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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,460 ANDY? 2 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:30,664 OH, NEVER MIND. I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO NAP ON SATURDAY. 3 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:39,607 HOW'S THAT 4 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,310 I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW THE MONROE NURSERY BURNED DOWN 5 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:45,813 OVER IN MOUNT PILOT. 6 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,182 WELL, I WON'T BOTHER YOU. 7 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:54,188 YOU KNOW, HE HAD SOME OF THE BEST AZALEAS I'VE EVER SEEN. 8 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,790 PAW! PAW! GUESS WHAT?! 9 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,126 WHAT? 10 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,360 TELL HIM, ARNOLD. 11 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,462 AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, I'M GOING TO BE 13. 12 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:02,696 OH, MY GOODNESS, ARNOLD. 13 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,133 I REMEMBER GETTING YOUR BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT. 14 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,635 ANYHOW, MY PARENTS ARE LETTING ME THROW A PARTY. 15 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,669 PARTY? 16 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,438 IT'S GOING TO BE STAG OR DRAG. 17 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,540 STAG OR DRAG? 18 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,642 STAG IS ALONE. 19 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,410 DRAG MEANS YOU BRING A GIRL. 20 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,512 A PARTY WITH DATES? 21 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,680 DON'T WORRY. 22 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,649 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WILD OR ANYTHING. 23 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,717 I GOT TO GO TELL THE REST OF THE GUYS. 24 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,653 OKAY. 25 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,489 ARNOLD'S MOM IS GOING TO SEND OUT INVITATIONS 26 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,624 IN THE MAIL, BUT HE CAN'T WAIT. 27 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,326 PARTY WITH DATES. 28 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,562 WELL, WHO YOU GOING TO INVITE, OPIE? 29 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,465 WELL, I'M NOT SURE YET. 30 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,300 MARY... 31 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,470 ...ALICE... 32 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,871 CARTER? 33 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,339 COME ON, PAW. 34 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,874 MARY ALICE CARTER. 35 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:49,877 SEEMS TO ME I'VE HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE. 36 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,213 OH, YES, OPIE'S BEEN STUCK ON HER 37 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,681 SINCE THE FIRST GRADE. 38 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:54,915 GEE, PAW. 39 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,350 SHE'S REAL PRETTY. 40 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,818 GOT BIG BLUE EYES. 41 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:01,689 PAW, THERE'S SOME AREAS WHERE A PERSON GETS REAL TOUCHY. 42 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,724 YOU WALK BY HER HOUSE EVERY CHANCE YOU GET 43 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,293 AND IT'S WAY ACROSS TOWN. 44 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:09,763 PAW, MARY ALICE CARTER IS ONE OF MY TOUCHY AREAS. 45 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,500 OH. 46 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,279 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK HER? 47 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,848 WELL, I NEVER ASKED A GIRL TO GO ANYWHERE BEFORE. 48 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,450 EXCEPT MAYBE TO THE STORE. 49 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,684 IT'S SIMPLE. 50 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,420 JUST GO UP AND SAY, "MARY ALICE 51 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,955 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GO WITH ME TO ARNOLD'S PARTY." 52 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,957 BUT EVEN WHEN I ASK HER FOR AN ERASER 53 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,559 MY MOUTH GETS ALL DRY. 54 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,827 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 55 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,330 SO YOU'LL HAVE A DRY MOUTH WHEN YOU ASK HER. 56 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,697 YOU GOING TO ASK IRIS? 57 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,965 RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. 58 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,269 GUESS THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE ASKING MARY ALICE. 59 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,574 HEY, FRED, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY PARTY? 60 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,975 YOU HAVING A PARTY, ARNOLD? 61 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,710 YEAH. YOU'RE INVITED. 62 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:59,680 IT'S STAG OR DRAG, BUT WE'RE ALL ASKING DATES. 63 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,483 I GUESS DATING'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL WITH YOU GUYS. 64 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,318 I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR A WHILE. 65 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,486 YOU HAVE? 66 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,720 SURE. 67 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,889 NOTHING TO IT. 68 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,994 WILL YOU BEGIN STUDYING CHAPTER 12 69 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,230 IN YOUR HISTORY BOOKS, PLEASE? 70 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,614 OPIE TAYLOR, IS SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT 71 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,249 THAN CHAPTER 12 ON YOUR MIND? 72 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,684 OPIE. 73 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,486 HMM? 74 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:42,256 OH, WELL, UH, SHAKESPEARE WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST WRITERS 75 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,524 OF ALL TIME. 76 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,493 WE'RE ON HISTORY NOW, OPIE. 77 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,371 HI, MARY ALICE. 78 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,506 OH, HI, OPIE. 79 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,574 COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 80 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:01,675 ALONE. 81 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,676 SURE. 82 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,677 EXCUSE US, IRIS. 83 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:04,745 OKAY. 84 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,858 WELL, HOW YOU BEEN? 85 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,427 FINE. 86 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,329 THAT'S GOOD. 87 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,731 WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT, OPIE? 88 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,301 WELL, YOU KNOW ARNOLD. 89 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,369 SURE. 90 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,571 HE'S GOING TO BE 13 91 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,441 AND HE'S HAVING THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY 92 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,675 AND I WAS WONDERING... 93 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,944 OPIE, I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO GO HOME. 94 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,412 YOU HAVE TO GO HOME? 95 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,948 YES, I HAVE TO WATER MY MOTHER'S ROSES. 96 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,417 BUT I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK YOU IF YOU... 97 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,453 SHE'S REAL FUSSY ABOUT HER ROSES. 98 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,754 GOODBYE, OPIE. 99 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,592 HOW'D YOU DO? 100 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,327 PRETTY GOOD, I GUESS. 101 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,596 YOU GOT A DATE? 102 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,465 NO, BUT MY MOUTH DIDN'T GET DRY. 103 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,333 WELL, DIDN'T YOU ASK HER? 104 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,734 WELL, I WAS GOING TO 105 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:04,004 BUT SHE HAD TO GO HOME AND WATER HER MOTHER'S ROSES. 106 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,673 I'LL ASK HER TOMORROW. 107 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,879 GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 108 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,882 I JUST KNEW HE WAS GOING TO ASK ME TO ARNOLD'S PARTY. 109 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,417 WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT? 110 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,886 I WANT TO SEE IF FRED SIMPSON'S GOING TO ASK ME. 111 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,388 AND SUPPOSE HE DOESN'T? 112 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,356 IF FRED SIMPSON DOESN'T ASK ME TO GO 113 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,725 I'LL JUST DIE-- I'LL ABSOLUTELY DIE. 114 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,561 YOU WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER ONE? 115 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:28,796 GOOBER, I'M KIND OF BUSY. 116 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,698 JUST ONE MORE. THIS IS A GOOD'UN. 117 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,536 WHAT HAS FOUR WHEELS AND FLIES? 118 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,737 A GARBAGE TRUCK. 119 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,072 NO, A JET PILOT ON A SKATEBOARD. 120 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,877 I KNEW I'D GET YOU ON THAT ONE. 121 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,145 HI, PAW. HEY, OPE. 122 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,848 SAY, PAW, ARNOLD'S RECORD PLAYER IS BUSTED. 123 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,650 HE NEEDS IT FOR THE PARTY. 124 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,785 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT RECORD PLAYERS. 125 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:54,388 OPE SAID YOU MIGHT KNOW WHO COULD FIX IT. 126 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,989 EMMETT CLARK FIXES RADIOS. 127 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,125 LEAVE IT HERE AND I'LL TEND TO IT. 128 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,093 HEY, ARNOLD, HEARD ABOUT YOUR PARTY. 129 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,696 SOUNDS LIKE A REAL HIGH-CLASS AFFAIR. 130 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,165 THE BOYS ARE TAKING DATES. 131 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,902 OH. OH. 132 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,138 DO YOU THINK YOU MIGHT HOLD HER HAND, OPIE? 133 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:14,074 WELL, MAYBE. 134 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,076 MAYBE A LITTLE SNUGGLING, TOO? 135 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,681 WHEN DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE FIXED? 136 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,082 OH, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME. 137 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,551 THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME. 138 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,653 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S TRUE OR NOT 139 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,621 BUT I HEAR THAT, UH, OPIE SITS CLOSE 140 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,022 TO HIS SWEETHEART IN SCHOOL 141 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,692 AND THEY PASS NOTES BACK AND FORTH. 142 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,962 WHAT DO YOU PUT IN THEM, OPE 143 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,864 HUH? 144 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,599 SEE YOU, PAW. 145 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,608 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF US? 146 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,877 OH, OLD PEOPLE ALWAYS DO THAT. 147 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,145 GUESS THEY GET SOME KIND OF KICK OUT OF IT. 148 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:55,015 YEAH, AND YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. 149 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,618 NO. JUST HAVE TO KIND OF SMILE 150 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,753 UNTIL THEY GET TIRED OF DOING IT. 151 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,054 YEAH. 152 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,168 AND REMEMBER, WE HAVE A TEST ON FRIDAY 153 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,037 COVERING THE LAST FOUR CHAPTERS. 154 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,672 CLASS DISMISSED. 155 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,616 HI, FRED. 156 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:29,650 OH, HI. 157 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,854 IF HE WAS GOING TO ASK, HE'D HAVE ASKED BY NOW. 158 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:34,888 I KNOW IT. 159 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,490 YOU OUGHT TO GO WITH OPIE. 160 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,759 YEAH, BUT MAYBE OPIE WON'T ASK ME AGAIN. 161 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,628 I PUT HIM OFF FOR THREE DAYS. 162 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,630 MAYBE HE'LL ASK YOU AGAIN. 163 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:43,964 GIVE HIM A CHANCE. 164 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,065 OKAY. 165 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,703 I'VE TRIED TO ASK HER FOR THREE DAYS NOW. 166 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,005 SHE'S ALWAYS GOT TO WATER HER MOTHER'S ROSES 167 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,807 OR PUT UP HER HAIR OR SOMETHING. 168 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,843 YOU THINK SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU? 169 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,144 I DON'T KNOW. 170 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,613 SHE NEVER GIVES ME A CHANCE TO ASK HER. 171 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,881 HERE SHE COMES. 172 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,149 GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. 173 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,752 A-ARNOLD. HI, OPIE. 174 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,153 HI. 175 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,056 UH... SAY, MARY ALICE 176 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,124 IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME 177 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,927 AND WATER YOUR MOTHER'S ROSES OR ANYTHING 178 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,929 I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 179 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,165 REALLY, OPIE? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 180 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:22,703 WELL...YOU WANT TO GO TO ARNOLD'S PARTY WITH ME? 181 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,037 ARNOLD'S PARTY? 182 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,773 OH, I'D LOVE TO, OPIE. 183 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:26,907 I'D REALLY LOVE TO. 184 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,208 YOU WOULD? 185 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,843 OF COURSE I WOULD. 186 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,785 RIGHT THERE. 187 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,252 HI, PAW. HI, AUNT BEE. 188 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,721 HOW'S THAT? 189 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,122 WELL, I'M NOT SURE. 190 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,592 SURE IS A NICE DAY. 191 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,993 I THINK IT WOULD LOOK BETTER 192 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,260 OVER THERE BY THE PIANO. 193 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,296 THIS IS THE FOURTH PLACE WE'VE HAD IT. 194 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,198 HOPE IT'S A NICE DAY FOR THE PARTY. 195 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,266 WE'LL LEAVE IT THERE FOR THE TIME BEING. 196 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,735 OH, GOOD. 197 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,604 WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT THE PARTY? 198 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:57,871 HOPE IT DOESN'T RAIN. 199 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,140 OH. DID YOU, UH, DID YOU EVER DECIDE 200 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,610 WHETHER YOU'RE GOING STAG OR DRAG? 201 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,844 DRAG, PAW. 202 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,878 UH-OH. 203 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,614 DID YOU ASK HER? 204 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,948 WELL... 205 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,850 YOU ASKED MARY ALICE CARTER? 206 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,284 YEAH. 207 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,385 SHE FLIPPED. 208 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,825 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE LONG BEFORE WE LOSE HIM. 209 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,760 WELL... 210 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,762 PAW, COULD I ASK YOU ONE FAVOR? 211 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,030 BE KIND OF EXPENSIVE. 212 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,632 TRY ME. 213 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:27,267 COULD I HAVE A NEW SUIT AND SOME OXBLOOD LOAFERS? 214 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,804 OH, NOW, OPIE, THAT'S VERY EXTRAVAGANT. 215 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,173 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SUIT YOU HAVE. 216 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,942 IT'S GETTING A LITTLE TOO SMALL. 217 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,977 I DID NOTICE ON THE WAY TO CHURCH SUNDAY 218 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,246 THAT SUIT IS GETTING A LITTLE QUICK ON HIM. 219 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,614 IT'S YOUR MONEY. 220 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,315 YOU TAKE OUT SOMEBODY LIKE MARY ALICE 221 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,984 YOU GOT TO LOOK SHARP, RIGHT? 222 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,754 RIGHT. THANKS, PAW. CAN WE GO NOW? 223 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,022 I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT. 224 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,694 THERE YOU ARE. 225 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,030 MM-HMM. YES, THAT'S MORE WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 226 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,100 BUT, AUNT BEE, I JUST WANT A PLAIN BLUE SUIT. 227 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,736 WELL, OPIE, THIS IS VERY STRONG FABRIC, 228 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,271 AND IT WILL LAST FOR YEARS. 229 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:07,274 AUNT BEE, DON'T YOU THINK THAT FABRIC'S A LITTLE THICK? 230 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,343 NO, IT ISN'T THICK. IT'S STURDY, ANDY, STURDY. 231 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:13,146 PAW, CAN I TRY THE BLUE ONE ON AGAIN. 232 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,983 YEAH, LET'S LET HIM TRY THE BLUE ONE ON 233 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,951 ONE MORE TIME, AUNT BEE. 234 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,387 WELL, YOU KNOW, ANDY, I DO HAVE QUITE A SHOPPING SENSE, 235 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,122 IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT. 236 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,724 OF COURSE. I KNOW YOU DO. 237 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,793 LET'S JUST LET HIM TRY IT ONCE MORE. 238 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,164 THIS BLUE ONE'S A REAL GOOD VALUE, TOO 239 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,801 AND, UH, IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIGHTER WEIGHT. 240 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,335 I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER, PAW. 241 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,038 YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE I DO, TOO, AUNT BEE. 242 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,707 WELL, IF THAT'S THE ONE 243 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,909 THAT'S GOING TO MAKE HIM HAPPY, ALL RIGHT. 244 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,311 HE'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO BE WEARING IT. 245 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,179 THAT'S RIGHT, DOYLE. 246 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,447 THAT'S RIGHT. 247 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,783 WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE. 248 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,885 WOULD YOU TAKE CARE OF THE ALTERATIONS? 249 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,353 YES, OF COURSE. 250 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,924 AND, UH, AUNT BEE, UH, DON'T HAVE THE PANTS AND SLEEVES 251 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,425 MADE FOUR INCHES TOO LONG 252 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,928 SO THEY'LL FIT HIM SEVEN YEARS FROM NOW. 253 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,195 OH, ANDY. 254 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,331 BUT, DOYLE, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SAVE 255 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,734 WHAT YOU CUT OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE PANTS. 256 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,803 WELL... 257 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,005 PAW. 258 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,876 THANKS FOR THE SUIT. 259 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,110 RIGHT. 260 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:25,853 HI, MARY ALICE. 261 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,320 THIS IS OPIE. 262 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,157 I JUST CALLED TO TELL YOU MY FATHER'S GOING TO DRIVE US 263 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,092 TO ARNOLD'S PARTY IN THE SQUAD CAR. 264 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,961 THEN THEY PICK US UP ABOUT 10:00. 265 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,796 HE SAYS NOT TO EXPECT THE SIREN. 266 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,865 WHAT TIME WILL YOU COME FOR ME, OPIE? 267 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,332 OH, ABOUT 7:00. 268 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,769 I'LL BE WEARING A BRAND-NEW BLUE SUIT 269 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,771 JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING. 270 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,338 OKAY, BYE. 271 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,977 HE'S REAL EXCITED ABOUT TAKING YOU, ISN'T HE? 272 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,913 HIS FATHER'S GOING TO DRIVE US OVER IN THE SQUAD CAR. 273 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,188 OH, MY GOSH, IT'S FRED SIMPSON. 274 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,455 FRED SIMPSON?! 275 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,424 WHERE'S MY SCARF? WHERE'S MY SCARF? 276 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:10,931 HURRY UP, IRIS. 277 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:11,932 COME ON. 278 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,934 GEE, ALL RIGHT. 279 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,302 WHAT DO YOU SAY, GIRLS? 280 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,804 HI, FRED. 281 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,974 SAY, MARY ALICE, ARNOLD'S HAVING THIS PARTY... 282 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,177 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME? 283 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,780 OH, FRED, I'D LOVE TO. 284 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,981 GROOVY. 285 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,053 FRED SIMPSON. 286 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,955 I'M GOING WITH FRED SIMPSON. 287 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,089 BUT, MARY ALICE... 288 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,190 I THINK I'M GOING TO FAINT. 289 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,992 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL OPIE? 290 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,461 I DON'T KNOW YET, BUT I'LL MAKE UP SOMETHING. 291 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,930 OPIE'S GOING TO DIE. 292 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,232 HE'LL JUST DIE. 293 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,115 HI, OPE. 294 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,216 OH... 295 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,986 HI, PAW. 296 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,520 OH, YOU'RE PRACTICING UP FOR TONIGHT, HUH? 297 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,156 WELL, JUST... FOOLING AROUND. 298 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,523 UH-HUH. 299 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,359 SAY, PAW, COULD I BORROW YOUR TIE 300 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,560 WITH THE HORSES ON IT? 301 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,929 GO REAL GOOD WITH THE REST OF MY OUTFIT. 302 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,364 WELL, SURE. 303 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,000 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD FINISHING TOUCH? 304 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,835 I'LL LET YOU HAVE MY KEY CHAIN. 305 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,071 YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT HOOKS ON THE BELT 306 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,539 GOES WAY DOWN AND ENDS UP IN THE POCKET, HUH? 307 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:30,143 WELL, THANKS, BUT MAYBE JUST THE TIE. 308 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,244 HUH. 309 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,382 WELL, YOU GO ON WITH YOUR DANCING. 310 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,155 HEY, YOU BETTER GO PICK UP YOUR SUIT. 311 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,357 MR. PERKINS SAID IT'D BE READY BY NOON. 312 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,459 I'LL GO GET IT NOW. OKAY. 313 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,029 I GOT IT. 314 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,500 HELLO. 315 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,502 OH, HI, MARY ALICE! 316 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,239 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 317 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,507 I SAID I'M SORRY 318 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,575 BUT I CAN'T GO WITH YOU TO ARNOLD'S PARTY. 319 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,877 YOU CAN'T? 320 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,478 IF YOU'RE SICK OR SOMETHING 321 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,415 I CAN PUT ON MY BLUE SUIT AND COME OVER ANYWAY. 322 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,650 NO, I'M NOT SICK, OPIE. 323 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,086 I'M GOING TO THE PARTY. 324 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,622 WELL, YOU SEE... I JUST REMEMBERED 325 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,358 FRED SIMPSON ASKED ME TO GO BEFORE YOU 326 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,327 AND, WELL... 327 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,196 I JUST COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT. 328 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,999 YOU KNOW ME, JUST A FEATHERBRAIN. 329 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,500 OH. 330 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,003 YOU'RE GOING WITH FRED SIMPSON, HUH? 331 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,505 YEAH. 332 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,375 YEAH. 333 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,477 WELL...BYE. 334 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,589 Arnold: HEY, OPE. 335 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,260 I WAS GOING IN TO YOUR FATHER'S TO PICK UP THE RECORD PLAYER. 336 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,395 I THINK I'LL JUST GO ON HOME. 337 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,331 I'M JUST GOING TO PICK IT UP, THEN I'LL WALK YOU. 338 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,466 COME ON. 339 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,270 Goober: WELL... 340 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,506 LOOK WHO'S HERE-- THE MAYBERRY JET SET. 341 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,108 WHAT YOU SAY, GUYS? 342 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,642 IS IT ALL FIXED? 343 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,511 WHAT? OH. OH, YEAH, YEAH. 344 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,113 JUST A SCREW MISSING. 345 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,514 DIDN'T COST A DIME. 346 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,183 THERE YOU ARE, ARNOLD. 347 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,417 THANKS, SHERIFF TAYLOR. 348 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,286 HEY, I SEE YOU GOT YOUR SUIT, OPE. 349 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,955 YOU DADDY WAS TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR NEW THREADS. 350 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,423 THAT'S "CLOTHES" IN HIPSTER TALK. 351 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,524 I KNOW, GOOBER. 352 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,658 HEY, GOOB? 353 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,694 KNOW WHO OPIE'S TAKING TO THE DANCE? 354 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,096 UH-UH. 355 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,330 MARY ALICE CARTER-- 356 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,332 PROBABLY THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN CLASS. 357 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,335 YOU GONNA KISS HER, OPE? YOU GONNA KISS HER? 358 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,138 WELL, ARE YOU? LET'S GO, ARNOLD. 359 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,980 WELL, OPIE DON'T SEEM TOO EXCITED 360 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:50,183 ABOUT GOING OUT WITH THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN CLASS. 361 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,385 WELL, HE'S PROBABLY NERVOUS. WOULDN'T YOU BE? 362 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,587 YEAH, PROBABLY AFRAID HE'S GOING TO MESS UP ON HIS MANNERS 363 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,256 OR SOMETHING. 364 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,458 HEY, THIS ONE. 365 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,733 WELL, NOW, OPIE, I CAN UNDERSTAND 366 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,735 YOUR BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE PARTY 367 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,071 BUT I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD EAT. 368 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,305 YEAH, ARNOLD'S MOTHER 369 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,374 PROBABLY WON'T SERVE REFRESHMENTS 370 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,442 TILL AROUND 9:00. 371 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,044 I'M JUST NOT VERY HUNGRY. 372 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,246 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT NOW 373 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,248 MAYBE IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GO UP 374 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,283 AND TAKE A BATH AND GET DRESSED. 375 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,452 I PUT THE, UH, THE TIE IN YOUR ROOM. 376 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,054 I DON'T THINK I'M GOING. 377 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,494 EXCUSE ME. 378 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:59,252 UM, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? 379 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,254 WELL... 380 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,790 I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD, PAW. 381 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,392 HMM. 382 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,794 HAVE YOU GOT A HEADACHE OR SOMETHING? 383 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,264 YEAH. 384 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,533 YEAH...I HAVE A HEADACHE. 385 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,734 HUH. 386 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,537 WELL, A HEADACHE CAN GET THE BEST OF US. 387 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,273 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE PARTY 388 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,509 I GUESS YOU BETTER CALL MARY ALICE. 389 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,711 OH, I REALLY DON'T HAVE TO, PAW. 390 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,713 SEE, I TOLD HER THIS MORNING 391 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,216 THAT I MIGHT HAVE A HEADACHE TONIGHT 392 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,651 AND I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GO. 393 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,387 OH. OH. OH. 394 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,756 IS, UH, IS SHE GOING BY HERSELF? 395 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,758 NO. 396 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,094 FRED SIMPSON WILL TAKE HER. 397 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,595 THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. 398 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,641 YOU KNOW... 399 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,444 UH, IF YOUR HEADACHE SHOULD GET BETTER 400 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:01,114 YOU COULD GO TO THE PARTY ALONE. 401 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,382 YEAH. 402 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,716 YEAH. 403 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,255 I REMEMBER ONE TIME-- I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE-- 404 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,223 THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. 405 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,392 I WENT TO A PARTY BY MYSELF. 406 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,127 OF COURSE, THE CIRCUMSTANCES 407 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,596 WERE A LOT DIFFERENT FROM YOURS HERE. 408 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,266 BUT WE HAD THIS CHURCH SOCIAL COMING UP, SEE 409 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,434 AND I INVITED THIS REAL SPECIAL GIRL 410 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,704 AND RIGHT AT THE LAST MINUTE SHE BROKE THE DATE WITH ME. 411 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,206 SHE DID? 412 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,807 YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT. 413 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,210 SHE WENT WITH LAMAR TRUNDLE. 414 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,245 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 415 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,413 WHAT? 416 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,348 I WENT TO THE PARTY BY MYSELF. 417 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,151 YOU KNOW, I ACTED LIKE IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT 418 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,886 THAT SHE'D GONE WITH LAMAR TRUNDLE. 419 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,221 I PLAYED IT REAL COOL. 420 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,622 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? 421 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,657 I HAD THE BEST TIME I EVER HAD. 422 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,893 YOU DID? YEAH. YEAH. 423 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:50,230 SO, IF, LIKE I SAY, YOUR HEADACHE SHOULD GET BETTER 424 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,865 YOU COULD GO ON OVER TO ARNOLD'S BY YOURSELF. 425 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,202 MIGHT BE A WAY TO KILL AN EVENING. 426 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,370 YEAH. 427 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,371 YEAH. 428 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,374 OKAY. 429 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,522 WELL, OPE, HERE WE ARE. 430 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,690 IT SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN. 431 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,925 OH, SURE, IT WILL. 432 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,261 NOW, YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME, OPIE. 433 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,429 YEAH, HAVE FUN. 434 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,496 YEAH. 435 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,494 HEY, ARNOLD. 436 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,628 OH, HI, OPE. 437 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,630 HOW'S YOUR PARTY GOING? 438 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,400 GREAT. MY PARENTS ALMOST RUINED IT 439 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,669 BY TRYING TO MAKE US DUNK FOR APPLES. 440 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,937 BUT I ASKED THEM TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN. 441 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,540 IS, UH, EVERYBODY HERE? 442 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,642 YEAH...SHE'S HERE. 443 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,945 WELL, I WASN'T EXACTLY ASKING 444 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,415 ABOUT ANYBODY IN PARTICULAR, ARNOLD. 445 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,721 HEY, OPE, WE ALL HEARD ABOUT WHAT MARY ALICE DID. 446 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,290 THAT'S DIRTY. 447 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,558 OH, THAT DIDN'T GET TO ME AT ALL, GEORGE. 448 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,460 YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS OR ANYTHING? 449 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:30,830 NAH. I FIGURE THERE'S A LOT OF FISH IN THE SEA. 450 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,733 YOU CAN SPREAD THAT AROUND WHAT I JUST SAID 451 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,302 IF YOU WANT TO. 452 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,844 BOY, THIS MUSIC REALLY HAS A GOOD BEAT. 453 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,346 OPIE? HI. 454 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,814 OH, HI, MARY ALICE. 455 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,950 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME, OPIE. 456 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,819 I DID A TERRIBLE THING. 457 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,987 OH, YOU MEAN WHEN YOU CAME HERE WITH FRED 458 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,889 WHEN I REALLY ASKED YOU FIRST? 459 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:57,890 I'M VERY SORRY. 460 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,759 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 461 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,960 AREN'T YOU MAD? 462 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,029 NAH, I NEVER GET MAD OVER LITTLE THINGS. 463 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,832 HEY, RALPH. PRETTY SWINGIN' PARTY, HUH? 464 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,035 BOY, OLD ARNOLD REALLY KNOWS HOW TO THROW A PARTY. 465 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,670 HAVING FUN, MARY ALICE? 466 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,938 I THOUGHT I WOULD. 467 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,039 HEY, BERNICE. 468 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,374 NICE-LOOKING DRESS. 469 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,509 OPIE, DO YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN SITTING 470 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,678 IN THIS CORNER SINCE WE GOT HERE? 471 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,946 SINCE WHO GOT HERE? 472 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,414 FRED AND I. 473 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,983 OH, HE REALLY THINKS HE'S SOMETHING. 474 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,618 OH, THERE HE IS. 475 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,060 BOY, FRED IS REALLY A GREAT DANCER. 476 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,695 HE'S A BIG BORE. 477 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,997 HE MAKES YOU THINK HE'S DOING YOU A GREAT BIG FAVOR 478 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,499 BY TAKING YOU OUT. 479 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,934 AND HE'S ALWAYS COMBING HIS HAIR. 480 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,805 HE'S SO CONCEITED, IT MAKES ME SICK. 481 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,775 WELL... 482 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,045 SINCE YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE 483 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,447 WHY DON'T WE TALK? 484 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,548 OKAY. 485 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,733 WELL, THIS MAY BE A LONG RIDE HOME 486 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,669 SO LET'S MAKE IT AS CHEERFUL AS POSSIBLE. 487 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,904 WELL, I ADMIRE OPIE 488 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,573 FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TO GO TO THE PARTY. 489 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:23,109 YEAH. I HOPE IT WORKED. 490 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,979 ANDY, ISN'T THAT OPIE 491 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,482 UP ON THE PORCH WAVING AT US? 492 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,883 YES, IT IS. 493 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,757 WELL, HELLO. 494 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:38,891 HI. 495 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,731 YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I'M WITH MARY ALICE. 496 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,499 IT HAD CROSSED MY MIND. 497 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,535 WERE YOU WONDERING, TOO, MISS CRUMP? 498 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:50,603 WELL, I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS. 499 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,605 WE JUST SORT OF FOUND OUT 500 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,741 WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER... 501 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,476 ALL ALONG. 502 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,113 OH. 503 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:03,450 PAW, SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 504 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,084 YOU AND ME EVER DOUBLE-DATED 505 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,454 WHY DON'T WE GO OVER TO THE DINER 506 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,188 FOR A LITTLE SOMETHING? 507 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,490 WELL... 508 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:11,624 MY TREAT. 509 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,160 OH. 510 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,998 OH, WELL, OKAY. 511 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,176 AHH. 512 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:33,145 YEAH. BOY. 513 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,783 YES, SIR. 514 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,518 YEAH. 515 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,491 IT WAS REALLY A BLAST. 516 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,626 WASN'T IT, THOUGH? YEAH. 517 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:49,095 YOU SURE I CAN'T GET MY PART OF THE CHECK? 518 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,531 ARE YOU KIDDING? 519 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,000 THANKS. 520 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,871 PAW... 521 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,508 WHAT ARE YOU AND MISS CRUMP DOING NEXT WEEKEND? 522 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,577 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WE'LL TAKE IN A MOVIE OR SOMETHING. 523 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:05,745 MIND IF I COME ALONG? 524 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,780 STAG OR DRAG? 525 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,249 DRAG, PAW. I ALREADY ASKED MARY ALICE. 526 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,851 OH. 527 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,753 WE'LL JUST MAKE IT A DOUBLE, THEN, HUH? 528 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,087 YEAH. 529 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,091 PAW? HMM? 530 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,060 YOU KNOW WHAT I FIGURED OUT ABOUT GIRLS? 531 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:23,563 WHAT? NOTHING. 532 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,666 JOIN THE CLUB. 533 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,637 YEP. 35495

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