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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,276 ( all screaming ) 2 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,245 girl: What the fuck are you doing? 3 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:20,021 ( screaming stops ) 4 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:39,036 ( indistinct chatter ) 5 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,510 ( Donna clapping) 6 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,113 All right, now you try. 7 00:00:45,144 --> 00:00:47,014 ( laughs ) I can't do it! 8 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,056 -Mom, come on. Yes, you can. -No! 9 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,150 Come on! 10 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,691 - Okay. - You ready? 11 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,792 ( both laughing ) 12 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,659 - All right. - Yeah. 13 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:02,804 - One... - Two... 14 00:01:02,828 --> 00:01:03,898 ( both laughing ) 15 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,430 - Okay. - Okay, one, two... 16 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,907 Ow! Oh, I can't do it. 17 00:01:12,938 --> 00:01:13,978 - I can't do it. - ( laughs ) 18 00:01:14,006 --> 00:01:15,236 The water... ( sputters ) 19 00:01:15,274 --> 00:01:16,714 gets up my nose and I... 20 00:01:16,742 --> 00:01:17,912 I start drowning. 21 00:01:17,943 --> 00:01:19,413 I'm not meant to be upside down. 22 00:01:19,445 --> 00:01:21,245 Not unless your father's behind me. 23 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,151 Oh, Jesus, Ma. Don't be disgusting. 24 00:01:23,182 --> 00:01:25,492 How do you think you got here? ( laughs ) 25 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,148 ( chuckles ) 26 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:35,289 Oh, my God. Will you stop? 27 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,158 I think he goes in my school. 28 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,127 Well, if he goes to your school, 29 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:41,165 then you should be the one flirting with him. 30 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,280 - I'm good. - ( Donna sighs ) 31 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:44,171 Come on, he's half decent. 32 00:01:44,203 --> 00:01:46,073 Good job, maybe he's got a car. 33 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,865 I said, I'm good. 34 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,137 What is it, another boy? Another girl? 35 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,306 Jesus, Ma! 36 00:01:51,343 --> 00:01:53,953 I don't give a shit. As long as you're happy 37 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,280 and she's got a car. 38 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,653 I just don't really want a boyfriend right now, that's all. 39 00:01:59,685 --> 00:02:02,415 What kind of 14-year-old girl doesn't want a boyfriend? 40 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,285 I'm busy. 41 00:02:03,322 --> 00:02:05,232 - Busy with what? - With stuff. 42 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:10,831 I'm thinking of running for Class President. 43 00:02:10,863 --> 00:02:11,873 ( laughing ) 44 00:02:13,165 --> 00:02:14,865 ( gasps ) Oh wait, for real? 45 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:18,095 Yeah. I mean, maybe. I just... I don't know. 46 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:21,167 I don't know if I'm the type of person that people would vote for. 47 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:24,037 Not really. Even like or whatever, so. 48 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,577 Why wouldn't they like ya? 49 00:02:25,611 --> 00:02:27,211 You're smart, you're kind, you're pretty. 50 00:02:27,246 --> 00:02:29,316 You can do a frigging underwater handstand! 51 00:02:29,348 --> 00:02:32,218 -Ma... -I'm just saying, I would vote for ya. 52 00:02:32,251 --> 00:02:33,451 Hey, you know what? 53 00:02:33,485 --> 00:02:35,185 I never actually graduated. 54 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,201 Maybe I can go back and finish the tenth grade just so I can vote for ya. 55 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:38,963 Oh, yeah, thanks. I'm sure your one vote 56 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,232 would really just send me over the top. 57 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,860 Maybe. ( chuckles ) 58 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,826 I don't know. I'm just not the type of person that people notice, so. 59 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,935 Well, how are they gonna notice ya if your nose is always in a book? 60 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:51,597 Okay, well, college admissions officers will notice me, so... 61 00:02:51,637 --> 00:02:53,067 ( sighs ) 62 00:02:53,105 --> 00:02:56,275 Here. It's my turn to teach you something. 63 00:03:04,316 --> 00:03:06,546 If you want something, you gotta go out and get it. 64 00:03:06,585 --> 00:03:08,685 And you can get anything you want if people like ya. 65 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,631 It's all about accentuating what you already got. 66 00:03:10,656 --> 00:03:12,996 Now, I'd like to tell you the titties are coming, but they're not. 67 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:14,625 From both sides of the family, 68 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,441 you come from a long line of tit-less women. So turn up the charm. 69 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:18,502 - Hey, handsome. - ( Del chuckles ) 70 00:03:19,398 --> 00:03:21,368 Uh, two pinas coladas, please. 71 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,340 Uh, make one of 'em virgin for her, 72 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,069 or half-virgin. I'm not sure. 73 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:26,813 - Ma... - ( Donna chuckles ) 74 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:30,679 And can you just, uh, add it to the tab you got going from 219? 75 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:32,109 And the name? 76 00:03:32,144 --> 00:03:33,714 Graciella Campos. 77 00:03:35,581 --> 00:03:37,451 - Thank you, Ms. Campos. - Donna: Thank you. 78 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,453 What? 79 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:42,957 It's just a teeny tiny little lie. 80 00:03:42,988 --> 00:03:45,368 The real Graciella would dispute the charges, victimless crime. 81 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,961 Okay. Well, you just named the victim and the crime. 82 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,234 Plus, you literally just said if people like you, 83 00:03:50,262 --> 00:03:51,602 you can get whatever you want. 84 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:52,831 Well, sometimes, 85 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:55,195 to get people to like you, you gotta not be you at all. 86 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,704 I gotta piss wicked. 87 00:03:56,735 --> 00:03:59,105 Okay, now remember, you're the daughter of Graciella Campos, 88 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:02,438 we're visiting from Philly for the medical supply convention. 89 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,715 Just give 'em some details that sound like you're the kid 90 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,384 of someone that sells doctor shit. 91 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,322 Well, gee, thanks, Ma. You're really giving me a lot to work with here. 92 00:04:09,348 --> 00:04:11,718 Will you please flirt with that lifeguard? 93 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:15,250 -Have him rub some of this on you, okay? -Stop! Jesus! 94 00:04:15,287 --> 00:04:16,387 ( Donna laughs ) 95 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,332 Hey. Hi. That's my daughter. 96 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:23,434 ( cat meowing ) 97 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:27,728 Could be a possum. 98 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:28,927 It's fuckin' meowin'. 99 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,138 Possums don't fuckin' meow. 100 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,109 All of a sudden, you got a fucking PhD in possums now? 101 00:04:32,137 --> 00:04:34,407 A Possum hD? What the fuck do you know? 102 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,180 It's a fucking cat, you idiot. 103 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,338 Maybe we can keep 'em. Name him Drake. 104 00:04:38,377 --> 00:04:39,807 We're not keepin' that fuckin' cat. 105 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,246 - ( grunting ) - Hey! Hey! 106 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,660 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Hey! 107 00:04:42,681 --> 00:04:44,431 I'm just scaring 'em out of the wall. They hate this shit. 108 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,260 Bobby: You know who else hates this fucking shit? Huh? 109 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:47,645 Me. Cut it out. 110 00:04:47,686 --> 00:04:49,086 I fucking told you. Meowing possums. 111 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:51,131 What'd I tell you about hitting in this household, huh? 112 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,097 -( sighs ) -Now, where's your mother and your sister? 113 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,885 Your ma's not answerin' her texts. 114 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,137 I don't know. Ma mentioned something about goin' on a girls' day or some shit. 115 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,363 She said what? When'd she say that? 116 00:04:59,398 --> 00:05:01,368 When I asked her if I could come. 117 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,400 Get out. You're killing me. 118 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,266 Carl: Hey, how come we never do a boys' day? 119 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:07,774 Because I can't stand you two. Fuck! 120 00:05:07,806 --> 00:05:09,706 - What the fuck is your deal? - I got you good. 121 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,542 I have told you... 122 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:13,477 - Take it, take it... - We got the cat. Boom! 123 00:05:13,512 --> 00:05:15,852 ( soft music playing ) 124 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,022 ( sniffles ) 125 00:05:31,463 --> 00:05:33,503 ( cell phone buzzing ) 126 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,676 ( cell phone continues buzzing ) 127 00:05:53,285 --> 00:05:54,515 Excuse me. 128 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:58,221 Can I ask who it was you were staying with again? 129 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:01,057 Uh, I'm, uh... 130 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:03,233 ( stuttering ) Graciella's kid. 131 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,132 Um, Campos. 132 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:09,104 We're here with the, um, the medical supply convention. 133 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,695 Well, you know, she is. My mom. 134 00:06:10,736 --> 00:06:13,336 She's a doctor. You know, 135 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:15,112 heart monitors. 136 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:17,440 And, uh, she's my mom. 137 00:06:19,077 --> 00:06:20,247 Hey. 138 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,249 What the hell's going on over here? 139 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:25,351 Someone's been charging items to Graciella Campos' account 140 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,624 without Graciella's permission. 141 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,822 Yeah? Well, I'm Graciella. 142 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:31,724 And did you get to the bottom of the particular situation? 143 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,025 I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. 144 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,790 Perhaps there was a mix-up at the register. 145 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,828 Uh, I'm sorry, There's no mix-up. 146 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,334 I'm Graciella Campos. 147 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:42,804 And that must be the other bathing suit that was charged to my room. 148 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:44,644 Where'd you get the bathing suit, miss? 149 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,770 Oh, I got this at, um... 150 00:06:47,272 --> 00:06:49,012 Uh... 151 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,881 She's speechless. As am I. 152 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,280 I mean, this is a goddamn outrage. 153 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,681 I don't know who this hag is, 154 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:56,222 this swindler, but I'm Graciella Campos. 155 00:06:56,248 --> 00:06:59,078 Oh! Okay, okay, is this for real? 156 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:01,748 If she's the real Graciella, then prove it. You got ID on you? 157 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:04,157 -I'm wearing a friggin' tankini! -Oh, yeah? 158 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,234 Well, I do. 159 00:07:06,258 --> 00:07:07,258 You motherfucker! 160 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,933 That's Mrs. Campos to you, bitch! 161 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,171 All right. We wanna do everything we can to avoid causing a scene here. 162 00:07:11,196 --> 00:07:12,726 Oh, you do not wanna fuck with me! 163 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:16,065 I will sully the name Courtyard Park Hotel on TripAdvisor. 164 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,942 They'll be callin' it Prisonyard Park Hotel! 165 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:22,172 Uh, you will hear from my fucking lawyer. 166 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:25,308 I will Erin Brockovich this bitch. 167 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,554 - Mrs. Campos: Oh! - Luke: Hey! 168 00:07:26,578 --> 00:07:28,578 That's my fucking purse! 169 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:30,648 Luke: Hey! 170 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:32,816 No running! 171 00:07:32,851 --> 00:07:34,361 Donna: That lifeguard noticed ya! Del: Yeah, I bet he did. 172 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,787 Oh. 173 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:36,821 Thanks! 174 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,590 ( Donna laughing ) 175 00:07:43,728 --> 00:07:46,028 ( Donna speaking indistinctly ) 176 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:48,095 ( Donna laughs ) 177 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:49,173 Dang! 178 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,472 -Graciella is quite the party girl. -Oh, God! 179 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,614 Kinda like this bitch now, huh? 180 00:07:55,207 --> 00:07:56,207 Hmm. 181 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,520 What is it, kid? 182 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,282 I feel bad. 183 00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:05,616 You feel bad? For what? 184 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,821 'Cause I messed up. Completely forgot the lie. 185 00:08:07,853 --> 00:08:10,723 - I fucking panicked. - Hey! Hey... 186 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:13,056 Don't you ever apologize for bein' better than me. 187 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:14,192 Ever. 188 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,064 You hear me? 189 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,225 Yeah. 190 00:08:17,262 --> 00:08:18,932 - Yeah. - ( chuckles softly ) 191 00:08:18,964 --> 00:08:22,374 Hey, I saw a sign at the hotel that said, "Murphy Family Reunion." 192 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,201 Maybe go back tomorrow and be Murphys. 193 00:08:24,236 --> 00:08:26,666 I don't think we can go back to the Courtyard Park Hotel 194 00:08:26,705 --> 00:08:28,805 for a very long time. Probably ever. 195 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:32,281 Fuck the Courtyard Park Hotel. DoubleTree's got free cookies. 196 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:33,881 I hate those cookies. 197 00:08:33,912 --> 00:08:36,622 Yeah. So does my ass, but that don't stop me. Get that, will you? 198 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,919 Hey, don't tell your father you drove. 199 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:44,090 Hey. Where the fuck were you two, huh? 200 00:08:44,122 --> 00:08:46,362 -At the library. -Bobby: At the library? Really? 201 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,792 Come here. ( sniffs ) 202 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:49,726 Ah, your breath don't smell like books. 203 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,230 Well? Where? 204 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:53,834 Courtyard Park Hotel. 205 00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:56,235 What? Again with the pool-hoppin' shit, Donna? Come on! 206 00:08:56,268 --> 00:08:58,908 Hey, build me a pool, and I don't have to drive to the west side to find one. 207 00:08:58,937 --> 00:09:00,377 You're in construction for Christ's sake. 208 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,076 Just build a hole in the ground and fill it with a hose. 209 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,648 -I'm gonna dig a hole back there, right? -Yeah. 210 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,806 -And I'm gonna jump the fuck in, right? -Finally! 211 00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:07,524 So I don't have to deal with you twos anymore, all right? 212 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:08,856 - Get in there. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 213 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,261 -Okay, okay. Sorry, Daddy. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:09:10,282 --> 00:09:12,132 - Get inside, will you? - I'm gonna wash up for supper. 215 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:14,601 Hey, what is this? I don't remember buying you a goddamn bathin' suit. 216 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,960 You didn't. Graciella did. 217 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,858 Wait, who the fuck is Graciella? 218 00:09:17,889 --> 00:09:19,499 She paid for your daughter's bathin' suit, so quit your bitchin'. 219 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:20,955 Hey. No, no. Come here. 220 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:23,803 Don't be draggin' our daughter into your schemin' shit. 221 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:25,999 -Oh, I'm sorry. I've been a bad girl. -Yeah. 222 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:28,502 I know, but I don't want Delilah bein' a bad girl. 223 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,574 Hey, Delilah's a good kid, okay? 224 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,343 All right, look, baby, one Donna's trouble enough. 225 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:34,882 -( chuckles ) -The world don't need another one. 226 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:36,066 - ( growls ) - ( laughing ) 227 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,278 - I got you something. - What did you get me? 228 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,881 No, you didn't! Oh, my God, you got me clams! 229 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,163 -( laughs ) -Do they come with the bellies? 230 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,651 Because I am not paying for a box of breadcrumbs. 231 00:09:44,683 --> 00:09:46,223 Oh, come on, who loves you? 232 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:47,751 You do. 233 00:09:47,786 --> 00:09:49,156 - ( gasps ) - ( exclaims ) 234 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,358 -Oh, you're disgusting, you know that? -( laughing ) 235 00:09:56,461 --> 00:09:57,531 What's that smell? 236 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,303 Tuna. Tryin' to get a cat from the wall. 237 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:00,901 Supposedly a cat. 238 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,083 It's a fuckin' cat. When I find it, I'm gonna strangle this thing. 239 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,902 Hey! You better not be wastin' my goddamn tuna. 240 00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:07,407 You fucking open it, you eat it. 241 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,909 Hey! Sit down. We're sittin' at the table like proper people! 242 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,582 - God. Geez. - Stop kidding around. 243 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,161 Your sister has an announcement to make. 244 00:10:14,179 --> 00:10:16,349 -I do? -Yeah. Tell 'em about the school thing. 245 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:18,819 Tell 'em. 246 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,588 I'm running for Class President. 247 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,320 What? No, that shit's just a popularity contest. 248 00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,916 - No. - Yeah, so what? 249 00:10:25,957 --> 00:10:28,357 What, are you popular all of a sudden now, Dee, huh? 250 00:10:28,393 --> 00:10:29,803 Not really. 251 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:31,338 She thinks she's better than people 'cause she reads books. 252 00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:32,943 You're just jealous 'cause you can't even read. 253 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,165 - I can read. - Okay, Carl, 254 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,871 spell "restaurant". 255 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,653 I'm eatin' right now. What is this, fucking Harvard school? 256 00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,141 Because you can't. 257 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,953 -I can. You know what I can spell? "Fuck you!" -Try it then. 258 00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:44,584 -Fuck you! -Hey, hey! Shut up, already! 259 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,950 Hey, hey, hey. Shut the fuck up! 260 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,009 I think this election thing will be good for her. 261 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:51,317 You know, get her out of her shell. 262 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,850 I mean, she'd be popular. She's just quieter. 263 00:10:53,885 --> 00:10:56,115 Why does she care if people fucking like her or not? 264 00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:57,564 I mean, fuck them. 265 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,870 If people aren't assholes now, they're gonna become assholes later. 266 00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:01,531 Mark my fucking words, Del. 267 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,030 Yeah, well, you got a big head start. 268 00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,311 All right, thanks for the pep talk, everybody. I gotta study. 269 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,200 Nerd! 270 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,732 Donna: Del! Hey, hey, hey! Come here! 271 00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:08,926 Come here, come here. 272 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,768 Come on. I'll take you to the store tomorrow 273 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,643 and we'll get some poster boards and sequins 274 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,051 and glitter, and Puffy paint and all that. 275 00:11:14,072 --> 00:11:16,812 You can't win a campaign without campaign posters, huh? 276 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,652 Who's gonna pay for all this, your friend Graciollo? 277 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,087 Because I ain't paying for fucking shit. 278 00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:22,381 Yeah, you are. She's gonna win this thing. Mark my words. 279 00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,984 Well, it's a waste of time and it's a waste of goddamn money. 280 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:27,846 Hey, eat your clam bellies, you goddamned Gloomy Gus. 281 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:29,416 - ( meows ) - I saw his head! 282 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,630 Donna: Shit. You okay? 283 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,439 I swear to Christ, I'm gonna put him in the wall with that goddamn cat. 284 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,841 You and I are raising a couple of fucking morons, you know that? 285 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,073 And one future fuckin' President! 286 00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:41,698 ( laughs ) 287 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,144 - Go study! - Go get 'em, kid. 288 00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:44,778 Would you get your elbows off the goddamn table? 289 00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,473 Hey, I'm fucking fine. 290 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,805 It's okay, Ted. 291 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:53,352 Hey, excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about the blood drive? 292 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,319 Hey, we need volunteers to pour the orange juice. 293 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:04,155 ( sighs ) I'm gonna punch someone in the face till they need a blood drive. 294 00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:06,019 Chill, we'll just go table to table. 295 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,558 You know, meet the people. 296 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,133 No, I hate the people. 297 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:10,861 Well, I need the people to like me, 298 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,766 so smile for once in your life. 299 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,670 You're in an oddly upbeat mood. 300 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,841 My mom's helpin' me run for Class President. 301 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,307 Damn. 302 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,839 Your mom? For real? 303 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,484 Hey, be nice. 304 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,309 I don't know what's more surprising, 305 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,214 you putting yourself out there like this... 306 00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:29,875 ( scoffs ) Or your fuckin' mom bein' helpful. 307 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,775 All right. Give her a break. You know she tries. 308 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,688 Sometimes. 309 00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:37,119 - Hey. - Natalie: Hi. 310 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:38,955 Hi, I'm Del. This is Natalie. 311 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:42,131 This a gay-straight alliance thing? Or... 312 00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,164 I hate the people. 313 00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:46,495 Well, we're holdin' a blood drive next week. 314 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,403 It's for our hockey team. 315 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,344 You know, our goalie got hurt pretty bad. 316 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,639 Dude took a blade to the jugular. 317 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,335 Vein just ripped open, 318 00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:02,146 and blood was spurtin' everywhere like a fuckin' faucet. 319 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,380 He almost bled to death right on the ice, 320 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,586 and then, when the paramedics finally came, 321 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,888 they were slippin' and slidin' in all this blood 322 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,892 and one of 'em actually threw up. 323 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,664 That was a fuckin' shit show. 324 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,032 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, you know, they was able to save him, 325 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,701 thanks to people chipping in and donating their blood, 326 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,600 much like you guys. So, what do you think? 327 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,135 What's in it for me? 328 00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:27,569 Uh, the satisfaction of helpin' others? 329 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,006 ( scoffs ) Do we get out of class? 330 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,510 Yes. 331 00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:34,214 Should've just opened with that. 332 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,324 Hey, uh, while I'm here, I'm also running for Class President, 333 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,420 so, you know, maybe if you like, you could vote for me. 334 00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,302 I'll let you copy my English homework. 335 00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:48,093 Oh, yeah. She's a fuckin' English savant. 336 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:50,526 -I don't know what that means. -Natalie: Yeah, exactly. 337 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:54,032 But with her doing your homework, you won't have to, so. 338 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,367 Works for me. 339 00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:59,471 Hey, uh, didn't you and your dumpster-fire of a mom 340 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,165 get thrown out the Courtyard Park Hotel the other day? 341 00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:04,637 It's Oxy, right? Not crack. 342 00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:07,846 -Or is it both? -Hey, Ugly Betty, eat a dick. 343 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,020 ( scoffs ) You know what? 344 00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:12,418 I'm thinking' I'll run for Class President. 345 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:16,290 Maybe my campaign platform could be "Crack is Whack." 346 00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:20,261 Yeah, I heard Eric Powers liked your crack. 347 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,732 By the way, just because you take it in the ass 348 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,531 doesn't mean you're still a virgin. 349 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,603 So, yeah. Fuck you! 350 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,570 Thanks. I'm sure that'll help me get elected. 351 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,944 Oh, fuck 'em. 352 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,112 Hey, why do you care what those bitches think, anyway? 353 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,610 I don't. Fuck those hoes. 354 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,613 I gotta go. My ma's picking me up. 355 00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:40,984 I'll see ya tomorrow. 356 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,402 ( tires squeal ) 357 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,396 Where's Ma? 358 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,874 She don't feel so good. 359 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,102 Just get in. 360 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,174 Come on, get in. 361 00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,279 ( inhales deeply ) 362 00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:17,554 Mmm. 363 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,017 Hey, Del. 364 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,692 This shit's expensive. 365 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,690 Yeah, well, this shit's necessary. 366 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,422 How are people supposed to vote for me if they don't know who I am? 367 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,058 Well, I'll tell you what. You don't need a fucking poster board. 368 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,964 All you need's a black sharpie, right? 369 00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:32,965 You want to remind people to vote for you, 370 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,738 you could write your name on the bathroom walls. 371 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,297 That's how I got your mom's number. 372 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,035 Ma promised puffy paint. 373 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,711 Hey, what are you doing'? Hmm? 374 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,609 I like the pink, but I think the green might be more gender-neutral. 375 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,212 Gender what? The fuck is gender-neutral? 376 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,605 Hey, look. Look at me. 377 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,376 I ain't buying you both, okay? 378 00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:52,784 So just pick one, so we could please get the fuck outta here. 379 00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:54,587 This would have been more fun with Ma. 380 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,819 Yeah, well, clearly, your mother's not here. 381 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,215 I know. 382 00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,860 Hey, kid. What are you, what are you... 383 00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:03,563 What are you doing all this for, huh? 384 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,955 - What? - All this shit. 385 00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,967 You know, this goddamn popularity contest. 386 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,640 Doing all this fake shit for votes? Come on. 387 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,568 I don't know, I like helpin' people. That so bad? 388 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,614 There's a cheaper way of helping people. 389 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,540 By doing nothing and staying out of the fucking way. 390 00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:20,005 You know, it's better than begging for attention 391 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,275 from a bunch of fucking jack-wagons 392 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,024 who ain't worth your weight in spit. 393 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,049 Maybe I wanna be noticed for once. 394 00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:29,524 For something good. Okay? 395 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,515 I notice you. And you know, your ma, she notices you. 396 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,588 Yeah, well, people don't always say nice things about me. 397 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,057 Well, not me, but you know what I mean. 398 00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,503 About your ma, you mean? 399 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,214 Go with the green. 400 00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:55,746 You know, green reminds people of money 401 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,751 'cause people are fucking greedy. 402 00:16:57,782 --> 00:17:00,552 - You think? - Yeah, no doubt. 403 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,786 We don't need the puffy paint. 404 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,191 Fuck that. We're getting the fuckin' puffy paint, 405 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,393 we're getting the scented markers. 406 00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,785 You and me, we're gonna have a party. 407 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,328 - ( laughs ) - Come on. 408 00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:15,167 ( cart rattling ) 409 00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:24,179 -( siren wailing in the distance) -( dog barking ) 410 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,206 - ( Bobby sighs ) - ( cat meows ) 411 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,522 Bobby: Oh, hey, hey, hey. 412 00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:33,889 What the fuck are you two bozos doin' now? 413 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,449 Trying to smoke out the cat. 414 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,661 Smoking out the... 415 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,529 What are you, fucking crazy? You're gonna burn down my goddamn house. 416 00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:42,057 Give me that. Come on, come on. Chop-chop. 417 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,064 Smoke out a cat, huh? Stop it. 418 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,627 ( indistinct whispering ) 419 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:47,825 My kids... 420 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,804 Del, can you do me a favor? 421 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,495 Can you, uh, paint on this, 422 00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:54,347 just, uh, so you don't make a mess and don't fuck up my table, please? 423 00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:56,672 Table's already fucked up. 424 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,278 Yeah, 'cause, uh, somebody... ( whistles ) 425 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,891 Doesn't know how to use a fucking coaster. 426 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,752 "Coastas," he says! All the sudden, this guy's pushin' coastas. 427 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,052 Martha Stewart over here. 428 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,633 Come on, darling, You can use anything as a frigging coaster. 429 00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,551 Here, why don't you use one of Del's books, huh? 430 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,193 - Come on, now! Donna! - Shit! 431 00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:15,464 - It's okay. It's okay. - No, it's not! 432 00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,513 Hey, hey, hey, relax. I'll help her make another one. 433 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,529 Do you know how much this shit costs, huh? 434 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,904 ( sighs ) No. 435 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,482 No, you wouldn't, because you didn't show up at the craft store 436 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,970 like you were supposed to, did you? 437 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,702 God, quit being fucking cheap. 438 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,277 It's not about me being cheap, all right? 439 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,805 You're a fuckin' embarrassment. 440 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,480 - Daddy, don't... - No! 441 00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:33,308 Your daughter here is bustin' her ass 442 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,305 tryin' to become school president 443 00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:36,976 and you're not helping her. 444 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,015 All of her friends snickering, 445 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,450 - gossiping about your... - My what? 446 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,288 What are they saying'? Hmm? 447 00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:51,627 I'm going' outside for a beer. 448 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,703 Alone. 449 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,567 Dad, that is a great idea. I'm coming with you. 450 00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,512 Hey, dummy, what the fuck I just say, huh? 451 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,284 ( door closes ) 452 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,146 I didn't say nothing' about you. 453 00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:15,915 You know, he's just, he's being... 454 00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:18,822 I'm sorry. 455 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,858 What'd I tell you about apologizing for being better than me? 456 00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:24,928 Stop it. 457 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,896 He'll calm down. 458 00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:34,514 He can call me whatever he wants. 459 00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:36,809 He says things, that's what he does. 460 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,912 ( sighs ) 461 00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:41,083 What about... 462 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:44,282 "What the Hell, Vote for Del?" 463 00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:46,575 - ( both chuckle ) - Kinda love that. 464 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,118 That's 'cause it's fuckin' good. 465 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,663 ( laughs ) 466 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,463 Wow, you should've been an artist or something. 467 00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:55,061 I dabbled back in the day. 468 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,163 You dabbled? 469 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:57,864 - Graffiti mostly. - ( chuckles ) 470 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,703 - It's perfect. - Hmm. 471 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,205 All right, now let me hear that speech of yours. 472 00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:06,736 - No, it's not ready yet. - Hey... 473 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,741 They're gonna fuckin' love you, kid. 474 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,851 How do you know that? 475 00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:15,678 Because I fuckin' love ya. 476 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,584 So they have to at least like ya. 477 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,846 Or I'll kill 'em. 478 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,224 ( both chuckle ) 479 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,421 - Come on. - Okay. 480 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,863 Okay. ( sighs ) 481 00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:31,634 ( paper rustling ) 482 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:33,904 ( sighs ) 483 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,874 Good morning, Hagler. 484 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,673 My name's Del Luccetti and I'm running for Class President. 485 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,105 ( whooping ) 486 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,470 ( laughing ) 487 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,538 That's my daughter! ( laughing ) 488 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:50,378 If elected, I promise to not make any stupid promises 489 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,675 that I can't keep. 490 00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:53,486 Because when I decide to do something, 491 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,288 I always follow through 492 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,860 because I like helpin' people. 493 00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:02,993 So that's why we're finally gonna wash those rancid P.E. pinnies. 494 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,668 We're gonna put free tampons in all the girls' bathrooms 495 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,598 and we're gonna spackle over that peephole 496 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,643 Coach Porter left in the boys' locker room 497 00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,768 before his "early retirement." 498 00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,268 Whoo! 499 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,984 Girl: Del's a crack baby! 500 00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,709 ( scattered laughter ) 501 00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,275 Uh... 502 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,718 ( indistinct chatter ) 503 00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:31,518 Uh, listen, you can... You can call me whatever you want. 504 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:34,661 You don't have to like me, 505 00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:39,432 but you should know that I like you 506 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,704 and I wanna do good stuff. 507 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,344 Like this blood drive we're having for Gordie. 508 00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:47,873 Um... 509 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,436 So I... I hope you'll let me help you. 510 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,312 So... 511 00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:54,553 What the hell, Vote for Del. 512 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,679 Peace. 513 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,417 ( all cheering ) 514 00:22:07,091 --> 00:22:08,831 ( indistinct chatter ) 515 00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,369 ( sniffles ) 516 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,509 Luke: I liked your speech. 517 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,209 Oh. 518 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:29,014 I mean, they called me a crack baby, but at least they knew my name. 519 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:30,047 ( both chuckle ) 520 00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:31,881 Um, for real, though, 521 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,986 Gordie is, like, one of my best friends. 522 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,449 I'm on the team, too. 523 00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:37,516 - Oh, no shit. - Yeah. 524 00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:40,655 That blood drive thing, that's a dope idea. 525 00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:42,491 Thanks for giving a shit and doing something. 526 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,797 - Most people don't. - Yeah. Thanks. 527 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,670 So your mom, she's a... She's riot, huh? ( chuckles ) 528 00:22:48,699 --> 00:22:52,769 Yeah, yeah. She's a maniac, but she's pretty fun. 529 00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,514 You should come over to our game sometime. You know, watch us play. 530 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,110 You can bring your mom. 531 00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:01,976 Um, or, uh... Or no. I mean, just you can come. 532 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,623 - Whatever's good. - Yeah. 533 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,753 Yeah, I'll come. 534 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:07,815 Okay. 535 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,990 I'll see you around. 536 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,414 Ma! 537 00:23:41,852 --> 00:23:45,292 Hey. Where's Ma? I gotta tell her something. 538 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,493 Ah, Delilah. 539 00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:48,264 My speech, it went... She's gotta hear this. 540 00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:50,632 -Hey. Delilah, Delilah. -One second. I gotta go tell Ma. 541 00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:54,001 Delilah, please just come here. 542 00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:58,896 What's wrong? 543 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,337 Look, I, um... 544 00:24:00,371 --> 00:24:02,441 I gotta tell you something, okay? 545 00:24:02,473 --> 00:24:04,483 But you got to... 546 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:07,409 You gotta swear to me. 547 00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,375 You gotta promise me that you're not gonna cry. 548 00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:10,753 Okay? 549 00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:14,987 Look, your, um... 550 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,288 Your mother, she did something... 551 00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:20,033 She did something really stupid. 552 00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,025 And she's, uh... 553 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:26,161 Delilah, she's not... She's not coming back. 554 00:24:28,432 --> 00:24:29,842 Your ma is gone. 555 00:24:34,305 --> 00:24:36,735 They said it was, uh... 556 00:24:36,774 --> 00:24:38,814 They said it was an accident. ( cries ) 557 00:24:41,245 --> 00:24:42,675 ( sniffling ) 558 00:24:42,713 --> 00:24:46,883 Hey, you promised me you weren't gonna cry. 559 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,718 Don't cry. 560 00:24:51,422 --> 00:24:52,962 I'm not gonna cry. 561 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,119 ( muffled laughter ) 562 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:32,899 ( both laughing ) 563 00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,699 ( school bell rings ) 564 00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,802 ( indistinct chatter ) 565 00:26:01,425 --> 00:26:03,385 Hey. Why are you avoiding me? 566 00:26:03,427 --> 00:26:04,727 Del: I'm not. 567 00:26:06,497 --> 00:26:08,197 ( stutters ) How are you? 568 00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:10,233 What do you think? 569 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,738 Sorry, that was a stupid fucking question. I... 570 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:15,242 Uh... 571 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,783 Hey, you know, the election's in two days. 572 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:21,409 Maybe I could help you hand out buttons or somethin'. 573 00:26:21,445 --> 00:26:23,145 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 574 00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,979 You know, you wanted everyone to like you, 575 00:26:27,017 --> 00:26:30,057 so maybe people are gonna vote for you 'cause they feel bad. 576 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,319 No offense, though. 577 00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:37,162 Uh, you gonna do that blood drive? 578 00:26:37,194 --> 00:26:40,674 -It might be a good distraction from the... -Yeah. 579 00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:43,972 Hey, pizza boats at lunch! ( chuckles ) 580 00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:47,071 Someone's gonna need to be the fucking captain of that boat! 581 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:48,644 ( Natalie chuckles ) 582 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:55,776 ( cat meows ) 583 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,125 ( indistinct chatter ) 584 00:28:21,999 --> 00:28:23,369 ( coughs ) 585 00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:36,682 Miss, are you all right? 586 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,154 What's your name? 587 00:28:39,516 --> 00:28:41,086 My name's Julie Campos. 588 00:28:41,118 --> 00:28:43,018 I'm the daughter of Graciella Campos. 589 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,294 We're here for the Medical Supply convention. 590 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,063 The convention was last week. 591 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,933 Del, are you gonna be all right? 592 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,308 ( indistinct chatter ) 593 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:14,593 Hey. 594 00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:18,789 I just wanted to say I'm sorry to hear about what happened and everything. 595 00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:20,563 It's super sad, and... 596 00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:26,131 You know, I'm just sorry and everything for you and your family. 597 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,805 ( screaming ) 598 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,950 Del, what the fuck are you doing? 599 00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,992 ( all screaming ) 600 00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:06,598 Del! You're okay? 601 00:30:06,637 --> 00:30:08,807 Del. Hey, what happened? 602 00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,176 Which one of you suffered, huh? 603 00:30:16,213 --> 00:30:18,283 - You take him yet? - Of course. 604 00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:21,917 - Oh, shit. - Bobby: The fuck is this? 605 00:30:23,754 --> 00:30:24,964 What the fuck? 606 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,189 ( TV playing indistinctly ) 607 00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,902 ( cat purring ) 608 00:30:45,042 --> 00:30:48,452 - I found the cat. - ( meows ) 609 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,479 ( theme music playing ) 610 00:30:58,489 --> 00:30:59,619 Del: Next on Wayne... 611 00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:01,037 - Hey! Give me that back! - ( groans ) 612 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,689 The fuck? Put me down! 613 00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,526 I'll go to fucking school! 614 00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:06,532 Boy: Hey! 615 00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,974 Security: Stop, stop, stop! 616 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,639 ( on phone ) This is Vice Principal Walt from Alabaster High. 617 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,898 -Your daughter got detention today... -Oh... ( chuckles nervously ) 618 00:31:13,937 --> 00:31:15,507 You got two options. 619 00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:17,119 Come up with a speech that inspire people to donate to our school 620 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,441 or half-ass like you done your whole life. 621 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:20,676 I'm gonna go with B. 622 00:31:20,711 --> 00:31:22,261 Wayne: I just think if you wanna stay, you should stay. 623 00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:24,179 Del: So where the fuck are you going? 624 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,385 You're gonna have more fun without me. 625 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,116 Del: So you're just gonna fucking leave? Dick. 44339

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