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[ SIREN WHOOPS ]
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[ GROANS ]
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HELLO.
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GOOD AFTERNOON, OFFICER.
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THAT IS A FINE BIKE
YOU GOT THERE. INDIAN?
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FULL DRESS
D-TWIN 5-SPEED POLICE PURSUIT MODEL,
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OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS MY OFFICE.
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HA HA HA.
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YOU KNOW YOU ROLLED
THROUGH THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE?
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OKAY, WELL, I'LL STOP TWICE
AT THE NEXT ONE.
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HA HA HA.
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IS THAT HUMOR, SIR?
ARE YOU A FUNNY BOY?
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NO.
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NO, NOT AT ALL, SIR.
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LICENSE AND
REGISTRATION, PLEASE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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THANK YOU.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I JUST GOT
THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE,
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AND THERE IS NO WAY
THAT I'M GONNA FINISH THIS WHOLE THING.
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I FIND THAT
HARD TO BELIEVE.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'M JUST GONNA SET IT
RIGHT HERE ON THE DASHBOARD,
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AND I'M GONNA LOOK
THE OTHER WAY.
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HMM.
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I SMELL...
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A BRIBE.
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I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
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TO STEP OUT
OF THE VEHICLE, SIR.
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HANDS UP. OUT.
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OUT OF THE VEHICLE
RIGHT NOW.
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IT WASN'T A BRIBE.
IT WAS JUST A SANDWICH.
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HANDS ON THE HOOD.
SPREAD 'EM.
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SPREAD 'EM?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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THE HUMAN BODY HAS
EXACTLY SEVEN CAVITIES.
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I AM TRAINED TO SEARCH
EVERY ONE OF THEM.
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YOU'RE TICKLING ME!
YOU'RE TICKLING ME!
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TURN AROUND.
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OOF.
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SO...
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WE'RE COOL?
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DANNY?
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DANNY MAJOWSKI?
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DID THE AZTECS BUILD
RUNWAYS FOR THE GODS?!
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IN THE FLESH!
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AT LEAST YOU SCARED
THE HELL OUT OF ME.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT GUY
FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE.
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OH, YOU WISH.
OH, I DO NOT. STOP THAT.
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HOW YOU DOING, JIMMY?
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I'M DOING GOOD.
I'M DOING GREAT.
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LOOK AT YOU -- A COP.
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I MEAN, LAST I HEARD,
YOU WERE --
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YOU WERE EMCEEING
AT SOME STRIP CLUB DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS.
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YEAH.
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A BAD SCENE.
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WOW, YOU'RE A COP.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE
TOTALLY TURNED AROUND.
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YOU KNOW THE BEAUTY
PART? I DID IT WITHOUT JESUS.
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AH, GREAT
TO SEE YOU, MAN.
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YOU TOO, MAN.
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HEY, YOU KNOW,
WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER.
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE
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FOR SUNDAY NIGHT DINNER,
ALL RIGHT?
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I MEAN, CHERYL
WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU,
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AND I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY FAMILY.
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I WOULD
REALLY LIKE THAT.
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REALLY?
YES.
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THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
LET ME GIVE YOU AN ADDRESS.
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I'VE GOT YOUR ADDRESS.
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YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
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MM-HMM.
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UH, DANNY,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA --
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME
THAT TICKET, ARE YOU?
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MM...NO.
NOT THIS TIME,
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BUT I AM GONNA GIVE YOU
MY STANDARD WARNING.
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OH, GO AHEAD. SHOOT.
I'M READY. GIVE IT TO ME.
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SIR, WHEN YOU RUN
A STOP SIGN,
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YOU IMMEDIATELY BECOME
2 TONS OF ROLLING DEATH.
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YOU THINK, "OH,
I DON'T HAVE TO STOP.
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"I'M A BIG MAN.
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I JUST FOOLED
JOHNNY LAW. I'M COOL."
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WELL, NEXT TIME
YOU'RE WASHING YOUR CAR, ASK YOURSELF THIS --
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WOULD YOU RATHER BE
HOSING OFF DIRT
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OR LITTLE PIECES
OF BRAIN AND SKULL?
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SEE YOU SUNDAY.
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
GUESS WHAT I FOUND.
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OH, A REASON
TO GO ON A DIET?
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DANNY AND I PRINTED
THESE UP IN '75,
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AND WE SOLD THEM OUT
OF THE BACK OF HIS VAN,
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ALSO KNOWN AS
"THE GOOD TIMES MACHINE."
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I THOUGHT THAT'S
WHAT YOU CALLED THE REFRIGERATOR.
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NO, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL MY --
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JIM.
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LOOK AT THAT, HUH?
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DANNY IS
GONNA GO CRAZY WHEN HE SEES IT.
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YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
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AW, COME ON, CHERYL.
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DANNY'S A GOOD GUY.
GIVE HIM A BREAK.
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OH, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
THAT AT OUR WEDDING,
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HE GOT DRUNK
AND MADE THAT HORRIBLE TOAST ABOUT
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HOW YOU SHOULD
HAVE MARRIED YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND MISTY
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BECAUSE OF HER
MOSTER JUGS?
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MONSTERS?
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YES, HONEY,
THEY WERE MONSTERS.
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NICE MONSTERS.
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THEY WEREN'T REAL,
YOU KNOW.
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THEY WERE LIKE
PRETEND MONSTERS.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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OH, THAT'S HIM.
THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HIM.
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OH, HERE WE GO.
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YOU KNOW, AT THE WEDDING,
HE TRIED TO KISS ME.
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YOU TOO?
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COME HERE, MY FRIEND.
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HI, I'M DANNY.
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YOU MUST BE RUBY
AND GRACIE.
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YES.
YES.
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I THINK
I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR EACH OF YOU.
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YAY!
YAY!
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UH, DANNY, YOU GOT
TO GET IN THE DOOR
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BEFORE YOU GIVE
THOSE GIRLS PRESENTS.
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YOU REMEMBER
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE CHERYL?
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OH, DANNY.
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LOOK AT YOU IN A SUIT.
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AND LOOK -- NO BEARD.
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I'M A HANDSOME MAN.
WHY HIDE IT?
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HA HA HA.
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YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
DIDN'T HAVE TO GET GIFTS FOR THE GIRLS.
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AH, JUST STUFF
I FOUND LYING AROUND THE EVIDENCE ROOM.
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HI, I'M DANA.
WE MET AT THE WEDDING.
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YOU TRIED TO KISS ME.
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OH, THAT WAS YOU.
I'M SO SORRY.
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I WAS DIFFERENT
BACK THEN.
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NOW, WASN'T THERE
A CHUBBY BLOND GIRL WITH YOU?
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I OWE HER
AN APOLOGY, TOO.
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[ DEEP VOICE ]
HI, I'M ANDY --
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CHERYL AND DANA'S
MALE BROTHER.
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HEY, WHAT DO
YOU SAY WE, UH, GET SOMETHING TO EAT
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AND CRACK OPEN
THIS BOTTLE OF WINE?
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WELL, IT'S HOMEMADE.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAIT
10 YEARS BEFORE YOU DRINK IT.
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ALL RIGHT. WE'LL PUT IT
IN THE WINE CELLAR
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RIGHT NEXT
TO JIM'S ABDOMENIZER.
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HUH?
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WHO NEEDS IT?
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I GOT ONE OF THOSE
ELECTRIC BELTS
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THAT SHOCK YOU
INTO SHAPE.
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OH, YES.
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SO THE GUY PULLS
A 9-MILLIMETER GLOCK ON ME.
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I LOOK HIM
STRAIGHT IN THE EYE,
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I SAY, "AMIGO,
YOU GOT ONE SHOT,
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"AND IF I DON'T DROP
LIKE SOMETHING HEAVY OFF SOMETHING HIGH,
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IT'S PARTY TIME."
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HE BLINKS.
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I SPIN HIM AROUND,
GRAB HIS PIECE,
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AND PLANT MY FLORSHEIM
FIRMLY ON HIS HUEVOS.
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[ GASPS ]
OH, MY GOD.
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JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
I'M A TRAFFIC COP.
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OH, DANNY,
YOU HAD ME ON THAT ONE.
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YOU KNOW,
SPEAKING OF COPS,
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I ONCE SAT NEXT
TO DENNIS FRANZ
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ON A FLIGHT
TO DETROIT.
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WHEN HE FELL ASLEEP,
I GRABBED HIS NUTS.
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PEANUTS. PEANUTS.
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WELL, WE SHOULD BE GOING.
COME ON, ANDY.
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THANKS FOR DINNER.
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SO NICE TO SEE YOU
BOTH AGAIN. GOOD NIGHT.
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NO, NO, NO, DANNY,
DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO
AFTER SUCH A WONDERFUL EVENING.
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NO, NO, NO, PLEASE.
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COME ON. I GOT
A COUPLE CIGARS.
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LET'S GO OUT
ON THE PORCH
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AND SMOKE THEM
LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
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NO, I DON'T SMOKE
THOSE ANYMORE.
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BODY'S A TEMPLE.
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OH.
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IT'S A JOKE. LOOK AT ME.
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THANK YOU, DANNY.
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HE IS SO FUNNY.
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JIM, I GOTTA SAY,
HE HAS REALLY CHANGED.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I MEAN HE'S TONED DOWN,
LIKE YOU.
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HE'S LOST THAT WILD STREAK.
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HA HA HA. HONEY,
WE MAY BE TAME ON THE SURFACE,
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BUT WE STILL GOT
OUR WILD STREAK.
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WHAT, YOU DON'T
THINK SO?
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COME ON, THERE IS
A FIRE IN THIS BELLY.
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YEAH, AND GOOD LUCK
PUTTING THAT OUT.
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WHAT, WHAT --
ARE YOU SAYING --
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT
I-I'M NOT CRAZY ANYMORE?
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THERE'S NO MORE STREAK
IN ME? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
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'CAUSE YOU ARE
TOTALLY WRONG.
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BABY, I AM
A PARTY MACHINE.
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REALLY?
YES,
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AND IF I WANT TO GO OUT
DRINKING ALL NIGHT,
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THAT'S WHAT
I'M GONNA DO.
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NO, YOU CAN'T.
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NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME
WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO?
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NO, HONEY,
I MEAN YOU CAN'T.
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YOU'RE NOT PHYSICALLY ABLE.
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YOUR BODY WON'T LET YOU.
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CHERYL, YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW ME ANYMORE.
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I THINK WE NEED
TO HAVE MORE SEX.
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WHY?
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WHY NOT?
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HONEY, YOU KNOW,
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I NEED YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
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BECAUSE WE CAN'T GET PARTS
ANYMORE FOR THIS PARTY MACHINE.
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AW, SWEETIE,
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YOU ARE A HARD-WORKING
FATHER OF THREE
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WHO GOES TO BED
EVERY NIGHT AT 10:30,
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AND I LOVE THAT.
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YOU'RE MY WILD MAN, OKAY?
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HERE.
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NAPKINS?
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YES, I'M GONNA
GO CHECK ON THE GIRLS.
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YOU WANT ME
TO PUT THE NAPKINS IN THE LAUNDRY?
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AH HA.
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[ SPITS ]
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DANNY?
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OH, GOOD. I'LL RINSE THEM,
YOU PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.
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DANNY, WHAT HAS
HAPPENED TO YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, YOU USED
TO BE THE GUY --
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YOU KNOW, PARTYING,
PLAYING YOUR HARMONICA, RAISING HELL,
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NOT DOING DISHES.
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I'M STILL THE SAME GUY.
I'M JUST DIFFERENT.
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YOU ARE, TOO.
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WHY DOES EVERYONE
KEEP SAYING THAT?
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I AM NOT DIFFERENT.
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ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
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00:09:31,968 --> 00:09:33,067
I MEAN, IT MIGHT
LOOK, YOU KNOW,
234
00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,400
WITH THE FAMILY
AND EVERYTHING,
235
00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:37,501
BUT I AM
A CRAZY GUY.
236
00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,334
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T USE STEEL WOOL ON THAT TEFLON.
237
00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,033
IT'LL SCRATCH IT.
238
00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:44,634
WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT'S SILVERSTONE.
239
00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:46,067
IT CAN HANDLE
THE ABRASIVES.
240
00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,434
I HAVE AN OMELET PAN,
AND, UH...
241
00:09:47,501 --> 00:09:49,133
OKAY, THAT'S IT,
THAT'S IT.
242
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,634
YOU AND I -- WE'RE GOING
TO HARLOW'S TONIGHT.
243
00:09:52,701 --> 00:09:53,868
COME ON,
LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.
244
00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:55,067
AW, IT'S KIND OF LATE.
245
00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:56,300
WELL, SO WHAT?
COME ON,
246
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:58,501
WE HAVEN'T SEEN
EACH OTHER FOR 10 YEARS, MAN.
247
00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:01,000
IS IT GOING TO KILL YOU
TO GO OUT WITH YOUR BUDDY A LITTLE BIT?
248
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,934
WELL, I GOTTA WORK
TOMORROW. SO DO I.
249
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,567
WE'LL GET HOME EARLY,
HONEST TO GOD.
250
00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:06,033
WE WON'T STAY OUT
TOO LATE.
251
00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,367
WELL, I SUPPOSE THESE
SHOULD SOAK OVERNIGHT.
252
00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:10,434
YEAH!
253
00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:12,234
HEY, DO YOU STILL HAVE
THE GOOD TIMES MACHINE?
254
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,334
UM, NO,
I'VE GOT A SATURN.
255
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,667
IT'S LIKE BEING
PART OF A CLUB.
256
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,367
CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH...
257
00:10:22,434 --> 00:10:24,667
I-I GOT IT,
G-G-G-G-G-G-- GOT IT!
258
00:10:24,734 --> 00:10:26,501
YOU ARE IN CONSTRUCTION!
259
00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,133
YES, I AM!
260
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,534
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
261
00:10:29,601 --> 00:10:30,634
LOOK AT THAT.
262
00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,901
OH, OH, OFFICER,
263
00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:35,033
I THINK THERE'S
SOMEONE HERE BREAKING THE LAW.
264
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,300
WRITE HER A TICKET.
265
00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:37,968
PULL OVER THERE, MA'AM.
266
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:41,434
I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO CITE YOU FOR EXCESS CLEAVAGE!
267
00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:42,934
RIGHT!
268
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,501
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
269
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:46,501
OFFICER, YOU WANT TO
INSPECT HER TRUNK, DON'T YOU?
270
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:49,400
LOOK AT THAT. WHOA.
271
00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:50,734
OH!
272
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:52,234
OFFICER DOWN!
273
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,234
OFFICER DOWN!
274
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,100
HE --
HE AIN'T GETTING UP.
275
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,701
JIM, IT'S 4:00
IN THE MORNING.
276
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,200
I WAS WORRIED SICK.
277
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:13,367
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
278
00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:15,667
YOU KNOW, HONEY,
279
00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:19,100
I'M THINKING OF WRITING
THE REFRIGERATOR PEOPLE.
280
00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,901
THEY DEFINITELY GOT TO PUT
A DIMMER ON THIS LIGHT.
281
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:28,767
AND MORE LEG ROOM,
YOU KNOW?
282
00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,601
DO YOU REALIZE
I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU
283
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,901
SINCE 2:00 IN THE MORNING?
284
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:33,667
WHAT IF THERE WAS
AN EMERGENCY?
285
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,834
WHERE'S YOUR CELL PHONE?
286
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:38,100
YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT I HEARD IT RINGING.
287
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:42,501
AND THEN I DROPPED IT
IN THE URINAL,
288
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:45,734
AND I WOUND UP ANSWERING
THAT LITTLE CAKE.
289
00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:47,100
OH.
290
00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:54,133
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
291
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,834
YOU'RE LIKE
AN IRRESPONSIBLE TEENAGER.
292
00:11:56,901 --> 00:12:00,334
CHERYL...
293
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,234
YOUR GENERATION
DOESN'T GET ME.
294
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,100
THAT -- I WANT THAT.
295
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,100
[ GROANS ]
296
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,467
OH. OH, NO, NO.
297
00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,534
Jim.
298
00:12:25,601 --> 00:12:26,667
JIM.
299
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:31,133
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL,
DON'T YOU?
300
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,801
MR. BIG SHOT, HUH,
WITH THE FAMILY?
301
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,534
"OH, YEAH,
I REALLY GET IT ON.
302
00:12:36,601 --> 00:12:38,968
"CHERYL AND I, ALL THE TIME,
MAKING LOVE, YEAH.
303
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:41,701
I'M THE BOSS OF THIS COMPANY.
ANDY, GET TO WORK."
304
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,334
YEAH, YOU'RE NOTHIN', BUDDY.
YOU'RE NOTHIN'.
305
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:48,000
ANDY,
I CAN HEAR YOU.
306
00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:54,467
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
307
00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:56,634
STAPLING.
I'M AN ARCHITECT, YOU KNOW.
308
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:57,834
I'M AT WORK,
309
00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:01,100
NOT HUNG OVER,
REEKING OF JOHN BARLEYCORN.
310
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:04,400
HAVE A LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN
LAST NIGHT, MILADY?
311
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:07,067
NO. I'M FINE.
312
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,601
I STILL GOT IT.
313
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:11,267
I'M LIKE A TEENAGER.
WHOO!
314
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,000
OH.
315
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,501
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
AAH!
316
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,767
DANNY.
317
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,601
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
318
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,400
JIM, ANDY.
319
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:31,067
I JUST THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE YOUR CELL PHONE BACK.
320
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,601
OH. HOW DID YOU, UH...
321
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,400
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
322
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:38,801
HERE, ANDY, HERE'S
THAT COMPANY PHONE I PROMISED YOU.
323
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:41,901
ALL RIGHT! MOVIN' ON UP.
324
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,601
SO...
325
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,434
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO TO HARLOW'S AGAIN TONIGHT, HUH?
326
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,868
YOU TWO -- YOU REALLY KNOW
HOW TO LIVE IT UP.
327
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,667
HEY, MAYBE WHEN YOU GO OUT
TONIGHT, I COULD TAG ALONG.
328
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,200
ARE YOU READY
TO LOSE YOUR SOUL
329
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,501
IN A NIGHT OF UNBRIDLED
PAGAN DEBAUCHERY?
330
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,567
ACTUALLY,
IT'S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION
331
00:13:58,634 --> 00:14:00,334
THAT ANCIENT PAGAN
SOCIETIES --
332
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,701
YOU'RE OUT.
333
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:03,868
SO, COME ON, DANNY.
334
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,434
WHAT TIME
YOU WANT TO HOOK UP?
335
00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:08,467
DOESN'T MATTER TO ME,
SINCE I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO BE TOMORROW.
336
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:09,567
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
337
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:10,834
REMEMBER
THAT REDHEAD I CITED
338
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,934
FOR UNLAWFUL USE
OF SPANDEX?
339
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,901
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SHE WAS CUTE.
340
00:14:16,968 --> 00:14:18,767
SHE FILED A COMPLAINT.
341
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:20,534
I'VE BEEN SUSPENDED.
342
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:23,367
OH, DANNY, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S TOUGH.
343
00:14:23,434 --> 00:14:26,667
I KNEW I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE USED MY REAL TICKETS.
344
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,300
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, MAN?
345
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,567
WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING
TEMPORARILY UNEMPLOYED
346
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:34,400
LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
WOULD DO.
347
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,434
RETURN TO THE SCENE
OF THE CRIME!
348
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,100
YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO GO
BACK OUT TONIGHT?
349
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,367
IS JFK STILL ALIVE
AND RUNNING THE COUNTRY
350
00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:42,434
FROM THE BASEMENT
OF THE PENTAGON?
351
00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:44,801
WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM ELVIS?
352
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,467
YEAH!
YEAH!
353
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,467
HEY, GIRLS,
YOU GUYS, HEY.
354
00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:01,067
NO, NO, NO, YOU GUYS.
DADDY CAN CHOKE.
355
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,767
NO, HE WON'T.
HE CAN CHEW IN HIS SLEEP.
356
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,534
YEAH, IT'S TRUE.
CHERYL, IT'S REALLY COOL.
357
00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:06,934
HE'S LIKE SOME KIND
OF CIRCUS FREAK.
358
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,033
Cheryl: WHAT?
359
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,467
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S ENOUGH.
360
00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:17,601
GO UP AND WASH
THAT CHEESE STUFF OFF YOUR FINGERS.
361
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:20,267
THANK YOU.
362
00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:22,067
HE'S BEEN OUT WITH DANNY
FOUR NIGHTS IN A ROW.
363
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,300
I FIND HIM SLEEPING
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
364
00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:26,901
IT'S LIKE LIVING
WITH A REALLY BIG CAT.
365
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,200
HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING
TO LET HIM GO ON LIKE THIS?
366
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:31,934
HEY, IF HE WANTS
TO PROVE SOMETHING TO HIMSELF,
367
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,334
I'M NOT GONNA STOP HIM.
368
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,834
BESIDES, I THINK HE'S
ABOUT TO HIT HIS WALL.
369
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,334
OOH! NOTHING BUT NET.
370
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,334
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
371
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:47,200
OH, I WASN'T DREAMING.
IT IS RAINING CHEESE BALLS.
372
00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,701
HEY, LADIES.
373
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,701
HEY.
374
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,067
READY TO ROLL,
BUDDY?
375
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,133
OH, WHAT TIME IS IT?
376
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,534
6:30.
377
00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,567
OH, MY GOD, I SLEPT
RIGHT THROUGH MY NAP.
378
00:15:55,634 --> 00:15:56,934
HA HA HA.
379
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,901
SO, WHAT, ARE WE GONNA GO
TO HARLOW'S AGAIN TONIGHT?
380
00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:00,968
FIVE NIGHTS IN A ROW?
NAH.
381
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:02,000
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NEW?
382
00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,334
THEY GOT
THIS NEW GO-KART PLACE
383
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,367
WITH A DRIVE-THROUGH
BEER WINDOW.
384
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,300
LET'S TRY THAT.
385
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,200
WELL, UH,
THAT SOUNDS GREAT,
386
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,534
BUT, UH, DANNY,
YOU KNOW, I JUST...
387
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:17,067
YOU KNOW, I-I GOT TO DO
SOME STUFF AROUND THE HOUSE.
388
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:18,934
WHAT STUFF, JIM?
389
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,234
YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT HAVE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS,
390
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,534
BUT IT'S MY TURN
TO GIVE THE KIDS A BATH.
391
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:27,000
OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, SWEETIE.
392
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,100
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
393
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,267
YEAH, I'LL HELP HER.
394
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,901
YEAH, THANK YOU, HONEY.
NO PROBLEM.
395
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,300
GO, GO.
YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME.
396
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,300
NO, NO, NO,
CHERYL.
397
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,200
YOU DID IT LAST NIGHT,
REMEMBER?
398
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:38,501
YEAH, LIKE I HAVE
EVERY NIGHT SINCE THE DAY THEY WERE BORN.
399
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,234
I'M GETTING
THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION HERE
400
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,501
THAT MAYBE YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO OUT.
401
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,701
WELL...
402
00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:49,701
ALL RIGHT, DANNY, LOOK...
403
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:52,501
I JUST DON'T THINK
I CAN GO OUT TONIGHT.
404
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:55,234
I MEAN,
I GOT UP THIS MORNING AND LOOKED IN MY EYES,
405
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,567
AND I COULDN'T FIND
THE WHITE PARTS.
406
00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,167
BUT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE HAVING FUN.
407
00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:02,067
OH, I DID.
I HAD A BLAST,
408
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,334
BUT I JUST THINK
I WAS TRYING
409
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,400
TO BE THE GUY I WAS
WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
410
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,634
AND I THOUGHT I WAS,
BUT I'M JUST NOT.
411
00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,100
OKAY, FINE, SURE.
HEY, LISTEN,
412
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,400
I UNDERSTAND.
YOU DO?
413
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:12,067
YOU DRAGGED ME OUT
FOR A BIG TASTE OF THE HIGH LIFE,
414
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,100
I GET SUSPENDED,
I GOT ALL KINDS OF TIME ON MY HANDS,
415
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,767
AND YOU DROP ME
LIKE A PLAGUE RAT AT A PET SHOW.
416
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,968
I WOULDN'T PUT IT THAT WAY,
DANNY. I MEAN --
417
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,234
NO, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
HEY, THAT'S OKAY, MAN.
418
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,701
THAT'S FINE. LISTEN,
HEY, I UNDERSTAND.
419
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,801
I'M COOL. NO SWEAT.
THAT'S OKAY.
420
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:29,567
SEE YOU AROUND,
SLIM.
421
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,934
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
422
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,567
[ LAUGHING ]
423
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:36,868
WHAT?
424
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:39,634
HE CALLED YOU "SLIM."
425
00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:46,334
[ BLUES MUSIC PLAYING ]
426
00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:52,033
HEY, GUYS.
427
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,033
HEY, TONY.
428
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,200
HOW YOU DOIN',
JIM?
429
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,200
GOOD, MAN, GOOD.
NICE TO SEE YOU THERE.
430
00:18:04,601 --> 00:18:06,167
HEY.
431
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:07,634
HOW ABOUT
THOSE BEARS, HUH?
432
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:08,834
YEAH, GREAT.
433
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:11,467
GONNA BE A SPECIAL SEASON,
THIS ONE COMING UP, HUH?
434
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:13,200
YEP.
435
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,634
HOW ABOUT THE CUBS?
436
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,634
YEAH.
437
00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:21,167
YEAH.
438
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,868
BULLS.
SURE.
439
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:24,868
YEP.
440
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,667
BEER NUTS?
441
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,567
CALLING ME CUTE NAMES
WON'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.
442
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,000
ALL RIGHT.
443
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,834
HEY, LOOK, DANNY, UH...
444
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:41,734
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN
BACK THERE.
445
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:46,167
YOU KNOW, 10 YEARS
OF A LOVING FAMILY AND A CLEAN LIFE
446
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,400
HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP
WITH ME.
447
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,234
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH I WISH
448
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,567
I COULD HAVE HUNG IN THERE
WITH YOU.
449
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,300
LAST NIGHT
WHEN I GOT HOME,
450
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,634
I HAD TO GRAB HOLD
OF THE LAWN
451
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,367
TO KEEP FROM FALLING
OFF THE EARTH.
452
00:18:58,434 --> 00:18:59,767
[ CHUCKLES ]
453
00:19:02,534 --> 00:19:05,901
I KNOW.
I KNOW THE FEELING.
454
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,200
REMEMBER
WHEN I DARED YOU
455
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,834
TO CLIMB
THE WHEATON WATER TOWER
456
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,834
AND SPRAY-PAINT
YOUR NAME ON THE SIDE OF IT?
457
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,133
YEAH.
458
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,734
AND YOU DID IT.
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, MAN.
459
00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:15,968
I KNOW.
460
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:17,767
AND THAT SAME GUY
IS NOW MARRIED
461
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,434
WITH A WONDERFUL WIFE
AND THREE GREAT KIDS.
462
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:20,968
IT JUST BLOWS MY MIND.
463
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,300
ME? COME ON,
OUR JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL,
464
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,434
YOU BROKE THE RECORD
FOR DETENTIONS,
465
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:28,834
AND NOW YOU'RE
CARRYING A BADGE AND GIVING OUT TICKETS.
466
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,534
AT LEAST I'M STILL
GETTING SUSPENDED.
467
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,367
THEY'RE NOT GONNA
FIRE YOU, ARE THEY?
468
00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,868
NAH, MY CAPTAIN
INTERVENED.
469
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,501
THEY'LL PROBABLY
JUST SEND ME AROUND
470
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,501
TO HIGH SCHOOLS
WITH A PUPPET.
471
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:50,634
HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN THE GARAGE.
472
00:19:50,701 --> 00:19:51,834
NEAT.
473
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,334
YOU STILL PLAY,
DON'T YOU?
474
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,534
IS THERE AN ENTIRE
FAMILY OF ALIENS
475
00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:55,734
BEING CROSSBRED
WITH HUMANS
476
00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:57,734
AT WRIGHT-PATTERSON
AIR FORCE BASE?
477
00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:59,300
WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM ELVIS?
478
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,701
OH, YOU GOT IT.
479
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,901
HEY, COME ON.
I KNOW THE GUYS.
480
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,133
THAT'S MY DRUMMER TONY.
481
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,601
REALLY?
YEAH.
482
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,701
WHY DON'T WE JUMP UP THERE,
SING A SONG?
483
00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:07,968
WOULD THEY LET US?
484
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,167
YEAH, THEY'D LET US.
COME ON, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
485
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:10,400
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT THE BLUES?
486
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:12,367
IN THAT WORLD,
WE'RE STILL YOUNG BUCKS.
487
00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:15,234
COME ON, BUCK. LET'S GO.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
488
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,534
HEY, TONY.
CAN WE JUMP IN?
489
00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:17,901
YEAH, COME ON.
COME ON.
490
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,601
YOU GUYS KNOW
"CADILLAC MAN"?
491
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,701
YEAH, YOU REMEMBER
THE WORDS?
492
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:23,033
I KNOW THE WORDS.
YOU TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME.
493
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,234
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
494
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,000
1, 2, 3, 4.
495
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,033
* I PULL A 40-HOUR WEEK *
496
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,534
* FRIDAY GOT THE CHECK
IN MY HAND *
497
00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:43,033
* WELL, I CASH IT REAL QUICK,
SPEND IT AS FAST AS I CAN *
498
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:49,968
* I ROLL IN WITH THE LADIES,
THEY CALL ME THE CADILLAC MAN *
499
00:20:51,868 --> 00:20:56,367
* I'M THE KING OF THE ROAD,
COUPE DE VILLE IS MY THRONE *
500
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,400
* AND AS LONG AS
I GOT THE DOUGH *
501
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,400
* I'LL BE GOING, GOING *
502
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:05,901
* GOING, GOING, GONE, YEAH *
503
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:07,234
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
504
00:21:07,284 --> 00:21:11,834
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