 And 5... [ Camera shutter clicks ] 1234 00:47:19,367 --> 00:47:21,202 [ Camera shutter clicks ] ...And 9... 1235 00:47:21,203 --> 00:47:22,035 ...and 9... And 10. 1236 00:47:22,037 --> 00:47:23,470 And 10. [ Breathing heavily ] 1237 00:47:23,471 --> 00:47:24,037 [ Breathing heavily ] What the heck? 1238 00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:24,537 What the heck? Stop it! 1239 00:47:24,539 --> 00:47:25,238 Stop it! Ugh. 1240 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,439 Ugh. Pervert. 1241 00:47:26,441 --> 00:47:27,273 Pervert. Oh. Uh... 1242 00:47:27,275 --> 00:47:29,443 Oh. Uh... Ooh! 1243 00:47:29,445 --> 00:47:30,643 Ooh! And Jesus... 1244 00:47:30,645 --> 00:47:34,581 And Jesus... And 2... 1245 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,716 And 2... Uh, uh, uh, uh... 1246 00:47:36,718 --> 00:47:38,184 Uh, uh, uh, uh... Uh, Bambi. 1247 00:47:38,186 --> 00:47:39,752 Uh, Bambi. [ Suspenseful music plays ] 1248 00:47:39,754 --> 00:47:41,821 [ Suspenseful music plays ] In the name of the father, 1249 00:47:41,823 --> 00:47:43,122 in the name of the father, and of the son, and of the 1250 00:47:43,124 --> 00:47:46,926 and of the son, and of the holy spirit. 1251 00:47:46,928 --> 00:47:48,561 Holy spirit. Oh, Jesus, I know I've been such 1252 00:47:48,563 --> 00:47:50,964 oh, Jesus, I know I've been such a bad girl. 1253 00:47:50,967 --> 00:47:53,534 A bad girl. [ Crying ] 1254 00:47:53,536 --> 00:47:55,868 [ Crying ] But I promise, after today, I'm 1255 00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:58,238 but I promise, after today, I'm gonna -- I'm gonna get -- I 1256 00:47:58,241 --> 00:47:59,839 gonna -- I'm gonna get -- I promise, I'm gonna do better. 1257 00:47:59,841 --> 00:48:01,709 Promise, I'm gonna do better. I'm gonna get all those 1258 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:02,442 I'm gonna get all those sinners -- all of them -- I 1259 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:04,344 sinners -- all of them -- I promise. 1260 00:48:04,346 --> 00:48:05,211 Promise. They don't know how much you 1261 00:48:05,213 --> 00:48:07,180 they don't know how much you love them. 1262 00:48:07,182 --> 00:48:09,115 Love them. And really, I swear, they're 1263 00:48:09,117 --> 00:48:11,218 and really, I swear, they're gonna know how much you love 1264 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:12,686 gonna know how much you love them, because you love them as 1265 00:48:12,688 --> 00:48:14,687 them, because you love them as much as you love me! 1266 00:48:14,689 --> 00:48:15,756 Much as you love me! [ Laughing evilly ] 1267 00:48:15,758 --> 00:48:17,257 [ Laughing evilly ] I love you. 1268 00:48:17,259 --> 00:48:18,625 I love you. I love you, Jesus. 1269 00:48:18,627 --> 00:48:20,059 I love you, Jesus. I love you. 1270 00:48:20,062 --> 00:48:22,263 I love you. [ Laughing evilly ] 1271 00:48:22,265 --> 00:48:24,932 [ Laughing evilly ] [ Wails ] 1272 00:48:24,934 --> 00:48:27,001 [ Wails ] [ Music fades ] 1273 00:48:27,002 --> 00:48:35,002 ♪ frozen time, frozen... I wonder how those dumb... 1274 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,980 I wonder how those dumb... Camping preachers are doing. 1275 00:48:40,982 --> 00:48:43,516 Camping preachers are doing. Aw...They're doing nothing 1276 00:48:43,518 --> 00:48:45,586 aw...They're doing nothing dying, if sister Mary chopper 1277 00:48:45,587 --> 00:48:46,552 decides to make an encore. [ Laughing ] 1278 00:48:46,554 --> 00:48:48,388 [ Laughing ] [ Chalk screeching on board ] 1279 00:48:48,390 --> 00:48:48,988 [ Chalk screeching on board ] Oh! 1280 00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:49,622 Oh! Aah! 1281 00:48:49,624 --> 00:48:51,891 Aah! ...Dwayne! 1282 00:48:51,893 --> 00:48:53,393 ...Dwayne! Aah! 1283 00:48:53,395 --> 00:48:58,598 Aah! I hate when he talks! 1284 00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:00,267 I hate when he talks! Oh! Aah! 1285 00:49:00,269 --> 00:49:04,837 Oh! Aah! Come on, come on. 1286 00:49:04,839 --> 00:49:07,273 Come on, come on. Oh. Oh. Oh. 1287 00:49:07,275 --> 00:49:08,408 Oh. Oh. Oh. [ Breathing heavily ] 1288 00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:11,678 [ Breathing heavily ] Oh! 1289 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,980 Oh! G-glo-- glo-- 1290 00:49:13,982 --> 00:49:15,048 g-glo-- glo-- oh...No. 1291 00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:16,249 Oh...No. You ain't going to that camp. 1292 00:49:16,251 --> 00:49:17,250 You ain't going to that camp. You hear me? 1293 00:49:17,252 --> 00:49:18,319 You hear me? We warned them. 1294 00:49:18,321 --> 00:49:22,722 We warned them. We did our best. 1295 00:49:22,725 --> 00:49:25,024 We did our best. That's all we can do. 1296 00:49:25,026 --> 00:49:27,027 That's all we can do. And quit wasting peanuts. 1297 00:49:27,029 --> 00:49:35,029 ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ that I know 1298 00:49:38,039 --> 00:49:41,542 ♪ that I know ♪ for the Bible tells me so 1299 00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:43,343 ♪ for the Bible tells me so ♪ if we're good and say our 1300 00:49:43,346 --> 00:49:45,479 ♪ if we're good and say our prayers ♪ 1301 00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:48,247 prayers ♪ [ Laughing ] ♪ then we know 1302 00:49:48,249 --> 00:49:50,283 [ laughing ] ♪ then we know that Jesus cares ♪ 1303 00:49:50,285 --> 00:49:52,118 that Jesus cares ♪ ♪ Jesus loves me 1304 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,888 ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ that I know 1305 00:49:55,890 --> 00:49:58,825 ♪ that I know ♪ for the Bible tells me so 1306 00:49:58,827 --> 00:49:59,959 ♪ for the Bible tells me so ♪ if we're good and say our 1307 00:49:59,961 --> 00:50:02,128 ♪ if we're good and say our prayers ♪ 1308 00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:04,097 prayers ♪ then we know that Jesus cares. 1309 00:50:04,099 --> 00:50:05,332 Then we know that Jesus cares. Jesus loves you. 1310 00:50:05,334 --> 00:50:07,200 Jesus loves you. I love you. 1311 00:50:07,202 --> 00:50:09,302 I love you. [ Laughing ] 1312 00:50:09,304 --> 00:50:11,270 [ Laughing ] ♪ I love you 1313 00:50:11,272 --> 00:50:13,340 ♪ I love you ♪ Jesus loves me 1314 00:50:13,342 --> 00:50:15,542 ♪ Jesus loves me [ Laughing ] ♪ we are a happy 1315 00:50:15,544 --> 00:50:17,944 [ laughing ] ♪ we are a happy family ♪ 1316 00:50:17,946 --> 00:50:20,113 family ♪ [ Dramatic music plays ] 1317 00:50:20,115 --> 00:50:28,115 [ Dog barking in distance ] Oh, Millie, um, i-i had a 1318 00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:30,790 oh, Millie, um, i-i had a question. 1319 00:50:30,792 --> 00:50:31,392 Question. I was wondering if you could 1320 00:50:31,394 --> 00:50:32,325 I was wondering if you could just... 1321 00:50:32,328 --> 00:50:33,693 Just... [ Pats seat ] 1322 00:50:33,695 --> 00:50:36,129 [ Pats seat ] Um, just for a minute. 1323 00:50:36,131 --> 00:50:38,866 Um, just for a minute. [ Sighs ] 1324 00:50:38,867 --> 00:50:41,835 [ Sighs ] Look, um, I was concerned 1325 00:50:41,837 --> 00:50:43,170 look, um, I was concerned about Jennifer and her beliefs. 1326 00:50:43,171 --> 00:50:45,338 About Jennifer and her beliefs. [ Sighs ] 1327 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:48,742 [ Sighs ] We all are. 1328 00:50:48,744 --> 00:50:52,112 We all are. Is it true that, uh, she's a, 1329 00:50:52,114 --> 00:50:53,579 is it true that, uh, she's a, um -- here on court order? 1330 00:50:53,581 --> 00:50:56,216 Um -- here on court order? [ Scoffs ] 1331 00:50:56,217 --> 00:50:59,119 [ Scoffs ] Not now, Vance. 1332 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,722 Not now, Vance. Um, but tad said that she 1333 00:51:02,725 --> 00:51:10,725 I....Am a... Straight man... 1334 00:51:14,403 --> 00:51:15,668 Straight man... With no homosexual tendencies. 1335 00:51:15,670 --> 00:51:17,370 With no homosexual tendencies. What you doing? 1336 00:51:17,372 --> 00:51:18,671 What you doing? Oh. Hey. 1337 00:51:18,673 --> 00:51:20,339 Oh. Hey. Hey. 1338 00:51:20,341 --> 00:51:21,642 Hey. [ Panting ] 1339 00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:22,810 [ Panting ] Can't believe I have to bunk 1340 00:51:22,812 --> 00:51:24,611 can't believe I have to bunk with that little fat kid. 1341 00:51:24,613 --> 00:51:25,512 With that little fat kid. I hate fat people. 1342 00:51:25,513 --> 00:51:26,546 I hate fat people. Totally. 1343 00:51:26,548 --> 00:51:27,814 Totally. They smell. 1344 00:51:27,816 --> 00:51:29,081 They smell. I don't know, 1345 00:51:29,084 --> 00:51:31,250 I don't know, father Cummings. 1346 00:51:31,252 --> 00:51:32,719 Father Cummings. I just don't like to drink milk 1347 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:34,822 I just don't like to drink milk without my cookies. 1348 00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:36,390 Without my cookies. Do I really have to? 1349 00:51:36,392 --> 00:51:37,924 Do I really have to? Well, if you want to be able 1350 00:51:37,926 --> 00:51:38,759 well, if you want to be able to throw the football like tad, 1351 00:51:38,761 --> 00:51:39,927 to throw the football like tad, you do, Timmy. 1352 00:51:39,929 --> 00:51:42,094 You do, Timmy. [ Sighs ] 1353 00:51:42,096 --> 00:51:44,631 [ Sighs ] I wish I was big like tad. 1354 00:51:44,633 --> 00:51:47,133 I wish I was big like tad. So do I, Timmy. 1355 00:51:47,136 --> 00:51:49,970 So do I, Timmy. So do I. 1356 00:51:49,972 --> 00:51:51,170 So do I. Uh... 1357 00:51:51,172 --> 00:51:51,939 Uh... So, you're kind of cute. 1358 00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:53,806 So, you're kind of cute. You know that? 1359 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:55,408 You know that? That's just what my dad said. 1360 00:51:55,410 --> 00:51:56,542 That's just what my dad said. I'm sorry for the way I've 1361 00:51:56,544 --> 00:51:58,177 I'm sorry for the way I've been acting, Millie. 1362 00:51:58,179 --> 00:51:59,212 Been acting, Millie. I guess I've just been confused 1363 00:51:59,214 --> 00:52:00,313 I guess I've just been confused about some things. 1364 00:52:00,315 --> 00:52:01,748 About some things. [ Chuckles ] 1365 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,317 [ Chuckles ] It's not hard to see that you 1366 00:52:03,319 --> 00:52:03,916 it's not hard to see that you have questions about your faith, 1367 00:52:03,918 --> 00:52:04,885 have questions about your faith, Jennifer. 1368 00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:06,153 Jennifer. It's only natural. 1369 00:52:06,155 --> 00:52:07,687 It's only natural. I just find it hard to 1370 00:52:07,689 --> 00:52:08,387 I just find it hard to believe that Christianity is the 1371 00:52:08,389 --> 00:52:09,021 believe that Christianity is the only answer. 1372 00:52:09,023 --> 00:52:10,089 Only answer. Well... 1373 00:52:10,091 --> 00:52:11,290 Well... You know, you'd be kind of 1374 00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:11,792 you know, you'd be kind of pretty if you didn't have such a 1375 00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:14,861 pretty if you didn't have such a horse face. 1376 00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:17,029 Horse face. But I have perky boobs. 1377 00:52:17,031 --> 00:52:18,431 But I have perky boobs. You do see my point, though, 1378 00:52:18,433 --> 00:52:19,232 you do see my point, though, don't you, Millie? 1379 00:52:19,234 --> 00:52:20,766 Don't you, Millie? I do. 1380 00:52:20,768 --> 00:52:21,267 I do. I see your point, Jennifer, 1381 00:52:21,269 --> 00:52:22,936 I see your point, Jennifer, but -- 1382 00:52:22,938 --> 00:52:24,304 but -- let me give you an example. 1383 00:52:24,305 --> 00:52:27,640 Let me give you an example. Do you want to play with my 1384 00:52:27,643 --> 00:52:29,108 do you want to play with my pink, fuzzy one? 1385 00:52:29,110 --> 00:52:30,743 Pink, fuzzy one? Oh. [ Chuckles ] 1386 00:52:30,745 --> 00:52:32,478 Oh. [ Chuckles ] Yeah, yeah. 1387 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,014 Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go back to the cabin 1388 00:52:34,016 --> 00:52:35,081 I'm gonna go back to the cabin and grow one out, but, uh, 1389 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:35,781 and grow one out, but, uh, maybe later, huh? 1390 00:52:35,783 --> 00:52:36,450 Maybe later, huh? Cool. 1391 00:52:36,451 --> 00:52:37,150 Cool. Okay. 1392 00:52:37,152 --> 00:52:37,950 Okay. Okay. 1393 00:52:37,952 --> 00:52:38,719 Okay. Bye. 1394 00:52:38,721 --> 00:52:40,053 Bye. Bye. 1395 00:52:40,054 --> 00:52:41,988 Bye. [ Chuckles ] 1396 00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:43,757 [ Chuckles ] He is so into me. 1397 00:52:43,758 --> 00:52:46,926 He is so into me. And then he dies. 1398 00:52:46,928 --> 00:52:49,262 And then he dies. Does he go to hell? 1399 00:52:49,264 --> 00:52:51,964 Does he go to hell? I don't know, Jennifer. 1400 00:52:51,966 --> 00:52:53,566 I don't know, Jennifer. I mean, why did Abraham have to 1401 00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:55,735 I mean, why did Abraham have to sacrifice Isaac? 1402 00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:57,837 Sacrifice Isaac? Why did Jesus have to be 1403 00:52:57,839 --> 00:52:58,972 why did Jesus have to be crucified by his people? 1404 00:52:58,974 --> 00:53:00,039 Crucified by his people? [ High-pitched voice ] Oh, 1405 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:00,973 [ high-pitched voice ] Oh, Brittany, you're so pretty. 1406 00:53:00,975 --> 00:53:01,475 Brittany, you're so pretty. [ Normal voice ] I know. 1407 00:53:01,477 --> 00:53:02,209 [ Normal voice ] I know. [ Chuckles 1408 00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:03,042 [ chuckles beautiful day. 1409 00:53:03,045 --> 00:53:04,510 Beautiful day. [ Gasps ] Oh. 1410 00:53:04,512 --> 00:53:04,945 [ Gasps ] Oh. I wasn't playing with myself, I 1411 00:53:04,947 --> 00:53:05,611 I wasn't playing with myself, I swear. 1412 00:53:05,613 --> 00:53:06,813 Swear. [ Chuckles ] 1413 00:53:06,815 --> 00:53:07,915 [ Chuckles ] Well, maybe you'd like 1414 00:53:07,917 --> 00:53:09,349 well, maybe you'd like somebody to play with. 1415 00:53:09,350 --> 00:53:11,484 Somebody to play with. Oh, I'm sorry. 1416 00:53:11,486 --> 00:53:13,419 Oh, I'm sorry. My daddy doesn't let me play 1417 00:53:13,421 --> 00:53:14,588 my daddy doesn't let me play with black boys. 1418 00:53:14,590 --> 00:53:17,024 With black boys. See ya. 1419 00:53:17,026 --> 00:53:23,063 See ya. [ Whimsical music plays ] 1420 00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:23,864 [ Whimsical music plays ] [ Music fades ] 1421 00:53:23,866 --> 00:53:25,432 [ Music fades ] [ Laughs ] 1422 00:53:25,434 --> 00:53:26,899 [ Laughs ] You girls looking for a third? 1423 00:53:26,901 --> 00:53:29,068 You girls looking for a third? I didn't know you were...It. 1424 00:53:29,070 --> 00:53:31,671 I didn't know you were...It. [ Laughing ] 1425 00:53:31,673 --> 00:53:33,907 [ Laughing ] [ Dramatic music plays ] 1426 00:53:33,908 --> 00:53:41,908 [ Sighs ] So, Vance, see you reading the 1427 00:53:44,353 --> 00:53:45,852 so, Vance, see you reading the Bible all the time. 1428 00:53:45,853 --> 00:53:46,586 Bible all the time. You must be a pretty stout 1429 00:53:46,588 --> 00:53:48,321 you must be a pretty stout Christian. 1430 00:53:48,323 --> 00:53:51,424 Christian. Yeah, well, I'm just trying 1431 00:53:51,427 --> 00:53:52,959 yeah, well, I'm just trying to find some loopholes in it. 1432 00:53:52,961 --> 00:53:55,061 To find some loopholes in it. Loopholes? 1433 00:53:55,063 --> 00:53:57,263 Loopholes? What's that? 1434 00:53:57,265 --> 00:53:59,765 What's that? Uh, you know, different 1435 00:53:59,767 --> 00:54:02,368 uh, you know, different things. 1436 00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:03,804 Things. Like what? 1437 00:54:03,806 --> 00:54:04,605 Like what? Like, right now? 1438 00:54:04,606 --> 00:54:06,939 Like, right now? Yeah? 1439 00:54:06,942 --> 00:54:09,009 Yeah? Um... 1440 00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:10,443 Um... Right now, I'm, uh... 1441 00:54:10,445 --> 00:54:14,414 Right now, I'm, uh... Just trying to find out what the 1442 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:16,783 just trying to find out what the whole big deal was with sodomy. 1443 00:54:16,784 --> 00:54:19,353 Whole big deal was with sodomy. Salami? 1444 00:54:19,355 --> 00:54:21,354 Salami? Sodomy. 1445 00:54:21,356 --> 00:54:24,890 Sodomy. What's sodomy? 1446 00:54:24,892 --> 00:54:26,426 What's sodomy? [ Whimsical music plays ] 1447 00:54:26,428 --> 00:54:28,361 [ Whimsical music plays ] [ Voice cracking ] So... 1448 00:54:28,363 --> 00:54:29,362 [ Voice cracking ] So... [ Normal voice ] Brittany... 1449 00:54:29,364 --> 00:54:30,830 [ Normal voice ] Brittany... Do you have a boyfriend? 1450 00:54:30,832 --> 00:54:31,864 Do you have a boyfriend? [ Chuckling ] Oh, god's the 1451 00:54:31,866 --> 00:54:35,434 [ chuckling ] Oh, god's the only man in my life. 1452 00:54:35,437 --> 00:54:38,672 Only man in my life. Why? Did tad say something? 1453 00:54:38,673 --> 00:54:40,240 Why? Did tad say something? No. 1454 00:54:40,241 --> 00:54:42,109 No. [ Sighs ] 1455 00:54:42,111 --> 00:54:43,175 [ Sighs ] [ Scoffs ] 1456 00:54:43,177 --> 00:54:45,244 [ Scoffs ] [ Suspenseful music plays ] 1457 00:54:45,247 --> 00:54:47,614 [ Suspenseful music plays ] ♪ Jesus loves me 1458 00:54:47,616 --> 00:54:49,548 ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ that I know 1459 00:54:49,550 --> 00:54:50,549 ♪ that I know [ Laughs evilly ] 1460 00:54:50,551 --> 00:54:51,417 [ Laughs evilly ] [ Sighing ] Ah. 1461 00:54:51,419 --> 00:54:53,052 [ Sighing ] Ah. [ Music fades ] 1462 00:54:53,054 --> 00:54:54,755 [ Music fades ] There is definitely some 1463 00:54:54,757 --> 00:54:56,323 there is definitely some Jesus going on this weekend. 1464 00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:57,390 Jesus going on this weekend. Ooh, don't I know it! 1465 00:54:57,392 --> 00:54:58,457 Ooh, don't I know it! [ Chuckles ] 1466 00:54:58,460 --> 00:54:59,159 [ Chuckles ] So, do you really think 1467 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,260 so, do you really think Brittany's easy? 1468 00:55:00,262 --> 00:55:02,295 Brittany's easy? God, I hope. 1469 00:55:02,297 --> 00:55:03,796 God, I hope. I mean, look, look, tad, she's a 1470 00:55:03,798 --> 00:55:05,865 I mean, look, look, tad, she's a very devout Christian. 1471 00:55:05,867 --> 00:55:08,000 Very devout Christian. I know, but I was thinking, 1472 00:55:08,002 --> 00:55:09,603 I know, but I was thinking, maybe I could make her think it 1473 00:55:09,604 --> 00:55:10,736 maybe I could make her think it was okay because I'm a 1474 00:55:10,738 --> 00:55:12,172 was okay because I'm a Christian, too. 1475 00:55:12,174 --> 00:55:12,672 Christian, too. The lord's cool with that, 1476 00:55:12,674 --> 00:55:14,173 the lord's cool with that, right? 1477 00:55:14,175 --> 00:55:15,408 Right? Right? 1478 00:55:15,410 --> 00:55:16,542 Right? I'm not sure we should be 1479 00:55:16,544 --> 00:55:16,977 I'm not sure we should be talking about this kind of 1480 00:55:16,978 --> 00:55:18,110 talking about this kind of stuff. 1481 00:55:18,112 --> 00:55:19,278 Stuff. I mean, if father Cummings 1482 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,414 I mean, if father Cummings catches us, he'll have our... 1483 00:55:21,416 --> 00:55:22,648 Catches us, he'll have our... Literally. 1484 00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:23,449 Literally. You're not a father, 1485 00:55:23,451 --> 00:55:24,950 you're not a father, brother Zeke. 1486 00:55:24,952 --> 00:55:26,553 Brother Zeke. Come on, you're gonna tell me 1487 00:55:26,554 --> 00:55:27,286 come on, you're gonna tell me that you don't want to get with 1488 00:55:27,288 --> 00:55:29,422 that you don't want to get with Millie, huh? 1489 00:55:29,424 --> 00:55:31,958 Millie, huh? Or maybe that little freak 1490 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,061 or maybe that little freak Jennifer just once this weekend? 1491 00:55:35,063 --> 00:55:36,063 Jennifer just once this weekend? Come on, just one time! 1492 00:55:36,064 --> 00:55:37,196 Come on, just one time! It's the perfect weekend. 1493 00:55:37,198 --> 00:55:38,831 It's the perfect weekend. No one's even gonna find out 1494 00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:40,434 no one's even gonna find out about it. 1495 00:55:40,436 --> 00:55:42,101 About it. It would be nice. 1496 00:55:42,103 --> 00:55:44,304 It would be nice. ...Right, it would. 1497 00:55:44,305 --> 00:55:46,238 ...right, it would. So, what do we do? 1498 00:55:46,241 --> 00:55:47,974 So, what do we do? You mean, you got nothing? 1499 00:55:47,976 --> 00:55:48,474 You mean, you got nothing? No, that's why I'm asking 1500 00:55:48,476 --> 00:55:49,442 no, that's why I'm asking you. 1501 00:55:49,444 --> 00:55:51,278 You. [ Scoffs ] 1502 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,812 [ Scoffs ] Look, man [Scoffs] here we go. 1503 00:55:52,814 --> 00:55:54,114 Look, man [Scoffs] here we go. I'll go back to the Van. 1504 00:55:54,116 --> 00:55:56,083 I'll go back to the Van. I'll run back to the 1505 00:55:56,084 --> 00:55:57,784 I'll run back to the cracker shack, and I'll pick up 1506 00:55:57,786 --> 00:56:00,153 cracker shack, and I'll pick up some beer and some rubbers. 1507 00:56:00,154 --> 00:56:01,721 Some beer and some rubbers. Rubbers? 1508 00:56:01,723 --> 00:56:03,089 Rubbers? What? What am I, a homosexual? 1509 00:56:03,091 --> 00:56:04,157 What? What am I, a homosexual? [ Whimsical music plays ] 1510 00:56:04,158 --> 00:56:04,624 [ Whimsical music plays ] I'm gonna have butt sex with 1511 00:56:04,626 --> 00:56:05,559 I'm gonna have butt sex with Brittany? 1512 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,660 Brittany? I'm gonna get a.I.D.S.? 1513 00:56:06,662 --> 00:56:08,127 I'm gonna get a.I.D.S.? Is that what you're thinking? 1514 00:56:08,129 --> 00:56:09,429 Is that what you're thinking? Dude, you are a...Fool, man. 1515 00:56:09,430 --> 00:56:10,863 Dude, you are a...Fool, man. The last thing we need is a 1516 00:56:10,865 --> 00:56:11,364 the last thing we need is a couple of knocked-up Christian 1517 00:56:11,366 --> 00:56:14,300 couple of knocked-up Christian skanks! 1518 00:56:14,302 --> 00:56:16,268 Skanks! [ Chuckling ] Oh. 1519 00:56:16,270 --> 00:56:17,303 [ Chuckling ] Oh. Okay, totally. 1520 00:56:17,305 --> 00:56:20,573 Okay, totally. Totally. 1521 00:56:20,575 --> 00:56:22,541 Totally. But what's the beer for? 1522 00:56:22,543 --> 00:56:23,476 But what's the beer for? The beer, my good man... 1523 00:56:23,478 --> 00:56:25,778 The beer, my good man... Mm-hmm? 1524 00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:26,946 Mm-hmm? ...Is to loosen up the ladies 1525 00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:28,081 ...is to loosen up the ladies a tad. 1526 00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,816 A tad. [ Chuckles ] 1527 00:56:30,818 --> 00:56:31,951 [ Chuckles ] Oh. [ Chuckles ] 1528 00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:33,919 Oh. [ Chuckles ] I smell you. 1529 00:56:33,921 --> 00:56:36,423 I smell you. To loosen up the ladies. 1530 00:56:36,424 --> 00:56:37,356 To loosen up the ladies. Right. I like that, I like that. 1531 00:56:37,358 --> 00:56:38,390 Right. I like that, I like that. All right, well, maybe you 1532 00:56:38,392 --> 00:56:39,658 all right, well, maybe you better take off before anyone 1533 00:56:39,660 --> 00:56:40,926 better take off before anyone realizes you're gone. 1534 00:56:40,928 --> 00:56:42,628 Realizes you're gone. Oh, oh, okay. 1535 00:56:42,630 --> 00:56:44,097 Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 1536 00:56:44,099 --> 00:56:44,764 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Uh, anything else I can get for 1537 00:56:44,766 --> 00:56:46,700 uh, anything else I can get for you, massa? 1538 00:56:46,701 --> 00:56:48,000 You, massa? No, just -- just get the -- 1539 00:56:48,002 --> 00:56:49,101 no, just -- just get the -- just get the beer. 1540 00:56:49,103 --> 00:56:50,169 Just get the beer. [ Chuckles ] 1541 00:56:50,171 --> 00:56:52,304 [ Chuckles ] [ Sighs ] 1542 00:56:52,306 --> 00:56:53,873 [ Sighs ] Yeah, I definitely am growing 1543 00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:56,075 yeah, I definitely am growing something down here. 1544 00:56:56,077 --> 00:56:57,444 Something down here. And that's why they call me 1545 00:56:57,446 --> 00:57:00,079 and that's why they call me rad tad. 1546 00:57:00,081 --> 00:57:01,313 Rad tad. Ow! 1547 00:57:01,315 --> 00:57:02,515 Ow! Yeah! 1548 00:57:02,517 --> 00:57:04,617 Yeah! Tad. 1549 00:57:04,619 --> 00:57:06,752 Tad. [ Suspenseful music plays ] 1550 00:57:06,754 --> 00:57:14,754 [ Laughing evilly ] I am he lord's Shepherd. 1551 00:57:22,503 --> 00:57:24,036 I am he lord's Shepherd. [ Chuckles ] 1552 00:57:24,038 --> 00:57:25,071 [ Chuckles ] I shall not want! 1553 00:57:25,073 --> 00:57:28,774 [ Music intensifies ] 1554 00:57:28,776 --> 00:57:36,776 [ Thud ] 1555 00:57:38,719 --> 00:57:46,719 [ Moaning ] 1556 00:57:46,727 --> 00:57:54,727 [ Echoing ] "I am the one. I died. 1557 00:57:59,241 --> 00:58:02,808 I died. And behold, I am alive forever!" 1558 00:58:02,810 --> 00:58:04,945 And behold, I am alive forever!" I am the keeper of the key to 1559 00:58:04,947 --> 00:58:06,279 I am the keeper of the key to Hades and death!" 1560 00:58:06,281 --> 00:58:06,780 Hades and death!" I want to be a priest when I 1561 00:58:06,781 --> 00:58:09,014 I want to be a priest when I grow up. 1562 00:58:09,016 --> 00:58:17,016 You'll never be a priest. You'll be a girl, just like 1563 00:58:18,226 --> 00:58:18,692 you'll be a girl, just like that...Of a mother wanted you to 1564 00:58:18,693 --> 00:58:20,359 that...Of a mother wanted you to be! 1565 00:58:20,361 --> 00:58:21,727 Be! Oh! 1566 00:58:21,729 --> 00:58:23,229 Oh! [ Laughing evilly ] 1567 00:58:23,232 --> 00:58:24,330 [ Laughing evilly ] You're a girl! 1568 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,931 You're a girl! No! [ Breathing heavily ] 1569 00:58:25,933 --> 00:58:27,700 No! [ Breathing heavily ] You're a girl. 1570 00:58:27,703 --> 00:58:28,701 You're a girl. No! 1571 00:58:28,703 --> 00:58:33,239 No! No! 1572 00:58:33,241 --> 00:58:35,441 No! [ Laughing evilly ] 1573 00:58:35,443 --> 00:58:38,878 [ Laughing evilly ] Ugh! 1574 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:42,114 Ugh! [ Breathing heavily ] 1575 00:58:42,116 --> 00:58:45,784 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Moaning ] 1576 00:58:45,786 --> 00:58:49,321 [ Moaning ] [ Crickets chirping ] 1577 00:58:49,323 --> 00:58:52,926 [ Crickets chirping ] [ Music fades ] 1578 00:58:52,928 --> 00:58:56,896 [ Music fades ] So, there we are, 3 minutes 1579 00:58:56,898 --> 00:58:58,764 so, there we are, 3 minutes to go, 13 down. 1580 00:58:58,766 --> 00:59:00,300 To go, 13 down. Needless to say, two touchdowns 1581 00:59:00,302 --> 00:59:01,600 needless to say, two touchdowns later, I'm hold the state 1582 00:59:01,602 --> 00:59:02,468 later, I'm hold the state championship trophy. 1583 00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:03,168 Championship trophy. No way. 1584 00:59:03,170 --> 00:59:05,037 No way. Way. 1585 00:59:05,039 --> 00:59:08,074 Way. So, what position do you 1586 00:59:08,075 --> 00:59:09,441 so, what position do you play, again? 1587 00:59:09,443 --> 00:59:13,345 Play, again? Quarterback. 1588 00:59:13,347 --> 00:59:14,814 Quarterback. That's, like, the best one. 1589 00:59:14,816 --> 00:59:16,115 That's, like, the best one. Whatever. 1590 00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:18,051 Whatever. [ Scoffs ] 1591 00:59:18,052 --> 00:59:19,985 [ Scoffs ] Listen, I got brother Zeke to go 1592 00:59:19,988 --> 00:59:21,021 listen, I got brother Zeke to go down to the store and pick us up 1593 00:59:21,022 --> 00:59:22,955 down to the store and pick us up some brewskies. 1594 00:59:22,957 --> 00:59:26,558 Some brewskies. How'd you manage that? 1595 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,060 How'd you manage that? Leave the details to me. 1596 00:59:28,062 --> 00:59:28,894 Leave the details to me. Well, is he gonna get any 1597 00:59:28,896 --> 00:59:31,030 well, is he gonna get any wine coolers? 1598 00:59:31,032 --> 00:59:33,299 Wine coolers? 'Cause, you know, Jesus is cool 1599 00:59:33,301 --> 00:59:34,668 'cause, you know, Jesus is cool with wine coolers. 1600 00:59:34,669 --> 00:59:35,302 With wine coolers. Well, you'll be drinking 1601 00:59:35,304 --> 00:59:35,834 well, you'll be drinking something. 1602 00:59:35,836 --> 00:59:37,369 Something. Yeah? 1603 00:59:37,371 --> 00:59:38,103 Yeah? Just meet me at the fire pit 1604 00:59:38,105 --> 00:59:39,038 just meet me at the fire pit at midnight. 1605 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,741 At midnight. I'll be there. 1606 00:59:41,742 --> 00:59:42,842 I'll be there. But I got to warn you... 1607 00:59:42,844 --> 00:59:44,944 But I got to warn you... I get a little silly when I 1608 00:59:44,947 --> 00:59:46,313 I get a little silly when I drink. 1609 00:59:46,314 --> 00:59:48,681 Drink. So do I. 1610 00:59:48,683 --> 00:59:49,715 So do I. I'll see you at midnight... 1611 00:59:49,717 --> 00:59:54,486 I'll see you at midnight... Silly. 1612 00:59:54,488 --> 00:59:56,588 Silly. It's Brittany. 1613 00:59:56,591 --> 01:00:04,591 Tad? Hey! Father Cummings. 1614 01:00:09,438 --> 01:00:11,203 Hey! Father Cummings. What's up? 1615 01:00:11,205 --> 01:00:12,104 What's up? Uh, well, tad, we seem to be 1616 01:00:12,107 --> 01:00:13,238 uh, well, tad, we seem to be missing Zeke. 1617 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,206 Missing Zeke. Have you seen him? 1618 01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:16,709 Have you seen him? Still? 1619 01:00:16,711 --> 01:00:20,680 Still? "Still"? 1620 01:00:20,681 --> 01:00:23,282 "Still"? Tad? 1621 01:00:23,284 --> 01:00:26,352 Tad? I -- I forgot to tell you. 1622 01:00:26,354 --> 01:00:28,288 I -- I forgot to tell you. Brother Zeke had to, uh... 1623 01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:29,955 Brother Zeke had to, uh... He had to go back to the general 1624 01:00:29,957 --> 01:00:31,424 he had to go back to the general store and pick up some, uh, 1625 01:00:31,426 --> 01:00:33,460 store and pick up some, uh, matches. 1626 01:00:33,461 --> 01:00:34,494 Matches. Matches? 1627 01:00:34,496 --> 01:00:35,494 Matches? [ Chuckles ] 1628 01:00:35,497 --> 01:00:37,096 [ Chuckles ] Oh, that's funny. 1629 01:00:37,098 --> 01:00:37,763 Oh, that's funny. We -- we have lots of matches, 1630 01:00:37,765 --> 01:00:38,931 we -- we have lots of matches, don't we? 1631 01:00:38,933 --> 01:00:41,266 Don't we? Hmm. 1632 01:00:41,268 --> 01:00:45,504 Hmm. I don't, uh, I don't know. 1633 01:00:45,506 --> 01:00:47,473 I don't, uh, I don't know. I -- that's just what he said. 1634 01:00:47,475 --> 01:00:49,274 I -- that's just what he said. Hmm. 1635 01:00:49,276 --> 01:00:50,977 Hmm. Well, I'll tell you what, tad. 1636 01:00:50,979 --> 01:00:52,379 Well, I'll tell you what, tad. Do us a favor and keep an eye 1637 01:00:52,381 --> 01:00:53,445 do us a favor and keep an eye out for him, all right? 1638 01:00:53,447 --> 01:00:54,748 Out for him, all right? Will do. 1639 01:00:54,749 --> 01:00:56,915 Will do. [ Chuckles ] 1640 01:00:56,917 --> 01:01:04,917 Brother Zeke. [ Footsteps approaching ] 1641 01:01:05,659 --> 01:01:07,359 [ Footsteps approaching ] Brother Zeke. 1642 01:01:07,361 --> 01:01:08,460 Brother Zeke. Zeke! 1643 01:01:08,462 --> 01:01:10,262 Zeke! Zeke! 1644 01:01:10,264 --> 01:01:11,196 Zeke! Getting on that holy high! 1645 01:01:11,198 --> 01:01:11,698 Getting on that holy high! [ Chuckles ] 1646 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,433 [ Chuckles ] Zeke! 1647 01:01:13,435 --> 01:01:17,437 Zeke! [ Suspenseful music plays ] 1648 01:01:17,438 --> 01:01:19,072 [ Suspenseful music plays ] Zeke! 1649 01:01:19,074 --> 01:01:20,372 Zeke! Zeke? 1650 01:01:20,374 --> 01:01:21,240 Zeke? Zeke! 1651 01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:22,075 Zeke! Aah! 1652 01:01:22,076 --> 01:01:23,777 Aah! Aah!! 1653 01:01:23,779 --> 01:01:24,777 Aah!! [ Breathing heavily ] 1654 01:01:24,779 --> 01:01:26,613 [ Breathing heavily ] Holy... 1655 01:01:26,615 --> 01:01:30,617 Holy... Aah! 1656 01:01:30,619 --> 01:01:33,018 Aah! [ Dramatic music plays ] 1657 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:35,120 [ Dramatic music plays ] Aah! Aah! 1658 01:01:35,122 --> 01:01:37,222 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1659 01:01:37,224 --> 01:01:39,191 Aah! Oh, yeah! 1660 01:01:39,193 --> 01:01:40,059 Oh, yeah! Oh! 1661 01:01:40,061 --> 01:01:43,262 Oh! Oh! 1662 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:47,132 Oh! [ Breathing heavily ] 1663 01:01:47,134 --> 01:01:49,168 [ Breathing heavily ] Oh... 1664 01:01:49,170 --> 01:01:50,569 Oh... [ Laughing nervously ] 1665 01:01:50,571 --> 01:01:52,337 [ Laughing nervously ] [ Gasping ] 1666 01:01:52,339 --> 01:01:54,707 [ Gasping ] No! 1667 01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:56,975 No! Oh, god, no! 1668 01:01:56,978 --> 01:01:59,345 Oh, god, no! Aaah! 1669 01:01:59,347 --> 01:02:07,286 [ Rustling ] 1670 01:02:07,288 --> 01:02:14,594 [ Music fades ] [ Indistinct conversation 1671 01:02:14,595 --> 01:02:16,229 [ indistinct conversation in distance ] 1672 01:02:16,231 --> 01:02:18,965 In distance ] [ Sighs ] 1673 01:02:18,967 --> 01:02:20,934 [ Sighs ] You know, this weekend has 1674 01:02:20,936 --> 01:02:22,000 you know, this weekend has gone better than we could have 1675 01:02:22,002 --> 01:02:23,302 gone better than we could have ever imagined. 1676 01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:25,137 Ever imagined. [ Chuckles ] 1677 01:02:25,139 --> 01:02:26,405 [ Chuckles ] God has truly blessed this 1678 01:02:26,407 --> 01:02:28,574 god has truly blessed this weekend, Millie. 1679 01:02:28,576 --> 01:02:29,409 Weekend, Millie. He's blessed our bank account, 1680 01:02:29,411 --> 01:02:31,577 he's blessed our bank account, as well. 1681 01:02:31,579 --> 01:02:35,314 As well. We may actually be buying this 1682 01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:36,716 we may actually be buying this camp, after all. 1683 01:02:36,717 --> 01:02:38,250 Camp, after all. Uh, sorry, Millie, I don't 1684 01:02:38,252 --> 01:02:38,717 uh, sorry, Millie, I don't detect any enthusiasm on your 1685 01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:40,752 detect any enthusiasm on your part. 1686 01:02:40,754 --> 01:02:43,288 Part. [ Chuckles ] 1687 01:02:43,291 --> 01:02:44,990 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry, father. 1688 01:02:44,992 --> 01:02:47,393 I'm sorry, father. It's been a long day. 1689 01:02:47,395 --> 01:02:49,161 It's been a long day. I'm just tired. 1690 01:02:49,163 --> 01:02:51,363 I'm just tired. Well, it is getting late. 1691 01:02:51,365 --> 01:02:52,297 Well, it is getting late. Hmm. Maybe you should turn in. 1692 01:02:52,299 --> 01:02:53,799 Hmm. Maybe you should turn in. I think I will. 1693 01:02:53,801 --> 01:02:56,135 I think I will. I'm gonna go check on the girls 1694 01:02:56,137 --> 01:02:57,203 I'm gonna go check on the girls first. 1695 01:02:57,204 --> 01:02:58,838 First. Good night, father. 1696 01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,707 Good night, father. Uh, don't -- don't forget to 1697 01:03:01,709 --> 01:03:03,408 uh, don't -- don't forget to say your prayers, okay? 1698 01:03:03,410 --> 01:03:05,944 Say your prayers, okay? [ Crickets chirping ] 1699 01:03:05,946 --> 01:03:13,946 Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. 1700 01:03:16,124 --> 01:03:17,524 Okay, okay. Okay. 1701 01:03:17,525 --> 01:03:19,758 Okay. [ Snoring ] 1702 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,627 [ Snoring ] [ Music stops ] 1703 01:03:21,629 --> 01:03:23,963 [ Music stops ] [ Mouthing words ] 1704 01:03:23,965 --> 01:03:26,698 [ Mouthing words ] [ Stops snoring ] 1705 01:03:26,701 --> 01:03:34,701 [ Stops snoring ] What, Vance? 1706 01:03:41,716 --> 01:03:42,848 What, Vance? I'm trying to shut you up. 1707 01:03:42,850 --> 01:03:46,051 I'm trying to shut you up. You were snoring again. 1708 01:03:46,053 --> 01:03:48,520 You were snoring again. [ Whining ] No, I wasn't! 1709 01:03:48,523 --> 01:03:49,789 [ Whining ] No, I wasn't! Yes, you were. 1710 01:03:49,791 --> 01:03:51,824 Yes, you were. [ Scoffs ] 1711 01:03:51,826 --> 01:03:53,525 [ Scoffs ] I'm gonna go find a soda 1712 01:03:53,527 --> 01:03:55,828 I'm gonna go find a soda machine. 1713 01:03:55,830 --> 01:04:03,830 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 1714 01:04:05,706 --> 01:04:13,706 [ Crickets chirping ] 1715 01:04:33,934 --> 01:04:41,934 [ Footsteps approaching ] [ Fire crackling ] 1716 01:04:42,276 --> 01:04:50,276 [ Animal screeches ] [ Chuckling ] 1717 01:05:06,801 --> 01:05:10,737 [ Chuckling ] [ Inhaling sharply ] 1718 01:05:10,738 --> 01:05:13,006 [ Inhaling sharply ] [ Chuckling ] 1719 01:05:13,007 --> 01:05:15,073 [ Chuckling ] Oh, brother Zeke... 1720 01:05:15,075 --> 01:05:17,877 Oh, brother Zeke... [ Sighs ] 1721 01:05:17,878 --> 01:05:19,311 [ Sighs ] Some good...Bro. 1722 01:05:19,313 --> 01:05:20,979 Some good...Bro. [ Coughs ] 1723 01:05:20,981 --> 01:05:22,914 [ Coughs ] Yeah. 1724 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:25,418 Yeah. Hmm. 1725 01:05:25,419 --> 01:05:33,419 [ Knock on door ] Uh... [ coughing ] 1726 01:05:37,698 --> 01:05:39,365 Uh... [ coughing ] Who's there? 1727 01:05:39,367 --> 01:05:42,434 Who's there? [ Sighing ] god. 1728 01:05:42,436 --> 01:05:50,436 [ Sighs ] [ Grunts ] 1729 01:05:54,648 --> 01:05:58,084 [ Grunts ] Aw. 1730 01:05:58,085 --> 01:06:00,486 Aw. [ Breathing heavily ] 1731 01:06:00,488 --> 01:06:03,522 [ Breathing heavily ] Oh. 1732 01:06:03,524 --> 01:06:05,857 Oh. [ Breathing heavily ] 1733 01:06:05,859 --> 01:06:13,859 Who are you? "I am the way." 1734 01:06:17,571 --> 01:06:18,337 "I am the way." Oh, my god! 1735 01:06:18,339 --> 01:06:19,538 Oh, my god! [ Slash ] 1736 01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:21,506 [ Slash ] Aah. 1737 01:06:21,508 --> 01:06:22,408 Aah. "I am the truth." 1738 01:06:22,409 --> 01:06:23,175 "I am the truth." [ Slash ] 1739 01:06:23,178 --> 01:06:23,909 [ Slash ] Ugh. 1740 01:06:23,911 --> 01:06:26,179 Ugh. Ugh. 1741 01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:27,512 Ugh. "And I am the life!" 1742 01:06:27,514 --> 01:06:29,981 "And I am the life!" [ Moaning ] 1743 01:06:29,983 --> 01:06:31,651 [ Moaning ] "Nobody comes unto the lord 1744 01:06:31,653 --> 01:06:33,652 "nobody comes unto the lord except through me"! 1745 01:06:33,654 --> 01:06:35,888 Except through me"! [ Gasping ] 1746 01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:38,324 [ Gasping ] [ Grunts ] 1747 01:06:38,326 --> 01:06:39,558 [ Grunts ] Ephesians 2:8. 1748 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,960 Ephesians 2:8. [ Slash ] 1749 01:06:41,962 --> 01:06:44,530 [ Slash ] [ Dramatic music plays ] 1750 01:06:44,531 --> 01:06:52,531 [ Music fades ] Did I do something wrong? 1751 01:06:53,941 --> 01:06:59,177 Did I do something wrong? [ Sighs ] 1752 01:06:59,179 --> 01:07:01,481 [ Sighs ] [ Slaps leg ] 1753 01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:02,848 [ Slaps leg ] [ Sighs ] 1754 01:07:02,850 --> 01:07:05,251 [ Sighs ] Father Cummings, I forgot to 1755 01:07:05,252 --> 01:07:13,252 [ sighs ] 1756 01:07:17,698 --> 01:07:25,698 Hmm. Wonder if there's a cup. 1757 01:07:28,943 --> 01:07:30,642 Wonder if there's a cup. [ Drawer opens ] 1758 01:07:30,644 --> 01:07:33,513 [ Drawer opens ] [ Drawer closes ] 1759 01:07:33,514 --> 01:07:36,581 [ Drawer closes ] [ Drawer opens ] 1760 01:07:36,583 --> 01:07:40,285 [ Drawer opens ] [ Suspenseful music plays ] 1761 01:07:40,287 --> 01:07:42,854 [ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Sighs ] 1762 01:07:42,856 --> 01:07:45,257 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ] 1763 01:07:45,259 --> 01:07:53,259 [ Music fades ] I hate boys. 1764 01:07:54,068 --> 01:07:54,833 I hate boys. I should just become a...Like 1765 01:07:54,835 --> 01:07:57,736 I should just become a...Like Millie. 1766 01:07:57,738 --> 01:08:05,738 [ Smooches ] At least I have you. 1767 01:08:10,484 --> 01:08:18,484 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ] 1768 01:08:24,132 --> 01:08:32,132 Tad...Is that you? [ Dramatic music plays ] 1769 01:08:32,639 --> 01:08:34,372 [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Chuckles ] 1770 01:08:34,374 --> 01:08:37,109 [ Chuckles ] I knew you loved me. 1771 01:08:37,111 --> 01:08:38,444 I knew you loved me. So... 1772 01:08:38,446 --> 01:08:38,910 So... I learned about this thing 1773 01:08:38,912 --> 01:08:41,981 I learned about this thing today. 1774 01:08:41,982 --> 01:08:44,049 Today. It's called a loophole. 1775 01:08:44,051 --> 01:08:45,450 It's called a loophole. Have you heard of that? 1776 01:08:45,452 --> 01:08:48,487 Have you heard of that? I hadn't either. 1777 01:08:48,489 --> 01:08:50,088 I hadn't either. Anyway, Vance said it was a way, 1778 01:08:50,090 --> 01:08:50,756 anyway, Vance said it was a way, you know, to get around some of 1779 01:08:50,758 --> 01:08:51,924 you know, to get around some of the rules. 1780 01:08:51,926 --> 01:08:55,094 The rules. [ Chuckles ] 1781 01:08:55,095 --> 01:08:57,730 [ Chuckles ] So I was thinking, maybe we 1782 01:08:57,732 --> 01:08:59,097 so I was thinking, maybe we could do it in the butt. 1783 01:08:59,099 --> 01:09:02,068 Could do it in the butt. You think that might work? 1784 01:09:02,069 --> 01:09:04,202 You think that might work? I really don't think he'd mind. 1785 01:09:04,204 --> 01:09:12,204 Oh. Oh! Just go a little slow, okay? 1786 01:09:14,681 --> 01:09:16,314 Just go a little slow, okay? 'Cause -- oh! 1787 01:09:16,316 --> 01:09:17,482 'Cause -- oh! [ Chuckling ] tad. 1788 01:09:17,484 --> 01:09:19,050 [ Chuckling ] Tad. [ Gasps ] oh. 1789 01:09:19,052 --> 01:09:21,687 [ Gasps ] Oh. Tad? 1790 01:09:21,688 --> 01:09:22,988 Tad? Choke for Jesus, Salome. 1791 01:09:22,990 --> 01:09:24,122 Choke for Jesus, Salome. Aah! Aah! 1792 01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:26,791 Aah! Aah! [ Laughing evilly ] 1793 01:09:26,793 --> 01:09:30,195 [ Laughing evilly ] Aah! 1794 01:09:30,197 --> 01:09:32,832 Aah! [ Continues laughing evilly ] 1795 01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:35,233 [ Continues laughing evilly ] [ Stops laughing ] 1796 01:09:35,235 --> 01:09:37,837 [ Stops laughing ] [ Sighs ] 1797 01:09:37,839 --> 01:09:39,771 [ Sighs ] ♪ Jesus loves me 1798 01:09:39,773 --> 01:09:44,342 ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ that I know 1799 01:09:44,344 --> 01:09:47,113 ♪ that I know ♪ for the Bible tells me so 1800 01:09:47,115 --> 01:09:48,047 ♪ for the Bible tells me so ♪ if you're good and say your 1801 01:09:48,049 --> 01:09:50,883 ♪ if you're good and say your prayers ♪ 1802 01:09:50,885 --> 01:09:51,917 prayers ♪ ♪ that's how you know Jesus 1803 01:09:51,919 --> 01:09:53,919 ♪ that's how you know Jesus cares ♪ 1804 01:09:53,921 --> 01:09:55,988 cares ♪ [ Chuckling ] 1805 01:09:55,990 --> 01:10:02,193 [ Music softens ] 1806 01:10:02,195 --> 01:10:10,195 Brittany? 1807 01:10:12,673 --> 01:10:20,673 Brittany? 1808 01:10:21,381 --> 01:10:29,381 [ Music intensifies ] Oh! 1809 01:10:35,862 --> 01:10:38,396 Oh! Oh, my god! 1810 01:10:38,398 --> 01:10:40,366 Oh, my god! [ Gasping ] 1811 01:10:40,367 --> 01:10:44,637 [ Gasping ] [ Music intensifies ] 1812 01:10:44,639 --> 01:10:45,438 [ Music intensifies ] [ Click ] 1813 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:46,071 [ Click ] Oh, my god! 1814 01:10:46,073 --> 01:10:47,472 Oh, my god! What? 1815 01:10:47,475 --> 01:10:48,975 What? [ Breathing heavily ] 1816 01:10:48,976 --> 01:10:51,010 [ Breathing heavily ] We got to call the police! 1817 01:10:51,012 --> 01:10:54,279 We got to call the police! What's going on? 1818 01:10:54,281 --> 01:11:02,281 There's no phone! [ Muttering ] 1819 01:11:03,523 --> 01:11:06,925 [ Muttering ] [ Music softens ] 1820 01:11:06,928 --> 01:11:08,226 [ Music softens ] Your real name isn't even 1821 01:11:08,228 --> 01:11:12,131 your real name isn't even Millie?! 1822 01:11:12,133 --> 01:11:14,766 Millie?! Wait. Wait. Let me explain. 1823 01:11:14,768 --> 01:11:16,201 Wait. Wait. Let me explain. My real name is Gloria Esperanza 1824 01:11:16,203 --> 01:11:17,102 my real name is Gloria Esperanza Guadalupe El Campo. 1825 01:11:17,104 --> 01:11:18,837 Guadalupe El Campo. [ Scoffs ] 1826 01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:20,072 [ Scoffs ] You knew about this place the 1827 01:11:20,073 --> 01:11:21,873 you knew about this place the whole...Time! 1828 01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,675 Whole...Time! Who killed Brittany?! 1829 01:11:23,678 --> 01:11:25,011 Who killed Brittany?! [ Breathing heavily ] 1830 01:11:25,012 --> 01:11:27,312 [ Breathing heavily ] Talk... 1831 01:11:27,314 --> 01:11:28,647 Talk... All right, all right. 1832 01:11:28,649 --> 01:11:30,649 All right, all right. [ Music softens ] 1833 01:11:30,652 --> 01:11:32,385 [ Music softens ] I was here seven years ago as a 1834 01:11:32,386 --> 01:11:33,818 I was here seven years ago as a counselor, and this maniac 1835 01:11:33,820 --> 01:11:35,320 counselor, and this maniac showed up and started 1836 01:11:35,322 --> 01:11:35,954 showed up and started slaughtering everyone. 1837 01:11:35,956 --> 01:11:37,722 Slaughtering everyone. [ Sobs ] 1838 01:11:37,724 --> 01:11:38,491 [ Sobs ] Dwayne and I were the only ones 1839 01:11:38,492 --> 01:11:40,325 Dwayne and I were the only ones to survive. 1840 01:11:40,327 --> 01:11:42,494 To survive. [ Moaning ] 1841 01:11:42,496 --> 01:11:50,496 Thou shalt not... [ Music intensifies ] 1842 01:11:58,478 --> 01:11:59,445 [ Music intensifies ] [ Gasps ] 1843 01:11:59,447 --> 01:12:02,013 [ Gasps ] [ Thud ] 1844 01:12:02,015 --> 01:12:03,081 [ Thud ] Aaaah! 1845 01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:05,550 Aaaah! [ Slash ] 1846 01:12:05,552 --> 01:12:07,786 [ Slash ] [ Gasping ] 1847 01:12:07,788 --> 01:12:15,760 [ Crying ] I was so scared, I just took off running. 1848 01:12:15,762 --> 01:12:17,562 Just took off running. I didn't know what else to do. 1849 01:12:17,564 --> 01:12:18,130 I didn't know what else to do. I didn't even know what happened 1850 01:12:18,132 --> 01:12:20,366 I didn't even know what happened to him. 1851 01:12:20,367 --> 01:12:22,033 To him. [ Breathing heavily ] 1852 01:12:22,035 --> 01:12:22,567 [ Breathing heavily ] Until you saw him at the store? 1853 01:12:22,569 --> 01:12:24,235 Until you saw him at the store? Yes. 1854 01:12:24,237 --> 01:12:24,737 Yes. And then you couldn't go in? 1855 01:12:24,739 --> 01:12:26,638 And then you couldn't go in? God. 1856 01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,107 God. I mean, I couldn't face him 1857 01:12:28,108 --> 01:12:30,008 I mean, I couldn't face him after all these years. 1858 01:12:30,011 --> 01:12:30,809 After all these years. How could I, after leaving him 1859 01:12:30,811 --> 01:12:31,776 how could I, after leaving him all alone? 1860 01:12:31,778 --> 01:12:33,446 All alone? [ Sniffles ] 1861 01:12:33,448 --> 01:12:34,947 [ Sniffles ] I didn't want anything like 1862 01:12:34,949 --> 01:12:37,849 I didn't want anything like this to ever happen again. 1863 01:12:37,851 --> 01:12:39,885 This to ever happen again. Believe me, Jennifer... 1864 01:12:39,887 --> 01:12:40,952 Believe me, Jennifer... I never would have put you guys 1865 01:12:40,954 --> 01:12:41,820 I never would have put you guys in any danger. 1866 01:12:41,822 --> 01:12:42,621 In any danger. [ Sarcastically ] Yeah, well, 1867 01:12:42,623 --> 01:12:45,724 [ sarcastically ] Yeah, well, you're doing a real good job 1868 01:12:45,726 --> 01:12:46,458 you're doing a real good job of it... 1869 01:12:46,461 --> 01:12:48,294 Of it... [ Sighs ] 1870 01:12:48,296 --> 01:12:50,528 [ Sighs ] We got to find father Cummings. 1871 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:54,132 We got to find father Cummings. [ Breathing heavily ] 1872 01:12:54,134 --> 01:12:57,236 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Music intensifies ] 1873 01:12:57,238 --> 01:12:59,672 [ Music intensifies ] [ Snoring ] 1874 01:12:59,673 --> 01:13:00,606 [ Snoring ] You're welcome. 1875 01:13:00,608 --> 01:13:01,540 You're welcome. [ Snores ] 1876 01:13:01,542 --> 01:13:06,244 [ Snores ] Hmm. 1877 01:13:06,246 --> 01:13:07,378 Hmm. [ Smacking lips ] 1878 01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:09,315 [ Smacking lips ] Whoa! 1879 01:13:09,317 --> 01:13:11,316 Whoa! Where is Dwayne? 1880 01:13:11,318 --> 01:13:12,684 Where is Dwayne? [ Gasps ] I don't know! 1881 01:13:12,686 --> 01:13:13,618 [ Gasps ] I don't know! If he went to that Christian 1882 01:13:13,621 --> 01:13:14,385 if he went to that Christian camp, it's your... 1883 01:13:14,387 --> 01:13:15,287 Camp, it's your... [ Whimpers ] 1884 01:13:15,289 --> 01:13:16,121 [ Whimpers ] Where's Dwayne?! 1885 01:13:16,123 --> 01:13:16,856 Where's Dwayne?! I don't know! 1886 01:13:16,857 --> 01:13:17,522 I don't know! [ Grunts ] 1887 01:13:17,524 --> 01:13:18,957 [ Grunts ] [ Gasps ] 1888 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,291 [ Gasps ] Come on, where's Dwayne? 1889 01:13:20,294 --> 01:13:21,326 Come on, where's Dwayne? I don't know, I swear. 1890 01:13:21,328 --> 01:13:22,393 I don't know, I swear. Where's Dwayne? 1891 01:13:22,395 --> 01:13:23,628 Where's Dwayne? I don't know! 1892 01:13:23,630 --> 01:13:25,197 I don't know! Where's Dwayne?! 1893 01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:26,731 Where's Dwayne?! [ Grunting ] 1894 01:13:26,734 --> 01:13:29,335 [ Grunting ] God...It. 1895 01:13:29,337 --> 01:13:30,769 God...It. [ Crying ] 1896 01:13:30,771 --> 01:13:31,402 [ Crying ] I'm gonna go call the 1897 01:13:31,404 --> 01:13:32,872 I'm gonna go call the sheriff. 1898 01:13:32,873 --> 01:13:34,305 Sheriff. What are you gonna do? 1899 01:13:34,307 --> 01:13:35,573 What are you gonna do? What do you think I'm 1900 01:13:35,575 --> 01:13:36,441 gonna do? [ Sobbing ] 1901 01:13:36,443 --> 01:13:37,842 [ Sobbing ] I'm gonna save the day. 1902 01:13:37,845 --> 01:13:39,077 I'm gonna save the day. No. 1903 01:13:39,079 --> 01:13:41,379 No. ...Nut. 1904 01:13:41,381 --> 01:13:44,483 ...nut. Come on. 1905 01:13:44,485 --> 01:13:45,818 Come on. [ Music fades ] 1906 01:13:45,820 --> 01:13:46,618 [ Music fades ] [ Sighs ] 1907 01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:48,286 [ Sighs ] [ Gasps ] 1908 01:13:48,288 --> 01:13:49,621 [ Gasps ] [ Dramatic music plays ] 1909 01:13:49,623 --> 01:13:51,623 [ Dramatic music plays ] What's going on? 1910 01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:52,591 What's going on? Has anyone seen a soda machine 1911 01:13:52,593 --> 01:13:54,559 has anyone seen a soda machine around here? 1912 01:13:54,561 --> 01:13:55,994 Around here? Oh... 1913 01:13:55,996 --> 01:13:58,563 Oh... You can't say... 1914 01:13:58,565 --> 01:14:00,498 You can't say... [ Chuckling ] 1915 01:14:00,501 --> 01:14:03,868 [ Sobbing loudly ] 1916 01:14:03,870 --> 01:14:11,870 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 1917 01:14:15,081 --> 01:14:18,650 Aah! [ Gasps ] 1918 01:14:18,652 --> 01:14:21,486 [ Gasps ] Aaaah! 1919 01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:23,855 Aaaah! Aaaah! 1920 01:14:23,857 --> 01:14:31,857 [ Breathing heavily ] 1921 01:14:35,502 --> 01:14:43,502 [ Grunting ] [ Chuckling ] 1922 01:14:51,586 --> 01:14:58,623 Ugh! [ Thud ] 1923 01:14:58,625 --> 01:14:59,858 [ Thud ] [ Whimsical music plays ] 1924 01:14:59,861 --> 01:15:01,260 [ Whimsical music plays ] [ Dramatic music plays ] 1925 01:15:01,262 --> 01:15:01,961 [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Breathing heavily ] 1926 01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:04,797 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Gasps ] 1927 01:15:04,799 --> 01:15:08,033 [ Gasps ] Aaaaah! 1928 01:15:08,034 --> 01:15:11,070 Aaaaah! Aaaaah! 1929 01:15:11,072 --> 01:15:14,005 Aaaaah! "For god so loved the world, 1930 01:15:14,007 --> 01:15:16,876 "for god so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, 1931 01:15:16,877 --> 01:15:20,112 he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believeth in him 1932 01:15:20,113 --> 01:15:21,346 that whoever believeth in him shall not die, but have 1933 01:15:21,348 --> 01:15:24,250 shall not die, but have everlasting life." 1934 01:15:24,251 --> 01:15:25,083 Everlasting life." Or not. 1935 01:15:25,085 --> 01:15:26,285 Or not. [ Slash ] 1936 01:15:26,286 --> 01:15:27,553 [ Slash ] [ Moaning ] 1937 01:15:27,554 --> 01:15:29,188 [ Moaning ] [ Gasping ] 1938 01:15:29,189 --> 01:15:31,790 [ Gasping ] Aaaah! 1939 01:15:31,792 --> 01:15:33,925 Aaaah! Aaaah! 1940 01:15:33,928 --> 01:15:35,027 Aaaah! [ Laughing evilly ] 1941 01:15:35,029 --> 01:15:36,227 [ Laughing evilly ] Hail Mary, full of grace. 1942 01:15:36,229 --> 01:15:37,729 Hail Mary, full of grace. Our lord is with thee. 1943 01:15:37,731 --> 01:15:38,730 Our lord is with thee. Hail Mary, full of grace. 1944 01:15:38,732 --> 01:15:40,498 Hail Mary, full of grace. Our lord is with thee. 1945 01:15:40,501 --> 01:15:42,533 Our lord is with thee. Aaaah. 1946 01:15:42,535 --> 01:15:44,702 Aaaah. [ Dramatic music continues ] 1947 01:15:44,704 --> 01:15:47,605 [ Dramatic music continues ] Aaaaah! 1948 01:15:47,607 --> 01:15:48,507 Aaaaah! Aah! 1949 01:15:48,509 --> 01:15:52,243 Aah! [ Thud ] 1950 01:15:52,245 --> 01:15:54,313 [ Thud ] [ Gasping ] 1951 01:15:54,315 --> 01:16:02,315 [ Music intensifies ] [ Breathing heavily ] 1952 01:16:05,158 --> 01:16:06,224 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Gasps ] Oh! Oh! 1953 01:16:06,226 --> 01:16:07,959 [ Gasps ] Oh! Oh! Oh, god! 1954 01:16:07,962 --> 01:16:09,027 Oh, god! Help me. Help me. 1955 01:16:09,029 --> 01:16:11,363 Help me. Help me. Aah! 1956 01:16:11,364 --> 01:16:13,598 Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1957 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,566 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1958 01:16:15,568 --> 01:16:17,435 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ugh. 1959 01:16:17,437 --> 01:16:19,537 Ugh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1960 01:16:19,539 --> 01:16:20,104 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, my god! 1961 01:16:20,106 --> 01:16:20,805 Oh! Oh, my god! Help me. 1962 01:16:20,807 --> 01:16:21,941 Help me. Aah! 1963 01:16:21,943 --> 01:16:23,241 Aah! Help me. 1964 01:16:23,243 --> 01:16:24,242 Help me. Aah! 1965 01:16:24,244 --> 01:16:27,913 Aah! Help. 1966 01:16:27,915 --> 01:16:30,616 Help. Aah! Aah! 1967 01:16:30,617 --> 01:16:32,050 Aah! Aah! [ Moaning ] 1968 01:16:32,052 --> 01:16:33,485 [ Moaning ] Aah! 1969 01:16:33,487 --> 01:16:35,287 Aah! Ugh! 1970 01:16:35,289 --> 01:16:38,356 Ugh! Aah! 1971 01:16:38,358 --> 01:16:40,458 Aah! [ Whimpering ] 1972 01:16:40,461 --> 01:16:42,560 [ Whimpering ] No! No! No! 1973 01:16:42,562 --> 01:16:44,696 No! No! No! No! No! No! 1974 01:16:44,699 --> 01:16:52,699 [ Breathing heavily ] 1975 01:16:53,073 --> 01:17:01,073 ...let me in. [ Breathing heavily ] 1976 01:17:05,285 --> 01:17:09,887 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Music softens ] 1977 01:17:09,888 --> 01:17:12,191 [ Music softens ] [ Sobbing ] 1978 01:17:12,193 --> 01:17:20,193 Oh, please. Oh, please. 1979 01:17:24,471 --> 01:17:27,172 Oh, please. [ Sobs ] 1980 01:17:27,174 --> 01:17:30,541 [ Sobs ] Our father, who art in heaven 1981 01:17:30,544 --> 01:17:32,444 our father, who art in heaven [Sobs] hallowed be thy name; 1982 01:17:32,445 --> 01:17:33,779 [sobs] Hallowed be thy name; [Sobs] Thy kingdom come, 1983 01:17:33,781 --> 01:17:35,179 [sobs] Thy kingdom come, [Sobs] Thy will be done, 1984 01:17:35,181 --> 01:17:35,680 [sobs] Thy will be done, [Sobs] On earth as it is in 1985 01:17:35,682 --> 01:17:36,314 [sobs] On earth as it is in heaven. 1986 01:17:36,316 --> 01:17:37,850 Heaven. [ Sobs ] 1987 01:17:37,852 --> 01:17:39,283 [ Sobs ] Give us this day our daily 1988 01:17:39,285 --> 01:17:41,019 give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our 1989 01:17:41,021 --> 01:17:42,421 bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those 1990 01:17:42,423 --> 01:17:43,021 trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. 1991 01:17:43,024 --> 01:17:44,456 Who trespass against us. [ Sobs ] 1992 01:17:44,458 --> 01:17:46,157 [ Sobs ] Lead us not into temptation 1993 01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:46,758 lead us not into temptation [Sobs] but deliver us from evil. 1994 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,326 [Sobs] But deliver us from evil. [ Sobs ] 1995 01:17:48,328 --> 01:17:49,862 [ Sobs ] Thine is the kingdom and the 1996 01:17:49,864 --> 01:17:53,232 thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. 1997 01:17:53,234 --> 01:17:54,699 Power and the glory forever. [ Sobs ] 1998 01:17:54,701 --> 01:17:55,834 [ Sobs ] Amen. 1999 01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:56,834 Amen. [ Suspenseful music plays ] 2000 01:17:56,836 --> 01:17:57,970 [ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Sobs ] 2001 01:17:57,971 --> 01:18:00,872 [ Sobs ] Aaaaah! 2002 01:18:00,874 --> 01:18:03,875 Aaaaah! Aaaah! 2003 01:18:03,877 --> 01:18:11,877 My child... Oh...My Jesus. 2004 01:18:20,994 --> 01:18:23,161 Oh...My Jesus. [ Sniffles ] 2005 01:18:23,163 --> 01:18:25,763 [ Sniffles ] Please forgive me. 2006 01:18:25,765 --> 01:18:27,832 Please forgive me. You can be a butt slammer, 2007 01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:30,636 you can be a butt slammer, turd burglar...Smoker, 2008 01:18:30,637 --> 01:18:33,438 turd burglar...Smoker, baloney pony rider and still 2009 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,074 baloney pony rider and still have the kingdom of god. 2010 01:18:35,075 --> 01:18:36,941 Have the kingdom of god. You could be a practicing 2011 01:18:36,943 --> 01:18:37,775 you could be a practicing homosexual and believe in the 2012 01:18:37,777 --> 01:18:39,945 homosexual and believe in the lord above. 2013 01:18:39,947 --> 01:18:42,481 Lord above. It's not a problem. 2014 01:18:42,482 --> 01:18:43,581 It's not a problem. But you don't understand. 2015 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,416 But you don't understand. [ Sniffles ] 2016 01:18:45,418 --> 01:18:46,684 [ Sniffles ] I knew about this place, and I 2017 01:18:46,687 --> 01:18:47,985 I knew about this place, and I knew what happened. 2018 01:18:47,987 --> 01:18:48,719 Knew what happened. [ Sniffles ] 2019 01:18:48,721 --> 01:18:50,388 [ Sniffles ] [ Sighs ] 2020 01:18:50,391 --> 01:18:50,922 [ Sighs ] Still, I brought the kids up 2021 01:18:50,925 --> 01:18:52,658 still, I brought the kids up here. 2022 01:18:52,659 --> 01:18:54,393 Here. [ Sniffles ] I'm responsible. 2023 01:18:54,394 --> 01:18:55,760 [ Sniffles ] I'm responsible. Now, that, we have a problem 2024 01:18:55,762 --> 01:18:57,229 now, that, we have a problem with, you little homo. 2025 01:18:57,230 --> 01:19:00,431 With, you little homo. That, we can't forgive. 2026 01:19:00,433 --> 01:19:01,332 That, we can't forgive. Mnh-mnh. 2027 01:19:01,334 --> 01:19:03,734 Mnh-mnh. [ Sniffles ] 2028 01:19:03,737 --> 01:19:11,737 Save...This...Camp. [ Chuckles ] 2029 01:19:18,118 --> 01:19:19,550 [ Chuckles ] Go kick the sister's... 2030 01:19:19,552 --> 01:19:21,553 Go kick the sister's... [ Chuckles ] 2031 01:19:21,554 --> 01:19:22,320 [ Chuckles ] Ah. 2032 01:19:22,323 --> 01:19:23,855 Ah. Hot dog! 2033 01:19:23,857 --> 01:19:26,624 Hot dog! There goes another disciple. 2034 01:19:26,626 --> 01:19:28,226 There goes another disciple. I love the Jesus business. 2035 01:19:28,228 --> 01:19:31,095 I love the Jesus business. [ Breathing heavily ] 2036 01:19:31,097 --> 01:19:39,097 Oh! [ Gasps ] Oh! 2037 01:19:40,173 --> 01:19:48,173 [ Gasps ] Aah! Aah! 2038 01:19:54,087 --> 01:19:56,854 Aah! Aah! Aaaah! 2039 01:19:56,856 --> 01:19:57,990 Aaaah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 2040 01:19:57,991 --> 01:19:59,991 Aah! Aah! Aah! No! 2041 01:19:59,993 --> 01:20:01,058 No! [ Breathing heavily ] 2042 01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:03,161 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Gasps ] 2043 01:20:03,163 --> 01:20:05,596 [ Gasps ] Where's Dwayne? 2044 01:20:05,598 --> 01:20:08,699 Where's Dwayne? Holy... 2045 01:20:08,701 --> 01:20:16,701 [ Grunts ] [ Breathing heavily ] 2046 01:20:21,014 --> 01:20:29,014 You should get down on your knees and start asking for 2047 01:20:29,589 --> 01:20:31,190 knees and start asking for forgiveness. 2048 01:20:31,192 --> 01:20:32,890 Forgiveness. Stealing is a sin. 2049 01:20:32,893 --> 01:20:34,926 Stealing is a sin. [ Laughing evilly ] 2050 01:20:34,929 --> 01:20:38,229 [ Laughing evilly ] That's one big... 2051 01:20:38,232 --> 01:20:40,264 That's one big... [ Continues laughing ] 2052 01:20:40,266 --> 01:20:41,533 [ Continues laughing ] [ Gasping ] 2053 01:20:41,534 --> 01:20:44,769 [ Gasping ] Dwayne? 2054 01:20:44,771 --> 01:20:47,471 Dwayne? Hold on, baby. 2055 01:20:47,473 --> 01:20:49,106 Hold on, baby. You trannies don't scare me. 2056 01:20:49,108 --> 01:20:51,510 You trannies don't scare me. [ Crying ] 2057 01:20:51,512 --> 01:20:53,110 [ Crying ] I've been a naughty girl. 2058 01:20:53,112 --> 01:20:55,246 I've been a naughty girl. [ Sobbing ] 2059 01:20:55,248 --> 01:20:56,314 [ Sobbing ] You're like a girl! 2060 01:20:56,316 --> 01:20:59,250 You're like a girl! No! 2061 01:20:59,252 --> 01:21:03,854 No! [ Laughing evilly ] 2062 01:21:03,857 --> 01:21:07,693 [ Laughing evilly ] [ Laughing evilly ] 2063 01:21:07,695 --> 01:21:09,493 [ Laughing evilly ] Revelation 12:12. 2064 01:21:09,495 --> 01:21:14,499 Revelation 12:12. [ Laughs ] 2065 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:17,201 [ Laughs ] "Woe to the earth and the sea, 2066 01:21:17,203 --> 01:21:18,803 "woe to the earth and the sea, for the devil has come to live 2067 01:21:18,805 --> 01:21:21,072 for the devil has come to live among thee." 2068 01:21:21,074 --> 01:21:24,542 Among thee." [ Laughs ] 2069 01:21:24,545 --> 01:21:25,843 [ Laughs ] [ Crying ] 2070 01:21:25,845 --> 01:21:27,145 [ Crying ] Ugh! 2071 01:21:27,146 --> 01:21:31,215 Ugh! [ Sighs ] 2072 01:21:31,218 --> 01:21:36,153 [ Sighs ] "For he is full of rage and 2073 01:21:36,155 --> 01:21:37,923 "for he is full of rage and fury because his time on earth 2074 01:21:37,925 --> 01:21:39,024 fury because his time on earth is short!" 2075 01:21:39,025 --> 01:21:41,660 Is short!" [ Music intensifies ] 2076 01:21:41,662 --> 01:21:42,960 [ Music intensifies ] [ Breathing heavily ] 2077 01:21:42,962 --> 01:21:46,465 [ Breathing heavily ] You... 2078 01:21:46,466 --> 01:21:51,035 You... Cannot tell me... 2079 01:21:51,037 --> 01:21:52,470 Cannot tell me... Who I am! 2080 01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:54,805 Who I am! [ Scoffing ] Oh. 2081 01:21:54,807 --> 01:21:58,509 [ Scoffing ] Oh. Ah. 2082 01:21:58,511 --> 01:22:02,913 Ah. [ Growling ] 2083 01:22:02,915 --> 01:22:06,050 [ Growling ] [ Gurgling ] 2084 01:22:06,052 --> 01:22:08,119 [ Gurgling ] [ Gasping ] 2085 01:22:08,121 --> 01:22:10,821 [ Gasping ] [ Grunts ] 2086 01:22:10,823 --> 01:22:18,823 Ugh. Ouch. 2087 01:22:23,737 --> 01:22:26,437 Ouch. Aah! 2088 01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:29,373 Aah! Please, god, do something! 2089 01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:31,843 Please, god, do something! [ Music intensifies ] 2090 01:22:31,844 --> 01:22:39,844 The wrath of god is upon thee. Deuteronomy 7... 2091 01:22:45,058 --> 01:22:47,325 Deuteronomy 7... Something. 2092 01:22:47,327 --> 01:22:55,327 Ugh. Hyah, hyah. 2093 01:23:03,810 --> 01:23:05,810 Hyah, hyah. [ Chuckling evilly ] 2094 01:23:05,812 --> 01:23:10,181 [ Chuckling evilly ] [ Grunts ] 2095 01:23:10,183 --> 01:23:12,450 [ Grunts ] [ Dramatic music plays ] 2096 01:23:12,452 --> 01:23:15,052 [ Dramatic music plays ] [ Growls ] 2097 01:23:15,054 --> 01:23:15,887 [ Growls ] You got hell to pay, sister. 2098 01:23:15,888 --> 01:23:17,254 You got hell to pay, sister. Hyah! 2099 01:23:17,256 --> 01:23:19,724 Hyah! [ Thud ] 2100 01:23:19,726 --> 01:23:23,161 [ Thud ] [ Music intensifies ] 2101 01:23:23,163 --> 01:23:25,297 [ Music intensifies ] [ Breathing heavily ] 2102 01:23:25,299 --> 01:23:27,399 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Whimpering ] 2103 01:23:27,401 --> 01:23:30,034 [ Whimpering ] Hyah. 2104 01:23:30,036 --> 01:23:30,901 Hyah. [ Grunting ] 2105 01:23:30,903 --> 01:23:33,337 [ Grunting ] [ Growls ] 2106 01:23:33,339 --> 01:23:35,072 [ Growls ] Oh, boy! 2107 01:23:35,074 --> 01:23:37,408 Oh, boy! [ Giggling evilly ] 2108 01:23:37,410 --> 01:23:39,276 [ Giggling evilly ] Aaaah. 2109 01:23:39,278 --> 01:23:41,446 Aaaah. Aaah. 2110 01:23:41,448 --> 01:23:48,686 [ Harmonica plays "amazing grace" ] 2111 01:23:48,688 --> 01:23:56,688 Well, guess you all learned a very valuable lesson this 2112 01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:02,767 very valuable lesson this weekend. 2113 01:24:02,769 --> 01:24:04,368 Weekend. I never doubted you for a 2114 01:24:04,370 --> 01:24:05,737 I never doubted you for a minute. 2115 01:24:05,739 --> 01:24:07,471 Minute. Holy... 2116 01:24:07,473 --> 01:24:08,906 Holy... I can't believe it's you! 2117 01:24:08,908 --> 01:24:10,342 I can't believe it's you! Well, maybe you should 2118 01:24:10,344 --> 01:24:12,711 well, maybe you should believe so you'd stop all 2119 01:24:12,713 --> 01:24:14,211 believe so you'd stop all your... 2120 01:24:14,213 --> 01:24:14,746 Your... Why do you guys like camping 2121 01:24:14,747 --> 01:24:16,381 why do you guys like camping anyway? 2122 01:24:16,383 --> 01:24:18,015 Anyway? You know, back in the old days, 2123 01:24:18,017 --> 01:24:19,384 you know, back in the old days, me and the disciples used to go 2124 01:24:19,386 --> 01:24:21,486 me and the disciples used to go camping around Jerusalem. 2125 01:24:21,488 --> 01:24:24,088 Camping around Jerusalem. Too many snakes. 2126 01:24:24,090 --> 01:24:25,389 Too many snakes. Give me a nice hotel [Pops] and 2127 01:24:25,391 --> 01:24:26,524 give me a nice hotel [Pops] and room service. 2128 01:24:26,526 --> 01:24:28,025 Room service. [ Chuckles ] 2129 01:24:28,027 --> 01:24:30,295 [ Chuckles ] God bless you all. 2130 01:24:30,296 --> 01:24:31,362 God bless you all. "Saints go marching in." 2131 01:24:31,365 --> 01:24:35,233 "Saints go marching in." [ Harmonica plays "when 2132 01:24:35,235 --> 01:24:37,335 [ harmonica plays "when the saints go marching in" ] 2133 01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:45,337 Wait! [ Whimpering ] Your hand. 2134 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,680 Your hand. J.J.? 2135 01:24:49,682 --> 01:24:51,783 J.J.? Dwayne? 2136 01:24:51,784 --> 01:24:54,084 Dwayne? Are you taking them with you? 2137 01:24:54,087 --> 01:24:54,853 Are you taking them with you? No. They don't qualify. 2138 01:24:54,854 --> 01:24:56,787 No. They don't qualify. What?! 2139 01:24:56,789 --> 01:24:57,655 What?! Come on! I'm just kidding. 2140 01:24:57,657 --> 01:25:00,658 Come on! I'm just kidding. Lighten up. 2141 01:25:00,661 --> 01:25:02,627 Lighten up. Heaven is for everyone. 2142 01:25:02,628 --> 01:25:04,395 Heaven is for everyone. [ Crying ] Oh. 2143 01:25:04,397 --> 01:25:05,396 [ Crying ] Oh. Except you. 2144 01:25:05,398 --> 01:25:08,065 Except you. [ Drum plays up-tempo 2145 01:25:08,067 --> 01:25:09,234 [ drum plays up-tempo rock 'n' roll ] 2146 01:25:09,236 --> 01:25:11,502 Rock 'n' roll ] [ The smoking vaginas' "when the 2147 01:25:11,504 --> 01:25:19,504 [ mouthing words ] 2148 01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:27,679 ♪ oh, when the saints go marching in ♪ 2149 01:25:28,355 --> 01:25:28,753 go marching in ♪ ♪ oh, when the saints 2150 01:25:28,755 --> 01:25:30,921 ♪ oh, when the saints go 2151 01:25:30,923 --> 01:25:34,793 go marching in ♪ 2152 01:25:34,795 --> 01:25:35,827 marching in ♪ ♪ I want to be in that number 2153 01:25:35,828 --> 01:25:38,929 ♪ I want to be in that number ♪ when the saints 2154 01:25:38,931 --> 01:25:41,065 ♪ when the saints go marching in ♪ 2155 01:25:41,068 --> 01:25:49,068 ♪ oh, when the moon turns red with blood ♪ 2156 01:25:52,745 --> 01:25:54,411 with blood ♪ ♪ oh, when the moon turns red 2157 01:25:54,414 --> 01:25:58,283 ♪ oh, when the moon turns red with blood ♪ 2158 01:25:58,284 --> 01:25:59,617 with blood ♪ ♪ I want to be in that number 2159 01:25:59,619 --> 01:26:01,552 ♪ I want to be in that number ♪ when the saints 2160 01:26:01,554 --> 01:26:04,121 ♪ when the saints go marching in ♪ 2161 01:26:04,123 --> 01:26:12,123 ♪ oh, when the trumpet sounds its call for you ♪ 2162 01:26:16,669 --> 01:26:18,435 its call for you ♪ ♪ oh, when the trumpet sounds, 2163 01:26:18,437 --> 01:26:20,337 ♪ oh, when the trumpet sounds, ♪ lord, how I want to be here 2164 01:26:20,340 --> 01:26:22,306 ♪ lord, how I want to be here with you ♪ 2165 01:26:22,308 --> 01:26:25,777 with you ♪ ♪ with you 2166 01:26:25,778 --> 01:26:30,615 ♪ with you ♪ oh, oh 2167 01:26:30,616 --> 01:26:31,950 ♪ oh, oh ♪ with you 2168 01:26:31,951 --> 01:26:32,583 ♪ with you ♪ some say this world of 2169 01:26:32,585 --> 01:26:34,585 ♪ some say this world of trouble ♪ 2170 01:26:34,587 --> 01:26:35,953 trouble ♪ ♪ is the only one we need 2171 01:26:35,955 --> 01:26:36,588 ♪ is the only one we need ♪ but I'm waiting for that 2172 01:26:36,590 --> 01:26:38,089 ♪ but I'm waiting for that morning ♪ 2173 01:26:38,090 --> 01:26:40,057 morning ♪ ♪ when the new world's 2174 01:26:40,059 --> 01:26:42,026 ♪ when the new world's revealed ♪ 2175 01:26:42,028 --> 01:26:45,796 revealed ♪ ♪ revealed 2176 01:26:45,798 --> 01:26:50,034 ♪ revealed ♪ oh, oh 2177 01:26:50,036 --> 01:26:53,938 ♪ oh, oh ♪ revealed 2178 01:26:53,940 --> 01:26:55,574 ♪ revealed ♪ oh, oh 2179 01:26:55,575 --> 01:26:57,975 ♪ oh, oh ♪ revealed 2180 01:26:57,977 --> 01:26:59,743 ♪ revealed ♪ revealed 2181 01:26:59,745 --> 01:27:03,914 ♪ revealed ♪ revealed 2182 01:27:03,916 --> 01:27:04,949 ♪ revealed ♪ revea-ea-led 2183 01:27:04,951 --> 01:27:07,318 ♪ revea-ea-led [ Discordant instrumental music 2184 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:15,320 [ soft music plays ] [ Chuckling ] 2185 01:27:27,940 --> 01:27:29,607 [ Chuckling ] [ Laughing ] 2186 01:27:29,609 --> 01:27:31,075 [ Laughing ] [ Sighs ] 2187 01:27:31,077 --> 01:27:31,642 [ Sighs ] Father Cummings, are you 2188 01:27:31,644 --> 01:27:33,644 father Cummings, are you coming? 2189 01:27:33,647 --> 01:27:35,614 Coming? [ Breathing heavily ] 2190 01:27:35,616 --> 01:27:36,914 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Sighs ] 2191 01:27:36,916 --> 01:27:37,781 [ Sighs ] ...Of a weekend. 2192 01:27:37,783 --> 01:27:38,882 ...of a weekend. [ Chuckling ] 2193 01:27:38,884 --> 01:27:39,817 [ Chuckling ] ...Of a weekend. 2194 01:27:39,819 --> 01:27:41,886 ...of a weekend. [ Chuckles ] 2195 01:27:41,887 --> 01:27:47,825 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 2196 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:55,827 Tad? Tad? 2197 01:27:57,270 --> 01:27:58,235 Tad? I don't think I'm a virgin 2198 01:27:58,237 --> 01:28:00,738 I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. 2199 01:28:00,741 --> 01:28:02,373 Anymore. But I kind of liked it. 2200 01:28:02,375 --> 01:28:03,008 But I kind of liked it. ♪ but I'm waiting for that 2201 01:28:03,010 --> 01:28:04,676 ♪ but I'm waiting for that morning ♪ 2202 01:28:04,678 --> 01:28:06,710 morning ♪ ♪ when the new world's 2203 01:28:06,712 --> 01:28:08,779 ♪ when the new world's revealed ♪ 2204 01:28:08,781 --> 01:28:12,450 revealed ♪ ♪ revealed 2205 01:28:12,451 --> 01:28:16,754 ♪ revealed ♪ oh, oh 2206 01:28:16,756 --> 01:28:20,324 ♪ oh, oh ♪ revealed 2207 01:28:20,326 --> 01:28:22,493 ♪ revealed ♪ oh, oh 2208 01:28:22,495 --> 01:28:24,395 ♪ oh, oh ♪ revealed 2209 01:28:24,397 --> 01:28:26,263 ♪ revealed ♪ revealed 2210 01:28:26,265 --> 01:28:30,735 ♪ revealed ♪ revealed 2211 01:28:30,736 --> 01:28:31,835 ♪ revealed ♪ revea-ea-led 2212 01:28:31,837 --> 01:28:33,937 ♪ revea-ea-led [ Discordant instrumental music 2213 01:28:33,939 --> 01:28:41,939 [ mid-tempo music plays ] 2214 01:28:43,683 --> 01:28:51,683 ♪ oh, when the rich ♪ go out and work 2215 01:29:04,470 --> 01:29:05,804 ♪ go out and work ♪ oh, when the rich go out and 2216 01:29:05,805 --> 01:29:10,340 ♪ oh, when the rich go out and work ♪ 2217 01:29:10,343 --> 01:29:11,776 work ♪ ♪ I want to be in that number 2218 01:29:11,778 --> 01:29:14,746 ♪ I want to be in that number ♪ when the saints 2219 01:29:14,748 --> 01:29:16,080 ♪ when the saints go marching in ♪ 2220 01:29:16,082 --> 01:29:16,980 go marching in ♪ ♪ oh, when the saints 2221 01:29:16,982 --> 01:29:18,049 ♪ oh, when the saints ♪ oh, when the saints 2222 01:29:18,051 --> 01:29:19,249 ♪ oh, when the saints ♪ go marching in 2223 01:29:19,251 --> 01:29:20,584 ♪ go marching in ♪ go marching in 2224 01:29:20,586 --> 01:29:23,754 ♪ go marching in ♪ oh, when the saints 2225 01:29:23,756 --> 01:29:28,225 ♪ oh, when the saints go marching in ♪ 2226 01:29:28,227 --> 01:29:29,294 go marching in ♪ ♪ I want to be in that number 2227 01:29:29,295 --> 01:29:33,630 ♪ I want to be in that number ♪ when the saints 2228 01:29:33,632 --> 01:29:41,138 all right! [ Drums play marching beat ] 2229 01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:49,140 ♪ oh, when the saints go marching in ♪ 2230 01:29:53,553 --> 01:29:56,687 go marching in ♪ ♪ oh, when those saints 2231 01:29:56,689 --> 01:30:00,958 ♪ oh, when those saints come marching in ♪ 2232 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,693 come marching in ♪ ♪ there's gonna be a...Riot 2233 01:30:02,695 --> 01:30:06,197 ♪ there's gonna be a...Riot ♪ oh, when the saints 2234 01:30:06,199 --> 01:30:07,297 ♪ oh, when the saints come marching in ♪ 2235 01:30:07,299 --> 01:30:08,899 come marching in ♪ [ Laughs ] 2236 01:30:08,902 --> 01:30:10,134 [ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ] 2237 01:30:10,136 --> 01:30:11,401 [ Cheers and applause ] Rock this thing. 2238 01:30:11,403 --> 01:30:12,303 Rock this thing. Oh, yeah! 2239 01:30:12,304 --> 01:30:14,972 Oh, yeah! ♪ when the saints 2240 01:30:14,974 --> 01:30:17,008 ♪ when the saints come marching in ♪ 2241 01:30:17,010 --> 01:30:19,143 come marching in ♪ ♪ when the saints 2242 01:30:19,145 --> 01:30:21,445 ♪ when the saints go marching in ♪ 2243 01:30:21,447 --> 01:30:24,449 go marching in ♪ ♪ when the saints 183630