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AH...
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HI, OPE.
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HI, PAW.
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HOW THINGS LOOK
FOR THE BIG GAME?
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WELL, PRETTY GOOD.
WE GOT A GOOD CHANCE.
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WHAT DO YOU HEAR
FROM MT. PILOT?
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THEY GOT A GOOD TEAM,
BUT WE CAN BEAT 'EM.
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I MENDED YOUR SOCKS AND I WASHED
THOSE KNICKERS AS BEST I COULD.
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NOT KNICKERS,
AUNT BEE.
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I KNOW-- IT'S GOT
SOME TECHNICAL NAME
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LIKE "DUGOUTS"
OR SOMETHING.
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I'LL BE GLAD
WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH KIDS
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PLAYING BASEBALL,
AUNT BEE?
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IT'S THE NATIONAL PASTIME.
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IF WE WIN, WE
GO TO RALEIGH
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FOR THE STATE
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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I JUST THINK
YOU'RE OVERDOING IT.
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YOU'VE BEEN OUT THERE
REHEARSING
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IN THAT HOT SUN
ALL WEEK LONG.
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WE'RE PRACTICING,
NOT REHEARSING.
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OH.
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HELLO?
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OH, HI, GOOBER.
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YEAH?
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YEAH...
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ME?!
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NO, NO.
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I DON'T THINK...
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NO, WILL IT...
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THEY DID?
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HUH.
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WELL...
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WELL...
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OKAY. I SEE.
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ALL RIGHT. BYE.
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THEY WANT ME
TO UMPIRE THE GAME TOMORROW.
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YOU, PAW?
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YEAH. EARL LEE GILLEY
WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL
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THE BALLS AND STRIKES,
BUT HE'S SICK SO THEY PICKED ME.
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I THINK THAT'S
VERY FLATTERING.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S A GOOD IDEA
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FOR THE UMPIRE
TO HAVE A SON ON THE TEAM.
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MAYBERRY KIDS
WON'T MIND, PAW.
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THE PEOPLE OF MT. PILOT
WILL KNOW YOU'LL
BE PERFECTLY FAIR.
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AFTER ALL, YOU ARE
THE SHERIFF
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AND YOU'RE HEAD OF
THE MAYBERRY GOOD
GOVERNMENT LEAGUE
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AND YOU'VE BEEN IN
THE CHURCH CHOIR
FOR FIVE YEARS.
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I DON'T THINK
THEY COULD MAKE
A BETTER CHOICE.
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HMM... WELL... HMM.
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HI, GOOBER!
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HOWARD.
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HEY, FLOYD.
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GOOD PRACTICE
TODAY, BOY.
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HOW'S THE TEAM LOOK?
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AAH! OOH!
RAZOR SHARP.
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I WAS JUST
TELLIN' FLOYD
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I'M GONNA BE
COVERIN' THE GAME
FOR THE NEWSPAPER.
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I THOUGHT YOU WROTE
THE GARDEN COLUMN.
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WELL, YES, THAT HAS
BEEN MY BEAT
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BUT BLANT AND FULLER HAD
TO COVER
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THE FISHIN' DERBY
IN SILER CITY
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SO THEY ASKED ME TO WRITE UP
THE BASEBALL GAME.
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MAYBE YOU OUGHT
TO STICK CLOSE TO ME
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'CAUSE I'LL BE SAYIN'
GOOD THINGS
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT
IN THE PAPER.
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THE TEAM WOULD BE
BETTER OFF
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IF YOU DID A LITTLE
LESS TALKING
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AND A LITTLE MORE
COACHING.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY COACHING?
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TEACH THEM HOW TO
BUNT, HIT AND RUN.
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WELL, I DO!
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SPEED! FLEETNESS OF FOOT--
THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
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FLOYD, I COACH THE TEAM.
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I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WOULD
HAPPEN-- POWER MAD!
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YOU GIVE A MAN
A LITTLE POWER
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AND IT GOES TO HIS HEAD.
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POWER MAD, THAT'S WHAT
YOU... SEE, HOWARD?
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WELL, IT CERTAINLY
IS INNERESTIN'
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HEARIN' THE DIFFERENT
INSIDE ASPECTS
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OF THE GAME.
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HI, FELLAS.
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HI, ANDY.
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HEY, ANDY.
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I HEAR YOU'RE
GONNA BE UMPIRE
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AT THE BASEBALL
GAME.
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WELL, I'M NOT TOO SURE
I'M HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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OH, YOU MEAN
ON ACCOUNT OF OPIE
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PLAYIN' ON THE TEAM?
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WELL, YEAH.
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ANDY, I HAD A LONG TALK
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WITH THE MT. PILOT COACH
AND THE LEAGUE OFFICIALS
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AND WE ALL AGREED THAT YOU'D BE
THE PERFECT MAN FOR IT.
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RIGHT! HONEST ANDY TAYLOR.
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NEVER BEEN A BLOT ON THAT NAME.
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IT'S AS CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
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MY MOTHER FEELS YOU'RE
AN EXCELLENT CHOICE, TOO.
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WELL, THANK YOUR
MOTHER, HOWARD.
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CAN'T I BE
THE BASE UMPIRE
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INSTEAD OF WORKIN'
BEHIND THE PLATE?
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WELL, NO, ANDY. MR. HENDRICKS'S
GONNA BE ON THE BASES.
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HE CAN'T CALL
BALLS AND STRIKES
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'CAUSE HE'S GOT A BAD LEG
AND CAN'T SQUAT.
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YOU GOTTA BE A GOOD SQUATTER.
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GET A BETTER FOCUS
ON THE BALL.
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JUST CALL 'EM
AS YOU SEE 'EM, ANDY.
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WE KNOW YOU'LL BE
FAIR TO BOTH SIDES.
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THAT'S ALL ANYBODY
CAN ASK.
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HMM.
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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
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OH... HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN
HIS LITTLE OUTFIT, DOESN'T HE?
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MM-HMM.
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GET A PICTURE OF HIM.
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OH, OKAY.
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ANDY!
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OH, LET ME GET
ANOTHER ONE.
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LOOK, UH, IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR THE GAME TO START.
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OH, WELL, THEN,
LET'S GET ONE OF OPIE.
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OPIE, COME ON.
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MISS CRUMP WANTS
TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
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OH, AUNT BEE...
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COME ON, OPIE, PLEASE.
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NOW MAKE A NICE POSE.
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THERE-- WITH YOUR MITT.
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OPIE, DO EVERYTHING YOUR FATHER
TELLS YOU DURING THE GAME.
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AS AN UMPIRE,
HE CAN BE OF GREAT HELP TO YOU.
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AUNT BEE, I CAN'T
HELP HIM AT ALL!
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NONSENSE.
WHAT'S A FATHER FOR?
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PAW'S RIGHT, AUNT BEE.
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Coach:
C'MON, FELLAS! HEY, OPE!
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I GOTTA GO.
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WELL, I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM
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BUT IF HE MAKES A LITTLE
MISTAKE, OVERLOOK IT.
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I'M SURE HE WON'T
DO IT AGAIN.
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AUNT BEE, ONCE THE GAME STARTS,
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SON
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TILL IT'S OVER.
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ANDY, WHAT AN AWFUL THING
TO SAY.
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WHEN A FATHER
WON'T HELP HIS OWN SON...
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IT'S-IT'S TIME.
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YOU SHOULDN'T BE
BACK HERE ANYWAY.
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RUN ALONG.
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UH... ALL SET, MR. HENDRICKS?
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GOOBER, MR. TYLER, LET'S GO!
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I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, UMP!
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ALL RIGHT, MEN, THIS IS IT,
THE BIG ONE.
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I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU
HOW MUCH THIS GAME MEANS TO US--
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NOT JUST TO YOU, NOT TO ME,
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BUT TO ALL OF MAYBERRY.
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AND I WANT YOU
TO GET IN THERE AND FIGHT.
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NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER
THE SIGNALS.
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IT'S...
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HIT, BUNT, TAKE.
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OKAY?
GO GET 'EM, MEN!
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COME ON!
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COME ON! GO GET 'EM!
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ANDY'S CERTAINLY TAKIN' CHARGE,
ISN'T HE?
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A BORN UMPIRE.
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PLAY BALL!
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Announcer:
The Mt. Pilot Comets'
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leadoff man, Johnny Adams.
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STRIKE!
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ATTABOY, OPE!
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HE WAS VERY ALERT,
WASN'T HE?
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STRIKE!
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Full count, 3 and 2.
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The score remains
nothing-to-nothing
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at the bottom of the second.
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THEY GOT THEIR SLUGGERS
COMIN' UP NOW.
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YEAH, THIS IS REAL EXCITING.
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That is as hard a hit ball
as we've seen in this park.
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These Mt. Pilot Comets have
really exploded this inning.
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This has been some contest,
and now we're down to the wire.
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The score is 6-5 in favor
of the Mt. Pilot Comets.
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The count's 3-2
with Opie Taylor due to bat...
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OKAY, COME ON, LET'S GET
SOMETHING STARTED HERE!
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HIT!
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STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT!
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TWO OUTS, OPIE.
YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.
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WE NEED A RUN
TO TIE IT UP.
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OPIE, NOW, I'VE ALWAYS
DREAMED OF COACHING
A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM.
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THIS IS AS CLOSE
I'VE EVER COME
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SO GO OUT THERE
AND HIT ONE...
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FOR THE OLD GOOBER.
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The Mayberry Giants have only
one more chance, Opie Taylor.
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BALL!
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STRIKE!
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STRIKE!
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I THINK IT'S A HOMER!
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OH, RUN, OPIE! RUN!
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YOU'RE OUT!
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OH, NO!
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP.
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I'M SORRY! YOU WERE OUT!
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CERTAINLY IS A GOOD SALAD.
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ISN'T IT?
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MM-HMM.
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JUST SOMETHING I THREW TOGETHER.
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I HAD PLANNED
ON A VICTORY LUNCHEON.
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NOTHING I LIKE BETTER
THAN A GOOD OLD SALAD.
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YOU MIND IF I HAVE SOME MORE?
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CERTAINLY.
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OPIE, IF YOU'RE
STILL THINKING
ABOUT THAT PLAY
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I WISH YOU'D FORGET IT
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BECAUSE BELIEVE ME,
YOU WERE OUT.
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HE WAS SAFE BY A MILE.
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CAN I BE EXCUSED, PAW?
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YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
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I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW, WE...
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WE'RE JUST...
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ALL RIGHT, WE'LL JUST...
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WE'LL JUST GET
THIS THING SETTLED
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ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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AND I GUESS...
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I GUESS THE BEST WAY
TO START IS TO...
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TO EXPLAIN
MY POSITION. OKAY?
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OKAY.
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OKAY, 'CAUSE ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND
MY POSITION THOROUGHLY,
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THEN, WELL, WE'LL TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR POSITION.
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AND, AND THEN WE'LL COMPARE
THE TWO POSITIONS
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AND SEE WHAT WE
COME UP WITH.
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RIGHT?
RIGHT.
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RIGHT.
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NOW, UH... I WAS THE UMPIRE.
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YOU WITH ME UP TO NOW?
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YEAH.
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YEAH. NOW...
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NOW, WHEN THAT PLAY HAPPENED,
I WAS...
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I WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF IT
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AND YOU WERE SLIDING,
WEREN'T YOU?
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YES, SIR.
YEAH.
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NOW, ALL I WAS DOING...
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I WAS LOOKING
RIGHT AT THE PLATE.
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SO IF... IF I WAS
IN THE BEST POSITION TO SEE IT
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AND I MADE MY DECISION
BASED ON WHAT I SAW
238
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,415
WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE ANSWER, ISN'T THERE?
239
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,449
YES, SIR.
240
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,451
GOOD.
241
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,786
I WAS SAFE.
242
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,290
YOU STILL TRYIN' TO TELL ME
I WAS WRONG?
243
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,391
WELL, GEE, PAW --
244
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,993
OPIE, IT'S VERY BAD MANNERS
245
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,461
TO DISAGREE
WITH YOUR FATHER.
246
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:45,365
EVEN WHEN HE'S WRONG.
247
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,400
OH, COME ON!
248
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,112
HOW ABOUT SOME GAS?
249
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,548
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
250
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,252
I'M SORRY, WE'RE BUSY.
251
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,489
COME ON, GOOBER.
QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
252
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,091
I'M IN A HURRY.
253
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,565
FILL HER UP,
WILL YOU?
254
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,174
YOU GOING TO CHECK
THE OIL AND WATER?
255
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,049
LOOKS OKAY TO ME.
256
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,186
THAT'S SERVICE
WITH A SMILE.
257
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,054
YOU WANT FOLKS
TO SMILE AT YOU,
258
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,389
TRY MT. PILOT.
259
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,391
THEY LOVE YOU
OVER THERE.
260
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,132
HI, FLOYD.
261
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,400
HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT?
262
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,002
GOT AN APPOINTMENT?
263
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,472
SINCE WHEN DO I NEED
AN APPOINTMENT?
264
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,608
SINCE ABOUT 11:30 THIS MORNING.
265
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,877
DON'T YOU THINK
THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH?
266
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,345
NO APPOINTMENT, NO HAIRCUT.
267
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,080
I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
268
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,882
I'M SORRY. I'M ALL BOOKED UP.
269
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,884
AW, COME ON, FLOYD.
270
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,386
LISTEN,
IF YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY,
271
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,156
THEY GOT A BIG BARBER SHOP
OVER IN MT. PILOT--
272
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,225
GOT FOUR CHAIRS, NO WAITING.
273
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,995
PROBABLY GIVE YOU ONE FOR FREE.
274
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,440
HI, FELLAS.
275
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,563
WASN'T THAT A GOOD MOVIE,
ANDY?
276
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,467
"YES, IT WAS, HELEN."
277
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,235
OH.
278
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,304
I'M SORRY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
279
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,973
I THOUGHT YOU'D
FALLEN ASLEEP.
280
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,976
NO.
281
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,577
WANT ME TO GUESS
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT?
282
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,946
THAT'D BE EASY.
283
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,982
ANDY, WHY DON'T WE
GO OVER TO THE DINER
284
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,449
AND GET A BITE TO EAT?
285
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,286
OKAY.
286
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,188
FLOYD, WILL
YOU QUIT HARPING
287
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,722
ON THE HIT
288
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,192
IT'S WHAT CASEY STENGEL
WOULD HAVE DONE.
289
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,627
WELL, COACHING
DIDN'T LOSE THAT GAME TODAY.
290
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,263
IT WAS A UMPIRE
BY THE NAME OF ANDY TAYLOR.
291
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,965
DON'T MENTION THAT NAME!
292
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,735
I DIDN'T SEE THAT PLAY TOO CLEAR
FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING.
293
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,437
TAKE MY WORD
FOR IT, HOWARD.
294
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,705
HE WAS SAFE.
295
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,340
WHEN YOU WRITE
YOUR COLUMN
296
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,642
LET THE PEOPLE KNOW
THAT WE WAS ROBBED.
297
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,444
A CHANCE TO
GO TO RALEIGH
298
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,146
RIGHT OUT
THE WINDOW.
299
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,384
OH. HI, HOWARD.
300
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,519
HI.
301
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,653
HELEN.
302
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,988
GOOD EVENING.
303
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,123
EVENING, HELEN.
304
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,257
HEY, HELEN.
305
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,026
COME ON, ANDY,
LET'S SIT DOWN.
306
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,430
WHAT WAS THAT
YOU WERE SAYING
307
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,998
ABOUT THE GAME, GOOBER?
308
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,266
LISTEN,
I'M FAMISHED.
309
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,534
LET'S SPLIT
A SANDWICH.
310
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,270
THERE SURE IS A LOT
OF PEOPLE WALKING AROUND
311
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,538
WHO NEED EYEGLASSES.
312
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,140
STRONG ONES.
313
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,277
ALL RIGHT!
314
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,379
NOW I'VE HAD
ABOUT ALL OF THIS
315
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,714
I'M GOING TO TAKE
316
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,650
SO LET'S CLEAR IT UP
RIGHT NOW.
317
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,519
I DIDN'T WANT THAT
UMPIRE'S JOB TO START WITH
318
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,488
BUT YOU ALL INSISTED
THAT I'D BE FAIR.
319
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,357
WELL, YOU DIDN'T WANT
A FAIR UMPIRE.
320
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,625
YOU WANTED SOMEBODY
THAT WOULD BE ON YOUR SIDE
321
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,161
AND GIVE YOU
ALL THE BREAKS.
322
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,395
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING!
323
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,030
YOU PICKED
THE WRONG FELLA.
324
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,765
AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE--
325
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,334
IF WE PLAYED THAT GAME
OVER AGAIN TOMORROW
326
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,203
YOU'D STILL HAVE
THE WRONG FELLA
327
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,305
BECAUSE I CALLED IT
THE WAY I SAW IT!
328
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,074
AND IF YOU'D ACT
LIKE ADULTS
329
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,142
INSTEAD OF A BUNCH
OF SOREHEAD KIDS
330
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,543
YOU'D KNOW IT!
331
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,279
COME ON, HELEN.
332
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:03,223
HUH? BOY. HAH. BOY.
333
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,625
NOW HE'S BLAMING US.
334
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,228
WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT
335
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,163
IN YOUR COLUMN
TOMORROW, HOWARD.
336
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,468
YEAH.
337
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,143
ALL RIGHT.
338
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,578
THE WAY EVERYBODY'S ACTING,
YOU'D THINK I'D COME OUT
339
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,447
AGAINST THE FLAG
AND MOTHERHOOD.
340
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,848
ARE YOU GOING TO LET THEM
FORCE YOU
341
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,217
INTO BELIEVING YOU WERE WRONG?
342
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,754
NO.
343
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,357
YOU DON'T SOUND
TOO SURE.
344
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,825
WELL...
345
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,162
THAT WAS
AN AWFUL CLOSE PLAY.
346
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,563
YOU KNOW?
IT WAS.
347
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,832
AND NOW THAT IT'S OVER
AND EVERYTHING,
348
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,367
I JUST -- I JUST WONDER.
349
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,369
DID I MAYBE
LEAN OVER BACKWARDS
350
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,570
BECAUSE IT WAS OPIE?
351
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,207
ANDY, LOOK,
IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH.
352
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,209
AND YOU KEEP ON LIKE THIS,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
353
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,178
COUNTING YOUR FINGERS
AND MUMBLING TO YOURSELF.
354
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,812
YEAH.
355
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,814
I GUESS I HAVEN'T BEEN
TOO MUCH FUN TONIGHT.
356
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,651
NONSENSE, YOU'VE BEEN
A BARREL OF LAUGHS!
357
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,861
SEE HOW THIS SOUNDS.
358
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,567
"ALTHOUGH THIS REPORTER
WAS ASSIGNED TO COVER
359
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,336
"TODAY'S MAYBERRY-MT. PILOT
BASEBALL GAME,
360
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,771
"HE MUST ADMIT, FRANKLY,
361
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,874
"THAT HE HAS VERY LITTLE
KNOWLEDGE OF BASEBALL.
362
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,343
"HOWEVER, AFTER WITNESSING
THIS GAME,
363
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,413
"IT APPEARS THAT MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE KNOWLEDGE OF BASEBALL
364
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,282
"IS A KNOWLEDGE OF PEOPLE.
365
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:39,719
"FOR INSTANCE, WHY DOES A MAN
TAKE ON A JOB AS UMPIRE
366
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,522
"AND EXPOSE HIMSELF
TO ALL KINDS OF ABUSE?
367
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:46,193
I KNOW WHY ONE MAN
IN PARTICULAR DID IT."
368
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,529
"HIS REASON WAS BECAUSE
HE WAS ASKED TO AS A FAVOR.
369
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,299
"HE WASN'T PARTICULARLY
ANXIOUS TO DO IT
370
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,668
"BECAUSE HIS SON HAPPENED
TO BE PLAYING ON THE TEAM
371
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,937
"AND HE DIDN'T WANT
TO RUN THE RISK
372
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,440
OF NOT BEING
COMPLETELY IMPARTIAL."
373
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,676
"IT SEEMS TO ME THAT
ONCE A MAN IS ASKED
374
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,778
"TO HANDLE
A JOB LIKE THAT,
375
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,948
"ANY DECISIONS HE MAKES,
RIGHT OR WRONG,
376
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,617
"SHOULD BE ACCEPTED
377
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,686
IN THE SPIRIT OF
GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP."
378
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,423
"IF ANY OF YOU CRITICS
WANT THE JOB OF UMPIRE
379
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,690
"AT NEXT YEAR'S GAME,
380
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,826
"LET HIM SPEAK UP
LOUD AND CLEAR.
381
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,263
FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK
WE'LL GET TOO MANY OFFERS."
382
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,898
WELL, I GOT AT LEAST
ONE FELLA ON MY SIDE.
383
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,346
HI, ANDY.
384
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,613
HEY, ANDY.
385
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,517
UH, HI, FLOYD, GOOB.
386
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,457
WE JUST THOUGHT
THAT, UH, UH...
387
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,592
WE'D DROP AROUND
AND, YOU KNOW...
388
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,527
JUST DROP AROUND
AND SAY HI.
389
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,396
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
390
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,798
WE JUST THOUGHT...
WELL, YOU KNOW...
391
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,467
WE'D DROP AROUND.
392
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,869
WELL, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
393
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,371
THERE IS ONE
THING, ANDY.
394
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,905
YOU'RE GETTING
A LITTLE CARELESS
395
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,307
ABOUT YOUR PATROL CAR.
396
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,476
WAY PAST DUE FOR THE
1,000-MILE CHECKUP.
397
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,879
YEAH, I'VE... I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO BRING THAT IN
398
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,747
BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
399
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,015
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
400
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,618
I'LL TAKE IT, AND
HAVE IT BACK IN AN HOUR.
401
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,886
OKAY.
402
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,354
A MAN SHOULD TAKE CARE
403
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,955
OF HIS PERSONAL
APPEARANCE, TOO.
404
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,292
YOU'RE GETTING SHAGGY
AROUND THE EARS.
405
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,526
TIME FOR A HAIRCUT.
406
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,796
YEAH, I GUESS...
I GUESS MAYBE IT IS.
407
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,865
YOU DROP OVER TO THE SHOP
AS SOON AS YOU GET A MINUTE
408
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,701
AND WE'LL FIX
YOU UP... ANYTIME.
409
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,035
OKAY.
410
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,272
OH, EXCUSE ME.
411
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,544
HELLO.
412
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,279
OH, HI, HELEN.
413
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,680
WELL, SURE. SURE.
414
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,817
I'LL DROP IT OFF ON MY WAY HOME.
415
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,819
WE GOT TO
BE GOING, ANDY.
416
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,054
ANYTIME AT ALL, ANDY.
417
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,290
RIGHT.
418
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,826
YEAH. GOOBER AND FLOYD.
419
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,428
YEAH.
420
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,063
OKAY.
421
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,002
UH... HELEN,
CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
422
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,305
YEAH,
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
423
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,573
BYE.
424
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,609
HI, OPE.
425
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,044
HI.
426
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,452
IS, UM...
427
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,454
SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
428
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,855
UNH-UNH.
429
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,473
JUST THOUGHT I'D
DROP AROUND AND SAY HI.
430
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,342
WELL, I'M... I'M
GLAD YOU DID, SON.
431
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,625
WELL, GUESS I BETTER
BE RUNNING ALONG.
432
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,027
OKAY.
433
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,035
I JUST CAME IN TO SAY HI.
434
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,479
HEY, THESE ARE
GOOD PICTURES, HELEN--
435
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,747
COLOR AND EVERYTHING.
436
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,015
LOOK AT THIS ONE.
437
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,483
OH, THAT'S GREAT!
438
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,751
OPIE, HERE'S
ONE OF YOU.
439
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,019
ISN'T THAT NICE?
440
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,755
THAT'S ONE YOU TOOK
JUST BEFORE THE GAME.
441
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,490
UH-HUH. OH!
442
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,758
OH, LET ME SEE.
443
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,159
LET ME SEE.
444
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,094
OH, YES.
THERE YOU ARE
445
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,497
IN YOUR
UMPIRE'S COSTUME.
446
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,898
UNIFORM, AUNT BEE.
447
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,500
ALL RIGHT.
UNIFORM.
448
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,169
LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION
ON GOOBER'S FACE HERE.
449
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,638
YEAH.
450
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,506
HEY, I FEEL
LIKE SOME ICE CREAM.
451
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,907
WHO WANTS
TO GO WITH ME?
452
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,175
I DO.
453
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,644
OKAY. COME ON.
454
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,847
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS
ONE THING GOOD
455
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,515
ABOUT THAT
BASEBALL GAME--
456
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,517
YOU GOT SOME
WONDERFUL PICTURES.
457
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,785
YES, I DID.
458
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,187
ALL THAT FUSS
OVER THAT SILLY GAME.
459
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,424
I SUPPOSE THEY'LL BE
DISCUSSING FOR MONTHS
460
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,427
WHETHER HE WAS SAFE
OR WHETHER HE WAS OUT.
461
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,195
UH... AUNT BEE?
462
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,464
HMM?
463
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:18,665
CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
464
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,433
I MEAN FROM EVERYBODY,
EVEN ANDY.
465
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,734
WHY
466
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,804
WELL...
467
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,106
HERE'S A PICTURE
I HAVEN'T SHOWN TO ANYBODY.
468
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,412
OH, MY!
469
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,116
HE WA SAFE.
470
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,200
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, PAW?
471
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,568
CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM IS BEST
472
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,003
FOR JUST PLAIN
EATING ICE CREAM.
473
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,506
BUT FOR APPLE PIE,
NOTHIN'S BETTER THAN VANILLA.
474
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,673
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
475
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,041
HEY, LOOK WHO'S COMIN'.
476
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,143
HI.
477
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,512
HI, SHERIFF.
478
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,146
COME ON, YOU GUYS,
LET'S GO.
479
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,193
HEY, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
480
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,462
I'M INNOCENT!
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