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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,780 [SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:23,255 --> 00:00:28,255 ♪ There has been But one true love 3 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:31,264 ♪ In my baby's arms 4 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:32,467 Ugh. 5 00:00:32,498 --> 00:00:33,818 Did I drool on ya? 6 00:00:33,817 --> 00:00:35,127 [CHUCKLES] 7 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:36,437 - I don't mind. - [SCOFFS] 8 00:00:36,468 --> 00:00:41,068 ♪ And I got the hands To hold onto them 9 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:45,607 ♪ There has been But one true love ♪ 10 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,117 DRIVER: See ya later. 11 00:00:49,982 --> 00:00:52,192 [HORN HONKING] 12 00:00:58,591 --> 00:00:59,691 I'm fuckin' starving. 13 00:01:00,759 --> 00:01:02,059 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 14 00:01:02,094 --> 00:01:04,434 [UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 15 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:07,571 We could share a candy. 16 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,144 Dipstix? 17 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:14,372 There's only one dip stick. 18 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,475 I don't wanna give you my spit germs. 19 00:01:17,509 --> 00:01:18,509 Too late. 20 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:21,413 How about these? 21 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:24,417 Nah, they got that coconut asshole taste. 22 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:27,090 They got Sour Straws. Those split easy. 23 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,420 WAYNE: Yeah, grab 'em. 24 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,190 Holy shit. 25 00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:34,392 What? 26 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:35,495 They got free coffee. 27 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,165 And little milks. 28 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,139 That's creamer, ya dummy. 29 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,483 Tastes good, though. 30 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:51,336 Ugh. 31 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:53,177 Maybe it's too hot for coffee. 32 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:55,546 Fuckin' Florida. 33 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,282 Hey, you should get some shorts. 34 00:01:58,551 --> 00:01:59,721 I don't wear shorts. 35 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,092 - Ever? - Never. 36 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,490 What do you wear at the beach? 37 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,962 I don't know. I ain't never been to the beach. 38 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:06,231 At least not as a bigger person. 39 00:02:06,258 --> 00:02:08,038 What'd you wear when you were a littler person? 40 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,130 Pants. 41 00:02:09,161 --> 00:02:11,031 Okay. How far is the beach? 42 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:12,833 We're going. Pants or no pants. 43 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:13,866 They got maps. 44 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:25,253 All right. Looks like the beach is this far. 45 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,148 How far is this? 46 00:02:27,179 --> 00:02:29,219 - Pretty far. - But once we get that car... 47 00:02:29,248 --> 00:02:30,468 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 48 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:31,677 Whoo! Come on, fuckers. 49 00:02:31,717 --> 00:02:34,547 Eh, grab a 30 rack and 'em Flamin' Hots. 50 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:38,157 Oh, and grab an ice bag. I'mma get the blunt wraps. 51 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:39,791 Yeah. 52 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:42,425 About to eat mint chocolate chip and get high as fuck. 53 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:48,740 Oh. 54 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:49,938 Go right ahead. 55 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,150 Eh! [SLAMS COUNTER] 56 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:01,178 Gimme them Grape Swishy Boys. 57 00:03:01,213 --> 00:03:02,623 You gonna pay for them this time? 58 00:03:02,648 --> 00:03:05,418 How about, you be the Swishy Boys gettin' motherfucker 59 00:03:05,451 --> 00:03:06,991 and shut the fuck up? 60 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,760 - [DOORBELL CHIMES] - [REGGIE GIGGLES] 61 00:03:09,054 --> 00:03:10,094 Come on. 62 00:03:10,122 --> 00:03:11,722 [BOTH LAUGHING] 63 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:16,795 Sour. 64 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,226 Here. 65 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,534 You want some coffee? 66 00:03:23,135 --> 00:03:24,565 [GIGGLES] 67 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,935 [LAUGHING] 68 00:03:26,972 --> 00:03:29,612 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,745 REGGIE: What the fuck? 70 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:46,927 Better clean that shit off my car, bitch. 71 00:03:48,827 --> 00:03:50,197 Your car? 72 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,559 Fuck's askin'? 73 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,698 [THEME MUSIC RESUMES] 74 00:03:57,703 --> 00:03:58,743 [CRACKS KNUCKLES] 75 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,771 [THEME MUSIC CONTINUES] 76 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:18,289 [CHUCKLES] 77 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,331 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 78 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:26,273 Last chance, motherfucker. 79 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:35,783 Clean it. 80 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,303 [MUSIC STOPS] 81 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:00,871 [CAR HOOD SQUEAKING] 82 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:09,069 Man, there's no way you can chug a beer in two seconds. 83 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,478 Not in my mouth. 84 00:05:10,509 --> 00:05:12,979 Would you two stop butt chuggin' in my fuckin' house? 85 00:05:14,046 --> 00:05:15,476 You're lucky ice melts. 86 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,572 [ENGINE STARTS] 87 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,669 [TIRES SCREECHING] 88 00:05:45,377 --> 00:05:46,847 What the fuck was that? 89 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:49,917 My dad's car. 90 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,349 Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? 91 00:05:51,383 --> 00:05:53,553 That... That's the car? 92 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,386 The one that's drivin' away? 93 00:05:57,456 --> 00:05:59,156 It was gold. 94 00:05:59,191 --> 00:06:01,631 You never told me it was fuckin' gold. 95 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,058 [STAMMERING] What the fuck? 96 00:06:04,096 --> 00:06:05,226 What are we gonna do? 97 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:06,804 We gonna go get it, or what? 98 00:06:07,632 --> 00:06:09,872 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 99 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,040 I cannot believe you let that car get away. 100 00:06:13,071 --> 00:06:16,841 Came all the way to fuckin' Florida for you to let that fuckin' car get away. 101 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:20,110 How the hell are we gonna find 'em now? 102 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,775 [DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYS INTERMITTENTLY] 103 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,685 - [DOOR OPENS] - [DOORBELL CHIMES] 104 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:34,993 Let's go. 105 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,942 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 106 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:50,240 Check it. Those twins posted something. Look. 107 00:06:50,275 --> 00:06:51,635 Hey, I'm driving. 108 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,922 Richmond Hill Hospital, where's that? 109 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:57,046 I'm guessing somewhere around Richmond Hill. 110 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:59,182 And that's an hour and a half drive behind us. 111 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,748 Well, good. That means we're that much closer to Florida 112 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:03,657 than those Neanderthals. 113 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:06,590 We're comin' for ya, Wayne! 114 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:08,625 Hey! You can't yell at the driver. 115 00:07:10,362 --> 00:07:11,602 Jeez. 116 00:07:12,731 --> 00:07:15,541 This hospital's hashtag got some wild shit on it. 117 00:07:17,803 --> 00:07:18,773 Damn. 118 00:07:18,804 --> 00:07:20,444 This used to be a dude's face, look. 119 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,473 Hey! Get that out of my fucking face! 120 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:25,538 I'm fucking driving, Orlando! Jesus Christ! 121 00:07:25,577 --> 00:07:28,077 You're gonna fucking kill both of us! 122 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,354 Shoot. 123 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,292 Three fucks and the Lord's name in vain. What's wrong with you? 124 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,788 I'm sorry, bud. 125 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,920 I'm starvin'. 126 00:07:34,953 --> 00:07:36,593 Why is nothin' open? 127 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,992 Maybe because we're in the Bible Belt on a Sunday? 128 00:07:39,024 --> 00:07:40,164 Nothing's open. 129 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:41,492 I gotta eat soon. 130 00:07:41,526 --> 00:07:42,996 Once my blood sugar dips, 131 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,000 I'm just not my usual fun lovin' self. 132 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,512 Look, if you get tired, I could drive. 133 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,233 You're not driving. 134 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:53,768 All right, look. You need a hot meal at any time of the day, guaranteed? 135 00:07:53,805 --> 00:07:56,075 There's only one place for you to go. 136 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:59,378 A strip club? You want me to eat food in a strip club? 137 00:07:59,411 --> 00:08:00,761 There is zero chance I'm going in there. 138 00:08:00,779 --> 00:08:02,149 And even less of a chance you are. 139 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:05,081 It's not funny, Orlando. I told you about my blood sugar. 140 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,517 I'm serious, I'm hungry. 141 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,422 And you bring me to a strip club. 142 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:09,864 [SNIFFS] 143 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:11,359 Jesus. 144 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,020 Are they making ribs in there? 145 00:08:13,058 --> 00:08:14,788 [SNIFFING] 146 00:08:14,826 --> 00:08:16,996 I think the strip club has a smoker. 147 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,330 [LAUGHING] Hey! 148 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:20,465 All right. All right. 149 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,469 Just real quick. We'll just go in quick. 150 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,001 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 151 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:29,884 Oh, man. 152 00:08:29,908 --> 00:08:31,808 Gotta admit, it's pretty cool. 153 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:35,645 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 154 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,281 It's an old car, so I can hot-wire it. 155 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:40,216 You get in the passenger side, lay low while I sneak around, fire it up. 156 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:43,292 We'll be out of here before they can say, "What the fuck?" 157 00:08:44,389 --> 00:08:45,419 Wayne? 158 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,788 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 159 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:47,826 Yeah. 160 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:49,527 Hot-wire. 161 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,067 Wayne, what're you doing? 162 00:08:56,401 --> 00:08:57,601 Wayne. 163 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,748 Oh, shit. It's coffee boy. 164 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:23,129 - Yo, whatchoo doin' with our beers, homie? - Fucker. 165 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:35,738 Hey, you touch one more beer, I'm gonna kick your ass, bro. 166 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,505 It's tea time, motherfucker. 167 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:39,714 [BOTH WHOOPING] 168 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,883 Wayne. 169 00:09:40,912 --> 00:09:43,852 - Little bitch. - Let's get this fucking party started! 170 00:09:43,882 --> 00:09:46,892 Come on, Chamomile, show him what Ocala all about. 171 00:09:46,918 --> 00:09:49,188 [DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 172 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,121 You fucked up now, coffee boy. 173 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,131 Shouldn't have done that, bitch. 174 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,697 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 175 00:10:03,735 --> 00:10:05,635 You got knocked the fuck out! 176 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:06,711 [CACKLES] 177 00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:09,708 [DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES] 178 00:10:14,713 --> 00:10:16,033 I never dropped your beer. 179 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,353 What the fuck? 180 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,117 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 181 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,192 Shit. 182 00:10:21,219 --> 00:10:22,659 [GRUNTING] 183 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,034 [ALL EXCLAIM] 184 00:10:27,058 --> 00:10:28,658 Oh, fuck! 185 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:30,834 Who the fuck you think you is? 186 00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:33,804 WOMAN: Hey. 187 00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:34,802 Hey! 188 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,073 What the fuck is goin' on? 189 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,139 Holy fucking shit. 190 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:49,018 Well, you look just like your father. 191 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,162 [SUCKS TEETH] 192 00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:07,897 MAUREEN: Isn't this nice, hmm? 193 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,743 Everybody sitting together, like family supper. 194 00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:12,269 [MAUREEN CHUCKLES] 195 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,765 There's fruit in the salad. 196 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:18,406 MAUREEN: Yeah, I know, it's, um, part of that food pyramid or whatever. 197 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,584 You know, maybe it's good that the party was canceled 198 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:22,152 because it's just more for us. 199 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,451 That's right. 200 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,692 And I don't know why I'm always feeding those animals anyway. 201 00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:27,387 Those are my friends, Mama. 202 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:30,289 MAUREEN: Well, one of your "friends" took a dump in my nice plant pot. 203 00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:35,262 - Mama? - MAUREEN: Mmm. 204 00:11:36,094 --> 00:11:38,634 Can you cut the meat off my ribs? 205 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,574 - What? - You know you do it like I like. 206 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:41,629 Oh, come on. 207 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,967 What's the matter with you? 208 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:46,068 Cutting meat for you, weirdo. 209 00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:48,235 He come outta you? 210 00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:51,043 Huh? Him? No. This is Calvin's boy from before. 211 00:11:51,076 --> 00:11:54,206 CALVIN: Reggie comes out of what I call an "F'd up relationship." 212 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,346 I F'd up and had relations with someone after too many tallboys. 213 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,953 Oh, my God. 214 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:01,254 Well, it must a relief he's not yours. 215 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:02,994 No offense. 216 00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:05,291 None taken. [CLICKS TONGUE] 217 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,388 Hey, coffee boy, 218 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,556 [SUCKS TEETH] got lucky today. 219 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,925 [SUCKS TEETH] Almost got took'd out by Chamomile. 220 00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:14,504 Why do you call him Chamomile? 221 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,273 'Cause he puts motherfuckers to sleep. 222 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:17,972 - I'm still awake. - For now. 223 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:20,173 Wow. Does anybody want more potato salad? 224 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,766 'Cause it's so good, it's very fancy, 225 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,747 it's got the skin still on, it's got those tiny little green... 226 00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:25,375 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, do you not care 227 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:28,780 how your son's been doing for the past 11 goddamn years? 228 00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:32,218 Has it been 11 goddamn years? 229 00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:34,048 Really? 230 00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:35,355 You know, I noticed you was taller. 231 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,817 Oh, yeah, since he was five? That's kinda how it works. 232 00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,656 - CALVIN: Hey. - Okay, that was a joke 233 00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:41,001 And I thought it was good. [LAUGHS] 234 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,136 - Stop. - DEL: You know what? 235 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,540 You should really stop laying out in the sun. 236 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,032 Your orange skin's distractin' me 237 00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:47,573 from your one fake tit that's bigger than the other fake tit. 238 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:49,069 - All right. - What the fuck? 239 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,481 - CALVIN: Calm down. - You think ya better than me? 240 00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:53,042 - Do you think you're better than me? - Hey. Shh. 241 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:54,811 - Calm... - Dad's dead. 242 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,047 Cancer. From his job. 243 00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:14,964 Yeah, he always worked too much. [CHUCKLES] 244 00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:19,771 I told him. I said, "Those... Those fumes, they're gonna get ya." 245 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,398 Which worked out in my favor. 246 00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:25,499 Just saying. 247 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:26,837 [CHUCKLES] 248 00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,182 Well, may he rest in peace. 249 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,408 Right? 250 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,780 Who wants dessert? Everybody saving room? 251 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,375 'Cause I got Entenmanns. 252 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,447 Fuckin' A. 253 00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:40,954 - REGGIE: Mama? - MAUREEN: What? 254 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,416 Can you get me some more Hi-C, please? 255 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,455 Sure. 256 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,426 [EXHALES] Right. 257 00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,696 [SCREAMING] 258 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,435 [PAINED GROANING] 259 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,240 [SUCKS TEETH] 260 00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:06,311 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 261 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,224 Hi. 262 00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:11,948 You ain't gettin' in here, little man. 263 00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:13,393 I'm Krystal's kid. 264 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,056 Fifteen bucks. 265 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,863 I'm Krystal's accountant. 266 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,595 Then write that shit off. 267 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,141 Can I get a receipt? 268 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,173 It was just a joke. 269 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,314 Just a little accountant humor. 270 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,610 [CHUCKLES] 271 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,283 There you go. 272 00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:40,854 Good day. 273 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,679 How did you know there was gonna be a Krystal? 274 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,475 Dude, there's always a Krystal. 275 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,560 MAN: I see you, baby. 276 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,992 Oh, yeah! I love it! 277 00:14:53,024 --> 00:14:55,664 These places, they never made sense to me. 278 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,334 You got all these women. 279 00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,132 - They get their clothes off. - Mmm-hmm. 280 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:02,404 Okay? They never ever would do it with you. 281 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,174 And you pay them your money, you get up, 282 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:08,213 you go home, you're all worked up. 283 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,310 It's like payin' a restaurant to smell the food. 284 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:14,913 Dude, could you just shut up and enjoy the nekkid? 285 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,980 What's "the nekkid"? 286 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,117 The nekkid, you know? 287 00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:22,448 Look, there's the buffet. 288 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,228 "The naked." 289 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,703 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 290 00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:34,567 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 291 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,799 Few rules. 292 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,404 - Never take the top plate. - Yeah. 293 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,066 - Always use the tongs. - Yeah, yeah. 294 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,574 - And never get the last of anything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 295 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,286 There's always a fresh batch on its way. 296 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:44,982 Uh-huh. Yeah. [MUMBLES] 297 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,050 Ow! 298 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,076 Hey. What'd I just say? 299 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,512 I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. 300 00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:53,517 [SIGHS] 301 00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:57,256 Well, that was fuckin' delightful. 302 00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:59,058 What are we still doing here? 303 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,189 She made us supper. 304 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,096 Oh, yeah, mother of the fuckin' year. 305 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,758 Now, can we please take the car and get the hell out of here? 306 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,067 REGGIE: There you fuckin' is. 307 00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:09,668 [CHUCKLES] Hey, you wanna see something? 308 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,841 Depends what it is. 309 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,340 It's my birthday present. 310 00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:16,241 [SUCKS TEETH] I'm taking your boyfriend. 311 00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,481 Come on, bitch. Hurry up. 312 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,617 MAUREEN: Oh. 313 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,352 You two go play nice, huh? 314 00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,286 - REGGIE: Yes, Mama. - [LAUGHS] 315 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,592 I could use some help with the dishes in there. 316 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:36,134 Oh, okay. You want me to go get your husband or whatever he is? 317 00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:37,801 Yeah, sure. 318 00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:40,699 If it ain't a car or my tits, he ain't puttin' his hands on it. 319 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,070 Thanks for that picture. 320 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,611 I'll tell you something else. 321 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,039 Ever since I started wearing these rubber gloves to do dishes, 322 00:16:50,074 --> 00:16:52,214 my nails, they just don't break so much. 323 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,913 - Oh, is that right? - Yeah, and I used to be a manicurist. 324 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:59,847 Hey, you know how everyone thinks that their toes are the most disgusting? 325 00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:02,364 - Well, they're right. - Oh, wow, that's a great story, Maureen. 326 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,988 Maybe they'll make a movie out of it. 327 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,590 [CHUCKLES] 328 00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:07,593 But what was my worst job? 329 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,525 Let's see. 330 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,400 What the fuck is wrong with this thing? 331 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,599 There's nothing wrong with that thing. 332 00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:15,231 I made that. Yeah. 333 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,227 Jesus. 334 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,268 I did. I took a pottery class at the rec center. 335 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,444 And I thought it was gonna be like Ghost. 336 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:22,543 But you know what? 337 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,884 I didn't see a single Patrick Swayze. 338 00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,009 [LAUGHS] 339 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,084 So I quit. 340 00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:28,381 I didn't need that. 341 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,253 That shit's harder than it looks. 342 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,152 What's hard? Showing up? 343 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,650 What? 344 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,345 Aw, look at you. You got a mouth on you. You know what? 345 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,118 You know who you remind me of? Me. 346 00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:40,186 Oh, yeah? You remind me of my Aunt Linda. 347 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,785 Oh, yeah? She liked to make pottery? 348 00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,326 No, she liked to make meth. 349 00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,631 Also left the family. Then she blew herself up in a shitty trailer. 350 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,141 I don't gotta explain myself to you. 351 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,399 Yeah, you're right. 352 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,537 I ain't the one you gotta explain anything to. 353 00:17:54,939 --> 00:17:56,409 Well, 354 00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:59,381 he seemed like he turned out just fine. 355 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,621 You don't know anything about him. 356 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,945 My life was very complicated back then. 357 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,081 Jesus fucking Christ. 358 00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:06,245 Everybody's life is fucking complicated. 359 00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:07,894 You know? It don't make it right. 360 00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:09,619 You runnin' out on your family. 361 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:12,485 Oh, yeah? 362 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:13,594 Where's your family? 363 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,430 [BOWL SHATTERS] 364 00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:22,572 Whoops. 365 00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,044 [CHUCKLING] 366 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:32,575 I'm just fuckin' with you. 367 00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:36,179 Here she is. 368 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:43,161 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 369 00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,262 CALVIN: She's a beauty. 370 00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:55,574 [GRUNTS] 371 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,370 Did some head work to get the horsepower over 325. 372 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,574 One of the few gas guzzlers left. 373 00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:06,136 Till all of them fuckin' hippies got all uppity about the environment. 374 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,348 Fuckin' hippies. 375 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,649 [SIGHS] It's a relic from another era. 376 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,380 Plus the backseat's good to do the fuckin' in. 377 00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:19,724 So, Wayne, [SIGHS] 378 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:23,528 - you come all this way just to have a salad with fruit in it? - REGGIE: Hmm? 379 00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,268 You like cars? 380 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,330 Certain ones. 381 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,597 Know anything about 'em? 382 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,136 Certain ones. 383 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,910 Well, this one runs hot. 384 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:34,969 Real hot. 385 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,876 - You don't want it to overheat. - Mmm-mmm. 386 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,452 Top it off. 387 00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:52,416 You know, Reg, I actually got this car from Wayne's old man. 388 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,487 No shit. 389 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,425 He loved it. 390 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,630 But it just became too much for him to handle. 391 00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:59,062 Damn. 392 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,197 Not what I heard. 393 00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:02,071 Oh, yeah? What'd you hear? 394 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,170 That you stole it. 395 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,239 [BOTH LAUGHING] 396 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,969 - "Stole." - "Stole." 397 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,914 That don't sound right. 398 00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,709 Seeing as though I got the title 399 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,477 and the keys. 400 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:14,452 Oh, shit. 401 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,579 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 402 00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:17,684 Thanks, Daddy. 403 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,893 Well, I got a bunch of postcards 404 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,661 with a picture of a dickhead and his stupid mustache on 'em. 405 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,730 Fuck! 406 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:34,302 Hey, keep your punk bitch-ass hands off my baby. 407 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,936 You're out of coolant, dickhead. 408 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,927 Daddy, I... I will whip that boy's ass... 409 00:20:43,927 --> 00:20:45,737 Shut the fuck up, Reggie. 410 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,653 What happened? 411 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:56,615 Ah, don't worry. Nothing broke but this ugly bowl. 412 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:01,582 Hey, I got it. I got it. 413 00:21:01,578 --> 00:21:02,658 I don't mind. 414 00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:19,649 No pics of you up there. 415 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,523 You're so stupid. 416 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:28,250 I got more pictures, you know, 417 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,256 of you, from when you was little. 418 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,818 Come on. Yeah. 419 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,402 That's one ugly-ass fish. 420 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,228 Does it sing a song or somethin'? 421 00:21:38,262 --> 00:21:40,002 Oh. No, that's real. 422 00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:42,431 I mean, it was real. 423 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,037 The boys caught it. They love noodling. 424 00:21:45,069 --> 00:21:46,769 What the fuck is "noodling"? 425 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,605 Oh, wait, I don't care. 426 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,340 Ah! Ka-blam. 427 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:52,436 Here we go. 428 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,777 C'mere, handsome. 429 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,676 Look how cute you were. 430 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,145 DEL: Still is. 431 00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,983 How's a baby get a shiner? 432 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,948 Gave it to himself. Yeah. 433 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,758 Took your father's hammer, 434 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:07,629 went after your Big Wheel, tried to bash it. 435 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,529 [LAUGHING] Took one swing at that big plastic tire 436 00:22:11,562 --> 00:22:14,472 and the hammer bounces back. Bam. Right in the eye. 437 00:22:14,498 --> 00:22:16,398 Maybe somebody should've been watchin' him. 438 00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:18,504 You loved to carry that hammer everywhere. 439 00:22:18,536 --> 00:22:21,066 I... I never understood why you loved it so much, 440 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:26,506 but maybe 'cause it had your father's name scratched into the handle, I think. 441 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,205 And my name. 442 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,284 Yeah. 443 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,424 Yeah, sweetie, I know. You wiseass. 444 00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,456 Remember this? 445 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,498 When your brother tried to dress you up like a clown? 446 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,893 But instead of using makeup, 447 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,959 he used nail polish. 448 00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:44,327 Huh? 449 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,602 And not the cheap stuff, not the Wet n Wild. 450 00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,431 Like, the pricey shit. 451 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:52,997 [SIGHS] I went apeshit when I came home and saw what he did to you. 452 00:22:53,037 --> 00:22:55,607 Took a whole bottle of acetone just to get that off. 453 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,170 Must have burned like hell. 454 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,578 MAUREEN: That was the crazy part. 455 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:01,380 I'm just rubbin' this nail polish remover all over his face 456 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:04,083 and he's just sitting there, lookin' up at me, smiling. 457 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,276 Didn't cry once. 458 00:23:06,317 --> 00:23:08,687 You used nail polish remover on his face? 459 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,420 Well, the rubbin' alcohol didn't work. 460 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:12,419 Doesn't matter. 461 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:16,057 You still got a nice face underneath all them bruises and shit. 462 00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:17,404 [SNIFFING] 463 00:23:18,362 --> 00:23:19,662 Oh, Jesus Christ. 464 00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:21,897 [LAUGHING] Your hair smells so terrible. 465 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,068 It's okay. 466 00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,743 Let's get you some, uh, shampoo and some bathroom shit, you know. 467 00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:30,582 Acetone-free, I promise. Come on. 468 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:44,361 DEL: I hate it. 469 00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:46,158 [CHUCKLES] 470 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,761 Look, they got that shower gel that's got mangoes. [SIGHS] 471 00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:51,064 Oh, yeah. 472 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,126 MAUREEN: Oh. 473 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,804 You know, we already got shower gel. 474 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:57,102 It ain't all tutti-frutti, but, you know, it'll do. 475 00:23:57,902 --> 00:23:59,042 [CHUCKLES] 476 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,041 What are we doin' here? 477 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,811 Shoppin', I guess? 478 00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:09,475 Yeah, I know. I can see that, but... 479 00:24:09,513 --> 00:24:11,063 MAUREEN: Wayne, you gotta come see this. 480 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:12,722 How stupid is this shirt? 481 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,288 "Saturyays"? Fuck you. 482 00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:17,229 You know what? Your father sees somebody in this shirt, 483 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,355 he'd beat his ass. 484 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,720 I'd beat my own ass. 485 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,528 [LAUGHING] 486 00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:22,929 Ah, yeah, you would. 487 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:25,402 Oh, my God. 488 00:24:25,429 --> 00:24:28,229 You got the exact same smile as him. 489 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,396 Double line here, single line there. 490 00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:31,574 [SIGHS] 491 00:24:31,602 --> 00:24:34,072 Oh, I used to love that smile. 492 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,005 Till he went and got all his teeth knocked out 493 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,950 - at that hockey game in Taunton. - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 494 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:40,245 You know, your father was a real hothead. 495 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:41,845 Yeah. 496 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,480 Yeah. 497 00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:46,252 We gotta take a picture. 498 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:49,022 We do. We gotta do it. Uh... 499 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,192 Hey, Del, take my phone. C'mon. 500 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,560 Here we go. 501 00:24:56,861 --> 00:24:57,701 Mmm! 502 00:24:57,728 --> 00:24:59,098 - [SHUTTER CLICKS] - Cheese. 503 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,670 Oops, cut your head off. 504 00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:02,028 Well, take another one. 505 00:25:04,368 --> 00:25:05,798 Okay, here we go. 506 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:06,837 Mwah. 507 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:08,965 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 508 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,037 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 509 00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:13,845 Aw. My finger's in the photo. 510 00:25:13,878 --> 00:25:15,808 - Hmm? - I'm not takin' another one. 511 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,018 [GASPS] Mmm... 512 00:25:18,049 --> 00:25:19,949 Me and my handsome boy. 513 00:25:19,984 --> 00:25:21,954 I mean, I look like garbage, but whatever. 514 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:26,417 No, I do. Still, this one's goin' on the fridge. 515 00:25:26,457 --> 00:25:28,657 For sure. Definitely. 516 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:32,103 All right. While you're in Florida, gotta get your shorts, right? Come on. 517 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,130 - Wayne don't ever wear shorts... - Okay. 518 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,840 Really? 519 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,268 Shorts? 520 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:39,343 What do you think? 521 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:41,670 It's got pockets. It's good, right? 522 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,576 - WAYNE: Okay. - MAUREEN: Got a... Comes with a belt. 523 00:25:44,608 --> 00:25:45,888 Yeah? I mean, these... 524 00:25:45,894 --> 00:25:47,184 WAYNE: Yeah. 525 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:50,822 ♪ Headstone Headstone 526 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:55,354 ♪ I got to put him In the cold, cold ground 527 00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:57,456 ♪ In the cold, cold ground 528 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,619 ♪ Oh, heaven ♪ 529 00:25:59,657 --> 00:26:01,987 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 530 00:26:02,026 --> 00:26:04,496 Hey, Stacey, let me know if I'm in your way. 531 00:26:04,528 --> 00:26:06,198 - [CHUCKLES] - By the way, 532 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:09,070 I really appreciate how you spelled out the alphabet 533 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,470 with your body up there on the pole. 534 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:14,073 I was an educator. It's not lost on me. 535 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:15,812 Where's the kid? 536 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,079 I said, where's the motherfuckin' kid? 537 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:22,781 I know, I was taught not to speak with my mouth full. 538 00:26:22,813 --> 00:26:25,523 Maybe you could learn some manners. 539 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,690 - Motherfucker. I'll fucking fuck you up. - Hey! 540 00:26:27,718 --> 00:26:28,918 How's that for manners? 541 00:26:28,953 --> 00:26:30,793 Uh, needs some work. What'd the kid do? 542 00:26:30,821 --> 00:26:34,861 That little shit charged a round of drinks and a cash advance in my fuckin' name. 543 00:26:34,892 --> 00:26:37,232 Oh, uh... Hey, Krystal. 544 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,102 I haven't seen you since your last tax appointment. 545 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:42,971 By the way, I have some documents I need you to sign in the car. 546 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,701 Bitch, I don't fuckin' know you. 547 00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:46,735 I don't know you or that stupid-ass kid, 548 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,271 egg-headed motherfucker. 549 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:49,236 Where is he? 550 00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:50,293 I... I don't... 551 00:26:50,292 --> 00:26:51,312 Where's the fuckin' kid? 552 00:26:51,342 --> 00:26:53,112 - I don't know. - Say again? 553 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,479 Yo, the little motherfucker's in the champagne room. 554 00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:57,884 - What? - What? 555 00:26:57,915 --> 00:27:00,015 And I got you some tighty-whities. 556 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,449 What? Don't be shy. 557 00:27:02,486 --> 00:27:04,416 There's no shame in having clean drawers. 558 00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:07,785 [CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me, miss. I need to check the young lady's bag. 559 00:27:07,825 --> 00:27:09,725 Why? What's the problem? 560 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,200 This girl was stealing. 561 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,229 MAUREEN: What? 562 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,202 Beard oil? 563 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,873 Uh... Okay. I'm sure there's some misunderstanding. 564 00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:20,672 She obviously ain't got no beard. Yet. 565 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:22,335 Sorry, ma'am. We got it on camera. 566 00:27:22,373 --> 00:27:24,613 They got it on camera. 567 00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:26,952 Why you break my heart like this, huh? 568 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:28,514 Oh, God. 569 00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:30,046 Kids do such dumb shit. 570 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,020 I mean, I know I did when I was her age. 571 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:34,551 Fifteen, right? 572 00:27:34,585 --> 00:27:36,345 Who isn't totally screwed up, you know? 573 00:27:36,387 --> 00:27:40,087 They got all these hormones. They're just running wild, right? 574 00:27:40,124 --> 00:27:42,234 [SIGHS] 575 00:27:42,259 --> 00:27:46,899 Do you think you could have a heart and just maybe look the other way? 576 00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,871 And I promise I'm gonna set her down when I get home. 577 00:27:51,268 --> 00:27:52,498 [SIGHS] 578 00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:54,237 Next time, we will press charges. 579 00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:56,542 Oh, you're a saint. I could kiss you. 580 00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:57,914 You have my word. 581 00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,982 I'm gonna send her to one of those Christian camps. 582 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:02,350 You know, where they put the Lord in her. 583 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,550 She's not my fucking mother. 584 00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:04,691 Oh, here we go with that one again. 585 00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:06,715 I've been excommunicated. 586 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,746 Sorry she did that. 587 00:28:09,787 --> 00:28:11,007 Thanks for helping her. 588 00:28:11,006 --> 00:28:12,216 It's no big whoop. 589 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:32,035 Gonna try on your beard oil? 590 00:28:32,076 --> 00:28:33,606 You gonna try on your shorts? 591 00:28:33,644 --> 00:28:34,984 You're lucky she stood up for you. 592 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:36,482 You could've got in real trouble. 593 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,624 Yeah, she's a real goddamn peach. 594 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,350 She went out of her way for you. 595 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,425 Didn't fuckin' ask her to. 596 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,323 Why'd you do it? 597 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,860 Why'd you start a fight instead of stealing the goddamn car? 598 00:28:57,702 --> 00:28:59,302 What the hell are we here for? 599 00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,511 I found the bus ticket in your bag. 600 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:06,176 What? 601 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:08,752 When? 602 00:29:08,779 --> 00:29:10,279 You're gonna leave me. 603 00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:15,948 Okay, yeah. 604 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,521 Yeah, maybe I needed a backup plan. 605 00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:23,026 Maybe I wasn't thinking straight when I came here with you. 606 00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:25,730 This whole fucking time, it wasn't even about the car. 607 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:28,133 It was about your fucking mother. You're a liar. 608 00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:29,325 No, I'm not. 609 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,510 I just didn't know what I wanted and... 610 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:35,869 Maybe I wanted... 611 00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:40,482 I don't know, it's my family. 612 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:43,546 Oh, yeah? 613 00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:47,391 Yeah, like the fucking family that I left to come on this stupid trip? 614 00:29:48,118 --> 00:29:49,188 For you? 615 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:51,194 [SIGHS] 616 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,388 She left you once, Wayne. 617 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,259 She'll do it again. 618 00:30:01,999 --> 00:30:03,499 You left me once. 619 00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:20,349 I'm not fucking sleeping in here. 620 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,516 Del, you don't have to... 621 00:30:22,553 --> 00:30:24,263 I need to shower. 622 00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:32,103 Okay, all right, we're leaving! 623 00:30:32,129 --> 00:30:33,599 We left! 624 00:30:33,630 --> 00:30:35,830 - Nice shirt. - Really? You're making fun of my shirt? 625 00:30:35,866 --> 00:30:37,136 You're a shirt shamer. 626 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:41,008 Nice vest. Let me know when you kill Jason Bourne. 627 00:30:41,038 --> 00:30:42,238 Well, that was fun. 628 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,441 No, that was not fun. 629 00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:44,714 That was not fun! 630 00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:46,782 We could've got arrested or worse! 631 00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:48,051 ORLANDO: But we didn't, so chill. 632 00:30:48,078 --> 00:30:50,178 I had to cover everything you spent. 633 00:30:50,214 --> 00:30:52,154 Okay? I'm a high school principal. 634 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,923 I don't have a lot of extra cash just laying around. 635 00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:56,993 Now, I know you think you know a lot about life, 636 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,091 like how not to eat the last shrimp. 637 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:01,593 But you don't know shit about real life! 638 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,226 You're just a fucking kid! 639 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,398 Damn. 640 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,930 You hungry again already? 641 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,770 I'm sorry, I went berserker. I'm sorry... 642 00:31:11,802 --> 00:31:13,302 I... I'm sorry. 643 00:31:13,337 --> 00:31:15,207 Nah, that's okay. 644 00:31:15,239 --> 00:31:17,139 It's kind of cool to have someone yell at me. 645 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:18,175 For once. 646 00:31:18,742 --> 00:31:20,282 My grandma, um... 647 00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:22,508 She got dementia, so... 648 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,947 Jesus, I had no idea. 649 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,360 She thinks I'm 47 years old. 650 00:31:31,922 --> 00:31:33,322 What, for real? 651 00:31:33,357 --> 00:31:34,687 Yeah. 652 00:31:34,725 --> 00:31:38,195 I have to make sure the bills are paid. 653 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,529 You know, make sure the gas is turned off, 654 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,202 sign the health insurance forms. 655 00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:47,042 Well, no kid should have to deal with that. 656 00:31:48,105 --> 00:31:49,735 You were lookin' out for me. 657 00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:53,614 It's nice to have someone else be the grown-up for once in my life. 658 00:31:53,644 --> 00:31:55,214 I don't know... 659 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:56,646 You want me to keep yelling at you? 660 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:58,448 Nah, I'm good. 661 00:31:59,783 --> 00:32:01,923 Let's go find Wayne. Yell at him instead. 662 00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:03,503 You want me to take you for an ice-cream cone first? 663 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,631 If you can find one of those coin-operated spaceships, 664 00:32:05,656 --> 00:32:06,886 you go on a little ride. 665 00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:08,334 Ah, go fuck yourself. 666 00:32:10,394 --> 00:32:12,364 You know, I think that Stacey liked me. 667 00:32:12,396 --> 00:32:14,926 You know, like, like me, like me. 668 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:17,036 ORLANDO: [LAUGHS] Yeah, she liked your money, too. 669 00:32:20,604 --> 00:32:23,344 [SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 670 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,391 Del? 671 00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:44,261 Del? 672 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:56,642 ♪ There's a fallen tree By a creek side 673 00:32:56,674 --> 00:33:01,414 ♪ That you laid on, and told me 674 00:33:01,445 --> 00:33:04,175 ♪ Don't let the fear Of losing me 675 00:33:04,214 --> 00:33:07,224 ♪ Keep you from moving on 676 00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:09,386 Del? 677 00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:14,586 ♪ Far from the prying eyes 678 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,525 ♪ Of our friends who came 679 00:33:17,561 --> 00:33:19,801 ♪ By the fireflies 680 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,000 ♪ That show our way 681 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:25,173 ♪ We were starting To slip away 682 00:33:32,743 --> 00:33:35,013 ♪ That's when I was in love 683 00:33:37,081 --> 00:33:40,151 ♪ Just for you to hear me play 684 00:33:42,686 --> 00:33:45,556 ♪ Starting to realize 685 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,028 ♪ I'm the one that doesn't stay 686 00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:57,137 ♪ I'm the one that goes away 687 00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:02,472 ♪ I'm the one that goes away 688 00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:07,481 ♪ I'm the one that goes away 689 00:34:08,512 --> 00:34:12,522 ♪ I'm the one that goes away ♪ 690 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,799 DEL: Next on Wayne... 691 00:34:24,828 --> 00:34:27,328 REGGIE: So, you come all this way to eat my fucking cereal? 692 00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:30,134 Or 'cause you miss your mama or some shit? 693 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,338 I've got my own candle business. 694 00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:34,438 Anyone ask you to fucking do that? 695 00:34:34,471 --> 00:34:35,561 Jesus fucking Christ! 696 00:34:35,557 --> 00:34:36,637 He's gotta fucking go. 697 00:34:36,673 --> 00:34:40,083 Regardless of how inconvenient this might be for you, 698 00:34:40,110 --> 00:34:42,080 he's still my fucking kid. 699 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:43,263 COLE: We're gonna find Wayne... 700 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:44,561 - Oh, watch out for the dog! - [SCREAMING] 701 00:34:44,581 --> 00:34:46,421 Looking for a boy named Wayne McCullough. 702 00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:48,360 - Wayne is in danger. - DEL: Nobody's fucking with him. 703 00:34:48,385 --> 00:34:52,355 The place is like a white trash fortress of meth heads and crocodiles. 46216

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