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THERE YOU
ARE, ANDY.
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ALL WASHED
AND IRONED.
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OH, THANKS.
THAT LOOKS NICE.
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DID EMMETT REALLY GIVE YOU
THOSE SHIRTS FOR NOTHING?
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WELL, ADVERTISING.
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WELL, IT IS EFFECTIVE.
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OH, SURE.
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SOME OF THOSE
BOWLING MATCHES
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I GUESS 50, 60 PEOPLE
GET TO SEE THAT NAME.
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WOW!
SURE. BEING
A NEW BUSINESS
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EMMETT WANTS
TO SPREAD THE NAME AROUND.
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DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO BEAT MT. PILOT
TONIGHT, PAW?
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I DON'T KNOW.
THE TEAM LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
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LOU JENKINS IS BOWLING
BETTER THAN EVER.
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GOOD.
GOOBER GAVE US
A SCARE, THOUGH.
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OH?
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YEAH, HIS RIGHT EYE
STARTED TWITCHING.
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OH.
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NERVOUS ABOUT THE GAME, I GUESS.
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WELL, THAT'S NATURAL.
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HE SAYS HE'S FINE TODAY.
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Goober:
ANDY! ANDY,
ANDY, ANDY.
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I HATE TO COME
BUSTING IN
LIKE THIS
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BUT I GOT BAD NEWS,
REAL BAD NEWS.
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YOUR EYE?
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NO. WE'VE GOT
A EMPTY SHIRT.
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WHAT?
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LOU JENKINS IS OUT.
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LOU JENKINS IS OUT?
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WENT TO ATLANTA
ON BUSINESS.
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HE DID?
JUST UP AND LEAVES.
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OH, IT MUST BE
IMPORTANT BUSINESS, GOOBER.
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WELL, WHAT'S
MORE IMPORTANT
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THAN A GAME WITH
THE TRUCKER'S CAFE
FROM MT. PILOT?
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WHEW...
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MM...
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UH, WELL...
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I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO TRY
TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE.
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WELL, WHO?
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NAME ANYBODY
THAT'S ANY GOOD.
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HOW ABOUT THE PASTOR?
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HE LIKES TO BOWL.
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UH...
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I DON'T THINK SO,
AUNT BEE.
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
IN THE HEAT OF THE GAME
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WE, UH, SAY,
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING.
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OH, YES.
THAT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS.
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HOW ABOUT HOWARD SPRAGUE?
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NO, OPE.
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UH, OPE,
SEE, HOWARD, UH...
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WELL, WE...
WE STILL WANT TO TRY TO WIN.
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DID YOU TELL EMMETT?
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NO. I HADN'T HAD
THE HEART TO.
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WELL, I GUESS
HE OUGHT TO KNOW.
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HE'S THE SPONSOR.
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COME ON, WE'LL TELL HIM.
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I'LL, UH...
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Aunt Bee:
GOODBYE.
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BOY, THAT'S
A TOUGH BREAK.
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WELL, OPIE, IN THE FIELD
OF SPORTS, LIKE ANYTHING ELSE
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YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED
FOR DISAPPOINTMENTS.
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WHY ME?!
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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS
HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?!
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EMMETT, WILL YOU
STOP PACING?
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YOU'RE DRIVING ME
OUT OF MY MIND.
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WE'RE GONNA THINK
OF SOMEBODY, EMMETT.
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TRY AND BE CALM.
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THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
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YOU DIDN'T INVEST
YOUR ENTIRE ADVERTISING BUDGET
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IN THOSE FANCY BOWLING SHIRTS.
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WELL, I KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
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THEY COST
EIGHT DOLLARS APIECE!
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WELL, I'M SORRY.
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NOBODY'S GONNA
SEE 'EM AT ALL
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IF WE DON'T
QUIT FIGHTING
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AND THINK
OF SOMEBODY.
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HOW ABOUT AB WINTERS?
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NO. HE PLAYS BASKETBALL TUESDAYS
AND THURSDAY NIGHT.
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LAST NIGHT THERE WAS
THAT BIG POKER GAME.
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EMMIE WON'T LET HIM OUT AGAIN.
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HEY, I... OOH.
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I GOT IT.
WHO?
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DOC SPRINGS.
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NO.
WHY NOT?
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CATHY HAWKINS
IS DUE.
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AGAIN?
ANY MINUTE.
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TIME FLIES.
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MM.
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WELL...
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I DON'T KNOW WHO
ELSE WE CAN GET
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EXCEPT THERE'S
ALWAYS HOWARD SPRAGUE.
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UH-UH. NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
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HE'S BEEN
PRACTICING.
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ANDY, IF YOU CAN'T HELP,
DON'T HINDER.
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GOOB, HE'S DYING
TO PLAY WITH US.
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WITH HIM ON THE TEAM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL FORFEIT
THE GAME AND SAVE TIME.
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KEEP THINKING.
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HOW ABOUT JEFF KINGSLEY?
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GOT THE FLU.
OH...
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SPEAK OF THE DEVIL,
HERE COMES HOWARD NOW.
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CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
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HI, FELLAS.
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HI, HOWARD.
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OH, HI, HOWARD.
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AIN'T YOU GOT THAT STEAM IRON
FIXED YET, EMMETT?
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I'M CLOSING
IN ON IT.
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EVER IRON
YOUR OWN SHIRTS, ANDY?
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NO, I NEVER DID, GOOB.
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SAY, SPEAKING OF SHIRTS
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I-I-I HEAR YOU GOT AN EMPTY ONE
FOR THE BIG MATCH TONIGHT.
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YOU KNOW THE THING
THAT RUINS THESE IRONS
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IS WOMEN USE
TOO MUCH STARCH.
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MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID
USE A LOT OF STARCH.
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I BEEN DOING A LITTLE BOWLING
MYSELF LATELY.
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WOULD YOU HAND ME
THE SCREWDRIVER.
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THIS ONE ALL RIGHT?
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I'LL TRY IT.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING
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HOW A FELLA CAN PICK UP HIS GAME
BY PRACTICING REGULARLY.
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NO. WOULD YOU GET
ME THE PHILLIPS?
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I'VE BEEN PLAYING
EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY.
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THURSDAY I PICKED UP
A 4-10 SPLIT.
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OH.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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PICKED UP
A 4-10 SPLIT THURSDAY.
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OH.
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AND I FIND I'M DELIVERING
THE BALL
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WITH A WHOLE LOT MORE
AUTHORITY, TOO.
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YOU SAY THE STARCH
IS THE THING TO WATCH
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IN A STEAM IRON, EMMETT?
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WELL, THAT'S
THE KILLER.
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WELL, I GOTTA BE GOING.
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I'LL, UH...
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I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.
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YEAH, HOWARD.
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Goober:
HOWARD.
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WELL, WE WERE PRETTY HARD
ON HIM.
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WELL, THIS IS
A BIG GAME, ANDY.
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WELL, A 4-10 SPLIT'S
PRETTY GOOD.
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MAYBE WE OUGHT TO GIVE HIM
A CHANCE.
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OH, COME ON.
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WELL, IT'S JUST A GAME
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AND ISN'T THE IDEA
FOR US TO GO OUT
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AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME?
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ISN'T THAT THE IDEA?
HUH
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WELL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK, EMMETT?
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MAYBE HE HAS LEARNED SOMETHING
ABOUT THE GAME LIKE HE SAYS.
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WELL, I DON'T...
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THAT'S A TIME.
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IF WE'RE GONNA LOSE
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WE MIGHT AS WELL LOSE
WITH OUR FRIENDS.
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AH! HA HA.
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BEAUTIFUL, GOOB.
BEAUTIFUL.
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SAVE SOME OF THAT
FOR THE GAME, GOOBER.
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.
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HE'S GOT PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT COME FROM.
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HOWARD,
TAKE YOUR WARM-UPS.
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WE WANT TO GET
THIS THING STARTED.
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OH, YEAH, SURE.
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I WANT TO TELL YOU FELLAS
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HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THE
OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY WITH YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN PLAYING
BY MYSELF--
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HOWARD, WILL YOU JUST
THROW A COUPLE?
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GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
THERE YOU GO.
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RELAX...
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SET...
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ONE, TWO, THROW!
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HEY! NOT BAD!
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GOOD SHOT, HOWARD!
GOOD SHOT!
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IT WAS A LITTLE HIGH
ON THE HEADPIN.
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YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY,
OR YOU WANT TO GIVE UP NOW?
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
WE GOT A NEW BOY HERE.
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YEAH, HE GETS ANOTHER SHOT.
GO AHEAD, HOWARD.
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IS HE GONNA DO THAT
EVERY TIME?
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SET...
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ONE, TWO...
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LOOK AT THAT.
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HEY, PICKED
UP HIS SPARE!
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NICE RHYTHM, HOWARD.
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HEY, THANKS, FELLAS.
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OH, COME ON, COME ON.
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LET'S GET GOING HERE.
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YEAH, THE SOONER WE GET STARTED,
THE SOONER WE WIN.
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LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
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ALL RIGHT, WE'RE READY.
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COME ON, ANDY, GET IN HERE.
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COME ON, COME ON.
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WHO'S GONNA WIN?
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All:
MAYBERRY! MAYBERRY! MAYBERRY!
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YOU LEAD OFF, HOWARD.
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ME?
YEAH.
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OH, OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT,
HANG IN THERE, HOWARD.
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THIS IS IT.
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YEAH, TAKE IT EASY
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AND DON'T TRY
TO BUST THE PINS.
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RELAX...
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HE IS GONNA DO
IT EVERY TIME.
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SHH, SHH, SHH.
GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
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ONE, TWO, THROW.
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ATTAWAY TO GO,
HOWARD!
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YEAH, GREAT.
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WAY TO GO.
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SET...
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ONE, TWO, THROW.
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HE DID IT AGAIN!
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FOUR IN A ROW!
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OH, HOWARD! GREAT!
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GUESS I GOT
THE OL' TOUCH TONIGHT.
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THAT'S GREAT.
BEAUTIFUL.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
NOW, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,085
NOW WHERE'D YOU IMPORT
THIS GUY FROM?
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OH, NO, NO.
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I-I-I'VE BEEN
PRACTICING.
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I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK
I'M A DINGER.
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RINGER.
HUH?
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RINGER.
OH. RINGER.
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WELL, COME ON, GOOB,
YOU'RE UP AFTER HIM
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SO YOU'D BETTER
GET READY.
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TAKE YOUR TIME NOW.
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DON'T TRY TO
BUST THE PINS.
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OKAY, HOWARD.
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HANG IN THERE, BABE.
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SHH-SHH. SHH-SHH.
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RELAX...
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SET...
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ONE, TWO, THROW.
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THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
230
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EIGHT STRIKES
IN A ROW!
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I NEVER SEEN
THAT BEFORE.
232
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LOU OUGHTA BE HERE
TO SEE THIS.
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LOU WHO?
OH, LOU.
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ATTA TIME, HOWARD!
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HEY, HEY, HOWARD, HOWARD...
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00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,722
WHATCHA GOT
GOIN' FOR YA?
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00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,390
OH, JUST IN THE
GROOVE, I GUESS.
238
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,959
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT--
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A FELLA WHO'S ONLY
BEEN BOWLING A
COUPLA MONTHS.
240
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:03,296
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
SOMETIMES IN SPORTS.
241
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,232
FELLA GETS A STREAK
OF PERFECT TIMING
242
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,433
CAN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
243
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,901
YEAH, LIKE
IN BASEBALL.
244
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,937
A FELLA HAS ONE OF
THOSE HITTIN' STREAKS.
245
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,338
YEAH. HOW'S
THE OVERALL SCORE?
246
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,906
THE GAME'S ON ICE.
247
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,709
NOW IT'S JUST THE WONDER
OF WATCHING HOWARD THERE.
248
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,945
DO YOU THINK BY ANY
CHANCE HE MIGHT...?
249
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,479
A PERFECT GAME?
250
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,948
WELL, IT'S POSSIBLE.
251
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,183
HE'S TWO-THIRDS
OF THE WAY THROUGH.
252
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,085
PERFECT GAME.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
253
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,253
IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.
254
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,921
NOT IN THIS
COUNTY IT AIN'T.
255
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,089
THE LAST
FOUR FRAMES
256
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,991
IS WHEN THE GOING
REALLY GETS TOUGH.
257
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,159
YOU JUST WATCH HIM.
258
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,127
YOU GOT YOUR TIMING,
AIN'T YOU, HOWARD?
259
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,129
I MUST SAY I FEEL
PRETTY SHARP TONIGHT.
260
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,398
YOU FEEL SO SHARP,
ANYBODY WANT TO MAKE A BET?
261
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,499
WE DON'T BET.
262
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,834
THEY JUST TALK.
263
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,402
FELLAS, LET'S JUST FINISH
THE GAME.
264
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,438
LOOK, IT'S 4-1 THAT HE DON'T
BOWL NO PERFECT GAME.
265
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,007
HE TOLD YOU WE DON'T BET.
266
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,409
YOU'RE AFRAID YOUR BOY
HERE'S GONNA FOLD, HUH?
267
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,745
THEY'RE PUSHING US
PRETTY HARD, ANDY.
NO, GOOB.
268
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,280
GIVE YOU $40 TO $10
269
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,315
THAT HE DON'T BOWL
NO PERFECT GAME.
270
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,483
WE'LL TAKE THAT.
271
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,151
GOOBER, I'LL TAKE
FIVE OF THAT.
272
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,252
NOW, THAT'S A BET.
273
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,954
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BET, ALL RIGHT.
274
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,455
ANDY, THAT'S PUSHING
US TOO HARD.
275
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,424
WE GOT OUR PRIDE.
GO AHEAD, HOWARD.
276
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,827
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU FELLAS SHOULDA BET.
277
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,162
WELL, THE WAY
YOU'RE GOING IT'S
MONEY IN THE BANK.
278
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,064
HEY, JOE, TURN UP
THE AIR CONDITIONER.
279
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,299
IT'S GETTING
WARM IN HERE.
280
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,433
YOU'RE UP, GOOBER.
281
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,035
OH, YEAH.
282
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:24,244
RELAX, SET, ONE, TWO...
283
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,835
ONE, TWO...
284
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,211
ONE MORE, HOWARD
285
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,147
AND YOU'RE
GONNA BE FAMOUS.
286
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,286
NOTHING TO BE
NERVOUS ABOUT.
287
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,556
I "WISHT" IT WAS OVER.
288
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,160
THROW THE BALL, WILL YOU?
289
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,187
ONE, TWO... HEY!
290
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,089
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE LIGHTS?!
291
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,264
KEEP THIS ARM
MOVING.
292
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,300
DON'T LET IT
KNOT UP ON YOU.
293
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,467
HERE COMES ANDY NOW.
294
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,169
WELL, WHAT'S
THE STORY, ANDY?
295
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,237
MAIN CIRCUIT'S OUT.
296
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,305
MAIN CIRCUIT?!
297
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,108
IT MUST HAVE
GOTTEN OVERLOADED
298
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,276
WHEN WE TURNED UP
THE AIR-CONDITIONING.
299
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,577
WELL, IS HE
GETTING IT FIXED?
300
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,113
WE GOT
A PERFECT GAME GOING.
301
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,048
WE CAN FORGET ABOUT THE GAME
TONIGHT.
302
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,417
TAKE THREE OR FOUR HOURS
TO GET THE LIGHTS ON.
303
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,219
WHAT ABOUT
MY LAST BALL?
304
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,653
OH, THROW
IT, THROW IT.
305
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,989
BUT HE CAN'T EVEN SEE
THE PINS.
306
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,590
THERE AIN'T NOTHING
IN THE RULES
307
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,426
ABOUT HIM
HAVING TO SEE THE PINS.
308
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,560
DON'T DO IT,
HOWARD!
309
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,262
MAYBE YOU BETTER
PAY UP YOUR BET.
310
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,998
HE'S GOT
ANOTHER BALL COMING.
311
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,433
GO AHEAD AND THROW IT.
312
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,534
W-WAIT A MINUTE.
313
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,202
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
314
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,571
YOU CAN'T ASK THE MAN
TO THROW THE BALL IN THE DARK.
315
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,307
THE FAIR THING'D BE
TO COME BACK HERE TOMORROW NIGHT
316
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,976
AND LET HIM
THROW IT THEN.
317
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,444
I DON'T CARE
WHAT'S FAIR!
318
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,611
LET HIM
THROW IT NOW!
319
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,047
IT'S THE
FAIR THING!
320
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,615
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
321
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,217
OKAY, OKAY.
322
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,954
WE'LL SEE YOU HERE
TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00.
323
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,621
ALL RIGHT.
324
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,390
DON'T LOSE YOUR TOUCH,
HOWARD.
325
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,025
YEAH.
326
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,161
JUST A LITTLE MORE,
HOWARD.
327
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,262
BELIEVE ME, HOWARD
328
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,064
YOU THROW A STRIKE
TOMORROW NIGHT
329
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,166
AND I BET
IT'LL HIT THE RALEIGH PAPERS.
330
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,567
I WOULDN'T
BE SURPRISED.
331
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,203
THE WHOLE THING
SEEMS JUST LIKE A DREAM TO ME.
332
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,305
CAN'T I GET YOU
SOMETHING ELSE, HOWARD?
333
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,506
NO, THANKS,
AUNT BEE.
334
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,541
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO KEEP YOUR STRENGTH UP.
335
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,043
A LITTLE EGG NOG.
336
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,111
NO, NO.
NO, THANKS.
337
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,145
EVEN MORE IMPORTANT
338
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,713
IS STAYING COOL UNDER PRESSURE.
339
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,082
HEY, LOOK AT HIM.
340
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,383
COOL AS A CUCUMBER,
AIN'T YOU?
341
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,951
WELL, I GUESS SO.
342
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,153
HOWARD, YOU "ORT" TO HAVE BEEN
A BRAIN SURGEON.
343
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,254
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
344
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,722
WELL, YOU JUST
STAY COOL
345
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,125
TILL AFTER YOU
THROW THAT BALL
TOMORROW NIGHT.
346
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,560
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
347
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,162
LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
348
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,131
CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
349
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,565
OH! TO GET HIS
MIND OFF OF IT
350
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,267
SO THE TENSION
DON'T BUILD UP.
351
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,535
WELL, THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
352
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,270
LET'S DON'T EVEN
TALK ABOUT IT.
353
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,006
WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE
WITH ME.
354
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,340
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
355
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,541
DON'T GIVE ONE THOUGHT
356
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,543
TO HOW MUCH DEPENDS
ON THAT ONE BALL.
357
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,412
THAT ME AND ANDY
STAND TO WIN $40
358
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,048
OR THAT YOU WAS COMING
UP A LITTLE TOO FAR
359
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,417
ON YOUR BACK SWING ON
YOUR LAST TWO BALLS.
360
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,019
GOOBER.
361
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,553
I WAS JUST TELLING HIM
NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
362
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,988
MMM...!
363
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,693
I FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
IN MY ALMANAC.
364
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,763
"THE ODDS AGAINST ANYBODY
BOWLING A PERFECT GAME
365
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,999
ARE 348,000 TO ONE."
366
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,000
THEY ARE?
367
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,168
OH, GOOD HEAVENS!
368
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,203
YEAH, BUT THAT'S
STARTING FROM SCRATCH
369
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,305
AND HOWARD'S JUST
GOT ONE BALL TO GO.
370
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,510
WELL, I GUESS
I BETTER BE GOING HOME NOW.
371
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,579
Andy:
GOOD NIGHT,
HOWARD.
372
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,749
HOWARD, GET IN BED,
GO RIGHT TO SLEEP
373
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,085
BUT KEEP THAT
ARM MOVING.
374
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,586
RIGHT.
375
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,621
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
376
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,172
Bowler:
PERFECT GAME
377
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,309
Goober:
WELL, IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.
378
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,414
Bowler:
WELL, NOT IN THIS COUNTY,
IT AIN'T.
379
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,684
Opie:
"THE ODDS AGAINST ANYBODY
BOWLING A PERFECT GAME
380
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,586
ARE 348,000 TO ONE."
381
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,054
Aunt Bee:
GOOD HEAVENS!
382
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,291
Goober:
YOU WAS COMING UP
383
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,293
A LITTLE TOO FAR
ON YOUR BACK SWING
384
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,027
ON YOUR LAST TWO BALLS.
385
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,266
BACK SWING.
386
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,671
BACK SWING, BACK SWING.
387
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,577
RELAX.
388
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,379
SET.
389
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,815
ONE, TWO... NO, NO.
390
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,586
ONE... T...
391
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:05,118
"IF YOU CAN FILL
THE UNFORGIVING MINUTES
392
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,555
"WITH 60 SECONDS WORTH
OF DISTANCE RUN
393
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:13,193
"YOURS IS THE EARTH
AND EVERYTHING THAT'S IN IT
394
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:17,297
AND WHICH IS MORE,
YOU'LL BE A MAN, MY SON."
395
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:30,109
"THE MIGHTY CASEY
HAS STRUCK OUT."
396
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,584
YOU THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT,
AUNT BEE?
397
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,219
I'M SURE HE WILL.
398
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,322
HOWARD'S A MAN
OF COURAGE AND
DETERMINATION.
399
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,260
YOU ALL RIGHT,
HOWARD?
400
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,795
OH, YEAH,
SURE, SURE.
401
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,730
HEADACHE'S
ALMOST GONE.
402
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,500
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STILL
IN THE GROOVE, HOWARD?
403
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,601
OH, YEAH,
SURE. SURE.
404
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,768
ALL RIGHT,
NOW, LISTEN
405
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,337
IS HE GONNA
THROW THE BALL
406
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,371
OR AIN'T HE?
407
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,839
HE GETS A COUPLE
OF WARM-UPS.
408
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,840
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
409
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:01,908
TWO--
THAT'S ALL.
410
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:02,909
JUST TWO.
411
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:03,910
COME ON, HOWARD.
412
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,212
COME ON, CHAMP.
413
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,646
JUST A COUPLE OF
WARM-UPS, FOLKS.
414
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,883
CHIN UP, HOWARD!
415
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,598
RELAX...
416
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,666
SET...
417
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,737
ONE, TWO...
418
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,709
GUTTER BALL!
419
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,744
I SAW IT, EMMETT.
420
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,315
T-THAT ONE JUST
SLIPPED, HOWARD.
421
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,584
NOW, TAKE ANOTHER
ONE, AND JUST RELAX.
422
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,952
RIGHT.
423
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,342
RELAX...
424
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,543
SET...
425
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,283
ONE, TWO...
426
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,525
I'VE LOST IT.
427
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,666
WELL, HOWARD
428
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,469
YOU JUST LOST YOUR TIMING,
THAT'S ALL
429
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,604
AND IT HAPPENS.
430
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,038
THERE GOES THE BET.
431
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,041
I PRACTICALLY HAD
THAT MONEY SPENT.
432
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,411
MAYBE THE FELLOWS
WOULD BE WILLING
433
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,678
TO CALL OFF THE BET.
434
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,046
WHAT DO
YOU...?
435
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,981
THEM FELLERS?
NEVER.
436
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,351
WELL... HEY, UH...
437
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,719
H-HEY, UH...
438
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,853
HEY, UH, GUYS?
439
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,788
ANDY, YOU KNOW,
THE NEXT ONE COUNTS.
440
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,824
OH, YEAH, YEAH, HANK,
BUT, UH, YOU CAN
441
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,892
YOU CAN SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HOWARD
442
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,395
GOING FROM ONE NIGHT TO THE NEXT
443
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:06,399
AND TO ME, THE FAIR THING
WOULD BE TO CALL OFF THE BET.
444
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,335
AH, ARE YOU
KIDDING?
445
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,570
NO. WHO KNEW THE LIGHTS
WERE GOING TO GO OUT
446
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,804
AND RUIN HIS HOT STREAK?
447
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,072
OH, COME ON, ANDY.
448
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,074
NOW, A BET'S A BET,
YOU KNOW.
449
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,077
OH, NOT WHEN SOMETHING
LIKE THAT HAPPENS.
450
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,646
OH, YEAH, BUT...
451
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,814
IT'S NOT FAIR
TO HOLD A GUY TO A BET
452
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,082
WHEN, WELL, YOU KNOW.
453
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,918
WELL, IT'S UP TO THESE FELLAS
RIGHT HERE.
454
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,888
YOU, UH, YOU WANT TO BE
GOOD GUYS ABOUT IT?
455
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,692
ALL RIGHT, ANDY.
THE BET'S OFF.
456
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,761
THAT'S A TIME.
457
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:37,997
THANKS, ANDY!
458
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,566
THANKS! THANKS!
459
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:40,800
YOU'RE A PAL!
460
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,402
OKAY, OKAY.
461
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,071
ALL RIGHT, HOWARD, NOW,
JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN.
462
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,707
ALL RIGHT.
463
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,677
THAT ANDY'S THE
SALT OF THE EARTH.
464
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,645
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
465
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,049
RELAX.
466
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,551
RELAX.
467
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,755
SET...
468
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,827
ONE, TWO, THROW!
469
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,906
EVERYBODY
STAND BACK!
470
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,974
STAND BACK, NOW!
471
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,143
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU HAD TO BUTT IN!
472
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,778
YOU JUST BLEW
$40 FOR US!
473
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,580
FELLAS, I WAS TRYING
TO HELP!
474
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,582
COULD WE HAVE ONE
OF THE WHOLE TEAM?
475
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:30,683
COME ON, FELLAS.
476
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,984
THERE ARE TIMES
WHEN A PERSON
477
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,421
OUGHT TO LET PEOPLE
HANDLE THEIR OWN AFFAIRS.
478
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,555
HOLD IT.
479
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,056
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS
GOING AROUND
480
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,858
CALLING OFF OTHER
PEOPLE'S BETS.
481
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,760
A WHILE AGO YOU
WERE THANKING ME.
482
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,629
THAT'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT!
483
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,564
ONE MORE.
484
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,500
IT WAS ONE OF THEM THINGS
THAT ONLY CONCERNED US
485
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,835
AND WE KNEW WHAT
WE WAS DOING
486
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,836
AND YOU
COME ALONG
487
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,804
AND STUCK YOUR
BIG, FAT...
488
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,148
HI, HOWARD.
489
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,583
HI, ANDY.
490
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,819
WELL, MR. 300.
491
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:12,525
I JUST FIGURED I'D RETURN
THE SHIRT, WITH LOU COMING BACK.
492
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,993
OH, OH, OH, OKAY.
493
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,128
EMMETT'S IS CLOSED.
I FIGURED I'D LEAVE IT WITH YOU.
494
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,130
OH, WELL, THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S FINE.
495
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,567
BOY, DID YOU EVER HAVE
A NIGHT FOR YOURSELF, HUH?
496
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,002
OH, YEAH.
497
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:26,773
I'M JUST SORRY THAT EMMETT AND
GOOBER HAD TO LOSE OUT, THOUGH.
498
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:29,108
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I SAW THEM. THEY'RE FINE.
499
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,977
OH, WELL, GOOD.
500
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,879
DID YOU SEE THE PIECE
IN THE PAPER?
501
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,747
PICTURE AND EVERYTHING?
UH-OH.
502
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,684
GOOD.
YEAH.
503
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,887
KIND OF MAKES A MAN
STOP AND THINK.
504
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,990
YOU KNOW,
EVEN IF FOR ONLY BRIEFLY,
505
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:46,225
HE'S FOUND A PLACE
IN THE SUN.
506
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,227
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
507
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,463
AND A GOLDEN MOMENT.
508
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:53,800
YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
509
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,004
HEY,
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
510
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,672
I'VE GOT A STRONG FEELING
511
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,808
THAT EMMETT WOULD WANT YOU
TO KEEP THAT SHIRT.
512
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,510
HEY,
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
513
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,977
WELL, I'M SURE OF IT.
514
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:07,480
OH, WELL,
THAT'S GREAT.
515
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,948
YEAH, YOU KEEP THAT.
516
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:11,083
BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS,
NOW, ANDY--
517
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,920
IF MAYBERRY EVER HAS A MUSEUM
OR A HALL OF FAME,
518
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,856
NOW, I'LL BE ONLY TOO HAPPY
TO CONTRIBUTE THIS SHIRT.
519
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,160
WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL,
HOWARD.
520
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,829
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
521
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,732
WELL, I'LL--
I'LL SEE YOU, ANDY.
522
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,734
OKAY.
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